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previously on.
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susan and mike finally tied the knot.
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Lynette got some disturbing news.
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Where the hell do you get off having cancer and not telling me about it?
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Mom.
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Bree returned from her trip.
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holy crap!
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- With a surprise.
- There you go.
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Gaby married victor.
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Gaby is the smartest thing you've ever done.
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With her bringing in the latino vote,
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the governor's mansion's as good as yours.
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While carlos.
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why are you so reluctant to make a commitment to me?
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Ended it with edie.
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I am done with you.
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But the search for true happiness
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led to events that were unexpected and distinctly.
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desperate.
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the first thing you should know is that edie britt never actually intended to die,
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but someone she loved was trying to leave her.
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So she planned every detail,
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from the silk scarf she'd hang by to the suicide note detailing her despair.
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Now all edie had to do.
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was wait.
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for her beloved to come home.
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Hey,edie!
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I'm here to get my stuff.
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You see,to hold on to her man,
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edie knew she'd have to find the perfect moment to let go.
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Hey,carlos!
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Sadly for edie.
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can I talk to you?
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Her timing was fatally flawed.
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mrs.Mccluskey?
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I need to show you something.
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Come here.
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What's this?
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those are trash cans.
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I know they're trash cans,smart-ass.
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I'm asking what they're doing out on a saturday night when the trash got picked up on thursday.
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Fine.
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I will take them in.
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Happy now?
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Carlos.
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what the hell is that?
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And this is how carlos solis arrived just in the nick of time to save the life of edie britt.
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oh,baby.
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What did you do?
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Come on,you gotta wake up.
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Come on,please?
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Of course,had he known what she was about to do to his life.
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he would've let her hang there.
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Season 4 Episode 1
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There is a certain time of night,
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after children have been put to bed and husbands have begun snoring,
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that women lie awake and think of the secrets they've been keeping from their friends.
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It might be an impromptu wedding.
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or a recently diagnosed tumor.
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or a make-believe pregnancy.
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Regardless,it's all they will think of.
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until something comes along to remind them that other people have secrets,too.
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Carlos.
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how is she? What did the doctors say?
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Uh,theye got edie on a ventilator,but she's gonna be okay.
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What the hell happened? How could she pull a stunt like this?
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Uh,she left a note which pretty much blames me.
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Oh,sweetie.
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I can't believe this is happening.
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It's like mary alice all over again.
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Yes,but the good news is she's gonna live.
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I know it's her wedding night,but do you think we should call gaby?
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Oh,crap.
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gaby?
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You know,this betr be one hell of a wedding night,
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considering how long you're taking in there.
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Trust me,victor.
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This will be a night you'll never forget.
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let's get out of here.
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what?
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I'm serious.You,me-- just screw it all.
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Let'S.
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let's run away together.
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I just got married.
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There are 200 people out there waiting for me to lead a conga line.
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Gaby,you just said you don't feel like victor really loves you,
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and you know I do.I've never stopped.
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I can't dump him on our wedding day.
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That's a horrible thing to do,even to vict.
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He'll get over it,but I've never gotten over losing you,
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and I won't let it happen again!
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gaby,you in here?
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Gaby?
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I was.
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just counting gifts.
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oh,that's fine.I-I was actually looking for that publicist guy.
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- You haven't seen him,have you?
- Nope.
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Okay.
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I'll give you a holler when I need you.
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come on!
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Who doesn't wear underwear on their wedding day?
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oh,focus,you idiot!
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Come on.When are we leaving?
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so we're doing this?
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Great.
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Uh,it'll take me a few hours to get stuff together.
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I'm gonna pick you up tonight.Just be packed and ready to go.
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Okay.Wait!
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Aren't you gonna kiss the bride?
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finally!
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carlos,where the hell are you?
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I'm at the hospital.
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Edie tried to kill herself tonight.
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Oh,my god! Is she okay?
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I found her just in time,but obviously,i can't come pick you up tonight.
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Okay,that's all right.
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I'll just take a cab and meet you.
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Gaby,I can't leave edie now.
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Look,maybe in a couple weeks.
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In a few weeks? What?
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No! It has to be tonight!
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Victor's in the bedroom right now waiting to consummate.
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And edie's on a ventilator.
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Look,you don't have to stay with victor.
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You have a house.
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Okay,you know,running away with you on my wedding night was crazy enough.
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But runninaway to be alone is insane!
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Gaby,please,she needs me.
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Can't you just wait?
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No!
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I would rather try and work it out with victor.
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gaby,are you coming to bed?
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one month later
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Happy 1-month anniversary.
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I didn't know we were doing this.
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Well,we've just been so happy thlast four weeks,I thought we should celebrate.
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you are happy,right?
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Yeah.
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I've never been happier.
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Aw,that's sweet.
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I don't believe you.
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- Susan
- I watch you sometimes,and you seem very.
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disconnected,like something's missing.
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Nothing is missing.
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So our life together is exactly how you pictured it?
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You've gotten everything you wanted?
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Yeah,pretty much.
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"Pretty much" means there is something that you want that you don't have.
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How can I give it to you if you don't tell me what it is?
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Susan,I swear,I am ecstatically,beyond my wildest dreams,lip-smackingly happy.
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You got it?
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This marriage is doomed.
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hey,a moving van just pulled up.
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Oh,andrew,I'm having problems with my strap.
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Could you help me?
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Look,I told you three weeks ago I was no longer participating in your little hoax,
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and that includes strapping you in.
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Oh,for heaven's sakes.
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Orson,could you come help me,please?
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I'll remember this the next time you want money for leather pants.
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People are gonna find out,all right?
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And then we're gonna all look like idiots.
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Well,not if we're careful.
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This isn't the '50s,okay?
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Teenage girls get pregnant all the time.
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I mean,my ex-lab partner's practically a grandmother.
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Look,this family's reputation is already hanging by a thread.
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I mean,first people thought that your stepfather was a wife killer,
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then your sister takes up with her history teacher,
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and now we're supposed to parade a little bastard up and down the street.
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We might as well sit on the porch and play banjos.
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Bree,you know,there's a moving van next door.
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mom,are you awake?
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Okay,honey.
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Just give me a minute.
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Give me a minute.
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My wig is gone.
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- Where is it?
- It's on the nightstand.
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No! No,I'm looking at the nightstand,and all I see are a few stray hairs
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and this sports blooper dv you thought would cheer me up.
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Peyton manning is funny.
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mom!
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Hey,I'm coming!
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Hey,don't just sit there like a lump!
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Come on! Help me look!
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Oh,goD.Honey,this is one of those moments when it occurs to me that wouldn't it be easier
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if we just told everyone that you have cancer?
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I found it.
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Look,I mean,I get not wanting to scare the kids,
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buto keep all of our friends in the dark.
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look,I can deal with the chemo.
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I can deal with people telling me my hair has never looked better.
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But what I cannot deal with is the pity,so we are doing it my way.
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You were crooked.
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hey,sweetie,what's up?
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There's a moving van across the street.
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so you want it listed right away?
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And don't worry about getting top dollar.
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I want this place priced to move.
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What's going on here?
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I'm meeting with our realtor.
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Gaby,you remember gil.
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I remember telling you I wasn't ready to sell the house yet.
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Gil,could you give us a minute,please?
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Yeah.
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Gaby,we agreed that after we got married,you would sell the house.
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I still have a lot of stuff here.
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Well,my house is over 10,000 square feet.
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I'm pretty sure there are closets.
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I'm just not in a rush to unload this house,okay?
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This was my home.I was very happy here.
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But we've got a new home now.
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Aren't you happy there?
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Yeah,it's a great house.
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Well,good.
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Then sell this place.
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What are you waiting for?
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I'm not waiting for anything.
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Look,a moving van.
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New neighbors.What do we know?
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Well,uh,dining chairs.There's a clue.
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Yes.It proves they eat sitting down.
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No,I mean they're stickley.
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It means they have taste.
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And money.
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They've been remodeling for weeks.
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I wish edie were here.
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Without her,there's no one to give us the dish.
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Yet another illustration of the fundamental selfishness of suicide.
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Do you think this is them?
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oh,my god.Katherine.
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katherine!
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susan!
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I cannot believe it has been 12 years.
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You haven't changed a bit.
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Well,you clearly have.Your eyesight's going.
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How's your aunt?
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Katherine used to live here with mrs.Sims.
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not very well,I'm afraid.
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That's really the reason why we moved back.
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I didn't want poor aunt lily to spend her final days in a nursing home.
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That is so kind of you.
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yeah,it is.
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oh,and as luck would have it,my husband found a job here.
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Adam,could you wave or something?
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Hello,ladies.
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I look forward to meeting you when I'm a little less sweaty.
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he's a cutie.
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What does he do?
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He's a doctor.
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Okay,don't take this personally,but we hate you.
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Mom?
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I finished unpacking my room.
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Do you need any help?
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Oh,my god.
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This is not little dylan.
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I'm susan,julie's mom.
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She is gonna be so excited to see you.
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Great.
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Who's julie again?
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Honey,you remember--your best friend when you were little.
264
00:12:59,520 --> 00:13:00,630
Oh,right.
265
00:13:00,640 --> 00:13:03,580
Why don't you go help your stepfather with the last few boxes?
266
00:13:03,590 --> 00:13:05,490
It's nice meetg you all.
267
00:13:05,500 --> 00:13:07,320
what a beautiful family.
268
00:13:07,330 --> 00:13:09,670
I feel so lucky to have you for a neighbor.
269
00:13:09,680 --> 00:13:11,520
No,i am the lucky one.
270
00:13:11,530 --> 00:13:12,900
Look at my view.
271
00:13:12,910 --> 00:13:15,990
Your garden is absolutely breathtaking.
272
00:13:17,220 --> 00:13:20,120
And that pine tree in the backyard.
273
00:13:20,130 --> 00:13:21,810
it's my pride and joy.
274
00:13:21,820 --> 00:13:25,160
Oh,it absolutely kills me to have to ask you to cut it down.
275
00:13:26,470 --> 00:13:27,690
Excuse me?
276
00:13:27,700 --> 00:13:32,600
Well,I'm sorry,but I'm not gonna be able to grow my prize-winning vegetables with that tree blocking all the sunlight.
277
00:13:33,980 --> 00:13:36,500
Oh,well,I'm--I'm sorry about your vegetables,
278
00:13:36,510 --> 00:13:39,680
but that pine shields my view of the purcells' backyard,
279
00:13:39,690 --> 00:13:41,850
and if you had ever seen mr.Purcell sunbathe,
280
00:13:42,140 --> 00:13:44,690
well,you'd know exactly what that tree means to me.
281
00:13:46,380 --> 00:13:47,390
well,I don't want to quarrel.
282
00:13:47,400 --> 00:13:51,470
We will not touch that tree until we have come up with a solution to our problem.
283
00:13:53,430 --> 00:13:55,780
Curtains,perhaps.
284
00:13:57,750 --> 00:13:59,060
So you're back.
285
00:13:59,070 --> 00:14:00,410
How fun.
286
00:14:00,420 --> 00:14:03,870
I should have a brunch so that everyone can get to know you.
287
00:14:03,880 --> 00:14:04,820
No,no need.
288
00:14:04,830 --> 00:14:05,960
I'm having a barbecue this saturday.
289
00:14:05,970 --> 00:14:07,630
I'm inviting the whole neighborhood.
290
00:14:08,900 --> 00:14:09,980
Oh,you don't need to do that.
291
00:14:09,990 --> 00:14:10,920
I insist.
292
00:14:10,930 --> 00:14:13,120
I have missed wisteria lane so much,
293
00:14:13,360 --> 00:14:16,330
and I wanna do something special for my dear,old friends.
294
00:14:16,580 --> 00:14:18,630
and all you lovely newcomers.
295
00:14:27,830 --> 00:14:31,220
the nice thing about this fake pregnancy is my feet don't swell.
296
00:14:31,720 --> 00:14:36,920
I mean,I'd never be able to squeeze into these sling-backs if I really was 8 12 months pregnant.
297
00:14:40,850 --> 00:14:41,980
bree!
298
00:14:41,990 --> 00:14:43,830
Don't you look radiant!
299
00:14:44,310 --> 00:14:46,150
Well,hello,mrs.Mckeever.
300
00:14:46,160 --> 00:14:50,990
Well,I heard that you were expecting,but I had no idea how far along you were.
301
00:14:51,340 --> 00:14:52,320
May I?
302
00:14:52,330 --> 00:14:53,900
There's no need.
303
00:14:54,180 --> 00:14:56,430
the baby's just not kicking right now.
304
00:14:56,440 --> 00:15:00,240
Sometimes,if you give them a little jiggle,you can get them to move.
305
00:15:00,250 --> 00:15:02,680
Oh,she doesn't really wanna be jiggled right now.
306
00:15:02,690 --> 00:15:04,150
She's very sensitive down there.
307
00:15:04,160 --> 00:15:05,540
But I'll be gentle.
308
00:15:05,550 --> 00:15:09,130
You know,in my day,mothers thought that it was good luck.
309
00:15:09,470 --> 00:15:12,490
Perhaps I need to make my point a little more clearly.
310
00:15:12,830 --> 00:15:15,720
Bree,you're hurting me!
311
00:15:16,240 --> 00:15:17,430
Is there a problem here?
312
00:15:17,440 --> 00:15:18,900
No,not at all!
313
00:15:18,910 --> 00:15:22,670
I'm just saying hello to a very dear friend of mine.
314
00:15:27,420 --> 00:15:28,930
are you gonna back off now?
315
00:15:31,550 --> 00:15:33,090
car's here,dear.
316
00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:35,320
Lovely to see you,mrs.Mckeever.
317
00:15:37,420 --> 00:15:39,800
Why must old ladies always do that?
318
00:15:39,810 --> 00:15:42,230
I don't know,but you've got to stop roughing them up.
319
00:15:46,290 --> 00:15:47,310
I'm sorry,susan.
320
00:15:47,320 --> 00:15:49,610
Dr.Gorenberg just had a patient go into labor.
321
00:15:49,620 --> 00:15:52,180
His new partner is covering for him,if you're comfortable with that.
322
00:15:52,440 --> 00:15:53,280
Sure.
323
00:15:53,290 --> 00:15:54,980
I'm just here for a checkup.
324
00:15:55,460 --> 00:15:56,930
Doctor?
325
00:15:58,090 --> 00:15:59,270
Thank you.
326
00:16:00,050 --> 00:16:01,530
I'm dr.Mayfair.
327
00:16:01,540 --> 00:16:03,010
I'm gonnA.
328
00:16:04,340 --> 00:16:05,720
hold it.Have we met?
329
00:16:06,060 --> 00:16:08,060
Yes.Yesterday.
330
00:16:08,070 --> 00:16:09,050
Susan mayer.
331
00:16:09,060 --> 00:16:10,370
Your new neighbor.
332
00:16:10,380 --> 00:16:11,750
Right.
333
00:16:11,760 --> 00:16:13,270
I-I didn't know you were.
334
00:16:13,590 --> 00:16:15,170
this kind of doctor.
335
00:16:15,440 --> 00:16:17,030
I sure am.
336
00:16:22,170 --> 00:16:23,620
Listen,um.
337
00:16:24,590 --> 00:16:27,270
- maybe this isn't-
- feet up,please.
338
00:16:27,280 --> 00:16:29,110
Okay.
339
00:16:30,840 --> 00:16:32,870
And scootch down.
340
00:16:39,750 --> 00:16:43,250
It's just that it's weird,you know,considering you're.
341
00:16:43,710 --> 00:16:45,370
where'd you go?
342
00:16:49,590 --> 00:16:51,670
and relax.
343
00:16:52,870 --> 00:16:54,670
sorry.
344
00:16:55,990 --> 00:16:57,680
And relax.
345
00:16:59,180 --> 00:17:00,920
sorry.
346
00:17:02,090 --> 00:17:04,320
And relax.
347
00:17:04,330 --> 00:17:05,220
Sorry.
348
00:17:05,230 --> 00:17:09,410
Um,hey,not to change the subject,but when is dr.Gorenberg coming back?
349
00:17:09,790 --> 00:17:11,320
Almost done.
350
00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:16,300
you know,katherine has talked about you for years.
351
00:17:16,310 --> 00:17:18,610
It's nice to finally put a face to the name.
352
00:17:36,180 --> 00:17:37,650
lynette!
353
00:17:37,660 --> 00:17:40,000
Muriel.How are you doing?
354
00:17:40,010 --> 00:17:40,990
What's up?
355
00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:42,300
You look good.
356
00:17:44,490 --> 00:17:46,440
Don't try to sweet-talk me,lynette scavo.
357
00:17:46,450 --> 00:17:47,830
I am fit to be tied.
358
00:17:47,840 --> 00:17:52,210
Did you or did you not volunteer to run the fund-raising gala?
359
00:17:52,220 --> 00:17:53,230
Yeah.
360
00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:54,700
Things have been a little weird lately--
361
00:17:54,710 --> 00:17:58,010
don't even think of wriggling out of this,lynette.
362
00:17:58,020 --> 00:18:00,630
Every other third grade mom has chaired an event.
363
00:18:00,640 --> 00:18:03,540
It is your tur
364
00:18:04,430 --> 00:18:07,180
okay.I'll jump right on it.
365
00:18:07,190 --> 00:18:08,250
Great.
366
00:18:08,260 --> 00:18:09,690
Okay.
367
00:18:10,850 --> 00:18:12,120
See.
368
00:18:12,130 --> 00:18:16,530
that's where someone with half a brain would have played the cancer card.
369
00:18:16,540 --> 00:18:17,580
I can handle it.
370
00:18:17,590 --> 00:18:18,700
Like hell.
371
00:18:18,710 --> 00:18:20,200
You've been nauseous all day from the chemo.
372
00:18:20,540 --> 00:18:21,890
you shouldn't even be here!
373
00:18:21,900 --> 00:18:22,870
It's my life.
374
00:18:22,880 --> 00:18:25,400
Some stupid disease is not gonna keep me from living it.
375
00:18:25,410 --> 00:18:27,940
Besides,parker's expecting to see me.
376
00:18:31,390 --> 00:18:32,280
There.
377
00:18:32,290 --> 00:18:33,350
He saw you.
378
00:18:33,360 --> 00:18:35,370
We'll duck out when the lights go down.
379
00:18:35,380 --> 00:18:37,080
He's gonna be watching for me all day.
380
00:18:37,090 --> 00:18:38,060
He's one of the leads.
381
00:18:38,070 --> 00:18:39,740
He's friar tuck.
382
00:18:39,750 --> 00:18:41,270
It's a thankless role.
383
00:18:48,980 --> 00:18:51,630
well,everything seems normal.
384
00:18:52,750 --> 00:18:54,750
But you say you've been having irregular periods.
385
00:18:54,760 --> 00:18:55,830
Yeah.
386
00:18:55,840 --> 00:18:58,200
You know,one month off,two months on.
387
00:18:58,210 --> 00:18:59,580
That happens,right?
388
00:18:59,590 --> 00:19:01,390
Ever experience night sweats?
389
00:19:01,750 --> 00:19:04,070
Um,sometimes.
390
00:19:04,080 --> 00:19:05,350
But mike's a big spooner.
391
00:19:05,360 --> 00:19:07,380
He's like sleeping with a hibachi.
392
00:19:08,310 --> 00:19:10,720
um,how about hot flashes?
393
00:19:10,730 --> 00:19:12,010
Okay,whoa.
394
00:19:12,020 --> 00:19:13,590
I'm gonna stop you right there.
395
00:19:13,600 --> 00:19:15,890
I am way too young for that.Please refer to your chart.
396
00:19:15,900 --> 00:19:20,610
Susan,I know for a lot of women the word "menopause" has negative connotations.
397
00:19:20,620 --> 00:19:26,090
They hear,um,"aging," "brittle bones," um,"loss of sexual desire."
398
00:19:26,100 --> 00:19:29,220
Okay,before we go any further,can I check those diplomas?
399
00:19:29,230 --> 00:19:32,960
'Cause I would just like to make sure that they're not from some med school in the philippines.
400
00:19:32,970 --> 00:19:34,710
Look,there's a simple blood test we can use to find out.
401
00:19:34,720 --> 00:19:35,880
I don't need any test!
402
00:19:35,890 --> 00:19:37,740
I am not old enough for menopause.
403
00:19:38,030 --> 00:19:41,870
Now I don't know what kind of nonsense they taught you at.
404
00:19:42,650 --> 00:19:47,130
harvard medical school,class of.'97?
405
00:19:47,140 --> 00:19:48,610
Oh,my god!
406
00:19:48,620 --> 00:19:50,240
I am old!
407
00:19:50,250 --> 00:19:52,490
Just give me the damn test.
408
00:19:54,920 --> 00:19:57,060
we will live in these woods till our work is donE.
409
00:19:57,430 --> 00:20:02,060
If the sheriff comes,we will drive him away with our bows and arrows.
410
00:20:03,970 --> 00:20:05,630
You okay?
411
00:20:05,640 --> 00:20:07,420
I'm feeling a little.
412
00:20:07,430 --> 00:20:09,270
god save all ye merry men!
413
00:20:09,280 --> 00:20:11,040
I beseech thee!
414
00:20:11,050 --> 00:20:15,030
Pray that I may join your man-- band of merry men.
415
00:20:15,040 --> 00:20:21,430
I am more than just a jolly friar,for I can have both a sword and an arrow!
416
00:20:21,440 --> 00:20:22,740
We must support robin hood.
417
00:20:22,750 --> 00:20:24,810
oh,I'm gonna be sick!
418
00:20:24,820 --> 00:20:26,730
Right there with you,lady.
419
00:20:27,280 --> 00:20:29,840
All hail robin hood!
420
00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:33,570
okay,let's go.
421
00:20:33,580 --> 00:20:35,560
No! It's too late!
422
00:20:43,750 --> 00:20:45,420
bravo!
423
00:20:47,140 --> 00:20:48,250
I'm sorry.
424
00:20:48,260 --> 00:20:49,720
I'll get you a new purse.
425
00:20:49,730 --> 00:20:52,760
Fine,but that wasn't my purse.
426
00:21:08,030 --> 00:21:09,610
hello. You have everything you need?
427
00:21:09,620 --> 00:21:11,620
You just let me know.
Hi!Good to see you!
428
00:21:11,630 --> 00:21:13,470
Oh,you look great!
429
00:21:14,760 --> 00:21:17,490
Mrs.Mccluskey. Hello.
430
00:21:18,170 --> 00:21:21,460
how are you? Do you remember me?
431
00:21:21,470 --> 00:21:24,620
You're bess truman,right?
Of course I remember you.
432
00:21:24,630 --> 00:21:28,370
If that's your way of checking if
my brain's gone all tapioca,I'm fine.
433
00:21:28,880 --> 00:21:29,930
sorry.
434
00:21:29,940 --> 00:21:32,810
So I saw your kid and your
new husband. Nice catch.
435
00:21:32,820 --> 00:21:34,240
Oh. Well,thank you.
436
00:21:34,250 --> 00:21:37,660
I'm very eager for him to
experience life on wisteria lane.
437
00:21:37,670 --> 00:21:41,620
The times that dylan and I spent
here were the happiest of our lives.
438
00:21:41,630 --> 00:21:43,470
Yeah? Then why'd you
take off so suddenly?
439
00:21:43,480 --> 00:21:46,250
You skipped town without
even saying good-bye.
440
00:21:47,150 --> 00:21:49,720
My,you do remember a lot,don't you?
441
00:21:51,720 --> 00:21:54,530
Excuse me. Really must mingle.
442
00:21:59,960 --> 00:22:02,540
I think these eggs are past their prime.
443
00:22:05,410 --> 00:22:08,380
So you just shun them
and throw them away.
444
00:22:08,390 --> 00:22:12,320
Well,yeah,since mayonnaise
left out in the sun can kill ya.
445
00:22:13,580 --> 00:22:16,650
Everything okay? You
seem kinda moody today.
446
00:22:16,660 --> 00:22:18,490
Yeah,get used to it.
447
00:22:19,120 --> 00:22:22,530
Okay,did I do something
wrong? No.I'm sorry.
448
00:22:22,540 --> 00:22:24,390
I'm just a little.
449
00:22:24,730 --> 00:22:26,010
you know what? Forget it.
450
00:22:26,020 --> 00:22:27,620
Let's eat.
451
00:22:27,630 --> 00:22:30,730
yoo-hoo,susan! We saved you a place!
452
00:22:33,050 --> 00:22:35,830
come on! We want you over here.Come on.
453
00:22:41,680 --> 00:22:43,390
oh,my god! Dylan!
454
00:22:45,560 --> 00:22:46,520
Hi.
455
00:22:46,530 --> 00:22:48,170
It's me. julie.
456
00:22:48,180 --> 00:22:49,860
Julie's the one we were talking about.
457
00:22:49,870 --> 00:22:50,690
- Hi,honey!
- Hi!
458
00:22:50,700 --> 00:22:52,690
She was your best friend.
459
00:22:54,800 --> 00:22:58,200
Yeah,and I-I brought you a little
wcome back gift. Your favorite.
460
00:22:58,210 --> 00:22:59,190
Oh,my goodness.
461
00:22:59,200 --> 00:23:02,570
You remember how much
you used to love licorice?
462
00:23:02,580 --> 00:23:04,580
I did?
463
00:23:04,590 --> 00:23:06,330
Okay.
464
00:23:08,590 --> 00:23:11,600
Come on. I've got some of the
old gang I want you to meet.
465
00:23:11,610 --> 00:23:13,190
Have fun!
466
00:23:14,720 --> 00:23:16,190
menopause?
467
00:23:16,200 --> 00:23:17,780
Aren't you a little young for that?
468
00:23:17,790 --> 00:23:19,430
I know.
469
00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:23,990
And you thought you married a vibrant woman
in her prime,and instead,you got a wife who'S.
470
00:23:26,140 --> 00:23:28,670
dry and dusty.
471
00:23:28,680 --> 00:23:29,970
oh,honey.
472
00:23:29,980 --> 00:23:32,040
No,it's--it's a
natural part of life.
473
00:23:32,050 --> 00:23:34,830
Yeah,the part before death. Oh!
474
00:23:35,330 --> 00:23:38,610
Look,I know that it's upsetting,but
it's really not that big a deal.
475
00:23:38,620 --> 00:23:40,770
Yes,it is! What if you wanna have kids?
476
00:23:40,780 --> 00:23:41,940
We agreed that we didn'T.
477
00:23:41,950 --> 00:23:42,910
No,you said you did.
478
00:23:42,920 --> 00:23:44,690
I said I didn't,then
you changed your mind.
479
00:23:44,700 --> 00:23:45,760
What if you change it back?
480
00:23:45,770 --> 00:23:46,610
That's not gonna happen.
481
00:23:46,620 --> 00:23:51,130
Listen,my last egg could be on its
way down the chute at this very moment.
482
00:23:51,140 --> 00:23:55,240
If you wanna have kids,you
might wanna jump on it right now.
483
00:23:56,070 --> 00:24:00,690
All righ this is all very romantic,but
let me be clear about this,okay?
484
00:24:00,700 --> 00:24:06,150
I love you,and if kids don't
happen,I'm fine with that.
485
00:24:06,160 --> 00:24:08,590
I don't want you to be fine.
486
00:24:08,600 --> 00:24:11,160
I want you to be happy.
487
00:24:11,170 --> 00:24:14,650
All right,I'm just trying to
find a nice way to shut you up,so.
488
00:24:21,040 --> 00:24:23,350
yep,we're doomed.
489
00:24:26,410 --> 00:24:29,420
hey. Hey,look who's back.
490
00:24:29,430 --> 00:24:32,550
oh,my gosh. She's out of the clinic.
491
00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:36,670
Thanks,darling.
492
00:24:36,680 --> 00:24:38,270
- Hi!
- Hi!
493
00:24:38,280 --> 00:24:39,760
How are you?
494
00:24:39,770 --> 00:24:42,730
- Oh,careful--the
neck. - Oh,sorry.
495
00:24:42,740 --> 00:24:44,960
Thank you all so much for the cards.
496
00:24:44,970 --> 00:24:49,800
Sometimes it takes a near tragedy to
realize just how much you're loved.
497
00:24:50,910 --> 00:24:54,480
So why don't you talk to your
friends,and I'll go unpack the car?
498
00:24:54,490 --> 00:24:56,580
Oh,thanks,sweetheart.
499
00:24:58,030 --> 00:25:00,390
I have to admit that I was.
500
00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:04,020
a little concerned about how
you'd react when you saw me.
501
00:25:04,030 --> 00:25:06,740
But this. throwing me a party?
502
00:25:11,220 --> 00:25:13,820
well. we just all love ya.
503
00:25:13,830 --> 00:25:16,750
and,edie,you look great. Especially.
504
00:25:16,760 --> 00:25:19,540
you know,given the circumstances.
505
00:25:19,550 --> 00:25:22,360
You mean that I tried to hang myself.
506
00:25:22,610 --> 00:25:23,480
it's okay.
507
00:25:23,490 --> 00:25:25,880
The doctor encouraged
me to talk about it.
508
00:25:25,890 --> 00:25:28,080
Surely not over food.
509
00:25:28,090 --> 00:25:30,370
Well,carlos and i talk
about it all the time.
510
00:25:30,380 --> 00:25:34,500
You know,and this whole thing has
just brought us closer together.
511
00:25:34,790 --> 00:25:37,690
We've actually talked about marriage.
512
00:25:41,880 --> 00:25:43,720
hello. I don't think we've met.
513
00:25:43,730 --> 00:25:45,860
I'm katherine mayfair,your new neighbor.
514
00:25:45,870 --> 00:25:48,840
Oh,edie. It's a pleasure to meet you.
515
00:25:49,520 --> 00:25:51,860
Welcome to my party.
516
00:25:56,960 --> 00:25:59,160
So I hear congratulations are in order.
517
00:25:59,170 --> 00:26:01,280
Edie just announced
you're getting married.
518
00:26:01,290 --> 00:26:02,710
Best wishes!
519
00:26:02,720 --> 00:26:03,880
We're not engaged.
520
00:26:03,890 --> 00:26:07,440
That was just a kind of
a what if conversation.
521
00:26:07,450 --> 00:26:10,170
Really? Because she thinks
you're getting married.
522
00:26:10,180 --> 00:26:11,830
Everyone else thinks
you're getting married.
523
00:26:11,840 --> 00:26:14,120
So,again,best wishes.
524
00:26:14,130 --> 00:26:16,120
Gaby,the woman tried to kill
herself because I left her.
525
00:26:16,130 --> 00:26:17,780
She's not real good with disappointment.
526
00:26:17,790 --> 00:26:19,760
Neither am I!
527
00:26:19,770 --> 00:26:22,710
You told me you wanna run away together,and
then I don't hear from you for a month!
528
00:26:22,720 --> 00:26:24,320
That was only because I was
going through stuff with edie,
529
00:26:24,330 --> 00:26:26,910
but it doesn't mean that I wasn't
thinking about you constantly.
530
00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:28,660
you were not.
531
00:26:28,670 --> 00:26:30,030
Yes,I was.
532
00:26:30,040 --> 00:26:33,050
Every second of every day.
533
00:26:35,450 --> 00:26:36,770
Yeah,well,I.
534
00:26:36,780 --> 00:26:39,250
kind of thought about you,too.
535
00:26:40,150 --> 00:26:43,150
- I need to be with you,gaby.
- Yeah?
536
00:26:43,810 --> 00:26:45,280
Prove it.
537
00:26:45,290 --> 00:26:47,030
Can you get away tonight?
538
00:26:47,040 --> 00:26:49,540
Oh,my god,are you serious?
539
00:26:49,550 --> 00:26:51,340
Damn right I am.
540
00:26:56,490 --> 00:26:59,520
I just have to be back by
midnight to give edie her pills.
541
00:26:59,530 --> 00:27:00,420
What?
542
00:27:00,430 --> 00:27:02,530
If we're gonna have an
affair,we've gotta be discreet.
543
00:27:02,540 --> 00:27:03,650
Affair?
544
00:27:03,660 --> 00:27:05,850
I thought we were talking
about runng away together.
545
00:27:05,860 --> 00:27:06,880
I can't do that.
546
00:27:06,890 --> 00:27:08,920
Edie's too fragile right now.
547
00:27:11,170 --> 00:27:13,120
That old battle-ax is
gonna outlive us all!
548
00:27:13,130 --> 00:27:14,690
Hey,don't talk about her like that.
549
00:27:14,700 --> 00:27:18,840
Oh,far be it for me to speak ill
of the future mrs.Carlos solis.
550
00:27:18,850 --> 00:27:20,120
We are not getting married!
551
00:27:20,130 --> 00:27:21,680
Best wishes!
552
00:27:28,260 --> 00:27:30,080
no. Absolutely not.
553
00:27:30,090 --> 00:27:32,590
That's my final answer.
554
00:27:34,100 --> 00:27:35,780
Well,talk to you later.
555
00:27:36,130 --> 00:27:36,990
That was danielle.
556
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:39,750
Now she wants us to send
a dvd player for her room.
557
00:27:39,760 --> 00:27:41,260
Well,that hardly seems extravagant.
558
00:27:41,270 --> 00:27:44,140
You're missing the point! It's
a convent,not the four seasons.
559
00:27:44,150 --> 00:27:46,170
You have mustard on your chin.
560
00:27:46,180 --> 00:27:51,180
I mean,it's one thing to forgive bad
behavior. It's another thing to reward it.
561
00:27:51,190 --> 00:27:53,860
There are consequences for her mistakes.
562
00:27:54,590 --> 00:27:56,970
Bree! Oh,my god!
563
00:27:56,980 --> 00:27:58,250
Are you all right?
564
00:27:58,260 --> 00:28:00,780
Oh! No,no,I'm fine!I'm fine!
565
00:28:01,160 --> 00:28:02,270
- You're bleeding!
- No,no,no!
566
00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:04,260
It's just,uh--oh,it's
a little barbecue sauce.
567
00:28:04,270 --> 00:28:06,210
Where is katherine's husband?
568
00:28:06,220 --> 00:28:07,880
- He's a doctor.
- She's fine.
569
00:28:07,890 --> 00:28:10,010
Adam! Adam!
570
00:28:10,020 --> 00:28:12,320
Get over here right now!
571
00:28:12,330 --> 00:28:14,190
Bree got stabbed in the belly!
572
00:28:14,200 --> 00:28:15,660
Oh,my god,are you all
right? Let me take a look.
573
00:28:15,670 --> 00:28:16,620
No,it's nothing!
574
00:28:16,630 --> 00:28:19,830
Ah,uh,we were just teasing ida.
575
00:28:19,840 --> 00:28:21,560
- It's something we do.
- Yes.
576
00:28:22,280 --> 00:28:25,600
look,it's a. trick
ba--barbecue fork.
577
00:28:25,610 --> 00:28:27,030
We got it at a magic shop.
578
00:28:27,040 --> 00:28:29,560
Uh,see? Retractable!
579
00:28:30,370 --> 00:28:31,970
Oh,my baby!
580
00:28:35,170 --> 00:28:36,500
That's quite a trick.
581
00:28:36,510 --> 00:28:39,810
hey,let's go freak out mrs.Mccluskey.
582
00:28:41,630 --> 00:28:43,500
he's such a scamp.
583
00:28:50,390 --> 00:28:51,980
Psycho mom at 5:00.
584
00:28:51,990 --> 00:28:54,720
You say the word,she gets
a face full of pig bones.
585
00:28:56,110 --> 00:28:58,150
Aw,my hero.
586
00:28:58,160 --> 00:29:00,060
I can handle her.
587
00:29:01,470 --> 00:29:02,690
lynette.
588
00:29:02,700 --> 00:29:05,530
I just spoke with helen,and
imagine my surprise when she told me
589
00:29:05,540 --> 00:29:08,430
that you'd not started on
the decorations for the gala.
590
00:29:08,440 --> 00:29:09,850
I'm in charge of decorations?
591
00:29:09,860 --> 00:29:14,670
Yes,which you would've known had
you bothered to pick up the packet.
592
00:29:19,700 --> 00:29:21,590
I don't want to hear it.
593
00:29:22,770 --> 00:29:24,310
Okay.
594
00:29:26,080 --> 00:29:27,950
piggyback,mommy.
595
00:29:31,100 --> 00:29:32,370
I'm sorry,sweetie.
596
00:29:32,380 --> 00:29:35,360
I'm just-- I'm just
too tired right now.
597
00:29:35,370 --> 00:29:38,150
Here,honey,I'll get ya.
598
00:29:40,490 --> 00:29:41,740
yes!
599
00:29:42,600 --> 00:29:46,870
Mommy has to conserve her
energy for more important things.
600
00:29:55,830 --> 00:29:58,900
We are not throwing in the
towel over a minor mishap.
601
00:29:58,910 --> 00:30:01,120
How many more mishaps are
we gonna get away with?
602
00:30:01,130 --> 00:30:03,190
Yesterday,it was an old woman
in the macy's shoe department.
603
00:30:03,200 --> 00:30:04,920
Today,a magic fork in the belly.
604
00:30:04,930 --> 00:30:09,220
Pretty soon,this whole charade will
completely unravel,and we will be humiliated.
605
00:30:09,230 --> 00:30:10,630
We're already in too deep.
606
00:30:10,640 --> 00:30:14,330
We could go on a trip,tell people
you miscarried while we were away.
607
00:30:14,340 --> 00:30:16,210
And then what would happen to the baby?
608
00:30:16,220 --> 00:30:17,990
Well,danielle would keep it.
609
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:20,350
You think danielle
could raise this child?
610
00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:21,350
Orson,you've seen her in action.
611
00:30:21,360 --> 00:30:24,010
She's--she's shallow,and
she's--she's selfish!
612
00:30:24,020 --> 00:30:25,240
She would ruin this child's life!
613
00:30:25,250 --> 00:30:26,970
How can you say that?
614
00:30:26,980 --> 00:30:29,230
Because I'm her mother.
615
00:30:30,520 --> 00:30:34,840
And I know what I've created,and
that's the real humiliation.
616
00:30:37,620 --> 00:30:39,320
Orson.
617
00:30:40,330 --> 00:30:44,020
is child deserves better.
618
00:30:44,030 --> 00:30:46,830
And I know what to do now. Please.
619
00:30:47,450 --> 00:30:49,830
please let me try.
620
00:30:51,410 --> 00:30:53,550
So.
621
00:30:53,560 --> 00:30:56,690
really,what you want is a second chance?
622
00:30:57,110 --> 00:30:59,860
Well,would that be so horrible?
623
00:31:04,790 --> 00:31:06,660
Well,then.
624
00:31:08,120 --> 00:31:11,310
let the charade continue.
625
00:31:20,580 --> 00:31:22,470
- So you're bailing on me now?
- I know.
626
00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:24,570
- The timing is terrible.
- Damn right!
627
00:31:24,580 --> 00:31:26,050
It's three weeks before the gala.
628
00:31:26,060 --> 00:31:28,500
I just didn't realize how tired
I would be when I took this on.
629
00:31:28,510 --> 00:31:29,760
Oh,we're all tired,lynette.
630
00:31:29,770 --> 00:31:32,130
But some of us still manage
to honor our commitments.
631
00:31:32,140 --> 00:31:33,330
Okay,I'm gonna be honest with you.
632
00:31:33,340 --> 00:31:38,240
- I haven't been feeling that great lately.
- Oh,don't whine to me about your aches and pains.
633
00:31:38,250 --> 00:31:40,410
I've had the sammigraine since '87.
634
00:31:40,420 --> 00:31:44,070
And my knee's so bad,I can't
even use the treadmill anymore.
635
00:31:44,550 --> 00:31:45,940
Yeah.
636
00:31:46,720 --> 00:31:48,410
That's rough.
637
00:31:49,960 --> 00:31:51,860
By the way.
638
00:31:57,290 --> 00:31:59,410
I have cancer.
639
00:32:02,110 --> 00:32:04,080
I'll give helen a call.
640
00:32:19,630 --> 00:32:24,530
so I am halfway through chemo,and
my doctor is very confident
641
00:32:24,540 --> 00:32:28,360
that I'm going to beat
this,so you can all relax.
642
00:32:28,650 --> 00:32:30,230
I'm not going to die.
643
00:32:36,250 --> 00:32:38,250
Well,not unless we kill you.
644
00:32:39,660 --> 00:32:42,670
Damn it,lynette. What did
we say after mary alice.
645
00:32:42,680 --> 00:32:45,470
after edie? Why didn't they tell us?
646
00:32:45,480 --> 00:32:48,510
We're your friends. Why
would you shut us out?
647
00:32:48,830 --> 00:32:54,600
I just liked being able to throw on my
wig and join you guys for a cup of coffee
648
00:32:54,610 --> 00:32:57,520
and a good gossip
about the new neighbors.
649
00:32:57,530 --> 00:33:01,360
You know,for five minutes,I could
pretend I wasn't a sick person.
650
00:33:02,850 --> 00:33:06,530
But once your friends know you're
sick,you can't pretend anymore
651
00:33:06,540 --> 00:33:10,110
'cause you can see
it in their eyes--
652
00:33:10,120 --> 00:33:13,050
the fear,the pity.
653
00:33:13,900 --> 00:33:16,610
Is that all you see in our eyes?
654
00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:25,480
No. No,of course not.
655
00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:30,020
You know what? Let's make a pact.
656
00:33:30,030 --> 00:33:32,100
No more secrets.
657
00:33:32,110 --> 00:33:38,480
From now on,we tell each other
every shocking detail of our lives.
658
00:33:42,220 --> 00:33:44,860
- I'm in.
- Me,too.
659
00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:50,020
You with us?
660
00:33:50,670 --> 00:33:52,780
Absolutely.
661
00:33:54,580 --> 00:33:57,450
No more secrets.
662
00:34:04,470 --> 00:34:07,430
You're right. I'm not happy.Let's talk.
663
00:34:10,760 --> 00:34:15,480
All I'm saying is I just wanna
know that i come first with you.
664
00:34:15,490 --> 00:34:18,690
Sometimes I feel less like
your wife than a possession.
665
00:34:18,700 --> 00:34:21,070
It's demeaning.
It's--it'S.
666
00:34:21,080 --> 00:34:22,750
why are you smiling right now?
667
00:34:22,760 --> 00:34:24,030
Because this is fantastic.
668
00:34:24,040 --> 00:34:27,330
After weeks of shutting me out,you're
finally telling me how you feel.
669
00:34:27,340 --> 00:34:28,480
We should do this all the time.
670
00:34:28,490 --> 00:34:31,140
Well,it's hard when you're so busy.
671
00:34:34,430 --> 00:34:39,950
maybe we should go away and just
take a couple weeksr a month.
672
00:34:39,960 --> 00:34:43,930
Let's rediscover wt it was that
made us fall in love to begin with.
673
00:34:44,520 --> 00:34:46,940
That is a great idea. Let's do it.
674
00:34:46,950 --> 00:34:48,560
How's next week?
675
00:34:48,570 --> 00:34:50,110
Let's see here.
676
00:34:52,710 --> 00:34:55,820
well,I've got the meeting with
the school board on tuesday.
677
00:34:56,500 --> 00:34:59,860
And the end of the month,I've got that
conference in washington--oh,shoot.
678
00:34:59,870 --> 00:35:03,280
I've got the groundbreaking
for the new civic center.
679
00:35:03,290 --> 00:35:05,090
dad's birthday.
680
00:35:05,100 --> 00:35:07,780
economic development forum.
681
00:35:08,730 --> 00:35:09,890
how about april?
682
00:35:09,900 --> 00:35:13,380
I can give you two whole weeks in april.
683
00:35:17,850 --> 00:35:19,190
I'll see you later,babe.
684
00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:20,640
Where you going?
685
00:35:21,040 --> 00:35:23,270
To scavo's for a few beers.
686
00:35:23,280 --> 00:35:24,910
Can I come?
687
00:35:25,460 --> 00:35:27,410
- no.
- Why not?
688
00:35:27,420 --> 00:35:32,210
Edie,I know you've been through a lot
lately,but I can't hold your hand 24 hours a day.
689
00:35:34,150 --> 00:35:37,870
If you want this relationship to
work,you gotta give me some downtime.
690
00:35:47,840 --> 00:35:51,090
okay,so I managed to get away from edie.
691
00:35:51,430 --> 00:35:53,010
What do you want?
692
00:35:53,020 --> 00:35:55,660
To get you away from edie.
693
00:36:09,300 --> 00:36:12,460
oh,come on. You have to remember
your boyfriend joey miller.
694
00:36:12,470 --> 00:36:14,440
You used to chase him
around the jungle gym.
695
00:36:14,450 --> 00:36:15,190
Really?
696
00:36:15,200 --> 00:36:18,870
You'd think I would've gone for this
guy with the sexy finger up his nose.
697
00:36:19,720 --> 00:36:22,480
so you don't remember any of
the kids we used to play with?
698
00:36:22,490 --> 00:36:23,880
No.
699
00:36:24,300 --> 00:36:27,870
To be honest,I don't remember
anything about living here.
700
00:36:27,880 --> 00:36:29,580
Really?
701
00:36:31,720 --> 00:36:35,170
So. what is your earliest memory?
702
00:36:37,060 --> 00:36:40,150
I don't know if this is a memory,but.
703
00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:44,800
for years,I've had this creepy dream.
704
00:36:45,510 --> 00:36:47,700
I'm really little,
705
00:36:47,710 --> 00:36:52,350
and there's a guy in my
room,and he tries to grab me.
706
00:36:52,950 --> 00:36:54,890
That is creepy.
707
00:36:55,770 --> 00:36:57,850
Have--have
you ever.
708
00:36:57,860 --> 00:37:00,220
talked to somebody about it?
709
00:37:01,320 --> 00:37:03,560
You mean like a therapist?
710
00:37:04,210 --> 00:37:09,730
my old babysitter suggested
that,but my mom got mad and said no.
711
00:37:10,190 --> 00:37:12,800
- Really?
- Yeah.
712
00:37:13,420 --> 00:37:15,910
Then she fired the babysitter.
713
00:37:22,200 --> 00:37:24,670
- susan?
- I'm in here.
714
00:37:25,930 --> 00:37:28,020
Uh,your front door was open.
715
00:37:28,290 --> 00:37:29,650
No problem.
716
00:37:29,660 --> 00:37:31,810
Um,what's up?
717
00:37:31,820 --> 00:37:35,780
First,let me just say this is one of the
more embarrassing moments of my career,
718
00:37:35,790 --> 00:37:38,580
and you have every right to hate me.
719
00:37:38,950 --> 00:37:41,300
Adam,I have no idea what
you're talking about.
720
00:37:41,310 --> 00:37:45,130
Well,your test results came back,and
your estrogen levels are fine.
721
00:37:45,140 --> 00:37:46,650
You're not about to start menopause.
722
00:37:46,660 --> 00:37:50,170
Really? that's fantastic!
723
00:37:50,180 --> 00:37:53,160
- There's more.
- More?
724
00:37:53,830 --> 00:37:56,010
You're pregnant.
725
00:37:57,460 --> 00:38:00,710
What? Wh-what did he just say?
726
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:04,330
I'm pregnant?
727
00:38:06,530 --> 00:38:09,100
He said I'm pregnant.
728
00:38:19,950 --> 00:38:23,020
I have never been happier.
729
00:38:23,680 --> 00:38:26,350
Well,now I believe you.
730
00:38:33,350 --> 00:38:35,210
there you are.
731
00:38:35,850 --> 00:38:37,130
I'm sorry.
732
00:38:37,550 --> 00:38:39,460
I got in late last night.
I didn't want to wake you.
733
00:38:39,470 --> 00:38:42,230
You don't have to explain.
734
00:38:42,240 --> 00:38:44,000
I trust you.
735
00:38:44,010 --> 00:38:46,610
well,good. Yoshould.
736
00:38:46,620 --> 00:38:49,500
I just wish you trusted me a bit more.
737
00:38:49,510 --> 00:38:51,090
What are you talking about?
738
00:38:51,100 --> 00:38:54,430
Why didn't you ever tell me
about your offshore bank account?
739
00:38:57,240 --> 00:38:58,670
What?
740
00:38:59,170 --> 00:39:04,580
Well,you know,the one in the cayman
islands with $10 million in it.
741
00:39:07,900 --> 00:39:11,360
I miss you when you're gone.
742
00:39:12,560 --> 00:39:16,300
Going through your things makes
me feel like you're with me.
743
00:39:16,670 --> 00:39:19,250
Okay,um,I know how this looks.
744
00:39:19,260 --> 00:39:20,680
What did you think I was gonna do?
745
00:39:20,690 --> 00:39:22,480
Tell people?
746
00:39:22,490 --> 00:39:26,030
Turn you in? Try to get
my little hands on it?
747
00:39:26,860 --> 00:39:30,180
I don't care about money,carlos.
748
00:39:30,190 --> 00:39:32,780
All I care about is you.
749
00:39:33,840 --> 00:39:38,110
That's why this relationship
is going to work.
750
00:39:39,690 --> 00:39:42,650
You can trust me with your secrets,
751
00:39:43,270 --> 00:39:48,050
just like I can trust
you not to hurt me.
752
00:40:00,190 --> 00:40:02,940
there is a certain time of morning.
753
00:40:02,950 --> 00:40:06,000
It occurs after kids
have left for school
754
00:40:06,010 --> 00:40:09,210
and husbands have headed off for work.
755
00:40:10,180 --> 00:40:15,770
It's a time when women think of the secrets
they've been keeping from their friends.
756
00:40:16,390 --> 00:40:21,190
and how shocked they would be
if the truth was discovered.
757
00:40:21,730 --> 00:40:27,330
and how they'll do everything in their
power to keep that from happening.
758
00:40:27,900 --> 00:40:32,690
But what of those lucky women
who have no secrets left to keep?
759
00:40:32,700 --> 00:40:35,450
What do they think about every morning?
760
00:40:35,460 --> 00:40:37,250
Hey!
761
00:40:39,340 --> 00:40:42,090
Is something wrong?
762
00:40:43,340 --> 00:40:45,130
It's just.
763
00:40:45,140 --> 00:40:47,880
dylan and i used to be best friends.
764
00:40:48,560 --> 00:40:51,040
I mean,we did everything together.
765
00:40:51,050 --> 00:40:54,000
I know. She was like a sister to you.
766
00:40:54,010 --> 00:40:55,860
Well.
767
00:40:56,570 --> 00:40:59,310
that girl that I've
been hanging out with.
768
00:40:59,320 --> 00:41:03,530
and I know this is
gonna sound crazy,but.
769
00:41:04,680 --> 00:41:07,080
that's not the same girl.
770
00:41:14,540 --> 00:41:18,400
these women spend their mornings
thinking of their neighbors
771
00:41:18,410 --> 00:41:22,050
and the secrets.they may be keeping.
772
00:41:30,610 --> 00:41:32,860
There you are. I've been calling you.
773
00:41:41,670 --> 00:41:44,140
- Is this the room?
- Yes.
774
00:41:45,740 --> 00:41:48,390
Dylan's been asking me
if she can move in here.
775
00:41:48,400 --> 00:41:50,170
So let her.
776
00:41:51,170 --> 00:41:53,620
You may remember what
happened here,but she can'T.
777
00:41:53,630 --> 00:41:55,580
Doesn't matter.
778
00:41:56,020 --> 00:41:59,260
- I won't allow it
- hey,you okay?
779
00:42:00,450 --> 00:42:03,180
Did we make a mistak coming back here?
780
00:42:03,590 --> 00:42:05,840
Did we have a choice?
781
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