1 00:00:01,752 --> 00:00:03,545 Previously on Desperate Housewives. 2 00:00:04,171 --> 00:00:05,172 Susan and Mike 3 00:00:05,464 --> 00:00:06,965 finally tied the knot. 4 00:00:07,591 --> 00:00:08,383 Lynette 5 00:00:08,675 --> 00:00:09,968 got some disturbing news. 6 00:00:10,260 --> 00:00:13,388 Where the hell do you get off having cancer and not telling me about it? 7 00:00:13,597 --> 00:00:14,473 Mom. 8 00:00:14,681 --> 00:00:16,266 Bree returned from her trip. 9 00:00:16,683 --> 00:00:17,601 Holy crap! 10 00:00:17,768 --> 00:00:19,895 - With a surprise. - There you go. 11 00:00:20,270 --> 00:00:21,396 Gaby married Victor. 12 00:00:21,563 --> 00:00:23,398 Gaby is the smartest thing you've ever done. 13 00:00:23,607 --> 00:00:24,816 With her bringing in the latino vote, 14 00:00:25,025 --> 00:00:26,527 the governor's mansion's as good as yours. 15 00:00:26,735 --> 00:00:27,736 While Carlos. 16 00:00:27,903 --> 00:00:30,113 why are you so reluctant to make a commitment to me? 17 00:00:30,405 --> 00:00:31,406 Ended it with Edie. 18 00:00:32,324 --> 00:00:33,408 I am done with you. 19 00:00:35,410 --> 00:00:37,120 But the search for true happiness 20 00:00:39,414 --> 00:00:40,707 led to events 21 00:00:41,083 --> 00:00:42,668 that were unexpected 22 00:00:43,168 --> 00:00:45,254 and distinctly desperate. 23 00:00:47,256 --> 00:00:49,550 Season 4 Episode 01 Now You Know 24 00:00:49,883 --> 00:00:52,177 The first thing you should know 25 00:00:52,344 --> 00:00:56,265 is that Edie Britt never actually intended to die, 26 00:00:58,684 --> 00:01:01,854 but someone she loved was trying to leave her. 27 00:01:03,188 --> 00:01:05,691 So she planned every detail, 28 00:01:06,817 --> 00:01:08,819 from the silk scarf she'd hang by 29 00:01:09,695 --> 00:01:12,823 to the suicide note detailing her despair. 30 00:01:14,116 --> 00:01:16,118 Now all Edie had to do. 31 00:01:17,286 --> 00:01:18,287 was wait. 32 00:01:19,663 --> 00:01:21,832 For her beloved to come home. 33 00:01:22,958 --> 00:01:24,251 Hey, Edie! 34 00:01:24,751 --> 00:01:26,128 I'm here to get my stuff. 35 00:01:26,336 --> 00:01:28,130 You see,to hold on to her man, 36 00:01:28,755 --> 00:01:30,966 Edie knew she'd have to find the perfect 37 00:01:31,341 --> 00:01:33,135 moment to let go. 38 00:01:37,097 --> 00:01:37,973 Hey,Carlos! 39 00:01:38,390 --> 00:01:39,683 Sadly for Edie. 40 00:01:40,100 --> 00:01:41,185 Can I talk to you? 41 00:01:41,393 --> 00:01:44,605 Her timing was fatally flawed. 42 00:01:45,272 --> 00:01:46,273 Mrs. McCluskey? 43 00:01:46,481 --> 00:01:48,483 I need to show you something. Come here. 44 00:01:53,572 --> 00:01:54,573 What's this? 45 00:01:56,617 --> 00:01:58,035 Those are trash cans. 46 00:01:58,243 --> 00:02:00,329 I know they're trash cans,smart-ass. 47 00:02:00,746 --> 00:02:03,123 I'm asking what they're doing out on a saturday night 48 00:02:03,332 --> 00:02:05,042 when the trash got picked up on thursday. 49 00:02:09,546 --> 00:02:12,216 Fine. I will take them in. Happy now? 50 00:02:13,383 --> 00:02:14,384 Carlos. 51 00:02:14,885 --> 00:02:16,470 what the hell is that? 52 00:02:30,192 --> 00:02:32,486 And this is how Carlos Solis 53 00:02:32,694 --> 00:02:34,530 arrived just in the nick of time 54 00:02:34,696 --> 00:02:37,324 to save the life of Edie Britt. 55 00:02:39,326 --> 00:02:41,411 Baby. What did you do? 56 00:02:41,995 --> 00:02:43,705 Come on,you gotta wake up. 57 00:02:43,830 --> 00:02:44,831 Come on,please? 58 00:02:44,998 --> 00:02:48,210 Of course, had he known what she was about to do to his life. 59 00:02:51,755 --> 00:02:53,966 he would've let her hang there. 60 00:02:54,550 --> 00:02:55,843 Transcript: YDY.com 61 00:02:58,971 --> 00:03:02,349 Synchro: YST & YDY 62 00:03:04,852 --> 00:03:07,354 There is a certain time of night, 63 00:03:07,813 --> 00:03:09,982 after children have been put to bed 64 00:03:10,315 --> 00:03:12,693 and husbands have begun snoring, 65 00:03:12,901 --> 00:03:15,404 that women lie awake and think of the secrets 66 00:03:15,696 --> 00:03:18,115 they've been keeping from their friends. 67 00:03:19,408 --> 00:03:21,410 It might be an impromptu wedding. 68 00:03:23,203 --> 00:03:25,289 or a recently diagnosed tumor. 69 00:03:28,041 --> 00:03:30,335 or a make-believe pregnancy. 70 00:03:32,629 --> 00:03:35,424 Regardless, it's all they will think of. 71 00:03:35,632 --> 00:03:38,552 until something comes along to remind them 72 00:03:38,844 --> 00:03:42,139 that other people have secrets,too. 73 00:03:47,186 --> 00:03:48,270 Carlos. 74 00:03:48,562 --> 00:03:50,772 - How is she? - What did the doctors say? 75 00:03:50,981 --> 00:03:53,692 They've got Edie on a ventilator, but she's gonna be okay. 76 00:03:53,901 --> 00:03:56,403 What the hell happened? How could she pull a stunt like this? 77 00:03:56,570 --> 00:03:59,198 She left a note which pretty much blames me. 78 00:03:59,573 --> 00:04:00,782 Sweetie. 79 00:04:01,074 --> 00:04:03,994 I can't believe this is happening. It's like mary alice all over again. 80 00:04:04,119 --> 00:04:05,913 Yes, but the good news is she's gonna live. 81 00:04:06,538 --> 00:04:10,042 I know it's her wedding night, but do you think we should call Gaby? 82 00:04:11,627 --> 00:04:12,419 Crap. 83 00:04:19,134 --> 00:04:20,219 Gaby? 84 00:04:20,552 --> 00:04:22,346 You know,this better be one hell of a wedding night, 85 00:04:22,471 --> 00:04:23,972 considering how long you're taking in there. 86 00:04:24,056 --> 00:04:25,182 Trust me,Victor. 87 00:04:25,349 --> 00:04:27,351 This will be a night you'll never forget. 88 00:04:31,355 --> 00:04:32,856 - Let's get out of here. - What? 89 00:04:33,065 --> 00:04:35,067 I'm serious. You,me- just screw it all. 90 00:04:35,359 --> 00:04:37,361 Let's run away together. 91 00:04:38,070 --> 00:04:39,279 I just got married. 92 00:04:39,488 --> 00:04:42,199 There are 200 people out there waiting for me to lead a conga line. 93 00:04:42,616 --> 00:04:44,618 You just said you don't feel like Victor really loves you, 94 00:04:44,701 --> 00:04:46,203 and you know I do. I've never stopped. 95 00:04:46,411 --> 00:04:47,788 I can't dump him on our wedding day. 96 00:04:47,996 --> 00:04:49,915 That's a horrible thing to do, even to Victor. 97 00:04:49,998 --> 00:04:52,417 He'll get over it,but I've never gotten over losing you, 98 00:04:52,501 --> 00:04:54,419 and I won't let it happen again! 99 00:04:56,505 --> 00:04:57,923 Gaby,you in here? 100 00:05:09,268 --> 00:05:11,645 I was just counting gifts. 101 00:05:13,146 --> 00:05:15,732 That's fine. I was actually looking for that publicist guy. 102 00:05:16,108 --> 00:05:17,484 You haven't seen him,have you? 103 00:05:18,277 --> 00:05:20,612 I'll give you a holler when I need you. 104 00:05:24,283 --> 00:05:25,409 Come on! 105 00:05:27,077 --> 00:05:29,705 Who doesn't wear underwear on their wedding day? 106 00:05:29,997 --> 00:05:32,875 Focus, you idiot! Come on. When are we leaving? 107 00:05:35,043 --> 00:05:36,044 so we're doing this? 108 00:05:38,046 --> 00:05:40,632 Great. It'll take me a few hours to get stuff together. 109 00:05:40,841 --> 00:05:42,926 I'm gonna pick you up tonight. Just be packed and ready to go. 110 00:05:43,218 --> 00:05:43,927 Wait! 111 00:05:46,054 --> 00:05:48,223 Aren't you gonna kiss the bride? 112 00:05:55,063 --> 00:05:56,064 Finally! 113 00:05:57,065 --> 00:05:58,358 Carlos, where the hell are you? 114 00:05:58,567 --> 00:06:00,986 I'm at the hospital. Edie tried to kill herself tonight. 115 00:06:01,195 --> 00:06:02,279 My God! Is she okay? 116 00:06:02,571 --> 00:06:05,574 I found her just in time,but obviously, I can't come pick you up tonight. 117 00:06:06,575 --> 00:06:09,077 Okay,that's all right. I'll just take a cab and meet you. 118 00:06:09,369 --> 00:06:12,164 Gaby, I can't leave Edie now. Look,maybe in a couple weeks. 119 00:06:12,498 --> 00:06:15,417 In a few weeks? What? No! It has to be tonight! 120 00:06:15,626 --> 00:06:18,212 Victor's in the bedroom right now waiting to consummate. 121 00:06:18,921 --> 00:06:20,714 And Edie's on a ventilator. 122 00:06:21,006 --> 00:06:23,300 Look,you don't have to stay with Victor. You have a house. 123 00:06:23,634 --> 00:06:25,928 Okay,you know,running away with you 124 00:06:26,136 --> 00:06:28,222 on my wedding night was crazy enough. 125 00:06:28,514 --> 00:06:30,599 But running away to be alone is insane! 126 00:06:31,058 --> 00:06:32,142 Gaby, please, 127 00:06:32,351 --> 00:06:34,061 she needs me. Can't you just wait? 128 00:06:34,353 --> 00:06:37,147 No! I would rather try and work it out with Victor. 129 00:06:42,778 --> 00:06:44,571 Gaby,are you coming to bed? 130 00:06:48,283 --> 00:06:49,701 One month later. 131 00:06:55,582 --> 00:06:57,292 Happy 1 month anniversary. 132 00:06:58,210 --> 00:06:59,586 I didn't know we were doing this. 133 00:06:59,795 --> 00:07:01,588 We've just been so happy the last four weeks, 134 00:07:01,797 --> 00:07:03,298 I thought we should celebrate. 135 00:07:07,553 --> 00:07:08,846 you are happy,right? 136 00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:11,640 I've never been happier. 137 00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:14,059 That's sweet. 138 00:07:19,940 --> 00:07:20,941 I don't believe you. 139 00:07:22,526 --> 00:07:25,153 I watch you sometimes, and you seem very. 140 00:07:25,988 --> 00:07:27,072 disconnected, 141 00:07:27,406 --> 00:07:28,699 like something's missing. 142 00:07:29,074 --> 00:07:30,492 Nothing is missing. 143 00:07:31,368 --> 00:07:33,579 So our life together is exactly how you pictured it? 144 00:07:33,704 --> 00:07:34,872 You've gotten everything you wanted? 145 00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:35,873 Pretty much. 146 00:07:38,876 --> 00:07:42,087 "Pretty much" means there is something that you want that you don't have. 147 00:07:42,421 --> 00:07:44,423 How can I give it to you if you don't tell me what it is? 148 00:07:44,631 --> 00:07:47,134 Susan,I swear,I am ecstatically, 149 00:07:47,342 --> 00:07:51,221 beyond my wildest dreams, lip-smackingly happy. 150 00:07:51,638 --> 00:07:52,723 You got it? 151 00:07:56,643 --> 00:07:57,936 This marriage is doomed. 152 00:08:03,650 --> 00:08:05,861 A moving van just pulled up. 153 00:08:06,987 --> 00:08:09,573 Andrew,I'm having problems with my strap. Could you help me? 154 00:08:09,865 --> 00:08:11,283 Look,I told you three weeks ago 155 00:08:11,450 --> 00:08:13,660 I was no longer participating in your little hoax, 156 00:08:13,869 --> 00:08:15,454 and that includes strapping you in. 157 00:08:15,662 --> 00:08:19,583 For heaven's sakes. Orson, could you come help me,please? 158 00:08:20,292 --> 00:08:23,629 I'll remember this the next time you want money for leather pants. 159 00:08:23,712 --> 00:08:25,005 People are gonna find out,all right? 160 00:08:25,214 --> 00:08:26,924 And then we're gonna all look like idiots. 161 00:08:27,090 --> 00:08:28,509 Well,not if we're careful. 162 00:08:28,800 --> 00:08:32,721 This isn't the 50's,okay? Teenage girls get pregnant all the time. 163 00:08:32,804 --> 00:08:35,098 I mean,my ex-lab partner's practically a grandmother. 164 00:08:35,599 --> 00:08:38,227 Look,this family's reputation is already hanging by a thread. 165 00:08:38,769 --> 00:08:40,354 I mean, first people thought that your 166 00:08:40,646 --> 00:08:41,772 stepfather was a wife killer, 167 00:08:41,939 --> 00:08:44,066 then your sister takes up with her history teacher, 168 00:08:44,233 --> 00:08:46,443 and now we're supposed to parade a little bastard up and down the street. 169 00:08:46,652 --> 00:08:48,654 We might as well sit on the porch and play banjos. 170 00:08:52,241 --> 00:08:54,743 You know,there's a moving van next door. 171 00:08:59,498 --> 00:09:01,208 Mom,are you awake? 172 00:09:02,084 --> 00:09:04,378 Okay,honey. Just give me a minute. 173 00:09:05,379 --> 00:09:06,588 Give me a minute. 174 00:09:12,094 --> 00:09:13,887 My wig is gone. Where is it? 175 00:09:14,221 --> 00:09:15,222 It's on the nightstand. 176 00:09:15,347 --> 00:09:18,851 No,I'm looking at the nightstand, and all I see are a few stray hairs 177 00:09:19,142 --> 00:09:22,020 and this sports blooper dvd you thought would cheer me up. 178 00:09:22,855 --> 00:09:25,023 - Peyton Manning is funny. - Mom! 179 00:09:25,357 --> 00:09:26,733 Hey,I'm coming! 180 00:09:27,526 --> 00:09:31,029 Don't just sit there like a lump! Come on! Help me look! 181 00:09:31,238 --> 00:09:32,531 God. Honey, 182 00:09:32,781 --> 00:09:34,157 this is one of those moments when 183 00:09:34,283 --> 00:09:36,076 it occurs to me that wouldn't it be easier 184 00:09:36,159 --> 00:09:38,078 if we just told everyone that you have cancer? 185 00:09:38,579 --> 00:09:40,372 - I found it. - Look,I mean, 186 00:09:40,664 --> 00:09:42,082 I get not wanting to scare the kids, 187 00:09:42,291 --> 00:09:44,084 but to keep all of our friends in the dark. 188 00:09:44,293 --> 00:09:45,878 look,I can deal with the chemo. 189 00:09:45,961 --> 00:09:48,797 I can deal with people telling me my hair has never looked better. 190 00:09:48,964 --> 00:09:52,384 But what I cannot deal with is the pity,so we are doing it my way. 191 00:09:58,015 --> 00:09:59,224 You were crooked. 192 00:10:02,603 --> 00:10:04,021 hey,sweetie,what's up? 193 00:10:04,313 --> 00:10:06,607 There's a moving van across the street. 194 00:10:08,025 --> 00:10:09,401 So you want it listed right away? 195 00:10:09,776 --> 00:10:11,445 And don't worry about getting top dollar. 196 00:10:11,570 --> 00:10:13,071 I want this place priced to move. 197 00:10:15,365 --> 00:10:16,575 What's going on here? 198 00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:18,160 I'm meeting with our realtor. 199 00:10:18,452 --> 00:10:19,953 Gaby,you remember Gil. 200 00:10:21,079 --> 00:10:23,749 I remember telling you I wasn't ready to sell the house yet. 201 00:10:24,583 --> 00:10:26,543 Gil,could you give us a minute,please? 202 00:10:28,504 --> 00:10:31,798 Gaby,we agreed that after we got married,you would sell the house. 203 00:10:32,090 --> 00:10:33,884 I still have a lot of stuff here. 204 00:10:34,092 --> 00:10:35,802 Well,my house is over 10,000 square feet. 205 00:10:35,886 --> 00:10:37,304 I'm pretty sure there are closets. 206 00:10:37,387 --> 00:10:39,515 I'm just not in a rush to unload this house,okay? 207 00:10:40,098 --> 00:10:41,808 This was my home. I was very happy here. 208 00:10:42,017 --> 00:10:44,603 But we've got a new home now. Aren't you happy there? 209 00:10:44,937 --> 00:10:46,730 Yeah,it's a great house. 210 00:10:47,564 --> 00:10:49,441 Well,good. Then sell this place. 211 00:10:50,734 --> 00:10:52,361 What are you waiting for? 212 00:10:55,656 --> 00:10:57,533 I'm not waiting for anything. 213 00:10:59,952 --> 00:11:01,328 Look,a moving van. 214 00:11:06,875 --> 00:11:08,794 New neighbors. What do we know? 215 00:11:09,294 --> 00:11:11,672 Well, dining chairs. There's a clue. 216 00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:13,674 Yes. It proves they eat sitting down. 217 00:11:14,007 --> 00:11:15,592 No,I mean they're stickley. 218 00:11:15,884 --> 00:11:17,594 - It means they have taste. - And money. 219 00:11:17,678 --> 00:11:19,096 They've been remodeling for weeks. 220 00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:21,306 I wish Edie were here. 221 00:11:21,723 --> 00:11:23,725 Without her,there's no one to give us the dish. 222 00:11:23,809 --> 00:11:27,312 Yet another illustration of the fundamental selfishness of suicide. 223 00:11:32,109 --> 00:11:33,819 Do you think this is them? 224 00:11:46,373 --> 00:11:47,958 My God. Katherine. 225 00:11:50,669 --> 00:11:51,461 Katherine! 226 00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:54,381 Susan! 227 00:12:01,722 --> 00:12:04,808 I cannot believe it has been 12 years. You haven't changed a bit. 228 00:12:05,017 --> 00:12:07,519 Well,you clearly have. Your eyes sight's going. 229 00:12:09,521 --> 00:12:10,522 How's your aunt? 230 00:12:10,731 --> 00:12:13,025 Katherine used to live here with mrs. Sims. 231 00:12:13,525 --> 00:12:14,818 Not very well,I'm afraid. 232 00:12:15,027 --> 00:12:17,321 That's really the reason why we moved back. 233 00:12:17,654 --> 00:12:20,949 I didn't want poor aunt lily to spend her final days in a nursing home. 234 00:12:21,366 --> 00:12:23,368 - That is so kind of you. - Yeah,it is. 235 00:12:25,037 --> 00:12:27,664 And as luck would have it, my husband found a job here. 236 00:12:29,374 --> 00:12:31,043 Adam,could you wave or something? 237 00:12:31,835 --> 00:12:32,836 Hello,ladies. 238 00:12:33,170 --> 00:12:35,964 I look forward to meeting you when I'm a little less sweaty. 239 00:12:36,798 --> 00:12:38,592 He's a cutie. What does he do? 240 00:12:38,884 --> 00:12:39,801 He's a doctor. 241 00:12:41,178 --> 00:12:43,013 Don't take this personally, but we hate you. 242 00:12:43,889 --> 00:12:44,890 Mom? 243 00:12:45,807 --> 00:12:47,976 I finished unpacking my room. Do you need any help? 244 00:12:48,393 --> 00:12:49,394 My God. 245 00:12:49,686 --> 00:12:51,188 This is not little Dylan. 246 00:12:52,689 --> 00:12:53,815 I'm Susan,Julie's mom. 247 00:12:54,024 --> 00:12:56,026 She is gonna be so excited to see you. 248 00:12:56,443 --> 00:12:57,444 Great. 249 00:12:58,028 --> 00:12:58,946 Who's Julie again? 250 00:12:59,154 --> 00:13:01,532 Honey,you remember your best friend when you were little. 251 00:13:02,241 --> 00:13:03,033 Right. 252 00:13:03,325 --> 00:13:05,827 Why don't you go help your stepfather with the last few boxes? 253 00:13:06,537 --> 00:13:07,538 It's nice meetg you all. 254 00:13:08,247 --> 00:13:09,957 What a beautiful family. 255 00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:12,125 I feel so lucky to have you for a neighbor. 256 00:13:12,376 --> 00:13:15,295 No,I am the lucky one. Look at my view. 257 00:13:15,963 --> 00:13:18,590 Your garden is absolutely breathtaking. 258 00:13:20,175 --> 00:13:22,469 And that pine tree in the backyard. 259 00:13:22,970 --> 00:13:24,471 it's my pride and joy. 260 00:13:24,888 --> 00:13:27,975 It absolutely kills me to have to ask you to cut it down. 261 00:13:29,393 --> 00:13:30,185 Excuse me? 262 00:13:30,435 --> 00:13:32,521 I'm sorry,but I'm not gonna be able to grow my prize 263 00:13:32,729 --> 00:13:35,232 winning vegetables with that tree blocking all the sunlight. 264 00:13:37,109 --> 00:13:39,236 Well, I'm sorry about your vegetables, 265 00:13:39,403 --> 00:13:41,113 but that pine shields my view 266 00:13:41,405 --> 00:13:42,531 of the purcells' backyard, 267 00:13:42,739 --> 00:13:44,616 and if you had ever seen mr. Purcell sunbathe, 268 00:13:44,908 --> 00:13:46,910 you'd know exactly what that tree means to me. 269 00:13:49,246 --> 00:13:51,456 I don't want to quarrel. We will not touch that tree 270 00:13:51,665 --> 00:13:53,876 until we have come up with a solution to our problem. 271 00:13:56,170 --> 00:13:57,671 Curtains,perhaps. 272 00:14:00,549 --> 00:14:02,759 So you're back. How fun. 273 00:14:03,260 --> 00:14:06,555 I should have a brunch so that everyone can get to know you. 274 00:14:06,805 --> 00:14:08,724 No need. I'm having a barbecue this saturday. 275 00:14:08,807 --> 00:14:11,101 I'm inviting the whole neighborhood. 276 00:14:11,727 --> 00:14:13,604 - You don't need to do that. - I insist. 277 00:14:13,896 --> 00:14:15,898 I have missed Wisteria lane so much, 278 00:14:16,315 --> 00:14:19,193 and I wanna do something special for my dear,old friends. 279 00:14:19,401 --> 00:14:21,195 and all you lovely newcomers. 280 00:14:30,746 --> 00:14:33,957 The nice thing about this fake pregnancy is my feet don't swell. 281 00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:37,169 I mean,I'd never be able to squeeze into these sling-backs 282 00:14:37,336 --> 00:14:39,838 if I really was 8/12 months pregnant. 283 00:14:45,093 --> 00:14:46,803 Don't you look radiant! 284 00:14:47,304 --> 00:14:48,972 Hello, mrs. McKeever. 285 00:14:49,306 --> 00:14:50,682 I heard that you were expecting, 286 00:14:50,974 --> 00:14:53,810 but I had no idea how far along you were. 287 00:14:54,311 --> 00:14:55,103 May I? 288 00:14:55,270 --> 00:14:56,480 There's no need. 289 00:14:57,272 --> 00:14:59,107 The baby's just not kicking right now. 290 00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:03,070 Sometimes,if you give them a little jiggle, you can get them to move. 291 00:15:03,445 --> 00:15:05,531 She doesn't really wanna be jiggled right now. 292 00:15:05,739 --> 00:15:07,032 She's very sensitive down there. 293 00:15:07,241 --> 00:15:08,534 But I'll be gentle. 294 00:15:08,742 --> 00:15:11,912 You know,in my day, mothers thought that it was good luck. 295 00:15:12,746 --> 00:15:15,249 Perhaps I need to make my point a little more clearly. 296 00:15:15,916 --> 00:15:18,043 Bree,you're hurting me! 297 00:15:19,253 --> 00:15:20,212 Is there a problem here? 298 00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:22,089 No,not at all! 299 00:15:22,256 --> 00:15:25,467 I'm just saying hello to a very dear friend of mine. 300 00:15:30,389 --> 00:15:31,765 Are you gonna back off now? 301 00:15:34,685 --> 00:15:35,894 Car's here,dear. 302 00:15:36,186 --> 00:15:38,188 Lovely to see you, mrs. McKeever. 303 00:15:40,524 --> 00:15:42,609 Why must old ladies always do that? 304 00:15:42,818 --> 00:15:45,112 I don't know,but you've got to stop roughing them up. 305 00:15:49,533 --> 00:15:52,536 I'm sorry,Susan. Dr. Gorenberg just had a patient go into labor. 306 00:15:52,619 --> 00:15:55,414 His new partner is covering for him, if you're comfortable with that. 307 00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:57,708 Sure. I'm just here for a checkup. 308 00:15:58,542 --> 00:15:59,543 Doctor? 309 00:16:01,170 --> 00:16:02,254 Thank you. 310 00:16:02,546 --> 00:16:04,173 I'm Dr. Mayfair. 311 00:16:04,673 --> 00:16:05,674 I'm gonna... 312 00:16:07,342 --> 00:16:08,677 Hold it. Have we met? 313 00:16:09,261 --> 00:16:10,637 Yes. Yesterday. 314 00:16:12,139 --> 00:16:14,266 - Your new neighbor. - Right. 315 00:16:15,017 --> 00:16:16,185 I didn't know you were, 316 00:16:16,685 --> 00:16:18,103 this kind of doctor. 317 00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:19,479 I sure am. 318 00:16:25,402 --> 00:16:26,486 Listen... 319 00:16:27,779 --> 00:16:28,989 Maybe this isn't- 320 00:16:29,281 --> 00:16:30,199 Feet up, please. 321 00:16:34,036 --> 00:16:35,037 And scootch down. 322 00:16:42,836 --> 00:16:46,423 It's just that it's weird, you know, considering you're. 323 00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:48,133 where'd you go? 324 00:16:52,763 --> 00:16:53,972 And relax. 325 00:16:56,183 --> 00:16:57,392 Sorry. 326 00:16:59,186 --> 00:17:00,187 And relax. 327 00:17:02,397 --> 00:17:03,398 Sorry. 328 00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:06,693 And relax. 329 00:17:07,486 --> 00:17:08,487 Sorry. 330 00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:12,199 Hey, not to change the subject, but when is Dr. Gorenberg coming back? 331 00:17:13,033 --> 00:17:14,117 Almost done. 332 00:17:16,328 --> 00:17:19,039 you know, Katherine has talked about you for years. 333 00:17:19,623 --> 00:17:21,917 It's nice to finally put a face to the name. 334 00:17:41,061 --> 00:17:42,980 Muriel. How are you doing? 335 00:17:43,272 --> 00:17:45,274 What's up? You look good. 336 00:17:47,693 --> 00:17:50,696 Don't try to sweet-talk me, Lynette Scavo. I am fit to be tied. 337 00:17:51,196 --> 00:17:52,990 Did you or did you not 338 00:17:53,323 --> 00:17:55,200 volunteer to run the fund-raising gala? 339 00:17:55,701 --> 00:17:57,911 Yeah. Things have been a little weird lately- 340 00:17:58,203 --> 00:18:00,998 don't even think of wriggling out of this,Lynette. 341 00:18:01,498 --> 00:18:03,792 Every other third grade mom has chaired an event. 342 00:18:04,168 --> 00:18:05,460 It is your turn. 343 00:18:07,963 --> 00:18:10,048 Okay. I'll jump right on it. 344 00:18:10,549 --> 00:18:12,134 Great. Okay. 345 00:18:14,261 --> 00:18:15,637 See. That's where 346 00:18:15,971 --> 00:18:19,558 someone with half a brain would have played the cancer card. 347 00:18:19,850 --> 00:18:21,852 - I can handle it. - Like hell. 348 00:18:22,060 --> 00:18:24,062 You've been nauseous all day from the chemo. 349 00:18:24,188 --> 00:18:26,106 - You shouldn't even be here! - It's my life. 350 00:18:26,190 --> 00:18:28,775 Some stupid disease is not gonna keep me from living it. 351 00:18:28,901 --> 00:18:30,903 Besides,Parker's expecting to see me. 352 00:18:34,907 --> 00:18:36,283 There. He saw you. 353 00:18:36,700 --> 00:18:38,577 We'll duck out when the lights go down. 354 00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:41,288 He's gonna be watching for me all day. He's one of the leads. 355 00:18:41,622 --> 00:18:42,831 He's Friar Tuck. 356 00:18:43,332 --> 00:18:44,625 It's a thankless role. 357 00:18:52,549 --> 00:18:54,927 Well, everything seems normal. 358 00:18:56,136 --> 00:18:58,222 But you say you've been having irregular periods. 359 00:18:59,389 --> 00:19:02,559 You know,one month off, two months on. That happens,right? 360 00:19:03,185 --> 00:19:04,770 Ever experience night sweats? 361 00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:10,484 Sometimes. But Mike's a big spooner. He's like sleeping with a hibachi. 362 00:19:12,361 --> 00:19:13,987 How about hot flashes? 363 00:19:15,572 --> 00:19:16,990 I'm gonna stop you right there. 364 00:19:17,282 --> 00:19:19,660 I am way too young for that. Please refer to your chart. 365 00:19:20,202 --> 00:19:24,122 I know for a lot of women the word "Menopause" has negative connotations. 366 00:19:24,414 --> 00:19:26,500 They hear "aging", 367 00:19:26,834 --> 00:19:28,126 "brittle bones", 368 00:19:28,627 --> 00:19:29,837 "loss of sexual desire". 369 00:19:30,003 --> 00:19:32,422 Okay,before we go any further, can I check those diplomas? 370 00:19:32,631 --> 00:19:34,299 'Cause I would just like to make sure that 371 00:19:34,424 --> 00:19:36,510 they're not from some med school in the Philippines. 372 00:19:36,677 --> 00:19:38,679 Look,there's a simple blood test we can use to find out. 373 00:19:38,762 --> 00:19:41,139 I don't need any test! I am not old enough for menopause. 374 00:19:41,348 --> 00:19:42,140 Now I don't know 375 00:19:42,474 --> 00:19:45,269 what kind of nonsense they taught you at 376 00:19:46,270 --> 00:19:47,771 Harvard medical school, 377 00:19:48,772 --> 00:19:49,565 class of 378 00:19:49,773 --> 00:19:50,649 97? 379 00:19:51,149 --> 00:19:53,151 My God! I am old! 380 00:19:53,986 --> 00:19:55,821 Just give me the damn test. 381 00:19:58,490 --> 00:20:00,701 We will live in these woods till our work is done. 382 00:20:01,118 --> 00:20:05,497 If the sheriff comes,we will drive him away with our bows and arrows. 383 00:20:07,583 --> 00:20:08,709 You okay? 384 00:20:09,418 --> 00:20:10,419 I'm feeling a little. 385 00:20:10,794 --> 00:20:13,213 - God save all ye merry men! - I'm fine. 386 00:20:14,840 --> 00:20:18,427 Pray that I may join your man- band of merry men. 387 00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:20,929 I am more than just a jolly Friar, 388 00:20:21,555 --> 00:20:24,850 for I can have both a sword and an arrow! 389 00:20:25,058 --> 00:20:26,435 We must support Robin Hood. 390 00:20:26,643 --> 00:20:28,228 oh,I'm gonna be sick! 391 00:20:28,562 --> 00:20:30,230 Right there with you,lady. 392 00:20:31,106 --> 00:20:32,900 All hail Robin Hood! 393 00:20:36,570 --> 00:20:38,780 - Okay, let's go. - No! It's too late! 394 00:20:47,581 --> 00:20:48,582 Bravo! 395 00:20:50,834 --> 00:20:53,128 I'm sorry. I'll get you a new purse. 396 00:20:53,629 --> 00:20:55,839 Fine,but that wasn't my purse. 397 00:21:11,855 --> 00:21:13,482 Hello. You have everything you need? 398 00:21:13,482 --> 00:21:15,484 You just let me know. Hi!Good to see you! 399 00:21:15,484 --> 00:21:17,277 Oh,you look great! 400 00:21:18,570 --> 00:21:21,281 Mrs. Mccluskey. Hello. 401 00:21:21,990 --> 00:21:25,285 How are you? Do you remember me? 402 00:21:25,285 --> 00:21:28,455 You're bess truman,right? Of course I remember you. 403 00:21:28,497 --> 00:21:32,209 If that's your way of checking if my brain's gone all tapioca,I'm fine. 404 00:21:32,709 --> 00:21:33,794 Sorry. 405 00:21:33,794 --> 00:21:36,713 So I saw your kid and your new husband. Nice catch. 406 00:21:36,713 --> 00:21:38,131 Oh. Well,thank you. 407 00:21:38,131 --> 00:21:41,510 I'm very eager for him to experience life on Wisteria lane. 408 00:21:41,510 --> 00:21:45,514 The times that Dylan and I spent here were the happiest of our lives. 409 00:21:45,556 --> 00:21:47,349 Yeah? Then why'd you take off so suddenly? 410 00:21:47,349 --> 00:21:50,143 You skipped town without even saying good-Bye. 411 00:21:51,061 --> 00:21:53,647 My,you do remember a lot,don't you? 412 00:21:55,649 --> 00:21:58,443 Excuse me. Really must mingle. 413 00:22:03,907 --> 00:22:06,493 I think these eggs are past their prime. 414 00:22:09,413 --> 00:22:12,291 So you just shun them and throw them away. 415 00:22:12,291 --> 00:22:16,295 Well,yeah,since mayonnaise left out in the sun can kill ya. 416 00:22:17,504 --> 00:22:20,591 Everything okay? You seem kinda moody today. 417 00:22:20,632 --> 00:22:22,426 Yeah,get used to it. 418 00:22:23,135 --> 00:22:26,555 Okay,did I do something wrong? No. I'm sorry. 419 00:22:26,555 --> 00:22:28,348 I'm just a little. 420 00:22:28,724 --> 00:22:30,017 You know what? Forget it. 421 00:22:30,017 --> 00:22:31,643 Let's eat. 422 00:22:31,643 --> 00:22:34,730 Yoo-Hoo,Susan! We saved you a place! 423 00:22:37,024 --> 00:22:39,818 Come on! We want you over here. Come on. 424 00:22:45,699 --> 00:22:47,367 Oh,my God! Dylan! 425 00:22:49,578 --> 00:22:50,579 Hi. 426 00:22:50,579 --> 00:22:52,164 It's me. Julie. 427 00:22:52,164 --> 00:22:53,874 Julie's the one we were talking about. 428 00:22:53,874 --> 00:22:54,666 - Hi,honey! - Hi! 429 00:22:54,791 --> 00:22:56,668 She was your best friend. 430 00:22:58,921 --> 00:23:02,341 Yeah,and I-I brought you a little wcome back gift. Your favorite. 431 00:23:02,341 --> 00:23:03,217 Oh,my goodness. 432 00:23:03,300 --> 00:23:06,637 You remember how much you used to love licorice? 433 00:23:06,637 --> 00:23:08,639 I did? 434 00:23:08,639 --> 00:23:10,432 Okay. 435 00:23:12,601 --> 00:23:15,729 Come on. I've got some of the old gang I want you to meet. 436 00:23:15,771 --> 00:23:17,272 Have fun! 437 00:23:18,857 --> 00:23:20,275 Menopause? 438 00:23:20,359 --> 00:23:21,860 Aren't you a little young for that? 439 00:23:21,860 --> 00:23:23,570 I know. 440 00:23:23,570 --> 00:23:28,075 And you thought you married a vibrant woman in her prime,and instead,you got a wife who's. 441 00:23:30,244 --> 00:23:32,746 Dry and dusty. 442 00:23:32,746 --> 00:23:34,081 Oh,honey. 443 00:23:34,122 --> 00:23:36,208 No,it's-It's a natural part of life. 444 00:23:36,208 --> 00:23:39,002 Yeah,the part before death. Oh! 445 00:23:39,503 --> 00:23:42,798 Look,I know that it's upsetting,but it's really not that big a deal. 446 00:23:42,798 --> 00:23:44,925 Yes,it is! What if you wanna have kids? 447 00:23:44,925 --> 00:23:46,093 We agreed that we didn't. 448 00:23:46,093 --> 00:23:47,094 No,you said you did. 449 00:23:47,094 --> 00:23:48,804 I said I didn't,then you changed your mind. 450 00:23:48,887 --> 00:23:49,888 What if you change it back? 451 00:23:49,888 --> 00:23:50,806 That's not gonna happen. 452 00:23:50,806 --> 00:23:55,310 Listen,my last egg could be on its way down the chute at this very moment. 453 00:23:55,352 --> 00:23:59,439 If you wanna have kids,you might wanna jump on it right now. 454 00:24:00,232 --> 00:24:04,862 All righ this is all very romantic,but let me be clear about this,okay? 455 00:24:04,945 --> 00:24:10,367 I love you,and if kids don't happen,I'm fine with that. 456 00:24:10,409 --> 00:24:12,786 I don't want you to be fine. 457 00:24:12,870 --> 00:24:15,372 I want you to be happy. 458 00:24:15,372 --> 00:24:18,876 All right,I'm just trying to find a nice way to shut you up,so. 459 00:24:25,299 --> 00:24:27,593 Yep,we're doomed. 460 00:24:30,721 --> 00:24:33,724 Hey. Hey,look who's back. 461 00:24:33,724 --> 00:24:36,810 Oh,my gosh. She's out of the clinic. 462 00:24:39,313 --> 00:24:40,939 Thanks,darling. 463 00:24:40,939 --> 00:24:42,524 - Hi! - Hi! 464 00:24:42,524 --> 00:24:44,026 How are you? 465 00:24:44,026 --> 00:24:47,029 - Oh,careful-The neck. - Oh,sorry. 466 00:24:47,070 --> 00:24:49,281 Thank you all so much for the cards. 467 00:24:49,281 --> 00:24:54,161 Sometimes it takes a near tragedy to realize just how much you're loved. 468 00:24:55,287 --> 00:24:58,790 So why don't you talk to your friends,and I'll go unpack the car? 469 00:24:58,790 --> 00:25:00,876 Oh,thanks,sweetheart. 470 00:25:02,377 --> 00:25:04,671 I have to admit that I was. 471 00:25:04,755 --> 00:25:08,383 A little concerned about how you'd react when you saw me. 472 00:25:08,425 --> 00:25:11,094 But this. Throwing me a party? 473 00:25:15,599 --> 00:25:18,227 Well. We just all love ya. 474 00:25:18,227 --> 00:25:21,104 And,Edie,you look great. Especially. 475 00:25:21,104 --> 00:25:23,899 You know,given the circumstances. 476 00:25:23,941 --> 00:25:26,735 You mean that I tried to hang myself. 477 00:25:27,069 --> 00:25:27,861 It's okay. 478 00:25:27,861 --> 00:25:30,239 The doctor encouraged me to talk about it. 479 00:25:30,239 --> 00:25:32,449 Surely not over food. 480 00:25:32,449 --> 00:25:34,743 Well,Carlos and I talk about it all the time. 481 00:25:34,743 --> 00:25:38,956 You know,and this whole thing has just brought us closer together. 482 00:25:39,164 --> 00:25:42,042 We've actually talked about marriage. 483 00:25:46,296 --> 00:25:48,215 Hello. I don't think we've met. 484 00:25:48,215 --> 00:25:50,300 I'm Katherine Mayfair,your new neighbor. 485 00:25:50,300 --> 00:25:53,303 Oh,Edie. It's a pleasure to meet you. 486 00:25:54,012 --> 00:25:56,306 Welcome to my party. 487 00:26:01,436 --> 00:26:03,647 So I hear congratulations are in order. 488 00:26:03,647 --> 00:26:05,732 Edie just announced you're getting married. 489 00:26:05,732 --> 00:26:07,234 Best wishes! 490 00:26:07,234 --> 00:26:08,360 We're not engaged. 491 00:26:08,360 --> 00:26:11,947 That was just a kind of a what if conversation. 492 00:26:11,947 --> 00:26:14,658 Really? Because she thinks you're getting married. 493 00:26:14,658 --> 00:26:16,326 Everyone else thinks you're getting married. 494 00:26:16,326 --> 00:26:18,620 So,again,best wishes. 495 00:26:18,662 --> 00:26:20,664 Gaby,the woman tried to kill herself because I left her. 496 00:26:20,664 --> 00:26:22,291 She's not real good with disappointment. 497 00:26:22,291 --> 00:26:24,293 Neither am I! 498 00:26:24,293 --> 00:26:27,296 You told me you wanna run away together,and then I don't hear from you for a month! 499 00:26:27,296 --> 00:26:28,881 That was only because I was going through stuff with Edie, 500 00:26:28,881 --> 00:26:31,466 But it doesn't mean that I wasn't thinking about you constantly. 501 00:26:31,466 --> 00:26:33,177 You were not. 502 00:26:33,177 --> 00:26:34,595 Yes,I was. 503 00:26:34,595 --> 00:26:37,598 Every second of every day. 504 00:26:40,017 --> 00:26:41,310 Yeah,well,I. 505 00:26:41,310 --> 00:26:43,812 Kind of thought about you,too. 506 00:26:44,730 --> 00:26:47,733 - I need to be with you,Gaby. - Yeah? 507 00:26:48,442 --> 00:26:49,818 Prove it. 508 00:26:49,818 --> 00:26:51,612 Can you get away tonight? 509 00:26:51,612 --> 00:26:54,114 Oh,my God,are you serious? 510 00:26:54,114 --> 00:26:55,908 Damn right I am. 511 00:27:01,079 --> 00:27:04,166 I just have to be back by midnight to give Edie her pills. 512 00:27:04,166 --> 00:27:05,083 What? 513 00:27:05,083 --> 00:27:07,169 If we're gonna have an affair,we've gotta be discreet. 514 00:27:07,169 --> 00:27:08,253 Affair? 515 00:27:08,253 --> 00:27:10,464 I thought we were talking about runng away together. 516 00:27:10,464 --> 00:27:11,465 I can't do that. 517 00:27:11,465 --> 00:27:13,550 Edie's too fragile right now. 518 00:27:15,802 --> 00:27:17,804 That old battle-Ax is gonna outlive us all! 519 00:27:17,804 --> 00:27:19,306 Hey,don't talk about her like that. 520 00:27:19,389 --> 00:27:23,519 Oh,far be it for me to speak ill of the future mrs. Carlos solis. 521 00:27:23,519 --> 00:27:24,811 We are not getting married! 522 00:27:24,811 --> 00:27:26,313 Best wishes! 523 00:27:32,945 --> 00:27:34,738 No. Absolutely not. 524 00:27:34,738 --> 00:27:37,241 That's my final answer. 525 00:27:38,867 --> 00:27:40,452 Well,talk to you later. 526 00:27:40,869 --> 00:27:41,662 That was danielle. 527 00:27:41,745 --> 00:27:44,456 Now she wants us to send a dvd player for her room. 528 00:27:44,456 --> 00:27:45,958 Well,that hardly seems extravagant. 529 00:27:45,958 --> 00:27:48,836 You're missing the point! It's a convent,not the four seasons. 530 00:27:48,836 --> 00:27:50,838 You have mustard on your chin. 531 00:27:50,879 --> 00:27:55,884 I mean,it's one thing to forgive bad behavior. It's another thing to reward it. 532 00:27:55,884 --> 00:27:58,595 There are consequences for her mistakes. 533 00:27:59,304 --> 00:28:01,682 Bree! Oh,my God! 534 00:28:01,682 --> 00:28:02,975 Are you all right? 535 00:28:02,975 --> 00:28:05,477 Oh! No,no,I'm fine!I'm fine! 536 00:28:05,894 --> 00:28:06,979 - You're bleeding! - No,no,no! 537 00:28:06,979 --> 00:28:08,981 It's just,uh-Oh,it's a little barbecue sauce. 538 00:28:09,022 --> 00:28:11,024 Where is Katherine's husband? 539 00:28:11,024 --> 00:28:12,651 - He's a doctor. - She's fine. 540 00:28:12,651 --> 00:28:14,820 Adam! Adam! 541 00:28:14,820 --> 00:28:17,114 Get over here right now! 542 00:28:17,114 --> 00:28:18,949 Bree got stabbed in the belly! 543 00:28:19,032 --> 00:28:20,450 Oh,my God,are you all right? Let me take a look. 544 00:28:20,450 --> 00:28:21,451 No,it's nothing! 545 00:28:21,451 --> 00:28:24,621 Ah,uh,we were just teasing Ida. 546 00:28:24,621 --> 00:28:26,331 - It's something we do. - Yes. 547 00:28:27,082 --> 00:28:30,460 Look,it's a. Trick ba-Barbecue fork. 548 00:28:30,460 --> 00:28:31,879 We got it at a magic shop. 549 00:28:31,879 --> 00:28:34,381 Uh,see? Retractable! 550 00:28:35,174 --> 00:28:36,758 Oh,my baby! 551 00:28:39,970 --> 00:28:41,388 That's quite a trick. 552 00:28:41,388 --> 00:28:44,683 Hey,let's go freak out mrs. Mccluskey. 553 00:28:46,518 --> 00:28:48,437 He's such a scamp. 554 00:28:55,235 --> 00:28:56,820 Psycho mom at 5:00. 555 00:28:56,820 --> 00:28:59,615 You say the word,she gets a face full of pig bones. 556 00:29:01,033 --> 00:29:03,035 Aw,my hero. 557 00:29:03,035 --> 00:29:04,912 I can handle her. 558 00:29:06,371 --> 00:29:07,539 Lynette. 559 00:29:07,664 --> 00:29:10,459 I just spoke with helen,and imagine my surprise when she told me 560 00:29:10,459 --> 00:29:13,378 That you'd not started on the decorations for the gala. 561 00:29:13,378 --> 00:29:14,755 I'm in charge of decorations? 562 00:29:14,755 --> 00:29:19,551 Yes,which you would've known had you bothered to pick up the packet. 563 00:29:24,681 --> 00:29:26,517 I don't want to hear it. 564 00:29:27,684 --> 00:29:29,311 Okay. 565 00:29:30,979 --> 00:29:32,898 Piggyback,mommy. 566 00:29:36,109 --> 00:29:37,319 I'm sorry,sweetie. 567 00:29:37,319 --> 00:29:40,280 I'm just- I'm just too tired right now. 568 00:29:40,322 --> 00:29:43,158 Here,honey,I'll get ya. 569 00:29:45,452 --> 00:29:46,745 Yes! 570 00:29:47,663 --> 00:29:51,834 Mommy has to conserve her energy for more important things. 571 00:30:00,884 --> 00:30:03,971 We are not throwing in the towel over a minor mishap. 572 00:30:03,971 --> 00:30:06,181 How many more mishaps are we gonna get away with? 573 00:30:06,181 --> 00:30:08,183 Yesterday,it was an old woman in the macy's shoe department. 574 00:30:08,267 --> 00:30:09,977 Today,a magic fork in the belly. 575 00:30:09,977 --> 00:30:14,273 Pretty soon,this whole charade will completely unravel,and we will be humiliated. 576 00:30:14,273 --> 00:30:15,691 We're already in too deep. 577 00:30:15,691 --> 00:30:19,403 We could go on a trip,tell people you miscarried while we were away. 578 00:30:19,444 --> 00:30:21,321 And then what would happen to the baby? 579 00:30:21,321 --> 00:30:23,031 Well,danielle would keep it. 580 00:30:23,115 --> 00:30:25,409 You think danielle could raise this child? 581 00:30:25,409 --> 00:30:26,410 Orson,you've seen her in action. 582 00:30:26,410 --> 00:30:29,121 She's-She's shallow,and she's-She's selfish! 583 00:30:29,121 --> 00:30:30,330 She would ruin this child's life! 584 00:30:30,330 --> 00:30:32,040 How can you say that? 585 00:30:32,040 --> 00:30:34,334 Because I'm her mother. 586 00:30:35,669 --> 00:30:39,965 And I know what I've created,and that's the real humiliation. 587 00:30:42,759 --> 00:30:44,469 Orson. 588 00:30:45,470 --> 00:30:49,183 Is child deserves better. 589 00:30:49,183 --> 00:30:51,977 And I know what to do now. Please. 590 00:30:52,561 --> 00:30:54,980 Please let me try. 591 00:30:56,607 --> 00:30:58,692 So. 592 00:30:58,692 --> 00:31:01,820 Really,what you want is a second chance? 593 00:31:02,321 --> 00:31:04,990 Well,would that be so horrible? 594 00:31:09,912 --> 00:31:11,830 Well,then. 595 00:31:13,332 --> 00:31:16,543 Let the charade continue. 596 00:31:25,761 --> 00:31:27,638 - So you're bailing on me now? - I know. 597 00:31:27,638 --> 00:31:29,765 - The timing is terrible. - Damn right! 598 00:31:29,806 --> 00:31:31,308 It's three weeks before the gala. 599 00:31:31,308 --> 00:31:33,810 I just didn't realize how tired I would be when I took this on. 600 00:31:33,810 --> 00:31:34,978 Oh,we're all tired,Lynette. 601 00:31:34,978 --> 00:31:37,397 But some of us still manage to honor our commitments. 602 00:31:37,397 --> 00:31:38,607 Okay,I'm gonna be honest with you. 603 00:31:38,607 --> 00:31:43,487 - I haven't been feeling that great lately. - Oh,don't whine to me about your aches and pains. 604 00:31:43,487 --> 00:31:45,697 I've had the sammigraine since '87. 605 00:31:45,697 --> 00:31:49,284 And my knee's so bad,I can't even use the treadmill anymore. 606 00:31:49,827 --> 00:31:51,245 Yeah. 607 00:31:52,037 --> 00:31:53,747 That's rough. 608 00:31:55,249 --> 00:31:57,125 By the way. 609 00:32:02,548 --> 00:32:04,716 I have cancer. 610 00:32:07,469 --> 00:32:09,388 I'll give helen a call. 611 00:32:25,028 --> 00:32:29,908 So I am halfway through chemo,and my doctor is very confident 612 00:32:29,908 --> 00:32:33,704 That I'm going to beat this,so you can all relax. 613 00:32:34,037 --> 00:32:35,622 I'm not going to die. 614 00:32:41,628 --> 00:32:43,630 Well,not unless we kill you. 615 00:32:45,048 --> 00:32:48,051 Damn it,Lynette. What did we say after mary alice. 616 00:32:48,051 --> 00:32:50,846 After Edie? Why didn't they tell us? 617 00:32:50,846 --> 00:32:53,974 We're your friends. Why would you shut us out? 618 00:32:54,266 --> 00:33:00,063 I just liked being able to throw on my wig and join you guys for a cup of coffee 619 00:33:00,063 --> 00:33:02,941 And a good gossip about the new neighbors. 620 00:33:02,983 --> 00:33:06,820 You know,for five minutes,I could pretend I wasn't a sick person. 621 00:33:08,322 --> 00:33:11,992 But once your friends know you're sick,you can't pretend anymore 622 00:33:11,992 --> 00:33:15,621 'Cause you can see it in their eyes- 623 00:33:15,621 --> 00:33:18,499 The fear,the pity. 624 00:33:19,458 --> 00:33:22,127 Is that all you see in our eyes? 625 00:33:28,342 --> 00:33:30,928 No. No,of course not. 626 00:33:32,930 --> 00:33:35,557 You know what? Let's make a pact. 627 00:33:35,557 --> 00:33:37,643 No more secrets. 628 00:33:37,643 --> 00:33:43,941 From now on,we tell each other every shocking detail of our lives. 629 00:33:47,778 --> 00:33:50,405 - I'm in. - Me,too. 630 00:33:53,367 --> 00:33:55,577 You with us? 631 00:33:56,245 --> 00:33:58,330 Absolutely. 632 00:34:00,123 --> 00:34:03,043 No more secrets. 633 00:34:10,008 --> 00:34:13,011 You're right. I'm not happy. Let's talk. 634 00:34:16,390 --> 00:34:21,061 All I'm saying is I just wanna know that I come first with you. 635 00:34:21,061 --> 00:34:24,273 Sometimes I feel less like your wife than a possession. 636 00:34:24,356 --> 00:34:26,650 It's demeaning. It's-It's. 637 00:34:26,650 --> 00:34:28,360 Why are you smiling right now? 638 00:34:28,360 --> 00:34:29,653 Because this is fantastic. 639 00:34:29,653 --> 00:34:32,990 After weeks of shutting me out,you're finally telling me how you feel. 640 00:34:33,031 --> 00:34:34,116 We should do this all the time. 641 00:34:34,116 --> 00:34:36,827 Well,it's hard when you're so busy. 642 00:34:40,122 --> 00:34:45,627 Maybe we should go away and just take a couple weeksr a month. 643 00:34:45,627 --> 00:34:49,631 Let's rediscover wt it was that made us fall in love to begin with. 644 00:34:50,215 --> 00:34:52,593 That is a great idea. Let's do it. 645 00:34:52,634 --> 00:34:54,261 How's next week? 646 00:34:54,261 --> 00:34:55,846 Let's see here. 647 00:34:58,473 --> 00:35:01,560 Well,I've got the meeting with the school board on tuesday. 648 00:35:02,269 --> 00:35:05,564 And the end of the month,I've got that conference in washington-Oh,shoot. 649 00:35:05,564 --> 00:35:08,942 I've got the groundbreaking for the new civic center. 650 00:35:08,942 --> 00:35:10,736 Dad's birthday. 651 00:35:10,903 --> 00:35:13,489 Economic development forum. 652 00:35:14,490 --> 00:35:15,616 How about april? 653 00:35:15,699 --> 00:35:19,077 I can give you two whole weeks in april. 654 00:35:23,582 --> 00:35:24,875 I'll see you later,babe. 655 00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:26,376 Where you going? 656 00:35:26,793 --> 00:35:29,004 To Scavo's for a few beers. 657 00:35:29,046 --> 00:35:30,756 Can I come? 658 00:35:31,256 --> 00:35:33,258 - No. - Why not? 659 00:35:33,258 --> 00:35:38,055 Edie,I know you've been through a lot lately,but I can't hold your hand 24 hours a day. 660 00:35:39,932 --> 00:35:43,644 If you want this relationship to work,you gotta give me some downtime. 661 00:35:53,695 --> 00:35:56,865 Okay,so I managed to get away from Edie. 662 00:35:57,282 --> 00:35:58,867 What do you want? 663 00:35:58,867 --> 00:36:01,495 To get you away from Edie. 664 00:36:15,217 --> 00:36:18,303 Oh,come on. You have to remember your boyfriend joey miller. 665 00:36:18,303 --> 00:36:20,305 You used to chase him around the jungle gym. 666 00:36:20,305 --> 00:36:21,014 Really? 667 00:36:21,139 --> 00:36:24,726 You'd think I would've gone for this guy with the sexy finger up his nose. 668 00:36:25,644 --> 00:36:28,355 So you don't remember any of the kids we used to play with? 669 00:36:28,355 --> 00:36:29,773 No. 670 00:36:30,274 --> 00:36:33,777 To be honest,I don't remember anything about living here. 671 00:36:33,777 --> 00:36:35,445 Really? 672 00:36:37,656 --> 00:36:41,076 So. What is your earliest memory? 673 00:36:42,995 --> 00:36:46,123 I don't know if this is a memory,but. 674 00:36:47,624 --> 00:36:50,794 For years,I've had this creepy dream. 675 00:36:51,503 --> 00:36:53,714 I'm really little, 676 00:36:53,714 --> 00:36:58,302 And there's a guy in my room,and he tries to grab me. 677 00:36:58,886 --> 00:37:00,804 That is creepy. 678 00:37:01,763 --> 00:37:03,849 Have-Have you ever. 679 00:37:03,849 --> 00:37:06,226 Talked to somebody about it? 680 00:37:07,352 --> 00:37:09,563 You mean like a therapist? 681 00:37:10,230 --> 00:37:15,736 My old babysitter suggested that,but my mom got mad and said no. 682 00:37:16,153 --> 00:37:18,864 - Really? - Yeah. 683 00:37:19,490 --> 00:37:21,992 Then she fired the babysitter. 684 00:37:28,290 --> 00:37:30,709 - Susan? - I'm in here. 685 00:37:32,002 --> 00:37:34,087 Uh,your front door was open. 686 00:37:34,296 --> 00:37:35,672 No problem. 687 00:37:35,714 --> 00:37:37,925 Um,what's up? 688 00:37:37,925 --> 00:37:41,845 First,let me just say this is one of the more embarrassing moments of my career, 689 00:37:41,845 --> 00:37:44,640 And you have every right to hate me. 690 00:37:45,015 --> 00:37:47,434 Adam,I have no idea what you're talking about. 691 00:37:47,434 --> 00:37:51,230 Well,your test results came back,and your estrogen levels are fine. 692 00:37:51,230 --> 00:37:52,731 You're not about to start menopause. 693 00:37:52,731 --> 00:37:56,235 Really? That's fantastic! 694 00:37:56,276 --> 00:37:59,279 - There's more. - More? 695 00:37:59,988 --> 00:38:02,157 You're pregnant. 696 00:38:03,575 --> 00:38:06,870 What? Wh-What did he just say? 697 00:38:08,163 --> 00:38:10,457 I'm pregnant? 698 00:38:12,709 --> 00:38:15,295 He said I'm pregnant. 699 00:38:26,098 --> 00:38:29,226 I have never been happier. 700 00:38:29,810 --> 00:38:32,521 Well,now I believe you. 701 00:38:39,570 --> 00:38:41,446 There you are. 702 00:38:42,072 --> 00:38:43,365 I'm sorry. 703 00:38:43,740 --> 00:38:45,659 I got in late last night. I didn't want to wake you. 704 00:38:45,659 --> 00:38:48,453 You don't have to explain. 705 00:38:48,453 --> 00:38:50,247 I trust you. 706 00:38:50,289 --> 00:38:52,916 Well,good. Yoshould. 707 00:38:52,916 --> 00:38:55,794 I just wish you trusted me a bit more. 708 00:38:55,794 --> 00:38:57,296 What are you talking about? 709 00:38:57,379 --> 00:39:00,716 Why didn't you ever tell me about your offshore bank account? 710 00:39:03,510 --> 00:39:04,887 What? 711 00:39:05,387 --> 00:39:10,809 Well,you know,the one in the cayman islands with $10 million in it. 712 00:39:14,229 --> 00:39:17,649 I miss you when you're gone. 713 00:39:18,859 --> 00:39:22,654 Going through your things makes me feel like you're with me. 714 00:39:22,946 --> 00:39:25,532 Okay,um,I know how this looks. 715 00:39:25,574 --> 00:39:26,992 What did you think I was gonna do? 716 00:39:26,992 --> 00:39:28,785 Tell people? 717 00:39:28,785 --> 00:39:32,372 Turn you in? Try to get my little hands on it? 718 00:39:33,165 --> 00:39:36,502 I don't care about money,Carlos. 719 00:39:36,502 --> 00:39:39,087 All I care about is you. 720 00:39:40,172 --> 00:39:44,468 That's why this relationship is going to work. 721 00:39:46,011 --> 00:39:49,014 You can trust me with your secrets, 722 00:39:49,640 --> 00:39:54,436 Just like I can trust you not to hurt me. 723 00:40:06,573 --> 00:40:09,368 There is a certain time of morning. 724 00:40:09,368 --> 00:40:12,454 It occurs after kids have left for school 725 00:40:12,454 --> 00:40:15,666 And husbands have headed off for work. 726 00:40:16,583 --> 00:40:22,172 It's a time when women think of the secrets they've been keeping from their friends. 727 00:40:22,798 --> 00:40:27,594 And how shocked they would be if the truth was discovered. 728 00:40:28,220 --> 00:40:33,809 And how they'll do everything in their power to keep that from happening. 729 00:40:34,393 --> 00:40:39,106 But what of those lucky women who have no secrets left to keep? 730 00:40:39,231 --> 00:40:41,942 What do they think about every morning? 731 00:40:41,942 --> 00:40:43,735 Hey! 732 00:40:45,863 --> 00:40:48,532 Is something wrong? 733 00:40:49,867 --> 00:40:51,660 It's just. 734 00:40:51,660 --> 00:40:54,329 Dylan and I used to be best friends. 735 00:40:55,038 --> 00:40:57,541 I mean,we did everything together. 736 00:40:57,583 --> 00:41:00,586 I know. She was like a sister to you. 737 00:41:00,586 --> 00:41:02,379 Well. 738 00:41:03,088 --> 00:41:05,883 That girl that I've been hanging out with. 739 00:41:05,883 --> 00:41:10,095 And I know this is gonna sound crazy,but. 740 00:41:11,180 --> 00:41:13,599 That's not the same girl. 741 00:41:21,148 --> 00:41:25,027 These women spend their mornings thinking of their neighbors 742 00:41:25,027 --> 00:41:28,614 And the secrets. They may be keeping. 743 00:41:37,289 --> 00:41:39,458 There you are. I've been calling you. 744 00:41:48,258 --> 00:41:50,761 - Is this the room? - Yes. 745 00:41:52,429 --> 00:41:55,015 Dylan's been asking me if she can move in here. 746 00:41:55,098 --> 00:41:56,808 So let her. 747 00:41:57,809 --> 00:42:00,312 You may remember what happened here,but she can't. 748 00:42:00,312 --> 00:42:02,231 Doesn't matter. 749 00:42:02,731 --> 00:42:05,901 - I won't allow it - Hey,you okay? 750 00:42:07,110 --> 00:42:09,822 Did we make a mistak coming back here? 751 00:42:10,239 --> 00:42:12,574 Did we have a choice?