1 00:00:01,501 --> 00:00:04,004 MARY ALICE: Previously on Desperate Housewives. 2 00:00:04,087 --> 00:00:06,924 Susan and Mike finally tied the knot. 3 00:00:07,424 --> 00:00:09,801 Lynette got some disturbing news. 4 00:00:09,843 --> 00:00:13,347 Where the hell do you get off having cancer and not telling me about it? 5 00:00:13,430 --> 00:00:14,556 Mom... 6 00:00:14,598 --> 00:00:16,642 Bree returned from her trip... 7 00:00:16,683 --> 00:00:18,310 - Holy crap. ...with a surprise. 8 00:00:18,393 --> 00:00:19,686 There you go. 9 00:00:19,770 --> 00:00:21,230 Gabby married Victor. 10 00:00:21,271 --> 00:00:23,273 Gabby is the smartest thing you've ever done. 11 00:00:23,357 --> 00:00:24,608 With her bringing in the Latino vote, 12 00:00:24,691 --> 00:00:26,235 the governor's mansion's as good as yours. 13 00:00:26,276 --> 00:00:27,527 While Carlos... 14 00:00:27,611 --> 00:00:29,988 Why are you so reluctant to make a commitment to me? 15 00:00:30,030 --> 00:00:31,823 ... ended it with Edie. 16 00:00:31,865 --> 00:00:33,367 I am done with you. 17 00:00:35,118 --> 00:00:37,913 But the search for true happiness 18 00:00:39,122 --> 00:00:42,709 led to events that were unexpected 19 00:00:42,793 --> 00:00:45,629 and distinctly desperate. 20 00:00:49,549 --> 00:00:52,010 MARY ALICE: The first thing you should know 21 00:00:52,052 --> 00:00:55,722 is that Edie Britt never actually intended to die. 22 00:00:58,392 --> 00:01:01,770 But someone she loved was trying to leave her, 23 00:01:02,980 --> 00:01:05,565 so she planned every detail, 24 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:08,986 from the silk scarf she'd hang by 25 00:01:09,319 --> 00:01:12,572 to the suicide note detailing her despair. 26 00:01:13,699 --> 00:01:18,120 Now all Edie had to do was wait 27 00:01:19,079 --> 00:01:21,748 for her beloved to come home. 28 00:01:22,582 --> 00:01:25,752 Hey, Edie, I'm here to get my stuff. 29 00:01:25,919 --> 00:01:28,422 You see, to hold on to her man, 30 00:01:28,505 --> 00:01:33,510 Edie knew she'd have to find the perfect moment to let go. 31 00:01:36,847 --> 00:01:37,973 Hey, Carlos! 32 00:01:38,015 --> 00:01:39,433 Sadly, for Edie... 33 00:01:39,516 --> 00:01:40,767 Could I talk to you? 34 00:01:40,851 --> 00:01:44,604 ... her timing was fatally flawed. 35 00:01:44,688 --> 00:01:45,772 CARLOS: Mrs McCluskey. 36 00:01:45,856 --> 00:01:49,109 KAREN: I need to show you something. Come here. 37 00:01:53,113 --> 00:01:54,281 What's this? 38 00:01:56,116 --> 00:01:57,617 Those are trash cans. 39 00:01:57,701 --> 00:02:00,078 I know they're trash cans, smart ass. 40 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:02,789 I'm asking what they're doing out on a Saturday night 41 00:02:02,873 --> 00:02:05,083 when the trash got picked up on Thursday. 42 00:02:08,962 --> 00:02:12,174 Fine. I will take them in. Happy now? 43 00:02:12,799 --> 00:02:15,761 Carlos, what the hell is that? 44 00:02:29,649 --> 00:02:32,986 And this is how Carlos Solis arrived 45 00:02:33,069 --> 00:02:36,656 just in the nick of time to save the life of Edie Britt. 46 00:02:38,492 --> 00:02:44,164 Oh, baby. What did you do? Come on, you gotta wake up. Come on, please. 47 00:02:44,247 --> 00:02:47,751 Of course, had he known what she was about to do to his life, 48 00:02:51,087 --> 00:02:53,340 he would have let her hang there. 49 00:03:04,184 --> 00:03:07,103 MARY ALICE: There is a certain time of night 50 00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:12,067 after children have been put to bed and husbands have begun snoring, 51 00:03:12,108 --> 00:03:13,818 that women lie awake 52 00:03:13,860 --> 00:03:17,405 and think of the secrets they've been keeping from their friends. 53 00:03:18,698 --> 00:03:21,409 It might be an impromptu wedding, 54 00:03:22,452 --> 00:03:25,121 or a recently diagnosed tumour, 55 00:03:27,374 --> 00:03:30,210 or a make-believe pregnancy. 56 00:03:31,878 --> 00:03:36,883 Regardless, it's all they will think of until something comes along 57 00:03:36,967 --> 00:03:42,180 to remind them that other people have secrets, too. 58 00:03:46,559 --> 00:03:50,146 - Carlos! How is she? - What did the doctors say? 59 00:03:50,230 --> 00:03:53,066 They've got Edie on a ventilator, but she's gonna be okay. 60 00:03:53,149 --> 00:03:55,610 What the hell happened? How could she pull a stunt like this? 61 00:03:55,652 --> 00:03:58,655 She left a note, which pretty much blames me. 62 00:03:58,738 --> 00:04:00,282 Oh, sweetie. 63 00:04:00,323 --> 00:04:03,285 I can't believe this is happening. It's like Mary Alice all over again. 64 00:04:03,326 --> 00:04:05,704 Yes, but the good news is she's gonna live. 65 00:04:05,745 --> 00:04:09,457 I know it's her wedding night, but do you think we should call Gabby? 66 00:04:10,750 --> 00:04:12,210 Oh, crap! 67 00:04:15,255 --> 00:04:17,257 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 68 00:04:18,341 --> 00:04:21,469 Gabby, you know, this better be one hell of a wedding night, 69 00:04:21,511 --> 00:04:23,263 considering how long you're taking in there. 70 00:04:23,346 --> 00:04:26,975 Trust me, Victor. This will be a night you'll never forget. 71 00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:32,313 CARLOS: Let's get out of here. GABRIELLE: What? 72 00:04:32,355 --> 00:04:36,568 I'm serious! You, me... Just screw it all. Let's... Let's run away together. 73 00:04:37,277 --> 00:04:38,653 I just got married! 74 00:04:38,695 --> 00:04:41,156 There are 200 people out there waiting for me to lead a conga line! 75 00:04:41,239 --> 00:04:43,825 Gabby, you just said you don't feel like Victor really loves you, 76 00:04:43,867 --> 00:04:46,828 - and you know I do. I've never stopped. - I can't dump him on our wedding day. 77 00:04:46,911 --> 00:04:48,955 That's a horrible thing to do, even to Victor. 78 00:04:49,039 --> 00:04:50,165 He'll get over it. 79 00:04:50,206 --> 00:04:53,168 But I've never gotten over losing you, and I won't let it happen again. 80 00:04:55,628 --> 00:04:57,213 VICTOR: Gabby, are you in here? 81 00:05:00,467 --> 00:05:01,843 Gabby? 82 00:05:05,972 --> 00:05:07,724 Hi. 83 00:05:07,807 --> 00:05:11,186 Hi. I was just counting gifts. 84 00:05:12,145 --> 00:05:15,064 That's fine. I was actually looking for that publicist guy. 85 00:05:15,148 --> 00:05:16,691 - You haven't seen him, have you? - No. 86 00:05:16,733 --> 00:05:19,319 Okay. I'll give you a holler when I need you. 87 00:05:23,323 --> 00:05:24,616 Come on. 88 00:05:26,159 --> 00:05:28,620 Who doesn't wear underwear on their wedding day? 89 00:05:28,995 --> 00:05:32,165 Focus, you idiot! Well, come on, when are we leaving? 90 00:05:34,334 --> 00:05:35,877 So we're doing this? 91 00:05:36,961 --> 00:05:39,923 Great. It'll take me a few hours to get stuff together. 92 00:05:40,006 --> 00:05:41,883 I'm gonna pick you up tonight. Just be packed and ready to go. 93 00:05:42,008 --> 00:05:44,552 Okay, wait! 94 00:05:45,094 --> 00:05:47,597 Aren't you gonna kiss the bride? 95 00:05:49,682 --> 00:05:53,603 (PHONE RINGING) 96 00:05:54,103 --> 00:05:57,565 Finally. Carlos, where the hell are you? 97 00:05:57,607 --> 00:06:00,151 I'm at the hospital. Edie tried to kill herself tonight. 98 00:06:00,193 --> 00:06:01,402 Oh, my God! Is she okay? 99 00:06:01,444 --> 00:06:05,448 I found her just in time, but obviously I can't come pick you up tonight. 100 00:06:05,615 --> 00:06:08,243 Okay, that's all right, I'll just take a cab and meet you. 101 00:06:08,284 --> 00:06:11,246 Gabby, I can't leave Edie now. Look, maybe in a couple of weeks. 102 00:06:11,287 --> 00:06:14,541 In a few weeks? What? No! It has to be tonight. 103 00:06:14,624 --> 00:06:17,669 Victor's in the bedroom right now, waiting to consummate. 104 00:06:17,877 --> 00:06:19,879 And Edie's on a ventilator. 105 00:06:19,963 --> 00:06:22,549 Look, you don't have to stay with Victor. You have a house. 106 00:06:22,632 --> 00:06:25,969 Okay, you know, running away with you on my wedding night 107 00:06:26,052 --> 00:06:29,764 was crazy enough, but running away to be alone is insane. 108 00:06:29,806 --> 00:06:33,101 Gabby, please. She needs me. Can't you just wait? 109 00:06:33,142 --> 00:06:36,646 No. I would rather try and work it out with Victor. 110 00:06:41,568 --> 00:06:44,070 VICTOR: Gabby? Are you coming to bed? 111 00:06:56,749 --> 00:06:58,459 Happy one-month anniversary. 112 00:06:59,419 --> 00:07:00,712 I didn't know we were doing this. 113 00:07:00,753 --> 00:07:02,964 Well, we've just been so happy the last four weeks, 114 00:07:03,006 --> 00:07:04,590 I thought we should celebrate. 115 00:07:08,761 --> 00:07:12,807 - You are happy, right? - Yeah. I've never been happier. 116 00:07:13,599 --> 00:07:15,143 That's sweet. 117 00:07:21,190 --> 00:07:23,609 - I don't believe you. - Susan... 118 00:07:23,693 --> 00:07:28,364 I watch you sometimes and you seem very disconnected, 119 00:07:28,448 --> 00:07:32,243 - like something's missing. - Nothing is missing. 120 00:07:32,702 --> 00:07:34,871 So our life together is exactly how you pictured it? 121 00:07:34,954 --> 00:07:37,081 - You've gotten everything you wanted? - Yeah, pretty much. 122 00:07:37,123 --> 00:07:38,249 Aha! 123 00:07:38,708 --> 00:07:39,751 Aha? 124 00:07:39,792 --> 00:07:42,086 "Pretty much" means there is something 125 00:07:42,128 --> 00:07:43,379 that you want that you don't have. 126 00:07:43,463 --> 00:07:45,506 How can I give it to you if you don't tell me what it is? 127 00:07:45,548 --> 00:07:48,176 Susan, I swear, I am ecstatically, 128 00:07:48,217 --> 00:07:53,431 beyond my wildest dreams, lip-smackingly happy. You got it? 129 00:07:57,810 --> 00:07:59,520 This marriage is doomed. 130 00:08:03,566 --> 00:08:06,152 Hey, a moving van just pulled up. 131 00:08:08,071 --> 00:08:10,740 Andrew, I'm having problems with my strap. Could you help me? 132 00:08:10,823 --> 00:08:12,325 Look, I told you three weeks ago, 133 00:08:12,408 --> 00:08:14,535 I was no longer participating in your little hoax 134 00:08:14,577 --> 00:08:16,496 and that includes strapping you in. 135 00:08:16,579 --> 00:08:21,209 For heaven sakes. Orson, could you come help me, please? 136 00:08:21,250 --> 00:08:24,796 I'll remember this the next time you want money for leather pants. 137 00:08:24,837 --> 00:08:26,089 People are gonna find out. 138 00:08:26,172 --> 00:08:28,090 All right, and then we're gonna all look like idiots. 139 00:08:28,174 --> 00:08:31,928 - Well, not if we're careful. - This isn't the '50s, okay? 140 00:08:32,011 --> 00:08:33,930 Teenage girls get pregnant all the time. 141 00:08:34,013 --> 00:08:36,516 I mean, my ex-lab partner's practically a grandmother. 142 00:08:36,599 --> 00:08:39,685 Look, this family's reputation is already hanging by a thread. 143 00:08:39,769 --> 00:08:42,647 I mean, first people thought that your stepfather was a wife-killer, 144 00:08:42,688 --> 00:08:44,607 then your sister takes up with her history teacher, 145 00:08:44,690 --> 00:08:47,401 and now we're supposed to parade a little bastard up and down the street? 146 00:08:47,443 --> 00:08:50,696 We might as well sit on the porch and play banjos! 147 00:08:51,614 --> 00:08:54,450 Bree, did you know there's a moving van next door? 148 00:08:59,038 --> 00:09:00,373 (BANGING ON DOOR) 149 00:09:00,456 --> 00:09:02,375 PARKER: Mom! Are you awake? 150 00:09:02,959 --> 00:09:07,213 Okay, honey. Just give me a minute. Give me a minute. 151 00:09:11,133 --> 00:09:14,971 Hey. Hey, my wig is gone! Where is it? 152 00:09:15,054 --> 00:09:17,306 - It's on the nightstand. - No, no, I'm looking at the nightstand, 153 00:09:17,348 --> 00:09:18,975 and all I see are a few stray hairs 154 00:09:19,058 --> 00:09:23,354 and this sports blooper DVD you thought would cheer me up. 155 00:09:23,813 --> 00:09:26,065 - Peyton Manning is funny. - PARKER: Mom! 156 00:09:26,148 --> 00:09:28,317 Hey, I'm coming! 157 00:09:28,359 --> 00:09:32,113 Hey, don't just lie there like a lump. Come on, help me look. 158 00:09:32,154 --> 00:09:35,283 God, honey, this is one of those moments when it occurs to me 159 00:09:35,366 --> 00:09:38,911 that wouldn't it be easier if we just told everyone that you have cancer? 160 00:09:38,995 --> 00:09:40,329 Oh, I found it! 161 00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:42,582 Look, I mean, I get not wanting to scare the kids, 162 00:09:42,665 --> 00:09:46,669 - but to keep all our friends in the dark? - Look, I can deal with the chemo, 163 00:09:46,752 --> 00:09:49,297 I can deal with people telling me my hair has never looked better, 164 00:09:49,338 --> 00:09:53,175 but what I cannot deal with is the pity, so we are doing it my way. 165 00:09:58,681 --> 00:10:00,516 You were crooked. 166 00:10:03,436 --> 00:10:05,021 Hey, sweetie. What's up? 167 00:10:05,104 --> 00:10:07,398 There's a moving van across the street. 168 00:10:09,150 --> 00:10:10,526 MAN: So you want it listed right away? 169 00:10:10,609 --> 00:10:14,155 And don't worry about getting top dollar. I want this place priced to move. 170 00:10:16,198 --> 00:10:17,700 What's going on here? 171 00:10:17,783 --> 00:10:20,703 I'm meeting with our realtor. Gabby, you remember Gil. 172 00:10:21,787 --> 00:10:25,291 I remember telling you I wasn't ready to sell the house yet. 173 00:10:25,374 --> 00:10:27,501 Gil, could you give us a minute, please? 174 00:10:27,543 --> 00:10:29,128 Yeah. 175 00:10:29,211 --> 00:10:32,757 Gabby, we agreed that after we got married you would sell the house. 176 00:10:32,840 --> 00:10:34,717 I still have a lot of stuff here. 177 00:10:34,800 --> 00:10:38,095 My house is over 10,000 square feet. I'm pretty sure there are closets. 178 00:10:38,137 --> 00:10:40,973 I'm just not in a rush to unload this house, okay? 179 00:10:41,057 --> 00:10:42,641 This was my home. I was very happy here. 180 00:10:42,725 --> 00:10:45,478 Well, we've got a new home now. Aren't you happy there? 181 00:10:45,519 --> 00:10:48,230 Yeah, it's a great house. 182 00:10:48,314 --> 00:10:52,485 Well, good, then sell this place. What are you waiting for? 183 00:10:56,405 --> 00:10:58,407 I'm not waiting for anything. 184 00:11:00,242 --> 00:11:01,869 Oh, look, a moving van. 185 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:12,546 - New neighbours. What do we know? - Well, dining chairs. There's a clue. 186 00:11:12,588 --> 00:11:14,507 Yes. It proves they eat sitting down. 187 00:11:14,590 --> 00:11:17,176 No, I mean, they're Stickley. It means they have taste. 188 00:11:17,259 --> 00:11:19,845 And money. They've been remodelling for weeks. 189 00:11:20,805 --> 00:11:24,391 I wish Edie were here. Without her, there's no one to give us the dish. 190 00:11:24,433 --> 00:11:28,145 Yet another illustration of the fundamental selfishness of suicide. 191 00:11:32,691 --> 00:11:34,443 You think this is them? 192 00:11:46,789 --> 00:11:48,541 Oh, my God! Katherine! 193 00:11:51,210 --> 00:11:55,172 - Katherine! - Susan! 194 00:12:02,304 --> 00:12:05,474 I cannot believe it has been 12 years. You haven't changed a bit. 195 00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:07,393 Well, you clearly have. Your eyesight's going. 196 00:12:10,062 --> 00:12:13,899 How's your aunt? Katherine used to live here with Mrs Sims. 197 00:12:13,983 --> 00:12:18,070 Not very well, I'm afraid. That's really the reason why we moved back. 198 00:12:18,153 --> 00:12:21,323 I didn't want poor Aunt Lilly to spend her final days in a nursing home. 199 00:12:21,907 --> 00:12:24,910 - That's so kind of you. - SUSAN: Yeah, it is. 200 00:12:25,828 --> 00:12:29,081 And as luck would have it, my husband found a job here. 201 00:12:29,748 --> 00:12:32,376 Adam, could you wave or something? 202 00:12:32,418 --> 00:12:33,711 - Hello, ladies. - Hi. 203 00:12:33,752 --> 00:12:35,588 I look forward to meeting you when I'm a little less sweaty. 204 00:12:35,671 --> 00:12:36,922 (WOMEN GIGGLE) 205 00:12:37,256 --> 00:12:40,759 - He's a cutie. What does he do? - He's a doctor. 206 00:12:41,010 --> 00:12:44,138 Okay, don't take this personally, but we hate you. 207 00:12:44,179 --> 00:12:48,642 Mom, I finished unpacking my room. Do you need any help? 208 00:12:48,684 --> 00:12:51,979 Oh, my God. This is not little Dylan! 209 00:12:52,938 --> 00:12:56,900 I'm Susan, Julie's mom. She is gonna be so excited to see you. 210 00:12:56,942 --> 00:12:59,612 Great. Who's Julie again? 211 00:12:59,695 --> 00:13:02,531 Honey, you remember. Your best friend when you were little. 212 00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:03,699 Oh, right. 213 00:13:03,782 --> 00:13:06,994 Why don't you go help your stepfather with the last few boxes? 214 00:13:07,036 --> 00:13:08,787 It was nice meeting you all. 215 00:13:08,871 --> 00:13:12,750 What a beautiful family. I feel so lucky to have you for a neighbour. 216 00:13:12,791 --> 00:13:15,961 No, I am the lucky one. Look at my view. 217 00:13:16,045 --> 00:13:19,006 Your garden is absolutely breathtaking. 218 00:13:19,048 --> 00:13:20,382 Yeah. 219 00:13:20,466 --> 00:13:24,887 - And that pine tree in the backyard. - It's my pride and joy. 220 00:13:25,471 --> 00:13:28,891 It absolutely kills me to have to ask you to cut it down. 221 00:13:29,808 --> 00:13:31,477 - Excuse me? - Well, I'm sorry, 222 00:13:31,560 --> 00:13:33,645 but I'm not going to be able to grow my prize-winning vegetables 223 00:13:33,729 --> 00:13:36,190 with that tree blocking all the sunlight. 224 00:13:36,982 --> 00:13:39,360 Oh. Well, I'm... I'm sorry about your vegetables, 225 00:13:39,401 --> 00:13:42,821 but that pine shields my view of the Purcells' backyard, 226 00:13:42,905 --> 00:13:45,199 and if you had ever seen Mr Purcell sunbathe, 227 00:13:45,240 --> 00:13:47,493 well, you'd know exactly what that tree means to me. 228 00:13:48,327 --> 00:13:49,536 (WOMEN GIGGLING NERVOUSLY) 229 00:13:49,578 --> 00:13:51,705 Well, I don't want to quarrel. We will not touch that tree 230 00:13:51,747 --> 00:13:54,541 until we have come up with a solution to our problem. 231 00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:57,961 Curtains, perhaps. 232 00:14:01,006 --> 00:14:03,509 So, you're back. How fun! 233 00:14:03,592 --> 00:14:06,887 I should have a brunch so that everyone can get to know you. 234 00:14:06,929 --> 00:14:08,889 No, no need. I'm having a barbecue this Saturday. 235 00:14:08,931 --> 00:14:10,974 I'm inviting the whole neighbourhood. 236 00:14:12,017 --> 00:14:13,894 - You don't need to do that. - I insist. 237 00:14:13,936 --> 00:14:16,522 I have missed Wisteria Lane so much. 238 00:14:16,605 --> 00:14:19,691 And I wanna do something special for my dear old friends, 239 00:14:19,775 --> 00:14:21,902 and all you lovely newcomers. 240 00:14:31,203 --> 00:14:34,998 The nice thing about this fake pregnancy is my feet don't swell. 241 00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:37,876 I mean, I'd never be able to squeeze into these sling backs 242 00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:40,337 if I really was eight-and-a-half months pregnant. 243 00:14:44,299 --> 00:14:47,678 Bree. Don't you look radiant! 244 00:14:47,719 --> 00:14:51,390 - Oh, hello, Mrs McKeever. - Well, I heard that you were expecting, 245 00:14:51,473 --> 00:14:55,269 but I had no idea how far along you were. May I? 246 00:14:55,561 --> 00:14:59,857 (EX CLAIMS) There's no need. The baby's just not kicking right now. 247 00:14:59,898 --> 00:15:03,569 Sometimes if you give them a little jiggle, you can get them to move. 248 00:15:03,902 --> 00:15:06,071 She doesn't really want to be jiggled right now. 249 00:15:06,155 --> 00:15:07,447 She's very sensitive down there. 250 00:15:07,489 --> 00:15:13,120 But I'll be gentle. You know, in my day, mothers thought that it was good luck. 251 00:15:13,161 --> 00:15:16,373 Perhaps I need to make my point a little more clearly. 252 00:15:16,415 --> 00:15:19,293 Bree, you're hurting me! 253 00:15:19,835 --> 00:15:20,878 Is there a problem here? 254 00:15:20,919 --> 00:15:25,841 No, not at all. I'm just saying hello to a very dear friend of mine. 255 00:15:30,929 --> 00:15:32,431 (WHISPERING) Are you gonna back off now? 256 00:15:32,514 --> 00:15:33,557 (GROANS) 257 00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:38,979 Car's here, dear. Lovely to see you, Mrs McKeever. 258 00:15:40,939 --> 00:15:43,025 Why must old ladies always do that? 259 00:15:43,108 --> 00:15:45,527 I don't know, but you've got to stop roughing them up. 260 00:15:49,948 --> 00:15:52,993 I'm sorry, Susan, Dr Gorenberg just had a patient go into labour. 261 00:15:53,035 --> 00:15:55,829 His new partner is covering for him, if you're comfortable with that. 262 00:15:55,954 --> 00:15:59,958 - Sure, I'm just here for a check-up. - Doctor? 263 00:16:01,460 --> 00:16:02,794 - Thank you. - Sure. 264 00:16:02,878 --> 00:16:05,922 Hi, I'm Dr Mayfair. I'm gonna... 265 00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:09,301 Hold it. Have we met? 266 00:16:09,635 --> 00:16:13,722 Yes. Yesterday. Susan Mayer, your new neighbour. 267 00:16:13,805 --> 00:16:15,223 Right. 268 00:16:15,307 --> 00:16:18,852 I didn't know you were this kind of doctor. 269 00:16:18,894 --> 00:16:20,312 I sure am. 270 00:16:25,567 --> 00:16:30,614 - Listen, maybe this isn't... - Feet up, please. 271 00:16:30,906 --> 00:16:32,199 Okay. 272 00:16:34,493 --> 00:16:36,370 And scootch down. 273 00:16:43,001 --> 00:16:47,005 It's just that it's weird, you know, considering you're... 274 00:16:47,089 --> 00:16:48,840 Where'd you go? 275 00:16:50,759 --> 00:16:52,177 (WHINING) 276 00:16:53,095 --> 00:16:54,888 And relax. 277 00:16:56,431 --> 00:16:57,516 Sorry. 278 00:16:59,434 --> 00:17:00,560 And relax. 279 00:17:02,687 --> 00:17:03,814 Sorry. 280 00:17:05,607 --> 00:17:07,401 And relax. 281 00:17:07,776 --> 00:17:10,404 Sorry! Hey, not to change the subject, 282 00:17:10,445 --> 00:17:12,447 but when is Dr Gorenberg coming back? 283 00:17:13,198 --> 00:17:14,366 Almost done. 284 00:17:16,451 --> 00:17:19,704 You know, Katherine has talked about you for years. 285 00:17:19,788 --> 00:17:22,082 It's nice to finally put a face to the name. 286 00:17:25,961 --> 00:17:27,003 (WHINES) 287 00:17:39,641 --> 00:17:41,059 Lynette! 288 00:17:41,143 --> 00:17:45,730 Muriel. How are you doing? What's up? You look good. 289 00:17:47,899 --> 00:17:51,319 Don't try to sweet talk me, Lynette Scavo. I am fit to be tied. 290 00:17:51,403 --> 00:17:55,699 Did you or did you not volunteer to run the fundraising gala? 291 00:17:55,740 --> 00:17:58,076 Yeah, things have been a little weird lately. 292 00:17:58,160 --> 00:18:01,496 Don't even think of wriggling out of this, Lynette. 293 00:18:01,580 --> 00:18:05,709 Every other third-grade mom has chaired an event. It is your turn. 294 00:18:07,919 --> 00:18:12,674 - Okay. I'll jump right on it. - Great. Okay. 295 00:18:14,384 --> 00:18:19,931 See, that's where someone with half a brain would've played the cancer card. 296 00:18:19,973 --> 00:18:22,017 - I can handle it. - Like hell. 297 00:18:22,058 --> 00:18:23,685 You've been nauseous all day from the chemo. 298 00:18:23,768 --> 00:18:25,854 - You shouldn't even be here. - It's my life. 299 00:18:25,937 --> 00:18:28,899 Some stupid disease is not gonna keep me from living it. 300 00:18:28,940 --> 00:18:32,194 Besides, Parker's expecting to see me. 301 00:18:34,863 --> 00:18:38,783 There, he saw you. Now duck out when the lights go down. 302 00:18:38,867 --> 00:18:41,369 He's gonna be watching for me all day. He's one of the leads. 303 00:18:41,453 --> 00:18:44,664 He's Friar Tuck. It's a thankless role. 304 00:18:44,706 --> 00:18:48,251 (PIANO PLAYING) 305 00:18:52,464 --> 00:18:55,300 Well, everything seems normal. 306 00:18:56,217 --> 00:18:58,219 But you say you've been having irregular periods? 307 00:18:58,303 --> 00:19:03,141 Yeah, you know, one month off, two months on. That happens, right? 308 00:19:03,224 --> 00:19:05,101 Ever experience night sweats? 309 00:19:06,311 --> 00:19:11,733 Sometimes, but Mike's a big spooner. He's like sleeping with a hibachi. 310 00:19:12,275 --> 00:19:13,944 How about hot flashes? 311 00:19:13,985 --> 00:19:16,947 Okay, whoa, I'm gonna stop you right there. 312 00:19:16,988 --> 00:19:19,366 I am way too young for that. Please refer to your chart. 313 00:19:19,407 --> 00:19:21,409 Susan, I know for a lot of women 314 00:19:21,493 --> 00:19:24,079 the word "menopause" has negative connotations. 315 00:19:24,162 --> 00:19:29,709 They hear ageing, brittle bones, loss of sexual desire... 316 00:19:29,751 --> 00:19:32,879 Okay, before we go any further, can I check those diplomas? 317 00:19:32,921 --> 00:19:34,798 Look, there's a simple blood test we can use to find out. 318 00:19:34,839 --> 00:19:38,051 I don't need any test! I am not old enough for menopause. 319 00:19:38,093 --> 00:19:41,471 Now, I don't know what kind of nonsense they taught you 320 00:19:41,513 --> 00:19:47,268 at Harvard Medical School, class of '97? 321 00:19:47,310 --> 00:19:51,773 Oh, my God. I am old! Just give me the damn test. 322 00:19:54,943 --> 00:19:57,278 We will live in these woods till our work is done. 323 00:19:57,487 --> 00:20:02,409 If the sheriff comes, we'll drive him away with our bows and arrows. 324 00:20:03,952 --> 00:20:05,578 You okay? 325 00:20:05,620 --> 00:20:09,249 - I'm feeling a little... I'm fine. - BO Y: God save all ye Merry Men. 326 00:20:09,290 --> 00:20:14,963 I beseech thee, pray that I may join your man... Band of Merry Men. 327 00:20:15,046 --> 00:20:17,632 I am more than just a jolly friar, 328 00:20:17,674 --> 00:20:21,386 for I can handle both a sword and an arrow. 329 00:20:21,469 --> 00:20:23,555 We must support Robin Hood in his noble quest to give to the poor. 330 00:20:23,638 --> 00:20:26,224 - Oh, I'm going to be sick. - Right there with you, lady. 331 00:20:27,308 --> 00:20:30,186 All hail Robin Hood! 332 00:20:32,230 --> 00:20:35,775 - Okay, let's go. - No, it's too late. 333 00:20:43,616 --> 00:20:45,410 Bravo! 334 00:20:46,995 --> 00:20:49,706 I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'll get you a new purse. 335 00:20:49,747 --> 00:20:52,125 Fine. But that wasn't my purse. 336 00:21:12,353 --> 00:21:13,688 KATHERINE: Hello, you have everything you need? 337 00:21:13,730 --> 00:21:14,856 You just let me know. 338 00:21:14,898 --> 00:21:18,610 Hi, good to see you. You look great. 339 00:21:19,194 --> 00:21:25,867 Mrs McCluskey. Hello. How are you? Do you remember me? 340 00:21:25,950 --> 00:21:29,037 You're Bess Truman, right? Of course I remember you. 341 00:21:29,120 --> 00:21:32,040 If that was your way of checking if my brain's gone all tapioca, I'm fine. 342 00:21:33,374 --> 00:21:34,459 Sorry. 343 00:21:34,542 --> 00:21:37,045 So, I saw your kid and your new husband. Nice catch. 344 00:21:37,128 --> 00:21:38,671 Oh, well, thank you. 345 00:21:38,713 --> 00:21:42,008 I'm very eager for him to experience life on Wisteria Lane. 346 00:21:42,133 --> 00:21:46,095 The times that Dylan and I spent here were the happiest of our lives. 347 00:21:46,137 --> 00:21:47,847 Yeah? Then why'd you take off so suddenly? 348 00:21:47,889 --> 00:21:50,099 You skipped town without even saying goodbye. 349 00:21:51,643 --> 00:21:54,020 My, you do remember a lot, don't you? 350 00:21:56,397 --> 00:21:59,442 Excuse me, I really must mingle. 351 00:22:04,447 --> 00:22:06,866 I think these eggs are past their prime. 352 00:22:09,911 --> 00:22:12,956 So you just shun them and throw them away. 353 00:22:13,039 --> 00:22:16,459 Well, yeah, since mayonnaise left out in the sun can kill you. 354 00:22:18,086 --> 00:22:21,130 Everything okay? You seem kind of moody today. 355 00:22:21,172 --> 00:22:22,632 Yeah, get used to it. 356 00:22:23,591 --> 00:22:26,886 - Okay. Did I do something wrong? - No, I'm sorry. 357 00:22:27,011 --> 00:22:31,849 I'm just a little... You know what? Forget it. Let's eat. 358 00:22:32,684 --> 00:22:36,104 Susan! We saved you a place. 359 00:22:37,605 --> 00:22:40,483 - Come on. Come on. - We want you over here with us. 360 00:22:46,155 --> 00:22:47,907 Oh, my God! Dylan! 361 00:22:50,118 --> 00:22:52,620 - Hi. - It's me, Julie. 362 00:22:52,704 --> 00:22:56,749 Julie's the one we were talking about. Hi, honey. She was your best friend. 363 00:22:59,293 --> 00:23:02,505 Yeah, and I brought you a little welcome-back gift. Your favourite. 364 00:23:02,630 --> 00:23:06,509 Oh, my goodness. You remember how much you used to love liquorice? 365 00:23:07,301 --> 00:23:10,138 I did? Okay. 366 00:23:12,974 --> 00:23:15,893 Come on, I've got some of the old gang I want you to meet. 367 00:23:15,977 --> 00:23:17,311 Have fun. 368 00:23:19,230 --> 00:23:22,150 Menopause? Aren't you a little young for that? 369 00:23:22,233 --> 00:23:23,693 I know! 370 00:23:23,901 --> 00:23:26,320 And you thought you married a vibrant woman in her prime, 371 00:23:26,404 --> 00:23:31,576 and instead you got a wife who's dry and dusty! 372 00:23:32,243 --> 00:23:36,497 (CHUCKLING) No, honey, it's a natural part of life. 373 00:23:36,581 --> 00:23:39,459 Yeah, the part before death! 374 00:23:40,001 --> 00:23:42,962 I know that it's upsetting, but it's really not that big a deal. 375 00:23:43,004 --> 00:23:45,089 Yes, it is! What if you want to have kids? 376 00:23:45,173 --> 00:23:46,382 We agreed that we didn't. 377 00:23:46,424 --> 00:23:49,135 No, you said you did, I said I didn't, and you changed your mind. 378 00:23:49,177 --> 00:23:51,053 - What if you change it back? - That's not gonna happen. 379 00:23:51,095 --> 00:23:55,558 Listen, my last egg could be on its way down the chute at this very moment. 380 00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:59,270 If you want to have kids, you might want to jump on it right now. 381 00:24:00,605 --> 00:24:05,067 All right, this is all very romantic, but let me be clear about this. Okay? 382 00:24:05,109 --> 00:24:10,072 I love you, and if kids don't happen, I'm fine with that. 383 00:24:10,615 --> 00:24:14,994 I don't want you to be fine. I want you to be happy! 384 00:24:15,703 --> 00:24:19,415 All right, I'm just trying to find a nice way to shut you up, so... 385 00:24:25,463 --> 00:24:27,465 Yep, we're doomed. 386 00:24:30,885 --> 00:24:33,971 Hey, look who's back. 387 00:24:34,055 --> 00:24:36,265 Oh, my gosh, she's out of the clinic. 388 00:24:39,393 --> 00:24:44,023 - Thanks, darling. Hi. - Hi. How are you? 389 00:24:44,065 --> 00:24:47,026 - Oh, careful. The neck. - Sorry. 390 00:24:47,068 --> 00:24:49,445 Thank you all so much for the cards. 391 00:24:49,487 --> 00:24:54,450 Sometimes it takes a near tragedy to realise just how much you're loved. 392 00:24:55,409 --> 00:24:58,829 So why don't you talk to your friends, and I'll go unpack the car. 393 00:24:59,413 --> 00:25:01,040 Thanks, sweetheart. 394 00:25:02,583 --> 00:25:07,129 I have to admit that I was a little concerned about how you'd react 395 00:25:07,171 --> 00:25:11,968 when you saw me, but this... Throwing me a party. 396 00:25:15,763 --> 00:25:17,640 Well, we just all love you. 397 00:25:17,932 --> 00:25:23,104 And, Edie, you look great, especially, you know, given the circumstances. 398 00:25:24,021 --> 00:25:25,815 You mean that I tried to hang myself? 399 00:25:26,357 --> 00:25:29,777 Well, it's okay. The doctor encouraged me to talk about it. 400 00:25:30,444 --> 00:25:32,488 Surely not over food. 401 00:25:32,530 --> 00:25:34,657 Well, Carlos and I talk about it all the time. 402 00:25:34,782 --> 00:25:38,828 You know, and this whole thing has just brought us closer together. 403 00:25:39,286 --> 00:25:41,205 We've actually talked about marriage. 404 00:25:46,210 --> 00:25:48,170 Hello, I don't think we've met. 405 00:25:48,212 --> 00:25:50,214 I'm Katherine Mayfair, your new neighbour. 406 00:25:50,297 --> 00:25:55,469 Edie. It's a pleasure to meet you. Welcome to my party. 407 00:26:01,475 --> 00:26:03,561 So, I hear congratulations are in order. 408 00:26:03,644 --> 00:26:07,189 Edie just announced you're getting married. Best wishes! 409 00:26:07,231 --> 00:26:11,569 We're not engaged. That was just a kind of "what if" conversation. 410 00:26:11,902 --> 00:26:14,613 Really? Because she thinks you're getting married. 411 00:26:14,655 --> 00:26:18,576 Everyone else thinks you're getting married. So again, best wishes! 412 00:26:18,659 --> 00:26:20,745 Gabby, the woman tried to kill herself because I left her. 413 00:26:20,828 --> 00:26:22,204 She's not real good with disappointment. 414 00:26:22,246 --> 00:26:24,123 Neither am I! 415 00:26:24,165 --> 00:26:25,541 You told me you want to run away together, 416 00:26:25,583 --> 00:26:27,251 and then I don't hear from you for a month! 417 00:26:27,334 --> 00:26:29,044 That was only because I was going through stuff with Edie, 418 00:26:29,086 --> 00:26:31,505 but it doesn't mean that I wasn't thinking about you constantly. 419 00:26:31,589 --> 00:26:36,385 - You were not. - Yes, I was. Every second of every day. 420 00:26:39,930 --> 00:26:43,225 Yeah, well, I kind of thought about you, too. 421 00:26:44,685 --> 00:26:49,190 - I need to be with you, Gabby. - Yeah? Prove it. 422 00:26:49,857 --> 00:26:52,902 - Can you get away tonight? - Oh, my God, are you serious? 423 00:26:53,861 --> 00:26:55,154 Damn right I am. 424 00:26:55,196 --> 00:26:56,280 (GABRIELLE EX CLAIMS) 425 00:27:00,868 --> 00:27:03,746 I just have to be back by midnight to give Edie her pills. 426 00:27:03,787 --> 00:27:04,872 What? 427 00:27:04,955 --> 00:27:06,999 Well, if we're gonna have an affair, we've got to be discreet. 428 00:27:07,041 --> 00:27:10,294 Affair? I thought we were talking about running away together! 429 00:27:10,377 --> 00:27:13,047 I can't do that. Edie's too fragile right now. 430 00:27:15,299 --> 00:27:17,551 That old battleaxe is gonna outlive us all. 431 00:27:17,635 --> 00:27:19,094 Hey, don't talk about her like that. 432 00:27:19,470 --> 00:27:23,265 Oh, far be it for me to speak ill of the future Mrs Carlos Solis. 433 00:27:23,307 --> 00:27:25,476 - We are not getting married! - Best wishes! 434 00:27:33,567 --> 00:27:36,946 No, absolutely not. That's my final answer. 435 00:27:39,323 --> 00:27:41,242 Well, I'll talk to you later. 436 00:27:41,325 --> 00:27:44,954 That was Danielle. Now she wants us to send a DVD player for her room. 437 00:27:44,995 --> 00:27:46,580 That hardly seems extravagant. 438 00:27:46,664 --> 00:27:49,416 You're missing the point! It's a convent, not the Four Seasons. 439 00:27:49,500 --> 00:27:51,377 You have mustard on your chin. 440 00:27:51,418 --> 00:27:54,755 I mean, it's one thing to forgive bad behaviour. 441 00:27:54,838 --> 00:27:58,634 It's another thing to reward it. There are consequences for her mistakes. 442 00:27:58,759 --> 00:27:59,802 (SCREAMS) 443 00:27:59,927 --> 00:28:03,264 Bree! Oh, my God! Are you all right? 444 00:28:03,347 --> 00:28:06,058 Oh! No, no, I'm fine. I'm fine. 445 00:28:06,100 --> 00:28:07,601 - You're bleeding! - No, no, no. 446 00:28:07,685 --> 00:28:09,395 It's just... It's a little barbecue sauce. 447 00:28:09,436 --> 00:28:12,439 Where is Katherine's husband? He's a doctor. 448 00:28:12,523 --> 00:28:15,192 - She's fine! - Adam! Adam! 449 00:28:15,276 --> 00:28:19,196 Get over here, right now! Bree got stabbed in the belly! 450 00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:20,990 Oh, my God, are you all right? Let me take a look. 451 00:28:21,031 --> 00:28:22,366 No, it's nothing! 452 00:28:22,449 --> 00:28:25,786 We were just teasing Ida, it's something we do. 453 00:28:25,869 --> 00:28:27,371 Yeah. 454 00:28:27,454 --> 00:28:32,960 Look, it's a trick barbecue fork. We got it at a magic shop. See? 455 00:28:33,460 --> 00:28:36,630 - Retractable. - Oh, oh, my baby! 456 00:28:38,549 --> 00:28:41,135 Wow, that's quite a trick. 457 00:28:41,719 --> 00:28:44,471 Hey, let's go freak out Mrs McCluskey. 458 00:28:46,890 --> 00:28:48,642 He's such a scamp. 459 00:28:55,482 --> 00:28:57,317 Psycho mom at 5 o'clock. 460 00:28:57,401 --> 00:28:59,862 You say the word, she gets a face full of pig bones. 461 00:29:01,739 --> 00:29:05,034 My hero. I can handle her. 462 00:29:06,577 --> 00:29:09,038 Lynette. I just spoke with Helen, 463 00:29:09,079 --> 00:29:10,706 and imagine my surprise when she told me 464 00:29:10,748 --> 00:29:13,625 that you'd not started on the decorations for the gala. 465 00:29:13,667 --> 00:29:15,044 I'm in charge of decorations? 466 00:29:15,085 --> 00:29:19,006 Yes. Which you would have known had you bothered to pick up the packet. 467 00:29:25,012 --> 00:29:26,680 I don't want to hear it. 468 00:29:27,848 --> 00:29:29,558 Okay. 469 00:29:31,268 --> 00:29:33,145 Piggyback, Mommy. 470 00:29:36,356 --> 00:29:40,527 I'm sorry, sweetie. I'm just... I'm just too tired right now. 471 00:29:40,611 --> 00:29:42,696 Here, honey, I'll get you. 472 00:29:45,866 --> 00:29:51,371 Yes! Mommy has to conserve her energy for more important things. 473 00:30:00,964 --> 00:30:03,842 We are not throwing in the towel over a minor mishap. 474 00:30:03,884 --> 00:30:06,386 How many more mishaps are we gonna get away with? 475 00:30:06,470 --> 00:30:08,514 Yesterday it was an old woman in the Macy's shoe department. 476 00:30:08,555 --> 00:30:11,308 Today a magic fork in the belly. Pretty soon, this whole charade 477 00:30:11,391 --> 00:30:14,353 will completely unravel and we will be humiliated. 478 00:30:14,394 --> 00:30:15,813 We're already in too deep. 479 00:30:15,896 --> 00:30:19,483 We could go on a trip, tell people you miscarried while we were away. 480 00:30:19,566 --> 00:30:21,360 And then what would happen to the baby? 481 00:30:21,401 --> 00:30:23,195 Well, Danielle would keep it. 482 00:30:23,237 --> 00:30:25,572 Do you think Danielle could raise this child? 483 00:30:25,656 --> 00:30:29,284 Orson, you've seen her in action. She's shallow, and she's selfish. 484 00:30:29,326 --> 00:30:32,079 - She would ruin this child's life. - How can you say that? 485 00:30:32,246 --> 00:30:34,414 Because I'm her mother. 486 00:30:35,749 --> 00:30:39,753 And I know what I've created, and that's the real humiliation. 487 00:30:42,839 --> 00:30:48,595 Orson, this child deserves better. 488 00:30:49,429 --> 00:30:54,476 And I know what to do now. Please, please let me try. 489 00:30:56,436 --> 00:31:01,692 So really what you want is a second chance? 490 00:31:02,359 --> 00:31:04,403 Well, would that be so horrible? 491 00:31:09,700 --> 00:31:15,038 Well, then let the charade continue. 492 00:31:25,799 --> 00:31:29,094 - So, you're bailing on me now? - I know, the timing is terrible. 493 00:31:29,219 --> 00:31:31,263 Damn right! It's three weeks before the gala! 494 00:31:31,305 --> 00:31:33,807 I just didn't realise how tired I would be when I took this on. 495 00:31:33,890 --> 00:31:35,225 We're all tired, Lynette, 496 00:31:35,309 --> 00:31:37,436 but some of us still manage to honour our commitments. 497 00:31:37,477 --> 00:31:41,064 Okay, I'm going to be honest with you. I haven't been feeling that great lately. 498 00:31:41,148 --> 00:31:43,358 Don't whine to me about your aches and pains. 499 00:31:43,400 --> 00:31:45,485 I've had the same migraine since '87. 500 00:31:45,569 --> 00:31:48,655 And my knee's so bad, I can't even use the treadmill any more. 501 00:31:49,740 --> 00:31:53,577 Yeah, that's rough. 502 00:31:55,329 --> 00:31:57,164 By the way, 503 00:32:02,502 --> 00:32:04,671 I have cancer. 504 00:32:07,340 --> 00:32:08,967 I'll give Helen a call. 505 00:32:23,857 --> 00:32:27,152 So, I am halfway through chemo, 506 00:32:27,194 --> 00:32:32,032 and my doctor is very confident that I'm going to beat this. 507 00:32:32,115 --> 00:32:34,868 So you can all relax. I'm not going to die. 508 00:32:41,458 --> 00:32:43,376 Well, not unless we kill you. 509 00:32:43,710 --> 00:32:44,795 Huh? 510 00:32:44,878 --> 00:32:48,924 Damn it, Lynette, what did we say after Mary Alice? After Edie? 511 00:32:48,965 --> 00:32:50,717 "Why didn't they tell us?" 512 00:32:50,801 --> 00:32:53,470 We're your friends. Why would you shut us out? 513 00:32:54,054 --> 00:32:58,391 I just liked being able to throw on my wig, 514 00:32:58,475 --> 00:32:59,893 and join you guys for a cup of coffee 515 00:32:59,976 --> 00:33:02,854 and a good gossip about the new neighbours. 516 00:33:03,063 --> 00:33:06,107 You know, for five minutes, I could pretend I wasn't a sick person. 517 00:33:08,068 --> 00:33:11,738 But once your friends know you're sick, you can't pretend any more. 518 00:33:11,822 --> 00:33:17,702 Because you can see it in their eyes. The fear, the pity. 519 00:33:18,912 --> 00:33:21,623 Is that all you see in our eyes? 520 00:33:28,171 --> 00:33:31,925 No. No, of course not. 521 00:33:32,759 --> 00:33:35,428 You know what? Let's make a pact. 522 00:33:35,512 --> 00:33:37,389 No more secrets. 523 00:33:37,430 --> 00:33:42,769 From now on, we tell each other every shocking detail of our lives. 524 00:33:47,357 --> 00:33:50,777 - I'm in. - Me, too. 525 00:33:53,029 --> 00:33:54,614 You with us? 526 00:33:55,699 --> 00:34:01,037 Absolutely. No more secrets. 527 00:34:10,880 --> 00:34:13,925 You're right. I'm not happy. Let's talk. 528 00:34:17,304 --> 00:34:21,808 All I'm saying is, I just want to know that I come first with you. 529 00:34:21,891 --> 00:34:24,978 Sometimes I feel less like your wife than a possession. 530 00:34:25,145 --> 00:34:29,232 It's demeaning, it's... It's... Why are you smiling right now? 531 00:34:29,316 --> 00:34:30,609 Because this is fantastic. 532 00:34:30,650 --> 00:34:33,737 After weeks of shutting me out, you're finally telling me how you feel. 533 00:34:33,820 --> 00:34:37,699 - We should do this all the time. - Well, it's hard when you're so busy. 534 00:34:40,827 --> 00:34:42,704 Maybe we should go away. 535 00:34:42,746 --> 00:34:46,333 Let's just take a couple of weeks or a month. 536 00:34:46,416 --> 00:34:49,669 Let's rediscover what it was that made us fall in love to begin with. 537 00:34:50,920 --> 00:34:54,507 - That is a great idea. Let's do it. - How's next week? 538 00:34:54,841 --> 00:34:57,052 Let's see here. 539 00:34:59,012 --> 00:35:02,807 Well, I've got the meeting with the school board on Tuesday, 540 00:35:02,849 --> 00:35:05,352 and in the end of the month, I've got that conference in Washington. 541 00:35:05,518 --> 00:35:09,522 Shoot, got the ground-breaking for the new civic centre, 542 00:35:10,023 --> 00:35:14,194 Dad's birthday, economic development forum. 543 00:35:15,195 --> 00:35:18,907 What about April? I can give you two whole weeks in April. 544 00:35:24,204 --> 00:35:27,332 - I'll see you later, babe. - Where are you going? 545 00:35:27,540 --> 00:35:30,835 - To Scavo's for a few beers. - Can I come? 546 00:35:31,878 --> 00:35:33,713 - No. - Why not? 547 00:35:33,797 --> 00:35:36,049 Edie, I know you've been through a lot lately, 548 00:35:36,132 --> 00:35:39,552 but I can't hold your hand 24 hours a day. 549 00:35:40,637 --> 00:35:44,349 If you want this relationship to work, you've gotta give me some downtime. 550 00:35:54,234 --> 00:35:59,280 Okay, so I managed to get away from Edie. What do you want? 551 00:35:59,489 --> 00:36:01,407 To get you away from Edie. 552 00:36:16,005 --> 00:36:18,883 Come on, you have to remember your boyfriend Joey Miller. 553 00:36:18,925 --> 00:36:20,760 You used to chase him around the jungle gym. 554 00:36:20,844 --> 00:36:23,096 Really? Do you think I would've gone for this guy 555 00:36:23,179 --> 00:36:25,723 with the sexy finger up his nose? 556 00:36:26,182 --> 00:36:28,810 So you don't remember any of the kids we used to play with? 557 00:36:28,852 --> 00:36:34,065 No. To be honest, I don't remember anything about living here. 558 00:36:34,232 --> 00:36:35,525 Really? 559 00:36:38,027 --> 00:36:41,573 So what is your earliest memory? 560 00:36:43,449 --> 00:36:46,327 Well, I don't know if this is a memory, 561 00:36:48,079 --> 00:36:51,124 but for years I've had this creepy dream. 562 00:36:51,958 --> 00:36:54,252 I'm really little, 563 00:36:54,335 --> 00:36:58,882 and there's a guy in my room, and he tries to grab me. 564 00:36:59,465 --> 00:37:01,301 That is creepy. 565 00:37:02,218 --> 00:37:06,556 Have you ever talked to somebody about it? 566 00:37:07,807 --> 00:37:10,643 You mean like a therapist? 567 00:37:10,727 --> 00:37:15,898 My old babysitter suggested that, but my mom got mad and said no. 568 00:37:16,649 --> 00:37:21,070 - Really? - Yeah. Then she fired the babysitter. 569 00:37:28,661 --> 00:37:31,164 - ADAM: Susan? - I'm in here. 570 00:37:32,415 --> 00:37:38,129 - Your front door was open. - No problem. What's up? 571 00:37:38,171 --> 00:37:41,257 First, let me just say this is one of the more embarrassing moments 572 00:37:41,341 --> 00:37:44,344 of my career and you have every right to hate me. 573 00:37:45,428 --> 00:37:47,680 Adam, I have no idea what you're talking about. 574 00:37:47,764 --> 00:37:51,476 Well, your test results came back, and your oestrogen levels are fine. 575 00:37:51,601 --> 00:37:56,189 - You are not about to start menopause. - Really? That's fantastic! 576 00:37:56,689 --> 00:37:59,859 - There's more. - More? 577 00:38:00,276 --> 00:38:02,320 You're pregnant. 578 00:38:03,863 --> 00:38:07,367 What? What did he just say? 579 00:38:08,368 --> 00:38:10,286 I'm pregnant? 580 00:38:12,955 --> 00:38:14,707 He said I'm pregnant. 581 00:38:26,386 --> 00:38:28,971 I have never been happier. 582 00:38:30,056 --> 00:38:31,516 Now I believe you. 583 00:38:39,649 --> 00:38:41,317 There you are. 584 00:38:42,318 --> 00:38:45,780 I'm sorry. I got in late last night, I didn't want to wake you. 585 00:38:45,822 --> 00:38:49,492 You don't have to explain. I trust you. 586 00:38:50,493 --> 00:38:52,829 Well, good. You should. 587 00:38:53,162 --> 00:38:57,416 - I just wish you trusted me a bit more. - What are you talking about? 588 00:38:57,500 --> 00:39:00,878 Why didn't you ever tell me about your offshore bank account? 589 00:39:03,631 --> 00:39:05,633 What? 590 00:39:05,716 --> 00:39:07,468 Well, you know. 591 00:39:07,510 --> 00:39:11,514 The one in the Cayman Islands, with 10 million dollars in it? 592 00:39:14,308 --> 00:39:16,894 I miss you when you're gone. 593 00:39:18,980 --> 00:39:22,275 Going through your things makes me feel like you're with me. 594 00:39:22,942 --> 00:39:25,319 Okay, I know how this looks. 595 00:39:25,528 --> 00:39:29,740 What did you think I was gonna do? Tell people? Turn you in? 596 00:39:29,782 --> 00:39:35,454 Try to get my little hands on it? I don't care about money, Carlos. 597 00:39:36,706 --> 00:39:38,666 All I care about is you. 598 00:39:40,293 --> 00:39:43,921 That's why this relationship is going to work. 599 00:39:46,090 --> 00:39:49,260 You can trust me with your secrets, 600 00:39:49,760 --> 00:39:53,639 just like I can trust you not to hurt me. 601 00:40:06,485 --> 00:40:09,238 MARY ALICE: There is a certain time of morning, 602 00:40:09,322 --> 00:40:12,283 it occurs after kids have left for school 603 00:40:12,325 --> 00:40:15,995 and husbands have headed off for work. 604 00:40:16,579 --> 00:40:19,165 It's a time when women think of the secrets 605 00:40:19,206 --> 00:40:22,752 they've been keeping from their friends, 606 00:40:22,835 --> 00:40:27,214 and how shocked they would be if the truth was discovered. 607 00:40:28,090 --> 00:40:33,137 And how they'll do everything in their power to keep that from happening. 608 00:40:34,430 --> 00:40:38,809 But what of those lucky women who have no secrets left to keep? 609 00:40:39,018 --> 00:40:41,771 What do they think about every morning? 610 00:40:41,854 --> 00:40:43,147 Hey. 611 00:40:45,691 --> 00:40:47,818 Is something wrong? 612 00:40:49,779 --> 00:40:54,408 It's just, Dylan and I used to be best friends. 613 00:40:55,034 --> 00:40:59,747 - I mean, we did everything together. - I know. She was like a sister to you. 614 00:41:00,414 --> 00:41:05,586 Well, that girl that I've been hanging out with, 615 00:41:05,961 --> 00:41:08,839 and I know this is gonna sound crazy, 616 00:41:11,133 --> 00:41:13,636 but that's not the same girl. 617 00:41:20,893 --> 00:41:24,814 These women spend their mornings thinking of their neighbours 618 00:41:24,897 --> 00:41:28,234 and the secrets they may be keeping. 619 00:41:37,076 --> 00:41:39,370 There you are. I've been calling you. 620 00:41:48,087 --> 00:41:50,714 - Is this the room? - Yes. 621 00:41:52,174 --> 00:41:54,760 Dylan's been asking me if she can move in here. 622 00:41:54,844 --> 00:41:57,054 So let her. 623 00:41:57,680 --> 00:41:59,932 You may remember what happened here, but she can't. 624 00:42:00,015 --> 00:42:03,727 It doesn't matter. I won't allow it. 625 00:42:04,270 --> 00:42:08,899 Hey, are you okay? Did we make a mistake coming back here? 626 00:42:09,984 --> 00:42:12,778 Did we have a choice?