1 00:00:01,400 --> 00:00:02,834 Previously on Desperate Housewives. 2 00:00:03,334 --> 00:00:04,134 Susan and Mike 3 00:00:04,367 --> 00:00:05,567 finally tied the knot. 4 00:00:06,067 --> 00:00:06,701 Lynette 5 00:00:06,934 --> 00:00:07,967 got some disturbing news. 6 00:00:08,201 --> 00:00:10,701 Where the hell do you get off having cancer and not telling me about it? 7 00:00:10,868 --> 00:00:11,568 Mom. 8 00:00:11,735 --> 00:00:13,001 Bree returned from her trip. 9 00:00:13,335 --> 00:00:14,068 Holy crap! 10 00:00:14,201 --> 00:00:15,902 - With a surprise. - There you go. 11 00:00:16,202 --> 00:00:17,102 Gaby married Victor. 12 00:00:17,235 --> 00:00:18,702 Gaby is the smartest thing you've ever done. 13 00:00:18,869 --> 00:00:19,835 With her bringing in the latino vote, 14 00:00:20,002 --> 00:00:21,202 the governor's mansion's as good as yours. 15 00:00:21,369 --> 00:00:22,169 While Carlos. 16 00:00:22,302 --> 00:00:24,069 why are you so reluctant to make a commitment to me? 17 00:00:24,302 --> 00:00:25,103 Ended it with Edie. 18 00:00:25,836 --> 00:00:26,703 I am done with you. 19 00:00:28,303 --> 00:00:29,670 But the search for true happiness 20 00:00:31,503 --> 00:00:32,537 led to events 21 00:00:32,837 --> 00:00:34,103 that were unexpected 22 00:00:34,503 --> 00:00:36,170 and distinctly desperate. 23 00:00:37,770 --> 00:00:39,604 Season 4 Episode 01 Now You Know 24 00:00:39,871 --> 00:00:41,704 The first thing you should know 25 00:00:41,838 --> 00:00:44,971 is that Edie Britt never actually intended to die, 26 00:00:46,905 --> 00:00:49,438 but someone she loved was trying to leave her. 27 00:00:50,505 --> 00:00:52,505 So she planned every detail, 28 00:00:53,405 --> 00:00:55,006 from the silk scarf she'd hang by 29 00:00:55,706 --> 00:00:58,206 to the suicide note detailing her despair. 30 00:00:59,239 --> 00:01:00,839 Now all Edie had to do. 31 00:01:01,773 --> 00:01:02,573 was wait. 32 00:01:03,673 --> 00:01:05,407 For her beloved to come home. 33 00:01:06,307 --> 00:01:07,340 Hey, Edie! 34 00:01:07,740 --> 00:01:08,840 I'm here to get my stuff. 35 00:01:09,007 --> 00:01:10,440 You see,to hold on to her man, 36 00:01:10,940 --> 00:01:12,707 Edie knew she'd have to find the perfect 37 00:01:13,007 --> 00:01:14,441 moment to let go. 38 00:01:17,608 --> 00:01:18,308 Hey,Carlos! 39 00:01:18,641 --> 00:01:19,675 Sadly for Edie. 40 00:01:20,008 --> 00:01:20,875 Can I talk to you? 41 00:01:21,041 --> 00:01:23,608 Her timing was fatally flawed. 42 00:01:24,142 --> 00:01:24,942 Mrs. McCluskey? 43 00:01:25,109 --> 00:01:26,709 I need to show you something. Come here. 44 00:01:30,776 --> 00:01:31,576 What's this? 45 00:01:33,209 --> 00:01:34,343 Those are trash cans. 46 00:01:34,509 --> 00:01:36,176 I know they're trash cans,smart-ass. 47 00:01:36,510 --> 00:01:38,410 I'm asking what they're doing out on a saturday night 48 00:01:38,577 --> 00:01:39,943 when the trash got picked up on thursday. 49 00:01:43,544 --> 00:01:45,677 Fine. I will take them in. Happy now? 50 00:01:46,611 --> 00:01:47,411 Carlos. 51 00:01:47,811 --> 00:01:49,078 what the hell is that? 52 00:02:00,045 --> 00:02:01,879 And this is how Carlos Solis 53 00:02:02,046 --> 00:02:03,512 arrived just in the nick of time 54 00:02:03,646 --> 00:02:05,746 to save the life of Edie Britt. 55 00:02:07,346 --> 00:02:09,013 Baby. What did you do? 56 00:02:09,480 --> 00:02:10,846 Come on,you gotta wake up. 57 00:02:10,946 --> 00:02:11,747 Come on,please? 58 00:02:11,880 --> 00:02:14,447 Of course, had he known what she was about to do to his life. 59 00:02:17,280 --> 00:02:19,047 he would've let her hang there. 60 00:02:19,514 --> 00:02:20,547 Transcript: YDY.com 61 00:02:23,048 --> 00:02:25,748 Synchro: YST & YDY 62 00:02:27,748 --> 00:02:29,748 There is a certain time of night, 63 00:02:30,115 --> 00:02:31,849 after children have been put to bed 64 00:02:32,115 --> 00:02:34,015 and husbands have begun snoring, 65 00:02:34,182 --> 00:02:36,182 that women lie awake and think of the secrets 66 00:02:36,416 --> 00:02:38,349 they've been keeping from their friends. 67 00:02:39,383 --> 00:02:40,983 It might be an impromptu wedding. 68 00:02:42,416 --> 00:02:44,083 or a recently diagnosed tumor. 69 00:02:46,283 --> 00:02:48,117 or a make-believe pregnancy. 70 00:02:49,950 --> 00:02:52,184 Regardless, it's all they will think of. 71 00:02:52,351 --> 00:02:54,684 until something comes along to remind them 72 00:02:54,917 --> 00:02:57,551 that other people have secrets,too. 73 00:03:01,585 --> 00:03:02,452 Carlos. 74 00:03:02,685 --> 00:03:04,452 - How is she? - What did the doctors say? 75 00:03:04,618 --> 00:03:06,785 They've got Edie on a ventilator, but she's gonna be okay. 76 00:03:06,952 --> 00:03:08,952 What the hell happened? How could she pull a stunt like this? 77 00:03:09,086 --> 00:03:11,186 She left a note which pretty much blames me. 78 00:03:11,486 --> 00:03:12,453 Sweetie. 79 00:03:12,686 --> 00:03:15,020 I can't believe this is happening. It's like mary alice all over again. 80 00:03:15,120 --> 00:03:16,553 Yes, but the good news is she's gonna live. 81 00:03:17,053 --> 00:03:19,853 I know it's her wedding night, but do you think we should call Gaby? 82 00:03:21,120 --> 00:03:21,754 Crap. 83 00:03:27,121 --> 00:03:27,987 Gaby? 84 00:03:28,254 --> 00:03:29,688 You know,this better be one hell of a wedding night, 85 00:03:29,788 --> 00:03:30,988 considering how long you're taking in there. 86 00:03:31,054 --> 00:03:31,955 Trust me,Victor. 87 00:03:32,088 --> 00:03:33,688 This will be a night you'll never forget. 88 00:03:36,888 --> 00:03:38,088 - Let's get out of here. - What? 89 00:03:38,255 --> 00:03:39,855 I'm serious. You,me- just screw it all. 90 00:03:40,089 --> 00:03:41,689 Let's run away together. 91 00:03:42,256 --> 00:03:43,222 I just got married. 92 00:03:43,389 --> 00:03:45,556 There are 200 people out there waiting for me to lead a conga line. 93 00:03:45,889 --> 00:03:47,489 You just said you don't feel like Victor really loves you, 94 00:03:47,556 --> 00:03:48,756 and you know I do. I've never stopped. 95 00:03:48,923 --> 00:03:50,023 I can't dump him on our wedding day. 96 00:03:50,190 --> 00:03:51,723 That's a horrible thing to do, even to Victor. 97 00:03:51,790 --> 00:03:53,723 He'll get over it,but I've never gotten over losing you, 98 00:03:53,790 --> 00:03:55,324 and I won't let it happen again! 99 00:03:56,990 --> 00:03:58,124 Gaby,you in here? 100 00:04:07,191 --> 00:04:09,092 I was just counting gifts. 101 00:04:10,292 --> 00:04:12,359 That's fine. I was actually looking for that publicist guy. 102 00:04:12,659 --> 00:04:13,759 You haven't seen him,have you? 103 00:04:14,392 --> 00:04:16,259 I'll give you a holler when I need you. 104 00:04:19,193 --> 00:04:20,093 Come on! 105 00:04:21,426 --> 00:04:23,526 Who doesn't wear underwear on their wedding day? 106 00:04:23,760 --> 00:04:26,060 Focus, you idiot! Come on. When are we leaving? 107 00:04:27,793 --> 00:04:28,594 so we're doing this? 108 00:04:30,194 --> 00:04:32,261 Great. It'll take me a few hours to get stuff together. 109 00:04:32,427 --> 00:04:34,094 I'm gonna pick you up tonight. Just be packed and ready to go. 110 00:04:34,327 --> 00:04:34,894 Wait! 111 00:04:36,594 --> 00:04:38,328 Aren't you gonna kiss the bride? 112 00:04:43,795 --> 00:04:44,595 Finally! 113 00:04:45,395 --> 00:04:46,429 Carlos, where the hell are you? 114 00:04:46,595 --> 00:04:48,529 I'm at the hospital. Edie tried to kill herself tonight. 115 00:04:48,696 --> 00:04:49,562 My God! Is she okay? 116 00:04:49,796 --> 00:04:52,196 I found her just in time,but obviously, I can't come pick you up tonight. 117 00:04:52,996 --> 00:04:54,996 Okay,that's all right. I'll just take a cab and meet you. 118 00:04:55,230 --> 00:04:57,463 Gaby, I can't leave Edie now. Look,maybe in a couple weeks. 119 00:04:57,730 --> 00:05:00,063 In a few weeks? What? No! It has to be tonight! 120 00:05:00,230 --> 00:05:02,297 Victor's in the bedroom right now waiting to consummate. 121 00:05:02,864 --> 00:05:04,297 And Edie's on a ventilator. 122 00:05:04,530 --> 00:05:06,364 Look,you don't have to stay with Victor. You have a house. 123 00:05:06,631 --> 00:05:08,464 Okay,you know,running away with you 124 00:05:08,631 --> 00:05:10,298 on my wedding night was crazy enough. 125 00:05:10,531 --> 00:05:12,198 But running away to be alone is insane! 126 00:05:12,565 --> 00:05:13,431 Gaby, please, 127 00:05:13,598 --> 00:05:14,965 she needs me. Can't you just wait? 128 00:05:15,198 --> 00:05:17,432 No! I would rather try and work it out with Victor. 129 00:05:21,932 --> 00:05:23,366 Gaby,are you coming to bed? 130 00:05:26,333 --> 00:05:27,466 One month later. 131 00:05:32,167 --> 00:05:33,533 Happy 1 month anniversary. 132 00:05:34,267 --> 00:05:35,367 I didn't know we were doing this. 133 00:05:35,534 --> 00:05:36,967 We've just been so happy the last four weeks, 134 00:05:37,134 --> 00:05:38,334 I thought we should celebrate. 135 00:05:41,734 --> 00:05:42,768 you are happy,right? 136 00:05:44,034 --> 00:05:45,001 I've never been happier. 137 00:05:45,635 --> 00:05:46,935 That's sweet. 138 00:05:51,635 --> 00:05:52,435 I don't believe you. 139 00:05:53,702 --> 00:05:55,802 I watch you sometimes, and you seem very. 140 00:05:56,469 --> 00:05:57,336 disconnected, 141 00:05:57,602 --> 00:05:58,636 like something's missing. 142 00:05:58,936 --> 00:06:00,069 Nothing is missing. 143 00:06:00,769 --> 00:06:02,536 So our life together is exactly how you pictured it? 144 00:06:02,636 --> 00:06:03,570 You've gotten everything you wanted? 145 00:06:03,736 --> 00:06:04,370 Pretty much. 146 00:06:06,770 --> 00:06:09,337 "Pretty much" means there is something that you want that you don't have. 147 00:06:09,604 --> 00:06:11,204 How can I give it to you if you don't tell me what it is? 148 00:06:11,370 --> 00:06:13,371 Susan,I swear,I am ecstatically, 149 00:06:13,537 --> 00:06:16,638 beyond my wildest dreams, lip-smackingly happy. 150 00:06:16,971 --> 00:06:17,838 You got it? 151 00:06:20,971 --> 00:06:22,005 This marriage is doomed. 152 00:06:26,572 --> 00:06:28,339 A moving van just pulled up. 153 00:06:29,239 --> 00:06:31,306 Andrew,I'm having problems with my strap. Could you help me? 154 00:06:31,539 --> 00:06:32,673 Look,I told you three weeks ago 155 00:06:32,806 --> 00:06:34,573 I was no longer participating in your little hoax, 156 00:06:34,739 --> 00:06:36,006 and that includes strapping you in. 157 00:06:36,173 --> 00:06:39,307 For heaven's sakes. Orson, could you come help me,please? 158 00:06:39,873 --> 00:06:42,540 I'll remember this the next time you want money for leather pants. 159 00:06:42,607 --> 00:06:43,640 People are gonna find out,all right? 160 00:06:43,807 --> 00:06:45,174 And then we're gonna all look like idiots. 161 00:06:45,307 --> 00:06:46,441 Well,not if we're careful. 162 00:06:46,674 --> 00:06:49,808 This isn't the 50's,okay? Teenage girls get pregnant all the time. 163 00:06:49,874 --> 00:06:51,708 I mean,my ex-lab partner's practically a grandmother. 164 00:06:52,108 --> 00:06:54,208 Look,this family's reputation is already hanging by a thread. 165 00:06:54,641 --> 00:06:55,908 I mean, first people thought that your 166 00:06:56,142 --> 00:06:57,042 stepfather was a wife killer, 167 00:06:57,175 --> 00:06:58,875 then your sister takes up with her history teacher, 168 00:06:59,009 --> 00:07:00,775 and now we're supposed to parade a little bastard up and down the street. 169 00:07:00,942 --> 00:07:02,542 We might as well sit on the porch and play banjos. 170 00:07:05,409 --> 00:07:07,409 You know,there's a moving van next door. 171 00:07:11,210 --> 00:07:12,577 Mom,are you awake? 172 00:07:13,277 --> 00:07:15,110 Okay,honey. Just give me a minute. 173 00:07:15,910 --> 00:07:16,877 Give me a minute. 174 00:07:21,277 --> 00:07:22,711 My wig is gone. Where is it? 175 00:07:22,978 --> 00:07:23,778 It's on the nightstand. 176 00:07:23,878 --> 00:07:26,678 No,I'm looking at the nightstand, and all I see are a few stray hairs 177 00:07:26,911 --> 00:07:29,212 and this sports blooper dvd you thought would cheer me up. 178 00:07:29,878 --> 00:07:31,612 - Peyton Manning is funny. - Mom! 179 00:07:31,879 --> 00:07:32,979 Hey,I'm coming! 180 00:07:33,612 --> 00:07:36,412 Don't just sit there like a lump! Come on! Help me look! 181 00:07:36,579 --> 00:07:37,612 God. Honey, 182 00:07:37,812 --> 00:07:38,913 this is one of those moments when 183 00:07:39,013 --> 00:07:40,446 it occurs to me that wouldn't it be easier 184 00:07:40,513 --> 00:07:42,046 if we just told everyone that you have cancer? 185 00:07:42,446 --> 00:07:43,880 - I found it. - Look,I mean, 186 00:07:44,113 --> 00:07:45,247 I get not wanting to scare the kids, 187 00:07:45,413 --> 00:07:46,847 but to keep all of our friends in the dark. 188 00:07:47,013 --> 00:07:48,280 look,I can deal with the chemo. 189 00:07:48,347 --> 00:07:50,614 I can deal with people telling me my hair has never looked better. 190 00:07:50,747 --> 00:07:53,481 But what I cannot deal with is the pity,so we are doing it my way. 191 00:07:57,981 --> 00:07:58,948 You were crooked. 192 00:08:01,648 --> 00:08:02,782 hey,sweetie,what's up? 193 00:08:03,015 --> 00:08:04,848 There's a moving van across the street. 194 00:08:05,982 --> 00:08:07,082 So you want it listed right away? 195 00:08:07,382 --> 00:08:08,716 And don't worry about getting top dollar. 196 00:08:08,816 --> 00:08:10,016 I want this place priced to move. 197 00:08:11,849 --> 00:08:12,816 What's going on here? 198 00:08:13,116 --> 00:08:14,083 I'm meeting with our realtor. 199 00:08:14,316 --> 00:08:15,516 Gaby,you remember Gil. 200 00:08:16,416 --> 00:08:18,550 I remember telling you I wasn't ready to sell the house yet. 201 00:08:19,217 --> 00:08:20,783 Gil,could you give us a minute,please? 202 00:08:22,350 --> 00:08:24,984 Gaby,we agreed that after we got married,you would sell the house. 203 00:08:25,217 --> 00:08:26,651 I still have a lot of stuff here. 204 00:08:26,817 --> 00:08:28,184 Well,my house is over 10,000 square feet. 205 00:08:28,251 --> 00:08:29,384 I'm pretty sure there are closets. 206 00:08:29,451 --> 00:08:31,151 I'm just not in a rush to unload this house,okay? 207 00:08:31,618 --> 00:08:32,985 This was my home. I was very happy here. 208 00:08:33,151 --> 00:08:35,218 But we've got a new home now. Aren't you happy there? 209 00:08:35,485 --> 00:08:36,918 Yeah,it's a great house. 210 00:08:37,585 --> 00:08:39,085 Well,good. Then sell this place. 211 00:08:40,119 --> 00:08:41,419 What are you waiting for? 212 00:08:44,052 --> 00:08:45,553 I'm not waiting for anything. 213 00:08:47,486 --> 00:08:48,586 Look,a moving van. 214 00:08:53,020 --> 00:08:54,553 New neighbors. What do we know? 215 00:08:54,953 --> 00:08:56,854 Well, dining chairs. There's a clue. 216 00:08:57,120 --> 00:08:58,454 Yes. It proves they eat sitting down. 217 00:08:58,721 --> 00:08:59,987 No,I mean they're stickley. 218 00:09:00,221 --> 00:09:01,587 - It means they have taste. - And money. 219 00:09:01,654 --> 00:09:02,788 They've been remodeling for weeks. 220 00:09:03,654 --> 00:09:04,554 I wish Edie were here. 221 00:09:04,888 --> 00:09:06,488 Without her,there's no one to give us the dish. 222 00:09:06,555 --> 00:09:09,355 Yet another illustration of the fundamental selfishness of suicide. 223 00:09:13,189 --> 00:09:14,555 Do you think this is them? 224 00:09:24,590 --> 00:09:25,857 My God. Katherine. 225 00:09:28,023 --> 00:09:28,657 Katherine! 226 00:09:30,190 --> 00:09:30,990 Susan! 227 00:09:36,858 --> 00:09:39,325 I cannot believe it has been 12 years. You haven't changed a bit. 228 00:09:39,491 --> 00:09:41,491 Well,you clearly have. Your eyes sight's going. 229 00:09:43,092 --> 00:09:43,892 How's your aunt? 230 00:09:44,058 --> 00:09:45,892 Katherine used to live here with mrs. Sims. 231 00:09:46,292 --> 00:09:47,325 Not very well,I'm afraid. 232 00:09:47,492 --> 00:09:49,326 That's really the reason why we moved back. 233 00:09:49,592 --> 00:09:52,226 I didn't want poor aunt lily to spend her final days in a nursing home. 234 00:09:52,559 --> 00:09:54,159 - That is so kind of you. - Yeah,it is. 235 00:09:55,493 --> 00:09:57,593 And as luck would have it, my husband found a job here. 236 00:09:58,960 --> 00:10:00,293 Adam,could you wave or something? 237 00:10:00,927 --> 00:10:01,727 Hello,ladies. 238 00:10:01,994 --> 00:10:04,227 I look forward to meeting you when I'm a little less sweaty. 239 00:10:04,894 --> 00:10:06,327 He's a cutie. What does he do? 240 00:10:06,561 --> 00:10:07,294 He's a doctor. 241 00:10:08,394 --> 00:10:09,861 Don't take this personally, but we hate you. 242 00:10:10,561 --> 00:10:11,361 Mom? 243 00:10:12,095 --> 00:10:13,828 I finished unpacking my room. Do you need any help? 244 00:10:14,161 --> 00:10:14,962 My God. 245 00:10:15,195 --> 00:10:16,395 This is not little Dylan. 246 00:10:17,595 --> 00:10:18,495 I'm Susan,Julie's mom. 247 00:10:18,662 --> 00:10:20,262 She is gonna be so excited to see you. 248 00:10:20,595 --> 00:10:21,395 Great. 249 00:10:21,862 --> 00:10:22,596 Who's Julie again? 250 00:10:22,762 --> 00:10:24,662 Honey,you remember your best friend when you were little. 251 00:10:25,229 --> 00:10:25,863 Right. 252 00:10:26,096 --> 00:10:28,096 Why don't you go help your stepfather with the last few boxes? 253 00:10:28,663 --> 00:10:29,463 It's nice meetg you all. 254 00:10:30,030 --> 00:10:31,396 What a beautiful family. 255 00:10:31,530 --> 00:10:33,130 I feel so lucky to have you for a neighbor. 256 00:10:33,330 --> 00:10:35,664 No,I am the lucky one. Look at my view. 257 00:10:36,197 --> 00:10:38,297 Your garden is absolutely breathtaking. 258 00:10:39,564 --> 00:10:41,397 And that pine tree in the backyard. 259 00:10:41,798 --> 00:10:42,998 it's my pride and joy. 260 00:10:43,331 --> 00:10:45,798 It absolutely kills me to have to ask you to cut it down. 261 00:10:46,931 --> 00:10:47,565 Excuse me? 262 00:10:47,765 --> 00:10:49,432 I'm sorry,but I'm not gonna be able to grow my prize 263 00:10:49,598 --> 00:10:51,598 winning vegetables with that tree blocking all the sunlight. 264 00:10:53,099 --> 00:10:54,799 Well, I'm sorry about your vegetables, 265 00:10:54,932 --> 00:10:56,299 but that pine shields my view 266 00:10:56,532 --> 00:10:57,432 of the purcells' backyard, 267 00:10:57,599 --> 00:10:59,099 and if you had ever seen mr. Purcell sunbathe, 268 00:10:59,333 --> 00:11:00,933 you'd know exactly what that tree means to me. 269 00:11:02,800 --> 00:11:04,566 I don't want to quarrel. We will not touch that tree 270 00:11:04,733 --> 00:11:06,500 until we have come up with a solution to our problem. 271 00:11:08,334 --> 00:11:09,534 Curtains,perhaps. 272 00:11:11,834 --> 00:11:13,601 So you're back. How fun. 273 00:11:14,001 --> 00:11:16,634 I should have a brunch so that everyone can get to know you. 274 00:11:16,834 --> 00:11:18,368 No need. I'm having a barbecue this saturday. 275 00:11:18,435 --> 00:11:20,268 I'm inviting the whole neighborhood. 276 00:11:20,768 --> 00:11:22,268 - You don't need to do that. - I insist. 277 00:11:22,502 --> 00:11:24,102 I have missed Wisteria lane so much, 278 00:11:24,435 --> 00:11:26,735 and I wanna do something special for my dear,old friends. 279 00:11:26,902 --> 00:11:28,336 and all you lovely newcomers. 280 00:11:35,970 --> 00:11:38,537 The nice thing about this fake pregnancy is my feet don't swell. 281 00:11:39,003 --> 00:11:41,103 I mean,I'd never be able to squeeze into these sling-backs 282 00:11:41,237 --> 00:11:43,237 if I really was 8/12 months pregnant. 283 00:11:47,437 --> 00:11:48,804 Don't you look radiant! 284 00:11:49,204 --> 00:11:50,538 Hello, mrs. McKeever. 285 00:11:50,804 --> 00:11:51,905 I heard that you were expecting, 286 00:11:52,138 --> 00:11:54,405 but I had no idea how far along you were. 287 00:11:54,805 --> 00:11:55,438 May I? 288 00:11:55,572 --> 00:11:56,538 There's no need. 289 00:11:57,172 --> 00:11:58,639 The baby's just not kicking right now. 290 00:11:58,872 --> 00:12:01,806 Sometimes,if you give them a little jiggle, you can get them to move. 291 00:12:02,106 --> 00:12:03,772 She doesn't really wanna be jiggled right now. 292 00:12:03,939 --> 00:12:04,973 She's very sensitive down there. 293 00:12:05,139 --> 00:12:06,173 But I'll be gentle. 294 00:12:06,339 --> 00:12:08,873 You know,in my day, mothers thought that it was good luck. 295 00:12:09,540 --> 00:12:11,540 Perhaps I need to make my point a little more clearly. 296 00:12:12,073 --> 00:12:13,773 Bree,you're hurting me! 297 00:12:14,740 --> 00:12:15,507 Is there a problem here? 298 00:12:15,807 --> 00:12:17,007 No,not at all! 299 00:12:17,140 --> 00:12:19,707 I'm just saying hello to a very dear friend of mine. 300 00:12:23,641 --> 00:12:24,741 Are you gonna back off now? 301 00:12:27,075 --> 00:12:28,041 Car's here,dear. 302 00:12:28,275 --> 00:12:29,875 Lovely to see you, mrs. McKeever. 303 00:12:31,742 --> 00:12:33,409 Why must old ladies always do that? 304 00:12:33,575 --> 00:12:35,409 I don't know,but you've got to stop roughing them up. 305 00:12:38,943 --> 00:12:41,343 I'm sorry,Susan. Dr. Gorenberg just had a patient go into labor. 306 00:12:41,409 --> 00:12:43,643 His new partner is covering for him, if you're comfortable with that. 307 00:12:43,810 --> 00:12:45,477 Sure. I'm just here for a checkup. 308 00:12:46,143 --> 00:12:46,943 Doctor? 309 00:12:48,243 --> 00:12:49,110 Thank you. 310 00:12:49,344 --> 00:12:50,644 I'm Dr. Mayfair. 311 00:12:51,044 --> 00:12:51,844 I'm gonna... 312 00:12:53,177 --> 00:12:54,244 Hold it. Have we met? 313 00:12:54,711 --> 00:12:55,811 Yes. Yesterday. 314 00:12:57,011 --> 00:12:58,711 - Your new neighbor. - Right. 315 00:12:59,311 --> 00:13:00,245 I didn't know you were, 316 00:13:00,645 --> 00:13:01,778 this kind of doctor. 317 00:13:02,112 --> 00:13:02,878 I sure am. 318 00:13:07,612 --> 00:13:08,479 Listen... 319 00:13:09,512 --> 00:13:10,479 Maybe this isn't- 320 00:13:10,712 --> 00:13:11,446 Feet up, please. 321 00:13:14,513 --> 00:13:15,313 And scootch down. 322 00:13:21,547 --> 00:13:24,414 It's just that it's weird, you know, considering you're. 323 00:13:24,747 --> 00:13:25,781 where'd you go? 324 00:13:29,481 --> 00:13:30,448 And relax. 325 00:13:32,215 --> 00:13:33,181 Sorry. 326 00:13:34,615 --> 00:13:35,415 And relax. 327 00:13:37,182 --> 00:13:37,982 Sorry. 328 00:13:39,582 --> 00:13:40,615 And relax. 329 00:13:41,249 --> 00:13:42,049 Sorry. 330 00:13:42,216 --> 00:13:45,016 Hey, not to change the subject, but when is Dr. Gorenberg coming back? 331 00:13:45,683 --> 00:13:46,549 Almost done. 332 00:13:48,316 --> 00:13:50,483 you know, Katherine has talked about you for years. 333 00:13:50,950 --> 00:13:52,783 It's nice to finally put a face to the name. 334 00:14:08,085 --> 00:14:09,618 Muriel. How are you doing? 335 00:14:09,852 --> 00:14:11,452 What's up? You look good. 336 00:14:13,385 --> 00:14:15,786 Don't try to sweet-talk me, Lynette Scavo. I am fit to be tied. 337 00:14:16,186 --> 00:14:17,619 Did you or did you not 338 00:14:17,886 --> 00:14:19,386 volunteer to run the fund-raising gala? 339 00:14:19,786 --> 00:14:21,553 Yeah. Things have been a little weird lately- 340 00:14:21,786 --> 00:14:24,020 don't even think of wriggling out of this,Lynette. 341 00:14:24,420 --> 00:14:26,253 Every other third grade mom has chaired an event. 342 00:14:26,553 --> 00:14:27,587 It is your turn. 343 00:14:29,587 --> 00:14:31,254 Okay. I'll jump right on it. 344 00:14:31,654 --> 00:14:32,921 Great. Okay. 345 00:14:34,621 --> 00:14:35,721 See. That's where 346 00:14:35,988 --> 00:14:38,855 someone with half a brain would have played the cancer card. 347 00:14:39,088 --> 00:14:40,688 - I can handle it. - Like hell. 348 00:14:40,855 --> 00:14:42,455 You've been nauseous all day from the chemo. 349 00:14:42,555 --> 00:14:44,088 - You shouldn't even be here! - It's my life. 350 00:14:44,155 --> 00:14:46,222 Some stupid disease is not gonna keep me from living it. 351 00:14:46,322 --> 00:14:47,922 Besides,Parker's expecting to see me. 352 00:14:51,122 --> 00:14:52,223 There. He saw you. 353 00:14:52,556 --> 00:14:54,056 We'll duck out when the lights go down. 354 00:14:54,223 --> 00:14:56,223 He's gonna be watching for me all day. He's one of the leads. 355 00:14:56,490 --> 00:14:57,456 He's Friar Tuck. 356 00:14:57,856 --> 00:14:58,890 It's a thankless role. 357 00:15:05,224 --> 00:15:07,124 Well, everything seems normal. 358 00:15:08,091 --> 00:15:09,758 But you say you've been having irregular periods. 359 00:15:10,691 --> 00:15:13,225 You know,one month off, two months on. That happens,right? 360 00:15:13,725 --> 00:15:14,992 Ever experience night sweats? 361 00:15:16,358 --> 00:15:19,559 Sometimes. But Mike's a big spooner. He's like sleeping with a hibachi. 362 00:15:21,059 --> 00:15:22,359 How about hot flashes? 363 00:15:23,626 --> 00:15:24,759 I'm gonna stop you right there. 364 00:15:24,993 --> 00:15:26,893 I am way too young for that. Please refer to your chart. 365 00:15:27,326 --> 00:15:30,460 I know for a lot of women the word "Menopause" has negative connotations. 366 00:15:30,693 --> 00:15:32,360 They hear "aging", 367 00:15:32,627 --> 00:15:33,660 "brittle bones", 368 00:15:34,060 --> 00:15:35,027 "loss of sexual desire". 369 00:15:35,160 --> 00:15:37,094 Okay,before we go any further, can I check those diplomas? 370 00:15:37,260 --> 00:15:38,594 'Cause I would just like to make sure that 371 00:15:38,694 --> 00:15:40,361 they're not from some med school in the Philippines. 372 00:15:40,494 --> 00:15:42,094 Look,there's a simple blood test we can use to find out. 373 00:15:42,161 --> 00:15:44,061 I don't need any test! I am not old enough for menopause. 374 00:15:44,228 --> 00:15:44,861 Now I don't know 375 00:15:45,128 --> 00:15:47,361 what kind of nonsense they taught you at 376 00:15:48,161 --> 00:15:49,362 Harvard medical school, 377 00:15:50,162 --> 00:15:50,795 class of 378 00:15:50,962 --> 00:15:51,662 97? 379 00:15:52,062 --> 00:15:53,662 My God! I am old! 380 00:15:54,329 --> 00:15:55,796 Just give me the damn test. 381 00:15:57,929 --> 00:15:59,696 We will live in these woods till our work is done. 382 00:16:00,029 --> 00:16:03,530 If the sheriff comes,we will drive him away with our bows and arrows. 383 00:16:05,197 --> 00:16:06,097 You okay? 384 00:16:06,663 --> 00:16:07,463 I'm feeling a little. 385 00:16:07,763 --> 00:16:09,697 - God save all ye merry men! - I'm fine. 386 00:16:10,997 --> 00:16:13,864 Pray that I may join your man- band of merry men. 387 00:16:14,131 --> 00:16:15,864 I am more than just a jolly Friar, 388 00:16:16,364 --> 00:16:18,998 for I can have both a sword and an arrow! 389 00:16:19,165 --> 00:16:20,265 We must support Robin Hood. 390 00:16:20,431 --> 00:16:21,698 oh,I'm gonna be sick! 391 00:16:21,965 --> 00:16:23,298 Right there with you,lady. 392 00:16:23,998 --> 00:16:25,432 All hail Robin Hood! 393 00:16:28,366 --> 00:16:30,132 - Okay, let's go. - No! It's too late! 394 00:16:37,166 --> 00:16:37,966 Bravo! 395 00:16:39,767 --> 00:16:41,600 I'm sorry. I'll get you a new purse. 396 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,767 Fine,but that wasn't my purse. 397 00:16:56,568 --> 00:16:57,868 Hello. You have everything you need? 398 00:16:57,868 --> 00:16:59,469 You just let me know. Hi!Good to see you! 399 00:16:59,469 --> 00:17:00,902 Oh,you look great! 400 00:17:01,936 --> 00:17:04,102 Mrs. Mccluskey. Hello. 401 00:17:04,669 --> 00:17:07,303 How are you? Do you remember me? 402 00:17:07,303 --> 00:17:09,836 You're bess truman,right? Of course I remember you. 403 00:17:09,870 --> 00:17:12,837 If that's your way of checking if my brain's gone all tapioca,I'm fine. 404 00:17:13,237 --> 00:17:14,103 Sorry. 405 00:17:14,103 --> 00:17:16,437 So I saw your kid and your new husband. Nice catch. 406 00:17:16,437 --> 00:17:17,570 Oh. Well,thank you. 407 00:17:17,570 --> 00:17:20,271 I'm very eager for him to experience life on Wisteria lane. 408 00:17:20,271 --> 00:17:23,471 The times that Dylan and I spent here were the happiest of our lives. 409 00:17:23,504 --> 00:17:24,938 Yeah? Then why'd you take off so suddenly? 410 00:17:24,938 --> 00:17:27,171 You skipped town without even saying good-Bye. 411 00:17:27,905 --> 00:17:29,972 My,you do remember a lot,don't you? 412 00:17:31,572 --> 00:17:33,805 Excuse me. Really must mingle. 413 00:17:38,172 --> 00:17:40,239 I think these eggs are past their prime. 414 00:17:42,573 --> 00:17:44,873 So you just shun them and throw them away. 415 00:17:44,873 --> 00:17:48,073 Well,yeah,since mayonnaise left out in the sun can kill ya. 416 00:17:49,040 --> 00:17:51,507 Everything okay? You seem kinda moody today. 417 00:17:51,540 --> 00:17:52,974 Yeah,get used to it. 418 00:17:53,541 --> 00:17:56,274 Okay,did I do something wrong? No. I'm sorry. 419 00:17:56,274 --> 00:17:57,708 I'm just a little. 420 00:17:58,008 --> 00:17:59,041 You know what? Forget it. 421 00:17:59,041 --> 00:18:00,341 Let's eat. 422 00:18:00,341 --> 00:18:02,808 Yoo-Hoo,Susan! We saved you a place! 423 00:18:04,642 --> 00:18:06,875 Come on! We want you over here. Come on. 424 00:18:11,576 --> 00:18:12,909 Oh,my God! Dylan! 425 00:18:14,676 --> 00:18:15,476 Hi. 426 00:18:15,476 --> 00:18:16,743 It's me. Julie. 427 00:18:16,743 --> 00:18:18,110 Julie's the one we were talking about. 428 00:18:18,110 --> 00:18:18,743 - Hi,honey! - Hi! 429 00:18:18,843 --> 00:18:20,343 She was your best friend. 430 00:18:22,144 --> 00:18:24,877 Yeah,and I-I brought you a little wcome back gift. Your favorite. 431 00:18:24,877 --> 00:18:25,577 Oh,my goodness. 432 00:18:25,644 --> 00:18:28,311 You remember how much you used to love licorice? 433 00:18:28,311 --> 00:18:29,911 I did? 434 00:18:29,911 --> 00:18:31,344 Okay. 435 00:18:33,078 --> 00:18:35,578 Come on. I've got some of the old gang I want you to meet. 436 00:18:35,612 --> 00:18:36,812 Have fun! 437 00:18:38,078 --> 00:18:39,212 Menopause? 438 00:18:39,279 --> 00:18:40,479 Aren't you a little young for that? 439 00:18:40,479 --> 00:18:41,846 I know. 440 00:18:41,846 --> 00:18:45,446 And you thought you married a vibrant woman in her prime,and instead,you got a wife who's. 441 00:18:47,179 --> 00:18:49,180 Dry and dusty. 442 00:18:49,180 --> 00:18:50,246 Oh,honey. 443 00:18:50,280 --> 00:18:51,947 No,it's-It's a natural part of life. 444 00:18:51,947 --> 00:18:54,180 Yeah,the part before death. Oh! 445 00:18:54,580 --> 00:18:57,214 Look,I know that it's upsetting,but it's really not that big a deal. 446 00:18:57,214 --> 00:18:58,914 Yes,it is! What if you wanna have kids? 447 00:18:58,914 --> 00:18:59,847 We agreed that we didn't. 448 00:18:59,847 --> 00:19:00,647 No,you said you did. 449 00:19:00,647 --> 00:19:02,014 I said I didn't,then you changed your mind. 450 00:19:02,081 --> 00:19:02,881 What if you change it back? 451 00:19:02,881 --> 00:19:03,614 That's not gonna happen. 452 00:19:03,614 --> 00:19:07,215 Listen,my last egg could be on its way down the chute at this very moment. 453 00:19:07,248 --> 00:19:10,515 If you wanna have kids,you might wanna jump on it right now. 454 00:19:11,148 --> 00:19:14,849 All righ this is all very romantic,but let me be clear about this,okay? 455 00:19:14,916 --> 00:19:19,249 I love you,and if kids don't happen,I'm fine with that. 456 00:19:19,283 --> 00:19:21,183 I don't want you to be fine. 457 00:19:21,249 --> 00:19:23,250 I want you to be happy. 458 00:19:23,250 --> 00:19:26,050 All right,I'm just trying to find a nice way to shut you up,so. 459 00:19:31,184 --> 00:19:33,017 Yep,we're doomed. 460 00:19:35,518 --> 00:19:37,918 Hey. Hey,look who's back. 461 00:19:37,918 --> 00:19:40,385 Oh,my gosh. She's out of the clinic. 462 00:19:42,385 --> 00:19:43,685 Thanks,darling. 463 00:19:43,685 --> 00:19:44,952 - Hi! - Hi! 464 00:19:44,952 --> 00:19:46,152 How are you? 465 00:19:46,152 --> 00:19:48,552 - Oh,careful-The neck. - Oh,sorry. 466 00:19:48,586 --> 00:19:50,352 Thank you all so much for the cards. 467 00:19:50,352 --> 00:19:54,253 Sometimes it takes a near tragedy to realize just how much you're loved. 468 00:19:55,153 --> 00:19:57,953 So why don't you talk to your friends,and I'll go unpack the car? 469 00:19:57,953 --> 00:19:59,620 Oh,thanks,sweetheart. 470 00:20:00,820 --> 00:20:02,654 I have to admit that I was. 471 00:20:02,720 --> 00:20:05,621 A little concerned about how you'd react when you saw me. 472 00:20:05,654 --> 00:20:07,787 But this. Throwing me a party? 473 00:20:11,388 --> 00:20:13,488 Well. We just all love ya. 474 00:20:13,488 --> 00:20:15,788 And,Edie,you look great. Especially. 475 00:20:15,788 --> 00:20:18,022 You know,given the circumstances. 476 00:20:18,055 --> 00:20:20,289 You mean that I tried to hang myself. 477 00:20:20,555 --> 00:20:21,189 It's okay. 478 00:20:21,189 --> 00:20:23,089 The doctor encouraged me to talk about it. 479 00:20:23,089 --> 00:20:24,856 Surely not over food. 480 00:20:24,856 --> 00:20:26,689 Well,Carlos and I talk about it all the time. 481 00:20:26,689 --> 00:20:30,056 You know,and this whole thing has just brought us closer together. 482 00:20:30,223 --> 00:20:32,523 We've actually talked about marriage. 483 00:20:35,924 --> 00:20:37,457 Hello. I don't think we've met. 484 00:20:37,457 --> 00:20:39,124 I'm Katherine Mayfair,your new neighbor. 485 00:20:39,124 --> 00:20:41,524 Oh,Edie. It's a pleasure to meet you. 486 00:20:42,091 --> 00:20:43,924 Welcome to my party. 487 00:20:48,025 --> 00:20:49,792 So I hear congratulations are in order. 488 00:20:49,792 --> 00:20:51,458 Edie just announced you're getting married. 489 00:20:51,458 --> 00:20:52,659 Best wishes! 490 00:20:52,659 --> 00:20:53,559 We're not engaged. 491 00:20:53,559 --> 00:20:56,426 That was just a kind of a what if conversation. 492 00:20:56,426 --> 00:20:58,593 Really? Because she thinks you're getting married. 493 00:20:58,593 --> 00:20:59,926 Everyone else thinks you're getting married. 494 00:20:59,926 --> 00:21:01,760 So,again,best wishes. 495 00:21:01,793 --> 00:21:03,393 Gaby,the woman tried to kill herself because I left her. 496 00:21:03,393 --> 00:21:04,693 She's not real good with disappointment. 497 00:21:04,693 --> 00:21:06,293 Neither am I! 498 00:21:06,293 --> 00:21:08,694 You told me you wanna run away together,and then I don't hear from you for a month! 499 00:21:08,694 --> 00:21:09,960 That was only because I was going through stuff with Edie, 500 00:21:09,960 --> 00:21:12,027 But it doesn't mean that I wasn't thinking about you constantly. 501 00:21:12,027 --> 00:21:13,394 You were not. 502 00:21:13,394 --> 00:21:14,527 Yes,I was. 503 00:21:14,527 --> 00:21:16,928 Every second of every day. 504 00:21:18,861 --> 00:21:19,895 Yeah,well,I. 505 00:21:19,895 --> 00:21:21,895 Kind of thought about you,too. 506 00:21:22,628 --> 00:21:25,029 - I need to be with you,Gaby. - Yeah? 507 00:21:25,595 --> 00:21:26,695 Prove it. 508 00:21:26,695 --> 00:21:28,129 Can you get away tonight? 509 00:21:28,129 --> 00:21:30,129 Oh,my God,are you serious? 510 00:21:30,129 --> 00:21:31,563 Damn right I am. 511 00:21:35,696 --> 00:21:38,163 I just have to be back by midnight to give Edie her pills. 512 00:21:38,163 --> 00:21:38,897 What? 513 00:21:38,897 --> 00:21:40,563 If we're gonna have an affair,we've gotta be discreet. 514 00:21:40,563 --> 00:21:41,430 Affair? 515 00:21:41,430 --> 00:21:43,197 I thought we were talking about runng away together. 516 00:21:43,197 --> 00:21:43,997 I can't do that. 517 00:21:43,997 --> 00:21:45,664 Edie's too fragile right now. 518 00:21:47,464 --> 00:21:49,064 That old battle-Ax is gonna outlive us all! 519 00:21:49,064 --> 00:21:50,264 Hey,don't talk about her like that. 520 00:21:50,331 --> 00:21:53,631 Oh,far be it for me to speak ill of the future mrs. Carlos solis. 521 00:21:53,631 --> 00:21:54,665 We are not getting married! 522 00:21:54,665 --> 00:21:55,865 Best wishes! 523 00:22:01,165 --> 00:22:02,599 No. Absolutely not. 524 00:22:02,599 --> 00:22:04,599 That's my final answer. 525 00:22:05,899 --> 00:22:07,166 Well,talk to you later. 526 00:22:07,499 --> 00:22:08,133 That was danielle. 527 00:22:08,199 --> 00:22:10,366 Now she wants us to send a dvd player for her room. 528 00:22:10,366 --> 00:22:11,567 Well,that hardly seems extravagant. 529 00:22:11,567 --> 00:22:13,867 You're missing the point! It's a convent,not the four seasons. 530 00:22:13,867 --> 00:22:15,467 You have mustard on your chin. 531 00:22:15,500 --> 00:22:19,501 I mean,it's one thing to forgive bad behavior. It's another thing to reward it. 532 00:22:19,501 --> 00:22:21,668 There are consequences for her mistakes. 533 00:22:22,234 --> 00:22:24,134 Bree! Oh,my God! 534 00:22:24,134 --> 00:22:25,168 Are you all right? 535 00:22:25,168 --> 00:22:27,168 Oh! No,no,I'm fine!I'm fine! 536 00:22:27,501 --> 00:22:28,368 - You're bleeding! - No,no,no! 537 00:22:28,368 --> 00:22:29,968 It's just,uh-Oh,it's a little barbecue sauce. 538 00:22:30,002 --> 00:22:31,602 Where is Katherine's husband? 539 00:22:31,602 --> 00:22:32,902 - He's a doctor. - She's fine. 540 00:22:32,902 --> 00:22:34,635 Adam! Adam! 541 00:22:34,635 --> 00:22:36,469 Get over here right now! 542 00:22:36,469 --> 00:22:37,936 Bree got stabbed in the belly! 543 00:22:38,002 --> 00:22:39,136 Oh,my God,are you all right? Let me take a look. 544 00:22:39,136 --> 00:22:39,936 No,it's nothing! 545 00:22:39,936 --> 00:22:42,470 Ah,uh,we were just teasing Ida. 546 00:22:42,470 --> 00:22:43,836 - It's something we do. - Yes. 547 00:22:44,436 --> 00:22:47,137 Look,it's a. Trick ba-Barbecue fork. 548 00:22:47,137 --> 00:22:48,270 We got it at a magic shop. 549 00:22:48,270 --> 00:22:50,270 Uh,see? Retractable! 550 00:22:50,904 --> 00:22:52,171 Oh,my baby! 551 00:22:54,737 --> 00:22:55,871 That's quite a trick. 552 00:22:55,871 --> 00:22:58,505 Hey,let's go freak out mrs. Mccluskey. 553 00:22:59,971 --> 00:23:01,505 He's such a scamp. 554 00:23:06,939 --> 00:23:08,205 Psycho mom at 5:00. 555 00:23:08,205 --> 00:23:10,439 You say the word,she gets a face full of pig bones. 556 00:23:11,573 --> 00:23:13,173 Aw,my hero. 557 00:23:13,173 --> 00:23:14,673 I can handle her. 558 00:23:15,840 --> 00:23:16,773 Lynette. 559 00:23:16,873 --> 00:23:19,107 I just spoke with helen,and imagine my surprise when she told me 560 00:23:19,107 --> 00:23:21,440 That you'd not started on the decorations for the gala. 561 00:23:21,440 --> 00:23:22,540 I'm in charge of decorations? 562 00:23:22,540 --> 00:23:26,374 Yes,which you would've known had you bothered to pick up the packet. 563 00:23:30,474 --> 00:23:31,941 I don't want to hear it. 564 00:23:32,875 --> 00:23:34,175 Okay. 565 00:23:35,508 --> 00:23:37,042 Piggyback,mommy. 566 00:23:39,609 --> 00:23:40,575 I'm sorry,sweetie. 567 00:23:40,575 --> 00:23:42,942 I'm just- I'm just too tired right now. 568 00:23:42,976 --> 00:23:45,243 Here,honey,I'll get ya. 569 00:23:47,076 --> 00:23:48,109 Yes! 570 00:23:48,843 --> 00:23:52,177 Mommy has to conserve her energy for more important things. 571 00:23:59,411 --> 00:24:01,878 We are not throwing in the towel over a minor mishap. 572 00:24:01,878 --> 00:24:03,644 How many more mishaps are we gonna get away with? 573 00:24:03,644 --> 00:24:05,245 Yesterday,it was an old woman in the macy's shoe department. 574 00:24:05,311 --> 00:24:06,678 Today,a magic fork in the belly. 575 00:24:06,678 --> 00:24:10,112 Pretty soon,this whole charade will completely unravel,and we will be humiliated. 576 00:24:10,112 --> 00:24:11,245 We're already in too deep. 577 00:24:11,245 --> 00:24:14,212 We could go on a trip,tell people you miscarried while we were away. 578 00:24:14,245 --> 00:24:15,746 And then what would happen to the baby? 579 00:24:15,746 --> 00:24:17,112 Well,danielle would keep it. 580 00:24:17,179 --> 00:24:19,013 You think danielle could raise this child? 581 00:24:19,013 --> 00:24:19,813 Orson,you've seen her in action. 582 00:24:19,813 --> 00:24:21,980 She's-She's shallow,and she's-She's selfish! 583 00:24:21,980 --> 00:24:22,946 She would ruin this child's life! 584 00:24:22,946 --> 00:24:24,313 How can you say that? 585 00:24:24,313 --> 00:24:26,147 Because I'm her mother. 586 00:24:27,213 --> 00:24:30,647 And I know what I've created,and that's the real humiliation. 587 00:24:32,881 --> 00:24:34,247 Orson. 588 00:24:35,048 --> 00:24:38,014 Is child deserves better. 589 00:24:38,014 --> 00:24:40,248 And I know what to do now. Please. 590 00:24:40,715 --> 00:24:42,648 Please let me try. 591 00:24:43,948 --> 00:24:45,615 So. 592 00:24:45,615 --> 00:24:48,115 Really,what you want is a second chance? 593 00:24:48,516 --> 00:24:50,649 Well,would that be so horrible? 594 00:24:54,583 --> 00:24:56,116 Well,then. 595 00:24:57,316 --> 00:24:59,883 Let the charade continue. 596 00:25:07,251 --> 00:25:08,751 - So you're bailing on me now? - I know. 597 00:25:08,751 --> 00:25:10,451 - The timing is terrible. - Damn right! 598 00:25:10,484 --> 00:25:11,685 It's three weeks before the gala. 599 00:25:11,685 --> 00:25:13,685 I just didn't realize how tired I would be when I took this on. 600 00:25:13,685 --> 00:25:14,618 Oh,we're all tired,Lynette. 601 00:25:14,618 --> 00:25:16,552 But some of us still manage to honor our commitments. 602 00:25:16,552 --> 00:25:17,518 Okay,I'm gonna be honest with you. 603 00:25:17,518 --> 00:25:21,419 - I haven't been feeling that great lately. - Oh,don't whine to me about your aches and pains. 604 00:25:21,419 --> 00:25:23,186 I've had the sammigraine since '87. 605 00:25:23,186 --> 00:25:26,053 And my knee's so bad,I can't even use the treadmill anymore. 606 00:25:26,486 --> 00:25:27,619 Yeah. 607 00:25:28,253 --> 00:25:29,620 That's rough. 608 00:25:30,820 --> 00:25:32,320 By the way. 609 00:25:36,654 --> 00:25:38,387 I have cancer. 610 00:25:40,587 --> 00:25:42,121 I'll give helen a call. 611 00:25:54,622 --> 00:25:58,523 So I am halfway through chemo,and my doctor is very confident 612 00:25:58,523 --> 00:26:01,556 That I'm going to beat this,so you can all relax. 613 00:26:01,823 --> 00:26:03,090 I'm not going to die. 614 00:26:07,890 --> 00:26:09,490 Well,not unless we kill you. 615 00:26:10,624 --> 00:26:13,024 Damn it,Lynette. What did we say after mary alice. 616 00:26:13,024 --> 00:26:15,258 After Edie? Why didn't they tell us? 617 00:26:15,258 --> 00:26:17,758 We're your friends. Why would you shut us out? 618 00:26:17,991 --> 00:26:22,625 I just liked being able to throw on my wig and join you guys for a cup of coffee 619 00:26:22,625 --> 00:26:24,925 And a good gossip about the new neighbors. 620 00:26:24,959 --> 00:26:28,025 You know,for five minutes,I could pretend I wasn't a sick person. 621 00:26:29,226 --> 00:26:32,159 But once your friends know you're sick,you can't pretend anymore 622 00:26:32,159 --> 00:26:35,060 'Cause you can see it in their eyes- 623 00:26:35,060 --> 00:26:37,360 The fear,the pity. 624 00:26:38,126 --> 00:26:40,260 Is that all you see in our eyes? 625 00:26:45,227 --> 00:26:47,294 No. No,of course not. 626 00:26:48,894 --> 00:26:50,994 You know what? Let's make a pact. 627 00:26:50,994 --> 00:26:52,661 No more secrets. 628 00:26:52,661 --> 00:26:57,695 From now on,we tell each other every shocking detail of our lives. 629 00:27:00,762 --> 00:27:02,862 - I'm in. - Me,too. 630 00:27:05,229 --> 00:27:06,996 You with us? 631 00:27:07,529 --> 00:27:09,196 Absolutely. 632 00:27:10,630 --> 00:27:12,963 No more secrets. 633 00:27:18,531 --> 00:27:20,931 You're right. I'm not happy. Let's talk. 634 00:27:23,631 --> 00:27:27,365 All I'm saying is I just wanna know that I come first with you. 635 00:27:27,365 --> 00:27:29,932 Sometimes I feel less like your wife than a possession. 636 00:27:29,998 --> 00:27:31,832 It's demeaning. It's-It's. 637 00:27:31,832 --> 00:27:33,199 Why are you smiling right now? 638 00:27:33,199 --> 00:27:34,232 Because this is fantastic. 639 00:27:34,232 --> 00:27:36,899 After weeks of shutting me out,you're finally telling me how you feel. 640 00:27:36,932 --> 00:27:37,799 We should do this all the time. 641 00:27:37,799 --> 00:27:39,966 Well,it's hard when you're so busy. 642 00:27:42,600 --> 00:27:47,000 Maybe we should go away and just take a couple weeksr a month. 643 00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:50,200 Let's rediscover wt it was that made us fall in love to begin with. 644 00:27:50,667 --> 00:27:52,567 That is a great idea. Let's do it. 645 00:27:52,601 --> 00:27:53,901 How's next week? 646 00:27:53,901 --> 00:27:55,168 Let's see here. 647 00:27:57,268 --> 00:27:59,735 Well,I've got the meeting with the school board on tuesday. 648 00:28:00,301 --> 00:28:02,935 And the end of the month,I've got that conference in washington-Oh,shoot. 649 00:28:02,935 --> 00:28:05,635 I've got the groundbreaking for the new civic center. 650 00:28:05,635 --> 00:28:07,069 Dad's birthday. 651 00:28:07,202 --> 00:28:09,269 Economic development forum. 652 00:28:10,069 --> 00:28:10,969 How about april? 653 00:28:11,036 --> 00:28:13,736 I can give you two whole weeks in april. 654 00:28:17,336 --> 00:28:18,370 I'll see you later,babe. 655 00:28:18,470 --> 00:28:19,570 Where you going? 656 00:28:19,903 --> 00:28:21,670 To Scavo's for a few beers. 657 00:28:21,704 --> 00:28:23,070 Can I come? 658 00:28:23,470 --> 00:28:25,071 - No. - Why not? 659 00:28:25,071 --> 00:28:28,904 Edie,I know you've been through a lot lately,but I can't hold your hand 24 hours a day. 660 00:28:30,404 --> 00:28:33,371 If you want this relationship to work,you gotta give me some downtime. 661 00:28:41,405 --> 00:28:43,939 Okay,so I managed to get away from Edie. 662 00:28:44,272 --> 00:28:45,539 What do you want? 663 00:28:45,539 --> 00:28:47,639 To get you away from Edie. 664 00:28:58,607 --> 00:29:01,074 Oh,come on. You have to remember your boyfriend joey miller. 665 00:29:01,074 --> 00:29:02,674 You used to chase him around the jungle gym. 666 00:29:02,674 --> 00:29:03,241 Really? 667 00:29:03,341 --> 00:29:06,208 You'd think I would've gone for this guy with the sexy finger up his nose. 668 00:29:06,941 --> 00:29:09,108 So you don't remember any of the kids we used to play with? 669 00:29:09,108 --> 00:29:10,242 No. 670 00:29:10,642 --> 00:29:13,442 To be honest,I don't remember anything about living here. 671 00:29:13,442 --> 00:29:14,775 Really? 672 00:29:16,542 --> 00:29:19,276 So. What is your earliest memory? 673 00:29:20,809 --> 00:29:23,310 I don't know if this is a memory,but. 674 00:29:24,510 --> 00:29:27,043 For years,I've had this creepy dream. 675 00:29:27,610 --> 00:29:29,377 I'm really little, 676 00:29:29,377 --> 00:29:33,044 And there's a guy in my room,and he tries to grab me. 677 00:29:33,511 --> 00:29:35,044 That is creepy. 678 00:29:35,811 --> 00:29:37,478 Have-Have you ever. 679 00:29:37,478 --> 00:29:39,378 Talked to somebody about it? 680 00:29:40,278 --> 00:29:42,045 You mean like a therapist? 681 00:29:42,578 --> 00:29:46,979 My old babysitter suggested that,but my mom got mad and said no. 682 00:29:47,312 --> 00:29:49,479 - Really? - Yeah. 683 00:29:49,979 --> 00:29:51,979 Then she fired the babysitter. 684 00:29:57,013 --> 00:29:58,947 - Susan? - I'm in here. 685 00:29:59,980 --> 00:30:01,647 Uh,your front door was open. 686 00:30:01,814 --> 00:30:02,914 No problem. 687 00:30:02,947 --> 00:30:04,714 Um,what's up? 688 00:30:04,714 --> 00:30:07,847 First,let me just say this is one of the more embarrassing moments of my career, 689 00:30:07,847 --> 00:30:10,081 And you have every right to hate me. 690 00:30:10,381 --> 00:30:12,315 Adam,I have no idea what you're talking about. 691 00:30:12,315 --> 00:30:15,348 Well,your test results came back,and your estrogen levels are fine. 692 00:30:15,348 --> 00:30:16,548 You're not about to start menopause. 693 00:30:16,548 --> 00:30:19,349 Really? That's fantastic! 694 00:30:19,382 --> 00:30:21,782 - There's more. - More? 695 00:30:22,349 --> 00:30:24,082 You're pregnant. 696 00:30:25,216 --> 00:30:27,849 What? Wh-What did he just say? 697 00:30:28,883 --> 00:30:30,716 I'm pregnant? 698 00:30:32,517 --> 00:30:34,583 He said I'm pregnant. 699 00:30:43,218 --> 00:30:45,718 I have never been happier. 700 00:30:46,185 --> 00:30:48,352 Well,now I believe you. 701 00:30:53,985 --> 00:30:55,486 There you are. 702 00:30:55,986 --> 00:30:57,019 I'm sorry. 703 00:30:57,319 --> 00:30:58,853 I got in late last night. I didn't want to wake you. 704 00:30:58,853 --> 00:31:01,086 You don't have to explain. 705 00:31:01,086 --> 00:31:02,520 I trust you. 706 00:31:02,553 --> 00:31:04,653 Well,good. Yoshould. 707 00:31:04,653 --> 00:31:06,953 I just wish you trusted me a bit more. 708 00:31:06,953 --> 00:31:08,153 What are you talking about? 709 00:31:08,220 --> 00:31:10,887 Why didn't you ever tell me about your offshore bank account? 710 00:31:13,121 --> 00:31:14,221 What? 711 00:31:14,621 --> 00:31:18,955 Well,you know,the one in the cayman islands with $10 million in it. 712 00:31:21,688 --> 00:31:24,422 I miss you when you're gone. 713 00:31:25,389 --> 00:31:28,422 Going through your things makes me feel like you're with me. 714 00:31:28,656 --> 00:31:30,722 Okay,um,I know how this looks. 715 00:31:30,756 --> 00:31:31,889 What did you think I was gonna do? 716 00:31:31,889 --> 00:31:33,323 Tell people? 717 00:31:33,323 --> 00:31:36,190 Turn you in? Try to get my little hands on it? 718 00:31:36,823 --> 00:31:39,490 I don't care about money,Carlos. 719 00:31:39,490 --> 00:31:41,557 All I care about is you. 720 00:31:42,424 --> 00:31:45,857 That's why this relationship is going to work. 721 00:31:47,091 --> 00:31:49,491 You can trust me with your secrets, 722 00:31:49,991 --> 00:31:53,825 Just like I can trust you not to hurt me. 723 00:32:03,526 --> 00:32:05,759 There is a certain time of morning. 724 00:32:05,759 --> 00:32:08,226 It occurs after kids have left for school 725 00:32:08,226 --> 00:32:10,793 And husbands have headed off for work. 726 00:32:11,527 --> 00:32:15,994 It's a time when women think of the secrets they've been keeping from their friends. 727 00:32:16,494 --> 00:32:20,327 And how shocked they would be if the truth was discovered. 728 00:32:20,827 --> 00:32:25,295 And how they'll do everything in their power to keep that from happening. 729 00:32:25,761 --> 00:32:29,528 But what of those lucky women who have no secrets left to keep? 730 00:32:29,628 --> 00:32:31,795 What do they think about every morning? 731 00:32:31,795 --> 00:32:33,229 Hey! 732 00:32:34,929 --> 00:32:37,062 Is something wrong? 733 00:32:38,129 --> 00:32:39,563 It's just. 734 00:32:39,563 --> 00:32:41,696 Dylan and I used to be best friends. 735 00:32:42,263 --> 00:32:44,263 I mean,we did everything together. 736 00:32:44,296 --> 00:32:46,697 I know. She was like a sister to you. 737 00:32:46,697 --> 00:32:48,130 Well. 738 00:32:48,697 --> 00:32:50,930 That girl that I've been hanging out with. 739 00:32:50,930 --> 00:32:54,297 And I know this is gonna sound crazy,but. 740 00:32:55,164 --> 00:32:57,098 That's not the same girl. 741 00:33:03,132 --> 00:33:06,232 These women spend their mornings thinking of their neighbors 742 00:33:06,232 --> 00:33:09,099 And the secrets. They may be keeping. 743 00:33:16,033 --> 00:33:17,766 There you are. I've been calling you. 744 00:33:24,800 --> 00:33:26,801 - Is this the room? - Yes. 745 00:33:28,134 --> 00:33:30,201 Dylan's been asking me if she can move in here. 746 00:33:30,268 --> 00:33:31,635 So let her. 747 00:33:32,435 --> 00:33:34,435 You may remember what happened here,but she can't. 748 00:33:34,435 --> 00:33:35,968 Doesn't matter. 749 00:33:36,368 --> 00:33:38,902 - I won't allow it - Hey,you okay? 750 00:33:39,869 --> 00:33:42,036 Did we make a mistak coming back here? 751 00:33:42,369 --> 00:33:44,236 Did we have a choice?