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Previously on Weeds.

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Hello.

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- Hi.
- My son.

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- Tim and I were just gonna play a game.
- I'm just not really very good at games.

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My mom is. I guess she's a lot smarter than you.

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Kesheshian says "goodbye".

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- Peter? He's dead?
- Yes!

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Agent Fundis, DEA. I'm here to talk
about Peter Scottson. I'm his partner.

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The one who burps?

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I get stares. Children cry and run away.

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Give a friend of mine a call.

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We're shooting a movie
in one of our empty houses. Needs a caterer.

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I'd like to solve the mystery
of the school that receives federal funding,

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yet promotes a religious curriculum in direct
violation of Church-State separation mandates.

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Sit down, Shane Botwin.

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I have cancer.

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Puppies are coming off, Nance.

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After reconstructive surgery,
you're gonna feel good as new.

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I'm separated. Dancing my way to divorce.

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You're gonna help me celebrate.

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My last two relationships,
both guys ended up dead.

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Captain?

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All right, Fundis, tell me a story.

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Er, a man flying a kite found Scottson.

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We think he was stuffed in a drainpipe,

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till a grate busted in the rain, and...

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up came Pete.

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- Can't you take something for that?
- I've tried everything.

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Well, pop a fucking breath mint.

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What did you eat, pastrami?

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- On rye, sir.
- What else, Fundis?

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Well, close-range shot
to the head.

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- It's ugly.
- Who, why, when?

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I've been trying to figure that out
since he went missing.

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You know, retracing his steps, asking...

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- What's that?
- Summer reading from Internal Affairs.

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Quite the ripping yarn.

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"Retracing his steps"?
How about "covering your ass"?

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You got another story
you want to tell me, Fundis?

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My career just took a swan dive
into a shit can.

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I want to thank you for that.
Pete, too, since it appears he was the brains

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But good thing for us
he turned up the way he did,

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and we don't have to get honest.

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So here's the new story, Agent Asshole
Motherfucker Choke-on-my-dick.

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You got three days
to find whatever money is left over

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from your little side business.

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And before you clean out your locker
for early retirement,

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take your uniform to the dry-cleaner's.

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Cos we have a fucking hero
to stick in the ground.

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Peter Scottson served with dignity
and honour

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in one of our most difficult jobs.

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And for those of us here today,
there will be no rest

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until those who put him here
are brought to justice.

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Dear Lord,

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we sadly send you another son in blue.

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In the name of the Father,
the Son, and the Holy Ghost. Amen.

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Amen.

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Oh, God.

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- Hello?
- What are you wearing?

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You gave me the day off, boss.

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Oh, come on. Indulge a pervert.

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Black dress, black shoes, black everything.

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- I bet you look better in red.
- Not appropriate for faking grief.

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Don't know what that means. Don't care.

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- I bought you a gift.
- No, you should take it back.

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Don't you want to know what it is?

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It's my day off.

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When are we gonna have sex again?

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When I'm feeling desperate again.

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And when do you think that might be?

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You get lost on your way to Forest Lawn?

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Never knew the man.

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- Is Conrad around?
- Do you see Conrad?

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How about one time, just for laughs,
I'll ask you a question,

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and you maybe answer me,
you know, like a human?

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What can I say?
You bring out the "fuck you" in me.

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Fine. Moving on.
Bringing good news. You're free.

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Abe Lincoln beat you to it.
What else you got?

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I took care of your debt.
You don't owe Marvin anything.

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You're gonna have trouble moving your shit
on the streets, but you still have me.

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I have a new territory opening up
three times the size of Agrestic, so...

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You're welcome.

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No thanks necessary, since I assume

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none are coming.

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- What's that?
- I'm making a buy.

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Little Miss Nancy Do-good.

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Burying her boyfriend
and back to dealing dime bags.

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All things in their proper place.

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Yeah, praise Jesus, blah, blah, blah.

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Oh, am I boring you?

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Well, I will stop wasting your precious time.

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We're a bulk business now,

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so you can take your little milk money
down to the corner.

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- Can I talk to Conrad?
- He's over with the pot clubs.

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Large customers with large money.

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Now, you come back with five figures,
and we'll do business.

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Hell,

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I'll even throw in a fountain.

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Oh, hey, Nance.

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Doug, you're cooking in my kitchen.

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- There's a reason for that?
- Andy's on set. I'm helping him out.

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Oh, that's nice.

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Oh, that's from the tall one.
Leif Garretty, Blue Lagoon-ish?

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- Silas?
- Yeah. Said you were out of weed,

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then he took off with a blonde.
Tiny tits, big cross?

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- Tara.
- And your other one,

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- Big vocab, creepy eyes?
- Shane.

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He's outside with what's-her-name.

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- Celia's dyke.
- Isabelle.

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- Hey, Mrs. Botwin.
- Hello, Isabelle, Shane.

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- An unlikely duo.
- We've bonded through sin.

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And school suspension.

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- As in...
- Don't come back until you love Jesus.

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- They call it reflection.
- And we got three days of it.

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And how are we going to reflect?

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Wii tournament.

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Oh, my first pay check!

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Ha!

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My son's bringing in more money than I am.

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Any chance I could borrow $10,000?

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How fast can you turn it around?

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Seriously? Turn it around in a month.
You got 10 grand?

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If you could form a dummy corp.
And I form a dummy corp.

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You find a supplier to accept the check,
I know an accountant/councilman

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- With access to a civic investment portfolio...
- Can you do it?

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- Have before.
- Do it.

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Make it $50,000.

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"Aguatecture. " What is that, a colonic spa?

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- Shane, where's your karate contact sheet?
- Drawer by the coffee maker.

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All right, Lex, come on, baby.
Big finish. Big finish.

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Let's show them how they do it
in Jersey, baby.

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Oh, yes! Lovely, people.

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- Cut! Cut!
- Is there any more?

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Let's take a break.
Everybody, rinse out. We'll be back in 10.

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Wow, Paul. Great scene.
You're really an artist.

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Well, thanks.
We don't hear that enough in this business.

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And that's a tragedy.
I mean, the genre's been hijacked

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by amateurs, sure,
but when I see your attention to detail,

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the framing, the risks you take,
it makes this viewer...

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I guess you should know,
I've always wanted to...

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Be in porn? Every caterer does.

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Well, I think I could be great.

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Look, I respect your ambition,

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and I'd love to make it happen for you,

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but I work with gods.

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Jessica, she comes like a fountain.

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Lex is packing a fucking Buick.

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It's all about that something special
in this business.

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What makes you special, Andy?

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Footfuckers, scene one. "A" camera, mark.

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And action.

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Coming!

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Hello.

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I have a package for Mrs. Dowling.
Are you authorised to sign for it?

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Your feet must be aching
from all the walking around that you do.

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Well, it is a lot of walking.

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Well, why don't you come inside
and take your shoes off?

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That's right. Use your something special,
kid. Show me what you got.

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Use that big toe! That's fucking great!

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Footfuckers 2: Viva Las Vegas.
Scene one. "A" camera, mark.

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And action.

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Coming!

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Room service.

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I ordered that about two hours ago.

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I'm sorry, ma'am. The elevator got stuck.
I had to climb all 43 floors to get here.

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Well, your feet must be killing you.

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There's a huge market
for fetish videos in Eastern Europe.

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You're gonna be a huge star in Belarus.

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- I mean, huge!
- Oh, yeah!

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Good! Good! Get dirty, Andy! Get dirty!

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I finish with the backyard, Mrs. Dowling.

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- OK, OK, thrust, thrust!
- Oh, cramping, cramping!

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- Cut!
- Ow, ow, ow!

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Well, if it isn't the Music Man of Majestic.

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My partner in altruistic bullshit.

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How are you this afternoon,
Councilwoman?

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Smiling.

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- You got my gift?
- Not why I'm smiling.

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But, yes, I did.

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Piece of advice.

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Never send a woman a dress
she might not fit into.

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- Did you try it on?
- It's a size 2.

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Flattering and annoying at the same time.

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I thought your breasts
would look good in red.

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Well, it's a nice thought.

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Listen, I want to see you.

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Wear whatever dress you want,
or no dress at all.

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I'm almost divorced.

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Mazel tov.

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Would you like to help me celebrate?

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You know where I live.

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I do. I do, indeed. See you, Councilwoman.

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- Sure you want to do this?
- Yeah.

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All right, hold it up to your mouth,
and I'll light it.

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- How is it?
- It's...

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- It's kind of gross.
- Do you feel anything different?

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I feel like I want to brush my teeth.

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- Maybe it's bad shit.
- But my dad gets it from your mom.

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You know my mom's a drug dealer?

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I saw her come over once.

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I didn't tell anyone.

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I won't tell anyone.

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Thanks.

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- You gonna try it?
- Yeah.

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This is that moment
where I finally become cool, right?

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No. Just stoned.

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Stop it, stop it!

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Stop it!

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That's very funny, Tim. Open the door.

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Open the fucking door! OK.

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No, look, please.

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You don't talk to me.
You can't talk to me.

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That's my fault, too.

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Tim! Jesus!

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Oh, my God, are you OK?

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- Your kid's not OK!
- I'm so sorry.

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Get some help for him!

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- Is it OK if I have one of your cigarettes?
- It's OK if you help your kid!

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- I'm really sorry. I'm really sorry.
- Yeah, you say that all the time!

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No, hey, hey, I have the money.

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I just went in to get a quarter. Hello?

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You know what?
Fuck you, OK? Fuck you!

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Thanks. That was my first boob.

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How was it?

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Good.

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Do you want to touch my, you know...

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Not really into penises.

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- Why haven't we ever hung out before?
- I don't know.

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My mom hates your mom?

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I think my mom's secretly in love
with your mom.

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I think my dad loved me
more than my mom does.

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My mom's a bitch.

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But I miss her.
I don't know why.

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Do you feel stoned?

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I guess.

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- I don't see what the big deal is.
- Yeah.

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I prefer beer.

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I prefer touching your boob.

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You want to make a buy?

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I said, would you like to make a buy?

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All right, let's... Let's just cut.

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Cut!

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You did great, kid.
You really did. Come on up.

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You got your foot in the door.
Or, in this case, your foot in Jessica.

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- Hey, go get Lex.
- Wait, wait, wait. That's it?

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Thanks for the foot, warm up the hot dogs?

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- I've been working all day.
- What do you want, a medal?

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It's a job.
And, yeah, go warm up the hot dogs.

251
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Well, that's bullshit.

252
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Hey, I'm talking to you, Paul St. Moritz!

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I always stood up for pornography.

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I believed in it.
I thought it provided an essential service.

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Light up a young person's imagination,

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help a sexless marriage,
keep a predator off the street!

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I thought porn was magical.
Now, I see it for what it really is.

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It's a flesh factory
and we are all slabs of meat.

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Lex here is not
an unbelievably enormous dick.

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And I'm not a foot.

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- You're not a foot, Andy.
- Thanks, Lex. We're human beings.

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I gave you my something special,
and you ate it.

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You took something beautiful,
like Jessica's vagina,

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and you made it just a place to put a foot.

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You need to do some soul-searching,
my friend.

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This whole industry does.

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It exploits, it dehumanises,
it degrades men.

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- Everybody back to one.
- Back to one!

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This is from Nancy.

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- First time I ever took a cheque.
- She said she wants her fountain.

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Conrad!

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- And what's your name?
- Judah.

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And this is...

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- Sunshine.
- Is that right?

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Well, Mr. Judah, Ms. Sunshine,

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you tell the City of Agrestic we're impressed.

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And you tell Nancy, if this cheque bounces,

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- She better start running.
- I'll do that.

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Stop.

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- I want to, but I can't.
- Stop.

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I have cancer. I had cancer.

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They cut them off.

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These are...

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spare parts.

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I don't care.

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- No, I need to leave my top on.
- Celia Hodes,

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you're a smart, ambitious, sexy woman.

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I'm embarrassed.

289
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I haven't gotten hard on my own for two years.

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- I've been popping magical boner pills.
- Magical boner pills?

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Yeah.

292
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I took one in your driveway half an hour ago.

293
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Do you like my penis any less?

294
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No. No, I don't.

295
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We're used.

296
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It doesn't mean we can't be sexy.

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Doesn't mean we can't,
pardon my language,

298
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fuck like bunnies.

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Cool.

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If I still had feeling in my nipple,
I bet that would be amazing.

301
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All right, enough. Listen to me.

302
00:23:00,560 --> 00:23:02,391
I barely know you,

303
00:23:02,480 --> 00:23:04,198
but the first time I saw you,

304
00:23:04,280 --> 00:23:08,068
there was something about you
that was so familiar.

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Familiar in the best way.

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Like we shared something, like...

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we had a secret.

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I just want to know you. I don't know why.

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I just do.

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OK. Stop talking.

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- Hello.
- Hi.

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Mrs. Botwin.

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- That's me.
- I'm Valerie.

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You want to take a step up
to the x-ray machine?

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OK.

316
00:23:52,840 --> 00:23:53,829
You're the doctor?

317
00:23:53,920 --> 00:23:57,037
Oh, no, doctor's at lunch.
I just take the x-rays.

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00:23:57,960 --> 00:24:00,554
- You can take out your breast.
- What?

319
00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:03,758
Oh, right, right.

320
00:24:03,840 --> 00:24:06,070
Mammogram's nothing to be nervous about.

321
00:24:06,160 --> 00:24:09,232
- It'll be over in a minute.
- Right. Sorry.

322
00:24:09,920 --> 00:24:11,035
I'm sorry.

323
00:24:11,120 --> 00:24:14,032
Why are you apologising?
You've got great breasts.

324
00:24:14,120 --> 00:24:16,509
- These?
- You should see some of the jugs we get.

325
00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:17,635
Gravity's cruel.

326
00:24:17,720 --> 00:24:19,836
All right, lift up your breast

327
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and get as much of it
onto the plate as you can.

328
00:24:22,280 --> 00:24:23,554
- Erm...
- All right?

329
00:24:23,640 --> 00:24:25,790
Just get it all on there. Just spread it out.

330
00:24:25,880 --> 00:24:28,440
- No. No.
- Just right on there.

331
00:24:28,520 --> 00:24:31,830
Yeah, no, that's great. That's great.
OK, now you're gonna feel...

332
00:24:31,920 --> 00:24:35,515
- Really?
...a little bit of pressure when I lower the top.

333
00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:37,909
- And... smush.
- Aah...

334
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:41,310
OK, I know it's probably uncomfortable,
but I'm fast.

335
00:24:48,800 --> 00:24:50,756
Do you like this job?

336
00:24:53,560 --> 00:24:57,109
- Are you locked in?
- Oh, yeah. Ready to go.

337
00:24:58,160 --> 00:24:59,673
I know who you are.

338
00:25:02,640 --> 00:25:03,914
Excuse me?

339
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:05,911
I...

340
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:07,831
know...

341
00:25:07,920 --> 00:25:09,990
who...

342
00:25:10,080 --> 00:25:11,195
you...

343
00:25:11,280 --> 00:25:12,508
are.

344
00:25:18,840 --> 00:25:22,674
So, Nancy Botwin, why are you here?

345
00:25:23,640 --> 00:25:25,471
And what do you want?

346
00:25:25,560 --> 00:25:28,438
And why the fuck are you stalking me?