1 00:00:02,183 --> 00:00:03,183 Hello. 2 00:00:03,649 --> 00:00:04,964 - Hi. - My son. 3 00:00:05,145 --> 00:00:06,737 Tim and I were just gonna play a game. 4 00:00:06,875 --> 00:00:08,550 I'm just not really very good at games. 5 00:00:08,736 --> 00:00:11,325 Well, my mom is. I guess she's a lot smarter than you. 6 00:00:11,598 --> 00:00:12,822 Kesheshian says goodbye. 7 00:00:12,925 --> 00:00:14,824 - Peter... he's dead? - Yes! 8 00:00:14,978 --> 00:00:16,372 Agent Fundis, D.E.A. 9 00:00:16,494 --> 00:00:18,124 I'm here to talk about Peter Scottson. 10 00:00:18,472 --> 00:00:20,489 - I'm his partner. - The one who burps? 11 00:00:21,181 --> 00:00:24,095 I get stares. Children cry and run away. 12 00:00:24,195 --> 00:00:25,692 Want you to give a friend of mine a call. 13 00:00:25,795 --> 00:00:27,953 We're shooting a movie in one of our empty houses. 14 00:00:28,131 --> 00:00:29,135 Needs a caterer. 15 00:00:29,320 --> 00:00:31,390 I'd like to solve the mystery of the school 16 00:00:31,513 --> 00:00:32,722 that receives federal funding 17 00:00:32,948 --> 00:00:35,933 yet permits a religious curriculum in direct violation 18 00:00:36,118 --> 00:00:38,227 of church/state separation mandates. 19 00:00:38,442 --> 00:00:40,028 Sit down, Shane Botwin. 20 00:00:40,407 --> 00:00:41,500 I have cancer. 21 00:00:41,830 --> 00:00:43,107 Puppies are coming off, Nance. 22 00:00:43,268 --> 00:00:46,736 After reconstructive surgery, you're gonna feel good as new. 23 00:00:47,123 --> 00:00:50,897 I'm separated, dancing my way to divorce. 24 00:00:51,140 --> 00:00:52,643 You're gonna help me celebrate. 25 00:00:53,171 --> 00:00:56,381 My last two relationships... both guys ended up dead. 26 00:00:56,823 --> 00:01:00,334 Weeds - Season 3 Episode 8 The Two Mrs. Scottsons 27 00:01:02,033 --> 00:01:04,963 Transcript by testexam 28 00:01:05,282 --> 00:01:09,282 Synch : Macanto / [dx] Michvanilly / San-A 29 00:01:59,518 --> 00:02:00,519 Captain. 30 00:02:03,918 --> 00:02:06,149 All right, Fundis, tell me a story. 31 00:02:08,882 --> 00:02:11,612 A man flying a kite found Scottson. 32 00:02:11,938 --> 00:02:14,135 We think he was stuffed in a drainpipe 33 00:02:14,393 --> 00:02:16,273 until a grate busted in the rain and... 34 00:02:17,322 --> 00:02:18,326 Up came Pete. 35 00:02:19,771 --> 00:02:21,298 Can't you take something for that? 36 00:02:21,469 --> 00:02:22,584 I've tried everything, Captain. 37 00:02:22,737 --> 00:02:24,943 Well, pop a fuckin'breath mint. 38 00:02:25,616 --> 00:02:28,086 - What did you eat, pastrami? - On rye, Sir. 39 00:02:28,204 --> 00:02:29,208 What else, Fundis? 40 00:02:29,342 --> 00:02:32,077 Well, a close-range shot to the head. 41 00:02:32,524 --> 00:02:33,529 It's ugly. 44 00:02:38,476 --> 00:02:41,489 You know, retracing his steps, asking... 45 00:02:45,937 --> 00:02:46,942 What's that? 46 00:02:47,082 --> 00:02:49,190 Summer reading from internal affairs. 47 00:02:49,444 --> 00:02:51,085 Quite the ripping yarn. 48 00:02:55,248 --> 00:02:56,616 Retracing his steps? 49 00:02:56,922 --> 00:02:58,540 How about covering your ass? 50 00:02:58,696 --> 00:03:00,968 You got another story you want to tell me, Fundis? 51 00:03:02,035 --> 00:03:05,097 My career just took a swan dive into a shitcan. 52 00:03:05,617 --> 00:03:06,958 I want to thank you for that. 53 00:03:07,064 --> 00:03:08,235 I'd like to thank Pete, too, 54 00:03:08,338 --> 00:03:09,754 since it appears he was the brains 55 00:03:09,857 --> 00:03:13,282 behind the skimming, extortion, wiretapping, 56 00:03:13,396 --> 00:03:16,014 evidence-planting operation you two had going. 57 00:03:16,125 --> 00:03:18,205 But good thing for us he turned up the way he did 58 00:03:18,337 --> 00:03:19,722 and we don't have to get honest. 59 00:03:20,029 --> 00:03:21,283 So here's the new story, 60 00:03:21,388 --> 00:03:23,851 agent asshole motherfucker choke-on-my-dick. 61 00:03:24,080 --> 00:03:27,143 You got three days to find whatever money is left over 62 00:03:27,245 --> 00:03:28,609 from your little side business, 63 00:03:28,711 --> 00:03:31,587 and before you clean out your locker for early retirement, 64 00:03:31,797 --> 00:03:34,084 take your uniform to the dry cleaner's 65 00:03:34,324 --> 00:03:37,922 'cause we have a fucking hero to stick in the ground. 66 00:03:41,731 --> 00:03:44,666 Peter Scottson served with dignity and honor 67 00:03:45,208 --> 00:03:46,984 in one of our most difficult jobs. 68 00:03:48,095 --> 00:03:50,837 And for those of us here today, there will be no rest 69 00:03:51,323 --> 00:03:53,881 until those who put him here are brought to justice. 70 00:03:54,410 --> 00:03:55,415 Dear Lord... 71 00:03:56,442 --> 00:03:58,427 We sadly send you another son in blue. 72 00:03:59,087 --> 00:04:01,538 In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost. 73 00:04:02,149 --> 00:04:03,154 Amen. 74 00:04:28,062 --> 00:04:29,067 Hello? 75 00:04:29,208 --> 00:04:30,390 What are you wearing? 76 00:04:31,046 --> 00:04:32,656 You gave me the day off, boss. 77 00:04:33,030 --> 00:04:34,964 Oh, come on. Indulge a pervert. 78 00:04:36,711 --> 00:04:39,170 Black dress, black shoes, black everything. 79 00:04:39,907 --> 00:04:41,220 Bet you look better in red. 80 00:04:41,588 --> 00:04:43,181 Not appropriate for faking grief. 81 00:04:43,457 --> 00:04:45,057 Don't know what that means. Don't care. 82 00:04:45,536 --> 00:04:47,712 - I bought you a gift. - You should take it back. 83 00:04:48,346 --> 00:04:49,805 Don't you want to know what it is? 84 00:04:51,225 --> 00:04:52,249 It's my day off. 85 00:04:54,125 --> 00:04:55,772 When are we gonna have sex again? 86 00:04:56,711 --> 00:04:58,821 When I'm feeling desperate again. 87 00:05:00,222 --> 00:05:01,783 And when do you think that might be? 88 00:05:53,884 --> 00:05:56,115 You get lost on your way to forest lawn? 89 00:05:59,768 --> 00:06:00,866 Never knew the man. 90 00:06:03,414 --> 00:06:04,651 Is Conrad around? 91 00:06:05,235 --> 00:06:06,324 Do you see Conrad? 92 00:06:09,733 --> 00:06:11,703 How about one time... just for laughs... 93 00:06:11,805 --> 00:06:14,175 I'll ask you a question, and you maybe answer me, 94 00:06:14,305 --> 00:06:15,731 you know, like a human? 95 00:06:16,039 --> 00:06:17,059 What can I say? 96 00:06:17,707 --> 00:06:19,485 You bring out the "fuck you" in me. 97 00:06:20,072 --> 00:06:21,944 Fine. Moving on. 98 00:06:22,090 --> 00:06:23,813 Bringing good news. You're free. 99 00:06:24,108 --> 00:06:25,992 Abe Lincoln beat you to it. What else you got? 100 00:06:26,573 --> 00:06:27,577 I took care of your debt. 101 00:06:28,706 --> 00:06:29,954 You don't owe Marvin anything. 102 00:06:30,150 --> 00:06:31,544 I mean, you're gonna have trouble 103 00:06:31,645 --> 00:06:34,130 moving your shit on the streets, but you still have me. 104 00:06:34,365 --> 00:06:35,877 I have a new territory opening up, 105 00:06:36,078 --> 00:06:38,240 three times the size of Agrestic, so... 106 00:06:39,491 --> 00:06:40,541 You're welcome. 107 00:06:42,036 --> 00:06:44,394 No thanks necessary, since I assume... 108 00:06:46,540 --> 00:06:47,638 None are coming. 109 00:06:50,411 --> 00:06:52,639 - What's that? - I'm making a buy. 110 00:06:52,847 --> 00:06:57,139 Little miss Nancy do-good burying her boyfriend 111 00:06:57,285 --> 00:06:59,266 and back to dealing dime bags. 112 00:07:00,130 --> 00:07:01,961 All things in their proper place. 113 00:07:03,180 --> 00:07:04,769 Praise Jesus, blah, blah, blah... 114 00:07:05,065 --> 00:07:06,429 Oh, am I boring you? 115 00:07:07,143 --> 00:07:09,816 Well, I will stop wasting your precious time. 116 00:07:10,578 --> 00:07:11,909 We're a bulk business now, 117 00:07:12,059 --> 00:07:14,834 so you can take your little milk money down to the corner. 118 00:07:15,041 --> 00:07:17,822 - Can I talk to Conrad? - He's over with the pot clubs. 119 00:07:20,697 --> 00:07:23,216 Large customers with large money. 120 00:07:23,535 --> 00:07:25,760 Now, you come back with five figures, 121 00:07:26,153 --> 00:07:27,337 and we'll do business. 122 00:07:28,858 --> 00:07:29,860 Hell... 123 00:07:31,350 --> 00:07:33,086 I'll even throw in a fountain. 124 00:07:47,532 --> 00:07:48,574 Hey, Nance. 125 00:07:48,866 --> 00:07:49,872 Doug. 126 00:07:50,334 --> 00:07:52,048 Cooking in my kitchen. 127 00:07:53,330 --> 00:07:54,372 There's a reason for that. 128 00:07:54,626 --> 00:07:56,249 Andy's on set. I'm helping him out. 129 00:07:56,509 --> 00:07:58,217 Oh, that's nice. 130 00:07:59,746 --> 00:08:00,994 Oh, that's from the tall one. 131 00:08:01,177 --> 00:08:03,053 Leif garrett-y, "blue lagoon-ish." 132 00:08:05,124 --> 00:08:07,167 Said you were out of weed, then took off with a blonde, 133 00:08:07,270 --> 00:08:09,137 - tiny tits, big cross. - Tara. 134 00:08:09,376 --> 00:08:12,265 And your other one, big vocab, creepy eyes. 135 00:08:13,073 --> 00:08:14,494 He's outside with what's-her-name. 136 00:08:15,883 --> 00:08:17,426 - Celia's dyke. - Isabelle. 137 00:08:19,160 --> 00:08:20,165 Hey, Mrs. Botwin. 138 00:08:21,034 --> 00:08:22,577 Hello, Isabelle, Shane. 139 00:08:23,611 --> 00:08:24,750 An unlikely duo. 140 00:08:24,854 --> 00:08:26,159 We've bonded through sin. 141 00:08:26,326 --> 00:08:27,443 And school suspension. 142 00:08:27,826 --> 00:08:30,412 - Suspension as in... - Don't come back until you love Jesus. 143 00:08:30,514 --> 00:08:32,741 - They call it reflection. - And we got three days of it. 144 00:08:35,030 --> 00:08:36,355 And how are we going to reflect? 145 00:08:37,132 --> 00:08:38,136 Wii tournament. 146 00:08:40,070 --> 00:08:41,165 My first paycheck! 147 00:08:50,163 --> 00:08:52,330 My son's bringing in more money than I am. 148 00:08:57,046 --> 00:08:59,353 Any chance I could borrow $10,000? 149 00:09:00,912 --> 00:09:02,238 How fast can you turn it around? 150 00:09:03,225 --> 00:09:05,679 Seriously? I'll turn it around in a month. 151 00:09:06,418 --> 00:09:07,800 You got 10 grand? 152 00:09:08,650 --> 00:09:10,861 If you could form a dummy corp and I form a dummy corp 153 00:09:10,967 --> 00:09:13,339 and you can find a supplier to accept the check, I know an 154 00:09:13,456 --> 00:09:14,760 accountant/councilman 155 00:09:15,065 --> 00:09:16,760 with access to a certain civic investment 156 00:09:16,865 --> 00:09:18,098 - portfolio - can you do it? 157 00:09:18,462 --> 00:09:20,693 - have before. - Do it. 158 00:09:23,835 --> 00:09:24,845 Make it $50,000. 159 00:09:26,019 --> 00:09:27,029 Aguatecture. 160 00:09:27,814 --> 00:09:28,980 What is that, a colonic spa? 161 00:09:29,095 --> 00:09:30,786 Shane, where's your karate contact sheet? 162 00:09:30,926 --> 00:09:32,500 Drawer by the coffee maker. 163 00:09:47,194 --> 00:09:48,920 All right, Lex, come on, baby. 164 00:09:49,294 --> 00:09:50,346 Big finish. 165 00:09:50,447 --> 00:09:52,372 Show them how they do it in jersey, baby. 166 00:09:52,748 --> 00:09:55,101 Oh, yes! Lovely, people! 167 00:09:55,206 --> 00:09:56,498 Cut! Cut! 168 00:09:57,414 --> 00:09:59,926 Let's take a break. Everybody, rinse out. 169 00:10:00,032 --> 00:10:02,390 - We'll be back in 10. - Wow Paul, great scene. 170 00:10:02,496 --> 00:10:03,670 You're really an artist. 171 00:10:04,304 --> 00:10:06,923 Well, thanks. We don't hear that enough in this business. 172 00:10:07,094 --> 00:10:11,559 And that's a tragedy. I mean, the genre's been hijacked by amateurs, sure, 173 00:10:11,689 --> 00:10:14,217 but when I see your attention to detail... 174 00:10:14,581 --> 00:10:16,164 the framing, the risks you take... 175 00:10:16,270 --> 00:10:17,632 it makes this viewer... 176 00:10:20,086 --> 00:10:21,208 I guess you should know. 177 00:10:21,314 --> 00:10:23,193 - I've always wanted to... - Be in porn? 178 00:10:23,897 --> 00:10:25,209 Every caterer does. 179 00:10:26,043 --> 00:10:27,886 Well, I think I could be great. 180 00:10:28,344 --> 00:10:30,388 Look, I respect your ambition, 181 00:10:30,799 --> 00:10:34,120 and I'd love to make it happen for you, but I work with gods. 182 00:10:34,824 --> 00:10:36,351 Jessica, she comes like a fountain. 183 00:10:37,149 --> 00:10:38,731 Lex is packing a fucking Buick. 184 00:10:39,377 --> 00:10:41,999 It's all about that something special in this business. 185 00:10:44,065 --> 00:10:45,385 What makes you special, Andy? 186 00:10:50,216 --> 00:10:52,099 "Footfuckers," scene 1, "A" camera, mark. 187 00:10:52,780 --> 00:10:53,782 And action. 188 00:10:54,844 --> 00:10:55,865 Coming! 189 00:11:00,675 --> 00:11:01,677 Hello. 190 00:11:02,415 --> 00:11:04,211 I have a package for Mrs. Dowling. 191 00:11:04,317 --> 00:11:05,961 Are you authorized to sign for it? 192 00:11:06,924 --> 00:11:08,779 Your feet must be aching 193 00:11:08,885 --> 00:11:10,578 from all the walking around that you do. 194 00:11:10,942 --> 00:11:12,363 Well, there's a lot of walking. 195 00:11:13,244 --> 00:11:16,177 Well, why don't you come inside and, uh... Take your shoes off? 196 00:11:17,751 --> 00:11:18,761 Oh, that's right. 197 00:11:19,348 --> 00:11:21,577 Use your something special, kid. show me what you got. 198 00:11:22,926 --> 00:11:23,935 Use that big toe! 199 00:11:24,957 --> 00:11:26,007 That's fucking great! 200 00:11:26,277 --> 00:11:29,606 "Foot Fuckers 2: Viva Las Vegas" Scene 1, "a" camera, mark. 201 00:11:30,301 --> 00:11:31,319 And action. 202 00:11:32,246 --> 00:11:33,256 Coming! 203 00:11:36,209 --> 00:11:37,266 Room service. 204 00:11:38,099 --> 00:11:40,001 I ordered that about two hours ago. 205 00:11:40,107 --> 00:11:42,115 I'm sorry, ma'am, the elevator got stuck. 206 00:11:42,221 --> 00:11:44,653 I had to climb all 43 floors to get here. 207 00:11:45,486 --> 00:11:46,936 Well, your feet must be killing you. 208 00:11:47,041 --> 00:11:50,483 Listen, there's a huge market for these fetish videos, mostly eastern Europe. 209 00:11:50,589 --> 00:11:52,755 You're gonna be a huge star in Belarus. 210 00:11:52,855 --> 00:11:54,039 I mean, huge! 211 00:11:54,685 --> 00:11:57,385 Good! Good! Get dirty, Andy! Get dirty! 212 00:12:00,859 --> 00:12:02,867 I finish with the backyard, Mrs. Dowling. 213 00:12:02,996 --> 00:12:04,334 Okay, okay, thrust. 214 00:12:05,191 --> 00:12:07,869 - Thrust! - Oh, cramping, cramping, cramping! 215 00:12:23,762 --> 00:12:26,568 Well, if it isn't the music man of Majestic. 216 00:12:26,838 --> 00:12:29,011 My partner in altruistic bullshit. 217 00:12:29,187 --> 00:12:31,106 How are you this afternoon, councilwoman? 218 00:12:32,269 --> 00:12:33,795 Smiling. 219 00:12:34,746 --> 00:12:35,749 You got my gift? 220 00:12:36,043 --> 00:12:37,499 Not why I'm smiling. 221 00:12:37,910 --> 00:12:39,047 But, yes, I did. 222 00:12:40,503 --> 00:12:41,642 Piece of advice... 223 00:12:42,696 --> 00:12:46,994 never send a woman a dress she might not fit into. 224 00:12:48,008 --> 00:12:50,109 - Did you try it on? - It's a size 2. 225 00:12:50,767 --> 00:12:53,127 Flattering and annoying at the same time. 226 00:12:54,146 --> 00:12:56,036 I thought your breasts would look good in red. 227 00:12:58,002 --> 00:13:00,820 Well, it's a nice thought. 228 00:13:01,372 --> 00:13:03,791 Listen... I want to see you. 229 00:13:04,225 --> 00:13:06,924 Wear whatever dress you want or no dress at all. 230 00:13:07,429 --> 00:13:08,733 I'm almost divorced. 231 00:13:09,402 --> 00:13:10,433 Mazel tov. 232 00:13:10,621 --> 00:13:11,625 Would you... 233 00:13:11,730 --> 00:13:13,179 Like to help me celebrate? 234 00:13:15,997 --> 00:13:17,418 You know where I live. 235 00:13:18,697 --> 00:13:20,776 I do. I do, indeed. 236 00:13:21,222 --> 00:13:22,297 See you, councilwoman. 237 00:13:28,329 --> 00:13:29,714 Are you sure you want to do this? 238 00:13:29,879 --> 00:13:30,912 Yeah. 239 00:13:31,206 --> 00:13:33,413 All right, hold it up to your mouth and I'll light it. 240 00:13:38,043 --> 00:13:39,677 - How is it? - It's... 241 00:13:40,621 --> 00:13:41,698 kind of gross. 242 00:13:43,015 --> 00:13:44,213 You feel anything different? 243 00:13:44,495 --> 00:13:46,655 I feel like I want to brush my teeth. 244 00:13:47,196 --> 00:13:48,201 Maybe it's bad shit. 245 00:13:48,577 --> 00:13:50,151 But my dad gets it from your mom. 246 00:13:55,005 --> 00:13:58,891 You know... My mom's... A drug dealer? 247 00:14:00,688 --> 00:14:01,833 I saw her come over once. 248 00:14:03,771 --> 00:14:05,175 I didn't tell anyone. 249 00:14:06,925 --> 00:14:08,345 I won't tell anyone. 250 00:14:09,848 --> 00:14:11,424 Thanks. 251 00:14:15,193 --> 00:14:16,193 You gonna try it? 252 00:14:16,604 --> 00:14:17,613 Yeah. 253 00:14:18,940 --> 00:14:21,224 This is that moment where I finally become cool, right? 254 00:14:22,023 --> 00:14:23,032 No. 255 00:14:23,161 --> 00:14:24,180 Just stoned. 256 00:15:03,907 --> 00:15:04,925 Stop it. 257 00:15:17,691 --> 00:15:19,816 That's very funny, Tim. Open the door. 258 00:15:21,284 --> 00:15:22,846 Open the fucking door! 259 00:15:36,155 --> 00:15:37,216 You don't talk to me. 260 00:15:37,329 --> 00:15:40,218 - You can talk to me about anything. - No, I don't want to talk to you! 261 00:17:57,839 --> 00:17:59,839 Thanks. that was my first boob. 262 00:18:00,944 --> 00:18:02,051 How was it? 263 00:18:03,244 --> 00:18:04,255 Good. 264 00:18:08,805 --> 00:18:11,257 Do you want to touch my... you know? 265 00:18:11,995 --> 00:18:13,897 Not really into penises. 266 00:18:20,532 --> 00:18:22,490 Why haven't we ever hung out before? 267 00:18:22,975 --> 00:18:24,033 I don't know. 268 00:18:24,904 --> 00:18:26,271 My mom hates your mom? 269 00:18:27,995 --> 00:18:30,833 I think my mom's secretly in love with your mom. 270 00:18:32,740 --> 00:18:35,803 I think my dad loved me more than my mom does. 271 00:18:36,612 --> 00:18:38,210 My mom's a bitch. 272 00:18:39,620 --> 00:18:41,103 But I miss her. 273 00:18:41,951 --> 00:18:43,588 I don't know why. 274 00:18:45,803 --> 00:18:47,556 Do you feel stoned? 275 00:18:49,347 --> 00:18:50,426 I guess. 276 00:18:51,494 --> 00:18:53,189 I don't see what the big deal is. 277 00:18:53,478 --> 00:18:54,483 Yeah. 278 00:18:54,825 --> 00:18:55,881 I prefer beer. 279 00:18:57,468 --> 00:18:59,244 I prefer touching your boob. 280 00:19:20,140 --> 00:19:21,593 You want to make a buy? 281 00:19:24,100 --> 00:19:27,978 I said, would you like to make a buy? 282 00:19:32,362 --> 00:19:34,020 All right, let's just cut. 283 00:19:34,683 --> 00:19:35,691 Cut. 284 00:19:36,016 --> 00:19:38,166 You did great, kid, you really did. Come on up. 285 00:19:38,536 --> 00:19:39,969 You got your foot in the door -- 286 00:19:40,288 --> 00:19:42,480 or in this case, your foot in Jessica. 287 00:19:42,838 --> 00:19:45,889 - Hey, go get Lex. - Wait, wait ! That's it? 288 00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:48,419 "Thanks for the foot. go warm up the hot dogs"? 289 00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:51,855 - I've been working all day here. - What do you want, a medal? It's a job. 290 00:19:52,207 --> 00:19:54,639 And, yeah... go warm up the hot dogs. 291 00:19:56,375 --> 00:19:57,808 Well, that's bullshit. 292 00:19:58,255 --> 00:20:00,818 Hey, I'm talking to you, Paul St. Moritz! 293 00:20:02,620 --> 00:20:04,508 You know, I always stood up for pornography. 294 00:20:04,633 --> 00:20:07,582 I believed in it. I thought it provided an essential service, 295 00:20:07,697 --> 00:20:09,840 light up a young person's imagination, 296 00:20:10,314 --> 00:20:13,358 help a sexless marriage, keep a predator off the street! 297 00:20:13,467 --> 00:20:14,835 I thought porn was magical. 298 00:20:15,126 --> 00:20:16,788 Now I see it for what it really is. 299 00:20:17,053 --> 00:20:20,736 It's a flesh factory, and we are all slabs of meat. 300 00:20:20,985 --> 00:20:25,569 Lex here is not an unbelievably enormous dick. 301 00:20:26,237 --> 00:20:27,519 And I'm not a foot. 302 00:20:28,237 --> 00:20:30,002 - You're not a foot, Andy. - Thanks, Lex. 303 00:20:30,141 --> 00:20:31,225 We're human beings. 304 00:20:31,424 --> 00:20:33,765 I gave you my something special, and you ate it. 305 00:20:33,889 --> 00:20:38,680 You took something beautiful, like Jessica's vagina, 306 00:20:39,230 --> 00:20:41,656 and you made it just a place to put a foot. 307 00:20:43,066 --> 00:20:45,612 You need to do some soul-searching, my friend. 308 00:20:46,168 --> 00:20:48,253 This whole industry does. 309 00:20:48,954 --> 00:20:53,529 It exploits, it dehumanizes, it degrades men. 310 00:20:55,425 --> 00:20:56,720 Everybody back to one. 311 00:20:56,901 --> 00:20:58,256 Back to one. 312 00:20:59,876 --> 00:21:00,934 This is from Nancy. 313 00:21:02,482 --> 00:21:03,984 First time I ever took a check. 314 00:21:04,149 --> 00:21:06,077 She says she wants her fountain. 315 00:21:09,613 --> 00:21:10,617 Conrad! 316 00:21:12,944 --> 00:21:15,092 - And what's your name? - Judah. 317 00:21:15,646 --> 00:21:18,848 - And this is... - Sunshine. 318 00:21:19,474 --> 00:21:20,534 Is that right? 319 00:21:21,102 --> 00:21:23,694 Well, Mr. Judah, Ms. Sunshine, 320 00:21:23,802 --> 00:21:26,576 you tell the city of Agrestic we're impressed. 321 00:21:27,452 --> 00:21:30,094 And you tell Nancy if this check bounces... 322 00:21:31,061 --> 00:21:33,672 - She better start running. - I'll do that. 323 00:21:41,291 --> 00:21:42,295 Stop. 324 00:21:42,413 --> 00:21:44,328 - I want to, but I can't. - Stop. 325 00:21:48,488 --> 00:21:49,629 I have cancer. 326 00:21:49,789 --> 00:21:51,441 I had cancer. 327 00:21:56,661 --> 00:21:58,092 They cut them off. 328 00:21:58,984 --> 00:22:00,253 These are, uh... 329 00:22:02,349 --> 00:22:03,728 Spare parts. 330 00:22:07,276 --> 00:22:08,422 I don't care. 331 00:22:29,988 --> 00:22:33,319 - No, I need to leave my top on. - Celia Hodes, 332 00:22:34,461 --> 00:22:38,916 you're a smart, ambitious, sexy woman. 333 00:22:39,610 --> 00:22:40,998 I'm embarrassed. 334 00:22:42,483 --> 00:22:45,810 I haven't gotten hard on my own for two years. 335 00:22:47,005 --> 00:22:48,986 I've been popping magical boner pills. 336 00:22:49,086 --> 00:22:51,317 - Magical boner pills? - Yeah. 337 00:22:51,872 --> 00:22:54,216 I took one in your driveway half an hour ago. 338 00:22:55,519 --> 00:22:58,531 Do you like my penis any less? 340 00:23:06,496 --> 00:23:07,572 We're used. 341 00:23:09,210 --> 00:23:10,879 It doesn't mean we can't be sexy. 342 00:23:11,654 --> 00:23:15,232 Doesn't mean we can't -- pardon my language, 343 00:23:16,070 --> 00:23:17,252 fuck like bunnies. 344 00:23:33,576 --> 00:23:34,580 Cool. 345 00:23:49,535 --> 00:23:53,045 If I still had feeling in my nipple, I bet that would be amazing. 346 00:23:53,519 --> 00:23:56,185 All right, enough. Listen to me. 347 00:23:56,955 --> 00:23:58,319 I barely know you. 348 00:23:59,120 --> 00:24:00,715 But the first time I saw you, 349 00:24:00,914 --> 00:24:04,334 there was something about you that was so familiar, 350 00:24:04,945 --> 00:24:07,764 familiar in the best way. 351 00:24:08,511 --> 00:24:12,005 Like we shared something, like... 352 00:24:12,511 --> 00:24:13,861 we had a secret. 353 00:24:15,427 --> 00:24:16,848 I just want to know you. 354 00:24:17,234 --> 00:24:18,283 I don't know why. 355 00:24:19,190 --> 00:24:20,194 I just do. 356 00:24:21,417 --> 00:24:23,542 Okay. Stop talking. 357 00:24:36,744 --> 00:24:38,753 - Hello. - Hi 358 00:24:39,639 --> 00:24:40,929 Mrs., uh, botwin. 359 00:24:41,441 --> 00:24:43,299 - That's me. - I'm Valerie. 360 00:24:43,943 --> 00:24:45,915 You want to take a step up to the X-ray machine? 361 00:24:46,143 --> 00:24:47,147 Okay. 362 00:24:51,626 --> 00:24:53,780 - You're the doctor? - Oh, no, doctor's at lunch. 363 00:24:53,953 --> 00:24:58,230 I just take the X-rays. You can take out your breast. 364 00:24:58,796 --> 00:24:59,800 What? 365 00:25:01,236 --> 00:25:02,838 Oh, right. Right. 366 00:25:03,042 --> 00:25:05,179 Mammogram's nothing to be nervous about. 367 00:25:05,519 --> 00:25:07,974 - It'll be over in a minute. - Right. Sorry. 368 00:25:09,205 --> 00:25:10,210 I'm sorry. 369 00:25:10,637 --> 00:25:13,144 Why are you apologizing? You've got great breasts. 370 00:25:13,244 --> 00:25:14,051 These? 371 00:25:14,154 --> 00:25:15,913 You should see some of the jugs we get in here. 372 00:25:16,026 --> 00:25:17,096 Gravity's cruel. 373 00:25:17,343 --> 00:25:19,446 All right, lift up your breast 374 00:25:19,550 --> 00:25:21,980 and get as much of it onto the plate as you can. 375 00:25:23,248 --> 00:25:26,412 Just get it all on there. Just spread it out from the bottom. 376 00:25:27,360 --> 00:25:28,684 Just right on there. 377 00:25:28,795 --> 00:25:30,626 Yeah, no, that's great. That's great. 378 00:25:30,825 --> 00:25:33,060 Okay, now you're gonna feel a little bit of pressure 379 00:25:33,753 --> 00:25:34,879 when I lower the top. 380 00:25:36,696 --> 00:25:38,217 - Uh, uh... - And smush. 381 00:25:38,659 --> 00:25:41,991 Okay, I know it's probably uncomfortable, but I'm fast. 382 00:25:49,975 --> 00:25:51,097 Do you like this job? 383 00:25:54,950 --> 00:25:56,130 Are you locked in? 384 00:25:56,487 --> 00:25:58,462 Oh, yeah. Ready to go. 385 00:25:59,738 --> 00:26:00,947 I know who you are. 386 00:26:04,333 --> 00:26:05,338 Excuse me? 387 00:26:05,940 --> 00:26:06,945 I... 388 00:26:07,564 --> 00:26:08,663 know... 389 00:26:09,443 --> 00:26:10,457 who... 390 00:26:11,766 --> 00:26:12,770 you... 391 00:26:13,525 --> 00:26:14,529 are. 392 00:26:21,122 --> 00:26:24,723 So, Nancy Botwin, why are you here? 393 00:26:25,908 --> 00:26:27,235 And what do you want? 394 00:26:28,301 --> 00:26:30,908 And why the fuck are you stalking me ?