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Big Eye,
this is Cobra Zero Six.
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Just entered Indian Country,
approaching way point four.
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Request confirmation to engage
target on first approach.
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Roger,
Cobra Zero Six.
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Big Eye waiting for
confirmation as well.
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If we wait any longer,
Big Eye,
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we're not gonna have
any choice in the matter.
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I can't exactly
do a U-turn here.
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Roger that, Cobra.
Hold for confirmation.
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Captain Cooper,
are you okay?
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What happened?
You weren't answering.
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Because the damn comm cord
got disconnected!
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You spend a billion
dollars on the avionics
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and don't bother to check
the comm connection?
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No, I checked that
twice before you got in...
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And the next time you ask us
to test a prototype,
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it'd be nice if your directional
gyro didn't spin like a top
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when I'm supposed to be
500 feet off the floor.
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I'm sorry.
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I'll go review the simulation, see
if I can figure out what went wrong.
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Who is this man?
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Come on, take a shot.
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I'm not gonna fire you every
time you get a wrong answer.
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Neville Chamberlain.
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You're fired.
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Does this man look like he's ceding
Czechoslovakia to a fascist dictatorship?
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It's Buddy Ebsen, the actor.
He's dead. Why are we...
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Buddy Ebsen was the original tin
man in the Wizard of Oz, for a day.
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He was diagnosed allergic to
the aluminum dust in the makeup.
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His lungs failed. He nearly
died. Question is, why?
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Didn't you just
say he was allergic?
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You may not have legs, but you
got ears. I suggest you use them.
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I said he was
diagnosed allergic.
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Since we are currently short
exactly one interesting patient,
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we are gonna figure out what really
happened to Buddy Ebsen in 1938.
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Now, on one hand,
he's not getting deader.
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On the other hand, your jobs
hang in the balance. So...
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House?
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I want seven alternate
diagnoses when I get back.
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Did you forget how
to count to three?
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I get a budget
for three.
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I cut the permanent
salaries by 10º/º.
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Over three years, that'll more than
make up for the breakage on the 27
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that I'm gonna weed out
over the next few weeks.
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There's 40 people in there.
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Row D, you're fired.
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I didn't actually
count all the resumes.
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This is stupid. You can't
manage that many people.
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You're just gonna keep
weeding them out arbitrarily?
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Sure, and having them
sitting in my office
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schmoozing about their
favorite Algerian surfing movies
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is a much better system.
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Wait a second. Were you in Row D? Yes.
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My apologies. My boss says
I'm being arbitrary and stupid.
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Row D is not fired.
Row C is fired!
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What?
Great. Thank you.
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See, that was
not arbitrary.
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Well, I'd love to chat,
but I've been paged.
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That's interesting.
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Apparently,
I paged myself.
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If you have a resume there,
I'm not interested.
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But I wouldn't mind hearing
how you got my pager number.
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It's not a resume.
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$50,000.
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Does One-Eyed Nicky want me
to run that to Jimmy the Nose?
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It's for my
medical bills.
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I need you to find out
what's wrong with me.
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Insurance is usually
cheaper than that.
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Cash means there's
something to hide.
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I'm a captain
in the Air Force,
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about to start
a new assignment.
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NASA's astronaut
training program.
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I discovered salt
and created FM radio.
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Something is wrong
with my eyes, my ears...
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Well, if it's fixable, the
Air Force will do it for free.
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If not, it doesn't matter.
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There are a hundred applicants
ready to take my place
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who don't need
to be fixed.
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I need to do
this off the books.
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I did the research. You're
the best, you break rules,
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and you don't care about
anyone except yourself.
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Well, let's say that's true.
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You get a new job.
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Hospital gets
a nice wad of cash.
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What do I get?
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I crashed
a flight simulator
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because I started
to hear with my eyes.
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The aluminum could
have been tainted...
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Don't care.
New patient!
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30-year-old female
with synesthesia.
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New rules.
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You generate a lab report,
you shred it.
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X- ray, you melt it.
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No notes,
no records, nothing.
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As far as you're concerned,
the patient is Osama Bin Laden
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and everyone not in this room
is Delta Force. Any questions?
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We're protecting
Osama Bin Laden?
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It's a metaphor.
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Get used to it.
Any more questions?
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And you're not even gonna
tell us her name?
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You think her name might be
connected to what's wrong with her?
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Here's Osama.
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Now, you all have numbers, so
we're gonna do this alphabetically.
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8, 15 and 5.
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Is the synesthesia new?
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Yes.
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Any history of similar
symptoms or psychiatric...
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No, nothing.
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Are you on any prescription
meds or use any other drugs?
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No. Should we trust her answers?
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What, you think I'd pull you off
Buddy Ebsen just for a junkie?
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Can we trust
your answers?
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You gotta trust
someone, right?
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No.
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Has anyone close to you been sick
lately? A family member, co-worker?
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No, not that I'm aware of.
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Two down.
Kitty Carlisle?
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Do you spend much
time above 20,000 feet?
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Why would
you ask that?
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People who fly are immobile for long periods.
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Could be a leg clot that embolized
to the brain through a PFO.
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That's an unusual choice.
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Well, like you said, you wouldn't
interrupt Buddy with anything that wasn't.
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The patient is
a frequent flyer.
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13, 32, 39, get Osama
an EEG, MRI and angiogram.
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How many of you think
that Oswald acted alone?
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Lf, by alone, you mean that
he was unaware that the CIA...
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Oh, shut up.
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Split yourself
into two groups.
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Test her blood.
Test her stool.
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Who likes the
designated hitter?
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You're wrong. You're lucky you're not fired.
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Two more groups
LP and cultures.
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Who doesn't know what
a designated hitter is?
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Okay, here's her address.
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I want you to break in and
find out what she's hiding.
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Why don't we just ask
the patient for the key?
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Well, if you can find out what
she's hiding just by asking,
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we'd have to
redefine hiding.
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You want to live in this
country, learn the language.
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What do you want
the rest of us to do?
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30 people for three openings
and I want you to wash my car?
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This is not why I busted
my ass in med school.
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We spend a half an hour
cleaning the car. Big deal.
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It's demeaning.
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Work is demeaning?
We're too good for this?
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Oh, don't give me that
honest day's labor crap.
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We all went to med school so we wouldn't
have to do an honest day's labor.
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What about an honest
hour's labor?
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In exchange, we get
a shot at learning
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from one of the best
diagnosticians in the world.
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No, we don't.
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If we did, we'd be one of the ones
drawing blood or checking for toxins.
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We're done.
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He's just not gonna
cut us loose
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until we've dusted his
shelves and starched his shirt.
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I'm out of here.
Who's with me?
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Are we sure
he wasn't joking?
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Maybe this
is just a test.
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Everything's a joke and everything's
a test and he wants us to do it.
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Come on,
get up here.
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Well, I could try, but I
pulled a muscle in 1987.
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I didn't waste two years repeating
medical school to be arrested and deported.
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00:10:03,736 --> 00:10:05,363
Why'd they make you repeat?
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00:10:05,438 --> 00:10:07,303
Not enough gym credits?
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00:10:07,373 --> 00:10:09,341
According to
the state of New Jersey,
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medical schools in my country suffer
from not being from this country.
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You know, if you get it open, you're
gonna have to come down and let me in.
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Or, you could just
wait out here.
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This is a competition.
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Change your mind?
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No.
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00:10:36,535 --> 00:10:38,799
Then why are you here?
Never intended to quit.
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Then why did you... Intended
to get everyone else to quit.
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Get off the car.
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I need to clean it.
We need to clean it.
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I stole his keys.
We'll take it to a car wash.
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He's got people breaking
into a woman's apartment.
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00:10:55,588 --> 00:10:59,115
Obviously, respecting personal
property isn't one of the rules.
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I told the super I was
worried about my niece.
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00:11:12,872 --> 00:11:14,897
She hasn't been
answering the telephone.
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00:11:14,974 --> 00:11:17,238
Nice guy. Two daughters in Mount Holyoke.
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00:11:20,012 --> 00:11:24,779
No evidence of clots, and other
than elevated red blood cell count,
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the blood work
was unremarkable.
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You got a problem
with the naked female form?
188
00:11:35,227 --> 00:11:36,489
Not at all.
189
00:11:36,562 --> 00:11:40,555
Maybe she's just not used to seeing it
spooning with the naked dolphin form.
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00:11:40,633 --> 00:11:43,397
That's not a dolphin,
it's a porpoise.
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00:11:43,469 --> 00:11:46,165
There is a difference, you
know. Salary, for one thing...
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00:11:46,238 --> 00:11:48,172
You want us to
give you a minute?
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High red blood cell
count likely means...
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Carbon monoxide poisoning.
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There are a lot of different
explanations for elevated red blood cells.
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00:12:01,220 --> 00:12:02,482
Yeah, well,
which one fits best
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00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:05,115
with the damaged flue
that your competitors found
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00:12:05,191 --> 00:12:07,625
in the gas fireplace
in Osama's cave?
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00:12:10,496 --> 00:12:11,622
Car's clean.
200
00:12:11,697 --> 00:12:14,723
Did you just see a blond guy
with a pretentious accent?
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00:12:14,800 --> 00:12:16,199
Can't see an accent.
202
00:12:16,268 --> 00:12:17,530
Good point.
203
00:12:17,603 --> 00:12:19,127
Can I have my
car keys back?
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00:12:21,774 --> 00:12:24,641
Give me the car keys, put the
patient in a hyperbaric chamber
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00:12:24,710 --> 00:12:26,735
and no more prime
numbers for you.
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00:12:27,947 --> 00:12:29,380
Thank you.
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00:12:30,683 --> 00:12:34,380
The high pressure and oxygen will flush
the carbon monoxide from your system.
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00:12:34,453 --> 00:12:39,220
This much oxygen for too long can have some
toxic effects, so we'll do this in cycles.
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00:12:40,192 --> 00:12:41,887
Can I talk to you a second?
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00:12:44,930 --> 00:12:47,728
You're working that thing all
the time. Is everything all right?
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00:12:47,800 --> 00:12:49,859
We're supposed to be watching
her heart rate and blood pressure.
212
00:12:49,935 --> 00:12:52,096
Yeah, I was until you
pulled me over here.
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00:12:52,671 --> 00:12:55,003
I'm sending out a consult
on another patient.
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00:12:55,074 --> 00:12:56,098
Okay.
215
00:12:56,175 --> 00:12:58,769
What? I'm not quitting my old job
until I'm sure I've got a new one.
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00:12:58,844 --> 00:13:00,778
I didn't say anything.
You had a look.
217
00:13:00,846 --> 00:13:03,314
Yeah, I did. Sorry.
218
00:13:03,682 --> 00:13:05,912
Hey, I think she's
having a heart attack.
219
00:13:05,985 --> 00:13:08,283
No, I just feel
a little funny.
220
00:13:09,955 --> 00:13:11,479
Tachyarrhythmia.
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00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:14,115
Call the code!
222
00:13:17,763 --> 00:13:18,855
Nothing.
223
00:13:18,931 --> 00:13:21,126
V
- fib. Where the hell is... Clear!
224
00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:22,963
Are you crazy? You can't use
those! We're in a hyperbaric...
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00:13:23,035 --> 00:13:24,127
Clear!
226
00:13:28,974 --> 00:13:30,532
She's on fire!
227
00:13:42,488 --> 00:13:43,648
Her heart's beating.
228
00:13:43,722 --> 00:13:45,189
And we are so fired.
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00:13:51,997 --> 00:13:54,192
We've started her
on nitro and blood thinners.
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00:13:54,266 --> 00:13:56,860
Electrolytes and
post-arrest EKG were normal.
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00:13:56,936 --> 00:13:58,995
The attack was not
caused by the procedure.
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00:13:59,071 --> 00:14:00,936
So, what does cause
synesthesia,
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00:14:01,006 --> 00:14:03,065
high red blood cell
count and heart attack?
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00:14:03,142 --> 00:14:07,636
Aren't we gonna discuss what caused
the sudden appearance of burnt flesh?
235
00:14:09,048 --> 00:14:12,142
He brought charged paddles
into an oxygenated room.
236
00:14:12,218 --> 00:14:13,708
And you didn't stop him.
237
00:14:14,286 --> 00:14:18,313
Means either you thought it was a chance
worth taking, making you a hypocrite,
238
00:14:18,390 --> 00:14:21,723
or you thought he'd fail, making
you a cutthroat little pixie.
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00:14:23,162 --> 00:14:25,153
What causes...
Takayasu's syndrome.
240
00:14:25,231 --> 00:14:27,961
Not without a rash and a
fever. It's gotta be Whipple's.
241
00:14:28,033 --> 00:14:30,661
No way. You ever see Whipple's
without abdominal pain?
242
00:14:30,736 --> 00:14:32,169
Stop it!
243
00:14:32,238 --> 00:14:35,139
This argument is distracting
every male and lesbian here.
244
00:14:35,608 --> 00:14:36,734
You're both right.
245
00:14:36,809 --> 00:14:39,334
In the sense that you've convinced
me that you're both wrong.
246
00:14:39,411 --> 00:14:41,436
What about cardiomyopathy?
247
00:14:41,513 --> 00:14:44,004
Structural abnormality
causes the heart attack
248
00:14:44,083 --> 00:14:47,951
and throws clots to the brain,
leading to synesthesia.
249
00:14:48,020 --> 00:14:49,146
How old are you?
250
00:14:49,221 --> 00:14:51,815
I'm 21,
unless it's relevant.
251
00:14:52,758 --> 00:14:54,385
Okay, Scooter.
252
00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:57,226
Do a transoesophageal echo.
253
00:14:57,296 --> 00:15:01,790
And since the positive divisors of
26, are 2 and 13, have them assist.
254
00:15:01,867 --> 00:15:04,028
The rest of you,
go to the cafeteria.
255
00:15:04,103 --> 00:15:08,130
Document 10 things that
can cause infection, each.
256
00:15:18,651 --> 00:15:25,147
I wouldn't. Someone named 17 thinks there
could be lysteria in the cream cheese.
257
00:15:25,891 --> 00:15:27,722
17's a stupid number.
258
00:15:29,128 --> 00:15:30,561
What's Chase doing here?
259
00:15:30,629 --> 00:15:32,028
You saw Chase?
260
00:15:32,097 --> 00:15:33,758
Last night.
Outside my office.
261
00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:36,631
That's interesting.
262
00:15:37,469 --> 00:15:38,629
It's more curious
than actually...
263
00:15:38,737 --> 00:15:43,436
Chase took a job at the Mayo
Clinic in Arizona a week ago.
264
00:15:46,679 --> 00:15:48,169
Interesting.
265
00:15:48,514 --> 00:15:54,453
It wasn't Foreman or Cameron you
saw, but Chase, the one you fired.
266
00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:56,454
Not interesting.
267
00:15:56,522 --> 00:15:59,889
Someone who looked like someone I
used to know walked by my office.
268
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:04,794
It's always interesting when repressed
guilt starts unrepressing itself.
269
00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:08,991
The only thing I feel
guilty for is this.
270
00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:18,004
We're gonna feed this
endoscope down your esophagus,
271
00:16:18,077 --> 00:16:20,944
try to find where your
heart might be damaged.
272
00:16:21,013 --> 00:16:24,744
It's gonna feel uncomfortable,
but just keep swallowing,
273
00:16:25,317 --> 00:16:27,410
I promise you'll be fine.
274
00:16:28,854 --> 00:16:30,219
She's ready.
275
00:16:32,758 --> 00:16:34,919
Go ahead, take a whack.
276
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:38,486
Right, so if we don't find
anything, House blames me.
277
00:16:38,564 --> 00:16:40,327
Or you find something
and get a gold star.
278
00:16:40,399 --> 00:16:41,832
Why don't you wanna do it?
279
00:16:41,900 --> 00:16:45,700
House isn't gonna be impressed by a
gray hair doing his ten-thousandth echo.
280
00:16:45,771 --> 00:16:47,170
So, you're just
being altruistic?
281
00:16:47,239 --> 00:16:50,231
That makes you suspicious,
Doctor...
282
00:16:50,943 --> 00:16:53,912
Call me 13.
I'm not getting invested.
283
00:16:57,082 --> 00:16:58,811
Her heart's
structurally sound.
284
00:16:58,884 --> 00:17:02,285
No clots, no valvular defects,
no wall motion abnormalities.
285
00:17:02,354 --> 00:17:04,049
Got that from
structurally sound.
286
00:17:04,123 --> 00:17:06,023
What did she say?
Structurally sound.
287
00:17:06,091 --> 00:17:08,855
I assume you're not all walking with
me to tell me you found nothing...
288
00:17:08,927 --> 00:17:10,952
It showed a short
burst in the...
289
00:17:13,799 --> 00:17:15,061
Okay.
Who's next?
290
00:17:15,134 --> 00:17:16,726
It showed a short
burst of atrial flutter.
291
00:17:16,802 --> 00:17:18,633
I ran a rhythm strip twice
and got the same result.
292
00:17:18,704 --> 00:17:19,796
Stop.
293
00:17:20,606 --> 00:17:22,540
Okay, here's how we
diagnose in transit.
294
00:17:22,608 --> 00:17:27,068
I lead, you draft, I move, you
move, I stop, you stop. Got it?
295
00:17:27,146 --> 00:17:28,238
Flutter could mean
hormone overproduction...
296
00:17:28,313 --> 00:17:30,611
Wait a second. Why did you do
the test? I gave it to Scooter.
297
00:17:30,682 --> 00:17:32,775
We didn't think it mattered.
It doesn't.
298
00:17:32,851 --> 00:17:34,785
It matters that you let her.
299
00:17:34,853 --> 00:17:40,758
Okay, 10, 24, 39, run a TRH
stimulation test for hyperthyroidism.
300
00:17:40,826 --> 00:17:43,124
That could cause
another heart attack.
301
00:17:43,195 --> 00:17:46,926
Proving her first attack
was caused by her thyroid,
302
00:17:46,999 --> 00:17:49,627
which is kind
of the point, right?
303
00:17:51,370 --> 00:17:53,065
Uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh.
304
00:17:54,807 --> 00:17:56,297
I ride alone.
305
00:17:57,976 --> 00:17:59,705
The hormones
stimulate your thyroid.
306
00:17:59,778 --> 00:18:01,973
Don't worry if you get
flushed or you start to sweat.
307
00:18:02,047 --> 00:18:03,810
It means the
thyroid's working.
308
00:18:04,616 --> 00:18:07,312
And, if you want,
I can remove that mole.
309
00:18:08,487 --> 00:18:10,785
I'm a plastic surgeon. You're
allowed a little vanity.
310
00:18:10,856 --> 00:18:12,915
I'm fine with
the way I look.
311
00:18:12,991 --> 00:18:14,481
Good for you.
312
00:18:15,227 --> 00:18:19,721
Although, I do find it a bit
odd that someone so self-assured
313
00:18:19,798 --> 00:18:22,460
doesn't want her doctors to
find out what's wrong with her.
314
00:18:22,534 --> 00:18:24,764
What are you talking about?
Why else am I here?
315
00:18:24,837 --> 00:18:29,069
You're jerking us around. You're
handcuffing us with all these restrictions.
316
00:18:29,141 --> 00:18:30,870
I'm feeling warm.
317
00:18:31,677 --> 00:18:33,941
Her pulse is 120.
Stop pushing.
318
00:18:34,012 --> 00:18:36,572
If House thought this would handicap
us, he wouldn't have taken the case.
319
00:18:36,648 --> 00:18:38,172
Or maybe that's
why he took the case.
320
00:18:38,250 --> 00:18:40,343
He wants to see if we can
get it out of her on our own.
321
00:18:40,419 --> 00:18:42,683
What did you
find at her home?
322
00:18:42,754 --> 00:18:44,415
You were in my home?
Nothing.
323
00:18:44,523 --> 00:18:48,220
Travel pictures, yearbook,
her name on an employment slip?
324
00:18:48,293 --> 00:18:50,056
We weren't checking
for that stuff, okay?
325
00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:51,790
Obviously, House didn't
want us to.
326
00:18:51,864 --> 00:18:54,492
You're gonna... You're
gonna out me, aren't you?
327
00:18:54,566 --> 00:18:55,863
You're gonna
ruin everything.
328
00:18:55,934 --> 00:18:58,596
Nobody's trying to do
anything, just relax.
329
00:18:59,638 --> 00:19:03,165
This is not a normal response to
the test. Pulse and BP are too high.
330
00:19:03,242 --> 00:19:04,834
Get away from me.
331
00:19:09,615 --> 00:19:12,413
Get away from me!
Don't touch me!
332
00:19:19,758 --> 00:19:24,388
Paging me during Judge Judy, not
the best way to win my affections.
333
00:19:24,463 --> 00:19:25,953
She had another
episode of synesthesia.
334
00:19:26,031 --> 00:19:27,328
It set off
a psychotic attack.
335
00:19:27,399 --> 00:19:29,867
And now she ran in there, and must
have jammed something in the handles.
336
00:19:29,935 --> 00:19:31,562
So, you call me?
337
00:19:31,637 --> 00:19:34,333
The guy with one good leg
and zero leverage?
338
00:19:35,073 --> 00:19:38,839
We break that door down, security
shows up and her name goes in a file.
339
00:19:40,913 --> 00:19:43,814
Luckily, violence is
not the last resort.
340
00:19:44,249 --> 00:19:47,412
Extortion is. So, go ahead. Extort her.
341
00:19:52,424 --> 00:19:55,120
If you don't open this door,
we're gonna break it down.
342
00:19:55,994 --> 00:19:57,393
Clever.
343
00:19:57,462 --> 00:20:02,229
An appeal to her deep concern for hospital
property. Let's see how that works.
344
00:20:06,672 --> 00:20:09,266
If you don't open this door,
you're going to die.
345
00:20:09,341 --> 00:20:10,638
Go away!
346
00:20:11,777 --> 00:20:13,039
Well, you seem
to be getting to her.
347
00:20:13,111 --> 00:20:14,908
She doesn't care
if she dies.
348
00:20:14,980 --> 00:20:16,106
You think she
wants to die?
349
00:20:16,181 --> 00:20:19,480
No, but I think she only wants to
live under certain circumstances.
350
00:20:23,322 --> 00:20:26,519
Open up, or I blab
your secret to everyone.
351
00:20:26,592 --> 00:20:27,854
You don't
know anything.
352
00:20:28,427 --> 00:20:29,689
I do.
353
00:20:42,174 --> 00:20:43,368
No!
354
00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:45,710
Anybody think that
a sedative might...
355
00:20:45,777 --> 00:20:47,039
I'm trying.
Okay!
356
00:20:51,783 --> 00:20:53,216
Who's that?
357
00:21:00,859 --> 00:21:02,349
Who is she?
358
00:21:05,530 --> 00:21:07,225
Osama Bin Laden.
359
00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:20,870
Who is she?
360
00:21:24,049 --> 00:21:25,277
Is she okay?
361
00:21:25,350 --> 00:21:27,978
She's stable.
Who is she?
362
00:21:29,187 --> 00:21:30,552
What did
House tell you?
363
00:21:30,622 --> 00:21:34,353
That she is on the run from an
international crime syndicate.
364
00:21:34,426 --> 00:21:35,859
That's what he told us.
365
00:21:35,927 --> 00:21:39,055
House may be your boss,
but I'm House's boss.
366
00:21:39,131 --> 00:21:41,656
You wanna work here,
I better be okay with it!
367
00:21:41,733 --> 00:21:44,725
Honestly, he didn't tell us anything
about who she was or what she...
368
00:21:44,803 --> 00:21:46,668
Her name's
Greta Cooper.
369
00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:49,800
Wants to be an astronaut.
370
00:21:49,875 --> 00:21:53,538
Doesn't want NASA to know her brain's
getting her ears confused with her eyes.
371
00:21:55,047 --> 00:21:56,674
I went through her mail.
372
00:21:58,583 --> 00:22:02,849
You're a virus, House. Now instead
of one liability, I've got 20.
373
00:22:02,921 --> 00:22:06,448
Apparently only 19.
Which number was it?
374
00:22:06,525 --> 00:22:09,153
From now on, everything you do gets charted.
375
00:22:09,227 --> 00:22:11,354
With pen, on paper,
in a binder that says,
376
00:22:11,430 --> 00:22:13,694
"Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching
Hospital" on the cover.
377
00:22:13,765 --> 00:22:14,857
Mom!
378
00:22:14,933 --> 00:22:17,163
If you wanna run something
through the labs, I get a copy.
379
00:22:17,235 --> 00:22:19,226
If you do scans,
I get a copy.
380
00:22:19,304 --> 00:22:22,899
If you think about doing scans, I get a copy.
381
00:22:22,974 --> 00:22:26,375
You know my current thoughts, right?
I don't have to put those on paper.
382
00:22:31,683 --> 00:22:33,241
Three issues.
383
00:22:33,318 --> 00:22:36,310
One, number 10,
you're fired.
384
00:22:36,988 --> 00:22:38,114
She told you?
385
00:22:38,190 --> 00:22:40,181
Well, it had to be someone
who went to her home.
386
00:22:40,258 --> 00:22:43,250
Number 26 is half asleep.
Missed his afternoon nap.
387
00:22:43,328 --> 00:22:44,659
Obviously,
he doesn't feel guilt.
388
00:22:44,730 --> 00:22:46,595
Number 2 is here on a visa,
she can't jeopardize.
389
00:22:46,665 --> 00:22:47,757
You can't know.
390
00:22:47,833 --> 00:22:50,893
And that chick's been pointing
at you since I walked in.
391
00:22:52,137 --> 00:22:55,402
Issue two,
what causes synesthesia,
392
00:22:55,474 --> 00:22:58,807
high RBC, tachyarrhythmia
and panic attacks?
393
00:22:58,877 --> 00:23:01,311
Slight glucose elevation.
That says thyroid.
394
00:23:01,380 --> 00:23:04,144
Baseline thyrotropin's 1.1. 1.3.
395
00:23:04,216 --> 00:23:05,410
Whatever.
Her thyroid's working.
396
00:23:05,484 --> 00:23:06,610
What about her liver?
397
00:23:06,685 --> 00:23:09,449
Original ALT levels weren't
abnormal, but were near the edge.
398
00:23:09,521 --> 00:23:11,386
She has patient data on her PDA. I do not.
399
00:23:11,456 --> 00:23:13,947
I saw the lab values. You said
we couldn't write anything down.
400
00:23:14,025 --> 00:23:15,458
I also said
I wanted answers.
401
00:23:15,527 --> 00:23:18,394
Liver cancer's the most
likely. Paraneoplastic syndrome.
402
00:23:18,463 --> 00:23:19,657
We need to do an MRI.
403
00:23:19,731 --> 00:23:21,130
Which brings us
to issue three.
404
00:23:21,199 --> 00:23:22,666
You're saying we
can write stuff down?
405
00:23:22,734 --> 00:23:24,326
To you, I'm saying,
you're fired.
406
00:23:24,403 --> 00:23:26,371
To everyone else...
But you said specifically...
407
00:23:26,438 --> 00:23:27,837
I hate tattletales.
408
00:23:27,906 --> 00:23:30,170
She tattled on 10.
Now, you've tattled twice.
409
00:23:31,209 --> 00:23:32,972
Issue three...
410
00:23:33,044 --> 00:23:34,511
Come on, let's go.
411
00:23:36,047 --> 00:23:39,175
Issue three, how do we do
tests when we can't do tests?
412
00:23:39,251 --> 00:23:42,482
Dr. Cuddy didn't say we can't do
tests, she said we have to chart.
413
00:23:42,554 --> 00:23:45,182
If we chart, we won't
get consent, so we can't.
414
00:23:45,257 --> 00:23:47,521
The patient's life may
depend on her consenting.
415
00:23:47,592 --> 00:23:50,459
Her dreams depend on
her not consenting.
416
00:23:50,529 --> 00:23:54,226
So, how do we do tests
when we can't do tests?
417
00:23:55,734 --> 00:23:57,565
You've got an hour.
418
00:24:02,107 --> 00:24:05,838
How do you scan a liver
without scanning a liver?
419
00:24:05,911 --> 00:24:07,708
And what's
Cameron doing here?
420
00:24:08,780 --> 00:24:12,181
Interesting, so you're seeing Cameron now.
421
00:24:12,250 --> 00:24:17,017
No, not interesting,
because not seeing. Saw.
422
00:24:18,423 --> 00:24:20,948
My patient won't consent
to MRls or ultrasounds.
423
00:24:21,026 --> 00:24:23,392
You've dealt with more liver
cancer than anyone else here.
424
00:24:23,462 --> 00:24:27,489
So, you want me to share the secret
scanning techniques I learnt in Nepal?
425
00:24:27,566 --> 00:24:30,228
Unfortunately, the monks
made me swear a blood oath.
426
00:24:30,302 --> 00:24:31,394
Where was she?
427
00:24:31,470 --> 00:24:32,562
In the lobby.
428
00:24:33,905 --> 00:24:36,100
I guess, we could palpate
the area around the liver.
429
00:24:36,174 --> 00:24:39,143
Which won't work unless the
tumor's enormous, which you know,
430
00:24:39,211 --> 00:24:42,078
which means you're here because
these visions are freaking you out.
431
00:24:42,147 --> 00:24:43,444
Did...
432
00:24:43,782 --> 00:24:47,047
She had blond hair.
Why would I hallucinate that?
433
00:24:47,118 --> 00:24:49,052
Yes, yes!
434
00:24:49,120 --> 00:24:52,180
Why are you merging
Cameron and Chase?
435
00:24:52,257 --> 00:24:55,954
We should find out before the next
time you see her, when she'll be black.
436
00:24:56,027 --> 00:24:58,518
Because, of course, it's
scientifically impossible for a person
437
00:24:58,597 --> 00:25:00,963
to go back and visit
somewhere they worked.
438
00:25:01,032 --> 00:25:03,091
No. But since
she's not a dead cat,
439
00:25:03,168 --> 00:25:06,660
it is scientifically impossible
for her to be in two places at once.
440
00:25:07,606 --> 00:25:10,200
Physics joke.
Don't hear enough of those.
441
00:25:10,275 --> 00:25:12,675
She just called
me from Arizona.
442
00:25:13,278 --> 00:25:15,439
Notice the area code, 480.
443
00:25:15,514 --> 00:25:18,005
They put an offer on
a place in Scottsdale.
444
00:25:18,083 --> 00:25:20,711
Do you want to talk or should
I? I guess we could both talk.
445
00:25:20,785 --> 00:25:23,253
Although, they're engaged,
and if you're staying in touch,
446
00:25:23,321 --> 00:25:24,845
you might wanna buy them...
447
00:25:29,961 --> 00:25:33,692
Maybe it's not repressed
guilt, maybe it's just panic.
448
00:25:34,199 --> 00:25:36,599
Right now, you've got enough
fellows to build a railroad,
449
00:25:36,668 --> 00:25:40,126
but you're gonna have to narrow that
room full of numbers down to three people.
450
00:25:40,205 --> 00:25:44,073
Any chance you could turn this creative
brilliance towards my patient's liver?
451
00:25:45,143 --> 00:25:46,906
I think you're
gonna choose people
452
00:25:46,978 --> 00:25:48,946
for reasons that have nothing
to do with their skills.
453
00:25:49,014 --> 00:25:52,973
I think you're gonna choose people
just because you can't stand them.
454
00:25:53,051 --> 00:25:56,214
Because if you like them,
well, that's just
455
00:25:57,556 --> 00:25:58,955
stressful.
456
00:26:00,725 --> 00:26:02,090
Stress.
457
00:26:03,228 --> 00:26:04,422
I like it.
458
00:26:08,667 --> 00:26:10,635
We need to stress
the patient's liver.
459
00:26:10,702 --> 00:26:12,033
You mean make her sick?
460
00:26:12,103 --> 00:26:14,298
I mean, make her
sick in a specific way.
461
00:26:14,372 --> 00:26:17,398
If her liver's given to
malfunctioning, we make it malfunction.
462
00:26:17,475 --> 00:26:19,409
Are we on the other
side of wrong here?
463
00:26:19,477 --> 00:26:22,241
Don't we have an ethics board
that we should consult, or...
464
00:26:22,314 --> 00:26:23,645
I fired you.
465
00:26:23,715 --> 00:26:24,875
No, you didn't.
466
00:26:24,950 --> 00:26:27,145
He fired you,
you're number 6.
467
00:26:27,218 --> 00:26:29,448
No, I'm not.
I'm number 9.
468
00:26:29,521 --> 00:26:31,318
I approve of
your shamelessness.
469
00:26:32,023 --> 00:26:33,820
You're still fired.
470
00:26:33,892 --> 00:26:35,621
So, how do we
stress her liver?
471
00:26:35,694 --> 00:26:38,162
Lying and paperwork, I get.
Shutting down organs, I think...
472
00:26:38,229 --> 00:26:41,255
We could give her intravenous vitamin
D and stick her in a tanning booth.
473
00:26:41,333 --> 00:26:44,894
If she goes into a coma, we
know it's a metabolic problem.
474
00:26:44,970 --> 00:26:46,062
Nice.
475
00:26:46,171 --> 00:26:48,401
But vitamin D's metabolized
by the liver and kidneys.
476
00:26:48,473 --> 00:26:50,304
It wouldn't tell us
which one's screwed up.
477
00:26:50,375 --> 00:26:52,400
We could
get her wasted.
478
00:26:54,079 --> 00:26:57,014
Give her shots of tequila and measure
how long it takes for her to pass out.
479
00:26:57,082 --> 00:26:59,949
If it's too fast, then we know her
liver is not processing alcohol.
480
00:27:00,018 --> 00:27:01,713
Means it's shot.
481
00:27:02,954 --> 00:27:04,751
I like you, number 9.
482
00:27:12,330 --> 00:27:13,627
You wanted to see me?
483
00:27:13,698 --> 00:27:14,960
You a Mormon?
484
00:27:17,202 --> 00:27:19,568
You're wearing
a ring from Brigham Young.
485
00:27:20,538 --> 00:27:23,006
Or did your folks
just do the lawns?
486
00:27:23,074 --> 00:27:25,565
The Church has a very progressive
attitude towards racial equality.
487
00:27:25,644 --> 00:27:28,442
Don't care.
Actually, I'm thanking God.
488
00:27:29,280 --> 00:27:31,612
You're the only
non-drinker we got.
489
00:27:31,683 --> 00:27:32,775
We need a control group
490
00:27:32,851 --> 00:27:36,787
to establish whether the liver's
deterioration is within normal range.
491
00:27:36,855 --> 00:27:40,222
Got a big drinker, a medium
drinker, now I got a no-drinker.
492
00:27:40,291 --> 00:27:41,952
Just do an MRI.
493
00:27:43,962 --> 00:27:47,329
You really think the guy
who created heaven and earth
494
00:27:47,399 --> 00:27:49,959
cares what you put in
your digestive tract?
495
00:27:50,035 --> 00:27:52,697
Her dream shouldn't
outrank my religious belief.
496
00:27:52,771 --> 00:27:55,569
Why not?
Her dream might come true.
497
00:27:57,742 --> 00:27:59,903
All life is sacred, right?
498
00:28:00,645 --> 00:28:03,409
We're not saving her life.
We're doing a diagnostic test.
499
00:28:03,481 --> 00:28:04,846
Not even a real
diagnostic test.
500
00:28:04,916 --> 00:28:08,477
Well, that fake test
might really save her life.
501
00:28:10,655 --> 00:28:14,056
Would you pull an ass out
of a pit on the Sabbath?
502
00:28:17,929 --> 00:28:23,629
Would you or would you not pull
an ass out of a pit on the Sabbath?
503
00:28:28,606 --> 00:28:30,574
Fine. I'll do it.
504
00:28:32,677 --> 00:28:34,008
Good.
505
00:28:39,317 --> 00:28:41,012
Why'd you have
to pick tequila?
506
00:28:41,086 --> 00:28:43,953
I assume a single malt
would've worked just as well.
507
00:28:44,022 --> 00:28:45,922
Wasn't our choice.
508
00:28:48,693 --> 00:28:52,185
Okay, two minutes,
then round number five.
509
00:28:54,032 --> 00:28:56,262
So, tell me about
the magic underwear.
510
00:28:58,369 --> 00:28:59,893
Is that why you're here?
511
00:28:59,971 --> 00:29:02,906
I'm the big drinker,
doing my part for science.
512
00:29:02,974 --> 00:29:06,307
The interesting question is
why your religious beliefs
513
00:29:06,377 --> 00:29:08,743
are suddenly less important
than her dreams.
514
00:29:08,813 --> 00:29:10,144
You're reversing
your argument?
515
00:29:10,215 --> 00:29:11,512
I know what I believe.
516
00:29:11,583 --> 00:29:13,141
I'm just not quite
sure what you believe.
517
00:29:13,218 --> 00:29:16,415
Well, LDS doesn't try to dictate
every detail of our lives.
518
00:29:16,488 --> 00:29:20,390
When a situation isn't clear, we're
encouraged to make our own decisions.
519
00:29:20,458 --> 00:29:22,289
But your judgment
was to say no.
520
00:29:22,927 --> 00:29:24,155
You used my judgment.
521
00:29:24,229 --> 00:29:25,662
You made a good argument.
522
00:29:25,730 --> 00:29:28,893
Rational arguments don't
usually work on religious people.
523
00:29:28,967 --> 00:29:31,333
Otherwise, there would
be no religious people.
524
00:29:31,402 --> 00:29:32,596
You're an atheist.
525
00:29:32,670 --> 00:29:34,069
Only on
Christmas and Easter.
526
00:29:34,139 --> 00:29:35,766
Rest of the time,
it doesn't really matter.
527
00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:37,432
Where's the fun in that?
528
00:29:37,509 --> 00:29:39,272
A finite un-mysterious
universe?
529
00:29:39,344 --> 00:29:42,279
It's not about fun.
It's about the truth.
530
00:29:42,347 --> 00:29:46,340
The truth is we're having this debate because
you wanna figure something out about me.
531
00:29:46,417 --> 00:29:48,715
What have you got so far?
532
00:29:50,855 --> 00:29:52,322
Greta! Greta!
533
00:29:52,390 --> 00:29:53,789
She can't breathe.
We need to intubate.
534
00:29:53,858 --> 00:29:55,189
No!
535
00:29:55,260 --> 00:29:56,750
At least oxygen.
536
00:29:57,328 --> 00:29:59,558
NASA will need
to know why!
537
00:30:10,875 --> 00:30:12,399
I checked the tests
you ordered.
538
00:30:12,477 --> 00:30:13,967
Did you just see Foreman?
539
00:30:14,045 --> 00:30:16,673
You measured
the density of her teeth.
540
00:30:16,748 --> 00:30:19,581
It's a shortcut
test for hypocalcaemia.
541
00:30:19,651 --> 00:30:20,845
You had to have
just passed him.
542
00:30:20,919 --> 00:30:22,784
So, you suspected
hypocalcaemia
543
00:30:22,854 --> 00:30:25,084
from her complete
lack of broken bones?
544
00:30:25,156 --> 00:30:27,818
Is that why you also
ran three tox screens?
545
00:30:27,892 --> 00:30:30,053
Patient might have
been sneaking uppers.
546
00:30:30,128 --> 00:30:31,527
He was in a white coat.
Did you hire him back?
547
00:30:31,596 --> 00:30:35,157
Foreman is running the diagnostic
department at New York Mercy.
548
00:30:42,140 --> 00:30:43,835
Have you been drinking?
549
00:31:04,963 --> 00:31:06,225
She was having
trouble breathing.
550
00:31:06,297 --> 00:31:08,060
Refused oxygen
and intubation.
551
00:31:09,100 --> 00:31:10,761
So you put her
on a treadmill?
552
00:31:10,835 --> 00:31:15,863
Records will show that we gave her oxygen
as a part of a routine cardio stress test.
553
00:31:15,940 --> 00:31:19,273
She gets to breathe,
your boss gets her paperwork.
554
00:31:19,344 --> 00:31:21,039
Whose idea was that?
555
00:31:22,013 --> 00:31:23,537
It was a joint decision.
556
00:31:24,249 --> 00:31:25,807
It never is.
557
00:31:27,785 --> 00:31:30,253
So, how old were you when
your brother left home?
558
00:31:30,321 --> 00:31:32,846
Why do you think that I...
Why aren't you answering?
559
00:31:33,791 --> 00:31:35,691
Did your mother
initiate the divorce?
560
00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:37,955
We should probably focus on
what's wrong with her lungs.
561
00:31:38,029 --> 00:31:39,121
Are you Wiccan?
562
00:31:39,197 --> 00:31:40,630
She really can't breathe.
563
00:31:42,166 --> 00:31:44,031
Okay. Hold still.
564
00:31:47,538 --> 00:31:48,630
What are you doing?
565
00:31:48,706 --> 00:31:50,674
Auscultatory percussion.
566
00:31:50,742 --> 00:31:52,676
If you have
a good ear, you can...
567
00:31:55,780 --> 00:31:57,714
You didn't have a lot of friends,
because you chose not to...
568
00:31:57,782 --> 00:31:59,579
You can hear
while you're talking?
569
00:32:00,518 --> 00:32:05,285
You can detect not only structural
details, but small, deep masses.
570
00:32:11,629 --> 00:32:13,119
Game's over.
571
00:32:14,065 --> 00:32:17,466
You either have lung cancer
or tuberous sclerosis.
572
00:32:18,970 --> 00:32:20,995
We need to cut
you open and biopsy.
573
00:32:22,140 --> 00:32:23,300
That'll
574
00:32:24,676 --> 00:32:26,007
leave a scar.
575
00:32:26,077 --> 00:32:28,841
NASA doctors will see it.
They'll know.
576
00:32:29,414 --> 00:32:33,145
I never opened for Springsteen
or slept with Barbara Feldon.
577
00:32:33,217 --> 00:32:36,345
You can live for years without
dreams. Without lungs...
578
00:32:36,421 --> 00:32:38,013
Find a way.
579
00:32:40,692 --> 00:32:42,284
Okay.
580
00:32:42,360 --> 00:32:45,989
As long as you keep saying
it strongly, you won't die.
581
00:32:48,199 --> 00:32:50,667
Find a way.
582
00:32:56,441 --> 00:32:59,137
How do we force
a patient into surgery?
583
00:32:59,911 --> 00:33:03,438
Texas bag scam?
Saratoga Wire?
584
00:33:03,514 --> 00:33:05,209
Paris Exposition Trick?
585
00:33:05,283 --> 00:33:07,683
The problem's not the
surgery, it's the scars,
586
00:33:07,752 --> 00:33:10,118
and we have a plastic surgeon
here who can hide them.
587
00:33:10,188 --> 00:33:13,282
Not that well. NASA's gonna
check every cranny.
588
00:33:13,358 --> 00:33:16,088
I say we just put ether in her
oxygen and do what we have to do.
589
00:33:16,160 --> 00:33:17,218
She'll sue.
590
00:33:17,295 --> 00:33:18,353
For what?
591
00:33:18,429 --> 00:33:21,227
Making it harder for her
to lie to the government?
592
00:33:21,299 --> 00:33:23,130
We don't need to hide them.
593
00:33:23,201 --> 00:33:25,726
We give her elective
cosmetic surgery.
594
00:33:25,803 --> 00:33:28,033
The incisions will give us
access to her lungs.
595
00:33:28,106 --> 00:33:30,768
And she's got an innocent
explanation for the scars.
596
00:33:30,842 --> 00:33:32,537
You mean, like,
liposuction.
597
00:33:32,610 --> 00:33:35,579
No, no. Those incisions
are too far from the lungs.
598
00:33:35,646 --> 00:33:38,479
We don't subtract. We add.
599
00:33:39,684 --> 00:33:42,016
Turn her Bs into Cs.
600
00:33:43,187 --> 00:33:48,056
It's myth that fake hooters blow
up at high altitude. She'll be fine.
601
00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:52,158
Just think of it as
one giant rack for mankind.
602
00:33:53,464 --> 00:33:56,126
I fought for years
to be taken seriously.
603
00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:59,761
Trust me, you'll be taken more
seriously. Just sign the form.
604
00:34:01,205 --> 00:34:02,934
This'll make me a joke.
605
00:34:03,007 --> 00:34:04,702
There's gotta be another way.
606
00:34:08,646 --> 00:34:11,615
I've known a few
people who had dreams.
607
00:34:11,682 --> 00:34:15,778
One thing they all had in
common was they got laughed at
608
00:34:17,221 --> 00:34:19,212
and they didn't care.
609
00:34:30,401 --> 00:34:32,665
You bumped a splenectomy
for a boob job?
610
00:34:32,737 --> 00:34:34,466
Would you condemn
this woman to a life
611
00:34:34,539 --> 00:34:36,734
where people look at her face
when they talk to her?
612
00:34:36,808 --> 00:34:39,402
If you don't explain this,
I'll cancel the surgery.
613
00:34:39,477 --> 00:34:41,638
Can I explain
why you're here?
614
00:34:41,712 --> 00:34:43,407
I think I just
told you why I...
615
00:34:43,481 --> 00:34:48,009
I scheduled a diagnostic patient
for a boob job. Which is ridiculous.
616
00:34:48,086 --> 00:34:49,815
So, obviously you
had to confront me.
617
00:34:49,887 --> 00:34:51,184
With you so far.
618
00:34:51,255 --> 00:34:52,415
But I'm gonna
give you a reason.
619
00:34:52,490 --> 00:34:53,616
Not a good one.
620
00:34:53,691 --> 00:34:56,057
No. Not even close
to a good one.
621
00:34:57,261 --> 00:34:59,661
But here's the drag
from your point of view.
622
00:34:59,730 --> 00:35:01,925
My explanation
will make sense.
623
00:35:01,999 --> 00:35:05,025
Not to the board,
not to a judge, but to you.
624
00:35:05,103 --> 00:35:07,435
So you'll let me do it.
625
00:35:07,505 --> 00:35:11,134
Then, you're gonna have to sit next
to me at the administrative hearing.
626
00:35:12,376 --> 00:35:14,606
Don't you have
better things to do?
627
00:35:24,255 --> 00:35:27,281
It's in the best
interests of the patient.
628
00:35:31,762 --> 00:35:33,992
Trocar's in,
you're good to go.
629
00:35:40,938 --> 00:35:42,735
Deflate the lung.
630
00:35:43,741 --> 00:35:45,606
There, a cyst.
631
00:35:46,244 --> 00:35:48,303
Cysts,
I count three of them.
632
00:35:48,379 --> 00:35:51,815
Probably the same, if not
more, on the left lung.
633
00:35:51,883 --> 00:35:56,252
Okay, so what's been working
overtime to kill Miss Bin Laden?
634
00:35:56,721 --> 00:35:58,348
We know her name now.
635
00:35:58,422 --> 00:36:00,083
Yeah, but I forgot it.
636
00:36:00,158 --> 00:36:03,559
Say the magic word and get
immunity from the next challenge.
637
00:36:03,628 --> 00:36:06,324
Alveolar hydatid disease.
Hits all the organs.
638
00:36:06,397 --> 00:36:08,228
She'd have had multiple
seizures by now.
639
00:36:08,299 --> 00:36:09,664
Pulmonary Langerhans'.
640
00:36:09,734 --> 00:36:11,634
Doesn't explain
the red blood cells.
641
00:36:12,770 --> 00:36:13,828
Come on!
642
00:36:13,938 --> 00:36:17,169
Cysts, synesthesia, heart
attack. You guys have gotta...
643
00:36:17,241 --> 00:36:19,436
Von Hippel-Lindau syndrome.
644
00:36:20,845 --> 00:36:24,281
Raises red blood cell count,
causes masses on the organs.
645
00:36:24,348 --> 00:36:27,010
If one of the masses
is a pheochromocytoma,
646
00:36:27,084 --> 00:36:29,814
it could cause neurologic
episodes and a heart attack.
647
00:36:34,625 --> 00:36:38,959
Do you see a blonde guy who still
has peach fuzz standing up there?
648
00:36:40,298 --> 00:36:41,492
Yeah.
649
00:36:42,333 --> 00:36:45,461
This is a closed procedure.
Gallery's off limits.
650
00:36:46,137 --> 00:36:47,764
Not to the surgical staff.
651
00:36:49,574 --> 00:36:51,872
Are you gonna hire
that guy instead of us?
652
00:37:00,818 --> 00:37:03,184
Not a chance.
I love you guys.
653
00:37:04,188 --> 00:37:08,284
Please dig out the cysts, histology
to confirm Von Hippel-Lindau.
654
00:37:08,359 --> 00:37:10,327
Don't forget her chesticles.
655
00:37:20,037 --> 00:37:22,870
Calling Arizona was
a very nice touch.
656
00:37:22,940 --> 00:37:24,202
You do have residual...
657
00:37:24,275 --> 00:37:26,402
Not only do I not
have residual feelings,
658
00:37:26,477 --> 00:37:28,138
I didn't even have
primary feelings.
659
00:37:28,212 --> 00:37:29,645
You freaked...
You lied!
660
00:37:29,714 --> 00:37:31,113
Because you
knew it meant...
661
00:37:31,182 --> 00:37:32,444
It meant nothing!
662
00:37:32,516 --> 00:37:35,144
I saw him
'cause he was there.
663
00:37:35,219 --> 00:37:37,847
Did Cameron follow her bashert
to the surgery department?
664
00:37:37,922 --> 00:37:39,719
I think Chase
followed her.
665
00:37:39,790 --> 00:37:42,281
She's been a senior attending
in the ER the last three weeks.
666
00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:44,794
A blonde senior attending,
to be accurate.
667
00:37:44,862 --> 00:37:47,092
And Foreman,
is he back in neurology?
668
00:37:47,164 --> 00:37:50,224
He's at New York Mercy.
He's been there a month.
669
00:37:50,301 --> 00:37:52,269
Did you see Foreman?
670
00:37:52,336 --> 00:37:53,394
No.
671
00:37:53,471 --> 00:37:56,736
Doctor Chang to OR.
Doctor Chang to OR.
672
00:37:58,075 --> 00:38:00,566
So, I'm cured.
673
00:38:00,645 --> 00:38:03,478
You're fine for now, but Von
Hippel-Lindau is a genetic disease.
674
00:38:03,547 --> 00:38:04,912
There's no cure.
675
00:38:06,050 --> 00:38:09,076
Greta, you need to
come clean to NASA.
676
00:38:09,987 --> 00:38:11,750
You said you
got all the cysts.
677
00:38:11,822 --> 00:38:13,346
They could re-emerge.
678
00:38:14,325 --> 00:38:15,952
I'll go to
radiology clinics.
679
00:38:16,027 --> 00:38:17,585
I'll get regular
screenings.
680
00:38:17,662 --> 00:38:19,994
If something happened
while you're up there,
681
00:38:20,064 --> 00:38:21,156
you'd be playing
Russian Roulette
682
00:38:21,232 --> 00:38:22,426
with other people's...
Relax.
683
00:38:23,934 --> 00:38:26,596
She doesn't have to tell,
and neither do you.
684
00:38:27,672 --> 00:38:32,200
Turns out the NASA doctors even know
where the hyphen in Von Hippel-Lindau goes.
685
00:38:33,678 --> 00:38:35,373
You called them?
686
00:38:35,846 --> 00:38:37,370
I'm not an idiot.
687
00:38:37,915 --> 00:38:39,883
Those shuttles
fly over New Jersey.
688
00:38:51,729 --> 00:38:54,960
So, here we are.
The big moment!
689
00:38:55,032 --> 00:38:58,798
Which of you gets to live
to be abused another day?
690
00:38:58,869 --> 00:39:03,636
And which of you goes home and rationalizes
being fired as character building?
691
00:39:09,380 --> 00:39:10,870
The following numbers,
thanks for playing.
692
00:39:10,948 --> 00:39:15,783
21, 19, 8, 34,
693
00:39:16,387 --> 00:39:17,718
17,
694
00:39:18,289 --> 00:39:20,280
29, 5,
695
00:39:20,958 --> 00:39:23,085
36, 2.
696
00:39:24,795 --> 00:39:26,888
The rest of you,
8 a. m. Sharp.
697
00:39:26,964 --> 00:39:29,728
I'll be in sometime
between 10:00 and 3:00.
698
00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:32,234
Oh, and 26,
stick around a while.
699
00:39:37,441 --> 00:39:39,272
I did nothing wrong.
700
00:39:39,643 --> 00:39:41,076
Lots of people
did nothing wrong.
701
00:39:41,145 --> 00:39:42,874
Other people screwed up,
I never even...
702
00:39:42,947 --> 00:39:45,074
Other people took chances.
703
00:39:45,816 --> 00:39:47,283
26?
704
00:39:51,255 --> 00:39:52,654
Buddy Ebsen actually
was allergic to...
705
00:39:52,723 --> 00:39:55,157
Yeah, I know.
How old are you?
706
00:39:55,226 --> 00:39:56,693
21.
707
00:39:56,761 --> 00:39:58,592
You don't think
it's relevant.
708
00:39:58,662 --> 00:40:01,187
I'll likely have less time to
use the skills you teach us,
709
00:40:01,265 --> 00:40:03,096
but I don't think
that's significant to you.
710
00:40:03,167 --> 00:40:06,068
How about the fact that you
never went to medical school?
711
00:40:07,505 --> 00:40:11,032
Which is why you let the
unlucky number do the trans echo.
712
00:40:12,109 --> 00:40:14,441
At least you're
ethically unethical.
713
00:40:17,148 --> 00:40:21,084
30 years I worked in the Columbia
med school admissions office.
714
00:40:21,152 --> 00:40:24,815
Audited all the classes,
most of them, more than once.
715
00:40:26,357 --> 00:40:28,154
I just never
got a diploma.
716
00:40:29,293 --> 00:40:31,523
You had to know I'd
find out sooner or later.
717
00:40:33,431 --> 00:40:35,023
I know you break rules.
718
00:40:35,933 --> 00:40:37,924
I thought maybe
you'd break one for me.
719
00:40:40,371 --> 00:40:41,998
I can't hire you
as a doctor.
720
00:40:42,840 --> 00:40:44,899
But you can still
tell me what you think.
721
00:40:45,509 --> 00:40:48,103
You could also fetch me coffee
and pick up my dry cleaning.
722
00:40:48,179 --> 00:40:50,613
Until I can decide
whether or not to keep you.
723
00:40:50,681 --> 00:40:54,742
So, I'm playing this whole game
to be, like, your secretary?
724
00:40:54,819 --> 00:40:57,310
Assistant sounds marginally
less demeaning.
725
00:40:58,222 --> 00:41:00,247
It's not my dream job.
726
00:41:00,324 --> 00:41:03,691
Actually, it is. It's
just not your dream title.
727
00:41:30,154 --> 00:41:31,746
Three weeks.
728
00:41:31,822 --> 00:41:35,280
For someone who never misses something
small, you missed something big.
729
00:41:37,228 --> 00:41:38,661
You're an idiot.
730
00:41:39,430 --> 00:41:41,762
The hair, where I'm working,
or both?
731
00:41:41,832 --> 00:41:43,800
The hair makes you
look like a hooker.
732
00:41:44,535 --> 00:41:45,900
I like it.
733
00:41:47,071 --> 00:41:49,596
Pulling pieces of windshield
out of car accident victims,
734
00:41:49,673 --> 00:41:52,801
and reattaching fingertips
sliced off cutting bagels?
735
00:41:53,544 --> 00:41:56,672
At least Chase's move
is only one step down.
736
00:41:56,747 --> 00:41:59,375
I can do good here.
Get it out of my system.
737
00:42:02,987 --> 00:42:05,012
Why'd you rat your
patient out to NASA?
738
00:42:06,056 --> 00:42:08,923
I don't know who's been gossiping
about ethics instead of sex,
739
00:42:08,993 --> 00:42:10,984
but I hope they've
already been fired.
740
00:42:11,562 --> 00:42:13,689
Which number was it?
Greta.
741
00:42:13,764 --> 00:42:15,664
Number.
No number, the patient.
742
00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:17,667
How do you think she got
your pager number?
743
00:42:17,735 --> 00:42:19,293
She came into the ER,
didn't want to talk...
744
00:42:19,370 --> 00:42:20,667
I didn't rat her out.
745
00:42:20,738 --> 00:42:22,035
You lied?
746
00:42:22,940 --> 00:42:26,137
I suppose I should tell her
that before she keys my car.
747
00:42:26,210 --> 00:42:27,734
Why lie?
748
00:42:27,811 --> 00:42:29,938
I had to stop
some leaky faucets.
749
00:42:30,981 --> 00:42:32,346
What did it matter?
750
00:42:33,117 --> 00:42:34,914
It was no one's business.
751
00:42:36,186 --> 00:42:37,244
Right.
752
00:42:37,321 --> 00:42:39,482
She's gonna be the safest astronaut up there.
753
00:42:40,291 --> 00:42:42,816
Certainly more vigilant than the
guy next to her who's got no clue
754
00:42:42,893 --> 00:42:45,225
about the aneurysm
in his head ready to pop.
755
00:42:45,296 --> 00:42:46,627
Right.
756
00:42:47,932 --> 00:42:49,832
You got a better reason?
757
00:42:52,870 --> 00:42:55,100
You couldn't kill her dream.