1 00:00:00,336 --> 00:00:03,608 Big eye, this is cobra zero six, just entered Indian country 2 00:00:03,670 --> 00:00:07,057 approaching way point four. Request confirmation to engage target. 3 00:00:07,114 --> 00:00:08,424 on first approch. 4 00:00:08,469 --> 00:00:12,147 Roger, Cobra zero six. Big eye waiting for confirmation as well. 5 00:00:12,291 --> 00:00:14,734 We wait any longer, big eye, we're not gonna have any choice 6 00:00:14,749 --> 00:00:17,122 in the matter. I can't exactly do a u-turn here. 7 00:00:17,186 --> 00:00:19,598 Roger that, cobra. Hold for confirmation. 8 00:01:10,085 --> 00:01:11,568 Captain Cooper, are you okay? 9 00:01:11,668 --> 00:01:13,200 What happened? You weren't answering. 10 00:01:13,245 --> 00:01:15,598 Because the damn comcord got disconnected. 11 00:01:15,690 --> 00:01:17,522 You spend a billion dollars on the avionics 12 00:01:17,580 --> 00:01:19,503 and don't bother to check the comm connection? 13 00:01:19,560 --> 00:01:21,120 I checked that twice before you got in. 14 00:01:21,171 --> 00:01:23,614 And the next time you ask us to test a prototype, 15 00:01:23,691 --> 00:01:26,127 it'd be nice if your directional gyro didn't spin like a top 16 00:01:26,142 --> 00:01:28,185 when I'm supposed to be 500 feet off the floor. 17 00:01:28,281 --> 00:01:29,293 I'm sorry. 18 00:01:29,760 --> 00:01:33,985 I'll go review the simulation, see if I can figure out what went wrong. 19 00:01:42,085 --> 00:01:46,029 Season 4 - Episode 2 20 00:01:46,904 --> 00:01:50,183 Transcript: swsub.com 21 00:01:52,007 --> 00:01:57,004 Synchro: BlueDoc, ¤AkaZab¤ 22 00:02:13,083 --> 00:02:14,299 Who is this man? 23 00:02:18,734 --> 00:02:20,335 Come on, take a shot. 24 00:02:20,933 --> 00:02:23,403 I'm not gonna fire you every time you get a wrong answer. 25 00:02:23,456 --> 00:02:24,749 Neville Chamberlain. 26 00:02:24,812 --> 00:02:25,892 You're fired. 27 00:02:27,284 --> 00:02:29,085 Does this man look like he's ceding 28 00:02:29,131 --> 00:02:31,716 Czechoslovakia to a fascist dictatorship? 29 00:02:31,879 --> 00:02:34,214 It's Buddy Ebsen, the actor. 30 00:02:34,966 --> 00:02:35,969 He's dead. 31 00:02:36,089 --> 00:02:37,458 - Why are we... - Buddy Ebsen 32 00:02:37,688 --> 00:02:40,215 was the original tin man in the wizard of oz, 33 00:02:40,309 --> 00:02:41,312 for a day. 34 00:02:41,511 --> 00:02:44,289 He was diagnosed allergic to the aluminum dust in the makeup. 35 00:02:44,500 --> 00:02:46,680 His lungs failed, nearly died. 36 00:02:46,698 --> 00:02:47,991 Question is, why? 37 00:02:48,210 --> 00:02:49,812 Didn't you just say he was allergic? 38 00:02:49,905 --> 00:02:52,606 You may not have legs, but you got ears. 39 00:02:52,682 --> 00:02:55,846 I suggest you use them. I said he was diagnosed allergic. 40 00:02:56,294 --> 00:03:00,249 Since we are currently short exactly one interesting patient, 41 00:03:00,333 --> 00:03:04,134 we are gonna figure out what really happened to buddy ebsen in 1938. 44 00:03:09,923 --> 00:03:11,621 - So. - House. 45 00:03:17,144 --> 00:03:20,385 I want seven alternate diagnoses when I get back. 46 00:03:24,701 --> 00:03:26,245 Did you forget how to count to three? 47 00:03:26,303 --> 00:03:27,519 I get budget for three. 48 00:03:27,572 --> 00:03:29,019 Doesn't mean I can only hire three. 49 00:03:29,068 --> 00:03:30,765 Actually, that's exactly what it means. 50 00:03:30,846 --> 00:03:33,200 I cut the permanent salaries by 10%. 51 00:03:33,253 --> 00:03:35,674 Over three years, that'll more than make up for the breakage 52 00:03:35,689 --> 00:03:38,052 on the 27 that I'm gonna weed out over the next few weeks. 53 00:03:38,067 --> 00:03:39,355 There's 40 people in there. 54 00:03:41,270 --> 00:03:43,565 Row D, you're fired. 55 00:03:44,632 --> 00:03:46,503 I didn't actually count all the resumes. 56 00:03:46,964 --> 00:03:50,263 This is stupid. You can't manage that many people. 57 00:03:50,350 --> 00:03:52,480 You're just gonna keep weeding them out arbitrarily. 58 00:03:52,533 --> 00:03:55,470 Sure, and having them sitting in my office schmoozing about 59 00:03:55,507 --> 00:03:58,883 their favorite algerian surfing movies is a much better system. 60 00:03:58,940 --> 00:04:01,794 - Wait a sec, were you in Row D? - Yes. 61 00:04:01,900 --> 00:04:04,611 My apologies, my boss says I'm being arbitrary and stupid. 62 00:04:04,670 --> 00:04:07,575 Row D is not fired. Row C is fired. 63 00:04:08,002 --> 00:04:09,410 Great. Thank you. 64 00:04:10,897 --> 00:04:13,829 See, that was not arbitrary. 65 00:04:14,011 --> 00:04:17,426 Well, I'd love to chat, but I've been paged. 66 00:04:17,830 --> 00:04:21,334 That's interesting. Apparently paged myself. 67 00:04:32,659 --> 00:04:35,051 If you have a resume there, not interested. 68 00:04:35,245 --> 00:04:37,830 But I wouldn't mind hearing how you got my pager number. 69 00:04:38,314 --> 00:04:39,954 It's not a resume. 70 00:04:42,270 --> 00:04:43,697 $50,000. 71 00:04:43,789 --> 00:04:47,088 Does one-eyed nicky want me to run that to Jimmy The Nose? 72 00:04:47,223 --> 00:04:48,805 It's for my medical bills. 73 00:04:50,094 --> 00:04:52,062 I need you to find out what's wrong with me. 74 00:04:52,858 --> 00:04:55,135 Insurance is usually cheaper than that. 75 00:04:56,605 --> 00:04:58,881 Cash means there is something to hide. 76 00:04:58,921 --> 00:05:01,893 I'm a captain in the air force about to start a new assignment. 77 00:05:02,677 --> 00:05:04,934 NASA's astronaut training program. 78 00:05:05,678 --> 00:05:08,321 I discovered salt and created FM radio. 79 00:05:08,525 --> 00:05:11,744 Something is wrong, with my eyes, my ears. 80 00:05:12,993 --> 00:05:14,517 Well, if it's fixable, 81 00:05:14,996 --> 00:05:16,751 the air force will do it for free. 82 00:05:17,491 --> 00:05:18,803 If not, doesn't matter. 83 00:05:18,863 --> 00:05:22,856 There are 100 applicants ready to take my place who don't need to be fixed. 84 00:05:23,025 --> 00:05:24,752 I need to do this off the books. 85 00:05:24,871 --> 00:05:27,572 I did the research. You're the best, you break rules, 86 00:05:27,756 --> 00:05:29,975 and you don't care about anyone except yourself. 87 00:05:32,177 --> 00:05:33,701 Well, let's say that's true. 88 00:05:36,016 --> 00:05:37,521 You get a new job, 89 00:05:38,532 --> 00:05:41,927 hospital gets a nice wad of cash. 90 00:05:42,643 --> 00:05:43,742 What do I get? 91 00:05:44,904 --> 00:05:47,258 I crashed a flight simulator 92 00:05:48,112 --> 00:05:49,944 because I started to hear 93 00:05:50,504 --> 00:05:51,797 with my eyes. 94 00:05:56,234 --> 00:05:58,723 - The aluminum, could've been tainted... - Don't care. 95 00:05:58,825 --> 00:05:59,828 New patient. 96 00:06:00,629 --> 00:06:02,038 30 year old female, 97 00:06:02,872 --> 00:06:04,357 with synesthesia. 98 00:06:05,391 --> 00:06:06,433 New rules. 99 00:06:08,828 --> 00:06:11,625 You generate a lab report, you shred it. 100 00:06:11,799 --> 00:06:13,600 X ray, you melt it. 101 00:06:13,660 --> 00:06:15,550 No notes, no records, nothing. 102 00:06:15,929 --> 00:06:19,228 As far as you're concerned, the patient is Osama Bin Laden. 103 00:06:19,533 --> 00:06:22,041 And everyone not in this room is delta force. 104 00:06:22,387 --> 00:06:23,409 Any questions? 105 00:06:23,470 --> 00:06:25,786 We're protecting Osama Bin Laden? 106 00:06:26,194 --> 00:06:28,490 It's a metaphor. Get used to it. 107 00:06:28,740 --> 00:06:30,033 Any more questions? 108 00:06:30,210 --> 00:06:31,965 And you're not even gonna tell us her name? 109 00:06:31,980 --> 00:06:35,085 You think her name might be connected to what's wrong with her? 110 00:06:35,640 --> 00:06:38,168 Here's Osama! 111 00:06:46,081 --> 00:06:47,566 You all have numbers, 112 00:06:47,640 --> 00:06:50,168 so we're gonna do this alphabetically. 113 00:06:51,130 --> 00:06:55,185 - 8, 15, and 5. - Is the synesthesia new? 114 00:06:55,898 --> 00:06:56,708 Yes. 115 00:06:56,770 --> 00:06:59,439 Any history of similar symptoms or psychiatric 116 00:06:59,480 --> 00:07:00,657 No, nothing. 117 00:07:00,703 --> 00:07:02,780 Are you on any prescription meds? 118 00:07:02,838 --> 00:07:04,859 - Or use any other drugs? - No. 119 00:07:04,936 --> 00:07:06,209 Should we trust her answers? 120 00:07:06,285 --> 00:07:09,002 You think I'd pull you off Buddy Ebsen just for a junkie? 121 00:07:09,220 --> 00:07:10,532 Can we trust your answers? 122 00:07:10,600 --> 00:07:12,752 - Well, you gotta trust someone, right? - No. 123 00:07:13,336 --> 00:07:17,137 Has anyone close to you been sick lately a family member, a coworker? 124 00:07:17,218 --> 00:07:18,915 No, not that I'm aware of. 125 00:07:19,040 --> 00:07:20,796 Two down. Kitty Carlisle. 126 00:07:21,306 --> 00:07:23,505 You spend much time above 20,000 feet? 127 00:07:26,966 --> 00:07:28,317 Why would you ask that? 128 00:07:28,487 --> 00:07:30,899 People who fly are immobile for long periods. 129 00:07:30,929 --> 00:07:33,842 Could be a leg clot that embolized to the brain through a PFO. 130 00:07:33,949 --> 00:07:35,357 Unusual choice. 131 00:07:35,586 --> 00:07:38,712 Like you said, you wouldn't interrupt buddy with anything that wasn't. 132 00:07:39,713 --> 00:07:41,588 The patient is... 133 00:07:41,885 --> 00:07:43,592 A frequent flier. 134 00:07:44,813 --> 00:07:47,148 13, 32, 39. 135 00:07:47,242 --> 00:07:50,464 Get Osama an EEG, MRI, and angiogram. 136 00:07:51,996 --> 00:07:55,697 How many of you think that oswald acted alone? 137 00:07:56,491 --> 00:07:59,454 If, by alone, you mean that he was unaware that the CIA 138 00:07:59,512 --> 00:08:00,540 Oh, shut up. 139 00:08:01,227 --> 00:08:03,485 Split yourself into two groups. 140 00:08:03,957 --> 00:08:06,175 Test her blood. Test her stool. 141 00:08:07,594 --> 00:08:10,990 Who likes the designated hitter? 142 00:08:12,229 --> 00:08:14,911 You're wrong. You're lucky you're not fired. 143 00:08:15,107 --> 00:08:17,577 Two more groups. LPS and cultures. 144 00:08:17,664 --> 00:08:20,114 Who doesn't know what a designated hitter is? 145 00:08:21,535 --> 00:08:23,291 Here's her address. 146 00:08:23,557 --> 00:08:26,450 I want you to break in, find out what she's hiding. 147 00:08:31,803 --> 00:08:34,446 Why don't we just ask the patient for the key? 148 00:08:34,584 --> 00:08:36,163 If you could find out what she's hiding 149 00:08:36,204 --> 00:08:38,244 just by asking, we'd have to redefine hiding. 150 00:08:39,194 --> 00:08:41,586 You wanna live in this country, learn the language. 151 00:08:43,124 --> 00:08:44,841 What do you want the rest of us to do? 152 00:08:48,577 --> 00:08:52,313 30 people for three openings, and I want you to wash my car. 153 00:08:52,370 --> 00:08:54,543 This is not why I busted my ass in med school. 154 00:08:54,607 --> 00:08:56,787 We spend half an hour cleaning a car, big deal. 155 00:08:56,845 --> 00:08:57,944 It's demeaning. 156 00:08:58,496 --> 00:08:59,808 Work is demeaning? 157 00:08:59,940 --> 00:09:01,213 We're too good for this. 158 00:09:01,260 --> 00:09:03,343 Oh, don't give me that honest day's labor crap. 159 00:09:03,408 --> 00:09:06,765 We all went to med school so we wouldn't have to do an honest day's labor. 160 00:09:06,860 --> 00:09:08,554 What about an honest hour's labor? 161 00:09:08,575 --> 00:09:10,970 In exchange, we get a shot at learning from one of the best 162 00:09:10,985 --> 00:09:12,646 diagnosticians in the world. 163 00:09:13,894 --> 00:09:14,897 We don't. 164 00:09:15,016 --> 00:09:18,624 If we did, we'd be one of the ones drawing blood or checking for toxins. 165 00:09:18,872 --> 00:09:19,875 We're done. 166 00:09:20,335 --> 00:09:22,670 He's just not gonna cut us loose until we've 167 00:09:22,995 --> 00:09:25,445 dusted his shelves and starched his shirt. 168 00:09:27,966 --> 00:09:30,493 I'm outta here. Who's with me? 169 00:09:45,216 --> 00:09:47,068 Are we sure he wasn't joking? 170 00:09:47,131 --> 00:09:49,080 Maybe this is just a test. 171 00:09:49,336 --> 00:09:51,290 Everything's a joke, and everything's a test. 172 00:09:51,323 --> 00:09:53,812 And he wants us to do it. Come on, get up here. 173 00:09:53,870 --> 00:09:56,734 I could try, but I pulled a muscle in 1987 174 00:09:56,858 --> 00:09:59,653 I didn't waste two years repeating medical school to be 175 00:09:59,669 --> 00:10:02,019 - arrested and deported. - Why'd they make you repeat? 176 00:10:02,454 --> 00:10:03,804 Not enough gym credits? 177 00:10:04,395 --> 00:10:06,459 According to the state of New Jersey, 178 00:10:06,550 --> 00:10:10,370 medical schools in my country suffer from not being from this country. 179 00:10:16,714 --> 00:10:19,355 If you get it open, you're gonna have to come down and let me in. 180 00:10:19,370 --> 00:10:21,261 Or you could just wait out here. 181 00:10:22,530 --> 00:10:23,687 This is a competition. 182 00:10:30,446 --> 00:10:31,565 Change your mind? 183 00:10:33,591 --> 00:10:35,945 - Then why are you here? - Never intended to quit. 184 00:10:37,837 --> 00:10:40,673 - Well, then why did you. - Intended to get everyone else to quit. 185 00:10:42,615 --> 00:10:43,812 Get off the car. 186 00:10:44,100 --> 00:10:45,296 I need to clean it. 187 00:10:45,370 --> 00:10:46,693 We need to clean it. 188 00:10:47,731 --> 00:10:50,509 I stole his keys. We'll take it to a car wash. 189 00:10:50,728 --> 00:10:52,774 He's got people breaking into a woman's apartment. 190 00:10:52,801 --> 00:10:56,207 Obviously, respecting personal property isn't one of the rules. 191 00:11:07,745 --> 00:11:09,867 I told the super I was worried about my niece. 192 00:11:09,918 --> 00:11:11,635 She hasn't been answering the telephone. 193 00:11:11,975 --> 00:11:12,978 Nice guy. 194 00:11:13,036 --> 00:11:14,425 Two daughters at mount holyoke. 195 00:11:17,253 --> 00:11:18,527 No evidence of clots. 196 00:11:18,560 --> 00:11:21,087 And other than elevated red blood cell counts, 197 00:11:21,887 --> 00:11:23,701 the, uh, blood work was. 198 00:11:23,998 --> 00:11:25,001 Unremarkable. 199 00:11:28,592 --> 00:11:30,772 Got a problem with the naked female form? 200 00:11:32,354 --> 00:11:33,357 Not at all. 201 00:11:33,659 --> 00:11:37,479 Maybe she's just not used with the naked dolphin form. 202 00:11:37,670 --> 00:11:40,245 That's not a dolphin. It's a porpoise. 203 00:11:40,655 --> 00:11:42,044 There is a difference, you know. 204 00:11:42,248 --> 00:11:43,316 Salary, for one thing. 205 00:11:43,380 --> 00:11:45,022 You want us to give you a minute? 206 00:11:52,419 --> 00:11:55,190 - High red blood cell count likely means - carbon monoxide poisoning. 207 00:11:55,205 --> 00:11:56,894 There are a lot of different explanations 208 00:11:56,909 --> 00:11:58,240 for elevated red blood cells. 209 00:11:58,304 --> 00:12:00,752 Yeah, well, which one fits best with the damaged fluid that 210 00:12:00,829 --> 00:12:04,501 your competitors found in the gas fireplace in Osama's cave? 211 00:12:07,786 --> 00:12:08,788 Car's clean. 212 00:12:08,834 --> 00:12:11,844 Did you just see a blond guy with a pretentious accent? 213 00:12:11,918 --> 00:12:14,253 - Can't see an accent. - Good point. 214 00:12:14,700 --> 00:12:16,089 Can I have my car keys back? 215 00:12:18,850 --> 00:12:20,057 Gimme the car keys, 216 00:12:20,115 --> 00:12:23,974 put the patient in a hyperbaric chamber, and no more prime numbers for you. 217 00:12:25,128 --> 00:12:26,402 Thank you. 218 00:12:27,766 --> 00:12:31,470 The high pressure and oxygen will flush the carbon monoxide from your system. 219 00:12:31,570 --> 00:12:34,929 This much oxygen for too long can have some toxic effects, 220 00:12:35,065 --> 00:12:36,609 so we'll do this in cycles. 221 00:12:37,353 --> 00:12:38,684 Can I talk to you a second? 222 00:12:41,805 --> 00:12:44,448 You're working that thing all the time. Is everything alright? 223 00:12:44,502 --> 00:12:47,075 We're supposed to be watching her heart rate and blood pressure. 224 00:12:47,090 --> 00:12:49,037 Yeah, I was until you pulled me over here. 225 00:12:49,764 --> 00:12:52,022 I'm sending out a consult on another patient. 226 00:12:53,182 --> 00:12:55,965 What? I'm not quitting my old job until I'm sure I've got a new one. 227 00:12:55,980 --> 00:12:57,774 - didn't say anything. - You had a look. 228 00:12:57,953 --> 00:12:59,670 Yeah. I did. 229 00:13:00,307 --> 00:13:01,310 Sorry. 230 00:13:01,540 --> 00:13:03,065 I think she's having a heart attack. 231 00:13:03,130 --> 00:13:05,348 No, I just feel a little funny. 232 00:13:07,075 --> 00:13:08,098 Tachyarrhythmia. 233 00:13:09,675 --> 00:13:10,731 Call? 234 00:13:15,230 --> 00:13:17,130 - Nothing. - V-FIB, 235 00:13:17,164 --> 00:13:18,170 where the hell is clear. 236 00:13:18,207 --> 00:13:19,713 Are you crazy? You can't bring those. 237 00:13:19,728 --> 00:13:20,982 - We're in a! - Clear. 238 00:13:26,073 --> 00:13:27,307 She's on fire! 239 00:13:39,489 --> 00:13:42,192 - Her heart's beating. - And we are so fired. 240 00:13:46,681 --> 00:13:49,000 We've started her on nitro and blood thinners. 241 00:13:49,058 --> 00:13:51,596 Electrolytes and post-arrest EKG were normal. 242 00:13:51,654 --> 00:13:53,578 The attack was not caused by the procedure. 243 00:13:53,732 --> 00:13:55,622 So what does cause synesthesia, 244 00:13:55,699 --> 00:13:57,744 high red blood cell count, and heart attack? 245 00:13:57,799 --> 00:14:02,274 Aren't we gonna discuss what caused the sudden appearance of burnt flesh? 246 00:14:03,707 --> 00:14:06,601 He brought charged paddles into an oxygenated room. 247 00:14:06,950 --> 00:14:08,243 And you didn't stop him. 248 00:14:09,037 --> 00:14:10,444 Means either you thought 249 00:14:10,522 --> 00:14:12,953 it was a chance worth taking, making you a hypocrite, 250 00:14:13,118 --> 00:14:16,172 or you thought he'd fail, making you a cutthroat little pixie. 251 00:14:17,830 --> 00:14:19,798 - What causes? - Takayasu's syndrome. 252 00:14:19,929 --> 00:14:21,588 Not without a rash and a fever. 253 00:14:21,680 --> 00:14:23,467 - It's gotta be whipple's. - No way. 254 00:14:23,544 --> 00:14:25,482 You ever see whipple's without abdominal pain? 255 00:14:25,511 --> 00:14:26,515 Stop it! 256 00:14:26,949 --> 00:14:29,939 This argument is distracting every male and lesbian here. 257 00:14:30,244 --> 00:14:31,247 You're both right 258 00:14:31,286 --> 00:14:33,957 in the sense that you've convinced me that you're both wrong. 259 00:14:34,077 --> 00:14:35,910 What about cardiomyopathy? 260 00:14:36,116 --> 00:14:40,342 Structural abnormality causes the heart attack and throws clots to the brain, 261 00:14:40,585 --> 00:14:42,187 leading to synesthesia. 262 00:14:42,930 --> 00:14:44,840 - How old are you? - I'm 21. 263 00:14:45,474 --> 00:14:46,574 Unless it's relevant. 264 00:14:47,506 --> 00:14:48,875 Okay, scooter. 265 00:14:49,633 --> 00:14:51,408 Do a transesophageal echo. 266 00:14:51,987 --> 00:14:56,097 And since the positive divisors of 26 are 2 and 13, have them assist. 267 00:14:56,538 --> 00:14:59,449 Rest of you, go to the cafeteria, document 268 00:14:59,737 --> 00:15:01,918 ten things that can cause infection. 269 00:15:02,189 --> 00:15:03,192 Each. 270 00:15:13,333 --> 00:15:14,348 I wouldn't. 271 00:15:14,386 --> 00:15:16,295 Someone named "17" 272 00:15:16,454 --> 00:15:19,618 thinks there could be listeria in the cream cheese. 273 00:15:20,517 --> 00:15:22,176 17's a stupid number. 274 00:15:23,835 --> 00:15:26,169 - What's Chase doing here? - You saw Chase? 275 00:15:26,683 --> 00:15:28,458 Last night, outside my office. 276 00:15:29,445 --> 00:15:30,487 That's interesting. 277 00:15:32,107 --> 00:15:33,430 It's more curious than actually. 278 00:15:33,468 --> 00:15:36,425 Chase took a job at the mayo clinic in Arizona. 279 00:15:37,458 --> 00:15:38,499 A week ago. 280 00:15:41,399 --> 00:15:42,422 Interesting. 281 00:15:43,232 --> 00:15:45,547 It wasn't Foreman or Cameron you... 282 00:15:45,952 --> 00:15:47,013 "saw," 283 00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:48,994 but Chase, the one you fired. 284 00:15:49,170 --> 00:15:50,385 Not interesting. 285 00:15:51,146 --> 00:15:54,329 Someone who looked like someone I used to know walked by my office. 286 00:15:54,577 --> 00:15:56,505 It's always interesting when repressed 287 00:15:56,535 --> 00:15:59,313 guilt starts, unrepressing itself. 288 00:16:00,602 --> 00:16:03,400 The only thing I feel guilty for. Is this. 289 00:16:09,422 --> 00:16:12,297 We're gonna feed this endoscope down your esophagus, 290 00:16:12,705 --> 00:16:15,309 try to find where your heart might be damaged. 291 00:16:15,663 --> 00:16:17,458 It's gonna feel uncomfortable. 292 00:16:17,847 --> 00:16:19,487 But just keep swallowing. 293 00:16:19,918 --> 00:16:22,595 I promise you'll be fine. 294 00:16:23,647 --> 00:16:24,689 She's ready. 295 00:16:27,345 --> 00:16:28,772 Go ahead. Take a whack. 296 00:16:29,548 --> 00:16:30,365 Right. 297 00:16:30,422 --> 00:16:33,104 So if we don't find anything, House blames me. 298 00:16:33,213 --> 00:16:35,027 Or you find something and get a gold star. 299 00:16:35,065 --> 00:16:36,230 Why don't you want to do it? 300 00:16:36,517 --> 00:16:40,086 House isn't gonna be impressed by a gray hair doing his ten thousandth echo. 301 00:16:40,392 --> 00:16:43,019 - She's just be interesting. - That makes you suspicious. 302 00:16:43,956 --> 00:16:44,960 Doctor? 303 00:16:45,563 --> 00:16:46,856 Call me "13". 304 00:16:47,198 --> 00:16:48,722 I'm not getting invested. 305 00:16:51,732 --> 00:16:53,449 Her heart's structurally sound. 306 00:16:53,551 --> 00:16:55,384 No clots. No valvular defects. 307 00:16:55,433 --> 00:16:57,059 No wall motion abnormalities. 308 00:16:57,113 --> 00:16:58,763 Got that from "structurally sound". 309 00:16:58,828 --> 00:17:00,680 - What did she say? - Structurally sound. 310 00:17:00,740 --> 00:17:03,583 I assume you're not all walking with me to tell me you found nothing. 311 00:17:03,620 --> 00:17:06,301 It showed a short burst in the at. 312 00:17:08,426 --> 00:17:09,603 Okay. Who's next? 313 00:17:09,708 --> 00:17:12,183 Showed a short burst of atrial flutter. I ran a rhythm strip 314 00:17:12,218 --> 00:17:14,070 - twice and got the same result. - Stop. 315 00:17:15,263 --> 00:17:18,465 Okay, here's how we diagnose in transit. I lead, you draft. 316 00:17:18,513 --> 00:17:21,573 I move, you move. I stop, you stop. Got it? 317 00:17:21,768 --> 00:17:23,436 Flutter can mean hormone overproduction. 318 00:17:23,476 --> 00:17:25,343 Why did you do the test? I gave it to scooter. 319 00:17:25,382 --> 00:17:27,176 - We didn't think it mattered? - it doesn't. 320 00:17:27,481 --> 00:17:28,986 It matters that you let her. 321 00:17:29,513 --> 00:17:32,432 Okay. 10, 24, 39, 322 00:17:32,471 --> 00:17:35,461 run a trh stimulation test for hyperthyroidism. 323 00:17:35,515 --> 00:17:37,425 That could cause another heart attack. 324 00:17:37,869 --> 00:17:41,033 Proving her first attack was caused by her thyroid. 325 00:17:41,738 --> 00:17:43,744 Which is kinda the point, right? 326 00:17:49,429 --> 00:17:50,722 I ride alone. 327 00:17:52,583 --> 00:17:54,420 The hormones stimulate your thyroid. 328 00:17:54,458 --> 00:17:56,655 Don't worry if you get flushed or you start to sweat. 329 00:17:56,777 --> 00:17:58,147 It means the thyroid's working. 330 00:17:59,288 --> 00:18:01,835 And, uh, if you want, I can remove that mole. 331 00:18:03,103 --> 00:18:05,283 I'm a plastic surgeon. You're allowed a little vanity. 332 00:18:05,478 --> 00:18:07,408 I'm fine with the way I look. 333 00:18:07,628 --> 00:18:08,767 Good for you. 334 00:18:09,901 --> 00:18:13,219 Although, I do find it a bit odd that someone 335 00:18:13,363 --> 00:18:17,014 so self-assured doesn't want her doctors to find out what's wrong with her. 336 00:18:17,170 --> 00:18:19,370 What are you talking about? Why else am I here? 337 00:18:19,488 --> 00:18:20,877 You're jerking us around. 338 00:18:21,143 --> 00:18:23,535 You're handcuffing us with all these restrictions. 339 00:18:24,060 --> 00:18:25,333 I'm feeling warm. 340 00:18:26,390 --> 00:18:28,580 Her pulse is 120. Stop pushing. 341 00:18:28,613 --> 00:18:31,308 If thought this would handicap us, he wouldn't have taken the case. 342 00:18:31,336 --> 00:18:32,810 Or maybe that's why he took the case. 343 00:18:32,860 --> 00:18:35,078 He wants to see if we can get it out of her on our own. 344 00:18:35,117 --> 00:18:36,624 What did you find in her home? 345 00:18:37,365 --> 00:18:39,159 - You were in my home? - Nothing. 346 00:18:39,223 --> 00:18:41,188 Travel pictures, yearbook, 347 00:18:41,284 --> 00:18:42,943 her name on an employment slip? 348 00:18:42,982 --> 00:18:44,642 We weren't checking for that stuff OK? 349 00:18:44,777 --> 00:18:46,475 Obviously, House didn't want us to. 350 00:18:46,513 --> 00:18:48,963 You're gonna. You're gonna out me, aren't you? 351 00:18:49,148 --> 00:18:50,518 You're gonna ruin everything. 352 00:18:50,613 --> 00:18:53,411 Nobody's trying to do anything. Just relax. 353 00:18:54,370 --> 00:18:57,534 This is not a normal response to the test. Pulse and bp are too high. 354 00:18:57,895 --> 00:18:59,168 Get away from me. 355 00:19:04,186 --> 00:19:05,460 Get away from me. 356 00:19:05,862 --> 00:19:06,962 Don't touch me. 357 00:19:14,439 --> 00:19:16,465 Paging me during judge judy, 358 00:19:16,504 --> 00:19:18,851 not the best way to win my affections. 359 00:19:19,083 --> 00:19:20,676 She had another episode of synesthesia. 360 00:19:20,717 --> 00:19:23,398 It set off a psychotic attack. And now she ran in there and must've 361 00:19:23,456 --> 00:19:25,575 - jammed something in the handles. - So you call me. 362 00:19:26,237 --> 00:19:28,764 The guy with one good leg and zero leverage. 363 00:19:29,295 --> 00:19:33,347 We break that door down, security shows up, and her name goes in a file. 364 00:19:35,547 --> 00:19:38,480 Luckily, violence is not the last resort. 365 00:19:38,819 --> 00:19:41,192 Extortion is. So go ahead. 366 00:19:41,243 --> 00:19:42,265 Extort her. 367 00:19:46,954 --> 00:19:49,293 If you don't open this door, we're going to break it down. 368 00:19:50,553 --> 00:19:51,575 Clever. 369 00:19:52,007 --> 00:19:54,863 An appeal to her deep concern for hospital property. 370 00:19:55,240 --> 00:19:56,437 Let's see how that works. 371 00:20:01,344 --> 00:20:02,967 If you don't open this door, 372 00:20:03,087 --> 00:20:04,944 - you're going to die. - Go away! 373 00:20:06,463 --> 00:20:09,289 - You seem to be getting to her. - She doesn't care if she dies. 374 00:20:09,639 --> 00:20:12,516 - You think she wants to die? - No, but I think she only wants to live 375 00:20:12,531 --> 00:20:14,266 under certain circumstances. 376 00:20:17,978 --> 00:20:20,802 Open up or I blab your secret to everyone. 377 00:20:21,263 --> 00:20:22,848 You don't know anything. 378 00:20:23,158 --> 00:20:24,168 I do. 379 00:20:38,819 --> 00:20:42,372 - Anybody think that a sedative might... - I'm trying. 380 00:20:46,446 --> 00:20:47,619 Who's that? 381 00:20:55,477 --> 00:20:56,645 Who is she? 382 00:21:00,183 --> 00:21:01,686 Osama Bin Laden. 383 00:21:11,427 --> 00:21:12,581 Who is she? 384 00:21:16,182 --> 00:21:18,634 - Is she okay? - She's stable. 385 00:21:19,287 --> 00:21:20,441 Who is she? 386 00:21:21,343 --> 00:21:24,728 - What did House tell you? - That she is on the run 387 00:21:24,790 --> 00:21:26,547 from an international crime syndicate. 388 00:21:26,610 --> 00:21:27,975 That's what he told us. 389 00:21:28,090 --> 00:21:31,114 House maybe your boss, but I'm House's boss. 390 00:21:31,432 --> 00:21:33,900 You want to work here, I better be okay with it. 391 00:21:33,972 --> 00:21:36,958 Honestly, he didn't tell us anything about who she was... 392 00:21:37,001 --> 00:21:38,592 Her name's Greta Cooper. 393 00:21:40,995 --> 00:21:43,906 Wants to be an astronaut. Doesn't want NASA to know her brain's getting 394 00:21:43,940 --> 00:21:45,240 her ears confused with her eyes. 395 00:21:47,415 --> 00:21:48,830 I went through her mail. 396 00:21:50,780 --> 00:21:54,938 You're a virus, House. Now instead of one liability, I've got 20. 397 00:21:55,096 --> 00:21:56,651 Apparently, only 19. 398 00:21:57,298 --> 00:21:59,747 - Which number was it? - From now on, everything you do 399 00:21:59,837 --> 00:22:00,868 gets charted. 400 00:22:01,358 --> 00:22:05,046 With pen on paper. In a binder that says princeton plainsboro teaching hospital 401 00:22:05,143 --> 00:22:07,036 - on the cover. - Mom! 402 00:22:07,127 --> 00:22:09,606 If you want to run something through the labs, I get a copy. 403 00:22:09,621 --> 00:22:13,663 If you do scans, I get a copy. If you think about doing scans, 404 00:22:13,738 --> 00:22:14,925 I get a copy. 405 00:22:15,119 --> 00:22:18,408 You know my current thoughts, right? I don't have to put those on paper. 406 00:22:23,847 --> 00:22:24,934 Three issues. 407 00:22:25,575 --> 00:22:26,393 One, 408 00:22:26,739 --> 00:22:28,684 number 10, you're fired. 409 00:22:29,383 --> 00:22:31,208 - She told you? - Well, it had to be someone 410 00:22:31,233 --> 00:22:32,420 who went to her home. 411 00:22:32,507 --> 00:22:35,242 No. 26 is half asleep. Missed his afternoon nap. 412 00:22:35,497 --> 00:22:37,983 Obviously he doesn't feel guilt. No. 2 is here on a visa 413 00:22:38,060 --> 00:22:39,861 - she can't jeopardize... - you can't know. 414 00:22:39,936 --> 00:22:42,978 And that chick's been pointing at you since I walked in. 415 00:22:44,278 --> 00:22:45,375 Issue two. 416 00:22:45,997 --> 00:22:51,014 What causes synesthesia, high RBC, tachyarrhythmia, and panic attacks? 417 00:22:51,090 --> 00:22:53,538 Slight glucose elevation... That says thyroid. 418 00:22:53,621 --> 00:22:56,257 - Baseline thyrotropin's 1.1. - 1.3 419 00:22:56,379 --> 00:22:58,768 - Whatever. Her thyroid's working. - What about her liver? 420 00:22:58,843 --> 00:23:01,757 Original ALT levels weren't abnormal but were near the edge. 421 00:23:01,832 --> 00:23:03,740 - She has patient data on her PDA. - I do not. 422 00:23:03,755 --> 00:23:06,322 I saw the lab values. You said we couldn't write anything down. 423 00:23:06,338 --> 00:23:09,088 - I also said I wanted answers. - Liver cancer's the most likely. 424 00:23:09,187 --> 00:23:11,815 Paraneoplastic syndrome. We need to do an MRI. 425 00:23:11,905 --> 00:23:14,927 - Which brings us to issue three. - You're saying we can write stuff down? 426 00:23:14,942 --> 00:23:17,420 To you, I'm saying you're fired. To everyone else... 427 00:23:17,503 --> 00:23:19,779 - But you said specifically... - I hate tattletales. 428 00:23:19,974 --> 00:23:22,536 - She tattled on 10. - Now you tattled twice. 429 00:23:23,409 --> 00:23:24,483 Issue three... 430 00:23:25,204 --> 00:23:26,489 Come on, let's go. 431 00:23:28,156 --> 00:23:31,176 Issue three. How do we do tests when we can't do tests? 432 00:23:31,395 --> 00:23:34,617 Dr. Cuddy didn't say we can't do tests. She said we have to chart. 433 00:23:34,690 --> 00:23:37,509 If we chart, we won't get consent. So we can't. 434 00:23:37,577 --> 00:23:39,868 The patient's life may depend on her consenting. 435 00:23:39,935 --> 00:23:42,287 Her dreams depend on her not consenting. 436 00:23:42,918 --> 00:23:47,004 So, how do we do tests when we can't do tests? 437 00:23:47,771 --> 00:23:49,205 You've got an hour. 438 00:23:54,245 --> 00:23:57,626 How do you scan a liver without scanning a liver? 439 00:23:58,039 --> 00:24:00,397 And what's Cameron doing here? 440 00:24:00,893 --> 00:24:02,193 Interesting. 441 00:24:02,718 --> 00:24:06,219 - So you're seeing cameron now. - No, not "interesting", 442 00:24:06,321 --> 00:24:08,292 because not "seeing." 443 00:24:08,414 --> 00:24:09,428 "saw." 444 00:24:10,525 --> 00:24:13,267 My patient won't consent to MRIs or ultrasounds. 445 00:24:13,410 --> 00:24:15,964 And you've dealt with more liver cancer than anyone else here. 446 00:24:15,979 --> 00:24:19,757 So you want me to share the secret scanning techniques I learned in Nepal? 447 00:24:19,841 --> 00:24:22,456 Unfortunately, the monks made me swear a blood oath. 448 00:24:22,546 --> 00:24:24,747 - Where was she? - In the lobby. 449 00:24:26,009 --> 00:24:28,240 Guess we could palpate the area around the liver. 450 00:24:28,319 --> 00:24:31,260 Which won't work unless the tumor's enormous, which you know. 451 00:24:31,373 --> 00:24:34,776 Which means you're here because these visions are freaking you out. 452 00:24:35,903 --> 00:24:37,405 She had blonde hair. 453 00:24:37,759 --> 00:24:40,341 - Why would I hallucinate that? - Yes. 454 00:24:40,556 --> 00:24:44,393 Yes, why are you merging Cameron and Chase? 455 00:24:44,472 --> 00:24:47,609 We should find out before the next time you see her when she'll be black. 456 00:24:48,230 --> 00:24:51,328 Of course, it's scientifically impossible for a person to go back 457 00:24:51,414 --> 00:24:53,025 and visit somewhere they worked. 458 00:24:53,158 --> 00:24:56,741 No. But since she's not a dead cat, it is scientifically impossible 459 00:24:56,807 --> 00:24:58,735 for her to be in two places at once. 460 00:24:59,775 --> 00:25:00,851 Physics joke. 461 00:25:01,435 --> 00:25:05,144 - Don't hear enough of those. - She just called me from Arizona. 462 00:25:05,434 --> 00:25:07,653 Notice the area code. 480. 463 00:25:07,757 --> 00:25:09,982 They put an offer on a place in scottsdale. 464 00:25:10,222 --> 00:25:12,906 Do you want to talk or should I? I guess we could both talk. 465 00:25:12,979 --> 00:25:16,780 Although they're engaged. And if you're staying in touch, you might want to buy. 466 00:25:22,038 --> 00:25:25,863 Maybe it's not repressed guilt. Maybe it's just... Panic. 467 00:25:26,398 --> 00:25:28,860 Right now you've got enough fellows to build a railroad. 468 00:25:28,920 --> 00:25:31,291 But you're gonna have to narrow that room full of numbers 469 00:25:31,346 --> 00:25:32,349 down to three people. 470 00:25:32,404 --> 00:25:36,412 Any chance you could turn this creative brilliance towards my patient's liver? 471 00:25:37,282 --> 00:25:39,878 I think you're gonna choose people for reasons that have 472 00:25:39,939 --> 00:25:42,779 nothing to do with their skills. I think you're going to choose people 473 00:25:42,794 --> 00:25:46,558 just because you can't stand them. Because if you like them, 474 00:25:46,674 --> 00:25:48,622 well, that's just... 475 00:25:49,697 --> 00:25:50,701 Stressful. 476 00:25:52,894 --> 00:25:54,033 Stress. 477 00:25:55,398 --> 00:25:56,432 I like it. 478 00:26:00,803 --> 00:26:04,123 - We need to stress the patient's liver. - You mean make her sick? 479 00:26:04,208 --> 00:26:06,258 I mean make her sick in a specific way. 480 00:26:06,434 --> 00:26:09,401 If her liver's given to malfunctioning, we make it malfunction. 481 00:26:09,571 --> 00:26:12,709 Are we on the other side of wrong here? Don't we have an ethics board 482 00:26:12,769 --> 00:26:15,530 - that we should consult? - I fired you. 483 00:26:15,857 --> 00:26:19,110 - No, you didn't. - He fired you. You're No. 6. 484 00:26:19,347 --> 00:26:20,722 No, I'm not. I'm No. 9. 485 00:26:21,652 --> 00:26:23,573 I approve of your shamelessness. 486 00:26:24,206 --> 00:26:25,447 You're still fired. 487 00:26:26,006 --> 00:26:27,636 How do we stress her liver? 488 00:26:27,819 --> 00:26:30,275 Lying and paperwork, I get. Shutting down organs... 489 00:26:30,373 --> 00:26:33,364 We could give her intravenous vitamin D and stick her in a tanning booth. 490 00:26:33,443 --> 00:26:36,368 If she goes into a coma, we know it's a metabolic problem. 491 00:26:37,059 --> 00:26:38,076 Nice. 492 00:26:38,335 --> 00:26:40,604 But vitamin D's metabolized by the liver and kidneys. 493 00:26:40,683 --> 00:26:42,486 It wouldn't tell us which one's screwed up. 494 00:26:42,501 --> 00:26:44,123 We could get her wasted. 495 00:26:46,257 --> 00:26:49,251 Give her shots of tequila. Measure how long it takes for her to pass out. 496 00:26:49,266 --> 00:26:52,155 If it's too fast, then we know her liver's not processing alcohol. 497 00:26:52,209 --> 00:26:53,251 It's a shot. 498 00:26:55,098 --> 00:26:56,399 I like you, No. 9. 499 00:27:04,432 --> 00:27:06,900 - You wanted to see me? - You a mormon? 500 00:27:09,247 --> 00:27:11,479 You're wearing a ring from Brigham young. 501 00:27:12,690 --> 00:27:14,836 Or did your folks just do the lawns? 502 00:27:15,130 --> 00:27:17,961 The church has a very progressive attitude toward racial equality. 503 00:27:18,003 --> 00:27:20,594 Don't care. Actually, I'm thanking God. 504 00:27:21,316 --> 00:27:23,372 You're the only non-drinker we got. 505 00:27:23,883 --> 00:27:27,264 We need a control group to establish whether the liver's deterioration 506 00:27:27,337 --> 00:27:28,662 is within normal range. 507 00:27:28,940 --> 00:27:32,098 Got a big drinker, medium drinker, now I got a no-drinker. 508 00:27:32,336 --> 00:27:33,722 Just do an MRI. 509 00:27:36,205 --> 00:27:40,575 You really think the guy who created heaven and earth cares what you put 510 00:27:40,662 --> 00:27:41,894 in your digestive tract? 511 00:27:42,188 --> 00:27:44,505 Her dream shouldn't outrank my religious belief. 512 00:27:44,857 --> 00:27:47,703 Why not? Her dream might come true. 513 00:27:49,770 --> 00:27:51,491 All life is sacred, right? 514 00:27:52,860 --> 00:27:55,481 We're not saving her life, we're doing a diagnostic test. 515 00:27:55,608 --> 00:27:58,783 - Not even a real diagnostic test. - Well, that fake test 516 00:27:59,081 --> 00:28:00,771 might really save her life. 517 00:28:02,784 --> 00:28:06,061 Would you pull an ass out of a pit on the sabbath? 518 00:28:10,061 --> 00:28:15,795 Would you or would you not pull an ass out of a pit on the sabbath? 519 00:28:20,633 --> 00:28:21,636 Fine. 520 00:28:22,253 --> 00:28:23,268 I'll do it. 521 00:28:24,758 --> 00:28:25,775 Good. 522 00:28:31,392 --> 00:28:33,252 Why'd you have to pick tequila? 523 00:28:33,331 --> 00:28:36,013 I assume a single malt would've worked just as well. 524 00:28:36,140 --> 00:28:37,196 Wasn't our choice. 525 00:28:40,780 --> 00:28:41,781 Okay. 526 00:28:41,887 --> 00:28:44,562 Two minutes, then round number five. 527 00:28:46,101 --> 00:28:48,557 So tell me about the magic underwear. 528 00:28:50,497 --> 00:28:53,221 - Is that why you're here? - I'm the big drinker. 529 00:28:53,324 --> 00:28:56,767 Doing my part for science. The interesting question is why your 530 00:28:56,852 --> 00:29:00,902 religious beliefs are suddenly less important than her dreams. 531 00:29:00,987 --> 00:29:03,620 - You're reversing your argument? - I know what I believe. 532 00:29:03,703 --> 00:29:05,383 I'm just not quite sure what you believe. 533 00:29:05,467 --> 00:29:08,537 Well, lds doesn't try to dictate every detail of our lives. 534 00:29:08,629 --> 00:29:12,406 When a situation isn't clear, we're encouraged to make our own decisions. 535 00:29:12,551 --> 00:29:14,505 But your judgment was to say no. 536 00:29:15,006 --> 00:29:17,621 - You used my judgment. - You made a good argument. 537 00:29:17,818 --> 00:29:20,775 Rational arguments don't usually work on religious people. 538 00:29:21,033 --> 00:29:23,237 Otherwise there would be no religious people. 539 00:29:23,526 --> 00:29:26,118 - You're an atheist. - Only on christmas and easter. 540 00:29:26,233 --> 00:29:28,217 The rest of the time, it doesn't really matter? 541 00:29:28,315 --> 00:29:31,462 Where's the fun in that? A finite, unmysterious universe... 542 00:29:31,538 --> 00:29:32,921 It's not about fun. 543 00:29:33,347 --> 00:29:36,356 - It's about the truth. - The truth is, we're having this debate 544 00:29:36,454 --> 00:29:38,583 because you want to figure something out about me. 545 00:29:38,667 --> 00:29:40,217 What do you got so far? 546 00:29:44,610 --> 00:29:46,700 She can't breathe. We need to intubate. 547 00:29:46,822 --> 00:29:48,927 - No. - At least oxygen. 548 00:29:49,505 --> 00:29:51,618 NASA will need to know why. 549 00:30:02,994 --> 00:30:04,973 I checked the tests you ordered. 550 00:30:05,192 --> 00:30:08,773 - Did you just see Foreman? - You measured the density of her teeth. 551 00:30:08,889 --> 00:30:11,648 It's a shortcut test for hypercalcemia. 552 00:30:11,727 --> 00:30:14,887 - You had to have just passed him. - So you suspected hypercalcemia 553 00:30:14,942 --> 00:30:17,219 from her complete lack of broken bones. 554 00:30:17,317 --> 00:30:19,801 Is that why you also ran three tox screens. 555 00:30:19,984 --> 00:30:22,030 Patient might've been sneaking uppers. 556 00:30:22,121 --> 00:30:24,003 He was in a white coat. Did you hire him back? 557 00:30:24,033 --> 00:30:27,084 Foreman is running the diagnostic department at New York Mercy. 558 00:30:34,155 --> 00:30:35,619 Have you been drinking? 559 00:30:56,973 --> 00:31:00,395 She was having trouble breathing. Refused oxygen and intubation. 560 00:31:01,147 --> 00:31:03,741 - So you put her on a treadmill. - Records will show 561 00:31:03,790 --> 00:31:07,346 that we gave her oxygen as a part of a routine cardio stress test. 562 00:31:08,066 --> 00:31:11,141 She gets to breathe. Your boss gets her paperwork. 563 00:31:11,482 --> 00:31:12,877 Who's idea was that? 564 00:31:14,119 --> 00:31:15,709 It was a joint decision. 565 00:31:16,391 --> 00:31:17,608 It never is. 566 00:31:19,569 --> 00:31:22,388 So how old were you when your brother left home? 567 00:31:22,455 --> 00:31:24,976 - Why do you think... - Why aren't you answering? 568 00:31:25,694 --> 00:31:28,818 - Did your mother initiate the divorce? - We should probably focus 569 00:31:28,861 --> 00:31:31,277 - on what's wrong with her lungs. - Are you a wiccan? 570 00:31:31,326 --> 00:31:32,934 She really can't breathe. 571 00:31:35,260 --> 00:31:36,611 Hold still. 572 00:31:39,713 --> 00:31:42,712 - What are you doing? - Auscultatory percussion. 573 00:31:42,937 --> 00:31:45,232 If you have a good ear, you can... 574 00:31:47,914 --> 00:31:49,964 You didn't have a lot of friends because you... 575 00:31:50,008 --> 00:31:52,091 You can hear while you're talking? 576 00:31:52,742 --> 00:31:58,137 You can detect not only structural details, but small, deep masses. 577 00:32:03,716 --> 00:32:04,920 Game's over. 578 00:32:06,218 --> 00:32:09,567 You either have lung cancer or tuberous sclerosis. 579 00:32:11,022 --> 00:32:13,312 We need to cut you open and biopsy. 580 00:32:14,188 --> 00:32:15,284 That'll... 581 00:32:16,702 --> 00:32:21,123 Leave a scar. NASA doctors will see. They'll know. 582 00:32:21,477 --> 00:32:24,789 I never opened for springsteen or slept with Barbara Feldon. 583 00:32:25,604 --> 00:32:28,204 You can live for years without dreams. Without lungs... 584 00:32:28,728 --> 00:32:29,933 Find a way. 585 00:32:34,579 --> 00:32:38,014 As long you keep saying it strongly, you won't die. 586 00:32:40,389 --> 00:32:41,409 Find... 587 00:32:42,064 --> 00:32:43,068 A way. 588 00:32:46,245 --> 00:32:49,021 How do we force a patient into surgery? 589 00:32:49,804 --> 00:32:51,079 Texas bag scam? 590 00:32:51,688 --> 00:32:52,806 Saratoga wire? 591 00:32:53,374 --> 00:32:56,389 - Paris exposition trip? - The problem's not the surgery. 592 00:32:56,437 --> 00:32:57,539 It's the scars. 593 00:32:57,625 --> 00:32:59,945 And we have a plastic surgeon here who can hide 'em. 594 00:33:00,018 --> 00:33:01,055 Not that well. 595 00:33:01,305 --> 00:33:04,954 - NASA's gonna check every cranny. - I say we just put ether in her oxygen 596 00:33:05,009 --> 00:33:07,030 - and do what we have to do. - She'll sue. 597 00:33:07,093 --> 00:33:08,130 For what? 598 00:33:08,178 --> 00:33:10,539 Making it harder for her to lie to the government? 599 00:33:11,141 --> 00:33:12,657 We don't need to hide them. 600 00:33:12,992 --> 00:33:15,525 We give her elective cosmetic surgery. 601 00:33:15,635 --> 00:33:19,222 The incisions will give us access to her lungs and she's got an innocent 602 00:33:19,259 --> 00:33:20,418 explanation for the scars. 603 00:33:20,557 --> 00:33:24,360 - You mean like liposuction. - No, no. Those incisions 604 00:33:24,415 --> 00:33:27,118 are too far from the lungs. We don't subtract, 605 00:33:27,500 --> 00:33:28,530 we add. 606 00:33:29,590 --> 00:33:31,185 Turn her "b"s into "c"s. 607 00:33:32,910 --> 00:33:37,966 It's a myth that fake hooters blow up at high altitude. She'll be fine. 608 00:33:39,142 --> 00:33:41,997 Just think of it as one giant rack for mankind. 609 00:33:43,635 --> 00:33:45,943 I fought for years to be taken seriously. 610 00:33:46,010 --> 00:33:49,895 Trust me, you'll be taken more seriously. Just sign the form. 611 00:33:51,034 --> 00:33:52,207 This'll make me a joke. 612 00:33:52,915 --> 00:33:54,961 There's got to be another way. 613 00:33:58,432 --> 00:34:01,245 I've, known a few people who had dreams. 614 00:34:01,537 --> 00:34:05,555 One thing they all had in common was they got laughed at 615 00:34:07,053 --> 00:34:08,642 and they didn't care. 616 00:34:20,312 --> 00:34:22,569 You bumped a splenectomy for a boob job? 617 00:34:22,632 --> 00:34:25,724 Would you condemn this woman to a life where people look at her face 618 00:34:25,764 --> 00:34:28,140 - when they talk to her? - You don't explain this, 619 00:34:28,199 --> 00:34:30,820 - I'll cancel the surgery. - Can I explain why you're here? 620 00:34:31,458 --> 00:34:33,411 Think I just told you why I... 621 00:34:33,450 --> 00:34:36,422 I scheduled a diagnostic patient for a boob job, 622 00:34:36,561 --> 00:34:39,737 which is ridiculous. So obviously you had to confront me. 623 00:34:39,815 --> 00:34:42,299 - With you so far. But I'm gonna give you a reason. 624 00:34:42,358 --> 00:34:45,777 - Not a good one. - No. Not even close to a good one. 625 00:34:46,900 --> 00:34:49,136 But here's the drag from your point of view. 626 00:34:49,317 --> 00:34:51,301 My explanation will make sense. 627 00:34:51,555 --> 00:34:55,676 Not to the board. Not to a judge. But to you. So you'll let me do it. 628 00:34:57,123 --> 00:35:00,757 Then you're gonna have to sit next to me at the administrative hearing. 629 00:35:01,961 --> 00:35:03,939 Don't you have better things to do? 630 00:35:13,862 --> 00:35:16,091 It's in the best interests of the patient. 631 00:35:21,341 --> 00:35:23,540 Trocar's in. You're good to go. 632 00:35:30,634 --> 00:35:31,985 Deflate the lung. 633 00:35:33,405 --> 00:35:35,043 There. A cyst. 634 00:35:35,889 --> 00:35:38,016 Cysts. I count three of them. 635 00:35:38,073 --> 00:35:40,859 Probably the same if not more on the left lung. 636 00:35:42,251 --> 00:35:45,904 So what's been working overtime to kill "miss Bin Laden"? 637 00:35:46,215 --> 00:35:49,487 - We know her name now. - Yeah, but I forgot it. 638 00:35:49,783 --> 00:35:53,106 Say the magic word and get immunity from the next challenge. 639 00:35:53,178 --> 00:35:55,836 Alveolar hydatid disease. Hits all the organs. 640 00:35:55,927 --> 00:35:57,828 She would've have multiple seizures by now. 641 00:35:57,881 --> 00:36:01,181 - Pulmonary langerhans'. - Doesn't explain the red blood cells. 642 00:36:02,332 --> 00:36:05,820 Come on. Cysts. Synesthesia. Heart attack. 643 00:36:06,348 --> 00:36:08,861 - You guys have gotten... - Von Hippel-Lindau syndrome. 644 00:36:10,391 --> 00:36:12,032 Raises red blood cell count. 645 00:36:12,244 --> 00:36:13,827 Causes masses on the organs. 646 00:36:13,995 --> 00:36:17,370 One of the masses is a pheochromocytoma. It'd cause neurologic 647 00:36:17,418 --> 00:36:19,001 episodes and a heart attack. 648 00:36:24,192 --> 00:36:28,152 Do you see a blond guy who still has peach fuzz standing up there? 649 00:36:31,847 --> 00:36:35,013 - This is a closed procedure. - Gallery's off limits. 650 00:36:35,672 --> 00:36:37,385 Not to the surgical staff. 651 00:36:39,150 --> 00:36:41,306 You gonna hire that guy instead of us? 652 00:36:50,322 --> 00:36:52,709 Not a chance. I love you guys. 653 00:36:54,039 --> 00:36:57,298 Dig out the cysts, histology to confirm Von Hippel-Lindau. 654 00:36:57,808 --> 00:36:59,598 Don't forget her chesticles. 655 00:37:09,616 --> 00:37:11,156 Calling Arizona. 656 00:37:11,447 --> 00:37:13,829 - It was a very nice touch. - You do have residual... 657 00:37:13,877 --> 00:37:16,913 Not only do I not have residual feelings, I didn't even have 658 00:37:16,947 --> 00:37:18,439 - primary feelings. - You freaked... 659 00:37:18,480 --> 00:37:20,802 - You lied. - Because you knew it meant... 660 00:37:20,840 --> 00:37:23,645 It meant nothing! I saw him 'cause he was there. 661 00:37:24,733 --> 00:37:27,728 Cameron follow herbeshert to the surgery department? 662 00:37:27,771 --> 00:37:29,227 I think chase followed her. 663 00:37:29,290 --> 00:37:31,881 She's been a senior attending in the ER, the last three weeks. 664 00:37:31,929 --> 00:37:34,315 A blonde senior attending, to be accurate. 665 00:37:34,628 --> 00:37:36,609 Foreman. Is he back in neurology? 666 00:37:36,668 --> 00:37:39,070 He's at New York Mercy. He's been there a month. 667 00:37:39,780 --> 00:37:42,535 - Did you "see" Foreman? - No. 668 00:37:47,555 --> 00:37:48,572 So... 669 00:37:49,123 --> 00:37:50,127 I'm cured. 670 00:37:50,175 --> 00:37:51,946 You're fine for now. But Von Hippel-Lindau 671 00:37:51,982 --> 00:37:54,142 is a genetic disease. There's no cure. 672 00:37:55,546 --> 00:37:58,686 Greta, you need to come clean to NASA. 673 00:37:59,493 --> 00:38:02,603 - You said you got all the cysts. - They could reemerge. 674 00:38:03,858 --> 00:38:07,099 I'll go to radiology clinics. I'll get regular screenings. 675 00:38:07,147 --> 00:38:09,315 If something happened while you're up there, 676 00:38:09,462 --> 00:38:11,172 you'd be playing Russian roulette with... 677 00:38:11,211 --> 00:38:12,214 Relax. 678 00:38:13,545 --> 00:38:15,840 She doesn't have to ither do you. 679 00:38:17,181 --> 00:38:19,858 Turns out that NASA doctors even know where the hyphen 680 00:38:19,923 --> 00:38:21,540 in Von Hippel-Lindau goes. 681 00:38:23,272 --> 00:38:24,441 You called them? 682 00:38:25,571 --> 00:38:29,595 I'm not an idiot. Those shuttles fly over New Jersey. 683 00:38:41,216 --> 00:38:42,841 So here we are. 684 00:38:43,360 --> 00:38:44,433 The big moment. 685 00:38:44,547 --> 00:38:47,596 Which of you gets to live to be abused another day. 686 00:38:48,280 --> 00:38:51,119 And which of you goes home and rationalizes being fired 687 00:38:51,173 --> 00:38:53,314 as character building? 688 00:38:58,889 --> 00:39:03,589 Following numbers, thanks for playing. 21, 19, 8, 689 00:39:03,963 --> 00:39:07,081 34, 17, 690 00:39:07,803 --> 00:39:10,132 29, 5, 691 00:39:10,507 --> 00:39:12,751 36, 2. 692 00:39:14,282 --> 00:39:16,001 Rest of you, 8:00 AM Sharp. 693 00:39:16,488 --> 00:39:18,930 I'll be in sometime between 10:00 and 3:00. 694 00:39:19,258 --> 00:39:21,662 But 26, stick around awhile. 695 00:39:26,864 --> 00:39:28,911 I did nothing wrong. 696 00:39:29,127 --> 00:39:32,019 - Lots of people did nothing wrong. - Other people screwed up. 697 00:39:32,084 --> 00:39:34,676 - I never even... - Other people took chances. 698 00:39:35,390 --> 00:39:36,399 26. 699 00:39:40,650 --> 00:39:42,384 Buddy Ebsen actually wasn't allergic to... 700 00:39:42,399 --> 00:39:45,605 - Yeah, I know. How old are you? - 21 701 00:39:46,225 --> 00:39:49,332 - You don't think it's relevant. - I'll likely have less time 702 00:39:49,405 --> 00:39:52,694 to use the skills you teach us, but I don't think that's significant to you. 703 00:39:52,757 --> 00:39:55,668 How about the fact that you never went to medical school, 704 00:39:57,105 --> 00:40:00,260 which is why you let the unlucky number do the trans echo? 705 00:40:01,612 --> 00:40:03,997 At least you're ethically unethical. 706 00:40:06,510 --> 00:40:10,134 30 years I worked in the Columbia med school admissions office. 707 00:40:10,650 --> 00:40:14,632 Audited all the classes. Most of them more than once. 708 00:40:15,908 --> 00:40:17,655 I just never got a diploma. 709 00:40:18,922 --> 00:40:21,486 You had to know I'd find out sooner or later. 710 00:40:22,996 --> 00:40:24,683 I know you break rules. 711 00:40:25,495 --> 00:40:27,679 I thought maybe you'd break one for me. 712 00:40:29,886 --> 00:40:31,905 I can't hire you as a doctor, 713 00:40:32,506 --> 00:40:34,872 but you can still tell me what you think. 714 00:40:35,022 --> 00:40:37,754 You can also fetch me coffee, pick up my dry-cleaning, 715 00:40:37,886 --> 00:40:40,111 until I can decide whether or not to keep you. 716 00:40:40,214 --> 00:40:42,533 So I'm playing this whole game to be like... 717 00:40:43,097 --> 00:40:44,317 Your secretary? 718 00:40:44,402 --> 00:40:46,947 Assistant sounds marginally less demeaning. 719 00:40:47,692 --> 00:40:49,476 It's not my dream job. 720 00:40:49,795 --> 00:40:53,269 Actually, it is. It's just not your dream title. 721 00:41:19,681 --> 00:41:22,948 Three weeks. For someone who never misses something small, 722 00:41:23,023 --> 00:41:24,398 you missed something big. 723 00:41:26,817 --> 00:41:28,009 You're an idiot. 724 00:41:28,770 --> 00:41:33,296 - The hair, where I'm working, or both? - The hair makes you look like a hooker. 725 00:41:33,967 --> 00:41:34,977 I like it. 726 00:41:36,396 --> 00:41:38,969 Pulling pieces of windshield out of car accident victims. 727 00:41:39,024 --> 00:41:42,622 Reattaching fingertips sliced off cutting bagels. 728 00:41:43,026 --> 00:41:46,131 At least chase's move is only one step down. 729 00:41:46,309 --> 00:41:49,389 I can do good here. Get it out of my system. 730 00:41:52,413 --> 00:41:54,779 Why'd you rat your patient out to NASA? 731 00:41:55,493 --> 00:41:58,958 I don't know who's been gossiping about ethics instead of sex, but I hope 732 00:41:59,025 --> 00:42:00,554 they've already been fired. 733 00:42:01,131 --> 00:42:03,056 - Which number was it? - Greta. 734 00:42:03,216 --> 00:42:05,526 - Number. - No number. The patient. 735 00:42:05,610 --> 00:42:07,370 How do you think she got your pager number? 736 00:42:07,385 --> 00:42:09,272 She came into the ER, didn't want to talk. 737 00:42:09,339 --> 00:42:11,779 - I didn't rat her out. - You lied? 738 00:42:12,553 --> 00:42:15,464 Suppose I should tell her that before she keys my car. 739 00:42:15,661 --> 00:42:19,511 - Why lie? - Had to stop some leaking faucets. 740 00:42:20,478 --> 00:42:21,877 What did it matter? 741 00:42:23,013 --> 00:42:24,703 It was no one's business. 742 00:42:25,673 --> 00:42:26,676 Right. 743 00:42:26,797 --> 00:42:29,332 She's gonna be the safest astronaut up there. 744 00:42:29,792 --> 00:42:32,600 Certainly more vigilant than the guy next to her who's got no clue 745 00:42:32,654 --> 00:42:34,713 about the aneurysm in his head ready to pop. 746 00:42:34,813 --> 00:42:35,816 Right. 747 00:42:37,427 --> 00:42:38,966 You got a better reason? 748 00:42:42,375 --> 00:42:44,065 You couldn't kill her dream.