1 00:00:04,832 --> 00:00:05,966 Missed you at lunch today. 2 00:00:06,020 --> 00:00:08,088 Did you slip out for a quickie with professor hot stuff? 3 00:00:08,156 --> 00:00:09,790 Her name is Michelle, and how did you know? 4 00:00:09,857 --> 00:00:11,725 There's a gold star on your fly. 5 00:00:11,793 --> 00:00:14,328 You weren't kidding. 6 00:00:14,395 --> 00:00:15,762 You know, it's nice to have a girlfriend 7 00:00:15,830 --> 00:00:17,464 with a sense of humor and one who recognizes good work. 8 00:00:17,532 --> 00:00:19,866 Oh, it'll change your life. Let me teach you the chords. 9 00:00:19,934 --> 00:00:22,202 See, that's "g." that's the most important chord. 10 00:00:22,270 --> 00:00:24,471 In my mind, it... it stands for "God." 11 00:00:24,539 --> 00:00:26,306 - Why is Annie talking to micro-nipples? 12 00:00:26,374 --> 00:00:28,075 Vaughn? Whatever. 13 00:00:28,142 --> 00:00:29,276 But not like a bible God, 14 00:00:29,344 --> 00:00:30,911 because I think that God is in everything. 15 00:00:30,979 --> 00:00:32,813 You're complicated. 16 00:00:32,880 --> 00:00:34,581 ♪ Annie ♪ 17 00:00:34,649 --> 00:00:37,651 ♪ Annie, where are you going today? ♪ 18 00:00:37,719 --> 00:00:39,286 Spanish class. 19 00:00:39,354 --> 00:00:40,454 ♪ Spanish ♪ 20 00:00:40,521 --> 00:00:42,289 you know what I don't get? 21 00:00:42,357 --> 00:00:44,391 He never wears a shirt. He never wears shoes. 22 00:00:44,459 --> 00:00:47,394 Why hasn't he died from lack of service? 23 00:00:49,998 --> 00:00:52,099 You watching another movie in your dorm tonight? 24 00:00:52,166 --> 00:00:54,501 Kickpuncher, starring don "the demon" Donaldson 25 00:00:54,569 --> 00:00:56,636 as a cyborg cop whose punches have the power of kicks. 26 00:00:56,704 --> 00:00:58,739 That sounds awful. I'll bring the popcorn. 27 00:00:58,806 --> 00:01:00,040 Cool. 28 00:01:00,108 --> 00:01:02,142 Uh, you... you watch bad movies on purpose? 29 00:01:02,210 --> 00:01:03,744 Yeah. We make fun of 'em. 30 00:01:03,811 --> 00:01:05,545 Shirley, don't embarrass yourself. 31 00:01:05,613 --> 00:01:07,347 I'm sure they don't want to invite a housewife. 32 00:01:07,415 --> 00:01:09,649 Actually, if she doesn't mind reinforcing the stereotype, 33 00:01:09,717 --> 00:01:11,518 I bet Shirley would have fun talking smack at a movie. 34 00:01:11,586 --> 00:01:13,520 - Care to join us? - Usually when a movie's bad, 35 00:01:13,588 --> 00:01:15,555 I stop watching, but this sounds college-y. 36 00:01:15,623 --> 00:01:18,091 What time do you want us there? 37 00:01:18,159 --> 00:01:20,394 Pierce, you don't want 38 00:01:20,461 --> 00:01:22,362 to watch a cyborg movie in Abed's dorm. 39 00:01:22,430 --> 00:01:23,530 You want to lay on your twin bed 40 00:01:23,598 --> 00:01:25,399 and think about what you used to be. 41 00:01:25,466 --> 00:01:27,234 What? You think I'm too old 42 00:01:27,301 --> 00:01:29,636 to make monkeyshines at a picture show? 43 00:01:29,704 --> 00:01:31,938 Come on. I'm younger than the three of you put together. 44 00:01:35,576 --> 00:01:38,945 Yeah, you know, everyone talks about his nipples, 45 00:01:39,013 --> 00:01:40,547 but his feet freak me out. 46 00:01:40,615 --> 00:01:42,416 Britta! 47 00:01:42,483 --> 00:01:44,051 - Hey. - Hi. 48 00:01:44,118 --> 00:01:46,086 Can I ask you something... 49 00:01:46,154 --> 00:01:48,188 - About Vaughn? - Oh, yes. 50 00:01:48,256 --> 00:01:50,457 I still don't know if that's his first or last name. 51 00:01:50,525 --> 00:01:53,326 He's sweet, actually. 52 00:01:53,394 --> 00:01:55,529 I mean, you must have thought so. 53 00:01:55,596 --> 00:01:58,432 He has a sincerity I found attractive 54 00:01:58,499 --> 00:02:01,134 in a simpler time. 55 00:02:01,202 --> 00:02:04,704 Would you... um, I haven't... 56 00:02:04,772 --> 00:02:06,940 we haven't... anything. 57 00:02:07,008 --> 00:02:09,443 - I mean... - wow, you and Vaughn. 58 00:02:09,510 --> 00:02:10,777 Would it bug you? 59 00:02:10,845 --> 00:02:12,913 Well, what about you and Troy? 60 00:02:12,980 --> 00:02:14,681 Troy... 61 00:02:14,749 --> 00:02:15,816 The other day after Spanish, 62 00:02:15,883 --> 00:02:17,150 I thought he was trying to hold my hand, 63 00:02:17,218 --> 00:02:20,220 but he'd just mistaken me for abed. 64 00:02:20,288 --> 00:02:21,788 He'll never think of me that way. 65 00:02:21,856 --> 00:02:25,258 Well, Annie, I would have to be a villain 66 00:02:25,326 --> 00:02:26,960 to tell you who to date, which I am not. 67 00:02:27,028 --> 00:02:28,995 Britta! 68 00:02:29,063 --> 00:02:30,363 Thank you. 69 00:02:30,431 --> 00:02:32,332 You're the coolest girl I've ever met. 70 00:02:32,400 --> 00:02:34,668 Damn right. Give me some fivesies. 71 00:02:34,735 --> 00:02:36,770 Whoo. 72 00:02:36,838 --> 00:02:39,806 Turning it into a snake. 73 00:02:39,874 --> 00:02:41,875 Cool. 74 00:02:45,513 --> 00:02:50,484 ♪ I can't count the reasons I should stay ♪ 75 00:02:56,624 --> 00:02:58,325 hey. How's it going? 76 00:02:58,392 --> 00:02:59,960 Did you hear? It's cute... Annie and Vaughn. 77 00:03:00,027 --> 00:03:02,295 Get to the cute part. 78 00:03:02,363 --> 00:03:04,531 She's into him. She asked for my blessing. 79 00:03:04,599 --> 00:03:06,399 And you gave it? 80 00:03:06,467 --> 00:03:07,834 Yeah. I'm done with him. 81 00:03:07,902 --> 00:03:10,237 Look, this isn't about you, you groovy hipster. 82 00:03:10,304 --> 00:03:11,571 It's about Annie. 83 00:03:11,639 --> 00:03:13,240 We're like her Greendale parents. 84 00:03:13,307 --> 00:03:14,975 You got to say no to that stuff. 85 00:03:15,042 --> 00:03:16,176 He's not that bad. 86 00:03:16,244 --> 00:03:17,444 Yeah, not if you're 28 87 00:03:17,512 --> 00:03:18,545 and you're fooling around with him. 88 00:03:18,613 --> 00:03:19,813 She's 18. 89 00:03:19,881 --> 00:03:21,882 Her taste in men is still being established. 90 00:03:21,949 --> 00:03:24,918 Creepier and creepier dudes will start thinking of her 91 00:03:24,986 --> 00:03:27,654 as an option, and it all starts with Vaughn. 92 00:03:27,722 --> 00:03:29,055 He's a gateway douche bag. 93 00:03:29,123 --> 00:03:31,124 People collide. Things happen. 94 00:03:31,192 --> 00:03:32,392 It can't be controlled, right? 95 00:03:32,460 --> 00:03:33,627 And that can be your toast 96 00:03:33,694 --> 00:03:35,428 at her shotgun wedding to star-burns. 97 00:03:37,465 --> 00:03:39,299 Oh, yeah, turn to your left. 98 00:03:39,367 --> 00:03:40,500 Oh, now turn to your right. 99 00:03:40,568 --> 00:03:42,269 Yes, we can see both of them. 100 00:03:42,336 --> 00:03:44,404 It's like a constellation on your face. 101 00:03:46,474 --> 00:03:48,074 Oh, what's up, dude? Yeah. 102 00:03:48,142 --> 00:03:51,411 That guy over there, he's a douche bag. 103 00:03:53,047 --> 00:03:54,814 - Hey, guys. - hola. 104 00:03:54,882 --> 00:03:56,283 Hey, I hope you don't mind. I invited senor Chang. 105 00:03:56,350 --> 00:03:57,717 We're Netflix friends. 106 00:03:57,785 --> 00:03:58,952 Oh, that's cool that you're hanging out, 107 00:03:59,020 --> 00:04:00,086 drinking beers with your students. 108 00:04:00,154 --> 00:04:01,421 Yeah. 109 00:04:01,489 --> 00:04:03,423 Clearly, none of my other plans fell through. 110 00:04:03,491 --> 00:04:05,525 Let's get to the movie. 111 00:04:05,593 --> 00:04:06,993 Oh, I'm sorry, Shirley. 112 00:04:07,061 --> 00:04:09,696 I'll wait if you want to serve beverages. 113 00:04:09,764 --> 00:04:11,731 - You gonna be waiting a long-ass time. 114 00:04:15,002 --> 00:04:17,938 Ooh, FBI warning... I'm so scared. 115 00:04:19,073 --> 00:04:20,040 Hey, that's not fair. 116 00:04:20,107 --> 00:04:21,107 I didn't know we started. 117 00:04:21,175 --> 00:04:23,410 It is the year 2006 AD, 118 00:04:23,477 --> 00:04:25,579 and nuclear war has ravaged the planet. 119 00:04:25,646 --> 00:04:27,981 I must have missed that. 120 00:04:28,049 --> 00:04:29,282 Nice. 121 00:04:29,350 --> 00:04:31,151 The wasteland between cities is a free-fire zone 122 00:04:31,219 --> 00:04:33,620 ruled by scavengers, drug dealers, and terrorists. 123 00:04:33,688 --> 00:04:35,522 Sounds like a Thanksgiving at my house. 124 00:04:35,590 --> 00:04:37,390 That's pretty crazy. 125 00:04:37,458 --> 00:04:38,425 He did it, though. 126 00:04:38,492 --> 00:04:40,460 They just come to me. 127 00:04:40,528 --> 00:04:42,262 You guys want to buy some mega dope? 128 00:04:42,330 --> 00:04:43,396 It gets you mega High. 129 00:04:43,464 --> 00:04:45,465 Will it get me through this movie? 130 00:04:46,667 --> 00:04:48,101 Shirley, that was good. 131 00:04:48,169 --> 00:04:50,804 Freeze! Police. 132 00:04:50,871 --> 00:04:52,439 Freeze police? Don't do that. 133 00:04:52,506 --> 00:04:55,308 They'll get cold. 134 00:05:00,381 --> 00:05:02,382 You have done so much for our city. 135 00:05:02,450 --> 00:05:05,919 Kickpuncher, is there anything that we can give you? 136 00:05:05,987 --> 00:05:07,587 Yeah, two hours of my life back. 137 00:05:07,655 --> 00:05:09,923 Nice. 138 00:05:09,991 --> 00:05:12,292 Don't call me kickpuncher. 139 00:05:12,360 --> 00:05:14,294 Call me David. 140 00:05:14,362 --> 00:05:17,397 "Directed by Kim Yang." 141 00:05:17,465 --> 00:05:18,698 Asian... 142 00:05:18,766 --> 00:05:20,700 Can't direct, can't drive. 143 00:05:21,902 --> 00:05:23,570 Dude, I'm right here. 144 00:05:24,905 --> 00:05:26,539 So... 145 00:05:26,607 --> 00:05:29,476 Clearly we're all a bunch of funny people. 146 00:05:29,543 --> 00:05:30,944 When are we doing this again? 147 00:05:31,012 --> 00:05:33,713 Well, actually, tomorrow we were all gonna get together. 148 00:05:37,418 --> 00:05:38,652 Tomorrow night we're all gonna get together 149 00:05:38,719 --> 00:05:41,154 to watch kickpuncher 2: Codename Punchkicker. 150 00:05:41,222 --> 00:05:42,722 Well, I was just warming up tonight. 151 00:05:42,790 --> 00:05:44,624 Tomorrow you better foam the runways, 152 00:05:44,692 --> 00:05:45,825 'cause I'm bringing my "a" game. 153 00:05:45,893 --> 00:05:47,761 Awesome. 154 00:05:54,135 --> 00:05:56,870 Oh, my God. 155 00:05:56,937 --> 00:05:58,805 He's got her in some kind of hippie collar. 156 00:05:58,873 --> 00:06:02,542 I can hear her armpit hair growing from here. 157 00:06:02,610 --> 00:06:04,411 We got to do something. 158 00:06:04,478 --> 00:06:07,113 Okay, even if I agreed with you, what are we gonna do? 159 00:06:07,181 --> 00:06:08,548 That's nice. 160 00:06:08,616 --> 00:06:10,150 Well, I know if we say we disapprove, 161 00:06:10,217 --> 00:06:12,519 we'll just drive her further into his hemp-braceleted arms. 162 00:06:12,586 --> 00:06:14,487 We need to be smart. We need to hatch a scheme. 163 00:06:14,555 --> 00:06:16,523 Mm, hatching schemes is not really my wheelhouse. 164 00:06:16,590 --> 00:06:18,491 Let's not confine ourselves to your wheelhouse. 165 00:06:18,559 --> 00:06:20,293 This problem won't respond to tap dancing 166 00:06:20,361 --> 00:06:22,495 or casual revelations that you spent time in new York. 167 00:06:22,563 --> 00:06:23,963 Okay, if you're gonna get all upper East side 168 00:06:24,031 --> 00:06:24,964 about this, I think we're done. 169 00:06:25,032 --> 00:06:27,067 Hey, winger, check out Annie. 170 00:06:27,134 --> 00:06:31,304 Somebody just went to the top of my "to do" list. 171 00:06:33,040 --> 00:06:34,341 Okay, we need to hatch a scheme. 172 00:06:34,408 --> 00:06:35,675 Thank you. 173 00:06:38,671 --> 00:06:40,204 It's all very simple. 174 00:06:40,272 --> 00:06:42,473 In Annie's world, long before Vaughn, 175 00:06:42,541 --> 00:06:44,042 she only had eyes for Troy. 176 00:06:44,109 --> 00:06:46,611 So if Troy becomes a real option, 177 00:06:46,679 --> 00:06:48,546 Annie will drop Vaughn in a hippie's heartbeat. 178 00:06:48,614 --> 00:06:50,682 Crash course in manipulation... 179 00:06:50,749 --> 00:06:53,718 you don't actually tell the person what you want them to do. 180 00:06:53,786 --> 00:06:56,254 You help them realize they want to do it 181 00:06:56,322 --> 00:06:59,624 so it can't be traced back to you. 182 00:07:04,296 --> 00:07:06,464 Chemistry... sexy. 183 00:07:06,532 --> 00:07:08,232 You know what else is sexy? 184 00:07:08,300 --> 00:07:10,368 Annie. 185 00:07:10,436 --> 00:07:12,136 I know chemistry is sexy. 186 00:07:12,204 --> 00:07:13,204 But Annie? I don't see it. 187 00:07:13,272 --> 00:07:15,306 Well, every other guy on campus does. 188 00:07:15,374 --> 00:07:17,241 You really don't see how pretty Annie is? 189 00:07:17,309 --> 00:07:19,243 Maybe it's 'cause I knew her back in High school, 190 00:07:19,311 --> 00:07:20,511 before she dropped out. 191 00:07:20,579 --> 00:07:23,081 She had braces and acne and a pill addiction 192 00:07:23,148 --> 00:07:24,582 and a nervous breakdown ending with her running 193 00:07:24,650 --> 00:07:27,819 through a plate-glass door, screaming, "everyone's a robot!" 194 00:07:27,886 --> 00:07:30,154 I see what's happening here. 195 00:07:30,222 --> 00:07:31,889 Troy, I want you to clear your head. 196 00:07:31,957 --> 00:07:33,825 - Done. - I'm gonna describe to you 197 00:07:33,892 --> 00:07:36,327 a complete stranger who happens to be 198 00:07:36,395 --> 00:07:38,062 in our study group. 199 00:07:38,130 --> 00:07:40,198 Would you excuse us for a moment? 200 00:07:44,236 --> 00:07:46,337 Annie? 201 00:07:46,405 --> 00:07:48,006 No kidding. 202 00:07:48,073 --> 00:07:50,908 Come on, you got to be exaggerating. 203 00:07:50,976 --> 00:07:52,543 Oh, man. 204 00:07:52,611 --> 00:07:55,713 - - - And she's Jewish? 205 00:07:55,781 --> 00:07:58,182 I can't believe I didn't see that. 206 00:07:58,250 --> 00:08:00,518 Well, I guess she deserves another shot. 207 00:08:00,586 --> 00:08:02,120 Oh, wait, never mind. It's too late. 208 00:08:02,187 --> 00:08:03,354 I Heard she's hooking up with Vaughn. 209 00:08:03,422 --> 00:08:05,356 - Only to make you jealous. - What? 210 00:08:05,424 --> 00:08:06,958 She's helplessly in love with you. 211 00:08:07,026 --> 00:08:08,726 She's only with Vaughn to get your attention. 212 00:08:08,794 --> 00:08:11,195 And you have to give it to her now, right, Jeff? 213 00:08:11,263 --> 00:08:12,797 Sure. 214 00:08:12,865 --> 00:08:14,565 But the point is, 215 00:08:14,633 --> 00:08:17,201 we're not telling you what to do. 216 00:08:17,269 --> 00:08:20,104 Oh, yeah, you didn't hear it from us. 217 00:08:29,848 --> 00:08:31,683 I have the weirdest boner. 218 00:08:31,750 --> 00:08:34,085 I saw you die. 219 00:08:34,153 --> 00:08:36,020 How can you be alive? 220 00:08:36,088 --> 00:08:39,624 I guess it's just a bad day for dru g-dealing terrorists 221 00:08:39,692 --> 00:08:43,461 and a good day for... Kickpuncher. 222 00:08:43,529 --> 00:08:45,897 All right, guys, you hear that pause 223 00:08:45,964 --> 00:08:47,165 right after he says, "and a good day"? 224 00:08:47,232 --> 00:08:48,399 What do you got for me there? 225 00:08:48,467 --> 00:08:49,767 And a good day for a nutritious breakfast. 226 00:08:49,835 --> 00:08:52,203 I don't get it. 227 00:08:52,271 --> 00:08:55,306 It's a good day for a terrible movie. 228 00:08:56,675 --> 00:08:58,309 A good day for hair products. 229 00:08:58,377 --> 00:09:01,779 Oh, buzz, how many times can you keep going to that well? 230 00:09:01,847 --> 00:09:03,014 Come on, guys. 231 00:09:03,082 --> 00:09:04,615 I'm starting to wonder if you even deserve 232 00:09:04,683 --> 00:09:06,718 to call yourselves a community college sketch comedy troupe. 233 00:09:06,785 --> 00:09:08,486 I told you, on movie night, 234 00:09:08,554 --> 00:09:10,788 I need to blow these punks out of the water. 235 00:09:10,856 --> 00:09:12,790 I need Phyllis Diller-grade stuff. 236 00:09:12,858 --> 00:09:14,926 Wouldn't you rather just watch a movie 237 00:09:14,993 --> 00:09:16,494 with your friends and have a good time? 238 00:09:16,562 --> 00:09:19,063 What are you, my third wife's therapist? 239 00:09:19,131 --> 00:09:20,732 What if he said, "it's a good day for..." 240 00:09:20,799 --> 00:09:22,633 And you said, "for being gay"? 241 00:09:29,241 --> 00:09:30,241 You're a genius. 242 00:09:30,309 --> 00:09:32,510 He likes gay jokes. 243 00:09:32,578 --> 00:09:35,079 - What? - I said we write great jokes. 244 00:09:35,147 --> 00:09:36,647 Don't flatter yourselves. 245 00:09:40,714 --> 00:09:42,715 Whoa. 246 00:09:48,955 --> 00:09:50,923 Hey... 247 00:09:50,991 --> 00:09:51,924 Annie. 248 00:09:51,992 --> 00:09:54,693 It's me, Troy. 249 00:09:54,761 --> 00:09:56,362 Oh, I don't know where abed is. 250 00:09:56,429 --> 00:09:57,663 I could try calling him if you want. 251 00:09:57,731 --> 00:10:02,334 Nah, I'm not looking for my other half. 252 00:10:02,507 --> 00:10:04,775 I'm looking for you, girl. 253 00:10:04,843 --> 00:10:06,777 Oh. 254 00:10:06,845 --> 00:10:08,011 Yeah. 255 00:10:08,079 --> 00:10:10,981 Let that sink in for a second. 256 00:10:14,385 --> 00:10:17,621 You know, I never noticed how... 257 00:10:17,689 --> 00:10:18,822 Beautiful you are. 258 00:10:18,890 --> 00:10:20,491 Troy, you're being weird. 259 00:10:20,558 --> 00:10:21,492 Sorry it took me so long. 260 00:10:21,559 --> 00:10:23,460 They made me find a shirt. 261 00:10:23,528 --> 00:10:25,295 Vaughn, you remember Troy. 262 00:10:25,363 --> 00:10:26,797 Um, we went to High school together, 263 00:10:26,865 --> 00:10:28,031 and he's in my study group. 264 00:10:28,099 --> 00:10:29,533 Hey, what's up, man? Hi, bro. 265 00:10:29,601 --> 00:10:32,269 I'm not your bro... 266 00:10:32,337 --> 00:10:33,337 Bro. 267 00:10:33,404 --> 00:10:35,839 Oh, actually, everyone is my bro 268 00:10:35,907 --> 00:10:37,040 in the whole entire universe, 269 00:10:37,108 --> 00:10:39,009 you know, because everything's connected... 270 00:10:39,077 --> 00:10:41,812 rocks, eagles, hats. 271 00:10:41,880 --> 00:10:44,081 Yeah, well some things are more connected than others, 272 00:10:44,149 --> 00:10:47,317 like tarantulas and me peeing my pants... 273 00:10:47,385 --> 00:10:49,286 - Or me and Annie. - What? Wait. 274 00:10:49,354 --> 00:10:51,488 - Troy, what? - Tell him. 275 00:10:51,556 --> 00:10:53,323 Tell him that you've been in love with me since High school. 276 00:10:53,391 --> 00:10:55,359 What? 277 00:10:55,426 --> 00:10:56,927 Wait a minute. Is that true, mountain flower? 278 00:10:56,995 --> 00:10:58,996 No. 279 00:10:59,063 --> 00:11:00,931 I mean... 280 00:11:00,999 --> 00:11:02,699 I never want to lie to you, 281 00:11:02,767 --> 00:11:04,935 so I will tell you I did have feelings for him, 282 00:11:05,003 --> 00:11:06,503 but it's over, I swear. 283 00:11:06,571 --> 00:11:08,305 You're swearing? 284 00:11:08,373 --> 00:11:10,107 Like Britta swore that she didn't like Jeff 285 00:11:10,175 --> 00:11:11,375 and then gave him a copy of my poem 286 00:11:11,442 --> 00:11:14,011 so he could laugh at me with that Sherri Shepherd Lady? 287 00:11:14,078 --> 00:11:16,747 Oh, it's happening again. 288 00:11:16,815 --> 00:11:19,049 Your study group is evil. 289 00:11:19,117 --> 00:11:21,485 And you don't deserve ice cream. 290 00:11:28,393 --> 00:11:30,727 Well, he's a baby. 291 00:11:30,795 --> 00:11:31,862 Now, where were we? 292 00:11:31,930 --> 00:11:34,665 I like him. Why would you do that? 293 00:11:34,732 --> 00:11:35,933 Come on. 294 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:38,635 Everybody knows you want a cut of the t-bone steak. 295 00:11:38,703 --> 00:11:40,704 Jeff and Britta told me how you feel. 296 00:11:40,772 --> 00:11:44,041 Wait, Jeff and Britta did what, now? 297 00:11:44,108 --> 00:11:46,343 Oh, you're even hotter when you're angry. 298 00:11:46,411 --> 00:11:49,213 Let's do this. 299 00:11:49,280 --> 00:11:51,248 Red shoe diaries... 300 00:11:51,316 --> 00:11:54,051 I think you know I have a thing for butt stuff. 301 00:11:54,118 --> 00:11:58,255 To Annie's inevitable breakup with Grodie j. McConaughey. 302 00:11:58,323 --> 00:12:00,090 And to her and Troy. 303 00:12:00,158 --> 00:12:02,626 We did the right thing. They belong together. 304 00:12:02,694 --> 00:12:07,231 Plus, their babies will be so cute. 305 00:12:07,298 --> 00:12:08,799 - Why would you say that? - Come on. 306 00:12:08,867 --> 00:12:10,367 You know that babies are extra cute 307 00:12:10,435 --> 00:12:13,170 when their parents are... 308 00:12:13,238 --> 00:12:14,738 Both cute? 309 00:12:17,175 --> 00:12:19,243 - Do you want kids? - We'll see. 310 00:12:19,310 --> 00:12:21,478 Put on something nice, and find me after lunch. 311 00:12:23,748 --> 00:12:26,283 Hey, guys, thanks for getting involved in my love life. 312 00:12:26,351 --> 00:12:27,885 That was super cool and mature of you. 313 00:12:27,952 --> 00:12:29,453 Oh, and since you're both clearly idiots, 314 00:12:29,520 --> 00:12:32,656 I should probably let you know that I'm being sarcastic. 315 00:12:34,192 --> 00:12:36,293 Hey, guys, thanks for taking ugly Annie 316 00:12:36,361 --> 00:12:37,427 out of the palm of my hand 317 00:12:37,495 --> 00:12:39,296 and turning her into yet another hottie 318 00:12:39,364 --> 00:12:41,598 that will never get with me! 319 00:12:42,101 --> 00:12:45,069 Hey, guys, thanks for eating all the macaroni! 320 00:12:45,137 --> 00:12:46,371 Shut up, Leonard. 321 00:12:46,438 --> 00:12:49,240 Nobody even knows what you're talking about. 322 00:12:49,308 --> 00:12:51,342 I did eat all the macaroni. 323 00:12:51,410 --> 00:12:53,144 It's messed up that he knows. 324 00:12:56,151 --> 00:12:58,018 let's light this candle. 325 00:12:58,086 --> 00:12:59,787 Who's ready for some kickpunching? 326 00:12:59,855 --> 00:13:01,689 Actually, we decided to watch runaway< /i> instead. 327 00:13:01,757 --> 00:13:03,390 Tom selleck fights mechanical spiders. 328 00:13:03,458 --> 00:13:05,493 What? No, no, you can't do that. 329 00:13:05,560 --> 00:13:08,262 We just watched kickpuncher. We have to see kickpuncher 2. 330 00:13:08,330 --> 00:13:09,597 I have so many unanswered questions. 331 00:13:09,664 --> 00:13:11,532 No, I want to watch tom Selleck 332 00:13:11,600 --> 00:13:13,134 fight mechanical spiders. 333 00:13:13,201 --> 00:13:14,335 - Yes. - Me too. 334 00:13:14,402 --> 00:13:16,737 My brother died on the set of that movie. 335 00:13:19,841 --> 00:13:23,244 One of the mechanical spiders just went haywire 336 00:13:23,311 --> 00:13:24,678 and tore him to pieces. 337 00:13:24,746 --> 00:13:27,114 Tom Selleck just stood there. 338 00:13:27,182 --> 00:13:29,784 He just stood there and... and watched him die. 339 00:13:29,851 --> 00:13:32,620 Okay, then let... let's watch kickpuncher 2, then. 340 00:13:32,687 --> 00:13:34,588 - Yeah. Okay. - I'm sorry for your loss, man. 341 00:13:34,656 --> 00:13:36,590 - I'm sorry, Pierce. - Yeah, that's messed up, dude. 342 00:13:38,460 --> 00:13:39,794 kiCkpuncher 2. 343 00:13:39,861 --> 00:13:42,163 My punches were only as strong as my punches, 344 00:13:42,230 --> 00:13:44,665 and then things changed. 345 00:13:44,733 --> 00:13:47,334 Change? Time to change the channel. 346 00:13:47,402 --> 00:13:48,836 This guy's gonna be begging for change, 347 00:13:48,904 --> 00:13:51,105 he keeps making movies this bad. 348 00:13:51,173 --> 00:13:52,339 They should change this movie to something good. 349 00:13:52,407 --> 00:13:53,974 I wish this crap-apillar 350 00:13:54,042 --> 00:13:56,010 would change into a butterfly and fly away. 351 00:13:56,077 --> 00:13:57,778 That's change we can believe in. 352 00:13:57,846 --> 00:14:00,080 Okay, obviously something strange is happening here. 353 00:14:00,148 --> 00:14:01,215 What do you mean? 354 00:14:01,283 --> 00:14:02,483 I'm making jokes during the movie. 355 00:14:02,551 --> 00:14:04,118 Yeah, but you're doing it with the speed 356 00:14:04,186 --> 00:14:06,687 and the determination of the incomparable Robin Williams. 357 00:14:06,755 --> 00:14:08,589 - Yeah. - Maybe I'm just that brilliant. 358 00:14:08,657 --> 00:14:11,058 I think you came prepared. 359 00:14:11,126 --> 00:14:13,661 Dude, even I know you're lame, 360 00:14:13,728 --> 00:14:16,463 and I'm a tenured professor sitting in a beanbag chair. 361 00:14:16,531 --> 00:14:17,598 You're not a professor. 362 00:14:17,666 --> 00:14:18,766 Shut up, man. 363 00:14:18,834 --> 00:14:21,802 Fine! You got me. 364 00:14:21,870 --> 00:14:24,772 I did a little advance work. Pathetic? 365 00:14:24,840 --> 00:14:26,240 No, I'll tell you what's pathetic... 366 00:14:26,308 --> 00:14:28,576 you all sitting there making fun of other people's work. 367 00:14:28,643 --> 00:14:29,877 You don't feel good about yourselves, 368 00:14:29,945 --> 00:14:31,679 so you have to tear down everything around you. 369 00:14:31,746 --> 00:14:33,614 What's the matter? Mama Chang didn't breast-feed? 370 00:14:33,682 --> 00:14:35,983 She read in a book that it wouldn't make a difference. 371 00:14:36,051 --> 00:14:37,284 You all sicken me! 372 00:14:37,352 --> 00:14:38,686 And I will no longer participate 373 00:14:38,753 --> 00:14:40,521 in your destructive, negative behavior. 374 00:14:40,589 --> 00:14:42,289 Pierce, that was deep 375 00:14:42,357 --> 00:14:43,824 and total BS 376 00:14:43,892 --> 00:14:45,159 Yeah, this isn't about us. 377 00:14:45,227 --> 00:14:47,061 This is just a deflection because you can't get 378 00:14:47,128 --> 00:14:48,128 - a genuine laugh. - Mm-hmm. 379 00:14:48,196 --> 00:14:49,897 That in itself is a laugh. 380 00:14:49,965 --> 00:14:51,131 I know I'm funny. 381 00:14:51,199 --> 00:14:53,767 I don't need any of you people to validate me. 382 00:14:53,835 --> 00:14:54,869 - Mm. - Mm. 383 00:14:54,936 --> 00:14:57,705 Oh! Oh! 384 00:15:04,546 --> 00:15:06,614 Biggest laugh of the night. 385 00:15:09,084 --> 00:15:11,719 Then I was gonna say, "it's a good day to be gay." 386 00:15:13,788 --> 00:15:15,189 Annie... 387 00:15:15,257 --> 00:15:16,323 We're sorry. 388 00:15:16,391 --> 00:15:17,791 We were worried about your well-being. 389 00:15:17,859 --> 00:15:20,461 I guess we feel like we're sort of all a family, 390 00:15:20,528 --> 00:15:24,131 and Jeff and I are like your Greendale parents. 391 00:15:24,199 --> 00:15:25,599 You're not my mom, Britta. 392 00:15:25,667 --> 00:15:27,301 She would never wear boots that go up that High. 393 00:15:27,369 --> 00:15:30,537 And what about respecting me as an adult and as a friend? 394 00:15:30,605 --> 00:15:34,041 Oh, you want to be treated as an adult and a friend? 395 00:15:34,109 --> 00:15:36,010 Try not dating your friend's ex-boyfriend. 396 00:15:36,077 --> 00:15:37,344 - Find your own man. - Oh, my. 397 00:15:37,412 --> 00:15:38,345 Oh, boy. 398 00:15:38,413 --> 00:15:40,547 But you don't like Vaughn. 399 00:15:40,615 --> 00:15:42,683 No, I don't, but I also don't like seeing him 400 00:15:42,751 --> 00:15:44,184 with anyone else. Ta-da! 401 00:15:44,252 --> 00:15:46,587 I asked you if you cared, and you said no. 402 00:15:46,655 --> 00:15:48,455 - Fine. I cared. I'm a girlie-girl. 403 00:15:48,523 --> 00:15:50,691 I like boys, and I don't like it when they're mean to me, 404 00:15:50,759 --> 00:15:52,226 and I don't like it when they stop kissing me 405 00:15:52,294 --> 00:15:53,727 and start kissing my friends. 406 00:15:53,795 --> 00:15:57,164 I'm not that cool. I'm not Juno, okay, homeslice? 407 00:15:57,232 --> 00:15:59,133 This is what it was about for you? 408 00:15:59,200 --> 00:16:00,200 You were jealous? 409 00:16:00,268 --> 00:16:01,635 Oh, please, you can't tell me 410 00:16:01,703 --> 00:16:04,138 that you weren't jealous that Vaughn had his hippie hands 411 00:16:04,205 --> 00:16:06,540 all over your debate/make-out partner. 412 00:16:06,608 --> 00:16:07,942 What are you insinuating? 413 00:16:08,009 --> 00:16:09,376 I took that kiss for the team. 414 00:16:09,444 --> 00:16:11,378 What? 415 00:16:11,446 --> 00:16:13,747 Yeah, that kiss wasn't for pleasure. 416 00:16:13,815 --> 00:16:16,216 - It was strategic and joyless. - What? 417 00:16:16,284 --> 00:16:17,551 Yeah. 418 00:16:17,619 --> 00:16:19,053 You did get weirdly specific 419 00:16:19,120 --> 00:16:21,088 when you were describing Annie's body. 420 00:16:22,724 --> 00:16:24,925 More specific than the stuff you told me about Britta? 421 00:16:24,993 --> 00:16:26,493 What? 422 00:16:26,561 --> 00:16:28,228 Does anyone get specific about me? 423 00:16:28,296 --> 00:16:29,596 Check your email. 424 00:16:29,664 --> 00:16:30,764 I'll mark you as spam. 425 00:16:30,832 --> 00:16:31,966 Who the hell is Pam? 426 00:16:32,033 --> 00:16:33,000 When you guys first came in, 427 00:16:33,068 --> 00:16:34,068 we were as wholesome and healthy 428 00:16:34,135 --> 00:16:35,369 as the family in the Brady bunch. 429 00:16:35,437 --> 00:16:37,338 And now we're as dysfunctional and incestuous 430 00:16:37,405 --> 00:16:38,706 as the cast of the Brady bunch. 431 00:16:38,773 --> 00:16:40,908 I agree with abed. This is getting creepy. 432 00:16:40,976 --> 00:16:43,077 No more creepy than when Jeff wears tight jeans 433 00:16:43,144 --> 00:16:44,578 and you say, "I'd like to slap 434 00:16:44,646 --> 00:16:46,480 those buns on the grill." What? 435 00:16:46,548 --> 00:16:47,548 First of all, I don't talk like that, 436 00:16:47,615 --> 00:16:48,682 and second of all, where I'm from, 437 00:16:48,750 --> 00:16:49,984 it's perfectly normal for women 438 00:16:50,051 --> 00:16:51,418 to talk about their male friends' backsides. 439 00:16:51,486 --> 00:16:52,853 And you don't see me saying anything crazy 440 00:16:52,921 --> 00:16:54,455 about abed and Troy's weird little relationship. 441 00:16:54,522 --> 00:16:55,889 They're just jealous. 442 00:16:55,957 --> 00:16:57,891 All right, all right, maybe we're not a family. 443 00:16:57,959 --> 00:17:02,329 Maybe it's more complicated, because unlike a real family, 444 00:17:02,397 --> 00:17:04,031 there's nothing to stop any one of us 445 00:17:04,099 --> 00:17:05,766 from looking at any of the others 446 00:17:05,834 --> 00:17:08,936 as a sexual prospect. 447 00:17:37,532 --> 00:17:39,833 Why are we even talking about this? 448 00:17:39,901 --> 00:17:42,536 Because you started having sex with Britta's ex-boyfriend. 449 00:17:42,604 --> 00:17:44,271 What? We haven't even kissed. 450 00:17:44,339 --> 00:17:46,306 That doesn't mean you're not having sex. 451 00:17:46,374 --> 00:17:47,941 Vaughn told me he would take things 452 00:17:48,009 --> 00:17:49,176 as slowly as I wanted. 453 00:17:49,244 --> 00:17:51,979 He likes me for who I am, and I like him. 454 00:17:54,215 --> 00:17:55,716 Do you guys hear that? 455 00:17:58,386 --> 00:17:59,986 ♪ ♪ 456 00:18:06,261 --> 00:18:08,996 - Annie. - Vaughn. 457 00:18:09,064 --> 00:18:10,197 Britta. 458 00:18:10,265 --> 00:18:12,566 - Hi. - Old man river. 459 00:18:12,634 --> 00:18:13,634 Eat me. 460 00:18:13,701 --> 00:18:15,069 Did you get my messages? 461 00:18:15,136 --> 00:18:16,670 No. 462 00:18:16,738 --> 00:18:19,073 I threw my phone into the river. 463 00:18:19,140 --> 00:18:20,641 I thought that, you know, if I can't be with her, 464 00:18:20,708 --> 00:18:22,476 who am I gonna call? 465 00:18:22,544 --> 00:18:23,644 And then I thought, you know, 466 00:18:23,711 --> 00:18:25,312 well, my landlord, my sister, 467 00:18:25,380 --> 00:18:27,347 and... 468 00:18:27,415 --> 00:18:29,016 You. 469 00:18:29,084 --> 00:18:30,717 Anyway, I've been doing a lot of soul-searching, 470 00:18:30,785 --> 00:18:33,353 and, uh, this is something I really need to say. 471 00:18:34,456 --> 00:18:36,256 ♪ ♪ 472 00:18:36,324 --> 00:18:38,392 ♪ I see you when you smile ♪ 473 00:18:38,460 --> 00:18:40,627 ♪ and I want to sing a song ♪ 474 00:18:40,695 --> 00:18:42,529 ♪ but then I write the words ♪ 475 00:18:42,597 --> 00:18:45,699 ♪ and they always come out wrong ♪ 476 00:18:45,767 --> 00:18:49,036 ♪ they come out wrong ♪ 477 00:18:49,104 --> 00:18:51,405 ♪ I feel it in my fingers ♪ 478 00:18:51,473 --> 00:18:53,407 ♪ I feel it in my toes ♪ 479 00:18:53,475 --> 00:18:55,576 ♪ but then the words get frozen ♪ 480 00:18:55,643 --> 00:18:58,212 ♪ in my mouth like Eskimos ♪ 481 00:18:58,279 --> 00:19:01,548 ♪ I like your nose ♪ 482 00:19:01,616 --> 00:19:05,619 ♪ ooh ooh ooh ♪ 483 00:19:05,687 --> 00:19:09,056 ♪ ooh ♪ 484 00:19:09,124 --> 00:19:12,192 ♪ Annie ♪ 485 00:19:12,260 --> 00:19:14,027 ♪ ooh ooh ooh ♪ 486 00:19:14,095 --> 00:19:17,531 ♪ ooh ♪ 487 00:19:17,599 --> 00:19:20,434 ♪ Annie's song ♪ 488 00:19:24,172 --> 00:19:25,806 his songs are dumber than he is. 489 00:19:25,874 --> 00:19:27,741 Yeah, but they're honest. 490 00:19:31,746 --> 00:19:32,779 Okay. 491 00:19:34,516 --> 00:19:37,251 Vaughn wants to show me a cloud that looks like a Pumpkin... 492 00:19:38,453 --> 00:19:41,455 If that's okay. 493 00:19:41,523 --> 00:19:43,056 Annie, it's more than okay. 494 00:19:43,124 --> 00:19:45,125 Please date Vaughn. 495 00:19:45,193 --> 00:19:47,761 Or anyone else outside this creepy circle. 496 00:19:47,829 --> 00:19:49,530 I wouldn't hang out with you guys 497 00:19:49,597 --> 00:19:51,064 if you were creepy. 498 00:19:51,132 --> 00:19:52,633 Trust me. 499 00:19:52,700 --> 00:19:55,569 I have good taste. 500 00:20:01,242 --> 00:20:02,976 So just to be clear, I don't have a shot 501 00:20:03,044 --> 00:20:04,878 with any of you? 502 00:20:08,449 --> 00:20:11,485 Sync by dny238 Resynch by Pippo Inzaghi www.addic7ed.com 503 00:20:22,853 --> 00:20:24,320 I am kickpuncher. 504 00:20:24,388 --> 00:20:27,023 My cyber punch have the power of kicks. 505 00:20:28,359 --> 00:20:29,525 Agh! 506 00:20:29,593 --> 00:20:30,526 Aha. Oh! 507 00:20:30,594 --> 00:20:31,694 Oh! 508 00:20:36,066 --> 00:20:37,267 I am Punchkicker. 509 00:20:37,334 --> 00:20:38,968 Meet your match. 510 00:20:53,284 --> 00:20:57,186 I love you, kickpuncher. 511 00:20:57,666 --> 00:21:00,301 The only thing beyond the reach of my fists 512 00:21:00,369 --> 00:21:03,604 is humanity. 513 00:21:04,211 --> 00:21:06,312 You're sure Britta couldn't do your part? 514 00:21:06,321 --> 00:21:08,722 I asked her. She wasn't available. 515 00:21:08,807 --> 00:21:12,677 Let's go film the sex scene.