1 00:00:01,720 --> 00:00:03,120 I had to get up so early for my bus, 2 00:00:03,188 --> 00:00:05,255 I caught the tail end of what cinemax gets up to at night. 3 00:00:05,923 --> 00:00:07,223 Subscription canceled. 4 00:00:07,291 --> 00:00:08,625 I got that channel for eddie murphy movies, 5 00:00:08,693 --> 00:00:09,859 Not stimulation. 6 00:00:09,927 --> 00:00:10,894 Wait, why are you taking the bus? 7 00:00:10,961 --> 00:00:11,961 What happened to your minivan? 8 00:00:12,029 --> 00:00:13,196 My ex-husband needed it. 9 00:00:13,264 --> 00:00:15,699 The person he's dating works at a club. 10 00:00:15,766 --> 00:00:17,200 An hour from the city. 11 00:00:17,268 --> 00:00:18,768 Ah, well, I'll play a violin for them, 12 00:00:18,836 --> 00:00:20,470 And maybe she can strip to it. 13 00:00:20,538 --> 00:00:22,505 Kind people are always kind, britta, 14 00:00:22,573 --> 00:00:23,707 Not just when it's easy. 15 00:00:23,774 --> 00:00:27,310 As we stand once again upon the deadline 16 00:00:27,378 --> 00:00:29,212 To drop or add classes, 17 00:00:29,280 --> 00:00:32,482 I hereby present this semester's jeff winger pick 18 00:00:32,550 --> 00:00:34,718 For ultimate blow-off class: 19 00:00:34,785 --> 00:00:36,453 Beginner pottery. 20 00:00:36,520 --> 00:00:38,188 - I don't know- - your last "blow-off" class 21 00:00:38,255 --> 00:00:39,789 Ended up teaching me to live in the moment, 22 00:00:39,857 --> 00:00:42,192 Which I will always regret and never do again. 23 00:00:42,259 --> 00:00:44,361 This one's different. I researched. 24 00:00:44,428 --> 00:00:46,029 You don't even have to make a good pot. 25 00:00:46,097 --> 00:00:49,532 You get an art credit for participation. 26 00:00:49,600 --> 00:00:52,235 This class is like a redhead that drinks scotch 27 00:00:52,303 --> 00:00:53,236 And loves die hard. 28 00:00:53,304 --> 00:00:55,238 I suggest you all get her number. 29 00:00:55,306 --> 00:00:57,240 Ahoy! 30 00:00:57,308 --> 00:00:59,242 Guess which class I signed up for. 31 00:00:59,310 --> 00:01:01,244 Singing with tennille? 32 00:01:01,312 --> 00:01:02,712 Ha ha ha hee ha ha ho ho hey. 33 00:01:02,780 --> 00:01:03,980 Sailing. 34 00:01:04,048 --> 00:01:06,116 But the nearest body of water is 2 1/2 hours away. 35 00:01:06,183 --> 00:01:07,250 Leagues, abed. 36 00:01:07,318 --> 00:01:09,419 We don't measure water by hours. 37 00:01:09,487 --> 00:01:10,787 It's a one-week intensive 38 00:01:10,855 --> 00:01:12,255 That gives you hands-on experience 39 00:01:12,323 --> 00:01:13,957 On a real boat 40 00:01:14,024 --> 00:01:16,025 Right here in the parking lot. 41 00:01:16,093 --> 00:01:17,627 I'd rather learn boats than pots. 42 00:01:17,695 --> 00:01:19,295 I was going to take a class on how to put together 43 00:01:19,363 --> 00:01:20,463 An online dating profile, 44 00:01:20,531 --> 00:01:22,198 But I think sailing in the parking lot 45 00:01:22,266 --> 00:01:23,199 Is less pathetic. 46 00:01:23,267 --> 00:01:24,868 A black person on a sailboat? 47 00:01:24,935 --> 00:01:27,103 I gotta see this. I'm in. 48 00:01:27,171 --> 00:01:29,038 How 'bout you, abed? Wanna sail with us? 49 00:01:29,106 --> 00:01:30,407 There's black people. 50 00:01:30,474 --> 00:01:31,841 Mm-hmm, there's two. 51 00:01:35,246 --> 00:01:37,013 All right. 52 00:01:37,081 --> 00:01:39,182 Hello, ladies. What are you guys making, 53 00:01:39,250 --> 00:01:40,950 Big balls here? 54 00:01:41,018 --> 00:01:43,386 Oh, yeah. You guys getting dirty? 55 00:01:43,454 --> 00:01:44,988 What are you looking at? 56 00:01:45,055 --> 00:01:46,289 Heh, all right. 57 00:01:46,357 --> 00:01:48,558 Hey, laura ingalls. 58 00:01:48,626 --> 00:01:49,859 Home depot guy. 59 00:01:49,927 --> 00:01:51,127 Who's making pots? 60 00:01:51,195 --> 00:01:52,395 Huh? 61 00:01:52,463 --> 00:01:53,930 Let's participate this thing. 62 00:01:53,998 --> 00:01:55,498 Let's do this. 63 00:01:55,566 --> 00:01:56,800 Ladies, I don't know why you're laughing. 64 00:01:56,867 --> 00:01:59,803 I really do want to make my mom an ashtray. 65 00:02:04,208 --> 00:02:07,310 Hello, my precious blueberries. 66 00:02:07,378 --> 00:02:08,978 Hello. 67 00:02:10,314 --> 00:02:12,816 All right, let's spin those wheels and play. 68 00:02:12,883 --> 00:02:14,818 With some clay. 69 00:02:14,885 --> 00:02:17,754 Now there's one, and only one, rule in this class. 70 00:02:17,822 --> 00:02:19,823 I will tolerate no reenacting, 71 00:02:19,890 --> 00:02:21,558 Whether it's ironic or sincere, 72 00:02:21,625 --> 00:02:23,460 Of the patrick swayze, demi moore 73 00:02:23,527 --> 00:02:25,261 Pottery scene in ghost. 74 00:02:25,329 --> 00:02:28,031 Ever since that movie was released in 1990, 75 00:02:28,098 --> 00:02:32,101 I have seen every conceivable variation 76 00:02:32,169 --> 00:02:34,771 Of what I call "ghosting." 77 00:02:34,839 --> 00:02:37,707 This could be guy-on-girl, girl-on-guy... 78 00:02:37,775 --> 00:02:41,578 The hilarious guy-on-guy. 79 00:02:44,648 --> 00:02:47,550 So, since it never stopped, 80 00:02:47,618 --> 00:02:53,223 I had to adopt a zero ghost tolerance policy. 81 00:02:53,290 --> 00:02:54,858 If you so much as hum three notes 82 00:02:54,925 --> 00:02:56,893 From that righteous brothers song, with god is my witness, 83 00:02:56,961 --> 00:02:58,661 I will come at you. 84 00:02:58,729 --> 00:02:59,996 With everything I've got. 85 00:03:00,064 --> 00:03:01,197 okay? 86 00:03:01,265 --> 00:03:02,665 Let's have a great time! 87 00:03:06,237 --> 00:03:07,537 I'm making falafel. 88 00:03:07,605 --> 00:03:08,771 mmm. 89 00:03:08,839 --> 00:03:10,473 Not edible. 90 00:03:13,377 --> 00:03:15,011 What are you making? 91 00:03:15,079 --> 00:03:16,346 A vase. 92 00:03:18,315 --> 00:03:19,415 - Hey, guys. - Yep? 93 00:03:19,483 --> 00:03:21,184 Look what I made. 94 00:03:21,252 --> 00:03:24,387 Participant badge. 95 00:03:24,455 --> 00:03:25,755 oh, god. 96 00:03:26,924 --> 00:03:27,991 Look at this. 97 00:03:28,058 --> 00:03:29,058 I don't know how. 98 00:03:29,126 --> 00:03:30,059 I mean, I just-- 99 00:03:30,127 --> 00:03:31,361 I stuck my hands into the clay 100 00:03:31,428 --> 00:03:32,362 And it happened. 101 00:03:32,429 --> 00:03:34,564 You look at me. 102 00:03:34,632 --> 00:03:36,432 you have a gift. 103 00:03:36,500 --> 00:03:39,702 Jeff's competitive side had come out before. 104 00:03:39,770 --> 00:03:41,504 He had even displayed envy. 105 00:03:41,572 --> 00:03:43,072 But on that first day of pottery class, he discovered-- 106 00:03:43,140 --> 00:03:44,073 - Abed. - Yeah. 107 00:03:44,141 --> 00:03:45,074 What did we discuss? 108 00:03:45,142 --> 00:03:47,277 No voiceover. Sorry. 109 00:03:47,344 --> 00:03:48,611 It is kind of a crutch. 110 00:03:48,679 --> 00:03:54,150 Sync by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 111 00:03:58,455 --> 00:03:59,589 I've never been on a boat before. 112 00:03:59,657 --> 00:04:00,757 I didn't know what to wear. 113 00:04:00,824 --> 00:04:02,892 Yeah, it's intimidating. 114 00:04:02,960 --> 00:04:04,727 We're in pierce's world now. 115 00:04:04,795 --> 00:04:06,262 He's got all the boat clothes. 116 00:04:06,330 --> 00:04:07,463 Look at him christen. 117 00:04:07,531 --> 00:04:10,733 That were me, I would have broken the bottle. 118 00:04:10,801 --> 00:04:12,635 I'm professor slaughter. 119 00:04:12,703 --> 00:04:16,739 Welcome aboard the s. S. Nose candy, 120 00:04:16,807 --> 00:04:18,575 Recently purchased through government auction. 121 00:04:18,642 --> 00:04:19,909 Oh, that's nice. 122 00:04:19,977 --> 00:04:21,444 - It's not nice- - it's your only weapon 123 00:04:21,512 --> 00:04:23,012 Against the raging sea. 124 00:04:23,080 --> 00:04:24,480 You don't know how to use her, you're dead. 125 00:04:24,548 --> 00:04:26,616 Together, you will work as one crew. 126 00:04:26,684 --> 00:04:28,551 You will succeed or fail as one crew. 127 00:04:28,619 --> 00:04:31,120 You will consider this parking lot the ocean. 128 00:04:31,188 --> 00:04:32,822 Whatever you drop, you lose. 129 00:04:32,890 --> 00:04:35,091 Mishandle the sails- you capsize and die. 130 00:04:35,159 --> 00:04:36,326 Oh. 131 00:04:36,393 --> 00:04:37,827 Now, does little miss nice have a name? 132 00:04:37,895 --> 00:04:39,762 Sh-shirley bennett. 133 00:04:39,830 --> 00:04:41,531 Well, now you're captain shirley bennett. 134 00:04:41,599 --> 00:04:42,632 Oh! 135 00:04:42,700 --> 00:04:43,666 Aw, man! 136 00:04:43,734 --> 00:04:45,602 You will follow her every order. 137 00:04:45,669 --> 00:04:46,669 Oh. 138 00:04:48,005 --> 00:04:49,706 I've never been a captain before. 139 00:04:49,773 --> 00:04:51,007 I have. 140 00:04:51,075 --> 00:04:53,676 I commanded a jet ski through an electrical storm 141 00:04:53,744 --> 00:04:56,012 And only had one casualty. 142 00:04:56,080 --> 00:04:57,814 Jet skis only hold two people. 143 00:04:57,881 --> 00:04:59,849 Exactly. Saved half the crew. 144 00:04:59,917 --> 00:05:01,284 Pottery's much cooler than I thought. 145 00:05:01,352 --> 00:05:02,785 And harder! 146 00:05:02,853 --> 00:05:04,554 Well, except for that guy rich. 147 00:05:04,622 --> 00:05:05,888 He's, like, a natural. 148 00:05:05,956 --> 00:05:07,390 Yeah, I'm worried about the effect 149 00:05:07,458 --> 00:05:08,558 That it's having on jeff, though. 150 00:05:08,626 --> 00:05:09,826 - Mm. - Heh, yeah. 151 00:05:09,893 --> 00:05:12,128 Someone call a shrink. What? 152 00:05:12,196 --> 00:05:13,663 Well, you're usually the cool one. 153 00:05:13,731 --> 00:05:16,232 Abed... You understand the point 154 00:05:16,300 --> 00:05:18,468 Of a blow-off class is to blow it off, 155 00:05:18,535 --> 00:05:21,571 Not to be cool, making really important mud pies. 156 00:05:21,639 --> 00:05:23,373 You're not willing to admit he's talented? 157 00:05:23,440 --> 00:05:25,274 No, because he's not. 158 00:05:25,342 --> 00:05:27,477 I mean, if I were ever to make an effort in that class, 159 00:05:27,544 --> 00:05:29,045 You'd think I was the cat's pajamas too. 160 00:05:29,113 --> 00:05:32,215 Cat's pajamas? Okay, pierce. 161 00:05:32,282 --> 00:05:34,817 Wow, somebody's mommy 162 00:05:34,885 --> 00:05:36,052 Gave him too much praise. 163 00:05:36,120 --> 00:05:38,588 Man, so did someone's psyche teacher. 164 00:05:44,194 --> 00:05:45,495 Señor chang. 165 00:05:45,562 --> 00:05:48,998 Yes, I was robbed at the ymca. 166 00:05:49,066 --> 00:05:50,166 Again. 167 00:05:53,203 --> 00:05:55,104 ♪ ♪ 168 00:05:55,172 --> 00:05:57,273 All right. 169 00:05:57,341 --> 00:05:59,475 Let's do this. 170 00:06:09,953 --> 00:06:12,455 Jeff, do you know what you are? 171 00:06:12,523 --> 00:06:14,190 You're special. 172 00:06:14,258 --> 00:06:16,292 You're very special, jeff. 173 00:06:16,360 --> 00:06:20,063 You're the most special little boy in the world. 174 00:06:26,970 --> 00:06:28,938 ♪ ♪ 175 00:06:30,941 --> 00:06:33,042 Take her back to harbor! 176 00:06:33,110 --> 00:06:35,878 Flank the sheets and, uh, trim the head sail. 177 00:06:35,946 --> 00:06:38,915 - Aye-aye. - Aye-aye. 178 00:06:38,982 --> 00:06:41,751 Eyes on me for a moment. 179 00:06:41,819 --> 00:06:42,952 I don't see students here. 180 00:06:43,020 --> 00:06:44,087 I see seamen. 181 00:06:44,154 --> 00:06:45,955 And I didn't create them. 182 00:06:46,023 --> 00:06:47,857 From the moment you climbed aboard, 183 00:06:47,925 --> 00:06:49,625 I saw seamen inside you. 184 00:06:49,693 --> 00:06:51,894 More importantly, you've stopped giggling 185 00:06:51,962 --> 00:06:53,196 At the word "seamen." 186 00:06:53,263 --> 00:06:54,931 And that's the mark of a real seaman. 187 00:06:54,998 --> 00:06:57,266 All right, as you were. 188 00:06:57,334 --> 00:06:58,334 Okay, then. 189 00:06:58,402 --> 00:07:00,636 Crew, make fast the topping lift. 190 00:07:00,704 --> 00:07:03,606 - I'll get the rope. - Oh! 191 00:07:03,674 --> 00:07:06,142 - Oof! - Oh, my god! 192 00:07:06,210 --> 00:07:07,577 Damn, he's ghost riding the jib. 193 00:07:07,644 --> 00:07:09,412 - I-- - pierce, hang on! 194 00:07:09,480 --> 00:07:11,314 Agh! Ack. 195 00:07:11,381 --> 00:07:12,949 That hat's gone. Lost at sea. 196 00:07:13,016 --> 00:07:14,250 I might be able to reach it! 197 00:07:14,318 --> 00:07:16,319 It landed on that hyundai. 198 00:07:16,386 --> 00:07:19,455 I mean, mermaid's car. 199 00:07:19,523 --> 00:07:21,290 Get back on this boat! 200 00:07:21,358 --> 00:07:22,592 - Ohh! - No, no, no. 201 00:07:22,659 --> 00:07:24,293 Well, I spoke too soon. 202 00:07:24,361 --> 00:07:25,628 Everybody gets a "d." 203 00:07:27,598 --> 00:07:29,265 If I'd have chosen to hit you with a storm just then, 204 00:07:29,333 --> 00:07:30,867 You all would have failed. 205 00:07:30,934 --> 00:07:32,034 You better get your crew in line, captain. 206 00:07:34,738 --> 00:07:37,039 Ahem. Permission to speak! Mm-hmm. 207 00:07:37,107 --> 00:07:39,342 You really screwed the pooch on that one, captain. 208 00:07:39,409 --> 00:07:41,711 and I can't swim. 209 00:07:43,113 --> 00:07:44,147 So you see, ladies, 210 00:07:44,214 --> 00:07:46,482 It's actually a working fountain. 211 00:07:46,550 --> 00:07:47,950 With a bird. 212 00:07:50,921 --> 00:07:52,388 Hey, jeff, ready to make some art 213 00:07:52,456 --> 00:07:53,456 In the shape of a vase? 214 00:07:53,524 --> 00:07:55,291 No, I can't. 215 00:07:55,359 --> 00:07:57,393 Ooh, ouch. Let me take a look. 216 00:07:57,461 --> 00:07:58,494 Uh, come on, rich. 217 00:07:58,562 --> 00:07:59,595 Being good at beginner pottery 218 00:07:59,663 --> 00:08:01,197 Doesn't mean you can heal people. 219 00:08:01,265 --> 00:08:02,431 That's true. 220 00:08:02,499 --> 00:08:05,034 But my medical degree does. I'm a doctor. 221 00:08:05,102 --> 00:08:06,035 A doctor? 222 00:08:06,103 --> 00:08:07,804 I just take pottery to unwind. 223 00:08:07,871 --> 00:08:09,405 Haven't lost a patient in five years. 224 00:08:09,473 --> 00:08:10,973 Puts a lot of pressure on a person. 225 00:08:11,041 --> 00:08:13,976 So the good news is this is neither sprained nor broken. 226 00:08:14,044 --> 00:08:15,778 Oh, thank god. 227 00:08:15,846 --> 00:08:17,013 But I'll have to get a second opinion 228 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:19,182 From a guy in my basket weaving class. 229 00:08:20,951 --> 00:08:22,718 That's great. That's funny. 230 00:08:22,786 --> 00:08:25,021 Good to see you getting along with rich. 231 00:08:25,088 --> 00:08:27,256 What's he like? 232 00:08:27,324 --> 00:08:28,457 he's a ringer. 233 00:08:28,525 --> 00:08:30,426 A what? 234 00:08:30,494 --> 00:08:31,794 You know, a conman. A grifter. 235 00:08:31,862 --> 00:08:33,462 A ringer. 236 00:08:33,530 --> 00:08:35,731 He's an expert potter who signs up for novice classes 237 00:08:35,799 --> 00:08:37,200 To impress people. 238 00:08:37,267 --> 00:08:38,334 But if he wants to impress people, 239 00:08:38,402 --> 00:08:39,502 Why join a pottery class? 240 00:08:39,570 --> 00:08:41,470 Why not just say, "hi, I'm a doctor." 241 00:08:41,538 --> 00:08:43,873 Because he's crazy. 242 00:08:43,941 --> 00:08:45,875 And fancy jobs don't impress people. 243 00:08:45,943 --> 00:08:47,677 I mean, you weren't impressed I'm a lawyer. 244 00:08:47,744 --> 00:08:49,178 Well, anyone could be a lawyer. 245 00:08:49,246 --> 00:08:50,580 You can even represent yourself. 246 00:08:50,647 --> 00:08:51,747 You can't do surgery on yourself. 247 00:08:51,815 --> 00:08:53,482 It's illegal. You'd get arrested. 248 00:08:53,550 --> 00:08:55,418 And then you'd get a free lawyer. 249 00:08:55,485 --> 00:08:57,520 Rich just showed me how to make a flared lip on my pot 250 00:08:57,588 --> 00:08:58,821 And check for breast lumps. 251 00:08:59,923 --> 00:09:01,591 I don't know how 252 00:09:01,658 --> 00:09:02,792 And I don't know when, 253 00:09:02,860 --> 00:09:05,061 But one day, that guy is gonna slip up. 254 00:09:05,128 --> 00:09:06,128 And when that happens, 255 00:09:06,196 --> 00:09:07,763 I am gonna be there to expose him. 256 00:09:07,831 --> 00:09:08,898 Jeff, check it out. 257 00:09:08,966 --> 00:09:10,333 If your finger's still bugging you, 258 00:09:10,400 --> 00:09:13,169 Just get creative. 259 00:09:13,237 --> 00:09:14,804 I wanna kiss you on the mouth. 260 00:09:14,872 --> 00:09:16,372 I'm sorry? 261 00:09:22,066 --> 00:09:24,668 hey, rich. Hey! 262 00:09:24,736 --> 00:09:25,936 Don't run so fast. 263 00:09:26,004 --> 00:09:27,104 You're among friends. 264 00:09:27,172 --> 00:09:28,505 How you doing, jeff? What's up? 265 00:09:28,573 --> 00:09:30,174 Oh, not much. Nada mucho. 266 00:09:30,241 --> 00:09:31,975 Noddily...Merchant. 267 00:09:32,043 --> 00:09:34,311 I just wanted to thank you, doc pottery-wood, 268 00:09:34,379 --> 00:09:35,979 For taking a look at my finger. 269 00:09:36,047 --> 00:09:37,481 Anytime. 270 00:09:37,549 --> 00:09:39,950 Doc pottery-wood. I like it. 271 00:09:40,018 --> 00:09:41,852 Yeah. Have you taken many pottery classes? 272 00:09:41,920 --> 00:09:43,587 No, this is my first. 273 00:09:43,655 --> 00:09:44,988 - Of the year? - Ever. 274 00:09:45,056 --> 00:09:46,156 No pottery at doctor's school? 275 00:09:46,224 --> 00:09:47,424 - Medical school? - Pottery school. 276 00:09:47,492 --> 00:09:49,760 - Pottery school? - Oh, pottery school; how long? 277 00:09:49,828 --> 00:09:51,962 You know, jeff, it's kind of weird. 278 00:09:52,030 --> 00:09:53,630 I feel like I'm being interrogated, 279 00:09:53,698 --> 00:09:54,965 But by someone who doesn't really want to know 280 00:09:55,033 --> 00:09:56,366 Anything important. 281 00:09:58,469 --> 00:10:00,604 Oh, hey...New mexico. 282 00:10:00,672 --> 00:10:01,839 Long way from home. 283 00:10:01,906 --> 00:10:04,341 Yeah, well, I did my residency in santa fe. 284 00:10:04,409 --> 00:10:05,342 Santa fe? 285 00:10:05,410 --> 00:10:07,611 Yeah. Can I give you a lift somewhere? 286 00:10:07,679 --> 00:10:09,546 Oh...No, thanks. 287 00:10:09,614 --> 00:10:10,848 I'm gettin' there. 288 00:10:10,915 --> 00:10:13,851 Well, of course, yes, he'd be in college. 289 00:10:15,954 --> 00:10:18,989 four? No! 290 00:10:19,057 --> 00:10:20,591 Did you sleep here? 291 00:10:20,658 --> 00:10:22,459 Only for a few hours. 292 00:10:22,527 --> 00:10:24,962 Guess where rich is from. 293 00:10:25,029 --> 00:10:26,463 Couldn't have been crazy town. 294 00:10:26,531 --> 00:10:27,664 You'd have gone to high school together. 295 00:10:27,732 --> 00:10:30,467 Santa fe, new mexico. 296 00:10:30,535 --> 00:10:31,902 Nobody gets out of santa fe 297 00:10:31,970 --> 00:10:33,070 Without learning how to make a pot. 298 00:10:33,137 --> 00:10:34,738 45% hispanic, 299 00:10:34,806 --> 00:10:36,907 Fifth highest native american population. 300 00:10:36,975 --> 00:10:39,810 They eat and breathe clay there. 301 00:10:39,878 --> 00:10:40,878 I think some of this research 302 00:10:40,945 --> 00:10:42,346 May have been done on wikipedia. 303 00:10:42,413 --> 00:10:43,714 You're mocking me? 304 00:10:43,781 --> 00:10:45,515 You? No, no. 305 00:10:45,583 --> 00:10:46,917 Fine, fine, fine. Go ahead--mock me. 306 00:10:46,985 --> 00:10:48,819 Oh, jeff... You're goldbluming. 307 00:10:48,887 --> 00:10:49,820 I'm goldbluming? 308 00:10:49,888 --> 00:10:52,389 Heh, I, uh... 309 00:10:52,457 --> 00:10:54,258 I-I-I don't know what that means. 310 00:10:54,325 --> 00:10:57,027 Look, I have work to do, before class, 311 00:10:57,095 --> 00:10:59,396 Because I want to catch rich when he slips up. 312 00:10:59,464 --> 00:11:01,765 Who even cares if he's pretending to be a beginner? 313 00:11:01,833 --> 00:11:03,567 Pottery cares. 314 00:11:03,635 --> 00:11:04,601 Integrity cares. 315 00:11:04,669 --> 00:11:05,736 Look, I don't care. 316 00:11:05,803 --> 00:11:08,505 I just care that he cares. 317 00:11:08,573 --> 00:11:09,706 It's lame that he cares. 318 00:11:09,774 --> 00:11:11,575 Yeah, yeah, yeah. My shoelace came untied. 319 00:11:11,643 --> 00:11:12,676 It could happen to anybody. 320 00:11:12,744 --> 00:11:13,944 That's your excuse? 321 00:11:14,012 --> 00:11:15,345 Britta weighs five pounds, troy can't swim, 322 00:11:15,413 --> 00:11:16,546 And I've never even seen the ocean. 323 00:11:16,614 --> 00:11:19,016 Uh, I can swim, racist. 324 00:11:19,083 --> 00:11:20,083 You listen to me, pierce. 325 00:11:20,151 --> 00:11:21,585 On my boat, the crew comes first. 326 00:11:21,653 --> 00:11:22,786 No single person is above it. 327 00:11:22,854 --> 00:11:24,421 You either shape up or ship the hell out. 328 00:11:25,690 --> 00:11:27,925 Now I know what the "c" in "captain" stands for. 329 00:11:27,992 --> 00:11:29,526 crabapple. 330 00:11:29,594 --> 00:11:31,361 Shirley, I thought you said 331 00:11:31,429 --> 00:11:33,096 That kind people were always kind. 332 00:11:33,164 --> 00:11:35,299 Yes, and strong people change. 333 00:11:35,366 --> 00:11:37,067 If the sea was always still and calm, 334 00:11:37,135 --> 00:11:38,068 Nobody would respect her. 335 00:11:38,136 --> 00:11:39,136 I'm like the sea. 336 00:11:39,203 --> 00:11:40,604 - Hey! - Hmm? 337 00:11:40,672 --> 00:11:42,072 Cuckoo birds, do you mind? 338 00:11:42,140 --> 00:11:43,974 This is important. 339 00:11:44,042 --> 00:11:46,043 College is where most mental health problems are activated. 340 00:11:46,110 --> 00:11:48,245 I hope I get multiple personalities. 341 00:11:48,313 --> 00:11:50,781 I get lonely in long showers. 342 00:11:53,618 --> 00:11:56,320 Barometer's dropping. Temperature's warm. 343 00:11:56,387 --> 00:11:59,623 We're heading into a high pressure flow. 344 00:11:59,691 --> 00:12:02,626 That's a perfect storm. 345 00:12:02,694 --> 00:12:04,895 Reef the mainsail and furl the jib! 346 00:12:04,963 --> 00:12:07,297 Is that nautical talk or urban speak? 347 00:12:07,365 --> 00:12:08,966 We have to turn back. 348 00:12:09,033 --> 00:12:10,100 Accidental jibe! 349 00:12:10,168 --> 00:12:12,402 Hit the deck! 350 00:12:12,470 --> 00:12:13,904 Oof! 351 00:12:13,972 --> 00:12:15,639 - Ohh! - Man overboard! 352 00:12:15,707 --> 00:12:17,574 Oh, my god, pierce is dead! 353 00:12:17,642 --> 00:12:19,142 No, wait. His stomach is moving. 354 00:12:19,210 --> 00:12:20,811 Oh, my god. Pierce! 355 00:12:20,878 --> 00:12:22,145 Gah! 356 00:12:22,213 --> 00:12:23,647 Ohh! That's it. 357 00:12:23,715 --> 00:12:24,781 Pull me in! 358 00:12:24,849 --> 00:12:26,817 The storm is overtaking you, captain. 359 00:12:26,884 --> 00:12:28,352 We don't have time. 360 00:12:28,419 --> 00:12:29,619 I'm trying as hard as I can. 361 00:12:29,687 --> 00:12:30,854 I have skinny arms for a quarterback. 362 00:12:30,922 --> 00:12:34,091 I said we don't have time. 363 00:12:36,561 --> 00:12:38,128 What? No. 364 00:12:38,196 --> 00:12:39,296 Wha--wait. 365 00:12:39,364 --> 00:12:41,498 Pull me in. What do you mean "time"? 366 00:12:41,566 --> 00:12:43,400 I--that's it. 367 00:12:47,472 --> 00:12:48,905 Wha-- 368 00:12:48,973 --> 00:12:51,475 No! Nooo! 369 00:12:51,542 --> 00:12:53,176 Bring the boom amidship. 370 00:12:54,412 --> 00:12:55,812 Nooo! 371 00:12:55,880 --> 00:12:57,814 Nooo! 372 00:12:57,882 --> 00:13:00,484 What in god's name have we done? 373 00:13:02,353 --> 00:13:04,721 hey, hey, hey, hey! 374 00:13:04,789 --> 00:13:07,290 Get out of my parking spot, dip-wad! 375 00:13:07,358 --> 00:13:09,159 Security! 376 00:13:09,227 --> 00:13:11,161 I mean, take an intermediate class 377 00:13:11,229 --> 00:13:12,996 If you're intermediate. 378 00:13:13,064 --> 00:13:15,799 Don't come in here making your fear of failure 379 00:13:15,867 --> 00:13:17,167 Our problem. 380 00:13:17,235 --> 00:13:18,635 I mean, it's crazy. 381 00:13:18,703 --> 00:13:20,170 It's crazy. 382 00:13:20,238 --> 00:13:21,571 I mean, he's a crazy person. 383 00:13:21,639 --> 00:13:23,407 I'm scared. 384 00:13:23,474 --> 00:13:24,775 It's okay. This is good for him. 385 00:13:24,842 --> 00:13:26,376 He's confronting his own limitations. 386 00:13:28,246 --> 00:13:30,213 Busted! 387 00:13:30,281 --> 00:13:32,182 Fatal mistake, richy boy. 388 00:13:32,250 --> 00:13:34,618 You...Are...Busted. 389 00:13:34,685 --> 00:13:35,752 I am? 390 00:13:35,820 --> 00:13:37,154 You just used 391 00:13:37,221 --> 00:13:39,089 The throwing off the hump method. 392 00:13:39,157 --> 00:13:41,691 That's an advanced pottery technique, 393 00:13:41,759 --> 00:13:44,194 Which I know, because last night, 394 00:13:44,262 --> 00:13:47,531 I read the entire encyclopedia of pottery. 395 00:13:47,598 --> 00:13:50,600 What are you talking about? 396 00:13:50,668 --> 00:13:52,636 You are no beginner... 397 00:13:52,703 --> 00:13:54,204 Santa fe. 398 00:13:54,272 --> 00:13:57,207 Hey, what is going on, my blueberries? 399 00:13:57,275 --> 00:13:58,909 Show him what you did. 400 00:13:58,976 --> 00:14:00,977 - No. - I rest my case. 401 00:14:01,045 --> 00:14:02,112 What case? 402 00:14:02,180 --> 00:14:05,715 Throw the freakin' hump, imposter! 403 00:14:05,783 --> 00:14:06,850 Hey! 404 00:14:06,918 --> 00:14:08,218 - No! What are you-- - heeey! 405 00:14:08,286 --> 00:14:10,220 It's the hilarious guy-on-guy. 406 00:14:10,288 --> 00:14:13,557 One rule I asked you to follow. One. 407 00:14:13,624 --> 00:14:15,058 Look! - 408 00:14:15,126 --> 00:14:16,726 I had it made before he died. 409 00:14:16,794 --> 00:14:18,261 It's not in bad taste. 410 00:14:18,329 --> 00:14:19,729 Out, winger! 411 00:14:19,797 --> 00:14:21,064 Fine. 412 00:14:21,132 --> 00:14:23,533 That's fine. No, that's fine. 413 00:14:25,036 --> 00:14:26,703 Congratulations. 414 00:14:26,771 --> 00:14:28,271 You failed a class so easy 415 00:14:28,339 --> 00:14:29,840 That people pass it in the hallway 416 00:14:29,907 --> 00:14:31,374 Get a contact credit! 417 00:14:31,442 --> 00:14:33,677 ♪ oh ♪ 418 00:14:33,744 --> 00:14:35,545 ♪ my love ♪ 419 00:14:35,613 --> 00:14:36,947 ♪ my darlin' ♪ 420 00:14:37,014 --> 00:14:38,448 You son of a-- 421 00:14:38,516 --> 00:14:41,251 ♪ I've hungered for your touch ♪ 422 00:14:41,319 --> 00:14:43,220 No! Nooo! 423 00:14:43,287 --> 00:14:44,821 This is abuse! 424 00:14:44,889 --> 00:14:47,424 This is abuse! Stop it! That is a satanic sound! 425 00:14:49,545 --> 00:14:50,778 Pierce, do you still have the number 426 00:14:51,346 --> 00:14:53,147 Of that private investigator you used 427 00:14:53,215 --> 00:14:55,082 When you thought ross perot was sleeping with your mom? 428 00:14:55,150 --> 00:14:57,151 Is this about that guy in your pottery class? 429 00:14:57,219 --> 00:14:58,686 - Yeah. - Face the facts, jeffrey. 430 00:14:58,753 --> 00:15:01,088 This kid's got some natural talent you just don't have. 431 00:15:01,156 --> 00:15:02,156 How would you know? 432 00:15:02,224 --> 00:15:03,324 It's all over the school. 433 00:15:03,391 --> 00:15:06,760 Great. 434 00:15:06,828 --> 00:15:08,796 Why aren't you in sailing class? 435 00:15:08,864 --> 00:15:10,097 Uh, they drowned me. 436 00:15:10,165 --> 00:15:11,498 - Why? - For a better grade. 437 00:15:11,566 --> 00:15:15,169 Look, weren't we discussing your flaws, jeff? 438 00:15:15,237 --> 00:15:16,871 I mean, why are you letting this guy get to you so much? 439 00:15:16,938 --> 00:15:18,839 What's really going on? 440 00:15:18,907 --> 00:15:20,107 I made a bad pot. 441 00:15:22,978 --> 00:15:25,079 For some reason, I always thought that I was special 442 00:15:25,146 --> 00:15:27,014 And different. 443 00:15:27,082 --> 00:15:30,351 And I guess I just have a really hard time 444 00:15:30,418 --> 00:15:32,820 When I want to be good at something, 445 00:15:32,888 --> 00:15:33,854 And I suck. 446 00:15:33,922 --> 00:15:37,458 Uh-huh. 447 00:15:37,525 --> 00:15:39,593 Ohh. Here, give me a hand. 448 00:15:39,661 --> 00:15:41,195 Ohh. What are you doing? 449 00:15:41,263 --> 00:15:43,197 I'm going back to my sailing class. 450 00:15:43,265 --> 00:15:44,698 After they murdered you? 451 00:15:44,766 --> 00:15:46,700 Jeffrey, when I was born, 452 00:15:46,768 --> 00:15:48,836 I got my umbilical cord wrapped around my neck, 453 00:15:48,904 --> 00:15:50,704 Both arms, and one of my ankles. 454 00:15:50,772 --> 00:15:52,473 Mom said that there came a point 455 00:15:52,540 --> 00:15:53,841 When the doctors stopped delivering me 456 00:15:53,909 --> 00:15:54,909 And just started laughing. 457 00:15:56,278 --> 00:15:59,880 I mean, if I ever let being bad at something stop me, 458 00:15:59,948 --> 00:16:01,548 I wouldn't even be here. 459 00:16:01,616 --> 00:16:04,051 That thing some men call failure, 460 00:16:04,119 --> 00:16:06,220 I call living. 461 00:16:06,288 --> 00:16:07,988 Breakfast. 462 00:16:08,056 --> 00:16:11,492 And I'm not leaving till I've cleaned out the buffet. 463 00:16:11,559 --> 00:16:14,361 Now, how 'bout a shove? 464 00:16:20,835 --> 00:16:21,835 Good luck, pierce. 465 00:16:21,903 --> 00:16:24,471 Don't need it. Never had it. 466 00:16:28,576 --> 00:16:30,511 Britta, trim the boom flat. 467 00:16:30,578 --> 00:16:33,113 Troy, sit windward to heal the boat. 468 00:16:33,181 --> 00:16:35,716 My, the sea has a worthy opponent. 469 00:16:35,784 --> 00:16:38,385 Oh, my god. 470 00:16:38,453 --> 00:16:39,753 It's pierce. 471 00:16:44,326 --> 00:16:48,228 Man, that guy's life is one, big joke. 472 00:16:51,833 --> 00:16:52,933 I mean, I feel bad for him, 473 00:16:53,001 --> 00:16:54,535 But things have been running smoother 474 00:16:54,602 --> 00:16:55,836 Since he drowned. 475 00:16:55,904 --> 00:16:57,304 I bet he gets that all the time. 476 00:16:57,372 --> 00:17:00,274 son of a... Uhh. 477 00:17:01,443 --> 00:17:03,577 Oh! Oh! Hey! 478 00:17:03,645 --> 00:17:05,813 - Oh, my god. - Hey! I'm going down! 479 00:17:05,880 --> 00:17:07,948 Pierce is going to be the only person ever 480 00:17:08,016 --> 00:17:09,950 To drown in a parking lot. 481 00:17:10,018 --> 00:17:11,585 Twice. 482 00:17:13,788 --> 00:17:14,788 Help! 483 00:17:14,856 --> 00:17:15,956 Damn the storm! 484 00:17:16,024 --> 00:17:17,157 We're going after pierce. 485 00:17:17,225 --> 00:17:18,292 Jump the halyard. 486 00:17:18,360 --> 00:17:19,626 Star-burns, you get down there 487 00:17:19,694 --> 00:17:20,627 And you man the iron jenny. 488 00:17:20,695 --> 00:17:21,762 There's a man overboard! 489 00:17:21,830 --> 00:17:23,664 That's an order! 490 00:17:23,732 --> 00:17:24,965 I'm gonna sink! 491 00:17:25,033 --> 00:17:26,934 I am about to get the only "a" 492 00:17:27,002 --> 00:17:28,302 I will ever get, 493 00:17:28,370 --> 00:17:29,603 And pierce isn't even dying. 494 00:17:29,671 --> 00:17:32,272 - Bailing! - You don't have to do this. 495 00:17:32,340 --> 00:17:33,407 I know. 496 00:17:33,475 --> 00:17:34,641 But I'd rather be kind 497 00:17:34,709 --> 00:17:36,643 And get stepped on every once in a while 498 00:17:36,711 --> 00:17:39,980 Than be a hard-ass and turn my back on a friend. 499 00:17:40,048 --> 00:17:41,782 Hoist the mains. - S.O.S.! 500 00:17:41,850 --> 00:17:43,951 Beep beep! Help! 501 00:17:44,019 --> 00:17:47,054 I don't wanna go this way. 502 00:17:51,359 --> 00:17:53,627 We're coming, pierce! 503 00:17:53,695 --> 00:17:55,462 Help! 504 00:17:55,530 --> 00:17:57,331 How's it looking? 505 00:17:57,399 --> 00:17:58,832 We gotta go faster! 506 00:17:58,900 --> 00:18:00,267 Okay, come on, star-burns! 507 00:18:00,335 --> 00:18:01,935 It's filling with water! 508 00:18:11,880 --> 00:18:13,380 It's going down! 509 00:18:13,448 --> 00:18:15,649 Pierce, we're coming! 510 00:18:15,717 --> 00:18:16,784 Dear god. 511 00:18:16,851 --> 00:18:18,385 Dear god. 512 00:18:23,224 --> 00:18:25,492 Oh, yeah. Oh, britta. 513 00:18:25,560 --> 00:18:27,027 Troy. Ohh. 514 00:18:29,531 --> 00:18:30,864 Here you go. 515 00:18:30,932 --> 00:18:31,999 We got you. Here you go. 516 00:18:32,067 --> 00:18:33,000 Okay. 517 00:18:35,103 --> 00:18:37,371 You okay? - You all right? 518 00:18:37,439 --> 00:18:39,306 You just steered your boat into a storm. 519 00:18:39,374 --> 00:18:40,841 Any last words? 520 00:18:40,909 --> 00:18:44,344 The sea may be cold and unforgiving, 521 00:18:44,412 --> 00:18:45,479 But I'm not. 522 00:18:45,547 --> 00:18:48,782 The ship might go down, but, uh... 523 00:18:48,850 --> 00:18:50,717 At least she'll go down with honor. 524 00:18:50,785 --> 00:18:53,220 I'll take your captain's hat. 525 00:18:53,288 --> 00:18:54,588 'cause I'm promoting you to admiral. 526 00:18:54,656 --> 00:18:56,190 You all get an "a." - ohh! 527 00:18:56,257 --> 00:18:58,058 Admiral shirley. I like that. 528 00:18:58,126 --> 00:18:59,193 Well, it means nothing, really. 529 00:18:59,260 --> 00:19:00,360 The class is over. 530 00:19:00,428 --> 00:19:01,528 But you deserve it. 531 00:19:01,596 --> 00:19:04,231 Hey, somebody has to to this. 532 00:19:04,299 --> 00:19:05,499 I'm king of the wo-- 533 00:19:07,735 --> 00:19:09,436 Don't ruin a perfect week. 534 00:19:12,073 --> 00:19:15,075 I'm--I'm not gonna spoon you again. 535 00:19:15,143 --> 00:19:16,176 I appreciate that. 536 00:19:16,244 --> 00:19:17,411 Yeah, I can't... 537 00:19:17,479 --> 00:19:18,979 Fully explain my behavior. 538 00:19:19,047 --> 00:19:20,280 I mean, I'd love to blame booze 539 00:19:20,348 --> 00:19:22,049 Or demon possession, but-- - you know what? 540 00:19:22,117 --> 00:19:23,050 Don't even worry about it. 541 00:19:23,118 --> 00:19:24,418 I'm bad at holding grudges. 542 00:19:24,486 --> 00:19:25,986 Well, I'm bad at pottery. 543 00:19:26,054 --> 00:19:29,089 I'm an amateur pottery enthusiast 544 00:19:29,157 --> 00:19:30,457 Trying as hard as I can 545 00:19:30,525 --> 00:19:32,259 At something I suck at. 546 00:19:32,327 --> 00:19:33,360 It's great. 547 00:19:33,428 --> 00:19:34,895 And the teacher said I can stay, 548 00:19:34,963 --> 00:19:37,731 If I don't have any more ghostbursts. 549 00:19:37,799 --> 00:19:38,732 Fantastic. 550 00:19:38,800 --> 00:19:40,134 Well, good luck. 551 00:19:40,201 --> 00:19:42,803 Don't need it. 552 00:19:44,439 --> 00:19:47,574 Jeff, you're a normal person. 553 00:19:47,642 --> 00:19:50,110 There's nothing very special about you at all. 554 00:19:50,178 --> 00:19:53,080 You're going to be great at a few things, 555 00:19:53,148 --> 00:19:55,282 But really crappy at many more. 556 00:19:55,350 --> 00:19:57,718 And that takes a lot of the pressure off, 557 00:19:57,785 --> 00:20:00,587 So you can live a full, happy life. 558 00:20:00,655 --> 00:20:04,424 Oh, and sorry it took me so long to tell you that. 559 00:20:04,492 --> 00:20:06,560 And it was only in your imagination. 560 00:20:06,628 --> 00:20:07,694 My bad. 561 00:20:07,762 --> 00:20:09,296 Kind of a sloppy mom. 562 00:20:09,364 --> 00:20:11,131 That's okay, mom. 563 00:20:11,199 --> 00:20:12,633 Nobody's perfect. 564 00:20:13,968 --> 00:20:15,435 I'm still scared. 565 00:20:15,503 --> 00:20:18,272 A clay ashtray. 566 00:20:18,339 --> 00:20:19,439 You're an idiot. 567 00:20:19,507 --> 00:20:21,909 Why do you have time to make pottery? 568 00:20:21,976 --> 00:20:25,979 Couldn't you use a little more practice being a doctor? 569 00:20:26,047 --> 00:20:29,149 Not that it'll ever bring your brother back to life. 570 00:20:29,217 --> 00:20:32,886 It was supposed to be you on that roller coaster, richard. 571 00:20:32,954 --> 00:20:35,656 It was supposed to be you! 572 00:20:40,944 --> 00:20:41,878 Whoo! 573 00:20:41,945 --> 00:20:43,179 Ooh, ah. 574 00:20:43,247 --> 00:20:44,580 Ohh. 575 00:20:46,183 --> 00:20:48,150 Oh, come on! 576 00:20:48,218 --> 00:20:49,619 Again? 577 00:20:49,620 --> 00:20:59,620 Sync by honeybunny Resync by Pippo Inzaghi 578 00:21:08,906 --> 00:21:12,808 Good grief.