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Previously on " nurse Jackie"...
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- Mommy!
- Mommy!
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I thought I'd swing by
today, take you out to lunch.
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Today's awful. Can I take a rain check?
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It's been raining a lot lately.
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Hey, Eddie, it's me.
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I really need to see you this morning.
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So if you could just find
me as soon as you get in,
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- that'd be great.
- Jacks.
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- You rang?
- My back is killing me.
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- For the pain.
- Oh, thank you.
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Family at home, boyfriend at work...
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making it back in time to be with husband.
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- Pretty impressive.
- Got a little crush on Eddie?
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Yeah, Coop. I have a huge crush on Eddie.
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We fuck every day at noon.
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- How are we on time?
- Oh, we're good.
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Just don't get fancy.
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Zoey!
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Mom, it's me Fiona.
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So she has a kid.
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I cannot live with Coop
holding this over my head.
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If anyone knows how to drive
him around the bend, it's you.
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You and I have amazing chemistry.
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You are a moron.
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I think that temp is on something.
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I don't know what your deal
is. We don't do that here.
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Takes one to know one.
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Your daughter Grace is experiencing signs
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of generalized anxiety disorder.
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A bunch of fuckin' idiots.
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We're the parents. We're gonna
decide what's best for her.
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They're replacing me with a pyxis.
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They're gonna replace you with
a fuckin' robot pill machine?
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Tylenol. Blow me.
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Ring, Jacks.
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Oh, come on.
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How are you gonna explain a
sawed-off wedding ring to Kevin?
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I will think of something.
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Ahh!
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Is this for her broken finger?
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Got a little surprise for
you when you get off work.
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Who is luckier than me?
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Hey. You open?
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Come on in.
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Is that your wife?
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Jackie.
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I met Kevin. And that's
a very nice boy you got.
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You broke your own finger.
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Mommy!
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I think you're a Saint.
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Every medication removed from the machine
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will be traced back to your number.
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Shortages will not be tolerated.
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Sync by honeybunny
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- Hi.
- Well, hello.
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- I'm sorry. I'm married.
- Oh yeah? Lucky guy.
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sorry. It's a little sunscreen.
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Jackie Peyton bought me a card?
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Maybe.
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She actually wrote feelings down?
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In cursive.
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Yeah.
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I like you like this.
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You brought soap? She brought soap.
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Not really.
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- What you got, Fi?
- I don't know,
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but it's really good.
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- Is it dead?
- I think it's a head.
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Yes, it looks like a raccoon head.
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Ah, don't, honey. Don't touch it.
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Do not touch it.
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Can I see your phone?
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- My phone?
- I'm gonna take a picture.
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Oh. All right.
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Knock yourself out.
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- We need to mail it. Now.
- We do?
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Right now?
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All right. You're the boss.
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- Fries?
- Yes, four please.
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I don't want fries.
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They're not wearing gloves.
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Honey, it's okay.
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- So four or...
- yes.
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- Three fries.
- Four... okay, three.
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Coke, you guys? Root beer?
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- Coke.
- Grace?
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- Gracie? Coke?
- Coke, please.
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I guess she's not talking to me.
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Four cokes.
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It's getting a little
old, that's all I'm saying.
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Are you okay?
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Jackie, you okay?
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Yeah yeah, a little too much sun, I think.
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You got beers, right? Hey, you got beer?
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I will be with you in one minute.
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Man, those fucking girls drink a lot.
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- You mind?
- I like the short one.
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- She's got an ass like kaboom!
- Easy, guys.
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- We got kids here.
- She's like one drink away.
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Pop that thong and I'm in it, yo.
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Whoa. Fuck!
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Oh, sorry. We got to go.
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We're going. Goodbye.
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Don't fuck with her.
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She's a mother!
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Was that a gunshot?
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.22 caliber, I'm guessing.
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- Shouldn't we...
- Go out there and get shot?
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No.
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Anybody hit? Security mobilized?
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Good.
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- Where were we?
- "Several questionable incidents."
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Ah, yes.
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"Peripherally involved
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with several questionable incidents.
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Severed ear.
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Neil Nutterman.
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Bureau of Narcotic Enforcement."
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Mmn, no.
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The emergency department of all saints
has been flagged by the state of New York
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and I have to ask myself,
"what's different?"
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Okay, but it's not me.
I'm not what's different.
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The virgin Mary took one in the shoulder.
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What's going on?
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I was just telling Zoey here
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that the shrinkage
rate of our pill-o-matix
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has caught the attention of the state.
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What can I tell you? It's a robot.
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This is unacceptable,
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not to mention expensive.
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And illegal!
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Which is why I've asked nurse
Jackie to talk to you today.
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The theme for the day is:
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this is not a candy machine, people.
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Jackie.
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Apparently, there's been
a problem with shrinkage.
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Uh, no! Not apparently.
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Go ahead, Jackie.
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There's been a problem with shrinkage.
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And frankly, any shrinkage
makes us all look bad,
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even if it's just imodium.
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And... it's never just
the imodium, people.
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Sorry. Proceed.
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Okay, just so we are all on the same page.
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Let's say you get an EDP...
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attending orders an h&a cocktail.
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You enter your pin number.
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The machine will prompt you
- patient id.
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One 2mg vial of ativan.
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The drawer pops open.
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Machine says that there are
10 vials in the drawer here.
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Hit "confirm."
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You take one vial.
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Machine says nine vials
remain. Hit "confirm."
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You do the same thing with the haldol.
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So when you were up there,
I was watching everyone,
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you know, like I do, and a lot of them
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looked really guilty.
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- You don't think it's me, do you?
- Hey, Jackie!
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- We'd like a moment alone.
- No, we wouldn't.
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You can stay.
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House seats. "Hair."
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- Fourth row.
- That's very impressive, Coop.
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Right? Takes place in the '60s.
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- Thought it might take you back.
- Okay.
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Very nice.
- I was thinking maybe it'd be good for us
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- to spend some time...
- us? What "us"?
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There is no "us." I thought
we got past this weeks ago.
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You know,
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Jackie, this whole "come
here, go away" thing
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is exhausting me.
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- I'm just trying...
- There is no "come here." It's all "go away."
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Go away, okay? Just go away.
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What do I care?
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Try to do something nice for a nurse
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who's a little bit older
than me, by the way.
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Okay, thanks a lot. I'm
gonna head back to work.
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I bet Thor would buy those
from you in a heartbeat.
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I mean, if you were at all thinking of...
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ah, my first perk!
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What are we waiting on?
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Uh, GSW... four minutes.
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Really gruesome.
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I don't know why she wanted to send it
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or why you like it, but there you have it.
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Kindred spirits, Jacks.
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I'm not really interested
in a long drawn-out anything,
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except to say that I am
executive of my mother's estate
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and, as such, it would
mean the world if I could
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set up a college fund for the girls,
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if for no other reason than taxes.
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Well, that's very generous, thank you,
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but you know it is not just up to me.
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Fiona sent me a picture of a dead animal
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knowing full well it would
be the highlight of my day.
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- We're connected, Jacks.
- There's no denying that.
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That's all I'm asking.
No strings attached.
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Let me talk to Kevin.
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Except, I'll get to be a godmother.
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Don't care which one.
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- They already have godmothers.
- Not giving up.
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Ladies, this is Sam.
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He's our new RN.
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You remember. He was a temp here.
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Yes, we remember him.
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Drug guy.
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I thought there was a hiring freeze.
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- No offense.
- No, none taken.
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I'm just totally grateful to be here.
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Yeah, okay.
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Excuse us a minute?
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You know I dismissed him
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because he was wacked
out on benzos, right?
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You do read my staffing reports.
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He successfully completed
a rehabilitation program.
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I have a stack of glowing
recommendations on my desk.
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Not to mention he speaks three languages
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and he's a lot cheaper than you are.
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Well, you get what you pay for.
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And if the hospital is worried
about nurses stealing drugs,
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maybe you don't want to
hire a nurse who's an addict?
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Former addict.
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No such thing.
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How you doing?
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Don't get too comfortable.
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New guy. Coop. High-five.
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Okay, sure.
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Listen, I kind of feel like you're getting
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a lot of the stabbings
and gunshots lately.
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Mind if I take this one?
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Nothing would make me happier
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than to give you a big, fat gunshot wound.
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We call those GSWs for short.
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23-year-old female.
Her dad's a cop.
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She reached into the glove compartment,
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.357 Magnum blew off the top of her palm
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and three fingers... index
finger is hanging by a tendon.
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The rest is wrapped up in the shirt.
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On my count: One, two, three.
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- Out of my way, big guy?
- Sorry.
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Hi, honey. My name is Jackie.
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You're okay. You know where you are?
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We're gonna give you
something for the pain.
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Are you allergic to any medicines?
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You're okay. You're okay.
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Call Lois and have them prep the OR.
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What about plastics?
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She'll be lucky if they can
stabilize any of the bones.
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I think plastics should weigh in.
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And look at her when you're talking.
- Why?
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She's deaf. If they
could stabilize the bones,
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- maybe do a vein graft...
- big maybe.
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We're talking about the hands of a deaf woman.
- Fine. Call plastics.
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- Okay, I will.
- Yeah?
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They'll tell you the same
thing: 20 hours of surgery
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for a non-life threatening
injury? Fat fucking chance.
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It's pudding, Jackie.
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00:15:05,075 --> 00:15:06,876
What the fuck are you doing over
there? You're officially useless.
260
00:15:06,910 --> 00:15:08,010
Get out.
261
00:15:08,045 --> 00:15:09,678
- Can I have some more gauze?
- Yes.
262
00:15:16,620 --> 00:15:19,522
You are mad at me. Do
not take it out on him.
263
00:15:19,556 --> 00:15:21,257
Who? Who am I taking it out on?
264
00:15:21,291 --> 00:15:23,893
Thor. He's diabetic. You know that, right?
265
00:15:23,927 --> 00:15:26,996
The guy has a reaction, you go after
him like a bully on the playground.
266
00:15:27,030 --> 00:15:29,365
- That's classy, Coop.
- I didn't... how am I supposed to know?
267
00:15:29,399 --> 00:15:32,468
He wears a big fucking bracelet
that says "I am diabetic."
268
00:15:46,550 --> 00:15:48,250
I'm sorry.
269
00:15:55,058 --> 00:15:56,258
Totally worth it.
270
00:15:56,293 --> 00:15:58,928
Come with me.
271
00:15:58,962 --> 00:16:01,897
Someone call me when plastics gets here.
272
00:16:01,932 --> 00:16:05,734
I am so sorry. I didn't
time my Insulin right.
273
00:16:05,769 --> 00:16:07,303
You can't do that, Thor.
274
00:16:07,337 --> 00:16:10,172
Nurses passing out on patients? Not good.
275
00:16:10,207 --> 00:16:13,342
- I know.
- It's a good thing it was Coop.
276
00:16:13,376 --> 00:16:15,311
The other doctors don't scare so easy.
277
00:16:15,345 --> 00:16:18,380
He can't tell Akalitus that my
blood sugar dropped in trauma.
278
00:16:18,415 --> 00:16:22,218
She'll move me to the chemo ward
279
00:16:22,252 --> 00:16:24,653
or, ugh, maternity.
280
00:16:27,791 --> 00:16:29,458
I love trauma.
281
00:16:29,493 --> 00:16:31,427
You just got to remember to eat.
282
00:16:31,461 --> 00:16:34,130
And you got to lay off the fried shit
283
00:16:34,164 --> 00:16:35,598
and the cake.
284
00:16:35,632 --> 00:16:37,933
Jesus, thor. What is with you and cake?
285
00:16:37,968 --> 00:16:40,069
I don't drink. I don't smoke.
286
00:16:40,103 --> 00:16:41,871
I eat cake.
287
00:16:45,242 --> 00:16:46,809
Cake is good.
288
00:16:46,843 --> 00:16:48,811
It's comfort food.
289
00:16:50,647 --> 00:16:53,415
Why do the things that are so bad for you
290
00:16:53,450 --> 00:16:55,751
- make you feel the best?
- Hmm.
291
00:16:55,785 --> 00:16:57,253
I hear ya.
292
00:17:15,305 --> 00:17:18,707
I... I get why I make you nervous.
293
00:17:18,742 --> 00:17:20,042
I'm sorry?
294
00:17:20,076 --> 00:17:22,044
That time when I was fucked up
295
00:17:22,078 --> 00:17:23,946
and I told you it takes one to know one?
296
00:17:23,980 --> 00:17:25,481
I had no right to say that.
297
00:17:25,515 --> 00:17:28,217
And I have no idea what
you're talking about.
298
00:17:28,251 --> 00:17:31,253
But if you ever want to
talk or go to a meeting...
299
00:17:31,288 --> 00:17:34,190
oh, I'm sorry. Can we get
something straight right now?
300
00:17:34,224 --> 00:17:36,058
You and I are not buddies. You got it?
301
00:17:36,092 --> 00:17:37,893
- If you say so.
- Good.
302
00:17:42,465 --> 00:17:44,433
No, you listen to me.
303
00:17:44,467 --> 00:17:46,368
I spent my day off
304
00:17:46,403 --> 00:17:48,971
at a pathetic medical
equipment auction in new Jersey
305
00:17:49,005 --> 00:17:52,341
bidding on a refurbished
medfusion syringe pump for the E.R.
306
00:17:52,375 --> 00:17:55,177
I won. I put it on my credit card.
307
00:17:55,212 --> 00:17:59,081
You approved this. If I don't have
a check on my desk in the morning,
308
00:17:59,115 --> 00:18:01,450
I'm gonna come down
there and kick your ass!
309
00:18:06,356 --> 00:18:09,592
Thank you, monsignor. Have a good day.
310
00:18:13,363 --> 00:18:15,297
Come in.
311
00:18:15,332 --> 00:18:17,633
- Got a minute?
- Certainly.
312
00:18:24,140 --> 00:18:26,508
I need to lodge a formal
complaint against a nurse.
313
00:18:26,543 --> 00:18:28,644
Super.
314
00:18:28,678 --> 00:18:30,879
- It's nurse Jackie.
- Really?
315
00:18:30,914 --> 00:18:33,048
She constantly challenges my decisions,
316
00:18:33,083 --> 00:18:37,620
is bossy and rude and unpleasant.
317
00:18:37,654 --> 00:18:40,055
"Bully." That's the word. She's a bully.
318
00:18:42,192 --> 00:18:43,425
There's a chain of command here
319
00:18:43,460 --> 00:18:45,261
that she refuses to acknowledge.
320
00:18:45,295 --> 00:18:47,630
I am at the top of that
chain of command, okay?
321
00:18:47,664 --> 00:18:50,099
She is at the bottom and I am the top.
322
00:18:50,133 --> 00:18:53,202
If this were a food pyramid,
I would be the steak.
323
00:18:53,236 --> 00:18:55,204
Well, technically, I think fats and oils
324
00:18:55,238 --> 00:18:57,206
are at the top of the food pyramid.
325
00:18:57,240 --> 00:18:59,642
I am a good fucking doctor.
326
00:18:59,676 --> 00:19:01,810
And for a nurse, a nurse,
327
00:19:01,845 --> 00:19:03,812
to be messing with my head
328
00:19:03,847 --> 00:19:05,881
by constantly undermining me?
329
00:19:05,915 --> 00:19:08,117
Am I going too fast? 'Cause I
can slow down if you need me to.
330
00:19:10,220 --> 00:19:13,088
What happens when a patient
gets wheeled in here one day
331
00:19:13,123 --> 00:19:15,357
and that poor guy
332
00:19:15,392 --> 00:19:18,794
sees Jackie yelling at me like
I'm the world's biggest asshole?
333
00:19:18,828 --> 00:19:20,929
How do you think it
makes the patient feel?
334
00:19:28,772 --> 00:19:32,174
I don't think it makes
him feel any better.
335
00:19:32,208 --> 00:19:34,643
Thanks. I'll get into this.
336
00:19:35,779 --> 00:19:37,479
That was good.
337
00:19:42,218 --> 00:19:44,086
I feel better.
338
00:19:44,120 --> 00:19:47,022
That was good.
339
00:20:00,003 --> 00:20:02,504
His name is Mr. Merz. He's
the deaf woman's husband.
340
00:20:02,539 --> 00:20:04,973
He's having trouble with his insurance.
I didn't know what else to do.
341
00:20:05,008 --> 00:20:06,909
Okay, I got it.
342
00:20:06,943 --> 00:20:09,345
Hey, Mr. Merz, my name is Jackie.
343
00:20:09,379 --> 00:20:10,379
They're saying we're not covered.
344
00:20:10,413 --> 00:20:12,181
I pay $425 a month.
345
00:20:12,215 --> 00:20:13,716
They're saying they
won't cover the procedure.
346
00:20:13,750 --> 00:20:15,417
Okay. Do you know if
you have something called
347
00:20:15,452 --> 00:20:17,686
- "catastrophic coverage"?
- I don't know.
348
00:20:17,721 --> 00:20:19,555
I've been on hold for 20 minutes.
349
00:20:19,589 --> 00:20:21,557
All right. Well, why don't
you let me talk to them?
350
00:20:21,591 --> 00:20:24,093
You go be with your wife and
I'll come and find you later.
351
00:20:24,127 --> 00:20:26,695
Okay? Go this way.
352
00:20:32,102 --> 00:20:34,303
You are absolutely right, Amanda.
353
00:20:34,337 --> 00:20:36,939
People should definitely read
their policies more closely,
354
00:20:36,973 --> 00:20:39,908
but she does have $50,
000 in hospital coverage.
355
00:20:39,943 --> 00:20:41,910
That should take care
of the surgery, right?
356
00:20:44,080 --> 00:20:47,416
Uh, well, she's deaf, so I
think she does need her hand.
357
00:20:49,285 --> 00:20:51,954
A cost-per-finger
breakdown?
358
00:20:51,988 --> 00:20:54,390
Okay, you know what? Can I
talk to your supervisor, please?
359
00:20:54,424 --> 00:20:55,891
What's his name?
360
00:20:55,925 --> 00:20:57,893
Andrew, can you do me a favor?
361
00:20:57,927 --> 00:20:59,194
Will you walk me through
this like I'm an idiot?
362
00:20:59,229 --> 00:21:01,964
What is her per-day coverage?
363
00:21:01,998 --> 00:21:03,732
$3,000?
364
00:21:03,767 --> 00:21:06,034
She's racked up more
than that in iv fluids.
365
00:21:06,069 --> 00:21:08,637
So they are liable for the whole thing?
366
00:21:08,671 --> 00:21:12,341
Andrew, can I ask you a question?
Are you from the midwest?
367
00:21:12,375 --> 00:21:15,043
Ah, Chicago.
368
00:21:15,078 --> 00:21:17,012
Southside.
369
00:21:17,046 --> 00:21:19,081
You know what? I think
that Southside Irish
370
00:21:19,115 --> 00:21:21,216
is completely different
from Westside Irish,
371
00:21:21,251 --> 00:21:24,086
but that's just me. Oh, God no. Queens.
372
00:21:24,120 --> 00:21:26,088
But my uncle moved out there
373
00:21:26,122 --> 00:21:27,489
and sold beer at Comiskey so I know.
374
00:21:27,524 --> 00:21:29,558
I'm gonna go way out on a limb here...
375
00:21:29,592 --> 00:21:32,528
Have you ever been to Donahue's?
376
00:21:34,030 --> 00:21:36,398
Right! Yes, Peter and his brothers.
377
00:21:36,433 --> 00:21:38,634
They are hilarious!
378
00:21:38,668 --> 00:21:42,371
No, I can't imagine selling
people something they can't use.
379
00:21:42,405 --> 00:21:44,506
It's got to be awful
going to work every day.
380
00:21:44,541 --> 00:21:47,576
And then with your father
passing away like that...
381
00:21:47,610 --> 00:21:49,445
See, no, we've been
through this already, Andy.
382
00:21:49,479 --> 00:21:52,147
You do not need to talk to
him. This is your moment.
383
00:21:52,182 --> 00:21:54,316
You can do this. Step up, Andy.
384
00:21:54,350 --> 00:21:57,453
You can do the right thing.
385
00:21:57,487 --> 00:21:59,421
All right. You know what?
386
00:21:59,456 --> 00:22:01,824
Why don't you just take the fax
number? You can do that, right?
387
00:22:07,764 --> 00:22:10,833
44-year-old male swallowed
a 30-count bottle of Xanax.
388
00:22:10,867 --> 00:22:12,701
It's time-release, so we've
got a little wiggle room.
389
00:22:12,735 --> 00:22:14,703
Don't know how many he took.
390
00:22:14,737 --> 00:22:16,438
I'm betting 30. Right. One, two, three.
391
00:22:18,575 --> 00:22:20,175
What do we got?
392
00:22:22,779 --> 00:22:24,713
Overdose.
393
00:22:24,747 --> 00:22:26,648
He's gonna need to be lavaged.
394
00:22:26,683 --> 00:22:28,617
Right. Roll him.
395
00:22:28,651 --> 00:22:30,719
- Jackie, I'd rather Sam be here.
- Yes, I bet you would.
396
00:22:30,753 --> 00:22:33,222
- How long ago did he ingest?
- I'm guessing 20.
397
00:22:33,256 --> 00:22:35,991
Let's drop in an NG and
give him charcoal and...
398
00:22:36,025 --> 00:22:37,826
Jackie, really. Go.
399
00:22:45,168 --> 00:22:47,302
Will you send in Sam, please?
400
00:22:56,079 --> 00:22:58,313
- You okay?
- Uh, yeah. They need you in there.
401
00:23:22,472 --> 00:23:25,374
Are you sick?
402
00:23:27,477 --> 00:23:29,645
No, honey.
403
00:23:33,783 --> 00:23:36,184
Hi.
404
00:23:36,219 --> 00:23:38,020
What are you making?
405
00:23:39,589 --> 00:23:41,690
Yeah, there's cheddar cheese in the bin
406
00:23:41,724 --> 00:23:45,060
and there's some English
muffins in the freezer.
407
00:23:48,231 --> 00:23:50,499
Yeah, do me a favor? Can you
check the date on those eggs?
408
00:23:50,533 --> 00:23:52,200
They've been sitting in there for a while.
409
00:23:56,806 --> 00:23:59,141
No, that's okay. I'll take care of it.
410
00:23:59,175 --> 00:24:00,809
I love you too.
411
00:24:00,843 --> 00:24:02,911
Bye.
412
00:24:27,203 --> 00:24:29,338
I am not responsible for that.
- I know.
413
00:24:36,512 --> 00:24:38,847
- The guy had to know it might kill him.
- He's a pharmacist.
414
00:24:38,881 --> 00:24:41,583
- He should know better.
- Wheeled into the place that fired you?
415
00:24:41,618 --> 00:24:43,452
Whew, that sucks.
416
00:24:43,486 --> 00:24:45,220
Would you guys shut up
417
00:24:45,254 --> 00:24:47,122
or talk about something else?
418
00:24:59,068 --> 00:25:01,236
What did you just do?
419
00:25:02,805 --> 00:25:04,806
Hey.
420
00:25:05,775 --> 00:25:07,976
Who's talking to me?
421
00:25:16,252 --> 00:25:18,587
Thank you.
422
00:25:21,858 --> 00:25:24,459
You scared the shit out of me.
423
00:25:24,494 --> 00:25:27,062
That was the point.
424
00:25:28,998 --> 00:25:30,799
I'm a pharmacist.
425
00:25:30,833 --> 00:25:33,435
I know exactly how much not to take.
426
00:25:35,972 --> 00:25:38,974
Nobody knows how much not to take.
427
00:25:40,309 --> 00:25:42,511
You look great, by the way.
428
00:25:44,213 --> 00:25:46,281
You are fucking psychotic.
429
00:26:05,668 --> 00:26:08,203
The sun, Mercury, Venus,
430
00:26:08,237 --> 00:26:11,306
earth...
431
00:26:11,340 --> 00:26:13,375
Mars, Saturn.
432
00:26:13,409 --> 00:26:15,210
You missed one.
433
00:26:16,813 --> 00:26:18,480
It's the one with all the moons.
434
00:26:20,016 --> 00:26:22,217
- Jupiter!
- Agh. Jupiter.
435
00:26:22,251 --> 00:26:25,053
It doesn't matter. The
sun's going to explode
436
00:26:25,088 --> 00:26:27,155
and eat up all the other planets anyways.
437
00:26:27,190 --> 00:26:29,157
No, it's not. Don't worry about it.
438
00:26:29,192 --> 00:26:31,460
Hey, what are you doing home?
439
00:26:31,494 --> 00:26:35,430
I left early and I bought dinner.
440
00:26:35,465 --> 00:26:38,200
- Cake for
dinner? - Mm-hmm.
441
00:26:38,234 --> 00:26:39,801
Cake is good.
442
00:26:39,836 --> 00:26:42,738
- Are you okay?
- Yeah, I'm fine.
443
00:26:42,772 --> 00:26:44,673
I get a corner piece.
444
00:26:45,875 --> 00:26:47,509
Let's have cake!
445
00:26:47,543 --> 00:26:54,644
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