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Previously on "Nurse Jackie"...
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- Coop will not start twittering.
- Dr. Cooper lodge a formal complaint against you.
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- Against me? Really? For what?
- Insubordiantion and general bitchiness.
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- Are we on time?
- No, we're good. Just don't get fancy.
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- What do we got?
- Jackie, really, go.
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I tried to kill myself.
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- I OD'd on some drugs trying to get a girl's attention.
- Man.
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I'm executive of my mother's estate
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and as such, it would mean the world
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if I could set up a
college fund for the girls,
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if for no other reason than taxes.
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Your mom and I went to high school together.
- Yes, we did.
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- A million years ago.
- Oh, half a million.
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She was the homecoming queen.
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She said that her mom was
dad's girlfriend before you.
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Oh, please.
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There's been a problem with shrinkage.
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And frankly, any shrinkage makes us
all look bad even if it's just imodium.
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And it's never just the imodium, people.
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What is hospital policy
regarding lost or found drugs?
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Don't worry about it.
I'll take care of it.
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Oh, why so desperate?
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Do you want to get your ass kicked?
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Sync by honeybunny - corrected by chamallow35
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I don't think these are done.
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She's making our cupcakes flat.
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Stop doing that, Fi.
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Maybe I should try one.
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No way. -
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- Hello.
- Hello.
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No, wait. Stop.
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Kaitlyn?
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- So?
- I'm less than thrilled.
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Well, I thought we agreed
that it was good for Grace
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to have play dates with her friends.
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And right now she only has one.
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So...
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- That looks like fun.
- Uh-huh.
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Grace's tuition is killing us.
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Well, about that, O'Hara's mom
died and left her some money
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and she wanted me to ask you about
setting something up for the girls.
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No.
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I know she's your friend, but no.
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You don't think we should
at least think about it?
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Money always comes with strings, Jackie.
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- Not always.
- We took money from my mom and your mom.
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Both times we regretted it.
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Yes, that is true.
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Can we at least mull it
over for a little while?
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You want me to mull over taking
money from a crazy person?
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- She's not crazy.
- She lives in a hotel.
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- Because she's rich.
- Most rich people live in houses
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- or high-rises or villas, not hotels.
- That doesn't make her crazy.
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Mm-hmm.
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By the way, that little Kaitlyn
in there is a big, fat snot.
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That's all I'm saying.
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I'm keeping an eye on it.
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You're a good dad.
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I know.
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Oh Jesus, Kaitlyn, you scared me.
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Grace said there was a
bomb shelter down here.
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I wanted to see if she was making it up.
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Kaitlyn honey, Grace
does not make things up.
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Grace worries a lot about things
that don't even make sense.
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You should probably get her some help.
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Ah, is that right? Are you a shrink?
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What was that thing you
just did with the straw?
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Kaitlyn, you were not
supposed to have seen that.
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It was a trick that nurses use
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to dry up their tear ducts.
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Why do you need to dry up your tear ducts?
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Because we see a lot of pain
and suffering during the day
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and the last thing we want to do
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is come home and cry in
front of our families.
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I need a hug.
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Can I have one?
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Oh, I made some tater tot hot dish
so I thought I'd bring some over.
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Kaitlyn says you guys
order a lot of pizza.
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Well, we happen to love pizza.
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- Doing the bills, huh?
- Every month.
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Mm, I wish my husband did the bills.
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The girls are in the kitchen.
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In the kitchen.
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Ooh, don't those look yummy?
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Yummy yummy yummy yummy.
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Well, thank you for coming over.
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- These are for you.
- Oh, thank you.
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I can't wait to taste them.
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Grace doesn't want
any, so can I have hers?
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You don't want any, Grace?
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Kaitlyn and Fi touched
them with their bare hands
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and filled them full of their bacteria.
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I washed my hands, Grace, right in
front of you like you told me to.
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She made me wash my hands.
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Well, washing your hands is sanitary.
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Thank you for setting
such a good example, honey.
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But washing your hands every
two minutes is kind of crazy,
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- if you ask me.
- Ooh, that's a lot.
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Not if you don't want to get
swine flu and probably die from it.
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You know, I am a nurse
and she has a good point.
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You can never wash your hands too much.
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Well, we should probably be going.
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Thank you so much for having Kaitlyn.
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Sure, you bet.
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We'll just say goodbye to Kev. Bye-bye.
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We are so not eating that.
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If anybody asks, Fiona's
allergic to potatoes.
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- No, I'm not.
- So you want me to lie?
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Honey, there are good lies
and there are bad lies.
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It's a little complicated.
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So what are you shopping here for?
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This stuff costs 10 times more
than at a real grocery store.
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Okay, buddy, I'll be honest with you.
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I was worried about you.
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You took an overdose and had
to have your stomach pumped.
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Did you do it 'cause
of, you know, this place?
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No, I didn't do it because of this place.
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Whatever you say, bro.
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I'm just here to support, not judge.
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Hey, prepare for a mind explosion.
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Hmm?
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I'm on the list of the top
25 docs of all Manhattan.
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I don't know what to say about that.
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Yeah, I know. Right?
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I bought all this crap so I wouldn't,
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you know, get you in any
trouble with your boss.
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I am my boss.
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You are? They pay you decent?
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- That's personal, Coop.
- Come on, seriously?
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With me, there's no such
thing as too personal.
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I already knew that about you, Coop.
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We kind of have a shorthand, right?
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Don't you think? A little bit, hmm?
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You and me.
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Sending somebody a text?
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Nope. Tweeting.
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- Ah.
- Just letting people know where I am.
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- What people?
- My followers.
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I have 240.
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You should try it. A guy like you
would probably have 100 at least.
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Nah, no thanks.
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So just so you know, if you need anything,
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if you just want to talk,
you're on my way to work.
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I can drop in anytime you want.
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So anyway, who told you? Was it Jackie?
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It's all over the hospital
that you tried to kill yourself.
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Shit.
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No worries, man. I sent out a
tweet saying you were totally alive.
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Please don't do that.
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All right. It's probably pretty
much still an open wound for you.
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But Jackie told you, right?
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No, I think it was Thor... the diabetic.
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So did she say anything... Jackie?
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Truth be told, we're not
exactly talking at the moment.
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In fact, I had to file a complaint against
her with Akalitus for insubordination.
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I will crush her!
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Well, I should get to work.
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- You sure you're okay?
- Yeah.
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Listen, sometimes I get migraines.
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I mixed some meds, I drank a few beers.
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It was mistake, no big deal.
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I'm good. In fact, I'm great.
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Tell everybody or not.
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- Whatever you say, bro.
- All right, man.
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- Hey.
- Yeah.
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So anyway, she left the house, I just
chucked the whole thing in the garbage.
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I know that if she had her way,
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she would be Mrs. Ginny Payton;
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I would be going home to some other dude.
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Well, if you want to avoid
people from your past,
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I recommend moving to another country.
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Worked for me.
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Another thing: I don't want Kaitlyn's
snottiness to rub off on Grace.
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Snot is viral. Snottiness is not.
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So anyway, I talked to Kevin about
your idea of the gift for the girls
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and I... it just makes him uncomfortable.
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Do you know what would make
him really uncomfortable?
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A daughter who's a lap dancer.
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Take the money. Get them an education.
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Okay.
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"25 best doctors in Manhattan"?
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"#23. All Saints Hospital.
Dr. Fitch Cooper"?
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How did this happen?
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It's a bloody outrage.
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Where the fuck am I?
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- What do we got?
- Dog bite.
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Severe facial laceration.
Lost a lot of blood.
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Heart rate's through the roof.
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This guy wasn't bitten. He was mauled.
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Great Dane bit him in the face
after he tried to resuscitate it.
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He tried to resuscitate a great Dane?
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The garden. North Hampton dog show.
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Dog had a heart attack
during " best of breed."
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Danes are inbred and
have oversized hearts.
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The guy's wife is out there freaking.
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On my count: One, two, three.
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- What'd he say?
- I have no idea.
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- I.V. morphine. - And
page maxillo-facial.
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That's because he can't
just say "plastics."
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My nuts.
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Did he just say "my nuts"?
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Well, let's have a look.
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- Ahhh.
- Oh man.
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What?
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Well, his scrotum is intact,
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but it's just hanging
there. It's apparently empty.
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- Empty?
- Yes, empty.
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Holy shit. His testicles have migrated...
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Migrated. Like birds.
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Into his pelvic wall.
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- They can do that?
- It's very rare.
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I've never actually seen it before.
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It's an automatic anatomic
response to attack by predator.
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You know, back in the olden days?
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Primitive man versus sabertooth tiger?
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It's not that big of a deal. -
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It's just really painful.
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- Better page urology too.
- Hey, that's my call.
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I get to say that.
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Page urology.
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- Mrs. Fogulson?
- How's my husband?
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Uh, well, the facial
wounds are pretty severe.
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- Oh God.
- But we have the best plastic surgeons in the city,
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- so he's in very good hands.
- I feel horrible.
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We'll probably be banned
from the kennel club.
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But he did save Bartholomew's life.
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- Is that right?
- Do you have dogs?
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- No.
- Why not?
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- Kids. Lots of kids.
- Kids love dogs.
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Well, my boys are allergic.
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- Zyrtec.
- We don't take pills in our family.
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By the way, your husband's
testicles have migrated.
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- Migrated?
- We'll let you know as soon as we find them.
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God, these gloves are so tight
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I feel like O.J.
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That's the third time
you've said that today.
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Oh, like your material's fresh.
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- Are you wearing eyeshadow?
- No.
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Maybe. Why?
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- You look nice.
- Back off.
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Dr. Cooper, this just came
to my office by mistake.
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Apparently, it's from your mother.
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How on earth did that happen?
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Just getting a little recognition
for all my good work, I guess.
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You paid a publicist, didn't you?
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I have a publicist, yes, but
that is not why I was chosen
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for the list of the best
25 doctors in Manhattan.
248
00:14:28,911 --> 00:14:33,147
But you do pay a publicist, am I right?
249
00:14:33,181 --> 00:14:34,782
No.
250
00:14:34,816 --> 00:14:36,918
- Wow.
- You paid a publicist.
251
00:14:36,952 --> 00:14:38,119
You can stop saying that now.
252
00:14:38,153 --> 00:14:40,021
Congratulations, Dr. Cooper.
253
00:14:44,326 --> 00:14:48,462
Yes, congratulations would seem
to be in order, so congratulations.
254
00:14:48,497 --> 00:14:51,165
23 out of 25 people. 23.
255
00:14:53,135 --> 00:14:55,436
Out of a lot.
256
00:14:55,470 --> 00:14:57,872
Hey, would you mind putting
this in my office for me?
257
00:14:57,906 --> 00:14:59,640
Just be careful with it.
258
00:14:59,675 --> 00:15:02,109
Do I look like a pack
mule to you, Dr. Cooper?
259
00:15:02,144 --> 00:15:04,445
No.
260
00:15:11,787 --> 00:15:15,222
You do know he just made a list of the
25 best doctors in Manhattan, right?
261
00:15:15,257 --> 00:15:16,223
Yes, I heard.
262
00:15:16,258 --> 00:15:18,459
- He paid a publicist.
- He did?
263
00:15:18,493 --> 00:15:20,261
Well, yes, of course he did.
264
00:15:20,295 --> 00:15:22,563
- How do you know that?
- He told me.
265
00:15:30,005 --> 00:15:34,542
Ah! Shit. Shit!
266
00:15:34,576 --> 00:15:35,943
What have you done?
267
00:15:35,978 --> 00:15:38,145
I messed up my hand on
that gurney transfer.
268
00:15:38,180 --> 00:15:40,214
Middle finger. Oh shit.
269
00:15:40,248 --> 00:15:44,318
- Dislocated?
- It's better than fucking up my back, I guess.
270
00:15:45,520 --> 00:15:48,155
- Want me to have a look?
- Thanks.
271
00:15:48,190 --> 00:15:51,325
It's too bad. I had a long list
of people I was gonna flip off.
272
00:15:51,360 --> 00:15:52,927
I guess I'll have to wait.
273
00:15:52,961 --> 00:15:56,464
Yes, well, we'll have you
expressing your hostility in no time.
274
00:15:56,498 --> 00:15:59,667
What is this American
obsession with lists?
275
00:15:59,701 --> 00:16:02,470
"Top 10" this, "top 20" that.
276
00:16:02,504 --> 00:16:05,373
Nice manicure, by the way.
277
00:16:05,407 --> 00:16:06,540
Ow ow. Okay, ow.
278
00:16:06,575 --> 00:16:09,143
Thanks. My sister has a salon on Sullivan.
279
00:16:09,177 --> 00:16:11,912
See? That's what I'm talking
about... word of mouth,
280
00:16:11,947 --> 00:16:15,216
- not some poxy list.
- Ah! That... that really hurts.
281
00:16:15,250 --> 00:16:16,917
Yeah, because it's really out of joint.
282
00:16:16,952 --> 00:16:19,520
As if being on a list could
make you a better doctor.
283
00:16:19,554 --> 00:16:22,056
Ah!
284
00:16:22,090 --> 00:16:23,858
Oh, I'm gonna puke.
285
00:16:23,892 --> 00:16:25,593
Yes, well, you'd better not.
286
00:16:25,627 --> 00:16:27,628
I think I need to lie down.
287
00:16:27,663 --> 00:16:29,797
Want me to wrap that for you?
288
00:16:45,480 --> 00:16:47,448
Hey, you just punched in my number.
289
00:16:47,482 --> 00:16:49,617
No, I most certainly did not.
290
00:16:49,651 --> 00:16:52,553
Yes, you did. 11-19-86.
That's my birthday.
291
00:16:52,587 --> 00:16:56,757
11-19-66 is what I punched in.
292
00:16:56,792 --> 00:16:58,759
That's not my pin number.
293
00:16:58,794 --> 00:17:00,561
It most certainly is not.
294
00:17:00,595 --> 00:17:04,598
Wow, I can't believe your pin number
is almost exactly the same as mine.
295
00:17:04,633 --> 00:17:06,734
Yes, it's called coincidence.
296
00:17:07,969 --> 00:17:09,637
Can I help you with something?
297
00:17:09,671 --> 00:17:12,606
Oh, we just got this guy whose
cell phone exploded in his face...
298
00:17:12,641 --> 00:17:14,842
second-degree burns.
299
00:17:14,876 --> 00:17:18,379
Got to get him some morphine
from the gumball machine.
300
00:17:18,413 --> 00:17:20,648
"The gumball machine."
301
00:17:20,682 --> 00:17:22,349
Yeah, I just made that up on the spot.
302
00:17:22,384 --> 00:17:23,884
It's pretty cool, huh?
303
00:17:23,919 --> 00:17:27,488
Are you wearing perfume?
304
00:17:27,522 --> 00:17:29,924
No, why?
305
00:17:29,958 --> 00:17:32,193
Is it bad? Does it make
me smell like an old lady?
306
00:17:34,563 --> 00:17:38,132
No, but I am pretty sure Mrs.
Akalitus is wearing the same thing.
307
00:17:51,580 --> 00:17:53,514
I need you for half the next shift.
308
00:17:53,548 --> 00:17:57,218
- Me specifically?
- I need someone to cover triage for half a shift.
309
00:17:57,252 --> 00:17:59,587
All right.
310
00:18:02,657 --> 00:18:04,458
What is it that you're doing?
311
00:18:04,493 --> 00:18:07,094
- Tweeting.
- Why do you feel the need to do this?
312
00:18:07,129 --> 00:18:09,764
Because he doesn't have any real friends.
313
00:18:09,798 --> 00:18:13,100
As a matter of fact I do. His name is
Eddie and I just saw him this morning.
314
00:18:13,101 --> 00:18:14,101
How is he doing?
315
00:18:13,135 --> 00:18:16,904
Great. He works over at Excelsior
Drugs right around the corner,
316
00:18:16,938 --> 00:18:19,807
but if you followed me on Twitter, you
would've known that three hours ago.
317
00:18:19,841 --> 00:18:24,111
- Fascinating.
- You're being sarcastic, I can tell, but it is.
318
00:18:24,146 --> 00:18:26,881
Jump on the social
networking train. Woo woo!
319
00:18:26,915 --> 00:18:28,849
You won't regret it.
320
00:18:28,884 --> 00:18:32,987
Could you find out, say, what Bellevue's
lowest bid on medical waste removal is?
321
00:18:33,021 --> 00:18:35,856
- It doesn't work like that.
- How about the fat content of a lemon bar?
322
00:18:35,891 --> 00:18:37,691
- Could it tell me that?
- No.
323
00:18:37,726 --> 00:18:39,760
Then what good is it?
324
00:18:39,795 --> 00:18:41,529
Can I help you?
325
00:18:42,731 --> 00:18:44,665
Are you wearing lamb by Gwen Stefani?
326
00:18:47,335 --> 00:18:49,336
Yeah, I didn't think so.
327
00:18:58,880 --> 00:19:01,248
Ah, if you're gonna drink,
you're gonna do it outside.
328
00:19:02,651 --> 00:19:05,419
- Gracias.
- No problemo.
329
00:19:14,162 --> 00:19:17,565
- Kev?
- Hey, babe.
330
00:19:17,599 --> 00:19:20,067
Listen, I'm gonna need you to be at
the house when the girls get there.
331
00:19:20,101 --> 00:19:21,735
I got to cover half the next shift.
332
00:19:21,770 --> 00:19:23,938
No no, I can't. I'm heading to Jamaica Bay
333
00:19:23,972 --> 00:19:26,240
- to pick up the new barstools.
- You're kidding me.
334
00:19:26,274 --> 00:19:29,176
All right. Who are we
gonna get to be there?
335
00:19:29,211 --> 00:19:32,112
Well, I could call Ginny. She
said she's always available.
336
00:19:32,147 --> 00:19:33,881
Oh yes, I have no doubt.
337
00:19:33,915 --> 00:19:35,916
- Absolutely not.
- Why not?
338
00:19:35,951 --> 00:19:38,152
- She's right here in the neighborhood.
- I don't want that woman
339
00:19:38,186 --> 00:19:39,720
alone in our house. That's why not.
340
00:19:39,754 --> 00:19:43,357
She wouldn't be alone.
She'd be with the girls.
341
00:19:43,391 --> 00:19:46,627
You know, if you had called me
earlier, we might have more options.
342
00:19:46,661 --> 00:19:48,596
Do not call Ginny Flynn.
343
00:19:48,630 --> 00:19:51,866
Who's watching the bar? I'm gonna
lock it up for a couple hours.
344
00:19:51,900 --> 00:19:54,635
You couldn't have had the stools
delivered, for Christ's sake?
345
00:19:56,304 --> 00:20:00,374
Are you giving me a hard time because
for once I'm the one stuck at work?
346
00:20:00,408 --> 00:20:03,077
Do not call Ginny Flynn.
347
00:20:03,111 --> 00:20:05,813
Look, if I don't get this guy upstairs
and get into these facial wounds,
348
00:20:05,847 --> 00:20:07,948
he's gonna suffer more tissue
damage than he already has.
349
00:20:07,983 --> 00:20:10,484
And I just need 10 minutes in the O.R.
to pull his testicles back down.
350
00:20:10,518 --> 00:20:12,353
- That can wait, Foner.
- Fuck you, Lindsey.
351
00:20:12,387 --> 00:20:14,054
Do you have any idea what
kind of pain this guy's in?
352
00:20:14,089 --> 00:20:16,490
You're saying, what, his severely
mauled face isn't painful?
353
00:20:16,524 --> 00:20:17,992
Apparently that's a matter of opinion.
354
00:20:18,026 --> 00:20:19,593
You have no idea what
you're talking about.
355
00:20:19,628 --> 00:20:21,729
Not good. They've been going
at it for almost 10 minutes.
356
00:20:21,763 --> 00:20:24,331
- You do boob jobs.
- Augmentation.
357
00:20:24,366 --> 00:20:28,535
- And reconstruction. -
Reconstructing flat-chested strippers.
358
00:20:28,570 --> 00:20:31,438
This is not in the least
bit cosmetic, pally.
359
00:20:31,473 --> 00:20:34,742
- Hey, guys?
- Come on, it's the holy grail of urology.
360
00:20:34,776 --> 00:20:36,810
You're pathetic.
361
00:20:36,845 --> 00:20:38,946
What's that, honey?
362
00:20:40,515 --> 00:20:43,817
Okay. That was "do my balls."
363
00:20:43,852 --> 00:20:45,386
Told you.
364
00:20:46,721 --> 00:20:51,892
We got a guy in 3 with second-degree
burns in the shape of a cell phone.
365
00:20:54,863 --> 00:20:56,597
Can you take him up to surgery?
366
00:20:56,631 --> 00:20:59,199
Don't worry, honey. We'll put
everything back where it belongs.
367
00:21:03,004 --> 00:21:05,005
- Cell phone burn. Did you get...
- Fourth flour.
368
00:21:05,040 --> 00:21:06,707
Thanks.
369
00:21:06,741 --> 00:21:08,409
Zoey.
370
00:21:14,883 --> 00:21:16,317
Who is he?
371
00:21:16,351 --> 00:21:18,819
Not an actual person. Just a location.
372
00:21:18,853 --> 00:21:20,521
Party on Staten Island.
373
00:21:20,555 --> 00:21:22,523
But there will be people there?
374
00:21:22,557 --> 00:21:24,525
Yes.
375
00:21:24,559 --> 00:21:27,061
And there will be one particular person.
376
00:21:27,095 --> 00:21:29,596
So...
377
00:21:33,134 --> 00:21:35,102
- Hair down.
- Good call.
378
00:21:49,718 --> 00:21:53,887
I think you should refrain from discussing
personal information about corkers.
379
00:21:53,922 --> 00:21:55,622
What are you talking about?
380
00:21:55,657 --> 00:21:57,891
About Coop having a publicist.
381
00:21:57,926 --> 00:21:59,727
Are you serious?
382
00:21:59,761 --> 00:22:01,528
I am. Very serious.
383
00:22:01,563 --> 00:22:03,397
I thought you didn't even like that guy.
384
00:22:03,431 --> 00:22:05,366
That is beside the point.
385
00:22:07,435 --> 00:22:08,902
Wow.
386
00:22:08,937 --> 00:22:11,772
You are gonna bust my balls
every chance you get, aren't you?
387
00:22:26,554 --> 00:22:29,890
No no no no. You were just drinking.
388
00:22:29,924 --> 00:22:32,760
Miss, do you understand what I'm saying?
389
00:22:32,794 --> 00:22:34,194
No.
390
00:22:34,229 --> 00:22:36,130
No.
391
00:22:36,164 --> 00:22:38,298
That's bullshit.
392
00:22:38,333 --> 00:22:40,200
Here. Pay attention.
393
00:22:42,337 --> 00:22:44,104
- Formula.
- Formula, si.
394
00:23:00,855 --> 00:23:03,857
Oh my God. I don't think
I've ever seen you eat.
395
00:23:03,892 --> 00:23:06,326
I like to hide my humanity, Dr. O'Hara...
396
00:23:08,163 --> 00:23:09,963
Or at least keep it to a minimum.
397
00:23:14,102 --> 00:23:16,136
Is there room for two on that savior?
398
00:23:33,254 --> 00:23:37,257
I don't want his career or the
attention or the magazine articles.
399
00:23:37,292 --> 00:23:40,094
Is this Dr. Cooper?
400
00:23:40,128 --> 00:23:41,628
I come to work, I keep my head down,
401
00:23:41,663 --> 00:23:43,664
I do my best, which is
pretty damn impressive.
402
00:23:43,698 --> 00:23:45,365
And some knob with a
square jaw and a publicist
403
00:23:45,400 --> 00:23:46,867
starts prancing around like a...
404
00:23:46,901 --> 00:23:48,769
Oh, it's demoralizing.
405
00:23:48,803 --> 00:23:50,871
It is.
406
00:23:52,507 --> 00:23:55,175
And you wonder...
407
00:23:55,210 --> 00:23:58,412
"What is my incentive to
keep bringing my best?"
408
00:23:58,446 --> 00:24:01,048
I've been at all saints since 1978.
409
00:24:03,184 --> 00:24:06,453
Oh my God. That's 30...
410
00:24:06,488 --> 00:24:09,156
Stop doing the math.
411
00:24:09,190 --> 00:24:13,961
Do you really care what a
group of magazine editors
412
00:24:13,995 --> 00:24:17,831
that dole out stars for the
best street burrito and eyeliner
413
00:24:17,866 --> 00:24:19,933
think about healthcare providers?
414
00:24:19,968 --> 00:24:22,236
No.
415
00:24:31,179 --> 00:24:35,382
If I want anything, it's to know that
you know that I'm a better physician.
416
00:24:38,920 --> 00:24:42,356
Does it help to know that
you're in my all-time top five?
417
00:24:47,228 --> 00:24:49,296
Wait. Who are the other four?
418
00:25:04,045 --> 00:25:06,613
- No, that's licorice.
- Oh, he's licorice?
419
00:25:06,648 --> 00:25:09,416
Oh yeah. He's licorice. I see.
420
00:25:09,450 --> 00:25:11,051
Hey, honey.
421
00:25:14,489 --> 00:25:17,958
Hey. Eddie. I'm a friend of Kevin's.
422
00:25:17,959 --> 00:25:27,959
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