1 00:00:01,348 --> 00:00:04,579 - Previously on Boston Legal. - Jerry, what's wrong? 2 00:00:04,651 --> 00:00:07,814 It's a "DearJohn" letter from Leigh. She's leaving me for an iPhone. 3 00:00:07,888 --> 00:00:11,585 Leigh is-well, I believe the American term- a total nut job. 4 00:00:11,658 --> 00:00:13,922 Would you like to give us a try again? 5 00:00:13,994 --> 00:00:16,360 - I don't know what to say. - How about yes? 6 00:00:16,430 --> 00:00:20,093 I'm surprised at you, Shirley. Your fairness compass is always spot-on. It's fritzing out here. 7 00:00:20,167 --> 00:00:24,069 - We're now having a fight? - Which you're losing, and that bothers you. 8 00:00:24,137 --> 00:00:26,935 I don't know, Denny. Maybe Shirley and I aren't right for each other. 9 00:00:27,007 --> 00:00:30,101 - Shirley. - Ah, Carl. Still alive. Well- 10 00:00:30,177 --> 00:00:32,236 That's mature. 11 00:00:41,722 --> 00:00:43,417 - Leigh, hello. - Hello. 12 00:00:43,490 --> 00:00:46,948 Um, I'm afraid Jerry's not here at the moment. 13 00:00:47,027 --> 00:00:49,518 Actually, I came to see you. Hello. 14 00:00:49,596 --> 00:00:51,461 Hello. 15 00:00:51,531 --> 00:00:53,863 Jerry and I have endeavored to get back together. 16 00:00:53,934 --> 00:00:55,868 Yes, I heard. That's wonderful. 17 00:00:55,936 --> 00:01:00,066 Is it? Well, that would seem at odds with some of your reflections... 18 00:01:00,140 --> 00:01:03,906 which you shared with Jerry during our brief estrangement period. 19 00:01:03,977 --> 00:01:06,343 I'm sorry? 20 00:01:06,413 --> 00:01:10,281 Jerry shared with me that you encouraged him to forget me. 21 00:01:10,350 --> 00:01:14,480 You said he could do much better than me, given that I'm a weirdo. 22 00:01:14,554 --> 00:01:16,454 Well- 23 00:01:16,523 --> 00:01:19,617 That wasn't- that wasn't exactly the expression I used. 24 00:01:19,693 --> 00:01:21,888 No. You said "nut job. " 25 00:01:21,962 --> 00:01:24,692 L- Jerry was in pain. 26 00:01:24,765 --> 00:01:28,292 I was simply trying to make him feel better. 27 00:01:28,368 --> 00:01:30,893 Is that something that tends to lift a person's spirits? 28 00:01:30,971 --> 00:01:34,065 - Calling others nut jobs? - I apologize. I just- 29 00:01:34,141 --> 00:01:36,803 I don't want you sharing an office with him any longer. 30 00:01:36,877 --> 00:01:39,937 - I beg your pardon? - Moreover, I don't want you talking to him. 31 00:01:40,013 --> 00:01:43,005 With all due respect, Leigh, I don't think you have the right to ask that. 32 00:01:43,083 --> 00:01:45,574 Oh. Let me demand it then. 33 00:01:45,652 --> 00:01:48,815 If you talk toJerry, I may have violent urges. 34 00:01:48,889 --> 00:01:52,154 I assure you you don't want that. 35 00:01:52,225 --> 00:01:54,420 Stay away from my man, Katie. 36 00:01:55,695 --> 00:01:58,186 That's my last warning. 37 00:02:05,338 --> 00:02:08,307 - Shirl? - Andrea. How are you? 38 00:02:08,375 --> 00:02:11,367 - Oh, you know me. Causing trouble. - What now? 39 00:02:11,445 --> 00:02:14,107 - Well, I'm suing my town. - Asbestos? 40 00:02:14,181 --> 00:02:16,115 - Did that. - Power lines? 41 00:02:16,183 --> 00:02:18,117 - Keep going. - Hazardous waste? 44 00:02:24,491 --> 00:02:26,425 I want to enjoin them. 45 00:02:26,493 --> 00:02:28,984 Andrea, do you have to take up every cause? 46 00:02:29,062 --> 00:02:31,792 - It makes me feel sexy. Horny too. - Hello. 47 00:02:33,066 --> 00:02:35,296 Is he any good? 48 00:02:35,368 --> 00:02:37,836 Not bad actually. But a sprinter. 49 00:02:39,139 --> 00:02:40,834 - How much notice do you need? - Ready now. 50 00:02:40,907 --> 00:02:42,033 - What do you got? - Mad cow. 51 00:02:42,108 --> 00:02:44,668 Condoms? 52 00:02:44,744 --> 00:02:48,771 Denny Crane. To serve... and protect. 53 00:02:54,054 --> 00:02:56,579 ♪ Uh-huh♪ 54 00:02:58,391 --> 00:03:00,359 ♪ All right♪ 55 00:03:00,427 --> 00:03:02,725 ♪ Come on♪ 56 00:03:04,931 --> 00:03:08,162 ♪ Come on All right♪ 57 00:03:08,235 --> 00:03:10,226 ♪ Well, yeah♪ 58 00:03:11,304 --> 00:03:13,238 ♪ Well, yeah♪ 59 00:03:18,411 --> 00:03:20,641 ♪ Outlaw♪ 60 00:03:23,149 --> 00:03:25,982 You're smoking! Why didn't you call me? 61 00:03:26,052 --> 00:03:29,613 Alan, I just had sex with a stranger. Didn't even get her name. 62 00:03:29,689 --> 00:03:31,850 She was phenomenal. And I didn't have to pay for it. 63 00:03:31,925 --> 00:03:34,325 - When did this happen? - Ten minutes ago. Right here. 64 00:03:34,394 --> 00:03:36,123 You had sex 10 minutes ago? 65 00:03:36,196 --> 00:03:38,357 Finished nine minutes ago. I was incredible. 66 00:03:38,431 --> 00:03:40,365 - Alan. - Denny just had sex. 67 00:03:40,433 --> 00:03:43,527 Glad to hear it. I could use you on a pretty important case if you're free. 68 00:03:43,603 --> 00:03:46,367 - Actually- - Thank you. We're meeting in the conference room A.S.A.P. 69 00:03:46,439 --> 00:03:48,464 Still aroused if you want in. 70 00:03:48,542 --> 00:03:51,272 Rain check. 71 00:03:51,344 --> 00:03:55,041 I love it when I don't know their names. 72 00:03:55,115 --> 00:03:58,710 The biggest thing going for you is their start-up costs. 73 00:03:58,785 --> 00:04:02,414 Nuclear power plants typically take up to four billion just to get off the ground. 74 00:04:02,489 --> 00:04:05,253 Public opposition and red tape can sometimes double that. 75 00:04:05,325 --> 00:04:08,817 But you can assume they've already spent millions just getting this far. 76 00:04:08,895 --> 00:04:11,295 Wow. Now I really am glowing. 77 00:04:11,364 --> 00:04:14,959 Andrea Michele, the client. I'm told it's all about keeping the customer happy here. 78 00:04:15,035 --> 00:04:17,697 - You are? - This would be Alan Shore. 79 00:04:17,771 --> 00:04:20,296 Give me one week and I'll get rid of that baby fat. 80 00:04:20,373 --> 00:04:22,534 I'm rather fond of my baby fat. 81 00:04:22,609 --> 00:04:25,578 - Great. Then you'll love mine. - Uh, Andrea. 82 00:04:25,645 --> 00:04:28,637 - Can we just get serious about this case for a minute? - Oh, I'm very serious. 83 00:04:28,715 --> 00:04:31,115 - Where shall we go to discuss it? - How about my desk? 84 00:04:31,184 --> 00:04:34,745 Well, well, a little windmill tilting. How fun. Don't get up. 85 00:04:34,821 --> 00:04:38,313 Looks painful. Shirley, you still look fantastic. 86 00:04:38,391 --> 00:04:40,621 Cream and sugar for me. Jack Ross. 87 00:04:40,694 --> 00:04:43,492 Don't speak. It'll ruin it for me. You would be the client. 88 00:04:43,563 --> 00:04:45,929 - Jack? - You remember. And here I thought it was just physical. 89 00:04:45,999 --> 00:04:50,595 You heard me say cream and sugar, right? This is for you, Shirley, because I care. 90 00:04:50,670 --> 00:04:53,366 - What is it? - Well, I would call it a righteous complaint... 91 00:04:53,440 --> 00:04:55,374 suing Ms. Michele for defamation and libel. 92 00:04:55,442 --> 00:04:58,309 You might characterize it as a SLAPPsuit designed to send a message... 93 00:04:58,378 --> 00:05:00,676 to other potential plaintiffs, "it'll cost them. " 94 00:05:00,747 --> 00:05:03,181 Okay. Tea then. 95 00:05:03,249 --> 00:05:05,444 Does the old guy talk? 96 00:05:05,518 --> 00:05:07,486 You used to be taller. 97 00:05:09,022 --> 00:05:11,855 Uh, everybody out now, please. 98 00:05:11,925 --> 00:05:15,452 Except you, Jack. You stay. Go. 99 00:05:17,063 --> 00:05:18,997 He's cute. 100 00:05:19,065 --> 00:05:21,192 Tell a friend. 101 00:05:27,307 --> 00:05:30,140 Still trying to impress me after all these years? 102 00:05:30,210 --> 00:05:33,475 - I am. Did I? - Maybe a little. 103 00:05:33,546 --> 00:05:35,707 I meant the part about you still looking fantastic. 104 00:05:35,782 --> 00:05:39,809 Thank you. Can we talk about this case? 105 00:05:39,886 --> 00:05:44,255 Fine. I'm about saving the planet. What are you up to? 106 00:05:44,324 --> 00:05:47,259 - With nuclear energy? - Well, you're not gonna get it done driving your hybrid. 107 00:05:47,327 --> 00:05:50,091 You do drive one, I hope? 108 00:05:50,163 --> 00:05:52,358 - How have you been? - I've been good. 109 00:05:52,432 --> 00:05:56,596 - How many kids? - Six. All of them great. Kim's doing well. 110 00:05:56,670 --> 00:06:00,436 - She still teaching? - She is. And what about you? 111 00:06:00,507 --> 00:06:02,202 How are all the spouses? 112 00:06:02,275 --> 00:06:06,109 Funny. I'm between husbands at the moment. 113 00:06:06,179 --> 00:06:09,376 Well, if I were single- 114 00:06:10,717 --> 00:06:13,015 I have to say... 115 00:06:13,086 --> 00:06:16,578 I am very happy to see you still tilting at windmills, Shirley. 116 00:06:19,559 --> 00:06:22,119 See you in court, Jack. 117 00:06:22,195 --> 00:06:24,390 It's a date. 118 00:06:40,947 --> 00:06:44,405 - Morning. - Morning, Jerry. 119 00:06:44,484 --> 00:06:48,284 - That's quite a tie. - Leigh picked it. 120 00:06:48,354 --> 00:06:51,949 - She likes bow ties. - Leigh paid me a little visit this morning. 121 00:06:52,025 --> 00:06:54,289 - She did? - Other than demanding I not speak to you... 122 00:06:54,360 --> 00:06:57,887 and her threatening me with violence, it was quite a pleasant encounter actually. 123 00:06:57,964 --> 00:07:01,627 - Excuse me? - She's quite cross that I called her a nut job. 124 00:07:01,701 --> 00:07:04,101 What possibly possessed you to tell her I said that, Jerry? 125 00:07:04,170 --> 00:07:07,139 - Well- - Here I am... 126 00:07:07,207 --> 00:07:10,301 trying to mitigate some of your pain and you repeat my words. 127 00:07:10,376 --> 00:07:14,142 It was a betrayal, Jerry. 128 00:07:14,214 --> 00:07:17,980 I'm sorry. I don't know why I shared that. 129 00:07:18,051 --> 00:07:20,519 I was not trying to alienate you from her. I promise. 130 00:07:20,587 --> 00:07:22,521 How dare she enter my office... 131 00:07:22,589 --> 00:07:25,183 demand I stop communicating with you, threaten me physically? 132 00:07:25,258 --> 00:07:27,419 She's not a well person. 133 00:07:31,164 --> 00:07:33,428 I'll speak to her. 134 00:07:37,137 --> 00:07:40,334 So, Jack Ross? 135 00:07:40,406 --> 00:07:44,968 Hmm. Small world, I guess. 136 00:07:45,044 --> 00:07:47,604 No, Shirley. It's a big world actually. 137 00:07:47,680 --> 00:07:51,275 The fact that you seem to have had sex with everybody in it- 138 00:07:51,351 --> 00:07:53,717 That isn't nice. 139 00:07:54,888 --> 00:07:57,948 So, what's the story with him? 140 00:07:59,926 --> 00:08:04,659 We went out in law school. That's about it. 141 00:08:08,768 --> 00:08:11,703 A nuclear bomb? 142 00:08:11,771 --> 00:08:15,229 - In Belmont Falls? - A nuclear power plant, Judge. 143 00:08:15,308 --> 00:08:17,242 A small difference if you're into details. 144 00:08:17,310 --> 00:08:19,972 One destroys the planet. The other saves it. 145 00:08:20,046 --> 00:08:22,480 Too much minutiae? I can take criticism. 146 00:08:23,817 --> 00:08:26,183 One for yes. Two for no. 147 00:08:26,252 --> 00:08:28,846 - I think he loves me. - That's enough! 148 00:08:28,922 --> 00:08:31,891 Mr. Shore, start your case. 149 00:08:31,958 --> 00:08:34,085 - And make it quick. - I'll make it very quick. 150 00:08:34,160 --> 00:08:38,221 A nuclear power plantjeopardizes health and safety of everyone in Belmont Falls. 151 00:08:38,298 --> 00:08:40,664 Actually it doesn't. But don't let the facts stop you. 152 00:08:40,733 --> 00:08:43,531 Let me call a witness, Judge. I can tell you everything you need to know. 153 00:08:43,603 --> 00:08:46,401 - 1:00. - Wait! It's my motion! 154 00:08:46,472 --> 00:08:50,841 1:00. We're adjourned! 155 00:08:50,910 --> 00:08:53,936 Look, nothing personal. Client wants me to put on a show. 156 00:08:54,013 --> 00:08:57,881 I promise underneath all the bluster I'm a complete ass. 157 00:08:57,951 --> 00:08:59,919 Well, it's 10:30 now. 158 00:08:59,986 --> 00:09:01,851 We don't have to be back until 1:00. 159 00:09:01,921 --> 00:09:07,450 What do we do in the meantime? And I mean the entire meantime. 160 00:09:11,998 --> 00:09:15,559 Did you actually say those things? 161 00:09:15,635 --> 00:09:17,603 I did. 162 00:09:17,670 --> 00:09:21,970 I have no excuse. Jerry, I'm deeply ashamed. 163 00:09:22,041 --> 00:09:26,273 - I don't understand. - I feel hugely threatened by her. 164 00:09:26,346 --> 00:09:29,247 - I get this vibe. - What vibe? 165 00:09:29,315 --> 00:09:31,306 That you like her. 166 00:09:31,384 --> 00:09:35,150 That if she were available, you'd prefer her. Would you? 167 00:09:37,023 --> 00:09:41,892 No! Katie is a friend and a colleague. Nothing more. 168 00:09:43,830 --> 00:09:46,663 I'll apologize. I'm so sorry. 169 00:09:53,873 --> 00:09:57,331 Nuclear power plants. There's a blast from the past. 170 00:09:59,646 --> 00:10:01,841 - You're glowing. - Funny. 171 00:10:01,915 --> 00:10:04,281 No, really. You're glowing. 172 00:10:06,052 --> 00:10:08,452 You've had sex? 173 00:10:08,521 --> 00:10:10,921 I have actually. 174 00:10:10,990 --> 00:10:13,720 Tell me. 175 00:10:13,793 --> 00:10:17,126 Her name is Andrea. She's- 176 00:10:21,034 --> 00:10:24,629 This woman is completely untamed. 177 00:10:24,704 --> 00:10:27,832 She brought out the degenerate in me I so miss. 178 00:10:27,907 --> 00:10:31,138 I felt liberated. I got to be everything... 179 00:10:31,210 --> 00:10:34,509 I and others so loathe about myself. 180 00:10:37,350 --> 00:10:40,979 - First I had stranger sex. Now you with, uh, Andrea. - Yes. 181 00:10:41,054 --> 00:10:43,147 Oh, it's like sharing. 182 00:10:43,222 --> 00:10:46,055 It's almost as if we had sex together in a way. 183 00:10:48,394 --> 00:10:50,328 Almost. 184 00:10:50,396 --> 00:10:52,193 Alan, I want to ask you something. I've never done this before. 185 00:10:52,265 --> 00:10:54,699 You probably have. But I-I haven't. 186 00:10:54,767 --> 00:10:56,826 I don't like where this is going. 187 00:10:56,903 --> 00:11:00,634 Alan, I've always wanted to do a little swinging. 188 00:11:01,741 --> 00:11:04,801 And it sounds like our girls would go for it. 189 00:11:07,847 --> 00:11:10,509 I'm afraid seeing you naked could make me- 190 00:11:10,583 --> 00:11:12,744 Well, it could be in the dark. 191 00:11:12,819 --> 00:11:15,686 - Even so. - Well, different rooms. 192 00:11:15,755 --> 00:11:17,814 Come on, Alan. 193 00:11:17,890 --> 00:11:21,656 Once, before we go, let's swing. 194 00:11:29,402 --> 00:11:31,233 Katie? 195 00:11:31,304 --> 00:11:34,102 Jerry told me about your conversation and I feel just awful. 196 00:11:34,173 --> 00:11:36,266 - As well you should, I must say. - Yes. 197 00:11:36,342 --> 00:11:39,743 Had I known that you were such a wimpy little crybaby... 198 00:11:39,812 --> 00:11:42,713 I never would've bothered with you, I promise. 199 00:11:42,782 --> 00:11:45,273 Anyway, forJerry, I'm apologizing. 200 00:11:45,351 --> 00:11:48,718 Other than that, watch your back. 201 00:11:56,796 --> 00:11:59,060 A nuclear power plant is actually very simple. 202 00:11:59,132 --> 00:12:03,398 We boil water to create steam to turn a turbine to make electricity. 203 00:12:03,469 --> 00:12:07,371 But instead of burning fuel to generate heat, we use nuclear fission. 204 00:12:07,440 --> 00:12:09,601 - What about greenhouse gases? - None. 205 00:12:09,675 --> 00:12:11,643 - Acid rain? Urban smog? - None. None. 206 00:12:11,711 --> 00:12:14,305 It's one of the greenest ways we can go. 207 00:12:14,380 --> 00:12:16,905 Is it safe? We all remember Chernobyl. 208 00:12:16,983 --> 00:12:20,544 Our nuclear power plants have multiple layers of security... 209 00:12:20,620 --> 00:12:23,316 and a high level of operational performance. 210 00:12:23,389 --> 00:12:26,153 Boy, I'm sure glad you showed up. You seem to have all the answers. 211 00:12:26,225 --> 00:12:28,785 I love people who have all the answers. Don't you, Judge? 212 00:12:28,861 --> 00:12:30,624 Uh- 213 00:12:30,696 --> 00:12:32,630 Of course, we've had all the answers before. 214 00:12:32,698 --> 00:12:37,260 In 1925, the International Commission on Radiological Protection... 215 00:12:37,336 --> 00:12:41,397 set the radiation exposure limit at 100 rem per year. 216 00:12:41,474 --> 00:12:44,568 Anything under it was safe. We now know they were wrong. 217 00:12:44,644 --> 00:12:47,272 - Yes. - And in 1934... 218 00:12:47,346 --> 00:12:50,406 the National Council on Radiation Protection... 219 00:12:50,483 --> 00:12:53,077 set the standard at 36 rem per year. 220 00:12:53,152 --> 00:12:56,246 Positive that was safe. And we now know that's also way too high. 221 00:12:56,322 --> 00:12:58,916 In fact, the acceptable level of radiation... 222 00:12:58,991 --> 00:13:01,118 keeps getting reduced the more and more we learn. 223 00:13:01,194 --> 00:13:03,424 Good thing, I guess, we now know everything. Wouldn't you agree? 224 00:13:03,496 --> 00:13:06,124 Nuclear power plants are safe. I know that. 225 00:13:06,199 --> 00:13:08,759 Yes. Unless there's a design flaw... 226 00:13:08,835 --> 00:13:14,102 or human error, or unsafe procedures, or a terrorist attack. 227 00:13:14,173 --> 00:13:16,141 - I try to deal with probabilities, not- - Really? 228 00:13:16,209 --> 00:13:19,042 I lean towards certainty when being even a tiny bit off... 229 00:13:19,112 --> 00:13:21,046 could wipe out hundreds of thousands of people. 230 00:13:21,114 --> 00:13:24,311 You want a certainty? Global warming is killing us. 231 00:13:24,383 --> 00:13:26,715 - Unless we explore new ways- - How about solar power? 232 00:13:26,786 --> 00:13:29,311 - That's good. But not enough. - All right. All right. All right! 233 00:13:29,388 --> 00:13:31,948 I'd like to hear from Ms. Michele, please. 234 00:13:32,024 --> 00:13:35,221 Well, it's a good thing I was almost finished. 235 00:13:36,762 --> 00:13:41,199 Um, Your Honor, would it be possible for me to testify from here? 236 00:13:41,267 --> 00:13:44,202 - Why? - Well, this is very embarrassing. 237 00:13:44,270 --> 00:13:48,900 But, um, I would just feel more comfortable with a little distance from you. 238 00:13:48,975 --> 00:13:52,809 I'm deeply attracted to you. And my flirting can sometimes- 239 00:13:52,879 --> 00:13:57,680 I don't want to do anything that would make you think that I don't take this case seriously. 240 00:13:59,452 --> 00:14:01,579 Shame. 241 00:14:09,562 --> 00:14:11,553 You need to tone it down. 242 00:14:11,631 --> 00:14:15,362 - Why? Was I inappropriate? - Andrea. 243 00:14:17,770 --> 00:14:22,173 Ooh, there he is. I can't wait to be cross-examined by you. Don't be gentle. 244 00:14:22,241 --> 00:14:23,868 Andrea. 245 00:14:26,212 --> 00:14:28,772 So, Jack, here to settle? 246 00:14:28,848 --> 00:14:30,782 You remember The Old Bailey in Harvard Square? 247 00:14:30,850 --> 00:14:34,547 Gee, how could I? We only ate there seven days a week. 248 00:14:34,620 --> 00:14:36,315 It's still open. 249 00:14:36,389 --> 00:14:41,759 The hamburgers are rumored to be just as good. What do you say? 250 00:14:41,827 --> 00:14:45,194 Carl. Uh, Jack and I werejust talking about grabbing a bite later. 251 00:14:45,264 --> 00:14:47,459 Remember The Old Bailey? You want tojoin us? 252 00:14:47,533 --> 00:14:51,936 I'd love to. But, um, you two go ahead. 253 00:14:52,004 --> 00:14:54,268 You never said he was funny. 254 00:14:58,778 --> 00:15:02,805 So, Jack, can I see the photos of these kids you keep bragging about? 255 00:15:02,882 --> 00:15:06,010 Well, it took you long enough. 256 00:15:06,085 --> 00:15:10,613 Ah, let's see. There's Steph. Looks just like her mother. 257 00:15:10,690 --> 00:15:13,318 Oh, God. She's beautiful. 258 00:15:13,392 --> 00:15:16,156 Yeah, she is. And, uh, here's Michael. 259 00:15:16,229 --> 00:15:19,323 Also looks like Kim. Also beautiful. 260 00:15:19,398 --> 00:15:21,764 I wonder if they're really mine. 261 00:15:21,968 --> 00:15:23,492 I'm having trouble believing this. 262 00:15:23,569 --> 00:15:26,504 - I promise you, Jerry. I wouldn't make it up. - "Watch your back. " 263 00:15:26,572 --> 00:15:30,440 - Her exact words. She's a bit off, I'm afraid. - I'll talk to her. 264 00:15:30,509 --> 00:15:32,943 Please don't head butt her. 265 00:15:33,012 --> 00:15:35,845 - Is there any chance you could've got it wrong? - None. 266 00:15:39,552 --> 00:15:42,749 I'm all for saving the planet. But sorry, I don't feel like getting cancer in the process. 267 00:15:42,822 --> 00:15:45,848 And do you have any evidence that you would? 268 00:15:45,925 --> 00:15:49,088 Oh, come on. Radiation? Even this administration's scientific commissions... 269 00:15:49,161 --> 00:15:51,322 which don't include any scientists, I admit... 270 00:15:51,397 --> 00:15:53,865 say that there are risks, and they're pro-nuke. 271 00:15:53,933 --> 00:15:56,925 Hello. 272 00:15:57,003 --> 00:16:00,166 And yet many environmentalists are for them, are they not? 273 00:16:00,239 --> 00:16:04,175 Yeah. But I doubt they want to live near them. And there's just as many that are against them. 274 00:16:04,243 --> 00:16:07,838 By the way, and I don't mean to get political here, how can our administration... 275 00:16:07,913 --> 00:16:10,882 can claim on the one hand that there are terrorists out there, be afraid... 276 00:16:10,950 --> 00:16:14,647 and on the other hand be pro-nuke when it should be obvious to anyone... 277 00:16:14,720 --> 00:16:17,120 that you build these plants, you multiply by a thousand... 278 00:16:17,189 --> 00:16:19,350 the risk of nuclear weapons proliferation? 279 00:16:19,425 --> 00:16:23,623 All right. Just one weekend on the Vineyard. Don't make me bark for it. 280 00:16:27,300 --> 00:16:30,030 Have you read the E.P.A.'s report on nuclear power plants? 281 00:16:30,102 --> 00:16:33,003 - The fix is in at the E.P.A. Everybody knows that. - Take that as a no. 282 00:16:33,072 --> 00:16:36,007 - What about the Nuclear Regulatory Commission's report? - I'm waiting for the movie. 283 00:16:36,075 --> 00:16:38,509 How about the National Academy of Science? 284 00:16:38,577 --> 00:16:41,410 Sweetie, I'll be happy to swap reading lists. Just fax them to me on the Vineyard. 285 00:16:41,480 --> 00:16:44,540 I'll be with Judgie. In the meantime, I don't care who writes what. 286 00:16:44,617 --> 00:16:47,415 I don't want a nuclear reactor in my neighborhood. 287 00:16:48,287 --> 00:16:50,847 Do you? 288 00:16:56,896 --> 00:17:00,730 She makes for a good witness. But, uh, we can't just go away. 289 00:17:00,800 --> 00:17:04,258 This is billions of dollars of research and development. 290 00:17:04,337 --> 00:17:07,272 Just pick another locale, far away from Andrea. 291 00:17:07,340 --> 00:17:09,740 Hmm. Something tells me Andrea gets around. 292 00:17:09,809 --> 00:17:12,107 Besides, there is no other place. 293 00:17:12,178 --> 00:17:15,045 It's either too residential, or commercial district, or it's a park. 294 00:17:15,114 --> 00:17:17,514 We tried a swamp. It was protected as wetlands. 295 00:17:17,583 --> 00:17:21,383 There are 60 acres of nothing in Belmont Falls. Why are you smiling at me? 296 00:17:21,454 --> 00:17:26,585 I'm just remembering all our dreams in college. How idealistic we both were. 297 00:17:26,659 --> 00:17:29,423 - Now look at us. - What? 298 00:17:29,495 --> 00:17:31,656 We're arguing cases we both strongly believe in. 299 00:17:31,731 --> 00:17:34,529 Is there some law that it's wrong to fight for principles... 300 00:17:34,600 --> 00:17:37,034 and make a fortune while doing so? 301 00:17:37,103 --> 00:17:39,697 There must be. 302 00:17:39,772 --> 00:17:42,297 These burgers are just as good at least. 303 00:17:42,375 --> 00:17:45,640 Hey, we're just as good. Better. 304 00:17:45,711 --> 00:17:51,047 Seriously. Other than some minor physical depreciation, we-we think better. 305 00:17:51,117 --> 00:17:54,712 We have a maturity that gives us perspective. We love better. 306 00:17:54,787 --> 00:17:57,415 We appreciate what's really important. We're at our peak. 307 00:17:57,490 --> 00:18:01,586 Like autumn foliage, just before all the leaves fall off. 308 00:18:05,865 --> 00:18:08,766 You have any regrets, Jack? 309 00:18:08,834 --> 00:18:11,667 Well, I was hoping you did, being the one who left. 310 00:18:14,240 --> 00:18:16,731 You seem happy. 311 00:18:18,010 --> 00:18:20,274 These hamburgers are just as good, aren't they? 312 00:18:30,890 --> 00:18:33,950 Am I getting my ass whipped? Not that I don't like that. 313 00:18:34,026 --> 00:18:36,927 We have a tough case, Andrea. 314 00:18:38,898 --> 00:18:44,461 Also, I'm not entirely sure it helps for you to be inviting the judge to the Vineyard. 315 00:18:44,537 --> 00:18:47,097 You're right. Let's you and I go. 316 00:18:53,112 --> 00:18:55,774 I have a close friend... 317 00:18:55,848 --> 00:18:58,112 who's proposed- 318 00:18:59,318 --> 00:19:01,843 A ridiculous idea. 319 00:19:03,088 --> 00:19:05,852 Swinging. 320 00:19:05,925 --> 00:19:09,861 It just sounds absurd. 321 00:19:09,929 --> 00:19:13,729 But I admit, I- I speak from ignorance 'cause I've never done it before and- 322 00:19:13,799 --> 00:19:15,528 Who's the friend? 323 00:19:18,504 --> 00:19:23,305 Uh, Denny Crane. He's a- a lawyer here. 324 00:19:23,375 --> 00:19:27,311 - Is he now? - Not that you would ever consider, of course. 325 00:19:27,379 --> 00:19:29,244 My vine or yours? 326 00:19:30,282 --> 00:19:33,217 - Really? - I shock you? 327 00:19:35,120 --> 00:19:38,248 Not yet. But I'm hoping. 328 00:19:41,927 --> 00:19:46,227 Well, it's late and I'm a little bit drunk. 329 00:19:46,298 --> 00:19:49,734 - And I have to be in court in the morning. - I do, too, remember? 330 00:19:49,802 --> 00:19:54,034 No. You've been such a wallflower. I forgot you were even on this case. 331 00:19:58,110 --> 00:20:01,477 Does your wife know you're out with me tonight? 332 00:20:01,547 --> 00:20:03,572 She does, actually. 333 00:20:03,649 --> 00:20:06,948 I'm too old and too smart to lie about matters. 334 00:20:12,625 --> 00:20:15,788 Why are you looking at me like that? 335 00:20:18,397 --> 00:20:21,662 Well, sometimes I'm too old and too smart to speak the truth. 336 00:20:27,273 --> 00:20:30,436 You still play the piano? There's a piano over there. 337 00:20:30,509 --> 00:20:34,138 - You trying to get rid of me? - L- I am, actually. 338 00:20:36,015 --> 00:20:38,813 Plus I always loved hearing you sing. 339 00:20:38,884 --> 00:20:41,751 Okay. A song it is. 340 00:20:46,325 --> 00:20:48,759 - Any requests? - Scotch. 341 00:21:04,643 --> 00:21:07,737 ♪ Once upon a time ♪ 342 00:21:07,813 --> 00:21:11,214 ♪A girl with moonlight in her eyes ♪ 343 00:21:13,218 --> 00:21:16,153 ♪ Put her hand in mine ♪ 344 00:21:16,221 --> 00:21:19,384 ♪And said she loved me so ♪ 345 00:21:22,595 --> 00:21:25,860 ♪ But that was once upon a time ♪ 346 00:21:28,634 --> 00:21:31,000 ♪Very long ago ♪ 347 00:21:35,274 --> 00:21:37,742 ♪ How the breeze ♪ 348 00:21:37,810 --> 00:21:41,007 ♪ Rustled through her hair ♪ 349 00:21:41,080 --> 00:21:44,015 ♪ How we always laughed as though ♪ 350 00:21:44,083 --> 00:21:46,779 ♪Tomorrow wasn't there ♪ 351 00:21:48,487 --> 00:21:52,981 ♪We were young and didn't have a care ♪ 352 00:21:55,828 --> 00:22:00,288 ♪Where ♪ 353 00:22:00,366 --> 00:22:02,596 ♪ Did it go ♪ 354 00:22:05,504 --> 00:22:07,870 ♪ Once upon a time♪ 355 00:22:09,008 --> 00:22:12,171 ♪The world was sweeter than we knew ♪ 356 00:22:15,514 --> 00:22:18,711 ♪ Everything was ours ♪ 357 00:22:18,784 --> 00:22:22,515 ♪ How happy we were then ♪ 358 00:22:24,456 --> 00:22:26,390 ♪ But somehow ♪ 359 00:22:26,458 --> 00:22:30,622 ♪ Once upon a time ♪ 360 00:22:35,234 --> 00:22:38,726 ♪ Never comes ♪ 361 00:22:38,804 --> 00:22:42,763 ♪Again ♪♪ 362 00:23:02,628 --> 00:23:04,619 Shirley? 363 00:23:05,631 --> 00:23:08,031 Uh, one second? 364 00:23:08,100 --> 00:23:10,432 Go get Alan. Tell him we need to go. 365 00:23:13,105 --> 00:23:15,096 Probably isn't the best time. 366 00:23:15,174 --> 00:23:19,543 But, um, I don't think it's working out. 367 00:23:19,611 --> 00:23:22,102 What isn't working out? 368 00:23:22,181 --> 00:23:27,050 Us. You, me- us. 369 00:23:27,119 --> 00:23:29,644 I think maybe we should take a little break. 370 00:23:29,722 --> 00:23:31,553 What happened? 371 00:23:31,623 --> 00:23:35,081 Nothing's happened. I just- We can talk more about it later. 372 00:23:35,160 --> 00:23:37,560 No. We'll talk about it now. 373 00:23:38,997 --> 00:23:41,761 I want an explanation, please. 374 00:23:43,902 --> 00:23:47,895 Look, Shirley. I adore you. I think that you are a phenomenal woman. 375 00:23:47,973 --> 00:23:51,500 But you and I are simply not a match. 376 00:23:51,577 --> 00:23:54,569 - Let's just leave it at that. - No. Let's not leave it at that. 377 00:23:54,646 --> 00:23:58,013 - What's going on? - I told you. I want out. 378 00:24:00,285 --> 00:24:02,583 Okay. You're fired. 379 00:24:02,654 --> 00:24:04,781 What? For what reason? 380 00:24:04,857 --> 00:24:07,792 I'll give you three. First, I am pissed. 381 00:24:07,860 --> 00:24:11,193 Second, the name of this firm is Crane, Poole & Schmidt. 382 00:24:11,263 --> 00:24:14,824 And third, I am Schmidt. You're done. 383 00:24:20,572 --> 00:24:25,532 - She denies it? - She thinks you maybe misinterpreted it. 384 00:24:25,611 --> 00:24:28,136 Yes. What part of"watch your back" did I get wrong? 385 00:24:28,213 --> 00:24:31,273 - Katie, is it possible- - No, Jerry, it is not. 386 00:24:31,350 --> 00:24:34,717 You have to admit what you're suggesting is totally outside of Leigh's character. 387 00:24:34,787 --> 00:24:36,846 What I'm suggesting? So you don't believe me now? 388 00:24:36,922 --> 00:24:40,016 No. It's not that I don't believe you. It's just- 389 00:24:40,092 --> 00:24:43,118 Just what then? 390 00:24:45,297 --> 00:24:49,290 I think there's always two sides to every story. 391 00:24:49,368 --> 00:24:53,304 And I'm wondering if it's possible that the truth here lies somewhere in the middle. 392 00:24:53,372 --> 00:24:56,500 It doesn't. Your girlfriend's a psycho. 393 00:24:56,708 --> 00:25:00,007 Americans are big babies, Your Honor. 394 00:25:00,078 --> 00:25:03,445 I will not have you attacking this fine country of mine... 395 00:25:03,515 --> 00:25:06,006 as we try to spread democracy around the world. 396 00:25:06,084 --> 00:25:09,918 The reason we want to give the world democracy is so we can get back their oil in return. 397 00:25:09,988 --> 00:25:15,051 But it's game over, Judge. We can't depend on oil from other countries anymore. 398 00:25:15,127 --> 00:25:19,188 I could say we should drill for our own. But folks don't want to hear that either. 399 00:25:19,264 --> 00:25:23,997 Tear up our own soil? Forget it. The problem with Americans is we don't want to make sacrifices. 400 00:25:24,069 --> 00:25:27,334 Well, we have to. And if we truly wanna... 401 00:25:27,406 --> 00:25:31,342 save the planet to rely less on petroleum and reduce greenhouse gas emissions... 402 00:25:31,410 --> 00:25:35,073 we simply have to commit to the nuclear power industry. 403 00:25:35,147 --> 00:25:38,412 Are there some risks involved? Sure, like with everything. 404 00:25:38,483 --> 00:25:41,919 There are bigger risks in building nuclear bombs. 405 00:25:41,987 --> 00:25:44,615 But we do so because we consider them necessary. 406 00:25:44,690 --> 00:25:48,091 Well, power plants are more so. And they're viable. 407 00:25:48,160 --> 00:25:54,030 We've already got 104 reactors in 66 plants in the U.S., and we're not all dying of cancer. 408 00:25:54,099 --> 00:25:56,397 In fact, since power plants don't burn fossil fuels... 409 00:25:56,468 --> 00:25:59,335 and send carbon dioxide into the air... 410 00:25:59,404 --> 00:26:02,100 we'll probably have less cancer as a result of them. 411 00:26:02,174 --> 00:26:04,870 But just because a few babies saw China Syndrome... 412 00:26:04,943 --> 00:26:08,538 or the word "Chernobyl"pops up every now and again in the Sunday crossword... 413 00:26:08,614 --> 00:26:11,105 we panic at the mention. 414 00:26:11,183 --> 00:26:13,583 Let's grow up. 415 00:26:13,652 --> 00:26:17,088 Nuclear power will save lives, money, energy, and the planet. 416 00:26:17,155 --> 00:26:20,488 Already they produce one-fifth of America's electricity. 417 00:26:20,559 --> 00:26:23,050 In Vermont, maybe our greenest state, it's 70%. 418 00:26:23,128 --> 00:26:25,756 Still need a reason? How about this? We have no choice. 419 00:26:25,831 --> 00:26:28,163 Coal and oil supplies are being exhausted. 420 00:26:28,233 --> 00:26:32,727 One day they'll be gone. We have no choice. 421 00:26:32,804 --> 00:26:36,069 Sure we do. There's solar energy, hydroelectric power. 422 00:26:36,141 --> 00:26:38,075 And of course, listening to Mr. Ross... 423 00:26:38,143 --> 00:26:41,010 one is reminded of the enormous potential of wind. 424 00:26:41,079 --> 00:26:44,446 His closing argument alone I'm sure could have fueled Hillary's electrolysis. 425 00:26:44,516 --> 00:26:46,916 By the way, she's willing to explore nuclear power. 426 00:26:46,985 --> 00:26:50,352 As are Obama, Mitt, Rudy. They all are, except Edwards. 427 00:26:50,422 --> 00:26:54,654 It's in now to be pro-nuke. Elle magazine says nuclear power is cool. 428 00:26:54,726 --> 00:26:56,990 Am I the only one who's scared to death? 429 00:26:57,062 --> 00:26:59,758 The amount of radiation we're talking about- 430 00:26:59,831 --> 00:27:02,800 I mean, my dentist still flees the room when he x-rays my teeth. 431 00:27:02,868 --> 00:27:06,133 Any exposure is harmful. Every scientist says so. 432 00:27:06,204 --> 00:27:09,662 Not even the gifted but gusty Mr. Ross can dispute that. 433 00:27:09,741 --> 00:27:13,040 Radiation exposure causes cancer. 434 00:27:13,111 --> 00:27:16,046 Within the plume of Three Mile Island... 435 00:27:16,114 --> 00:27:19,675 there was a three to 400% increase in lung cancer. 436 00:27:19,751 --> 00:27:23,187 A six to 700% increase in leukemia. 437 00:27:23,255 --> 00:27:26,782 Why the hell do you think they haven't built one of these since the 1970s? 438 00:27:26,858 --> 00:27:31,022 And do we all feel safe that nothing will go horribly wrong? With our leaders in charge? 439 00:27:31,096 --> 00:27:35,123 Where the hell is Condi to talk about the big mushroom cloud when we need her? 440 00:27:35,200 --> 00:27:37,668 And if the next suicide hijacker... 441 00:27:37,736 --> 00:27:40,705 instead of pointing it at a high-rise, aims for a power plant... 442 00:27:40,772 --> 00:27:42,797 it's lights out, pun intended. 443 00:27:42,874 --> 00:27:46,037 Which is why these nukes are regarded by many security analysts... 444 00:27:46,111 --> 00:27:49,410 as sort of pre-positioned weapons of mass destruction. 445 00:27:49,481 --> 00:27:53,008 The reactors' container domes are built to withstand the impact of a jetliner. 446 00:27:53,085 --> 00:27:57,988 Oh, balls! You don't need to be a genius to know that a fully loaded jetliner... 447 00:27:58,056 --> 00:27:59,887 would at least crack the damn thing. 448 00:27:59,958 --> 00:28:02,825 - Cause a massive radioactive- - What are you? An engineer now? 449 00:28:02,894 --> 00:28:07,593 At least have the decency to strap yourself to a polygraph so we know which lie is which- 450 00:28:07,666 --> 00:28:09,395 Silence! 451 00:28:11,536 --> 00:28:15,996 Mr. Shore, would you wrap it up, please? And quickly. 452 00:28:16,074 --> 00:28:19,237 - One last thought, Judge. - Thank God. 453 00:28:19,311 --> 00:28:21,472 I'm going to skip over the whole section... 454 00:28:21,546 --> 00:28:24,515 I had on earthquakes and proceed right to the waste. 455 00:28:24,583 --> 00:28:29,919 These facilities will produce tons and tons and tons- 456 00:28:33,525 --> 00:28:36,619 And tons and tons of nuclear waste. 457 00:28:36,695 --> 00:28:39,027 Where should we store it? 458 00:28:39,097 --> 00:28:43,033 Already we have 55,000 metric tons of the crap... 459 00:28:43,101 --> 00:28:45,433 with no real idea of what the hell to do with it. 460 00:28:45,504 --> 00:28:47,734 Our best plan to date is to just bury it somewhere. 461 00:28:47,806 --> 00:28:50,070 Pump the radioactive stuff back into the earth... 462 00:28:50,142 --> 00:28:53,543 until one day the entire planet will be full of it! 463 00:28:54,880 --> 00:28:57,974 Like you. 464 00:28:58,050 --> 00:29:01,042 - All right, I shall rule- - I lied. We know where it'll go. 465 00:29:01,119 --> 00:29:04,816 As other communities like Belmont Falls hire lawyers to say "not in my backyard"... 466 00:29:04,890 --> 00:29:08,382 and the likes of the Sierra Club keep it out of the deserts and parks... 467 00:29:08,460 --> 00:29:11,395 we know exactly where the waste will eventually go- in the poor communities. 468 00:29:11,463 --> 00:29:15,593 Just like they get the power plants, landfills, and fast-food restaurants. 469 00:29:15,667 --> 00:29:17,726 That's one of the wonderful things about America. 470 00:29:17,803 --> 00:29:20,897 The poor always get what's coming to them. 471 00:29:36,521 --> 00:29:39,581 Katie, hello. Is Jerry around? 472 00:29:39,658 --> 00:29:43,958 He is, actually. He's under my desk licking my thigh at the moment. 473 00:29:44,029 --> 00:29:46,657 That was dishonest of me. I apologize. 474 00:29:46,731 --> 00:29:49,825 I suppose it's not good to be dishonest. Is it, Leigh? 475 00:29:49,901 --> 00:29:53,029 - I'm feeling hostility. - Are you now? 476 00:29:53,105 --> 00:29:56,973 Jerry says you categorically deny having told me to "watch my back. " 477 00:29:57,042 --> 00:30:02,605 Katie, I'm not gonna get into accusations over who said what. 478 00:30:02,681 --> 00:30:04,979 I was hoping you and I could be friends. 479 00:30:05,050 --> 00:30:09,510 Excellent. Um, how does one define friendship in Leigh Swift terms? 480 00:30:09,588 --> 00:30:13,524 Well, I would define it... 481 00:30:13,592 --> 00:30:17,494 by you keeping your slutty, well-traveled hands away from Jerry. 482 00:30:17,562 --> 00:30:20,190 I would define it by you not sticking... 483 00:30:20,265 --> 00:30:23,860 your big, sloppy, floppy breasts in his face. 484 00:30:23,935 --> 00:30:26,301 And if you keep looking at me like that, I'll punch your lights out! 485 00:30:26,371 --> 00:30:29,772 Oh, want to run and tell now? 486 00:30:35,747 --> 00:30:38,807 He dumped you? Just like that? 487 00:30:38,884 --> 00:30:40,818 Yes. 488 00:30:42,988 --> 00:30:45,548 I don't want you to be alone tonight. 489 00:30:45,624 --> 00:30:49,890 - Damn it, Denny. - Let me fill the void that I once gave so unselfishly to. 490 00:30:49,961 --> 00:30:52,862 You'll stay away from my void. 491 00:30:59,704 --> 00:31:01,763 Are you okay? 492 00:31:02,807 --> 00:31:06,265 No. I'm just shocked, I guess. 493 00:31:08,146 --> 00:31:10,410 Of all the childish- 494 00:31:10,482 --> 00:31:15,317 Shirley, we say childish when it's really... 495 00:31:15,387 --> 00:31:17,378 just, uh, weak. 496 00:31:17,455 --> 00:31:21,152 Sounds like Carl... 497 00:31:21,226 --> 00:31:25,219 just can't handle all that is Shirley Schmidt. 498 00:31:28,867 --> 00:31:32,098 Whatever you need, Shirley. A shoulder, a hug... 499 00:31:32,170 --> 00:31:34,104 an erection. 500 00:31:34,172 --> 00:31:36,640 Seriously. 501 00:31:36,708 --> 00:31:39,268 Whatever you need, I'm here. 502 00:31:40,545 --> 00:31:42,945 I know that, Denny. 503 00:31:43,014 --> 00:31:47,280 Which is the reason yours is the office I came into. 504 00:31:56,995 --> 00:32:01,056 - Where's Alan? - He's meeting us at the courthouse. 505 00:32:04,302 --> 00:32:06,998 Is there a cold draft in here, or- 506 00:32:08,807 --> 00:32:12,106 Hello. What are you doing tonight? 507 00:32:12,177 --> 00:32:15,408 - Whatever you have in mind. - Whatever? No strings attached? 508 00:32:15,480 --> 00:32:19,439 Strings? No. Vines? Absolutely. 509 00:32:33,999 --> 00:32:36,559 I would like to know why. 510 00:32:40,005 --> 00:32:42,667 You and I- 511 00:32:42,741 --> 00:32:46,074 You want somebody to complement your life, Shirley... 512 00:32:46,144 --> 00:32:48,840 as opposed to being part of it. 513 00:32:48,913 --> 00:32:51,643 The word "soul mate"... 514 00:32:51,716 --> 00:32:55,311 is as cliché as it is unrealistic. 515 00:32:55,387 --> 00:32:57,321 Or so I thought. 516 00:32:57,389 --> 00:32:59,823 And- 517 00:32:59,891 --> 00:33:02,621 And I went to The Old Bailey. 518 00:33:03,895 --> 00:33:05,829 And I saw you two. 519 00:33:05,897 --> 00:33:09,993 What you had with Jack Ross... 520 00:33:10,068 --> 00:33:12,366 you may very well still have. 521 00:33:12,437 --> 00:33:14,871 You and I will never know. 522 00:33:19,577 --> 00:33:22,876 Carl, what you and I have- 523 00:33:22,947 --> 00:33:24,642 You deserve more. 524 00:33:26,651 --> 00:33:29,085 And so do I. 525 00:33:39,964 --> 00:33:45,766 If it's okay with you, I'm going to assume I'm not really fired. 526 00:34:07,158 --> 00:34:10,958 Leigh, hello. My, certainly seeing a lot of you these days. 527 00:34:11,029 --> 00:34:15,728 You see? That was hostile. I think she covets you, Jerry. 528 00:34:15,800 --> 00:34:18,928 Actually, I'm in a relationship, Leigh. 529 00:34:19,003 --> 00:34:21,198 I met the most wonderful... 530 00:34:21,272 --> 00:34:24,867 understanding and funny iPhone. 531 00:34:24,943 --> 00:34:27,776 So sleek and sexy, isn't it? 532 00:34:27,846 --> 00:34:31,111 - I wouldn't know. - And look at the lines on it. 533 00:34:31,182 --> 00:34:33,309 You ever seen anything so sensuous? 534 00:34:34,386 --> 00:34:36,786 Hold it in your hand, Leigh. It's fab. 535 00:34:36,855 --> 00:34:40,416 She's trying to exploit my disability, Jerry. 536 00:34:40,492 --> 00:34:42,483 What kind of a person is this? 537 00:34:42,560 --> 00:34:46,121 And the things you can download. Check this out. 538 00:34:46,197 --> 00:34:50,156 How does one define friendship in Leigh Swift terms? 539 00:34:50,235 --> 00:34:52,396 Well, I would define it by you... 540 00:34:52,470 --> 00:34:54,563 keeping your slutty, well-traveled hands away from Jerry. 541 00:34:55,640 --> 00:34:58,268 I would define it as you not sticking your big... 542 00:34:58,343 --> 00:35:00,777 sloppy, floppy breasts in his face. 543 00:35:00,845 --> 00:35:05,077 And if you keep looking at me like that, I'll punch your lights out! 544 00:35:06,384 --> 00:35:09,148 She tricked me. 545 00:35:09,220 --> 00:35:12,747 She's a conniving bitch, Jerry. She tricked me! 546 00:35:12,824 --> 00:35:15,657 Leigh, I'm finding it very difficult to believe you. 547 00:35:21,266 --> 00:35:23,632 Jerry, I'm so sorry. 548 00:35:25,236 --> 00:35:29,172 Why? Why must there be so many bad people? 549 00:35:41,519 --> 00:35:44,044 Obviously nuclear power plants pose risks. 550 00:35:44,122 --> 00:35:49,321 People in Illinois are having big problems with them leaking radiated water into the ground. 551 00:35:49,394 --> 00:35:51,021 Wet dirt has also been found in New York. 552 00:35:51,095 --> 00:35:55,225 Why, somebody could get hold of the waste and build a dirty bomb. 553 00:35:55,300 --> 00:35:58,326 But no one can say for a certainty that we'd all be safe. 554 00:35:58,403 --> 00:36:02,635 But we can, as Mr. Bostick said, "know for a certainty"... 555 00:36:02,707 --> 00:36:05,608 that unless we do something drastic about global warming... 556 00:36:05,677 --> 00:36:10,580 it won't be a mushroom cloud that gets us in the end. 557 00:36:10,648 --> 00:36:12,673 But all of this is secondary... 558 00:36:12,750 --> 00:36:16,083 to the fact that my mother lives in Belmont Falls. 559 00:36:16,154 --> 00:36:18,748 The injunction is granted. 560 00:36:18,823 --> 00:36:21,849 And we're adjourned. 561 00:36:21,926 --> 00:36:24,759 Proving over and over again the law knows no logic. 562 00:36:24,829 --> 00:36:27,764 - Okay, now I'm horny. - Gee. 563 00:36:27,832 --> 00:36:31,495 - Unbelievable. Got milk? - Don't let me hold you two up. 564 00:36:33,738 --> 00:36:37,765 - Okay, that wasn't fair. - Yeah. 565 00:36:37,842 --> 00:36:41,437 Life sometimes isn't. Can I buy you a burger? 566 00:36:41,513 --> 00:36:46,280 Uh, it's my oldest son's birthday. So, uh, I'd suggest a rain check... 567 00:36:46,351 --> 00:36:48,683 but I'm not sure that's a good idea. 568 00:36:48,753 --> 00:36:51,381 Probably not. 569 00:36:51,456 --> 00:36:54,220 If only life came with a "do over," you know? 570 00:36:55,994 --> 00:36:58,792 - So good seeing you again. - You too. 571 00:37:00,098 --> 00:37:02,430 - Bye, Shirley. - Bye. 572 00:37:15,780 --> 00:37:18,476 I may have to appeal. 573 00:37:19,851 --> 00:37:23,412 ♪ Oh, my, my♪ 574 00:37:26,658 --> 00:37:30,116 ♪ So long♪ 575 00:37:30,194 --> 00:37:33,960 ♪ So long So long♪ 576 00:37:42,507 --> 00:37:45,806 I have to admit it. I'm a little nervous. Are you? 577 00:37:45,877 --> 00:37:48,971 Denny, I'm still a little... unsure about this. 578 00:37:49,047 --> 00:37:53,984 I'm not gonna commit to anything until your girl gets here. 579 00:37:54,052 --> 00:37:57,078 What are you talking about? My girl is here. 580 00:37:57,155 --> 00:38:01,182 No. I mean the one for me. The one you were with the other day. 581 00:38:01,259 --> 00:38:03,853 This is the one I was with the other day. 582 00:38:03,928 --> 00:38:07,125 - What? No. L-What? - What? 583 00:38:08,499 --> 00:38:10,865 Slutty me. 584 00:38:12,437 --> 00:38:14,871 - Wait a second. - I don't believe this. 585 00:38:16,908 --> 00:38:20,275 So, wh-what I had with you the other day- 586 00:38:20,345 --> 00:38:22,336 Denny's leftovers. 587 00:38:23,915 --> 00:38:27,180 - We can't swing with one. - Why, of course we can. 588 00:38:29,621 --> 00:38:32,556 I knew it was too good to be true. There's no way. 589 00:38:32,624 --> 00:38:36,321 We had the Red Sox and the Patriots and a little swap action all in the same year? 590 00:38:36,394 --> 00:38:40,490 Boys, not to worry. I'm indefatigable. 591 00:38:57,815 --> 00:39:02,218 I should've known better than to expect a good hamburger in peace. 592 00:39:06,024 --> 00:39:09,482 Denny told me. Sorry. 593 00:39:12,130 --> 00:39:14,030 You know, Shirley, maybe you and Jack Ross should- 594 00:39:14,098 --> 00:39:16,328 He's happily married. 595 00:39:16,401 --> 00:39:18,335 Oh. 596 00:39:19,737 --> 00:39:23,002 Nuclear power plants, global warming, wars. 597 00:39:23,074 --> 00:39:26,407 They all seem quite trivial in the end next to matters of the heart. 598 00:39:26,477 --> 00:39:29,674 Are you guessing, Alan? 599 00:39:29,747 --> 00:39:32,739 I've known love. I may not play it well... 600 00:39:32,817 --> 00:39:35,081 as a varsity sport... 601 00:39:35,153 --> 00:39:38,611 but... I know love. 602 00:39:40,091 --> 00:39:42,559 I thought you and Denny were swinging tonight. 603 00:39:42,627 --> 00:39:44,925 We were afraid her arms would get tired. 604 00:39:44,996 --> 00:39:48,454 That, and I- 605 00:39:48,533 --> 00:39:51,093 Chicken. 606 00:39:52,203 --> 00:39:56,071 I know that Denny said he was there for you. 607 00:39:57,942 --> 00:39:59,933 So am I. 608 00:40:01,179 --> 00:40:03,773 Thank you, Alan. I'm a big girl. 609 00:40:03,848 --> 00:40:07,807 Yes. I heard in a song somewhere they cry. 610 00:40:07,885 --> 00:40:09,876 Sometimes. 611 00:40:12,423 --> 00:40:15,324 Good night, Alan. 612 00:40:19,664 --> 00:40:21,598 ♪ And when I return again♪ 613 00:40:21,666 --> 00:40:25,033 ♪ Have a great long story to tell♪ 614 00:40:35,213 --> 00:40:37,943 At least you got a little cheek action. I walked away with nothing. 615 00:40:38,015 --> 00:40:42,452 Why? I left you with Andrea. Nothing happened? 616 00:40:42,520 --> 00:40:47,116 I was too, uh, crestfallen. 617 00:40:47,191 --> 00:40:52,527 You know, maybe we should do, uh, a three-way. 618 00:40:52,597 --> 00:40:55,088 It's the one thing you and I haven't shared together. 619 00:40:55,166 --> 00:40:59,262 Denny, I... really don't think I can be... 620 00:40:59,337 --> 00:41:01,635 next to you in a bed while you're naked and sweating. 621 00:41:01,706 --> 00:41:05,198 And that's as far as I can take the imagery. 622 00:41:06,778 --> 00:41:10,339 I don't like the idea of you sneaking over to see Shirley like that. 623 00:41:10,414 --> 00:41:14,680 She's vulnerable. I should be the one that takes advantage of that. Not you. 624 00:41:14,752 --> 00:41:17,414 I think she's more than vulnerable. 625 00:41:17,488 --> 00:41:20,616 She might be a little... brokenhearted. 626 00:41:20,691 --> 00:41:23,922 Not over Carl Sack... 627 00:41:23,995 --> 00:41:26,793 but what could have been with Jack Ross. 628 00:41:26,864 --> 00:41:31,733 Ever notice how she goes for guys with one-syllable names? Crane, Ross, Tiggs, Sack, Crane. 629 00:41:31,803 --> 00:41:34,533 - You said Crane twice. - That's 'cause she's not over me. 630 00:41:35,907 --> 00:41:38,307 And never will be. 631 00:41:40,311 --> 00:41:42,745 We need to look out for her a little now. 632 00:41:42,814 --> 00:41:46,079 There's many things in life that are paramount, but... 633 00:41:48,553 --> 00:41:51,044 being there for a friend in pain- 634 00:41:53,624 --> 00:41:56,092 I'm- I'm- I'm glad you went and checked with her. 635 00:41:56,160 --> 00:41:59,357 Lovers come and go. But friends... 636 00:42:01,265 --> 00:42:03,825 not everybody has somebody like us. 637 00:42:03,901 --> 00:42:06,392 No. 638 00:42:07,839 --> 00:42:10,171 - Still want to swing, though. - We'll swing. 639 00:42:10,241 --> 00:42:14,769 The thing about life, you always have to keep something on the "to do" list. 640 00:42:16,948 --> 00:42:19,610 We'll swing. 641 00:42:19,684 --> 00:42:22,653 - I don't like Shirley being on your "to do" list. - Will you get over it? 642 00:42:22,720 --> 00:42:25,154 - I'm just saying. - Never mind. 643 00:43:04,574 --> 00:43:06,565 You stinker!