1 00:00:00,209 --> 00:00:01,917 Previously on Nurse Jackie. 2 00:00:04,120 --> 00:00:04,921 You okay? 3 00:00:05,089 --> 00:00:07,335 I am executive of my mother's estate. 4 00:00:07,460 --> 00:00:10,222 And, as such, it would mean the world if I could... 5 00:00:10,969 --> 00:00:14,138 set up a college fund for the girls, If for no other reason than taxes. 6 00:00:14,306 --> 00:00:15,556 Ladies, this is Sam. 7 00:00:16,035 --> 00:00:17,335 He's our new RN. 8 00:00:17,726 --> 00:00:20,353 I dismissed him because he was wacked out on benzos. 9 00:00:20,521 --> 00:00:23,022 He successfully completed a rehabilitation program. 10 00:00:23,190 --> 00:00:25,566 I have a stack of recommendations on my desk. 11 00:00:25,734 --> 00:00:28,736 Can we get something straight? You and I are not buddies. 12 00:00:29,154 --> 00:00:30,154 You got it? 13 00:00:30,322 --> 00:00:32,267 - You missed one. - It doesn't matter. 14 00:00:32,392 --> 00:00:35,451 The Sun's going to explode and eat up all the other planets. 15 00:00:36,844 --> 00:00:39,163 - That's nice. - I could never afford. 16 00:00:39,586 --> 00:00:40,623 Still can't. 17 00:00:40,791 --> 00:00:41,991 How do I know? 18 00:00:42,116 --> 00:00:44,627 He wears a big bracelet that says "I am diabetic." 19 00:00:46,171 --> 00:00:47,922 I need to lodge a complaint. 20 00:00:48,582 --> 00:00:49,382 Super. 21 00:00:50,479 --> 00:00:52,635 - What do we got? - Really. Go. 22 00:01:03,165 --> 00:01:07,108 Don't Mess with the Nurse Team 23 00:01:51,159 --> 00:01:52,923 .:: La Fabrique ::. 24 00:01:53,444 --> 00:01:55,139 www.sous-titres.eu 25 00:03:07,822 --> 00:03:11,023 Goodness, that took a long time. The iron was not plugged in. 26 00:03:12,307 --> 00:03:14,652 Fiona says Grace has been getting up at night, 27 00:03:14,777 --> 00:03:16,195 and unplugging appliances. 28 00:03:17,256 --> 00:03:18,374 Is that true? 29 00:03:18,699 --> 00:03:21,700 Faulty wiring causes more house fires than cigarettes and arson combined. 30 00:03:22,281 --> 00:03:23,410 Where'd you hear that? 31 00:03:28,040 --> 00:03:29,542 This is the best smoke detector 32 00:03:29,710 --> 00:03:31,186 they make. It's also 33 00:03:31,461 --> 00:03:33,311 a carbon monoxide detector. 34 00:03:37,145 --> 00:03:39,233 I've been saving my allowance to buy it. 35 00:03:42,291 --> 00:03:44,391 Your allowance is for fun things 36 00:03:44,707 --> 00:03:46,851 like toys and stickers. Here, sit down. 37 00:03:47,019 --> 00:03:48,686 - Eat your breakfast. - Gracie, 38 00:03:49,010 --> 00:03:51,522 let mom and dad worry about smoke detectors, okay? 39 00:03:51,690 --> 00:03:53,135 Put your money away. 40 00:03:53,765 --> 00:03:55,693 I don't want the house to burn down. 41 00:04:23,355 --> 00:04:25,848 You know the number one ingredient in hot-dogs is cancer? 42 00:04:32,711 --> 00:04:34,732 I partied like a 20-year-old last night. 43 00:04:35,971 --> 00:04:38,243 Managed to score some grade A ecstasy. 44 00:04:39,310 --> 00:04:42,325 Dvornoff in psych told me it would only last six hours, 45 00:04:42,450 --> 00:04:43,900 and it's been nine! 46 00:04:45,614 --> 00:04:47,170 Still going strong. 47 00:04:50,886 --> 00:04:53,751 I think my mother's death ripped something open in me. 48 00:04:57,299 --> 00:04:59,590 You have wonderful daughters. Cherish them. 49 00:04:59,989 --> 00:05:01,670 I will. My goodness. 50 00:05:02,419 --> 00:05:04,470 Do they know I'm their god-mom yet? 51 00:05:06,068 --> 00:05:08,349 As it turns out, I haven't had that conversation... 52 00:05:08,517 --> 00:05:09,766 Just call them. 53 00:05:10,323 --> 00:05:11,323 Call them. 54 00:05:11,541 --> 00:05:13,972 And then let's all go to the St. Regis for lunch. 55 00:05:14,224 --> 00:05:15,424 Just us girls. 56 00:05:15,832 --> 00:05:17,358 The girls are in school. 57 00:05:17,526 --> 00:05:20,402 We'll yank 'em out. Love is more important than reading! 58 00:05:21,422 --> 00:05:22,863 Maybe I'll just catch a taxi, 59 00:05:23,031 --> 00:05:25,074 - and then go. No one will notice. - Now? 60 00:05:25,242 --> 00:05:26,951 You're staying here. Don't go anywhere. 61 00:05:27,119 --> 00:05:28,869 - Stay here with me. - Taxi! 62 00:05:29,131 --> 00:05:31,148 You're here. Stay here. 63 00:05:43,347 --> 00:05:44,347 Hey, guys. 64 00:05:51,677 --> 00:05:54,619 - Was that a walk of shame? - I don't want to know. 65 00:05:55,095 --> 00:05:57,595 Do we think Zoey got her pipes cleaned? 66 00:05:59,263 --> 00:06:02,163 That's like seeing Santa naked. It's not right. 67 00:06:04,893 --> 00:06:06,043 That's paper. 68 00:06:11,454 --> 00:06:12,954 Hi. You the parents? 69 00:06:13,246 --> 00:06:15,045 - What can I do? - Our son, Harry. 70 00:06:15,170 --> 00:06:16,709 He has a breathing problems. 71 00:06:17,107 --> 00:06:18,168 Our pediatrician 72 00:06:18,336 --> 00:06:20,004 says it can be cystic fibrosis. 73 00:06:20,389 --> 00:06:22,464 We scheduled a sweat test to be sure, 74 00:06:22,632 --> 00:06:24,232 but it isn't for one month. 75 00:06:24,357 --> 00:06:26,176 He woke up choking. Could you help him? 76 00:06:26,684 --> 00:06:27,684 Sure. 77 00:06:28,718 --> 00:06:29,888 My name is Jackie. 78 00:06:30,056 --> 00:06:31,563 Can I listen to your chest? 79 00:06:35,684 --> 00:06:38,230 It's restricted, but he's definitely getting some air. 80 00:06:39,247 --> 00:06:41,097 Do you like coloring books? 81 00:06:42,277 --> 00:06:45,279 I'll get you some coloring books and a doctor will come. 82 00:06:45,447 --> 00:06:46,780 I don't like doctors. 83 00:06:47,167 --> 00:06:48,217 Me neither. 84 00:06:48,342 --> 00:06:51,869 Lennox Hill has newer equipment, but we can certainly bundle him up 85 00:06:52,037 --> 00:06:54,249 and give him a sweat test here. If you like. 86 00:06:55,965 --> 00:06:57,321 That would be great. 87 00:06:57,667 --> 00:07:00,616 You just sit tight. Dr. Cooper will be right in. 88 00:07:11,965 --> 00:07:13,682 My God! I'm so sorry! 89 00:07:15,592 --> 00:07:16,685 Ma petite fleur! 90 00:07:18,104 --> 00:07:19,104 Back to work. 91 00:07:19,272 --> 00:07:21,690 - But she's... - Come here. You, come with me. 92 00:07:26,981 --> 00:07:28,281 Dear Dr. O'Hara, 93 00:07:29,052 --> 00:07:32,556 I'd like to take this opportunity to thank you for the lovely scarf. 94 00:07:34,099 --> 00:07:35,099 Stationery 95 00:07:35,332 --> 00:07:36,382 and stamps. 96 00:07:37,398 --> 00:07:38,398 Stamps! 97 00:07:38,708 --> 00:07:40,708 There are little hearts there. 98 00:07:43,540 --> 00:07:45,047 - Hello. - Can I help? 99 00:07:46,549 --> 00:07:47,716 No, we are good. 100 00:07:49,729 --> 00:07:50,761 Your accent... 101 00:07:50,929 --> 00:07:52,679 London with a touch of Sussex, right? 102 00:07:52,899 --> 00:07:55,140 - Indeed. - I spent my junior year in England. 103 00:07:55,308 --> 00:07:56,558 I'm an anglophile. 104 00:07:56,726 --> 00:07:58,557 How convenient. I'm an anglo. 105 00:07:59,249 --> 00:08:01,313 - So what's going on? - Nothing. 106 00:08:01,481 --> 00:08:03,410 We're good. You can leave, please. 107 00:08:03,535 --> 00:08:06,014 Went clubbing. Tad dehydrated. 108 00:08:06,317 --> 00:08:08,320 Feel like humping the world. 109 00:08:08,488 --> 00:08:09,696 Did you do a little X? 110 00:08:11,783 --> 00:08:14,761 Chasing your GNTs with a little Thai stick. Impressive. 111 00:08:15,412 --> 00:08:16,787 Does she have a problem? 112 00:08:16,955 --> 00:08:18,247 Her mother just died. 113 00:08:18,930 --> 00:08:20,434 She went out clubbing... 114 00:08:20,559 --> 00:08:22,417 You know what? Get out of here. 115 00:08:22,665 --> 00:08:23,665 Go! 116 00:08:32,151 --> 00:08:33,998 Bored. Need magazines. 117 00:08:37,384 --> 00:08:38,810 Give me your magazines. 118 00:08:38,935 --> 00:08:40,185 What magazines? 119 00:08:40,464 --> 00:08:42,670 Give them to me including In touch. 120 00:08:49,935 --> 00:08:51,781 How can you read this crap? 121 00:08:52,206 --> 00:08:54,206 Please don't amplify my shame. 122 00:09:00,183 --> 00:09:02,173 I know you like In touch. 123 00:09:08,006 --> 00:09:09,305 Goldie and Kate. 124 00:09:10,351 --> 00:09:11,801 Mother and daughter. 125 00:09:12,042 --> 00:09:12,843 Together. 126 00:09:13,427 --> 00:09:14,428 Just... 127 00:09:14,596 --> 00:09:15,995 loving each other. 128 00:09:16,960 --> 00:09:19,015 I should've called my mother more often. 129 00:09:19,140 --> 00:09:23,104 Did you know when I was at university, we called us every day? 130 00:09:23,358 --> 00:09:24,508 No, I didn't. 131 00:09:25,002 --> 00:09:26,481 I'd forgotten how affectionate 132 00:09:26,649 --> 00:09:28,817 she was on the phone. Speaking of, 133 00:09:28,985 --> 00:09:31,236 I can't figure out how to delete her from my contacts. 134 00:09:31,829 --> 00:09:34,156 Clearly, you need to give yourself some time to grieve. 135 00:09:34,324 --> 00:09:35,699 In the meantime. CT scan. 136 00:09:36,964 --> 00:09:39,416 CT scan. This one needs a full workup. 137 00:09:39,541 --> 00:09:42,048 This one needs a shitload of Haldol and a psych eval. 138 00:09:42,173 --> 00:09:44,507 Sign off on these. Then you can read your crap. 139 00:09:57,513 --> 00:09:58,514 Need a hand? 140 00:10:00,003 --> 00:10:01,027 How you doing? 141 00:10:01,309 --> 00:10:02,684 - Great. And you? - Good. 142 00:10:02,852 --> 00:10:04,852 I think I can handle this one. 143 00:10:06,356 --> 00:10:07,405 Strong man. 144 00:10:08,575 --> 00:10:10,859 - There you go. - How's everything? How's the family? 145 00:10:11,027 --> 00:10:13,234 How's your wife? Jackie, right? 146 00:10:13,359 --> 00:10:15,709 Good memory. She's good. We're good. 147 00:10:15,834 --> 00:10:18,851 - Things are great. Better than ever. - That's nice. 148 00:10:19,190 --> 00:10:21,440 Did she like that ring you got her? 149 00:10:22,212 --> 00:10:23,372 Did I show you that? 150 00:10:24,143 --> 00:10:25,332 You do pay attention. 151 00:10:25,890 --> 00:10:27,040 She loved it. 152 00:10:27,491 --> 00:10:28,641 That's great. 153 00:10:29,806 --> 00:10:32,130 So how about you? Haven't seen you for a while. 154 00:10:35,272 --> 00:10:36,843 I tried to kill myself. 155 00:10:37,248 --> 00:10:38,470 I OD'd on some drugs 156 00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:41,431 trying to get a girl's attention. You believe that? 157 00:10:42,080 --> 00:10:43,180 Didn't work. 158 00:10:47,168 --> 00:10:49,565 I'm fucking with you. I didn't try to kill myself. 159 00:10:50,987 --> 00:10:51,987 Jesus. 160 00:10:53,284 --> 00:10:54,611 You are a sick fuck. 161 00:10:54,779 --> 00:10:57,420 I know, I know. I got a sick sense of humor. 162 00:10:59,225 --> 00:11:01,076 - How about a beer? - You got a Bud? 163 00:11:08,126 --> 00:11:09,125 To love. 164 00:11:09,799 --> 00:11:11,086 To women. To Jackie. 165 00:11:11,379 --> 00:11:12,879 - Cheers. - Cheers. 166 00:11:14,635 --> 00:11:16,258 How you feeling, little buddy? 167 00:11:17,058 --> 00:11:19,303 - Hot. - I guess that was a silly question. 168 00:11:20,544 --> 00:11:22,392 Anyway, it seems strange, I know, 169 00:11:22,517 --> 00:11:26,476 but it is the standard test to confirm the diagnosis of cystic fibrosis. 170 00:11:27,231 --> 00:11:28,478 We force Harry to sweat 171 00:11:28,646 --> 00:11:30,731 and we measure the amount of chloride. 172 00:11:31,014 --> 00:11:33,025 We know. Jackie explained everything to us. 173 00:11:35,216 --> 00:11:36,216 Good. 174 00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:38,155 How long does he have to wear this? 175 00:11:38,323 --> 00:11:39,496 Not much longer. 176 00:11:39,621 --> 00:11:42,413 Then I'll do everything I can to get you the test results quickly. 177 00:11:42,538 --> 00:11:45,245 And I'll do everything I can to make sure he does. 178 00:11:47,576 --> 00:11:50,126 - But I'm on it, so... - And I'm on him. 179 00:11:51,262 --> 00:11:53,003 - I got it. - I'll just check 180 00:11:53,563 --> 00:11:54,913 And double check. 181 00:11:56,393 --> 00:11:57,893 A little bit OCD, 182 00:11:58,310 --> 00:12:00,427 but not a bad thing if you're a nurse. 183 00:12:01,895 --> 00:12:03,013 He's in good hands. 184 00:12:05,661 --> 00:12:07,790 - What are you doing? - Tweeting. 185 00:12:07,915 --> 00:12:11,058 People follow my life online. I'm sharing my thoughts with the world. 186 00:12:11,183 --> 00:12:13,263 Are you blogging about that little boy? 187 00:12:13,388 --> 00:12:15,002 It's not a blog, it's Twitter. 188 00:12:15,127 --> 00:12:17,110 You can't do that. It's private. 189 00:12:17,278 --> 00:12:19,622 Everyone remains anonymous except for me. 190 00:12:20,947 --> 00:12:24,547 If I said "cys fib," would you know that's "cystic fibrosis"? 191 00:12:24,954 --> 00:12:27,496 If I said "eff you," would you know that's "eat shit"? 192 00:12:32,601 --> 00:12:34,058 Bee-yotch. 193 00:12:38,115 --> 00:12:39,501 That's a nice scarf. 194 00:12:41,333 --> 00:12:42,683 It's from Hermes, 195 00:12:43,237 --> 00:12:45,397 which I think is a pretty good store. 196 00:12:45,612 --> 00:12:47,362 Dr. O'Hara gave it to me. 197 00:12:47,809 --> 00:12:48,808 Cool. 198 00:12:50,402 --> 00:12:52,020 Does she have a problem? 199 00:12:52,735 --> 00:12:54,067 I mean, with drugs. 200 00:12:56,458 --> 00:12:57,484 Does Jackie? 201 00:12:59,195 --> 00:13:00,741 - You sure? - Positive. 202 00:13:01,531 --> 00:13:03,824 And since you're asking, neither do I. 203 00:13:04,315 --> 00:13:06,497 When I go to great adventure, I do take Dramamine 204 00:13:06,622 --> 00:13:08,919 'cause once on rolling thunder I yacked. 205 00:13:09,434 --> 00:13:11,027 It was a huge bummer. 206 00:13:11,625 --> 00:13:13,181 I see your sins, 207 00:13:13,786 --> 00:13:15,734 for I am God! 208 00:13:16,504 --> 00:13:19,965 - That's God. - It's 12:53 pm. 209 00:13:20,594 --> 00:13:21,695 Vermin! 210 00:13:22,665 --> 00:13:25,700 I used to be totally scared of him, But now, not so much. 211 00:13:26,663 --> 00:13:28,587 And he's crazy. 212 00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:32,060 Hey, you, Sir! 213 00:13:32,628 --> 00:13:34,431 With the misshapen head. 214 00:13:34,731 --> 00:13:36,797 How do you wake up in the morning? 215 00:13:37,295 --> 00:13:38,351 I love this guy. 216 00:13:38,476 --> 00:13:39,317 And you! 217 00:13:40,990 --> 00:13:42,155 Pizza-face! 218 00:13:43,171 --> 00:13:44,281 You shall... 219 00:13:44,449 --> 00:13:45,950 never marry! 220 00:13:46,367 --> 00:13:48,167 You won't even be engaged! 221 00:13:48,595 --> 00:13:49,727 I am God! 222 00:13:49,979 --> 00:13:51,189 Bow, bow, 223 00:13:51,748 --> 00:13:53,575 bow to me, you sinners and... 224 00:13:56,467 --> 00:13:57,799 God's down! 225 00:13:58,296 --> 00:14:00,797 A lake of fire will swallow you up! 226 00:14:02,490 --> 00:14:03,592 Pimps and whores! 227 00:14:04,062 --> 00:14:06,761 - On my count... One, two, three. - Get the fuck off me! 228 00:14:07,439 --> 00:14:09,389 I'll smite every one of you assholes! 229 00:14:09,557 --> 00:14:11,442 Psychosis. Can I have some vitamin H? 230 00:14:11,567 --> 00:14:13,685 - Haldol... Shaken not stirred. - Getting the IV. 231 00:14:22,736 --> 00:14:23,737 This is God. 232 00:14:23,905 --> 00:14:25,489 He's probably about 50. 233 00:14:25,657 --> 00:14:28,408 He lives across the street. Schizophrenic, currently off meds. 234 00:14:28,576 --> 00:14:29,491 I know him. 235 00:14:29,786 --> 00:14:32,314 - Got hit in the head with a bottle. - He said I was super handsome 236 00:14:32,439 --> 00:14:34,704 - like Clark Gable. - I retract! 237 00:14:36,159 --> 00:14:37,417 Let's stitch him up. 238 00:14:46,092 --> 00:14:47,511 You are an angel. 239 00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:53,808 Stop fucking twittering and focus. 240 00:14:57,650 --> 00:15:00,398 - "Bitchy nurse being bitchy again." - Don't do that. 241 00:15:00,566 --> 00:15:02,567 Don't you dare twitter about me. 242 00:15:08,616 --> 00:15:11,148 Thanks for telling me I'm an angel. 243 00:15:12,915 --> 00:15:14,152 When I was younger, 244 00:15:14,277 --> 00:15:17,628 I actually thought I was an angel because I had a round face. 245 00:15:18,690 --> 00:15:20,460 And I thought about becoming a nun... 246 00:15:22,324 --> 00:15:23,774 "Sound of music." 247 00:15:25,438 --> 00:15:27,088 But I really like boys, 248 00:15:27,296 --> 00:15:28,396 so I didn't. 249 00:15:29,095 --> 00:15:31,144 Not all boys. There's one boy. 250 00:15:31,520 --> 00:15:32,520 More man. 251 00:15:33,319 --> 00:15:34,432 Man-boy. 252 00:15:35,290 --> 00:15:36,351 He's totally... 253 00:15:37,489 --> 00:15:39,054 Picka picka picka picka. 254 00:15:39,870 --> 00:15:43,608 It feels really inappropriate Talking about this with you, God, 255 00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:44,776 sir. 256 00:15:45,511 --> 00:15:48,156 You know, when I hit my head, I seen something. 257 00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:50,532 Like what? Like a bottle whizzing towards you? 258 00:15:50,700 --> 00:15:51,895 I seen this tunnel 259 00:15:52,020 --> 00:15:54,788 with this incredibly bright light at the end of it, 260 00:15:55,823 --> 00:15:57,289 It didn't hurt to look at. 261 00:15:58,515 --> 00:15:59,833 At the end of the tunnel, 262 00:16:00,286 --> 00:16:02,419 I met the most loving presence. 263 00:16:03,429 --> 00:16:05,116 And I just knew it was God. 264 00:16:05,745 --> 00:16:06,745 I saw God. 265 00:16:07,495 --> 00:16:09,187 But I thought you were God. 266 00:16:09,380 --> 00:16:11,511 I mean, I thought you thought you were God. 267 00:16:11,679 --> 00:16:13,847 - I am God. - So you saw yourself? 268 00:16:15,396 --> 00:16:17,017 So you saw God 269 00:16:18,274 --> 00:16:19,561 and it wasn't you. 271 00:16:27,770 --> 00:16:29,270 that you're not God. 272 00:16:30,662 --> 00:16:31,662 Oh my God. 273 00:16:35,335 --> 00:16:36,982 I'm not God! 274 00:16:39,081 --> 00:16:40,081 Calm down. 276 00:17:03,230 --> 00:17:04,430 I found these. 277 00:17:06,105 --> 00:17:08,318 - Where? - Right over here on the floor. 278 00:17:08,798 --> 00:17:10,403 Good catch. I'll take 'em. 279 00:17:10,571 --> 00:17:13,281 - Are they yours? - Are they mine? No. 280 00:17:14,271 --> 00:17:17,077 What is hospital policy regarding lost or found drugs? 281 00:17:17,245 --> 00:17:18,995 Don't worry. I'll take care of it. 282 00:17:19,163 --> 00:17:20,413 Why so desperate? 283 00:17:20,581 --> 00:17:21,581 Excuse me? 284 00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:24,292 You seem really anxious for me to hand them over. 285 00:17:25,266 --> 00:17:27,105 Do you want to get your ass kicked? 286 00:17:27,230 --> 00:17:29,214 Give them to me. Now. 287 00:17:33,136 --> 00:17:34,285 Come with me. 288 00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:38,269 Any unidentifiable drugs or substances go into the slot. 289 00:17:38,394 --> 00:17:39,984 That is hospital procedure. 290 00:17:40,109 --> 00:17:41,109 Got it? 291 00:17:55,501 --> 00:17:56,751 Pain in my ass. 292 00:18:25,701 --> 00:18:26,701 Hey, babe. 293 00:18:26,981 --> 00:18:28,835 Luis is a firefighter, right? 294 00:18:29,372 --> 00:18:30,483 Is he there? 295 00:18:30,900 --> 00:18:32,652 - He's here. - Can you do me a favor? 296 00:18:32,820 --> 00:18:34,612 Can you ask him to go over to the house 297 00:18:34,737 --> 00:18:37,490 and explain to Grace that the house won't burn down? 298 00:18:37,658 --> 00:18:40,285 - Maybe that'll ease her mind? - That's a great idea. 299 00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:41,995 - Love you. - Love you too. 300 00:18:47,097 --> 00:18:48,097 The wife? 301 00:18:52,609 --> 00:18:54,382 I fuckin' love beer nuts. 302 00:19:01,490 --> 00:19:02,348 Come in. 303 00:19:05,477 --> 00:19:06,478 A few things. 304 00:19:09,065 --> 00:19:12,024 First of all, Coop will not stop twittering. 305 00:19:12,149 --> 00:19:14,235 It interfers with work and it's pissing me off. 306 00:19:14,854 --> 00:19:16,071 That's interesting. 307 00:19:16,343 --> 00:19:19,491 Dr. Cooper lodged a formal complaint against you. 308 00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:21,326 Against me? Really? For what? 309 00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:23,996 Insubordination and general bitchiness. 310 00:19:24,413 --> 00:19:25,975 Insubord... Fuckin' A. 311 00:19:26,820 --> 00:19:28,875 Twitter tweetering fuckin' dickhead. 312 00:19:29,043 --> 00:19:30,178 Anything else? 313 00:19:30,878 --> 00:19:33,915 This Sam guy, like every newly-sober person, 314 00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:36,466 he's convinced that everyone is an addict. 315 00:19:36,634 --> 00:19:38,593 It's like the born-again guy last year. 316 00:19:38,761 --> 00:19:39,974 I'm just sayin'. 317 00:19:40,805 --> 00:19:43,723 Also, one of my nurses needs a pediatric psych referral. 318 00:19:44,141 --> 00:19:45,141 Which one? 319 00:19:45,793 --> 00:19:47,239 She'd rather not say. 320 00:19:47,979 --> 00:19:51,643 Be helpful if I knew how old the child was before making a referral. 321 00:19:51,768 --> 00:19:53,362 She's a very private person. 322 00:19:53,487 --> 00:19:55,979 And she'd rather not have everyone know her personal life. 323 00:19:56,104 --> 00:19:59,644 I would say the kid's between, I don't know, 7 and 12. 324 00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:01,491 - Gender? - She wants shrinks 325 00:20:01,659 --> 00:20:04,410 that take our insurance and she wants it anonymously. 326 00:20:04,578 --> 00:20:06,245 You know what? Forget about it. 327 00:20:10,139 --> 00:20:11,084 Here is... 328 00:20:12,617 --> 00:20:14,796 the best child psychiatrist I know 329 00:20:15,607 --> 00:20:17,418 and she takes our health plan. 330 00:20:19,276 --> 00:20:20,290 Thank you. 331 00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:23,346 She was tremendously helpful with my boy. 332 00:20:24,744 --> 00:20:25,755 Thanks. 333 00:20:31,937 --> 00:20:35,476 I've the family of a little boy waiting for the results of a sweat test. 334 00:20:35,601 --> 00:20:37,121 I'd love to send them home. 335 00:20:37,246 --> 00:20:39,153 I can only give the results to the doctor. 336 00:20:39,647 --> 00:20:40,478 I know. 337 00:20:40,603 --> 00:20:43,112 Dr. Cooper wants the results, but he's in with a trauma. 338 00:20:43,237 --> 00:20:45,618 And if the test is positive, I need to set up an IV. 339 00:20:45,786 --> 00:20:48,079 I'd really like to help you out here, but I can't. 340 00:20:52,611 --> 00:20:54,447 Everything's preliminary at this point. 341 00:20:54,572 --> 00:20:56,732 So it's just better not to give out. Sorry. 342 00:20:58,486 --> 00:20:59,299 How old? 343 00:21:01,229 --> 00:21:03,094 - Three months. - Smiling yet? 344 00:21:05,723 --> 00:21:07,640 It's really awful when they get sick. 345 00:21:09,784 --> 00:21:10,643 The name? 346 00:21:10,811 --> 00:21:12,443 Miller, first name Harry. 347 00:21:17,124 --> 00:21:19,753 The whole run's not complete, but the prelims look good. 348 00:21:19,878 --> 00:21:20,892 Thank you. 349 00:21:26,471 --> 00:21:28,661 I went to the lab And talked to the tech. 350 00:21:28,829 --> 00:21:31,236 Remember that the doctor has not seen the results yet. 351 00:21:31,361 --> 00:21:33,791 But so far they are looking very good. 352 00:21:35,298 --> 00:21:36,461 Thank God. 353 00:21:36,667 --> 00:21:38,754 - Go home and get some rest. - Thanks. 354 00:21:39,887 --> 00:21:41,924 You've been so wonderful. 355 00:21:43,344 --> 00:21:44,718 We can take him home? 356 00:21:44,887 --> 00:21:46,637 - I would. - Just... 357 00:21:47,337 --> 00:21:48,222 Thank you. 358 00:21:49,882 --> 00:21:50,724 See ya. 359 00:21:51,826 --> 00:21:53,144 - Say bye. - Bye. 360 00:21:56,593 --> 00:21:58,039 I'm telling you, man, 361 00:21:58,505 --> 00:21:59,535 it's great. 362 00:22:00,217 --> 00:22:02,186 You can see the lights of Citi Field. 363 00:22:02,380 --> 00:22:04,414 It's way brighter than Shea used to be. 364 00:22:04,949 --> 00:22:06,412 You been yet, to Citi? 365 00:22:07,743 --> 00:22:08,609 Not yet. 366 00:22:08,734 --> 00:22:11,555 You want to go sometime? My brother gets me tickets. 367 00:22:12,882 --> 00:22:14,676 - I would love that. - Cool. 368 00:22:16,974 --> 00:22:19,018 - Islanders too. - No shit. 369 00:22:22,408 --> 00:22:23,688 Would I shit you? 370 00:22:35,944 --> 00:22:36,944 Thor? 371 00:22:51,395 --> 00:22:54,288 - It's not what you think. - Donuts. Really? 372 00:22:54,933 --> 00:22:57,166 You already lost one eye, am I right? 373 00:22:57,334 --> 00:22:58,959 - How'd you know? - Today... 374 00:22:59,250 --> 00:23:00,986 in trauma, with God, 375 00:23:02,046 --> 00:23:03,547 I had my hand next to your face 376 00:23:03,716 --> 00:23:05,508 for about 20 minutes before you saw it. 377 00:23:05,830 --> 00:23:07,343 Also, I just kind of... 378 00:23:07,962 --> 00:23:09,557 used my spidey sense. 379 00:23:13,018 --> 00:23:14,838 You are the only one who knows. 380 00:23:16,119 --> 00:23:18,187 I haven't even told my new boyfriend yet. 381 00:23:18,778 --> 00:23:20,022 Thanks for covering. 382 00:23:23,259 --> 00:23:25,351 It's a shell. It's porcelain. 383 00:23:25,899 --> 00:23:28,822 They paint it to match my other eye. 384 00:23:29,240 --> 00:23:31,075 It's great. You would never know. 385 00:23:31,243 --> 00:23:32,409 You wanna see? 386 00:23:33,387 --> 00:23:34,203 Sure. 387 00:23:43,959 --> 00:23:45,255 Look at you. 388 00:24:03,517 --> 00:24:04,984 What do you think of Sam? 389 00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:10,535 Well, I think he's really smart 390 00:24:10,660 --> 00:24:12,722 and incredibly cute. 391 00:24:13,536 --> 00:24:16,245 And I think he's probably an excellent nurse. 392 00:24:18,246 --> 00:24:20,457 - I don't like him. - Yeah, he's dead to me. 393 00:24:27,024 --> 00:24:28,570 Go on, yell at someone. 394 00:24:29,870 --> 00:24:31,100 I don't want to. 395 00:24:32,102 --> 00:24:32,970 Come on. 396 00:24:33,823 --> 00:24:35,253 You're so good at it. 397 00:24:38,585 --> 00:24:40,131 Look at the bald dude. 398 00:24:41,178 --> 00:24:43,591 Say, "hey, baldy, you're all bald. 399 00:24:44,073 --> 00:24:45,482 "Grow some hair, idiot." 400 00:24:46,350 --> 00:24:47,604 What's the point? 401 00:24:48,036 --> 00:24:49,099 I'm not God. 402 00:24:49,443 --> 00:24:50,540 Sure you are. 403 00:24:52,889 --> 00:24:53,903 I'm not. 404 00:24:55,165 --> 00:24:57,549 I've seen God and he wasn't me. 405 00:24:57,674 --> 00:25:00,728 - That doesn't mean anything. - It means everything. 406 00:25:00,853 --> 00:25:02,330 It means I'm not god. 407 00:25:02,662 --> 00:25:04,574 It means my life is a sham. 408 00:25:06,365 --> 00:25:07,718 Well, Jesus wasn't god. 409 00:25:08,874 --> 00:25:09,636 So? 410 00:25:09,761 --> 00:25:12,076 But he's still, like, really important 411 00:25:12,624 --> 00:25:15,620 in the religious hierarchal stratification. 412 00:25:16,767 --> 00:25:18,528 So maybe you're like Jesus. 413 00:25:22,219 --> 00:25:24,296 Jesus was the son of God. 414 00:25:25,210 --> 00:25:27,969 So maybe you're like the nephew of God 415 00:25:28,783 --> 00:25:30,578 or the brother-in-law of God. 416 00:25:33,375 --> 00:25:35,054 I like where this is going. 417 00:25:35,992 --> 00:25:36,993 Hey you, 418 00:25:37,375 --> 00:25:39,958 strumpet with the thinning hair! 419 00:25:40,407 --> 00:25:43,441 I can see your soul! 420 00:25:43,823 --> 00:25:45,868 You whore! 421 00:25:48,985 --> 00:25:51,511 Lather, rinse, repeat! 422 00:25:51,827 --> 00:25:54,337 That's how they'll get you! 423 00:25:56,964 --> 00:25:58,642 Where's the sweat test kid? 424 00:25:59,224 --> 00:26:00,478 I sent them home. 425 00:26:00,744 --> 00:26:03,503 Why don't you run to Akalitis and lodge a formal complaint? 426 00:26:04,068 --> 00:26:05,270 What do you mean? 427 00:26:05,439 --> 00:26:06,791 What don't you understand? 428 00:26:06,916 --> 00:26:09,900 They were sitting here for over 6 hours while you were dicking around. 429 00:26:10,069 --> 00:26:12,194 So I went to the lab, I got the results, 430 00:26:12,363 --> 00:26:15,280 They were negative if you're interested, and I sent them home. 431 00:26:15,930 --> 00:26:16,994 Negative. 432 00:26:18,785 --> 00:26:20,828 What the fuck is wrong with you? 433 00:26:21,463 --> 00:26:23,948 - Excuse me? - Those test results were preliminary. 434 00:26:24,073 --> 00:26:26,917 I was waiting for the final results which, by the way, were positive. 435 00:26:27,360 --> 00:26:30,372 - Kid's got Cystic Fibrosis. - Oh, fucking God, no. 436 00:26:31,006 --> 00:26:32,537 They are home celebrating. 437 00:26:32,662 --> 00:26:35,926 And now it's my job to call them and tell 'em that their kid's gonna die. 438 00:26:38,749 --> 00:26:40,710 What's the matter? No snappy comeback? 439 00:26:43,435 --> 00:26:44,492 Let me call them? 440 00:26:45,159 --> 00:26:46,804 Have a nice goddamn night.