1 00:00:00,084 --> 00:00:01,792 Previously on Nurse Jackie. 2 00:00:03,995 --> 00:00:04,795 You okay? 3 00:00:04,964 --> 00:00:07,210 I am executive of my mother's estate. 4 00:00:07,335 --> 00:00:10,097 And, as such, it would mean the world if I could... 5 00:00:10,844 --> 00:00:14,013 set up a college fund for the girls, If for no other reason than taxes. 6 00:00:14,181 --> 00:00:15,431 Ladies, this is Sam. 7 00:00:15,910 --> 00:00:17,210 He's our new RN. 8 00:00:17,601 --> 00:00:20,227 I dismissed him because he was wacked out on benzos. 9 00:00:20,396 --> 00:00:22,897 He successfully completed a rehabilitation program. 10 00:00:23,065 --> 00:00:25,441 I have a stack of recommendations on my desk. 11 00:00:25,609 --> 00:00:28,611 Can we get something straight? You and I are not buddies. 12 00:00:29,029 --> 00:00:30,029 You got it? 13 00:00:30,197 --> 00:00:32,142 - You missed one. - It doesn't matter. 14 00:00:32,267 --> 00:00:35,326 The Sun's going to explode and eat up all the other planets. 15 00:00:36,719 --> 00:00:39,038 - That's nice. - I could never afford. 16 00:00:39,461 --> 00:00:40,498 Still can't. 17 00:00:40,666 --> 00:00:41,866 How do I know? 18 00:00:41,991 --> 00:00:44,502 He wears a big bracelet that says "I am diabetic." 19 00:00:46,046 --> 00:00:47,797 I need to lodge a complaint. 20 00:00:48,457 --> 00:00:49,256 Super. 21 00:00:50,354 --> 00:00:52,510 - What do we got? - Really. Go. 22 00:01:03,040 --> 00:01:06,982 Don't Mess with the Nurse Team 23 00:01:51,034 --> 00:01:52,798 .:: La Fabrique ::. 24 00:01:53,319 --> 00:01:55,014 www.sous-titres.eu 25 00:03:07,572 --> 00:03:10,773 Goodness, that took a long time. The iron was not plugged in. 26 00:03:12,057 --> 00:03:14,402 Fiona says Grace has been getting up at night, 27 00:03:14,527 --> 00:03:15,945 and unplugging appliances. 28 00:03:17,006 --> 00:03:18,124 Is that true? 29 00:03:18,448 --> 00:03:21,450 Faulty wiring causes more house fires than cigarettes and arson combined. 30 00:03:22,031 --> 00:03:23,160 Where'd you hear that? 31 00:03:27,790 --> 00:03:29,291 This is the best smoke detector 32 00:03:29,459 --> 00:03:30,936 they make. It's also 33 00:03:31,211 --> 00:03:33,061 a carbon monoxide detector. 34 00:03:36,895 --> 00:03:38,983 I've been saving my allowance to buy it. 35 00:03:42,041 --> 00:03:44,141 Your allowance is for fun things 36 00:03:44,457 --> 00:03:46,600 like toys and stickers. Here, sit down. 37 00:03:46,768 --> 00:03:48,435 - Eat your breakfast. - Gracie, 38 00:03:48,760 --> 00:03:51,272 let mom and dad worry about smoke detectors, okay? 39 00:03:51,440 --> 00:03:52,885 Put your money away. 40 00:03:53,515 --> 00:03:55,442 I don't want the house to burn down. 41 00:04:22,864 --> 00:04:25,514 You know the number one ingredient in hot-dogs is cancer? 42 00:04:32,336 --> 00:04:34,356 I partied like a 20-year-old last night. 43 00:04:35,596 --> 00:04:37,868 Managed to score some grade A ecstasy. 44 00:04:38,935 --> 00:04:41,950 Dvornoff in psych told me it would only last six hours, 45 00:04:42,075 --> 00:04:43,525 and it's been nine! 46 00:04:45,239 --> 00:04:46,795 Still going strong. 47 00:04:50,511 --> 00:04:53,375 I think my mother's death ripped something open in me. 48 00:04:56,924 --> 00:04:59,214 You have wonderful daughters. Cherish them. 49 00:04:59,614 --> 00:05:01,295 I will. My goodness. 50 00:05:02,044 --> 00:05:04,094 Do they know I'm their god-mom yet? 51 00:05:05,693 --> 00:05:07,973 As it turns out, I haven't had that conversation... 52 00:05:08,141 --> 00:05:09,391 Just call them. 53 00:05:09,948 --> 00:05:10,948 Call them. 54 00:05:11,166 --> 00:05:13,597 And then let's all go to the St. Regis for lunch. 55 00:05:13,849 --> 00:05:15,049 Just us girls. 56 00:05:15,457 --> 00:05:16,982 The girls are in school. 57 00:05:17,150 --> 00:05:20,027 We'll yank 'em out. Love is more important than reading! 58 00:05:21,047 --> 00:05:22,488 Maybe I'll just catch a taxi, 59 00:05:22,656 --> 00:05:24,698 - and then go. No one will notice. - Now? 60 00:05:24,866 --> 00:05:26,575 You're staying here. Don't go anywhere. 61 00:05:26,743 --> 00:05:28,494 - Stay here with me. - Taxi! 62 00:05:28,756 --> 00:05:30,773 You're here. Stay here. 63 00:05:42,972 --> 00:05:43,972 Hey, guys. 64 00:05:51,302 --> 00:05:54,244 - Was that a walk of shame? - I don't want to know. 65 00:05:54,720 --> 00:05:57,220 Do we think Zoey got her pipes cleaned? 66 00:05:58,888 --> 00:06:01,788 That's like seeing Santa naked. It's not right. 67 00:06:04,518 --> 00:06:05,668 That's paper. 68 00:06:11,079 --> 00:06:12,579 Hi. You the parents? 69 00:06:12,871 --> 00:06:14,670 - What can I do? - Our son, Harry. 70 00:06:14,795 --> 00:06:16,333 He has a breathing problems. 71 00:06:16,732 --> 00:06:17,793 Our pediatrician 72 00:06:17,961 --> 00:06:19,628 says it can be cystic fibrosis. 73 00:06:20,014 --> 00:06:22,089 We scheduled a sweat test to be sure, 74 00:06:22,257 --> 00:06:23,857 but it isn't for one month. 75 00:06:23,982 --> 00:06:25,801 He woke up choking. Could you help him? 76 00:06:26,309 --> 00:06:27,309 Sure. 77 00:06:28,343 --> 00:06:29,513 My name is Jackie. 78 00:06:29,681 --> 00:06:31,188 Can I listen to your chest? 79 00:06:35,309 --> 00:06:37,855 It's restricted, but he's definitely getting some air. 80 00:06:38,872 --> 00:06:40,722 Do you like coloring books? 81 00:06:41,902 --> 00:06:44,903 I'll get you some coloring books and a doctor will come. 82 00:06:45,071 --> 00:06:46,405 I don't like doctors. 83 00:06:46,792 --> 00:06:47,842 Me neither. 84 00:06:47,967 --> 00:06:51,493 Lennox Hill has newer equipment, but we can certainly bundle him up 85 00:06:51,661 --> 00:06:53,874 and give him a sweat test here. If you like. 86 00:06:55,590 --> 00:06:56,946 That would be great. 87 00:06:57,292 --> 00:07:00,241 You just sit tight. Dr. Cooper will be right in. 88 00:07:11,590 --> 00:07:13,307 My God! I'm so sorry! 89 00:07:15,217 --> 00:07:16,310 Ma petite fleur! 90 00:07:17,729 --> 00:07:18,729 Back to work. 91 00:07:18,897 --> 00:07:21,315 - But she's... - Come here. You, come with me. 92 00:07:26,582 --> 00:07:27,882 Dear Dr. O'Hara, 93 00:07:28,640 --> 00:07:32,145 I'd like to take this opportunity to thank you for the lovely scarf. 94 00:07:33,709 --> 00:07:34,782 Stationery 95 00:07:34,907 --> 00:07:35,957 and stamps. 96 00:07:36,898 --> 00:07:37,898 Stamps! 97 00:07:38,208 --> 00:07:40,208 There are little hearts there. 98 00:07:43,040 --> 00:07:44,546 - Hello. - Can I help? 99 00:07:46,049 --> 00:07:47,216 No, we are good. 100 00:07:49,229 --> 00:07:50,260 Your accent... 101 00:07:50,428 --> 00:07:52,179 London with a touch of Sussex, right? 102 00:07:52,399 --> 00:07:54,640 - Indeed. - I spent my junior year in England. 103 00:07:54,808 --> 00:07:56,058 I'm an anglophile. 104 00:07:56,226 --> 00:07:58,057 How convenient. I'm an anglo. 105 00:07:58,749 --> 00:08:00,813 - So what's going on? - Nothing. 106 00:08:00,981 --> 00:08:02,910 We're good. You can leave, please. 107 00:08:03,035 --> 00:08:05,514 Went clubbing. Tad dehydrated. 108 00:08:05,817 --> 00:08:07,820 Feel like humping the world. 109 00:08:07,988 --> 00:08:09,196 Did you do a little X? 110 00:08:11,283 --> 00:08:14,261 Chasing your GNTs with a little Thai stick. Impressive. 111 00:08:14,911 --> 00:08:16,286 Does she have a problem? 112 00:08:16,454 --> 00:08:17,746 Her mother just died. 113 00:08:18,430 --> 00:08:19,934 She went out clubbing... 114 00:08:20,059 --> 00:08:21,917 You know what? Get out of here. 115 00:08:22,165 --> 00:08:23,165 Go! 116 00:08:31,651 --> 00:08:33,498 Bored. Need magazines. 117 00:08:36,884 --> 00:08:38,310 Give me your magazines. 118 00:08:38,435 --> 00:08:39,685 What magazines? 119 00:08:39,964 --> 00:08:42,170 Give them to me including In touch. 120 00:08:49,435 --> 00:08:51,281 How can you read this crap? 121 00:08:51,706 --> 00:08:53,706 Please don't amplify my shame. 122 00:08:59,683 --> 00:09:01,673 I know you like In touch. 123 00:09:07,505 --> 00:09:08,805 Goldie and Kate. 124 00:09:09,851 --> 00:09:11,301 Mother and daughter. 125 00:09:11,542 --> 00:09:12,342 Together. 126 00:09:12,927 --> 00:09:13,927 Just... 127 00:09:14,095 --> 00:09:15,495 loving each other. 128 00:09:16,460 --> 00:09:18,515 I should've called my mother more often. 129 00:09:18,640 --> 00:09:22,604 Did you know when I was at university, we called us every day? 130 00:09:22,858 --> 00:09:24,008 No, I didn't. 131 00:09:24,502 --> 00:09:25,981 I'd forgotten how affectionate 132 00:09:26,149 --> 00:09:28,317 she was on the phone. Speaking of, 133 00:09:28,485 --> 00:09:30,736 I can't figure out how to delete her from my contacts. 134 00:09:31,329 --> 00:09:33,655 Clearly, you need to give yourself some time to grieve. 135 00:09:33,823 --> 00:09:35,199 In the meantime. CT scan. 136 00:09:36,464 --> 00:09:38,916 CT scan. This one needs a full workup. 137 00:09:39,041 --> 00:09:41,548 This one needs a shitload of Haldol and a psych eval. 138 00:09:41,673 --> 00:09:44,007 Sign off on these. Then you can read your crap. 139 00:09:57,013 --> 00:09:58,013 Need a hand? 140 00:09:59,503 --> 00:10:00,527 How you doing? 141 00:10:00,809 --> 00:10:02,184 - Great. And you? - Good. 142 00:10:02,352 --> 00:10:04,352 I think I can handle this one. 143 00:10:05,855 --> 00:10:06,905 Strong man. 144 00:10:08,075 --> 00:10:10,359 - There you go. - How's everything? How's the family? 145 00:10:10,527 --> 00:10:12,734 How's your wife? Jackie, right? 146 00:10:12,859 --> 00:10:15,209 Good memory. She's good. We're good. 147 00:10:15,334 --> 00:10:18,351 - Things are great. Better than ever. - That's nice. 148 00:10:18,690 --> 00:10:20,940 Did she like that ring you got her? 149 00:10:21,712 --> 00:10:22,871 Did I show you that? 150 00:10:23,643 --> 00:10:24,831 You do pay attention. 151 00:10:25,390 --> 00:10:26,540 She loved it. 152 00:10:26,991 --> 00:10:28,141 That's great. 153 00:10:29,306 --> 00:10:31,630 So how about you? Haven't seen you for a while. 154 00:10:34,772 --> 00:10:36,343 I tried to kill myself. 155 00:10:36,748 --> 00:10:37,970 I OD'd on some drugs 156 00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:40,931 trying to get a girl's attention. You believe that? 157 00:10:41,580 --> 00:10:42,680 Didn't work. 158 00:10:46,668 --> 00:10:49,064 I'm fucking with you. I didn't try to kill myself. 159 00:10:50,487 --> 00:10:51,487 Jesus. 160 00:10:52,784 --> 00:10:54,111 You are a sick fuck. 161 00:10:54,279 --> 00:10:56,920 I know, I know. I got a sick sense of humor. 162 00:10:58,725 --> 00:11:00,572 - How about a beer? - You got a Bud? 163 00:11:07,625 --> 00:11:08,625 To love. 164 00:11:09,299 --> 00:11:10,585 To women. To Jackie. 165 00:11:10,879 --> 00:11:12,379 - Cheers. - Cheers. 166 00:11:14,135 --> 00:11:15,757 How you feeling, little buddy? 167 00:11:16,558 --> 00:11:18,802 - Hot. - I guess that was a silly question. 168 00:11:20,044 --> 00:11:21,892 Anyway, it seems strange, I know, 169 00:11:22,017 --> 00:11:25,976 but it is the standard test to confirm the diagnosis of cystic fibrosis. 170 00:11:26,731 --> 00:11:27,978 We force Harry to sweat 171 00:11:28,146 --> 00:11:30,230 and we measure the amount of chloride. 172 00:11:30,514 --> 00:11:32,524 We know. Jackie explained everything to us. 173 00:11:34,716 --> 00:11:35,716 Good. 174 00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:37,654 How long does he have to wear this? 175 00:11:37,822 --> 00:11:38,996 Not much longer. 176 00:11:39,121 --> 00:11:41,913 Then I'll do everything I can to get you the test results quickly. 177 00:11:42,038 --> 00:11:44,745 And I'll do everything I can to make sure he does. 178 00:11:47,076 --> 00:11:49,626 - But I'm on it, so... - And I'm on him. 179 00:11:50,762 --> 00:11:52,502 - I got it. - I'll just check 180 00:11:53,063 --> 00:11:54,413 And double check. 181 00:11:55,893 --> 00:11:57,393 A little bit OCD, 182 00:11:57,810 --> 00:11:59,926 but not a bad thing if you're a nurse. 183 00:12:01,395 --> 00:12:02,512 He's in good hands. 184 00:12:05,161 --> 00:12:07,290 - What are you doing? - Tweeting. 185 00:12:07,415 --> 00:12:10,558 People follow my life online. I'm sharing my thoughts with the world. 186 00:12:10,683 --> 00:12:12,763 Are you blogging about that little boy? 187 00:12:12,888 --> 00:12:14,502 It's not a blog, it's Twitter. 188 00:12:14,627 --> 00:12:16,610 You can't do that. It's private. 189 00:12:16,778 --> 00:12:19,122 Everyone remains anonymous except for me. 190 00:12:20,447 --> 00:12:24,047 If I said "cys fib," would you know that's "cystic fibrosis"? 191 00:12:24,454 --> 00:12:26,996 If I said "eff you," would you know that's "eat shit"? 192 00:12:32,101 --> 00:12:33,558 Bee-yotch. 193 00:12:37,615 --> 00:12:39,001 That's a nice scarf. 194 00:12:40,833 --> 00:12:42,183 It's from Hermes, 195 00:12:42,737 --> 00:12:44,897 which I think is a pretty good store. 196 00:12:45,112 --> 00:12:46,862 Dr. O'Hara gave it to me. 197 00:12:47,308 --> 00:12:48,308 Cool. 198 00:12:49,902 --> 00:12:51,516 Does she have a problem? 199 00:12:52,235 --> 00:12:53,567 I mean, with drugs. 200 00:12:55,958 --> 00:12:56,983 Does Jackie? 201 00:12:58,695 --> 00:13:00,241 - You sure? - Positive. 202 00:13:01,030 --> 00:13:03,323 And since you're asking, neither do I. 203 00:13:03,815 --> 00:13:05,997 When I go to great adventure, I do take Dramamine 204 00:13:06,122 --> 00:13:08,419 'cause once on rolling thunder I yacked. 205 00:13:08,934 --> 00:13:10,527 It was a huge bummer. 206 00:13:11,125 --> 00:13:12,681 I see your sins, 207 00:13:13,286 --> 00:13:15,234 for I am God! 208 00:13:16,004 --> 00:13:19,464 - That's God. - It's 12:53 pm. 209 00:13:20,094 --> 00:13:21,195 Vermin! 210 00:13:22,165 --> 00:13:25,200 I used to be totally scared of him, But now, not so much. 211 00:13:26,163 --> 00:13:28,087 And he's crazy. 212 00:13:30,059 --> 00:13:31,560 Hey, you, Sir! 213 00:13:32,128 --> 00:13:33,931 With the misshapen head. 214 00:13:34,230 --> 00:13:36,297 How do you wake up in the morning? 215 00:13:36,795 --> 00:13:37,851 I love this guy. 216 00:13:37,976 --> 00:13:38,859 And you! 217 00:13:40,490 --> 00:13:41,655 Pizza-face! 218 00:13:42,671 --> 00:13:43,780 You shall... 219 00:13:43,948 --> 00:13:45,450 never marry! 220 00:13:45,867 --> 00:13:47,667 You won't even be engaged! 221 00:13:48,095 --> 00:13:49,227 I am God! 222 00:13:49,479 --> 00:13:50,689 Bow, bow, 223 00:13:51,247 --> 00:13:53,075 bow to me, you sinners and... 224 00:13:55,967 --> 00:13:57,299 God's down! 225 00:13:57,795 --> 00:14:00,297 A lake of fire will swallow you up! 226 00:14:01,990 --> 00:14:03,087 Pimps and whores! 227 00:14:03,562 --> 00:14:06,261 - On my count... One, two, three. - Get the fuck off me! 228 00:14:06,939 --> 00:14:08,889 I'll smite every one of you assholes! 229 00:14:09,057 --> 00:14:10,942 Psychosis. Can I have some vitamin H? 230 00:14:11,067 --> 00:14:13,185 - Haldol... Shaken not stirred. - Getting the IV. 231 00:14:22,236 --> 00:14:23,236 This is God. 232 00:14:23,404 --> 00:14:24,988 He's probably about 50. 233 00:14:25,156 --> 00:14:27,908 He lives across the street. Schizophrenic, currently off meds. 234 00:14:28,076 --> 00:14:28,991 I know him. 235 00:14:29,285 --> 00:14:31,814 - Got hit in the head with a bottle. - He said I was super handsome 236 00:14:31,939 --> 00:14:34,204 - like Clark Gable. - I retract! 237 00:14:35,659 --> 00:14:36,917 Let's stitch him up. 238 00:14:45,592 --> 00:14:47,010 You are an angel. 239 00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:53,308 Stop fucking twittering and focus. 240 00:14:57,150 --> 00:14:59,898 - "Bitchy nurse being bitchy again." - Don't do that. 241 00:15:00,066 --> 00:15:02,067 Don't you dare twitter about me. 242 00:15:08,116 --> 00:15:10,648 Thanks for telling me I'm an angel. 243 00:15:12,415 --> 00:15:13,652 When I was younger, 244 00:15:13,777 --> 00:15:17,128 I actually thought I was an angel because I had a round face. 245 00:15:18,190 --> 00:15:19,960 And I thought about becoming a nun... 246 00:15:21,824 --> 00:15:23,274 "Sound of music." 247 00:15:24,938 --> 00:15:26,588 But I really like boys, 248 00:15:26,796 --> 00:15:27,896 so I didn't. 249 00:15:28,594 --> 00:15:30,644 Not all boys. There's one boy. 250 00:15:31,020 --> 00:15:32,020 More man. 251 00:15:32,819 --> 00:15:33,932 Man-boy. 252 00:15:34,790 --> 00:15:35,850 He's totally... 253 00:15:36,989 --> 00:15:38,554 Picka picka picka picka. 254 00:15:39,370 --> 00:15:43,108 It feels really inappropriate Talking about this with you, God, 255 00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:44,276 sir. 256 00:15:45,011 --> 00:15:47,656 You know, when I hit my head, I seen something. 257 00:15:47,781 --> 00:15:50,031 Like what? Like a bottle whizzing towards you? 258 00:15:50,199 --> 00:15:51,395 I seen this tunnel 259 00:15:51,520 --> 00:15:54,288 with this incredibly bright light at the end of it, 260 00:15:55,323 --> 00:15:56,788 It didn't hurt to look at. 261 00:15:58,015 --> 00:15:59,332 At the end of the tunnel, 262 00:15:59,786 --> 00:16:01,918 I met the most loving presence. 263 00:16:02,929 --> 00:16:04,616 And I just knew it was God. 264 00:16:05,245 --> 00:16:06,245 I saw God. 265 00:16:06,995 --> 00:16:08,687 But I thought you were God. 266 00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:11,011 I mean, I thought you thought you were God. 267 00:16:11,179 --> 00:16:13,346 - I am God. - So you saw yourself? 268 00:16:14,896 --> 00:16:16,516 So you saw God 269 00:16:17,774 --> 00:16:19,060 and it wasn't you. 271 00:16:27,270 --> 00:16:28,770 that you're not God. 272 00:16:30,162 --> 00:16:31,162 Oh my God. 273 00:16:34,835 --> 00:16:36,482 I'm not God! 274 00:16:38,581 --> 00:16:39,581 Calm down. 276 00:17:02,730 --> 00:17:03,930 I found these. 277 00:17:05,605 --> 00:17:07,817 - Where? - Right over here on the floor. 278 00:17:08,298 --> 00:17:09,903 Good catch. I'll take 'em. 279 00:17:10,071 --> 00:17:12,781 - Are they yours? - Are they mine? No. 280 00:17:13,771 --> 00:17:16,576 What is hospital policy regarding lost or found drugs? 281 00:17:16,744 --> 00:17:18,495 Don't worry. I'll take care of it. 282 00:17:18,663 --> 00:17:19,913 Why so desperate? 283 00:17:20,081 --> 00:17:21,081 Excuse me? 284 00:17:21,624 --> 00:17:23,792 You seem really anxious for me to hand them over. 285 00:17:24,766 --> 00:17:26,605 Do you want to get your ass kicked? 286 00:17:26,730 --> 00:17:28,713 Give them to me. Now. 287 00:17:32,635 --> 00:17:33,785 Come with me. 288 00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:37,769 Any unidentifiable drugs or substances go into the slot. 289 00:17:37,894 --> 00:17:39,484 That is hospital procedure. 290 00:17:39,609 --> 00:17:40,609 Got it? 291 00:17:55,001 --> 00:17:56,251 Pain in my ass. 292 00:18:25,201 --> 00:18:26,201 Hey, babe. 293 00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:28,335 Luis is a firefighter, right? 294 00:18:28,872 --> 00:18:29,972 Is he there? 295 00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:32,152 - He's here. - Can you do me a favor? 296 00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:34,112 Can you ask him to go over to the house 297 00:18:34,237 --> 00:18:36,990 and explain to Grace that the house won't burn down? 298 00:18:37,158 --> 00:18:39,784 - Maybe that'll ease her mind? - That's a great idea. 299 00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:41,494 - Love you. - Love you too. 300 00:18:46,597 --> 00:18:47,597 The wife? 301 00:18:52,109 --> 00:18:53,882 I fuckin' love beer nuts. 302 00:19:00,990 --> 00:19:01,848 Come in. 303 00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:05,977 A few things. 304 00:19:08,564 --> 00:19:11,524 First of all, Coop will not stop twittering. 305 00:19:11,649 --> 00:19:13,735 It interfers with work and it's pissing me off. 306 00:19:14,354 --> 00:19:15,571 That's interesting. 307 00:19:15,843 --> 00:19:18,991 Dr. Cooper lodged a formal complaint against you. 308 00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:20,825 Against me? Really? For what? 309 00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:23,496 Insubordination and general bitchiness. 310 00:19:23,913 --> 00:19:25,475 Insubord... Fuckin' A. 311 00:19:26,320 --> 00:19:28,374 Twitter tweetering fuckin' dickhead. 312 00:19:28,542 --> 00:19:29,678 Anything else? 313 00:19:30,378 --> 00:19:33,415 This Sam guy, like every newly-sober person, 314 00:19:33,540 --> 00:19:35,965 he's convinced that everyone is an addict. 315 00:19:36,133 --> 00:19:38,092 It's like the born-again guy last year. 316 00:19:38,260 --> 00:19:39,474 I'm just sayin'. 317 00:19:40,305 --> 00:19:43,223 Also, one of my nurses needs a pediatric psych referral. 318 00:19:43,641 --> 00:19:44,641 Which one? 319 00:19:45,293 --> 00:19:46,739 She'd rather not say. 320 00:19:47,479 --> 00:19:51,143 Be helpful if I knew how old the child was before making a referral. 321 00:19:51,268 --> 00:19:52,862 She's a very private person. 322 00:19:52,987 --> 00:19:55,479 And she'd rather not have everyone know her personal life. 323 00:19:55,604 --> 00:19:59,144 I would say the kid's between, I don't know, 7 and 12. 324 00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:00,990 - Gender? - She wants shrinks 325 00:20:01,158 --> 00:20:03,910 that take our insurance and she wants it anonymously. 326 00:20:04,078 --> 00:20:05,745 You know what? Forget about it. 327 00:20:09,639 --> 00:20:10,583 Here is... 328 00:20:12,117 --> 00:20:14,295 the best child psychiatrist I know 329 00:20:15,107 --> 00:20:16,918 and she takes our health plan. 330 00:20:18,776 --> 00:20:19,790 Thank you. 331 00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:22,846 She was tremendously helpful with my boy. 332 00:20:24,244 --> 00:20:25,255 Thanks. 333 00:20:31,437 --> 00:20:34,976 I've the family of a little boy waiting for the results of a sweat test. 334 00:20:35,101 --> 00:20:36,621 I'd love to send them home. 335 00:20:36,746 --> 00:20:38,653 I can only give the results to the doctor. 336 00:20:39,147 --> 00:20:39,978 I know. 337 00:20:40,103 --> 00:20:42,612 Dr. Cooper wants the results, but he's in with a trauma. 338 00:20:42,737 --> 00:20:45,118 And if the test is positive, I need to set up an IV. 339 00:20:45,286 --> 00:20:47,579 I'd really like to help you out here, but I can't. 340 00:20:52,111 --> 00:20:53,947 Everything's preliminary at this point. 341 00:20:54,072 --> 00:20:56,232 So it's just better not to give out. Sorry. 342 00:20:57,986 --> 00:20:58,798 How old? 343 00:21:00,729 --> 00:21:02,594 - Three months. - Smiling yet? 344 00:21:05,223 --> 00:21:07,140 It's really awful when they get sick. 345 00:21:09,284 --> 00:21:10,143 The name? 346 00:21:10,311 --> 00:21:11,943 Miller, first name Harry. 347 00:21:16,624 --> 00:21:19,253 The whole run's not complete, but the prelims look good. 348 00:21:19,378 --> 00:21:20,392 Thank you. 349 00:21:25,971 --> 00:21:28,161 I went to the lab And talked to the tech. 350 00:21:28,329 --> 00:21:30,736 Remember that the doctor has not seen the results yet. 351 00:21:30,861 --> 00:21:33,291 But so far they are looking very good. 352 00:21:34,798 --> 00:21:35,960 Thank God. 353 00:21:36,167 --> 00:21:38,254 - Go home and get some rest. - Thanks. 354 00:21:39,387 --> 00:21:41,424 You've been so wonderful. 355 00:21:42,843 --> 00:21:44,218 We can take him home? 356 00:21:44,386 --> 00:21:46,137 - I would. - Just... 357 00:21:46,837 --> 00:21:47,722 Thank you. 358 00:21:49,382 --> 00:21:50,224 See ya. 359 00:21:51,326 --> 00:21:52,644 - Say bye. - Bye. 360 00:21:56,093 --> 00:21:57,539 I'm telling you, man, 361 00:21:58,005 --> 00:21:59,035 it's great. 362 00:21:59,717 --> 00:22:01,686 You can see the lights of Citi Field. 363 00:22:01,880 --> 00:22:03,914 It's way brighter than Shea used to be. 364 00:22:04,449 --> 00:22:05,912 You been yet, to Citi? 365 00:22:07,243 --> 00:22:08,109 Not yet. 366 00:22:08,234 --> 00:22:11,055 You want to go sometime? My brother gets me tickets. 367 00:22:12,382 --> 00:22:14,176 - I would love that. - Cool. 368 00:22:16,474 --> 00:22:18,518 - Islanders too. - No shit. 369 00:22:21,908 --> 00:22:23,188 Would I shit you? 370 00:22:35,444 --> 00:22:36,444 Thor? 371 00:22:50,895 --> 00:22:53,788 - It's not what you think. - Donuts. Really? 372 00:22:54,433 --> 00:22:56,666 You already lost one eye, am I right? 373 00:22:56,834 --> 00:22:58,459 - How'd you know? - Today... 374 00:22:58,750 --> 00:23:00,486 in trauma, with God, 375 00:23:01,546 --> 00:23:03,047 I had my hand next to your face 376 00:23:03,215 --> 00:23:05,008 for about 20 minutes before you saw it. 377 00:23:05,330 --> 00:23:06,843 Also, I just kind of... 378 00:23:07,462 --> 00:23:09,057 used my spidey sense. 379 00:23:12,518 --> 00:23:14,338 You are the only one who knows. 380 00:23:15,619 --> 00:23:17,687 I haven't even told my new boyfriend yet. 381 00:23:18,278 --> 00:23:19,522 Thanks for covering. 382 00:23:22,759 --> 00:23:24,851 It's a shell. It's porcelain. 383 00:23:25,399 --> 00:23:28,322 They paint it to match my other eye. 384 00:23:28,740 --> 00:23:30,575 It's great. You would never know. 385 00:23:30,743 --> 00:23:31,909 You wanna see? 386 00:23:32,887 --> 00:23:33,703 Sure. 387 00:23:43,459 --> 00:23:44,755 Look at you. 388 00:24:03,017 --> 00:24:04,484 What do you think of Sam? 389 00:24:08,380 --> 00:24:10,035 Well, I think he's really smart 390 00:24:10,160 --> 00:24:12,222 and incredibly cute. 391 00:24:13,036 --> 00:24:15,745 And I think he's probably an excellent nurse. 392 00:24:17,746 --> 00:24:19,957 - I don't like him. - Yeah, he's dead to me. 393 00:24:26,524 --> 00:24:28,070 Go on, yell at someone. 394 00:24:29,370 --> 00:24:30,600 I don't want to. 395 00:24:31,602 --> 00:24:32,470 Come on. 396 00:24:33,323 --> 00:24:34,753 You're so good at it. 397 00:24:38,085 --> 00:24:39,631 Look at the bald dude. 398 00:24:40,678 --> 00:24:43,091 Say, "hey, baldy, you're all bald. 399 00:24:43,573 --> 00:24:44,982 "Grow some hair, idiot." 400 00:24:45,850 --> 00:24:47,104 What's the point? 401 00:24:47,536 --> 00:24:48,599 I'm not God. 402 00:24:48,943 --> 00:24:50,040 Sure you are. 403 00:24:52,389 --> 00:24:53,403 I'm not. 404 00:24:54,665 --> 00:24:57,049 I've seen God and he wasn't me. 405 00:24:57,174 --> 00:25:00,228 - That doesn't mean anything. - It means everything. 406 00:25:00,353 --> 00:25:01,830 It means I'm not god. 407 00:25:02,162 --> 00:25:04,074 It means my life is a sham. 408 00:25:05,865 --> 00:25:07,218 Well, Jesus wasn't god. 409 00:25:08,374 --> 00:25:09,136 So? 410 00:25:09,261 --> 00:25:11,576 But he's still, like, really important 411 00:25:12,124 --> 00:25:15,120 in the religious hierarchal stratification. 412 00:25:16,267 --> 00:25:18,028 So maybe you're like Jesus. 413 00:25:21,719 --> 00:25:23,796 Jesus was the son of God. 414 00:25:24,710 --> 00:25:27,469 So maybe you're like the nephew of God 415 00:25:28,283 --> 00:25:30,078 or the brother-in-law of God. 416 00:25:32,875 --> 00:25:34,554 I like where this is going. 417 00:25:35,492 --> 00:25:36,493 Hey you, 418 00:25:36,875 --> 00:25:39,458 strumpet with the thinning hair! 419 00:25:39,907 --> 00:25:42,941 I can see your soul! 420 00:25:43,323 --> 00:25:45,368 You whore! 421 00:25:48,485 --> 00:25:51,011 Lather, rinse, repeat! 422 00:25:51,327 --> 00:25:53,837 That's how they'll get you! 423 00:25:56,464 --> 00:25:58,142 Where's the sweat test kid? 424 00:25:58,724 --> 00:25:59,978 I sent them home. 425 00:26:00,244 --> 00:26:03,003 Why don't you run to Akalitis and lodge a formal complaint? 426 00:26:03,568 --> 00:26:04,770 What do you mean? 427 00:26:04,938 --> 00:26:06,291 What don't you understand? 428 00:26:06,416 --> 00:26:09,400 They were sitting here for over 6 hours while you were dicking around. 429 00:26:09,568 --> 00:26:11,694 So I went to the lab, I got the results, 430 00:26:11,862 --> 00:26:14,780 They were negative if you're interested, and I sent them home. 431 00:26:15,430 --> 00:26:16,494 Negative. 432 00:26:18,285 --> 00:26:20,328 What the fuck is wrong with you? 433 00:26:20,963 --> 00:26:23,448 - Excuse me? - Those test results were preliminary. 434 00:26:23,573 --> 00:26:26,417 I was waiting for the final results which, by the way, were positive. 435 00:26:26,860 --> 00:26:29,872 - Kid's got Cystic Fibrosis. - Oh, fucking God, no. 436 00:26:30,506 --> 00:26:32,037 They are home celebrating. 437 00:26:32,162 --> 00:26:35,426 And now it's my job to call them and tell 'em that their kid's gonna die. 438 00:26:38,249 --> 00:26:40,210 What's the matter? No snappy comeback? 439 00:26:42,935 --> 00:26:43,992 Let me call them? 440 00:26:44,659 --> 00:26:46,304 Have a nice goddamn night.