1 00:00:03,907 --> 00:00:03,940 Are you okay? - I'm executive of my mother's estate 2 00:00:06,610 --> 00:00:09,045 And as such, it would mean the world 3 00:00:09,079 --> 00:00:12,115 If I could set up a college fund for the girls, 4 00:00:12,149 --> 00:00:13,883 If for no other reason than taxes. 5 00:00:13,917 --> 00:00:16,853 Ladies, this is sam. He's our new r.N. 6 00:00:16,887 --> 00:00:20,123 You know I dismissed him because he was wacked out on benzos. 7 00:00:20,157 --> 00:00:22,758 He successfully completed a rehabilitation program. 8 00:00:22,793 --> 00:00:25,328 I have a stack of glowing recommendations on my desk. 9 00:00:25,362 --> 00:00:27,230 Can we get something straight right now? 10 00:00:27,264 --> 00:00:29,899 - You and I are not buddies. - If you say so. 11 00:00:29,933 --> 00:00:31,734 - You missed one. - It doesn't matter. 12 00:00:31,768 --> 00:00:35,171 The sun's going to explode and eat up all the other planets anyways. 13 00:00:35,205 --> 00:00:38,941 Wow, that's nice. - The ring I could never afford to give her. 14 00:00:38,976 --> 00:00:40,376 Still can't. 15 00:00:40,410 --> 00:00:41,944 How am I supposed to know? 16 00:00:41,979 --> 00:00:44,480 He wears a big fucking bracelet that says "I am diabetic." 17 00:00:45,816 --> 00:00:47,717 I need to lodge a formal complaint against a nurse. 18 00:00:47,751 --> 00:00:49,118 Super. 19 00:00:49,153 --> 00:00:52,288 - What do we got? - Jackie, really, go. 20 00:01:02,099 --> 00:01:12,667 Sync by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 21 00:02:11,368 --> 00:02:13,502 ( phone buzzes ) 22 00:03:02,019 --> 00:03:03,052 ( hisses ) 23 00:03:07,090 --> 00:03:08,658 Goodness, that took a long time. 24 00:03:08,692 --> 00:03:10,693 I was using an iron that was not plugged in. 25 00:03:10,727 --> 00:03:13,863 Fiona says grace has been getting up at night 26 00:03:13,897 --> 00:03:15,931 And unplugging appliances. 27 00:03:15,966 --> 00:03:17,667 Is that true? 28 00:03:17,701 --> 00:03:19,702 Faulty wiring causes more house fires 29 00:03:19,736 --> 00:03:21,437 Than cigarettes and arson combined. 30 00:03:21,471 --> 00:03:23,272 Where'd you hear that? 31 00:03:27,010 --> 00:03:29,979 This is the best smoke detector they make. 32 00:03:30,013 --> 00:03:32,715 It's also a carbon monoxide detector. 33 00:03:34,818 --> 00:03:38,654 I've been saving my allowance to buy it. 34 00:03:38,689 --> 00:03:41,123 ( sighs ) sweetie, thank you, 35 00:03:41,158 --> 00:03:45,394 But your allowance is for fun things like toys and stickers. 36 00:03:45,429 --> 00:03:47,263 Here, sit down, sweetie. Eat your breakfast. 37 00:03:47,297 --> 00:03:51,233 Hey, gracie, let mom and dad worry about smoke detectors, okay? 38 00:03:51,268 --> 00:03:52,968 Put your money away. 39 00:03:53,003 --> 00:03:55,471 I just don't want the house to burn down. 40 00:04:20,664 --> 00:04:22,298 Wow. 41 00:04:22,332 --> 00:04:25,668 You know the #1 ingredient in hotdogs is cancer? 42 00:04:32,342 --> 00:04:34,377 I partied like a 20-year-old last night. 43 00:04:34,411 --> 00:04:37,680 Managed to score some grade-a ecstasy. 44 00:04:39,282 --> 00:04:41,817 Dvornoff in psych told me it would only last six hours 45 00:04:41,852 --> 00:04:43,986 And it's been nine! 46 00:04:44,020 --> 00:04:46,989 Still going strong. 47 00:04:47,023 --> 00:04:49,592 You know... 48 00:04:49,626 --> 00:04:53,496 I think my mother's death ripped something open in me. 49 00:04:56,833 --> 00:04:59,235 You have wonderful daughters, jacks. Cherish them. 50 00:04:59,269 --> 00:05:01,637 I will. Oh my goodness. 51 00:05:01,671 --> 00:05:04,173 Do they know I'm their godmom yet? 52 00:05:04,207 --> 00:05:06,542 Well, as it turns out, 53 00:05:06,576 --> 00:05:08,010 I have not had that conversation-- 54 00:05:08,044 --> 00:05:10,846 Just call them. Call them. 55 00:05:10,881 --> 00:05:13,149 And then let's all go to the st. Regis for lunch, 56 00:05:13,183 --> 00:05:14,850 Just us girls. 57 00:05:14,885 --> 00:05:16,986 - Huh? - The girls are in school. 58 00:05:17,020 --> 00:05:19,989 Oh, we'll yank 'em out. Love is more important than reading! 59 00:05:20,023 --> 00:05:22,425 ( garbled ) maybe I'll just catch a taxi 60 00:05:22,459 --> 00:05:24,693 - And then go-- no one will notice- - - right now? No. 61 00:05:24,728 --> 00:05:26,796 You're staying right here. Do not go anywhere. 62 00:05:26,830 --> 00:05:28,497 - Stay right here. - Taxi! 63 00:05:28,532 --> 00:05:30,633 Jackie: Stay here. 64 00:05:42,579 --> 00:05:44,680 ( muffled ) hey, guys. 65 00:05:50,420 --> 00:05:52,788 Was that a walk of shame? 66 00:05:52,823 --> 00:05:54,323 I don't want to know. 67 00:05:54,357 --> 00:05:56,959 Do we think zoey got her pipes cleaned? 68 00:05:56,993 --> 00:05:58,828 Dyahhh. 69 00:05:58,862 --> 00:06:00,429 That's like seeing santa naked-- 70 00:06:00,464 --> 00:06:02,364 It's not right. 71 00:06:02,399 --> 00:06:04,567 ( babbles incoherently ) 72 00:06:04,601 --> 00:06:06,535 - That's paper. - Oh. 73 00:06:09,773 --> 00:06:11,707 Hi. You the parents? 74 00:06:11,741 --> 00:06:13,242 What can I do for you? 75 00:06:13,276 --> 00:06:14,877 It's our son harry. 76 00:06:14,911 --> 00:06:16,879 He has a history of breathing problems. 77 00:06:16,913 --> 00:06:19,548 Our pediatrician said it could be cystic fibrosis. 78 00:06:19,583 --> 00:06:22,017 We scheduled a sweat test to be sure, 79 00:06:22,052 --> 00:06:24,019 But it isn't for another month. 80 00:06:24,054 --> 00:06:26,922 He woke up choking. Could you help him? - Sure. 81 00:06:26,957 --> 00:06:30,593 Harry, my name is jackie. Can I listen to your chest? 82 00:06:30,627 --> 00:06:31,994 Okay. 83 00:06:34,931 --> 00:06:36,599 Okay. Well, it's restricted, 84 00:06:36,633 --> 00:06:38,901 But he's definitely getting some air. 85 00:06:38,935 --> 00:06:41,337 Harry, do you like coloring books? 86 00:06:41,371 --> 00:06:43,339 Okay. Why don't I get you some coloring books 87 00:06:43,373 --> 00:06:46,342 And I'll have a doctor come and take a look? - I don't like doctors. 88 00:06:46,376 --> 00:06:48,177 - Yeah, me neither. - ( mother chuckles ) 89 00:06:48,211 --> 00:06:49,845 Lennox hill has newer equipment, 90 00:06:49,880 --> 00:06:52,648 But we can certainly bule him up and give him a sweat test here 91 00:06:52,682 --> 00:06:54,783 - If you like. - That-- 92 00:06:54,818 --> 00:06:56,452 That-- that would be great. 93 00:06:56,486 --> 00:06:58,354 Okay. You just sit tight. I'll take care of that. 94 00:06:58,388 --> 00:07:00,222 Dr. Cooper will be right in. 95 00:07:01,558 --> 00:07:04,026 ( humming, singing softly ) 96 00:07:10,166 --> 00:07:11,967 - Oh! - ( shrieks ) oh my god! 97 00:07:12,002 --> 00:07:13,135 Dr. O'hara, I'm so sorry! 98 00:07:13,169 --> 00:07:16,505 Zoey, ma petite fleur! 99 00:07:16,540 --> 00:07:19,241 - Zoey, get back to work. - But she's-- 100 00:07:19,276 --> 00:07:21,343 ( giggles ) here. Come here. You, come with me. 101 00:07:25,815 --> 00:07:28,050 Dear dr. O'hara, 102 00:07:28,084 --> 00:07:29,985 I would like to take this opportunity 103 00:07:30,020 --> 00:07:31,720 To thank you for the lovely scarf. 104 00:07:31,755 --> 00:07:34,356 Ooh. Stationary 105 00:07:34,391 --> 00:07:35,891 And stamps. 106 00:07:35,926 --> 00:07:38,027 Mmn, stamps! 107 00:07:38,061 --> 00:07:40,129 There are little hearts there. 108 00:07:40,163 --> 00:07:41,764 Hey, jackie, dr. O'hara. 109 00:07:41,798 --> 00:07:43,699 Hello. 110 00:07:43,733 --> 00:07:45,901 - Can I help? - Actually-- 111 00:07:45,936 --> 00:07:47,336 No, we are good. 112 00:07:48,939 --> 00:07:52,174 Your accent-- london with a touch of sussex, right? 113 00:07:52,208 --> 00:07:54,643 Indeed. - I spent my junior year in England. 114 00:07:54,678 --> 00:07:57,012 - I'm kind of an anglophile. - How convenient. 115 00:07:57,047 --> 00:07:58,380 I'm an anglo. 116 00:07:58,415 --> 00:08:00,816 - So what's going on? - Nothing. 117 00:08:00,850 --> 00:08:02,418 We're good. You can leave, please. 118 00:08:02,452 --> 00:08:05,254 Went clubbing. Tad dehydrated. 119 00:08:05,288 --> 00:08:07,790 Feel like humping the world. 120 00:08:07,824 --> 00:08:10,759 - Did you do a little x? - ( exhales slowly ) 121 00:08:10,794 --> 00:08:14,730 Chasing your gnts with a little thai stick. Impressive. 122 00:08:14,764 --> 00:08:17,733 Does she have a little problem? - No, her mother just died. 123 00:08:17,767 --> 00:08:19,735 She went out clubbing last night-- 124 00:08:19,769 --> 00:08:21,971 You know what? Get the hell out of here. 125 00:08:22,005 --> 00:08:24,106 Go! 126 00:08:25,642 --> 00:08:27,543 ( softly ) bye. 127 00:08:29,446 --> 00:08:31,280 Jacks. 128 00:08:31,314 --> 00:08:33,749 Bored. Need magazines. 129 00:08:35,952 --> 00:08:37,886 Thor, give me your magazines. 130 00:08:37,921 --> 00:08:39,822 What magazines? 131 00:08:39,856 --> 00:08:41,924 Give them to me including " in touch." 132 00:08:48,999 --> 00:08:51,100 How can you read this crap? 133 00:08:51,134 --> 00:08:53,202 Please don't amplify my shame. 134 00:08:59,676 --> 00:09:01,710 I know you like "in touch." 135 00:09:01,745 --> 00:09:03,746 Whoo! 136 00:09:05,849 --> 00:09:09,084 Oh, look. Goldie and kate-- 137 00:09:09,119 --> 00:09:11,286 Mother and daughter 138 00:09:11,321 --> 00:09:13,989 Together just... 139 00:09:14,024 --> 00:09:16,091 Loving each other. 140 00:09:16,126 --> 00:09:18,060 I should've called my mother more often. 141 00:09:18,094 --> 00:09:20,062 Did you know that when I was at university 142 00:09:20,096 --> 00:09:22,498 We used to speak to each other every day? 143 00:09:22,532 --> 00:09:24,299 No, I didn't. 144 00:09:24,334 --> 00:09:26,969 I'd forgotten how affectionate she was on the phone. 145 00:09:27,003 --> 00:09:28,971 Speaking of, I can't figure out 146 00:09:29,005 --> 00:09:30,739 How to delete her from my contacts. 147 00:09:30,774 --> 00:09:33,642 Clearly, you need to give yourself some time to grieve. 148 00:09:33,677 --> 00:09:36,712 In the meantime: Ct scan, ct scan, 149 00:09:36,746 --> 00:09:38,681 This one needs a full workup, 150 00:09:38,715 --> 00:09:41,016 This one needs a shitload of haldol and a psych eval. 151 00:09:41,051 --> 00:09:43,218 Sign off on these. Then you can read your crap. 152 00:09:55,799 --> 00:09:57,933 Hey. Need a hand? 153 00:09:57,967 --> 00:10:00,369 Oh hey, man. How you doing? 154 00:10:00,403 --> 00:10:01,804 - Great. How are you? - Good. 155 00:10:01,838 --> 00:10:03,639 Oh no, I think I can handle this one. 156 00:10:03,673 --> 00:10:05,708 Thanks. 157 00:10:05,742 --> 00:10:07,076 Strong man. 158 00:10:07,110 --> 00:10:08,744 There you go. 159 00:10:08,778 --> 00:10:10,379 So how's everything? How's the family? 160 00:10:10,413 --> 00:10:12,047 How's your wife? Jackie, right? 161 00:10:12,082 --> 00:10:13,415 Yeah. Good memory. 162 00:10:13,450 --> 00:10:15,484 Yeah, she's good, man. We're good. 163 00:10:15,518 --> 00:10:16,852 Things are great- better than ever. 164 00:10:16,886 --> 00:10:19,488 That's nice. 165 00:10:19,522 --> 00:10:21,857 Hey, did she like that ring you got her? 166 00:10:21,891 --> 00:10:23,826 Did I show you that? 167 00:10:23,860 --> 00:10:25,894 You do pay attention. Yeah, man, she loved it. 168 00:10:25,929 --> 00:10:28,530 - She loved it. - That's great. 169 00:10:28,565 --> 00:10:31,700 So how about you, huh? Haven't seen you for a while. 170 00:10:31,735 --> 00:10:33,669 Yeah. 171 00:10:33,703 --> 00:10:36,338 I, uh-- I tried to kill myself. 172 00:10:36,372 --> 00:10:39,575 I od'd on some drugs trying to get a girl's attention. 173 00:10:39,609 --> 00:10:42,411 You believe that? Didn't work. 174 00:10:42,445 --> 00:10:44,379 Man. 175 00:10:44,414 --> 00:10:46,348 Yeah. 176 00:10:46,382 --> 00:10:49,118 I'm just fucking with you. I didn't try to kill myself. 177 00:10:49,152 --> 00:10:51,820 Jesus. 178 00:10:51,855 --> 00:10:54,123 You are a sick fuck. 179 00:10:54,157 --> 00:10:57,359 I know, I know. I got a sick sense of humor. 180 00:10:57,393 --> 00:10:59,495 ( chuckles ) how about a beer? 181 00:10:59,529 --> 00:11:00,662 Yeah. You got a bud? 182 00:11:00,697 --> 00:11:02,798 Yeah. 183 00:11:07,504 --> 00:11:09,805 To love. To women. 184 00:11:09,839 --> 00:11:11,573 To jackie. Cheers. 185 00:11:11,608 --> 00:11:13,709 Cheers. 186 00:11:13,743 --> 00:11:15,811 How you feeling, little buddy? 187 00:11:15,845 --> 00:11:17,446 Hot. 188 00:11:17,480 --> 00:11:18,814 I guess that was a silly question. 189 00:11:18,848 --> 00:11:21,850 Anyway, it seems strange, I know, 190 00:11:21,885 --> 00:11:23,952 But it is the standard test to confirm or eliminate 191 00:11:23,987 --> 00:11:25,988 The diagnosis of cystic fibrosis-- 192 00:11:26,022 --> 00:11:28,524 We force harry to sweat and then we measure 193 00:11:28,558 --> 00:11:30,225 The amount of chloride in his perspiration. 194 00:11:30,260 --> 00:11:32,728 We know. Jackie explained everything to us. 195 00:11:34,564 --> 00:11:35,798 Good. 196 00:11:35,832 --> 00:11:37,666 How much longer does he have to wear all this? 197 00:11:37,700 --> 00:11:40,169 Uh, not much longer. Then I'll do everything I can 198 00:11:40,203 --> 00:11:42,004 To get you the test results quickly. 199 00:11:42,038 --> 00:11:44,973 And I'll do everything I can to make sure he does. 200 00:11:47,076 --> 00:11:49,344 - But I'm on it, so... - And I'm on him. 201 00:11:49,379 --> 00:11:52,581 - I got it. - I'll just check 202 00:11:52,615 --> 00:11:54,983 And double check. 203 00:11:55,018 --> 00:11:59,288 A little bit o.C.D., but not a bad thing if you're a nurse. 204 00:12:01,324 --> 00:12:02,691 Your son's in good hands. 205 00:12:05,161 --> 00:12:07,095 - What are you doing? - Tweeting. 206 00:12:07,130 --> 00:12:09,031 People follow my life online. 207 00:12:09,065 --> 00:12:10,732 I'm sharing my thoughts with the world. 208 00:12:10,767 --> 00:12:12,601 Are you blogging about that little boy? 209 00:12:12,635 --> 00:12:14,369 It's not a blog; it's twitter. 210 00:12:14,404 --> 00:12:16,171 You can't do that. It's private. 211 00:12:16,206 --> 00:12:18,874 Everyone remains anonymous except for me. 212 00:12:20,610 --> 00:12:23,779 If I said "cys fib," would you know that's "cystic fibrosis"? 213 00:12:23,813 --> 00:12:26,648 If I said "eff you, " would you know that's "eat shit"? 214 00:12:28,184 --> 00:12:29,885 ( slaps button ) 215 00:12:31,554 --> 00:12:33,655 Bee-yotch. 216 00:12:37,126 --> 00:12:39,928 - That's a nice scarf. - Well, thanks. 217 00:12:39,963 --> 00:12:42,097 It's from hermès, 218 00:12:42,131 --> 00:12:44,166 Which I think is a pretty good store. 219 00:12:44,200 --> 00:12:46,401 Dr. O'hara gave it to me. 220 00:12:46,436 --> 00:12:48,203 - Oh, cool. - Mm-hmm. 221 00:12:48,238 --> 00:12:51,607 Does dr. O'hara have a problem? 222 00:12:51,641 --> 00:12:53,208 I mean, with drugs. 223 00:12:53,243 --> 00:12:54,743 No. 224 00:12:56,079 --> 00:12:58,580 - Does jackie? - No. 225 00:12:58,615 --> 00:13:00,582 - You sure? - Positive. 226 00:13:00,617 --> 00:13:03,352 And since you're asking, I don't do drugs either. 227 00:13:03,386 --> 00:13:06,088 Although, when I go to great adventure, I do take dramamine 228 00:13:06,122 --> 00:13:08,023 'cause once on rolling thunder I yacked 229 00:13:08,057 --> 00:13:09,958 And it was a huge bummer. 230 00:13:09,993 --> 00:13:13,128 ( man shouting ) I see your sins, 231 00:13:13,162 --> 00:13:15,330 For I am god! 232 00:13:15,365 --> 00:13:16,798 That's god. 233 00:13:16,833 --> 00:13:19,568 It's 12:53 pm. 234 00:13:19,602 --> 00:13:21,436 Vermin! 235 00:13:21,471 --> 00:13:23,472 Huh. - I used to be totally scared of him, 236 00:13:23,506 --> 00:13:24,840 But now, not so much. 237 00:13:24,874 --> 00:13:28,243 - ( ranting continues ) - oh, and he's crazy. 238 00:13:28,278 --> 00:13:30,913 Hey, you! Yeah, you, 239 00:13:30,947 --> 00:13:34,049 Sir with the misshapen head, 240 00:13:34,083 --> 00:13:36,118 How do you wake up in the morning?! 241 00:13:36,152 --> 00:13:37,786 I love this guy. 242 00:13:37,820 --> 00:13:41,857 And you! Hey you, pizza-face! 243 00:13:41,891 --> 00:13:45,694 You shall never marry! 244 00:13:45,728 --> 00:13:47,863 You won't even be engaged! 245 00:13:47,897 --> 00:13:49,865 I am god! 246 00:13:49,899 --> 00:13:53,201 Bow bow bow to me, you sinners and slu-- 247 00:13:53,236 --> 00:13:54,403 ( groans ) 248 00:13:54,437 --> 00:13:57,639 Uh-oh! God's down! 249 00:13:57,674 --> 00:14:01,143 A lake of fire will swallow you up! 250 00:14:01,177 --> 00:14:03,178 Pimps and whores! 251 00:14:03,212 --> 00:14:06,315 - On my count-- one, two, three. - Get the fuck off me! 252 00:14:06,349 --> 00:14:08,917 I'll smite every one of you fuckin' assholes! 253 00:14:08,952 --> 00:14:11,053 Psychosis. Can I have some vitamin h over here, please? 254 00:14:11,087 --> 00:14:14,156 - Haldol-- shaken not stirred. - Getting the iv. 255 00:14:21,397 --> 00:14:24,232 This is god, age unknown. 256 00:14:24,267 --> 00:14:26,068 He's probably about 50. He lives across the street. 257 00:14:26,102 --> 00:14:27,936 Schizophrenic, currently off meds. 258 00:14:27,971 --> 00:14:29,938 I know this guy. - Got hit in the head with a bottle. 259 00:14:29,973 --> 00:14:32,741 He told me I was super handsome like clark gable. 260 00:14:32,775 --> 00:14:34,509 I retract! 261 00:14:35,645 --> 00:14:37,145 Let's stitch him up. 262 00:14:45,688 --> 00:14:47,189 You are an angel. 263 00:14:51,294 --> 00:14:53,528 Will you stop fucking twittering and focus, please? 264 00:14:56,499 --> 00:14:59,234 "bitchy nurse being bitchy again." 265 00:14:59,268 --> 00:15:02,237 Don't do that. Don't you dare twitter about me. 266 00:15:07,710 --> 00:15:10,846 Thanks for telling me I'm an angel. 267 00:15:12,415 --> 00:15:15,217 When I was younger, I actually thought I was an angel 268 00:15:15,251 --> 00:15:17,219 Because I had a round face. 269 00:15:17,253 --> 00:15:20,155 And I thought about becoming a nun-- 270 00:15:21,891 --> 00:15:24,593 ( whispers ) "sound of music"-- 271 00:15:24,627 --> 00:15:26,762 But I really like boys, 272 00:15:26,796 --> 00:15:28,463 So I didn't. 273 00:15:28,498 --> 00:15:30,332 Not all boys. There's one boy. 274 00:15:30,366 --> 00:15:34,002 More man. Man-boy. 275 00:15:34,037 --> 00:15:35,871 He's totally... 276 00:15:35,905 --> 00:15:38,407 Picka picka picka picka. 277 00:15:38,441 --> 00:15:40,675 It feels really inappropriate 278 00:15:40,710 --> 00:15:44,446 Talking about this with you, god, sir. 279 00:15:44,480 --> 00:15:47,315 You know, when I hit my head, I seen something. 280 00:15:47,350 --> 00:15:50,052 Like what? Like a bottle whizzing towards you? 281 00:15:50,086 --> 00:15:51,653 I seen this tunnel 282 00:15:51,687 --> 00:15:55,257 With this incredibly bright light at the end of it, 283 00:15:55,291 --> 00:15:56,792 But it didn't hurt to look at. 284 00:15:56,826 --> 00:15:59,327 And at the end of the tunnel, 285 00:15:59,362 --> 00:16:01,897 I met the most loving presence. 286 00:16:01,931 --> 00:16:04,733 And I just knew it was god. 287 00:16:04,767 --> 00:16:06,635 I saw god. 288 00:16:06,669 --> 00:16:08,170 But I thought you were god. 289 00:16:08,204 --> 00:16:10,972 I mean, I thought you thought you were god. 290 00:16:11,007 --> 00:16:13,308 - I am god. - So you saw yourself? 291 00:16:13,342 --> 00:16:16,511 - No. - So you saw god 292 00:16:16,546 --> 00:16:19,047 And it wasn't you. 293 00:16:19,082 --> 00:16:20,615 Yeah. 294 00:16:20,650 --> 00:16:23,585 So... ( clicks tongue ) 295 00:16:23,619 --> 00:16:25,854 I guess that means 296 00:16:25,888 --> 00:16:28,990 That you're not god. 297 00:16:29,025 --> 00:16:31,493 Oh my god. 298 00:16:33,629 --> 00:16:36,665 Oh my-- I'm not god! 299 00:16:36,699 --> 00:16:39,234 - I'm not god! - Wait. Calm down. 300 00:16:39,268 --> 00:16:40,669 I'm not god! 301 00:16:40,703 --> 00:16:43,672 - ( yells ) - ( shrieks ) 302 00:16:43,706 --> 00:16:46,174 I'm not god! 303 00:16:46,209 --> 00:16:48,043 ( yelling ) 304 00:16:49,378 --> 00:16:51,179 - Zoey, handle it. - ( groans ) 305 00:16:51,214 --> 00:16:54,382 I'm not god! ( yells ) 306 00:17:01,224 --> 00:17:03,391 Hey, jackie, I found these. 307 00:17:03,426 --> 00:17:05,494 Okay. 308 00:17:05,528 --> 00:17:07,729 Where? - Right over here on the floor. 309 00:17:07,763 --> 00:17:09,798 - Good catch. - I'll take 'em. 310 00:17:09,832 --> 00:17:12,734 - Are they yours? - Are they mine? No. 311 00:17:12,768 --> 00:17:14,703 What is hospital policy 312 00:17:14,737 --> 00:17:16,505 Regarding lost or found drugs? 313 00:17:16,539 --> 00:17:18,406 Don't worry about it. I'll take care of it. 314 00:17:18,441 --> 00:17:20,809 - Oh, why so desperate? - Excuse me? 315 00:17:20,843 --> 00:17:23,712 Well, you just seem really anxious for me to hand them over. 316 00:17:23,746 --> 00:17:26,448 Do you want to get your ass kicked? 317 00:17:26,482 --> 00:17:28,750 Give them to me. Now. 318 00:17:31,621 --> 00:17:33,488 Come with me. 319 00:17:34,957 --> 00:17:37,859 Any unidentifiable drugs or substances go into the slot. 320 00:17:37,894 --> 00:17:40,028 That is hospital procedure. Got it? 321 00:17:54,610 --> 00:17:56,545 Pain in my ass. 322 00:18:23,339 --> 00:18:26,141 - Hey. - Hey, babe. 323 00:18:26,175 --> 00:18:28,443 Listen, luis is a firefighter, right? - Yeah. 324 00:18:28,477 --> 00:18:31,046 - Is he there? - Yeah, he's here. 325 00:18:31,080 --> 00:18:33,715 Can you do me a favor? Can you ask him to go over to the house 326 00:18:33,749 --> 00:18:36,785 And explain to grace that the house will not just burn down? 327 00:18:36,819 --> 00:18:38,520 Maybe that'll ease her mind a little bit? 328 00:18:38,554 --> 00:18:40,655 - That's a great idea. - All right. Love you. 329 00:18:40,690 --> 00:18:42,824 Love you too. Bye. 330 00:18:45,728 --> 00:18:48,563 - The wife? - Yeah. 331 00:18:51,601 --> 00:18:53,902 I fuckin' love beer nuts. 332 00:18:59,275 --> 00:19:01,543 - ( knocks on door ) - come in. 333 00:19:04,046 --> 00:19:06,014 Hi. A few things. 334 00:19:07,516 --> 00:19:11,019 First of all, coop will not stop twittering. 335 00:19:11,053 --> 00:19:13,622 It is interfering with work and it's pissing me off. 336 00:19:13,656 --> 00:19:15,257 That's interesting. 337 00:19:15,291 --> 00:19:18,493 Dr. Cooper lodged a formal complaint against you. 338 00:19:18,527 --> 00:19:20,695 Against me? Really? For what? 339 00:19:20,730 --> 00:19:23,365 Insubordination and general bitchiness. 340 00:19:23,399 --> 00:19:25,500 Insubord-- fuckin'-a. 341 00:19:25,534 --> 00:19:28,236 Twitter tweetering fuckin' dickhead. 342 00:19:28,271 --> 00:19:30,939 - Anything else? - Yes. This sam guy, 343 00:19:30,973 --> 00:19:33,174 Like every newly-sober person, 344 00:19:33,209 --> 00:19:35,810 He's convinced that everyone around him is an addict. 345 00:19:35,845 --> 00:19:37,979 It's like the born-again guy we had last year. 346 00:19:38,014 --> 00:19:39,814 I'm just sayin'. 347 00:19:39,849 --> 00:19:43,084 Also, one of my nurses needs a pediatric psych referral. 348 00:19:43,119 --> 00:19:46,755 - Which one? - She'd rather not say. 349 00:19:46,789 --> 00:19:49,858 Be helpful if I knew how old the child was 350 00:19:49,892 --> 00:19:51,126 Before making a referral. 351 00:19:51,160 --> 00:19:52,661 Yes, well, she's a very private person 352 00:19:52,695 --> 00:19:55,363 And she would rather not have everyone know her personal life. 353 00:19:55,398 --> 00:19:57,365 I would say the kid's between, 354 00:19:57,400 --> 00:19:59,134 I don't know, seven and 12. 355 00:19:59,168 --> 00:20:00,835 Gender? - Look, she wants a list of shrinks 356 00:20:00,870 --> 00:20:03,772 That take our insurance and she wants it anonymously. 357 00:20:03,806 --> 00:20:06,207 You know what? Forget about it. 358 00:20:06,242 --> 00:20:07,909 Jackie. 359 00:20:09,545 --> 00:20:14,149 Here is the best child psychiatrist I know 360 00:20:14,183 --> 00:20:16,418 And she takes our health plan. 361 00:20:18,154 --> 00:20:19,921 Thank you. 362 00:20:19,955 --> 00:20:22,023 She was tremendously helpful with my boy. 363 00:20:23,793 --> 00:20:25,760 Thanks. 364 00:20:30,232 --> 00:20:32,934 Hi, I have the family of a little boy 365 00:20:32,968 --> 00:20:34,936 Waiting for the results of a cf sweat test. 366 00:20:34,970 --> 00:20:36,438 I would really love to send them home. 367 00:20:36,472 --> 00:20:38,473 I can only give the results to the doctor who ordered the tests. 368 00:20:38,507 --> 00:20:40,742 I know. Dr. Cooper really wants the results, 369 00:20:40,776 --> 00:20:42,477 But he's in with a trauma right now. 370 00:20:42,511 --> 00:20:44,946 And if the test is positive, I need to set up an iv-- 371 00:20:44,980 --> 00:20:47,615 Look, I'd really like to help you out here, but I can't. 372 00:20:49,785 --> 00:20:51,553 ( sighs ) okay. 373 00:20:51,587 --> 00:20:53,822 Everything's really preliminary at this point, 374 00:20:53,856 --> 00:20:56,324 So it's just better not to give out. Sorry. 375 00:20:57,760 --> 00:21:01,229 - How old? - Oh. Three months. 376 00:21:01,263 --> 00:21:03,565 - Smiling yet? - Mm-hmm. 377 00:21:03,599 --> 00:21:07,168 It's really awful when they get sick. 378 00:21:09,038 --> 00:21:12,874 - What's the name? - Miller; first name harry. 379 00:21:16,145 --> 00:21:19,047 Well, the whole run's not complete, but the prelims look good. 380 00:21:19,081 --> 00:21:20,849 - Thank you. - Mm-hmm. 381 00:21:24,220 --> 00:21:26,221 Okay, so I went to the lab 382 00:21:26,255 --> 00:21:27,956 And talked to the tech. 383 00:21:27,990 --> 00:21:30,558 You have to keep in mind that the doctor has not seen the results yet, 384 00:21:30,593 --> 00:21:33,294 But so far they are looking very good. 385 00:21:34,630 --> 00:21:36,598 - Thank god. - Why don't you all go home 386 00:21:36,632 --> 00:21:38,466 - And get some rest? - Thank you so much. 387 00:21:38,501 --> 00:21:41,403 You've been- you've been so wonderful. 388 00:21:42,538 --> 00:21:44,038 Really? We can take him home? 389 00:21:44,073 --> 00:21:47,675 - I would. - Just... Thank you. 390 00:21:48,711 --> 00:21:50,044 See ya, harry. 391 00:21:50,079 --> 00:21:52,514 - ( whispers ) say bye. - Bye. 392 00:21:55,885 --> 00:21:58,520 I'm telling you, man, it's great. 393 00:21:58,554 --> 00:22:01,055 You can see the lights of citi field. 394 00:22:01,090 --> 00:22:03,191 It's way brighter than shea used to be. 395 00:22:03,225 --> 00:22:06,594 You been yet, to citi? 396 00:22:06,629 --> 00:22:09,030 - Mmn, not yet. - You want to go sometime? 397 00:22:09,064 --> 00:22:11,132 My brother gets me tickets. 398 00:22:11,167 --> 00:22:13,134 Well, I would love that. 399 00:22:13,169 --> 00:22:14,502 Cool. 400 00:22:16,005 --> 00:22:18,339 - Islanders too. - No shit. 401 00:22:20,443 --> 00:22:22,410 Would I shit you? 402 00:22:22,445 --> 00:22:24,612 ( chuckles ) 403 00:22:30,186 --> 00:22:32,053 ( plastic crinkling faintly ) 404 00:22:34,957 --> 00:22:38,226 - Thor? - ( crinkling stops ) 405 00:22:50,039 --> 00:22:51,940 ( meekly ) it's not what you think. 406 00:22:51,974 --> 00:22:53,575 Donuts. Really? 407 00:22:53,609 --> 00:22:56,444 You already lost one eye, am I right? 408 00:22:56,479 --> 00:22:59,380 - How'd you know? - Today in trauma 409 00:22:59,415 --> 00:23:01,349 With god, 410 00:23:01,383 --> 00:23:02,784 I had my hand next to your face 411 00:23:02,818 --> 00:23:04,786 For about 20 minutes before you saw it. 412 00:23:04,820 --> 00:23:08,690 Also, I just kind of used my spidey sense. 413 00:23:12,228 --> 00:23:14,429 You are the only one who knows. 414 00:23:14,463 --> 00:23:17,499 I haven't even told my new boyfriend yet. 415 00:23:17,533 --> 00:23:19,434 Thanks for covering. 416 00:23:22,171 --> 00:23:23,738 It's a shell. 417 00:23:23,772 --> 00:23:25,139 It's porcelain. 418 00:23:25,174 --> 00:23:28,109 They paint it to match my other eye. 419 00:23:28,143 --> 00:23:30,378 It's great. You would never know. 420 00:23:30,412 --> 00:23:33,648 - You wanna see? - Sure. 421 00:23:42,591 --> 00:23:44,659 Ooh, look at you. 422 00:23:58,474 --> 00:24:00,675 ( sighs ) 423 00:24:02,645 --> 00:24:04,312 What do you think of the new guy-- sam? 424 00:24:04,346 --> 00:24:06,281 Oh. 425 00:24:06,315 --> 00:24:09,717 Uh, well, I think he's really smart 426 00:24:09,752 --> 00:24:11,920 And incredibly cute. 427 00:24:11,954 --> 00:24:15,690 And I think he's probably an excellent nurse. 428 00:24:17,359 --> 00:24:19,861 - I don't like him. - Yeah, he's dead to me. 429 00:24:25,501 --> 00:24:28,469 Go on, yell at someone. 430 00:24:28,504 --> 00:24:30,138 I don't want to. 431 00:24:30,172 --> 00:24:32,440 Oh, come o 432 00:24:32,474 --> 00:24:34,475 You're so good at it. 433 00:24:35,911 --> 00:24:37,612 Ooh. 434 00:24:37,646 --> 00:24:39,514 Look at the bald dude. 435 00:24:39,548 --> 00:24:42,850 Say, "hey, baldy, you're all bald. 436 00:24:42,885 --> 00:24:44,719 Grow some hair, you idiot." 437 00:24:44,753 --> 00:24:46,988 What's the point? 438 00:24:47,022 --> 00:24:48,690 I'm not god. 439 00:24:48,724 --> 00:24:50,858 Oh, sure you are. 440 00:24:52,294 --> 00:24:56,898 I'm not. I've seen god and he wasn't me. 441 00:24:56,932 --> 00:24:59,734 - That doesn't mean anything. - It means everything. 442 00:24:59,768 --> 00:25:01,736 It means I'm not god. 443 00:25:01,770 --> 00:25:03,972 It means my life is a sham. 444 00:25:05,708 --> 00:25:07,308 Well, jesus wasn't god. 445 00:25:07,343 --> 00:25:11,212 So? - But he's still, like, really important 446 00:25:11,246 --> 00:25:14,682 In the religious hierarchal stratification. 447 00:25:14,717 --> 00:25:17,785 So maybe you're like jesus. 448 00:25:19,355 --> 00:25:21,155 Uh-huh? 449 00:25:21,190 --> 00:25:23,992 Hey, jesus was the son of god. 450 00:25:24,026 --> 00:25:26,995 So maybe you're like the nephew of god 451 00:25:27,029 --> 00:25:29,631 Or the brother-in-law of god. 452 00:25:32,534 --> 00:25:35,069 I like where this is going. 453 00:25:35,104 --> 00:25:39,073 Hey you, strumpet with the thinning hair! 454 00:25:39,108 --> 00:25:42,577 I can see your soul! 455 00:25:42,611 --> 00:25:45,246 You whore! 456 00:25:47,916 --> 00:25:50,785 Lather, rinse, repeat! 457 00:25:50,819 --> 00:25:54,188 That's how they'll get you! 458 00:25:56,058 --> 00:25:57,659 Where's the sweat-test kid? 459 00:25:57,693 --> 00:25:59,627 I sent them home. 460 00:25:59,662 --> 00:26:02,163 Why don't you run to akalitus and lodge a formal complaint? 461 00:26:02,197 --> 00:26:04,499 What do you mean you sent them home? 462 00:26:04,533 --> 00:26:07,535 What don't you understand? They were sitting here for over six hours 463 00:26:07,569 --> 00:26:09,170 While you were dicking around somewhere. 464 00:26:09,204 --> 00:26:11,072 So I went to the lab, I got the results, 465 00:26:11,106 --> 00:26:13,074 Which were negative in case you're interested, 466 00:26:13,108 --> 00:26:15,877 - And I sent them home. - Negative. 467 00:26:17,379 --> 00:26:20,081 What the fuck is wrong with you? 468 00:26:20,115 --> 00:26:23,251 Excuse me? - Those test results were preliminary. 469 00:26:23,285 --> 00:26:26,187 I was waiting for the final results which, by the way, were positive. 470 00:26:26,221 --> 00:26:27,955 Kid's got cystic fibrosis. 471 00:26:27,990 --> 00:26:29,590 Oh fucking god, no. 472 00:26:29,625 --> 00:26:31,726 Yeah. Harry and his family are home celebrating 473 00:26:31,760 --> 00:26:33,394 And now it's my job to pick up the phone 474 00:26:33,429 --> 00:26:35,363 And tell 'em that their kid's not gonna live to see 30. 475 00:26:36,965 --> 00:26:39,367 What's the matter? No snappy comeback? 476 00:26:40,602 --> 00:26:42,570 ( sighs ) 477 00:26:42,604 --> 00:26:44,272 Let me call them? 478 00:26:44,306 --> 00:26:46,574 Have a nice goddamn night. 479 00:27:02,658 --> 00:27:12,658 Sync by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com