1 00:00:00,500 --> 00:00:02,000 www.tvsubtitles.net 2 00:00:07,087 --> 00:00:09,087 I got a new bike when we moved. 3 00:00:09,531 --> 00:00:12,587 Now, before 13-year-olds started driving Bentleys, 4 00:00:12,588 --> 00:00:15,061 a new bike was pretty impressive. 5 00:00:15,096 --> 00:00:16,744 My last bike had gotten stolen, 6 00:00:16,745 --> 00:00:18,481 so my father had one rule. 7 00:00:18,801 --> 00:00:20,116 Don't let nobody ride it. 8 00:00:20,796 --> 00:00:22,638 My mother had one rule, too. 9 00:00:22,700 --> 00:00:24,505 Chris, you can only ride 10 00:00:24,554 --> 00:00:27,290 from this end of the block to that end of the block. 11 00:00:27,619 --> 00:00:31,671 Sometimes, I could only ride in a circle in front of the house. 12 00:00:31,802 --> 00:00:33,629 There were hundreds of kids on my block, 13 00:00:33,630 --> 00:00:35,156 but only four fathers. 14 00:00:36,098 --> 00:00:37,278 There was Mr. Jenkins. 15 00:00:37,279 --> 00:00:40,173 He had all girls, so he was always screaming. 16 00:00:40,174 --> 00:00:41,174 Hey! Hey! 17 00:00:41,328 --> 00:00:43,170 You boys get away from my daughter. 18 00:00:43,530 --> 00:00:45,283 Mr. Parrish's wife cheated on him, 19 00:00:45,284 --> 00:00:46,332 so he was always checking 20 00:00:46,333 --> 00:00:48,911 to see if his kids looked like him. 21 00:00:49,498 --> 00:00:53,158 He was the first man in Bed-Stuy to get a DNA test. 22 00:00:53,847 --> 00:00:57,004 Mr. Hutchins had two grandsons who wouldn't move out. 23 00:00:57,111 --> 00:01:00,615 They're holding out like, "Last one dies get's the apartment." 24 00:01:00,616 --> 00:01:03,405 And there's my dad, Julius. Morning, Julius! 25 00:01:03,475 --> 00:01:05,299 Because unemployment was so high, 26 00:01:05,300 --> 00:01:06,805 the dads all knew each other, 27 00:01:06,840 --> 00:01:09,255 'cause they were the only men going to work in the morning. 28 00:01:09,256 --> 00:01:11,555 Between these four dads, they had 16 jobs 29 00:01:11,556 --> 00:01:13,686 and worked 492 hours a week! 30 00:01:14,856 --> 00:01:17,239 Bed-Stuy wasn't the best neighborhood in Brooklyn, 31 00:01:17,274 --> 00:01:19,855 but it wasn't quite as bad as people thought. 32 00:01:19,856 --> 00:01:22,856 You say, "Bed-Stuy," and people think this: 33 00:01:31,967 --> 00:01:34,002 But it was a pretty regular place. 34 00:01:34,003 --> 00:01:35,371 Mail got delivered. 35 00:01:35,603 --> 00:01:37,129 People ran businesses. 36 00:01:37,152 --> 00:01:38,888 Kids played in the street. 37 00:01:39,142 --> 00:01:41,256 My problem was, since I didn't go to school 38 00:01:41,279 --> 00:01:42,457 in the neighborhood, 39 00:01:42,458 --> 00:01:43,959 the thugs didn't know me, 40 00:01:43,960 --> 00:01:47,065 so they would rob me almost every single day. 41 00:01:47,127 --> 00:01:48,337 Yo, yo, yo, little man. 42 00:01:50,338 --> 00:01:51,443 You live around here? 43 00:01:51,981 --> 00:01:53,244 I live right down there. 44 00:01:53,608 --> 00:01:55,143 I could tell him where I lived, 45 00:01:55,144 --> 00:01:56,893 but then he might break in my house. 46 00:01:56,894 --> 00:01:58,193 Man, what school you go to? 47 00:01:58,194 --> 00:01:59,299 Corleone Junior High. 48 00:01:59,545 --> 00:02:00,545 Corleone? 49 00:02:00,900 --> 00:02:02,321 You ever heard of that? No. 50 00:02:02,791 --> 00:02:04,743 Y'all ever heard of Corleone Junior High? 51 00:02:04,744 --> 00:02:06,413 These fools never heard of Yale! 52 00:02:06,414 --> 00:02:08,466 Hey, man, we ain't never heard of that. 53 00:02:08,520 --> 00:02:09,520 So, uh... 54 00:02:09,608 --> 00:02:11,418 why don't you let me hold a dollar? 55 00:02:11,419 --> 00:02:13,572 In case you didn't know, when a criminal says, 56 00:02:13,573 --> 00:02:14,785 "Let me hold something," 57 00:02:14,786 --> 00:02:16,545 that means you're never getting it back. 58 00:02:16,546 --> 00:02:18,177 Let me hold your cash register. 59 00:02:20,639 --> 00:02:21,797 Thank you. 60 00:02:22,701 --> 00:02:23,969 It could have been worse. 61 00:02:23,992 --> 00:02:27,260 I could have been going to pay the light bill. 62 00:02:27,669 --> 00:02:31,520 1x05 EVERYBODY HATES FAT MIKE 63 00:02:32,013 --> 00:02:36,533 Transcript: Cfsmp3 Adaptation: Sixe - Traduction: Birdyben 64 00:02:58,655 --> 00:03:00,858 Nothing could stop my father from working 65 00:03:00,859 --> 00:03:02,701 unless work stopped working. 66 00:03:02,955 --> 00:03:05,847 Duckers are on strike today over dangerous conditions 67 00:03:05,909 --> 00:03:09,112 brought about what they call "lack of adequate signage." 68 00:03:09,227 --> 00:03:11,674 Apparently, a driver was injured in an explosion 69 00:03:11,675 --> 00:03:14,938 caused when gasoline fumes were ignited as he filled his tank. 70 00:03:15,529 --> 00:03:16,634 I can't believe this! 71 00:03:17,280 --> 00:03:18,280 What's wrong? 72 00:03:18,737 --> 00:03:19,737 I'm on strike. 73 00:03:20,447 --> 00:03:21,375 What happened? 74 00:03:21,398 --> 00:03:23,090 They say we're in dangerous conditions, 75 00:03:23,091 --> 00:03:24,990 and they got to put warning signs on the truck, 76 00:03:25,014 --> 00:03:26,733 'cause some guy got in an accident. 77 00:03:26,845 --> 00:03:29,581 It was a little more than an accident. 78 00:03:34,733 --> 00:03:37,426 Well, how long do you think this is gonna last? 79 00:03:37,507 --> 00:03:40,191 I don't know, but I can't be out of work right now. 80 00:03:41,037 --> 00:03:44,123 I'm trying to put some extra money down on the heat bill. 81 00:03:44,124 --> 00:03:45,928 Plus, the kids need new winter coats. 82 00:03:45,929 --> 00:03:47,981 Well, Chris could wear Drew's old coat. 83 00:03:48,200 --> 00:03:49,410 And Tanya will be okay. 84 00:03:50,233 --> 00:03:52,537 Her sleeves might be a little short, but we'll just 85 00:03:52,538 --> 00:03:53,695 buy her longer gloves. 86 00:03:54,891 --> 00:03:57,512 Fool don't know better than to light fire around gas, 87 00:03:57,513 --> 00:03:58,881 and now I'm all messed up. 88 00:03:59,314 --> 00:04:01,124 Baby, don't worry, I can just go down 89 00:04:01,125 --> 00:04:03,388 to the temp agency on Monday and get a job. 90 00:04:03,725 --> 00:04:04,725 They like me. 91 00:04:08,125 --> 00:04:11,042 My mother was pretty good with people when she wanted to be, 92 00:04:11,043 --> 00:04:13,730 so she never had any problem getting a job. 93 00:04:13,731 --> 00:04:14,836 Oh, you can stick it! 94 00:04:14,841 --> 00:04:16,630 I told you not to call my old job. 95 00:04:19,867 --> 00:04:21,923 You trying to get that secretary job? 96 00:04:22,792 --> 00:04:24,234 Girl, I like your shoes. 97 00:04:25,184 --> 00:04:26,184 Rochelle. 98 00:04:30,561 --> 00:04:31,748 Hi. Nice to meet you. 99 00:04:38,442 --> 00:04:40,461 Whoa, whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa. 100 00:04:40,895 --> 00:04:42,745 Yo, little man, let me hold a dollar. 101 00:04:42,746 --> 00:04:43,901 I don't have any money. 102 00:04:43,902 --> 00:04:44,956 So what you got, then? 103 00:04:44,957 --> 00:04:45,815 Nothing! 104 00:04:45,850 --> 00:04:48,363 I stopped carrying stuff, 'cause every time I come by here, 105 00:04:48,364 --> 00:04:49,568 you ask me where I live. 106 00:04:49,569 --> 00:04:52,411 I say, "Right down there," and then you rob me anyway. 107 00:04:52,871 --> 00:04:53,976 You live around here? 108 00:04:54,079 --> 00:04:55,289 Yeah, right down there. 109 00:04:55,664 --> 00:04:56,786 That's a nice bike. 110 00:04:57,242 --> 00:04:58,242 Look at that. Yeah. 111 00:04:58,341 --> 00:04:59,440 That's new? Yeah. 112 00:05:00,039 --> 00:05:02,723 Why don't you, uh, let me take a ride on your bike. 113 00:05:02,890 --> 00:05:05,295 Translation: Can I steal your bike, please? 114 00:05:05,296 --> 00:05:07,348 My dad said not to let anybody ride it. 115 00:05:07,525 --> 00:05:09,300 Why don't you guys leave him alone? 116 00:05:09,301 --> 00:05:10,552 Yo, Fat Mike. 117 00:05:11,108 --> 00:05:12,060 You know this dude? 118 00:05:12,061 --> 00:05:13,903 Yeah. He lives right up the street. 119 00:05:14,205 --> 00:05:16,261 Man, why you ain't say you know Fat Mike? 120 00:05:16,262 --> 00:05:17,683 Uh, because I don't. 121 00:05:18,114 --> 00:05:19,114 Fat Mike... 122 00:05:19,618 --> 00:05:20,618 you know him? 123 00:05:22,729 --> 00:05:23,729 No. 124 00:05:23,875 --> 00:05:24,875 Come on, man. 125 00:05:29,637 --> 00:05:30,637 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 126 00:05:31,190 --> 00:05:32,295 Let me hold a dollar. 127 00:05:33,666 --> 00:05:35,544 Why do you hang out with those guys? 128 00:05:35,568 --> 00:05:37,038 I just know them from the block. 129 00:05:37,039 --> 00:05:39,487 I wasn't sure why Fat Mike was hanging with me, 130 00:05:39,488 --> 00:05:42,772 but as long as it kept me from getting robbed, I was cool. 131 00:05:42,773 --> 00:05:44,252 You go to school around here? 132 00:05:44,253 --> 00:05:45,665 Yeah. Where do you go? 133 00:05:46,059 --> 00:05:48,451 Corleone. It's all the way over in Brooklyn Beach. 134 00:05:48,452 --> 00:05:49,873 Why all the way over there? 135 00:05:49,955 --> 00:05:50,955 My mom. 136 00:05:51,058 --> 00:05:52,490 She thinks it's "better." 137 00:05:53,783 --> 00:05:55,058 That's a nice bike. 138 00:05:55,206 --> 00:05:56,410 How long you had it? 139 00:05:56,411 --> 00:05:58,014 About three months now. 140 00:05:58,417 --> 00:05:59,732 I got it for my birthday. 141 00:06:00,227 --> 00:06:01,384 I wish I had that one. 142 00:06:03,026 --> 00:06:04,604 Why do they call you Fat Mike? 143 00:06:04,924 --> 00:06:06,029 They just always did. 144 00:06:06,410 --> 00:06:08,843 There were about ten Mikes in my neighborhood 145 00:06:08,844 --> 00:06:12,146 Big Head Mike spent more time in jail than out of jail. 146 00:06:12,147 --> 00:06:14,657 White Mike was just a white guy who lived on the block. 147 00:06:14,658 --> 00:06:16,768 Family didn't have enough money to leave. 148 00:06:16,769 --> 00:06:18,295 Tall Mike played ball. 149 00:06:18,784 --> 00:06:20,731 Monster Mike just scared kids. 150 00:06:21,032 --> 00:06:22,768 And Mike Mike was actually 151 00:06:22,789 --> 00:06:24,748 the first Mike that lived on the block 152 00:06:24,749 --> 00:06:26,538 But his real name was Paul. 153 00:06:28,666 --> 00:06:30,326 Oh, don't be scared of them. 154 00:06:30,544 --> 00:06:32,549 They'll leave you alone after a while. 155 00:06:32,550 --> 00:06:34,654 Translation: When they go to jail. 156 00:06:34,689 --> 00:06:36,806 You want to hang out after school tomorrow? 157 00:06:36,807 --> 00:06:37,807 I can't. 158 00:06:37,895 --> 00:06:39,914 I got to go to Jersey to see my father. 159 00:06:39,915 --> 00:06:42,111 I think I was the first kid that Fat Mike knew 160 00:06:42,112 --> 00:06:44,367 that actually had a father that lived at home. 161 00:06:44,368 --> 00:06:46,315 All right, then I'll catch you later. 162 00:06:52,645 --> 00:06:55,551 My father felt uncomfortable when he didn't have a job. 163 00:06:55,552 --> 00:06:59,236 So when he was home, he would do any work he could find. 164 00:07:01,662 --> 00:07:02,662 ♪ I work ♪ 165 00:07:03,769 --> 00:07:04,769 ♪ I work ♪ 166 00:07:05,819 --> 00:07:06,819 ♪ I work ♪ 167 00:07:07,970 --> 00:07:09,832 ♪♪ I work, baby ♪ 168 00:07:10,030 --> 00:07:11,030 ♪ I work ♪ 169 00:07:11,931 --> 00:07:12,931 ♪ I work ♪♪ 170 00:07:14,235 --> 00:07:15,235 ♪♪ I work ♪ 171 00:07:16,337 --> 00:07:17,337 ♪ I work ♪♪ 172 00:07:18,393 --> 00:07:19,393 ♪ I work ♪ 173 00:07:20,595 --> 00:07:22,422 ♪ I work, baby ♪♪ 174 00:07:22,862 --> 00:07:23,862 ♪ I work ♪♪ 175 00:07:24,953 --> 00:07:25,953 ♪ I work... ♪ 176 00:07:26,526 --> 00:07:28,079 Five cents worth of bread. 177 00:07:29,163 --> 00:07:30,934 ♪♪ I work, baby... ♪ 178 00:07:31,257 --> 00:07:32,730 Ten cents worth of Kool-Aid. 179 00:07:33,610 --> 00:07:35,294 ♪ I work-- I get the job done ♪♪ 180 00:07:37,656 --> 00:07:40,357 ♪ I work, baby, I work! ♪ 181 00:07:47,275 --> 00:07:48,214 Hey, man. 182 00:07:48,249 --> 00:07:50,467 You want to take a ride down to the park? 183 00:07:51,061 --> 00:07:52,376 I can't go off the block. 184 00:07:53,309 --> 00:07:55,158 Well, can I take a ride on your bike? 185 00:07:55,159 --> 00:07:56,684 Can't let anybody ride it. 186 00:07:56,837 --> 00:07:58,467 I'm only going to the corner. 187 00:07:58,468 --> 00:08:01,367 Cool guys always have a way of making you feel like a punk 188 00:08:01,368 --> 00:08:02,999 if you don't do what they say. 189 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:04,157 All right, I guess so. 190 00:08:07,514 --> 00:08:09,250 But it's only down to the corner. 191 00:08:09,411 --> 00:08:10,411 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 192 00:08:22,837 --> 00:08:23,837 Fat Mike! 193 00:08:25,187 --> 00:08:26,187 Fat Mike! 194 00:08:29,062 --> 00:08:31,458 Boy, stop all the hollering and put your bike up. 195 00:08:31,459 --> 00:08:32,564 It's time to come in. 196 00:08:39,368 --> 00:08:40,368 Hi, Mom. 197 00:08:40,468 --> 00:08:41,268 Hey, Mom. 198 00:08:41,269 --> 00:08:43,163 Daddy showed me how to fold napkins. 199 00:08:43,824 --> 00:08:45,087 Julius, what's all this? 200 00:08:45,220 --> 00:08:46,934 Hey, babe, how are you doing? 201 00:08:48,427 --> 00:08:51,532 You were working, so I wanted to have dinner ready for you. 202 00:08:52,086 --> 00:08:53,458 I cleaned the house too. 203 00:08:53,900 --> 00:08:55,110 Daddy washed and ironed 204 00:08:55,153 --> 00:08:56,312 all my school clothes. 205 00:08:56,313 --> 00:08:57,268 Mine, too. 206 00:08:57,269 --> 00:08:59,321 He even sewed up the holes in my socks. 207 00:09:00,318 --> 00:09:01,318 Did he, now? 208 00:09:02,171 --> 00:09:04,742 Looks like you were really busy today. 209 00:09:04,823 --> 00:09:06,643 You would think my mother would be happy 210 00:09:06,679 --> 00:09:08,569 that my father was helping out. 211 00:09:08,570 --> 00:09:10,380 But if losing his job was bad, 212 00:09:10,427 --> 00:09:12,182 doing her job was worse. 213 00:09:12,881 --> 00:09:13,881 You want to eat? 214 00:09:14,731 --> 00:09:16,536 No, I'm not that hungry. 215 00:09:20,189 --> 00:09:21,189 Hey, Mom. 216 00:09:22,587 --> 00:09:23,587 What's with mum? 217 00:09:24,479 --> 00:09:26,944 She probably got a headache from work or something. 218 00:09:26,968 --> 00:09:28,541 Uh, did you bring your bike in? 219 00:09:28,565 --> 00:09:29,516 Yeah. 220 00:09:29,651 --> 00:09:31,751 - You didn't let anybody ride it... - No! 221 00:09:32,002 --> 00:09:33,002 Good. 222 00:09:33,153 --> 00:09:35,100 These guys around here will steal it. 223 00:09:46,987 --> 00:09:47,987 Got that sausage. 224 00:09:48,182 --> 00:09:49,082 I'm full, Dad. 225 00:09:49,083 --> 00:09:50,872 Me, too. Those biscuits were good. 226 00:09:51,388 --> 00:09:52,545 Made 'em from scratch. 227 00:09:52,590 --> 00:09:53,823 Hey, Dad, can we have 228 00:09:53,858 --> 00:09:54,744 bacon tomorrow? 229 00:09:54,821 --> 00:09:56,131 Anything for you, baby. 230 00:09:56,385 --> 00:09:57,712 All right, you guys, uh, 231 00:09:57,736 --> 00:09:59,146 finish getting ready for school. 232 00:09:59,147 --> 00:10:00,375 - All right. - Chris, 233 00:10:00,965 --> 00:10:02,050 I was in the basement. 234 00:10:02,051 --> 00:10:03,261 I didn't see your bike. 235 00:10:03,508 --> 00:10:05,562 I put it under a sheet so it wouldn't get dirty. 236 00:10:05,563 --> 00:10:07,141 - Not my good sheets? - No, ma'am. 237 00:10:07,201 --> 00:10:09,618 If my parents found out about my bike, 238 00:10:09,619 --> 00:10:11,619 this was gonna be my last meal. 239 00:10:11,930 --> 00:10:13,128 What you put in these eggs? 240 00:10:13,129 --> 00:10:13,927 Just a little ham, 241 00:10:13,928 --> 00:10:15,803 cheddar cheese, season salt, 242 00:10:16,090 --> 00:10:17,358 a touch of basil, and 243 00:10:17,386 --> 00:10:19,279 just a-a little dash of hot sauce. 244 00:10:21,152 --> 00:10:22,257 Taste a little funny. 245 00:10:24,515 --> 00:10:25,778 You want something else? 246 00:10:26,575 --> 00:10:27,785 I'll have some sausage. 247 00:10:27,935 --> 00:10:28,935 Okay. 248 00:10:31,340 --> 00:10:32,340 Mmm. 249 00:10:34,775 --> 00:10:36,050 A little dry. 250 00:10:36,393 --> 00:10:37,468 Rochelle, 251 00:10:37,531 --> 00:10:39,425 I feel bad enough about not working. 252 00:10:39,852 --> 00:10:41,113 I don't need you around here 253 00:10:41,148 --> 00:10:42,818 complaining about how I do things. 254 00:10:43,487 --> 00:10:46,420 Well, if you did things right, I wouldn't have complain. 255 00:10:46,421 --> 00:10:48,947 Half the stuff around here I do better than you. 256 00:10:49,675 --> 00:10:50,880 It ain't that hard. 257 00:10:51,349 --> 00:10:54,179 My father was the oldest of ten brothers and sisters. 258 00:10:54,180 --> 00:10:57,133 He had been cooking and cleaning all of his life. 259 00:10:57,134 --> 00:10:58,923 But even if the job wasn't that hard 260 00:10:58,924 --> 00:11:00,766 he's not supposed to say it. 261 00:11:01,978 --> 00:11:02,978 What? 262 00:11:03,334 --> 00:11:04,649 You got something to say? 263 00:11:09,544 --> 00:11:13,474 WARNING! The following scene contains language of a frank and explicit nature. 264 00:11:13,475 --> 00:11:15,053 Viewer discrestion is advised. 265 00:11:15,539 --> 00:11:17,652 Well, ain't this about a b... 266 00:11:18,389 --> 00:11:19,389 Ooh! 267 00:11:19,787 --> 00:11:20,787 Are you crazy?! 268 00:11:20,887 --> 00:11:22,628 You do my job for one day. 269 00:11:23,195 --> 00:11:23,743 Ooh! 270 00:11:23,744 --> 00:11:25,112 And I make that damn hard! 271 00:11:25,504 --> 00:11:28,081 You baking, frying, biscuit-baking, 272 00:11:28,782 --> 00:11:31,584 pancake-making, bald-headed bastard! 273 00:11:35,282 --> 00:11:37,113 You must think I'm crazy! 274 00:11:39,024 --> 00:11:41,384 You can kiss my ain't-that-hard 275 00:11:44,501 --> 00:11:46,133 Have you lost your mind?! 276 00:11:49,662 --> 00:11:52,820 And that was my mother's way of letting him off easy. 277 00:11:52,843 --> 00:11:53,865 Got that? 278 00:11:56,011 --> 00:11:58,272 - Oh, yeah. - Hey. 279 00:12:00,170 --> 00:12:01,327 What's up, little man? 280 00:12:01,374 --> 00:12:02,904 I was looking for Fat Mike. 281 00:12:02,986 --> 00:12:03,972 You know Fat Mike? 282 00:12:03,973 --> 00:12:07,154 Yeah. I was here the other day when y'all tried to rob me. 283 00:12:07,276 --> 00:12:08,276 Oh. 284 00:12:08,576 --> 00:12:11,093 Yeah, you're the little dude from across the street, huh? 285 00:12:11,116 --> 00:12:13,110 Man,hat's the little dude from across the street. 286 00:12:13,133 --> 00:12:13,877 Oh, yeah. 287 00:12:14,006 --> 00:12:15,496 We didn't know that was you. 288 00:12:15,497 --> 00:12:18,286 You said that like I had on a disguise. 289 00:12:18,392 --> 00:12:19,651 Man, I ain't seen Fat Mike. 290 00:12:19,652 --> 00:12:20,967 I ain't seen him, either. 291 00:12:20,990 --> 00:12:22,835 Well, if you you see him, can you let him know 292 00:12:22,870 --> 00:12:24,391 that Chris was looking for him? 293 00:12:25,379 --> 00:12:26,537 Little dude? 294 00:12:28,185 --> 00:12:29,185 You know him? 295 00:12:31,106 --> 00:12:32,106 Nope. 296 00:12:32,505 --> 00:12:33,610 All right. All right. 297 00:12:33,754 --> 00:12:34,705 Yeah, fresh meat. 298 00:12:34,706 --> 00:12:35,863 Yeah, what's up? Yeah. 299 00:12:35,969 --> 00:12:37,056 Back. 300 00:12:37,252 --> 00:12:38,463 Let me hold a dollar. 301 00:12:45,069 --> 00:12:46,872 I didn't know Fat Mike's real name 302 00:12:46,873 --> 00:12:48,223 I didn't know where he lived. 303 00:12:48,224 --> 00:12:50,642 All I knew was, I had to get my bike back, 304 00:12:50,643 --> 00:12:52,169 because if I didn't... 305 00:12:52,495 --> 00:12:53,643 Mama, where's Chris? 306 00:12:53,926 --> 00:12:55,195 Somebody stole his bike 307 00:12:55,196 --> 00:12:57,762 after I told him not to let anybody ride it. 308 00:12:58,548 --> 00:13:00,376 So I smacked him into next week. 309 00:13:00,494 --> 00:13:01,605 I told you. 310 00:13:01,647 --> 00:13:03,021 He'll be back on Tuesday. 311 00:13:13,644 --> 00:13:14,376 Chris... please. 312 00:13:14,377 --> 00:13:16,805 Mom, Dad found $20 cleaning under my bed. 313 00:13:17,228 --> 00:13:18,230 That's nice. 314 00:13:18,231 --> 00:13:19,403 He let me keep five. 315 00:13:19,687 --> 00:13:21,529 Daddy, can you fix my doll's dress? 316 00:13:21,615 --> 00:13:22,625 It ripped. 317 00:13:22,660 --> 00:13:24,366 I can do that for you, baby. 318 00:13:24,392 --> 00:13:25,827 Oh, I want Dad to do it. 319 00:13:26,043 --> 00:13:27,388 He sews good. 320 00:13:27,948 --> 00:13:29,423 "Well," I sew well. 321 00:13:29,680 --> 00:13:30,761 I guess you do. 322 00:13:30,808 --> 00:13:31,942 Dad, this is good. 323 00:13:32,009 --> 00:13:33,140 What's this called? 324 00:13:33,141 --> 00:13:34,044 It's nothing. 325 00:13:34,045 --> 00:13:35,045 Just... 326 00:13:35,491 --> 00:13:37,388 Mmm, it tastes like syrup. 327 00:13:37,435 --> 00:13:39,478 It's maple barbecue baked chicken. 328 00:13:40,580 --> 00:13:42,180 Is that why it's so sweet? 329 00:13:42,784 --> 00:13:43,724 Oh, Ma, 330 00:13:43,725 --> 00:13:45,198 Dad cleaned the dishes good. 331 00:13:45,848 --> 00:13:47,541 I can see myself in the spoon. 332 00:13:48,668 --> 00:13:50,320 Oh, Dad, do we have dessert? 333 00:13:51,272 --> 00:13:52,272 Well, do we? 334 00:13:53,822 --> 00:13:54,822 Yeah. 335 00:13:55,340 --> 00:13:56,292 Peach cobbler. 336 00:13:56,293 --> 00:13:57,777 Peach cobbler! Peach cobbler! 337 00:13:57,801 --> 00:14:00,164 Oh, I love peach cobbler! Whoo! 338 00:14:00,350 --> 00:14:02,641 Ma, how come you never made peach cobbler? 339 00:14:02,747 --> 00:14:05,022 he made the ice cream from scratch, too. 340 00:14:05,224 --> 00:14:06,224 Mm-hmm. 341 00:14:06,520 --> 00:14:08,456 Can you pass some butter, please? 342 00:14:08,498 --> 00:14:09,799 It's supposed to be biscuits. 343 00:14:09,800 --> 00:14:11,053 Yeah. You want that biscuit? 344 00:14:11,088 --> 00:14:12,635 Dad, did you make the soda, too? 345 00:14:21,064 --> 00:14:22,847 Hey, need any help with the disshes? 346 00:14:22,848 --> 00:14:24,177 Oh, no, baby, I got it. 347 00:14:24,259 --> 00:14:25,454 Don't worry about it 348 00:14:26,680 --> 00:14:28,911 Yeah, well, I guess I'm going to go to bed, then. 349 00:14:28,912 --> 00:14:29,912 Okay. 350 00:14:31,959 --> 00:14:34,125 When do you think this strike is going to end? 351 00:14:34,126 --> 00:14:35,126 I don't know. 352 00:14:35,146 --> 00:14:36,536 They're still trying to figure out 353 00:14:36,537 --> 00:14:38,589 who's going to pay for the truck signs. 354 00:14:39,680 --> 00:14:41,781 Well, I hope they figure it out soon. 355 00:14:42,488 --> 00:14:47,359 ♪ ...And learn the way of love, my baby ♪ 356 00:14:49,154 --> 00:14:52,300 ♪ And all that it has to offer. ♪ 357 00:14:53,136 --> 00:14:56,848 Only a woman can make you feel wrong for doing right. 358 00:14:56,919 --> 00:14:58,973 Listen, I need a favor from you guys. 359 00:14:59,472 --> 00:15:00,472 - Okay. - Okay. 360 00:15:00,478 --> 00:15:02,056 Now, this is a little unusual, 361 00:15:02,560 --> 00:15:04,626 but I need you to do what I tell you. 362 00:15:07,988 --> 00:15:09,541 I want you to mess the house up. 363 00:15:09,542 --> 00:15:10,542 - Whoa. - What? 364 00:15:10,847 --> 00:15:12,052 Mess the house up? 365 00:15:12,296 --> 00:15:13,536 Won't Mama get mad? 366 00:15:13,690 --> 00:15:15,344 Yeah, but don't worry about it. 367 00:15:15,345 --> 00:15:16,727 Can I set Chris on fire? 368 00:15:17,050 --> 00:15:18,003 No, baby, 369 00:15:18,004 --> 00:15:19,582 don't set Chris on fire, okay? 370 00:15:19,989 --> 00:15:22,103 At least this time she asked for permission. 371 00:15:22,104 --> 00:15:23,104 Okay. 372 00:15:23,362 --> 00:15:25,084 Good. Now mess up your beds, 373 00:15:25,177 --> 00:15:27,067 eat a snack, leave your plates out. 374 00:15:27,068 --> 00:15:28,499 Leave your drawers in the hallway. 375 00:15:28,534 --> 00:15:30,851 Just don't set your brother on fire, all right? 376 00:15:31,256 --> 00:15:32,236 Now, go! 377 00:15:32,259 --> 00:15:33,031 Yes! 378 00:15:33,032 --> 00:15:35,284 All right, when I get done, can I go outside? 379 00:15:35,285 --> 00:15:36,952 Yeah, but just out front. 380 00:15:37,239 --> 00:15:38,239 Yeah! 381 00:16:01,654 --> 00:16:03,532 Black people didn't go this crazy again 382 00:16:03,533 --> 00:16:05,006 until the L.A. riots. 383 00:16:08,344 --> 00:16:10,817 I looked everywhere for Fat Mike. 384 00:16:10,891 --> 00:16:13,101 Well, considering I didn't go past the corner, 385 00:16:13,102 --> 00:16:14,996 everywhere was about a block. 386 00:16:15,003 --> 00:16:15,888 Hey, baby. 387 00:16:15,911 --> 00:16:18,026 It's getting late, so why don't you get your bike 388 00:16:18,062 --> 00:16:19,447 and come inside for dinner 389 00:16:19,511 --> 00:16:21,932 I'm sure your father made some fantastic meal. 390 00:16:23,684 --> 00:16:25,357 I figured maybe if I told her 391 00:16:25,380 --> 00:16:27,849 about my bike outside, she wouldn't kill me 392 00:16:27,850 --> 00:16:29,744 because of all the witnesses. 393 00:16:29,895 --> 00:16:31,217 Mom, Mom, Mom. 394 00:16:34,301 --> 00:16:35,655 I got to tell you something. 395 00:16:35,656 --> 00:16:36,656 What is it? 396 00:16:42,005 --> 00:16:43,057 I love your cooking. 397 00:16:45,178 --> 00:16:46,178 Thank you, baby. 398 00:16:46,757 --> 00:16:48,717 Get your bike and come on inside. 399 00:16:52,851 --> 00:16:53,851 Where were you? 400 00:16:54,575 --> 00:16:56,899 You said you'd bring my bike back two days ago. 401 00:16:56,900 --> 00:16:57,900 Sorry. 402 00:16:59,152 --> 00:17:00,803 That's it? Sorry? 403 00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:03,648 Well, what do you want me to say? I brought it back. 404 00:17:03,721 --> 00:17:06,446 You act like I was going to steal it or something. 405 00:17:06,467 --> 00:17:07,988 I did think you stoled it. 406 00:17:08,093 --> 00:17:09,333 Well, I didn't. 407 00:17:09,759 --> 00:17:11,540 I didn't know a lot about Fat Mike, 408 00:17:11,541 --> 00:17:14,033 but that's when I found out he wasn't a thief. 409 00:17:14,034 --> 00:17:15,034 Hey... 410 00:17:15,645 --> 00:17:16,645 What? 411 00:17:17,318 --> 00:17:19,235 I just didn't know where you were. 412 00:17:20,004 --> 00:17:22,652 Well, your mom said not to let anyone ride your bike. 413 00:17:22,653 --> 00:17:24,855 So I kept it so you wouldn't get in trouble. 414 00:17:24,890 --> 00:17:27,611 Now to him, that just makes perfect sense. 415 00:17:27,612 --> 00:17:28,406 You had my bike, 416 00:17:28,407 --> 00:17:30,276 so why would I want your bike? 417 00:17:31,480 --> 00:17:32,614 Anyway... 418 00:17:32,863 --> 00:17:34,126 you coming out tomorrow? 419 00:17:34,715 --> 00:17:35,715 Yeah, I guess so. 420 00:17:36,266 --> 00:17:37,266 I'll see you then. 421 00:17:37,314 --> 00:17:39,531 That's what the call a friendship in Bed Stuy-- 422 00:17:39,532 --> 00:17:42,058 a guy who doesn't steal your bike. 423 00:17:43,173 --> 00:17:44,040 Hey, Ma. 424 00:17:44,041 --> 00:17:45,041 Hi, ba... by. 425 00:17:45,441 --> 00:17:47,056 What in the world? 426 00:17:53,717 --> 00:17:54,717 Julius! 427 00:17:55,063 --> 00:17:56,063 Huh? 428 00:17:56,116 --> 00:17:58,261 What in the world happened in here?! 429 00:17:58,631 --> 00:17:59,631 Huh? 430 00:18:00,281 --> 00:18:01,532 I cannot believe... 431 00:18:01,992 --> 00:18:02,992 What is this? 432 00:18:03,251 --> 00:18:04,272 I don't know. 433 00:18:04,340 --> 00:18:06,325 - What do you mean you don't know? - What time is it? 434 00:18:06,348 --> 00:18:07,663 It looks like a whirlwind. 435 00:18:07,687 --> 00:18:09,940 He what are you going to make for dinner? 436 00:18:10,192 --> 00:18:11,191 Huh? 437 00:18:11,192 --> 00:18:15,045 WARNING! The following scene contains language of a frank and explicit nature. 438 00:18:15,046 --> 00:18:16,572 Viewer discretion is advised. 439 00:18:16,695 --> 00:18:19,107 Have you lost your monkey-ass mind? 440 00:18:19,311 --> 00:18:20,311 Dinner? 441 00:18:20,471 --> 00:18:22,873 Do I look like Florence from The Jeffersons? 442 00:18:22,874 --> 00:18:24,520 Get over here and pick this crap up 443 00:18:24,521 --> 00:18:26,573 before I smack the shine off your head. 444 00:18:26,926 --> 00:18:28,554 Today marks the end of the strike 445 00:18:28,555 --> 00:18:31,373 by local truckers, which began after one of the drivers 446 00:18:31,374 --> 00:18:32,795 was injured in an explosion 447 00:18:32,827 --> 00:18:34,530 caused by what the drivers termed 448 00:18:34,531 --> 00:18:36,169 "lack if adequate signage." 449 00:18:36,530 --> 00:18:38,333 An agreement was signed last night, 450 00:18:38,334 --> 00:18:40,243 and truckers will be back on the road - Yes! 451 00:18:40,244 --> 00:18:41,244 ...tomorrow. 452 00:18:41,514 --> 00:18:43,378 Thank you, Rob. In other news... 453 00:18:44,292 --> 00:18:45,292 Good morning. 454 00:18:45,345 --> 00:18:46,397 Good morning, Daddy. 455 00:18:47,104 --> 00:18:49,237 Ma, these pancakes are good. 456 00:18:50,274 --> 00:18:53,280 Yeah, Dad, how come you can't make pancakes like this? 457 00:18:53,702 --> 00:18:54,702 I don't know. 458 00:18:54,895 --> 00:18:57,316 I just don't have that touch like your mother. 459 00:18:59,670 --> 00:19:02,220 Chris, who was that little boy you were hanging with yesterday? 460 00:19:02,221 --> 00:19:03,221 Who, Fat Mike? 461 00:19:03,320 --> 00:19:05,372 Fool, now you know you are not supposed 462 00:19:05,491 --> 00:19:07,094 to be calling somebody fat. 463 00:19:07,154 --> 00:19:08,323 That's his name. 464 00:19:08,675 --> 00:19:10,319 What kind of name is Fat Mike? 465 00:19:10,343 --> 00:19:11,730 That's just what they call him. 466 00:19:11,731 --> 00:19:13,625 Well, you just be careful out there. 467 00:19:13,629 --> 00:19:15,629 And don't let that boy ride your bike. 468 00:19:15,939 --> 00:19:17,833 That's how your last one got stolen. 469 00:19:18,471 --> 00:19:19,996 As much as my mother complain 470 00:19:19,997 --> 00:19:23,628 about housework, she hated to have somebody else do it. 471 00:19:23,645 --> 00:19:25,949 And after my father got his job back, 472 00:19:25,950 --> 00:19:29,213 she got to do one of the things she does best... 473 00:19:29,910 --> 00:19:31,392 File your own damn papers. 474 00:19:31,657 --> 00:19:32,925 I do not need this. 475 00:19:33,064 --> 00:19:34,471 My husband has two jobs. 476 00:19:35,209 --> 00:19:36,577 Mother back at home 477 00:19:36,770 --> 00:19:38,401 and father back at work 478 00:19:38,666 --> 00:19:40,973 everything was back to normal again. 479 00:19:40,974 --> 00:19:42,921 Yo, little man, let me hold a dollar. 480 00:19:43,071 --> 00:19:44,071 I know Fat Mike. 481 00:19:44,176 --> 00:19:45,176 Who? 482 00:19:45,380 --> 00:19:46,380 Fat Mike. 483 00:19:46,431 --> 00:19:47,235 You know me. 484 00:19:47,236 --> 00:19:48,985 I'm the little dude across the street. 485 00:19:49,020 --> 00:19:51,756 What's that supposed to mean? We don't live around here. 486 00:19:53,097 --> 00:19:54,231 Help me! 487 00:19:55,163 --> 00:19:57,009 Hey, man... back here!