1 00:00:00,092 --> 00:00:02,111 Previously on Desperate Housewives... 2 00:00:02,210 --> 00:00:03,840 It means a lot to her to feel included. 3 00:00:03,860 --> 00:00:07,160 Sometimes dark clouds have silver linings... 4 00:00:07,190 --> 00:00:09,010 He sort of asked me out. 5 00:00:09,030 --> 00:00:11,480 It's okay with you if I go out with him? 6 00:00:11,500 --> 00:00:12,850 Sometimes they don't. 7 00:00:12,880 --> 00:00:16,070 Once that baby comes, I'm gonna be stuck raising a child alone. 8 00:00:16,090 --> 00:00:18,350 When it comes to life on Wisteria Lane... 9 00:00:18,380 --> 00:00:19,530 Will you marry me? 10 00:00:19,567 --> 00:00:21,553 Things that seem too good to be true... 11 00:00:21,582 --> 00:00:23,217 Does she know you killed your wife? 12 00:00:23,241 --> 00:00:24,152 Usually turn out... 13 00:00:24,177 --> 00:00:26,269 Get away from him now while you can. 14 00:00:26,295 --> 00:00:28,350 To be deadly. 15 00:00:30,095 --> 00:00:32,773 Brides are sensitive creatures, 16 00:00:32,785 --> 00:00:38,643 and no one knows this better than the bridesmaids who have to deal with them. 17 00:00:39,855 --> 00:00:43,751 Well, I think a 10-foot train is great, but a shorter one would be just as nice, 18 00:00:43,757 --> 00:00:46,313 and you wouldn't have to worry about people tripping on it. 19 00:00:48,667 --> 00:00:55,203 Personally, I love smoked rabbit, but for a sure crowd-pleaser, you can't beat chicken. 20 00:00:56,726 --> 00:00:59,562 Uh, sure, who doesn't love a string quartet? 21 00:00:59,678 --> 00:01:04,421 But if you got a band, maybe people could dance, as opposed to sway. 22 00:01:05,855 --> 00:01:11,371 But the one area where a bridesmaid's tact is most required involves the dress... 23 00:01:11,418 --> 00:01:12,820 So what do you think? 24 00:01:13,025 --> 00:01:15,083 she's required to wear. 25 00:01:15,155 --> 00:01:16,653 Well, um... 26 00:01:17,488 --> 00:01:21,281 I'm not sure that I've ever seen this shade of green before. 27 00:01:21,316 --> 00:01:23,982 Yeah, don't you think it'll be gorgeous with my coloring? 28 00:01:24,027 --> 00:01:25,943 Yes, it would look perfect. 29 00:01:25,967 --> 00:01:27,553 For someone with your coloring. 30 00:01:27,575 --> 00:01:31,131 I mean, I was lucky to find these. Not easy putting a wedding together in two weeks. 31 00:01:31,165 --> 00:01:32,963 Then why the rush? 32 00:01:32,996 --> 00:01:36,441 Yeah, Bree, I'd have thought of you as a person who wants time to plan. 33 00:01:36,468 --> 00:01:41,810 Well, Orson and I talked about it, and we just feel at our age, it's silly to wait. 34 00:01:41,847 --> 00:01:43,923 And with your help, I'm sure we can get it all done. 35 00:01:43,957 --> 00:01:46,303 Well, we are happy to pitch in. 36 00:01:46,347 --> 00:01:47,603 Oh, uh, that reminds me. 37 00:01:47,625 --> 00:01:49,391 I have to get a copy of the seating chart for you. 38 00:01:49,428 --> 00:01:51,612 Gaby, you are in charge of the centerpieces. 39 00:01:51,626 --> 00:01:54,840 And don't worry, Susan. I will thinkf a job for you. 40 00:01:57,075 --> 00:01:57,622 Here's a job. 41 00:01:57,667 --> 00:01:59,870 How about talking you out of marrying a homicidal dentist? 44 00:02:04,886 --> 00:02:07,283 His wife vanished, and he didn't even tell Bree. 45 00:02:07,307 --> 00:02:08,723 How much more proof do you need? 46 00:02:08,756 --> 00:02:11,030 He says he's innocent. She believes him. 47 00:02:11,057 --> 00:02:13,053 If we say we don't, she'll just end up hating us. 48 00:02:13,085 --> 00:02:13,722 Well, I'm sorry. 49 00:02:13,748 --> 00:02:18,911 I cannot sit here on my key lime ass and watch Bree make the worst mistake of her life! 50 00:02:20,528 --> 00:02:22,613 And what mistake would that be? 51 00:02:24,687 --> 00:02:25,933 Well... 52 00:02:28,978 --> 00:02:30,742 Honestly... 53 00:02:31,875 --> 00:02:37,182 Yes, a bridesmaid can question many of the bride's choices. 54 00:02:37,206 --> 00:02:39,563 These dresses are hideous. 55 00:02:40,268 --> 00:02:44,152 But the groom isn't one of them. 56 00:02:46,427 --> 00:02:56,401 By Tyno, Wisteria Team Transcript by YDY 57 00:03:04,385 --> 00:03:15,361 Forom.com & DHsubs.free.fr 58 00:03:26,945 --> 00:03:29,283 The perfect couple... 59 00:03:29,425 --> 00:03:32,250 We've all met them, haven't we? 60 00:03:32,336 --> 00:03:35,622 That man and woman so clearly made for each other, 61 00:03:35,665 --> 00:03:38,923 we feel certain they're on the road to happiness. 62 00:03:38,957 --> 00:03:41,833 But that road has many detours, 63 00:03:41,858 --> 00:03:45,293 and even perfect couples can find themselves... 64 00:03:45,687 --> 00:03:47,051 at a dead end. 65 00:03:47,238 --> 00:03:48,623 You want what?! 66 00:03:48,656 --> 00:03:49,581 You heard me. 67 00:03:49,625 --> 00:03:51,643 And I want the bedroom stereo. 68 00:03:51,675 --> 00:03:55,093 I want the marble console and that painting of St. Augustine. 69 00:03:55,125 --> 00:03:56,810 You don't even know who he is. 70 00:03:56,845 --> 00:03:58,151 I know he matches the drapes. 71 00:03:58,186 --> 00:03:59,460 People, can we focus here? 72 00:03:59,487 --> 00:04:01,152 And I want my pearl necklace back. 73 00:04:01,165 --> 00:04:02,703 Don't think I didn't notice that you swiped it. 74 00:04:02,715 --> 00:04:05,830 That was my Mama's and hers before her. I think it belongs in my family. 75 00:04:05,857 --> 00:04:09,592 There was a time that you thought I belonged in your family, and you got over that. 76 00:04:10,006 --> 00:04:11,730 -Stop eating my fries! -I'm hungry. 77 00:04:11,756 --> 00:04:13,030 You know what the doctor said. 78 00:04:13,067 --> 00:04:14,300 You should see his cholesterol. 79 00:04:14,335 --> 00:04:15,643 This man bleeds baking grease. 80 00:04:15,667 --> 00:04:17,191 Enough! 81 00:04:19,307 --> 00:04:21,590 You two are gonna have to find a way to deal with each other, 82 00:04:21,627 --> 00:04:24,101 because you are about to bring a child into this world. 83 00:04:24,148 --> 00:04:26,761 And divorced or not, once that child arrives, 84 00:04:26,797 --> 00:04:30,331 you will be bound together for as long as you live. 85 00:04:35,095 --> 00:04:37,440 Well, in that case... 86 00:04:38,048 --> 00:04:40,220 Have some more fries. 87 00:04:43,248 --> 00:04:44,691 I'll pick Kayla up on Sunday. 88 00:04:44,728 --> 00:04:45,470 Whenever. 89 00:04:45,508 --> 00:04:48,500 Just go. You and Turk have a great time. 90 00:04:48,525 --> 00:04:50,320 Oh, trust me, we will. 91 00:04:52,238 --> 00:04:53,873 The man is a jackhammer. 92 00:04:55,027 --> 00:04:56,222 Bye, Tom. 93 00:04:56,316 --> 00:04:58,370 See you Sunday! 94 00:04:58,526 --> 00:05:00,320 Where is she going? 95 00:05:00,358 --> 00:05:04,520 She and Turk are going down to the river for the weekend. 96 00:05:05,128 --> 00:05:06,722 That's Turk? That's the new boyfriend? 97 00:05:06,745 --> 00:05:07,512 Uh-Uh, no. 98 00:05:07,556 --> 00:05:08,930 Hey, hey, hey, Tom, please. 99 00:05:08,976 --> 00:05:11,542 I don't want my daughter hanging around with a guy like that. 100 00:05:11,568 --> 00:05:12,820 You haven't even met him. 101 00:05:12,866 --> 00:05:15,610 He could be the sweetest man in the world. 102 00:05:19,547 --> 00:05:24,083 More importantly, ever since he entered the picture, squeaky fromme is never around. 103 00:05:24,158 --> 00:05:25,703 It has been bliss. 104 00:05:25,748 --> 00:05:28,462 I haven't made this face... in a week. 105 00:05:29,006 --> 00:05:30,712 If you ruin this, so help me, I will hurt you. 106 00:05:30,745 --> 00:05:32,610 Just look at him. Look at him, please. 107 00:05:32,647 --> 00:05:35,463 I swear, that is a child's skull hanging from his rearview mirror. 108 00:05:35,485 --> 00:05:37,023 Doesn't that concern you? 109 00:05:37,055 --> 00:05:38,703 No, I'm good. 110 00:05:39,937 --> 00:05:41,853 Could be a monkey. 111 00:05:42,815 --> 00:05:47,102 Uh, I think I will have the... 112 00:05:47,138 --> 00:05:48,511 mesclun salad. 113 00:05:48,558 --> 00:05:51,411 That's it? That's all you're having? 114 00:05:51,547 --> 00:05:53,931 Well, all the food is very expensive. 115 00:05:53,965 --> 00:05:55,291 You don't need to whisper. 116 00:05:55,335 --> 00:05:57,811 The waiter knows they're robbing us blind. 117 00:05:57,846 --> 00:05:59,980 You can have whatever you want. 118 00:06:00,288 --> 00:06:04,672 In that case, I'll have the lobster bisque and the veal with the black truffles. 119 00:06:04,696 --> 00:06:05,453 Is that okay? 120 00:06:05,486 --> 00:06:06,471 Yeah, that's fine. 121 00:06:06,498 --> 00:06:08,330 I'll just have jane moved to the V. A. Hospital. 122 00:06:08,356 --> 00:06:10,103 -Oh, my God. -I'm kidding. 123 00:06:10,135 --> 00:06:11,302 It's fine. 124 00:06:12,227 --> 00:06:14,103 I'll have what she's having. 125 00:06:14,136 --> 00:06:15,430 Of course. 126 00:06:15,815 --> 00:06:17,562 God, I love seeing you laugh. 127 00:06:17,607 --> 00:06:20,313 Oh, well, it's been a long time since I've been in the mood to. 128 00:06:20,365 --> 00:06:21,403 Thank you. 129 00:06:21,425 --> 00:06:23,751 Oh, dear God! 130 00:06:23,805 --> 00:06:25,030 Did I squeeze too hard? 131 00:06:25,067 --> 00:06:27,833 No, it's my wife's parents. 132 00:06:30,208 --> 00:06:31,463 Oh, is this gonna be awkward? 133 00:06:31,495 --> 00:06:34,021 No, no, no, not unless, of course, they see us. 134 00:06:34,055 --> 00:06:34,963 Ian? 135 00:06:35,287 --> 00:06:36,322 Awkward. 136 00:06:36,746 --> 00:06:41,110 Jeff, Renee, what a delightful surprise. 137 00:06:41,978 --> 00:06:44,890 It's so good to see you, dear. 138 00:06:53,575 --> 00:06:56,592 Hello. I'm Renee, and this my husband Jeff. 139 00:06:56,625 --> 00:06:57,433 Susan Mayer. 140 00:06:57,468 --> 00:06:58,942 Uh, doctor... 141 00:06:59,026 --> 00:07:03,090 Dr. Susan Mayer. She's new to Jane's neurology team. 142 00:07:04,955 --> 00:07:08,152 I just assumed you worked in Ian's publishing house. 143 00:07:08,185 --> 00:07:11,671 Well, yes, and how nice that would've been, huh? 144 00:07:11,722 --> 00:07:14,957 Um, but, no, no, I'm a... 145 00:07:15,361 --> 00:07:17,182 A brain specialist. 146 00:07:17,227 --> 00:07:19,299 Well, Dr. Mayer, maybe I can ask you, 147 00:07:19,348 --> 00:07:22,413 our daughter's most recent E.E.G. showed brain spikes, 148 00:07:22,728 --> 00:07:25,740 but it didn't change the score on the glasgow scale. 149 00:07:26,548 --> 00:07:27,793 Why is that? 150 00:07:29,148 --> 00:07:31,443 What an excellent question. 151 00:07:33,867 --> 00:07:38,360 And this is the, uh... spinal cord. 152 00:07:38,477 --> 00:07:42,272 And it, of course, attaches to the brain. 153 00:07:42,296 --> 00:07:44,710 You don't have to dumb it down for us, doctor. 154 00:07:44,748 --> 00:07:46,773 We've been dealing with Jane's condition for years. 155 00:07:46,807 --> 00:07:47,721 Oh, good. 156 00:07:47,766 --> 00:07:52,110 Um, well, then let's, let's get technical. 157 00:07:52,145 --> 00:07:53,702 Uh, let's give Dr. Mayer the night off. 158 00:07:53,725 --> 00:07:57,621 She was in surgery for ten hours today performing a craniotomy. 159 00:07:57,648 --> 00:07:59,932 That's exactly the procedure Jane had. 160 00:07:59,958 --> 00:08:01,870 How'd it go? 161 00:08:02,928 --> 00:08:07,161 Uh, well, it just... Wow! 162 00:08:08,685 --> 00:08:11,112 I hear my, my phone vibrating. 163 00:08:11,855 --> 00:08:15,663 Um, hello, uh, Dr. Mayer. 164 00:08:15,857 --> 00:08:17,123 Yeah, what? 165 00:08:17,156 --> 00:08:19,940 You say that his brain shut off? 166 00:08:19,978 --> 00:08:21,521 Oh, well, I'll be right there. 167 00:08:21,546 --> 00:08:22,793 Um, stat. 168 00:08:23,206 --> 00:08:24,490 I'm sorry. 169 00:08:24,658 --> 00:08:26,242 Duty calls. 170 00:08:31,705 --> 00:08:32,773 Orson? 171 00:08:32,807 --> 00:08:35,513 I moved the furniture back! 172 00:08:36,105 --> 00:08:38,562 Good lord, Bree, not again. 173 00:08:43,746 --> 00:08:46,462 Don't you want our first dance to be perfect? 174 00:08:46,506 --> 00:08:49,993 There'll be 200 people staring at us. 175 00:08:52,945 --> 00:08:54,980 You know, Bree... 176 00:08:55,366 --> 00:08:59,390 Since that incident at our engagement party, there's been a lot of dark talk about me. 177 00:08:59,417 --> 00:09:01,553 Well, I don't pay attention to gossip. 178 00:09:01,587 --> 00:09:06,630 I'm just saying I would understand if you had second thoughts about marrying a man who's under a cloud. 179 00:09:08,498 --> 00:09:12,272 Well, no one who knows you could seriously believe that you could hurt a woman. 180 00:09:12,306 --> 00:09:16,101 Strangers may talk, but I know the truth. 181 00:09:16,277 --> 00:09:17,913 Really? 182 00:09:18,807 --> 00:09:20,790 Men have lied to me before. 183 00:09:20,825 --> 00:09:24,883 Believe me, that'll never happen again. 184 00:09:25,128 --> 00:09:28,021 So you trust me completely? 185 00:09:30,666 --> 00:09:32,953 Clearly, I do. 186 00:09:35,398 --> 00:09:39,683 The body is unusually well-preserved because it was buried in clay. 187 00:09:39,716 --> 00:09:41,501 Do we have a cause of death? 188 00:09:41,535 --> 00:09:44,492 Blunt force trauma to the head. 189 00:09:44,837 --> 00:09:49,233 I want you to pull all the missing persons reports, cross-check against her height, age and weight. 190 00:09:49,266 --> 00:09:54,003 I'm also running a D.N.A. panel since we won't be able to use her dental records. 191 00:09:54,027 --> 00:09:55,082 Why not? 192 00:09:55,637 --> 00:09:58,471 Whoever killed her pulled out all her teeth. 193 00:10:07,787 --> 00:10:08,960 Nora? 194 00:10:08,988 --> 00:10:10,183 What are you doing back? 195 00:10:10,226 --> 00:10:11,292 Are you okay? 196 00:10:11,305 --> 00:10:13,341 Shut the door! 197 00:10:14,316 --> 00:10:16,822 I don't want kayla to find me like this. 198 00:10:16,868 --> 00:10:18,410 What's wrong? 199 00:10:18,438 --> 00:10:20,252 Tuck and I had a fight. 200 00:10:20,287 --> 00:10:21,211 What? 201 00:10:21,248 --> 00:10:22,072 No! 202 00:10:22,106 --> 00:10:24,153 No, no, no! 203 00:10:24,235 --> 00:10:24,852 What happened? 204 00:10:24,886 --> 00:10:27,171 What happened is, Turk is an ass! 205 00:10:27,225 --> 00:10:30,012 On the way to the river, we stoped off at is bar. Then we were paying pool, 206 00:10:30,037 --> 00:10:32,753 and I got a little bitchy with one of the waitresses. So who cares, right? 207 00:10:32,776 --> 00:10:36,051 I mean, who cares? It's a bar, and we all do it, right? 208 00:10:36,116 --> 00:10:36,993 R... Right. 209 00:10:37,085 --> 00:10:40,060 So he tells me to watch my mouth. 210 00:10:40,097 --> 00:10:42,072 And I'm like, whoa! 211 00:10:42,447 --> 00:10:46,073 Get a load a Mr. Two Strikes trying to tell me how to act in public. 212 00:10:46,098 --> 00:10:48,632 And then he called me a whore. 213 00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:49,881 We're done. 214 00:10:49,926 --> 00:10:51,130 Okay, whoa! 215 00:10:51,155 --> 00:10:51,872 Take a deep breath. 216 00:10:51,897 --> 00:10:57,282 You don't break up with a guy because in a weak moment he calls you a whore. 217 00:10:57,316 --> 00:11:00,910 And then on the way out, he threatened to hit me. 218 00:11:01,757 --> 00:11:03,391 Okay, but he didn't. 219 00:11:03,416 --> 00:11:06,022 -And, you know, until... -Oh, jeez, Lynette, whose side are you on?! 220 00:11:06,056 --> 00:11:08,291 I'm on the side of love. 221 00:11:08,316 --> 00:11:10,941 You guys seem like such a perfect couple. 222 00:11:10,966 --> 00:11:11,960 I know. 223 00:11:11,996 --> 00:11:13,202 I just, I... 224 00:11:13,238 --> 00:11:19,243 You know, you don't wanna throw that all away 'cause of a little fight with no hitting. 225 00:11:20,975 --> 00:11:22,063 No. 226 00:11:22,378 --> 00:11:23,502 It's over. 227 00:11:25,768 --> 00:11:29,341 I just got off the phone with Turk's parole officer, and I was like, 228 00:11:29,486 --> 00:11:31,672 "Guess who ain't in Nevada no more"? 229 00:11:31,935 --> 00:11:33,331 Click. 230 00:11:41,395 --> 00:11:44,790 I think I'm gonna have to stay here tonight. 231 00:12:10,676 --> 00:12:12,863 Freeze! 232 00:12:15,817 --> 00:12:17,361 Austin? 233 00:12:20,937 --> 00:12:21,941 Anyway... 234 00:12:21,985 --> 00:12:27,033 Mom just got backfrom her cruise to Jamaica with new boobs and a 24-year-old cabin boy. 235 00:12:27,078 --> 00:12:31,160 Needless to say, me and Mr. "Can I get yousome more hot towels?", 236 00:12:31,197 --> 00:12:32,720 we didn't exactly hit it off. 237 00:12:32,977 --> 00:12:36,481 So after I broke his nose, I figured it was great time to come visit my favorite Aunt. 238 00:12:36,506 --> 00:12:38,982 Your mom always did have lousy taste in men. 239 00:12:39,016 --> 00:12:42,320 So, I figured I'd crash here for the night. 240 00:12:42,357 --> 00:12:44,801 Then itch down to Mexico. Hang out, party. 241 00:12:44,825 --> 00:12:48,663 Yeah, I'm thinking, like, no way in hell. 242 00:12:48,677 --> 00:12:52,213 You're gonna stay here with me until things blow over with your mom, okay? 243 00:12:52,246 --> 00:12:52,891 Cool. 244 00:12:52,917 --> 00:12:54,310 Thanks. 245 00:12:56,008 --> 00:12:58,901 Oh, wait, you're 18, right? 246 00:12:59,015 --> 00:13:01,221 Well that's what my I.D. says. 247 00:13:01,256 --> 00:13:03,680 Yeah, mine, too. 248 00:13:13,357 --> 00:13:15,332 You were supposed to be on bed rest. 249 00:13:15,597 --> 00:13:16,603 I'm bored. 250 00:13:16,965 --> 00:13:20,611 Well, why don't you try putting a pair of pants? That should kill a couple of hours. 251 00:13:27,117 --> 00:13:27,902 Hey, babe. 252 00:13:29,197 --> 00:13:32,271 What is she doing out bed? That can't be good for her. 253 00:13:32,606 --> 00:13:34,413 Or the stairs. 254 00:13:35,087 --> 00:13:36,292 What do you want? 255 00:13:36,328 --> 00:13:38,350 The mediator was right. 256 00:13:38,557 --> 00:13:40,633 A month from now we're not just gonna be Carlos and Gaby. 257 00:13:40,655 --> 00:13:45,771 We're gonna be mom and dad, and I don't wanna be at war with the mother of my child. 258 00:13:46,227 --> 00:13:47,361 So, here. 259 00:13:48,827 --> 00:13:50,843 Your Mama's pearls? 260 00:13:50,898 --> 00:13:51,840 Carlos... 261 00:13:54,875 --> 00:13:55,753 Thank you. 262 00:13:56,157 --> 00:13:57,211 And...? 263 00:13:57,807 --> 00:13:58,663 And what? 264 00:13:59,156 --> 00:14:02,332 Wouldn't you like to make some reciprocal gesture? 265 00:14:02,978 --> 00:14:03,972 Fine. 266 00:14:03,996 --> 00:14:07,410 You can come to Bree's wedding reception as my guest. 267 00:14:07,437 --> 00:14:08,283 Thanks. 268 00:14:08,645 --> 00:14:10,083 -Here. -Here? 269 00:14:10,747 --> 00:14:12,511 You're throwing a... reception? 270 00:14:12,566 --> 00:14:14,270 Yeah, that's our wedding present to Bree. 271 00:14:14,308 --> 00:14:17,081 So I give you a priceless family heirloom, and in return, 272 00:14:17,107 --> 00:14:19,883 you invite me to a party at my house that I'm paying for? 273 00:14:20,097 --> 00:14:23,293 Well, what kind of gesture did you have in mind? 274 00:14:29,387 --> 00:14:31,452 Things I'll do for jewelry. 275 00:14:36,667 --> 00:14:39,250 Susan, I am so sorry. 276 00:14:39,286 --> 00:14:40,782 Dr. Mayer? 277 00:14:40,818 --> 00:14:41,880 Panic. 278 00:14:42,037 --> 00:14:43,882 Pure panic. 279 00:14:43,917 --> 00:14:44,950 Here. 280 00:14:44,987 --> 00:14:47,441 These are for ruining our first date. 281 00:14:47,817 --> 00:14:49,452 Not in front of Mike! 282 00:14:49,476 --> 00:14:52,682 Oh, look, Mike, Ian brought you flowers. 283 00:14:52,707 --> 00:14:55,502 I'll just go put them in some water. 284 00:14:59,495 --> 00:15:02,211 Look, I was just trying to protect Jane's parents. 285 00:15:02,237 --> 00:15:03,371 Oh, please. 286 00:15:03,418 --> 00:15:07,191 They still haven't accepted the fact that Jane isn't going to wake up. 287 00:15:07,217 --> 00:15:12,121 If they knew that we were on a date, that I was trying to move on, well, it would devastate them. 288 00:15:12,178 --> 00:15:15,250 That a really lovely excuse, but it isn't the whole story, isn't it? 289 00:15:15,288 --> 00:15:16,200 Excuse me? 290 00:15:16,225 --> 00:15:18,673 A part of you feels that you're cheating on her. 291 00:15:18,695 --> 00:15:22,542 No. Well, perhaps a small part, but that doesn't mean... 292 00:15:22,565 --> 00:15:25,461 It's all right, 'cause I feel guilty, too. 293 00:15:25,537 --> 00:15:29,163 That's why we should just stop is right now, because it's all way too complicated, 294 00:15:29,205 --> 00:15:34,321 And I think we'd both be happier if we just went back to being friends. 295 00:15:35,687 --> 00:15:38,713 Well, I don't think I can do that. 296 00:15:39,747 --> 00:15:43,830 The truth is, I haven't thought of you as just a friend for some time now. 297 00:15:43,857 --> 00:15:47,521 Maybe I shouldn't have let myself feel that way, but I have. 298 00:15:47,566 --> 00:15:50,262 I can't go back, I'm sorry. 299 00:15:53,028 --> 00:15:56,732 Well, if we can't be friends... 300 00:15:57,876 --> 00:15:59,731 Then I guess we'll be nothing. 301 00:16:30,765 --> 00:16:32,961 Hey, leave that alone. 302 00:16:32,995 --> 00:16:35,621 Sorry, I was just... 303 00:16:37,327 --> 00:16:39,471 Turning it down. 304 00:16:41,067 --> 00:16:42,703 What, you're not a music fan? 305 00:16:42,745 --> 00:16:44,072 Sure, it's just, um... 306 00:16:44,107 --> 00:16:47,143 Got anything where a pimp isn't beating his ho? 307 00:16:49,205 --> 00:16:52,383 I'm Austin, Edie Britt's nephew. 308 00:16:52,666 --> 00:16:54,772 I'm Julie, Susan Mayer's daughter. 309 00:16:57,878 --> 00:17:00,680 Anyway, um, I was trying to do my homework, so... 310 00:17:00,726 --> 00:17:01,952 On a Saturday? 311 00:17:02,547 --> 00:17:07,753 Well, make sure and take regular breaks and stop for a sensible dinner. 312 00:17:08,507 --> 00:17:09,641 Just keep it down. 313 00:17:09,677 --> 00:17:11,322 You had it really loud. 314 00:17:11,368 --> 00:17:13,572 That's how I like it. 315 00:17:14,418 --> 00:17:16,200 How do you like it? 316 00:17:18,098 --> 00:17:22,042 You know what? You're not that hot. 317 00:17:32,055 --> 00:17:33,143 Hey, what are you doing? 318 00:17:33,165 --> 00:17:35,073 Oh, I'm working on a seating chart. 319 00:17:35,107 --> 00:17:36,481 For Bree's wedding. 320 00:17:36,776 --> 00:17:38,470 Nora? Who invited her? 321 00:17:38,498 --> 00:17:39,223 I did. 322 00:17:39,246 --> 00:17:44,140 We need to find her another boyfriend, and weddings are crawling with single men. 323 00:17:45,097 --> 00:17:46,963 Hey, I hope you're not seating her next to any of my friends. 324 00:17:46,995 --> 00:17:49,083 Hey, sacrifices must be made, Tom. 325 00:17:49,217 --> 00:17:50,161 No, Jerry Rawlings! 326 00:17:50,198 --> 00:17:51,192 Not Jerry Rawlings! 327 00:17:51,216 --> 00:17:54,211 If she gets her psycho hooks in Jerry Rawings, he will never speak to me again. 328 00:17:54,245 --> 00:17:56,451 Oh, there are other urologists in the world. 329 00:17:56,477 --> 00:17:58,121 Go back to that other guy. 330 00:17:58,148 --> 00:17:59,201 The one with the cold hands? 331 00:17:59,237 --> 00:18:01,213 Oh, it's once a year. Suck it up. 332 00:18:01,248 --> 00:18:03,182 Get a grip, Lynette. 333 00:18:03,218 --> 00:18:05,631 "Get a grip"?! 334 00:18:05,677 --> 00:18:08,190 I am hanging on for dear life here. 335 00:18:08,206 --> 00:18:12,652 You are the one that brought this little problem into our family, 336 00:18:12,677 --> 00:18:17,832 And the only thing I should be hearing from you is, "how can I help"? 337 00:18:17,888 --> 00:18:23,280 I am also putting Stevie Handson at her table, so you might want to start shopping around for a new golf buddy. 338 00:18:27,526 --> 00:18:28,710 Get a grip. 339 00:19:06,497 --> 00:19:07,332 Hi. 340 00:19:07,365 --> 00:19:08,481 My name is Susan Mayer. 341 00:19:08,518 --> 00:19:10,412 Your neighbor told me I could find you here. 342 00:19:10,448 --> 00:19:10,993 Yeah? 343 00:19:11,258 --> 00:19:14,142 Well, I was at my friend Bree's engagement party the other night. 344 00:19:14,177 --> 00:19:19,602 You know, when you came in and you did that whole "Orson killed his wife" thing? 345 00:19:19,637 --> 00:19:22,623 I was just wondering if you could elaborate. 346 00:19:22,655 --> 00:19:23,781 He killed her. 347 00:19:23,816 --> 00:19:25,022 What else do you need to know? 348 00:19:25,056 --> 00:19:29,663 Well, what makes you so sure? Do you have any proof? 349 00:19:31,887 --> 00:19:32,973 Look, I can't talk now. 350 00:19:32,995 --> 00:19:36,723 -I get off at 6:00. -My friend is marring that men in two hours. 351 00:19:36,757 --> 00:19:38,792 Please? 352 00:19:39,428 --> 00:19:45,893 Okay, I need $10 in unroled pennies and I need to see you count it, 353 00:19:45,918 --> 00:19:48,862 'cause last time you sttif me! 354 00:19:52,947 --> 00:19:56,513 After Alma disappeared, the police came and searched the house. 355 00:19:56,555 --> 00:19:57,500 The police? 356 00:19:57,538 --> 00:20:00,543 -What did they find? -Nothing. 357 00:20:01,716 --> 00:20:03,330 And that's bad, why? 358 00:20:03,347 --> 00:20:04,512 Don't you get it? 359 00:20:04,746 --> 00:20:10,392 When the police showed up, Orson had scrubbed every inch of the place clean with blich. 360 00:20:10,428 --> 00:20:13,320 No fingerprints, no skin cells, no D.N.A. 361 00:20:13,356 --> 00:20:16,400 It was like Alma had never existed. 362 00:20:17,478 --> 00:20:21,792 Who cleans a house like that unless he has something to hide? 363 00:20:28,415 --> 00:20:29,261 So when I left the bank, 364 00:20:29,287 --> 00:20:31,402 I called the detective that worked the case, 365 00:20:31,437 --> 00:20:36,523 And he said that the only reason Orson was never charged was because they never found the body. 366 00:20:36,546 --> 00:20:37,873 So he was an actual suspect? 367 00:20:37,895 --> 00:20:41,420 -He was the only suspect. -Oh, my God! What are we gonna do? 368 00:20:41,457 --> 00:20:43,663 Well, you know what we have to do. 369 00:20:45,805 --> 00:20:47,020 That was close. 370 00:20:47,055 --> 00:20:49,342 The florist put three mums in my bridal bouquet, 371 00:20:49,376 --> 00:20:50,953 but not to worry. 372 00:20:50,986 --> 00:20:52,170 Crisis averted. 373 00:20:52,215 --> 00:20:56,250 Bree... we have to talk. 374 00:21:04,445 --> 00:21:05,671 Ah, Reverend. 375 00:21:05,705 --> 00:21:07,420 Any word from the bridal party? 376 00:21:07,466 --> 00:21:09,502 They're still in the bride's room. You know women. 377 00:21:09,536 --> 00:21:12,450 They're probably in there fussing about mascara and blush. 378 00:21:12,517 --> 00:21:15,761 He did not hack her up and dissolve the pieces in acid! 379 00:21:15,795 --> 00:21:17,113 I said it was a theory. 380 00:21:17,127 --> 00:21:20,181 The point is, Alma disappeared under very suspicious circumstances. 381 00:21:20,217 --> 00:21:22,380 I don't have time for this. I'm getting married now. 382 00:21:22,408 --> 00:21:24,882 This is your day. You can push the ceremony back an hour. 383 00:21:24,905 --> 00:21:26,481 Now get that detective on the phone, 384 00:21:26,517 --> 00:21:28,113 talk things out with Orson. 385 00:21:28,145 --> 00:21:29,813 I can't talk to Orson. 386 00:21:29,846 --> 00:21:33,012 It's bad luck for the groom to see the bride before the wedding. 387 00:21:33,035 --> 00:21:36,302 You know what's really bad luck? Marrying a wife-killer. 388 00:21:36,958 --> 00:21:39,610 If the three of you don't drop this right now, 389 00:21:39,648 --> 00:21:41,020 I will never forgive you. 390 00:21:41,058 --> 00:21:44,362 Bree, we are just doing this because we love you. 391 00:21:46,037 --> 00:21:47,522 But... 392 00:21:47,646 --> 00:21:52,032 If you can honestly tell us that you don't have the slightest doubt... 393 00:21:52,128 --> 00:21:55,133 None whatsoever. 394 00:22:59,876 --> 00:23:03,390 Dearly beloved, we are gathered here together in the sight of God, 395 00:23:03,418 --> 00:23:08,112 -to join this man and woman in holy... -Excuse me? 396 00:23:08,135 --> 00:23:10,561 Could you give us just a second? 397 00:23:10,907 --> 00:23:13,891 -Is something wrong? -I just need a moment. 398 00:23:19,797 --> 00:23:23,141 Before we do this, there's something I need to ask you. 399 00:23:23,246 --> 00:23:24,630 What? 400 00:23:24,986 --> 00:23:27,682 Did you kill your wife? 401 00:23:27,845 --> 00:23:29,781 Susan talked to that Carolyn woman. 402 00:23:29,807 --> 00:23:32,833 Why didn't you tell me that the police seached your house. 403 00:23:32,867 --> 00:23:36,883 Because it's embarrassing, and they didn't find anything. 404 00:23:36,915 --> 00:23:39,953 Is that because you scrubbed the house so thoroughly? 405 00:23:39,978 --> 00:23:43,022 When I'm upset, I clean. 406 00:23:46,606 --> 00:23:47,672 For God's sake, Bree, 407 00:23:47,707 --> 00:23:52,703 I swear to you I did not kill my wife. 408 00:23:56,457 --> 00:23:57,821 Okay. 409 00:24:02,878 --> 00:24:04,493 Proceed. 410 00:24:06,048 --> 00:24:07,092 Dearly beloved, 411 00:24:07,117 --> 00:24:10,752 We are gathered here together in the sight of God, 412 00:24:10,785 --> 00:24:14,392 to join this man and woman in holy matrimony, 413 00:24:14,436 --> 00:24:16,202 which is an honorable estate... 414 00:24:39,997 --> 00:24:42,593 Hey! Look at you, miss popular! 415 00:24:42,627 --> 00:24:44,572 So are you having a good time over there? 416 00:24:44,585 --> 00:24:45,910 As if, 417 00:24:45,927 --> 00:24:48,933 And I don't know what idiot stuck me at that table, 418 00:24:48,947 --> 00:24:52,111 But every guy over there is just a boring stiff. 419 00:24:52,128 --> 00:24:53,281 All of them? 420 00:24:53,315 --> 00:24:57,072 What about... Jerry? Jerry's fun. 421 00:24:57,517 --> 00:25:01,170 You mean Mr. Fatty hair plugs? Oh, yeah, he's a blast. 422 00:25:03,597 --> 00:25:05,420 Um, how about Steve? 423 00:25:05,475 --> 00:25:07,922 You know what? I hear his family has money. 424 00:25:07,955 --> 00:25:11,903 Well, then maybe they could all chip in and buy him some deodorant. 425 00:25:11,947 --> 00:25:13,053 I'm through with those losers. 426 00:25:13,096 --> 00:25:15,663 I'm gonna stay right here with you. 427 00:25:16,447 --> 00:25:18,403 Are you gonna eat that? 428 00:25:22,145 --> 00:25:23,703 Hey, look at you! 429 00:25:23,988 --> 00:25:25,651 God, I hate wearing a tux. 430 00:25:25,798 --> 00:25:28,503 On my way in, Bree's Aunt Fern asked me to park the car. 431 00:25:28,528 --> 00:25:29,952 She's got glaucoma. 432 00:25:29,977 --> 00:25:32,662 To her, you're nothing but a hispanic blur. 433 00:25:32,775 --> 00:25:34,740 Let me fix your tie. 434 00:25:35,987 --> 00:25:38,160 Hey, you're wearing Mama's pearls. 435 00:25:38,195 --> 00:25:39,372 Yeah. 436 00:25:46,697 --> 00:25:48,131 Hey, Julie! 437 00:25:48,167 --> 00:25:50,303 Have you met my nephew Austin? 438 00:25:50,337 --> 00:25:51,151 Yeah, we've met. 439 00:25:51,165 --> 00:25:54,030 I just didn't recognize him with his shirt on. 440 00:25:57,857 --> 00:25:59,863 She couldn't take her eyes off my abs. 441 00:25:59,887 --> 00:26:01,821 I felt violated. 442 00:26:06,395 --> 00:26:08,380 Hi, Edie. Nice party, huh? 443 00:26:08,408 --> 00:26:09,900 It was. 444 00:26:13,557 --> 00:26:14,563 Perfect. 445 00:26:14,598 --> 00:26:17,330 Well, it's nice to see you two getting along again. 446 00:26:17,366 --> 00:26:19,761 We've sort of turned a corner. Really? 447 00:26:19,777 --> 00:26:21,633 Does that mean you're gonna be getting back together? 448 00:26:21,657 --> 00:26:23,242 -Maybe. -God, no! 449 00:26:26,155 --> 00:26:28,401 Wow, is that shrimp? 450 00:26:29,135 --> 00:26:32,231 What would make you think I would even consider taking you back? 451 00:26:32,267 --> 00:26:34,201 Well, you invited me to be your date. 452 00:26:34,226 --> 00:26:35,813 "Guest," Carlos. I said "guest." 453 00:26:35,828 --> 00:26:37,581 Come on, you've been flirting with me since I came in... 454 00:26:37,606 --> 00:26:39,070 "Here, baby, let me fix your tie." 455 00:26:39,096 --> 00:26:40,431 I mean, for a woman who's not interested, 456 00:26:40,448 --> 00:26:42,090 you sure are sending some mixed signals. 457 00:26:42,125 --> 00:26:44,601 You want a clear signal? How's this? 458 00:26:48,968 --> 00:26:50,411 -Ian! -Susan! 459 00:26:50,758 --> 00:26:52,372 What are you doing here? 460 00:26:52,656 --> 00:26:55,941 Well, my cousin is Dr. Hodges' dental hygienist, 461 00:26:55,985 --> 00:26:57,383 and her husband... He couldn't join us 462 00:26:57,407 --> 00:27:00,523 since he'd come down with a spot of impetigo, so she called me, 463 00:27:00,915 --> 00:27:03,053 Knowing how much I love a good garter toss, and so... 464 00:27:03,088 --> 00:27:04,033 Ian. 465 00:27:04,897 --> 00:27:07,521 Yes, I'm such a terrible liar. 466 00:27:08,508 --> 00:27:10,951 Impetigo, where did that come from? 467 00:27:12,258 --> 00:27:13,871 So what are you really doing here? 468 00:27:15,836 --> 00:27:16,670 Look... 469 00:27:17,655 --> 00:27:20,941 I can't stop thinking about us, 470 00:27:20,968 --> 00:27:22,622 about how great we could be together, 471 00:27:22,656 --> 00:27:24,833 and I think you're making a mistake. 472 00:27:24,867 --> 00:27:27,053 -Ian... -Susan, please don't go. 473 00:27:27,077 --> 00:27:28,821 Can't we at least talk about this? 474 00:27:28,845 --> 00:27:32,703 I can't, 'cause I have... bridesmaid stuff. 475 00:27:37,097 --> 00:27:38,040 HI there. 476 00:27:38,248 --> 00:27:40,461 I just wanted to say you're doing a great job... 477 00:27:41,076 --> 00:27:42,113 Tad. 478 00:27:42,665 --> 00:27:45,603 That's, um, that's such a masculine name. 479 00:27:46,028 --> 00:27:47,953 My boyfriend seems to like it. 480 00:27:48,946 --> 00:27:50,132 Okay, here's the drill. 481 00:27:50,217 --> 00:27:53,160 My ex is here, and I wanna piss him off, so just act like you're all hot for me, 482 00:27:53,187 --> 00:27:54,823 and there's a 100 buck tip in it for you. 483 00:27:55,107 --> 00:27:58,432 Right. Uh, so should I... cup your boob? 484 00:27:58,517 --> 00:27:59,480 No, I'll drive. 485 00:28:10,797 --> 00:28:12,323 Tequila, straight. 486 00:28:15,116 --> 00:28:17,912 Hey, are there any decent single women athis wedding? 487 00:28:18,535 --> 00:28:19,891 Not that I've seen. 488 00:28:20,738 --> 00:28:22,980 Ah, damn it. Not a one. 489 00:28:25,676 --> 00:28:26,730 Hey, Carlos. 490 00:28:27,027 --> 00:28:30,423 You should come over to our table. That's where all the hotties are. 491 00:28:30,587 --> 00:28:31,233 Hey, everyone! 492 00:28:31,245 --> 00:28:34,232 I'd say it is time that we get Bree and Orson up here 493 00:28:34,248 --> 00:28:36,511 for their first dance as a married couple. 494 00:28:36,545 --> 00:28:42,630 Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Mr. and Mrs. Orson Hodge! 495 00:29:03,525 --> 00:29:05,331 Orson, you look so serious. 496 00:29:05,405 --> 00:29:07,480 I'm trying to remember my steps. 497 00:29:11,677 --> 00:29:13,153 You're upset, aren't you? 498 00:29:13,356 --> 00:29:15,633 You're still thinking about what I said at the church. 499 00:29:16,226 --> 00:29:17,051 Which part, darling? 500 00:29:17,076 --> 00:29:20,442 The "I do" part, or the "did you kill your wife?" part? 501 00:29:22,416 --> 00:29:24,463 I'm sorry, but I had to ask. 502 00:29:25,266 --> 00:29:26,601 That's my point. 503 00:29:27,086 --> 00:29:28,371 You had to ask. 504 00:29:37,266 --> 00:29:39,592 You are gonna rot in hell for this. 505 00:29:40,155 --> 00:29:42,751 Hey, I just brought two lost souls together. 506 00:29:45,937 --> 00:29:48,443 Okay, how about this? He cheated on my friend. 507 00:29:49,207 --> 00:29:54,111 He deserves every bit of... crazy. She's gonna rain down on him. 508 00:29:56,978 --> 00:30:00,200 Hell... rot... you. 509 00:30:09,355 --> 00:30:11,362 What are they doing? 510 00:30:14,398 --> 00:30:17,632 Rounding second and heading for third. 511 00:30:22,737 --> 00:30:23,613 Carlos! 512 00:30:23,998 --> 00:30:25,832 Oh, hey, Gaby. Look, I made a new friend. 513 00:30:25,856 --> 00:30:29,182 Yes, I've been watching you make your new friend, and it's disgusting! 514 00:30:29,407 --> 00:30:31,291 Do you mind? We're trying to dance here. 515 00:30:31,367 --> 00:30:32,800 Who the hell are you, anyway, 516 00:30:32,837 --> 00:30:35,142 and why the hell are you at this wedding?! 517 00:30:36,316 --> 00:30:38,420 This is not gonna end well. 518 00:30:39,068 --> 00:30:41,412 They're just two random people who met at a wedding. 519 00:30:41,868 --> 00:30:43,382 Can't pin it on. 520 00:30:44,466 --> 00:30:46,131 It was her! 521 00:30:46,967 --> 00:30:49,293 Lynette Scavo, I wanna talk to you! 522 00:30:51,265 --> 00:30:52,232 I'll see you at home. 523 00:30:54,058 --> 00:30:54,791 What are you thinking? 524 00:30:54,828 --> 00:30:57,930 I didn't invite you here to embarrass me in front of my friends. 525 00:30:57,955 --> 00:31:02,542 Oh, no, you just wanted me to watch while you sucked the zits off some teenage waiter! 526 00:31:02,587 --> 00:31:04,753 That's it. I take my invitation back. 527 00:31:04,798 --> 00:31:06,810 You are no longer welcome in my house. 528 00:31:06,868 --> 00:31:09,782 Fine, I'll go! Just give me back the pearls. 529 00:31:09,837 --> 00:31:11,652 -No! -Gaby... 530 00:31:11,687 --> 00:31:13,782 -Carlos, no! -They were my Mama's! 531 00:31:13,828 --> 00:31:14,513 No! 532 00:31:16,987 --> 00:31:18,541 Now look what you've done! 533 00:31:20,157 --> 00:31:21,373 Mrs. Solis! 534 00:31:21,455 --> 00:31:23,002 -No, Carlos! -Hey, give me that! 535 00:31:23,227 --> 00:31:25,361 -Give me those! -Pardon me. Excuse me. 536 00:31:25,406 --> 00:31:27,721 -Get away! Those are mine! -No, the hell they are! 537 00:31:27,755 --> 00:31:28,763 Mrs. Solis? 538 00:31:28,785 --> 00:31:31,001 -Not now, Xiao-Mei! -Mrs. Solis! 539 00:31:31,048 --> 00:31:32,712 Oh, for God sakes, what?! 540 00:31:43,188 --> 00:31:46,461 I think maybe it's time. 541 00:31:47,787 --> 00:31:52,243 And I wish you both a lifetime of happiness. 542 00:31:56,527 --> 00:31:58,712 That was beautiful, Aunt Fern. Thank you. 543 00:31:58,965 --> 00:32:01,433 Hey, they mopped up all the amniotic fluid, 544 00:32:01,445 --> 00:32:04,200 so we should feel safe start the conga line! 545 00:32:04,258 --> 00:32:06,733 Actually, I'd like to say a few words. 546 00:32:11,656 --> 00:32:13,532 Bree, Orson, 547 00:32:13,735 --> 00:32:16,661 Your love is an inspiration to us all. 548 00:32:18,565 --> 00:32:20,043 -That's very sweet. -Hmm. 549 00:32:20,065 --> 00:32:21,263 How do you know him? 550 00:32:21,286 --> 00:32:22,881 I thought he was on your side. 551 00:32:23,636 --> 00:32:25,572 Well, I know, this is a second wedding for both of you, 552 00:32:25,616 --> 00:32:27,930 and I think you're jolly brave. 553 00:32:28,425 --> 00:32:31,333 So often, people find excuses not to fall in love again. 554 00:32:31,348 --> 00:32:32,761 They're, they're afraid. 555 00:32:33,835 --> 00:32:36,370 But it's rare to find somebody that you connect with, 556 00:32:36,406 --> 00:32:39,942 so when you do, you have to follow your heart. 557 00:32:40,025 --> 00:32:41,210 Bree, Orson, 558 00:32:42,528 --> 00:32:43,632 I salute you. 559 00:32:45,137 --> 00:32:47,433 All right, let's get the music cranking and the... 560 00:32:47,446 --> 00:32:49,571 Actually, Tom, could you just hang on a second? 561 00:32:49,608 --> 00:32:52,620 Uh, I also would like to say a few words. 562 00:32:53,265 --> 00:32:55,751 To Bree and Orson, uh, yes, 563 00:32:55,777 --> 00:32:57,592 what could be better than a second love? 564 00:32:58,095 --> 00:33:01,390 And this time you enter into it a little older, little wiser, 565 00:33:01,428 --> 00:33:02,573 but also, 566 00:33:02,908 --> 00:33:04,412 and this is key, uh... 567 00:33:04,956 --> 00:33:06,261 with a bit of caution. 568 00:33:08,077 --> 00:33:09,351 Because... 569 00:33:09,608 --> 00:33:12,900 while love can be spontaneous and wonderful, 570 00:33:13,627 --> 00:33:16,220 it can also be selfish. 571 00:33:16,526 --> 00:33:17,822 And sometimes, 572 00:33:18,158 --> 00:33:20,730 the best thing you can do is just to walk away. 573 00:33:26,286 --> 00:33:27,830 Uh... Not you two. 574 00:33:27,877 --> 00:33:30,222 I mean, you two crazy kids are great. 575 00:33:30,865 --> 00:33:32,041 Congrats, yeah. 576 00:33:32,645 --> 00:33:33,830 Well, then, let's... 577 00:33:33,846 --> 00:33:36,041 Hang on. I'd like to respond to that toast. 578 00:33:36,746 --> 00:33:38,810 Bree, Orson, 579 00:33:39,237 --> 00:33:41,843 sometimes walking away can seem the best choice. 580 00:33:41,897 --> 00:33:43,941 It's certainly the safest. But... 581 00:33:45,128 --> 00:33:47,952 But what do you do when you find someone who makes you feel joy, 582 00:33:47,976 --> 00:33:49,872 when you thought you never would again? 583 00:33:51,636 --> 00:33:53,340 Do you, do you just let them go? 584 00:33:56,547 --> 00:33:57,212 No. 585 00:33:59,156 --> 00:34:00,461 No, I can't do that. 586 00:34:12,976 --> 00:34:13,991 You, you wanna... 587 00:34:16,277 --> 00:34:17,051 No. 588 00:34:18,328 --> 00:34:19,221 I'm good. 589 00:34:20,475 --> 00:34:22,273 All right then, let's dance! 590 00:34:37,068 --> 00:34:39,042 Well, I thought you might need a change of clothes. 591 00:34:41,495 --> 00:34:43,082 You're still mad at me, huh? 592 00:34:44,096 --> 00:34:46,402 What were you thinking, setting Carlos up with skank?! 593 00:34:46,435 --> 00:34:48,963 I'm sorry. I was desperate. 594 00:34:49,425 --> 00:34:51,041 I had a little too much to drink. 595 00:34:51,165 --> 00:34:52,812 And you are divorcing Carlos... 596 00:34:52,845 --> 00:34:55,213 No, Lynette, Carlos will never be fair game. 597 00:34:55,256 --> 00:34:56,430 You know the rules. 598 00:34:56,467 --> 00:34:59,071 You're right. You are right. You're right. 599 00:34:59,365 --> 00:35:00,713 I'm so sorry. 600 00:35:02,447 --> 00:35:03,713 It's just... 601 00:35:06,346 --> 00:35:06,872 What? 602 00:35:09,065 --> 00:35:10,760 I'm so unhappy. 603 00:35:11,266 --> 00:35:14,192 Ever since that woman pushed her way into our lives, 604 00:35:14,226 --> 00:35:16,702 I can't even wo up a smile. 605 00:35:16,926 --> 00:35:19,352 And the more she pushes, the more I resent Tom. 606 00:35:19,508 --> 00:35:22,170 Tom, for something he did 12 years ago. 607 00:35:22,425 --> 00:35:25,083 And I'm afraid if I can't fix... 608 00:35:25,327 --> 00:35:26,641 this, that... 609 00:35:27,448 --> 00:35:29,752 The anger is just gonna fester until... 610 00:35:29,788 --> 00:35:31,060 Lynette, listen to me. 611 00:35:32,437 --> 00:35:34,383 You and Tom will survive this. 612 00:35:34,648 --> 00:35:39,330 No, seriously, Gaby, I am so tired of pretending to smile. 613 00:35:39,456 --> 00:35:43,083 You and Tom... will survive this. 614 00:35:43,438 --> 00:35:44,283 Yeah? 615 00:35:45,035 --> 00:35:46,300 How can you be so sure? 616 00:35:46,745 --> 00:35:49,581 Because some marriages were built to last... 617 00:35:51,495 --> 00:35:53,423 And some aren't. 618 00:35:57,466 --> 00:35:59,880 Trust me, I know the difference. 619 00:36:07,778 --> 00:36:09,282 I'm looking for Bree Van De Kamp. 620 00:36:12,848 --> 00:36:14,710 Could you excuse me for just a minute? 621 00:36:17,516 --> 00:36:19,130 Orson, congratulations. 622 00:36:21,177 --> 00:36:23,970 Excuse me. Are you Mrs. Van De Kamp? 623 00:36:24,127 --> 00:36:25,641 It's Hodge now. 624 00:36:26,496 --> 00:36:28,770 Yes, I'm terribly sorry to barge in like this, 625 00:36:28,798 --> 00:36:31,060 but we need your husband to come down to the morgue. 626 00:36:31,287 --> 00:36:33,193 We may have found his wife's body. 627 00:36:45,277 --> 00:36:46,873 Push, Xiao-Mei. Push. 628 00:36:49,816 --> 00:36:50,463 Okay, okay. 629 00:36:50,497 --> 00:36:52,382 Deep breaths now. You're getting close. 630 00:36:52,488 --> 00:36:55,431 It's time! I can't believe this is happening! 631 00:36:55,997 --> 00:36:57,420 I think I'm gonna cry. 632 00:36:58,745 --> 00:37:00,982 Carlos, I am so sorry about the... 633 00:37:01,006 --> 00:37:03,451 Yeah, i-Me, too. Me, too. I was way out of line. 634 00:37:03,526 --> 00:37:05,013 I forgive you. 635 00:37:05,638 --> 00:37:08,720 It's worth it when you experience a moment as beautiful as this. 636 00:37:10,307 --> 00:37:12,141 Okay, I can see the head now. 637 00:37:12,177 --> 00:37:14,143 Oh, get the camera! Get the camera! 638 00:37:20,657 --> 00:37:21,961 Oh, my God! 639 00:37:35,046 --> 00:37:37,623 Oh, man, I gotta get the color fixed on this thing. 640 00:37:45,707 --> 00:37:46,902 How could this has happened? 641 00:37:47,008 --> 00:37:49,192 What kind of half-Ass fertility clinic are you running? 642 00:37:49,458 --> 00:37:50,620 Prior to implantation, 643 00:37:50,635 --> 00:37:54,282 your embryo was accidentally switched with another client's. 644 00:37:54,587 --> 00:37:56,942 So if we got theirs and they got ours, 645 00:37:56,975 --> 00:37:57,833 Then it's possible... 646 00:37:57,846 --> 00:38:00,253 No, I'm afraid your embryo didn't take. 647 00:38:00,495 --> 00:38:03,143 Again, on behalf of the clinic, I am so sorry. 648 00:38:03,377 --> 00:38:05,443 It's rare, but these things do happen. 649 00:38:05,515 --> 00:38:06,173 Excuse me. 650 00:38:06,367 --> 00:38:08,753 You screw up our lives, and the best you can do is, 651 00:38:08,766 --> 00:38:10,571 "That's the way the cookie crumbles"?! 652 00:38:10,858 --> 00:38:13,153 And who is this guy? Why is he writing down everything I say? 653 00:38:13,205 --> 00:38:14,773 This is Mr. Darby, our attorney. 654 00:38:14,796 --> 00:38:16,622 We thought it wise to have him present. 655 00:38:16,938 --> 00:38:18,510 Do you know what else would've been wise? 656 00:38:18,796 --> 00:38:21,410 Sticking the right baby in the right belly! 657 00:38:21,905 --> 00:38:23,352 Mrs. Solis, please. 658 00:38:50,098 --> 00:38:51,370 That's not Alma. 659 00:38:54,707 --> 00:38:55,583 Are you sure? 660 00:38:55,865 --> 00:38:56,830 Absolutely. 661 00:38:57,716 --> 00:38:58,613 Thank God. 662 00:39:04,496 --> 00:39:06,970 Carolyn. What is she doing here? 663 00:39:07,007 --> 00:39:10,962 You didn't honestly think they'd take your word for it, did you? 664 00:39:17,407 --> 00:39:18,571 It's not her. 665 00:39:20,908 --> 00:39:24,192 Well, that's it then. Sorry for wasting your time. 666 00:39:24,278 --> 00:39:25,702 This means nothing. 667 00:39:25,806 --> 00:39:28,470 I'm telling you, that man is as guilty sin! 668 00:39:28,498 --> 00:39:29,751 We know what you think. 669 00:39:29,867 --> 00:39:32,000 Now would you please leave us alone? 670 00:39:32,285 --> 00:39:34,661 He's a cold-Blooded killer. 671 00:39:34,966 --> 00:39:39,060 He's kind and decent, and nothing you could say will ever make me doubt him again. 672 00:39:39,136 --> 00:39:40,180 Now please go. 673 00:39:47,728 --> 00:39:48,973 You deserve him. 674 00:39:56,308 --> 00:39:59,522 Darling, I am so sorry you had to endure that. Are you all right? 675 00:39:59,778 --> 00:40:02,050 I'm fine. Let's just go back to our guests and 676 00:40:02,628 --> 00:40:04,250 forget any of this ever happened. All right. 677 00:40:13,918 --> 00:40:15,421 Tu me manques, Monique. 678 00:40:29,575 --> 00:40:30,742 Well... 679 00:40:34,287 --> 00:40:35,762 I feel so... 680 00:40:36,767 --> 00:40:37,560 Me, too. 681 00:40:41,846 --> 00:40:43,272 Well, you know what the good news is. 682 00:40:45,316 --> 00:40:46,090 What's that? 683 00:40:47,636 --> 00:40:50,453 Now that there's no baby, it'll make the divorce a lot simpler. 684 00:40:54,756 --> 00:40:56,233 Yeah, that's something. 685 00:40:58,856 --> 00:40:59,730 So... 686 00:41:02,688 --> 00:41:04,140 I'll see you at the mediator's. 687 00:41:06,108 --> 00:41:07,140 See you then. 688 00:41:23,385 --> 00:41:26,121 Have you met the perfect couple... 689 00:41:27,317 --> 00:41:29,151 The two soul mates, 690 00:41:29,666 --> 00:41:31,942 whose love never dies? 691 00:41:34,015 --> 00:41:35,730 The two lovers, 692 00:41:36,176 --> 00:41:39,550 whose relationship is never threatened? 693 00:41:41,425 --> 00:41:43,090 The husband and wife, 694 00:41:43,308 --> 00:41:45,970 who trust each other completely? 695 00:41:47,225 --> 00:41:50,132 If you haven't met the perfect couple, 696 00:41:50,445 --> 00:41:52,960 let me introduce you. 697 00:41:53,678 --> 00:41:57,462 They stand atop a layer of buttercream frosting. 698 00:41:58,307 --> 00:42:00,523 The secret of their success? 699 00:42:01,067 --> 00:42:03,363 Well, for starters, 700 00:42:03,798 --> 00:42:06,740 They don't have to look at each other.