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Previously on "Desperate Housewives"
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- The new neighbor...
- Oh, my god. Katherine.
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Turned out to be
an old friend of Susan's...
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and that pine tree in the back yard...
it's my pride and joy.
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Who had a problem
making new friends.
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Oh, it absolutely kills me to
have to ask you to cut it down.
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Her daughter couldn't recall the past.
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- I'm Julie's mom.
- Who's Julie again?
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Your best friend
when you were little.
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But her husband had news for susan.
- You're pregnant.
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Lynette revealed her condition.
- I have cancer.
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Gaby and carlos began a secret affair.
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- Can you get away tonight?
- Are you serious?
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And edie uncovered a secret
of another sort.
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Why didn't you ever tell me
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About your offshore
bank account...
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the one with $10 million in it?
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the great
crime wave hit wisteria lane
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on a tuesday afternoon.
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That's when residents found
their barbecues upended...
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their clean laundry trampled...
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and their skateboards missing.
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Naturally,
everyone began to ask
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who could be responsible
for such carnage.
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The answer
lay in the home of a neighbor
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who, 20 minutes earlier,
had been engaging in...
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an altogether
different type of crime.
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Oh, i gotta get back.
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I told edie i was just
going for a jog.
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Do i look sweaty enough
for a 5-mile run?
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Yeah. Unfortunately,
it's my sweat.
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Mmm. Mmm.
When are you gonna dump her?
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it's complicated,
okay?
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Besides, i don't see you
in any big hurry
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to dump victor.
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Generally speaking,
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women don't leave their husbands
for guys who have girlfriends.
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Just boot the bitch.
What are you afraid of?
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Hey, i am not afraid of...
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Oh, my god!
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What the hell's
the matter with you?
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one second!
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Edie! What brings you here?
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I'm looking for carlos.
He went for a run,
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but it was hours ago.
Sorry. Haven't seen him.
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Really? Because ida greenberg
said that she thought
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she saw him on your porch.
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Uh, that's impossible, because
he's there! There he is!
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What?
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Carlos!
He's at your house.
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Oh, he just let himself in. Oh.
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There you go. He's home.
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Okay. Well, thanks.
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You told her
i was at home.
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So?
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So i'm not at home.
I'm here.
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What the hell
am i supposed to do?
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Edie! Edie, wait!
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Wait, wait, wait!
Don't go!
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Don't go!
Why?
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Uh, you, uh,
have a birthday coming up,
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and, uh, i don't know
what to get ya.
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Or maybe a coffeepot
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or scented hangers
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or... a nice clock radio.
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Gaby, i don't have time
for this.
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Why don't you just
surprise me?
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Uh, wait, but don't go!
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I- i need a little more guidance!
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Damn it, boys! You should not be
screwing around in the streets!
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Somebody's gonna get hurt!
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Carlos!
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Can you believe this?
Someone broke into our house.
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Oh, my god.
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And so ended the great
crime wave on wisteria lane.
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No one ever found out
who was responsible...
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ew. Honey, you're all sweaty.
Go clean up.
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Because it was an inside job.
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Desperate Housewives
Season 04 Episode 02
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you will never see despair here...
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Or rage.
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You will never see
the tiniest bit of regre
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you see, the people
who live here have learned
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there is one sure way
of hiding their secrets... hey.
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From their neighbors.
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That's why, in the suburbs,
there is nothing more deceptive
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than a smile.
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So what did julie say,
exactly?
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She said dylan's
not the same girl.
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Not the same girl
like she's changed,
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or not the same girl because she's been
replaced by a robot? I know it sounds weird,
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but julie says dylan
does not remember anything
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about living here.
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Well,
maybe she blocked it out.
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Did something bahappen to her
when she was young? I'm not sure.
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But there was something odd
about the way they left.
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So...
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if it isn't the early morning
gossip brigade.
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Who are we dishing today?
Uh, susan.
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She's standing right there.
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Oh, my god. Have you been there
this whole time?
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Anyway, i wanted to talk
to you girls about lynette.
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What about her? Well, since
she's been so tired from chemo,
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i thought it'd be nice
if we did something for her,
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like bring her lunch?
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Uh, that sounds great.
Yeah, let's do it.
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Um, gaby, why don't you bring
your vegetable lasagna?
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Susan, you do beverages,
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and, uh, katherine, why don't
you bring a simple green salad?
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I'd rather bring dessert.
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Oh, no need, dear.
I always bring dessert.
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Oh, i'm thinking
my lemon meringue pie.
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Oh, yum.
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Yeah, here's the thing.
The movers lost my salad bowl.
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My pie plates,
on the other hand...
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will not be needed.
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As i said,
i always bring dessert.
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I know.
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I will lend you
my salad bowl.
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You really don't wanna miss
bree's pie. It's perfect.
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Who am i to argue
with perfection?
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Sorry. It's just, something
has been driving me crazy.
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Now you're perfect.
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D- does it hurt?
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It's a little uncomfortable,
but i'm fine.
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Take a card.
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Hey, i told you
i'm collecting queens.
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Pay attention.
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You remember we played this
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when you were in labor
with parker?
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42 hours without meds.
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I'll never forget
what a trouper you were.
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Well, let's not compose
my eulogy just yet.
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I'm still troupin'.
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Take a card.
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Right.
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It's funny.
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We played cards on our honeymoon
the day that it rained.
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Do you remember that?
We... we lit a fire...
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you're doing it again.
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Sorry.
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Hey, i told you
i'm collecting queens.
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Shoot. That's right.
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Oh, my god.
Are you letting me win?
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I just wanna make you
feel good.
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By taking all the fun
t of the kill?
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Honey, i'm sorry.
It's just...
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I love you so much.
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Out.
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What?
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You are supposed
to be distracting me,
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not depressing
the hell out of me.
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You're kicking me out
of chemo?
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I'll see you at home.
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Honey, i'm your ride.
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Just go. I'll cab it.
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There's that trouper
that i admire so much.
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Out!
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Carlos! Hi!
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Hey,
there's my birthday girl.
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Oh. Mmm!
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It's a nice car.
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We got company?
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No.
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Then whose is it?
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It's... your birthday present
to me. Surprise!
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A car. I was gonna get you
earrings.
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So? Get 'em.
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And i will drive around
with the top down
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so everyone can see them.
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Edie, i can't afford this.
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Of course you can.
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Just move some of
your offshore money onshore.
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I told you,
that account was a secret,
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which it's not gonna be
for long
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if i start buying
$80,000 cars.
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Now i'm sensing that
this little nest egg of yours
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is a teensy bit illegal.
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Where'd it come from?
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You don't need to know that,
d the i. r. s. Doesn't, either.
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You want me to go to jail?
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Goodness, carlos.
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L- i had no idea
that your situation was so...
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precarious.
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Well... i guess
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i'll just have to take this
back to the dealership.
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Thank you for understanding,
babe.
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Look, if... if you
don't want the earrings,
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just pick something else out
instead.
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Just not too extravagant.
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Don't worry.
I have a thought,
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and it's right
in your price range.
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Oh! Hi. Hi.
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Hey, katherine.
What's going on?
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Why is there a moving van
in your driveway?
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Oh, i meant to call you.
I, uh...
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it's just been so nuts.
I got a new job... in chicago.
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What? You're just leaving,
like that?
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I know! It's crazy, huh?
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I really wish i had time
to talk,
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but i gotta finish packing.
Oh, whoa. No, hang on.
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Let me just run and get julie so she can say
good-bye to dylan. Oh, we're really in a rush.
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I don't think we're gonna
have time...
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Th-that's okay, guys!
Keep packing! I'll clean it up!
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Katherine?
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Are you okay?
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You seem a little jumpy.
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I just had a-a long night,
and I-i have a lot to do.
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I'm really gonna miss you.
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Katherine, hi.
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Oh, uh, i brought you
that salad bowl.
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Oh, thank you.
You're so thoughtful.
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No problem. Hey, you know,
i was meaning to ask you,
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how did that job
in chicago work out?
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Job?
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You know, the one that
you left so suddenly for.
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Oh, right. Yes, of course.
Uh, good.
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Uh, it worked out well...
very challenging. Oh.
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I've got something in the stove.
I've gotta go.
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Oh.
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Susan.
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What?
I'm eating for two.
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Well, do both of you
wanna be fat?
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Okay, when i'm in labor
and i am pushing and screaming
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to bring your child
into the world,
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do you really want me
to remember
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that you denied me syrup?
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Carry on.
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Mom, i need to talk
to you about tonight.
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Oh, my god.
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Is it about matt's party?
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Yeah. It turns out
it doesn't start until 10:00,
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so can i stay out till 1:00?
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Well, uh, well, the johnsons
live right down the road.
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Yeah, i guess that's fine.
Thanks.
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Whoa, whoa. Is this the
johnsons over on crestview? Yeah.
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Yeah, I-i don't think
you should go to that.
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Why not? Well, i've done a
couple jobs at that house,
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and they have some
really wild parties.
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I don't even wanna tell you what i've
snaked out of that toilet. Those re
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matt's not like that.
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All 17-year-old guys
are like that.
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The only reason my buddies
and i even had parties
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was to get girls wasted.
Well, i don't drink.
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Neither did missy taylor,
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and fast-forward to her tying
her bra on my car antenna.
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I really appreciate
your concern,
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but my mom already told me
i could go.
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Well, that's true.
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Just giving my opinion.
It's up to your mom.
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00:13:56,170 --> 00:13:58,255
Uh, we...
255
00:13:58,380 --> 00:14:00,757
i mean, you both make
a- a good case.
256
00:14:02,259 --> 00:14:06,471
Um... but i think i'm gonna
have to agree with, uh...
257
00:14:09,057 --> 00:14:10,559
and you know i love you both...
decide.
258
00:14:10,559 --> 00:14:12,561
Mike. I'm going with mike.
What?
259
00:14:13,228 --> 00:14:15,314
Well, it sounds like this party
could be on the wild side,
260
00:14:15,397 --> 00:14:18,317
and it is starting very late.
This is so unfair.
261
00:14:18,317 --> 00:14:19,401
I'm sorry, honey.
262
00:14:19,526 --> 00:14:21,612
You wanted aecision.
This is my decision.
263
00:14:30,412 --> 00:14:31,705
More syrup?
264
00:14:32,956 --> 00:14:34,458
Missy taylor?
265
00:14:35,751 --> 00:14:36,668
Carry on.
266
00:14:42,257 --> 00:14:44,968
Look at your little dylan,
all grown up.
267
00:14:45,844 --> 00:14:46,762
Karen mccluskey.
268
00:14:46,845 --> 00:14:48,639
I babysat you
way back when.
269
00:14:49,348 --> 00:14:50,766
You were a biter.
270
00:14:51,141 --> 00:14:53,477
Well,
i hope i didn't hurt you.
271
00:14:53,519 --> 00:14:55,687
Nah, you were a cutie...
but loud.
272
00:14:55,812 --> 00:14:57,481
I remember the racket you used
to make on your tricycle.
273
00:14:57,481 --> 00:15:00,192
I gave your dad hell
four putting that horn on it.
274
00:15:01,485 --> 00:15:02,319
My dad?
275
00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:03,111
Mm-hmm.
276
00:15:04,780 --> 00:15:05,989
How could
you know my dad?
277
00:15:06,198 --> 00:15:07,616
He left
when i was a baby.
278
00:15:08,492 --> 00:15:10,285
Nah, he used to come around
once in a while.
279
00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:11,703
Anyway,
nice to have you back.
280
00:15:17,543 --> 00:15:18,252
Please let me help.
281
00:15:18,335 --> 00:15:19,837
I feel so guilty
just sitting here.
282
00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:23,924
Do not move. We want to pamper
you, so please let us. Thank you.
283
00:15:25,259 --> 00:15:26,760
Hey, so how's
the chemotherapy going?
284
00:15:26,844 --> 00:15:29,555
Oh, no, no. She doesn't want to
talk about that. I don't mind.
285
00:15:29,555 --> 00:15:32,641
Oh, come on. Let's dig in
to the pie. Looks amazing.
286
00:15:37,187 --> 00:15:38,063
Wow.
287
00:15:38,188 --> 00:15:41,066
Oh, my god. Bree, that is, like,
the best pie you've ever made.
288
00:15:41,191 --> 00:15:44,403
Well, thank you. I don't think
i did anything differently.
289
00:15:51,577 --> 00:15:53,287
This is not my pie.
290
00:16:00,919 --> 00:16:02,713
okay,
you caught me. It's mine.
291
00:16:04,131 --> 00:16:07,134
What happened to the pie that i
brought? Oh, i was a little sneaky,
292
00:16:07,134 --> 00:16:10,012
and i put it in the fridge.
I just wanted you to try mine.
293
00:16:10,012 --> 00:16:11,930
Well, did we
or did we not agree
294
00:16:12,014 --> 00:16:14,433
that i would bring
the dessert?
295
00:16:14,558 --> 00:16:17,978
I know, but everyone says
you're such an amazing baker,
296
00:16:17,978 --> 00:16:20,272
and i was hoping
you would give me some tips
297
00:16:20,272 --> 00:16:21,565
to improve my recipe.
298
00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:25,152
Well, clearly no tips
are needed.
299
00:16:25,777 --> 00:16:29,072
As my friends said,
"best pie ever made. "
300
00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:33,660
Well, then perhaps you
shouldn't have said anything.
301
00:16:34,203 --> 00:16:36,788
I would have been happy for
everyone to think it was yours.
302
00:16:40,292 --> 00:16:41,627
So back to chemo...
303
00:16:42,002 --> 00:16:43,128
how's that been?
304
00:16:44,713 --> 00:16:46,507
Yeah, so far...
305
00:16:47,299 --> 00:16:48,217
not that bad.
306
00:16:49,301 --> 00:16:51,512
Though i did have to
kick tom out yesterday.
307
00:16:52,721 --> 00:16:53,597
Why?
308
00:16:53,764 --> 00:16:55,557
He was getting so emotional.
309
00:16:55,641 --> 00:16:58,644
It felt like the last 20 minutes
of "brian's song. "
310
00:17:02,064 --> 00:17:06,068
So... i guess i'm in the market
for a new chemo buddy.
311
00:17:06,652 --> 00:17:09,363
Well, i would be more
than happy to go with you.
312
00:17:11,865 --> 00:17:13,033
Count me in.
313
00:17:14,284 --> 00:17:15,285
I'll sit with you.
314
00:17:15,494 --> 00:17:17,996
I volunteer at the hospital,
so i'll be there anyway.
315
00:17:18,497 --> 00:17:21,375
Oh! My god, you guys.
316
00:17:21,500 --> 00:17:24,211
I'm so touched you're all
willing to do this.
317
00:17:24,378 --> 00:17:25,712
What are friends for?
318
00:17:30,592 --> 00:17:31,677
Gaby?
319
00:17:39,351 --> 00:17:42,020
Staged
your lemon meringue pie?
320
00:17:42,229 --> 00:17:43,647
You've gotta be kidding.
321
00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:45,315
I'm not.
That despicable woman
322
00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:48,151
was just supposed to bring
a simple green salad.
323
00:17:48,318 --> 00:17:49,736
She not only brought
a pie...
324
00:17:49,820 --> 00:17:52,030
she hid mine
and served hers.
325
00:17:52,447 --> 00:17:55,033
Well, that's beyond despicable.
That's culinary terrorism.
326
00:17:55,075 --> 00:17:58,495
Oh, it gets worse.
Her pie was better than mine.
327
00:17:59,788 --> 00:18:00,664
Impossible.
328
00:18:00,789 --> 00:18:03,083
It's true.
Everyone thought so.
329
00:18:05,085 --> 00:18:07,880
Even me. Oh, and that
simple green salad...
330
00:18:07,963 --> 00:18:11,758
mache and baby arugula with
duck confit and candied walnuts!
331
00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:13,093
My god, she plays to win.
332
00:18:13,177 --> 00:18:16,763
I have been here for hours
trng to replicate her recipe,
333
00:18:16,805 --> 00:18:19,224
and nothing has
even comclose!
334
00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:22,811
Don't be so hard on yourself.
This one's fantastic.
335
00:18:23,729 --> 00:18:25,522
That's hers!
336
00:18:26,398 --> 00:18:27,733
Sorry.
337
00:18:28,108 --> 00:18:30,736
Orson, what am i gonna do?
338
00:18:31,111 --> 00:18:32,237
You might have
to bite the bullet
339
00:18:32,237 --> 00:18:33,697
and ask her for her recipe.
340
00:18:33,822 --> 00:18:37,201
What? Surrender?
Debase myself?
341
00:18:37,367 --> 00:18:39,161
Bree,
it's your signature pie.
342
00:18:39,244 --> 00:18:42,039
You make it for parties,
church suppers, bake sales.
343
00:18:42,164 --> 00:18:43,749
If she's always right there
behind you
344
00:18:43,874 --> 00:18:46,960
with her superior version,
staking out her claim
345
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:49,671
as fairview's number one
homemaker...
346
00:18:49,671 --> 00:18:52,341
she will have stolen
my entire identity.
347
00:18:52,466 --> 00:18:53,759
Well,
i wouldn't go that far.
348
00:18:54,176 --> 00:18:55,844
No, it's true.
349
00:18:56,011 --> 00:18:59,014
The only thing about me
that's special
350
00:18:59,181 --> 00:19:01,099
is what i can do
in the kitchen.
351
00:19:04,102 --> 00:19:05,812
You're right.
352
00:19:05,896 --> 00:19:08,106
I have got
to get that recipe...
353
00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:12,486
by any means necessary.
354
00:19:15,447 --> 00:19:16,532
Hey, gaby.
355
00:19:16,657 --> 00:19:17,741
Hey, what's up?
356
00:19:18,242 --> 00:19:22,162
Well...
i felt a little weird
357
00:19:22,246 --> 00:19:23,664
about something
that happened at lunch,
358
00:19:23,664 --> 00:19:25,457
and i thought
we should talk about it.
359
00:19:25,541 --> 00:19:27,334
I know. Do you believe
that pie business?
360
00:19:27,334 --> 00:19:29,253
I thought bree's head
was gonna explode.
361
00:19:29,461 --> 00:19:30,838
o, not that.
362
00:19:33,924 --> 00:19:34,842
Okay, i don't know how
to say this,
363
00:19:34,967 --> 00:19:36,301
so i'm just gonna say it.
364
00:19:36,385 --> 00:19:39,596
When everyone was offering
to come with me to chemo...
365
00:19:40,389 --> 00:19:42,474
even katherine,
who i don't even know,
366
00:19:43,475 --> 00:19:46,770
you sort of clammed up.
What was that about?
367
00:19:47,896 --> 00:19:50,065
Well, it just seemed like people
had it pretty well covered.
368
00:19:52,192 --> 00:19:54,778
Yeah, but between us,
369
00:19:54,945 --> 00:19:56,238
you're the onel really want there.
370
00:19:56,321 --> 00:19:57,614
Out of everyone,
you're the most fun,
371
00:19:57,739 --> 00:19:59,241
and i need that now.
372
00:19:59,533 --> 00:20:00,742
Oh, that's sweet.
373
00:20:01,535 --> 00:20:03,412
But to be honest,
i don't like hospitals.
374
00:20:04,413 --> 00:20:05,539
Nobody likes hospitals.
375
00:20:05,622 --> 00:20:07,416
Unfortunately, that's the place
you have to go
376
00:20:07,416 --> 00:20:09,835
when you're sick,
or your friends are.
377
00:20:12,212 --> 00:20:13,714
You are my friend, right?
378
00:20:15,757 --> 00:20:17,968
What, is this a test
of our friendship?
379
00:20:17,968 --> 00:20:20,262
Yeah... kinda.
380
00:20:22,389 --> 00:20:23,473
Can i pencil you in?
381
00:20:27,686 --> 00:20:29,271
I can't wait.
382
00:20:35,319 --> 00:20:37,196
psst! Come here.
383
00:20:42,910 --> 00:20:44,620
Okay, i'll come there.
384
00:20:47,206 --> 00:20:48,624
Are you still mad at me
about the party?
385
00:20:48,999 --> 00:20:50,417
Oh, you picked up on that,
did you?
386
00:20:50,501 --> 00:20:54,421
Okay, look, i've been
thinking about things, and...
387
00:20:54,421 --> 00:20:56,006
just forget
what i said earlier.
388
00:20:56,048 --> 00:20:56,673
You mean i can go?
389
00:20:56,757 --> 00:21:00,344
Shh! Jeez! Ooh, mike's in the other
room. You're not gonna tell him?
390
00:21:00,344 --> 00:21:03,972
No, and neither are you. why
are you walking on eggshells?
391
00:21:04,056 --> 00:21:07,351
You are my mother. You have every
right to override him. I know.
392
00:21:07,434 --> 00:21:10,062
I just... i think it's sweet
that he worries about you,
393
00:21:10,145 --> 00:21:12,064
and i want him to feel
like he's part
394
00:21:12,147 --> 00:21:13,941
of the decision making
process.
395
00:21:14,066 --> 00:21:16,860
Well, clearly he's not if
you're going behind his back.
396
00:21:16,985 --> 00:21:17,778
Do you wanna go or not?
397
00:21:17,903 --> 00:21:19,988
Yes! Yes, i really wanna
go to the party.
398
00:21:20,614 --> 00:21:22,699
Party? You guys still
talking about that?
399
00:21:24,576 --> 00:21:26,411
can you believe it?
400
00:21:26,495 --> 00:21:29,706
Ugh! Let it go.
You know, mike and i decided...
401
00:21:29,706 --> 00:21:31,291
no party, and that's final.
402
00:21:46,849 --> 00:21:47,432
Bree.
403
00:21:47,516 --> 00:21:48,934
I hope this isn't
a bad time.
404
00:21:49,017 --> 00:21:51,645
I just wanted to bring you
a housewarming gift.
405
00:21:51,728 --> 00:21:54,731
It's the recipe for
my special mincemeat pie.
406
00:21:54,940 --> 00:21:57,526
It wouldn't be thanksgiving
at my house without it.
407
00:21:58,569 --> 00:22:00,863
Well...
aren't you thoughtful?
408
00:22:01,864 --> 00:22:04,366
Let me just file this
in my recipe box.
409
00:22:04,867 --> 00:22:06,869
Well, as long as we're
swapping pie recipes,
410
00:22:06,994 --> 00:22:10,497
i would love the one for
your fabulous lemon meringue.
411
00:22:11,081 --> 00:22:13,584
Really? I'm so flattered
you'd ask.
412
00:22:14,877 --> 00:22:15,961
But i don't share that.
413
00:22:19,006 --> 00:22:20,340
Excuse me?
414
00:22:21,633 --> 00:22:23,010
You have to understand...
415
00:22:23,135 --> 00:22:25,304
i experimented for years
416
00:22:25,429 --> 00:22:27,806
before i came up
with my secret ingredient.
417
00:22:28,223 --> 00:22:31,935
Which is what?
Vanilla? Nutmeg? Cardamom?
418
00:22:32,019 --> 00:22:34,813
If i told you, it wouldn't
be a secret anymore.
419
00:22:34,813 --> 00:22:36,231
It would just be
an ingredient.
420
00:22:39,651 --> 00:22:42,070
Well, that, um,
hardly seems neighborly.
421
00:22:42,154 --> 00:22:45,282
After all, i just gave you
the recipe for my mincemeat pie.
422
00:22:45,449 --> 00:22:48,368
Yes, and it's a very good one.
I have the book it came from.
423
00:22:49,661 --> 00:22:50,871
That recipe is not
from a book.
424
00:22:50,954 --> 00:22:53,665
That recipe was handed down
to me from my mother.
425
00:22:53,874 --> 00:22:55,959
Well, unless your mother
was betty crocker,
426
00:22:55,959 --> 00:22:57,169
she got it from a book.
427
00:22:59,421 --> 00:23:02,090
Oh, dear.
Now i've upset you.
428
00:23:02,090 --> 00:23:04,593
No. No, i am not upset.
429
00:23:04,718 --> 00:23:07,721
I'm just confused as to why
you seem so determined
430
00:23:07,721 --> 00:23:09,306
to get off
on the wrong foot.
431
00:23:09,389 --> 00:23:10,599
First you bring a pie
to lynette's,
432
00:23:10,724 --> 00:23:12,601
when i clearly assigned you
the salad...
433
00:23:12,601 --> 00:23:14,603
now, see,
that's where i'm confused.
434
00:23:15,521 --> 00:23:17,397
Just what, please,
gives you the right
435
00:23:17,564 --> 00:23:21,151
to decide who brings what
to a luncheon that i suggested?
436
00:23:21,235 --> 00:23:22,653
Well, it's tradition.
437
00:23:22,945 --> 00:23:24,863
I always organize
our little get-togethers,
438
00:23:24,947 --> 00:23:27,157
and i always bring dessert.
439
00:23:27,241 --> 00:23:29,326
Well, then
how lovely that i'm back
440
00:23:29,451 --> 00:23:31,453
and can shouer
that burden for you.
441
00:23:33,247 --> 00:23:35,666
Just... give me the recipe!
442
00:23:36,041 --> 00:23:37,626
Sorry. I can't.
443
00:23:39,586 --> 00:23:41,880
I do hope this doesn't
keep us from being friends,
444
00:23:42,089 --> 00:23:44,091
because i like you, bree.
445
00:23:48,595 --> 00:23:51,098
And i'm sure
if you put your mind to it,
446
00:23:51,098 --> 00:23:51,682
you can come up
447
00:23:51,807 --> 00:23:54,393
with an even better
lemon meringue pie than mine.
448
00:23:54,476 --> 00:23:58,480
The trick is finding that
perfect blend of sweet and sour.
449
00:23:59,940 --> 00:24:02,818
Well, you've certainly
mastered that, dear.
450
00:24:08,740 --> 00:24:10,909
So when do i get to see
my big surprise?
451
00:24:11,243 --> 00:24:13,912
Wait for it. Wait for it.
452
00:24:15,122 --> 00:24:16,748
Ta-da.
453
00:24:17,291 --> 00:24:18,667
Whoa.
454
00:24:18,876 --> 00:24:21,587
All that syrup went straight to your boobs.
455
00:24:22,671 --> 00:24:25,591
So it's not my imagination.
They're bigger, right?
456
00:24:25,674 --> 00:24:27,176
Uh, yeah.
457
00:24:28,969 --> 00:24:30,262
Especially the right one.
458
00:24:30,387 --> 00:24:31,054
Mike!
459
00:24:31,180 --> 00:24:33,682
Just kidding.
Pick those up and bring 'em over here.
460
00:24:33,974 --> 00:24:34,892
Well, i'd better warn you.
461
00:24:34,975 --> 00:24:36,476
I may have to work the shoulders.
462
00:24:42,900 --> 00:24:45,319
Mmm. Hey.
463
00:24:45,694 --> 00:24:47,529
That thing with julie and
the party this morning...
464
00:24:47,613 --> 00:24:48,405
mm-hmm?
465
00:24:48,697 --> 00:24:49,823
Thanks for backing me up.
466
00:24:50,199 --> 00:24:52,534
It meant a lot,
and i know it wasn't easy for you.
467
00:24:52,910 --> 00:24:55,829
Uh, yeah, well, you know,
sometimes you gotta hang tough.
468
00:24:56,330 --> 00:24:58,624
Mm, well,
you did the right thing.
469
00:24:58,874 --> 00:25:00,751
I drove by that house tonight.
Mm-hmm?
470
00:25:00,876 --> 00:25:02,669
That party was out of control.
471
00:25:03,170 --> 00:25:03,837
What?
472
00:25:04,463 --> 00:25:06,840
Yeah, there were kids staggering around drunk...
473
00:25:07,841 --> 00:25:08,967
puking in the gutter,
474
00:25:09,343 --> 00:25:11,553
and then i saw some girls running around topless.
475
00:25:12,554 --> 00:25:14,640
I'm sure the cops will be there any minute.
476
00:25:16,558 --> 00:25:18,060
We need whipped cream.
477
00:25:19,895 --> 00:25:20,479
What?
478
00:25:20,604 --> 00:25:20,979
Well
479
00:25:21,605 --> 00:25:25,108
i don't think that
you can have sexy date night without whipped cream.
480
00:25:25,692 --> 00:25:27,486
Can't and won't.
481
00:25:28,612 --> 00:25:30,280
Well, i...
i can go get some.
482
00:25:30,405 --> 00:25:32,407
No, no, you've, uh, worked all day.
483
00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:35,077
You stay here.
I'll go to the store.
484
00:25:40,123 --> 00:25:41,250
Could you get more syrup?
485
00:25:44,127 --> 00:25:45,045
Make a wish.
486
00:25:49,341 --> 00:25:51,552
So i'm dying to see what i got you.
487
00:25:52,135 --> 00:25:53,220
How thoughtful was i?
488
00:25:53,554 --> 00:25:54,638
Very.
489
00:25:57,641 --> 00:25:58,851
Open it.
490
00:26:03,981 --> 00:26:04,273
"Yes!"
491
00:26:04,398 --> 00:26:06,275
Not yet.
I haven't asked the question.
492
00:26:11,572 --> 00:26:13,991
Will you marry me, carlos solis?
493
00:26:18,412 --> 00:26:19,913
And you say...
494
00:26:21,415 --> 00:26:22,833
you're proposing?
495
00:26:23,125 --> 00:26:25,127
You said you didn't want to spend too much.
496
00:26:25,919 --> 00:26:28,213
So what's more affordable than a promise?
497
00:26:28,505 --> 00:26:29,214
Look, edie...
498
00:26:29,339 --> 00:26:30,716
i'm doing this for you.
499
00:26:31,341 --> 00:26:32,843
If the i. r. s. Gets wind of your...
500
00:26:33,343 --> 00:26:34,511
rainy day fund,
501
00:26:35,012 --> 00:26:37,139
they could make me testify against you.
502
00:26:37,806 --> 00:26:40,726
But if i were your wife...
503
00:26:42,644 --> 00:26:44,354
how are they going to find out?
504
00:26:44,771 --> 00:26:47,065
Oh, honey, people talk...
505
00:26:47,274 --> 00:26:50,277
angry people, disappointed people.
506
00:26:51,778 --> 00:26:54,281
Come on.
Say your line.
507
00:26:54,364 --> 00:26:56,366
It's my birthday.
508
00:27:03,624 --> 00:27:04,291
Fine.
509
00:27:05,292 --> 00:27:06,293
We're engaged.
510
00:27:06,418 --> 00:27:08,712
Oh! Carlos!
511
00:27:10,506 --> 00:27:13,091
I think i'm gonna cry.
512
00:27:14,718 --> 00:27:16,011
Yeah, me, too.
513
00:27:18,931 --> 00:27:20,265
I mean, how weird is that?
514
00:27:20,641 --> 00:27:22,559
My mom always told methat my dad took off
515
00:27:22,643 --> 00:27:23,936
right after i was born.
516
00:27:24,561 --> 00:27:26,230
So did she explain what mccluskey said?
517
00:27:26,355 --> 00:27:27,231
I didn't tell her.
518
00:27:27,439 --> 00:27:29,358
She kinda freaks out anytime i bring him up.
519
00:27:29,441 --> 00:27:31,151
Dylan, you have a right to know about your dad.
520
00:27:31,235 --> 00:27:32,152
You've got to confront her.
521
00:27:32,236 --> 00:27:32,861
Yeah, right.
522
00:27:32,945 --> 00:27:33,862
I could never do that.
523
00:27:35,030 --> 00:27:35,864
She isn't cool like your mom.
524
00:27:40,077 --> 00:27:42,371
Hi. It's my birthday.
525
00:27:42,496 --> 00:27:43,580
Oh, that must mean you're matt.
526
00:27:43,705 --> 00:27:44,998
I'm susan mayer, and i'm...
527
00:27:45,999 --> 00:27:46,875
all righty.
528
00:27:48,293 --> 00:27:51,672
You magnificent bastard!
You actually did it!
529
00:27:51,797 --> 00:27:54,508
It wasn't me,
but happy birthday, man.
530
00:27:54,591 --> 00:27:57,094
Well, it was somebody.
Who cares? Gather 'round, men.
531
00:27:58,804 --> 00:27:59,805
So you like this music?
532
00:28:00,514 --> 00:28:02,015
Ah, it's fine.
533
00:28:02,140 --> 00:28:04,226
Would somebody just tell me where i can find...
534
00:28:04,351 --> 00:28:05,853
hey, enough talking.
Just take it off.
535
00:28:06,228 --> 00:28:07,813
We're feeling generous tonight.
536
00:28:07,938 --> 00:28:09,439
Oh, my god!
537
00:28:09,940 --> 00:28:11,441
I'm not a stripper.
538
00:28:11,650 --> 00:28:12,150
You're not?
539
00:28:12,234 --> 00:28:13,735
Is this gonna happen or what?
540
00:28:13,819 --> 00:28:15,112
Boomer, she's not a stripper.
541
00:28:15,612 --> 00:28:17,322
What's with the implants?
542
00:28:18,615 --> 00:28:20,117
I'm pregnant.
543
00:28:23,787 --> 00:28:26,081
That's hot.
544
00:28:28,792 --> 00:28:29,459
Sorry.
545
00:28:29,793 --> 00:28:31,461
Should've known you were julie's mom.
546
00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:34,673
You're way too gorgeous to be a stripper.
547
00:28:35,591 --> 00:28:36,383
If that's your lame attempt
548
00:28:36,466 --> 00:28:38,385
to keep me from calling your parents...
549
00:28:39,511 --> 00:28:40,721
it worked. Well played.
550
00:28:44,725 --> 00:28:47,227
Excuse me. Oh. Aah!
551
00:28:48,729 --> 00:28:50,606
Uh, uh...
552
00:28:53,108 --> 00:28:54,818
mom, what are you doing here?
553
00:28:55,110 --> 00:28:57,821
I am taking you home.
This party is out of control.
554
00:28:58,113 --> 00:28:58,822
No, it's not.
555
00:28:59,198 --> 00:29:01,325
Well, of course
you don't think it is
556
00:29:01,450 --> 00:29:03,452
because yore knocking back a big cup of...
557
00:29:05,162 --> 00:29:08,165
mm... orange soda.
558
00:29:08,874 --> 00:29:10,042
I don't believe this.
559
00:29:10,167 --> 00:29:13,670
Well, believe it. We're going.
You, too, dylan. Come on.
560
00:29:16,173 --> 00:29:17,341
And what are you wearing?
561
00:29:17,466 --> 00:29:18,258
It's embarrassing.
562
00:29:19,343 --> 00:29:20,969
Yeah, well, boomer likes it.
563
00:29:28,185 --> 00:29:28,894
Call me tomorrow.
564
00:29:29,019 --> 00:29:30,896
We'll go to a movie my mom
can drag us out of.
565
00:29:35,692 --> 00:29:37,486
Look, i get that you're upset.
566
00:29:37,611 --> 00:29:38,987
No, i'm confused.
567
00:29:39,404 --> 00:29:40,280
First, i can go to the party,
568
00:29:40,447 --> 00:29:41,323
then i can't because mike says no.
569
00:29:41,448 --> 00:29:43,242
Then i can, but "don't tell mike and behave yourself. "
570
00:29:43,325 --> 00:29:44,827
So i behave myself,
and you punish me.
571
00:29:47,246 --> 00:29:50,958
Okay, i admit that there's a
certain lack of consistency there.
572
00:29:51,041 --> 00:29:51,625
It's like...
573
00:29:52,251 --> 00:29:54,461
ever since you got married,
i can't win.
574
00:29:56,547 --> 00:29:58,257
Do you think this is easy for me?
575
00:29:58,757 --> 00:29:59,758
Trying to keep peace
576
00:29:59,842 --> 00:30:02,344
between a new husband
and a teenage daughter?
577
00:30:02,803 --> 00:30:04,304
You're always putting me
in the middle.
578
00:30:04,471 --> 00:30:05,973
Ugh. I don't do that.
579
00:30:06,390 --> 00:30:06,765
Please.
580
00:30:06,890 --> 00:30:08,976
Every time you and mike
disagree on something,
581
00:30:09,101 --> 00:30:11,478
you give me the look...
that pitiful face
582
00:30:11,603 --> 00:30:12,896
that says if i don't back you up,
583
00:30:12,980 --> 00:30:14,189
i love the other one more.
584
00:30:14,273 --> 00:30:16,400
I don't expect you to side
with me every time.
585
00:30:16,900 --> 00:30:18,569
Just make a decision and stick to it.
586
00:30:19,278 --> 00:30:20,571
And no more lying.
587
00:30:22,823 --> 00:30:23,907
Well, you're right.
588
00:30:24,825 --> 00:30:27,119
I'm an adult, and i need to be
honest about these things,
589
00:30:27,244 --> 00:30:30,539
and i will be... starting tomorrow.
590
00:30:35,419 --> 00:30:36,128
Hey.
591
00:30:37,129 --> 00:30:39,214
Look who i picked up coming
out of the movies...
592
00:30:39,631 --> 00:30:41,008
a p. g. Movie.
593
00:30:41,383 --> 00:30:43,385
Is this the perfect teenager or what?
594
00:30:43,969 --> 00:30:44,678
Oh, the movies, huh?
595
00:30:45,554 --> 00:30:46,388
That's funny.
596
00:30:46,471 --> 00:30:47,556
'Cause one of julie's
friends just called
597
00:30:47,681 --> 00:30:49,183
to make sure she got
home from the party.
598
00:30:50,184 --> 00:30:51,185
She was worried
599
00:30:51,268 --> 00:30:53,270
when she saw you leaving
with a stripper.
600
00:30:55,856 --> 00:30:57,065
The jig is up, mom.
601
00:30:57,149 --> 00:30:59,651
No, no, we can salvage this.
Just work with me.
602
00:31:01,528 --> 00:31:02,529
I did go to the party.
603
00:31:03,322 --> 00:31:05,407
Mom went behind your back
and told me i could.
604
00:31:05,616 --> 00:31:07,993
But I-i didn't drink or do
anything i shouldn't have.
605
00:31:08,118 --> 00:31:08,911
Glad to hear it,
606
00:31:09,328 --> 00:31:11,830
and, uh,
thanks for your honesty.
607
00:31:15,125 --> 00:31:16,627
You know,
this perfect teenager thing
608
00:31:16,710 --> 00:31:18,629
is really starting to chap my ass.
609
00:31:19,630 --> 00:31:20,714
I'm going to bed.
610
00:31:25,344 --> 00:31:27,554
Please tell me this isn't
gonna be one of those things
611
00:31:27,554 --> 00:31:29,848
where you leave me and i go
screaming down the street.
612
00:31:30,557 --> 00:31:31,767
Why'd you go behind my back?
613
00:31:31,850 --> 00:31:32,935
I'm sorry.
614
00:31:34,937 --> 00:31:37,064
You gotta understand, for so long,
615
00:31:37,147 --> 00:31:38,732
it's just been
julie and me,
616
00:31:38,857 --> 00:31:41,568
and i've made
all the decisions alone.
617
00:31:41,777 --> 00:31:43,612
You felt so strongly.
618
00:31:43,695 --> 00:31:46,198
It was just an opinion, really.
She's your daughter.
619
00:31:46,281 --> 00:31:48,075
I completely respect
your right
620
00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:50,202
to raise her
however you want.
621
00:31:50,285 --> 00:31:51,578
Thanks.
622
00:31:51,703 --> 00:31:55,582
Now that being said,
this baby is ours.
623
00:31:55,582 --> 00:31:56,208
So we'll get to make
624
00:31:56,291 --> 00:31:59,378
all those parenting decisions
together, right?
625
00:31:59,503 --> 00:32:01,088
Right.
626
00:32:01,547 --> 00:32:04,424
So can we go back
to date night?
627
00:32:06,927 --> 00:32:10,722
Ly if you work
the shoulders.
628
00:32:10,722 --> 00:32:12,432
Oh.
629
00:32:12,850 --> 00:32:14,643
Mmm.
630
00:32:21,859 --> 00:32:23,360
Gaby, where have you been?
631
00:32:23,485 --> 00:32:26,280
You went to the bathroom,
like, half an hour ago.
632
00:32:29,074 --> 00:32:29,074
Oh, sorry. I stopped off
to get you some magazines.
633
00:32:30,075 --> 00:32:32,494
"Top ten new hairstyles. "
634
00:32:32,578 --> 00:32:35,289
Yeah, well, i'm kinda bald
right now, but thanks.
635
00:32:36,290 --> 00:32:37,958
Why n't i go check
if there are some other ones?
636
00:32:37,958 --> 00:32:39,668
No, no, i don't need magazines.
637
00:32:39,793 --> 00:32:43,881
I need you've been bouncing around
since you got here.
638
00:32:47,509 --> 00:32:49,136
So...
639
00:32:49,428 --> 00:32:53,098
how do you like being the first
lady of fairview? It's good.
640
00:32:54,808 --> 00:32:57,311
Are you cold?
They keep it cold in here.
641
00:32:57,311 --> 00:32:58,020
I'm fine.
642
00:32:58,103 --> 00:33:00,606
So tell me something.
When you go to a ribbon cutting,
643
00:33:00,606 --> 00:33:03,233
do you get to keep those
gigantic novelty scissors?
644
00:33:03,275 --> 00:33:04,860
You must be freezing.
645
00:33:04,943 --> 00:33:07,446
You know, i have
the cutest shawl in the car,
646
00:33:07,571 --> 00:33:11,158
so i'm just gonna run out
and get it for you.
647
00:33:11,158 --> 00:33:14,369
Boy, you really don't wanna
be here, do ya?
648
00:33:14,453 --> 00:33:17,581
What are you talking about?
I'm trying to help.
649
00:33:17,664 --> 00:33:21,043
Yeah, in any way
that gets you out of this room.
650
00:33:24,505 --> 00:33:26,798
I'm sorry. It's just
hospitals are hard for me.
651
00:33:26,882 --> 00:33:29,510
Yeah, you told me,
but, jeez, gaby,
652
00:33:29,593 --> 00:33:32,095
don't you care enough
to make an effort?
653
00:33:32,596 --> 00:33:34,723
You think i don't care?
654
00:33:35,599 --> 00:33:37,684
I get it.
You're uncomfortable.
655
00:33:38,101 --> 00:33:41,605
Just go. I'm fine.
656
00:33:44,149 --> 00:33:45,859
I'm fine.
657
00:33:55,160 --> 00:33:57,246
Did i ever tell you
about my father?
658
00:33:58,956 --> 00:34:00,958
He had cancer, too.
659
00:34:02,584 --> 00:34:06,296
Started in the liver,
went into his bones,
660
00:34:06,505 --> 00:34:08,674
and ten months later,
he was dead.
661
00:34:08,799 --> 00:34:10,801
Thanks for
that encouraging story.
662
00:34:10,884 --> 00:34:12,803
I'm not finished.
663
00:34:15,389 --> 00:34:17,099
Those last weeks,
664
00:34:17,182 --> 00:34:20,269
every day we thought
we were gonna lose him.
665
00:34:20,769 --> 00:34:23,480
And every day, before i
would go into his room,
666
00:34:23,647 --> 00:34:27,025
my mom would say,
"no tears.
667
00:34:27,109 --> 00:34:28,819
"Daddy wants to see you
smiling.
668
00:34:28,944 --> 00:34:31,029
If you're gonna cry,
you can't go in. "
669
00:34:32,948 --> 00:34:36,535
So... on the last night...
670
00:34:37,327 --> 00:34:39,913
i sat there
and i watched him die.
671
00:34:42,958 --> 00:34:44,459
His eyes were closed,
672
00:34:44,585 --> 00:34:47,588
but i thought
he could still see me.
673
00:34:48,380 --> 00:34:50,591
So i kept smiling...
674
00:34:53,385 --> 00:34:55,179
all night.
675
00:34:58,265 --> 00:35:00,350
I was 5.
676
00:35:01,768 --> 00:35:03,270
Oh, my god.
677
00:35:03,395 --> 00:35:04,396
But on the plus side,
678
00:35:04,521 --> 00:35:08,192
i made a pretty good career
out of knowing how to smile
679
00:35:08,192 --> 00:35:10,611
when i didn't really feel
like it.
680
00:35:16,992 --> 00:35:20,621
But i can't pretend
with you.
681
00:35:23,457 --> 00:35:27,336
Not when i'm scared
i'm gonna lose you.
682
00:35:28,045 --> 00:35:29,963
You're not gonna lose me.
683
00:35:31,840 --> 00:35:33,842
You promise?
684
00:35:34,468 --> 00:35:36,345
'Cause if i did...
685
00:35:36,970 --> 00:35:38,639
then...
686
00:35:41,266 --> 00:35:43,143
God! I'm such a mess.
687
00:35:43,310 --> 00:35:47,189
It's okay. Come here.
Let it go. Oh.
688
00:36:25,477 --> 00:36:27,187
honey?
689
00:36:27,271 --> 00:36:29,982
I'm going to get adam.
Be right back.
690
00:36:33,861 --> 00:36:35,279
Can i talk to you
about something?
691
00:36:35,362 --> 00:36:38,574
Sure. If you don't mind
talking in the car.
692
00:36:42,494 --> 00:36:44,872
Bree hodge persisted
in her effor
693
00:36:44,913 --> 00:36:46,123
to unlocthe secret
694
00:36:46,206 --> 00:36:49,710
of katherine mayfair's
lemon meringue.
695
00:36:49,918 --> 00:36:53,338
But after
several failed attempts,
696
00:36:54,214 --> 00:36:57,342
it occurred to bree
that while she might not have
697
00:36:57,342 --> 00:37:00,637
the key
to katherine's recipe...
698
00:37:01,305 --> 00:37:03,724
she did have the key...
699
00:37:04,183 --> 00:37:06,268
to katherine's house.
700
00:37:41,803 --> 00:37:43,722
Oh, hey, what's up?
I was doing a little baking,
701
00:37:43,805 --> 00:37:46,725
and i was wondering
if i could borrow something.
702
00:37:46,934 --> 00:37:49,645
Sure. What do you need...
flour, sugar?
703
00:38:04,243 --> 00:38:07,329
You can't believe what
karen mccluskey tells you.
704
00:38:07,371 --> 00:38:10,374
She's an old woman...
practically senile.
705
00:38:10,499 --> 00:38:12,084
She didn't sound senile
to me.
706
00:38:12,209 --> 00:38:14,503
Dylan, maybe this is not
the time, okay?
707
00:38:14,795 --> 00:38:16,505
You said my father
didn't care about me,
708
00:38:16,588 --> 00:38:19,675
but she says he came here.
He wanted to see me.
709
00:38:20,092 --> 00:38:21,885
Why wod you not
tell me that?
710
00:38:24,930 --> 00:38:26,932
He's my father.
I deserve to know.
711
00:38:27,015 --> 00:38:28,433
The only thing you need
to know about that man
712
00:38:28,517 --> 00:38:30,143
is he was a monster.
713
00:38:30,227 --> 00:38:33,730
I can decide that for myself.
Where is he?
714
00:38:35,649 --> 00:38:37,526
I don't know.
715
00:38:37,734 --> 00:38:39,444
You're lying.
No, she's not.
716
00:38:39,444 --> 00:38:40,445
Yes, she is.
717
00:38:40,529 --> 00:38:43,740
She has been lying to me
my whole life.
718
00:38:43,824 --> 00:38:47,744
I'm starting to think
maybe you're the monster.
719
00:38:55,586 --> 00:38:57,588
She can't talk to me
that way,
720
00:38:57,671 --> 00:38:59,173
not after everything
i've done for her.
721
00:38:59,173 --> 00:39:00,465
Well, maybe that's
the problem.
722
00:39:00,591 --> 00:39:02,676
She doesn't know
what you've done for her.
723
00:39:02,676 --> 00:39:04,761
Nobody does,
and it's gonna stay that way.
724
00:39:04,887 --> 00:39:08,557
Are you sure? She's just
gonna keep asking questions.
725
00:39:08,724 --> 00:39:11,810
Then we'd better start
coming up with better lies.
726
00:39:30,537 --> 00:39:32,247
Oh, there you are.
727
00:39:32,456 --> 00:39:34,666
I was wondering
where you'd gone to.
728
00:39:34,875 --> 00:39:36,960
I just let myself
into katherine's house
729
00:39:36,960 --> 00:39:38,545
to get that recipe.
730
00:39:38,670 --> 00:39:40,339
Well, that seems
a bit extreme.
731
00:39:43,175 --> 00:39:46,762
Well, at least
you know her secret now.
732
00:39:46,803 --> 00:39:50,390
Yes, and it has nothing
to do with pie.
733
00:39:56,605 --> 00:39:58,398
Ahh. Here's the thing.
734
00:39:58,982 --> 00:40:01,610
I got a real chance at getting
back together with my ex,
735
00:40:01,610 --> 00:40:04,488
but this woman
is standing in my way.
736
00:40:04,613 --> 00:40:06,490
And she knows about the money,
and she's made it clear
737
00:40:06,532 --> 00:40:09,952
that if i leave,
she's gonna blow the whistle.
738
00:40:13,038 --> 00:40:15,332
You gotta understand...
739
00:40:15,958 --> 00:40:19,253
i really did care
for edie,
740
00:40:19,461 --> 00:40:21,839
but i can't let her
ruin my life.
741
00:40:26,385 --> 00:40:27,886
That's where you come in.
742
00:40:39,773 --> 00:40:41,400
You guys, we better behave,
743
00:40:41,483 --> 00:40:43,068
or the nurses
are gonna kick us out.
744
00:40:43,193 --> 00:40:47,072
Hey, it's our chemo party,
and we'll laugh if we want to.
745
00:40:48,824 --> 00:40:50,325
Gaby, this was
a wonderful idea.
746
00:40:50,409 --> 00:40:52,619
I cannot tell you
how much it means to me.
747
00:40:53,412 --> 00:40:56,415
Well, don't get sappy on me.
I won't stand for it.
748
00:40:56,415 --> 00:40:57,708
All right, susan,
is the camera ready?
749
00:40:57,708 --> 00:40:59,626
Yeah.
Got it.
750
00:40:59,710 --> 00:41:01,712
Okay, once the light
starts blinking,
751
00:41:01,712 --> 00:41:02,713
we've got three seconds,
752
00:41:02,838 --> 00:41:05,424
so, everybody, say, "cheese"
and holdt.
753
00:41:05,424 --> 00:41:05,632
Okay.
754
00:41:05,716 --> 00:41:07,718
One, two, three.
755
00:41:07,759 --> 00:41:09,761
cheese!
756
00:41:09,887 --> 00:41:13,974
There is nothing more deceptive
than a smile,
757
00:41:13,974 --> 00:41:15,475
and no one knows this better
758
00:41:15,559 --> 00:41:19,855
than the people
who hide behind them.
759
00:41:19,980 --> 00:41:23,066
Some flash their teeth
as a polite warning
760
00:41:23,066 --> 00:41:25,152
to their enemies.
761
00:41:25,277 --> 00:41:30,073
Some put on beaming faces to
keep their tears from falling.
762
00:41:30,115 --> 00:41:32,993
Others wear silly grins
to mask their fear.
763
00:41:32,993 --> 00:41:34,411
Mm!
764
00:41:36,497 --> 00:41:39,208
But then
there is that rare smile
765
00:41:39,208 --> 00:41:42,211
that is actually genuine.
766
00:41:44,796 --> 00:41:46,298
I'll take care of it.
767
00:41:46,423 --> 00:41:49,927
It's the smile of a person
who knows his troubles
768
00:41:50,052 --> 00:41:52,137
will soon be over.