1 00:00:02,245 --> 00:00:04,205 MARY ALICE: Previously on Desperate Housewives. 2 00:00:04,330 --> 00:00:05,456 The new neighbour... 3 00:00:05,498 --> 00:00:06,999 Oh, my God! Katherine! 4 00:00:07,083 --> 00:00:09,668 ... turned out to be an old friend of Susan's... 5 00:00:09,751 --> 00:00:13,588 - And that pine tree in the backyard. - It's my pride and joy. 6 00:00:13,672 --> 00:00:16,174 ... who had a problem making new friends. 7 00:00:16,258 --> 00:00:19,219 It absolutely kills me to have to ask you to cut it down. 8 00:00:19,302 --> 00:00:21,553 Her daughter couldn't recall the past. 9 00:00:21,595 --> 00:00:23,389 - I'm Julie's mom. - Who's Julie again? 10 00:00:23,430 --> 00:00:25,015 Your best friend when you were little. 11 00:00:25,099 --> 00:00:27,101 But her husband had news for Susan. 12 00:00:27,184 --> 00:00:28,811 You're pregnant. 13 00:00:28,852 --> 00:00:30,979 Lynette revealed her condition. 14 00:00:31,020 --> 00:00:32,522 I have cancer. 15 00:00:32,605 --> 00:00:35,066 Gabby and Carlos began a secret affair. 16 00:00:35,108 --> 00:00:37,402 - Can you get away tonight? - Are you serious? 17 00:00:37,443 --> 00:00:40,487 And Edie uncovered a secret of another sort. 18 00:00:40,529 --> 00:00:43,240 EDIE: Why didn't you ever tell me about your offshore bank account? 19 00:00:43,282 --> 00:00:45,826 The one with 10 million dollars in it? 20 00:00:47,786 --> 00:00:52,748 MARY ALICE: The great crime wave hit Wisteria Lane on a Tuesday afternoon. 21 00:00:52,873 --> 00:00:56,252 That's when residents found their barbecues upended, 22 00:00:58,129 --> 00:01:00,798 their clean laundry trampled 23 00:01:02,299 --> 00:01:05,051 and their skateboards missing. 24 00:01:06,219 --> 00:01:08,555 Naturally, everyone began to ask 25 00:01:08,638 --> 00:01:12,433 who could be responsible for such carnage? 26 00:01:12,474 --> 00:01:17,146 The answer lay in the home of a neighbour, who, 20 minutes earlier, 27 00:01:17,187 --> 00:01:22,567 had been engaging in an altogether different type of crime. 28 00:01:22,775 --> 00:01:26,738 I gotta get back. I told Edie I was just going for a jog. 29 00:01:26,821 --> 00:01:28,865 Do I look sweaty enough for a five-mile run? 30 00:01:28,907 --> 00:01:34,620 Yeah. Unfortunately, it's my sweat. When are you gonna dump her? 31 00:01:35,495 --> 00:01:37,623 It's complicated, okay? 32 00:01:37,664 --> 00:01:42,793 Besides, I don't see you in any big hurry to dump Victor. 33 00:01:42,835 --> 00:01:44,879 Generally speaking, women don't leave their husbands 34 00:01:44,921 --> 00:01:47,423 for guys who have girlfriends. 35 00:01:47,506 --> 00:01:49,133 Just boot the bitch. What are you afraid of? 36 00:01:49,175 --> 00:01:51,844 Hey, I am not afraid of... 37 00:01:51,928 --> 00:01:53,637 Oh, my God! 38 00:01:54,596 --> 00:01:56,723 What the hell's the matter with you? 39 00:01:56,765 --> 00:01:57,933 Edie! 40 00:02:01,269 --> 00:02:03,062 - EDIE: Gabby, you in there? - God. Okay. 41 00:02:03,103 --> 00:02:04,605 One second! 44 00:02:17,158 --> 00:02:19,035 Sorry. Haven't seen him. 45 00:02:19,118 --> 00:02:21,454 Really? Because Ida Greenberg said 46 00:02:21,537 --> 00:02:23,122 that she thought she saw him on your porch. 47 00:02:23,538 --> 00:02:26,291 That's impossible because he's there! There he is. 48 00:02:26,458 --> 00:02:29,211 - What? - Carlos! He's at your house. 49 00:02:31,463 --> 00:02:33,798 He just let himself in. There you go. 50 00:02:33,881 --> 00:02:36,425 - He's home. - Okay. Well, thanks. 51 00:02:40,972 --> 00:02:43,516 - You told her I was at home. - So? 52 00:02:43,557 --> 00:02:47,686 So, I'm not at home. I'm here! What the hell am I supposed to do? 53 00:02:50,397 --> 00:02:55,359 Edie! Edie, wait! Wait, wait, wait! Don't go! Don't go! 54 00:02:55,401 --> 00:02:56,735 Why? 55 00:02:57,987 --> 00:03:03,659 You have a birthday coming up, and I don't know what to get you. 56 00:03:11,499 --> 00:03:17,045 ...or maybe a coffee pot, or scented hangers, 57 00:03:17,087 --> 00:03:19,423 or a nice clock radio. 58 00:03:19,506 --> 00:03:23,427 Gabby, I don't have time for this. Why don't you just surprise me? 59 00:03:23,927 --> 00:03:27,013 Wait, but don't go! I need a little more guidance! 60 00:03:52,286 --> 00:03:55,539 Damn it, boys! You should not be screwing around in the street. 61 00:03:55,623 --> 00:03:57,665 Somebody's gonna get hurt. 62 00:04:21,229 --> 00:04:22,438 Carlos? 63 00:04:24,982 --> 00:04:28,318 Can you believe this? Someone broke into our house! 64 00:04:29,069 --> 00:04:30,654 Oh, my God! 65 00:04:32,405 --> 00:04:36,618 MARY ALICE: And so ended the great crime wave on Wisteria Lane. 66 00:04:36,993 --> 00:04:40,621 No one ever found out who was responsible. 67 00:04:41,580 --> 00:04:45,251 Ew. You're all sweaty. Go clean up. 68 00:04:45,334 --> 00:04:49,128 Because, it was an inside job. 69 00:05:02,683 --> 00:05:05,185 MARY ALICE: You will never see despair here 70 00:05:06,353 --> 00:05:08,187 or rage. 71 00:05:09,772 --> 00:05:12,775 You will never see the tiniest bit of regret. 72 00:05:17,446 --> 00:05:22,200 You see, the people who live here have learned there is one sure way 73 00:05:22,284 --> 00:05:25,328 of hiding their secrets from their neighbours. 74 00:05:26,329 --> 00:05:32,918 That's why, in the suburbs, there is nothing more deceptive than a smile. 75 00:05:36,380 --> 00:05:40,842 - So what did Julie say exactly? - She said Dylan's not the same girl. 76 00:05:40,884 --> 00:05:43,094 Not the same girl like she's changed, 77 00:05:43,136 --> 00:05:46,347 or not the same girl like she's been replaced by a robot? 78 00:05:46,389 --> 00:05:48,224 I know it sounds weird, but Julie says 79 00:05:48,308 --> 00:05:50,809 Dylan does not remember anything about living here. 80 00:05:50,893 --> 00:05:52,728 Well, maybe she blocked it out. 81 00:05:52,811 --> 00:05:54,897 Did something bad happen to her when she was young? 82 00:05:54,980 --> 00:05:59,276 I'm not sure. But there was something odd about the way they left. 83 00:05:59,318 --> 00:06:02,945 So, if it isn't the early morning gossip brigade. 84 00:06:02,987 --> 00:06:04,906 Who we dishing today? 85 00:06:05,323 --> 00:06:06,782 Susan. 86 00:06:08,576 --> 00:06:10,744 She's standing right there. 87 00:06:12,746 --> 00:06:15,916 Oh, my God. Have you been there this whole time? 88 00:06:18,501 --> 00:06:21,170 Anyway, I wanted to talk to you girls about Lynette. 89 00:06:21,170 --> 00:06:22,296 What about her? 90 00:06:22,338 --> 00:06:24,131 Well, since she's been so tired from chemo, 91 00:06:24,173 --> 00:06:28,469 I thought it'd be nice if we did something for her, like bring her lunch. 92 00:06:28,844 --> 00:06:31,429 - That sounds great. - Yeah, let's do it. 93 00:06:31,512 --> 00:06:33,181 Gabby, why don't you bring your vegetable lasagne. 94 00:06:33,264 --> 00:06:35,433 Susan, you do beverages, 95 00:06:35,516 --> 00:06:37,936 and, Katherine, why don't you bring a simple green salad. 96 00:06:38,019 --> 00:06:39,520 I'd rather bring dessert. 97 00:06:39,938 --> 00:06:42,606 No need, dear. I always bring dessert. 98 00:06:43,774 --> 00:06:46,818 - I'm thinking my lemon meringue pie. - Yum. 99 00:06:46,860 --> 00:06:50,280 Yeah, here's the thing. The movers lost my salad bowl. 100 00:06:50,364 --> 00:06:54,075 - My pie plates, on the other hand... - Will not be needed. 101 00:06:54,116 --> 00:06:56,786 As I said, I always bring dessert. 102 00:07:02,457 --> 00:07:06,169 I know. I will lend you my salad bowl. 103 00:07:06,211 --> 00:07:09,756 You really don't want to miss Bree's pie. It's perfect. 104 00:07:11,882 --> 00:07:13,884 Who am I to argue with perfection? 105 00:07:15,135 --> 00:07:18,722 I'm sorry. It's just something has been driving me crazy. 106 00:07:21,891 --> 00:07:23,685 Now you're perfect. 107 00:07:32,818 --> 00:07:34,278 Does it hurt? 108 00:07:35,487 --> 00:07:38,991 It's a little uncomfortable, but I'm fine. Take a card. 109 00:07:43,077 --> 00:07:46,664 Hey! I told you I'm collecting queens. Pay attention. 110 00:07:47,164 --> 00:07:50,668 You remember we played this when you were in labour with Parker? 111 00:07:50,751 --> 00:07:54,004 Forty-two hours without meds. 112 00:07:54,087 --> 00:07:56,214 I'll never forget what a trouper you were. 113 00:07:56,256 --> 00:08:00,385 Well, let's not compose my eulogy just yet. I'm still trouping. 114 00:08:01,344 --> 00:08:02,846 Take a card. 115 00:08:03,345 --> 00:08:06,348 Right. It's funny. 116 00:08:06,432 --> 00:08:09,685 We played cards on our honeymoon the day that it rained. 117 00:08:09,768 --> 00:08:14,063 - Do you remember that? We lit a fire... - You're doing it again. 118 00:08:16,190 --> 00:08:17,400 Sorry. 119 00:08:18,776 --> 00:08:22,614 - Hey, I told you I'm collecting queens. - Shoot. That's right. 120 00:08:23,864 --> 00:08:26,366 Oh, my God. Are you letting me win? 121 00:08:27,284 --> 00:08:31,371 - I just wanna make you feel good. - By taking all the fun out of the kill? 122 00:08:31,455 --> 00:08:33,873 Honey, I'm sorry. It's just... 123 00:08:35,124 --> 00:08:37,210 I love you so much. 124 00:08:38,794 --> 00:08:39,879 Out. 125 00:08:40,546 --> 00:08:41,672 What? 126 00:08:41,714 --> 00:08:46,051 You are supposed to be distracting me, not depressing the hell out of me. 127 00:08:46,134 --> 00:08:50,096 - You're kicking me out of chemo? - I'll see you at home. 128 00:08:52,224 --> 00:08:56,352 - Honey, I'm your ride. - Just go. I'll cab it. 129 00:08:58,187 --> 00:09:00,523 There's that trouper that I admire so much. 130 00:09:00,606 --> 00:09:01,732 Out! 131 00:09:13,910 --> 00:09:19,831 - Carlos! Hi. - Hey, there's my birthday girl. 132 00:09:20,999 --> 00:09:23,585 Nice car. We got company? 133 00:09:24,086 --> 00:09:25,503 No. 134 00:09:26,254 --> 00:09:27,838 Then whose is it? 135 00:09:27,922 --> 00:09:32,176 It's your birthday present to me. Surprise! 136 00:09:34,178 --> 00:09:37,180 A car? I was gonna get you earrings. 137 00:09:38,181 --> 00:09:39,766 So, get them. 138 00:09:39,849 --> 00:09:44,771 And I will drive around with the top down so everyone can see them. 139 00:09:44,813 --> 00:09:46,438 Edie, I can't afford this. 140 00:09:46,522 --> 00:09:51,402 Of course you can. Just move some of your offshore money onshore. 141 00:09:51,527 --> 00:09:54,113 I told you that account was a secret. 142 00:09:54,196 --> 00:09:58,074 Which it's not gonna be for long if I start buying $80,000 cars. 143 00:10:00,285 --> 00:10:03,204 Now, I'm sensing that this little nest egg of yours 144 00:10:03,288 --> 00:10:05,331 is a teensy bit illegal. 145 00:10:06,415 --> 00:10:08,584 - Where'd it come from? - You don't need to know that. 146 00:10:08,625 --> 00:10:11,211 And the IRS doesn't, either. 147 00:10:11,295 --> 00:10:13,422 You want me to go to jail? 148 00:10:13,964 --> 00:10:20,219 Goodness, Carlos. I had no idea that your situation was so precarious. 149 00:10:22,221 --> 00:10:27,142 Well, I guess I'll just have to take this back to the dealership. 150 00:10:28,310 --> 00:10:30,979 Thank you for understanding, babe. 151 00:10:32,647 --> 00:10:37,235 Look, if you don't want the earrings, just pick something else out instead. 152 00:10:37,568 --> 00:10:39,778 Just not too extravagant. 153 00:10:40,696 --> 00:10:44,950 Don't worry, I have a thought. And it's right in your price range. 154 00:11:11,015 --> 00:11:12,225 - Hi. - Hi. 155 00:11:12,266 --> 00:11:14,143 Hey, Katherine, what's going on? 156 00:11:14,185 --> 00:11:16,646 Why is there a moving van in your driveway? 157 00:11:16,729 --> 00:11:18,314 I meant to call you. 158 00:11:18,356 --> 00:11:22,108 It's just been so nuts. I got a new job in Chicago. 159 00:11:22,192 --> 00:11:26,363 - So, you're just leaving? Like that? - I know, it's crazy, huh? 160 00:11:26,446 --> 00:11:28,948 I really wish I had time to talk, but I gotta finish packing. 161 00:11:29,031 --> 00:11:31,200 Well, now, hang on. Let me just run and get Julie, 162 00:11:31,283 --> 00:11:33,702 - so she can say goodbye to Dylan. - We're really in a rush. 163 00:11:33,786 --> 00:11:36,872 I don't think we're gonna have time... 164 00:11:36,956 --> 00:11:40,375 That's okay, guys. Keep packing. I'll clean it up. 165 00:11:41,042 --> 00:11:44,879 Katherine? Are you okay? You seem a little jumpy. 166 00:11:46,464 --> 00:11:49,716 I just had a long night, and I have a lot to do. 167 00:11:51,802 --> 00:11:53,887 I'm really gonna miss you. 168 00:12:00,226 --> 00:12:04,605 Katherine, hi. I brought you that salad bowl. 169 00:12:05,147 --> 00:12:07,692 - Thank you. You're so thoughtful. - No problem. 170 00:12:07,733 --> 00:12:09,569 Hey, you know, I was meaning to ask you, 171 00:12:09,652 --> 00:12:12,445 how did that job in Chicago work out? 172 00:12:12,487 --> 00:12:13,738 Job? 173 00:12:14,072 --> 00:12:16,157 You know, the one that you left so suddenly for. 174 00:12:16,241 --> 00:12:20,078 Right. Yes, of course. Good. Worked out well. Very challenging. 175 00:12:22,913 --> 00:12:25,916 I've got something on the stove. I better go. 176 00:12:36,509 --> 00:12:37,719 Susan. 177 00:12:37,927 --> 00:12:42,764 - What? I'm eating for two. - Well, do both of you wanna be fat? 178 00:12:42,848 --> 00:12:45,058 Okay, when I'm in labour and I am pushing and screaming 179 00:12:45,100 --> 00:12:47,936 to bring your child into the world, do you really want me to remember 180 00:12:48,020 --> 00:12:50,063 that you denied me syrup? 181 00:12:52,106 --> 00:12:53,441 Carry on. 182 00:12:54,192 --> 00:12:57,278 Mom, I need to talk to you about tonight. 183 00:12:57,361 --> 00:12:58,738 Oh, my God. 184 00:13:00,364 --> 00:13:02,449 Is it about Matt's party? 185 00:13:02,949 --> 00:13:06,786 Yeah, it turns out it doesn't start until 10:00. So can I stay out till 1:00? 186 00:13:06,870 --> 00:13:10,582 Well, the Johnsons live right down the road. 187 00:13:10,624 --> 00:13:12,291 - Yeah, I guess that's fine. - Thanks. 188 00:13:12,374 --> 00:13:15,169 Whoa, whoa, is this the Johnsons over on Crestview? 189 00:13:15,211 --> 00:13:16,295 Yeah? 190 00:13:16,378 --> 00:13:18,506 Yeah, I don't think you should go to that. 191 00:13:18,547 --> 00:13:19,632 Why not? 192 00:13:19,715 --> 00:13:23,301 I've done a couple of jobs at that house and they have some really wild parties. 193 00:13:23,384 --> 00:13:25,678 I don't even wanna tell you what I've snaked out of that toilet. 194 00:13:25,720 --> 00:13:28,139 Those were his brother's parties. Matt's not like that. 195 00:13:28,223 --> 00:13:30,934 All 17-year-old guys are like that. 196 00:13:30,975 --> 00:13:33,977 The only reason my buddies and I even had parties was to get girls wasted. 197 00:13:34,061 --> 00:13:36,772 - Well, I don't drink. - Neither did Missy Taylor. 198 00:13:36,897 --> 00:13:40,776 And fast forward to her tying her bra on my car antenna. 199 00:13:40,817 --> 00:13:45,279 I really appreciate your concern, but my mom already told me I could go. 200 00:13:45,488 --> 00:13:47,573 Yeah. That's true. 201 00:13:47,657 --> 00:13:50,701 Just giving my opinion. It's up to your mom. 202 00:13:56,748 --> 00:14:01,044 Well, I mean, you both make a good case. 203 00:14:05,005 --> 00:14:08,259 But I think I'm gonna have to agree with... 204 00:14:09,343 --> 00:14:10,928 - And you know I love you both. - Decide! 205 00:14:11,011 --> 00:14:12,888 - Mike. I'm going with Mike. - What? 206 00:14:12,930 --> 00:14:15,765 Well, it sounds like this party could be on the wild side, 207 00:14:15,849 --> 00:14:18,685 - and it is starting very late. - This is so unfair. 208 00:14:18,768 --> 00:14:22,564 I'm sorry, honey. You wanted a decision, this is my decision. 209 00:14:30,696 --> 00:14:32,072 More syrup? 210 00:14:33,115 --> 00:14:34,740 Missy Taylor? 211 00:14:35,867 --> 00:14:37,201 Carry on. 212 00:14:42,373 --> 00:14:46,084 Look at you, little Dylan. All grown up. 213 00:14:46,126 --> 00:14:49,546 Karen McCluskey. I babysat you way back when. 214 00:14:49,629 --> 00:14:52,841 - You were a biter. - Well, I hope I didn't hurt you. 215 00:14:52,883 --> 00:14:55,926 No, you were a cutie, but loud. 216 00:14:55,968 --> 00:14:57,803 I remember the racket you used to make on your tricycle. 217 00:14:57,887 --> 00:15:01,515 I gave your dad hell for putting that horn on it. 218 00:15:01,557 --> 00:15:03,100 My dad? 219 00:15:04,893 --> 00:15:08,271 How could you know my dad? He left when I was a baby. 220 00:15:08,646 --> 00:15:10,607 No, he used to come around once in a while. 221 00:15:10,648 --> 00:15:12,942 Anyway, nice to have you back. 222 00:15:17,654 --> 00:15:20,324 Please, let me help. I feel so guilty just sitting here. 223 00:15:20,324 --> 00:15:23,619 Do not move. We want to pamper you, so please let us. 224 00:15:23,660 --> 00:15:25,120 Thank you. 225 00:15:25,412 --> 00:15:27,121 Hey, so how's the chemotherapy going? 226 00:15:27,163 --> 00:15:29,081 Oh, no, no. She doesn't want to talk about that. 227 00:15:29,165 --> 00:15:31,626 - I don't mind. - Come on. Let's dig into the pie. 228 00:15:31,667 --> 00:15:33,211 Looks amazing. 229 00:15:37,255 --> 00:15:38,548 Wow. 230 00:15:38,590 --> 00:15:41,259 Oh, my God. Bree, that is like the best pie you've ever made. 231 00:15:41,343 --> 00:15:45,055 Well, thank you. I don't think I did anything differently. 232 00:15:51,602 --> 00:15:53,479 This is not my pie. 233 00:16:00,693 --> 00:16:03,071 Okay, you caught me. It's mine. 234 00:16:04,197 --> 00:16:05,990 What happened to the pie that I brought? 235 00:16:06,282 --> 00:16:08,492 I was a little sneaky, and I put it in the fridge. 236 00:16:08,534 --> 00:16:10,118 I just wanted you to try mine. 237 00:16:10,202 --> 00:16:14,456 Well, did we or did we not agree that I would bring the dessert? 238 00:16:14,540 --> 00:16:18,000 I know, but everyone says you're such an amazing baker, 239 00:16:18,042 --> 00:16:21,671 and I was hoping you would give me some tips to improve my recipe. 240 00:16:21,712 --> 00:16:25,675 Well, clearly no tips are needed. 241 00:16:25,716 --> 00:16:29,302 As my friends said. Best pie ever made. 242 00:16:31,638 --> 00:16:34,099 Well, then perhaps you shouldn't have said anything. 243 00:16:34,141 --> 00:16:38,018 I would have been happy for everyone to think it was yours. 244 00:16:40,229 --> 00:16:42,857 So, back to the chemo. How's that been? 245 00:16:44,650 --> 00:16:48,570 Yeah, so far, not that bad. 246 00:16:49,237 --> 00:16:52,323 Though I did have to kick Tom out yesterday. 247 00:16:52,574 --> 00:16:55,201 - Why? - He was getting so emotional. 248 00:16:55,243 --> 00:16:58,871 It felt like the last 20 minutes of Brian's Song. 249 00:17:01,999 --> 00:17:06,086 So, I guess I'm in the market for a new chemo buddy. 250 00:17:06,587 --> 00:17:10,089 Well, I would be more than happy to go with you. 251 00:17:11,674 --> 00:17:13,342 Count me in. 252 00:17:13,843 --> 00:17:16,220 I'll sit with you. I volunteer at the hospital, 253 00:17:16,262 --> 00:17:17,889 so I'll be there anyway. 254 00:17:19,264 --> 00:17:21,349 My God, you guys. 255 00:17:21,433 --> 00:17:24,269 I'm so touched you're all willing to do this. 256 00:17:24,352 --> 00:17:26,188 What are friends for? 257 00:17:30,524 --> 00:17:31,775 Gabby? 258 00:17:32,860 --> 00:17:35,029 No cream for me, thanks. 259 00:17:40,533 --> 00:17:43,411 She upstaged your lemon meringue pie? 260 00:17:43,453 --> 00:17:45,288 - You've gotta be kidding. - I'm not. 261 00:17:45,371 --> 00:17:47,624 That despicable woman was just supposed to bring 262 00:17:47,707 --> 00:17:49,375 a simple green salad. 263 00:17:49,459 --> 00:17:53,587 She not only brought a pie, she hid mine and served hers! 264 00:17:53,670 --> 00:17:56,590 That's beyond despicable. That's culinary terrorism. 265 00:17:56,799 --> 00:17:59,842 It gets worse. Her pie was better than mine. 266 00:18:00,968 --> 00:18:02,762 - Impossible. - It's true. 267 00:18:03,137 --> 00:18:05,264 Everyone thought so. 268 00:18:06,224 --> 00:18:07,391 Even me. 269 00:18:07,600 --> 00:18:10,435 And that simple green salad? Mache and baby arugula 270 00:18:10,477 --> 00:18:14,439 - with duck confit and candied walnuts! - My God. She plays to win. 271 00:18:14,523 --> 00:18:18,026 I have been here for hours trying to replicate her recipe 272 00:18:18,068 --> 00:18:21,153 and nothing has even come close. 273 00:18:21,237 --> 00:18:24,532 Don't be so hard on yourself. This one's fantastic. 274 00:18:24,949 --> 00:18:26,909 That's hers! 275 00:18:27,326 --> 00:18:28,744 Sorry. 276 00:18:29,328 --> 00:18:32,288 Orson, what am I gonna do? 277 00:18:32,372 --> 00:18:34,958 You might have to bite the bullet and ask her for her recipe. 278 00:18:34,999 --> 00:18:40,421 - What? Surrender? Debase myself? - Bree, it's your signature pie. 279 00:18:40,505 --> 00:18:43,298 You make it for parties, church suppers, bake sales. 280 00:18:43,340 --> 00:18:46,885 If she's always right there behind you with her superior version, 281 00:18:46,969 --> 00:18:50,222 staking out her claim as Fairview's number-one homemaker... 282 00:18:50,264 --> 00:18:53,182 She will have stolen my entire identity. 283 00:18:53,599 --> 00:18:55,309 Well, I wouldn't go that far. 284 00:18:55,351 --> 00:18:57,145 No, it's true. 285 00:18:57,186 --> 00:19:02,065 The only thing about me that's special is what I can do in the kitchen. 286 00:19:05,110 --> 00:19:08,989 You're right. I have got to get that recipe. 287 00:19:10,824 --> 00:19:13,701 By any means necessary. 288 00:19:16,453 --> 00:19:19,248 - Hey, Gabby. - Hey, what's up? 289 00:19:19,290 --> 00:19:24,627 Well, I felt a little weird about something that happened at lunch, 290 00:19:24,711 --> 00:19:26,880 - and I thought we should talk about it. - I know. 291 00:19:26,963 --> 00:19:28,506 Do you believe that pie business? 292 00:19:28,548 --> 00:19:30,842 I thought Bree's head was gonna explode. 293 00:19:30,884 --> 00:19:32,509 No, not that. 294 00:19:35,053 --> 00:19:37,598 Okay, I don't know how to say this, so I'm just gonna say it. 295 00:19:37,639 --> 00:19:42,644 When everyone was offering to come with me to chemo, even Katherine, 296 00:19:42,728 --> 00:19:46,606 who I don't even know, you sort of clammed up. 297 00:19:46,647 --> 00:19:48,357 What was that about? 298 00:19:48,858 --> 00:19:52,862 Well, it just seemed like people had it pretty well covered. 299 00:19:53,153 --> 00:19:57,324 Yeah, but, between us, you're the one I really want there. 300 00:19:57,407 --> 00:20:00,368 Out of everyone you're the most fun, and I need that now. 301 00:20:00,410 --> 00:20:04,705 That's sweet, but, to be honest, I don't like hospitals. 302 00:20:05,331 --> 00:20:06,624 Nobody likes hospitals. 303 00:20:06,665 --> 00:20:09,376 Unfortunately, that's the place you have to go when you're sick, 304 00:20:09,460 --> 00:20:11,003 or your friends are. 305 00:20:13,172 --> 00:20:15,215 You are my friend, right? 306 00:20:16,633 --> 00:20:21,137 - What, is this a test of our friendship? - Yeah. Kind of. 307 00:20:23,264 --> 00:20:25,140 Can I pencil you in? 308 00:20:28,727 --> 00:20:30,437 I can't wait. 309 00:20:35,858 --> 00:20:36,943 Psst. 310 00:20:37,026 --> 00:20:38,402 Come here. 311 00:20:43,741 --> 00:20:45,659 Okay, I'll come there. 312 00:20:48,036 --> 00:20:50,956 - You still mad at me about the party? - You picked up on that, did you? 313 00:20:51,039 --> 00:20:55,376 Okay, look, I've been thinking about things and... 314 00:20:55,459 --> 00:20:56,794 (WHISPERING) Just forget what I said earlier. 315 00:20:56,877 --> 00:20:58,295 You mean I can go! 316 00:20:58,379 --> 00:21:00,756 (SHUSHING) Jeez. Mike's in the other room. 317 00:21:00,798 --> 00:21:03,092 - You're not gonna tell him? - No, and neither are you. 318 00:21:03,551 --> 00:21:05,010 Why are you walking on eggshells? 319 00:21:05,052 --> 00:21:07,220 You are my mother. You have every right to override him. 320 00:21:07,303 --> 00:21:11,099 I know. I just, I think it's sweet that he worries about you. 321 00:21:11,141 --> 00:21:15,103 And I want him to feel like he's part of the decision-making process. 322 00:21:15,145 --> 00:21:17,771 Well, clearly he's not if you're going behind his back. 323 00:21:17,813 --> 00:21:19,606 - Do you wanna go or not? - Yes, yes. 324 00:21:19,648 --> 00:21:21,942 - I really wanna go to the party. - Party? 325 00:21:21,984 --> 00:21:24,736 Are you guys still talking about that? 326 00:21:25,446 --> 00:21:29,282 Can you believe it? Let it go! 327 00:21:29,323 --> 00:21:32,952 You know, Mike and I decided no party, and that's final! 328 00:21:34,287 --> 00:21:35,663 Have fun. 329 00:21:47,590 --> 00:21:49,675 - Bree. - I hope this isn't a bad time. 330 00:21:49,758 --> 00:21:52,470 I just wanted to bring you a housewarming gift. 331 00:21:52,553 --> 00:21:55,681 It's the recipe for my special mincemeat pie. 332 00:21:55,764 --> 00:21:58,516 It wouldn't be Thanksgiving at my house without it. 333 00:21:58,600 --> 00:22:02,479 Well, aren't you thoughtful. 334 00:22:02,520 --> 00:22:05,273 Let me just file this in my recipe box. 335 00:22:05,440 --> 00:22:07,941 Well, as long as we're swapping pie recipes, 336 00:22:08,025 --> 00:22:11,612 I would love the one for your fabulous lemon meringue. 337 00:22:11,695 --> 00:22:16,533 Really? I'm so flattered you'd ask. But I don't share that. 338 00:22:19,702 --> 00:22:23,623 - Excuse me? - You have to understand. 339 00:22:23,706 --> 00:22:28,627 I experimented for years before I came up with my secret ingredient. 340 00:22:28,710 --> 00:22:32,756 Which is what? Vanilla? Nutmeg? Cardamom? 341 00:22:32,798 --> 00:22:37,636 If I told you, it wouldn't be a secret any more. It would just be an ingredient. 342 00:22:40,221 --> 00:22:42,848 Well, that hardly seems neighbourly. 343 00:22:42,890 --> 00:22:45,768 After all, I just gave you the recipe for my mincemeat pie. 344 00:22:45,851 --> 00:22:49,646 Yes, and it's a very good one. I have the book it came from. 345 00:22:50,396 --> 00:22:51,648 That recipe is not from a book. 346 00:22:51,731 --> 00:22:54,526 That recipe was handed down to me from my mother. 347 00:22:54,567 --> 00:22:58,737 Well, unless your mother was Betty Crocker, she got it from a book. 348 00:23:00,072 --> 00:23:05,410 - Oh, dear, now I've upset you. - No. No, I am not upset. 349 00:23:05,494 --> 00:23:08,288 I'm just confused as to why you seem so determined 350 00:23:08,330 --> 00:23:10,081 to get off on the wrong foot. 351 00:23:10,164 --> 00:23:12,834 First, you bring a pie to Lynette's, when I clearly assigned you the salad... 352 00:23:12,917 --> 00:23:16,003 Now see, that's where I'm confused. 353 00:23:16,087 --> 00:23:19,256 Just what, please, gives you the right to decide who brings what 354 00:23:19,339 --> 00:23:21,758 to a luncheon that I suggested? 355 00:23:21,842 --> 00:23:25,595 Well, it's tradition. I always organise our little get-togethers, 356 00:23:25,679 --> 00:23:27,764 and I always bring dessert. 357 00:23:27,848 --> 00:23:32,309 Well, then how lovely that I'm back and can shoulder that burden for you. 358 00:23:33,769 --> 00:23:36,272 Just give me the recipe! 359 00:23:36,522 --> 00:23:38,357 Sorry, I can't. 360 00:23:40,108 --> 00:23:44,821 I do hope this doesn't keep us from being friends because I like you, Bree. 361 00:23:49,033 --> 00:23:51,618 And I'm sure if you put your mind to it, 362 00:23:51,702 --> 00:23:55,080 you can come up with an even better lemon meringue pie than mine. 363 00:23:55,122 --> 00:23:59,001 The trick is finding that perfect blend of sweet and sour. 364 00:24:00,126 --> 00:24:04,213 Well, you've certainly mastered that, dear. 365 00:24:10,219 --> 00:24:12,721 So, when do I get to see my big surprise? 366 00:24:12,804 --> 00:24:17,476 SUSAN: Wait for it. Wait for it. Ta-dah. 367 00:24:18,894 --> 00:24:20,187 Whoa. 368 00:24:20,644 --> 00:24:23,481 All that syrup went straight to your boobs. 369 00:24:24,148 --> 00:24:27,359 So it's not my imagination. They're bigger, right? 370 00:24:27,485 --> 00:24:28,694 Yeah. 371 00:24:30,488 --> 00:24:32,655 - Especially the right one. - Mike! 372 00:24:32,739 --> 00:24:35,450 Just kidding. Pick those up and bring them over here. 373 00:24:35,492 --> 00:24:39,621 Well, I better warn you. I may have to work the shoulders. 374 00:24:39,829 --> 00:24:40,872 (HUMMING) 375 00:24:45,751 --> 00:24:50,005 Hey. That thing with Julie and the party this morning? 376 00:24:50,172 --> 00:24:52,507 Thanks for backing me up. It meant a lot. 377 00:24:52,590 --> 00:24:54,926 I know it wasn't easy for you. 378 00:24:55,009 --> 00:24:58,346 Yeah, well, you know, sometimes you gotta hang tough. 379 00:24:58,429 --> 00:25:02,140 Well, you did the right thing. I drove by that house tonight. 380 00:25:02,182 --> 00:25:05,769 - That party was out of control. - What? 381 00:25:05,852 --> 00:25:08,897 Yeah, there were kids staggering around drunk. 382 00:25:09,272 --> 00:25:10,941 Puking in the gutter. 383 00:25:11,024 --> 00:25:14,068 I even saw some girls running around topless. 384 00:25:14,110 --> 00:25:16,070 I'm sure the cops will be there any minute. 385 00:25:16,195 --> 00:25:17,238 (GASPS) 386 00:25:17,947 --> 00:25:20,032 We need whipped cream. 387 00:25:20,783 --> 00:25:21,867 What? 388 00:25:21,951 --> 00:25:26,871 Well, I don't think that you can have sexy date night without whipped cream. 389 00:25:26,955 --> 00:25:28,748 Can't and won't. 390 00:25:29,874 --> 00:25:31,751 Well, I can go get some. 391 00:25:31,793 --> 00:25:36,255 No, no, you've worked all day. You stay here. I'll go to the store. 392 00:25:41,552 --> 00:25:43,594 Could you get more syrup? 393 00:25:45,638 --> 00:25:47,098 Make a wish. 394 00:25:50,643 --> 00:25:54,604 So, I'm dying to see what I got you. How thoughtful was I? 395 00:25:54,896 --> 00:25:56,022 Very. 396 00:25:58,900 --> 00:26:00,110 Open it. 397 00:26:05,322 --> 00:26:08,451 - "Yes!" - Not yet. I haven't asked the question. 398 00:26:12,913 --> 00:26:15,290 Will you marry me, Carlos Solis? 399 00:26:19,836 --> 00:26:21,421 And you say... 400 00:26:22,839 --> 00:26:24,339 You're proposing? 401 00:26:24,423 --> 00:26:27,217 You said you didn't wanna spend too much. 402 00:26:27,259 --> 00:26:29,803 So what's more affordable than a promise? 403 00:26:29,845 --> 00:26:32,473 - Look, Edie... - I'm doing this for you. 404 00:26:32,514 --> 00:26:36,309 If the IRS gets wind of your rainy-day fund, 405 00:26:36,350 --> 00:26:39,061 they could make me testify against you. 406 00:26:39,103 --> 00:26:41,814 But if I were your wife... 407 00:26:43,858 --> 00:26:46,234 How are they going to find out? 408 00:26:46,443 --> 00:26:51,323 Honey, people talk. Angry people, disappointed people. 409 00:26:53,283 --> 00:26:57,328 Come on, say your line. It's my birthday. 410 00:27:04,794 --> 00:27:07,670 Fine. We're engaged. 411 00:27:07,712 --> 00:27:08,922 (EX CLAIMS) 412 00:27:08,963 --> 00:27:13,384 Carlos. I think I'm going to cry. 413 00:27:15,886 --> 00:27:17,429 Yeah, me, too. 414 00:27:18,806 --> 00:27:20,182 (ROCK MUSIC PLA YIN G) 415 00:27:20,224 --> 00:27:21,725 I mean, how weird is that? 416 00:27:21,809 --> 00:27:25,687 My mom always told me that my dad took off right after I was born. 417 00:27:25,729 --> 00:27:27,522 So did she explain what McCluskey said? 418 00:27:27,563 --> 00:27:30,525 I didn't tell her. She kind of freaks out anytime I bring him up. 419 00:27:30,650 --> 00:27:33,361 Dylan, you have a right to know about your dad. You've got to confront her. 420 00:27:33,402 --> 00:27:37,447 Yeah, right. I could never do that. She isn't cool like your mom. 421 00:27:41,243 --> 00:27:43,453 Hi. It's my birthday. 422 00:27:43,745 --> 00:27:46,914 That must mean you're Matt. I'm Susan Mayer, and I'm... 423 00:27:46,997 --> 00:27:48,457 All righty. 424 00:27:49,250 --> 00:27:53,170 Boomer, you magnificent bastard! You actually did it! 425 00:27:53,254 --> 00:27:55,714 It wasn't me, but happy birthday, man. 426 00:27:55,756 --> 00:27:59,175 Well, it was somebody. Who cares! Gather around, men! 427 00:27:59,759 --> 00:28:01,553 So, you like this music? 428 00:28:01,594 --> 00:28:04,889 Yeah, it's fine. Would somebody just tell me where I could find... 429 00:28:04,931 --> 00:28:09,059 Hey, enough talking! Take it off! We're feeling generous tonight. 430 00:28:09,101 --> 00:28:11,061 - Oh, my God! - Yeah. 431 00:28:11,103 --> 00:28:12,729 I'm not a stripper! 432 00:28:12,771 --> 00:28:14,857 - You're not? - Is this gonna happen, or what? 433 00:28:14,940 --> 00:28:18,860 - Boomer, she's not a stripper. - Well, what's with the implants? 434 00:28:19,694 --> 00:28:21,237 I'm pregnant! 435 00:28:24,699 --> 00:28:26,576 That's hot. 436 00:28:29,870 --> 00:28:33,749 Sorry, I should have known you were Julie's mom. 437 00:28:33,790 --> 00:28:36,460 You're way too gorgeous to be a stripper. 438 00:28:36,543 --> 00:28:40,838 If that's your lame attempt to keep me from calling your parents, it worked. 439 00:28:40,880 --> 00:28:42,339 Well played. 440 00:28:44,967 --> 00:28:47,887 Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. 441 00:28:51,473 --> 00:28:53,016 Excuse me. 442 00:28:54,225 --> 00:28:56,978 - Mom? What are you doing here? - I'm taking you home. 443 00:28:57,061 --> 00:29:00,355 - This party is out of control. - No, it's not. 444 00:29:00,397 --> 00:29:02,316 Well, of course you don't think it is 445 00:29:02,399 --> 00:29:05,569 because you're knocking back a big cup of 446 00:29:08,238 --> 00:29:09,947 orange soda. 447 00:29:09,989 --> 00:29:11,699 - I don't believe this. - Well, believe it. 448 00:29:11,741 --> 00:29:14,577 We're going. You too, Dylan. Come on. 449 00:29:17,163 --> 00:29:20,207 And what are you wearing? It's embarrassing. 450 00:29:20,332 --> 00:29:22,542 Yeah, well, Boomer likes it. 451 00:29:29,091 --> 00:29:31,884 Call me tomorrow. We'll go to a movie my mom can drag us out of. 452 00:29:36,514 --> 00:29:40,183 - Look, I get that you're upset. - No, I'm confused. 453 00:29:40,266 --> 00:29:42,352 First I can go to the party, then I can't because Mike says no, 454 00:29:42,435 --> 00:29:44,187 then I can, but "don't tell Mike and behave yourself." 455 00:29:44,270 --> 00:29:46,940 So I behave myself and you punish me! 456 00:29:48,191 --> 00:29:51,693 Okay, I admit that there's a certain lack of consistency there. 457 00:29:51,944 --> 00:29:55,531 It's like, ever since you got married, I can't win. 458 00:29:57,366 --> 00:29:59,535 Do you think this is easy for me? 459 00:29:59,618 --> 00:30:03,413 Trying to keep peace between a new husband and a teenage daughter? 460 00:30:03,454 --> 00:30:05,581 You're always putting me in the middle. 461 00:30:05,623 --> 00:30:06,791 I don't do that. 462 00:30:06,874 --> 00:30:09,669 Please, every time you and Mike disagree on something, 463 00:30:09,710 --> 00:30:11,169 you give me the look. 464 00:30:11,211 --> 00:30:13,672 That pitiful face that says if I don't back you up, 465 00:30:13,713 --> 00:30:15,132 I love the other one more. 466 00:30:15,215 --> 00:30:17,717 I don't expect you to side with me every time. 467 00:30:17,801 --> 00:30:21,345 Just make a decision and stick to it. And no more lying. 468 00:30:23,556 --> 00:30:25,391 Well, you're right. 469 00:30:25,474 --> 00:30:29,895 I'm an adult, and I need to be honest about these things, and I will be. 470 00:30:30,146 --> 00:30:31,688 Starting tomorrow. 471 00:30:36,151 --> 00:30:41,406 Hey, look who I picked up coming out of the movies. A PG movie. 472 00:30:42,072 --> 00:30:47,077 - Is this the perfect teenager, or what? - Well, the movies, huh? That's funny. 473 00:30:47,161 --> 00:30:48,370 One of Julie's friends just called 474 00:30:48,412 --> 00:30:50,914 to make sure she got home from the party. 475 00:30:50,998 --> 00:30:54,751 She was worried when she saw you leaving with a stripper. 476 00:30:56,586 --> 00:30:57,795 The jig is up, Mom. 477 00:30:57,837 --> 00:30:59,422 (WHISPERING) No, no. We can salvage this. 478 00:30:59,505 --> 00:31:01,174 Just work with me. 479 00:31:02,174 --> 00:31:03,884 I did go to the party. 480 00:31:03,925 --> 00:31:06,219 Mom went behind your back and told me I could, 481 00:31:06,261 --> 00:31:08,847 but I didn't drink or do anything I shouldn't have. 482 00:31:08,930 --> 00:31:12,267 Glad to hear it, and thanks for your honesty. 483 00:31:15,770 --> 00:31:20,316 You know, this perfect-teenager thing is really starting to chap my ass. 484 00:31:20,357 --> 00:31:22,026 I'm going to bed. 485 00:31:25,695 --> 00:31:27,864 Please tell me this isn't going to be one of those things 486 00:31:27,947 --> 00:31:30,867 where you leave me, and I go screaming down the street. 487 00:31:30,950 --> 00:31:33,786 - Why'd you go behind my back? - I'm sorry. 488 00:31:35,621 --> 00:31:39,458 You gotta understand. For so long, it's been just Julie and me, 489 00:31:39,541 --> 00:31:42,211 and I've made all the decisions alone. 490 00:31:42,294 --> 00:31:45,421 - You felt so strongly. - It was just an opinion. Really. 491 00:31:45,463 --> 00:31:46,964 She's your daughter. 492 00:31:47,048 --> 00:31:51,010 I completely respect your right to raise her however you want. 493 00:31:51,052 --> 00:31:52,387 Thanks. 494 00:31:52,470 --> 00:31:56,014 Now, that being said, this baby is ours. 495 00:31:56,056 --> 00:31:59,893 So we get to make all those parenting decisions together. Right? 496 00:31:59,976 --> 00:32:01,770 Right. 497 00:32:01,895 --> 00:32:04,772 So can we go back to date night? 498 00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:10,069 Only if you work the shoulders. 499 00:32:11,070 --> 00:32:12,154 Ooh. 500 00:32:22,330 --> 00:32:23,873 LYNETTE: Gabby, where have you been? 501 00:32:23,915 --> 00:32:26,250 You went to the bathroom like half an hour ago. 502 00:32:26,333 --> 00:32:29,044 Sorry, I stopped off to get you some magazines. 503 00:32:30,587 --> 00:32:32,965 "Top ten new hairstyles." 504 00:32:33,006 --> 00:32:36,342 Yeah, well, I'm kind of bald right now, but thanks. 505 00:32:36,926 --> 00:32:38,302 Why don't I go check if there are some other ones. 506 00:32:38,344 --> 00:32:41,723 No, no. I don't need magazines. I need company. Sit down. 507 00:32:41,764 --> 00:32:44,975 You've been bouncing around since you got here. 508 00:32:48,019 --> 00:32:52,023 So, how do you like being the first lady of Fairview? 509 00:32:52,107 --> 00:32:53,525 It's good. 510 00:32:55,193 --> 00:32:57,445 Are you cold? They keep it cold in here. 511 00:32:57,528 --> 00:32:59,613 I'm fine. So tell me something. 512 00:32:59,697 --> 00:33:01,532 When you go to a ribbon cutting, do you get to keep 513 00:33:01,615 --> 00:33:05,286 - those gigantic novelty scissors? - You must be freezing. 514 00:33:05,369 --> 00:33:07,829 You know, I have the cutest shawl in the car. 515 00:33:07,871 --> 00:33:10,457 So I'm just gonna run out and get it for you. 516 00:33:10,540 --> 00:33:14,169 Boy, you really don't want to be here, do you? 517 00:33:15,378 --> 00:33:17,880 What are you talking about? I'm trying to help. 518 00:33:17,963 --> 00:33:20,674 Yeah, in any way that gets you out of this room. 519 00:33:24,803 --> 00:33:27,055 I'm sorry. It's just hospitals are hard for me. 520 00:33:27,138 --> 00:33:29,640 Yeah, you told me, but, jeez, Gabby, 521 00:33:29,724 --> 00:33:32,435 don't you care enough to make an effort? 522 00:33:32,810 --> 00:33:34,812 You think I don't care? 523 00:33:35,813 --> 00:33:40,484 I get it. You're uncomfortable. Just go. I'm fine. 524 00:33:44,404 --> 00:33:45,739 I'm fine. 525 00:33:55,331 --> 00:33:57,957 Did I ever tell you about my father? 526 00:33:59,167 --> 00:34:00,960 He had cancer, too. 527 00:34:02,754 --> 00:34:07,883 Started in the liver, went to his bones, and 10 months later he was dead. 528 00:34:08,926 --> 00:34:13,013 - Thanks for that encouraging story... - I'm not finished. 529 00:34:15,516 --> 00:34:20,520 Those last weeks, every day we thought we were gonna lose him. 530 00:34:21,104 --> 00:34:25,691 And every day, before I would go into his room, my mom would say, 531 00:34:25,775 --> 00:34:28,985 "No tears. Daddy wants to see you smiling. 532 00:34:29,027 --> 00:34:31,780 "If you're gonna cry, you can't go in." 533 00:34:33,031 --> 00:34:35,617 So, on the last night, 534 00:34:37,369 --> 00:34:40,371 I sat there, and I watched him die. 535 00:34:43,124 --> 00:34:46,377 His eyes were closed, but I thought he could still see me. 536 00:34:48,379 --> 00:34:50,505 So I kept smiling. 537 00:34:53,466 --> 00:34:54,884 All night. 538 00:34:58,304 --> 00:34:59,805 I was five. 539 00:35:01,807 --> 00:35:03,225 Oh, my God. 540 00:35:03,642 --> 00:35:06,311 But on the plus side, I made a pretty good career 541 00:35:06,395 --> 00:35:10,231 out of knowing how to smile when I didn't really feel like it. 542 00:35:17,071 --> 00:35:19,489 But I can't pretend with you. 543 00:35:23,410 --> 00:35:26,246 Not when I'm scared I'm gonna lose you. 544 00:35:27,914 --> 00:35:30,166 You're not gonna lose me. 545 00:35:32,084 --> 00:35:37,798 You promise? 'Cause if I did, then... 546 00:35:41,176 --> 00:35:45,555 - God, I'm such a mess. - It's okay. Come here. Let it go. 547 00:36:26,634 --> 00:36:30,304 Honey? I'm gonna get Adam. Be right back. 548 00:36:32,180 --> 00:36:33,390 Mom? 549 00:36:35,141 --> 00:36:37,977 - Can I talk to you about something? - Sure, 550 00:36:38,061 --> 00:36:40,897 if you don't mind talking in the car. 551 00:36:43,649 --> 00:36:47,152 MARY ALICE: Bree Hodge persisted in her effort to unlock the secret 552 00:36:47,236 --> 00:36:50,698 of Katherine Mayfair's lemon meringue. 553 00:36:51,073 --> 00:36:57,036 But after several failed attempts, it occurred to Bree 554 00:36:57,078 --> 00:37:02,041 that while she might not have the key to Katherine's recipe, 555 00:37:02,332 --> 00:37:04,501 she did have the key 556 00:37:05,168 --> 00:37:07,379 to Katherine's house. 557 00:37:42,870 --> 00:37:44,912 - Hey, what's up? - I was doing a little baking, 558 00:37:44,954 --> 00:37:47,874 and I was wondering if I could borrow something. 559 00:37:47,957 --> 00:37:50,501 Sure, what do you need? Flour? Sugar? 560 00:38:05,222 --> 00:38:08,476 You can't believe what Karen McCluskey tells you. 561 00:38:08,559 --> 00:38:11,562 She's an old woman, practically senile. 562 00:38:11,645 --> 00:38:13,105 She didn't sound senile to me. 563 00:38:13,147 --> 00:38:15,774 Dylan, maybe this is not the time, okay? 564 00:38:15,815 --> 00:38:17,525 You said my father didn't care about me, 565 00:38:17,567 --> 00:38:21,071 but she says he came here. He wanted to see me. 566 00:38:21,112 --> 00:38:23,239 Why would you not tell me that? 567 00:38:23,323 --> 00:38:24,366 (DOOR UNLOCKING) 568 00:38:25,824 --> 00:38:28,243 He's my father! I deserve to know! 569 00:38:28,327 --> 00:38:31,121 The only thing you need to know about that man is he was a monster. 570 00:38:31,163 --> 00:38:34,083 I can decide that for myself. Where is he? 571 00:38:36,584 --> 00:38:37,919 I don't know. 572 00:38:38,753 --> 00:38:40,463 - You're lying. - No, she's not. 573 00:38:40,505 --> 00:38:43,800 Yes, she is. She has been lying to me my whole life. 574 00:38:44,842 --> 00:38:47,969 I'm starting to think maybe you're the monster! 575 00:38:56,310 --> 00:38:59,980 She can't talk to me that way. Not after everything I've done for her. 576 00:39:00,022 --> 00:39:01,440 Well, maybe that's the problem. 577 00:39:01,524 --> 00:39:03,401 She doesn't know what you've done for her. 578 00:39:03,442 --> 00:39:05,653 Nobody does. And it's gonna stay that way. 579 00:39:05,695 --> 00:39:09,322 Are you sure? She's just gonna keep asking questions. 580 00:39:09,531 --> 00:39:12,826 Then we'd better start coming up with better lies. 581 00:39:31,759 --> 00:39:35,179 There you are. I was wondering where you'd gone to. 582 00:39:35,888 --> 00:39:39,391 I just let myself into Katherine's house to get that recipe. 583 00:39:39,474 --> 00:39:41,810 Well, that seems a bit extreme. 584 00:39:44,146 --> 00:39:47,523 Well, at least you know her secret now. 585 00:39:47,565 --> 00:39:50,359 Yes, and it has nothing to do with pie. 586 00:39:57,407 --> 00:40:02,412 Here's the thing. I got a real chance of getting back together with my ex, 587 00:40:02,495 --> 00:40:05,373 but this woman is standing in my way. 588 00:40:05,415 --> 00:40:08,876 And she knows about the money, and she's made it clear that if I leave 589 00:40:08,917 --> 00:40:11,211 she's gonna blow the whistle. 590 00:40:13,839 --> 00:40:15,716 You gotta understand, 591 00:40:16,842 --> 00:40:19,177 I really did care for Edie, 592 00:40:20,178 --> 00:40:22,680 but I can't let her ruin my life. 593 00:40:27,018 --> 00:40:29,269 That's where you come in. 594 00:40:40,696 --> 00:40:43,783 Guys, we better behave or the nurses are gonna kick us out. 595 00:40:43,866 --> 00:40:47,411 Hey, it's our chemo party, and we'll laugh if we want to. 596 00:40:49,537 --> 00:40:51,122 Gabby, this was a wonderful idea. 597 00:40:51,206 --> 00:40:54,125 I cannot tell you how much it means to me. 598 00:40:54,209 --> 00:40:57,087 Well, don't get sappy on me. I won't stand for it. 599 00:40:57,128 --> 00:41:00,506 - All right, Susan, is the camera ready? - Yeah. Got it. 600 00:41:00,547 --> 00:41:03,300 Okay. Once the light starts blinking, we've got 10 seconds. 601 00:41:03,384 --> 00:41:07,971 So, everybody say "cheese," and hold it. One, two, three. 602 00:41:08,138 --> 00:41:09,430 ALL: Cheese! 603 00:41:10,390 --> 00:41:14,560 MARY ALICE: There is nothing more deceptive than a smile. 604 00:41:14,644 --> 00:41:19,023 And no one knows this better than the people who hide behind them. 605 00:41:20,732 --> 00:41:24,820 Some flash their teeth as a polite warning to their enemies. 606 00:41:25,988 --> 00:41:29,991 Some put on beaming faces to keep their tears from falling. 607 00:41:30,825 --> 00:41:34,078 Others wear silly grins to mask their fear. 608 00:41:37,248 --> 00:41:42,002 But then there is that rare smile that is actually genuine. 609 00:41:45,255 --> 00:41:46,965 I'll take care of it. 610 00:41:47,048 --> 00:41:53,137 It's the smile of a person who knows his troubles will soon be over.