1 00:00:00,369 --> 00:00:02,129 Previously on Desperate Housewives... 2 00:00:02,179 --> 00:00:05,648 A reporter just did a story on homeless teens, my son is one of them. 3 00:00:05,741 --> 00:00:06,501 Oh, my God. 4 00:00:06,610 --> 00:00:08,003 Orson found Andrew. 5 00:00:08,287 --> 00:00:12,120 Have I done stuff for money that I'm not proud of? Yeah, sure. 6 00:00:12,154 --> 00:00:14,066 And the prodigal son returned. 7 00:00:17,897 --> 00:00:19,725 Mike fell into a coma... 8 00:00:19,796 --> 00:00:22,716 -What could be more romantic? -I could think of... of something. 9 00:00:22,766 --> 00:00:25,539 And Susan fell into the arms of another man... 10 00:00:26,597 --> 00:00:27,921 a bit too soon. 11 00:00:31,060 --> 00:00:33,986 The day Mike Delfino woke from his coma, 12 00:00:34,800 --> 00:00:37,253 Edie Britt was the first to know. 13 00:00:41,832 --> 00:00:44,138 Once she was sure he was responsive... 14 00:00:44,187 --> 00:00:44,912 Mike? 15 00:00:48,048 --> 00:00:50,862 Edie decided to share the good news with others. 16 00:00:51,065 --> 00:00:53,281 Code red! Code red! 17 00:00:53,857 --> 00:00:55,442 My friend just woke up from his coma. 18 00:00:56,196 --> 00:00:59,081 And that is how word began to spread. 19 00:00:59,635 --> 00:01:01,410 Mike's physician, Dr. Craig, 20 00:01:01,465 --> 00:01:04,352 was busy with a patient when he first heard the news. 21 00:01:05,215 --> 00:01:08,522 Not long after, he called his aunt Ida, 22 00:01:08,557 --> 00:01:10,471 who was busy knitting a sweater. 23 00:01:11,546 --> 00:01:15,700 She told Lynette Scavo, who was busy watering her lawn. 24 00:01:16,306 --> 00:01:18,311 And she told her husband Tom, 25 00:01:18,415 --> 00:01:20,583 who was busy playing at computer game. 26 00:01:21,236 --> 00:01:23,332 He then e-mailed his friend Carlos, 27 00:01:23,425 --> 00:01:26,550 Who was busy plotting strategy with his divorce lawyer. 28 00:01:28,076 --> 00:01:31,501 And Carlos called his soon-to-be ex-wife Gabrielle, 29 00:01:31,886 --> 00:01:34,162 who was busy doing the same with hers. 30 00:01:35,607 --> 00:01:38,772 Yes, word of Mike's miraculous recovery 31 00:01:38,855 --> 00:01:41,510 spread quickly throughout Wisteria Lane, 32 00:01:42,028 --> 00:01:45,702 And stopped cold everyone's busy, busy life... 33 00:01:47,237 --> 00:01:48,661 Everyone, that is... 34 00:01:49,387 --> 00:01:51,880 Except for Susan Mayer, 35 00:01:52,746 --> 00:01:54,682 who was busy doing something 36 00:01:55,118 --> 00:01:56,480 she would soon wish... 37 00:01:57,686 --> 00:01:58,970 she hadn't. 38 00:02:03,967 --> 00:02:12,113 By Tyno, Wisteria Team Transcript by FRM 39 00:02:20,158 --> 00:02:30,842 Forom.com & DHsubs.free.fr 40 00:02:43,088 --> 00:02:47,203 Edward Sibley was the beloved founder of the town of Fairview. 41 00:02:47,826 --> 00:02:48,850 Prior to that, 44 00:02:54,976 --> 00:02:56,452 and a horse thief. 45 00:02:57,155 --> 00:03:01,310 Of course, no one remembers those parts of Edward's past. 46 00:03:02,325 --> 00:03:06,533 Luckily for him, history is designed to be rewritten... 47 00:03:07,458 --> 00:03:10,531 And no one knew this better than Bree Hodge. 48 00:03:10,598 --> 00:03:12,232 So you're just gonna lie to people? 49 00:03:12,245 --> 00:03:15,743 Oh, I'm not talking about a lie. Just a polite fiction 50 00:03:15,758 --> 00:03:17,343 to explain to everybody where you've been. 51 00:03:17,506 --> 00:03:18,920 I mean, we can't possibly tell them that 52 00:03:18,975 --> 00:03:21,620 you've been living on skid row, sleeping in a cardboard box. 53 00:03:22,115 --> 00:03:24,671 So why do I have to go to this history fair anyway? 54 00:03:24,725 --> 00:03:26,542 I mean, it's just some dumb school contest. 55 00:03:26,565 --> 00:03:28,262 We all know Danielle's not gonna win. 56 00:03:28,516 --> 00:03:30,920 She never wins anything. Is it weird eating off plates? 57 00:03:30,975 --> 00:03:32,432 'Cause if you were more comfortable, you could just 58 00:03:32,488 --> 00:03:35,820 aat straight out of the garbage. This is a family event, 59 00:03:35,825 --> 00:03:37,690 and we're all gonna enjoy it together. 60 00:03:37,895 --> 00:03:41,133 Now, Danielle, stop sniping and start thinking of an alibi for your brother. 61 00:03:41,168 --> 00:03:44,782 I know. We could say he joined a cult, and we had to kidnap and deprogram him. 62 00:03:44,915 --> 00:03:47,903 Well, that would certainly spare the family some embarrassment. 63 00:03:48,115 --> 00:03:49,850 Why not throw in a killing spree, too? 64 00:03:50,407 --> 00:03:53,082 Well, here's a thought. We say he was at drama camp. 65 00:03:53,686 --> 00:03:56,780 It reflects Andrew's interest in the performing arts, 66 00:03:56,835 --> 00:03:58,563 while giving us a private joke to savor 67 00:03:58,615 --> 00:04:01,132 about the drama of his estrangement. 68 00:04:02,398 --> 00:04:04,670 Uh, yeah, he is always like that. 69 00:04:05,157 --> 00:04:08,970 Uh, guys, why can't we just tell the truth? 70 00:04:10,587 --> 00:04:12,693 Uh, I got out of line, you kicked me out, 71 00:04:12,746 --> 00:04:14,541 I lived on the street, and I came back home. 72 00:04:17,077 --> 00:04:19,130 We'll need a name for this drama camp. 73 00:04:21,205 --> 00:04:23,151 We got ties here, people! 74 00:04:23,208 --> 00:04:25,203 Designer ties, two for a dollar! 75 00:04:27,677 --> 00:04:29,211 Oh, do you like those barbells? 76 00:04:29,676 --> 00:04:31,190 Make me an offer. I'm feeling generous. 77 00:04:34,375 --> 00:04:36,183 Here's the customer I've been waiting for. 78 00:04:36,728 --> 00:04:38,030 I'll give you $5 for this. 79 00:04:38,735 --> 00:04:41,382 Carlos, I see you got my flier. You're having a garage sale 80 00:04:41,386 --> 00:04:43,710 featuring menswear and sporting equipment. 81 00:04:43,875 --> 00:04:46,643 I need cash, and you don't expect me to sell my stuff, do you? 82 00:04:47,345 --> 00:04:49,390 Those are my good cuff links! 83 00:04:49,477 --> 00:04:51,180 Those are my cds! 84 00:04:52,445 --> 00:04:53,851 Oh, my God, this is my baby blanket. 85 00:04:53,856 --> 00:04:55,121 My Mamá knitted this! 86 00:04:55,868 --> 00:04:57,431 And it pains me to sell it. 87 00:04:57,835 --> 00:04:59,263 It's just that my lawyer told me 88 00:04:59,318 --> 00:05:00,893 what you're offering for spousal support, 89 00:05:00,946 --> 00:05:02,593 and I can't get by on that. 90 00:05:02,687 --> 00:05:03,792 Hey, I am doing the best that I can. 91 00:05:03,796 --> 00:05:05,141 I've got a few deals in the pipeline, 92 00:05:05,146 --> 00:05:08,850 but I'm not making near as much as I used to. So I should be punished? 93 00:05:08,905 --> 00:05:11,762 Attention, shoppers, for the next 20 minutes, 94 00:05:11,885 --> 00:05:13,772 free golf club with every purchase! 95 00:05:15,258 --> 00:05:16,573 Gaby, I'm trying to be civil, 96 00:05:17,088 --> 00:05:18,603 but if you don't knock it off right now, 97 00:05:18,687 --> 00:05:20,420 I swear, the gloves are coming off. 98 00:05:20,687 --> 00:05:22,382 Oh, honey, the gloves aren't just off... 99 00:05:22,388 --> 00:05:24,581 They're 70% off! 100 00:05:24,595 --> 00:05:26,451 Get your cashmere gloves! 101 00:05:31,658 --> 00:05:33,553 Hey, Parker, where's your uniform? 102 00:05:33,557 --> 00:05:35,161 You got your game in an hour. 103 00:05:35,756 --> 00:05:37,333 No, I don't. I quit. 104 00:05:37,835 --> 00:05:38,401 W hat? 105 00:05:38,458 --> 00:05:39,442 I hate baseball. 106 00:05:39,727 --> 00:05:41,711 Daddy said I don't have to play it anymore. 107 00:05:42,248 --> 00:05:44,311 Well, daddy should have checked with mommy, 108 00:05:44,345 --> 00:05:47,032 so she could have a chance to tell him why he's wrong. 109 00:05:47,277 --> 00:05:48,990 Hey, you're playing. 110 00:05:49,556 --> 00:05:51,093 But, mom, I suck! 111 00:05:51,236 --> 00:05:52,660 Everybody says so. 112 00:05:53,045 --> 00:05:55,230 That's why they made up a fake position for me. 113 00:05:55,535 --> 00:05:56,892 It is not fake. 114 00:05:56,967 --> 00:06:01,521 There is not a team I know that could get along without their backup far right fielder. 115 00:06:02,626 --> 00:06:04,202 Okay, come on, let's go practice. 116 00:06:07,357 --> 00:06:09,032 All right, let's try it again. 117 00:06:09,086 --> 00:06:11,052 Nice and easy. Watch the ball hit the bat. 118 00:06:11,088 --> 00:06:13,200 You ready? You can do it. Here we go. 119 00:06:14,896 --> 00:06:15,823 Okay, Parker, 120 00:06:15,877 --> 00:06:17,982 I keep telling you, you gotta keep your eyes open. 121 00:06:18,017 --> 00:06:19,802 How are you gonna hit the ball when you're doing this? 122 00:06:19,855 --> 00:06:22,263 You threw it too fast. Throw slower. 123 00:06:22,317 --> 00:06:24,781 If I threw any slower, we would be bowling. 124 00:06:24,946 --> 00:06:25,783 Hey. 125 00:06:26,748 --> 00:06:28,272 Hey, whatcha guys doing? 126 00:06:28,557 --> 00:06:30,251 I'll tell you what we're not doing, quitting. 127 00:06:31,107 --> 00:06:32,713 Oh, hey, buddy, did you change your mind? 128 00:06:32,808 --> 00:06:33,783 No. 129 00:06:34,655 --> 00:06:36,750 Lynette, I told him that he didn't have to play anymore. 130 00:06:36,756 --> 00:06:38,352 He's got five more games in the season. 131 00:06:38,407 --> 00:06:40,382 He made a commitment. He's gonna see it through. 132 00:06:40,907 --> 00:06:42,881 But, Lynette, he doesn't like it, 133 00:06:43,046 --> 00:06:44,663 and if you haven't noticed, he kind of sucks. 134 00:06:44,746 --> 00:06:46,193 Yeah, well, that's not the point. 135 00:06:46,198 --> 00:06:49,423 What kind of message are we sending if we let him quit whenever the going gets rough? 136 00:06:49,466 --> 00:06:52,590 Honey, it is kids' baseball. It's a way to kill three hours before they eat pizza. 137 00:06:52,646 --> 00:06:54,040 Why you being such a hard-ass? 138 00:06:54,047 --> 00:06:56,510 Well, it's called parenting, Tom. Watch and learn. 139 00:07:01,538 --> 00:07:03,261 Okay, P-Dog, 140 00:07:03,298 --> 00:07:04,722 this is a curveball. 141 00:07:09,546 --> 00:07:11,973 Again, opening the eyes. Can't stress it enough. 142 00:07:16,028 --> 00:07:17,920 Are you sure it's okay if we stay another day? 143 00:07:17,978 --> 00:07:21,791 Well, let's see. What excuse did we use when we had this conversation yesterday? 144 00:07:22,250 --> 00:07:24,176 That we work hard, and we deserve to relax. 145 00:07:24,220 --> 00:07:26,723 No, I believe that was last Thursday's rationale. 146 00:07:26,892 --> 00:07:29,008 -Uh, fresh air is good for us? -Ah, Tuesday. 147 00:07:29,057 --> 00:07:29,860 Okay, here's one... 148 00:07:30,025 --> 00:07:32,603 Julie needs to spend more time bonding with her father. 149 00:07:32,707 --> 00:07:33,693 Brilliant! 150 00:07:35,298 --> 00:07:36,290 If we keep this up, 151 00:07:36,297 --> 00:07:37,431 we could stay here till christmas. 152 00:07:40,158 --> 00:07:42,443 You know, sometimes when you smile like that, 153 00:07:42,496 --> 00:07:44,163 That, that really makes me think that, that... 154 00:07:45,518 --> 00:07:47,250 What? What were you gonna say? 155 00:07:47,726 --> 00:07:49,452 Well, it makes me think that could love you. 156 00:07:52,156 --> 00:07:55,821 I... don't mean "love" in the swooning schoolboy sense. 157 00:07:55,858 --> 00:07:57,851 You know, fireworks exploding, 158 00:07:57,905 --> 00:07:59,281 Bells ringing. 159 00:07:59,338 --> 00:08:01,373 To me, it's about this... 160 00:08:01,477 --> 00:08:04,223 A mundane task that's suddenly a joy, 161 00:08:04,225 --> 00:08:05,832 because of who you're doing it with. 162 00:08:06,107 --> 00:08:07,571 That's love to me. 163 00:08:08,006 --> 00:08:09,592 Someone to fluff while you fold, 164 00:08:09,608 --> 00:08:11,530 someone to whisper to at a boring party, 165 00:08:11,636 --> 00:08:12,242 Someone to... 166 00:08:12,408 --> 00:08:14,573 Shh. Do you mind? 167 00:08:14,855 --> 00:08:17,173 You're kind of drowning out the bells. 168 00:08:19,695 --> 00:08:20,693 So I am. 169 00:08:28,668 --> 00:08:30,830 I think I can feed myself now. 170 00:08:30,888 --> 00:08:32,472 Mm, you said that yesterday, 171 00:08:32,527 --> 00:08:34,343 And I wound up with a cleavage full of pudding. 172 00:08:34,998 --> 00:08:36,003 You heard the therapist. 173 00:08:36,007 --> 00:08:38,441 It's gonna be weeks before you're up and running. 174 00:08:41,517 --> 00:08:44,472 I just wanna get home, unpack. 175 00:08:44,746 --> 00:08:47,552 You just let home come to you, okay? 176 00:08:48,147 --> 00:08:50,020 The whole street's dying to see you. 177 00:08:50,145 --> 00:08:53,480 Bree is even bakin' ya a peach pie. 178 00:08:54,975 --> 00:08:56,881 She's the redhead, right? 179 00:08:57,956 --> 00:08:58,533 Right. 180 00:08:59,555 --> 00:09:00,752 Husband's a doctor... 181 00:09:02,427 --> 00:09:03,042 Rex. 182 00:09:05,505 --> 00:09:06,831 Rex is dead. 183 00:09:09,016 --> 00:09:09,690 Really? 184 00:09:10,615 --> 00:09:11,391 When did that happen? 185 00:09:12,146 --> 00:09:13,183 About a year and a half ago. 186 00:09:13,606 --> 00:09:14,473 What? 187 00:09:14,776 --> 00:09:16,771 Yeah. You were at his funeral. 188 00:09:16,978 --> 00:09:19,070 What are you talking about? That's not possible. 189 00:09:19,228 --> 00:09:21,063 I just met him right before my accident. 190 00:09:24,427 --> 00:09:25,302 Mike... 191 00:09:26,088 --> 00:09:27,420 What year is it? 192 00:09:29,057 --> 00:09:31,163 2004. Why? 193 00:09:34,528 --> 00:09:37,143 It's called retrograde memory loss. 194 00:09:37,197 --> 00:09:40,102 It's caused by the swelling and frontal lobe damage. 195 00:09:40,457 --> 00:09:42,953 You say he's lost two whole years? 196 00:09:43,528 --> 00:09:45,703 Yeah. Is that unusual? 197 00:09:45,755 --> 00:09:49,070 Ah, patients more typically lose several weeks. 198 00:09:50,695 --> 00:09:53,003 The damage may be more severe than we thought. 199 00:09:53,228 --> 00:09:55,222 Well, do you think he'll get his memory back? 200 00:09:55,325 --> 00:09:57,732 He might, at least partially. 201 00:09:58,416 --> 00:10:00,083 You could be of some assistance with that. 202 00:10:00,825 --> 00:10:01,392 How? 203 00:10:01,666 --> 00:10:03,263 Bring him some personal belongings. 204 00:10:03,297 --> 00:10:04,543 Photos, letters. 205 00:10:05,398 --> 00:10:07,573 He's gonna need some help to remember what he can't. 206 00:10:10,868 --> 00:10:12,980 Oh, I'm sure I could fill in a few blanks. 207 00:10:23,738 --> 00:10:25,161 Hey, did I tell you that, uh, 208 00:10:25,217 --> 00:10:27,473 Burnham Fox is looking for a new creative director? 209 00:10:27,528 --> 00:10:30,673 P.R.? What makes you think I wanna work for a P.R. firm? 210 00:10:30,887 --> 00:10:35,040 Easy hours, big paycheck, access to great parties... 211 00:10:35,377 --> 00:10:36,573 Yeah, what was I thinking? 212 00:10:36,628 --> 00:10:39,252 Honey, we agreed that I would chase my dreams, 213 00:10:39,586 --> 00:10:40,413 and that ain't it. 214 00:10:41,827 --> 00:10:43,500 Look, I was just making conversation. 215 00:10:43,627 --> 00:10:44,340 Batter up! 216 00:10:44,866 --> 00:10:46,250 Is he up? Oh, come on! 217 00:10:49,026 --> 00:10:51,672 Come on, Parker! Keep your eye on the ball! 218 00:10:56,026 --> 00:10:56,781 Strike one! 219 00:10:58,555 --> 00:11:01,180 Hey, people, he's just a kid, okay? 220 00:11:01,236 --> 00:11:01,802 Come on. 221 00:11:04,306 --> 00:11:05,060 Strike two! 222 00:11:06,156 --> 00:11:08,400 Hey, hey, that is not helpful. 223 00:11:08,458 --> 00:11:11,452 It only takes one, Parker! Only takes one! Come on, Parker! 224 00:11:11,957 --> 00:11:13,040 It's not your son's fault. 225 00:11:13,045 --> 00:11:15,112 He's just up against the best pitcher in the league. 226 00:11:15,308 --> 00:11:16,991 Yeah, guy's a machine. Who is that kid? 227 00:11:17,056 --> 00:11:19,132 Nicky Abbott. He's a neighbor of mine. 228 00:11:19,216 --> 00:11:21,813 The kid's got an arm like a 13-year-old. 229 00:11:24,376 --> 00:11:26,152 Strike three! You're out! 230 00:11:29,158 --> 00:11:30,363 I'm gonna go buy him an ice cream. 231 00:11:32,967 --> 00:11:34,552 It's okay, P-Dog. 232 00:11:34,587 --> 00:11:36,411 You're gonna get 'em the next inning! 233 00:11:47,795 --> 00:11:48,521 So tell me, 234 00:11:48,575 --> 00:11:51,233 what else do you know about this Nicky kid? 235 00:11:54,457 --> 00:11:55,580 You're short 50 cents. 236 00:11:55,655 --> 00:11:56,892 Please, that's all I got. 237 00:11:57,527 --> 00:12:00,263 Hey, give the kid what he wants. 238 00:12:03,226 --> 00:12:03,882 Thanks. 239 00:12:03,936 --> 00:12:05,603 Hey, aren't you, uh, Parker Scavo's mom? 240 00:12:05,658 --> 00:12:06,483 That's right. 241 00:12:07,187 --> 00:12:09,203 Come. Walk with me. 242 00:12:11,356 --> 00:12:12,251 So... 243 00:12:13,298 --> 00:12:14,491 Money's a little tight, huh? 244 00:12:14,958 --> 00:12:15,502 A little. 245 00:12:15,587 --> 00:12:17,541 Yeah, I heard your old man's out of work. 246 00:12:17,598 --> 00:12:18,763 That's gotta be tough. 247 00:12:19,145 --> 00:12:21,111 Yeah, they, uh, cut my allowance. 248 00:12:21,147 --> 00:12:23,482 No! A kid's gotta have an allowance. 249 00:12:23,518 --> 00:12:25,940 How else you gonna buy the things you want, right? 250 00:12:26,517 --> 00:12:27,992 Like that cotton candy. 251 00:12:29,088 --> 00:12:30,842 That's a little piece of heaven, huh? 252 00:12:32,515 --> 00:12:36,810 Hey, I got an idea. Maybe we could help each other out. 253 00:12:36,845 --> 00:12:38,632 My son's having a little trouble hitting the ball. 254 00:12:39,045 --> 00:12:40,043 Yeah, I saw that. 255 00:12:40,255 --> 00:12:40,743 Yeah. 256 00:12:43,948 --> 00:12:44,663 Ever seen one of these? 257 00:13:01,045 --> 00:13:02,753 Carlos, what are you doing here? 258 00:13:03,045 --> 00:13:05,000 I mean, besides loring my property value. 259 00:13:05,237 --> 00:13:06,392 I had a little news, 260 00:13:06,407 --> 00:13:08,383 and I wanted to see your face when I delivered it. 261 00:13:10,008 --> 00:13:11,230 I'm tired of fighting, 262 00:13:12,078 --> 00:13:15,951 So I called my lawyer and told him to give in to your demands for spousal support. 263 00:13:16,298 --> 00:13:16,962 Really? 264 00:13:19,006 --> 00:13:21,030 Wow. Well, thank you. 265 00:13:22,997 --> 00:13:25,043 Okay, you've seen my face. Now you can beat it. 266 00:13:25,878 --> 00:13:26,941 Wait. There's more. 267 00:13:28,578 --> 00:13:30,930 Since I'm gonna be giving you all that money, 268 00:13:31,375 --> 00:13:33,030 I have to cut back on some stuff, 269 00:13:33,376 --> 00:13:34,960 like the rent on my apartment. 270 00:13:35,378 --> 00:13:37,602 But the good news is, according to my lawyer, 271 00:13:37,675 --> 00:13:40,070 I'm completely within my rights to do this... 272 00:13:46,248 --> 00:13:48,581 Honey, I'm home. 273 00:13:51,145 --> 00:13:53,061 Wait! You can't stay here! 274 00:13:54,005 --> 00:13:55,681 Now there's the face that I was looking for. 275 00:13:59,568 --> 00:14:00,722 Batter up! 276 00:14:10,567 --> 00:14:11,530 Strike one! 277 00:14:12,038 --> 00:14:14,141 Wow, that was kind of slow. 278 00:14:14,855 --> 00:14:15,791 His arm must be getting tired. 279 00:14:16,245 --> 00:14:19,383 Yeah, well, after all those fastballs... 280 00:14:19,415 --> 00:14:21,013 Come on, Parker! 281 00:14:21,045 --> 00:14:22,623 You can do it! 282 00:14:27,345 --> 00:14:28,232 Strike two! 283 00:14:40,047 --> 00:14:42,711 Oh, my God! Yes! 284 00:15:25,036 --> 00:15:26,383 -Mr. Faladi. -Yes? 285 00:15:26,515 --> 00:15:29,621 Yes? I cannot thank you enough for getting Danielle interested in history. 286 00:15:29,636 --> 00:15:32,770 She has never worked so hard on a project before. 287 00:15:33,178 --> 00:15:36,750 Well, don't tell anyone, but she is my favorite student. 288 00:15:38,538 --> 00:15:41,180 Oh, and it's so good to see that Andrew's back. 289 00:15:41,236 --> 00:15:42,321 Where's he been all this time? 290 00:15:43,807 --> 00:15:44,681 Drama camp. 291 00:15:44,998 --> 00:15:47,071 A very prestigious drama camp. 292 00:16:04,496 --> 00:16:05,283 Do I know you? 293 00:16:06,015 --> 00:16:09,211 Yeah, uh, you gave me a ride in your black Sedan once. 294 00:16:10,018 --> 00:16:12,823 You know, the one with the reclining seats? 295 00:16:14,876 --> 00:16:16,282 -Excuse me. -Yeah. 296 00:16:19,016 --> 00:16:20,303 Wasn't that Dr. Keck? 297 00:16:21,098 --> 00:16:21,852 You know him? 298 00:16:22,097 --> 00:16:24,023 Yeah. Yeah, we, uh... 299 00:16:24,385 --> 00:16:25,901 met at drama camp. 300 00:16:26,326 --> 00:16:27,132 Oh, good Lord. 301 00:16:27,955 --> 00:16:28,613 You mean, you... 302 00:16:28,617 --> 00:16:32,712 Yeah, I "performed" for him once. 303 00:16:33,295 --> 00:16:34,241 Are you all right? 304 00:16:34,727 --> 00:16:36,543 I'll be all right. I'm fine. 305 00:16:36,907 --> 00:16:38,181 Howard Keck? 306 00:16:38,916 --> 00:16:39,711 You sure? 307 00:16:40,315 --> 00:16:42,743 I mean, he's a very respected member of the community. 308 00:16:42,977 --> 00:16:45,033 Yeah, well, they all were. 309 00:16:53,605 --> 00:16:57,460 What were you and Andrew talking about today at the fair? 310 00:16:58,077 --> 00:16:59,803 Uh, nothing. 311 00:17:01,877 --> 00:17:03,700 I was gonna make some cocoa. Would you like some? 312 00:17:03,755 --> 00:17:07,291 Orson, I saw the two of you whispering right after Dr. Keck ran off. 313 00:17:07,378 --> 00:17:08,372 What happened? 314 00:17:15,218 --> 00:17:18,380 Look, Andrew asked me not to say anything, 315 00:17:18,395 --> 00:17:20,590 but I don't want there to be any secrets between us, 316 00:17:21,435 --> 00:17:23,020 so please don't let him know I told you. 317 00:17:23,175 --> 00:17:25,513 Well, of course not. What is it? 318 00:17:26,305 --> 00:17:28,023 How to put this? Uh... 319 00:17:29,278 --> 00:17:30,581 When Andrew was on the street, 320 00:17:31,135 --> 00:17:33,750 he, uh, he didn't just beg for money. 321 00:17:34,128 --> 00:17:35,561 At times, he... 322 00:17:36,246 --> 00:17:38,302 Well, he did things to earn it. 323 00:17:38,637 --> 00:17:41,562 Oh, good. I mean, I'd hate to think he had no work ethic at all. 324 00:17:42,928 --> 00:17:44,432 Uh, what I mean is... 325 00:17:45,905 --> 00:17:48,893 Men hired him, uh, to... 326 00:17:50,208 --> 00:17:52,362 Do things, things he wasn't very proud of. 327 00:17:53,918 --> 00:17:54,930 Yard work? 328 00:17:55,946 --> 00:17:56,611 Afraid not. 329 00:17:57,936 --> 00:17:59,280 Orson, you're scaring me. 330 00:17:59,287 --> 00:18:00,681 Did he do something awful? 331 00:18:00,866 --> 00:18:02,500 No! Nonot awful. 332 00:18:02,767 --> 00:18:05,521 I mean, people do it all the time. I do it with you. 333 00:18:06,508 --> 00:18:08,381 I just don't pay you for it. 334 00:18:12,858 --> 00:18:14,291 I think someone could use a cocoa. 335 00:18:19,486 --> 00:18:21,740 Look, we mustn't judge Andrew. 336 00:18:22,087 --> 00:18:24,241 -He was desperate. -I'll never forgive myself. 337 00:18:24,258 --> 00:18:26,302 It's all my fault for pushing him away. 338 00:18:26,366 --> 00:18:28,001 Bree, don't do that to yourself. 339 00:18:28,246 --> 00:18:30,693 The important thing now is that he's home and he's safe. 340 00:18:30,745 --> 00:18:32,450 How does this Dr. Keck fit into all of this? 341 00:18:32,455 --> 00:18:35,081 I mean, is he treating Andrew for some awful disease? 342 00:18:36,005 --> 00:18:37,941 Actually, I think he was one of Andrew's... 343 00:18:38,496 --> 00:18:39,243 clients. 344 00:18:39,916 --> 00:18:40,830 Howard Keck?! 345 00:18:41,088 --> 00:18:43,010 Oh, that's ridiculous. He's got a wife and a daughter. 346 00:18:43,297 --> 00:18:45,422 He plays on Tom Scavo's bowling team. 347 00:18:45,506 --> 00:18:47,670 Well, that's clearly not the only team he plays for. 348 00:18:48,898 --> 00:18:51,220 This is a nightmare, an absolute nightmare. 349 00:18:53,405 --> 00:18:55,662 Please don't cut into that pie. I made it for Mike. 350 00:18:56,356 --> 00:18:58,750 Mike? Delfino? 351 00:18:58,826 --> 00:18:59,992 Yes. I left you two messages. 352 00:19:00,005 --> 00:19:01,191 Didn't you check your voice mail? 353 00:19:01,205 --> 00:19:02,822 He woke up from his coma. 354 00:19:08,356 --> 00:19:10,013 Who is it? It is Sharla Banning? 355 00:19:10,066 --> 00:19:13,182 I'm not telling who it is. I'm just asking the question. 356 00:19:13,238 --> 00:19:15,721 If you know a husband has been unfaithful, 357 00:19:16,097 --> 00:19:17,683 do you tell the wife? 358 00:19:17,696 --> 00:19:20,110 Absolutely. If he's cheating, he could bring home a disease. 359 00:19:20,115 --> 00:19:23,492 Okay, that's what I was thinking. I mean, that's how Bunny Connors got chlamydia. 360 00:19:23,546 --> 00:19:25,840 She told me she got it from wearing someone else's bathing suit. 361 00:19:25,845 --> 00:19:27,331 No, that's how she got crabs. 362 00:19:29,298 --> 00:19:30,682 Poor Bunny. It's always something. 363 00:19:30,738 --> 00:19:32,900 If it's not the clap, it's a botched face-lift. 364 00:19:33,675 --> 00:19:34,880 Be that as it may, 365 00:19:35,018 --> 00:19:37,371 do we all agree that I should tell this man's wife? 366 00:19:37,516 --> 00:19:38,172 I wouldn't. 367 00:19:38,817 --> 00:19:41,000 Women always say they wanna know if their husband's cheating, 368 00:19:41,007 --> 00:19:43,011 and they always resent the person who tells them. 369 00:19:43,067 --> 00:19:44,960 So if Tom was cheating, you wouldn't tell me? 370 00:19:45,066 --> 00:19:48,293 No! But I would hire someone to beat the crap out of him. 371 00:19:48,425 --> 00:19:49,913 Aw, you're sweet. 372 00:19:53,038 --> 00:19:55,770 Bree, I'm sorry. I think you gotta follow your heart on this one, 373 00:19:55,946 --> 00:19:58,130 even if it isn't the easiest thing to do. 374 00:19:59,946 --> 00:20:00,522 Gaby... 375 00:20:02,586 --> 00:20:04,812 Are you and Carlos getting back together? 376 00:20:05,047 --> 00:20:05,731 Why? 377 00:20:10,868 --> 00:20:12,992 Uh... would you excuse me? 378 00:20:16,866 --> 00:20:19,540 What are you doing? I told you I was having friends over! 379 00:20:19,598 --> 00:20:22,172 I'm thirsty! And this is my kitchen, too. 380 00:20:22,498 --> 00:20:23,512 Hey, ladies! 381 00:20:24,986 --> 00:20:26,981 Oh, for God sakes, put some pants on! 382 00:20:26,986 --> 00:20:30,910 Well, I wanted to, but somebody threw my laundry out of the dryer while it was still wet. 383 00:20:30,997 --> 00:20:32,692 Don't act like you didn't deserve that. 384 00:20:33,538 --> 00:20:34,420 What are you talking about? 385 00:20:34,435 --> 00:20:36,233 You peed in my shampoo. Admit it! 386 00:20:36,398 --> 00:20:37,852 -What?! -Yeah, the cap was loose, 387 00:20:37,908 --> 00:20:39,572 and I know how your sick mind works. 388 00:20:39,588 --> 00:20:40,122 Oh, really? 389 00:20:40,125 --> 00:20:42,680 Well, in that case, you should know that if I was gonna do something like that, 390 00:20:42,736 --> 00:20:44,270 I wouldn't do it to your shampoo. 391 00:20:44,405 --> 00:20:47,801 I would do it to your mouthwash, soup and decaffeinated coffee. 392 00:20:51,475 --> 00:20:52,291 Ladies. 393 00:21:00,556 --> 00:21:03,430 To answer your question... No, we are not getting back together. 394 00:21:17,335 --> 00:21:18,580 I love this music. 395 00:21:19,685 --> 00:21:20,493 What's it about? 396 00:21:21,258 --> 00:21:23,102 Making love, regret, 397 00:21:23,686 --> 00:21:24,542 cigarettes. 398 00:21:25,045 --> 00:21:25,882 Cigarettes? 399 00:21:25,965 --> 00:21:26,890 That's what I assume. 400 00:21:26,896 --> 00:21:28,540 It's french. They write what they know. 401 00:21:29,677 --> 00:21:31,453 I'd love to go to France someday. 402 00:21:34,908 --> 00:21:36,171 Would you like to go next month? 403 00:21:37,246 --> 00:21:38,250 Are you serious? 404 00:21:38,376 --> 00:21:39,790 Yeah, I'm going on business. Come with me. 405 00:21:39,937 --> 00:21:42,101 Oh, Ian, I just took a week off. 406 00:21:42,106 --> 00:21:44,312 I couldn't possibly justify taking another. 407 00:21:44,367 --> 00:21:45,771 Oh, you'll manage. 408 00:21:45,866 --> 00:21:49,292 We've already proven ourselves masters of the flimsy rationalization. 409 00:21:50,258 --> 00:21:51,982 Well... okay. 410 00:21:52,876 --> 00:21:55,202 You gotta promise me we'll actually leave the hotel room. 411 00:21:55,968 --> 00:21:59,110 It's Paris, dear. You can pretty much make love anywhere. 412 00:22:01,616 --> 00:22:03,362 I thought you said you didn't get reception up here. 413 00:22:03,375 --> 00:22:05,610 We, the occasional signal gets through. 414 00:22:05,627 --> 00:22:07,113 Please don't answer. 415 00:22:07,166 --> 00:22:09,380 Oh, it's Julie. I have to. 416 00:22:10,215 --> 00:22:11,262 Hello? What's up? 417 00:22:12,328 --> 00:22:12,810 Hey... 418 00:22:13,818 --> 00:22:14,860 Uh, I can't... 419 00:22:15,668 --> 00:22:16,993 No, can you say that again? 420 00:22:18,246 --> 00:22:19,863 The signal's really bad. 421 00:22:22,078 --> 00:22:22,710 What? 422 00:22:23,607 --> 00:22:24,503 Oh, my God. 423 00:22:24,776 --> 00:22:26,970 -Is something wrong? -Mike woke up. 424 00:22:27,306 --> 00:22:28,800 Um, Julie, when did he... 425 00:22:29,296 --> 00:22:30,810 Julie? Julie! 426 00:22:31,215 --> 00:22:32,541 Oh, damn it! 427 00:22:33,035 --> 00:22:33,953 Oh, my God. 428 00:22:35,306 --> 00:22:36,673 Oh! Oh, my God! 429 00:22:38,278 --> 00:22:40,330 Uh, I... I have to go. 430 00:22:40,435 --> 00:22:42,213 Um, I gotta get out of here. 431 00:22:42,265 --> 00:22:43,081 Yes, of course. 432 00:22:45,165 --> 00:22:47,352 Uh, I think that you're sitting on my bra. 433 00:22:55,397 --> 00:22:56,292 What'd the coach say? 434 00:22:56,307 --> 00:22:58,400 What do you think he said? Parker's off the team. 435 00:22:58,415 --> 00:23:00,380 That's not fair! It's not his fault! 436 00:23:00,855 --> 00:23:01,741 It doesn't matter, 437 00:23:01,796 --> 00:23:04,832 because his mother bribed an 8-year-old pitcher, 438 00:23:04,998 --> 00:23:07,480 who also, by the way, was kicked off of his team. 439 00:23:07,627 --> 00:23:09,070 Not Nicky, too! 440 00:23:10,256 --> 00:23:11,460 What were you thinking? 441 00:23:11,846 --> 00:23:16,180 I was trying to repair my son's shattered self-esteem. 442 00:23:16,507 --> 00:23:17,432 With a $50? 443 00:23:19,186 --> 00:23:23,423 Honey, everything would've been fine if you had just let Parker quit. 444 00:23:23,767 --> 00:23:26,971 Well, excuse me for not wanting my son to be a quitter. 445 00:23:28,607 --> 00:23:31,581 Yeah, 'cause I guess having two in the family would be a bit much. 446 00:23:32,815 --> 00:23:34,202 Whoa. Where'd that come from? 447 00:23:34,427 --> 00:23:36,041 You say that you support my decision 448 00:23:36,058 --> 00:23:37,582 to leave advertising and follow my dream, 449 00:23:37,676 --> 00:23:39,710 but it is obvious to me that you resent it. 450 00:23:40,006 --> 00:23:41,330 That is not true! 451 00:23:41,495 --> 00:23:44,983 Why do you keep dropping all these hints about the job at Burnham Fox then, huh? 452 00:23:44,987 --> 00:23:49,411 I just figured, since you're taking your time figuring out what your dream even is, 453 00:23:49,436 --> 00:23:51,422 you might wanna make a few bucks in the meantime. 454 00:23:51,616 --> 00:23:54,090 I have a dream, too. It includes keeping this house. 455 00:23:54,146 --> 00:23:54,871 Oh, like I don't... 456 00:23:58,666 --> 00:24:00,270 -Are you fighting? -No! 457 00:24:01,515 --> 00:24:02,291 No. 458 00:24:03,675 --> 00:24:05,973 It was excitement, because we have just decided 459 00:24:05,977 --> 00:24:08,352 you don't have to play baseball anymore. 460 00:24:08,487 --> 00:24:11,013 -Ah! Isn't that great? -But I can't stop now. 461 00:24:11,615 --> 00:24:12,021 Huh? 462 00:24:12,126 --> 00:24:13,462 Not when I'm finally getting good. 463 00:24:13,667 --> 00:24:16,142 You were right, mom. I just needed a little more practice. 464 00:24:16,588 --> 00:24:17,872 So come on, come on! Let's go practice! 465 00:24:18,126 --> 00:24:18,712 See you outside. 466 00:24:22,316 --> 00:24:25,422 So what's on the next page of your parenting handbook? 467 00:24:28,768 --> 00:24:31,580 -Ian, can you please hurry? -I am hurrying! 468 00:24:32,506 --> 00:24:34,381 We should've been on the road ten minutes ago. 469 00:24:34,538 --> 00:24:36,182 It's not like checking out of a hotel. 470 00:24:36,337 --> 00:24:37,351 There's doors to secure. 471 00:24:37,408 --> 00:24:40,190 -I have to turn the gas valve off. -Can't you do that stuff later? 472 00:24:40,248 --> 00:24:42,283 When? After the place is overrun by raccoons? 473 00:24:42,286 --> 00:24:44,052 Of course, the joke would be on them when it blows up. 474 00:24:44,305 --> 00:24:47,032 Mike is awake! He's lying there and he's wondering where I am. 475 00:24:47,087 --> 00:24:48,492 Yes, I get it. You're in a hurry. 476 00:24:48,548 --> 00:24:49,920 Just please give me a minute. 477 00:24:51,148 --> 00:24:53,090 I bet you'd move faster if Jane were awake. 478 00:25:01,188 --> 00:25:05,580 Ah, here's the picture that you took of me in my bikini at that pool party. 479 00:25:06,007 --> 00:25:07,973 You could've warned me I was showing a little nip. 480 00:25:09,216 --> 00:25:10,972 Oh, Susan Mayer. 481 00:25:11,677 --> 00:25:12,492 Remember her? 482 00:25:12,838 --> 00:25:13,652 Yeah. 483 00:25:14,787 --> 00:25:15,692 She's pretty. 484 00:25:16,857 --> 00:25:18,993 Yeah, she is, sorta, in this picture. 485 00:25:19,048 --> 00:25:20,222 Is there a date on this thing? 486 00:25:20,646 --> 00:25:23,113 The nurses said that she visited me a lot. 487 00:25:23,488 --> 00:25:24,690 We were close, huh? 488 00:25:25,126 --> 00:25:26,831 You have just come out of a coma. 489 00:25:26,925 --> 00:25:30,482 Can we not talk about Susan till you start to regain your strength? 490 00:25:31,217 --> 00:25:31,870 Why? 491 00:25:33,497 --> 00:25:34,420 Oh, God. 492 00:25:35,387 --> 00:25:37,290 I hate to be the one telling you this... 493 00:25:37,848 --> 00:25:39,613 Well, if you don't want to... 494 00:25:39,646 --> 00:25:41,450 That tramp treated you like dirt. 495 00:25:41,757 --> 00:25:44,051 She strung you along. She slept with other guys. 496 00:25:44,486 --> 00:25:46,003 You broke up with her twice. 497 00:25:46,536 --> 00:25:49,143 Well, why did she keep visiting me when I was out of it? 498 00:25:50,136 --> 00:25:51,970 Well, she's a bit of a stalker. 499 00:25:52,406 --> 00:25:55,992 I was worried that she was gonna come in here and disconnect one of the tubes or something. 500 00:25:56,726 --> 00:25:57,673 But don't worry. 501 00:25:58,235 --> 00:26:00,241 She's glommed on to some new guy, 502 00:26:00,297 --> 00:26:03,453 and she's up in the mountains at his place with him right now. 503 00:26:04,316 --> 00:26:04,983 Wow. 504 00:26:05,635 --> 00:26:08,180 She told the nurses that she really loved me. 505 00:26:10,765 --> 00:26:14,073 That's the one thing about Susan that you must never forget, 506 00:26:15,487 --> 00:26:16,561 she is a liar. 507 00:26:28,526 --> 00:26:29,742 You waiting to see Mike Delfino? 508 00:26:29,796 --> 00:26:33,543 Uh, yes. I'm a... I'm a neighbor. 509 00:26:33,818 --> 00:26:36,202 But, uh, he already has a vitor, so I'll come back later. 510 00:26:36,307 --> 00:26:38,272 Well, don't be surprised if he doesn't recognize you. 511 00:26:38,325 --> 00:26:41,032 He's suffered significant memory loss. 512 00:26:42,495 --> 00:26:43,343 Really? 513 00:26:46,038 --> 00:26:46,810 Oh, that's too bad. 514 00:26:48,796 --> 00:26:49,843 You sure you don't want to go in? 515 00:26:50,238 --> 00:26:51,982 Ms. Britt's here all the time. She won't mind. 516 00:26:52,035 --> 00:26:54,512 No. I've waited this long. I can wait a bit longer. 517 00:27:13,368 --> 00:27:14,033 Gaby! 518 00:27:22,887 --> 00:27:25,471 Hey, Carlos. What's up? My key won't work. 519 00:27:27,945 --> 00:27:30,402 That's probably because I had the locks changed. 520 00:27:31,996 --> 00:27:33,620 -Gaby! -Can't be too safe. 521 00:27:33,818 --> 00:27:36,540 You never know when someone might move in on you when you're not looking. 522 00:27:47,796 --> 00:27:48,980 Hello, 911? 523 00:27:49,445 --> 00:27:51,422 There's an intruder breaking into my home. 524 00:27:54,255 --> 00:27:55,973 Can you tell them to come armed? 525 00:27:56,027 --> 00:27:57,303 I think he's mexican. 526 00:27:59,407 --> 00:28:01,183 I'm telling you, I'm her husband. 527 00:28:01,195 --> 00:28:03,361 I bought her this house. My name is on the deed. 528 00:28:03,658 --> 00:28:05,841 Ma'am, if you're married, it's a matter of public record. 529 00:28:05,897 --> 00:28:06,951 I can find out very quickly. 530 00:28:11,586 --> 00:28:14,750 All right, but we're going through a very messy divorce, 531 00:28:14,806 --> 00:28:16,102 and he moved back in on me. 532 00:28:16,377 --> 00:28:18,392 And everyone knows the wife keeps the house, 533 00:28:18,446 --> 00:28:20,192 and the husband gets the crappy apartment. 534 00:28:20,248 --> 00:28:21,403 It's the american way. 535 00:28:21,976 --> 00:28:25,033 Call my lawyer. This is all totally legal, and she knows it. 536 00:28:25,088 --> 00:28:26,300 She's just trying to get back at me. 537 00:28:29,036 --> 00:28:29,822 I hear that. 538 00:28:30,848 --> 00:28:34,022 You wouldn't believe the stuff my wife pulled when we split. 539 00:28:36,687 --> 00:28:37,470 Whoa! 540 00:28:37,475 --> 00:28:39,391 Whoa, whoa, whoa, you can't take sides! 541 00:28:39,445 --> 00:28:41,543 Police officers aren't allowed to take sides. 542 00:28:41,797 --> 00:28:43,193 I pay your salary. 543 00:28:44,468 --> 00:28:47,553 Ted, did you see that? This lady just assaulted me. 544 00:28:47,636 --> 00:28:50,321 Oh. It was a swat. 545 00:28:50,375 --> 00:28:51,473 Ted, does this hurt? 546 00:28:56,187 --> 00:28:57,861 Get your hands off me! 547 00:28:58,826 --> 00:29:00,501 Police brutality! 548 00:29:09,876 --> 00:29:11,711 This is all my fault. 549 00:29:11,766 --> 00:29:13,150 Why punish Parker? 550 00:29:13,658 --> 00:29:15,880 Sorry, Mrs. Scavo. Rules are rules. 551 00:29:16,167 --> 00:29:17,531 I can't put him back on the team. 552 00:29:17,576 --> 00:29:19,032 Just one more game. 553 00:29:19,035 --> 00:29:21,151 He'll suck, the other kids will taunt him, 554 00:29:21,167 --> 00:29:23,763 and he'll wanna quit again. See, everybody wins. 555 00:29:23,845 --> 00:29:25,211 I wish I could help, but... 556 00:29:25,626 --> 00:29:28,222 Please? You can't bend the rules just once? 557 00:29:30,118 --> 00:29:32,052 Did you know the team could use some new batting helmets? 558 00:29:34,498 --> 00:29:35,651 Are you asking for a bribe? 559 00:29:36,615 --> 00:29:37,911 You pretending you're above that? 560 00:29:39,476 --> 00:29:40,562 I'll get my checkbook. 561 00:29:43,317 --> 00:29:44,423 Hello, Vera. 562 00:29:45,068 --> 00:29:48,163 I made you some of those, uh, shortbread biscuits that you like so much. 563 00:29:48,227 --> 00:29:49,243 How sweet! 564 00:29:50,035 --> 00:29:52,632 Can you stay for some tea? It's been so long. 565 00:29:52,788 --> 00:29:54,222 We have some catching up to do. 566 00:29:54,716 --> 00:29:56,352 Yes. Yes, we do. 567 00:30:05,168 --> 00:30:07,221 I know how painful this must be for you. 568 00:30:07,225 --> 00:30:10,841 It isn't easy for me either, considering Andrew's role in it. 569 00:30:12,545 --> 00:30:14,113 And why have you told me this? 570 00:30:14,807 --> 00:30:16,173 Because I thought you'd want to know. 571 00:30:18,136 --> 00:30:18,831 Why? 572 00:30:19,897 --> 00:30:21,342 So you could do something. 573 00:30:26,425 --> 00:30:27,571 Do you think I'm an idiot? 574 00:30:28,375 --> 00:30:32,093 That I know nothing about the man I've lived with for 27 years? 575 00:30:35,328 --> 00:30:38,302 I've always assumed Howard had some... outlet, 576 00:30:38,558 --> 00:30:40,300 a friend tucked away somewhere. 577 00:30:40,326 --> 00:30:41,210 I didn't know. 578 00:30:42,206 --> 00:30:43,593 I didn't care to know. 579 00:30:44,958 --> 00:30:47,522 But thank you for painting so vivid, 580 00:30:47,927 --> 00:30:51,201 so indelible a picture of my husband's activities. 581 00:30:51,647 --> 00:30:52,501 I'm sorry. 582 00:30:52,577 --> 00:30:54,682 I just felt that if it were me, I... 583 00:30:54,685 --> 00:30:56,842 -You'd want to know. -Yes, absolutely. 584 00:30:57,386 --> 00:30:58,810 Then I owe you an apology, 585 00:31:00,078 --> 00:31:02,851 because I've been sitting on a little secret about your family. 586 00:31:04,126 --> 00:31:04,622 Oh? 587 00:31:04,676 --> 00:31:06,193 Actually, it's not much of a secret. 588 00:31:06,767 --> 00:31:09,753 My daughter tells me it's common knowledge among the cheerleaders. 589 00:31:09,877 --> 00:31:10,510 What is? 590 00:31:12,088 --> 00:31:14,503 The fact that Danielle is sleeping with her history teacher. 591 00:31:18,466 --> 00:31:19,932 But where are my manners? 592 00:31:21,126 --> 00:31:22,941 I should have brought some biscuits with that. 593 00:31:30,188 --> 00:31:32,780 Well, aren't we just the parents of the year? 594 00:31:33,035 --> 00:31:35,013 Sitting in the stands, waiting for our son to fail, 595 00:31:35,037 --> 00:31:37,263 so we can weasel out of a bribery scandal. 596 00:31:37,517 --> 00:31:40,333 Two bribery scandals. Gotta count the batting helmets. 597 00:31:44,028 --> 00:31:44,853 Strike one! 598 00:31:46,148 --> 00:31:48,493 You know, for what it's worth, I don't think you're a quitter. 599 00:31:48,748 --> 00:31:49,401 Good. 600 00:31:51,196 --> 00:31:52,250 And you don't resent me? 601 00:31:52,308 --> 00:31:52,991 No. 602 00:31:53,878 --> 00:31:54,581 Ball one! 603 00:31:54,777 --> 00:31:56,372 Okay, well, maybe a little. 604 00:31:56,936 --> 00:31:57,712 Why? 605 00:31:57,986 --> 00:32:01,550 You get to chase your dream while I get to spend the rest of my life in advertising. 606 00:32:02,245 --> 00:32:03,063 Strike two! 607 00:32:03,318 --> 00:32:07,010 Maybe I'd like to write a book or, you know, start my own magazine. 608 00:32:07,017 --> 00:32:08,492 And then I think, "No, I can't. 609 00:32:08,685 --> 00:32:11,581 I have a family to support," and I am okay with that... 610 00:32:11,835 --> 00:32:12,571 Ball two! 611 00:32:12,645 --> 00:32:13,262 Most of the time. 612 00:32:14,776 --> 00:32:15,491 You know what? 613 00:32:16,437 --> 00:32:18,331 I'm gonna look into that job at Burnham Fox. 614 00:32:18,447 --> 00:32:19,742 Don't you dare! 615 00:32:20,088 --> 00:32:21,541 You are gonna chase your dream, 616 00:32:21,547 --> 00:32:24,631 and I am gonna support you 99% of the time. 617 00:32:26,428 --> 00:32:27,852 It's all I could really ask for. 618 00:32:37,045 --> 00:32:38,722 How the hell did he do that?! 619 00:32:39,015 --> 00:32:40,600 Yeah! Come on, come on! 620 00:32:42,016 --> 00:32:43,652 Crap, they're cheering for him. 621 00:32:46,037 --> 00:32:48,791 Oh, he's never gonna quit now! 622 00:32:49,137 --> 00:32:50,273 What are we gonna say to him? 623 00:33:03,998 --> 00:33:05,000 I don't know, buddy. 624 00:33:05,017 --> 00:33:06,810 Looks like a pretty bad sprain. 625 00:33:07,906 --> 00:33:10,540 Probably gonna be out the rest of the season. 626 00:33:12,248 --> 00:33:13,022 Damn. 627 00:33:14,575 --> 00:33:17,162 Hey, but you know what? That was one heck of a hit. 628 00:33:18,487 --> 00:33:19,871 Sure was. 629 00:33:40,605 --> 00:33:42,793 I posted your bail. We can go. 630 00:33:48,476 --> 00:33:50,231 -Gaby... -Don't talk to me. 631 00:33:50,287 --> 00:33:51,821 Oh, lighten up. 632 00:33:51,858 --> 00:33:53,902 You were in there for maybe an hour. 633 00:33:53,916 --> 00:33:56,022 The whole thing is funny, and you know it. 634 00:33:58,888 --> 00:34:00,292 Come on, Gaby! 635 00:34:00,297 --> 00:34:02,132 We've been going at each other for months now. 636 00:34:02,137 --> 00:34:03,083 Can we just stop? 637 00:34:04,287 --> 00:34:06,833 You know as well as I do we're gonna end up back together. 638 00:34:06,916 --> 00:34:08,710 Wow, you are crazy. 639 00:34:08,725 --> 00:34:11,292 No, what's crazy is throwing away the past three years. 640 00:34:11,918 --> 00:34:15,153 Why can't we just say what we really feel for a change? 641 00:34:19,048 --> 00:34:22,531 Fine, I'll get the ball rolling. I still love you. 642 00:34:22,587 --> 00:34:24,193 That's too bad, because I don't love you. 643 00:34:24,587 --> 00:34:25,291 Yeah, right. 644 00:34:26,717 --> 00:34:27,501 I don't... 645 00:34:29,115 --> 00:34:30,891 And I haven't for a very long time. 646 00:34:32,846 --> 00:34:35,181 That's a lie. You're just saying that to hurt me. 647 00:34:35,377 --> 00:34:38,221 No, if I wanted hurt you, I would tell you about last weekend... 648 00:34:39,197 --> 00:34:40,931 When I slept with John Rowland. 649 00:34:50,247 --> 00:34:52,313 Carlos, what are you doing? 650 00:34:53,327 --> 00:34:54,073 Carlos! 651 00:34:55,808 --> 00:34:57,961 What are you doing?! Carlos! 652 00:34:57,967 --> 00:35:00,921 You can't leave me out here in the middle of nowhere! 653 00:35:04,186 --> 00:35:04,952 Carlos! 654 00:35:28,417 --> 00:35:33,063 Danielle! Danielle, he is your history teacher, and he is 35-years-old! 655 00:35:33,118 --> 00:35:36,141 -Robert says age is just a number. -Don't you dare leave this house! 656 00:35:36,147 --> 00:35:38,662 You can't break us up! I love him, d he loves me! 657 00:35:50,428 --> 00:35:51,382 Come on, mom. 658 00:35:52,486 --> 00:35:56,653 I am so tired of feeling like the worst mother who ever lived. 659 00:35:57,856 --> 00:35:58,690 You're not. 660 00:35:59,565 --> 00:36:00,412 There's grandma. 661 00:36:05,045 --> 00:36:07,782 I've tried so hard to set a good example. 662 00:36:08,807 --> 00:36:11,311 I've done the best I could to teach you kids right from wrong. 663 00:36:11,315 --> 00:36:12,781 Why isn't it taking? 664 00:36:14,185 --> 00:36:15,061 It took. 665 00:36:15,217 --> 00:36:19,023 I mean, we know the difference between right and wrong. We just chose wrong. 666 00:36:20,676 --> 00:36:21,410 Why? 667 00:36:22,438 --> 00:36:25,022 Sometimes when you push a kid really hard to go one way, 668 00:36:25,508 --> 00:36:27,590 the other way starts to look more entertaining. 669 00:36:28,765 --> 00:36:29,862 You're awful. 670 00:36:29,917 --> 00:36:31,381 Yeah, I know. 671 00:36:31,808 --> 00:36:32,962 I blame shoddy parenting. 672 00:36:38,846 --> 00:36:40,112 You know, we never... 673 00:36:41,007 --> 00:36:44,321 discussed what it s like for you while you were... away. 674 00:36:44,936 --> 00:36:46,500 I just want you to know, if you ever wanna... 675 00:36:47,465 --> 00:36:50,323 talk about it, there's nothing you can't tell me. 676 00:36:54,335 --> 00:36:54,923 Thanks. 677 00:36:58,127 --> 00:36:59,042 Not right now. 678 00:36:59,756 --> 00:37:00,243 Okay? 679 00:37:09,397 --> 00:37:10,803 I'll pick up my bags later. 680 00:37:13,017 --> 00:37:14,440 It's not my fault you weren't there. 681 00:37:14,956 --> 00:37:16,841 -What? -It's not. 682 00:37:17,636 --> 00:37:18,920 I know what you're feeling, but... 683 00:37:18,938 --> 00:37:20,681 How could you possibly know what I was feeling? 684 00:37:20,738 --> 00:37:23,022 For six months, I have prayed every day 685 00:37:23,075 --> 00:37:25,233 for that man to wake up, and you made me give up on him. 686 00:37:25,236 --> 00:37:26,301 I did not make you. 687 00:37:26,396 --> 00:37:28,133 Okay, not on purpose, but you did. 688 00:37:28,467 --> 00:37:30,151 You were sweet and charming and english. 689 00:37:30,215 --> 00:37:32,101 And that's why when my prayers were answered, 690 00:37:32,105 --> 00:37:34,441 I was a hundred miles away, naked in someone else's arms. 691 00:37:34,668 --> 00:37:36,232 This should never have happened. 692 00:37:36,656 --> 00:37:38,320 You can say what you want about this, 693 00:37:38,338 --> 00:37:40,750 say that you feel guilty, say that it was bad timing, 694 00:37:40,815 --> 00:37:43,490 vut don't you say that this should never have happened! 695 00:37:47,526 --> 00:37:48,161 Because you're the... 696 00:37:48,218 --> 00:37:50,162 You're the best thing that's happened to me in years. 697 00:37:54,608 --> 00:37:56,291 Ian, I'm sorry. 698 00:37:58,565 --> 00:37:59,762 I know how you feel. 699 00:38:01,605 --> 00:38:02,533 It's Mike. 700 00:38:03,405 --> 00:38:04,533 It's my Mike. 701 00:38:10,125 --> 00:38:11,750 Well, then you should go. 702 00:38:18,466 --> 00:38:19,320 Thank you. 703 00:38:35,175 --> 00:38:36,192 Oh, my God. 704 00:38:37,468 --> 00:38:39,032 You are awake. 705 00:38:39,726 --> 00:38:40,781 Hi, Susan. 706 00:38:41,077 --> 00:38:42,791 Oh, God! 707 00:38:42,998 --> 00:38:45,721 It's so wonderful to hear your voice again. 708 00:38:46,668 --> 00:38:48,130 They say you've been here lot. 709 00:38:48,338 --> 00:38:51,650 Yes! Yes, I have. Almost every day. 710 00:38:52,438 --> 00:38:55,913 I can't tell you how much I'm kicking myself for not being here when you woke up. 711 00:38:56,808 --> 00:38:57,710 Where were you? 712 00:39:00,808 --> 00:39:02,361 I was in the country. 713 00:39:04,238 --> 00:39:05,371 But I'm back now. 714 00:39:07,337 --> 00:39:08,033 Okay. 715 00:39:11,717 --> 00:39:12,692 Is something wrong? You... 716 00:39:13,456 --> 00:39:15,061 You don't seem happy to see me. 717 00:39:18,917 --> 00:39:21,413 To be honest, I don't remember you. 718 00:39:23,705 --> 00:39:24,383 What? 719 00:39:25,127 --> 00:39:28,073 I remember moving to Fairview and meeting people, 720 00:39:29,067 --> 00:39:30,252 but after that, nothing. 721 00:39:30,737 --> 00:39:33,312 The doctors say it's the head trauma. 722 00:39:37,477 --> 00:39:39,360 But you're gonna all right. 723 00:39:40,075 --> 00:39:41,752 And I'm gonna help you remember. 724 00:39:42,407 --> 00:39:44,822 And if you don't mind, I'm kind of tired now. 725 00:39:47,587 --> 00:39:48,363 Okay. 726 00:39:52,937 --> 00:39:55,280 Right, you, um, you sleep. 727 00:39:56,308 --> 00:39:57,472 I'll come back tomorrow. 728 00:39:59,347 --> 00:40:00,850 I'd rather you didn't. 729 00:40:05,337 --> 00:40:07,092 Well, I've got therapy. 730 00:40:08,425 --> 00:40:09,773 Maybe next week. 731 00:40:16,905 --> 00:40:17,631 Okay. 732 00:40:57,368 --> 00:41:00,520 We all have our reasons for rewriting history. 733 00:41:02,938 --> 00:41:06,141 Sometimes we need to provide ourselves alibis... 734 00:41:06,167 --> 00:41:07,902 Drama camp was awesome. 735 00:41:08,267 --> 00:41:10,421 Uh, we're talking zero supervision. 736 00:41:11,568 --> 00:41:14,923 Sometimes we wanna hurt someone who has hurt us... 737 00:41:14,966 --> 00:41:17,840 So you can tell Carlos that he can have the photo albums. 738 00:41:18,406 --> 00:41:20,872 She says that they hold no sentimental value for her. 739 00:41:22,805 --> 00:41:27,442 And then there are times we just wanna spare ourselves embarrassment... 740 00:41:27,496 --> 00:41:29,193 I don't know how these rumors get started. 741 00:41:29,195 --> 00:41:31,581 No, Parker only quit the team 'cause he hurt his ankle. 742 00:41:35,307 --> 00:41:36,093 Of course, 743 00:41:36,135 --> 00:41:41,201 there are some who feel that to rewrite history Is just another way to lie... 744 00:41:41,637 --> 00:41:44,102 And poor Howard has to work late again tonight. 745 00:41:45,378 --> 00:41:47,182 Of course, he does it all f the family. 746 00:41:50,606 --> 00:41:53,091 But what is history anyway... 747 00:41:53,557 --> 00:41:56,622 You say I dated Susan for a long time. 748 00:41:57,958 --> 00:41:59,761 Do you think I was in love with her? 749 00:42:00,448 --> 00:42:03,462 But a set of lies agreed upon? 750 00:42:05,338 --> 00:42:06,190 I don't. 751 00:42:06,965 --> 00:42:08,030 I really... 752 00:42:09,167 --> 00:42:10,113 really don't.