1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:02,866 [Mary Alice] Previously on Desperate Housewives: 2 00:00:02,936 --> 00:00:06,303 A reporter did a story on homeless teens. My son was one of them. 3 00:00:06,373 --> 00:00:08,864 - Oh, my God. - Orson found Andrew. 4 00:00:08,942 --> 00:00:12,844 Have I done stuff for money that I'm not proud of? Yeah, sure. 5 00:00:12,912 --> 00:00:15,142 And the prodigal son returned. 6 00:00:18,651 --> 00:00:20,551 Mike fell into a coma. 7 00:00:20,620 --> 00:00:23,350 - What could be more romantic? - I can think of something. 8 00:00:23,423 --> 00:00:26,984 And Susan fell into the arms of another man... 9 00:00:27,060 --> 00:00:28,960 ... a bit too soon. 10 00:00:31,798 --> 00:00:35,529 The day Mike Delfino woke from his coma, 11 00:00:35,602 --> 00:00:38,366 Edie Britt was the first to know. 12 00:00:42,208 --> 00:00:44,904 Once she was sure he was responsive... 13 00:00:44,978 --> 00:00:46,673 Mike? 14 00:00:47,247 --> 00:00:48,578 [screaming] 15 00:00:48,648 --> 00:00:51,515 ... Edie decided to share the good news with others. 16 00:00:51,584 --> 00:00:54,451 Code red! Code red! 17 00:00:54,521 --> 00:00:56,921 My friend just woke up from his coma. 18 00:00:56,990 --> 00:01:00,426 And that is how word began to spread. 19 00:01:00,493 --> 00:01:03,360 Mike's physician, Dr. Craig, was busy with a patient 20 00:01:03,430 --> 00:01:05,694 when he first heard the news. 21 00:01:05,765 --> 00:01:09,223 Not long after, he called his Aunt Ida, 22 00:01:09,302 --> 00:01:11,862 who was busy knitting a sweater. 23 00:01:11,938 --> 00:01:16,341 She told Lynette Scavo, who was busy watering her lawn. 24 00:01:16,409 --> 00:01:19,003 And she told her husband Tom, 25 00:01:19,079 --> 00:01:21,707 who was busy playing a computer game. 26 00:01:21,781 --> 00:01:24,147 He then e-mailed his friend Carlos, 27 00:01:24,217 --> 00:01:28,586 who was busy plotting strategy with his divorce lawyer. 28 00:01:28,655 --> 00:01:32,352 And Carlos called his soon-to-be-ex-wife, Gabrielle, 29 00:01:32,425 --> 00:01:35,883 who was busy doing the same with hers. 30 00:01:35,962 --> 00:01:39,591 Yes, word of Mike's miraculous recovery 31 00:01:39,666 --> 00:01:42,100 spread quickly throughout Wisteria Lane 32 00:01:42,168 --> 00:01:47,037 and stopped cold everyone's busy, busy life. 33 00:01:48,174 --> 00:01:50,108 Everyone, that is, 34 00:01:50,176 --> 00:01:53,407 except for Susan Mayer, 35 00:01:53,480 --> 00:01:55,812 who was busy doing something 36 00:01:55,882 --> 00:01:59,613 she would soon wish she hadn't. 37 00:02:43,730 --> 00:02:48,463 [Mary Alice] Edward Sibley was the beloved founder of the town of Fairview. 38 00:02:48,535 --> 00:02:52,301 Prior to that, he was best known as a bootlegger... 39 00:02:53,506 --> 00:02:57,203 ... a womanizer and a horse thief. 40 00:02:58,144 --> 00:03:02,911 Of course, no one remembers those parts of Edward's past. 41 00:03:02,982 --> 00:03:06,645 Luckily for him, history is designed to be rewritten. 44 00:03:13,426 --> 00:03:18,022 Not a lie, just a polite fiction to explain to everybody where you've been. 45 00:03:18,097 --> 00:03:22,397 We can't tell them you've been living on skid row sleeping in a cardboard box. 46 00:03:22,468 --> 00:03:25,631 So why do I have to go to this history fair anyway? 47 00:03:25,705 --> 00:03:29,072 It's just some dumb school contest. Danielle's not gonna win. 48 00:03:29,142 --> 00:03:32,509 - She never wins anything. - Is it weird eating off plates? 49 00:03:32,579 --> 00:03:34,843 You could eat straight out of the garbage. 50 00:03:34,914 --> 00:03:38,475 This is a family event and we're all gonna enjoy it together. 51 00:03:38,551 --> 00:03:41,850 Stop sniping and start thinking of an alibi for your brother. 52 00:03:41,921 --> 00:03:45,413 We could say he joined a cult and we had to kidnap and deprogram him. 53 00:03:45,491 --> 00:03:48,619 Well, that would spare the family some embarrassment. 54 00:03:48,695 --> 00:03:50,754 Why not throw in a killing spree, too? 55 00:03:50,830 --> 00:03:54,288 Well, here's a thought. We say he was at drama camp. 56 00:03:54,367 --> 00:03:57,666 It reflects Andrew's interest in the performing arts, 57 00:03:57,737 --> 00:04:01,935 while giving us a private joke to savor about the drama of his estrangement. 58 00:04:03,176 --> 00:04:06,441 Uh, yeah, he is always like that. 59 00:04:06,512 --> 00:04:09,913 Uh, guys, why can't we just tell the truth? 60 00:04:11,451 --> 00:04:15,547 I got out of line, you kicked me out, I lived on the street, I came back home. 61 00:04:17,757 --> 00:04:20,055 We'll need a name for this drama camp. 62 00:04:21,628 --> 00:04:23,687 We got ties here, people. 63 00:04:23,763 --> 00:04:26,254 Designer ties, two for a dollar. 64 00:04:28,334 --> 00:04:33,033 Ooh. Do you like those barbells? Make me an offer. I'm feeling generous. 65 00:04:33,106 --> 00:04:34,733 [tires screeching] 66 00:04:34,807 --> 00:04:37,241 Here's the customer I've been waiting for. 67 00:04:39,012 --> 00:04:41,446 Carlos, I see you got my flier. 68 00:04:41,514 --> 00:04:44,642 A garage sale featuring menswear and sporting equipment. 69 00:04:44,717 --> 00:04:48,778 I need cash. And you don't expect me to sell my stuff, do you? 70 00:04:48,855 --> 00:04:52,655 Those are my good cuff links. Those are my CDs. 71 00:04:52,725 --> 00:04:55,922 Oh, my God. This is my baby blanket. My mama knitted this. 72 00:04:55,995 --> 00:04:58,293 And it pains me to sell it. 73 00:04:58,364 --> 00:05:03,199 It's just my lawyer told me what you're offering and I can't get by on that. 74 00:05:03,269 --> 00:05:06,102 I am doing the best I can. I got deals in the pipeline. 75 00:05:06,172 --> 00:05:10,006 - I'm not making as much as I used to. - So I should be punished? 76 00:05:10,076 --> 00:05:15,742 Attention! For the next 20 minutes, free golf club with every purchase. 77 00:05:15,815 --> 00:05:17,840 Gabby, I'm trying to be civil. 78 00:05:17,917 --> 00:05:21,318 But if you don't knock it off right now, the gloves are coming off. 79 00:05:21,387 --> 00:05:25,187 Honey, the gloves aren't just off, they're 70%% off. 80 00:05:25,258 --> 00:05:27,385 Get your cashmere gloves! 81 00:05:32,465 --> 00:05:36,333 Hey, Parker. Where's your uniform? You got your game in an hour. 82 00:05:36,402 --> 00:05:38,393 No, I don't. I quit. 83 00:05:38,471 --> 00:05:40,405 - What? - I hate baseball. 84 00:05:40,473 --> 00:05:42,805 Daddy said I don't have to play it anymore. 85 00:05:42,875 --> 00:05:44,968 Daddy should have checked with Mommy, 86 00:05:45,044 --> 00:05:47,945 so she could have a chance to tell him why he's wrong. 87 00:05:48,014 --> 00:05:50,175 Hey, you're playing. 88 00:05:50,249 --> 00:05:53,548 But, Mom, I suck. Everybody says so. 89 00:05:53,619 --> 00:05:57,578 - They made up a fake position for me. - It is not fake. 90 00:05:57,657 --> 00:06:02,424 There is not a team that could get along without their backup far right fielder. 91 00:06:03,429 --> 00:06:05,829 OK, come on. Let's go practice. 92 00:06:06,432 --> 00:06:08,127 [groaning] 93 00:06:08,201 --> 00:06:10,635 All right, let's try it again. Nice and easy. 94 00:06:10,703 --> 00:06:14,400 Watch the ball, hit the bat. You ready? You can do it. Here we go. 95 00:06:15,608 --> 00:06:18,668 OK, Parker, I keep telling you, you gotta keep your eyes open. 96 00:06:18,745 --> 00:06:22,841 - How are you gonna hit the ball? - You threw it too fast. Throw slower. 97 00:06:22,915 --> 00:06:25,907 If I threw any slower, we would be bowling. 98 00:06:25,985 --> 00:06:28,545 Hey. Hey, what you guys doing? 99 00:06:29,389 --> 00:06:31,857 I'll tell you what we're not doing, quitting. 100 00:06:31,924 --> 00:06:34,859 - Hey, buddy. Did you change your mind? - No. 101 00:06:34,927 --> 00:06:37,452 I told him that he didn't have to play anymore. 102 00:06:37,530 --> 00:06:41,523 He's got five more games. He made a commitment. He's gonna see it through. 103 00:06:41,601 --> 00:06:45,367 But he doesn't like it. And if you haven't noticed, he kind of sucks. 104 00:06:45,438 --> 00:06:50,068 What message are we sending if we let him quit whenever the going gets rough? 105 00:06:50,143 --> 00:06:52,907 It's a way to kill three hours before they eat pizza. 106 00:06:52,979 --> 00:06:54,879 Why are you being such a hard-ass? 107 00:06:54,947 --> 00:06:57,472 It's called parenting. Watch and learn. 108 00:07:02,255 --> 00:07:06,157 OK, P-Dog, this is a curve ball. 109 00:07:07,593 --> 00:07:10,027 - [thumping] - [Parker] Ow! 110 00:07:10,096 --> 00:07:13,896 Again, opening the eyes. Can't stress it enough. 111 00:07:16,803 --> 00:07:19,431 - Sure it's OK if we stay another day? - Let's see. 112 00:07:19,505 --> 00:07:23,464 What excuse did we use when we had this conversation yesterday? 113 00:07:23,543 --> 00:07:27,639 - We work hard and we deserve to relax. - That was last Thursday's rationale. 114 00:07:27,713 --> 00:07:29,738 - Fresh air is good for us? - Tuesday. 115 00:07:29,816 --> 00:07:33,411 Here's one. Julie needs to spend more time bonding with her father. 116 00:07:33,486 --> 00:07:35,920 - Brilliant. - [laughing] 117 00:07:35,988 --> 00:07:39,116 If we keep this up, we could stay here till Christmas. 118 00:07:41,227 --> 00:07:45,323 Sometimes when you smile like that, it really makes me think that... 119 00:07:46,399 --> 00:07:48,060 What? What were you gonna say? 120 00:07:48,134 --> 00:07:50,432 It makes me think that I could love you. 121 00:07:53,039 --> 00:07:56,668 I don't mean love in the swooning schoolboy sense, you know, 122 00:07:56,742 --> 00:08:00,007 fireworks exploding, bells ringing. 123 00:08:00,079 --> 00:08:02,309 To me, it's about this, 124 00:08:02,381 --> 00:08:06,408 a mundane task that's suddenly a joy because of who you're doing it with. 125 00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:08,920 That's love to me. 126 00:08:08,988 --> 00:08:13,049 Someone to fluff while you fold, someone to whisper to at a boring party, to... 127 00:08:13,125 --> 00:08:14,558 Shh. 128 00:08:14,627 --> 00:08:19,064 Do you mind? You're kind of drowning out the bells. 129 00:08:20,600 --> 00:08:22,363 So I am. 130 00:08:29,442 --> 00:08:31,706 - I think I can feed myself now. - Mmm. 131 00:08:31,777 --> 00:08:35,144 You said that yesterday and I wound up with a cleavage full of pudding. 132 00:08:35,214 --> 00:08:39,878 You heard the therapist. It's gonna be weeks before you're up and running. 133 00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:45,491 I just wanna get home, unpack. 134 00:08:45,558 --> 00:08:48,994 You just let home come to you, OK? 135 00:08:49,061 --> 00:08:51,086 The whole street's dying to see you. 136 00:08:51,163 --> 00:08:54,690 Bree is even bakin' you a peach pie. 137 00:08:55,868 --> 00:08:57,495 She's the redhead, right? 138 00:08:58,704 --> 00:08:59,728 Right. 139 00:09:00,273 --> 00:09:04,039 Husband's the doctor. Rex. 140 00:09:06,145 --> 00:09:08,010 Rex is dead. 141 00:09:09,882 --> 00:09:12,214 Really? When did that happen? 142 00:09:12,285 --> 00:09:15,379 - About a year and a half ago. - What? 143 00:09:15,454 --> 00:09:18,651 - Yeah. You were at his funeral. - What are you talking about? 144 00:09:18,724 --> 00:09:22,023 That's not possible. I just met him right before my accident. 145 00:09:25,464 --> 00:09:28,365 Mike, what year is it? 146 00:09:29,769 --> 00:09:32,431 2004. Why? 147 00:09:35,408 --> 00:09:37,842 It's called retrograde memory loss. 148 00:09:37,910 --> 00:09:41,437 It's caused by the swelling and frontal-Iobe damage. 149 00:09:41,514 --> 00:09:44,312 You say he's lost two whole years? 150 00:09:44,383 --> 00:09:46,374 Yeah. Is that unusual? 151 00:09:46,452 --> 00:09:49,785 Well, patients more typically lose several weeks. 152 00:09:51,524 --> 00:09:54,015 The damage may be more severe than we thought. 153 00:09:54,093 --> 00:09:56,084 Do you think he'll get his memory back? 154 00:09:56,162 --> 00:09:59,131 He might. At least partially. 155 00:09:59,198 --> 00:10:01,393 You could be some assistance with that. 156 00:10:01,467 --> 00:10:04,095 - How? - Bring him some personal belongings. 157 00:10:04,170 --> 00:10:06,070 Photos, letters. 158 00:10:06,138 --> 00:10:09,369 He's gonna need some help to remember what he can't. 159 00:10:11,677 --> 00:10:15,044 Well, I'm sure I could fill in a few blanks. 160 00:10:19,018 --> 00:10:21,748 - [chattering] - [applause] 161 00:10:21,821 --> 00:10:24,016 [cheering] 162 00:10:27,226 --> 00:10:30,957 Did I tell you that Burnham Fox is looking for a new creative director? 163 00:10:31,030 --> 00:10:34,397 PR? What makes you think I wanna work for a PR firm? 164 00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:39,905 Easy hours, big paycheck, access to great parties. What was I thinking? 165 00:10:39,972 --> 00:10:42,873 Honey, we agreed that I would chase my dream. 166 00:10:42,942 --> 00:10:46,776 - That ain't it. - I was just making conversation. 167 00:10:46,846 --> 00:10:48,313 - Batter up. - [boy] Is he up? 168 00:10:48,381 --> 00:10:51,179 [boy 2] Oh, come on. 169 00:10:52,418 --> 00:10:55,387 Come on, Parker. Keep your eye on the ball. 170 00:10:59,325 --> 00:11:01,555 - Strike one. - [groaning] 171 00:11:01,627 --> 00:11:05,461 Hey, people. He's just a kid, OK? Come on. 172 00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:09,465 - Strike two. - [crowd booing] 173 00:11:09,535 --> 00:11:11,765 Hey, hey. That is not helpful. 174 00:11:11,837 --> 00:11:14,806 It only takes one, Parker. Only takes one. 175 00:11:14,874 --> 00:11:18,776 It's not your son's fault. He's up against the best pitcher in the league. 176 00:11:18,844 --> 00:11:23,008 - That guy's a machine. Who is that kid? - Nicky Abbott. He's a neighbor of mine. 177 00:11:23,082 --> 00:11:25,710 Kid's got an arm like a 13-year-old. 178 00:11:27,853 --> 00:11:30,287 - Strike three. You're out. - [crowd groaning] 179 00:11:32,124 --> 00:11:34,456 I'm gonna go buy him an ice cream. 180 00:11:36,495 --> 00:11:39,987 It's OK, P-Dog. You're gonna get 'em the next inning. 181 00:11:50,643 --> 00:11:54,773 So, tell me, what else do you know about this Nicky kid? 182 00:11:57,616 --> 00:12:00,483 - You're short 50 cents. - Please. That's all I got. 183 00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:04,045 Hey. Give the kid what he wants. 184 00:12:06,459 --> 00:12:08,859 Thanks. Hey, aren't you Parker Scavo's mom? 185 00:12:08,928 --> 00:12:10,759 That's right. 186 00:12:10,830 --> 00:12:13,458 Come. Walk with me. 187 00:12:14,700 --> 00:12:18,898 - So, money's a little tight, huh? - A little. 188 00:12:18,971 --> 00:12:22,407 Yeah, I heard your old man's outta work. That's gotta be tough. 189 00:12:22,475 --> 00:12:24,466 Yeah. They cut my allowance. 190 00:12:24,543 --> 00:12:26,807 No. A kid's gotta have an allowance. 191 00:12:26,879 --> 00:12:30,076 How else are you gonna buy the things you want, right? 192 00:12:30,149 --> 00:12:32,344 Like that cotton candy. 193 00:12:32,418 --> 00:12:35,649 That's a little piece of heaven, huh? 194 00:12:35,721 --> 00:12:38,121 Hey, I got an idea. 195 00:12:38,190 --> 00:12:41,921 We could help each other out. My son's having trouble hitting the ball. 196 00:12:41,994 --> 00:12:44,462 - Yeah, I saw that. - Yeah. 197 00:12:46,966 --> 00:12:48,957 Ever seen one of these? 198 00:13:04,450 --> 00:13:08,284 Carlos, what are you doing here, besides lowering my property value? 199 00:13:08,354 --> 00:13:11,755 I had news and I wanted to see your face when I delivered it. 200 00:13:11,824 --> 00:13:12,984 Oh. 201 00:13:13,058 --> 00:13:16,391 I'm tired of fighting, so I called my lawyer 202 00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:19,625 and told him to give in to your demands for spousal support. 203 00:13:19,698 --> 00:13:21,325 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 204 00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:24,299 Wow. Well, thank you. 205 00:13:26,372 --> 00:13:29,136 OK, you've seen my face. Now you can beat it. 206 00:13:29,208 --> 00:13:30,334 Wait, there's more. 207 00:13:31,911 --> 00:13:34,812 Since I'm gonna be giving you all that money, 208 00:13:34,880 --> 00:13:38,646 I have to cut back on some stuff, like the rent on my apartment. 209 00:13:38,717 --> 00:13:40,947 The good news is, according to my lawyer, 210 00:13:41,020 --> 00:13:44,012 I'm completely within my rights to do this. 211 00:13:49,795 --> 00:13:52,025 Honey, I'm home. 212 00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:56,593 Wait. You can't stay here. 213 00:13:56,669 --> 00:14:00,002 Now there's the face that I was looking for. 214 00:14:02,942 --> 00:14:04,910 [umpire] Batter up. 215 00:14:13,886 --> 00:14:15,877 - Strike one. - [crowd groaning] 216 00:14:15,955 --> 00:14:19,356 Wow. That was kinda slow. His arm must be getting tired. 217 00:14:19,425 --> 00:14:22,917 Yeah, well, after all those fastballs. 218 00:14:22,995 --> 00:14:26,021 Come on, Parker. You can do it. 219 00:14:30,736 --> 00:14:34,866 - Strike two. - [crowd groaning] 220 00:14:43,916 --> 00:14:46,077 Oh, my God! 221 00:14:51,523 --> 00:14:53,354 [crowd gasping] 222 00:15:23,622 --> 00:15:26,682 [indistinct chattering] 223 00:15:28,360 --> 00:15:32,524 Mr. Faladi, thank you for getting Danielle interested in history. 224 00:15:32,598 --> 00:15:36,261 She has never worked so hard on a project before. 225 00:15:36,335 --> 00:15:40,635 Well, don't tell anyone, but she is my favorite student. 226 00:15:41,907 --> 00:15:44,432 And it's so good to see that Andrew's back. 227 00:15:44,510 --> 00:15:46,978 Where's he been all this time? 228 00:15:47,046 --> 00:15:50,743 Drama camp. A very prestigious drama camp. 229 00:16:07,399 --> 00:16:09,424 - Do I know you? - Yeah. 230 00:16:09,501 --> 00:16:12,299 Uh, you gave me a ride in your black sedan once. 231 00:16:13,706 --> 00:16:16,004 You know, the one with the reclining seats? 232 00:16:18,377 --> 00:16:20,311 Excuse me. 233 00:16:22,381 --> 00:16:25,179 Wasn't that Dr. Keck? You know him? 234 00:16:25,250 --> 00:16:28,947 Yeah. Yeah. We, uh, met at drama camp. 235 00:16:29,688 --> 00:16:31,952 Oh, good Lord. You mean y...? 236 00:16:32,024 --> 00:16:36,085 Yeah. I, uh... performed for him once. 237 00:16:36,161 --> 00:16:40,120 - Are you all right? - I'll be all right. I'm fine. 238 00:16:40,199 --> 00:16:42,190 Howard Keck? 239 00:16:42,267 --> 00:16:46,203 You sure? I mean, he's a very respected member of the community. 240 00:16:46,271 --> 00:16:48,705 Yeah, well, they all were. 241 00:16:57,049 --> 00:17:01,315 What were you and Andrew talking about today, at the fair? 242 00:17:01,720 --> 00:17:03,153 Uh... nothing. 243 00:17:04,590 --> 00:17:07,150 I was gonna make some cocoa. Would you like some? 244 00:17:07,226 --> 00:17:10,753 Orson, I saw the two of you whispering right after Dr. Keck ran off. 245 00:17:10,829 --> 00:17:12,820 What happened? 246 00:17:18,504 --> 00:17:21,632 Look, Andrew asked me not to say anything, 247 00:17:21,707 --> 00:17:24,767 but I don't want there to be any secrets between us, so... 248 00:17:24,843 --> 00:17:28,904 - Please don't let him know I told you. - Well, of course not. What is it? 249 00:17:29,681 --> 00:17:31,672 How to put this, uh... 250 00:17:32,651 --> 00:17:37,418 When Andrew was on the street, he, uh, he didn't just beg for money. 251 00:17:37,489 --> 00:17:41,823 At times he... well, he did things to earn it. 252 00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:45,022 Good. I mean, I'd hate to think he had no work ethic at all. 253 00:17:46,532 --> 00:17:49,194 What I mean is, 254 00:17:49,268 --> 00:17:52,499 men hired him to... 255 00:17:53,372 --> 00:17:55,806 ...do things, things he wasn't very proud of. 256 00:17:57,276 --> 00:18:00,245 - Yard work? - Afraid not. 257 00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:04,113 Orson, you're scaring me. Did he do something awful? 258 00:18:04,183 --> 00:18:07,641 No. No, not awful. I mean, people do it all the time. 259 00:18:07,719 --> 00:18:11,883 I do it with you. I just don't pay you for it. 260 00:18:13,559 --> 00:18:15,459 [gasping] 261 00:18:16,028 --> 00:18:17,825 I think someone could use a cocoa. 262 00:18:20,966 --> 00:18:22,763 [machine blowing steam] 263 00:18:22,835 --> 00:18:26,362 Look, we mustn't judge Andrew. He was desperate. 264 00:18:26,438 --> 00:18:29,635 I'll never forgive myself. It's all my fault for pushing him away. 265 00:18:29,708 --> 00:18:31,369 Bree, don't do that to yourself. 266 00:18:31,443 --> 00:18:33,775 The important thing is he's home and safe. 267 00:18:33,846 --> 00:18:38,340 How does Dr. Keck fit into this? Is he treating Andrew for some awful disease? 268 00:18:39,151 --> 00:18:42,609 Actually, I think he was one of Andrew's... clients. 269 00:18:42,688 --> 00:18:46,419 Howard Keck? That's ridiculous. He's got a wife and a daughter. 270 00:18:46,492 --> 00:18:48,790 He plays on Tom Scavo's bowling team. 271 00:18:48,861 --> 00:18:51,455 Well, it's clearly not the only team he plays for. 272 00:18:51,530 --> 00:18:54,988 This is a nightmare. An absolute nightmare. 273 00:18:56,468 --> 00:18:59,096 Please don't cut into that pie. I made it for Mike. 274 00:18:59,738 --> 00:19:02,229 Mike... Delfino? 275 00:19:02,307 --> 00:19:06,607 Yes, I left you two messages. Didn't you check? He woke up from his coma. 276 00:19:06,678 --> 00:19:08,669 Oh, God. 277 00:19:14,319 --> 00:19:17,049 - Is it Sharla Banning? - I'm not telling who it is. 278 00:19:17,122 --> 00:19:19,147 I'm just asking the question. 279 00:19:19,224 --> 00:19:23,285 If you know a husband has been unfaithful, do you tell the wife? 280 00:19:23,362 --> 00:19:26,195 Absolutely. He could bring home a disease. 281 00:19:26,265 --> 00:19:28,859 That's how Bunny Conners got Chlamydia. 282 00:19:28,934 --> 00:19:31,903 [gasps] She said it was from wearing someone's bathing suit. 283 00:19:31,970 --> 00:19:33,528 No, that's how she got crabs. 284 00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:39,372 Poor Bunny, it's always something. If not the clap, it's a botched face lift. 285 00:19:39,444 --> 00:19:43,346 Be that as it may, do we all agree that I should tell this man's wife? 286 00:19:43,415 --> 00:19:46,179 I wouldn't. Women always say they wanna know 287 00:19:46,251 --> 00:19:48,947 and they always resent the person who tells them. 288 00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:51,751 - If Tom cheated, you wouldn't tell me? - No. 289 00:19:51,823 --> 00:19:54,291 But I would hire someone to beat the crap out of him. 290 00:19:54,359 --> 00:19:56,657 Aww. You're sweet. 291 00:19:58,931 --> 00:20:01,764 Bree, I think you gotta follow your heart on this one. 292 00:20:01,833 --> 00:20:04,165 Even if it isn't the easiest thing to do. 293 00:20:05,837 --> 00:20:10,706 Gabby... are you and Carlos getting back together? 294 00:20:10,776 --> 00:20:12,869 Why? 295 00:20:16,882 --> 00:20:19,214 Uh... Would you excuse me? 296 00:20:21,987 --> 00:20:25,184 Carlos, what are you doing? I told you I was having friends over. 297 00:20:25,257 --> 00:20:28,124 I'm thirsty. And this is my kitchen, too. 298 00:20:28,193 --> 00:20:30,991 Hey, ladies. 299 00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:33,657 - For God's sakes, put some pants on. - I wanted to. 300 00:20:33,732 --> 00:20:36,860 Somebody threw my laundry out of the dryer while it was wet. 301 00:20:36,935 --> 00:20:40,268 - You deserved it. - What are you talking about? 302 00:20:40,339 --> 00:20:42,603 - You peed in my shampoo. Admit it. - What? 303 00:20:42,674 --> 00:20:45,438 The cap was loose and I know how your sick mind works. 304 00:20:45,510 --> 00:20:50,106 Really? In that case, you should know that I wouldn't do it to your shampoo. 305 00:20:50,182 --> 00:20:53,913 I would do it to your mouthwash, soup and decaffeinated coffee. 306 00:20:57,222 --> 00:20:58,814 Ladies. 307 00:21:06,465 --> 00:21:10,299 To answer your question, no, we are not getting back together. 308 00:21:16,675 --> 00:21:20,611 [French music playing] 309 00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:27,048 I love this music. What's it about? 310 00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:30,850 Making love. Regret. Cigarettes. 311 00:21:30,922 --> 00:21:33,322 - Cigarettes? - I assume. It's French. 312 00:21:33,392 --> 00:21:35,656 They write what they know. 313 00:21:35,727 --> 00:21:38,059 I'd love to go to France someday. 314 00:21:40,265 --> 00:21:42,961 - [turns off music] - Would you like to go next month? 315 00:21:43,035 --> 00:21:46,004 - Are you serious? - I'm going on business. Come with me. 316 00:21:46,071 --> 00:21:50,235 Ian, I just took a week off. I couldn't possibly justify taking another. 317 00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:56,111 You'll manage. We've proven ourselves masters of the flimsy rationalization. 318 00:21:56,181 --> 00:22:01,778 Well, OK. You gotta promise me we'll actually leave the hotel room. 319 00:22:01,853 --> 00:22:05,448 It's Paris, dear. You can pretty much make love anywhere. 320 00:22:05,524 --> 00:22:07,253 [cell phone ringing] 321 00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:11,422 - I thought you didn't get reception. - The occasional signal gets through. 322 00:22:11,496 --> 00:22:13,930 Please don't answer. 323 00:22:13,999 --> 00:22:16,024 Oh, it's Julie. I have to. 324 00:22:16,101 --> 00:22:18,160 Hello. What's up? 325 00:22:18,236 --> 00:22:19,703 Hey... 326 00:22:19,771 --> 00:22:21,636 Uh, I can't... 327 00:22:21,707 --> 00:22:24,107 No, can you say that again? 328 00:22:24,176 --> 00:22:26,508 The signal's really bad. 329 00:22:28,146 --> 00:22:30,637 What? Oh, my God. 330 00:22:30,716 --> 00:22:33,014 - Is something wrong? - Mike woke up. 331 00:22:33,085 --> 00:22:35,144 Um, Julie, when did he w... 332 00:22:35,220 --> 00:22:37,245 - Julie? Julie? - [phone cuts off] 333 00:22:37,322 --> 00:22:39,984 Oh, damn it! Oh, my God. 334 00:22:41,159 --> 00:22:43,150 Oh, my God. 335 00:22:43,228 --> 00:22:44,490 Um... I... 336 00:22:44,563 --> 00:22:48,158 I have to go. Um, I gotta get out of here. 337 00:22:48,233 --> 00:22:49,996 Yes, of course. 338 00:22:51,203 --> 00:22:53,330 I think that you're sitting on my bra. 339 00:23:01,346 --> 00:23:04,042 - What'd the coach say? - Parker's off the team. 340 00:23:04,116 --> 00:23:07,643 - That's not fair. It's not his fault. - It doesn't matter. 341 00:23:07,719 --> 00:23:10,779 Because his mother bribed an eight-year-old pitcher, 342 00:23:10,856 --> 00:23:13,484 who also, by the way, was kicked off of his team. 343 00:23:13,558 --> 00:23:15,048 Not Nicky, too? 344 00:23:15,861 --> 00:23:17,351 What were you thinking? 345 00:23:17,429 --> 00:23:22,025 I was trying to repair my son's shattered self-esteem. 346 00:23:22,100 --> 00:23:24,091 With a 50? 347 00:23:25,070 --> 00:23:29,336 Honey, everything would have been fine if you'd just let Parker quit. 348 00:23:29,408 --> 00:23:32,969 Well, excuse me for not wanting my son to be a quitter. 349 00:23:34,479 --> 00:23:38,245 Yeah, 'cause I guess having two in the family would be a bit much. 350 00:23:38,316 --> 00:23:40,011 Whoa. Where'd that come from? 351 00:23:40,085 --> 00:23:43,452 You say that you support my decision to leave advertising, 352 00:23:43,522 --> 00:23:45,615 but it is obvious that you resent it. 353 00:23:45,690 --> 00:23:47,214 That is not true. 354 00:23:47,292 --> 00:23:50,887 Why do you keep dropping hints about the job at Burnham Fox, then? 355 00:23:50,962 --> 00:23:55,058 I figured, since you're taking your time figuring out what your dream even is, 356 00:23:55,133 --> 00:23:57,226 you might make a few bucks in the meantime. 357 00:23:57,302 --> 00:24:00,066 I have a dream too. It includes keeping this house. 358 00:24:00,138 --> 00:24:01,162 Like I don't... 359 00:24:04,342 --> 00:24:07,368 - Are you fighting? - No. 360 00:24:07,446 --> 00:24:09,607 No. 361 00:24:09,681 --> 00:24:14,641 It was excitement. We have just decided you don't have to play baseball anymore. 362 00:24:14,719 --> 00:24:16,880 - Isn't that great? - But I can't stop now. 363 00:24:16,955 --> 00:24:19,446 - Huh? - Not when I'm finally getting good. 364 00:24:19,524 --> 00:24:23,893 You were right, Mom. I just need a little more practice. Let's go practice. 365 00:24:23,962 --> 00:24:25,953 See you outside. 366 00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:32,193 So, what's on the next page of your parenting handbook? 367 00:24:34,673 --> 00:24:38,404 - Ian, can you please hurry? - I am hurrying. 368 00:24:38,477 --> 00:24:41,969 - We should be on the road. - It's not like checking out of a hotel. 369 00:24:42,047 --> 00:24:44,777 There's doors to secure, I have to turn the gas off. 370 00:24:44,850 --> 00:24:47,876 - Can't you do that later? - When it's overrun by raccoons? 371 00:24:47,953 --> 00:24:49,978 The joke'll be on them when it blows up. 372 00:24:50,055 --> 00:24:53,115 Mike is awake, he's lying there and he's wondering where I am. 373 00:24:53,191 --> 00:24:56,524 Yes, I get it. You're in a hurry. Just please give me a minute. 374 00:24:56,595 --> 00:24:59,063 I bet you'd move faster if Jane were awake. 375 00:25:06,671 --> 00:25:11,608 Here's the picture that you took of me in my bikini at that pool party. 376 00:25:11,676 --> 00:25:14,372 You could have warned me I was showing a little nip. 377 00:25:15,180 --> 00:25:18,513 Oh. Susan Mayer. Remember her? 378 00:25:18,583 --> 00:25:21,416 Yeah. She's pretty. 379 00:25:22,821 --> 00:25:26,348 Yeah, she is sorta in this picture. Is there a date on this thing? 380 00:25:26,424 --> 00:25:29,518 The nurses said that she visited me a lot. 381 00:25:29,594 --> 00:25:32,893 - We were close, huh? - You have just come out of a coma. 382 00:25:32,964 --> 00:25:36,525 Can we not talk about Susan till you start to regain your strength? 383 00:25:36,601 --> 00:25:38,592 Why? 384 00:25:39,404 --> 00:25:43,534 Oh, God. I hate to be the one telling you this. 385 00:25:43,608 --> 00:25:47,635 - Well, if you don't want to... - That tramp treated you like dirt. 386 00:25:47,712 --> 00:25:50,374 She strung you along, she slept with other guys. 387 00:25:50,448 --> 00:25:52,473 You broke up with her twice. 388 00:25:52,551 --> 00:25:55,349 Then why did she keep visiting me when I was out of it? 389 00:25:55,420 --> 00:25:58,082 Well, she's a bit of a stalker. 390 00:25:58,156 --> 00:26:01,751 I was worried that she was gonna disconnect one of the tubes. 391 00:26:02,627 --> 00:26:06,063 But don't worry, she's glommed onto some new guy, 392 00:26:06,131 --> 00:26:09,498 and she's up in the mountains at his place with him right now. 393 00:26:09,568 --> 00:26:14,767 Wow. She told the nurses that she really loved me. 394 00:26:16,708 --> 00:26:20,576 That's the one thing about Susan that you must never forget. 395 00:26:21,379 --> 00:26:23,074 She is a liar. 396 00:26:34,459 --> 00:26:39,590 - You waiting to see Mike Delfino? - Uh... Yes. I'm a... I'm a neighbor. 397 00:26:39,664 --> 00:26:42,030 But he has a visitor, so I'll come back later. 398 00:26:42,100 --> 00:26:46,833 He may not recognize you. He's suffered significant memory loss. 399 00:26:48,707 --> 00:26:50,698 Really? 400 00:26:51,776 --> 00:26:53,505 That's too bad. 401 00:26:54,879 --> 00:26:57,814 Sure you don't wanna go in? Ms. Britt won't mind. 402 00:26:57,882 --> 00:27:00,612 No, I've waited this long. I can wait a bit longer. 403 00:27:21,306 --> 00:27:22,637 Gabby? 404 00:27:30,548 --> 00:27:33,540 - Hey, Carlos. What's up? - My key won't work. 405 00:27:35,887 --> 00:27:38,947 That's probably because I had the locks changed. 406 00:27:40,025 --> 00:27:41,822 - Gabby. - Can't be too safe. 407 00:27:41,893 --> 00:27:45,886 You never know when someone might move in on you when you're not looking. 408 00:27:55,173 --> 00:27:59,439 Hello, 911? There's an intruder breaking into my home. 409 00:27:59,511 --> 00:28:02,344 [glass breaking] 410 00:28:02,414 --> 00:28:05,815 Can you tell them to come armed? I think he's Mexican. 411 00:28:07,218 --> 00:28:08,981 I'm telling you. I'm her husband. 412 00:28:09,054 --> 00:28:11,454 I bought her this house. My name is on the deed. 413 00:28:11,523 --> 00:28:16,017 If you're married, it's a matter of public record. I can find out quickly. 414 00:28:19,698 --> 00:28:24,192 All right. We're going through a messy divorce, and he moved back in on me. 415 00:28:24,269 --> 00:28:27,966 The wife keeps the house and the husband gets the crappy apartment. 416 00:28:28,039 --> 00:28:29,870 It's the American way. 417 00:28:29,941 --> 00:28:34,401 Call my lawyer. This is legal. She knows it. She's trying to get back at me. 418 00:28:36,715 --> 00:28:38,649 I hear that. 419 00:28:38,717 --> 00:28:42,278 You wouldn't believe the stuff my wife pulled when we split. 420 00:28:45,090 --> 00:28:49,754 Whoa! You can't take sides. Police officers aren't allowed to take sides. 421 00:28:49,828 --> 00:28:52,194 I pay your salary. 422 00:28:52,263 --> 00:28:55,664 Ted, you see that? This lady just assaulted me. 423 00:28:55,734 --> 00:28:57,292 Oh... [scoffs] 424 00:28:57,368 --> 00:29:00,303 It was a swat. Ted, does this hurt? 425 00:29:04,275 --> 00:29:08,769 Get your hands off me. Police brutality! 426 00:29:10,148 --> 00:29:13,242 [car engine starting] 427 00:29:18,056 --> 00:29:21,617 This is all my fault. Why punish Parker? 428 00:29:21,693 --> 00:29:25,493 Sorry, Mrs. Scavo. Rules are rules. I can't put him back on the team. 429 00:29:25,563 --> 00:29:29,192 Just one more game, he'll suck, the other kids will taunt him. 430 00:29:29,267 --> 00:29:31,735 He'll wanna quit again. See, everybody wins. 431 00:29:31,803 --> 00:29:34,033 - Wish I could help, but... - Please. 432 00:29:34,105 --> 00:29:36,300 You can't bend the rules just once? 433 00:29:38,109 --> 00:29:41,306 You know, the team could use some new batting helmets. 434 00:29:42,514 --> 00:29:46,348 - You're asking for a bribe? - You pretending you're above that? 435 00:29:47,619 --> 00:29:49,678 I'll get my checkbook. 436 00:29:51,289 --> 00:29:52,415 Hello, Vera. 437 00:29:52,490 --> 00:29:56,221 I made you some of those shortbread biscuits that you like so much. 438 00:29:56,294 --> 00:29:59,457 How sweet. Can you stay for some tea? 439 00:29:59,531 --> 00:30:02,125 It's been so long. We have some catching up to do. 440 00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:04,862 Yes. Yes, we do. 441 00:30:13,144 --> 00:30:15,203 I know how painful this must be for you. 442 00:30:15,280 --> 00:30:19,114 It isn't easy for me either, considering Andrew's role in it. 443 00:30:20,585 --> 00:30:24,646 - And why have you told me this? - Because I thought you'd wanna know. 444 00:30:25,990 --> 00:30:26,979 Why? 445 00:30:27,892 --> 00:30:29,621 So you could do something. 446 00:30:34,399 --> 00:30:36,230 Do you think I'm an idiot? 447 00:30:36,301 --> 00:30:40,067 That I know nothing about the man I've lived with for 27 years? 448 00:30:43,174 --> 00:30:46,337 I've always assumed Howard had some outlet. 449 00:30:46,411 --> 00:30:48,402 A friend tucked away somewhere. 450 00:30:48,479 --> 00:30:51,744 I didn't know. I didn't care to know. 451 00:30:53,284 --> 00:30:57,243 But thank you for painting so vivid, so indelible a picture 452 00:30:57,322 --> 00:30:59,313 of my husband's activities. 453 00:30:59,390 --> 00:31:02,655 I'm sorry. I just felt that if it were me, I... 454 00:31:02,727 --> 00:31:04,991 - You'd want to know. - Yes. Absolutely. 455 00:31:05,063 --> 00:31:08,032 Then I owe you an apology. 456 00:31:08,099 --> 00:31:11,660 Because I've been sitting on a little secret about your family. 457 00:31:11,736 --> 00:31:14,534 - Oh? - Actually, it's not much of a secret. 458 00:31:14,606 --> 00:31:17,666 It's common knowledge among the cheerleaders. 459 00:31:17,742 --> 00:31:18,868 What is? 460 00:31:20,144 --> 00:31:23,511 The fact that Danielle is sleeping with her history teacher. 461 00:31:26,451 --> 00:31:29,045 But where are my manners? 462 00:31:29,120 --> 00:31:32,419 I should have brought some biscuits with that. 463 00:31:36,728 --> 00:31:38,423 [umpire] Batter up. 464 00:31:40,164 --> 00:31:43,327 Well, aren't we just the parents of the year? 465 00:31:43,401 --> 00:31:47,667 Rooting for our son to fail so we can weasel out of a bribery scandal. 466 00:31:47,739 --> 00:31:52,073 Two bribery scandals. Gotta count the batting helmets. 467 00:31:54,078 --> 00:31:55,636 Strike one. 468 00:31:56,481 --> 00:31:59,245 For what it's worth, I don't think you're a quitter. 469 00:31:59,317 --> 00:32:00,648 Good. 470 00:32:01,586 --> 00:32:04,054 - And you don't resent me? - No. 471 00:32:04,122 --> 00:32:05,180 [umpire] Ball one. 472 00:32:05,256 --> 00:32:07,918 - OK, well, maybe a little. - Why? 473 00:32:07,992 --> 00:32:11,826 You get to chase your dream while I get to spend my life in advertising. 474 00:32:12,530 --> 00:32:13,519 Strike two. 475 00:32:13,598 --> 00:32:17,227 Maybe I'd like to write a book or, you know, start my own magazine. 476 00:32:17,302 --> 00:32:20,066 Then I think, "I can't. I have a family to support." 477 00:32:20,138 --> 00:32:23,938 And I am OK with that... most of the time. 478 00:32:25,109 --> 00:32:28,636 You know what? I'm gonna look into that job at Burnham Fox. 479 00:32:28,713 --> 00:32:30,374 Don't you dare. 480 00:32:30,448 --> 00:32:35,283 You are gonna chase your dream and I am gonna support you 99%% of the time. 481 00:32:36,754 --> 00:32:39,154 - That's all I could really ask for. - [gasping] 482 00:32:39,223 --> 00:32:42,750 [cheering] 483 00:32:46,998 --> 00:32:49,125 How the hell did he do that? 484 00:32:50,702 --> 00:32:54,331 - [cheering] - Crap, they're cheering for him. 485 00:32:56,207 --> 00:33:00,940 Oh, jeez. He's never gonna quit now. What are we gonna say to him? 486 00:33:04,916 --> 00:33:06,781 - Ow! - [crowd gasping] 487 00:33:07,318 --> 00:33:08,512 Ow! Ow! 488 00:33:14,225 --> 00:33:18,161 I don't know, buddy. It looks like a pretty bad sprain. 489 00:33:18,229 --> 00:33:21,198 Probably gonna be out the rest of the season. 490 00:33:22,600 --> 00:33:23,931 Damn. 491 00:33:24,936 --> 00:33:28,736 Hey, but you know what? That was one heck of a hit. 492 00:33:28,806 --> 00:33:30,797 Sure was. 493 00:33:41,819 --> 00:33:43,047 [buzzer sounding] 494 00:33:50,561 --> 00:33:53,052 Posted your bail. We can go. 495 00:33:58,302 --> 00:34:00,827 - [sighs] Gabby... - Don't talk to me. 496 00:34:00,905 --> 00:34:04,102 Oh, lighten up. You were in there for maybe an hour. 497 00:34:04,175 --> 00:34:07,235 The whole thing is funny and you know it. 498 00:34:09,113 --> 00:34:10,512 Come on, Gabby. 499 00:34:10,581 --> 00:34:14,449 We've been going at each other for months now. Can we just stop? 500 00:34:14,519 --> 00:34:17,079 You know we're gonna end up back together. 501 00:34:17,155 --> 00:34:19,089 Wow. You are crazy. 502 00:34:19,157 --> 00:34:22,024 What's crazy is throwing away the past three years. 503 00:34:22,093 --> 00:34:25,585 Why can't we just say what we really feel for a change? 504 00:34:29,267 --> 00:34:32,725 Fine. I'll get the ball rolling. I still love you. 505 00:34:32,804 --> 00:34:34,829 That's too bad. I don't love you. 506 00:34:34,906 --> 00:34:36,806 Yeah, right. 507 00:34:36,874 --> 00:34:38,364 I don't. 508 00:34:39,277 --> 00:34:42,212 And I haven't for a very long time. 509 00:34:43,114 --> 00:34:45,446 That's a lie. You're just saying that to hurt me. 510 00:34:45,516 --> 00:34:49,316 No. If I wanted to hurt you I would tell you about last weekend, 511 00:34:49,387 --> 00:34:51,321 when I slept with John Rowland. 512 00:35:00,665 --> 00:35:03,634 [Gaby] Carlos, what are you doing? 513 00:35:03,701 --> 00:35:05,191 Carlos! 514 00:35:07,371 --> 00:35:12,070 Carlos! You can't leave me out here in the middle of nowhere. 515 00:35:12,143 --> 00:35:13,167 [screaming] 516 00:35:38,636 --> 00:35:43,300 [Bree] Danielle, he is your history teacher and he is 35 years old. 517 00:35:43,374 --> 00:35:46,400 - Robert says age is just a number. - Don't you dare leave. 518 00:35:46,477 --> 00:35:49,640 You can't break us up. I love him and he loves me. 519 00:36:00,491 --> 00:36:02,118 Come on, Mom. 520 00:36:02,193 --> 00:36:06,960 I am so tired of feeling like the worst mother who ever lived. 521 00:36:08,199 --> 00:36:10,997 You're not. There's Grandma. 522 00:36:14,772 --> 00:36:17,741 I've tried so hard to set a good example. 523 00:36:17,808 --> 00:36:21,300 I've done the best I could to teach you kids right from wrong. 524 00:36:21,379 --> 00:36:23,006 Why isn't it taking? 525 00:36:24,448 --> 00:36:27,906 It took. I mean, we know the difference between right from wrong. 526 00:36:27,985 --> 00:36:29,350 We just chose wrong. 527 00:36:30,988 --> 00:36:32,649 Why? 528 00:36:32,723 --> 00:36:35,624 Sometimes when you push a kid really hard to go one way, 529 00:36:35,693 --> 00:36:38,253 the other way starts to look more entertaining. 530 00:36:39,096 --> 00:36:41,087 You're awful. 531 00:36:41,165 --> 00:36:43,656 I know. I blame shoddy parenting. 532 00:36:47,405 --> 00:36:49,066 [exhales] 533 00:36:49,140 --> 00:36:54,442 You know, we never discussed what it was like for you while you were away. 534 00:36:55,279 --> 00:36:58,874 I just want you to know, if you ever wanna talk about it, 535 00:36:58,950 --> 00:37:01,441 there's nothing you can't tell me. 536 00:37:02,453 --> 00:37:04,250 Um... 537 00:37:04,322 --> 00:37:06,654 Thanks. 538 00:37:08,459 --> 00:37:11,053 Not right now, OK? 539 00:37:19,670 --> 00:37:21,661 I'll pick up my bags later. 540 00:37:23,307 --> 00:37:25,741 - It's not my fault you weren't there. - What? 541 00:37:26,544 --> 00:37:29,240 It's not. I know what you're feeling, but... 542 00:37:29,313 --> 00:37:30,974 How could you possibly know? 543 00:37:31,048 --> 00:37:34,279 For six months I have prayed every day for that man to wake up. 544 00:37:34,352 --> 00:37:37,515 - And you made me give up on him. - I did not make you. 545 00:37:37,588 --> 00:37:40,489 Not on purpose. You were sweet, charming and English. 546 00:37:40,558 --> 00:37:44,756 So when my prayers were answered, I was naked in someone else's arms. 547 00:37:44,829 --> 00:37:48,492 - This should never have happened. - You can say what you want. 548 00:37:48,566 --> 00:37:51,364 Say that you feel guilty. Say that it was bad timing. 549 00:37:51,435 --> 00:37:54,461 But don't you say that this should never have happened. 550 00:37:57,675 --> 00:38:01,736 Because you're the best thing that's happened to me in years. 551 00:38:04,915 --> 00:38:06,644 Ian, I'm sorry. 552 00:38:08,686 --> 00:38:10,677 I know how you feel. 553 00:38:11,889 --> 00:38:14,983 It's Mike. It's my Mike. 554 00:38:20,398 --> 00:38:22,628 Then... Then you should go. 555 00:38:28,539 --> 00:38:29,938 Thank you. 556 00:38:47,158 --> 00:38:51,060 Oh, my God. You are awake. 557 00:38:51,829 --> 00:38:54,855 - Hi, Susan. - Oh, God. 558 00:38:54,932 --> 00:38:57,628 It's so wonderful to hear your voice again. 559 00:38:58,636 --> 00:39:02,231 - They say you've been here a lot. - Yes. Yes, I have. 560 00:39:02,306 --> 00:39:06,072 Almost every day. I can't tell you how much I'm kicking myself 561 00:39:06,143 --> 00:39:08,703 for not being here when you woke up. 562 00:39:08,779 --> 00:39:10,770 Where were you? 563 00:39:12,717 --> 00:39:14,378 I was in the country. 564 00:39:16,220 --> 00:39:18,085 But I'm back now. 565 00:39:19,256 --> 00:39:20,416 OK. 566 00:39:23,694 --> 00:39:27,061 Something wrong? You don't seem happy to see me. 567 00:39:30,935 --> 00:39:33,597 To be honest, I don't remember you. 568 00:39:35,673 --> 00:39:36,662 What? 569 00:39:36,741 --> 00:39:41,041 I remember moving to Fairview and meeting people. 570 00:39:41,112 --> 00:39:45,412 After that, nothing. The doctors say it's the head trauma. 571 00:39:47,318 --> 00:39:48,876 Oh. 572 00:39:49,453 --> 00:39:52,013 But you're gonna be all right. 573 00:39:52,089 --> 00:39:54,319 I'm gonna help you remember. 574 00:39:54,392 --> 00:39:56,883 If you don't mind, I'm kind of tired now. 575 00:39:56,961 --> 00:39:58,155 Oh. 576 00:39:59,630 --> 00:40:01,120 OK. 577 00:40:03,200 --> 00:40:04,895 God... 578 00:40:04,969 --> 00:40:08,234 Right, you, um... You sleep. 579 00:40:08,305 --> 00:40:10,535 I'll come back tomorrow. 580 00:40:11,409 --> 00:40:13,274 I'd rather you didn't. 581 00:40:16,947 --> 00:40:20,314 Well, I've got therapy. 582 00:40:20,384 --> 00:40:22,375 Maybe next week. 583 00:40:28,893 --> 00:40:30,383 OK. 584 00:41:09,366 --> 00:41:12,767 [Mary Alice] We all have our reasons for rewriting history. 585 00:41:14,939 --> 00:41:18,067 Sometimes we need to provide ourselves alibis. 586 00:41:18,142 --> 00:41:20,201 Drama camp was awesome. 587 00:41:20,277 --> 00:41:23,405 We're talking zero supervision. 588 00:41:23,481 --> 00:41:26,939 Sometimes we wanna hurt someone who has hurt us. 589 00:41:27,017 --> 00:41:30,282 So you can tell Carlos that he can have the photo albums. 590 00:41:30,354 --> 00:41:34,814 She says that they hold no sentimental value for her. 591 00:41:34,892 --> 00:41:39,352 And then there are times we just wanna spare ourselves embarrassment. 592 00:41:39,430 --> 00:41:41,364 I don't know how these rumors start. 593 00:41:41,432 --> 00:41:44,424 Parker only quit the team 'cause he hurt his ankle. 594 00:41:47,371 --> 00:41:50,932 Of course, there are some who feel that to rewrite history 595 00:41:51,008 --> 00:41:53,568 is just another way to lie. 596 00:41:53,644 --> 00:41:57,307 And poor Howard has to work late again tonight. 597 00:41:57,381 --> 00:42:00,145 Of course, he does it all for the family. 598 00:42:02,753 --> 00:42:05,517 But what is history anyway... 599 00:42:05,589 --> 00:42:09,958 You say I dated Susan for a long time. 600 00:42:10,027 --> 00:42:12,359 Do you think I was in love with her? 601 00:42:12,429 --> 00:42:17,230 ... but a set of lies, agreed upon? 602 00:42:17,301 --> 00:42:18,996 I don't. 603 00:42:19,069 --> 00:42:22,561 I really, really don't.