1
00:00:40,318 --> 00:00:41,818
Feeling good, Mercedes.
2
00:00:41,886 --> 00:00:43,086
This is amazing.
3
00:00:43,154 --> 00:00:44,788
Ever since glee club
won sectionals,
4
00:00:44,856 --> 00:00:46,122
Everybody looks at us
differently.
5
00:00:46,190 --> 00:00:47,858
I want to be
with you, Rachel.
6
00:00:47,925 --> 00:00:49,125
We're glitterati.
7
00:00:49,193 --> 00:00:50,460
I feel like Lady Gaga.
8
00:00:50,528 --> 00:00:52,329
Get used to it, guys.
We're stars now.
9
00:00:52,396 --> 00:00:54,464
On par with all
the jocks and popular kids.
10
00:00:54,532 --> 00:00:57,133
Oh, it's the dawn of a new era
here at McKinley,
11
00:00:57,201 --> 00:00:58,635
And we are gonna
rule this school!
12
00:01:00,805 --> 00:01:02,005
Ooh-hoo, welcome to loser town.
13
00:01:02,073 --> 00:01:03,440
Population: You.
14
00:01:03,508 --> 00:01:04,841
(bell ringing)
15
00:01:04,909 --> 00:01:05,876
I don't understand.
16
00:01:05,943 --> 00:01:07,477
We won sectionals.
17
00:01:07,545 --> 00:01:09,846
I completely demonstrated
the validity of this program.
18
00:01:09,914 --> 00:01:11,214
Now you're
saying we have
19
00:01:11,282 --> 00:01:12,883
To place at regionals
or the glee club's gone?
20
00:01:12,950 --> 00:01:15,852
Shue, that was the deal
from the beginning.
21
00:01:15,920 --> 00:01:17,220
I still have
a bottom line.
22
00:01:17,288 --> 00:01:18,488
Those spotlights
in the auditorium
23
00:01:18,556 --> 00:01:20,724
Don't run on dreams.
24
00:01:20,791 --> 00:01:23,059
Our electricity consumption
is up two percent.
25
00:01:23,127 --> 00:01:24,160
Besides, it's cold out,
26
00:01:24,228 --> 00:01:26,196
Shue, and the Cheerios
27
00:01:26,264 --> 00:01:28,498
Can no longer practice
out of doors!
28
00:01:28,566 --> 00:01:30,600
They need the use of
the auditorium as well.
29
00:01:30,668 --> 00:01:32,669
But the Cheerios
don't even have a coach.
30
00:01:32,737 --> 00:01:34,571
Sue:
Oh, yes, they do.
31
00:01:34,639 --> 00:01:36,773
Hey, buddy, you get a haircut?
32
00:01:36,841 --> 00:01:37,974
Looks awful.
33
00:01:38,042 --> 00:01:39,609
What are you doing here?
34
00:01:39,677 --> 00:01:41,978
I'm just dropping off
a mocha for my maharishi.
35
00:01:42,046 --> 00:01:43,313
I took the liberty
36
00:01:43,381 --> 00:01:45,048
Of making it
a double whip.
37
00:01:45,116 --> 00:01:46,983
Because after
our conciliatory dinner,
38
00:01:47,051 --> 00:01:50,420
I happen to know
that there is nothing
39
00:01:50,488 --> 00:01:52,989
You won't eat
whipped cream off of.
40
00:01:55,493 --> 00:01:57,460
Would have gotten
you one, Will,
41
00:01:57,528 --> 00:01:58,762
But, uh, I don't like you.
42
00:02:00,197 --> 00:02:01,898
Okay.
43
00:02:03,401 --> 00:02:05,969
Wait, what the hell
is going on here?
44
00:02:06,037 --> 00:02:07,304
You suspended her
45
00:02:07,371 --> 00:02:09,105
After she leaked
our set list at sectionals.
46
00:02:09,173 --> 00:02:13,209
Yes, and the point of suspension
is reinstatement.
47
00:02:13,277 --> 00:02:16,212
(typing on calculator)
48
00:02:16,280 --> 00:02:18,114
(crowd cheering)
49
00:02:23,688 --> 00:02:25,755
Finn:
In some ways, I'm happy
football season's over.
50
00:02:25,823 --> 00:02:29,359
I did set the single-season
record for being sacked,
51
00:02:29,427 --> 00:02:32,395
But we only won one game.
52
00:02:32,463 --> 00:02:34,631
So, I'm hoping basketball
can be a fresh start.
53
00:02:37,401 --> 00:02:39,469
(cheering)
54
00:02:39,537 --> 00:02:42,072
The fact is,
I'm kind of depressed.
55
00:02:43,608 --> 00:02:44,975
Hey, Finn.
Oh.
56
00:02:45,042 --> 00:02:47,143
I made us his and her
relationship calendars.
57
00:02:47,211 --> 00:02:48,778
That way, we always know
what the other is up to,
58
00:02:48,846 --> 00:02:50,580
So you can't say
you forgot we had plans
59
00:02:50,648 --> 00:02:51,848
When you miss
our dates anymore.
60
00:02:51,916 --> 00:02:53,683
Great, but I'm kind of
allergic to cats, so...
61
00:02:53,751 --> 00:02:56,353
I filled in all of our dates
for the next month.
62
00:02:56,420 --> 00:02:58,355
On the sixth,
we're going to see Phantom
63
00:02:58,422 --> 00:02:59,556
At the autistic
children's center.
64
00:02:59,624 --> 00:03:00,890
Finn:
I know I saved glee club,
65
00:03:00,958 --> 00:03:02,225
And I guess chicks dig me,
66
00:03:02,293 --> 00:03:03,627
But I guess
if I'm being honest,
67
00:03:03,694 --> 00:03:05,061
It's more like
I'm not over her.
68
00:03:05,129 --> 00:03:06,763
Puck:
I'm not breaking up with you.
69
00:03:06,831 --> 00:03:06,896
I'm just saying, please
stop super-sizing,
70
00:03:07,999 --> 00:03:10,300
'cause... I don't
dig on fat chicks.
71
00:03:10,368 --> 00:03:11,301
I'm pregnant.
72
00:03:11,369 --> 00:03:12,569
And that's my fault?
73
00:03:12,637 --> 00:03:13,903
Finn:
And Rachel--
74
00:03:13,971 --> 00:03:16,139
Now that we're sort of dating,
I have to work
75
00:03:16,207 --> 00:03:18,108
So much harder to pretend
to be listening to her.
76
00:03:18,175 --> 00:03:19,209
That sounds great.
77
00:03:19,276 --> 00:03:20,944
(whistle blows)
78
00:03:21,012 --> 00:03:23,313
Sometimes I wish I could be
more like Coach Tanaka.
79
00:03:23,381 --> 00:03:25,215
He pulled a Jessica Simpson.
80
00:03:25,282 --> 00:03:27,651
You know, lost his fiancée,
gained 40 pounds
81
00:03:27,718 --> 00:03:29,419
And stopped showering.
82
00:03:29,487 --> 00:03:31,121
And everyone acts like
it's totally normal.
83
00:03:33,691 --> 00:03:35,725
(whistle blows)
84
00:03:35,793 --> 00:03:37,093
(buzzer sounds)
85
00:03:37,161 --> 00:03:39,629
That's my boyfriend!
86
00:03:41,732 --> 00:03:44,300
I'm off my game, and I don't
know how to get back on it.
87
00:03:44,368 --> 00:03:46,302
Captioning sponsored by
20th century fox
88
00:03:46,370 --> 00:03:47,671
And
toyota. Moving forward.
89
00:03:50,141 --> 00:03:52,008
(bell ringing)
90
00:03:55,413 --> 00:03:56,780
There.
91
00:03:56,847 --> 00:03:59,616
You no longer confuse me
with your she-male looks.
92
00:03:59,684 --> 00:04:02,819
I'm going to donate this to
the victims of Hurricane Katrina.
93
00:04:02,887 --> 00:04:06,222
They can use it to plug
the holes in their trailers.
94
00:04:06,290 --> 00:04:07,724
Sue.
95
00:04:07,792 --> 00:04:10,460
Please tell me how
you managed to pull off
96
00:04:10,528 --> 00:04:12,328
Getting reinstated.
Well, William,
97
00:04:12,396 --> 00:04:14,464
I realized back
in my condo in Boca
98
00:04:14,532 --> 00:04:16,833
That I had indeed
behaved poorly.
99
00:04:16,901 --> 00:04:19,202
Riddled with remorse,
I arranged a dinner
100
00:04:19,270 --> 00:04:22,272
So Figgins and I could have a
little professional sit-down.
101
00:04:22,339 --> 00:04:24,941
Sue, there's no way I'm letting
you back into that school.
102
00:04:25,009 --> 00:04:26,042
Mind flagging down that waiter?
103
00:04:28,713 --> 00:04:31,281
We had a very frank
and healing discussion.
104
00:04:31,348 --> 00:04:32,849
And you know what, Will?
105
00:04:32,917 --> 00:04:35,752
It was like he was seeing me
and my moral integrity
106
00:04:35,820 --> 00:04:37,987
For the very first time.
107
00:04:38,055 --> 00:04:39,923
(siren wailing)
108
00:04:43,594 --> 00:04:44,961
So here's what's going
to happen.
109
00:04:45,029 --> 00:04:47,097
As of right now,
I am reinstated.
110
00:04:47,164 --> 00:04:49,566
Or I will tell your wife
and the entire congregation
111
00:04:49,633 --> 00:04:51,534
Of the Cornerstone
Bible Way Church
112
00:04:51,602 --> 00:04:53,169
Of our sexual congress.
113
00:04:53,237 --> 00:04:54,404
It's your choice.
114
00:04:55,573 --> 00:04:56,840
Smile.
115
00:04:59,910 --> 00:05:03,646
Okay, look, Sue, if you're back,
let's bury the hatchet.
116
00:05:03,714 --> 00:05:05,181
I won't be burying
any hatchets, William,
117
00:05:05,249 --> 00:05:07,484
Unless I happen to get
a clear shot to your groin.
118
00:05:07,551 --> 00:05:09,519
You humiliated me.
119
00:05:09,587 --> 00:05:11,187
You did this to yourself, Sue.
120
00:05:11,255 --> 00:05:13,123
All I did was
enjoy watching it happen.
121
00:05:13,190 --> 00:05:14,557
Yeah, well, enjoy this, William.
122
00:05:14,625 --> 00:05:16,760
Now that I am back
and my position is secured,
123
00:05:16,827 --> 00:05:18,962
I will not stop
until you are fired,
124
00:05:19,029 --> 00:05:21,698
And your little glee club is
annihilated into oblivion.
125
00:05:21,766 --> 00:05:23,199
Bring it.
126
00:05:23,267 --> 00:05:25,001
Oh, I will bring it, William.
127
00:05:25,069 --> 00:05:26,770
You know what else
I'm gonna bring?
128
00:05:26,837 --> 00:05:29,105
I'm going to bring some Asian
cookery to rub your head with.
129
00:05:29,173 --> 00:05:31,174
'cause right now you got
enough product in your hair
130
00:05:31,242 --> 00:05:32,909
To season a wok.
131
00:05:35,312 --> 00:05:36,679
(sighs)
132
00:05:43,554 --> 00:05:44,921
Hello.
133
00:05:46,290 --> 00:05:48,558
Hello?
All (weakly):
Hello.
134
00:05:48,626 --> 00:05:50,393
What do you guys say
when you answer the phone?
135
00:05:50,461 --> 00:05:51,027
What up?
136
00:05:51,095 --> 00:05:52,162
Who this be?
137
00:05:52,229 --> 00:05:53,763
No, she's dead.
This is her son.
138
00:05:53,831 --> 00:05:55,198
O-kay...
139
00:05:55,266 --> 00:05:57,233
Alexander Graham Bell,
inventor of the telephone,
140
00:05:57,301 --> 00:06:00,069
Liked to say "Ahoy, ahoy"
when he answered the phone.
141
00:06:00,137 --> 00:06:02,906
It was edison
who decided that "Hello"
142
00:06:02,973 --> 00:06:05,041
Was a more
appropriate greeting.
143
00:06:05,109 --> 00:06:08,545
Look, I am really proud of
what you guys did at sectionals,
144
00:06:08,612 --> 00:06:11,047
But as most of you
have realized by now,
145
00:06:11,115 --> 00:06:12,882
It hasn't made
a bit of difference
146
00:06:12,950 --> 00:06:14,384
In your day-to-day at school.
147
00:06:14,451 --> 00:06:16,719
I have a slushee-stained
training bra to prove it.
148
00:06:16,787 --> 00:06:18,822
The fact is, we're
gonna have to be better,
149
00:06:18,889 --> 00:06:20,323
Even more spectacular,
at regionals.
150
00:06:20,391 --> 00:06:21,724
It's time for
some reinvention,
151
00:06:21,792 --> 00:06:24,761
Some new New Directions.
152
00:06:24,829 --> 00:06:26,963
We need a new...
153
00:06:27,031 --> 00:06:28,598
Hello.
154
00:06:28,666 --> 00:06:30,500
Here's your assignment
for the week.
155
00:06:30,568 --> 00:06:33,236
Come up with a fresh number,
but it has to have "Hello"
156
00:06:33,304 --> 00:06:35,004
In the song title,
all right?
157
00:06:37,308 --> 00:06:38,708
(bell ringing)
158
00:06:42,179 --> 00:06:44,347
Hi.
159
00:06:44,415 --> 00:06:46,883
Hi.
160
00:06:46,951 --> 00:06:49,986
This is kind of
weird, isn't it?
161
00:06:50,054 --> 00:06:51,387
Yes.
162
00:06:51,455 --> 00:06:53,122
(laughs)
I mean, here we are.
163
00:06:53,190 --> 00:06:55,825
We've been in this exact
situation a hundred times.
164
00:06:57,428 --> 00:06:59,028
Only this time, I could just
165
00:06:59,096 --> 00:07:01,231
Lean over and kiss you
if I want to.
166
00:07:04,001 --> 00:07:05,568
And I want to.
167
00:07:05,636 --> 00:07:06,903
No, hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
168
00:07:06,971 --> 00:07:08,605
I'm sorry.
Um...
169
00:07:08,672 --> 00:07:10,006
I just need to clean up first,
170
00:07:10,074 --> 00:07:11,441
So I'll be right back.
171
00:07:11,508 --> 00:07:12,976
Just hold on.
No, no, no, no.
172
00:07:13,043 --> 00:07:14,244
Hey, Emma,
173
00:07:14,311 --> 00:07:16,279
I don't care.
We've kissed before.
174
00:07:16,347 --> 00:07:18,781
Yeah, but you caught me by
surprise sneak attack that time.
175
00:07:18,849 --> 00:07:20,650
It was like a...
A pearly white harbor.
176
00:07:20,718 --> 00:07:22,118
(laughs)
177
00:07:22,186 --> 00:07:24,554
I'm sorry, this is a completely
unattractive quality.
178
00:07:24,622 --> 00:07:27,090
You are adorable.
179
00:07:28,559 --> 00:07:30,760
You're right, too.
180
00:07:30,828 --> 00:07:34,163
We need to clean up a little
before we charge forward.
181
00:07:34,231 --> 00:07:35,865
Get the monkeys off our backs.
182
00:07:35,933 --> 00:07:37,333
Let's do this right.
183
00:07:37,401 --> 00:07:38,801
We should go on a date.
184
00:07:38,869 --> 00:07:41,404
Okay.
Get to know each other
as these...
185
00:07:41,472 --> 00:07:44,274
New people,
not tied down by anyone.
186
00:07:44,341 --> 00:07:45,808
My place.
187
00:07:45,876 --> 00:07:47,477
I'll cook.
188
00:07:47,544 --> 00:07:49,846
I didn't know you could cook.
189
00:07:49,914 --> 00:07:53,483
There are so many things
you don't know about me.
190
00:07:53,550 --> 00:07:57,520
And I can't wait
to introduce them all to you.
191
00:07:58,889 --> 00:08:00,757
I'll see you later.
192
00:08:05,863 --> 00:08:08,431
You two should be wetting
yourselves with shame.
193
00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:14,003
Glee club won sectionals,
and you did nothing to stop it.
194
00:08:14,071 --> 00:08:15,838
If you were samurai,
195
00:08:15,906 --> 00:08:18,041
And my letter opener
were sharp enough,
196
00:08:18,108 --> 00:08:20,476
I would ask you both right now
197
00:08:20,544 --> 00:08:22,011
To commit seppuku.
198
00:08:22,079 --> 00:08:24,781
In japanese, this means
ritual belly-slitting.
199
00:08:24,848 --> 00:08:27,383
We were seduced by the glitz
and glamour of show biz.
200
00:08:27,451 --> 00:08:30,320
Let me drop
some knowledge on you.
201
00:08:30,387 --> 00:08:32,622
Ever since Quinn Fabray
got knocked up,
202
00:08:32,690 --> 00:08:35,091
I've been in the market
for a new head cheerleader.
203
00:08:35,159 --> 00:08:37,961
If you want the job
and back in my good graces,
204
00:08:38,028 --> 00:08:39,929
You're gonna have
to turn around
205
00:08:39,997 --> 00:08:41,531
And listen up.
206
00:08:41,598 --> 00:08:44,600
You're familiar with a little
glee clubber named Rachel Berry?
207
00:08:44,668 --> 00:08:46,169
Rachel's the
kind of girl
208
00:08:46,236 --> 00:08:48,805
Who wants things too badly.
209
00:08:48,872 --> 00:08:52,342
And what she really wants
is one Finn Hudson.
210
00:08:52,409 --> 00:08:53,943
I want you to
go after him.
211
00:08:54,011 --> 00:08:55,311
She'll go crazy.
212
00:08:55,379 --> 00:08:56,879
She won't be able
to stand your dating him.
213
00:08:56,947 --> 00:08:59,682
Humiliated, shamed,
214
00:08:59,750 --> 00:09:01,951
She'll have no choice
but to leave the group.
215
00:09:02,019 --> 00:09:03,653
And without her,
216
00:09:03,721 --> 00:09:06,122
Schuester won't make it
to regionals.
217
00:09:06,190 --> 00:09:07,323
(bell ringing)
218
00:09:07,391 --> 00:09:08,891
I know it's been hard on you
219
00:09:08,959 --> 00:09:10,226
Since the baby drama.
220
00:09:10,294 --> 00:09:12,228
Trust me, I get it,
and it sucks.
221
00:09:12,296 --> 00:09:13,896
You seem to be
handling it fine.
222
00:09:13,964 --> 00:09:15,732
Well, it's because
I realized that
223
00:09:15,799 --> 00:09:18,267
I had to find this new
person inside of me,
224
00:09:18,335 --> 00:09:20,103
The one that was okay
with what happened.
225
00:09:20,170 --> 00:09:23,139
I just feel so bad
about myself.
226
00:09:23,207 --> 00:09:25,708
Finn, that guy who made
all those bad choices,
227
00:09:25,776 --> 00:09:28,177
Who ignored the signs,
he's gone.
228
00:09:28,245 --> 00:09:32,281
This new, more experienced,
more interesting guy is here.
229
00:09:32,349 --> 00:09:34,684
And I brought you here
to introduce you to him.
230
00:09:34,752 --> 00:09:36,285
Help you move forward.
231
00:09:36,353 --> 00:09:37,987
Oh, you mean like,
meeting other girls?
232
00:09:38,055 --> 00:09:39,555
Because I think
I'm dating Rachel.
233
00:09:39,623 --> 00:09:41,491
At least she sure
thinks I am.
234
00:09:41,558 --> 00:09:43,326
No, it's not about
meeting someone else.
235
00:09:43,394 --> 00:09:45,928
It's about being okay
just being you.
236
00:09:45,996 --> 00:09:48,331
Come on, you're
a rock star, Finn.
237
00:09:48,399 --> 00:09:49,932
You're like
Jagger, Morrison.
238
00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:51,401
Yeah, yeah, I like that.
239
00:09:51,468 --> 00:09:53,369
Good. I want you to meet
240
00:09:53,437 --> 00:09:55,938
The new and improved
Finn Hudson
241
00:09:56,006 --> 00:09:57,240
By singing about it.
242
00:09:57,307 --> 00:09:58,741
Oh, that's why
the band's here.
243
00:09:58,809 --> 00:10:01,844
Yeah. Pick a song, and
they're ready to back you up.
244
00:10:01,912 --> 00:10:04,847
Well, I like what you said
about me being like Morrison.
245
00:10:04,915 --> 00:10:06,983
And The Doors
have a "Hello" song.
246
00:10:07,051 --> 00:10:08,718
So maybe I could find myself
247
00:10:08,786 --> 00:10:11,054
And do my glee assignment
at the same time.
248
00:10:11,121 --> 00:10:12,455
All right, man,
go to work.
249
00:10:15,859 --> 00:10:18,227
(band playing
"Hello, I Love You")
250
00:10:23,801 --> 00:10:25,868
♪ Hello, I love you ♪
251
00:10:25,936 --> 00:10:27,904
♪ Won't you tell me your name? ♪
252
00:10:27,971 --> 00:10:29,372
♪ Hello, I love you ♪
253
00:10:29,440 --> 00:10:32,141
♪ Let me jump in your game. ♪
254
00:10:32,209 --> 00:10:33,409
♪ Hello, I love you ♪
255
00:10:33,477 --> 00:10:36,345
♪ Won't you tell me your name? ♪
256
00:10:36,413 --> 00:10:37,580
♪ Hello, I love you ♪
257
00:10:37,648 --> 00:10:40,550
♪ Let me jump in your game. ♪
258
00:10:40,617 --> 00:10:44,487
♪ She's walking
down the street ♪
259
00:10:44,555 --> 00:10:47,356
♪ Blind to every eye she meets. ♪
260
00:10:47,424 --> 00:10:48,691
♪ Do you think ♪
261
00:10:48,759 --> 00:10:51,928
♪ You'll be the guy ♪
262
00:10:51,995 --> 00:10:53,229
♪ To make ♪
263
00:10:53,297 --> 00:10:56,866
♪ The queen
of the angels sigh? ♪
264
00:10:56,934 --> 00:10:58,568
♪ Hello, I love you ♪
265
00:10:58,635 --> 00:11:00,670
♪ Won't you tell me your name? ♪
266
00:11:00,737 --> 00:11:02,638
♪ Hello, I love you ♪
267
00:11:02,706 --> 00:11:04,674
♪ Let me jump in your game. ♪
268
00:11:04,741 --> 00:11:06,442
♪ Hello, I love you ♪
269
00:11:06,510 --> 00:11:08,611
♪ Won't you tell me your name? ♪
270
00:11:08,679 --> 00:11:10,513
♪ Hello, I love you ♪
271
00:11:10,581 --> 00:11:13,349
♪ Let me jump in your game ♪
272
00:11:13,417 --> 00:11:16,552
♪ Sidewalk crouches
at her feet ♪
273
00:11:16,620 --> 00:11:20,656
♪ Like a dog that begs
for something sweet. ♪
274
00:11:20,724 --> 00:11:24,760
♪ Do you hope to make her see,
you fool? ♪
275
00:11:24,828 --> 00:11:29,265
♪ Do you hope to pluck
this dusky jewel? ♪
276
00:11:29,333 --> 00:11:31,167
♪ Hello ♪
277
00:11:31,235 --> 00:11:32,335
♪ Hello ♪
278
00:11:32,402 --> 00:11:34,770
♪ Hello ♪
279
00:11:34,838 --> 00:11:36,839
♪ Hello ♪
280
00:11:36,907 --> 00:11:38,374
♪ I want you. ♪
281
00:11:38,442 --> 00:11:42,078
♪ I need my baby. ♪
282
00:11:42,146 --> 00:11:44,514
♪ Hello ♪
283
00:11:44,581 --> 00:11:46,616
♪ Hello. ♪
284
00:11:46,683 --> 00:11:48,684
(music ends,
cheering and applause)
285
00:11:50,487 --> 00:11:54,190
And that, fellow glee clubbers,
is how we say hello.
286
00:11:54,258 --> 00:11:55,892
(bell ringing)
287
00:11:55,959 --> 00:11:57,527
Mr. Schuester,
288
00:11:57,594 --> 00:12:00,429
I'd like to run some of
my "Hello" ideas by you.
289
00:12:09,873 --> 00:12:11,040
You're a really good dancer.
290
00:12:11,108 --> 00:12:13,776
Thanks, but my feet
weren't really moving.
291
00:12:13,844 --> 00:12:14,977
That was the best part.
292
00:12:15,045 --> 00:12:16,579
Oh.
293
00:12:16,647 --> 00:12:18,447
Brit and I were wondering
if you wanted to go out.
294
00:12:18,515 --> 00:12:20,449
On a... Date?
295
00:12:20,517 --> 00:12:22,485
With which one of you?
296
00:12:24,354 --> 00:12:25,855
- With both of us.
- With both of us.
297
00:12:35,836 --> 00:12:38,204
Breadstix, 8:00.
298
00:12:38,272 --> 00:12:39,505
Table for three?
299
00:12:39,573 --> 00:12:40,940
Cool.
300
00:12:41,008 --> 00:12:42,875
(giggles)
301
00:12:46,180 --> 00:12:47,647
What did they want?
302
00:12:47,714 --> 00:12:48,681
Oh, nothing.
303
00:12:48,749 --> 00:12:50,616
Just the time.
304
00:12:53,720 --> 00:12:56,489
I know being my boyfriend
is a challenge.
305
00:12:56,557 --> 00:12:57,990
I'm not Quinn.
306
00:12:58,058 --> 00:12:59,158
I don't look like her.
307
00:12:59,226 --> 00:13:01,227
I'm not popular,
and my personality,
308
00:13:01,295 --> 00:13:02,795
Though exciting and
full of surprises,
309
00:13:02,863 --> 00:13:05,231
Isn't exactly
low-maintenance, but...
310
00:13:07,801 --> 00:13:09,802
I'll always be honest with you.
311
00:13:09,870 --> 00:13:11,170
Painfully so.
312
00:13:11,238 --> 00:13:12,705
And all I ask in return
313
00:13:12,773 --> 00:13:14,307
Is that you're just honest
with me.
314
00:13:17,444 --> 00:13:19,245
I don't think I want
to be your boyfriend.
315
00:13:22,115 --> 00:13:23,850
What?
316
00:13:23,917 --> 00:13:25,818
Look, Rachel,
you're really awesome,
317
00:13:25,886 --> 00:13:28,421
But I think I need to connect
with my inner rock star
318
00:13:28,489 --> 00:13:29,922
Before I can fully commit
to one woman.
319
00:13:31,592 --> 00:13:33,192
I need to find out who I am now.
320
00:13:36,029 --> 00:13:38,197
I'll tell you who you are.
321
00:13:38,265 --> 00:13:40,233
You're a scared little boy.
322
00:13:40,300 --> 00:13:41,868
You're afraid of dating me
323
00:13:41,935 --> 00:13:43,603
Because you think it might
hurt your reputation--
324
00:13:43,670 --> 00:13:45,571
Though, which you'd
never admit it,
325
00:13:45,639 --> 00:13:46,806
Is very important to you.
326
00:13:46,874 --> 00:13:48,207
You hate what Quinn did to you,
327
00:13:48,275 --> 00:13:49,308
Not just because it hurt,
328
00:13:49,376 --> 00:13:50,243
But because it was
so humiliating.
329
00:13:50,310 --> 00:13:51,611
You're freaking me out.
330
00:13:51,678 --> 00:13:52,979
It's like you're inside
my head right now.
331
00:13:53,046 --> 00:13:55,047
I just see you for who you are.
332
00:13:55,115 --> 00:13:57,917
Unlike you, who can only see me
as this silly girl
333
00:13:57,985 --> 00:13:59,585
Who made a fool out of herself
334
00:13:59,653 --> 00:14:01,387
In her first glee club
rehearsal.
335
00:14:01,455 --> 00:14:03,556
And that's where you lose, Finn.
336
00:14:03,624 --> 00:14:05,591
Because, if you take
a second look at me,
337
00:14:05,659 --> 00:14:09,262
You'd realize that I'm
the only person in your life
338
00:14:09,329 --> 00:14:14,233
Who knows you and accepts you
for who you are, no matter what.
339
00:14:18,238 --> 00:14:20,640
(bell ringing)
340
00:14:20,707 --> 00:14:22,675
Finn:
Well, obviously,
Hawaiian pizza's the best
341
00:14:22,743 --> 00:14:24,510
Because it's got ham and
pineapple on it, right?
342
00:14:24,578 --> 00:14:25,945
True.
Mm-hmm.
343
00:14:26,013 --> 00:14:28,281
So, it's better than most
pizzas because it has...
344
00:14:28,348 --> 00:14:30,550
Will:
All right, guys,
you got to get moving
345
00:14:30,617 --> 00:14:32,118
On those "Hello" numbers.
346
00:14:32,185 --> 00:14:33,986
Who has got something
to show us?
347
00:14:34,054 --> 00:14:34,987
Volunteers?
348
00:14:36,390 --> 00:14:39,258
Mr. Schuester,
I think I found a song
349
00:14:39,326 --> 00:14:41,394
That sums up my feelings
perfectly.
350
00:14:41,461 --> 00:14:42,828
Fantastic, Rachel.
351
00:14:42,896 --> 00:14:44,697
Show us what you got.
352
00:14:44,765 --> 00:14:46,999
(playing "Gives You Hell")
353
00:14:49,803 --> 00:14:53,172
♪ I wake up every evening ♪
354
00:14:53,240 --> 00:14:55,508
♪ With a big smile on my face ♪
355
00:14:55,576 --> 00:14:58,311
♪ And it never feels
out of place. ♪
356
00:14:58,378 --> 00:15:00,880
♪ When you see my face,
hope it gives you hell ♪
357
00:15:00,948 --> 00:15:03,583
♪ Hope it gives you hell. ♪
358
00:15:03,650 --> 00:15:06,118
♪ Now, where's your
picket fence, love? ♪
359
00:15:07,454 --> 00:15:09,722
♪ And where's that shiny car? ♪
360
00:15:09,790 --> 00:15:13,693
♪ And did it ever get you far? ♪
361
00:15:13,760 --> 00:15:16,162
♪ You never seemed
so tense, love. ♪
362
00:15:16,229 --> 00:15:19,432
♪ I've never seen you
fall so hard. ♪
363
00:15:19,499 --> 00:15:21,267
♪ Do you know where you are? ♪
364
00:15:22,903 --> 00:15:26,372
♪ And truth be told,
I miss you. ♪
365
00:15:27,808 --> 00:15:31,510
♪ And truth be told, I'm lying. ♪
366
00:15:31,578 --> 00:15:34,080
♪ When you see my face,
hope it gives you hell ♪
367
00:15:34,147 --> 00:15:36,349
♪ Hope it gives you hell. ♪
368
00:15:36,416 --> 00:15:39,018
♪ When you walk my way,
hope it gives you hell ♪
369
00:15:39,086 --> 00:15:41,320
♪ Hope it gives you hell. ♪
370
00:15:41,388 --> 00:15:43,189
♪ If you find a man ♪
371
00:15:43,256 --> 00:15:45,124
♪ That's worth a damn
and treats you well ♪
372
00:15:45,192 --> 00:15:46,959
♪ Treats you well ♪
♪ Then he's a fool ♪
373
00:15:47,027 --> 00:15:49,161
♪ You're just as well ♪
374
00:15:49,229 --> 00:15:51,597
♪ Hope it gives you hell. ♪
375
00:15:51,665 --> 00:15:54,266
♪ Now, you'll never see ♪
376
00:15:54,334 --> 00:15:56,702
♪ What you've done to me. ♪
377
00:15:56,770 --> 00:15:59,271
♪ You can take back
your memories. ♪
378
00:15:59,339 --> 00:16:00,973
♪ They're no good to me. ♪
379
00:16:01,041 --> 00:16:02,775
♪ And here's all your lies. ♪
380
00:16:02,843 --> 00:16:06,012
♪ You can look me in the eyes ♪
381
00:16:06,079 --> 00:16:08,147
♪ With the sad, sad look ♪
382
00:16:08,215 --> 00:16:12,485
♪ That you wear so well. ♪
383
00:16:12,552 --> 00:16:14,787
All:
♪ When you see my face,
hope it gives you hell ♪
384
00:16:14,855 --> 00:16:17,590
♪ Hope it gives you hell. ♪
385
00:16:17,658 --> 00:16:20,192
♪ When you walk my way,
hope it gives you hell ♪
386
00:16:20,260 --> 00:16:22,061
♪ Hope it gives you hell. ♪
387
00:16:22,129 --> 00:16:24,830
♪ If you find a man
that's worth a damn ♪
388
00:16:24,898 --> 00:16:28,100
♪ And treats you well ♪
♪ Treats you well ♪
389
00:16:28,168 --> 00:16:30,136
♪ Then he's a fool,
you're just as well ♪
390
00:16:30,203 --> 00:16:31,771
♪ Hope it gives you hell. ♪
391
00:16:31,838 --> 00:16:34,407
♪ When you see my face,
hope it gives you hell ♪
392
00:16:34,474 --> 00:16:35,908
♪ Hope it gives you hell. ♪
393
00:16:35,976 --> 00:16:38,844
♪ When you walk my way,
hope it gives you hell ♪
394
00:16:38,912 --> 00:16:41,480
♪ Hope it gives you hell. ♪
395
00:16:41,548 --> 00:16:44,150
♪ When you hear this song
and sing along ♪
396
00:16:44,217 --> 00:16:45,951
♪ Well, you'll never tell. ♪
♪ Never tell. ♪
397
00:16:46,019 --> 00:16:49,021
♪ Then you're the fool,
I'm just as well ♪
398
00:16:49,089 --> 00:16:51,590
♪ Hope it gives you hell. ♪
♪ Gives you hell. ♪
399
00:16:51,658 --> 00:16:52,925
♪ When you hear this song ♪
400
00:16:52,993 --> 00:16:55,594
♪ I hope that it
will give you hell. ♪
401
00:16:55,662 --> 00:16:57,496
♪ Give you hell. ♪
♪ You can sing along ♪
402
00:16:57,564 --> 00:17:00,833
♪ I hope that
it will treat you well. ♪
403
00:17:00,901 --> 00:17:02,735
Will:
Guys, guys, guys.
404
00:17:02,803 --> 00:17:04,303
I don't want to
be a buzz-kill,
405
00:17:04,371 --> 00:17:07,106
But the assignment was "Hello."
406
00:17:07,174 --> 00:17:10,543
I'm sorry. I was just focusing
on the first syllable.
407
00:17:10,610 --> 00:17:12,278
Will:
You know what?
408
00:17:12,345 --> 00:17:13,546
I don't think
you guys understand
409
00:17:13,613 --> 00:17:15,347
The seriousness
of what we're up against.
410
00:17:15,415 --> 00:17:17,283
While we were busy
winning our sectional,
411
00:17:17,350 --> 00:17:19,785
Vocal Adrenaline
was busy winning theirs.
412
00:17:19,853 --> 00:17:21,854
They're last year's
national champions.
413
00:17:21,922 --> 00:17:24,690
They haven't lost a
competition in three years.
414
00:17:24,758 --> 00:17:28,494
This is the big leagues, guys.
415
00:17:28,562 --> 00:17:32,465
If we don't place at regionals,
glee club is over.
416
00:17:56,189 --> 00:17:58,090
Lionel Richie, huh?
417
00:17:59,292 --> 00:18:00,860
One of my favorites.
418
00:18:00,927 --> 00:18:03,295
Oh, my god,
you're Jessie St. James.
419
00:18:03,363 --> 00:18:04,797
You're in Vocal Adrenaline.
420
00:18:04,865 --> 00:18:06,165
And you're Rachel Berry.
421
00:18:06,233 --> 00:18:08,734
I saw you perform
at sectionals.
422
00:18:08,802 --> 00:18:11,704
Your rendition of "Don't Rain
on My Parade" was flawed.
423
00:18:11,772 --> 00:18:13,506
You totally lacked
Barbra's emotional depth.
424
00:18:15,008 --> 00:18:17,209
But you're talented.
425
00:18:17,277 --> 00:18:19,578
This is one of my
favorite haunts.
426
00:18:19,646 --> 00:18:22,548
I like to come and flip through
the celebrity biographies.
427
00:18:22,616 --> 00:18:24,717
Pick up some lifestyle tips.
428
00:18:24,785 --> 00:18:28,320
I'm a senior now, so this
year's kind of my victory lap.
429
00:18:28,388 --> 00:18:30,222
Snagging a fourth consecutive
national championship
430
00:18:30,290 --> 00:18:31,657
Would just be gravy.
431
00:18:31,725 --> 00:18:34,794
I'm getting out
of Ohio soon.
432
00:18:34,861 --> 00:18:36,529
I've got a full ride
to a little school
433
00:18:36,596 --> 00:18:38,964
Called the University
of California Los Angeles.
434
00:18:39,032 --> 00:18:40,766
Maybe you've heard of it.
435
00:18:40,834 --> 00:18:42,201
It's in Los Angeles.
436
00:18:46,673 --> 00:18:48,741
What do you say we take it
for a spin?
437
00:18:48,809 --> 00:18:51,310
Here?
438
00:18:51,378 --> 00:18:52,912
Oh, no, I-I-I'm kind of nervous.
439
00:18:52,979 --> 00:18:54,280
(sighs)
440
00:18:54,347 --> 00:18:56,949
I remember
when I used to get nervous.
441
00:18:57,017 --> 00:18:59,185
Come on. I do this
all the time.
442
00:18:59,252 --> 00:19:01,420
I like to give impromptu
concerts for the homeless.
443
00:19:01,488 --> 00:19:03,656
It's so important to give back.
444
00:19:05,358 --> 00:19:07,560
(playing piano intro to "Hello")
445
00:19:13,333 --> 00:19:15,701
♪ I've been alone ♪
446
00:19:15,769 --> 00:19:20,840
♪ With you inside my mind. ♪
447
00:19:20,907 --> 00:19:25,611
♪ And in my dreams,
I've kissed your lips ♪
448
00:19:25,679 --> 00:19:29,248
♪ A thousand times. ♪
449
00:19:29,316 --> 00:19:32,218
♪ I sometimes see you pass ♪
450
00:19:32,285 --> 00:19:36,455
♪ Outside my door. ♪
451
00:19:36,523 --> 00:19:40,125
♪ Hello. ♪
452
00:19:40,193 --> 00:19:44,563
♪ Is it me you're looking for? ♪
453
00:19:44,631 --> 00:19:47,499
Both:
♪ I can see it in your eyes. ♪
454
00:19:48,735 --> 00:19:52,438
♪ I can see it in your smile. ♪
455
00:19:52,505 --> 00:19:56,642
♪ You're all I've ever wanted ♪
456
00:19:56,710 --> 00:20:00,379
♪ And my arms are open wide. ♪
457
00:20:00,447 --> 00:20:04,216
♪ 'Cause you know
just what to say. ♪
458
00:20:04,284 --> 00:20:08,787
♪ And you know just what to do. ♪
459
00:20:08,855 --> 00:20:14,260
♪ And I want to tell you
so much. ♪
460
00:20:14,327 --> 00:20:16,996
♪ I love you. ♪
461
00:20:20,533 --> 00:20:22,534
♪ Oh, yeah. ♪
462
00:20:22,602 --> 00:20:25,638
♪ I long to see the sunlight ♪
463
00:20:25,705 --> 00:20:29,475
♪ In your hair. ♪
464
00:20:29,542 --> 00:20:34,046
♪ And tell you
time and time again ♪
465
00:20:34,114 --> 00:20:37,950
♪ How much I care. ♪
466
00:20:38,018 --> 00:20:40,920
Both:
♪ Sometimes I feel my heart ♪
467
00:20:40,987 --> 00:20:45,624
♪ Will overflow. ♪
468
00:20:45,692 --> 00:20:47,559
♪ Hello. ♪
469
00:20:49,429 --> 00:20:52,331
♪ I've just got
to let you know. ♪
470
00:20:53,733 --> 00:20:57,636
♪ 'Cause I wonder
where you are. ♪
471
00:20:57,704 --> 00:21:02,074
♪ And I wonder what you do ♪
♪ I wonder what you do. ♪
472
00:21:02,142 --> 00:21:05,511
♪ Are you somewhere
feeling lonely? ♪
473
00:21:05,578 --> 00:21:09,348
♪ Or is someone loving you? ♪
474
00:21:09,416 --> 00:21:13,118
♪ Tell me how
to win your heart ♪
475
00:21:13,186 --> 00:21:17,489
♪ For I haven't got a clue. ♪
476
00:21:17,557 --> 00:21:22,027
♪ But let me start by saying ♪
477
00:21:23,763 --> 00:21:28,334
♪ I love you. ♪
478
00:21:32,572 --> 00:21:34,506
(music stops)
479
00:21:34,574 --> 00:21:37,476
(applause)
480
00:21:37,544 --> 00:21:39,311
We should do this
more often.
481
00:21:40,435 --> 00:21:41,765
How's Friday night?
482
00:21:47,846 --> 00:21:49,046
Excuse me.
483
00:21:50,415 --> 00:21:51,983
We'd like to send these back.
484
00:21:52,050 --> 00:21:53,584
But you ate all of it.
485
00:21:53,652 --> 00:21:56,020
Look, I'm pretty sure
you have to do what we say.
486
00:21:56,088 --> 00:21:57,054
And this food
487
00:21:57,122 --> 00:21:58,623
Was not satisfactory.
488
00:21:58,690 --> 00:22:00,158
There was a
mouse in mine.
489
00:22:00,225 --> 00:22:02,126
So, we'd like more, please.
490
00:22:05,430 --> 00:22:07,532
All right, hottest guys
in the school.
491
00:22:07,599 --> 00:22:08,633
Go.
492
00:22:08,700 --> 00:22:11,169
Okay, um, Puck's
super-fine.
493
00:22:11,236 --> 00:22:12,670
Mm-hmm.
Finn's cute, too.
494
00:22:12,738 --> 00:22:14,505
Yeah, but he's
not hot, though.
495
00:22:14,573 --> 00:22:15,740
He really isn't.
496
00:22:15,808 --> 00:22:17,108
And you know what, Brit?
497
00:22:17,176 --> 00:22:18,609
I think that dwarf
girlfriend of his
498
00:22:18,677 --> 00:22:19,944
Is dragging down
his rep.
499
00:22:20,012 --> 00:22:21,179
I mean,
if he were dating,
500
00:22:21,246 --> 00:22:23,981
Say, popular pretty girls
like us,
501
00:22:24,049 --> 00:22:25,716
He would go
from dumpy to smokin'.
502
00:22:25,784 --> 00:22:26,684
Finn:
Hello?
503
00:22:26,752 --> 00:22:28,386
Hey, I'm right here.
504
00:22:28,453 --> 00:22:29,954
Would you guys mind,
505
00:22:30,022 --> 00:22:31,823
Like, including me
in your conversations?
506
00:22:31,890 --> 00:22:33,257
I'll just give you
an introduction
507
00:22:33,325 --> 00:22:34,659
Into the way
that we work.
508
00:22:34,726 --> 00:22:37,461
You buy us dinner and
we make out in front of you.
509
00:22:37,529 --> 00:22:38,896
It's like
the best deal ever.
510
00:22:38,964 --> 00:22:40,898
Did you see what Rachel
was wearing today?
511
00:22:40,966 --> 00:22:42,366
I know.
512
00:22:42,434 --> 00:22:43,467
She looked
like Pippi Longstocking,
513
00:22:43,535 --> 00:22:45,403
But, like, Israeli.
514
00:22:45,470 --> 00:22:46,938
Those sweaters make her
look homeschooled.
515
00:22:47,005 --> 00:22:48,339
(laughing)
516
00:22:48,407 --> 00:22:49,607
Hey, guys, come on.
Don't make fun of Rachel.
517
00:22:49,675 --> 00:22:51,676
She's... She's kind of cool.
518
00:22:51,743 --> 00:22:53,477
Finn, that's mean.
519
00:22:53,545 --> 00:22:54,812
You know what, actually?
Would you mind
520
00:22:54,880 --> 00:22:55,947
Waiting in the car?
521
00:22:57,216 --> 00:22:58,316
And leave
your credit card.
522
00:23:02,221 --> 00:23:05,323
Did you know that dolphins
are just gay sharks?
523
00:23:06,758 --> 00:23:08,593
Yeah.
524
00:23:16,501 --> 00:23:20,304
Neil diamond:
♪ Hello again. ♪
525
00:23:20,372 --> 00:23:22,273
♪ Hello. ♪
526
00:23:24,776 --> 00:23:28,646
(will joins in):
♪ Just called to say ♪
527
00:23:28,714 --> 00:23:32,516
♪ Hello. ♪
528
00:23:32,584 --> 00:23:36,320
♪ I couldn't sleep ♪
529
00:23:36,388 --> 00:23:40,358
♪ At all tonight ♪
530
00:23:40,425 --> 00:23:44,195
♪ And I know it's late ♪
531
00:23:44,263 --> 00:23:49,166
♪ But I couldn't wait... ♪
532
00:23:49,234 --> 00:23:51,702
This is the perfect
song for us.
533
00:23:51,770 --> 00:23:53,337
See, he's known this girl
for so long,
534
00:23:53,405 --> 00:23:54,705
But they've just
been friends,
535
00:23:54,773 --> 00:23:59,410
And now he's calling her up
to tell her he wants more.
536
00:24:00,512 --> 00:24:02,580
I was sort of inspired
537
00:24:02,648 --> 00:24:05,049
By my "Hello" assignment
with the kids.
538
00:24:05,117 --> 00:24:06,217
Well, I love it.
539
00:24:06,285 --> 00:24:07,218
Yeah?
I love it.
540
00:24:07,286 --> 00:24:09,887
You do?
(both laughing)
541
00:24:09,955 --> 00:24:11,122
Oh...
542
00:24:11,189 --> 00:24:13,858
I don't know why, but...
543
00:24:13,926 --> 00:24:16,961
I always had a soft spot
for this song.
544
00:24:17,029 --> 00:24:21,299
♪ You're there at home. ♪
545
00:24:21,366 --> 00:24:24,669
♪ Hello. ♪
546
00:24:29,841 --> 00:24:33,277
♪ Maybe it's been crazy ♪
547
00:24:33,345 --> 00:24:37,381
♪ And maybe I'm to blame ♪
548
00:24:37,449 --> 00:24:42,086
♪ But I put my heart
above my head... ♪
549
00:24:43,989 --> 00:24:45,456
Too much too fast.
Too much too fast.
550
00:24:45,524 --> 00:24:46,958
You smell great,
your teeth are clean...
551
00:24:47,025 --> 00:24:49,193
You're very sweet.
It's not that. I'm...
552
00:24:49,261 --> 00:24:53,197
I just haven't been,
uh... Intimate
553
00:24:53,265 --> 00:24:56,734
In a very, very long time.
554
00:24:57,903 --> 00:25:00,104
How long?
555
00:25:02,641 --> 00:25:04,608
Ever.
556
00:25:04,676 --> 00:25:07,979
♪ My friend, hello... ♪
557
00:25:08,046 --> 00:25:12,350
I just haven't found
the right person.
558
00:25:12,417 --> 00:25:14,618
You know, someone
who won't reject me
559
00:25:14,686 --> 00:25:18,689
When things get really hard
with my, um, with my problems.
560
00:25:20,792 --> 00:25:22,760
It-it's cool.
561
00:25:22,828 --> 00:25:24,295
It's not.
562
00:25:24,363 --> 00:25:25,930
It's not cool.
I can tell.
563
00:25:25,998 --> 00:25:27,231
No, no, no.
564
00:25:27,299 --> 00:25:28,566
Emma...
565
00:25:30,302 --> 00:25:31,569
I understand.
566
00:25:33,338 --> 00:25:35,973
I'll pop in a movie.
567
00:25:36,041 --> 00:25:38,376
Do we have to watch
Armageddon again?
568
00:25:38,443 --> 00:25:41,579
Uh, it's that or Bad Boys.
569
00:25:41,646 --> 00:25:43,681
They're the only DVDs
that Terri left behind.
570
00:25:43,749 --> 00:25:46,217
She liked to have Bruckheimer
night every other week.
571
00:25:46,284 --> 00:25:48,119
Okay, okay.
572
00:25:48,186 --> 00:25:49,787
(clears throat)
573
00:25:49,855 --> 00:25:51,455
♪ Hello. ♪
574
00:25:51,523 --> 00:25:53,491
(explosions and gunfire on tv)
575
00:25:55,093 --> 00:25:57,595
Finn:
Hey, Rach, can we talk?
576
00:25:57,662 --> 00:26:00,264
Look, I want
to apologize.
577
00:26:00,332 --> 00:26:02,466
I realized I don't want
to date other girls.
578
00:26:02,534 --> 00:26:03,667
Only you.
579
00:26:03,735 --> 00:26:05,002
You do talk too much,
580
00:26:05,070 --> 00:26:07,204
And usually you're just
talking about yourself,
581
00:26:07,272 --> 00:26:09,840
But at least I don't feel
alone when I'm with you.
582
00:26:09,908 --> 00:26:11,709
I'm glad you've come
to that realization,
583
00:26:11,777 --> 00:26:12,777
But you're too late.
584
00:26:12,844 --> 00:26:14,045
I've met someone else--
585
00:26:14,112 --> 00:26:16,947
A boy who's finally worthy
of my talent and love.
586
00:26:17,015 --> 00:26:18,983
Whoa, whoa, wait.
587
00:26:19,051 --> 00:26:20,317
Do I know him?
588
00:26:20,385 --> 00:26:21,952
Is he, is he bigger than me?
589
00:26:22,020 --> 00:26:24,288
Oh, he doesn't go to this
school, and he's a senior.
590
00:26:24,356 --> 00:26:26,123
His name is Jessie, and he's
the male lead in Vocal Adrenaline.
591
00:26:26,191 --> 00:26:28,426
We're both aware that our
Romeo-and-Juliet romance
592
00:26:28,493 --> 00:26:30,461
Will be a challenge,
but our deep respect
593
00:26:30,529 --> 00:26:32,196
For each other's talent
will carry us through.
594
00:26:32,264 --> 00:26:33,798
Rachel, don't you think
that's kind of suspicious?
595
00:26:33,865 --> 00:26:35,266
We make it to regionals
and suddenly
596
00:26:35,333 --> 00:26:37,368
The top guy in our main
competition picks you up?
597
00:26:37,436 --> 00:26:39,003
I know it's hard to believe
that anyone would like me
598
00:26:39,071 --> 00:26:40,871
Without an ulterior motive,
but you have to respect
599
00:26:40,939 --> 00:26:42,907
That our love is real.
600
00:26:42,974 --> 00:26:44,575
Move on, Finn.
601
00:26:44,643 --> 00:26:46,177
I finally have.
602
00:26:52,384 --> 00:26:56,854
Mr. Shue... We have a problem.
603
00:27:01,458 --> 00:27:03,526
Finn didn't fall
for any of our tricks.
604
00:27:03,594 --> 00:27:05,428
Such as?
I didn't wear a bra,
605
00:27:05,496 --> 00:27:09,332
And I had them turn up
the air conditioning.
606
00:27:09,400 --> 00:27:12,268
Ladies, I misjudged you.
607
00:27:12,336 --> 00:27:15,071
You may be two of the stupidest
teens I've ever encountered.
608
00:27:15,139 --> 00:27:16,739
And that's saying something.
609
00:27:16,807 --> 00:27:19,575
I once taught a cheerleading
seminar to a young Sarah Palin.
610
00:27:19,643 --> 00:27:21,244
Wait, we did find out
611
00:27:21,311 --> 00:27:23,513
Rachel's with some dude
from Vocal Adrenaline.
612
00:27:23,580 --> 00:27:25,214
Name?
613
00:27:25,282 --> 00:27:26,783
Jessie St. James.
614
00:27:26,850 --> 00:27:31,387
Ooh, bringing down this club
may be easier than I thought.
615
00:27:31,455 --> 00:27:34,657
I'm engorged
with venom and triumph.
616
00:27:35,959 --> 00:27:38,928
Now get the hell
out of my office.
617
00:27:38,996 --> 00:27:41,998
("Highway to Hell" playing)
618
00:27:47,905 --> 00:27:51,441
♪ Livin' easy, Livin' free. ♪
619
00:27:51,508 --> 00:27:55,178
♪ A season ticket
on a one-way ride. ♪
620
00:27:55,245 --> 00:27:59,115
♪ Goin' down, party town. ♪
621
00:27:59,183 --> 00:28:02,852
♪ My friends
are gonna be there, too. ♪
622
00:28:04,722 --> 00:28:06,956
♪ I'm on the ♪
♪ highway to hell. ♪
623
00:28:07,024 --> 00:28:08,958
♪ I'm on a highway ♪
624
00:28:09,026 --> 00:28:10,993
♪ Highway to hell ♪
625
00:28:11,061 --> 00:28:14,697
♪ I'm on a highway to hell. ♪
♪ I'm on a highway to hell. ♪
626
00:28:14,765 --> 00:28:16,332
♪ I'm on it, I'm on it. ♪
627
00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:21,137
♪ highway to hell... ♪
628
00:28:21,205 --> 00:28:22,939
♪ Don't stop me. ♪
629
00:28:23,006 --> 00:28:24,607
♪ Oh, yeah! ♪
630
00:28:24,675 --> 00:28:26,609
(music ends, flames whooshing)
631
00:28:27,811 --> 00:28:29,746
Stop please.
Dear God, just stop.
632
00:28:30,948 --> 00:28:32,048
Seriously, guys,
633
00:28:32,116 --> 00:28:34,183
It's like watching
beige paint dry.
634
00:28:34,251 --> 00:28:35,218
Could everyone
please look at Jessie?
635
00:28:36,386 --> 00:28:37,687
Jessie, give us a show face.
636
00:28:38,989 --> 00:28:40,189
That's a show face, guys.
637
00:28:40,257 --> 00:28:41,991
You want to look
so talented,
638
00:28:42,059 --> 00:28:43,593
It's literally hurting you.
639
00:28:43,660 --> 00:28:45,128
I want a look
that's so optimistic,
640
00:28:45,195 --> 00:28:46,229
It could cure cancer.
641
00:28:48,432 --> 00:28:49,632
That's what I'm talking about.
642
00:28:49,700 --> 00:28:51,067
Take five, everybody.
Drink a Red Bull.
643
00:28:54,838 --> 00:28:56,439
Excuse me,
Ms. Corcoran?
644
00:28:56,507 --> 00:28:57,640
Hi, I'm Will Schuester.
645
00:28:57,708 --> 00:28:59,475
Sorry, I don't know
who you are.
646
00:28:59,543 --> 00:29:02,378
I'm a big fan, really.
647
00:29:02,446 --> 00:29:03,946
I also coach
the McKinley glee club.
648
00:29:04,014 --> 00:29:05,414
I don't usually
cotton too well
649
00:29:05,482 --> 00:29:07,550
To my competition sneaking in
to watch a rehearsal.
650
00:29:07,618 --> 00:29:10,620
But I also have trouble
seeing you guys as competition.
651
00:29:10,687 --> 00:29:14,157
I believe you have a student
named Jessie St. James?
652
00:29:14,224 --> 00:29:16,692
Yeah, I think he might be
dating one of my students.
653
00:29:16,760 --> 00:29:18,528
I'm more than a little concerned
654
00:29:18,595 --> 00:29:20,663
With the whole fraternizing
with the enemy aspect
655
00:29:20,731 --> 00:29:22,198
Of their relationship.
656
00:29:22,266 --> 00:29:23,432
You think we're
spying on you?
657
00:29:23,500 --> 00:29:25,368
Honestly?
658
00:29:25,435 --> 00:29:26,569
Yes.
659
00:29:26,637 --> 00:29:28,738
Noted.
660
00:29:28,806 --> 00:29:30,072
Look, I don't stand
661
00:29:30,140 --> 00:29:32,141
For any funny business,
and Jessie's a good kid.
662
00:29:32,209 --> 00:29:33,376
I mean, what
can you do?
663
00:29:33,443 --> 00:29:37,446
The heart wants
what the heart wants.
664
00:29:37,514 --> 00:29:40,249
Sometimes there's
that little spark.
665
00:29:48,192 --> 00:29:50,092
I'm not interested
in coaching
666
00:29:50,160 --> 00:29:52,028
Just your average
high school glee club.
667
00:29:52,095 --> 00:29:53,196
I'm driven to excellence.
668
00:29:53,263 --> 00:29:54,564
Yeah, excellence.
669
00:29:54,631 --> 00:29:56,666
A lot of people thought
I couldn't take nationals
670
00:29:56,733 --> 00:29:59,702
With a routine where the kids
dance entirely on their hands.
671
00:29:59,770 --> 00:30:01,804
(both panting)
672
00:30:01,872 --> 00:30:04,340
Okay... I'm sorry.
673
00:30:05,475 --> 00:30:06,442
We have to stop.
674
00:30:06,510 --> 00:30:07,343
I...
675
00:30:08,512 --> 00:30:11,280
I just can't do this.
676
00:30:11,348 --> 00:30:12,715
Aw, I'm sorry.
677
00:30:12,783 --> 00:30:14,150
I'm all business;
I'm trying to work on that.
678
00:30:14,218 --> 00:30:16,419
No, it isn't that.
679
00:30:16,486 --> 00:30:17,386
Are you gay?
680
00:30:17,454 --> 00:30:19,055
What?
681
00:30:19,122 --> 00:30:20,256
No.
682
00:30:20,324 --> 00:30:21,190
Because most of the
show choir directors
683
00:30:21,258 --> 00:30:22,725
I make out with are gay.
684
00:30:26,797 --> 00:30:28,731
I spend
every waking moment
685
00:30:28,799 --> 00:30:30,733
Thinking about Vocal Adrenaline.
686
00:30:30,801 --> 00:30:32,034
I have no life.
687
00:30:32,102 --> 00:30:33,870
I haven't been on a date
in three years.
688
00:30:33,937 --> 00:30:35,104
Here you go.
689
00:30:35,172 --> 00:30:36,172
Thanks.
690
00:30:36,240 --> 00:30:38,774
I did lie
to you earlier.
691
00:30:38,842 --> 00:30:39,876
I do know who you are.
692
00:30:39,943 --> 00:30:42,178
I saw you
at our fall invitational.
693
00:30:42,246 --> 00:30:43,446
I thought you were really cute.
694
00:30:43,513 --> 00:30:45,348
(chuckles)
695
00:30:45,415 --> 00:30:48,718
You know, I know what you mean--
about being obsessed with work.
696
00:30:48,785 --> 00:30:50,453
I'm so committed
to the glee club,
697
00:30:50,520 --> 00:30:53,456
And I think it played a big part
in ending my marriage.
698
00:30:53,523 --> 00:30:55,758
How long have you been divorced?
699
00:30:55,826 --> 00:31:00,630
Um... Well,
I'm not really divorced yet.
700
00:31:00,697 --> 00:31:02,098
And then I-I
started dating
701
00:31:02,165 --> 00:31:04,467
Someone I-I really care about,
702
00:31:04,534 --> 00:31:06,068
But it isn't working
for some reason.
703
00:31:06,136 --> 00:31:08,537
Oh, you're already seeing
someone else
704
00:31:08,605 --> 00:31:10,139
And you were just
making out with me.
705
00:31:10,207 --> 00:31:12,942
I'm kind of a mess.
706
00:31:13,010 --> 00:31:14,810
Look, I don't want to tell you
how to live your life...
707
00:31:14,878 --> 00:31:16,846
Please, be my guest.
708
00:31:16,914 --> 00:31:18,648
I think you need
to take some time
709
00:31:18,715 --> 00:31:20,917
To reintroduce yourself
to yourself.
710
00:31:20,984 --> 00:31:22,218
You just finished
being somebody's husband,
711
00:31:22,286 --> 00:31:24,353
And that didn't really work out.
712
00:31:24,421 --> 00:31:25,855
And now you're running off to be
713
00:31:25,923 --> 00:31:27,423
Somebody's
boyfriend?
714
00:31:27,491 --> 00:31:29,558
Seems to me you need
to take a little breather.
715
00:31:29,626 --> 00:31:31,494
Look,
716
00:31:31,561 --> 00:31:34,697
That hair, that dimple,
717
00:31:34,765 --> 00:31:38,000
That terrible clunker
you drive--
718
00:31:38,068 --> 00:31:40,569
I think you're about the
cutest thing I've ever seen.
719
00:31:40,637 --> 00:31:42,438
Here's my number.
720
00:31:42,506 --> 00:31:46,108
When you get things sorted out,
give me a call.
721
00:31:46,176 --> 00:31:47,276
Thank you
for the coffee.
722
00:31:47,344 --> 00:31:51,480
And the making out--
kind of hot.
723
00:31:59,022 --> 00:32:01,557
(bell ringing)
724
00:32:01,625 --> 00:32:02,858
Hey, guys.
725
00:32:02,926 --> 00:32:04,293
Cut the butter,
Benedict Arnold.
726
00:32:05,495 --> 00:32:06,796
We heard
about your new boyfriend.
727
00:32:06,863 --> 00:32:08,130
Look, Rachel,
728
00:32:08,198 --> 00:32:09,398
We're all happy
that you're happy,
729
00:32:09,466 --> 00:32:11,000
But we've worked too hard
in glee club
730
00:32:11,068 --> 00:32:13,035
To let you throw it all away
on a relationship
731
00:32:13,103 --> 00:32:14,303
That might not
even be real.
732
00:32:14,371 --> 00:32:16,372
Why, 'cause he's
in Vocal Adrenaline?
733
00:32:16,440 --> 00:32:19,141
Their motto is
"aut neca aut necatus eris."
734
00:32:19,209 --> 00:32:21,944
Which loosely translates
to "murder or be murdered."
735
00:32:22,012 --> 00:32:24,013
They give their dancers
human growth hormone.
736
00:32:24,081 --> 00:32:25,181
Look, we're
not saying
737
00:32:25,248 --> 00:32:26,649
The dude is playing you.
He's playing you.
738
00:32:26,717 --> 00:32:29,151
We just think that until
regionals are over,
739
00:32:29,219 --> 00:32:31,887
We can't risk the
possibility that he is.
740
00:32:31,955 --> 00:32:33,089
None of us want
to go through
741
00:32:33,156 --> 00:32:34,423
What happened
at sectionals again.
742
00:32:34,491 --> 00:32:38,627
Okay, look, Jessie and I
might not be true love,
743
00:32:38,695 --> 00:32:39,929
But what if we are?
744
00:32:39,997 --> 00:32:42,732
I know who I am.
745
00:32:42,799 --> 00:32:45,735
And how many chances at this
am I going to get?
746
00:32:45,802 --> 00:32:49,238
If you don't break up
with him, you're out.
747
00:32:49,306 --> 00:32:51,374
You can't kick me out!
748
00:32:51,441 --> 00:32:53,576
But we can all quit
if Mr. Shue doesn't.
749
00:32:53,643 --> 00:32:56,612
Well, good luck winning
without me.
750
00:32:56,680 --> 00:32:59,382
Everyone is replaceable,
even you.
751
00:32:59,449 --> 00:33:01,150
How could you do this to me?
752
00:33:01,218 --> 00:33:03,319
How could you
do this to us?
753
00:33:03,387 --> 00:33:05,321
We're a team, and
754
00:33:05,389 --> 00:33:07,156
All you've ever wanted was
for us to be great,
755
00:33:07,224 --> 00:33:09,158
And be a part
of something special.
756
00:33:09,226 --> 00:33:11,360
Now is that still true or not?
757
00:33:11,428 --> 00:33:13,062
(bell ringing)
758
00:33:20,181 --> 00:33:22,349
You wanted to see me,
Coach Sylvester?
759
00:33:22,417 --> 00:33:23,984
I did, Rachel.
760
00:33:24,052 --> 00:33:25,386
I want to introduce you
761
00:33:25,453 --> 00:33:27,888
To the McKinley High
Old Maids Club.
762
00:33:35,297 --> 00:33:35,930
Woman:
Have a seat,
763
00:33:35,997 --> 00:33:37,097
Boy hips.
764
00:33:40,535 --> 00:33:42,536
I don't understand.
765
00:33:42,604 --> 00:33:44,371
Well, Rachel, it's
come to my attention
766
00:33:44,439 --> 00:33:46,206
That you've been
given the old heave-ho
767
00:33:46,274 --> 00:33:48,409
By that Terribly
uncoordinated Finn Hudson.
768
00:33:48,476 --> 00:33:50,177
Ouch.
And I also understand
769
00:33:50,245 --> 00:33:52,579
You have a serious suitor
in the form a piping hot
770
00:33:52,647 --> 00:33:53,814
Hunkwad from
another district,
771
00:33:53,882 --> 00:33:55,249
But that your fellow
772
00:33:55,317 --> 00:33:57,751
Glee clubbers are so incensed
with betrayal,
773
00:33:57,819 --> 00:34:00,654
They barely have time
to apply Freeze-Off
774
00:34:00,722 --> 00:34:02,690
To the clusters of warts
between their knuckles.
775
00:34:02,757 --> 00:34:04,625
How did you know that?
776
00:34:04,693 --> 00:34:06,360
Brit and I told everybody
in glee club
777
00:34:06,428 --> 00:34:07,561
About Jessie St. James.
778
00:34:07,629 --> 00:34:09,029
They're furious.
779
00:34:09,097 --> 00:34:10,798
If Rachel falls for him,
the club will self-destruct.
780
00:34:10,865 --> 00:34:12,132
Outstanding.
On to step two.
781
00:34:12,200 --> 00:34:14,101
Round up a bunch of
mustache-sporting teenage girls
782
00:34:14,169 --> 00:34:15,469
With glandular conditions.
783
00:34:15,537 --> 00:34:16,770
Anything else?
784
00:34:16,838 --> 00:34:18,739
Sometimes
I forget my middle name.
785
00:34:18,807 --> 00:34:20,808
I know how torn
you must be, Berry.
786
00:34:20,875 --> 00:34:22,509
My freshman year,
787
00:34:22,577 --> 00:34:24,878
I fell for a boy on an
opposing wrestling squad,
788
00:34:24,946 --> 00:34:26,580
But my team
wouldn't go for it.
789
00:34:26,648 --> 00:34:29,650
So, the next time
I stepped onto the mat,
790
00:34:29,718 --> 00:34:31,151
I pinned him so hard,
it ruptured his scrotum,
791
00:34:31,219 --> 00:34:32,419
Ending his run for
792
00:34:32,487 --> 00:34:33,587
The state championship
793
00:34:33,655 --> 00:34:34,955
And my run for his heart.
794
00:34:35,023 --> 00:34:36,557
To my team,
795
00:34:36,624 --> 00:34:38,792
I was a legend.
796
00:34:38,860 --> 00:34:41,028
But I relished this
victory in solitude.
797
00:34:41,096 --> 00:34:42,730
Now,
798
00:34:42,797 --> 00:34:44,064
I spend my Friday nights
799
00:34:44,132 --> 00:34:45,299
Making out with my cat
800
00:34:45,367 --> 00:34:46,367
And watching
Ghost Whisperer.
801
00:34:46,434 --> 00:34:47,568
Sue:
Well, Rachel,
802
00:34:47,635 --> 00:34:48,802
If I weren't ignoring
803
00:34:48,870 --> 00:34:50,204
What these ladies were saying
804
00:34:50,271 --> 00:34:52,573
Out of an overwhelming sense
of deep repulsion,
805
00:34:52,640 --> 00:34:54,508
I would probably hear them
encouraging you
806
00:34:54,576 --> 00:34:56,977
To go for it
with your Carmel High beau.
807
00:34:57,045 --> 00:34:59,380
Or you might end up like
808
00:34:59,447 --> 00:35:01,348
Dottie here, who,
although her father offered
809
00:35:01,416 --> 00:35:03,751
A sizeable dowry,
which included livestock,
810
00:35:03,818 --> 00:35:06,053
Still couldn't get a date
to homecoming.
811
00:35:06,121 --> 00:35:07,554
No homecoming?
812
00:35:07,622 --> 00:35:10,357
Sue:
No valentines,
no sock hop.
813
00:35:10,425 --> 00:35:13,761
Rachel, you need
to become even more narcissistic
814
00:35:13,828 --> 00:35:15,462
And self-centered
than you already are.
815
00:35:15,530 --> 00:35:18,632
Think of yourself--
your potential happiness.
816
00:35:18,700 --> 00:35:20,768
If not,
817
00:35:20,835 --> 00:35:22,703
Join the club.
818
00:35:34,282 --> 00:35:35,549
(door closing)
819
00:35:35,617 --> 00:35:37,217
Terri:
Beautiful table.
820
00:35:37,285 --> 00:35:38,819
Meticulous, really.
821
00:35:40,255 --> 00:35:42,423
I guess being crazy
has its benefits.
822
00:35:43,625 --> 00:35:45,859
It's date night.
823
00:35:47,128 --> 00:35:48,395
Actually, it was tomorrow,
824
00:35:48,463 --> 00:35:50,297
But Will wanted tonight,
so, I'm surprising him.
825
00:35:50,365 --> 00:35:51,598
And I know
826
00:35:51,666 --> 00:35:53,400
He keeps a key under the mat.
827
00:35:53,468 --> 00:35:56,003
You're really loving this,
aren't you?
828
00:35:56,071 --> 00:35:58,839
I take no pleasure
in your pain, Terri.
829
00:35:58,907 --> 00:36:00,207
But I am enjoying
830
00:36:00,275 --> 00:36:02,176
Seeing will get a second chance
at happiness, yes.
831
00:36:02,243 --> 00:36:03,777
Oh, and you're the one
to introduce him
832
00:36:03,845 --> 00:36:05,145
To this magical new world
of bliss?
833
00:36:05,213 --> 00:36:06,280
What, you with your
three-times-a-day showers
834
00:36:06,347 --> 00:36:07,681
And the fact
that you can't sleep
835
00:36:07,749 --> 00:36:09,216
Unless your shoes are all
in a row?
836
00:36:09,284 --> 00:36:11,151
Is there a reason
that you're here?
837
00:36:11,219 --> 00:36:13,687
'Cause I'd kind of like you
to be gone when Will gets home.
838
00:36:15,990 --> 00:36:19,193
I just need to pick up the rest
of my Bruckheimer DVDs.
839
00:36:30,071 --> 00:36:32,106
Whose is this?
840
00:36:32,173 --> 00:36:33,674
That's mine.
841
00:36:33,741 --> 00:36:35,409
I got really tired of watching
Con Air every night.
842
00:36:35,477 --> 00:36:37,311
And will picked "Hello"
as our song.
843
00:36:37,378 --> 00:36:39,480
Oh, you poor girl.
844
00:36:41,816 --> 00:36:43,750
Don't bother sleeping
with my husband tonight.
845
00:36:43,818 --> 00:36:44,985
You're already
screwed.
846
00:36:45,053 --> 00:36:46,520
"Hello" was our prom song.
847
00:36:48,256 --> 00:36:49,690
I mean, I doubt Will remembers.
848
00:36:49,757 --> 00:36:52,893
He goes to the market for milk,
comes home with a pack of gum.
849
00:36:52,961 --> 00:36:54,795
You're lying.
850
00:36:57,899 --> 00:36:59,967
Ask him.
851
00:37:00,034 --> 00:37:03,203
Or better yet,
go to the library
852
00:37:03,271 --> 00:37:06,440
And look it up for yourself
in that year's Thunderclap.
853
00:37:09,477 --> 00:37:10,844
(spoon clinks)
854
00:37:10,912 --> 00:37:12,813
Sorry.
855
00:37:14,382 --> 00:37:16,917
Jessie?
856
00:37:19,754 --> 00:37:21,822
Who's there?
857
00:37:24,859 --> 00:37:26,727
I carry a rape whistle.
858
00:37:26,794 --> 00:37:27,494
Just me.
859
00:37:27,562 --> 00:37:28,862
(sighs)
860
00:37:28,930 --> 00:37:31,598
Most spots are 2,500 watts.
861
00:37:31,666 --> 00:37:33,133
This one is ten
times brighter.
862
00:37:33,201 --> 00:37:35,636
We have to wear sunscreen
onstage, but it's worth it.
863
00:37:35,703 --> 00:37:38,338
I guess everything is bigger
and brighter here.
864
00:37:38,406 --> 00:37:39,540
(chuckles)
865
00:37:39,607 --> 00:37:43,210
I have to ask you something.
866
00:37:43,278 --> 00:37:45,279
And I need you
to tell me the truth,
867
00:37:45,346 --> 00:37:47,080
Because if you don't,
there will be consequences--
868
00:37:47,148 --> 00:37:49,016
Life-and-death consequences.
869
00:37:49,083 --> 00:37:51,185
Because if I give myself to you,
870
00:37:51,252 --> 00:37:53,487
And it turns out
that you're just playing me,
871
00:37:53,555 --> 00:37:55,455
I might die.
872
00:37:55,523 --> 00:37:58,058
Okay, okay, not literally,
but emotionally.
873
00:37:58,126 --> 00:38:00,994
It'll be the kind of heartbreak
that girls like me hold
874
00:38:01,062 --> 00:38:04,131
For the rest of their lives,
like Barbra in The Way We Were.
875
00:38:04,199 --> 00:38:06,300
(laughing):
Oh, my God.
876
00:38:06,367 --> 00:38:08,302
What?
877
00:38:08,369 --> 00:38:10,604
You're more of a drama queen
than I am.
878
00:38:14,642 --> 00:38:16,577
Hi.
879
00:38:16,644 --> 00:38:18,212
I'm jessie.
880
00:38:18,279 --> 00:38:20,380
I know who you are.
881
00:38:20,448 --> 00:38:22,482
You know Jessie St. James,
882
00:38:22,550 --> 00:38:25,185
The star of Vocal Adrenaline,
your competition at regionals.
883
00:38:25,253 --> 00:38:28,121
I want to introduce
you to Jessie,
884
00:38:28,189 --> 00:38:30,791
The guy who's
nuts about you,
885
00:38:30,858 --> 00:38:32,826
The guy who would
never hurt you.
886
00:38:42,237 --> 00:38:43,470
(sighs)
887
00:38:43,538 --> 00:38:48,342
- No one can know.
- I understand.
888
00:39:05,027 --> 00:39:06,094
(bell ringing)
Hi.
889
00:39:06,162 --> 00:39:09,064
Hey.
890
00:39:09,132 --> 00:39:11,400
I get home
last night, and
891
00:39:11,467 --> 00:39:13,635
It was like some
ghost had laid out
892
00:39:13,703 --> 00:39:16,204
This beautiful,
romantic meal for me.
893
00:39:16,272 --> 00:39:17,572
A ghost who wears
your perfume.
894
00:39:17,640 --> 00:39:19,241
I was just in the library.
895
00:39:20,476 --> 00:39:22,344
Page 42.
896
00:39:23,546 --> 00:39:25,280
Okay.
897
00:39:25,348 --> 00:39:29,551
Oh, my... My junior prom.
898
00:39:39,328 --> 00:39:41,263
I wanted to surprise you
on Wednesday.
899
00:39:41,330 --> 00:39:43,899
Terri came by and, um,
900
00:39:43,966 --> 00:39:47,035
Told me about the prom...
About the song.
901
00:39:47,103 --> 00:39:49,704
Emma, I-I have no feelings
about this night anymore.
902
00:39:49,772 --> 00:39:51,540
I didn't even remember the song.
903
00:39:51,607 --> 00:39:53,241
No. I know.
I know, not consciously.
904
00:39:54,710 --> 00:39:56,278
But somewhere inside,
905
00:39:56,345 --> 00:39:57,679
You're still not over her.
906
00:39:59,715 --> 00:40:01,583
We were naive.
907
00:40:01,651 --> 00:40:03,118
I think sometimes we spend
908
00:40:03,186 --> 00:40:06,555
So much time with these kids
that we start acting like them.
909
00:40:08,458 --> 00:40:10,292
You've been
in the same relationship
910
00:40:10,359 --> 00:40:13,061
Your entire life.
911
00:40:13,129 --> 00:40:15,197
You don't know
who you are alone.
912
00:40:15,264 --> 00:40:17,732
I think this song is just
913
00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:20,502
The beginning of you
repeating the same patterns.
914
00:40:20,570 --> 00:40:22,504
Terri and I met
when I was 15.
915
00:40:22,572 --> 00:40:24,039
I'm a different person now.
916
00:40:24,106 --> 00:40:26,274
How is you compromising yourself
917
00:40:26,342 --> 00:40:30,612
For my crazy any different
than you doing it for hers?
918
00:40:42,325 --> 00:40:45,694
Well... What do
you want to do?
919
00:40:45,761 --> 00:40:47,762
I think that...
920
00:40:49,565 --> 00:40:51,299
...You need to spend
some time alone.
921
00:40:53,035 --> 00:40:55,637
I do. I think you need
to get to know yourself.
922
00:40:55,705 --> 00:40:57,272
You know, you haven't been okay
923
00:40:57,340 --> 00:40:59,307
With having your own needs
since you were 15.
924
00:41:06,115 --> 00:41:08,917
You're right.
925
00:41:08,985 --> 00:41:11,052
I guess...
926
00:41:11,120 --> 00:41:13,054
I'm just not good
at being alone...
927
00:41:13,122 --> 00:41:16,291
And realizing what
my own needs are.
928
00:41:18,561 --> 00:41:21,696
Well, maybe around the time that
you figure out what they are...
929
00:41:21,764 --> 00:41:24,232
Maybe I'll be ready
to get a little messy.
930
00:41:27,937 --> 00:41:30,005
Can you go now?
931
00:41:31,774 --> 00:41:34,776
I think I need
to close the door and cry.
932
00:41:34,844 --> 00:41:35,911
(laughs)
933
00:41:35,978 --> 00:41:37,012
(clears throat)
934
00:41:41,250 --> 00:41:43,184
(sighs)
935
00:42:02,605 --> 00:42:04,573
(crying softly, bell ringing)
936
00:42:04,640 --> 00:42:06,575
Hey.
937
00:42:06,642 --> 00:42:07,776
I ended it with Jessie.
938
00:42:07,843 --> 00:42:08,910
You can spread the word.
939
00:42:08,978 --> 00:42:10,712
I know you know how to do that.
940
00:42:10,780 --> 00:42:13,114
Look, I'm sorry, uh...
941
00:42:13,182 --> 00:42:14,783
Look, I know
this really sucks for you
942
00:42:14,850 --> 00:42:17,352
But I think it's for the best.
943
00:42:17,420 --> 00:42:19,087
Taking one for the team.
I get it.
944
00:42:19,155 --> 00:42:20,689
No, not just for the team.
945
00:42:20,756 --> 00:42:22,424
For us.
946
00:42:22,491 --> 00:42:24,259
You and me.
947
00:42:24,327 --> 00:42:25,927
I've been thinking a lot lately.
948
00:42:25,995 --> 00:42:27,529
I feel like I have
949
00:42:27,597 --> 00:42:29,564
All these problems, you know,
950
00:42:29,632 --> 00:42:31,766
With Quinn and-and basketball
and girls and stuff,
951
00:42:31,834 --> 00:42:33,068
And I've been so overwhelmed
952
00:42:33,135 --> 00:42:34,669
Trying to figure them all out.
953
00:42:34,737 --> 00:42:37,639
Then I realized the only thing
I needed to fix was us.
954
00:42:39,609 --> 00:42:42,611
I want us to be together,
Rachel.
955
00:42:42,678 --> 00:42:44,746
A real couple.
956
00:42:44,814 --> 00:42:50,452
Look, I even circled some dates
on your crazy calendar.
957
00:42:50,519 --> 00:42:53,088
Is you not being able
to talk right now
958
00:42:53,155 --> 00:42:55,056
A good thing or a bad thing?
959
00:42:55,124 --> 00:42:57,092
I can't.
Can't what?
960
00:42:57,159 --> 00:43:01,162
I-I can't be a couple with you.
961
00:43:03,432 --> 00:43:06,001
It's the team.
962
00:43:06,068 --> 00:43:09,270
We-we can't have any,
um, drama right now.
963
00:43:09,338 --> 00:43:11,640
You know, we need... We need
to focus on regionals.
964
00:43:11,707 --> 00:43:14,409
And I appreciate your offer,
965
00:43:14,477 --> 00:43:16,911
But in the spirit
of being a team player,
966
00:43:16,979 --> 00:43:18,880
I have to decline.
967
00:43:18,948 --> 00:43:20,248
Hey, whoa.
968
00:43:20,316 --> 00:43:22,217
(laughs)
969
00:43:22,284 --> 00:43:24,753
I'm not just some guy
that you met at the music store
970
00:43:24,820 --> 00:43:25,887
That you can just blow off.
971
00:43:27,323 --> 00:43:28,690
I don't give up that easy.
972
00:43:32,395 --> 00:43:34,262
See you at rehearsal.
973
00:43:39,568 --> 00:43:41,469
♪ You say "yes." ♪
974
00:43:41,537 --> 00:43:43,571
♪ I say "no." ♪
975
00:43:43,639 --> 00:43:45,907
♪ You say "stop." ♪
♪ You say "stop." ♪
976
00:43:45,975 --> 00:43:51,212
♪ I say "go, go, go." ♪
977
00:43:52,815 --> 00:43:56,384
♪ Oh, no. ♪
978
00:43:56,452 --> 00:43:58,086
♪ You say "good-bye." ♪
979
00:43:58,154 --> 00:44:01,089
♪ And I say "hello." ♪
980
00:44:01,157 --> 00:44:03,458
♪ Hello, hello. ♪
981
00:44:03,526 --> 00:44:06,361
♪ I don't know why
you say "good-bye." ♪
982
00:44:06,429 --> 00:44:07,762
♪ I say "hello." ♪
983
00:44:07,830 --> 00:44:10,532
♪ Hello. ♪
♪ Hello, hello. ♪
984
00:44:10,599 --> 00:44:12,233
♪ Hello. ♪
♪ I don't know why ♪
985
00:44:12,301 --> 00:44:16,571
♪ You say "good-bye,"
I say "hello." ♪
986
00:44:16,639 --> 00:44:19,207
♪ You say "yes." ♪
♪ I say "yes." ♪
987
00:44:19,275 --> 00:44:21,109
♪ I say "no." ♪
♪ Maybe, no. ♪
988
00:44:21,177 --> 00:44:22,877
♪ You say "stop." ♪
989
00:44:22,945 --> 00:44:25,280
♪ I can stay... ♪
♪ I say "go" ♪
990
00:44:25,347 --> 00:44:27,582
♪ "go, go" ♪
991
00:44:29,051 --> 00:44:32,954
♪ Oh, no. ♪
992
00:44:33,022 --> 00:44:34,789
♪ You say "good-bye." ♪
993
00:44:34,857 --> 00:44:38,359
♪ And I say "hello." ♪
994
00:44:38,427 --> 00:44:40,562
♪ Hello, hello. ♪
995
00:44:40,629 --> 00:44:43,064
♪ I don't know why
you say "good-bye." ♪
996
00:44:43,132 --> 00:44:45,033
♪ I say "hello." ♪
997
00:44:45,101 --> 00:44:46,701
♪ Hello, hello. ♪
998
00:44:46,769 --> 00:44:48,269
♪ Hello. ♪
999
00:44:48,337 --> 00:44:49,838
♪ I don't know why
you say "good-bye." ♪
1000
00:44:49,905 --> 00:44:51,106
♪ I say "hello." ♪
1001
00:44:51,173 --> 00:44:52,741
♪ Hello. ♪
1002
00:44:52,808 --> 00:44:55,076
♪ Hello, hello. ♪
♪ Hello. ♪
1003
00:44:55,144 --> 00:44:56,911
♪ I don't know why
you say "good-bye." ♪
1004
00:44:56,979 --> 00:44:58,880
♪ I say "hello." ♪
1005
00:44:58,948 --> 00:45:00,715
♪ Hello, hello. ♪
1006
00:45:00,783 --> 00:45:02,050
♪ Hello. ♪
1007
00:45:02,118 --> 00:45:04,285
♪ Hello... ♪
1008
00:45:04,286 --> 00:45:05,286
Sync by YesCool
www.addic7ed.com