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Feeling good, Mercedes.
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This is amazing.
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Ever since glee
club won sectionals,
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Everybody looks at us differently.
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I want to be with you, rachel.
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We're glitterati.
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I feel like lady gaga.
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Get used to it, guys.
We're stars now.
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On par with all the
jocks and popular kids.
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Oh, it's the dawn of a
new era here at mckinley,
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And we are gonna rule this school!
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Ooh-hoo, welcome to loser town.
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You.
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I don't understand.
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We won sectionals.
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I completely demonstrated the
validity of this program.
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Now you're saying we have
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To place at regionals
or the glee club's gone?
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Shue, that was the deal
from the beginning.
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I still have a bottom line.
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Those spotlights in the auditorium
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Don't run on dreams.
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Our electricity consumption
is up two percent.
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Besides, it's cold out,
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Shue, and the cheerios
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Can no longer
practice out of doors!
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They need the use of
the auditorium as well.
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But the cheerios don't
even have a coach.
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Oh, yes, they do.
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Hey, buddy, you get a haircut?
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Looks awful.
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What are you doing here?
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I'm just dropping off a
mocha for my maharishi.
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I took the liberty
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Of making it a double whip.
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Because after our
conciliatory dinner,
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I happen to know
that there is nothing
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You won't eat whipped cream off of.
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Would have gotten you one, will,
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But, uh, I don't like you.
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Okay.
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After she leaked our
set list at sectionals.
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Yes, and the point of
suspension is reinstatement.
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In some ways, I'm happy football
season's over.
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I did set the single-season record
for being sacked,
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But we only won one game.
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So, I'm hoping basketball can be a
fresh start.
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The fact is, I'm kind of
depressed.
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Hey, Finn. Oh.
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I made us his and her
relationship calendars.
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That way, we always know
what the other is up to,
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So you can't say you
forgot we had plans
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When you miss our dates anymore.
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Great, but I'm kind of
allergic to cats, so...
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I filled in all of our
dates for the next month.
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On the sixth, we're going
to see phantom
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At the autistic children's center.
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I know I saved glee club,
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And I guess chicks dig me,
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But I guess if I'm
being honest,
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It's more like I'm
not over her.
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I'm not breaking up with you.
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I'm just saying,
please stop super-sizing,
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'cause... I don't
dig on fat chicks.
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I'm pregnant.
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And that's my fault?
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And rachel--
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Now that we're sort of dating,
I have to work
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So much harder to pretend to
be listening to her.
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That sounds great.
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Sometimes I wish I could be
more like coach tanaka.
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He pulled a jessica simpson.
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You know, lost his fianc?e,
gained 40 pounds
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And stopped showering.
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And everyone acts like
it's totally normal.
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That's my boyfriend!
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I'm off my game, and I don't know
how to get back on it.
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Captioning sponsored by
20th century fox
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And
toyota. Moving forward.
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There.
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You no longer confuse me
with your she-male looks.
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I'm going to donate this to the
victims of hurricane katrina.
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They can use it to plug the
holes in their trailers.
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Sue.
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Please tell me how you
managed to pull off
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Getting reinstated. Well, william,
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I realized back in my condo in boca
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That I had indeed behaved poorly.
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Riddled with remorse,
I arranged a dinner
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So figgins and I could have a
little professional sit-down.
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Sue, there's no way I'm letting
you back into that school.
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Mind flagging down that waiter?
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We had a very frank and
healing discussion.
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And you know what, will?
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It was like he was seeing
me and my moral integrity
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For the very first time.
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So here's what's going to happen.
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As of right now, I am reinstated.
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Or I will tell your wife
and the entire congregation
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Of the cornerstone bible way church
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Of our sexual congress.
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It's your choice.
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Smile.
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Okay, look, sue, if you're back,
let's bury the hatchet.
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I won't be burying any
hatchets, william,
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Unless I happen to get a
clear shot to your groin.
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You humiliated me.
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You did this to yourself, sue.
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All I did was enjoy
watching it happen.
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Yeah, well, enjoy this, william.
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Now that I am back and
my position is secured,
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I will not stop
until you are fired,
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And your little glee club is
annihilated into oblivion.
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Bring it.
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Oh, I will bring it, william.
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You know what else I'm gonna bring?
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I'm going to bring some asian
cookery to rub your head with.
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'cause right now you got
enough product in your hair
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To season a wok.
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Hello.
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Hello? All : Hello.
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What do you guys say when
you answer the phone?
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What up?
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Who this be?
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No, she's dead. This is her son.
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O-kay...
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Alexander graham bell,
inventor of the telephone,
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Liked to say "ahoy,
ahoy" when he answered the phone.
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It was edison who
decided that "hello"
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Was a more appropriate greeting.
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Look, I am really proud of what
you guys did at sectionals,
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But as most of you
have realized by now,
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It hasn't made a bit of difference
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In your day-to-day at school.
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I have a slushe
e-stained training bra to prove it.
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The fact is, we're gonna
have to be better,
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Even more spectacular,
at regionals.
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It's time for some reinvention,
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Some new new directions.
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We need a new...
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Hello.
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Here's your assignment
for the week.
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Come up with a fresh number,
but it has to have "hello"
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In the song title, all right?
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Hi.
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Hi.
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This is kind of weird, isn't it?
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Yes.
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I mean, here we are.
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We've been in this exact
situation a hundred times.
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Only this time, I could just
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Lean over and kiss
you if I want to.
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And I want to.
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No, hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
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I'm sorry. Um...
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I just need to clean up first,
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So I'll be right back.
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Just hold on. No, no, no, no.
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Hey, emma,
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I don't care. We've kissed before.
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Yeah, but you caught me by
surprise sneak attack that time.
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It was like a...
A pearly white harbor.
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I'm sorry, this is a completely
unattractive quality.
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You are adorable.
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You're right, too.
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We need to clean up a little
before we charge forward.
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Get the monkeys off our backs.
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Let's do this right.
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We should go on a date.
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Okay. Get to know
each other as these...
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New people,
not tied down by anyone.
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My place.
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I'll cook.
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I didn't know you could cook.
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There are so many things
you don't know about me.
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And I can't wait to
introduce them all to you.
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I'll see you later.
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You two should be wetting
yourselves with shame.
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Glee club won sectionals,
and you did nothing to stop it.
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If you were samurai,
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And my letter opener
were sharp enough,
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I would ask you both right now
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To commit seppuku.
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In japanese, this means
ritual belly-slitting.
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We were seduced by the glitz
and glamour of show biz.
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Let me drop some knowledge on you.
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Ever since quinn
fabray got knocked up,
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I've been in the market for
a new head cheerleader.
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If you want the job and
back in my good graces,
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You're gonna have to turn around
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And listen up.
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You're familiar with a little
glee clubber named rachel berry?
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Rachel's the kind of girl
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Who wants things too badly.
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And what she really wants
is one Finn hudson.
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I want you to go after him.
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She'll go crazy.
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She won't be able to
stand your dating him.
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Humiliated, shamed,
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She'll have no choice
but to leave the group.
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And without her,
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Schuester won't make
it to regionals.
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I know it's been hard on you
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Since the baby drama.
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Trust me, I get it, and it sucks.
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You seem to be handling it fine.
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Well, it's because I realized that
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I had to find this new
person inside of me,
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The one that was okay
with what happened.
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I just feel so bad about myself.
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Finn, that guy who made
all those bad choices,
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Who ignored the signs, he's gone.
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This new, more experienced,
more interesting guy is here.
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And I brought you here
to introduce you to him.
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Help you move forward.
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Oh, you mean like,
meeting other girls?
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Because I think I'm dating rachel.
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At least she sure thinks I am.
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No, it's not about
meeting someone else.
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It's about being
okay just being you.
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Come on, you're a rock star, Finn.
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You're like jagger, morrison.
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Yeah, yeah, I like that.
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Good. I want you to meet
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The new and improved Finn hudson
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By singing about it.
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Oh, that's why the band's here.
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Yeah. Pick a song,
and they're ready to back you up.
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Well, I like what you said
about me being like morrison.
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And the doors have a "hello" song.
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So maybe I could find myself
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And do my glee assignment
at the same time.
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All right, man, go to work.
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And that, fellow glee clubbers,
is how we say hello.
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Mr. Schuester,
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I'd like to run some of
my "hello" ideas by you.
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You're a really good dancer.
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Thanks, but my feet
weren't really moving.
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That was the best part.
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Oh.
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Brit and I were wondering
if you wanted to go out.
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On a... Date?
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With which one of you?
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- With both of us.
- With both of us.
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Breadstix, 8:00.
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Table for three?
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Cool.
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What did they want?
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Oh, nothing.
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Just the time.
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I know being my boyfriend
is a challenge.
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I'm not quinn.
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I don't look like her.
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I'm not popular,
and my personality,
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Though exciting and
full of surprises,
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Isn't exactly lo
w-maintenance, but...
259
00:13:07,801 --> 00:13:09,802
I'll always be honest with you.
260
00:13:09,870 --> 00:13:11,170
Painfully so.
261
00:13:11,238 --> 00:13:12,705
And all I ask in return
262
00:13:12,773 --> 00:13:14,307
Is that you're just honest with me.
263
00:13:17,444 --> 00:13:19,245
I don't think I want
to be your boyfriend.
264
00:13:22,115 --> 00:13:23,850
What?
265
00:13:23,917 --> 00:13:25,818
Look, rachel,
you're really awesome,
266
00:13:25,886 --> 00:13:28,421
But I think I need to connect
with my inner rock star
267
00:13:28,489 --> 00:13:29,922
Before I can fully
commit to one woman.
268
00:13:31,592 --> 00:13:33,192
I need to find out who I am now.
269
00:13:36,029 --> 00:13:38,197
I'll tell you who you are.
270
00:13:38,265 --> 00:13:40,233
You're a scared little boy.
271
00:13:40,300 --> 00:13:41,868
You're afraid of dating me
272
00:13:41,935 --> 00:13:43,603
Because you think it might
hurt your reputation--
273
00:13:43,670 --> 00:13:45,571
Though, which you'd never admit it,
274
00:13:45,639 --> 00:13:46,806
Is very important to you.
275
00:13:46,874 --> 00:13:48,207
You hate what quinn did to you,
276
00:13:48,275 --> 00:13:49,308
Not just because it hurt,
277
00:13:49,376 --> 00:13:50,243
But because it was so humiliating.
278
00:13:50,310 --> 00:13:51,611
You're freaking me out.
279
00:13:51,678 --> 00:13:52,979
It's like you're inside
my head right now.
280
00:13:53,046 --> 00:13:55,047
I just see you for who you are.
281
00:13:55,115 --> 00:13:57,917
Unlike you, who can only
see me as this silly girl
282
00:13:57,985 --> 00:13:59,585
Who made a fool out of herself
283
00:13:59,653 --> 00:14:01,387
In her first glee club rehearsal.
284
00:14:01,455 --> 00:14:03,556
And that's where you lose, Finn.
285
00:14:03,624 --> 00:14:05,591
Because, if you take
a second look at me,
286
00:14:05,659 --> 00:14:09,262
You'd realize that I'm the
only person in your life
287
00:14:09,329 --> 00:14:14,233
Who knows you and accepts you
for who you are, no matter what.
288
00:14:20,707 --> 00:14:22,675
Well, obviously,
hawaiian pizza's the best
289
00:14:22,743 --> 00:14:24,510
Because it's got ham and
pineapple on it, right?
290
00:14:24,578 --> 00:14:25,945
True. Mm-hmm.
291
00:14:26,013 --> 00:14:28,281
So, it's better than most
pizzas because it has...
292
00:14:28,348 --> 00:14:30,550
All right, guys,
you got to get moving
293
00:14:30,617 --> 00:14:32,118
On those "hello" numbers.
294
00:14:32,185 --> 00:14:33,986
Who has got something to show us?
295
00:14:34,054 --> 00:14:34,987
Volunteers?
296
00:14:36,390 --> 00:14:39,258
Mr. Schuester,
I think I found a song
297
00:14:39,326 --> 00:14:41,394
That sums up my feelings perfectly.
298
00:14:41,461 --> 00:14:42,828
Fantastic, rachel.
299
00:14:42,896 --> 00:14:44,697
Show us what you got.
300
00:17:00,901 --> 00:17:02,735
Guys, guys, guys.
301
00:17:02,803 --> 00:17:04,303
I don't want to be a buzz-kill,
302
00:17:04,371 --> 00:17:07,106
But the assignment was "hello."
303
00:17:07,174 --> 00:17:10,543
I'm sorry. I was just focusing
on the first syllable.
304
00:17:10,610 --> 00:17:12,278
You know what?
305
00:17:12,345 --> 00:17:13,546
I don't think you guys understand
306
00:17:13,613 --> 00:17:15,347
The seriousness of
what we're up against.
307
00:17:15,415 --> 00:17:17,283
While we were busy
winning our sectional,
308
00:17:17,350 --> 00:17:19,785
Vocal adrenaline was
busy winning theirs.
309
00:17:19,853 --> 00:17:21,854
They're last year's
national champions.
310
00:17:21,922 --> 00:17:24,690
They haven't lost a
competition in three years.
311
00:17:24,758 --> 00:17:28,494
This is the big leagues, guys.
312
00:17:28,562 --> 00:17:32,465
If we don't place at regionals,
glee club is over.
313
00:17:56,189 --> 00:17:58,090
Lionel richie, huh?
314
00:17:59,292 --> 00:18:00,860
One of my favorites.
315
00:18:00,927 --> 00:18:03,295
Oh, my god,
you're jessie st. James.
316
00:18:03,363 --> 00:18:04,797
You're in vocal adrenaline.
317
00:18:04,865 --> 00:18:06,165
And you're rachel berry.
318
00:18:06,233 --> 00:18:08,734
I saw you perform at sectionals.
319
00:18:08,802 --> 00:18:11,704
Your rendition of "don't rain
on my parade" was flawed.
320
00:18:11,772 --> 00:18:13,506
You totally lacked
barbra's emotional depth.
321
00:18:15,008 --> 00:18:17,209
But you're talented.
322
00:18:17,277 --> 00:18:19,578
This is one of my favorite haunts.
323
00:18:19,646 --> 00:18:22,548
I like to come and flip through
the celebrity biographies.
324
00:18:22,616 --> 00:18:24,717
Pick up some lifestyle tips.
325
00:18:24,785 --> 00:18:28,320
I'm a senior now, so this
year's kind of my victory lap.
326
00:18:28,388 --> 00:18:30,222
Snagging a fourth consecutive
national championship
327
00:18:30,290 --> 00:18:31,657
Would just be gravy.
328
00:18:31,725 --> 00:18:34,794
I'm getting out of ohio soon.
329
00:18:34,861 --> 00:18:36,529
I've got a full ride
to a little school
330
00:18:36,596 --> 00:18:38,964
Called the university of
california los angeles.
331
00:18:39,032 --> 00:18:40,766
Maybe you've heard of it.
332
00:18:40,834 --> 00:18:42,201
It's in los angeles.
333
00:18:46,673 --> 00:18:48,741
What do you say we
take it for a spin?
334
00:18:48,809 --> 00:18:51,310
Here?
335
00:18:51,378 --> 00:18:52,912
Oh, no, I-I-I'm kind of nervous.
336
00:18:54,347 --> 00:18:56,949
I remember when I
used to get nervous.
337
00:18:57,017 --> 00:18:59,185
Come on. I do this all the time.
338
00:18:59,252 --> 00:19:01,420
I like to give impromptu
concerts for the homeless.
339
00:19:01,488 --> 00:19:03,656
It's so important to give back.
340
00:21:37,544 --> 00:21:39,311
We should do this more often.
341
00:21:40,435 --> 00:21:41,765
How's friday night?
342
00:21:47,846 --> 00:21:49,046
Excuse me.
343
00:21:50,415 --> 00:21:51,983
We'd like to send these back.
344
00:21:52,050 --> 00:21:53,584
But you ate all of it.
345
00:21:53,652 --> 00:21:56,020
Look, I'm pretty sure you
have to do what we say.
346
00:21:56,088 --> 00:21:57,054
And this food
347
00:21:57,122 --> 00:21:58,623
Was not satisfactory.
348
00:21:58,690 --> 00:22:00,158
There was a mouse in mine.
349
00:22:00,225 --> 00:22:02,126
So, we'd like more, please.
350
00:22:05,430 --> 00:22:07,532
All right, hottest
guys in the school.
351
00:22:07,599 --> 00:22:08,633
Go.
352
00:22:08,700 --> 00:22:11,169
Okay, um, puck's super-fine.
353
00:22:11,236 --> 00:22:12,670
Mm-hmm. Finn's cute, too.
354
00:22:12,738 --> 00:22:14,505
Yeah, but he's not hot, though.
355
00:22:14,573 --> 00:22:15,740
He really isn't.
356
00:22:15,808 --> 00:22:17,108
And you know what, brit?
357
00:22:17,176 --> 00:22:18,609
I think that dwarf
girlfriend of his
358
00:22:18,677 --> 00:22:19,944
Is dragging down his rep.
359
00:22:20,012 --> 00:22:21,179
I mean, if he were dating,
360
00:22:21,246 --> 00:22:23,981
Say, popular pretty girls like us,
361
00:22:24,049 --> 00:22:25,716
He would go from dumpy to smokin'.
362
00:22:25,784 --> 00:22:26,684
Hello?
363
00:22:26,752 --> 00:22:28,386
Hey, I'm right here.
364
00:22:28,453 --> 00:22:29,954
Would you guys mind,
365
00:22:30,022 --> 00:22:31,823
Like, including me in
your conversations?
366
00:22:31,890 --> 00:22:33,257
I'll just give you an introduction
367
00:22:33,325 --> 00:22:34,659
Into the way that we work.
368
00:22:34,726 --> 00:22:37,461
You buy us dinner and we
make out in front of you.
369
00:22:37,529 --> 00:22:38,896
It's like the best deal ever.
370
00:22:38,964 --> 00:22:40,898
Did you see what rachel
was wearing today?
371
00:22:40,966 --> 00:22:42,366
I know.
372
00:22:42,434 --> 00:22:43,467
She looked like pippi longstocking,
373
00:22:43,535 --> 00:22:45,403
But, like, israeli.
374
00:22:45,470 --> 00:22:46,938
Those sweaters make
her look homeschooled.
375
00:22:48,407 --> 00:22:49,607
Hey, guys, come on.
Don't make fun of rachel.
376
00:22:49,675 --> 00:22:51,676
She's... She's kind of cool.
377
00:22:51,743 --> 00:22:53,477
Finn, that's mean.
378
00:22:53,545 --> 00:22:54,812
You know what,
actually? Would you mind
379
00:22:54,880 --> 00:22:55,947
Waiting in the car?
380
00:22:57,216 --> 00:22:58,316
And leave your credit card.
381
00:23:02,221 --> 00:23:05,323
Did you know that dolphins
are just gay sharks?
382
00:23:06,758 --> 00:23:08,593
Yeah.
383
00:23:16,501 --> 00:23:20,304
Neil diamond:
384
00:23:49,234 --> 00:23:51,702
This is the perfect song for us.
385
00:23:51,770 --> 00:23:53,337
See, he's known this
girl for so long,
386
00:23:53,405 --> 00:23:54,705
But they've just been friends,
387
00:23:54,773 --> 00:23:59,410
And now he's calling her up
to tell her he wants more.
388
00:24:00,512 --> 00:24:02,580
I was sort of inspired
389
00:24:02,648 --> 00:24:05,049
By my "hello" assignment
with the kids.
390
00:24:05,117 --> 00:24:06,217
Well, I love it.
391
00:24:06,285 --> 00:24:07,218
Yeah? I love it.
392
00:24:07,286 --> 00:24:09,887
You do?
393
00:24:09,955 --> 00:24:11,122
Oh...
394
00:24:11,189 --> 00:24:13,858
I don't know why, but...
395
00:24:13,926 --> 00:24:16,961
I always had a soft
spot for this song.
396
00:24:43,989 --> 00:24:45,456
Too much too fast.
Too much too fast.
397
00:24:45,524 --> 00:24:46,958
You smell great,
your teeth are clean...
398
00:24:47,025 --> 00:24:49,193
You're very sweet.
It's not that. I'm...
399
00:24:49,261 --> 00:24:53,197
I just haven't been, uh... Intimate
400
00:24:53,265 --> 00:24:56,734
In a very, very long time.
401
00:24:57,903 --> 00:25:00,104
How long?
402
00:25:02,641 --> 00:25:04,608
Ever.
403
00:25:08,046 --> 00:25:12,350
I just haven't found
the right person.
404
00:25:12,417 --> 00:25:14,618
You know, someone
who won't reject me
405
00:25:14,686 --> 00:25:18,689
When things get really hard
with my, um, with my problems.
406
00:25:20,792 --> 00:25:22,760
It-it's cool.
407
00:25:22,828 --> 00:25:24,295
It's not.
408
00:25:24,363 --> 00:25:25,930
It's not cool. I can tell.
409
00:25:25,998 --> 00:25:27,231
No, no, no.
410
00:25:27,299 --> 00:25:28,566
Emma...
411
00:25:30,302 --> 00:25:31,569
I understand.
412
00:25:33,338 --> 00:25:35,973
I'll pop in a movie.
413
00:25:36,041 --> 00:25:38,376
Do we have to watch
armageddon again?
414
00:25:38,443 --> 00:25:41,579
Uh, it's that or bad boys.
415
00:25:41,646 --> 00:25:43,681
They're the only dvds
that Terri left behind.
416
00:25:43,749 --> 00:25:46,217
She liked to have bruckheimer
night every other week.
417
00:25:46,284 --> 00:25:48,119
Okay, okay.
418
00:25:55,093 --> 00:25:57,595
Hey, rach, can we talk?
419
00:25:57,662 --> 00:26:00,264
Look, I want to apologize.
420
00:26:00,332 --> 00:26:02,466
I realized I don't want
to date other girls.
421
00:26:02,534 --> 00:26:03,667
Only you.
422
00:26:03,735 --> 00:26:05,002
You do talk too much,
423
00:26:05,070 --> 00:26:07,204
And usually you're just
talking about yourself,
424
00:26:07,272 --> 00:26:09,840
But at least I don't feel
alone when I'm with you.
425
00:26:09,908 --> 00:26:11,709
I'm glad you've come
to that realization,
426
00:26:11,777 --> 00:26:12,777
But you're too late.
427
00:26:12,844 --> 00:26:14,045
I've met someone else--
428
00:26:14,112 --> 00:26:16,947
A boy who's finally worthy
of my talent and love.
429
00:26:17,015 --> 00:26:18,983
Whoa, whoa, wait.
430
00:26:19,051 --> 00:26:20,317
Do I know him?
431
00:26:20,385 --> 00:26:21,952
Is he, is he bigger than me?
432
00:26:22,020 --> 00:26:24,288
Oh, he doesn't go to this school,
and he's a senior.
433
00:26:24,356 --> 00:26:26,123
His name is jessie, and he's the
male lead in vocal adrenaline.
434
00:26:26,191 --> 00:26:28,426
We're both aware that our rome
o-and-juliet romance
435
00:26:28,493 --> 00:26:30,461
Will be a challenge,
but our deep respect
436
00:26:30,529 --> 00:26:32,196
For each other's talent
will carry us through.
437
00:26:32,264 --> 00:26:33,798
Rachel, don't you think
that's kind of suspicious?
438
00:26:33,865 --> 00:26:35,266
We make it to
regionals and suddenly
439
00:26:35,333 --> 00:26:37,368
The top guy in our main
competition picks you up?
440
00:26:37,436 --> 00:26:39,003
I know it's hard to believe
that anyone would like me
441
00:26:39,071 --> 00:26:40,871
Without an ulterior motive,
but you have to respect
442
00:26:40,939 --> 00:26:42,907
That our love is real.
443
00:26:42,974 --> 00:26:44,575
Move on, Finn.
444
00:26:44,643 --> 00:26:46,177
I finally have.
445
00:26:52,384 --> 00:26:56,854
Mr. Shue... We have a problem.
446
00:27:01,458 --> 00:27:03,526
Finn didn't fall for
any of our tricks.
447
00:27:03,594 --> 00:27:05,428
Such as? I didn't wear a bra,
448
00:27:05,496 --> 00:27:09,332
And I had them turn up
the air conditioning.
449
00:27:09,400 --> 00:27:12,268
Ladies, I misjudged you.
450
00:27:12,336 --> 00:27:15,071
You may be two of the stupidest
teens I've ever encountered.
451
00:27:15,139 --> 00:27:16,739
And that's saying something.
452
00:27:16,807 --> 00:27:19,575
I once taught a cheerleading
seminar to a young sarah palin.
453
00:27:19,643 --> 00:27:21,244
Wait, we did find out
454
00:27:21,311 --> 00:27:23,513
Rachel's with some dude
from vocal adrenaline.
455
00:27:23,580 --> 00:27:25,214
Name?
456
00:27:25,282 --> 00:27:26,783
Jessie st. James.
457
00:27:26,850 --> 00:27:31,387
Ooh, bringing down this club
may be easier than I thought.
458
00:27:31,455 --> 00:27:34,657
I'm engorged with
venom and triumph.
459
00:27:35,959 --> 00:27:38,928
Now get the hell out of my office.
460
00:28:27,811 --> 00:28:29,746
Stop please. Dear god, just stop.
461
00:28:30,948 --> 00:28:32,048
Seriously, guys,
462
00:28:32,116 --> 00:28:34,183
It's like watching beige paint dry.
463
00:28:34,251 --> 00:28:35,218
Could everyone please
look at jessie?
464
00:28:36,386 --> 00:28:37,687
Jessie, give us a show face.
465
00:28:38,989 --> 00:28:40,189
That's a show face, guys.
466
00:28:40,257 --> 00:28:41,991
You want to look so talented,
467
00:28:42,059 --> 00:28:43,593
It's literally hurting you.
468
00:28:43,660 --> 00:28:45,128
I want a look that's so optimistic,
469
00:28:45,195 --> 00:28:46,229
It could cure cancer.
470
00:28:48,432 --> 00:28:49,632
That's what I'm talking about.
471
00:28:49,700 --> 00:28:51,067
Take five, everybody.
Drink a red bull.
472
00:28:54,838 --> 00:28:56,439
Excuse me, ms. Corcoran?
473
00:28:56,507 --> 00:28:57,640
Hi, I'm will schuester.
474
00:28:57,708 --> 00:28:59,475
Sorry, I don't know who you are.
475
00:28:59,543 --> 00:29:02,378
I'm a big fan, really.
476
00:29:02,446 --> 00:29:03,946
I also coach the
mckinley glee club.
477
00:29:04,014 --> 00:29:05,414
I don't usually cotton too well
478
00:29:05,482 --> 00:29:07,550
To my competition sneaking
in to watch a rehearsal.
479
00:29:07,618 --> 00:29:10,620
But I also have trouble seeing
you guys as competition.
480
00:29:10,687 --> 00:29:14,157
I believe you have a student
named jessie st. James?
481
00:29:14,224 --> 00:29:16,692
Yeah, I think he might be
dating one of my students.
482
00:29:16,760 --> 00:29:18,528
I'm more than a little concerned
483
00:29:18,595 --> 00:29:20,663
With the whole fraternizing
with the enemy aspect
484
00:29:20,731 --> 00:29:22,198
Of their relationship.
485
00:29:22,266 --> 00:29:23,432
You think we're spying on you?
486
00:29:23,500 --> 00:29:25,368
Honestly?
487
00:29:25,435 --> 00:29:26,569
Yes.
488
00:29:26,637 --> 00:29:28,738
Noted.
489
00:29:28,806 --> 00:29:30,072
Look, I don't stand
490
00:29:30,140 --> 00:29:32,141
For any funny business,
and jessie's a good kid.
491
00:29:32,209 --> 00:29:33,376
I mean, what can you do?
492
00:29:33,443 --> 00:29:37,446
The heart wants what
the heart wants.
493
00:29:37,514 --> 00:29:40,249
Sometimes there's
that little spark.
494
00:29:48,192 --> 00:29:50,092
I'm not interested in coaching
495
00:29:50,160 --> 00:29:52,028
Just your average
high school glee club.
496
00:29:52,095 --> 00:29:53,196
I'm driven to excellence.
497
00:29:53,263 --> 00:29:54,564
Yeah, excellence.
498
00:29:54,631 --> 00:29:56,666
A lot of people thought I
couldn't take nationals
499
00:29:56,733 --> 00:29:59,702
With a routine where the kids
dance entirely on their hands.
500
00:30:01,872 --> 00:30:04,340
Okay... I'm sorry.
501
00:30:05,475 --> 00:30:06,442
We have to stop.
502
00:30:06,510 --> 00:30:07,343
I...
503
00:30:08,512 --> 00:30:11,280
I just can't do this.
504
00:30:11,348 --> 00:30:12,715
Aw, I'm sorry.
505
00:30:12,783 --> 00:30:14,150
I'm all business;
I'm trying to work on that.
506
00:30:14,218 --> 00:30:16,419
No, it isn't that.
507
00:30:16,486 --> 00:30:17,386
Are you gay?
508
00:30:17,454 --> 00:30:19,055
What?
509
00:30:19,122 --> 00:30:20,256
No.
510
00:30:20,324 --> 00:30:21,190
Because most of the
show choir directors
511
00:30:21,258 --> 00:30:22,725
I make out with are gay.
512
00:30:26,797 --> 00:30:28,731
I spend every waking moment
513
00:30:28,799 --> 00:30:30,733
Thinking about vocal adrenaline.
514
00:30:30,801 --> 00:30:32,034
I have no life.
515
00:30:32,102 --> 00:30:33,870
I haven't been on a
date in three years.
516
00:30:33,937 --> 00:30:35,104
Here you go.
517
00:30:35,172 --> 00:30:36,172
Thanks.
518
00:30:36,240 --> 00:30:38,774
I did lie to you earlier.
519
00:30:38,842 --> 00:30:39,876
I do know who you are.
520
00:30:39,943 --> 00:30:42,178
I saw you at our fall invitational.
521
00:30:42,246 --> 00:30:43,446
I thought you were really cute.
522
00:30:45,415 --> 00:30:48,718
You know, I know what you mean-
about being obsessed with work.
523
00:30:48,785 --> 00:30:50,453
I'm so committed to the glee club,
524
00:30:50,520 --> 00:30:53,456
And I think it played a big
part in ending my marriage.
525
00:30:53,523 --> 00:30:55,758
How long have you been divorced?
526
00:30:55,826 --> 00:31:00,630
Um... Well, I'm not
really divorced yet.
527
00:31:00,697 --> 00:31:02,098
And then I-I started dating
528
00:31:02,165 --> 00:31:04,467
Someone I-I really care about,
529
00:31:04,534 --> 00:31:06,068
But it isn't working
for some reason.
530
00:31:06,136 --> 00:31:08,537
Oh, you're already
seeing someone else
531
00:31:08,605 --> 00:31:10,139
And you were just
making out with me.
532
00:31:10,207 --> 00:31:12,942
I'm kind of a mess.
533
00:31:13,010 --> 00:31:14,810
Look, I don't want to tell
you how to live your life...
534
00:31:14,878 --> 00:31:16,846
Please, be my guest.
535
00:31:16,914 --> 00:31:18,648
I think you need to take some time
536
00:31:18,715 --> 00:31:20,917
To reintroduce
yourself to yourself.
537
00:31:20,984 --> 00:31:22,218
You just finished being
somebody's husband,
538
00:31:22,286 --> 00:31:24,353
And that didn't really work out.
539
00:31:24,421 --> 00:31:25,855
And now you're running off to be
540
00:31:25,923 --> 00:31:27,423
Somebody's boyfriend?
541
00:31:27,491 --> 00:31:29,558
Seems to me you need to
take a little breather.
542
00:31:29,626 --> 00:31:31,494
Look,
543
00:31:31,561 --> 00:31:34,697
That hair, that dimple,
544
00:31:34,765 --> 00:31:38,000
That Terrible clunker you drive--
545
00:31:38,068 --> 00:31:40,569
I think you're about the
cutest thing I've ever seen.
546
00:31:40,637 --> 00:31:42,438
Here's my number.
547
00:31:42,506 --> 00:31:46,108
When you get things sorted out,
give me a call.
548
00:31:46,176 --> 00:31:47,276
Thank you for the coffee.
549
00:31:47,344 --> 00:31:51,480
And the making out-- kind of hot.
550
00:32:01,625 --> 00:32:02,858
Hey, guys.
551
00:32:02,926 --> 00:32:04,293
Cut the butter, benedict arnold.
552
00:32:05,495 --> 00:32:06,796
We heard about your new boyfriend.
553
00:32:06,863 --> 00:32:08,130
Look, rachel,
554
00:32:08,198 --> 00:32:09,398
We're all happy that you're happy,
555
00:32:09,466 --> 00:32:11,000
But we've worked too
hard in glee club
556
00:32:11,068 --> 00:32:13,035
To let you throw it all
away on a relationship
557
00:32:13,103 --> 00:32:14,303
That might not even be real.
558
00:32:14,371 --> 00:32:16,372
Why, 'cause he's in
vocal adrenaline?
559
00:32:16,440 --> 00:32:19,141
Their motto is "
aut neca aut necatus eris."
560
00:32:19,209 --> 00:32:21,944
Which loosely translates to "
murder or be murdered."
561
00:32:22,012 --> 00:32:24,013
They give their dancers
human growth hormone.
562
00:32:24,081 --> 00:32:25,181
Look, we're not saying
563
00:32:25,248 --> 00:32:26,649
The dude is playing you.
He's playing you.
564
00:32:26,717 --> 00:32:29,151
We just think that until
regionals are over,
565
00:32:29,219 --> 00:32:31,887
We can't risk the
possibility that he is.
566
00:32:31,955 --> 00:32:33,089
None of us want to go through
567
00:32:33,156 --> 00:32:34,423
What happened at sectionals again.
568
00:32:34,491 --> 00:32:38,627
Okay, look, jessie and I
might not be true love,
569
00:32:38,695 --> 00:32:39,929
But what if we are?
570
00:32:39,997 --> 00:32:42,732
I know who I am.
571
00:32:42,799 --> 00:32:45,735
And how many chances at
this am I going to get?
572
00:32:45,802 --> 00:32:49,238
If you don't break up with him,
you're out.
573
00:32:49,306 --> 00:32:51,374
You can't kick me out!
574
00:32:51,441 --> 00:32:53,576
But we can all quit if mr.
Shue doesn't.
575
00:32:53,643 --> 00:32:56,612
Well, good luck winning without me.
576
00:32:56,680 --> 00:32:59,382
Everyone is replaceable, even you.
577
00:32:59,449 --> 00:33:01,150
How could you do this to me?
578
00:33:01,218 --> 00:33:03,319
How could you do this to us?
579
00:33:03,387 --> 00:33:05,321
We're a team, and
580
00:33:05,389 --> 00:33:07,156
All you've ever wanted
was for us to be great,
581
00:33:07,224 --> 00:33:09,158
And be a part of something special.
582
00:33:09,226 --> 00:33:11,360
Now is that still true or not?
583
00:33:20,181 --> 00:33:22,349
You wanted to see me,
coach sylvester?
584
00:33:22,417 --> 00:33:23,984
I did, rachel.
585
00:33:24,052 --> 00:33:25,386
I want to introduce you
586
00:33:25,453 --> 00:33:27,888
To the mckinley
high old maids club.
587
00:33:35,297 --> 00:33:35,930
Have a seat,
588
00:33:35,997 --> 00:33:37,097
Boy hips.
589
00:33:40,535 --> 00:33:42,536
I don't understand.
590
00:33:42,604 --> 00:33:44,371
Well, rachel,
it's come to my attention
591
00:33:44,439 --> 00:33:46,206
That you've been given
the old heave-ho
592
00:33:46,274 --> 00:33:48,409
By that Terribly
uncoordinated Finn hudson.
593
00:33:48,476 --> 00:33:50,177
Ouch. And I also understand
594
00:33:50,245 --> 00:33:52,579
You have a serious suitor
in the form a piping hot
595
00:33:52,647 --> 00:33:53,814
Hunkwad from another district,
596
00:33:53,882 --> 00:33:55,249
But that your fellow
597
00:33:55,317 --> 00:33:57,751
Glee clubbers are so
incensed with betrayal,
598
00:33:57,819 --> 00:34:00,654
They barely have time
to apply freeze off
599
00:34:00,722 --> 00:34:02,690
To the clusters of warts
between their knuckles.
600
00:34:02,757 --> 00:34:04,625
How did you know that?
601
00:34:04,693 --> 00:34:06,360
Brit and I told
everybody in glee club
602
00:34:06,428 --> 00:34:07,561
About jessie st. James.
603
00:34:07,629 --> 00:34:09,029
They're furious.
604
00:34:09,097 --> 00:34:10,798
If rachel falls for him,
the club will self-destruct.
605
00:34:10,865 --> 00:34:12,132
Outstanding. On to step two.
606
00:34:12,200 --> 00:34:14,101
Round up a bunch of mustach
e-sporting teenage girls
607
00:34:14,169 --> 00:34:15,469
With glandular conditions.
608
00:34:15,537 --> 00:34:16,770
Anything else?
609
00:34:16,838 --> 00:34:18,739
Sometimes I forget my middle name.
610
00:34:18,807 --> 00:34:20,808
I know how torn you must be, berry.
611
00:34:20,875 --> 00:34:22,509
My freshman year,
612
00:34:22,577 --> 00:34:24,878
I fell for a boy on an
opposing wrestling squad,
613
00:34:24,946 --> 00:34:26,580
But my team wouldn't go for it.
614
00:34:26,648 --> 00:34:29,650
So, the next time I
stepped onto the mat,
615
00:34:29,718 --> 00:34:31,151
I pinned him so hard,
it ruptured his scrotum,
616
00:34:31,219 --> 00:34:32,419
Ending his run for
617
00:34:32,487 --> 00:34:33,587
The state championship
618
00:34:33,655 --> 00:34:34,955
And my run for his heart.
619
00:34:35,023 --> 00:34:36,557
To my team,
620
00:34:36,624 --> 00:34:38,792
I was a legend.
621
00:34:38,860 --> 00:34:41,028
But I relished this
victory in solitude.
622
00:34:41,096 --> 00:34:42,730
Now,
623
00:34:42,797 --> 00:34:44,064
I spend my Friday nights
624
00:34:44,132 --> 00:34:45,299
Making out with my cat
625
00:34:45,367 --> 00:34:46,367
And watching ghost
whisperer.
626
00:34:46,434 --> 00:34:47,568
Well, rachel,
627
00:34:47,635 --> 00:34:48,802
If I weren't ignoring
628
00:34:48,870 --> 00:34:50,204
What these ladies were saying
629
00:34:50,271 --> 00:34:52,573
Out of an overwhelming
sense of deep repulsion,
630
00:34:52,640 --> 00:34:54,508
I would probably hear
them encouraging you
631
00:34:54,576 --> 00:34:56,977
To go for it with
your carmel high beau.
632
00:34:57,045 --> 00:34:59,380
Or you might end up like
633
00:34:59,447 --> 00:35:01,348
Dottie here, who,
although her father offered
634
00:35:01,416 --> 00:35:03,751
A sizeable dowry,
which included livestock,
635
00:35:03,818 --> 00:35:06,053
Still couldn't get a
date to homecoming.
636
00:35:06,121 --> 00:35:07,554
No homecoming?
637
00:35:07,622 --> 00:35:10,357
No valentines, no sock hop.
638
00:35:10,425 --> 00:35:13,761
Rachel, you need to become
even more narcissistic
639
00:35:13,828 --> 00:35:15,462
And self-centered
than you already are.
640
00:35:15,530 --> 00:35:18,632
Think of yourself-
your potential happiness.
641
00:35:18,700 --> 00:35:20,768
If not,
642
00:35:20,835 --> 00:35:22,703
Join the club.
643
00:35:35,617 --> 00:35:37,217
Beautiful table.
644
00:35:37,285 --> 00:35:38,819
Meticulous, really.
645
00:35:40,255 --> 00:35:42,423
I guess being crazy
has its benefits.
646
00:35:43,625 --> 00:35:45,859
It's date night.
647
00:35:47,128 --> 00:35:48,395
Actually, it was tomorrow,
648
00:35:48,463 --> 00:35:50,297
But will wanted tonight,
so, I'm surprising him.
649
00:35:50,365 --> 00:35:51,598
And I know
650
00:35:51,666 --> 00:35:53,400
He keeps a key under the mat.
651
00:35:53,468 --> 00:35:56,003
You're really loving this,
aren't you?
652
00:35:56,071 --> 00:35:58,839
I take no pleasure
in your pain, Terri.
653
00:35:58,907 --> 00:36:00,207
But I am enjoying
654
00:36:00,275 --> 00:36:02,176
Seeing will get a second
chance at happiness, yes.
655
00:36:02,243 --> 00:36:03,777
Oh, and you're the
one to introduce him
656
00:36:03,845 --> 00:36:05,145
To this magical new world of bliss?
657
00:36:05,213 --> 00:36:06,280
What, you with your thre
e-times-a-day showers
658
00:36:06,347 --> 00:36:07,681
And the fact that you can't sleep
659
00:36:07,749 --> 00:36:09,216
Unless your shoes are all in a row?
660
00:36:09,284 --> 00:36:11,151
Is there a reason that you're here?
661
00:36:11,219 --> 00:36:13,687
'cause I'd kind of like you to
be gone when will gets home.
662
00:36:15,990 --> 00:36:19,193
I just need to pick up the
rest of my bruckheimer dvds.
663
00:36:30,071 --> 00:36:32,106
Whose is this?
664
00:36:32,173 --> 00:36:33,674
That's mine.
665
00:36:33,741 --> 00:36:35,409
I got really tired of watching con
air every night.
666
00:36:35,477 --> 00:36:37,311
And will picked
"hello" as our song.
667
00:36:37,378 --> 00:36:39,480
Oh, you poor girl.
668
00:36:41,816 --> 00:36:43,750
Don't bother sleeping
with my husband tonight.
669
00:36:43,818 --> 00:36:44,985
You're already screwed.
670
00:36:45,053 --> 00:36:46,520
"hello" was our prom song.
671
00:36:48,256 --> 00:36:49,690
I mean, I doubt will remembers.
672
00:36:49,757 --> 00:36:52,893
He goes to the market for milk,
comes home with a pack of gum.
673
00:36:52,961 --> 00:36:54,795
You're lying.
674
00:36:57,899 --> 00:36:59,967
Ask him.
675
00:37:00,034 --> 00:37:03,203
Or better yet, go to the library
676
00:37:03,271 --> 00:37:06,440
And look it up for yourself in
that year's thunderclap.
677
00:37:10,912 --> 00:37:12,813
Sorry.
678
00:37:14,382 --> 00:37:16,917
Jessie?
679
00:37:19,754 --> 00:37:21,822
Who's there?
680
00:37:24,859 --> 00:37:26,727
I carry a rape whistle.
681
00:37:26,794 --> 00:37:27,494
Just me.
682
00:37:28,930 --> 00:37:31,598
Most spots are 2,500 watts.
683
00:37:31,666 --> 00:37:33,133
This one is ten times brighter.
684
00:37:33,201 --> 00:37:35,636
We have to wear sunscreen onstage,
but it's worth it.
685
00:37:35,703 --> 00:37:38,338
I guess everything is
bigger and brighter here.
686
00:37:39,607 --> 00:37:43,210
I have to ask you something.
687
00:37:43,278 --> 00:37:45,279
And I need you to
tell me the truth,
688
00:37:45,346 --> 00:37:47,080
Because if you don't,
there will be consequences--
689
00:37:47,148 --> 00:37:49,016
Life-and-death consequences.
690
00:37:49,083 --> 00:37:51,185
Because if I give myself to you,
691
00:37:51,252 --> 00:37:53,487
And it turns out that
you're just playing me,
692
00:37:53,555 --> 00:37:55,455
I might die.
693
00:37:55,523 --> 00:37:58,058
Okay, okay, not literally,
but emotionally.
694
00:37:58,126 --> 00:38:00,994
It'll be the kind of heartbreak
that girls like me hold
695
00:38:01,062 --> 00:38:04,131
For the rest of their lives, like
barbra in the way we were.
696
00:38:04,199 --> 00:38:06,300
Oh, my god.
697
00:38:06,367 --> 00:38:08,302
What?
698
00:38:08,369 --> 00:38:10,604
You're more of a drama
queen than I am.
699
00:38:14,642 --> 00:38:16,577
Hi.
700
00:38:16,644 --> 00:38:18,212
I'm jessie.
701
00:38:18,279 --> 00:38:20,380
I know who you are.
702
00:38:20,448 --> 00:38:22,482
You know jessie st. James,
703
00:38:22,550 --> 00:38:25,185
The star of vocal adrenaline,
your competition at regionals.
704
00:38:25,253 --> 00:38:28,121
I want to introduce you to jessie,
705
00:38:28,189 --> 00:38:30,791
The guy who's nuts about you,
706
00:38:30,858 --> 00:38:32,826
The guy who would never hurt you.
707
00:38:43,538 --> 00:38:48,342
- No one can know.
- I understand.
708
00:39:05,027 --> 00:39:06,094
hi.
709
00:39:06,162 --> 00:39:09,064
Hey.
710
00:39:09,132 --> 00:39:11,400
I get home last night, and
711
00:39:11,467 --> 00:39:13,635
It was like some ghost had laid out
712
00:39:13,703 --> 00:39:16,204
This beautiful,
romantic meal for me.
713
00:39:16,272 --> 00:39:17,572
A ghost who wears your perfume.
714
00:39:17,640 --> 00:39:19,241
I was just in the library.
715
00:39:20,476 --> 00:39:22,344
Page 42.
716
00:39:23,546 --> 00:39:25,280
Okay.
717
00:39:25,348 --> 00:39:29,551
Oh, my... My junior prom.
718
00:39:39,328 --> 00:39:41,263
I wanted to surprise
you on Wednesday.
719
00:39:41,330 --> 00:39:43,899
Terri came by and, um,
720
00:39:43,966 --> 00:39:47,035
Told me about the prom...
About the song.
721
00:39:47,103 --> 00:39:49,704
Emma, I-I have no feelings
about this night anymore.
722
00:39:49,772 --> 00:39:51,540
I didn't even remember the song.
723
00:39:51,607 --> 00:39:53,241
No. I know.
I know, not consciously.
724
00:39:54,710 --> 00:39:56,278
But somewhere inside,
725
00:39:56,345 --> 00:39:57,679
You're still not over her.
726
00:39:59,715 --> 00:40:01,583
We were naive.
727
00:40:01,651 --> 00:40:03,118
I think sometimes we spend
728
00:40:03,186 --> 00:40:06,555
So much time with these kids
that we start acting like them.
729
00:40:08,458 --> 00:40:10,292
You've been in the
same relationship
730
00:40:10,359 --> 00:40:13,061
Your entire life.
731
00:40:13,129 --> 00:40:15,197
You don't know who you are alone.
732
00:40:15,264 --> 00:40:17,732
I think this song is just
733
00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:20,502
The beginning of you
repeating the same patterns.
734
00:40:20,570 --> 00:40:22,504
Terri and I met when I was 15.
735
00:40:22,572 --> 00:40:24,039
I'm a different person now.
736
00:40:24,106 --> 00:40:26,274
How is you compromising yourself
737
00:40:26,342 --> 00:40:30,612
For my crazy any different
than you doing it for hers?
738
00:40:42,325 --> 00:40:45,694
Well... What do you want to do?
739
00:40:45,761 --> 00:40:47,762
I think that...
740
00:40:49,565 --> 00:40:51,299
...You need to spend
some time alone.
741
00:40:53,035 --> 00:40:55,637
I do. I think you need
to get to know yourself.
742
00:40:55,705 --> 00:40:57,272
You know, you haven't been okay
743
00:40:57,340 --> 00:40:59,307
With having your own
needs since you were 15.
744
00:41:06,115 --> 00:41:08,917
You're right.
745
00:41:08,985 --> 00:41:11,052
I guess...
746
00:41:11,120 --> 00:41:13,054
I'm just not good at being alone...
747
00:41:13,122 --> 00:41:16,291
And realizing what
my own needs are.
748
00:41:18,561 --> 00:41:21,696
Well, maybe around the time that
you figure out what they are...
749
00:41:21,764 --> 00:41:24,232
Maybe I'll be ready
to get a little messy.
750
00:41:27,937 --> 00:41:30,005
Can you go now?
751
00:41:31,774 --> 00:41:34,776
I think I need to close
the door and cry.
752
00:42:04,640 --> 00:42:06,575
Hey.
753
00:42:06,642 --> 00:42:07,776
I ended it with jessie.
754
00:42:07,843 --> 00:42:08,910
You can spread the word.
755
00:42:08,978 --> 00:42:10,712
I know you know how to do that.
756
00:42:10,780 --> 00:42:13,114
Look, I'm sorry, uh...
757
00:42:13,182 --> 00:42:14,783
Look, I know this
really sucks for you
758
00:42:14,850 --> 00:42:17,352
But I think it's for the best.
759
00:42:17,420 --> 00:42:19,087
Taking one for the team. I get it.
760
00:42:19,155 --> 00:42:20,689
No, not just for the team.
761
00:42:20,756 --> 00:42:22,424
For us.
762
00:42:22,491 --> 00:42:24,259
You and me.
763
00:42:24,327 --> 00:42:25,927
I've been thinking a lot lately.
764
00:42:25,995 --> 00:42:27,529
I feel like I have
765
00:42:27,597 --> 00:42:29,564
All these problems, you know,
766
00:42:29,632 --> 00:42:31,766
With quinn and-and basketball
and girls and stuff,
767
00:42:31,834 --> 00:42:33,068
And I've been so overwhelmed
768
00:42:33,135 --> 00:42:34,669
Trying to figure them all out.
769
00:42:34,737 --> 00:42:37,639
Then I realized the only
thing I needed to fix was us.
770
00:42:39,609 --> 00:42:42,611
I want us to be together, rachel.
771
00:42:42,678 --> 00:42:44,746
A real couple.
772
00:42:44,814 --> 00:42:50,452
Look, I even circled some
dates on your crazy calendar.
773
00:42:50,519 --> 00:42:53,088
Is you not being able
to talk right now
774
00:42:53,155 --> 00:42:55,056
A good thing or a bad thing?
775
00:42:55,124 --> 00:42:57,092
I can't. Can't what?
776
00:42:57,159 --> 00:43:01,162
I-I can't be a couple with you.
777
00:43:03,432 --> 00:43:06,001
It's the team.
778
00:43:06,068 --> 00:43:09,270
We-we can't have any,
um, drama right now.
779
00:43:09,338 --> 00:43:11,640
You know, we need...
We need to focus on regionals.
780
00:43:11,707 --> 00:43:14,409
And I appreciate your offer,
781
00:43:14,477 --> 00:43:16,911
But in the spirit of
being a team player,
782
00:43:16,979 --> 00:43:18,880
I have to decline.
783
00:43:18,948 --> 00:43:20,248
Hey, whoa.
784
00:43:22,284 --> 00:43:24,753
I'm not just some guy that
you met at the music store
785
00:43:24,820 --> 00:43:25,887
That you can just blow off.
786
00:43:27,323 --> 00:43:28,690
I don't give up that easy.
787
00:43:32,395 --> 00:43:34,262
See you at rehearsal.
788
00:45:04,286 --> 00:45:05,286
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