1 00:00:02,102 --> 00:00:05,560 Here's what's happened on Glee if you live in a cave or just got out of prison. 2 00:00:05,638 --> 00:00:07,629 - Will took over the Glee Club. At first they were terrible. - We suck. 3 00:00:07,707 --> 00:00:11,438 But then they got kind of good. Quinn got pregnant and said it was Finn's but it was Puck's. 4 00:00:11,511 --> 00:00:14,105 - I'm done with you! - And Will's wife, Terri, said she was pregnant. 5 00:00:14,180 --> 00:00:17,206 - But she was just scared that Will liked Emma. - I just left my wife. 6 00:00:17,283 --> 00:00:19,046 - And then they kissed. - I want you to be happy, Finn. 7 00:00:19,119 --> 00:00:21,280 Rachel loves that she and Finn are the Glee Club's new power couple. 8 00:00:21,354 --> 00:00:24,790 But he seems weird about it. Sue tried to throw sectionals, but they won anyway. 9 00:00:24,858 --> 00:00:28,316 - Which is pretty exciting. - This is a travesty of international proportions. 10 00:00:28,395 --> 00:00:29,919 That's what you missed on Glee. 11 00:00:32,665 --> 00:00:35,133 - [School Bell Rings] - [Chattering] 12 00:00:39,606 --> 00:00:43,064 - Hey, babe. Looking good. - Feeling good, Mercedes. 13 00:00:43,143 --> 00:00:45,373 This is amazing. Ever since Glee Club won sectionals... 14 00:00:45,445 --> 00:00:47,436 everybody looks at us differently. 15 00:00:47,514 --> 00:00:50,039 - I wanna be with you, Rachel. - We're glitterati. 16 00:00:50,116 --> 00:00:53,313 - I feel like Lady Gaga. - Get used to it, guys. We're stars now... 17 00:00:53,386 --> 00:00:55,684 on par with all the jocks and popular kids. 18 00:00:55,755 --> 00:00:57,746 It's the dawn of a new era here at McKinley... 19 00:00:57,824 --> 00:00:59,815 and we are gonna rule this school. 20 00:01:01,361 --> 00:01:03,352 Ooh-hoo. Welcome to Loser Town. 21 00:01:03,430 --> 00:01:05,364 Population: You. 22 00:01:05,432 --> 00:01:08,265 But I don't understand. We won sectionals. 23 00:01:08,334 --> 00:01:10,325 I've completely demonstrated the validity of this program. 24 00:01:10,403 --> 00:01:13,338 Now you're saying we have to place at regionals or the Glee Club's gone? 25 00:01:13,406 --> 00:01:16,273 Schue, that was the deal from the beginning. 26 00:01:16,342 --> 00:01:21,143 I still have a bottom line. Those spotlights in the auditorium don't run on dreams. 27 00:01:21,214 --> 00:01:23,614 Our electricity consumption is up two percent. 28 00:01:23,683 --> 00:01:26,083 Besides, it's cold out, Schue... 29 00:01:26,152 --> 00:01:28,950 and the Cheerios can no longer practice out of doors. 30 00:01:29,022 --> 00:01:31,013 They need the use of the auditorium as well. 31 00:01:31,091 --> 00:01:33,252 But the Cheerios don't even have a coach. 32 00:01:33,326 --> 00:01:36,056 [Sue] Oh, yes, they do. 33 00:01:36,129 --> 00:01:38,529 Hey, buddy, you get a haircut? Looks awful. 34 00:01:38,598 --> 00:01:42,534 - What are you doing here? - I'm just dropping off a mocha for my maharishi. 35 00:01:42,602 --> 00:01:45,469 I took the liberty of making it a double whip. 36 00:01:45,538 --> 00:01:48,507 Because after our conciliatory dinner... 37 00:01:48,575 --> 00:01:51,203 I happen to know that there is nothing... 38 00:01:51,277 --> 00:01:53,575 you won't eat whipped cream off of. 39 00:01:53,646 --> 00:01:55,841 [Blowing] 40 00:01:57,083 --> 00:01:59,415 Would've gotten you one, Will, but I don't like you. 41 00:02:00,720 --> 00:02:02,551 Okay. 44 00:02:09,629 --> 00:02:13,759 Yes, and the point of suspension is reinstatement. 45 00:02:13,833 --> 00:02:16,734 [Pushing Buttons] 46 00:02:16,803 --> 00:02:19,067 [Crowd Cheering] 47 00:02:23,943 --> 00:02:26,104 [Finn's Voice] In some ways, I'm happy football season's over. 48 00:02:26,179 --> 00:02:31,776 I did set the single-season record for being sacked, but we only won one game. 49 00:02:31,851 --> 00:02:35,309 So I'm hoping basketball can be a fresh start. 50 00:02:39,926 --> 00:02:42,724 The fact is, I'm kind of depressed. 51 00:02:42,795 --> 00:02:43,955 Hey! 52 00:02:44,030 --> 00:02:45,429 - Hey, Finn. - Oh. 53 00:02:45,498 --> 00:02:47,625 I made us his-and-her relationship calendars. 54 00:02:47,700 --> 00:02:49,725 That way, we always know what the other is up to... 55 00:02:49,802 --> 00:02:52,100 so you can't say you forgot we had plans when you miss our dates anymore. 56 00:02:52,172 --> 00:02:54,106 Great. But I'm kind of allergic to cats, so... 57 00:02:54,174 --> 00:02:56,734 I filled in all of our dates for the next month. 58 00:02:56,809 --> 00:03:00,040 On the sixth, we're going to see Phantom at the Autistic Children's Center. 59 00:03:00,113 --> 00:03:02,581 [Finn] I know I saved Glee Club, and I guess chicks dig me... 60 00:03:02,649 --> 00:03:06,210 but I guess if I'm being honest, it's more like I'm not over her. 61 00:03:06,286 --> 00:03:08,413 I'm not breaking up with you. I'm just saying please stop super-sizing... 62 00:03:08,488 --> 00:03:10,820 'cause I don't dig on fat chicks. 63 00:03:10,890 --> 00:03:12,949 - I'm pregnant. - And that's my fault? 64 00:03:13,026 --> 00:03:16,484 - And Rachel-now that we're sort of dating... - [Chattering, Indistinct] 65 00:03:16,563 --> 00:03:18,793 I have to work so much harder to pretend to be listening to her. 66 00:03:18,865 --> 00:03:21,299 That sounds great. 67 00:03:21,367 --> 00:03:24,268 Sometimes I wish I could be more like Coach Tanaka. 68 00:03:24,337 --> 00:03:27,431 He pulled a Jessica Simpson. You know, lost his fiancée... 69 00:03:27,507 --> 00:03:29,805 gained 40 pounds and stopped showering. 70 00:03:29,876 --> 00:03:31,776 And everyone acts like it's totally normal. 71 00:03:35,348 --> 00:03:37,612 - [Whistle Blows] - [Buzzer Sounds] 72 00:03:37,684 --> 00:03:40,278 That's my boyfriend! 73 00:03:42,155 --> 00:03:45,647 I'm off my game, and I don't know how to get back on it. 74 00:03:49,696 --> 00:03:52,187 [School Bell Rings] 75 00:03:56,269 --> 00:04:00,103 There. You no longer confuse me with your she-male looks. 76 00:04:00,173 --> 00:04:03,165 I'm gonna donate this to the victims of Hurricane Katrina. 77 00:04:03,243 --> 00:04:05,711 They can use it to plug the holes in their trailers. 78 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:09,014 Sue. 79 00:04:09,082 --> 00:04:11,812 Please tell me how you managed to pull off getting reinstated. 80 00:04:11,884 --> 00:04:14,819 Well, William, I realized back in my condo in Boca... 81 00:04:14,887 --> 00:04:17,549 that I had indeed behaved poorly. 82 00:04:17,624 --> 00:04:19,751 Riddled with remorse, I arranged a dinner... 83 00:04:19,826 --> 00:04:22,727 so Figgins and I could have a little professional sit-down. 84 00:04:22,795 --> 00:04:25,491 Sue, there's no way I'm letting you back into that school. 85 00:04:25,565 --> 00:04:27,795 Mind flagging down that waiter? 86 00:04:29,369 --> 00:04:33,305 We had a very frank and healing discussion. And you know what, Will? 87 00:04:33,373 --> 00:04:38,538 It was like he was seeing me and my moral integrity for the very first time. 88 00:04:38,611 --> 00:04:41,478 [Siren Blaring] 89 00:04:44,050 --> 00:04:47,577 So here's what's gonna happen. As of right now, I am reinstated. 90 00:04:47,654 --> 00:04:52,148 Or I will tell your wife and the entire congregation of the Cornerstone Bible Way Church... 91 00:04:52,225 --> 00:04:53,715 of our sexual congress. 92 00:04:53,793 --> 00:04:56,057 It's your choice. 93 00:04:56,129 --> 00:04:57,494 Smile. 94 00:04:59,399 --> 00:05:02,027 - Oh, God! - Okay, look, Sue. 95 00:05:02,101 --> 00:05:04,092 If you're back, let's bury the hatchet. 96 00:05:04,170 --> 00:05:06,001 I won't be burying any hatchets, William... 97 00:05:06,072 --> 00:05:08,006 unless I happen to get a clear shot to your groin. 98 00:05:08,074 --> 00:05:10,065 You humiliated me. 99 00:05:10,143 --> 00:05:12,168 You did this to yourself, Sue. 100 00:05:12,245 --> 00:05:15,578 - All I did was enjoy watching it happen. - Yeah, well, enjoy this, William. 101 00:05:15,648 --> 00:05:17,616 Now that I am back and my position is secured... 102 00:05:17,684 --> 00:05:19,379 I will not stop until you are fired... 103 00:05:19,452 --> 00:05:22,216 and your little Glee Club is annihilated into oblivion. 104 00:05:22,288 --> 00:05:25,416 - Bring it. - Oh, I will bring it, William. 105 00:05:25,491 --> 00:05:27,186 You know what else I'm gonna bring? 106 00:05:27,260 --> 00:05:29,558 I'm gonna bring some Asian cookery to rub your head with. 107 00:05:29,629 --> 00:05:32,962 'Cause right now, you got enough product in your hair to season a wok. 108 00:05:36,502 --> 00:05:38,436 [Sighs] 109 00:05:44,110 --> 00:05:45,577 Hello. 110 00:05:46,612 --> 00:05:48,978 - Hello? - Hello. 111 00:05:49,048 --> 00:05:51,573 - What do you guys say when you answer the phone? - "What up?" 112 00:05:51,651 --> 00:05:54,279 - "Who this be?" - "No. She's dead. This is her son." 113 00:05:54,354 --> 00:05:57,915 O-kay. Alexander Graham Bell, inventor of the telephone... 114 00:05:57,990 --> 00:06:00,618 liked to say "ahoy, ahoy" when he answered the phone. 115 00:06:00,693 --> 00:06:05,494 It was Edison who decided that "hello" was a more appropriate greeting. 116 00:06:05,565 --> 00:06:10,298 Look, I am really proud of what you guys did at sectionals. 117 00:06:10,370 --> 00:06:12,304 But as most of you have realized by now... 118 00:06:12,372 --> 00:06:14,806 it hasn't made a bit of difference in your day-to-day at school. 119 00:06:14,874 --> 00:06:17,138 I have a Slushee-stained training bra to prove it. 120 00:06:17,210 --> 00:06:19,235 The fact is, we're gonna have to be better... 121 00:06:19,312 --> 00:06:22,247 even more spectacular at regionals. 122 00:06:22,315 --> 00:06:25,409 It's time for some reinvention, some new New Directions. 123 00:06:25,485 --> 00:06:29,012 We need a new... hello. 124 00:06:29,088 --> 00:06:30,919 Here's your assignment for the week. 125 00:06:30,990 --> 00:06:35,654 Come up with a fresh number, but it has to have "hello" in the song title. All right? 126 00:06:37,563 --> 00:06:39,360 [School Bell Rings] 127 00:06:43,703 --> 00:06:46,399 - Hi. - Hi. 128 00:06:48,408 --> 00:06:51,809 - This is kind of weird, isn't it? - Yes. 129 00:06:51,878 --> 00:06:53,812 [Laughs] Here we are. 130 00:06:53,880 --> 00:06:56,474 We've been in this exact situation a hundred times. 131 00:06:57,950 --> 00:06:59,884 Only this time... 132 00:06:59,952 --> 00:07:03,479 I could just lean over and kiss you if I want to. 133 00:07:04,791 --> 00:07:07,385 - And I want to. - No. Hold on. 134 00:07:07,460 --> 00:07:09,155 - Hold on. - I'm sorry. 135 00:07:09,228 --> 00:07:12,527 I just need to clean up first, so I'll be right back. 136 00:07:12,598 --> 00:07:14,725 - Just hold on. - No, no, no, no. Hey, Emma. 137 00:07:14,801 --> 00:07:16,735 I don't care. We've kissed before. 138 00:07:16,803 --> 00:07:19,067 Yeah, but you caught me by a surprise sneak attack that time. 139 00:07:19,138 --> 00:07:21,163 It was like a Pearly White Harbor. 140 00:07:21,240 --> 00:07:25,074 - [Chuckles] - I'm sorry. This is a completely unattractive quality. 141 00:07:25,144 --> 00:07:27,738 You are adorable. 142 00:07:29,115 --> 00:07:31,276 You're right too. 143 00:07:31,350 --> 00:07:34,717 We need to clean up a little before we charge forward. 144 00:07:34,787 --> 00:07:37,881 Get the monkeys off our backs. Let's do this right. 145 00:07:37,957 --> 00:07:40,221 - We should go on a date. - Okay. 146 00:07:40,293 --> 00:07:45,060 Get to know each other as these new people not tied down by anyone. 147 00:07:45,131 --> 00:07:47,998 My place. I'll cook. 148 00:07:48,067 --> 00:07:50,331 I didn't know you could cook. 149 00:07:50,403 --> 00:07:53,895 There are so many things you don't know about me... 150 00:07:53,973 --> 00:07:56,965 and I can't wait to introduce them all to you. 151 00:07:58,244 --> 00:08:00,337 I'll see you later. 152 00:08:06,319 --> 00:08:09,083 You two should be wetting yourselves with shame. 153 00:08:10,456 --> 00:08:12,390 Glee Club won sectionals... 154 00:08:12,458 --> 00:08:14,517 and you did nothing to stop it. 155 00:08:14,594 --> 00:08:19,327 If you were samurai and my letter opener were sharp enough... 156 00:08:19,398 --> 00:08:22,765 I would ask you both right now to commit seppuku. 157 00:08:22,835 --> 00:08:25,235 In Japanese, this means ritual belly-slitting. 158 00:08:25,304 --> 00:08:27,795 We were seduced by the glitz and glamour of showbiz. 159 00:08:27,874 --> 00:08:30,342 Let me drop some knowledge on you. 160 00:08:30,409 --> 00:08:33,037 Ever since Quinn Fabray got knocked up... 161 00:08:33,112 --> 00:08:35,512 I've been in the market for a new head cheerleader. 162 00:08:35,581 --> 00:08:40,416 If you want the job and back in my good graces, you're gonna have to turn around... 163 00:08:40,486 --> 00:08:41,953 and listen up. 164 00:08:42,021 --> 00:08:44,990 You're familiar with a little Glee Clubber named Rachel Berry. 165 00:08:45,057 --> 00:08:48,891 Rachel's the kind of girl who wants things too badly. 166 00:08:48,961 --> 00:08:52,727 And what she really wants is one Finn Hudson. 167 00:08:52,798 --> 00:08:55,426 I want you to go after him. She'll go crazy. 168 00:08:55,501 --> 00:08:58,061 She won't be able to stand you're dating him. 169 00:08:58,137 --> 00:09:00,105 Humiliated, shamed... 170 00:09:00,172 --> 00:09:02,436 she'll have no choice but to leave the group. 171 00:09:02,508 --> 00:09:06,638 And without her, Schuester won't make it to regionals. 172 00:09:07,980 --> 00:09:10,710 - [School Bell Rings] - [Will] I know it's been hard on you since the baby drama. 173 00:09:10,783 --> 00:09:14,412 - I get it, and it sucks. - You seem to be handling it fine. 174 00:09:14,487 --> 00:09:18,651 Well, that's because I realized that I had to find this new person inside of me... 175 00:09:18,724 --> 00:09:21,488 the one that was okay with what happened. 176 00:09:21,561 --> 00:09:23,586 I just feel so bad about myself. 177 00:09:23,663 --> 00:09:26,427 Finn, that guy who made all those bad choices... 178 00:09:26,499 --> 00:09:28,626 who ignored the signs, he's gone. 179 00:09:28,701 --> 00:09:32,694 This new, more experienced, more interesting guy is here. 180 00:09:32,772 --> 00:09:36,674 And I brought you here to introduce you to him, help you move forward. 181 00:09:36,742 --> 00:09:38,801 Oh, you mean like meeting other girls? 182 00:09:38,878 --> 00:09:41,870 Because I think I'm dating Rachel. At least she sure thinks I am. 183 00:09:41,948 --> 00:09:43,779 No, it's not about meeting someone else. 184 00:09:43,849 --> 00:09:46,716 It's about being okay just being you. 185 00:09:46,786 --> 00:09:48,777 You're a rock star, Finn. 186 00:09:48,854 --> 00:09:50,788 You're likeJagger, Morrison. 187 00:09:50,856 --> 00:09:53,290 - Yeah. Yeah, I like that. - Good. 188 00:09:53,359 --> 00:09:57,693 I want you to meet the new and improved Finn Hudson... by singing about it. 189 00:09:57,763 --> 00:10:00,197 - Oh, that's why the band's here. - Yeah. 190 00:10:00,266 --> 00:10:02,234 Pick a song, and they're ready to back you up. 191 00:10:02,301 --> 00:10:05,600 Well, I like what you said about me being like Morrison. 192 00:10:05,671 --> 00:10:07,662 And the doors have a "hello" song. 193 00:10:07,740 --> 00:10:11,506 So maybe I could find myself and do my Glee assignment at the same time. 194 00:10:11,577 --> 00:10:14,341 All right, man, go to work. 195 00:10:16,282 --> 00:10:18,842 ##[Rock] 196 00:10:24,290 --> 00:10:28,317 ♪ Hello, I love you Won't you tell me your name ♪ 197 00:10:28,394 --> 00:10:32,558 ♪ Hello, I love you Let me jump in your game ♪ 198 00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:36,762 ♪ Hello, I love you Won't you tell me your name ♪ 199 00:10:36,836 --> 00:10:40,738 ♪ Hello, I love you Let me jump in your game ♪ 200 00:10:40,806 --> 00:10:44,936 ♪ She's walking down the street ♪ 201 00:10:45,011 --> 00:10:49,107 ♪ Blind to every eye she meets ♪ 202 00:10:49,181 --> 00:10:53,550 ♪ Do you think you'll be the guy ♪ 203 00:10:53,619 --> 00:10:57,282 # To make the queen of the angels sigh # 204 00:10:57,356 --> 00:11:01,087 ♪ Hello, I love you Won't you tell me your name ♪ 205 00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:05,096 ♪ Hello, I love you Let me jump in your game ♪ 206 00:11:05,164 --> 00:11:09,066 ♪ Hello, I love you Won't you tell me your name ♪ 207 00:11:09,135 --> 00:11:13,697 #Hello, I love you Let me jump in your game # 208 00:11:13,773 --> 00:11:16,936 ♪ Sidewalk crouches at her feet ♪ 209 00:11:17,009 --> 00:11:21,036 ♪ Like a dog that begs for something sweet ♪ 210 00:11:21,113 --> 00:11:25,140 ♪ Do you hope to make her see you, fool ♪ 211 00:11:25,217 --> 00:11:29,711 ♪ Do you hope to pluck this dusky jewel ♪ 212 00:11:29,789 --> 00:11:31,620 ♪ Hello ♪ 213 00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:34,125 ♪ Hello ♪ 214 00:11:34,193 --> 00:11:35,217 ♪ Hello ♪ 215 00:11:35,294 --> 00:11:37,319 ♪ Hello ♪ 216 00:11:37,396 --> 00:11:39,557 ♪ I want you ♪ 217 00:11:39,632 --> 00:11:42,567 ♪ I need my baby ♪ 218 00:11:43,636 --> 00:11:44,967 #Hello # 219 00:11:45,037 --> 00:11:47,005 ♪ Hello ♪♪ 220 00:11:47,139 --> 00:11:49,334 - [Applause] - Whool 221 00:11:49,408 --> 00:11:50,898 Yeah! 222 00:11:50,976 --> 00:11:55,743 And that, fellow Glee Clubbers, is how we say hello. 223 00:11:55,815 --> 00:11:57,976 - [School Bell Rings] - Mr. Schuester, I'd like to run... 224 00:11:58,050 --> 00:12:00,143 some of my "hello"ideas by you. 225 00:12:09,428 --> 00:12:11,487 You're a really good dancer. 226 00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:14,328 Thanks, but my feet weren't really moving. 227 00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:16,994 - That was the best part. - Oh. 228 00:12:17,069 --> 00:12:18,969 Britt and I were wondering if you wanted to go out. 229 00:12:19,038 --> 00:12:23,134 On a... date? With which one of you? 230 00:12:24,510 --> 00:12:26,501 [Both] With both of us. 231 00:12:32,351 --> 00:12:34,444 [School Bell Rings] 232 00:12:36,455 --> 00:12:40,118 Breadstix, 8:00. Table for three? 233 00:12:40,192 --> 00:12:43,093 - Cool. - [Giggles] 234 00:12:46,699 --> 00:12:48,633 What did they want? 235 00:12:48,701 --> 00:12:50,692 Oh, nothing. Just the time. 236 00:12:54,406 --> 00:12:57,637 I know being my boyfriend is a challenge. 237 00:12:57,710 --> 00:13:00,508 I'm not Quinn. I don't look like her. I'm not popular. 238 00:13:00,579 --> 00:13:03,480 And my personality, though exciting and full of surprises... 239 00:13:03,549 --> 00:13:05,779 isn't exactly low-maintenance, but... 240 00:13:08,454 --> 00:13:11,821 I'll always be honest with you, painfully so. 241 00:13:11,891 --> 00:13:15,054 And all I ask in return is that you're just honest with me. 242 00:13:17,963 --> 00:13:19,988 I don't think I wanna be your boyfriend. 243 00:13:22,735 --> 00:13:24,396 What? 244 00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:26,768 Rachel, you're really awesome... 245 00:13:26,839 --> 00:13:29,364 but I think I need to connect with my inner rock star... 246 00:13:29,441 --> 00:13:32,171 before I can fully commit to one woman. 247 00:13:32,244 --> 00:13:35,008 I need to find out who I am now. 248 00:13:36,982 --> 00:13:39,348 I'll tell you who you are. 249 00:13:39,418 --> 00:13:41,852 You're a scared little boy. 250 00:13:41,921 --> 00:13:45,186 You're afraid of dating me because you think it might hurt your reputation... 251 00:13:45,257 --> 00:13:47,452 though, which you'd never admit it, is very important to you. 252 00:13:47,526 --> 00:13:49,858 You hate what Quinn did to you, not just because it hurt... 253 00:13:49,929 --> 00:13:52,159 - but because it was so humiliating. - You're freaking me out. 254 00:13:52,231 --> 00:13:55,530 - It's like you're inside my head right now. - I just see you for who you are... 255 00:13:55,601 --> 00:13:57,592 unlike you who can only see me... 256 00:13:57,670 --> 00:14:02,073 as this silly girl who made a fool out of herself in her first Glee Club rehearsal. 257 00:14:02,141 --> 00:14:04,075 And that's where you lose, Finn... 258 00:14:04,143 --> 00:14:07,135 because if you take a second look at me... 259 00:14:07,213 --> 00:14:11,411 you'd realize that I'm the only person in your life who knows you... 260 00:14:11,483 --> 00:14:14,611 and accepts you for who you are, no matter what. 261 00:14:19,124 --> 00:14:21,149 [School Bell Rings] 262 00:14:21,227 --> 00:14:23,218 [Finn] Well, obviously, Hawaiian pizza's the best... 263 00:14:23,295 --> 00:14:25,593 - because it's got ham and pineapple on it. - Mm-hmm. 264 00:14:25,664 --> 00:14:27,598 - Right? - Oh, God. Wow. 265 00:14:27,666 --> 00:14:30,157 - [Finn] So it's better than most pizzas. - [Will] All right, guys. 266 00:14:30,236 --> 00:14:32,670 We gotta get moving on those "hello"numbers. 267 00:14:32,738 --> 00:14:35,730 Who has got something to show us? Volunteers? 268 00:14:36,976 --> 00:14:39,774 Mr. Schuester, I think I found a song... 269 00:14:39,845 --> 00:14:42,006 that sums up my feelings perfectly. 270 00:14:42,081 --> 00:14:44,777 Fantastic, Rachel. Show us what you got. 271 00:14:45,384 --> 00:14:47,750 ♪♪ [Pop] 272 00:14:50,356 --> 00:14:53,757 ♪ I wake up every evening ♪ 273 00:14:53,826 --> 00:14:55,885 ♪With a big smile on my face ♪ 274 00:14:55,961 --> 00:14:58,794 ♪And it never feels out of place ♪ 275 00:14:58,864 --> 00:15:01,424 ♪When you see my face hope it gives you hell ♪ 276 00:15:01,500 --> 00:15:02,865 ♪ Hope it gives you hell ♪ 277 00:15:04,103 --> 00:15:06,867 #Now, where's your picket fence, love # 278 00:15:08,040 --> 00:15:10,304 ♪And where's that shiny car ♪ 279 00:15:10,376 --> 00:15:14,142 ♪And did it ever get you far ♪ 280 00:15:14,213 --> 00:15:16,647 ♪You never seemed so tense, love ♪ 281 00:15:16,715 --> 00:15:20,014 #I've never seen you fall so hard # 282 00:15:20,085 --> 00:15:23,282 ♪ Do you know where you are ♪ 283 00:15:23,355 --> 00:15:27,121 ♪And truth be told I miss you ♪ 284 00:15:28,394 --> 00:15:31,989 ♪And truth be told I'm lying ♪ 285 00:15:32,064 --> 00:15:34,624 ♪When you see my face hope it gives you hell ♪ 286 00:15:34,700 --> 00:15:36,827 ♪ Hope it gives you hell ♪ 287 00:15:36,902 --> 00:15:39,564 ♪When you walk my way hope it gives you hell ♪ 288 00:15:39,638 --> 00:15:41,868 ♪ Hope it gives you hell ♪ 289 00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:45,399 ♪ If you find a man that's worth a damn and treats you well ♪ 290 00:15:45,477 --> 00:15:46,705 ♪Treats you well ♪ 291 00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:48,679 ♪Then he's a fool You're just as well ♪ 292 00:15:48,747 --> 00:15:52,148 ♪ Hope it gives you hell ♪ 293 00:15:52,217 --> 00:15:54,811 ♪ Now, you'll never see ♪ 294 00:15:54,887 --> 00:15:57,185 # What you've done to me # 295 00:15:57,256 --> 00:15:58,814 ♪You can take back your memories ♪ 296 00:15:58,891 --> 00:16:01,519 ♪They're no good to me ♪ 297 00:16:01,593 --> 00:16:04,494 ♪And here's all your lies ♪ 298 00:16:04,563 --> 00:16:06,554 ♪You can look me in the eyes ♪ 299 00:16:06,632 --> 00:16:12,867 ♪With that sad, sad look that you wear so well ♪ 300 00:16:12,938 --> 00:16:16,738 # When you see my face hope it gives you hell Hope it gives you hell # 301 00:16:18,143 --> 00:16:20,737 ♪When you walk my way hope it gives you hell ♪ 302 00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:22,508 ♪ Hope it gives you hell ♪ 303 00:16:22,581 --> 00:16:26,574 ♪ If you find a man that's worth a damn and treats you well ♪ 304 00:16:26,652 --> 00:16:28,552 - #Treats you well # - #Then he's a fool # 305 00:16:28,620 --> 00:16:32,249 ♪You're just as well Hope it gives you hell ♪ 306 00:16:32,324 --> 00:16:34,918 ♪When you see my face hope it gives you hell ♪ 307 00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:37,258 ♪ Hope it gives you hell ♪ 308 00:16:37,329 --> 00:16:39,354 ♪When you walk my way hope it gives you hell ♪ 309 00:16:39,431 --> 00:16:41,899 ♪ Hope it gives you hell ♪ 310 00:16:41,967 --> 00:16:44,435 ♪When you hear this song and sing along ♪ 311 00:16:44,503 --> 00:16:46,403 ♪Well, you'll never tell ♪ 312 00:16:46,472 --> 00:16:49,305 ♪ 'Cause then you're a fool I'm just as well ♪ 313 00:16:49,375 --> 00:16:52,105 ♪ Hope it gives you hell ♪ 314 00:16:52,177 --> 00:16:55,874 ♪When you hear this song I hope that it will give you hell ♪ 315 00:16:55,948 --> 00:17:00,976 # You can sing along I hope that it will treat you well ## 316 00:17:01,387 --> 00:17:04,914 [Will] Guys. Guys, guys. I don't wanna be a buzz-kill... 317 00:17:04,990 --> 00:17:07,652 but the assignment was "hello." 318 00:17:07,726 --> 00:17:11,093 I'm sorry. I was just focusing on the first syllable. 319 00:17:11,163 --> 00:17:15,827 I don't think you guys understand the seriousness of what we're up against. 320 00:17:15,901 --> 00:17:17,766 While we were busy winning our sectional... 321 00:17:17,836 --> 00:17:20,396 Vocal Adrenaline was busy winning theirs. 322 00:17:20,472 --> 00:17:22,406 They're last year's national champions. 323 00:17:22,474 --> 00:17:25,307 They haven't lost a competition in three years. 324 00:17:25,377 --> 00:17:28,107 This is the big leagues, guys. 325 00:17:28,180 --> 00:17:30,705 Huh. If we don't place at regionals... 326 00:17:30,783 --> 00:17:33,183 Glee Club is over. 327 00:17:57,776 --> 00:18:01,337 Lionel Richie, huh? One of my favorites. 328 00:18:01,413 --> 00:18:05,372 Oh, my God. You'reJesse St. James. You're in Vocal Adrenaline. 329 00:18:05,451 --> 00:18:09,217 And you're Rachel Berry. I saw you perform at sectionals. 330 00:18:09,288 --> 00:18:12,189 Your rendition of"Don't Rain on My Parade" was flawed. 331 00:18:12,257 --> 00:18:15,522 You totally lacked Barbra's emotional depth. 332 00:18:15,594 --> 00:18:17,687 But you're talented. 333 00:18:17,763 --> 00:18:20,960 This is one of my favorite haunts. 334 00:18:21,033 --> 00:18:23,433 I like to come and flip through the celebrity biographies... 335 00:18:23,502 --> 00:18:25,436 pick up some lifestyle tips. 336 00:18:25,504 --> 00:18:28,530 I'm a senior now, so this year's kind of my victory lap. 337 00:18:28,607 --> 00:18:32,168 Snagging a fourth consecutive national championship would just be gravy. 338 00:18:32,244 --> 00:18:35,338 I'm getting out of Ohio soon. 339 00:18:35,414 --> 00:18:39,578 I've got a full ride to a little school called the University of California, Los Angeles. 340 00:18:39,651 --> 00:18:42,916 Maybe you've heard of it. It's in Los Angeles. 341 00:18:47,292 --> 00:18:49,317 What do you say we take her for a spin? 342 00:18:50,395 --> 00:18:53,296 Here? Uh, no. L-I'm kind of nervous. 343 00:18:53,365 --> 00:18:57,426 [Sighs] I remember when I used to get nervous. 344 00:18:57,503 --> 00:18:59,562 Come on. I do this all the time. 345 00:18:59,638 --> 00:19:02,038 I like to give impromptu concerts for the homeless. 346 00:19:02,107 --> 00:19:04,200 It's so important to give back. 347 00:19:06,044 --> 00:19:10,879 ♪♪ [Begins] 348 00:19:14,119 --> 00:19:20,251 ♪ I've been alone with you inside my mind ♪ 349 00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:23,419 ♪And in my dreams ♪ 350 00:19:23,495 --> 00:19:26,123 ♪ I've kissed your lips ♪ 351 00:19:26,198 --> 00:19:28,632 ♪A thousand times ♪ 352 00:19:29,935 --> 00:19:36,966 ♪ I sometimes see you pass outside my door ♪ 353 00:19:37,042 --> 00:19:39,272 ♪ Hello ♪ 354 00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:45,241 ♪ Is it me you're looking for ♪ 355 00:19:45,317 --> 00:19:48,218 ♪ I can see it in your eyes ♪ 356 00:19:48,287 --> 00:19:52,986 ♪ I can see it in your smile ♪ 357 00:19:53,058 --> 00:19:57,324 ♪You're all I've ever wanted ♪ 358 00:19:57,396 --> 00:20:01,059 ♪And my arms are open wide ♪ 359 00:20:01,133 --> 00:20:04,967 ♪ 'Cause you know just what to say ♪ 360 00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:09,030 ♪And you know just what to do ♪ 361 00:20:09,107 --> 00:20:13,703 ♪And I want to tell you so much ♪ 362 00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:17,246 ♪ I love you ♪ 363 00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:23,078 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 364 00:20:23,155 --> 00:20:28,889 ♪ I long to see the sunlight in your hair ♪ 365 00:20:29,995 --> 00:20:35,160 ♪And tell you time and time again ♪ 366 00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:38,635 ♪ How much I care ♪ 367 00:20:38,704 --> 00:20:44,802 ♪ Sometimes I feel my heart will overflow ♪ 368 00:20:46,211 --> 00:20:48,270 ♪ Hello ♪ 369 00:20:49,815 --> 00:20:54,149 ♪ I've just got to let you know ♪ 370 00:20:54,219 --> 00:20:58,053 ♪ 'Cause I wonder where you are ♪ 371 00:20:58,123 --> 00:21:00,683 ♪And I wonder what you do ♪ 372 00:21:00,759 --> 00:21:02,351 ♪Wonder what you do ♪ 373 00:21:02,427 --> 00:21:05,919 - #Are you somewhere feeling lonely # - # Feeling lonely # 374 00:21:05,998 --> 00:21:09,957 ♪ Or is someone loving you ♪ 375 00:21:10,035 --> 00:21:13,630 ♪Tell me how to win your heart ♪ 376 00:21:13,705 --> 00:21:18,039 ♪ For I haven't got a clue ♪ 377 00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:22,740 ♪ But let me start by saying ♪ 378 00:21:24,016 --> 00:21:28,976 ♪ I love you ♪♪ 379 00:21:32,457 --> 00:21:33,992 ♪♪ [Ends] 380 00:21:33,992 --> 00:21:35,084 ♪♪ [Ends] 381 00:21:38,030 --> 00:21:40,021 We should do this more often. 382 00:21:40,098 --> 00:21:42,362 How's Friday night? 383 00:21:43,468 --> 00:21:45,402 [Bell Dings] 384 00:21:49,608 --> 00:21:55,171 - Excuse me. We'd like to send these back. - But you ate all of it. 385 00:21:55,247 --> 00:21:57,715 Look, I'm pretty sure you have to do what we say... 386 00:21:57,783 --> 00:22:00,479 and this food was not satisfactory. 387 00:22:00,552 --> 00:22:03,817 - There was a mouse in mine. - So we'd like more, please. 388 00:22:07,092 --> 00:22:10,493 All right. Hottest guys in the school. Go. 389 00:22:10,562 --> 00:22:13,087 - Okay, um, Puck's super fine. - Mm-hmm. 390 00:22:13,165 --> 00:22:16,430 - Finn's cute too. - Yeah, but he's not hot though. 391 00:22:16,501 --> 00:22:18,901 - He really isn't. - And you know what, Britt? 392 00:22:18,970 --> 00:22:21,871 I think that dwarf girlfriend of his is dragging down his rep. 393 00:22:21,940 --> 00:22:25,774 If he were dating, say, popular pretty girls like us... 394 00:22:25,844 --> 00:22:28,369 he would go from dumpy to smokin'. 395 00:22:28,447 --> 00:22:30,108 Hello. Hey. I'm right here. 396 00:22:30,182 --> 00:22:33,481 Would you guys mind, like, including me in your conversations? 397 00:22:33,552 --> 00:22:36,385 Let us give you an introduction into the way that we work. 398 00:22:36,455 --> 00:22:40,585 You buy us dinner, and we make out in front of you. It's like the best deal ever. 399 00:22:40,659 --> 00:22:43,059 [Brittany] Did you see what Rachel was wearing today? 400 00:22:43,128 --> 00:22:47,087 I know. She looked like Pippi Longstocking, but like, Israeli. 401 00:22:47,165 --> 00:22:49,656 - Those sweaters make her look homeschooled. - [Laughing] 402 00:22:49,735 --> 00:22:53,398 Hey, guys, come on. Don't make fun of Rachel. She's... kind of cool. 403 00:22:53,472 --> 00:22:56,566 - Finn, that's mean. - You know what, actually? 404 00:22:56,641 --> 00:23:00,168 Would you mind waiting in the car? And leave your credit card. 405 00:23:03,849 --> 00:23:06,943 Did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks? 406 00:23:09,020 --> 00:23:10,453 Yeah. 407 00:23:18,230 --> 00:23:22,189 [Neil Diamond] #Hello again # 408 00:23:22,267 --> 00:23:23,825 #Hello # 409 00:23:26,638 --> 00:23:31,769 [Will Singing Along] #Just called to say hello # 410 00:23:34,279 --> 00:23:38,181 ♪ I couldn't sleep ♪ 411 00:23:38,250 --> 00:23:42,346 ♪At all tonight ♪ 412 00:23:42,421 --> 00:23:44,480 ♪And I know it's late ♪ 413 00:23:46,158 --> 00:23:48,626 ♪ But I couldn't wait ♪ 414 00:23:50,695 --> 00:23:54,062 This is the perfect song for us. 415 00:23:54,132 --> 00:23:56,623 He's known this girl for so long, but they've just been friends... 416 00:23:56,701 --> 00:24:01,104 and now he's calling her up to tell her he wants more. 417 00:24:02,707 --> 00:24:06,643 I was sort of inspired by my "hello" assignment with the kids. 418 00:24:06,711 --> 00:24:08,645 - Well, I love it. - Yeah? 419 00:24:08,713 --> 00:24:11,477 - I love it. - You do? 420 00:24:11,550 --> 00:24:13,609 Oh! 421 00:24:13,685 --> 00:24:18,088 I don't know why, but... I always had a soft spot for this song. 422 00:24:18,156 --> 00:24:21,319 #And you're there at home # 423 00:24:23,094 --> 00:24:26,461 #Hello # 424 00:24:31,470 --> 00:24:35,338 #Maybe it's been crazy # 425 00:24:35,407 --> 00:24:38,205 #And maybe I'm to blame # 426 00:24:39,744 --> 00:24:45,512 #But I put my heart above my head # 427 00:24:45,584 --> 00:24:48,553 - Too much too fast. - You smell great. Your teeth are clean. 428 00:24:48,620 --> 00:24:50,611 You're very sweet. It's not that. I'm... 429 00:24:50,689 --> 00:24:54,648 I just haven't been, uh, intimate... 430 00:24:54,726 --> 00:24:58,560 in a very, very long time. 431 00:24:58,630 --> 00:25:01,929 [Chuckles] How long? 432 00:25:04,936 --> 00:25:06,267 Ever. 433 00:25:06,338 --> 00:25:09,569 #My friend, hello # 434 00:25:09,641 --> 00:25:13,543 I just haven't found the right person. 435 00:25:13,612 --> 00:25:17,412 Someone who won't reject me when things are really hard... 436 00:25:17,482 --> 00:25:20,679 with my, um-with my problems. 437 00:25:23,321 --> 00:25:25,789 - It- It's cool. - It's not. 438 00:25:25,857 --> 00:25:30,385 - It's not cool. I can tell. - No, no, no. Emma. 439 00:25:31,997 --> 00:25:33,396 I understand. 440 00:25:35,066 --> 00:25:37,500 I'll pop in a movie. 441 00:25:37,569 --> 00:25:40,060 Do we have to watch Armageddon again? 442 00:25:40,138 --> 00:25:43,232 Uh, it's that or Bad Boys. 443 00:25:43,308 --> 00:25:45,333 They're the only DVDs that Terri left behind. 444 00:25:45,410 --> 00:25:47,935 She liked to have Bruckheimer night every other week. 445 00:25:48,013 --> 00:25:49,947 - Okay. - [Laughs] 446 00:25:50,015 --> 00:25:51,414 [Neil Diamond] #But I couldn't wait # 447 00:25:51,483 --> 00:25:55,317 - [TV: Explosions, Gunfire] - #Hello ## 448 00:25:56,721 --> 00:25:59,189 Hey, Rach, can we talk? 449 00:25:59,257 --> 00:26:01,817 Look, I wanna apologize. 450 00:26:01,893 --> 00:26:05,351 I realize I don't wanna date other girls, only you. 451 00:26:05,430 --> 00:26:08,866 You do talk too much, and you usually just talk about yourself. 452 00:26:08,934 --> 00:26:11,494 But at least I don't feel alone when I'm with you. 453 00:26:11,570 --> 00:26:14,471 I'm glad you've come to that realization, but you're too late. 454 00:26:14,539 --> 00:26:18,703 I've met someone else- a boy who's finally worthy of my talent and love. 455 00:26:18,777 --> 00:26:20,745 Whoa, whoa, wait. 456 00:26:20,812 --> 00:26:23,542 Do I know him? What, is he bigger than me? 457 00:26:23,615 --> 00:26:25,981 He doesn't go to this school, and he's a senior. 458 00:26:26,051 --> 00:26:28,713 His name is Jesse, and he's the male lead in Vocal Adrenaline. 459 00:26:28,787 --> 00:26:31,415 We're both aware that our Romeo-and-Juliet romance will be a challenge... 460 00:26:31,489 --> 00:26:33,855 but our deep respect for each other's talent will carry us through. 461 00:26:33,925 --> 00:26:35,859 Rachel, don't you think that's kind of suspicious? 462 00:26:35,927 --> 00:26:38,987 We make it to regionals, and suddenly the top guy in our main competition picks you up? 463 00:26:39,064 --> 00:26:42,295 I know it's hard to believe that anyone would like me without an ulterior motive... 464 00:26:42,367 --> 00:26:44,631 but you have to respect that our love is real. 465 00:26:44,703 --> 00:26:48,036 Move on, Finn. I finally have. 466 00:26:55,547 --> 00:26:58,710 Mr. Schue. We have a problem. 467 00:27:03,421 --> 00:27:06,322 - Finn didn't fall for any of our tricks. - Such as? 468 00:27:06,391 --> 00:27:10,122 I didn't wear a bra, and I had them turn up the air conditioning. 469 00:27:11,496 --> 00:27:14,124 Ladies, I misjudged you. 470 00:27:14,199 --> 00:27:16,997 You may be two of the stupidest teens I've ever encountered. 471 00:27:17,068 --> 00:27:21,528 And that's saying something. I once taught a cheerleading seminar to a young Sarah Palin. 472 00:27:21,606 --> 00:27:25,770 Wait. We did find out Rachel's with some dude from Vocal Adrenaline. 473 00:27:25,844 --> 00:27:28,677 - Name? - Jesse St. James. 474 00:27:28,747 --> 00:27:33,241 Ohh. Bringing down this club may be easier than I thought. 475 00:27:33,318 --> 00:27:36,719 I'm engorged with venom and triumph. 476 00:27:37,889 --> 00:27:39,880 Now get the hell out of my office. 477 00:27:40,992 --> 00:27:43,460 ##[Rock] 478 00:27:49,768 --> 00:27:54,137 ♪ Livin' easy Livin' free ♪ 479 00:27:54,205 --> 00:27:57,038 ♪A season ticket on a one-way ride ♪ 480 00:27:57,108 --> 00:28:00,874 ♪ Goin' down, party town ♪ 481 00:28:00,945 --> 00:28:04,904 ♪ My friends are gonna be there too ♪ 482 00:28:06,351 --> 00:28:10,754 - # I'm on a highway to hell # - # I'm on a highway # 483 00:28:10,822 --> 00:28:14,553 - # Highway to hell # - # I'm on a highway to hell # 484 00:28:14,626 --> 00:28:17,322 ♪ I'm on a highway to hell ♪ 485 00:28:17,395 --> 00:28:20,990 - # I'm on it, I'm on it # - # Highway to hell # 486 00:28:23,068 --> 00:28:24,797 ♪ Don't stop me ♪ 487 00:28:24,869 --> 00:28:27,463 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪♪ 488 00:28:29,641 --> 00:28:32,804 Stop, please. Dear God, just stop. 489 00:28:32,877 --> 00:28:36,074 Seriously, guys, it's like watching beige paint dry. 490 00:28:36,147 --> 00:28:40,846 Could everyone please look atJesse? Jesse, give us a show face. 491 00:28:40,919 --> 00:28:45,481 That's a show face, guys. You wanna look so talented it's literally hurting you. 492 00:28:45,557 --> 00:28:50,324 I want a look that's so optimistic, it could cure cancer. 493 00:28:50,395 --> 00:28:54,024 That's what I'm talking about. Take five, everybody. Drink a Red Bull. 494 00:28:56,735 --> 00:28:59,499 Uh, excuse me. Ms. Corcoran? Hi. I'm Will Schuester. 495 00:28:59,571 --> 00:29:01,436 I'm sorry. I don't know who you are. 496 00:29:01,506 --> 00:29:05,840 I'm a big fan, really. I also coach the McKinley Glee Club. 497 00:29:05,910 --> 00:29:09,437 I don't usually cotton too well to my competition sneaking in to watch a rehearsal. 498 00:29:09,514 --> 00:29:12,506 But I also have trouble seeing you guys as competition. 499 00:29:13,852 --> 00:29:16,047 I believe you have a student named Jesse St. James? 500 00:29:16,121 --> 00:29:18,646 Yeah, I think he might be dating one of my students. 501 00:29:18,723 --> 00:29:20,714 I'm more than a little concerned... 502 00:29:20,792 --> 00:29:24,023 with the whole fraternizing with the enemy aspect of their relationship. 503 00:29:24,095 --> 00:29:26,029 You think we're spying on you? 504 00:29:26,097 --> 00:29:29,498 Honestly? Yes. 505 00:29:29,567 --> 00:29:32,730 Noted. Look, I don't stand for any funny business... 506 00:29:32,804 --> 00:29:35,238 and Jesse's a good kid. 507 00:29:35,306 --> 00:29:38,833 What can you do? The heart wants what the heart wants. 508 00:29:38,910 --> 00:29:42,311 Sometimes there's that little spark. 509 00:29:50,054 --> 00:29:53,820 I'm not interested in coaching just your average high school Glee Club. 510 00:29:53,892 --> 00:29:56,360 - I'm driven to excellence. - Yeah, excellence. 511 00:29:56,427 --> 00:29:58,520 A lot of people thought I couldn't take nationals... 512 00:29:58,596 --> 00:30:01,656 with a routine where the kids dance entirely on their hands. 513 00:30:01,733 --> 00:30:04,361 [Panting] 514 00:30:04,435 --> 00:30:06,403 Okay. Oh, no. I'm sorry. 515 00:30:07,438 --> 00:30:09,406 We have to stop. L... 516 00:30:11,209 --> 00:30:13,200 I just can't do this. 517 00:30:13,278 --> 00:30:16,338 Aw, I'm sorry. I'm all business. I'm trying to work on that. 518 00:30:16,414 --> 00:30:18,348 No, it isn't that. 519 00:30:18,416 --> 00:30:22,045 - Are you gay? - What? No. 520 00:30:22,120 --> 00:30:24,782 Because most of the show choir directors I make out with are gay. 521 00:30:28,860 --> 00:30:32,694 I spend every waking moment thinking about Vocal Adrenaline. 522 00:30:32,764 --> 00:30:35,790 I have no life. I haven't been on a date in three years. 523 00:30:35,867 --> 00:30:38,062 - Here you go. - Thanks. 524 00:30:38,136 --> 00:30:40,730 I did lie to you earlier. 525 00:30:40,805 --> 00:30:44,138 I do know who you are. I saw you at our fall invitational. 526 00:30:44,209 --> 00:30:47,144 - I thought you were really cute. - [Chuckles] 527 00:30:47,212 --> 00:30:50,443 I know what you mean about being obsessed with work. 528 00:30:50,515 --> 00:30:52,506 I'm so committed to the Glee Club... 529 00:30:52,584 --> 00:30:56,418 and I think it played a big part in ending my marriage. 530 00:30:56,487 --> 00:30:58,717 How long have you been divorced? 531 00:30:58,790 --> 00:31:02,453 Um, well, I'm not really divorced yet. 532 00:31:02,527 --> 00:31:05,894 And then l-I started dating someone l- I really care about... 533 00:31:05,964 --> 00:31:07,898 but it isn't working for some reason. 534 00:31:07,966 --> 00:31:12,062 Oh, you're already seeing someone else and you were just making out with me. 535 00:31:12,136 --> 00:31:14,798 I'm kind of a mess. 536 00:31:14,873 --> 00:31:18,673 - Look, I don't wanna tell you how to live your life. - Please, be my guest. 537 00:31:18,743 --> 00:31:22,804 I think you need to take some time to reintroduce yourself to yourself. 538 00:31:22,881 --> 00:31:26,510 You just finished being somebody's husband, and that didn't really work out. 539 00:31:26,584 --> 00:31:29,246 And now you're running off to be somebody's boyfriend? 540 00:31:29,320 --> 00:31:31,515 Seems to me you need to take a little breather. 541 00:31:31,589 --> 00:31:34,456 Look... 542 00:31:34,525 --> 00:31:39,827 that hair, that dimple, that terrible clunker you drive... 543 00:31:39,898 --> 00:31:42,526 I think you're about the cutest thing I've ever seen. 544 00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:45,330 Here's my number. 545 00:31:45,403 --> 00:31:47,997 When you get things sorted out, give me a call. 546 00:31:48,072 --> 00:31:52,532 Thank you for the coffee. And the making out? It's kind of hot. 547 00:32:00,952 --> 00:32:04,649 - [School Bell Rings] - Hey, guys. 548 00:32:04,722 --> 00:32:08,681 Cut the butter, Benedict Arnold. We heard about your new boyfriend. 549 00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:10,955 Look, Rachel, we're all happy that you're happy. 550 00:32:11,029 --> 00:32:13,020 But we've worked too hard in Glee Club... 551 00:32:13,097 --> 00:32:16,123 to let you throw it all away on a relationship that might not even be real. 552 00:32:16,200 --> 00:32:18,168 Why, 'cause he's in Vocal Adrenaline? 553 00:32:18,236 --> 00:32:21,034 Their motto is "A ut neca aut necatus eris"... 554 00:32:21,105 --> 00:32:23,733 which loosely translates to "murder or be murdered." 555 00:32:23,808 --> 00:32:25,799 They give their dancers human growth hormone. 556 00:32:25,877 --> 00:32:28,471 - We're not saying the dude is playing you. - He's playing you. 557 00:32:28,546 --> 00:32:31,140 We just think that until regionals are over... 558 00:32:31,215 --> 00:32:33,683 we can't risk the possibility that he is. 559 00:32:33,751 --> 00:32:36,242 None of us wanna go through what happened at sectionals again. 560 00:32:36,321 --> 00:32:41,816 Okay, look, Jesse and I might not be true love, but what if we are? 561 00:32:41,893 --> 00:32:44,453 I know who I am. 562 00:32:44,529 --> 00:32:47,589 And how many chances at this am I gonna get? 563 00:32:49,167 --> 00:32:51,158 If you don't break up with him, you're out. 564 00:32:51,235 --> 00:32:53,169 But you can't kick me out. 565 00:32:53,237 --> 00:32:55,398 But we can all quit if Mr. Schue doesn't. 566 00:32:55,473 --> 00:32:58,408 Well, good luck winning without me. 567 00:32:58,476 --> 00:33:01,274 Everyone is replaceable, even you. 568 00:33:01,346 --> 00:33:05,214 - How could you do this to me? - How could you do this to us? 569 00:33:05,283 --> 00:33:08,912 We're a team, and all you've ever wanted was for us to be great... 570 00:33:08,987 --> 00:33:11,080 and be a part of something special. 571 00:33:11,155 --> 00:33:13,282 Now, is that still true or not? 572 00:33:13,358 --> 00:33:15,417 [School Bell Rings] 573 00:33:17,595 --> 00:33:19,620 [School Bell Rings] 574 00:33:22,667 --> 00:33:24,794 You wanted to see me, Coach Sylvester? 575 00:33:24,869 --> 00:33:30,671 I did, Rachel. I wanna introduce you to the Mckinley High Old Maids Club. 576 00:33:37,682 --> 00:33:39,650 Have a seat, boy hips. 577 00:33:42,987 --> 00:33:46,855 - I don't understand. - Well, Rachel, it's come to my attention... 578 00:33:46,924 --> 00:33:50,655 you've been given the old heave-ho by that terribly uncoordinated Finn Hudson. 579 00:33:50,728 --> 00:33:53,492 - Ouch. - And I also understand you have a serious suitor... 580 00:33:53,564 --> 00:33:56,226 in the form of a piping hot hunk wad from another district... 581 00:33:56,300 --> 00:34:00,293 but that your fellow Glee Clubbers are so incensed with betrayal... 582 00:34:00,371 --> 00:34:02,999 they barely have time to apply Freeze Off... 583 00:34:03,074 --> 00:34:07,010 - to the clusters of warts between their knuckles. - How did you know that? 584 00:34:07,078 --> 00:34:10,570 Britt and I told everybody in Glee Club aboutJesse St. James. They're furious. 585 00:34:10,648 --> 00:34:14,140 - Lf Rachel falls for him, the club will self-destruct. - Outstanding. On to step two... 586 00:34:14,218 --> 00:34:17,984 round up a bunch of mustache-sporting teenage girls with glandular conditions. 587 00:34:18,056 --> 00:34:21,253 - Anything else? - Sometimes I forget my middle name. 588 00:34:21,325 --> 00:34:23,259 I know how torn you must be, Berry. 589 00:34:23,327 --> 00:34:26,990 My freshman year, I fell for a boy on an opposing wrestling squad... 590 00:34:27,065 --> 00:34:28,999 but my team wouldn't go for it. 591 00:34:29,067 --> 00:34:32,002 So the next time I stepped onto the mat, I pinned him so hard... 592 00:34:32,070 --> 00:34:34,868 it ruptured his scrotum, ending his run for the state championship... 593 00:34:34,939 --> 00:34:37,430 and my run for his heart. 594 00:34:37,508 --> 00:34:40,841 To my team, I was a legend. 595 00:34:40,912 --> 00:34:43,472 But I relished this victory in solitude. 596 00:34:43,548 --> 00:34:48,713 Now I spend my Friday nights making out with my cat and watching Ghost Whisperer. 597 00:34:48,786 --> 00:34:52,381 Well, Rachel, if I weren't ignoring what these ladies were saying... 598 00:34:52,457 --> 00:34:54,982 out of an overwhelming sense of deep repulsion... 599 00:34:55,059 --> 00:35:00,463 I would probably hear them encouraging you to go for it with your Carmel High beau. 600 00:35:00,531 --> 00:35:02,726 Or you might end up like Dottie here... 601 00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:06,167 who, although her father offered a sizable dowry, which included livestock... 602 00:35:06,237 --> 00:35:08,501 still couldn't get a date to homecoming. 603 00:35:08,573 --> 00:35:12,737 - No homecoming? - No Valentine's, no sock hop. 604 00:35:12,810 --> 00:35:15,870 Rachel, you need to become even more narcissistic... 605 00:35:15,947 --> 00:35:17,881 and self-centered than you already are. 606 00:35:17,949 --> 00:35:21,407 Think of yourself, your potential happiness. 607 00:35:21,486 --> 00:35:23,750 If not... 608 00:35:23,821 --> 00:35:25,812 join the club. 609 00:35:35,766 --> 00:35:38,462 [Door Opens, Closes] 610 00:35:38,536 --> 00:35:41,403 Beautiful table. Meticulous, really. 611 00:35:42,607 --> 00:35:45,007 I guess being crazy has its benefits. 612 00:35:47,478 --> 00:35:49,503 It's date night. 613 00:35:49,580 --> 00:35:52,743 Actually, it was tomorrow, but Will wanted tonight, so I'm surprising him. 614 00:35:52,817 --> 00:35:55,752 And I know he keeps a key under the mat. 615 00:35:55,820 --> 00:35:58,345 You're really loving this, aren't you? 616 00:35:58,422 --> 00:36:01,289 I take no pleasure in your pain, Terri. 617 00:36:01,359 --> 00:36:04,556 But I am enjoying seeing Will get a second chance at happiness, yes. 618 00:36:04,629 --> 00:36:07,564 Oh, and you're the one to introduce him to this magical new world of bliss? 619 00:36:07,632 --> 00:36:09,600 What, you with your three-times-a-day showers... 620 00:36:09,667 --> 00:36:11,567 and the fact that you can't sleep unless your shoes are all in a row? 621 00:36:11,636 --> 00:36:13,536 Is there a reason that you're here? 622 00:36:13,604 --> 00:36:16,266 'Cause I'd kind of like you to be gone when Will gets home. 623 00:36:18,509 --> 00:36:21,774 I just need to pick up the rest of my Bruckheimer DVDs. 624 00:36:32,523 --> 00:36:34,423 Whose is this? 625 00:36:34,492 --> 00:36:37,791 That's mine. I got really tired of watching Con Air every night. 626 00:36:37,862 --> 00:36:40,763 And Will picked "Hello" as our song. 627 00:36:40,831 --> 00:36:43,095 Oh, you poor girl. 628 00:36:43,167 --> 00:36:46,102 Don't bother sleeping with my husband tonight. 629 00:36:46,170 --> 00:36:50,664 You're already screwed. "Hello"was our prom song. 630 00:36:50,741 --> 00:36:52,732 I doubt Will remembers. 631 00:36:52,810 --> 00:36:55,335 He goes to the market for milk, comes home with a pack of gum. 632 00:36:55,413 --> 00:36:57,643 You're lying. 633 00:37:00,284 --> 00:37:02,275 Ask him. 634 00:37:02,353 --> 00:37:06,517 Or better yet, go to the library... 635 00:37:06,591 --> 00:37:09,583 and look it up for yourself in that year's Thunderclap. 636 00:37:13,798 --> 00:37:15,732 Sorry. 637 00:37:18,569 --> 00:37:20,560 Jesse? 638 00:37:23,674 --> 00:37:26,040 Who's there? 639 00:37:27,345 --> 00:37:29,973 - I carry a rape whistle! - Just me. 640 00:37:30,047 --> 00:37:33,016 - [Sighs] - Most spots are 2,500 watts. 641 00:37:33,084 --> 00:37:35,484 This one is 10 times brighter. 642 00:37:35,553 --> 00:37:38,044 We have to wear sunscreen on stage, but it's worth it. 643 00:37:38,122 --> 00:37:42,024 - I guess everything is bigger and brighter here. - [Laughs] 644 00:37:43,294 --> 00:37:45,626 I have to ask you something... 645 00:37:45,696 --> 00:37:47,687 and I need you to tell me the truth, because if you don't... 646 00:37:47,765 --> 00:37:51,496 there will be consequences- life-and-death consequences. 647 00:37:51,569 --> 00:37:55,972 Because if I give myself to you and it turns out that you're just playing me... 648 00:37:56,040 --> 00:37:57,871 I might die. 649 00:37:57,942 --> 00:38:00,877 Not literally, but emotionally. 650 00:38:00,945 --> 00:38:05,245 It'll be the kind of heartbreak that girls like me hold for the rest of their lives... 651 00:38:05,316 --> 00:38:08,752 - like Barbra in The Way We Were. - [Chuckles] Oh, my God. 652 00:38:09,920 --> 00:38:13,185 - What? - You're more of a drama queen than I am. 653 00:38:18,129 --> 00:38:20,689 Hi. I'm Jesse. 654 00:38:20,765 --> 00:38:22,824 I know who you are. 655 00:38:22,900 --> 00:38:27,564 You know Jesse St. James, the star of Vocal Adrenaline, your competition at regionals. 656 00:38:27,638 --> 00:38:30,630 I wanna introduce you toJesse... 657 00:38:30,708 --> 00:38:33,176 the guy who's nuts about you... 658 00:38:33,244 --> 00:38:35,405 the guy who would never hurt you. 659 00:38:45,856 --> 00:38:47,847 No one can know. 660 00:38:48,993 --> 00:38:50,927 I understand. 661 00:39:05,810 --> 00:39:08,802 - [School Bell Rings] - Hi. 662 00:39:08,879 --> 00:39:10,813 Hey. 663 00:39:12,016 --> 00:39:13,984 I get home last night... 664 00:39:14,051 --> 00:39:18,784 and it was like some ghost had laid out this beautiful, romantic meal for me... 665 00:39:18,856 --> 00:39:22,053 - a ghost who wears your perfume. - I was just in the library. 666 00:39:24,228 --> 00:39:26,355 Page 42. 667 00:39:26,430 --> 00:39:27,920 Okay. 668 00:39:27,998 --> 00:39:32,332 Oh, my- my junior prom. 669 00:39:41,912 --> 00:39:43,937 I wanted to surprise you on Wednesday. 670 00:39:44,014 --> 00:39:49,577 Terri came by and, um, told me about the prom, about the song. 671 00:39:49,653 --> 00:39:52,679 Emma, I have no feelings about this night anymore. 672 00:39:52,757 --> 00:39:56,022 - I didn't even remember the song. - I know, not consciously. 673 00:39:57,361 --> 00:40:00,455 But somewhere inside, you're still not over her. 674 00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:04,265 We were naive. 675 00:40:04,335 --> 00:40:09,329 I think sometimes we spend so much time with these kids that we start acting like them. 676 00:40:11,008 --> 00:40:14,944 You've been in the same relationship your entire life. 677 00:40:15,946 --> 00:40:17,880 You don't know who you are alone. 678 00:40:17,948 --> 00:40:23,045 I think this song is just the beginning of you repeating the same patterns. 679 00:40:23,120 --> 00:40:26,715 Terri and I met when I was 15. I'm a different person now. 680 00:40:26,791 --> 00:40:30,625 How is you compromising yourself for my crazy... 681 00:40:30,694 --> 00:40:33,390 any different than you doing it for hers? 682 00:40:45,075 --> 00:40:48,374 Well, what do you wanna do? 683 00:40:48,446 --> 00:40:50,971 I think that... 684 00:40:52,082 --> 00:40:54,073 you need to spend some time alone. 685 00:40:55,619 --> 00:40:58,713 I do. I think you need to get to know yourself. 686 00:40:58,789 --> 00:41:02,088 You haven't been okay with having your own needs since you were 15. 687 00:41:08,766 --> 00:41:11,064 You're right. 688 00:41:11,135 --> 00:41:16,038 I guess I'm just not good at being alone... 689 00:41:16,106 --> 00:41:19,075 and realizing what my own needs are. 690 00:41:21,078 --> 00:41:24,605 Well, maybe around the time that you figure out what they are... 691 00:41:24,682 --> 00:41:27,014 maybe I'll be ready to get a little messy. 692 00:41:31,355 --> 00:41:33,346 Can you go now? 693 00:41:34,959 --> 00:41:39,794 I think I need to close the door and cry. [Laughs, Clears Throat] 694 00:42:04,989 --> 00:42:07,219 - [Cries] - [School Bell Rings] 695 00:42:08,292 --> 00:42:10,886 Hey. I ended it with Jesse. 696 00:42:10,961 --> 00:42:13,395 You can spread the word. I know you know how to do that. 697 00:42:13,464 --> 00:42:15,659 Look, I'm sorry. Uh... 698 00:42:15,733 --> 00:42:19,897 I know this really sucks for you, but I think it's for the best. 699 00:42:19,970 --> 00:42:24,100 - Taking one for the team. I get it. - No, not just for the team. 700 00:42:24,174 --> 00:42:26,938 For us. You and me. 701 00:42:27,011 --> 00:42:31,414 I've been thinking a lot lately. I feel like I have all these problems... 702 00:42:31,482 --> 00:42:34,383 you know, with Quinn and basketball and girls and stuff... 703 00:42:34,451 --> 00:42:37,284 and I've been so overwhelmed trying to figure them all out. 704 00:42:37,354 --> 00:42:40,414 Then I realized the only thing I needed to fix was us. 705 00:42:42,192 --> 00:42:47,357 I want us to be together, Rachel, a real couple. 706 00:42:47,431 --> 00:42:51,333 Look. I even circled some dates on your crazy calendar. 707 00:42:53,070 --> 00:42:57,666 Is you not being able to talk right now a good thing or a bad thing? 708 00:42:57,741 --> 00:42:59,766 - I can't. - Can't what? 709 00:43:00,844 --> 00:43:03,938 L- I can't be a couple with you. 710 00:43:06,116 --> 00:43:09,017 It's the team. 711 00:43:09,086 --> 00:43:11,816 We-We can't have any, um, drama right now. 712 00:43:11,889 --> 00:43:15,290 You know, we need- we need to focus on regionals. 713 00:43:15,359 --> 00:43:17,691 And I appreciate your offer... 714 00:43:17,761 --> 00:43:21,390 but in the spirit of being a team player, I have to decline. 715 00:43:21,465 --> 00:43:24,798 Hey, whoa. [Chuckles] 716 00:43:24,868 --> 00:43:29,896 I'm not just some guy you met at the music store that you can just blow off. 717 00:43:29,974 --> 00:43:32,534 I don't give up that easy. 718 00:43:35,045 --> 00:43:37,036 See you in rehearsal. 719 00:43:42,152 --> 00:43:44,086 ♪You say yes ♪ 720 00:43:44,154 --> 00:43:46,019 ♪ I say no ♪ 721 00:43:46,090 --> 00:43:48,524 [Both] #You say stop # 722 00:43:48,592 --> 00:43:52,585 ♪ I say go, go, go ♪ 723 00:43:55,399 --> 00:43:57,924 ♪ Oh, no ♪ 724 00:43:58,002 --> 00:44:00,664 ♪You say good-bye ♪ 725 00:44:00,738 --> 00:44:03,673 ♪And I say hello ♪ 726 00:44:03,741 --> 00:44:05,936 ♪ Hello, hello ♪ 727 00:44:06,010 --> 00:44:10,106 ♪ I don't know why you say good-bye I say hello ♪ 728 00:44:10,180 --> 00:44:12,876 ♪ Hello Hello, hello ♪ 729 00:44:12,950 --> 00:44:17,444 ♪ I don't know why you say good-bye I say hello ♪ 730 00:44:19,023 --> 00:44:21,548 - #You say yes # - # I say yes # 731 00:44:21,625 --> 00:44:23,684 - # I say no # - #Maybe no # 732 00:44:23,761 --> 00:44:30,360 # You say stop I say go, go, go # 733 00:44:31,635 --> 00:44:35,571 ♪ Oh, no ♪ 734 00:44:35,639 --> 00:44:40,303 ♪You say good-bye and I say hello ♪ 735 00:44:40,377 --> 00:44:43,039 ♪ Hello, hello ♪ 736 00:44:43,113 --> 00:44:46,913 ♪ I don't know why you say good-bye I say hello ♪ 737 00:44:46,984 --> 00:44:49,282 ♪ Hello Hello, hello ♪ 738 00:44:49,353 --> 00:44:50,752 ♪ Hello ♪ 739 00:44:50,821 --> 00:44:54,120 ♪ I don't know why you say good-bye I say hello ♪ 740 00:44:54,191 --> 00:44:57,558 - # Hello # - # Hello, hello # 741 00:44:57,628 --> 00:45:01,394 #I don't know why you say good-bye I say hello # 742 00:45:01,465 --> 00:45:04,628 #Hello Hello # 743 00:45:04,702 --> 00:45:10,368 ♪ Hello ♪♪ 744 00:45:18,148 --> 00:45:21,413 ##[Vocalizing] 745 00:45:21,485 --> 00:45:26,445 ##[Harmonic Vocalizing] 746 00:45:40,804 --> 00:45:42,135 ##[Ends] 747 00:45:51,048 --> 00:45:52,037 ENGLISH - US - SDH