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Weeds
Season03 Episode09
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Well? I'm waiting.
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- If you'd,um - -
keep your body still.
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Move your lips. Make sentences.
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What are those lines?
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You'll get a full diagnostic
report from the doctor.
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But you know.
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You have a week to live.
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That's not funny.
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Tickled me.
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What the fuck are you doing here?
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You want to get some
coffee or something?
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You're an insane stalker.
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Why would I go anywhere with you?
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To talk,to explain.
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And... sorry if I freaked you out.
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And I swear I'm not
dangerous,and I'll buy.
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Latte,cookies,you name it.
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You're gonna keep stalking me
unless I do this,aren't you?
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I can't answer definitively
yes or no at this point.
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Fine.
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There's a place across the street.
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I'll meet you there in an hour.
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Great. That's great.
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- Valerie?
- What?
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- Could yourelease the hounds?
- No.
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- No?
- No
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I'm gonna send in another
tech to do your side angles.
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Might as wellfinish what you started.
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Okay,let's make this quick.
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It's fucking hot out here.
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Don't you love coffee?
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Yes,I do.
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I love coffee,slept
with peter,just like you.
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We must be long-lost twins.
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I have those same earrings at home.
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They're nice.
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How's -- how's
tim doing?
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How do you think he's
doing? His father's dead.
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I have boys,too
-- two boys.
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Dead father.
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Heart attack,though,not,well,however
peter died.
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Is tim seeing a grief counselor?
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Shane went,but I don't
know if it did anything.
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I guess
time and --
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this is my break,and you are not
my friend,so why am I sitting here?
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Don't you want to talk about peter?
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Not with some random woman he
was fucking,who my son hates.
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I used to think that it was because
he wanted peter and me to reconcile,
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but now I'm thinking it's because you're
a crazy,stalker,narcissist whackjob.
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I started sketching again.
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Jesus,I do sound nuts.
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I'm not.
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You're right,this is all ridiculous.
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I don't know what I expected. I'm sorry.
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Nice meeting you -- even
thoughyou are kind of a bitch.
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Bye.
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Here.
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You can throw it awayif
you want,okay? Bye.
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I have two questions.
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One,why isn'tthe air-conditioning on?
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I don'tthink it's working.
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And,shane,can I
playbrickbreaker on this thing?
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Those are forbusiness purposes only.
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Sanjay,your territories are
colleges,junior colleges,trade schools --
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and gay barsand dance
clubs,'cause I'm a faggot.
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I can call myself that,but you
can't 'cause I'm gayand you're not.
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I'm not ashamed.
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This is who I am.
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Good for you.
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I'll sell to anyone coolwho
wants some weed. I'm flexy.
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*********Start with
peoplewe've dealt to before,
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and we only expand whena
customer has been vouched for.
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You're forgettingone key territory.
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Hi,silas.
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I'm gay.
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You canget help for that.
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Oh,I know.
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This guy stuart'sbeen really helping me.
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Stuart's the best.
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Silas,why don't we talkabout
this after tara goes home?
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This is about tara.
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Hear me out.
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Tara is completelyactive in the
church,and they have,like,10,000 members.
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It's a totallyuntapped market.
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Tara: They say when christwas anointed with
oil by john the baptist,it was cannabis oil.
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Whoa,that sounds hot.
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The lord wants meto sell pot,mrs.Botwin.
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- Really?
- Yes.
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And he also wants meto buy a new
bmw -- preferablythe convertible.
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The good christian peopleof
majestic like to get baked.
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That explains so much.
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Shane,would you get that,please?
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So,am I in?
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I promise I'm gonna beyour
number-one salesperson.
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- You work on straight commission.
- Fine.
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- Never say where you get your product.
- Never.
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You realize you'redoing
something illegal?
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I answer toa much higher authority.
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Fine,you're in.
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Do I geta cellphone,too?
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Take silas'.
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Then how am I supposed
tocover my territory?
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Delivery requires
discretion,which you clearly lack,
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so I'm gonna think
ofsomething else for you to do.
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Shane: Someone named valerieis here.
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She saysshe wants to talk to you.
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What am I doing here?
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I wanted to apologize
for actinglike an asshole.
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No,that was fair.
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I mean,I did stalk you.
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Tim's in the car -- I got your addressfrom
your mammogram papers,drove over --
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drove by the house a few times.
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Your neighbor on the corneris
really into gnomes,huh?
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Did you call beforeand hang up?
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Twice.
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Crazy stalker person.
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Call it even?
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No,I'm having you arrested --
restraining order,the whole thing.
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Little shit.
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All right,look,I got you this.
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It's a bath bomb
--effervescent.
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My advice is to let it
bubblebetween your legs.
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The carbonation effect,it's
really enjoyable.
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And it smells nice.
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- Thanks.
- Just take it.
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I'm an overgifter.
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Not a big deal.
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Oh,well...
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I'm gonna go.
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Thanks forthe bath thing.
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Oh,and your boobs
are fine --benign.
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Fine and benign.
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Aren't you gladI'm not a proctologist?
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Well,you have short fingernails
but a lot of anger,so...
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Okay,I'm gonna go smack my
kid and take himto the shrink.
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Oh,hey,um...
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are you free for dinner tomorrow?
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The referendumwill pass.
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I'm tense.
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Ooh,you want a massage?
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Yes.
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In maui.
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A week in wailea with
you when this is all over.
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What do you say?
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I sayI'm one lucky girl.
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Hello...
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isabelle.
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Well,how in the hellshould
I know where he is?
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Have you triedhis cellphone?
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Well,maybe you should
callchild protective services.
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I'm sure he's fine.
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God protects the stupid.
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I'm not feeling any cold air.
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I think it's broken.
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When a customer calls into the computer
database,he or she types ina client I.D.Number.
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It's not working.
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You haven't even tried it.
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No,the air-conditioning.
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I don't think it's working.
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Okay,we need to talk.
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Bet your ass we do.
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Where's tara?
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She's at her youth group.
She's coming by later.
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I'm in the middle of explaining this.
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Praying that they'll have her
bmw in the color that she wants?
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What's your problem?
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I guesswe'll go over it later.
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I'm sorry.
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Go eat some cakeor watch
youtube or something.
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Were you tryingto
impress her --
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the bad-boy drug dealer who
drivesall the good girls wild?
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It's not like that.
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She is totally,totally trustworthy.
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You would know this how?
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You met her three weeks ago.
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In your17 years on earth,you've gained
such great insightand wisdom into people?
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She's gonna makea lot of money for us.
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We know nothing about her except thatshe's a
fundamentalist who likesto smoke a lot of pot.
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That does not inspire mewith confidence.
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You marrieda D.E.A.Agent.
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Also monumentally stupid.
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I would hope that my children
could learn from my mistakes.
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I'd like my phone back.
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As I told you before,I
have other plans for you.
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You're coming with meto the grow house.
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Should I be excited,or
is this,like,punishment?
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This is,like,a way to learn about a
business from the ground up,literally.
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This is also,like,a way to
keep you occupied so you don't,
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like,go off and do
something else,like,stupid.
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Like,get it?
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Majestic swallows Agrestic
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Just a little somethingto
say,thank youfor all your help.
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90-fucking-percentof
the vote,baby.
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I'm notgonna answer that.
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It might be important.
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Everything that's importantis
right here in this room.
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It's your daughter.
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Tell her you're busytill tomorrow.
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Then we can eat and fuck
all daywithout interruption.
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What?
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I can't understand anythingthat
you're -- stop crying.
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Isabelle,stop crying and talk!
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Son of a bitch.
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Will you dropthe steel magnolias bit?
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He's still breathing.
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Why are yousuch a cunt?
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Please don't usefoul language,isabelle.
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People will thinkyou
weren't raised right.
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I wonder why.
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Ow,stop!
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Ow,stop!
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Good afternoon,mrs.Hodes.
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Yeah,for who?
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Is hegoing to be okay?
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He's luckyto be alive.
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Animal urine disinfectedmany
of his wounds.
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Animals peed on him?
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Apparently,several.
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Hmm,that's somehow perfect.
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He's gonna be all right,though,right?
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The initial surgerywas
successful,but he'llneed several more.
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Then there will be a
tremendousamount of rehabilitation.
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We're looking downa
long road here,mrs.Hodes.
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No,not we.
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Him and you. Not me.
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We are getting a divorce.
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So,who should I speak to?
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There's no one else.
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There has to besomeone else.
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He was an only child.
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Grandma and grandpaare dead.
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There's no one elsebut you.
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Well,what about the state?
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I'm sure there must besome lovely,
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state-funded institutionsthat
will take him.
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Dad.
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Oh,god.
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Man:Come on! Move it!
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What's going on,dwight?
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Just open the gate.
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Doug wilson --
councilman doug.
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I'm here every day.
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Don't you remember I worethat
pompon hat the other day?
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You loved that hat.
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Yeah,you did.
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What? This is lettingthe
air-conditioning escape.
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The computer's telling meyour
membership's been revoked.
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What? By who?
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I don't know,but it's in
red. It's from pretty high up.
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You have toturn your car around.
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I'm not moving.
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Sullivan groffand this whole
fucking place can kiss my black ass.
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This is so not over.
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I'm sorry,mr.Wilson.
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I did like your pompon hat.
259
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Save yourself,dwight.
260
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You're too goodfor these assholes.
261
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Go get a jobyou can be proud of.
262
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We'll seewho laughs last.
263
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Conrad,teach him to grow.
264
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This little fucker?
265
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No,hold up.
266
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Okay,no,this little fuckersteals our
shit,and I'm supposed tobe his mentor?
267
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Yes,think of it asa big-brother
kind of thing,or scared straight.
268
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He needs a positivemale
influence in his life.
269
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I'm the only manyou know?
270
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The only real man.
271
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You think this shitis gonna fly with me?
272
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It's not shit.
273
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You're the best at what you do.
274
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I mean that.
275
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Hey,watch this right here.
276
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Your mother'ssmooth as butter.
277
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P7not always.
278
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Silas,your only lines are,yes,I'm
willing to doanything you say,
279
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and,thank youfor this opportunity.
280
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How much are you paying meto babysit?
281
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Pay you?
282
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That is what I'm doing.
283
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You can't handle him.
284
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So you're giving him to
meto set him straight.
285
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$10 an hour.
286
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I know the going rateis closer to $15.
287
00:16:35,290 --> 00:16:37,510
After business is up
andrunning,I'll buy you a rolex.
288
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Because all black menlike
a little bling-bling?
289
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Yes.
290
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Go on.
291
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Make my boy your bitch.
292
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All right,nancy,you
wantyour boy to be my bitch?
293
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He'll be my bitch.
294
00:17:03,450 --> 00:17:05,120
Doug: Poor guy.
295
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Poor wrecked guy.
296
00:17:15,740 --> 00:17:17,770
Okay,tell meshe gave you a sponge bath.
297
00:17:17,780 --> 00:17:20,730
Tell me she soaped it up and
then slurpedthe gobbledygoop.
298
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Blink once for yes,two
for no,three for hell,yes.
299
00:17:28,300 --> 00:17:31,640
Listen,buddy,you don'thave
to worry about anything.
300
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Buddy doug herehas got your back.
301
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Now,in caseyou turn into a vegetable,
302
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I've taken the liberty of
drawing upthis power of attorney.
303
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You need to sign this now,
304
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:45,600
or your cunt wife will crush the one part
of you thathasn't already been crushed.
305
00:17:45,610 --> 00:17:46,690
All right?
306
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Just try to work with me here.
307
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Sign your name.
308
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There we go.
309
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Your assets are protected.
310
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I speak for you now.
311
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Do you have any assets?
312
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You've got your milf moneycoming to you.
313
00:18:04,780 --> 00:18:05,860
Nanceis back in business.
314
00:18:05,870 --> 00:18:08,400
Conrad's got a grow
housethree times the size.
315
00:18:08,410 --> 00:18:11,620
Money's flowing in likethis
morphine in your arm.
316
00:18:16,980 --> 00:18:19,500
Just a little while. Share the love?
317
00:18:19,510 --> 00:18:22,180
Are you outof your fucking mind?
318
00:18:22,190 --> 00:18:24,350
He might have a disease.
319
00:18:24,760 --> 00:18:26,440
Let's seeif there's any clean needles.
320
00:18:26,450 --> 00:18:28,810
Then we'lljust pull the tube.
321
00:18:28,820 --> 00:18:30,380
Fair enough. I could
use a little something.
322
00:18:30,390 --> 00:18:32,620
It's so hardto see him like this.
323
00:18:32,630 --> 00:18:34,680
You think he'll be in
painif we take the drip out?
324
00:18:34,690 --> 00:18:36,970
He'll be fine. Right,buddy?
325
00:18:36,980 --> 00:18:40,100
You are such a good
friend. We love you,man.
326
00:18:40,490 --> 00:18:42,600
What? Bingo.
327
00:18:42,610 --> 00:18:45,350
Does this meanwe can't go to hawaii?
328
00:18:45,360 --> 00:18:49,560
No,this means I have
tosell the majestic house,
329
00:18:49,570 --> 00:18:54,730
and then I have to payfor someone else
to take care ofthe magnificent invalid.
330
00:18:54,740 --> 00:18:57,850
Baby,you can'tsell the majestic house.
331
00:18:57,860 --> 00:19:00,290
What can I do? I need the money.
332
00:19:00,300 --> 00:19:02,300
No,seriously,you can't sell it.
333
00:19:02,310 --> 00:19:04,530
The mortgage is heldby
a dummy corporation.
334
00:19:04,540 --> 00:19:08,520
You can live in itas long as you want,but
if you try to sell it,the jig's up.
335
00:19:08,530 --> 00:19:10,620
You'll go to jailfor accepting a bribe.
336
00:19:10,630 --> 00:19:12,280
Shit.
337
00:19:12,290 --> 00:19:14,180
Can you sell it for me?
338
00:19:14,190 --> 00:19:15,930
I thought deanwas out of your life.
339
00:19:15,940 --> 00:19:17,630
He was...
340
00:19:17,640 --> 00:19:20,270
till the handitard went
and droveoff of a cliff.
341
00:19:20,280 --> 00:19:23,610
You'll think of something.
You're a very resourceful woman.
342
00:19:30,850 --> 00:19:33,160
Nancy:Fucking rolling blackouts.
343
00:19:33,170 --> 00:19:35,280
The planet'soverpopulated.
344
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Resources are running out.
345
00:19:37,960 --> 00:19:40,230
The world is...
346
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It's doomed.
347
00:19:45,090 --> 00:19:46,420
More wine?
348
00:19:46,430 --> 00:19:48,460
Oh,god,yeah.
349
00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:54,370
I have to sit down.
350
00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:06,180
When shane was little,he
called the starsup aboves.
351
00:20:07,530 --> 00:20:10,440
I miss the simplicityof toddlerhood.
352
00:20:10,450 --> 00:20:12,870
Amen to that.
353
00:20:17,160 --> 00:20:20,030
I'm failingmy children.
354
00:20:20,600 --> 00:20:22,510
Oh,god.
355
00:20:22,520 --> 00:20:24,290
Who isn't?
356
00:20:27,750 --> 00:20:29,140
Yeah.
357
00:20:29,150 --> 00:20:31,570
Tim's kind of a dickhead.
358
00:20:31,580 --> 00:20:33,450
Fuck you. I love my son.
359
00:20:33,460 --> 00:20:35,930
Oh,sorry,of course you do.
360
00:20:36,330 --> 00:20:38,740
I love my dickhead son.
361
00:20:44,360 --> 00:20:46,250
I haveice-cream cake.
362
00:20:46,260 --> 00:20:47,980
I want cake.
363
00:20:47,990 --> 00:20:49,830
Give me cake.
364
00:20:49,840 --> 00:20:51,980
Give me cake!
365
00:20:52,230 --> 00:20:55,630
Someone's yelling,and
people are sleeping.
366
00:20:55,640 --> 00:20:58,070
How drunk are we?
367
00:20:58,080 --> 00:20:59,500
We're not drunk,andy.
368
00:20:59,510 --> 00:21:01,160
- We're - -
lubricated.
369
00:21:01,170 --> 00:21:03,500
Is thatthe technical term?
370
00:21:03,510 --> 00:21:04,990
You got a problemwith that?
371
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:06,260
No,ma'am.
372
00:21:06,270 --> 00:21:07,610
He called me ma'am.
373
00:21:07,620 --> 00:21:09,700
Get him,val,get him.
374
00:21:09,710 --> 00:21:12,160
You think I'm a ma'am?
375
00:21:14,890 --> 00:21:16,830
You are definitelynot a ma'am.
376
00:21:16,840 --> 00:21:17,980
No,ma'am.
377
00:21:17,990 --> 00:21:23,190
I'm getting cake and
threeforks,and no one can stop me.
378
00:21:24,130 --> 00:21:26,210
Thank you.
379
00:21:30,140 --> 00:21:30,960
You getting up?
380
00:21:30,970 --> 00:21:33,240
No,I'm fine down here.
381
00:21:33,250 --> 00:21:34,710
Who's your friend?
382
00:21:35,600 --> 00:21:36,850
Do you like her?
383
00:21:36,860 --> 00:21:38,980
She's,uh...
384
00:21:38,990 --> 00:21:39,730
who is she?
385
00:21:39,740 --> 00:21:41,200
She's my new friend.
386
00:21:41,210 --> 00:21:42,860
About time you got a friend.
387
00:21:42,870 --> 00:21:45,480
Oh,not nice,andy.
388
00:21:45,770 --> 00:21:47,860
Not a nice thingto say.
389
00:21:47,870 --> 00:21:50,430
So,how do you know her?
390
00:21:51,170 --> 00:21:53,970
She's peter's ex-wife.
391
00:21:56,240 --> 00:21:58,390
I'm sorry,nance.
392
00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:00,970
Are you fucking insane?
393
00:22:00,980 --> 00:22:03,200
Thank you. Thank you very much.
394
00:22:03,210 --> 00:22:08,940
You know,it's funny,but if we don't
succeed in life,we run the risk of failure.
395
00:22:09,920 --> 00:22:12,280
It's not pollution
causingproblems in our environment.
396
00:22:12,290 --> 00:22:15,000
It's the impuritiesin
the air and in the water.
397
00:22:15,010 --> 00:22:17,650
So I say to you,my fellow majesticans,
398
00:22:17,660 --> 00:22:21,960
change is goodbecause change...
399
00:22:21,970 --> 00:22:23,830
is change.
400
00:22:29,870 --> 00:22:30,890
Thank you very much.
401
00:22:30,900 --> 00:22:36,430
God bless you,and god
bless the new majestic!
402
00:22:39,590 --> 00:22:41,480
Thank you!
403
00:22:59,140 --> 00:23:00,700
Holy shit.
404
00:23:02,950 --> 00:23:05,890
Wow,that's a lot of sewage.
405
00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:28,900
that motherfucker.
406
00:23:31,830 --> 00:23:33,450
I'm gonnahave him killed.
407
00:23:34,110 --> 00:23:39,510
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