1 00:00:02,230 --> 00:00:05,059 Peter scottson served with dignity and honor. 2 00:00:05,358 --> 00:00:07,584 What in the hell is this? 3 00:00:08,074 --> 00:00:09,637 The Softail Deluxe. 4 00:00:09,779 --> 00:00:11,239 The fuck is it doing in my atrium? 5 00:00:11,391 --> 00:00:12,623 I bought it, it's mine. 6 00:00:13,032 --> 00:00:15,750 - We're not having sex, Mrs. Botwin. - Really ? 7 00:00:15,875 --> 00:00:17,690 I honor god with my abstinence. 8 00:00:17,996 --> 00:00:20,126 What we need is to redirect a small portion 9 00:00:20,248 --> 00:00:21,911 of our sewage through your town. 10 00:00:22,125 --> 00:00:24,009 Shit highway could be our road to riches. 11 00:00:24,233 --> 00:00:25,314 We need these votes. 12 00:00:25,503 --> 00:00:26,813 I'm thinking a golf membership. 13 00:00:27,922 --> 00:00:30,203 I play house. She's all yours. 14 00:00:30,618 --> 00:00:33,108 Thank you, Sullivan Groff. 15 00:00:33,356 --> 00:00:34,974 I had cancer. 16 00:00:35,342 --> 00:00:36,375 I don't care. 17 00:00:38,057 --> 00:00:39,914 Agrestic and Majestic are never gonna merge. 18 00:00:40,143 --> 00:00:41,439 I told them about your deal with Celia. 19 00:00:41,561 --> 00:00:44,449 This project is on hold until there's a full report on the dirt shrew, 20 00:00:44,762 --> 00:00:46,970 and I'm referring to the endangered animal, 21 00:00:47,141 --> 00:00:49,942 not the one in the hard hat and heels who's been sucking your dick. 22 00:00:55,098 --> 00:00:56,915 Very funny, Tim. Open the door. 23 00:00:57,108 --> 00:00:58,679 Open the fucking door! 24 00:00:59,078 --> 00:01:00,871 - I know who you are. - Excuse me? 25 00:01:01,036 --> 00:01:02,168 Why are you here? 26 00:01:03,763 --> 00:01:06,319 And why the fuck are you stalking me? 27 00:01:10,766 --> 00:01:14,769 Weeds - Season 3 Episode 9 Release the hounds 28 00:01:16,141 --> 00:01:19,148 Transcript by testexam 29 00:01:20,727 --> 00:01:24,730 Synchro : Macanto / [dx] Michvanilly / San-A 30 00:01:25,550 --> 00:01:28,567 {special thanks to} 31 00:02:11,876 --> 00:02:13,590 Well? I'm waiting. 32 00:02:14,786 --> 00:02:17,183 - If you'd... - Keep your body still. 33 00:02:17,361 --> 00:02:18,451 Move your lips. 34 00:02:18,574 --> 00:02:20,015 Make sentences. 35 00:02:20,948 --> 00:02:22,330 What are those lines? 36 00:02:24,379 --> 00:02:27,114 You'll get a full diagnostic report from the doctor. 37 00:02:27,295 --> 00:02:28,328 But you know. 38 00:02:29,534 --> 00:02:30,798 You have a week to live. 39 00:02:31,432 --> 00:02:33,189 - That's not funny. - Tickled me. 40 00:02:33,696 --> 00:02:35,296 What the fuck are you doing here? 41 00:02:35,466 --> 00:02:37,179 You want to get some coffee or something? 42 00:02:37,301 --> 00:02:39,862 You're an insane stalker person. Why would I go anywhere with you? 43 00:02:39,984 --> 00:02:42,009 To talk, to explain. 44 00:02:42,753 --> 00:02:46,031 And... Sorry if I freaked you out. 45 00:02:46,281 --> 00:02:49,324 And I swear I'm not dangerous, and I'll buy. 46 00:02:49,930 --> 00:02:53,592 Latte, cookies, you name it. 47 00:02:55,143 --> 00:02:57,656 You're gonna keep stalking me unless I do this, aren't you? 48 00:02:58,331 --> 00:03:01,538 I can't answer definitively yes or no at this point. 49 00:03:03,198 --> 00:03:04,674 There's a place across the street. 50 00:03:04,776 --> 00:03:06,277 I'll meet you there in an hour. 51 00:03:06,512 --> 00:03:08,098 Great. That's great. 52 00:03:10,665 --> 00:03:12,562 - What? - Could you release the hounds? 53 00:03:12,728 --> 00:03:14,092 - No. - No? 54 00:03:14,263 --> 00:03:17,286 I'm gonna send in another tech to do your side angles. 55 00:03:17,399 --> 00:03:19,715 Might as well finish what you started. 56 00:04:36,446 --> 00:04:38,353 Ok. Let's make this quick. 57 00:04:38,965 --> 00:04:40,641 It's fucking hot, out here. 58 00:04:42,141 --> 00:04:44,310 - Don't you love coffee? - Yes, I do. 59 00:04:44,637 --> 00:04:46,642 I love coffee, slept with Peter, just like you. 60 00:04:48,112 --> 00:04:49,774 We must be long-lost twins. 61 00:04:50,691 --> 00:04:52,495 I have those same earrings at home. 62 00:04:53,723 --> 00:04:54,785 They're nice. 63 00:04:55,374 --> 00:04:56,777 How's... Tim doing? 64 00:04:57,116 --> 00:04:59,113 How do you think he's doing? His father's dead. 65 00:05:00,417 --> 00:05:03,883 I have boys too... two boys. Dead father. 66 00:05:04,229 --> 00:05:08,767 Heart attack, though, not, well, however Peter died. 67 00:05:09,045 --> 00:05:11,273 Is Tim seeing a grief counselor? 68 00:05:11,840 --> 00:05:14,177 Shane went, but I don't know if it did anything. 69 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:16,168 I guess time and... 70 00:05:16,544 --> 00:05:19,306 This is my break, and you are not my friend, 71 00:05:19,416 --> 00:05:20,809 so why am I sitting here? 72 00:05:21,630 --> 00:05:23,101 Don't you want to talk about Peter? 73 00:05:23,259 --> 00:05:25,251 Not with some random woman he was fucking, 74 00:05:25,469 --> 00:05:26,630 who my son hates. 75 00:05:27,152 --> 00:05:29,192 I used to think that it was because 76 00:05:29,295 --> 00:05:30,855 he wanted Peter and me to reconcile, 77 00:05:30,955 --> 00:05:32,787 but now I'm thinking it's because 78 00:05:32,931 --> 00:05:36,412 you're a crazy, stalker, narcissist whackjob. 79 00:05:39,873 --> 00:05:41,421 I started sketching again. 80 00:05:42,620 --> 00:05:45,910 Jesus, I do sound nuts. I'm not. 81 00:05:47,463 --> 00:05:49,175 You're right, this is all ridiculous. 82 00:05:50,547 --> 00:05:52,333 I don't know what I expected. I'm sorry. 83 00:05:53,220 --> 00:05:54,291 Nice meeting you... 84 00:05:54,692 --> 00:05:56,867 Even though you are kind of a bitch. 85 00:05:57,494 --> 00:05:58,518 Bye. 86 00:06:02,790 --> 00:06:05,346 Here. You can throw it away if you want, Ok? 87 00:06:19,534 --> 00:06:20,841 I have two questions. 88 00:06:21,067 --> 00:06:23,282 One, why isn't the air-conditioning on? 89 00:06:23,517 --> 00:06:24,798 I don't think it's working. 90 00:06:25,556 --> 00:06:28,992 And Shane, can I play brickbreaker on this thing? 91 00:06:29,158 --> 00:06:30,909 Those are for business purposes only. 92 00:06:31,433 --> 00:06:35,113 Sanjay, your territories are colleges, junior colleges, trade schools... 93 00:06:35,224 --> 00:06:37,211 And gay bars and dance clubs, 94 00:06:37,407 --> 00:06:38,573 'cause I'm a faggot. 95 00:06:38,963 --> 00:06:40,866 I can call myself that but you can't, 96 00:06:40,969 --> 00:06:42,732 'cause I'm gay, and you're not. 97 00:06:42,989 --> 00:06:44,801 I'm not ashamed. This is who I am. 98 00:06:44,901 --> 00:06:45,934 Good for you. 99 00:06:46,292 --> 00:06:49,130 I'll sell to anyone cool who wants some weed. I'm flexy. 100 00:06:49,470 --> 00:06:52,446 Don't be too flexy. Remember we start with people we've dealt to before, 101 00:06:52,561 --> 00:06:54,974 and we only expand when a customer has been vouched for. 102 00:06:55,090 --> 00:06:57,189 You're forgetting one key territory. 103 00:06:57,903 --> 00:06:59,546 Hi, Silas. I'm gay. 104 00:06:59,984 --> 00:07:01,214 You can get help for that. 105 00:07:01,316 --> 00:07:04,215 Oh, I know. This guy Stuart's been really helping me. 106 00:07:04,577 --> 00:07:06,215 Stuart's the best. 107 00:07:06,425 --> 00:07:09,475 Silas, why don't we talk about this after Tara goes home? 108 00:07:09,813 --> 00:07:11,817 This is about Tara. Hear me out. 109 00:07:12,822 --> 00:07:15,212 Tara is completely active in the church, 110 00:07:15,454 --> 00:07:18,335 and they have, like, 10,000 members. 111 00:07:18,653 --> 00:07:20,255 It's a totally untapped market. 112 00:07:20,356 --> 00:07:22,453 They say when christ was anointed with oil 113 00:07:22,556 --> 00:07:25,885 by John the baptist, it was cannabis oil. 114 00:07:26,832 --> 00:07:27,928 That sounds hot. 115 00:07:28,768 --> 00:07:31,307 The Lord wants me to sell pot, Mrs. Botwin. 116 00:07:31,466 --> 00:07:32,720 - Really? - Yes. 117 00:07:33,013 --> 00:07:35,269 And he also wants me to buy a new BMW... 118 00:07:35,898 --> 00:07:37,430 Preferably the convertible. 119 00:07:37,590 --> 00:07:40,687 The good christian people of Majestic like to get baked. 120 00:07:41,318 --> 00:07:42,878 That explains so much. 121 00:07:44,256 --> 00:07:45,709 Shane, would you get that, please? 122 00:07:45,812 --> 00:07:46,813 So, am I in? 123 00:07:47,154 --> 00:07:49,876 I promise I'm gonna be your number-one salesperson. 124 00:07:52,348 --> 00:07:54,104 - You work on straight commission. - Fine. 125 00:07:54,205 --> 00:07:56,006 - Never say where you get your product. - Never. 126 00:07:56,186 --> 00:07:58,000 You realize you're doing something illegal? 127 00:07:58,845 --> 00:08:01,065 I answer to a much higher authority. 128 00:08:04,637 --> 00:08:05,665 Fine, you're in. 129 00:08:08,810 --> 00:08:10,179 Do I get a cellphone, too? 130 00:08:10,911 --> 00:08:11,916 Take Silas's. 131 00:08:12,717 --> 00:08:14,853 Then how am I supposed to cover my territory? 132 00:08:14,958 --> 00:08:17,972 You don't. Delivery requires discretion, which you clearly lack, 133 00:08:18,089 --> 00:08:20,214 so I'm gonna think of something else for you to do. 134 00:08:20,316 --> 00:08:22,100 Someone named Valerie is here. 135 00:08:22,251 --> 00:08:23,945 She says she wants to talk to you. 136 00:08:27,757 --> 00:08:29,138 What am I doing here? 137 00:08:31,209 --> 00:08:34,281 I wanted to apologize for acting like an asshole. 138 00:08:35,179 --> 00:08:36,963 No, that was fair. 139 00:08:37,131 --> 00:08:38,903 I mean... I did stalk you. 140 00:08:40,957 --> 00:08:42,054 Tim's in the car... 141 00:08:42,185 --> 00:08:45,011 I got your address from your mammogram papers, 142 00:08:45,118 --> 00:08:48,243 drove over... Drove by the house a few times. 143 00:08:48,422 --> 00:08:51,816 Your neighbor on the corner is really into gnomes, huh? 144 00:08:52,642 --> 00:08:55,015 Did you call before and hang up? 145 00:08:55,215 --> 00:08:57,618 - Twice. - Crazy stalker person. 146 00:08:57,905 --> 00:09:01,173 - Call it even? - No, I'm having you arrested... 147 00:09:01,472 --> 00:09:02,916 Restraining order, the whole thing. 148 00:09:04,395 --> 00:09:06,875 Little shit. All right, look, I got you this. 149 00:09:07,215 --> 00:09:09,505 It's a bath bomb -- Effervescent. 150 00:09:09,681 --> 00:09:12,708 My advice is to let it bubble between your legs. 151 00:09:12,814 --> 00:09:15,949 The carbonation effect, it's really enjoyable. 152 00:09:16,806 --> 00:09:17,948 And it smells nice. 153 00:09:19,510 --> 00:09:21,753 - Thanks. - Just take it. I'm an overgifter. 154 00:09:22,093 --> 00:09:23,983 Not a big deal. Oh, well... 155 00:09:26,186 --> 00:09:27,278 I'm gonna go. 156 00:09:28,053 --> 00:09:29,556 Thanks for the bath thing. 157 00:09:29,861 --> 00:09:32,520 Oh, and your boobs are fine -- Benign. 158 00:09:33,248 --> 00:09:34,469 Fine and benign. 159 00:09:35,338 --> 00:09:37,158 Aren't you glad I'm not a proctologist? 160 00:09:37,662 --> 00:09:40,105 Well, you have short fingernails 161 00:09:40,269 --> 00:09:41,689 but a lot of anger, so... 162 00:09:43,196 --> 00:09:45,322 Okay, I'm gonna go smack my kid 163 00:09:45,462 --> 00:09:46,684 and take him to the shrink. 164 00:09:47,282 --> 00:09:48,809 Oh, hey, um... 165 00:09:50,930 --> 00:09:52,327 Are you free for dinner tomorrow? 166 00:09:53,185 --> 00:09:55,519 The referendum will pass. 167 00:09:57,738 --> 00:10:00,533 - I'm tense. - Ooh, you want a massage? 168 00:10:00,833 --> 00:10:03,099 Yes. In maui. 169 00:10:03,451 --> 00:10:06,962 A week in wailea with you when this is all over. What do you say? 170 00:10:07,996 --> 00:10:10,449 I say I'm one lucky girl. 171 00:10:16,953 --> 00:10:19,244 Hello... Isabelle... 172 00:10:21,381 --> 00:10:23,365 Well, how in the hell should I know where he is? 173 00:10:23,471 --> 00:10:25,337 Have you tried his cellphone? 174 00:10:27,228 --> 00:10:30,173 Well, maybe you should call child protective services. 175 00:10:31,300 --> 00:10:34,996 I'm sure he's fine. God protects the stupid. 176 00:10:46,513 --> 00:10:48,967 I'm not feeling any cold air. I think it's broken. 177 00:10:49,097 --> 00:10:51,821 When a customer calls in to the computer database, 178 00:10:52,091 --> 00:10:53,917 he or she types in a client ID Number. 179 00:10:54,070 --> 00:10:56,054 - It's not working. - You haven't even tried it. 180 00:10:56,300 --> 00:10:59,659 No, the air-conditioning. I don't think it's working. 181 00:11:03,112 --> 00:11:05,501 Okay, we need to talk. 182 00:11:05,947 --> 00:11:08,485 Bet your ass we do. Where's Tara? 183 00:11:09,683 --> 00:11:11,647 She's at her youth group. She's coming by later. 184 00:11:11,749 --> 00:11:13,576 I'm in the middle of explaining this to you. 185 00:11:13,806 --> 00:11:16,213 Praying that they'll have her BMW 186 00:11:16,366 --> 00:11:17,564 in the color that she wants? 187 00:11:17,787 --> 00:11:18,797 What's your problem? 188 00:11:18,973 --> 00:11:20,218 I guess we'll go over it later. 189 00:11:20,323 --> 00:11:23,963 Honey I'm sorry. Go eat some cake or watch Youtube or something. 190 00:11:24,257 --> 00:11:25,842 Were you trying to impress her -- 191 00:11:26,558 --> 00:11:27,873 The bad-boy drug dealer 192 00:11:28,002 --> 00:11:29,728 who drives all the good girls wild? 193 00:11:29,904 --> 00:11:30,914 It's not like that. 194 00:11:31,066 --> 00:11:33,790 She is totally, totally trustworthy. 195 00:11:34,002 --> 00:11:36,937 You would know this how? You met her three weeks ago. 196 00:11:37,348 --> 00:11:38,802 In your 17 years on earth, 197 00:11:38,966 --> 00:11:41,878 you've gained such great insight and wisdom into people? 198 00:11:42,019 --> 00:11:44,015 She's gonna make a lot of money for us. 199 00:11:44,238 --> 00:11:45,594 We know nothing about her 200 00:11:45,818 --> 00:11:47,403 except that she's a fundamentalist 201 00:11:47,638 --> 00:11:49,798 who likes to smoke a lot of pot. 202 00:11:50,714 --> 00:11:52,755 That does not inspire me with confidence. 203 00:11:52,954 --> 00:11:55,326 You married a DEA Agent. 204 00:11:55,479 --> 00:11:57,663 also, monumentally stupid. 205 00:11:58,062 --> 00:12:01,171 I would hope that my children could learn from my mistakes. 206 00:12:01,735 --> 00:12:03,167 I'd like my phone back. 207 00:12:03,308 --> 00:12:06,390 No, as I told you before, I have other plans for you. 208 00:12:06,613 --> 00:12:08,586 You're coming with me to the grow house tomorrow 209 00:12:08,692 --> 00:12:11,001 Should I be excited, or is this, like, punishment? 210 00:12:11,247 --> 00:12:13,149 This is, like, a way to learn about a business 211 00:12:13,314 --> 00:12:14,906 from the ground up, literally. 212 00:12:15,176 --> 00:12:17,384 This is also, like, a way to keep you occupied 213 00:12:17,560 --> 00:12:20,378 so you don't, like, go off and do something else, like, stupid. 214 00:12:20,554 --> 00:12:21,634 Like, get it? 215 00:13:11,483 --> 00:13:13,737 Just a little something to say, 216 00:13:13,948 --> 00:13:15,639 "thank you for all your help." 217 00:13:20,331 --> 00:13:23,572 90-fucking-percent of the vote, baby. 218 00:13:28,898 --> 00:13:30,073 I'm not gonna answer that. 219 00:13:30,354 --> 00:13:31,528 It might be important. 220 00:13:31,775 --> 00:13:36,684 Everything that's important is right here in this room. 221 00:13:48,320 --> 00:13:49,327 It's your daughter. 222 00:13:49,647 --> 00:13:51,161 Tell her you're busy till tomorrow. 223 00:13:51,737 --> 00:13:54,481 Then we can eat and fuck all day without interruption. 224 00:13:56,591 --> 00:13:57,606 What? 225 00:13:59,556 --> 00:14:01,575 I can't understand anything that you're say-- 226 00:14:01,943 --> 00:14:03,199 Stop crying. 227 00:14:03,998 --> 00:14:06,792 Isabelle, stop crying and talk! 228 00:14:15,800 --> 00:14:17,056 Son of a bitch. 229 00:14:28,254 --> 00:14:31,119 Will you drop the "steel magnolias" bit? 230 00:14:31,518 --> 00:14:32,692 He's still breathing. 231 00:14:33,467 --> 00:14:35,639 Why are you such a cunt? 232 00:14:37,078 --> 00:14:38,933 Please don't use foul language, Isabelle. 233 00:14:39,215 --> 00:14:41,564 People will think you weren't raised right. 234 00:14:41,740 --> 00:14:43,325 I wonder why. 235 00:14:43,917 --> 00:14:45,103 Ow, stop! 236 00:14:48,332 --> 00:14:49,624 Good afternoon, Mrs. Hodes. 237 00:14:49,835 --> 00:14:50,917 Yeah, for who? 238 00:14:52,373 --> 00:14:53,840 Is he going to be okay? 239 00:14:54,063 --> 00:14:55,681 He's lucky to be alive. 240 00:14:55,998 --> 00:14:58,997 Animal urine disinfected many of his wounds. 241 00:15:02,015 --> 00:15:03,120 Animals peed on him? 242 00:15:03,296 --> 00:15:04,448 Apparently, several. 243 00:15:04,858 --> 00:15:07,007 Hmm, that's somehow perfect. 244 00:15:08,370 --> 00:15:11,099 He's gonna be all right, though, right? 245 00:15:11,709 --> 00:15:14,732 The initial surgery was successful, but he'll need several more. 246 00:15:15,043 --> 00:15:17,791 Then there will be a tremendous amount of rehabilitation needed. 247 00:15:18,247 --> 00:15:20,396 We're looking down a long road here, Mrs. Hodes. 248 00:15:20,666 --> 00:15:23,801 No, not we. Him and you. 249 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:26,596 Not me. We are getting a divorce. 250 00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:28,299 So, who should I speak to? 251 00:15:29,097 --> 00:15:31,469 - There's no one else. - There has to be someone else. 252 00:15:31,736 --> 00:15:33,239 He was an only child. 253 00:15:33,544 --> 00:15:36,045 Grandma and grandpa are dead. 254 00:15:36,667 --> 00:15:38,386 There's no one else but you. 255 00:15:38,632 --> 00:15:40,499 Well, what about the state? 256 00:15:40,793 --> 00:15:43,366 I'm sure there must be some lovely, 257 00:15:43,519 --> 00:15:46,726 state-funded institutions that will take him. 258 00:15:48,719 --> 00:15:51,044 - Dad. - Oh, God. 259 00:15:53,676 --> 00:15:55,097 Come on! Move it! 260 00:15:57,234 --> 00:15:59,500 What's going on, Dwight? Just open the gate. 261 00:15:59,747 --> 00:16:02,602 Doug Wilson -- councilman Doug. I'm here every day. 262 00:16:03,518 --> 00:16:05,836 Don't you remember I wore that pompom hat the other day? 263 00:16:06,106 --> 00:16:09,018 You loved that hat. Yeah, you did. 264 00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:20,174 What? This is letting the air-conditioning escape. 265 00:16:20,350 --> 00:16:23,602 Sir I'm sorry but the computer's telling me that your membership's been revoked. 266 00:16:23,814 --> 00:16:25,070 What? By who? 267 00:16:25,588 --> 00:16:28,019 I don't know, but it's in red. It's from pretty high up. 268 00:16:29,263 --> 00:16:30,731 You have to turn your car around. 269 00:16:30,966 --> 00:16:32,117 No, I'm not moving. 270 00:16:32,422 --> 00:16:34,183 Sullivan Groff and this whole fucking place 271 00:16:34,288 --> 00:16:35,709 can kiss my black ass. 272 00:16:37,351 --> 00:16:38,853 This is so not over. 273 00:16:39,229 --> 00:16:41,989 I'm sorry, Mr. Wilson. I did like your pompom hat. 274 00:16:42,259 --> 00:16:44,630 Save yourself, Dwight, you're too good for these assholes. 275 00:16:44,824 --> 00:16:46,174 Go get a job you can be proud of. 276 00:16:46,327 --> 00:16:47,677 We'll see who laughs last. 277 00:16:49,086 --> 00:16:51,053 Conrad, teach him to grow. 278 00:16:51,816 --> 00:16:53,026 This little fucker? 279 00:16:53,378 --> 00:16:54,564 No, hold up. 280 00:16:54,732 --> 00:16:57,385 Okay, no, this little fucker steals our shit, 281 00:16:57,749 --> 00:17:01,054 ruins everybody's life and I'm supposed to be his mentor? 282 00:17:01,397 --> 00:17:03,919 Think of it as a big-brother kind of thing, 283 00:17:04,295 --> 00:17:05,573 or scared straight. 284 00:17:05,879 --> 00:17:08,157 He needs a positive male influence in his life. 285 00:17:08,333 --> 00:17:09,743 I'm the only man you know? 286 00:17:09,966 --> 00:17:11,035 The only real man. 287 00:17:11,234 --> 00:17:12,925 You think this shit is gonna fly with me? 288 00:17:13,031 --> 00:17:15,961 It's not shit. You're the best at what you do. 289 00:17:17,088 --> 00:17:18,109 I mean that. 290 00:17:19,895 --> 00:17:21,642 Hey, watch this right here. 291 00:17:22,194 --> 00:17:23,767 Your mother's smooth as butter. 292 00:17:24,096 --> 00:17:25,165 Not always. 293 00:17:26,151 --> 00:17:28,828 Your only lines are, "yes, I'm willing to do anything you say," 294 00:17:28,994 --> 00:17:30,697 and, "thank you for this opportunity." 295 00:17:33,407 --> 00:17:35,003 How much are you paying me to babysit? 296 00:17:36,683 --> 00:17:38,720 - Pay you? - That is what I'm doing. 297 00:17:39,028 --> 00:17:42,242 You can't handle him, so you're giving him to me, to set him straight. 298 00:17:42,385 --> 00:17:43,395 $10 an hour. 299 00:17:43,512 --> 00:17:46,665 Don't be cheap with me, I know the going rate is closer to $15 in the suburbs. 300 00:17:46,770 --> 00:17:49,025 After business is up and running, I'll buy you a Rolex. 301 00:17:49,131 --> 00:17:51,550 Because all black men like a little bling-bling? 302 00:17:51,703 --> 00:17:52,712 Yes. 303 00:17:53,605 --> 00:17:54,620 Go on. 304 00:17:55,413 --> 00:17:57,323 Make my boy your bitch. 305 00:18:02,929 --> 00:18:05,928 All right, Nancy. You want your boy to be my bitch? 306 00:18:10,805 --> 00:18:12,504 He'll be my bitch. 307 00:18:14,387 --> 00:18:15,402 Poor guy. 308 00:18:16,248 --> 00:18:18,247 Poor wrecked guy. 309 00:18:26,821 --> 00:18:28,710 Okay, tell me she gave you a sponge bath. 310 00:18:28,867 --> 00:18:31,408 Tell me she soaped it up, and then slurped the gobbledygood. 311 00:18:31,862 --> 00:18:36,108 Blink once for "yes, "two for "no," three for "hell, yes." 312 00:18:39,443 --> 00:18:42,521 Listen, buddy, you don't have to worry about anything. 313 00:18:42,743 --> 00:18:44,739 Buddy Doug here has got your back. 314 00:18:45,086 --> 00:18:47,338 Now, in case you turn into a vegetable, 315 00:18:47,693 --> 00:18:50,508 I've taken the liberty, of drawing up this power of attorney. 316 00:18:50,793 --> 00:18:54,021 You need to sign this now, or your cunt wife will crush 317 00:18:54,148 --> 00:18:56,553 the one part of you that hasn't already been crushed. 318 00:18:56,681 --> 00:18:59,797 All right? Just try to work with me here. 319 00:19:03,649 --> 00:19:04,807 Sign your name. 320 00:19:06,061 --> 00:19:07,135 There we go. 321 00:19:08,396 --> 00:19:10,780 Your assets are protected. I speak for you now. 322 00:19:10,992 --> 00:19:12,516 Do you have any assets? 323 00:19:13,559 --> 00:19:15,763 You've got your milf money coming to you, buddy. 324 00:19:15,920 --> 00:19:19,077 Nance is back in business. Conrad's got a grow house three times the size. 325 00:19:19,454 --> 00:19:21,902 Money's flowing in like this morphine in your arm. 326 00:19:28,076 --> 00:19:30,189 Just a little while. Share the love? 327 00:19:30,758 --> 00:19:32,304 Are you out of your fucking mind? 328 00:19:33,485 --> 00:19:34,530 He might have a disease. 329 00:19:35,824 --> 00:19:38,701 Let's see if there's any clean needles. Then we'll just pull the tube. 330 00:19:39,919 --> 00:19:41,295 Fair enough. I could use a little something. 331 00:19:41,406 --> 00:19:43,328 It's so hard to see him like this. 332 00:19:43,756 --> 00:19:45,888 You think he'll be in pain if we take the drip out? 333 00:19:45,992 --> 00:19:47,711 He'll be fine. Right, buddy? 334 00:19:48,059 --> 00:19:50,562 You are such a good friend. We love you, man. 335 00:19:51,576 --> 00:19:52,716 - What? - Bingo. 336 00:19:53,797 --> 00:19:55,728 Does this mean we can't go to hawaii? 337 00:19:56,404 --> 00:20:00,208 No, this means I have to sell the majestic house, 338 00:20:00,702 --> 00:20:03,015 and then I have to pay for someone else 339 00:20:03,182 --> 00:20:05,665 to take care of "the magnificent invalid." 340 00:20:05,843 --> 00:20:08,721 Baby, you can't sell the majestic house. 341 00:20:08,987 --> 00:20:11,138 What can I do? I need the money. 342 00:20:11,372 --> 00:20:13,325 No, seriously, you can't sell it. 343 00:20:13,433 --> 00:20:15,379 The mortgage is held by a dummy corporation. 344 00:20:15,688 --> 00:20:19,437 You can live in it as long as you want, but if you try to sell it, the jig's up. 345 00:20:19,676 --> 00:20:21,445 You'll go to jail for accepting a bribe. 346 00:20:21,723 --> 00:20:25,011 Shit. Can you sell it for me? 347 00:20:25,215 --> 00:20:26,853 I thought dean was out of your life. 348 00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:31,214 He was... Till the handitard went and drove off of a cliff. 349 00:20:31,355 --> 00:20:34,519 You'll think of something. You're a very resourceful woman. 350 00:20:41,781 --> 00:20:43,689 Fucking rolling blackouts. 351 00:20:44,201 --> 00:20:45,800 The planet's overpopulated. 352 00:20:46,374 --> 00:20:48,265 Resources are running out. 353 00:20:48,929 --> 00:20:50,055 The world is... 354 00:20:52,589 --> 00:20:53,796 ...it's doomed. 355 00:20:56,209 --> 00:21:00,010 - More wine? - Oh, god, yeah. 356 00:21:03,397 --> 00:21:04,725 I have to sit down. 357 00:21:12,569 --> 00:21:16,606 When Shane was little, he called the stars "up aboves" 358 00:21:18,700 --> 00:21:20,716 I Miss the simplicity of toddlerhood. 359 00:21:21,592 --> 00:21:22,828 Amen to that. 360 00:21:28,311 --> 00:21:30,196 I'm failing my children. 361 00:21:31,563 --> 00:21:32,569 Oh, God. 362 00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:34,677 Who isn't? 363 00:21:38,742 --> 00:21:41,684 Yeah. Tim's kind of a dickhead. 364 00:21:42,739 --> 00:21:46,511 - Fuck you. I love my son. - Oh, sorry, of course you do. 365 00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:49,110 I love my dickhead son. 366 00:21:55,428 --> 00:21:56,912 I have ice-cream cake. 367 00:21:57,467 --> 00:22:00,586 I want cake. Give me cake. 368 00:22:00,939 --> 00:22:02,831 Give me cake! 369 00:22:03,404 --> 00:22:06,505 Someone's yelling, and people are sleeping. 370 00:22:06,657 --> 00:22:09,000 How drunk are we? 371 00:22:09,142 --> 00:22:12,033 We're not drunk, andy. We're lubricated. 372 00:22:12,264 --> 00:22:13,659 Is that the technical term? 373 00:22:14,813 --> 00:22:17,018 - You got a problem with that? - No, ma'am. 374 00:22:17,370 --> 00:22:18,539 He called me "ma'am." 375 00:22:18,851 --> 00:22:20,285 Get him, val, get him. 376 00:22:21,038 --> 00:22:22,566 You think I'm a "ma'am"? 377 00:22:26,049 --> 00:22:28,957 You are definitely not a "ma'am." no, ma'am. 378 00:22:29,125 --> 00:22:33,533 I'm getting cake and three forks, and no one can stop me. 379 00:22:35,138 --> 00:22:36,178 Thank you. 380 00:22:41,292 --> 00:22:44,167 - You getting up? - No, I'm fine down here. 381 00:22:44,419 --> 00:22:45,827 Who's your friend? 382 00:22:46,660 --> 00:22:47,719 Do you like her? 383 00:22:47,847 --> 00:22:50,658 She's, uh... Who is she? 384 00:22:50,815 --> 00:22:53,683 - She's my new friend. - About time you got a friend. 385 00:22:53,981 --> 00:22:55,826 Oh, not nice, andy. 386 00:22:56,905 --> 00:22:58,567 Not a nice thing to say. 387 00:22:59,007 --> 00:23:00,748 So, How do you know her? 388 00:23:02,355 --> 00:23:03,795 She's Peter's ex-wife. 389 00:23:07,207 --> 00:23:11,028 I'm sorry, Nance. Are you fucking insane? 390 00:23:12,010 --> 00:23:13,599 Thank you. Thank you very much. 391 00:23:14,465 --> 00:23:17,748 You know, it's funny, but if we don't succeed in life, 392 00:23:18,248 --> 00:23:19,759 we run the risk of failure. 393 00:23:20,923 --> 00:23:23,307 It's not pollution causing problems in our environment. 394 00:23:23,427 --> 00:23:25,637 It's the impurities in the air and in the water. 395 00:23:26,130 --> 00:23:28,369 So I say to you, my fellow majesticans, 396 00:23:28,728 --> 00:23:30,372 change is good... 397 00:23:31,284 --> 00:23:33,793 because change... is change. 398 00:23:40,736 --> 00:23:41,760 Thank you very much. 399 00:23:42,045 --> 00:23:46,483 God bless you, and God bless the new Majestic! 400 00:23:50,444 --> 00:23:51,450 Thank you! 401 00:24:10,032 --> 00:24:11,036 Holy shit. 402 00:24:14,398 --> 00:24:16,616 Wow, that's a lot of sewage 403 00:24:38,351 --> 00:24:39,659 that motherfucker. 404 00:24:42,950 --> 00:24:44,770 I'm gonna have him killed.