1 00:00:02,280 --> 00:00:04,077 Previously on Weeds. 2 00:00:04,160 --> 00:00:07,152 (Man) Peter Scottson served with dignity and honour. 3 00:00:07,280 --> 00:00:11,398 - What in the hell is this? - The Softail Deluxe. 4 00:00:11,480 --> 00:00:14,517 - What the fuck is it doing in my atrium? - I bought it. It's mine. 5 00:00:14,600 --> 00:00:16,556 We're not having sex, Mrs Botwin. 6 00:00:16,640 --> 00:00:19,279 - Oh, really? - I honour God with my abstinence. 7 00:00:19,360 --> 00:00:23,239 What we need is to redirect a small portion of our sewage through your town. 8 00:00:23,320 --> 00:00:25,151 Shit highway could be our road to riches. 9 00:00:25,280 --> 00:00:26,315 We need these votes. 10 00:00:26,400 --> 00:00:28,789 I'm thinking a golf membership. 11 00:00:28,880 --> 00:00:29,835 I play house. 12 00:00:29,920 --> 00:00:31,148 She's all yours. 13 00:00:31,280 --> 00:00:33,748 Thank you, Sullivan Groff. 14 00:00:33,840 --> 00:00:36,991 - I had cancer. - I don't care. 15 00:00:38,600 --> 00:00:41,876 Agrestic and Majestic are never gonna merge. I told them about your deal with Celia. 16 00:00:41,960 --> 00:00:44,838 This project is on hold until there is a full report on the dirt shrew, 17 00:00:44,920 --> 00:00:48,913 and I'm referring to the endangered animal, not the one in the hard hat and heels 18 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:50,911 who's been sucking your dick. 19 00:00:52,360 --> 00:00:53,509 (Car horn) 20 00:00:54,960 --> 00:00:58,635 Very funny, Tim. Open the door. Open the fucking door! 21 00:00:58,720 --> 00:01:00,517 - I know who you are. - Excuse me? 22 00:01:00,600 --> 00:01:03,114 Why are you here? 23 00:01:03,200 --> 00:01:06,033 And why the fuck are you stalking me? 24 00:01:11,600 --> 00:01:15,149 ♪ (Joan Baez) Little boxes on the hillside 25 00:01:15,280 --> 00:01:18,113 ♪ Little boxes made of ticky-tacky 26 00:01:18,200 --> 00:01:21,431 ♪ Little boxes on the hillside 27 00:01:21,520 --> 00:01:24,280 ♪ Little boxes all the same 28 00:01:24,280 --> 00:01:27,511 ♪ There's a green one and a pink one 29 00:01:27,600 --> 00:01:30,797 ♪ A blue one and a yellow one 30 00:01:30,880 --> 00:01:33,952 ♪ And they're all made out of ticky-tacky 31 00:01:34,040 --> 00:01:36,998 ♪ They all lookjust the same 32 00:01:38,320 --> 00:01:41,630 ♪ And the people in the houses 33 00:01:41,720 --> 00:01:44,598 ♪ All went to the university 34 00:01:44,680 --> 00:01:48,036 ♪ Where they were put in boxes 35 00:01:48,120 --> 00:01:50,634 ♪ And they came out all the same 36 00:01:50,720 --> 00:01:54,554 ♪ And there's doctors and there's lawyers 37 00:01:54,640 --> 00:01:57,393 ♪ And business executives 38 00:01:57,480 --> 00:02:00,631 ♪ And they're all made out of ticky-tacky 39 00:02:00,720 --> 00:02:04,349 ♪ And they all lookjust the same ♪ 40 00:02:08,640 --> 00:02:10,312 Well? I'm waiting. 41 00:02:11,400 --> 00:02:13,834 - If you'd... - Keep your body still. 42 00:02:13,920 --> 00:02:16,559 Move your lips. Make sentences. 43 00:02:17,320 --> 00:02:18,878 What are those lines? 44 00:02:20,560 --> 00:02:23,313 You'll get a full diagnostic report from the doctor. 45 00:02:23,400 --> 00:02:24,515 But you know. 46 00:02:25,480 --> 00:02:27,232 You have a week to live. 47 00:02:27,320 --> 00:02:29,436 - That's not funny. - Tickled me. 48 00:02:29,520 --> 00:02:31,112 What the fuck are you doing here? 49 00:02:31,200 --> 00:02:32,872 You want to get some coffee or something? 50 00:02:32,960 --> 00:02:35,599 You're an insane stalker person. Why would I go anywhere with you? 51 00:02:35,680 --> 00:02:37,796 To talk, to explain. 52 00:02:38,280 --> 00:02:41,511 And... Sorry if I freaked you out. 53 00:02:41,600 --> 00:02:45,036 And I swear I'm not dangerous, and I'll buy. 54 00:02:45,120 --> 00:02:48,795 Latte, cookies, name it. 55 00:02:50,280 --> 00:02:53,280 You're gonna keep stalking me unless I do this, aren't you? 56 00:02:53,280 --> 00:02:56,875 I can't answer definitively yes or no at this point. 57 00:02:56,960 --> 00:03:00,919 Fine. There's a place across the street. I'll meet you there in an hour. 58 00:03:01,040 --> 00:03:02,837 Great. That's great. 59 00:03:04,080 --> 00:03:05,513 - Valerie? - What? 60 00:03:05,600 --> 00:03:07,716 - Could you release the hounds? - No. 61 00:03:07,800 --> 00:03:08,869 - No? - No. 62 00:03:08,960 --> 00:03:11,394 I'm gonna send in another tech to do your side angles. 63 00:03:11,480 --> 00:03:13,948 Might as well finish what you started. 64 00:04:11,720 --> 00:04:12,869 - (Brakes screech) - Oh. 65 00:04:17,640 --> 00:04:18,755 (Crash) 66 00:04:21,320 --> 00:04:22,673 (Groaning) 67 00:04:24,560 --> 00:04:25,754 (Slurping) 68 00:04:27,320 --> 00:04:29,470 OK, let's make this quick. 69 00:04:29,560 --> 00:04:31,516 It's fucking hot out here. 70 00:04:32,640 --> 00:04:34,995 - Don't you love coffee? - Yes, I do. 71 00:04:35,080 --> 00:04:38,152 I love coffee, slept with Peter, just like you. 72 00:04:38,280 --> 00:04:40,077 We must be long-lost twins. 73 00:04:40,960 --> 00:04:43,713 I have those same earrings at home. 74 00:04:43,800 --> 00:04:45,153 They're nice. 75 00:04:45,280 --> 00:04:46,759 How's... How's Tim doing? 76 00:04:46,840 --> 00:04:50,280 How do you think he's doing? His father's dead. 77 00:04:50,280 --> 00:04:53,829 I have boys, too. Two boys. Dead father. 78 00:04:53,920 --> 00:04:58,471 Heart attack, though, not, well, however Peter died. 79 00:04:58,560 --> 00:05:01,074 Is Tim seeing a grief counsellor? 80 00:05:01,160 --> 00:05:04,280 Shane went. I don't know if it did anything. 81 00:05:04,280 --> 00:05:06,635 - I guess time and... - You know, this is my break, 82 00:05:06,720 --> 00:05:09,951 and you are not my friend, so why am I sitting here? 83 00:05:10,040 --> 00:05:12,031 Don't you want to talk about Peter? 84 00:05:12,120 --> 00:05:15,874 Not with some random woman he was fucking, who my son hates. 85 00:05:15,960 --> 00:05:19,748 You know, I used to think that it was because he wanted Peter and me to reconcile, 86 00:05:19,840 --> 00:05:24,994 but now I'm thinking it's because you're a crazy, stalker, narcissist whack job. 87 00:05:28,200 --> 00:05:30,350 I started sketching again. 88 00:05:30,800 --> 00:05:32,836 Jesus, I do sound nuts. 89 00:05:32,920 --> 00:05:33,875 I'm not. 90 00:05:35,440 --> 00:05:38,113 You're right, this is all ridiculous. 91 00:05:38,200 --> 00:05:41,033 I don't know what I expected. I'm sorry. 92 00:05:41,120 --> 00:05:44,874 Nice meeting you. Even though you are kind of a bitch. 93 00:05:44,960 --> 00:05:46,234 Bye. 94 00:05:50,040 --> 00:05:53,715 Here. You can throw it away if you want, OK? Bye. 95 00:06:06,160 --> 00:06:09,869 I have two questions. One, why isn't the air conditioning on? 96 00:06:09,960 --> 00:06:11,234 I don't think it's working. 97 00:06:11,320 --> 00:06:15,313 OK. And, Shane, can I play brick breaker on this thing? 98 00:06:15,400 --> 00:06:17,516 Those are for business purposes only. 99 00:06:17,600 --> 00:06:20,910 Sanjay, your territories are junior colleges, trade schools... 100 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:24,788 And gay bars and dance clubs, cos I'm a faggot. 101 00:06:24,880 --> 00:06:28,555 I can call myself that, but you can't, cos I'm gay and you're not. 102 00:06:28,640 --> 00:06:31,791 - I'm not ashamed. This is who I am. - Good for you. 103 00:06:31,880 --> 00:06:34,792 I'll sell to anyone cool who wants some weed. I'm flexy. 104 00:06:34,880 --> 00:06:37,758 Don't be too flexy. We start with people we've dealt to before 105 00:06:37,840 --> 00:06:40,229 and only expand when a customer has been vouched for. 106 00:06:40,320 --> 00:06:42,754 You're forgetting one key territory. 107 00:06:42,840 --> 00:06:46,037 - Hi, Silas. I'm gay. - You can get help for that. 108 00:06:46,120 --> 00:06:51,353 Oh, I know. This guy Stewart's been really helping me. Stewart's the best. 109 00:06:51,440 --> 00:06:54,113 Silas, why don't we talk about this after Tara goes home? 110 00:06:54,200 --> 00:06:56,589 This is about Tara. Hear me out. 111 00:06:57,280 --> 00:07:02,673 Tara is completely active in the Church, and they have, like, 10,000 members. 112 00:07:02,760 --> 00:07:04,398 It's a totally untapped market. 113 00:07:04,480 --> 00:07:09,759 They say when Christ was anointed with oil by John the Baptist, it was cannabis oil. 114 00:07:09,840 --> 00:07:12,513 Wow, that sounds hot. 115 00:07:12,600 --> 00:07:14,955 The Lord wants me to sell pot, Mrs Botwin. 116 00:07:15,040 --> 00:07:16,393 - Really? - Yes. 117 00:07:16,480 --> 00:07:20,996 And he also wants me to buy a new BMW. Preferably the convertible. 118 00:07:21,080 --> 00:07:24,550 The good Christian people of Majestic like to get baked. 119 00:07:24,640 --> 00:07:26,119 That explains so much. 120 00:07:26,200 --> 00:07:27,394 (Doorbell) 121 00:07:27,480 --> 00:07:29,072 Shane, would you get that, please? 122 00:07:29,160 --> 00:07:32,994 So, am I in? I promise I'm gonna be your number-one sales person. 123 00:07:35,280 --> 00:07:36,838 - Straight commission. - Fine. 124 00:07:36,920 --> 00:07:38,592 Never say where you get your product. 125 00:07:38,680 --> 00:07:41,353 You realise you're doing something illegal? 126 00:07:41,440 --> 00:07:43,829 I answer to a much higher authority. 127 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:48,997 Fine, you're in. 128 00:07:51,080 --> 00:07:53,150 Do I get a cell phone, too? 129 00:07:53,280 --> 00:07:54,713 - Take Silas'. - What? 130 00:07:54,800 --> 00:07:56,791 Then how am I supposed to cover my territory? 131 00:07:56,880 --> 00:07:59,758 Delivery requires discretion, which you clearly lack. 132 00:07:59,840 --> 00:08:01,990 I'm gonna think of something else for you to do. 133 00:08:02,080 --> 00:08:06,232 Someone named Valerie is here. She says she wants to talk to you. 134 00:08:09,160 --> 00:08:10,513 What am I doing here? 135 00:08:10,600 --> 00:08:11,669 Erm... 136 00:08:12,560 --> 00:08:15,632 I wanted to apologise for acting like an asshole. 137 00:08:16,360 --> 00:08:18,078 No, that was fair. 138 00:08:18,160 --> 00:08:19,878 I mean, I did stalk you. 139 00:08:19,960 --> 00:08:21,871 (Car horn) 140 00:08:21,960 --> 00:08:26,875 Tim's in the car. I got your address from your mammogram papers, drove over. 141 00:08:26,960 --> 00:08:28,837 Drove by the house a few times. 142 00:08:28,920 --> 00:08:32,549 Your neighbour on the corner is really into gnomes, huh? 143 00:08:32,640 --> 00:08:36,428 - Did you call before and hang up? - Twice. 144 00:08:36,520 --> 00:08:38,875 - Crazy stalker person. - Call it even? 145 00:08:38,960 --> 00:08:43,511 No, I'm having you arrested. Restraining order, the whole thing. 146 00:08:43,600 --> 00:08:47,036 - (Car horn) - Little shit. All right, look, I got you this. 147 00:08:47,120 --> 00:08:49,395 It's a bath bomb. Effervescent. 148 00:08:49,480 --> 00:08:52,392 My advice is to let it bubble between your legs. 149 00:08:52,480 --> 00:08:56,234 The carbonation effect, it's really enjoyable. 150 00:08:56,320 --> 00:08:58,231 And it smells nice. 151 00:08:58,920 --> 00:09:01,275 - Thanks... - Just take it. I'm an over-gifter. 152 00:09:01,360 --> 00:09:03,715 - Not a big deal. - Oh, well... 153 00:09:04,720 --> 00:09:07,075 - (Car horn) - I'm gonna go. 154 00:09:07,160 --> 00:09:08,752 Thanks for the bath thing. 155 00:09:08,840 --> 00:09:11,991 Oh, and your boobs are fine. Benign. 156 00:09:12,080 --> 00:09:13,832 Fine and benign. 157 00:09:14,120 --> 00:09:16,236 Aren't you glad I'm not a proctologist? 158 00:09:16,320 --> 00:09:20,757 Well, you have short fingernails but a lot of anger, so... 159 00:09:20,840 --> 00:09:21,795 (Car horn) 160 00:09:21,880 --> 00:09:25,589 OK, I'm gonna go smack my kid and take him to the shrink. 161 00:09:25,680 --> 00:09:27,511 Oh, hey, erm... 162 00:09:29,160 --> 00:09:31,280 Are you free for dinner tomorrow? 163 00:09:31,280 --> 00:09:33,794 The referendum will pass. 164 00:09:35,680 --> 00:09:38,513 - I'm tense. - Ooh, you want a massage? 165 00:09:38,600 --> 00:09:39,749 Yes. 166 00:09:40,200 --> 00:09:43,875 In Maui. A week in Wailea with you when this is all over. 167 00:09:43,960 --> 00:09:47,839 - What do you say? - I say I'm one lucky girl. 168 00:09:47,920 --> 00:09:49,990 (Phone) 169 00:09:54,120 --> 00:09:55,633 Hello. 170 00:09:55,720 --> 00:09:56,789 Isabelle. 171 00:09:58,360 --> 00:10:00,316 How in the hell should I know where he is? 172 00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:02,755 Have you tried his cell phone? 173 00:10:03,960 --> 00:10:07,669 Well, maybe you should call child protective services. 174 00:10:07,760 --> 00:10:11,594 No, I'm sure he's fine. God protects the stupid. 175 00:10:11,680 --> 00:10:13,716 (Moaning) 176 00:10:22,360 --> 00:10:24,828 I'm not feeling any cold air. I think it's broken. 177 00:10:24,920 --> 00:10:27,434 OK, when a customer calls into the computer database, 178 00:10:27,520 --> 00:10:30,239 - he or she types in a client ID number. - It's not working. 179 00:10:30,320 --> 00:10:31,833 You haven't even tried it. 180 00:10:31,920 --> 00:10:35,310 No, the air conditioning. I don't think it's working. 181 00:10:38,440 --> 00:10:42,718 - OK, we need to talk. - Bet your ass we do. 182 00:10:42,800 --> 00:10:44,358 Where's Tara? 183 00:10:44,440 --> 00:10:46,271 At her youth group. She's coming by later. 184 00:10:46,360 --> 00:10:48,237 I'm in the middle of explaining this to you. 185 00:10:48,320 --> 00:10:52,029 Praying that when the time comes, they'll have a BMW in the colour she wants? 186 00:10:52,120 --> 00:10:54,839 - What's your problem? - I guess we'll go over it later. 187 00:10:54,920 --> 00:10:58,629 Honey, I'm sorry. Go eat some cake or watch YouTube or something. 188 00:10:58,720 --> 00:11:00,711 Were you trying to impress her? 189 00:11:00,800 --> 00:11:03,917 The bad-boy drug dealer who drives all the good girls wild? 190 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:07,834 It's not like that. She is totally, totally trustworthy. 191 00:11:07,920 --> 00:11:11,117 And you would know this how? You met her three weeks ago. 192 00:11:11,200 --> 00:11:12,633 In your 17 years on Earth 193 00:11:12,720 --> 00:11:15,439 you've gained such great insight and wisdom into people? 194 00:11:15,520 --> 00:11:19,115 - She's gonna make a lot of money for us. - We know nothing about her 195 00:11:19,200 --> 00:11:22,158 except that she's a fundamentalist who likes to smoke pot. 196 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:26,150 That does not inspire me with confidence. 197 00:11:26,280 --> 00:11:28,396 You married a DEA agent. 198 00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:30,675 Also monumentally stupid. 199 00:11:30,760 --> 00:11:34,280 I would hope that my children could learn from my mistakes. 200 00:11:34,280 --> 00:11:35,998 I'd like my phone back. 201 00:11:36,080 --> 00:11:38,833 No. As I told you before, I have other plans for you. 202 00:11:38,920 --> 00:11:40,751 You're coming with me to the grow house. 203 00:11:40,840 --> 00:11:43,400 Should I be excited about this, or is this punishment? 204 00:11:43,480 --> 00:11:47,359 This is a way to learn about a business from the ground up, literally. 205 00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:50,432 This is also a way to keep you occupied so you don't go off 206 00:11:50,520 --> 00:11:53,318 and do something else stupid. Get it? 207 00:12:32,600 --> 00:12:33,669 (Whistling) 208 00:12:41,760 --> 00:12:46,117 Just a little something to say thank you for all your help. 209 00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:47,269 Oh! 210 00:12:49,480 --> 00:12:53,439 - Look at that. - 90 fucking percent of the vote, baby. 211 00:12:54,720 --> 00:12:56,995 (Phone) 212 00:12:58,040 --> 00:13:01,237 - I'm not gonna answer that. - It might be important. 213 00:13:01,320 --> 00:13:06,269 Everything that's important... is right here in this room. 214 00:13:16,640 --> 00:13:19,950 It's your daughter. Tell her you're busy till tomorrow. 215 00:13:20,040 --> 00:13:23,396 Then we can eat and fuck all day without interruption. 216 00:13:24,800 --> 00:13:26,028 What? 217 00:13:27,480 --> 00:13:31,393 I can't understand anything that you're say... Stop crying. 218 00:13:31,480 --> 00:13:34,950 Isabelle, stop crying and talk! 219 00:13:40,280 --> 00:13:41,349 (Sighs) 220 00:13:43,200 --> 00:13:44,758 Son of a bitch. 221 00:13:46,280 --> 00:13:48,350 (Sobbing) 222 00:13:54,960 --> 00:14:00,432 Will you drop the Steel Magnolias bit? He's still breathing. 223 00:14:00,520 --> 00:14:02,670 Why are you such a cunt? 224 00:14:03,520 --> 00:14:07,752 Please don't use foul language, Isabelle. People will think you weren't raised right. 225 00:14:07,840 --> 00:14:09,034 I wonder why. 226 00:14:09,960 --> 00:14:12,076 Ow! Stop! Ow! 227 00:14:12,160 --> 00:14:13,354 Stop! 228 00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:17,630 - Good afternoon, Mrs Hodes. - Yeah, for who? 229 00:14:18,280 --> 00:14:21,477 - Is he going to be OK? - He's lucky to be alive. 230 00:14:21,560 --> 00:14:24,552 Animal urine disinfected many of his wounds. 231 00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:29,834 - Animals peed on him? - Apparently, several. 232 00:14:29,920 --> 00:14:32,673 Well, that's somehow perfect. 233 00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:36,512 He's gonna be all right, though, right? 234 00:14:36,600 --> 00:14:39,239 The initial surgery was successful, but he'll need more. 235 00:14:39,320 --> 00:14:42,676 Then there will be a tremendous amount of rehabilitation needed. 236 00:14:42,760 --> 00:14:45,115 We're looking down a long road here, Mrs Hodes. 237 00:14:45,200 --> 00:14:48,954 No, not we. Him and you. Not me. 238 00:14:49,040 --> 00:14:52,430 - We are getting a divorce. - So, who should I speak to? 239 00:14:52,520 --> 00:14:55,796 - There's no one else. - There has to be someone else. 240 00:14:55,880 --> 00:15:00,476 He was an only child. Grandma and Grandpa are dead. 241 00:15:00,560 --> 00:15:04,439 - There's no one else but you. - Well, what about the state? 242 00:15:04,520 --> 00:15:10,072 I'm sure there must be some lovely, state-funded institutions that will take him. 243 00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:11,639 (Groaning) 244 00:15:11,720 --> 00:15:15,280 - Dad. - Oh, God. 245 00:15:15,280 --> 00:15:16,793 (Car horn) 246 00:15:16,880 --> 00:15:18,438 (Man) Come on! Move it! 247 00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:23,118 What's going on, Dwight? Just open the gate. 248 00:15:23,200 --> 00:15:25,998 Doug Wilson. Councilman Doug. I'm here every day. 249 00:15:26,080 --> 00:15:28,640 Don't you remember I wore that pompom hat the other day? 250 00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:31,154 You loved that hat. Yeah, you did. 251 00:15:32,080 --> 00:15:33,274 (Car horns) 252 00:15:40,280 --> 00:15:42,714 What? This is letting the air conditioning escape. 253 00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:45,439 The computer says your membership's been revoked. 254 00:15:45,520 --> 00:15:47,636 What? By who? 255 00:15:47,720 --> 00:15:50,712 I don't know, but it's in red, so it's from pretty high up. 256 00:15:50,800 --> 00:15:54,156 - You have to turn your car around. - No. I'm not moving. 257 00:15:54,280 --> 00:15:57,511 Sullivan Groff and this whole fucking place can kiss my black ass. 258 00:15:57,600 --> 00:15:58,749 (Horns) 259 00:15:58,840 --> 00:16:03,311 - This is so not over. - I'm sorry, sir. I did like your pompom hat. 260 00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:05,755 Save yourself. You're too good for these assholes. 261 00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:09,355 Go get a job you'd be proud of. We'll see who laughs last. 262 00:16:10,320 --> 00:16:14,233 - Conrad, teach him to grow. - This little fucker? 263 00:16:14,800 --> 00:16:18,110 No, hold up. OK, no, this little fucker steals our shit, 264 00:16:18,200 --> 00:16:20,236 and I'm supposed to be his mentor? 265 00:16:20,320 --> 00:16:25,758 Yes, think of it as a Big Brother kind of thing, or Scared Straight. 266 00:16:25,840 --> 00:16:28,673 He needs a positive male influence in his life. 267 00:16:28,760 --> 00:16:31,479 - And I'm the only man you know? - The only real man. 268 00:16:31,560 --> 00:16:34,233 - You think this shit is gonna fly with me? - It's not shit. 269 00:16:34,320 --> 00:16:38,598 You're the best at what you do. I mean that. 270 00:16:39,760 --> 00:16:43,548 Hey, watch this right here. Your mother's smooth as butter. 271 00:16:43,640 --> 00:16:44,675 Not always. 272 00:16:44,760 --> 00:16:46,591 Silas, your only lines are, 273 00:16:46,680 --> 00:16:51,470 "Yes, I'm willing to do anything you say," and, "Thank you for this opportunity." 274 00:16:52,760 --> 00:16:55,672 So how much are you paying me to baby-sit? 275 00:16:55,760 --> 00:16:57,955 - Pay you? - That is what I'm doing. 276 00:16:58,040 --> 00:17:00,998 You can't handle him so you're giving him to me to set him straight. 277 00:17:01,080 --> 00:17:02,798 - $10 an hour. - Don't be cheap with me. 278 00:17:02,880 --> 00:17:04,791 The going rate is closer to $15 in the suburbs. 279 00:17:04,880 --> 00:17:07,280 After business is up and running, I'll buy you a Rolex. 280 00:17:07,280 --> 00:17:10,272 Because all black men like a little bling-bling? 281 00:17:10,360 --> 00:17:11,918 Yes. 282 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:13,752 Go on. 283 00:17:13,840 --> 00:17:16,115 Make my boy your bitch. 284 00:17:20,880 --> 00:17:23,917 All right, Nancy, you want your boy to be my bitch? 285 00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:30,311 He'll be my bitch. 286 00:17:31,880 --> 00:17:35,839 Poor guy. Poor wrecked guy. 287 00:17:43,920 --> 00:17:45,672 OK, tell me she gave you a sponge bath. 288 00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:48,280 She soaped it up and then slurped the gobbledygoop. 289 00:17:48,280 --> 00:17:52,751 Blink once for yes, two for no, three for hell yes. 290 00:17:52,840 --> 00:17:54,956 Oh, God! 291 00:17:55,760 --> 00:17:58,911 Listen, buddy, you don't have to worry about anything. 292 00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:01,280 Buddy Doug here has got your back. 293 00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:03,475 Now, in case you turn into a vegetable, 294 00:18:03,560 --> 00:18:06,791 I've taken the liberty of drawing up this power of attorney. 295 00:18:06,880 --> 00:18:10,555 You need to sign this now, or your cunt wife will crush the one part of you 296 00:18:10,640 --> 00:18:13,359 that hasn't already been crushed. All right? 297 00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:15,510 Just try to work with me here. 298 00:18:19,040 --> 00:18:20,712 Sign your name. 299 00:18:21,520 --> 00:18:23,078 There we go. 300 00:18:23,160 --> 00:18:25,879 OK. Your assets are protected. I speak for you now. 301 00:18:25,960 --> 00:18:27,552 Do you have any assets? 302 00:18:28,720 --> 00:18:31,712 You got your MILF money coming to you . Nance is back in business. 303 00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:34,280 Conrad's got a grow house three times the size. 304 00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:37,477 Money's flowing in like this morphine in your arm. 305 00:18:37,560 --> 00:18:38,629 Huh. 306 00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:44,960 Just a little while. Share the love? 307 00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:47,508 Are you out of your fucking mind? 308 00:18:47,600 --> 00:18:49,830 He might have a disease. 309 00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:53,754 Let's see if there's any clean needles. Then we'll just pull the tube. 310 00:18:53,840 --> 00:18:57,435 Fair enough. I could use a little something. It's so hard to see him like this. 311 00:18:57,520 --> 00:19:01,280 - Think he'll be in pain if we take the drip out? - No, he'll be fine. Right, buddy? 312 00:19:01,280 --> 00:19:04,158 You are such a good friend. We love you, man. 313 00:19:04,280 --> 00:19:06,157 - What? - Bingo. 314 00:19:07,080 --> 00:19:09,594 Does this mean we can't go to Hawaii? 315 00:19:09,680 --> 00:19:13,673 No, this means I have to sell the Majestic house, 316 00:19:13,760 --> 00:19:18,914 and then I have to pay for someone else to take care of the magnificent invalid. 317 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:21,673 Baby, you can't sell the Majestic house. 318 00:19:21,760 --> 00:19:23,830 What can I do? I need the money. 319 00:19:23,920 --> 00:19:27,754 No, seriously, you can't sell it. The mortgage is held by a dummy corporation. 320 00:19:27,840 --> 00:19:31,879 You can live in it for as long as you want, but if you try to sell it, the jig's up. 321 00:19:31,960 --> 00:19:35,111 - You'll go to jail for accepting a bribe. - Shit. 322 00:19:35,200 --> 00:19:37,156 Can you sell it for me? 323 00:19:37,280 --> 00:19:40,636 - I thought Dean was out of your life. - He was. 324 00:19:40,720 --> 00:19:43,154 Until the handitard went and drove off of a cliff. 325 00:19:43,280 --> 00:19:47,114 You'll think of something. You're a very resourceful woman, Celia Hodes. 326 00:19:53,080 --> 00:19:57,437 - Fucking rolling blackouts. - The planet's over-populated. 327 00:19:57,520 --> 00:20:01,229 Resources are running out. The world is... 328 00:20:03,360 --> 00:20:04,918 It's doomed. 329 00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:09,389 - More wine? - Oh, God, yeah. 330 00:20:13,920 --> 00:20:15,592 I have to sit down. 331 00:20:22,720 --> 00:20:26,713 When Shane was little, he called the stars "up aboves." 332 00:20:28,720 --> 00:20:32,633 - I miss the simplicity of toddlerhood. - Amen to that. 333 00:20:37,720 --> 00:20:39,551 I'm failing my children. 334 00:20:40,760 --> 00:20:43,479 Oh, God. Who isn't? 335 00:20:47,600 --> 00:20:48,828 Yeah. 336 00:20:48,920 --> 00:20:50,558 Tim's kind of a dickhead. 337 00:20:51,600 --> 00:20:54,990 - Fuck you. I love my son. - Oh, sorry, of course you do. 338 00:20:56,200 --> 00:20:58,156 I love my dickhead son. 339 00:21:03,520 --> 00:21:08,719 - I have ice-cream cake. - I want cake. Give me cake. 340 00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:10,995 - Give me cake! - Cake! 341 00:21:11,080 --> 00:21:14,277 Someone's yelling, and people are sleeping. 342 00:21:14,360 --> 00:21:16,794 How drunk are we? 343 00:21:16,880 --> 00:21:19,553 - We're not drunk, Andy. We're... - Lubricated. 344 00:21:19,640 --> 00:21:23,269 - Is that the technical term? - You got a problem with that? 345 00:21:23,360 --> 00:21:25,794 - No, ma'am. - He called me ma'am. 346 00:21:25,880 --> 00:21:27,996 Get him, Val, get him. 347 00:21:28,080 --> 00:21:30,036 You think I'm a ma'am? 348 00:21:32,880 --> 00:21:35,758 You are definitely not a ma'am. No, ma'am. 349 00:21:35,840 --> 00:21:40,311 I'm getting cake and three forks, and no one can stop me. 350 00:21:41,720 --> 00:21:43,233 Thank you. 351 00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:50,393 - You getting up? - No, I'm fine down here. 352 00:21:50,480 --> 00:21:52,038 Who's your friend? 353 00:21:52,840 --> 00:21:56,594 - Do you like her? - She's... Who is she? 354 00:21:56,680 --> 00:21:59,638 - She's my new friend. - About time you got a friend. 355 00:21:59,720 --> 00:22:04,430 Oh, not nice, Andy. Not a nice thing to say. 356 00:22:04,520 --> 00:22:06,556 So, how do you know her? 357 00:22:07,680 --> 00:22:09,671 She's Peter's ex-wife. 358 00:22:12,560 --> 00:22:16,439 I'm sorry, Nance. Are you fucking insane? 359 00:22:16,520 --> 00:22:18,511 - (Applause) - (Sullivan) Thank you. 360 00:22:19,600 --> 00:22:24,754 You know, it's funny, but if we don't succeed in life, we run the risk of failure. 361 00:22:25,640 --> 00:22:27,915 It's not pollution that's causing problems. 362 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:30,230 It's the impurities in the air and in the water. 363 00:22:30,320 --> 00:22:32,880 So I say to you, my fellow Majesticans, 364 00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:35,633 change is good 365 00:22:35,720 --> 00:22:38,314 because change is change. 366 00:22:44,800 --> 00:22:45,755 Thank you very much. 367 00:22:45,840 --> 00:22:50,231 God bless you, and God bless the new Majestic! 368 00:22:54,200 --> 00:22:55,519 Thank you! 369 00:22:55,600 --> 00:22:57,670 (Rumbling) 370 00:22:58,600 --> 00:23:00,352 (Gasps) 371 00:23:00,440 --> 00:23:01,759 (Bubbling) 372 00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:07,435 (Shrieks) 373 00:23:12,560 --> 00:23:13,993 Holy shit. 374 00:23:16,280 --> 00:23:18,953 Wow, that's a lot of sewage. 375 00:23:20,520 --> 00:23:21,589 (Whirring) 376 00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:24,713 (Gasps) 377 00:23:28,120 --> 00:23:30,280 (# That 1 Guy: Buttmachine) 378 00:23:30,280 --> 00:23:33,431 ♪ Buttmachine, buttmachine 379 00:23:33,520 --> 00:23:38,310 ♪ Oh baby, buttmachine, buttmachine 380 00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:39,435 ♪ Buttmachine 381 00:23:39,520 --> 00:23:41,431 That motherfucker. 382 00:23:41,520 --> 00:23:43,954 ♪ B-b-b-buttmachine 383 00:23:44,040 --> 00:23:46,270 I'm gonna have him killed. 384 00:23:46,360 --> 00:23:50,239 ♪ The future is all planned and now it comes to pass 385 00:23:50,320 --> 00:23:53,073 ♪ Artificial man, artificial 386 00:23:53,960 --> 00:23:57,280 ♪ Thin as a line, look at the time, time tickin' and tell me that you think it's clean 387 00:23:57,280 --> 00:24:01,478 ♪ Where there's a way there is a lie, everybody we trusted not to be so mean 388 00:24:01,560 --> 00:24:05,519 ♪ Whoa, disgust! We're so disgusting, throwing it up and busting at the seams 389 00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:09,559 ♪ Putting the peas up with the pies, everybody come bust it with the buttmachine 390 00:24:09,640 --> 00:24:13,519 ♪ End of the line, look at the time, time tickin' and tell me that you think it's clean 391 00:24:13,600 --> 00:24:17,752 ♪ Before you know, forget thejoke, know that nobody's laughing but the buttmachine 392 00:24:17,840 --> 00:24:20,912 ♪ Buttmachine, buttmachine 393 00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:25,551 ♪ B-b-b-b-buttmachine, buttmachine 394 00:24:25,640 --> 00:24:27,790 ♪ Kick a buttmachine ♪