1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,894 Weeds - Season 3 Episode 9 Release the hounds 2 00:00:05,266 --> 00:00:08,273 Transcript by testexam 3 00:00:09,852 --> 00:00:13,855 Synchro : Macanto / [dx] Michvanilly / San-A 4 00:00:14,675 --> 00:00:17,692 {special thanks to} 5 00:01:01,001 --> 00:01:02,715 Well? I'm waiting. 6 00:01:03,911 --> 00:01:06,308 - If you'd... - Keep your body still. 7 00:01:06,486 --> 00:01:07,576 Move your lips. 8 00:01:07,699 --> 00:01:09,140 Make sentences. 9 00:01:10,073 --> 00:01:11,455 What are those lines? 10 00:01:13,504 --> 00:01:16,239 You'll get a full diagnostic report from the doctor. 11 00:01:16,420 --> 00:01:17,453 But you know. 12 00:01:18,659 --> 00:01:19,923 You have a week to live. 13 00:01:20,557 --> 00:01:22,314 - That's not funny. - Tickled me. 14 00:01:22,821 --> 00:01:24,421 What the fuck are you doing here? 15 00:01:24,591 --> 00:01:26,304 You want to get some coffee or something? 16 00:01:26,426 --> 00:01:28,987 You're an insane stalker person. Why would I go anywhere with you? 17 00:01:29,109 --> 00:01:31,134 To talk, to explain. 18 00:01:31,878 --> 00:01:35,156 And... Sorry if I freaked you out. 19 00:01:35,406 --> 00:01:38,449 And I swear I'm not dangerous, and I'll buy. 20 00:01:39,055 --> 00:01:42,717 Latte, cookies, you name it. 21 00:01:44,268 --> 00:01:46,781 You're gonna keep stalking me unless I do this, aren't you? 22 00:01:47,456 --> 00:01:50,663 I can't answer definitively yes or no at this point. 23 00:01:52,323 --> 00:01:53,799 There's a place across the street. 24 00:01:53,901 --> 00:01:55,402 I'll meet you there in an hour. 25 00:01:55,637 --> 00:01:57,223 Great. That's great. 26 00:01:59,790 --> 00:02:01,687 - What? - Could you release the hounds? 27 00:02:01,853 --> 00:02:03,217 - No. - No? 28 00:02:03,388 --> 00:02:06,411 I'm gonna send in another tech to do your side angles. 29 00:02:06,524 --> 00:02:08,840 Might as well finish what you started. 30 00:03:25,571 --> 00:03:27,478 Ok. Let's make this quick. 31 00:03:28,090 --> 00:03:29,766 It's fucking hot, out here. 32 00:03:31,266 --> 00:03:33,435 - Don't you love coffee? - Yes, I do. 33 00:03:33,762 --> 00:03:35,767 I love coffee, slept with Peter, just like you. 34 00:03:37,237 --> 00:03:38,899 We must be long-lost twins. 35 00:03:39,816 --> 00:03:41,620 I have those same earrings at home. 36 00:03:42,848 --> 00:03:43,910 They're nice. 37 00:03:44,499 --> 00:03:45,902 How's... Tim doing? 38 00:03:46,241 --> 00:03:48,238 How do you think he's doing? His father's dead. 39 00:03:49,542 --> 00:03:53,008 I have boys too... two boys. Dead father. 40 00:03:53,354 --> 00:03:57,892 Heart attack, though, not, well, however Peter died. 41 00:03:58,170 --> 00:04:00,398 Is Tim seeing a grief counselor? 42 00:04:00,965 --> 00:04:03,302 Shane went, but I don't know if it did anything. 43 00:04:04,125 --> 00:04:05,293 I guess time and... 44 00:04:05,669 --> 00:04:08,431 This is my break, and you are not my friend, 45 00:04:08,541 --> 00:04:09,934 so why am I sitting here? 46 00:04:10,755 --> 00:04:12,226 Don't you want to talk about Peter? 47 00:04:12,384 --> 00:04:14,376 Not with some random woman he was fucking, 48 00:04:14,594 --> 00:04:15,755 who my son hates. 49 00:04:16,277 --> 00:04:18,317 I used to think that it was because 50 00:04:18,420 --> 00:04:19,980 he wanted Peter and me to reconcile, 51 00:04:20,080 --> 00:04:21,912 but now I'm thinking it's because 52 00:04:22,056 --> 00:04:25,537 you're a crazy, stalker, narcissist whackjob. 53 00:04:28,998 --> 00:04:30,546 I started sketching again. 54 00:04:31,745 --> 00:04:35,035 Jesus, I do sound nuts. I'm not. 55 00:04:36,588 --> 00:04:38,300 You're right, this is all ridiculous. 56 00:04:39,672 --> 00:04:41,458 I don't know what I expected. I'm sorry. 57 00:04:42,345 --> 00:04:43,416 Nice meeting you... 58 00:04:43,817 --> 00:04:45,992 Even though you are kind of a bitch. 59 00:04:46,619 --> 00:04:47,643 Bye. 60 00:04:51,915 --> 00:04:54,471 Here. You can throw it away if you want, Ok? 61 00:05:08,659 --> 00:05:09,966 I have two questions. 62 00:05:10,192 --> 00:05:12,407 One, why isn't the air-conditioning on? 63 00:05:12,642 --> 00:05:13,923 I don't think it's working. 64 00:05:14,681 --> 00:05:18,117 And Shane, can I play brickbreaker on this thing? 65 00:05:18,283 --> 00:05:20,034 Those are for business purposes only. 66 00:05:20,558 --> 00:05:24,238 Sanjay, your territories are colleges, junior colleges, trade schools... 67 00:05:24,349 --> 00:05:26,336 And gay bars and dance clubs, 68 00:05:26,532 --> 00:05:27,698 'cause I'm a faggot. 69 00:05:28,088 --> 00:05:29,991 I can call myself that but you can't, 70 00:05:30,094 --> 00:05:31,857 'cause I'm gay, and you're not. 71 00:05:32,114 --> 00:05:33,926 I'm not ashamed. This is who I am. 72 00:05:34,026 --> 00:05:35,059 Good for you. 73 00:05:35,417 --> 00:05:38,255 I'll sell to anyone cool who wants some weed. I'm flexy. 74 00:05:38,595 --> 00:05:41,571 Don't be too flexy. Remember we start with people we've dealt to before, 75 00:05:41,686 --> 00:05:44,099 and we only expand when a customer has been vouched for. 76 00:05:44,215 --> 00:05:46,314 You're forgetting one key territory. 77 00:05:47,028 --> 00:05:48,671 Hi, Silas. I'm gay. 78 00:05:49,109 --> 00:05:50,339 You can get help for that. 79 00:05:50,441 --> 00:05:53,340 Oh, I know. This guy Stuart's been really helping me. 80 00:05:53,702 --> 00:05:55,340 Stuart's the best. 81 00:05:55,550 --> 00:05:58,600 Silas, why don't we talk about this after Tara goes home? 82 00:05:58,938 --> 00:06:00,942 This is about Tara. Hear me out. 83 00:06:01,947 --> 00:06:04,337 Tara is completely active in the church, 84 00:06:04,579 --> 00:06:07,460 and they have, like, 10,000 members. 85 00:06:07,778 --> 00:06:09,380 It's a totally untapped market. 86 00:06:09,481 --> 00:06:11,578 They say when christ was anointed with oil 87 00:06:11,681 --> 00:06:15,010 by John the baptist, it was cannabis oil. 88 00:06:15,957 --> 00:06:17,053 That sounds hot. 89 00:06:17,893 --> 00:06:20,432 The Lord wants me to sell pot, Mrs. Botwin. 90 00:06:20,591 --> 00:06:21,845 - Really? - Yes. 91 00:06:22,138 --> 00:06:24,394 And he also wants me to buy a new BMW... 92 00:06:25,023 --> 00:06:26,555 Preferably the convertible. 93 00:06:26,715 --> 00:06:29,812 The good christian people of Majestic like to get baked. 94 00:06:30,443 --> 00:06:32,003 That explains so much. 95 00:06:33,381 --> 00:06:34,834 Shane, would you get that, please? 96 00:06:34,937 --> 00:06:35,938 So, am I in? 97 00:06:36,279 --> 00:06:39,001 I promise I'm gonna be your number-one salesperson. 98 00:06:41,473 --> 00:06:43,229 - You work on straight commission. - Fine. 99 00:06:43,330 --> 00:06:45,131 - Never say where you get your product. - Never. 100 00:06:45,311 --> 00:06:47,125 You realize you're doing something illegal? 101 00:06:47,970 --> 00:06:50,190 I answer to a much higher authority. 102 00:06:53,762 --> 00:06:54,790 Fine, you're in. 103 00:06:57,935 --> 00:06:59,304 Do I get a cellphone, too? 104 00:07:00,036 --> 00:07:01,041 Take Silas's. 105 00:07:01,842 --> 00:07:03,978 Then how am I supposed to cover my territory? 106 00:07:04,083 --> 00:07:07,097 You don't. Delivery requires discretion, which you clearly lack, 107 00:07:07,214 --> 00:07:09,339 so I'm gonna think of something else for you to do. 108 00:07:09,441 --> 00:07:11,225 Someone named Valerie is here. 109 00:07:11,376 --> 00:07:13,070 She says she wants to talk to you. 110 00:07:16,882 --> 00:07:18,263 What am I doing here? 111 00:07:20,334 --> 00:07:23,406 I wanted to apologize for acting like an asshole. 112 00:07:24,304 --> 00:07:26,088 No, that was fair. 113 00:07:26,256 --> 00:07:28,028 I mean... I did stalk you. 114 00:07:30,082 --> 00:07:31,179 Tim's in the car... 115 00:07:31,310 --> 00:07:34,136 I got your address from your mammogram papers, 116 00:07:34,243 --> 00:07:37,368 drove over... Drove by the house a few times. 117 00:07:37,547 --> 00:07:40,941 Your neighbor on the corner is really into gnomes, huh? 118 00:07:41,767 --> 00:07:44,140 Did you call before and hang up? 119 00:07:44,340 --> 00:07:46,743 - Twice. - Crazy stalker person. 120 00:07:47,030 --> 00:07:50,298 - Call it even? - No, I'm having you arrested... 121 00:07:50,597 --> 00:07:52,041 Restraining order, the whole thing. 122 00:07:53,520 --> 00:07:56,000 Little shit. All right, look, I got you this. 123 00:07:56,340 --> 00:07:58,630 It's a bath bomb -- Effervescent. 124 00:07:58,806 --> 00:08:01,833 My advice is to let it bubble between your legs. 125 00:08:01,939 --> 00:08:05,074 The carbonation effect, it's really enjoyable. 126 00:08:05,931 --> 00:08:07,073 And it smells nice. 127 00:08:08,635 --> 00:08:10,878 - Thanks. - Just take it. I'm an overgifter. 128 00:08:11,218 --> 00:08:13,108 Not a big deal. Oh, well... 129 00:08:15,311 --> 00:08:16,403 I'm gonna go. 130 00:08:17,178 --> 00:08:18,681 Thanks for the bath thing. 131 00:08:18,986 --> 00:08:21,645 Oh, and your boobs are fine -- Benign. 132 00:08:22,373 --> 00:08:23,594 Fine and benign. 133 00:08:24,463 --> 00:08:26,283 Aren't you glad I'm not a proctologist? 134 00:08:26,787 --> 00:08:29,230 Well, you have short fingernails 135 00:08:29,394 --> 00:08:30,814 but a lot of anger, so... 136 00:08:32,321 --> 00:08:34,447 Okay, I'm gonna go smack my kid 137 00:08:34,587 --> 00:08:35,809 and take him to the shrink. 138 00:08:36,407 --> 00:08:37,934 Oh, hey, um... 139 00:08:40,055 --> 00:08:41,452 Are you free for dinner tomorrow? 140 00:08:42,310 --> 00:08:44,644 The referendum will pass. 141 00:08:46,863 --> 00:08:49,658 - I'm tense. - Ooh, you want a massage? 142 00:08:49,958 --> 00:08:52,224 Yes. In maui. 143 00:08:52,576 --> 00:08:56,087 A week in wailea with you when this is all over. What do you say? 144 00:08:57,121 --> 00:08:59,574 I say I'm one lucky girl. 145 00:09:06,078 --> 00:09:08,369 Hello... Isabelle... 146 00:09:10,506 --> 00:09:12,490 Well, how in the hell should I know where he is? 147 00:09:12,596 --> 00:09:14,462 Have you tried his cellphone? 148 00:09:16,353 --> 00:09:19,298 Well, maybe you should call child protective services. 149 00:09:20,425 --> 00:09:24,121 I'm sure he's fine. God protects the stupid. 150 00:09:35,638 --> 00:09:38,092 I'm not feeling any cold air. I think it's broken. 151 00:09:38,222 --> 00:09:40,946 When a customer calls in to the computer database, 152 00:09:41,216 --> 00:09:43,042 he or she types in a client ID Number. 153 00:09:43,195 --> 00:09:45,179 - It's not working. - You haven't even tried it. 154 00:09:45,425 --> 00:09:48,784 No, the air-conditioning. I don't think it's working. 155 00:09:52,237 --> 00:09:54,626 Okay, we need to talk. 156 00:09:55,072 --> 00:09:57,610 Bet your ass we do. Where's Tara? 157 00:09:58,808 --> 00:10:00,772 She's at her youth group. She's coming by later. 158 00:10:00,874 --> 00:10:02,701 I'm in the middle of explaining this to you. 159 00:10:02,931 --> 00:10:05,338 Praying that they'll have her BMW 160 00:10:05,491 --> 00:10:06,689 in the color that she wants? 161 00:10:06,912 --> 00:10:07,922 What's your problem? 162 00:10:08,098 --> 00:10:09,343 I guess we'll go over it later. 163 00:10:09,448 --> 00:10:13,088 Honey I'm sorry. Go eat some cake or watch Youtube or something. 164 00:10:13,382 --> 00:10:14,967 Were you trying to impress her -- 165 00:10:15,683 --> 00:10:16,998 The bad-boy drug dealer 166 00:10:17,127 --> 00:10:18,853 who drives all the good girls wild? 167 00:10:19,029 --> 00:10:20,039 It's not like that. 168 00:10:20,191 --> 00:10:22,915 She is totally, totally trustworthy. 169 00:10:23,127 --> 00:10:26,062 You would know this how? You met her three weeks ago. 170 00:10:26,473 --> 00:10:27,927 In your 17 years on earth, 171 00:10:28,091 --> 00:10:31,003 you've gained such great insight and wisdom into people? 172 00:10:31,144 --> 00:10:33,140 She's gonna make a lot of money for us. 173 00:10:33,363 --> 00:10:34,719 We know nothing about her 174 00:10:34,943 --> 00:10:36,528 except that she's a fundamentalist 175 00:10:36,763 --> 00:10:38,923 who likes to smoke a lot of pot. 176 00:10:39,839 --> 00:10:41,880 That does not inspire me with confidence. 177 00:10:42,079 --> 00:10:44,451 You married a DEA Agent. 178 00:10:44,604 --> 00:10:46,788 also, monumentally stupid. 179 00:10:47,187 --> 00:10:50,296 I would hope that my children could learn from my mistakes. 180 00:10:50,860 --> 00:10:52,292 I'd like my phone back. 181 00:10:52,433 --> 00:10:55,515 No, as I told you before, I have other plans for you. 182 00:10:55,738 --> 00:10:57,711 You're coming with me to the grow house tomorrow 183 00:10:57,817 --> 00:11:00,126 Should I be excited, or is this, like, punishment? 184 00:11:00,372 --> 00:11:02,274 This is, like, a way to learn about a business 185 00:11:02,439 --> 00:11:04,031 from the ground up, literally. 186 00:11:04,301 --> 00:11:06,509 This is also, like, a way to keep you occupied 187 00:11:06,685 --> 00:11:09,503 so you don't, like, go off and do something else, like, stupid. 188 00:11:09,679 --> 00:11:10,759 Like, get it? 189 00:12:00,608 --> 00:12:02,862 Just a little something to say, 190 00:12:03,073 --> 00:12:04,764 "thank you for all your help." 191 00:12:09,456 --> 00:12:12,697 90-fucking-percent of the vote, baby. 192 00:12:18,023 --> 00:12:19,198 I'm not gonna answer that. 193 00:12:19,479 --> 00:12:20,653 It might be important. 194 00:12:20,900 --> 00:12:25,809 Everything that's important is right here in this room. 195 00:12:37,445 --> 00:12:38,452 It's your daughter. 196 00:12:38,772 --> 00:12:40,286 Tell her you're busy till tomorrow. 197 00:12:40,862 --> 00:12:43,606 Then we can eat and fuck all day without interruption. 198 00:12:45,716 --> 00:12:46,731 What? 199 00:12:48,681 --> 00:12:50,700 I can't understand anything that you're say-- 200 00:12:51,068 --> 00:12:52,324 Stop crying. 201 00:12:53,123 --> 00:12:55,917 Isabelle, stop crying and talk! 202 00:13:04,925 --> 00:13:06,181 Son of a bitch. 203 00:13:17,379 --> 00:13:20,244 Will you drop the "steel magnolias" bit? 204 00:13:20,643 --> 00:13:21,817 He's still breathing. 205 00:13:22,592 --> 00:13:24,764 Why are you such a cunt? 206 00:13:26,203 --> 00:13:28,058 Please don't use foul language, Isabelle. 207 00:13:28,340 --> 00:13:30,689 People will think you weren't raised right. 208 00:13:30,865 --> 00:13:32,450 I wonder why. 209 00:13:33,042 --> 00:13:34,228 Ow, stop! 210 00:13:37,457 --> 00:13:38,749 Good afternoon, Mrs. Hodes. 211 00:13:38,960 --> 00:13:40,042 Yeah, for who? 212 00:13:41,498 --> 00:13:42,965 Is he going to be okay? 213 00:13:43,188 --> 00:13:44,806 He's lucky to be alive. 214 00:13:45,123 --> 00:13:48,122 Animal urine disinfected many of his wounds. 215 00:13:51,140 --> 00:13:52,245 Animals peed on him? 216 00:13:52,421 --> 00:13:53,573 Apparently, several. 217 00:13:53,983 --> 00:13:56,132 Hmm, that's somehow perfect. 218 00:13:57,495 --> 00:14:00,224 He's gonna be all right, though, right? 219 00:14:00,834 --> 00:14:03,857 The initial surgery was successful, but he'll need several more. 220 00:14:04,168 --> 00:14:06,916 Then there will be a tremendous amount of rehabilitation needed. 221 00:14:07,372 --> 00:14:09,521 We're looking down a long road here, Mrs. Hodes. 222 00:14:09,791 --> 00:14:12,926 No, not we. Him and you. 223 00:14:13,125 --> 00:14:15,721 Not me. We are getting a divorce. 224 00:14:16,085 --> 00:14:17,424 So, who should I speak to? 225 00:14:18,222 --> 00:14:20,594 - There's no one else. - There has to be someone else. 226 00:14:20,861 --> 00:14:22,364 He was an only child. 227 00:14:22,669 --> 00:14:25,170 Grandma and grandpa are dead. 228 00:14:25,792 --> 00:14:27,511 There's no one else but you. 229 00:14:27,757 --> 00:14:29,624 Well, what about the state? 230 00:14:29,918 --> 00:14:32,491 I'm sure there must be some lovely, 231 00:14:32,644 --> 00:14:35,851 state-funded institutions that will take him. 232 00:14:37,844 --> 00:14:40,169 - Dad. - Oh, God. 233 00:14:42,801 --> 00:14:44,222 Come on! Move it! 234 00:14:46,359 --> 00:14:48,625 What's going on, Dwight? Just open the gate. 235 00:14:48,872 --> 00:14:51,727 Doug Wilson -- councilman Doug. I'm here every day. 236 00:14:52,643 --> 00:14:54,961 Don't you remember I wore that pompom hat the other day? 237 00:14:55,231 --> 00:14:58,143 You loved that hat. Yeah, you did. 238 00:15:07,185 --> 00:15:09,299 What? This is letting the air-conditioning escape. 239 00:15:09,475 --> 00:15:12,727 Sir I'm sorry but the computer's telling me that your membership's been revoked. 240 00:15:12,939 --> 00:15:14,195 What? By who? 241 00:15:14,713 --> 00:15:17,144 I don't know, but it's in red. It's from pretty high up. 242 00:15:18,388 --> 00:15:19,856 You have to turn your car around. 243 00:15:20,091 --> 00:15:21,242 No, I'm not moving. 244 00:15:21,547 --> 00:15:23,308 Sullivan Groff and this whole fucking place 245 00:15:23,413 --> 00:15:24,834 can kiss my black ass. 246 00:15:26,476 --> 00:15:27,978 This is so not over. 247 00:15:28,354 --> 00:15:31,114 I'm sorry, Mr. Wilson. I did like your pompom hat. 248 00:15:31,384 --> 00:15:33,755 Save yourself, Dwight, you're too good for these assholes. 249 00:15:33,949 --> 00:15:35,299 Go get a job you can be proud of. 250 00:15:35,452 --> 00:15:36,802 We'll see who laughs last. 251 00:15:38,211 --> 00:15:40,178 Conrad, teach him to grow. 252 00:15:40,941 --> 00:15:42,151 This little fucker? 253 00:15:42,503 --> 00:15:43,689 No, hold up. 254 00:15:43,857 --> 00:15:46,510 Okay, no, this little fucker steals our shit, 255 00:15:46,874 --> 00:15:50,179 ruins everybody's life and I'm supposed to be his mentor? 256 00:15:50,522 --> 00:15:53,044 Think of it as a big-brother kind of thing, 257 00:15:53,420 --> 00:15:54,698 or scared straight. 258 00:15:55,004 --> 00:15:57,282 He needs a positive male influence in his life. 259 00:15:57,458 --> 00:15:58,868 I'm the only man you know? 260 00:15:59,091 --> 00:16:00,160 The only real man. 261 00:16:00,359 --> 00:16:02,050 You think this shit is gonna fly with me? 262 00:16:02,156 --> 00:16:05,086 It's not shit. You're the best at what you do. 263 00:16:06,213 --> 00:16:07,234 I mean that. 264 00:16:09,020 --> 00:16:10,767 Hey, watch this right here. 265 00:16:11,319 --> 00:16:12,892 Your mother's smooth as butter. 266 00:16:13,221 --> 00:16:14,290 Not always. 267 00:16:15,276 --> 00:16:17,953 Your only lines are, "yes, I'm willing to do anything you say," 268 00:16:18,119 --> 00:16:19,822 and, "thank you for this opportunity." 269 00:16:22,532 --> 00:16:24,128 How much are you paying me to babysit? 270 00:16:25,808 --> 00:16:27,845 - Pay you? - That is what I'm doing. 271 00:16:28,153 --> 00:16:31,367 You can't handle him, so you're giving him to me, to set him straight. 272 00:16:31,510 --> 00:16:32,520 $10 an hour. 273 00:16:32,637 --> 00:16:35,790 Don't be cheap with me, I know the going rate is closer to $15 in the suburbs. 274 00:16:35,895 --> 00:16:38,150 After business is up and running, I'll buy you a Rolex. 275 00:16:38,256 --> 00:16:40,675 Because all black men like a little bling-bling? 276 00:16:40,828 --> 00:16:41,837 Yes. 277 00:16:42,730 --> 00:16:43,745 Go on. 278 00:16:44,538 --> 00:16:46,448 Make my boy your bitch. 279 00:16:52,054 --> 00:16:55,053 All right, Nancy. You want your boy to be my bitch? 280 00:16:59,930 --> 00:17:01,629 He'll be my bitch. 281 00:17:03,512 --> 00:17:04,527 Poor guy. 282 00:17:05,373 --> 00:17:07,372 Poor wrecked guy. 283 00:17:15,946 --> 00:17:17,835 Okay, tell me she gave you a sponge bath. 284 00:17:17,992 --> 00:17:20,533 Tell me she soaped it up, and then slurped the gobbledygood. 285 00:17:20,987 --> 00:17:25,233 Blink once for "yes, "two for "no," three for "hell, yes." 286 00:17:28,568 --> 00:17:31,646 Listen, buddy, you don't have to worry about anything. 287 00:17:31,868 --> 00:17:33,864 Buddy Doug here has got your back. 288 00:17:34,211 --> 00:17:36,463 Now, in case you turn into a vegetable, 289 00:17:36,818 --> 00:17:39,633 I've taken the liberty, of drawing up this power of attorney. 290 00:17:39,918 --> 00:17:43,146 You need to sign this now, or your cunt wife will crush 291 00:17:43,273 --> 00:17:45,678 the one part of you that hasn't already been crushed. 292 00:17:45,806 --> 00:17:48,922 All right? Just try to work with me here. 293 00:17:52,774 --> 00:17:53,932 Sign your name. 294 00:17:55,186 --> 00:17:56,260 There we go. 295 00:17:57,521 --> 00:17:59,905 Your assets are protected. I speak for you now. 296 00:18:00,117 --> 00:18:01,641 Do you have any assets? 297 00:18:02,684 --> 00:18:04,888 You've got your milf money coming to you, buddy. 298 00:18:05,045 --> 00:18:08,202 Nance is back in business. Conrad's got a grow house three times the size. 299 00:18:08,579 --> 00:18:11,027 Money's flowing in like this morphine in your arm. 300 00:18:17,201 --> 00:18:19,314 Just a little while. Share the love? 301 00:18:19,883 --> 00:18:21,429 Are you out of your fucking mind? 302 00:18:22,610 --> 00:18:23,655 He might have a disease. 303 00:18:24,949 --> 00:18:27,826 Let's see if there's any clean needles. Then we'll just pull the tube. 304 00:18:29,044 --> 00:18:30,420 Fair enough. I could use a little something. 305 00:18:30,531 --> 00:18:32,453 It's so hard to see him like this. 306 00:18:32,881 --> 00:18:35,013 You think he'll be in pain if we take the drip out? 307 00:18:35,117 --> 00:18:36,836 He'll be fine. Right, buddy? 308 00:18:37,184 --> 00:18:39,687 You are such a good friend. We love you, man. 309 00:18:40,701 --> 00:18:41,841 - What? - Bingo. 310 00:18:42,922 --> 00:18:44,853 Does this mean we can't go to hawaii? 311 00:18:45,529 --> 00:18:49,333 No, this means I have to sell the majestic house, 312 00:18:49,827 --> 00:18:52,140 and then I have to pay for someone else 313 00:18:52,307 --> 00:18:54,790 to take care of "the magnificent invalid." 314 00:18:54,968 --> 00:18:57,846 Baby, you can't sell the majestic house. 315 00:18:58,112 --> 00:19:00,263 What can I do? I need the money. 316 00:19:00,497 --> 00:19:02,450 No, seriously, you can't sell it. 317 00:19:02,558 --> 00:19:04,504 The mortgage is held by a dummy corporation. 318 00:19:04,813 --> 00:19:08,562 You can live in it as long as you want, but if you try to sell it, the jig's up. 319 00:19:08,801 --> 00:19:10,570 You'll go to jail for accepting a bribe. 320 00:19:10,848 --> 00:19:14,136 Shit. Can you sell it for me? 321 00:19:14,340 --> 00:19:15,978 I thought dean was out of your life. 322 00:19:16,085 --> 00:19:20,339 He was... Till the handitard went and drove off of a cliff. 323 00:19:20,480 --> 00:19:23,644 You'll think of something. You're a very resourceful woman. 324 00:19:30,906 --> 00:19:32,814 Fucking rolling blackouts. 325 00:19:33,326 --> 00:19:34,925 The planet's overpopulated. 326 00:19:35,499 --> 00:19:37,390 Resources are running out. 327 00:19:38,054 --> 00:19:39,180 The world is... 328 00:19:41,714 --> 00:19:42,921 ...it's doomed. 329 00:19:45,334 --> 00:19:49,135 - More wine? - Oh, god, yeah. 330 00:19:52,522 --> 00:19:53,850 I have to sit down. 331 00:20:01,694 --> 00:20:05,731 When Shane was little, he called the stars "up aboves" 332 00:20:07,825 --> 00:20:09,841 I Miss the simplicity of toddlerhood. 333 00:20:10,717 --> 00:20:11,953 Amen to that. 334 00:20:17,436 --> 00:20:19,321 I'm failing my children. 335 00:20:20,688 --> 00:20:21,694 Oh, God. 336 00:20:22,625 --> 00:20:23,802 Who isn't? 337 00:20:27,867 --> 00:20:30,809 Yeah. Tim's kind of a dickhead. 338 00:20:31,864 --> 00:20:35,636 - Fuck you. I love my son. - Oh, sorry, of course you do. 339 00:20:36,565 --> 00:20:38,235 I love my dickhead son. 340 00:20:44,553 --> 00:20:46,037 I have ice-cream cake. 341 00:20:46,592 --> 00:20:49,711 I want cake. Give me cake. 342 00:20:50,064 --> 00:20:51,956 Give me cake! 343 00:20:52,529 --> 00:20:55,630 Someone's yelling, and people are sleeping. 344 00:20:55,782 --> 00:20:58,125 How drunk are we? 345 00:20:58,267 --> 00:21:01,158 We're not drunk, andy. We're lubricated. 346 00:21:01,389 --> 00:21:02,784 Is that the technical term? 347 00:21:03,938 --> 00:21:06,143 - You got a problem with that? - No, ma'am. 348 00:21:06,495 --> 00:21:07,664 He called me "ma'am." 349 00:21:07,976 --> 00:21:09,410 Get him, val, get him. 350 00:21:10,163 --> 00:21:11,691 You think I'm a "ma'am"? 351 00:21:15,174 --> 00:21:18,082 You are definitely not a "ma'am." no, ma'am. 352 00:21:18,250 --> 00:21:22,658 I'm getting cake and three forks, and no one can stop me. 353 00:21:24,263 --> 00:21:25,303 Thank you. 354 00:21:30,417 --> 00:21:33,292 - You getting up? - No, I'm fine down here. 355 00:21:33,544 --> 00:21:34,952 Who's your friend? 356 00:21:35,785 --> 00:21:36,844 Do you like her? 357 00:21:36,972 --> 00:21:39,783 She's, uh... Who is she? 358 00:21:39,940 --> 00:21:42,808 - She's my new friend. - About time you got a friend. 359 00:21:43,106 --> 00:21:44,951 Oh, not nice, andy. 360 00:21:46,030 --> 00:21:47,692 Not a nice thing to say. 361 00:21:48,132 --> 00:21:49,873 So, How do you know her? 362 00:21:51,480 --> 00:21:52,920 She's Peter's ex-wife. 363 00:21:56,332 --> 00:22:00,153 I'm sorry, Nance. Are you fucking insane? 364 00:22:01,135 --> 00:22:02,724 Thank you. Thank you very much. 365 00:22:03,590 --> 00:22:06,873 You know, it's funny, but if we don't succeed in life, 366 00:22:07,373 --> 00:22:08,884 we run the risk of failure. 367 00:22:10,048 --> 00:22:12,432 It's not pollution causing problems in our environment. 368 00:22:12,552 --> 00:22:14,762 It's the impurities in the air and in the water. 369 00:22:15,255 --> 00:22:17,494 So I say to you, my fellow majesticans, 370 00:22:17,853 --> 00:22:19,497 change is good... 371 00:22:20,409 --> 00:22:22,918 because change... is change. 372 00:22:29,861 --> 00:22:30,885 Thank you very much. 373 00:22:31,170 --> 00:22:35,608 God bless you, and God bless the new Majestic! 374 00:22:39,569 --> 00:22:40,575 Thank you! 375 00:22:59,157 --> 00:23:00,161 Holy shit. 376 00:23:03,523 --> 00:23:05,741 Wow, that's a lot of sewage 377 00:23:27,476 --> 00:23:28,784 that motherfucker. 378 00:23:32,075 --> 00:23:33,895 I'm gonna have him killed.