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It's cold.
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Good. Thank you.
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There's a new girl at
the ice cream store.
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She doesn't seem too fond
of buttoning her top button.
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Let's go check her out.
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Transcript: swsub.com
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Sync: BlueDoc, ¤AkaZab¤
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Season 4 - Episode 3
"97 Seconds"
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What are we supposed to
be doing... It's almost 4:00.
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You got somewhere to be?
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We know he likes to manipulate
people. He's probably testing us.
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To find out what?
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How long we can look stupid for?
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He said he'd be here by 3:00.
He's obviously not coming.
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- I'm going home.
- Nobody follow her.
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She pied pipered nine people
right out of a job last week.
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Would you mind holding
my metaphor for a second?
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New patient.
37 year-old male.
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Suffers from severe
ascending muscle weakness.
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- Why are you late?
- To see who'd put up with it.
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So if we left, we would have been fired?
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I was gonna fire whoever stuck around.
But since everyone stuck around...
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28% curvature of the spine has
caused reduced lung capacity,
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and has reduced bone mineral density.
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Patient has spinal muscular atrophy.
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It's genetic, incurable.
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This is not a diagnostic mystery.
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You have just given
state secrets to the enemy.
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What enemy?
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New patient. New rules. Today you're
gonna split yourselves into two teams.
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First to figure out what's threatening
to deprive the patient of the 20
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or so miserable years
he's got left with SMA,
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gets to keep their jobs.
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Take off your numbers. You look stupid.
And I think I know who you are by now.
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Wait.
How do you want us to split up?
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Good question, overly
excited former foster kid.
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There's ten of you. I'm thinking
six against six. No, wait.
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- How about women versus men?
- Excellent suggestion, fat twin.
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More interesting than evens versus
odds, less interesting
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than shirts against skins.
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If your sex organs dangle,
you're the confederates.
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Do your sex organs
dangle, cutthroat bitch?
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Not yet.
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You've never hired more than
one female in your team before.
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If you're going
to purge an entire gender,
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- it isn't going to be the danglers.
- Sounds logical.
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If you don't think about it
for more than three seconds.
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But I just told you that if
the danglers lose, they're out.
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So I can only assume,
you're hiding the real reason.
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You don't think the women will be
aggressive enough, or be good enough at
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- science, they'll be too emotional.
- Can I switch teams?
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If the danglers are okay, I'm okay.
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We're not okay.
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I get it. You don't like me because
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- maybe I'm a little bit competitive.
- Manipulative.
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Cutthroat bitch is your official title.
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It's a game. You can either
play for fun or play to win.
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If you want to win, you want cutthroat.
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No, thank you.
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First thing we have to do
is get inside his head.
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It's not psychological.
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I'm not talking about the
patient, I'm talking about House.
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He's insane, but he's not irresponsible.
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He wouldn't be playing this game,
if the didn't already know the answer.
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First thing we do is
gang bang the sucker.
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There's five of us.
We can run dozens of tests.
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We don't need a theory.
We just need brute force.
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What about the assist dog?
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Picks bacteria-infested things up
with its bacteria-infested mouth,
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- hands them over to the guy and...
- It's not the dog. It wouldn't be fair.
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- To who?
- Whom? The men.
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House knows I used to be a vet.
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If the dog's the answer,
they'd be at a handicap.
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What about the dog?
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Assist dogs put everything
in their mouth, money, door knobs.
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Great.
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That's not what I said.
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- Why do you think a low sodium...
- I don't
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The patient took a trip
to Thailand two weeks ago.
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Write bigger and angle the board more
so they can see it.
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This is wrong.
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It's only wrong if they cheat off us,
and if they cheat off us, they're wrong.
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They're not cheating.
One of them is moving.
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Stop playing with your
sutures or I'll have to redo them.
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Why do you guys keep a D cell battery
in a urine specimen cup?
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Because we pulled it from
a patient's intestine.
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Why would somebody swallow a battery?
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Why do you assume it was swallowed?
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Bed five needs a bag
of ringer's lactate.
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It would have been worse
If he'd used a nine volt.
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Who said it was a "he"?
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False assumptions. You're good. You're
trying to get me to think like him.
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And you're trying to kiss my ass.
Why are you talking to me?
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Because House is turning
patient care into a game.
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It's dangerous...
The patient's gonna suffer, maybe die.
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You really need to shave.
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See what I did there?
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Interesting.
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Need a crash cart in here!
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I didn't do it.
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When a person faints,
it's because they're not getting
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enough blood to their brain.
The act of falling corrects the problem.
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You faint again strapped into that
power chair where you can't fall...
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You might not wake up.
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Killed by an assistive device.
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At least my death would be ironic.
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I think when you Went to Thailand
you picked up a thread worm
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called strongyloides.
They usually go up through your feet.
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I didn't do a lot of
walking on the beach.
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But I assume you did have
someone lay you down in the sand.
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Bare back, bare legs. Increases
exposure tenfold over bare feet.
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Two pills.
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You'll be all better.
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Can I have some water for those, please?
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Hey, take a number.
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House didn't say anything about taking
turns. What's she testing him for?
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Don't.
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They'll spend all day
obsessing over my idea
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instead of coming up
with one of their own.
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- And hey, I might be wrong.
- Seriously. I'm worried that if
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we don't know what she's giving
you there can be conflicts.
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No, you're not. House told me
he's keeping track of all that.
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Ten doctors. They should
be getting ten cures.
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We need blood, hair, and stool.
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You poop, and then you use the wooden
sticks to collect the fecal matter,
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then you rub it on the green box.
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Hand it to my dog. Only one of
those things I can do on my own.
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And the last couple of days,
I haven't been doing that.
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Is it all right with you if we...
Carry you into the bathroom?
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If you want me there, that's the
way you're gonna have to do it.
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Ready?
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One, two, three.
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Can I get a little head
support, please? Thank you.
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Why are you here?
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My offices are being used by my teams.
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Teams?
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Which means this is the only
place where you can yell at me.
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You have teams?
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Two of them. I wanted to
deal with the yelling today,
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because I noticed what you were wearing
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and I wouldn't have to listen
all that closely.
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You can't make a competition
out of patient care.
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Without competition, we'd
still be single-cell organisms.
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- Can I go now?
- Not until after the yelling.
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What's wrong with him?
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I have seven of the finest minds on it.
Along with three very special...
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You wouldn't be doing
this, unless you already knew...
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I tell you, you tell them.
Game's over.
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If you know, you are obligated to treat.
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Well, then in that case, I don't know.
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Why would a guy...
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Voluntarily shove a metal
object into an electrical socket?
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I'm getting closer and
closer to knowing the answer.
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What would happen if
I shut down this game?
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I'd fire them all,
hire 40 new fellowship applicants,
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start the game All over again.
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You do know what's
wrong with him, right?
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It'd be pretty irresponsible
If I didn't, wouldn't it?
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Antibiotics aren't working.
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Legionella could explain
the lungs, the fever...
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If she had legionella,
she'd have low sodium.
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What can you tell me about her?
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She likes body surfing.
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Maybe picked up a virus
swimming off Jones beach.
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But she doesn't even have the energy
to finish her crossword anymore.
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- Her boyfriend said...
- That's it.
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- What is?
- Blurry vision.
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How do you get blurry vision from...
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You don't stop a daily ritual that
cures boredom because you're bored.
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She stopped doing her crossword puzzle
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because she's having
a hard time reading it.
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What causes fever,
boggy lungs and blurry vision?
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Fungal.
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Aspergillus would explain
the pneumonia, which explains the fever.
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Start her on amphotericin.
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Hey, guys?
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Great job.
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If you're gonna try
to take yourself out,
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why choose electricity?
You eat a bullet, jump off a building...
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I love the team thing, by the way.
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Bury yourself alive in Cuddy's cleavage.
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Teamwork, collaboration,
all for the greater good.
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It could have been a suicidal gesture,
as opposed to an actual attempt.
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Interestingly,
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the rain in Spain doesn't actually fall
in the plain all that much.
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But who puts their internal organs
on a skillet just to get attention?
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Go ask him.
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That would be cheating.
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- Got a diagnosis yet?
- Get out of here.
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- Got a stool sample yet?
- How could you know?
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I talked to a nurse.
Pretty brilliant, huh?
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I give you a move House
will love, straight
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from one of his former fellows,
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- and you let me join your team.
- You're too late.
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We already have our diagnosis.
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He's lying because he wants
you to go away.
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So do I.
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How do we know you're not
a double agent?
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To find out what we're thinking,
then go back to the women?
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Because I don't care
What you're thinking.
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You wanna know why I want to be
on your team? Because you're idiots.
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If I can get the women out
of the competition, I'm in.
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And so are two of you.
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So... What's the big move?
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It's called xenodiagnosis.
We let this bugs bite you,
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and then we test their
feces for parasites.
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Why can't you test my feces?
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Because you've been chugging milk
of magnesia for the past hour.
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You have a lot going in
and nothing coming out.
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Testing the bugs'feces is actually
more accurate than testing yours.
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Smaller haystack,
easier to find the needle.
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You okay?
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Get the bugs off.
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- Get the bugs off him!
- Test isn't done.
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He's choking!
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Patchy infiltrates on the X-Ray.
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Patient improved with chest PT
and oxygen, consistent with aspiration.
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So now we have another
symptom to explain.
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Why does his throat think
his lungs are his stomach?
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- And why are your throats closing up?
- Shouldn't we be In separate rooms?
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You think I'm gonna run two
differentials this time in the morning?
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- Grumpy, you're first.
- I'm not grumpy.
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Why would I call
you that if you weren't?
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It's an unusual combination.
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Unusual equals exotic,
equals foreign.
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Has to be connected to
his trip to Thailand.
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You practice medicine overseas?
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I was with doctors without
borders for eight years.
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It's in my file.
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David Blaine hides the six of hearts
in a beer bottle, it's still impressive.
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- You like exotic. Why are you here?
- I want this job.
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- Parents sick?
- No. I...
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- I just...
- This is not the job you want.
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This is the job in the zip
code you want. You engaged?
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Yes.
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Am I not allowed to grow up
and change my priorities?
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You're allowed to,
people usually don't.
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This is not a new symptom.
Our patient has spinal muscular atrophy.
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00:13:45,722 --> 00:13:48,780
He has documented trouble swallowing.
The choking's not new.
242
00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:51,195
So it's nothing's new.
What caused the old?
243
00:13:51,227 --> 00:13:53,530
Strongyloides worms
explain the fainting.
244
00:13:53,607 --> 00:13:56,852
- We already treated...
- So he's all better, woman... Who...
245
00:13:57,616 --> 00:13:59,241
- Thirteen.
- Hasn't got any worse.
246
00:13:59,294 --> 00:14:02,205
It's a pretty passive approach
for the daughter of an alcoholic.
247
00:14:02,257 --> 00:14:03,315
Wrong again.
248
00:14:03,372 --> 00:14:06,065
We could stress his system.
Put him on a tilt table.
249
00:14:06,117 --> 00:14:09,313
If he stays conscious, means we made
the right diagnosis, and we win.
250
00:14:09,371 --> 00:14:11,010
Then why haven't you?
251
00:14:13,674 --> 00:14:15,362
Six against four.
252
00:14:16,198 --> 00:14:18,876
One of the men's gonna have
to join the women's team.
253
00:14:19,381 --> 00:14:22,453
On the other hand,
one of the men isn't an actual doctor.
254
00:14:22,506 --> 00:14:24,814
So, I guess it's pretty fair.
255
00:14:26,141 --> 00:14:28,355
Men, you're in the penalty box.
256
00:14:28,617 --> 00:14:31,564
- Who's not the doctor?
- I'm glad you asked about that.
257
00:14:31,694 --> 00:14:34,705
Reason I'm penalizing
you is time management.
258
00:14:34,786 --> 00:14:37,559
In diagnostics, you're always
working against the clock.
259
00:14:37,592 --> 00:14:40,079
The women came up with a theory
and they treated the patient.
260
00:14:40,121 --> 00:14:41,568
You guys just sat around in a lab,
261
00:14:41,592 --> 00:14:44,336
hoping a series of blind tests
would give you a theory.
262
00:14:44,400 --> 00:14:46,280
You wasted the patient's time.
263
00:14:46,910 --> 00:14:48,540
Now I'm gonna waste yours.
264
00:14:49,001 --> 00:14:53,285
- Her gums are turning yellow.
- Whatever it is, it's in her liver now.
265
00:14:53,342 --> 00:14:55,075
Fungal fit perfectly.
266
00:14:55,135 --> 00:14:56,510
We were wrong.
267
00:14:57,443 --> 00:14:59,582
We're gonna keep being wrong,
until we're right.
268
00:14:59,625 --> 00:15:01,015
Or till she dies.
269
00:15:01,202 --> 00:15:03,125
Yeah, that was very helpful.
270
00:15:03,477 --> 00:15:05,857
Need a team to tell me we're mortals.
271
00:15:08,194 --> 00:15:10,607
Look, I'm sorry. You're right.
272
00:15:11,050 --> 00:15:14,367
It doesn't hurt to be reminded that
we're dealing with real stakes here.
273
00:15:15,357 --> 00:15:18,434
Liver failure is a bad
thing, but it's also a clue.
274
00:15:18,900 --> 00:15:20,477
What does it tell us?
275
00:15:29,228 --> 00:15:32,945
I can't let you leave.
I think you're still suicidal.
276
00:15:32,992 --> 00:15:34,872
I wasn't trying to off myself.
277
00:15:34,968 --> 00:15:37,895
No, that's right.
You were just trying to kill a wall.
278
00:15:39,015 --> 00:15:40,573
I check this box,
279
00:15:40,645 --> 00:15:44,371
and your next roommates
are gonna be Jesus and crazy Mcloonybin.
280
00:15:45,495 --> 00:15:47,360
That guy never had a chance.
281
00:15:48,168 --> 00:15:49,587
It's gonna sound stupid.
282
00:15:49,640 --> 00:15:51,351
Suddenly you're shy?
283
00:15:51,461 --> 00:15:53,418
You pooped your pants in front of me.
284
00:15:53,495 --> 00:15:56,086
It's one of the nasty side effects
of dying.
285
00:16:01,365 --> 00:16:04,388
Last saturday, I got in a car crash.
286
00:16:04,912 --> 00:16:08,094
A drunk driver came over
the line and hit me head on.
287
00:16:08,921 --> 00:16:10,680
It was like slow motion.
288
00:16:11,651 --> 00:16:13,892
I saw these headlights,
289
00:16:14,637 --> 00:16:15,522
and...
290
00:16:17,195 --> 00:16:18,080
I saw...
291
00:16:21,253 --> 00:16:22,623
The paramedics
292
00:16:23,007 --> 00:16:24,873
said I was technically dead
293
00:16:25,445 --> 00:16:26,868
for 97 seconds.
294
00:16:30,218 --> 00:16:31,670
It was the best
295
00:16:32,256 --> 00:16:35,443
97 seconds of my life.
296
00:16:42,162 --> 00:16:43,570
Okay, here's what happened.
297
00:16:43,623 --> 00:16:46,758
Your oxygen-deprived brain
was shutting down.
298
00:16:47,905 --> 00:16:50,644
A flood of endorphins
and serotonin was released
299
00:16:50,696 --> 00:16:52,207
and it's what gave you the visions.
300
00:16:52,247 --> 00:16:53,159
No.
301
00:16:53,257 --> 00:16:55,762
Believe me.
It wasn't chemicals.
302
00:16:56,344 --> 00:16:58,834
I've done every hallucinogenic there is.
303
00:16:59,954 --> 00:17:02,046
This was way bigger than that.
304
00:17:05,487 --> 00:17:07,554
There's something out there.
305
00:17:10,064 --> 00:17:11,597
Something more.
306
00:17:14,279 --> 00:17:16,164
Hey, can I have my knife back?
307
00:17:16,491 --> 00:17:17,392
No.
308
00:17:20,716 --> 00:17:23,745
- Who the hell isn't a doctor?
- House said we can't talk.
309
00:17:23,798 --> 00:17:27,404
- He meant we can't talk about the case.
- House is just jerking us around.
310
00:17:27,457 --> 00:17:29,803
- It's what he does.
- You're not curious?
311
00:17:29,938 --> 00:17:31,935
Only one reason you wouldn't be curious.
312
00:17:31,962 --> 00:17:33,640
We should talk about the case.
313
00:17:34,221 --> 00:17:37,620
He's punishing us for wasting time.
Maybe we shouldn't be wasting this time.
314
00:17:37,657 --> 00:17:39,720
Close that door.
You're gonna get us all fired.
315
00:17:39,773 --> 00:17:43,365
We need to find a link between
fainting and trouble swallowing.
316
00:17:43,442 --> 00:17:46,705
We need to know If it's dysphagia
or full blown achalasia.
317
00:17:46,781 --> 00:17:48,022
Paraganglioma.
318
00:17:48,161 --> 00:17:51,181
How would a neoplastic growth
in his abdomen explain...
319
00:17:51,219 --> 00:17:54,676
Not his abdomen, in his neck. A carotid
body tumor causes trouble swallowing.
320
00:17:54,719 --> 00:17:58,022
Food presses against the vagus nerve,
and causes the fainting.
321
00:17:58,095 --> 00:18:00,937
So, if this guy has cancer,
we get to keep our jobs?
322
00:18:00,975 --> 00:18:03,375
- If he's healthy, we're fired?
- We need a CT to prove it.
323
00:18:03,418 --> 00:18:05,976
We need the women not to figure
it out while we're sitting here.
324
00:18:06,002 --> 00:18:09,056
And does House's computer
have a built-in microphone?
325
00:18:35,522 --> 00:18:38,969
There is a potential toxicity
in the experimental treatment.
326
00:18:40,016 --> 00:18:41,454
I was never here.
327
00:18:46,156 --> 00:18:48,595
Blood pressure's remaining
stable through 60 degrees.
328
00:18:48,637 --> 00:18:51,257
No pauses on his EKG, no nausea.
329
00:18:51,301 --> 00:18:52,931
Our treatment worked.
330
00:18:52,983 --> 00:18:55,785
- I need our patient.
- Syncope's cured, Amber. It's over.
331
00:18:57,887 --> 00:19:00,974
You obviously haven't stressed
the system hard enough.
332
00:19:01,420 --> 00:19:03,795
You crank it up high enough,
anyone will pass out.
333
00:19:03,848 --> 00:19:05,372
This is incredible.
334
00:19:06,641 --> 00:19:09,185
This is the most I've moved in 40 years.
335
00:19:11,846 --> 00:19:13,887
The tilt table test showed
that the patient's EKG,
336
00:19:13,930 --> 00:19:15,637
BPM pulse remained normal despite...
337
00:19:15,686 --> 00:19:17,411
Who are you, thirteen?
338
00:19:17,645 --> 00:19:19,213
My name's in the file.
339
00:19:19,443 --> 00:19:21,039
Fact that you don't answer my questions
340
00:19:21,082 --> 00:19:22,818
tells me more about
you Than answers could.
341
00:19:22,861 --> 00:19:23,783
No, it doesn't.
342
00:19:23,827 --> 00:19:25,408
We turned the thing up to 95 degrees...
343
00:19:25,446 --> 00:19:27,452
You don't think that Non-answers
tell me anything?
344
00:19:27,490 --> 00:19:30,485
Sure, just not as much as actual answers
That's why they're called Answers.
345
00:19:30,519 --> 00:19:33,336
- Tells me you're hiding Something.
- Tells you I'm hiding everything.
346
00:19:33,371 --> 00:19:37,085
Tells me you got something worth hiding.
Is it Turkish prison? Gay porn?
347
00:19:37,128 --> 00:19:39,691
You killed a man, just because
he was asking too many questions?
348
00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:41,970
- Can I finish reporting on the patient?
- No need.
349
00:19:42,081 --> 00:19:45,230
I'll see you in an hour or so.
Got to set some stuff up.
350
00:19:49,556 --> 00:19:51,460
Thank you all for coming...
351
00:19:52,465 --> 00:19:54,100
To tribal council.
352
00:19:55,818 --> 00:19:58,191
A man of your integrity
I feel I can trust.
353
00:19:58,268 --> 00:19:59,310
Big love.
354
00:19:59,369 --> 00:20:01,558
And I don't call you that
because you're a mormon.
355
00:20:02,754 --> 00:20:04,529
Where's your team's sixth man?
356
00:20:04,589 --> 00:20:06,441
She went rogue.
Broke the rules.
357
00:20:06,480 --> 00:20:09,219
You also sinned. You have no
right to cast the first stone.
358
00:20:09,274 --> 00:20:11,201
And atheists have no
right to quote scripture.
359
00:20:11,220 --> 00:20:12,609
The rules said no talking.
360
00:20:12,666 --> 00:20:14,639
- I told them not to talk.
- Out loud.
361
00:20:14,692 --> 00:20:16,429
We were trying to save a man's life.
362
00:20:16,477 --> 00:20:17,991
Key word being "trying."
363
00:20:18,128 --> 00:20:21,157
Tilt table test confirmed,
that you guys were wrong.
364
00:20:22,100 --> 00:20:23,200
You're fired.
365
00:20:25,653 --> 00:20:29,203
Ah, the prodigal son returneth.
You're also fired.
366
00:20:29,269 --> 00:20:31,874
We thought there was a tumor
on the patient's esophagus.
367
00:20:31,915 --> 00:20:34,234
We were right about the area,
wrong about the diagnosis.
368
00:20:34,311 --> 00:20:37,613
Turns out the esophagus is just
straightening. It's sclerodma.
369
00:20:37,718 --> 00:20:40,303
Explains the syncope and the choking.
He needs steroids.
370
00:20:40,336 --> 00:20:42,053
- You did a CT scan?
- Obviously.
371
00:20:42,091 --> 00:20:43,895
After you were already proven wrong?
372
00:20:44,270 --> 00:20:45,408
Good for you.
373
00:20:46,466 --> 00:20:47,836
It's too bad you're wrong.
374
00:20:48,136 --> 00:20:50,470
Straightening indicates weakening,
not hardening.
375
00:20:50,550 --> 00:20:53,000
SMA explains the weakening.
376
00:20:53,031 --> 00:20:55,732
Strongyloides infection
explains everything else.
377
00:20:55,903 --> 00:20:59,337
You ladies have the honor to
give the patient a feeding tube,
378
00:20:59,514 --> 00:21:01,637
discharge him,
and show up for work tomorrow.
379
00:21:01,701 --> 00:21:02,838
The rest of you,
380
00:21:04,073 --> 00:21:05,520
you're a disappointment.
381
00:21:06,431 --> 00:21:08,187
You make me want to stop dangling.
382
00:21:17,182 --> 00:21:19,652
It was the best two weeks of my life.
383
00:21:19,916 --> 00:21:24,219
I think I will miss you most of all,
ridiculously old fraud.
384
00:21:33,322 --> 00:21:34,923
Do you think House could be wrong?
385
00:21:34,981 --> 00:21:37,120
- I thought he fired you.
- No. He fired the men.
386
00:21:43,307 --> 00:21:46,000
- I don't think he's wrong.
- If he is, how would I prove it?
387
00:21:46,064 --> 00:21:47,699
I just said I don't think he is.
388
00:21:47,753 --> 00:21:49,484
Well, thinking isn't good enough.
389
00:21:50,574 --> 00:21:53,403
You have to run a blood test.
For anticentromere antibodies.
390
00:21:53,461 --> 00:21:54,939
Would you mind running the labs?
391
00:21:55,012 --> 00:21:56,918
- You can't.
- Well, I can, but...
392
00:21:56,957 --> 00:21:58,481
No. I was making a statement.
393
00:21:59,224 --> 00:22:00,247
You've been fired,
394
00:22:00,312 --> 00:22:03,247
so you no longer have lab privileges.
You weren't coming here for advice,
395
00:22:03,305 --> 00:22:05,538
You were coming here to con a favor
to save your job.
396
00:22:05,962 --> 00:22:06,965
Sorry.
397
00:22:07,084 --> 00:22:10,171
I'm not working for him anymore,
but he can still make my life miserable.
398
00:22:12,494 --> 00:22:14,924
And you have a chance
to make his life miserable.
399
00:22:18,545 --> 00:22:19,606
I'm insulted.
400
00:22:20,259 --> 00:22:22,816
You con Cameron by,
appealing to her humanity.
401
00:22:22,862 --> 00:22:24,270
I told her what she wanted to hear.
402
00:22:24,286 --> 00:22:26,289
And you told me what you
thought I wanted to hear.
403
00:22:26,328 --> 00:22:29,415
If it's any consolation, I think
your motives are more interesting.
404
00:22:31,995 --> 00:22:33,384
I cannot believe he fired you.
405
00:22:34,977 --> 00:22:36,057
Go draw his blood.
406
00:22:36,248 --> 00:22:38,177
I'll meet you in the lab
when I'm done here.
407
00:22:45,545 --> 00:22:47,185
Guess you didn't find your tumor.
408
00:22:47,529 --> 00:22:49,652
The other doctors tell you
that you were fine?
409
00:22:49,719 --> 00:22:50,722
Yeah.
410
00:22:51,101 --> 00:22:53,630
They said it was just
my disease getting worse.
411
00:22:56,848 --> 00:22:58,700
You come to terms with this disease.
412
00:23:00,849 --> 00:23:02,103
You know it's there.
413
00:23:03,095 --> 00:23:04,417
You know it's waiting.
414
00:23:04,514 --> 00:23:06,048
And every now and again...
415
00:23:06,492 --> 00:23:08,016
It takes something away.
416
00:23:10,564 --> 00:23:11,953
Took my walking.
417
00:23:12,706 --> 00:23:14,076
Took my modesty.
418
00:23:15,451 --> 00:23:17,535
Now it's taking one
of my last pleasures.
419
00:23:18,776 --> 00:23:20,423
Well, there's an outside shot.
420
00:23:20,613 --> 00:23:23,622
That something other than the SMA's
causing your eating problems.
421
00:23:23,771 --> 00:23:26,710
And if it is, we can fix it.
And remove that tube.
422
00:23:35,245 --> 00:23:36,634
Is that my blood?
423
00:23:37,064 --> 00:23:38,145
It's green.
424
00:23:39,237 --> 00:23:40,549
What does that mean?
425
00:23:45,733 --> 00:23:47,662
It means I'm not fired.
426
00:23:48,242 --> 00:23:49,515
Is he a vulcan?
427
00:23:50,755 --> 00:23:53,527
If no, what makes nimoy bleed green?
428
00:23:53,656 --> 00:23:54,833
Are we officially unfired?
429
00:23:54,879 --> 00:23:56,935
How do we know she didn't fake,
the green blood?
430
00:23:56,993 --> 00:24:00,289
Because that would be stupid.
And while she may be manipulative,
431
00:24:00,368 --> 00:24:03,059
- Borderline evil, shallow...
- They get it.
432
00:24:03,146 --> 00:24:04,207
I'm not stupid.
433
00:24:04,369 --> 00:24:06,279
What contrast did you use for the CT?
434
00:24:06,329 --> 00:24:08,058
- ICM.
- His kidneys aren't working.
435
00:24:08,135 --> 00:24:11,698
They didn't filter the contrast,
wich in ICM is green.
436
00:24:13,223 --> 00:24:14,226
10 points.
437
00:24:14,263 --> 00:24:16,646
Let's add kidney failure
to our list of symptoms.
438
00:24:16,665 --> 00:24:19,231
- What are these points?
- That how you're deciding who to fire?
439
00:24:19,248 --> 00:24:21,862
I'm gonna fire the next person
who asks me who i'm going to fire.
440
00:24:21,905 --> 00:24:23,101
Now we're on the point system?
441
00:24:23,131 --> 00:24:25,388
- What happened to men against women?
- Forget the game.
442
00:24:25,427 --> 00:24:28,256
- What do you mean forget the game?
- I mean forget the damn game!
443
00:24:28,295 --> 00:24:31,073
The guy's kidneys are failing.
We need to diagnose exactly...
444
00:24:31,109 --> 00:24:34,289
I thought we were diagnosing.
You were diagnosing. Now I am too.
445
00:24:34,897 --> 00:24:37,789
I thought that thirteen,
was right about the strongyloides.
446
00:24:38,269 --> 00:24:39,446
I was obviously wrong.
447
00:24:40,536 --> 00:24:43,394
Okay, kidney failure,
aspiration, fainting, go.
448
00:24:43,432 --> 00:24:46,145
Kidney failure could be the result,
of a gram negative bacteria.
449
00:24:46,184 --> 00:24:47,964
Our patient wears a catheter full time.
450
00:24:48,015 --> 00:24:50,182
It virtually guarantees,
bacterial infection.
451
00:24:50,199 --> 00:24:52,398
Which could have migrated
up to his kidneys.
452
00:24:52,465 --> 00:24:56,246
Infection stresses his already weakened
system, makes his SMA worse.
453
00:24:56,321 --> 00:24:58,270
That explains the choking and fainting.
454
00:24:58,299 --> 00:24:59,846
Put him on an IV AMP and gent.
455
00:24:59,886 --> 00:25:02,026
Our team's scleroderma
diagnosis still holds.
456
00:25:02,065 --> 00:25:05,056
Tests could have been negative because
the blood was tainted with contrast.
457
00:25:05,098 --> 00:25:06,448
Do a skin biopsy.
458
00:25:06,499 --> 00:25:08,578
Get a side of lymph node to confirm.
459
00:25:15,414 --> 00:25:16,919
I could have you fired.
460
00:25:17,806 --> 00:25:20,498
- You already had me fired.
- Just proves than I can.
461
00:25:20,542 --> 00:25:21,925
And were the men wrong?
462
00:25:22,018 --> 00:25:24,589
- No, It doesn't change the fact...
- Why are you yelling at me?
463
00:25:24,634 --> 00:25:27,796
Because performing tests for someone
who is not a doctor in this hospital...
464
00:25:27,835 --> 00:25:29,386
You're frustrated. You want help?
465
00:25:29,467 --> 00:25:31,358
I'm here.
If you just need to vent,
466
00:25:31,917 --> 00:25:32,921
leave a message.
467
00:25:35,534 --> 00:25:37,193
I like him better like this.
468
00:25:37,777 --> 00:25:38,606
You?
469
00:25:40,975 --> 00:25:43,608
Patient developed pneumonia.
His lungs are filling fast.
470
00:25:43,668 --> 00:25:45,799
We started him on antibiotics.
Nothing.
471
00:25:45,858 --> 00:25:47,593
- We were wrong.
- And you're here to say?
472
00:25:47,641 --> 00:25:49,789
We were wrong too.
He doesn't have scleroderma.
473
00:25:49,829 --> 00:25:51,829
Biopsy revealed no fibrotic changes.
474
00:25:51,868 --> 00:25:53,831
Cervical lymph node has black flecks.
475
00:25:53,908 --> 00:25:55,863
Small areas of necrosis. It's nothing.
476
00:25:55,940 --> 00:25:57,908
You say nothing.
I say cancer.
477
00:25:58,351 --> 00:26:00,493
It's a bit of a stretch
to jump right to cancer.
478
00:26:00,544 --> 00:26:03,266
I'm not jumping. Broad specs
haven't worked, so it's not bacterial.
479
00:26:03,340 --> 00:26:05,976
Failing liver despite treatment,
suggests it's not fungal.
480
00:26:06,053 --> 00:26:09,950
And her high lactic acidosis points
towards anaplastic large cell lymphoma.
481
00:26:10,080 --> 00:26:11,853
Also suggests Infection,
482
00:26:11,892 --> 00:26:13,821
which is a lot easier
and safer to treat.
483
00:26:13,860 --> 00:26:15,775
Large cell lymphoma
is incredibly aggressive.
484
00:26:15,794 --> 00:26:17,938
She'll be dead in a week
if we follow the textbooks.
485
00:26:17,977 --> 00:26:21,334
Unless it's infection, in which case you
radiate her and she'll be dead in a day.
486
00:26:21,821 --> 00:26:23,731
I know you have some
experience with that.
487
00:26:25,929 --> 00:26:29,052
I've seen doctors do this before.
Go back to the scene of the crime.
488
00:26:29,099 --> 00:26:31,756
If you're right this time,
you purge yourself of past ghosts.
489
00:26:31,799 --> 00:26:34,838
I know it's contrary to protocol,
but I think it's more likely...
490
00:26:34,877 --> 00:26:36,724
Ghosts are there for a reason.
491
00:26:37,683 --> 00:26:39,747
So you don't make
the same mistake twice.
492
00:26:40,809 --> 00:26:43,124
Switch over to third generation
cephalosporin.
493
00:26:49,268 --> 00:26:50,946
You want to remove his eye?
494
00:26:51,825 --> 00:26:52,838
Who told you?
495
00:26:52,899 --> 00:26:54,319
You booked the OR.
496
00:26:54,477 --> 00:26:55,326
Good.
497
00:26:57,034 --> 00:26:58,699
You can't beat me in a foot race.
498
00:26:58,757 --> 00:27:00,118
I thought we were dancing.
499
00:27:02,236 --> 00:27:05,995
Cervical lymph node is a garbage dump.
Very small one.
500
00:27:06,056 --> 00:27:08,289
Just one truck comes in and
only comes from one home.
501
00:27:08,353 --> 00:27:10,078
Al Gore would be appalled.
The home...
502
00:27:10,114 --> 00:27:12,043
The home is the right eye.
I get it.
503
00:27:12,832 --> 00:27:15,359
- Do a biopsy.
- On my way.
504
00:27:16,176 --> 00:27:19,489
You're not doing a biopsy.
You ordered an orbital exenteration.
505
00:27:19,553 --> 00:27:22,465
Right. Because I don't want to remove
a little tiny piece, sit in the lab
506
00:27:22,495 --> 00:27:25,447
and confirm what I already know, while
my patient drowns in his own fluid.
507
00:27:25,534 --> 00:27:27,889
But if you want me to,
I absolutely will.
508
00:27:28,522 --> 00:27:30,153
How advanced is the pneumonia?
509
00:27:30,230 --> 00:27:31,909
It's taking college courses.
510
00:27:32,808 --> 00:27:35,741
Hey, Wilson,
I'm gonna cut some cripple's eye out.
511
00:27:35,838 --> 00:27:37,208
Wanna come watch?
512
00:27:39,259 --> 00:27:40,301
Good times.
513
00:27:40,644 --> 00:27:41,686
We good to go?
514
00:27:52,258 --> 00:27:54,979
I thought melanoma,
was skin cancer.
515
00:27:55,666 --> 00:27:58,489
Technically it's cancer
of the pigment cells.
516
00:27:58,544 --> 00:28:01,054
The same cells that give
your iris it's color.
517
00:28:01,722 --> 00:28:02,726
Cancer?
518
00:28:04,040 --> 00:28:06,490
Why not?
What else can God throw at me?
519
00:28:06,673 --> 00:28:10,183
Hail, locusts,
smiting of the first born.
520
00:28:10,338 --> 00:28:12,334
Of course it all depends
on how evil you've been.
521
00:28:12,369 --> 00:28:13,372
House...
522
00:28:14,086 --> 00:28:16,671
If it's cancer,
it's spread everywhere, right?
523
00:28:18,066 --> 00:28:20,883
So it's in my lungs,
my kidneys?
524
00:28:21,223 --> 00:28:24,708
There is a chance by removing the eye,
get the primary tumor,
525
00:28:24,766 --> 00:28:26,555
and three courses of radiation.
526
00:28:26,671 --> 00:28:29,237
- That could...
- Could... what?
527
00:28:29,618 --> 00:28:31,200
Few months?
Years?
528
00:28:32,911 --> 00:28:34,281
More likely months.
529
00:28:35,215 --> 00:28:38,880
Any of your other doctors,
have any cheerier diagnoses?
530
00:28:38,936 --> 00:28:41,103
If they do, they're wrong.
This is the answer.
531
00:28:41,161 --> 00:28:42,542
It's the only way to help you.
532
00:28:43,199 --> 00:28:44,839
I already can't walk.
533
00:28:45,045 --> 00:28:46,106
I can't eat.
534
00:28:49,025 --> 00:28:50,897
You're telling me that
the rest of my life.
535
00:28:51,812 --> 00:28:53,096
Is in this bed,
536
00:28:54,042 --> 00:28:55,521
puking and in pain?
537
00:28:55,734 --> 00:28:57,537
We can manage the pain.
538
00:28:57,829 --> 00:28:59,951
I'd rather just get this over with.
539
00:29:01,823 --> 00:29:05,759
I've been trapped in this useless body,
540
00:29:06,309 --> 00:29:07,370
long enough.
541
00:29:09,336 --> 00:29:11,979
It'd be nice to finally get out.
542
00:29:14,299 --> 00:29:15,506
Get out and go where?
543
00:29:15,553 --> 00:29:17,501
You think you're gonna sprout wings,
and start.
544
00:29:17,537 --> 00:29:19,736
Flying around with the other angels?
Don't be an idiot.
545
00:29:19,779 --> 00:29:21,843
There is no after, there's just this.
546
00:29:21,903 --> 00:29:22,906
House!
547
00:29:34,515 --> 00:29:37,390
You can't let a dying man
take solace in his beliefs?
548
00:29:37,467 --> 00:29:39,989
- His beliefs are stupid.
- Everybody lies.
549
00:29:40,030 --> 00:29:41,458
Some for good reason, some for bad,
550
00:29:41,499 --> 00:29:43,410
this would have been
a fantastic reason to lie.
551
00:29:43,440 --> 00:29:44,935
Hi, Greg House.
552
00:29:45,128 --> 00:29:48,198
Why can't you just let him
have his fairy tale?
553
00:29:48,229 --> 00:29:50,189
If it gives him comfort
to imagine beaches,
554
00:29:50,236 --> 00:29:52,634
and loved ones,
and life outside a wheel chair...
555
00:29:52,672 --> 00:29:54,252
Are there 72 virgins too?
556
00:29:54,362 --> 00:29:55,365
It's over.
557
00:29:55,456 --> 00:29:57,636
He's got days,
maybe hours left.
558
00:29:57,701 --> 00:30:00,698
What pain does it cause you if he spends
that time with a peaceful smile?
559
00:30:00,776 --> 00:30:03,168
What sick pleasure do you
get in making damn sure
560
00:30:03,215 --> 00:30:04,689
he's filled with fear and dread?
561
00:30:04,728 --> 00:30:07,409
He shouldn't be making,
a decision based on a lie.
562
00:30:07,730 --> 00:30:09,081
Misery's better than nothing.
563
00:30:09,119 --> 00:30:11,783
You don't know there's nothing.
You haven't been there.
564
00:30:11,846 --> 00:30:13,489
God, I am tired of that argument.
565
00:30:13,529 --> 00:30:16,000
I don't have to go to detroit,
to know that it smells.
566
00:30:16,058 --> 00:30:19,289
Yes, Detroit,
the afterlife. Same thing.
567
00:31:56,142 --> 00:31:57,689
You're not getting enough oxygen,
568
00:31:57,744 --> 00:32:00,030
so we're inserting a tube
directly into your lungs.
569
00:32:00,091 --> 00:32:02,259
It should help us drain,
some of this excess fluid.
570
00:32:02,295 --> 00:32:04,244
It should make you a
little more comfortable.
571
00:32:09,865 --> 00:32:11,177
Sats are still dropping.
572
00:32:12,392 --> 00:32:15,408
Fluid's clear, if this was cancer,
there should be blood.
573
00:32:16,607 --> 00:32:17,765
Call House.
574
00:32:19,261 --> 00:32:20,534
He just paged me.
575
00:32:28,734 --> 00:32:30,046
Doctor House!
576
00:32:42,919 --> 00:32:44,193
Maybe it was...
577
00:32:44,884 --> 00:32:46,157
Just an accident.
578
00:32:46,441 --> 00:32:47,868
It wasn't an accident.
579
00:32:48,114 --> 00:32:50,952
You think his nihilism got the best
of him? He tried to kill himself?
580
00:32:51,024 --> 00:32:52,644
- He paged me.
- Paged you?
581
00:32:52,682 --> 00:32:53,685
Why you?
582
00:32:53,833 --> 00:32:55,782
- I assume because...
- Don't assume anything.
583
00:32:56,881 --> 00:32:58,385
Don't fall into that trap.
584
00:32:59,073 --> 00:33:00,259
Is he okay?
585
00:33:01,894 --> 00:33:03,244
Burned his hand pretty good.
586
00:33:03,302 --> 00:33:05,178
His heart stopped for nearly a minute.
587
00:33:05,382 --> 00:33:08,179
Your cohort managed to restart it.
588
00:33:08,353 --> 00:33:09,674
But he...
589
00:33:10,010 --> 00:33:11,757
Has not regained consciousness.
590
00:33:13,731 --> 00:33:14,618
So...
591
00:33:15,053 --> 00:33:19,027
Since I have you all here, we should
probably talk about your actual patient.
592
00:33:19,162 --> 00:33:22,145
Clear fluid from the lungs indicates,
that it's probably not cancer.
593
00:33:22,184 --> 00:33:26,057
So it would be nice if we could
come up with a new idea.
594
00:33:35,269 --> 00:33:36,272
You're an idiot.
595
00:33:36,512 --> 00:33:39,170
- You nearly killed yourself.
- That was the whole idea.
596
00:33:39,227 --> 00:33:42,256
- You wanted to kill yourself?
- I wanted to nearly kill myself.
597
00:33:42,626 --> 00:33:44,217
Is he... Better?
598
00:33:44,295 --> 00:33:46,175
No.
But he doesn't have cancer.
599
00:33:46,227 --> 00:33:48,157
We think it might be
eosinophilic pneumonia.
600
00:33:48,240 --> 00:33:51,109
Maybe you didn't wanna die,
but you didn't care if you lived.
601
00:33:51,186 --> 00:33:53,702
You insisted that I needed,
to see for myself.
602
00:33:55,085 --> 00:33:57,921
- Was he discharged?
- No. He's dying.
603
00:33:58,620 --> 00:34:01,360
You've already had two near
death experiences.
604
00:34:01,456 --> 00:34:02,748
Not that guy.
605
00:34:03,366 --> 00:34:04,793
The guy in the car accident,
606
00:34:05,218 --> 00:34:06,221
the knife.
607
00:34:07,783 --> 00:34:09,423
I... I need to talk to him.
608
00:34:10,355 --> 00:34:12,400
He, died almost an hour ago.
609
00:34:14,071 --> 00:34:15,884
Apparently it's bad
to electrocute yourself.
610
00:34:15,951 --> 00:34:18,855
Within days,
of suffering massive internal injuries.
611
00:34:20,653 --> 00:34:22,196
Why did you need to talk to him?
612
00:34:23,428 --> 00:34:25,589
Did you see something?
613
00:34:26,291 --> 00:34:27,970
Eosinophilic pneumonia.
614
00:34:28,083 --> 00:34:30,070
House?
What did you see?
615
00:34:30,582 --> 00:34:32,820
Nothing.
Whose idea was that?
616
00:34:33,522 --> 00:34:34,525
Brennan.
617
00:34:34,583 --> 00:34:37,381
Nothing you don't want to talk
about it, or nothing...
618
00:34:37,458 --> 00:34:40,743
Which one is brennan?
Is he the ridiculously old guy?
619
00:34:40,791 --> 00:34:42,508
House, you got to talk about this.
620
00:34:42,606 --> 00:34:44,342
If it's aggressive enough,
621
00:34:45,073 --> 00:34:47,137
might have gotten past the steroids.
622
00:34:47,430 --> 00:34:49,185
Start him on cyclophosamide.
623
00:34:49,303 --> 00:34:50,403
I already did.
624
00:34:50,814 --> 00:34:52,396
Just looking at you hurts.
625
00:34:53,620 --> 00:34:55,781
I'm gonna order up some extra pain meds.
626
00:34:56,868 --> 00:34:58,103
I love you.
627
00:35:03,150 --> 00:35:06,353
How fast will this work?
628
00:35:06,536 --> 00:35:09,243
New meds should start helping
in minutes, okay? Hang in there.
629
00:35:09,286 --> 00:35:11,698
Vacutainer's full.
I need to replace it.
630
00:35:12,140 --> 00:35:14,417
I don't...
I don't think...
631
00:35:15,943 --> 00:35:18,045
- It's working.
- Try and relax.
632
00:35:20,729 --> 00:35:22,871
You must...
You must be wrong.
633
00:35:22,914 --> 00:35:24,400
Stop talking.
634
00:35:24,956 --> 00:35:26,866
Hurry up and get that chest
tube working.
635
00:35:27,718 --> 00:35:29,204
Okay, I got it.
636
00:35:29,263 --> 00:35:30,768
Could you get...
637
00:35:31,648 --> 00:35:32,652
Hoover?
638
00:35:53,461 --> 00:35:54,502
I can't...
639
00:35:55,095 --> 00:35:56,214
Can you...
640
00:35:57,016 --> 00:35:59,640
Put my hand...
641
00:36:01,558 --> 00:36:02,580
On his head?
642
00:36:07,997 --> 00:36:10,852
It's okay.
Don't worry.
643
00:36:13,010 --> 00:36:14,457
I'm not scared.
644
00:36:29,972 --> 00:36:30,994
Oh, God.
645
00:36:43,964 --> 00:36:45,180
Time of death?
646
00:36:55,937 --> 00:36:57,191
You're looking better.
647
00:36:59,383 --> 00:37:00,541
Stark's dead.
648
00:37:06,899 --> 00:37:08,076
What are you doing?
649
00:37:08,683 --> 00:37:10,304
Going to see our patient.
650
00:37:10,808 --> 00:37:11,811
He's dead.
651
00:37:11,987 --> 00:37:14,027
Dead is not a diagnosis.
652
00:37:14,085 --> 00:37:16,976
- You really shouldn't be...
- Shut up and give me my cane.
653
00:37:19,680 --> 00:37:21,243
I assume we're all fired.
654
00:37:21,398 --> 00:37:23,193
Should I fire myself too?
655
00:37:24,012 --> 00:37:26,984
I thought it was strongyloides,
then I thought it was cancer.
656
00:37:27,053 --> 00:37:30,010
- A little help here.
- Ready? One, two...
657
00:37:35,841 --> 00:37:37,230
Why did you call me?
658
00:37:38,250 --> 00:37:41,343
Because if I pooped myself in front of
Wilson, I'd never hear the end of it.
659
00:37:41,368 --> 00:37:44,563
- But why not one of the others?
- Always have that phone in your hand.
660
00:37:44,602 --> 00:37:46,991
We all have cell phones.
That's not the reason. What is?
661
00:37:47,364 --> 00:37:49,602
If I died, you'd never get the job.
662
00:37:49,695 --> 00:37:51,354
I knew you wouldn't let that happen.
663
00:37:51,525 --> 00:37:53,782
You don't think anybody else
has any reason to care?
664
00:37:54,068 --> 00:37:56,660
Think this is starting to come back
to me. It's right, left,
665
00:37:56,704 --> 00:37:57,765
then repeat.
666
00:37:59,110 --> 00:38:00,402
Yeah, that works.
667
00:38:04,300 --> 00:38:06,829
- What did we miss?
- If we knew, he wouldn't be dead.
668
00:38:07,437 --> 00:38:09,134
That's it?
You're just gonna give up?
669
00:38:09,327 --> 00:38:11,776
No, we were defeated.
It's over.
670
00:38:13,375 --> 00:38:15,285
Patient presented with syncope.
671
00:38:15,375 --> 00:38:17,863
We thought it was thread worms,
gave him ivermectin.
672
00:38:17,964 --> 00:38:19,122
Thank you.
673
00:38:20,039 --> 00:38:21,313
He seemed
674
00:38:21,737 --> 00:38:24,022
better, till his blood turned green.
675
00:38:24,106 --> 00:38:26,588
Can we at least remove the body
before launching into a purely
676
00:38:26,623 --> 00:38:28,143
academic exercise?
677
00:38:28,197 --> 00:38:31,284
Patient didn't respond
to antibiotics or steroids.
678
00:38:31,400 --> 00:38:32,422
You okay, boy?
679
00:38:32,522 --> 00:38:33,815
What's wrong with the dog?
680
00:38:43,311 --> 00:38:44,334
He's dead.
681
00:38:44,618 --> 00:38:48,843
There are only a handful of viruses.
That can cross between dogs and humans,
682
00:38:48,895 --> 00:38:50,814
but they may not be connected at all.
683
00:38:50,853 --> 00:38:54,443
The dog was old. I've seen it before.
They hang on way past their normal life
684
00:38:54,482 --> 00:38:56,406
expectancy to take
care of their masters.
685
00:38:56,464 --> 00:38:58,198
Did you watch him take the pills?
686
00:39:00,793 --> 00:39:01,797
The ivermectin.
687
00:39:01,835 --> 00:39:04,845
Did you watch the patient,
put them in his mouth and swallow them?
688
00:39:05,138 --> 00:39:06,758
I don't know.
I think so.
689
00:39:06,870 --> 00:39:08,992
- What kind of dog is that?
- English Shepherd.
690
00:39:09,053 --> 00:39:11,325
- It's in the collie family, right?
- Not really.
691
00:39:11,360 --> 00:39:13,713
- They share the MDR one gene.
- Yeah.
692
00:39:13,772 --> 00:39:17,785
What happens when you give a dog
with the MDR one gene Ivermectin?
693
00:39:17,919 --> 00:39:20,890
They don't... I mean,
it's used to treat heartworms in most
694
00:39:20,948 --> 00:39:22,997
dogs, but it'd be fatal if the...
695
00:39:31,606 --> 00:39:32,841
Look familiar?
696
00:39:33,896 --> 00:39:35,417
I think the last time you saw it,
697
00:39:35,455 --> 00:39:37,635
It didn't have that dead dog's
teeth marks on it.
698
00:39:37,948 --> 00:39:40,109
I just put it on the bed tray
to get him some water.
699
00:39:40,153 --> 00:39:41,258
When I asked you,
700
00:39:41,316 --> 00:39:44,962
if you watched the patient swallow
the pills, the right answer was "no."
701
00:39:48,087 --> 00:39:49,823
Take his body down to the morgue.
702
00:40:03,924 --> 00:40:06,721
If you hadn't treated this patient
as a game, he wouldn't be dead.
703
00:40:06,853 --> 00:40:08,423
I'm feeling much better, thank you.
704
00:40:08,771 --> 00:40:10,797
I'm supposed to show you sympathy?
705
00:40:11,988 --> 00:40:15,752
He died, while his attending
was lying on a hospital bed,
706
00:40:15,805 --> 00:40:18,391
because he stuck a knife,
in a wall socket.
707
00:40:18,486 --> 00:40:21,033
He died,
because a doctor made a mistake.
708
00:40:21,808 --> 00:40:24,030
- She was an idiot.
- You employed her.
709
00:40:25,275 --> 00:40:26,530
You're responsible.
710
00:40:39,761 --> 00:40:41,053
Doctor Foreman.
711
00:40:44,015 --> 00:40:45,057
How's she doing?
712
00:40:46,134 --> 00:40:47,388
Fever's gone.
713
00:40:47,467 --> 00:40:50,264
AST and ALT are back
within normal range.
714
00:40:50,583 --> 00:40:52,378
She should be out of here in a few days.
715
00:40:53,323 --> 00:40:54,422
Gutsy call.
716
00:40:54,569 --> 00:40:55,572
Thanks.
717
00:40:55,606 --> 00:40:56,899
It wasn't a compliment.
718
00:40:57,838 --> 00:40:59,420
If you were wrong,
she'd be dead.
719
00:40:59,604 --> 00:41:01,823
- I was sure...
- No, you weren't. You couldn't be.
720
00:41:02,561 --> 00:41:03,912
There's a reason we have rules.
721
00:41:03,970 --> 00:41:06,343
If every doctor did whatever
his gut told him was right,
722
00:41:06,406 --> 00:41:08,364
We'd have a lot more
dead bodies to deal with.
723
00:41:09,668 --> 00:41:11,077
It won't happen again.
724
00:41:11,384 --> 00:41:12,580
Yes, it will.
725
00:41:12,816 --> 00:41:15,421
Because you confuse saving,
her life with doing the right thing.
726
00:41:18,063 --> 00:41:19,857
I'm sorry Dr. Foreman, you're fired.
727
00:41:40,902 --> 00:41:44,278
As soon as the pathologist cut
into the lungs, we saw the threadworms.
728
00:41:48,505 --> 00:41:51,585
You think it's fair that I fired all,
the other members of your team,
729
00:41:51,662 --> 00:41:54,282
When you guys actually came
up with the right diagnosis?
730
00:41:56,312 --> 00:41:58,994
I keep replaying it in my mind.
731
00:41:59,312 --> 00:42:02,226
Did I drop the pills when
I put them on the bed tray?
732
00:42:02,265 --> 00:42:05,410
Did I, knock them over
when I turned to leave?
733
00:42:07,540 --> 00:42:08,987
You know he'd be alive.
734
00:42:11,542 --> 00:42:13,544
- His dog would be alive.
- I know.
735
00:42:15,544 --> 00:42:16,935
You forced us to act,
736
00:42:17,148 --> 00:42:18,691
- on a false assumption.
- I know.
737
00:42:18,743 --> 00:42:21,116
Everything we built from that step on...
738
00:42:22,018 --> 00:42:24,149
Every test,
every theory, every treatment...
739
00:42:24,190 --> 00:42:26,978
I know. Forget the lecturey.
And fire me already.
740
00:42:29,669 --> 00:42:30,865
If I was gonna fire you.
741
00:42:31,303 --> 00:42:33,184
I wouldn't be giving you the lecture.
742
00:42:36,689 --> 00:42:39,737
I know you're not gonna let anything,
like this ever happen again.
743
00:42:45,179 --> 00:42:46,510
I'll see you tomorrow.
744
00:42:58,458 --> 00:43:00,213
I'm sorry to say,
745
00:43:01,700 --> 00:43:02,954
"I told you so."