1 00:00:00,550 --> 00:00:02,521 Previously on Desperate Housewives... 2 00:00:02,834 --> 00:00:05,062 Orson's wife Alma disappeared... 3 00:00:05,976 --> 00:00:07,643 Gaby found a new calling... 4 00:00:07,694 --> 00:00:09,538 Yes, I'm unbelievable. Close your mouths. 5 00:00:09,696 --> 00:00:11,210 Someone new moved in... 6 00:00:11,211 --> 00:00:13,304 He's a bachelor who lives with his invalid sister. 7 00:00:13,517 --> 00:00:15,342 But Lynette found a dark secret... 8 00:00:15,343 --> 00:00:17,474 Our neighbor is a pedophile. 9 00:00:17,510 --> 00:00:18,757 You can't sit on this, Lynette. 10 00:00:20,148 --> 00:00:22,160 Orson's mother revealed his past... 11 00:00:22,310 --> 00:00:24,326 He cheated on Alma, broke her heart. 12 00:00:24,350 --> 00:00:27,243 -For his precious Monique. -Monique Polier? 13 00:00:27,282 --> 00:00:29,308 And the police couldn't find the evidence... 14 00:00:29,309 --> 00:00:31,392 -We couldn't find a toolbox. -The man's a plumber. 15 00:00:31,398 --> 00:00:33,262 Until Mike tried to hide it. 16 00:00:33,268 --> 00:00:34,333 I'll take those. 17 00:00:41,428 --> 00:00:45,871 The annual block party was a winter tradition on Wisteria Lane. 18 00:00:49,128 --> 00:00:52,812 It was a way for the residents to spread holiday cheer. 19 00:00:54,667 --> 00:00:56,241 Everyone was invited... 20 00:00:58,876 --> 00:01:00,862 Including Art Shepard, 21 00:01:00,878 --> 00:01:03,763 The newest resident of Wisteria Lane. 22 00:01:05,177 --> 00:01:07,433 But as the big night drew near, 23 00:01:07,465 --> 00:01:11,031 more than holiday cheer was being spread around. 24 00:01:11,147 --> 00:01:14,083 Hey, did you hear about the new guy that just moved in? 25 00:01:14,796 --> 00:01:16,822 Well, get a load of this... 26 00:01:17,648 --> 00:01:20,980 Apparently, the perv's got all this weird stuff In his basement. 27 00:01:21,265 --> 00:01:22,502 No, seriously. 28 00:01:22,777 --> 00:01:25,492 It's like this big kiddie trap full of toys. 29 00:01:28,447 --> 00:01:29,943 By Sunday evening, 30 00:01:29,946 --> 00:01:32,143 most of the gossiping had subsided, 31 00:01:32,248 --> 00:01:34,182 and the neighborhood was once again 32 00:01:34,186 --> 00:01:36,753 consumed by the spirit of the season. 33 00:01:37,925 --> 00:01:39,733 Friends laughed over eggnog, 34 00:01:40,658 --> 00:01:42,722 lovers kissed under mistletoe, 35 00:01:44,177 --> 00:01:45,852 and the mood was jolly. 36 00:01:48,348 --> 00:01:51,030 That is, until a certain guest 37 00:01:51,077 --> 00:01:52,540 made his appearance. 38 00:02:05,528 --> 00:02:07,391 Look who's here! 39 00:02:09,768 --> 00:02:12,753 Merry Christmas, everybody! 40 00:02:12,895 --> 00:02:14,431 Merry Christmas! 41 00:02:17,525 --> 00:02:20,660 Now, kids, who's been good this year? 44 00:02:38,777 --> 00:02:39,963 Joey, get back here. 45 00:02:45,136 --> 00:02:46,403 What's going on? 46 00:02:48,237 --> 00:02:49,482 I'm not sure. 47 00:02:50,576 --> 00:02:51,773 Let's go, girls. 48 00:02:55,905 --> 00:02:57,583 Art, maybe we should go. 49 00:03:00,307 --> 00:03:03,091 Yes, for the residents of Wisteria Lane, 50 00:03:03,117 --> 00:03:05,761 it was the most wonderful time of the year. 51 00:03:12,015 --> 00:03:14,611 But for Arthur Shepard and his sister, 52 00:03:14,925 --> 00:03:18,693 it had turned t to be a very silent night. 53 00:03:19,655 --> 00:03:23,380 By Tyno, Wisteria Team Forom.com & DHsubs.free.fr Transcript by FRM 54 00:03:24,457 --> 00:03:26,712 For the residents of Wisteria Lane, 55 00:03:26,767 --> 00:03:29,181 the holiday season could only begin, 56 00:03:30,515 --> 00:03:33,002 once the decorations came out. 57 00:03:35,115 --> 00:03:38,303 For some, that meant pulling out the colored lights. 58 00:03:40,367 --> 00:03:43,901 For others, it meant locating that holiday wreath. 59 00:03:46,007 --> 00:03:50,422 And then there were those eager to display their nativity scene. 60 00:03:52,525 --> 00:03:54,463 But for a romantic few, 61 00:03:54,557 --> 00:03:56,950 it was all about the mistletoe. 62 00:03:59,055 --> 00:04:00,773 You have to kiss me. It's the law. 63 00:04:04,167 --> 00:04:06,941 While you're in a good mood, I thought I'd spring something on you. 64 00:04:06,948 --> 00:04:09,891 -My parents are coming to town. -Your parents? Really? 65 00:04:10,075 --> 00:04:12,841 And I wondered if you might be free to join us for dinner Saturday. 66 00:04:13,955 --> 00:04:15,072 Absolutely. 67 00:04:15,738 --> 00:04:18,201 So I assume this means they know about me? 68 00:04:18,558 --> 00:04:19,342 But of course. 69 00:04:19,456 --> 00:04:20,863 And they know about me as in... 70 00:04:20,967 --> 00:04:24,531 "Mum, Dad, bloody good news. I've got melf a smashing new girlfriend." 71 00:04:24,918 --> 00:04:25,980 That's adorable. 72 00:04:26,155 --> 00:04:27,542 Please don't do it in front of them. 73 00:04:27,877 --> 00:04:28,392 Right. 74 00:04:29,077 --> 00:04:30,193 So, um... 75 00:04:30,365 --> 00:04:32,873 Do you want me to make reservations at that little french place? 76 00:04:33,145 --> 00:04:34,592 We could do that, 77 00:04:34,597 --> 00:04:37,540 but it's a 4-hour layover and they're going to be exhausted, 78 00:04:37,568 --> 00:04:39,443 and I thought we might have a more enjoyable time 79 00:04:39,448 --> 00:04:41,692 if they came here and you made dinner for them. 80 00:04:44,488 --> 00:04:47,731 Okay, I guess it's time we have the conversation. 81 00:04:50,167 --> 00:04:51,063 Ian... 82 00:04:52,826 --> 00:04:55,200 Haven't you ever wondered why I've never cooked for you? 83 00:04:55,666 --> 00:04:57,413 I just assumed that you were lazy. 84 00:04:58,825 --> 00:04:59,751 I wish. 85 00:05:00,517 --> 00:05:01,522 My cooking... 86 00:05:02,417 --> 00:05:03,773 is not good. 87 00:05:03,946 --> 00:05:06,793 Well, my parents won't be expecting a gourmet meal. 88 00:05:06,847 --> 00:05:08,773 Will they be expecting stomach cramps, 89 00:05:08,945 --> 00:05:10,862 acid reflux, night sweats? 90 00:05:10,928 --> 00:05:12,812 Come on, you can't be that bad. 91 00:05:19,138 --> 00:05:22,433 It is really important that I make them a home-cooked meal? 92 00:05:23,128 --> 00:05:26,612 Well, it's just that they're very old-fashioned hearth-and-home types, 93 00:05:26,638 --> 00:05:29,161 and they might wonder why you didn't make the effort. 94 00:05:30,786 --> 00:05:33,092 But it's okay. You'll win them over... 95 00:05:33,898 --> 00:05:34,800 Eventually. 96 00:05:37,297 --> 00:05:40,093 Okay, I'll give it a shot. 97 00:05:40,977 --> 00:05:42,032 Thank you. 98 00:05:43,635 --> 00:05:46,160 Now nothing elaborate. Just a simple roast and, uh, 99 00:05:46,177 --> 00:05:48,021 and something appropriate to go with it. 100 00:05:48,306 --> 00:05:49,042 Right... 101 00:05:50,105 --> 00:05:51,462 Like an ambulance. 102 00:05:59,036 --> 00:06:02,003 No, Amy, small steps. Small! 103 00:06:02,268 --> 00:06:04,651 Little Miss Snowflake glides. She doesn't stomp. 104 00:06:05,356 --> 00:06:06,420 Is that better? 105 00:06:06,656 --> 00:06:07,873 Getting there, sweetie. 106 00:06:09,108 --> 00:06:10,843 If she was a horse, we'd have to shoot her. 107 00:06:12,685 --> 00:06:15,083 Poor thing, she tries so hard. 108 00:06:15,167 --> 00:06:17,440 Yeah, she's a trooper. Let's dump her. 109 00:06:17,508 --> 00:06:18,513 What?! Why? 110 00:06:18,788 --> 00:06:21,602 Pageant consultants are judged on the strength of their roster. 111 00:06:21,846 --> 00:06:24,390 You know, we can't afford to bounce every nose-picking no-talent, 112 00:06:24,416 --> 00:06:26,973 but we can definitely lose the one who's dragging us down, and that's Amy. 113 00:06:26,976 --> 00:06:29,412 We can't do that! Her mother died last year. 114 00:06:29,417 --> 00:06:32,930 Yes, I know, I know, and it's tragic, but we are running a business. 115 00:06:33,148 --> 00:06:36,292 Amy is sucking up all of our time, and we should be focusing on Sherri. 116 00:06:36,417 --> 00:06:37,933 She actually has a shot at winning. 117 00:06:39,957 --> 00:06:41,213 How will I tell her family? 118 00:06:41,396 --> 00:06:43,481 We'll do it together. We'll be very diplomatic. 119 00:06:43,565 --> 00:06:44,591 Are you sure about this? 120 00:06:44,597 --> 00:06:46,700 The poor kid's been through the wringer and... 121 00:06:46,747 --> 00:06:47,431 Amy! 122 00:06:47,637 --> 00:06:48,633 For God sakes, 123 00:06:48,666 --> 00:06:51,052 Little Miss Snowflake does not scratch down there! 124 00:06:52,587 --> 00:06:54,360 Well, then again, her mother died a year ago. 125 00:06:54,557 --> 00:06:55,552 How long is she gonna milk it? 126 00:06:59,518 --> 00:07:01,260 Mother Hodge, I have your breakfast. 127 00:07:01,277 --> 00:07:03,543 Just put it over there. I'll pick through it later. 128 00:07:03,727 --> 00:07:04,823 Merry Christmas! 129 00:07:05,487 --> 00:07:07,143 Oh, wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait. 130 00:07:07,717 --> 00:07:08,570 What are you watching? 131 00:07:08,947 --> 00:07:09,911 Home movies. 132 00:07:11,347 --> 00:07:13,513 It's fun looking back at the past, isn't it? 133 00:07:14,757 --> 00:07:18,122 Well, it's one way to kill time while you're waiting for death. 134 00:07:19,817 --> 00:07:21,053 We also have cable. 135 00:07:22,677 --> 00:07:25,052 Have you decided what you're gonna do about Orson? 136 00:07:25,625 --> 00:07:26,812 -Decided? -Yes. 137 00:07:27,168 --> 00:07:28,473 Have you called a lawyer yet? 138 00:07:28,725 --> 00:07:30,720 I don't think that's any of your concern. 139 00:07:30,758 --> 00:07:32,293 I don't mean to pry, but, 140 00:07:33,158 --> 00:07:35,110 I think you're a good Christian woman, 141 00:07:35,436 --> 00:07:37,541 and you deserve better than my son. 142 00:07:38,208 --> 00:07:40,123 Well, I will take that under advisement. 143 00:07:40,265 --> 00:07:42,800 If you give him a chance, he'll draw you back in. 144 00:07:42,820 --> 00:07:44,436 It's what he does. 145 00:07:45,700 --> 00:07:46,903 Just walk away. 146 00:07:47,382 --> 00:07:50,068 It's not that easy. I love him. 147 00:07:51,859 --> 00:07:53,141 You'll get over it. 148 00:07:54,065 --> 00:07:55,133 I did. 149 00:08:06,786 --> 00:08:07,830 Merry Christmas! 150 00:08:08,596 --> 00:08:10,293 Oh, wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait. 151 00:08:10,757 --> 00:08:11,421 Okay. 152 00:08:12,297 --> 00:08:14,813 Well, believe me, Rita, he scares me, too. 153 00:08:16,056 --> 00:08:16,792 You know what? 154 00:08:16,935 --> 00:08:18,953 We should have a meeting, get all the Moms together 155 00:08:19,026 --> 00:08:21,053 and figure out what to do about this guy. 156 00:08:22,946 --> 00:08:25,172 Yeah, Saturday, your house. Sounds good. 157 00:08:30,565 --> 00:08:31,990 Hey, Rita, I gotta go. 158 00:08:37,218 --> 00:08:39,220 Sorry, I can't talk now. I have somewhere to go. 159 00:08:39,525 --> 00:08:43,373 Well, my brother doesn't. The youth center just fired him. 160 00:08:43,948 --> 00:08:44,901 Are you happy? 161 00:08:46,406 --> 00:08:49,432 I'm not sad. He shouldn't be around kids. I saw those pictures. 162 00:08:49,665 --> 00:08:52,290 Those boys were on his swim team. 163 00:08:52,546 --> 00:08:53,851 He was proud of them. 164 00:08:54,448 --> 00:08:57,682 Turning that into something dirty says more about you than him. 165 00:08:57,908 --> 00:08:59,333 You can defend him all you want. 166 00:08:59,637 --> 00:09:00,572 I know what I know. 167 00:09:05,395 --> 00:09:07,592 Did you know my brother got spit on 168 00:09:07,597 --> 00:09:09,472 at the hardware store yesterday? 169 00:09:10,657 --> 00:09:13,211 That they refused to serve us at the diner, 170 00:09:14,128 --> 00:09:17,582 that our tire got slashed at the church parking lot? 171 00:09:21,226 --> 00:09:22,622 I am not a well woman. 172 00:09:23,197 --> 00:09:24,773 I don't need this stress. 173 00:09:27,077 --> 00:09:27,693 Well... 174 00:09:28,977 --> 00:09:30,360 I am sorry that happened. 175 00:09:31,237 --> 00:09:34,890 Have you considered even for a Moment that you could be wrong, 176 00:09:34,967 --> 00:09:36,792 that you misinterpreted what you saw, 177 00:09:36,987 --> 00:09:40,752 That you are ruining my brother's life and mine 178 00:09:41,357 --> 00:09:42,453 over nothing? 179 00:09:44,437 --> 00:09:46,482 I have kids, okay? 180 00:09:47,308 --> 00:09:48,751 Better safe than sorry. 181 00:09:50,447 --> 00:09:52,672 So as long you're safe what do you care who's sorry? 182 00:10:05,478 --> 00:10:08,830 So I'm cooking dinner for Ian's parents tomorrow night, 183 00:10:08,898 --> 00:10:11,953 and it's the first time I'm meeting them, so I sort of wanna impress them. 184 00:10:13,226 --> 00:10:14,431 And yet you're cooking?! 185 00:10:14,848 --> 00:10:15,953 Well, that's the thing. 186 00:10:15,956 --> 00:10:19,523 Uh, so I was hoping, you know, if you're not too busy... 187 00:10:19,815 --> 00:10:22,500 Oh, no, no, these things practically build themselves. 188 00:10:23,208 --> 00:10:25,081 Thank you. You are a lifesaver. 189 00:10:25,396 --> 00:10:26,230 Actually... 190 00:10:27,158 --> 00:10:29,282 I could probably use the distraction. 191 00:10:33,737 --> 00:10:35,840 I asked Orson to move out last night. 192 00:10:39,027 --> 00:10:41,993 Oh, come on! Why would you bury your toolbox in the woods? 193 00:10:42,006 --> 00:10:44,950 I knew the cops were looking for it, and I panicked. 194 00:10:45,096 --> 00:10:46,681 I was just trying to buy myself me time. 195 00:10:46,718 --> 00:10:48,581 Well, you may have bought yourself 20 to life! 196 00:10:48,686 --> 00:10:51,220 -Let the guy enjoy his breakfast. -Stay out of this, Carlos. 197 00:10:51,998 --> 00:10:54,043 Mike, I want you to look at me. 198 00:10:54,125 --> 00:10:56,551 Yeah, you look me in the eye and you swear to me 199 00:10:56,618 --> 00:10:58,192 that you didn't kill anybody. 200 00:10:58,276 --> 00:11:01,231 How many times do I have to tell you? I can't remember. 201 00:11:01,258 --> 00:11:03,373 You can't remember, or you don't wanna remember? 202 00:11:03,927 --> 00:11:04,961 Um, guys. 203 00:11:17,886 --> 00:11:20,120 Bree, you have got to go to the police with all of this. 204 00:11:20,126 --> 00:11:23,070 I can't. Not yet. I need some time to think. 205 00:11:23,266 --> 00:11:25,883 His wife goes missing, then his mistress turns up dead. 206 00:11:25,888 --> 00:11:27,293 What is there to think about? 207 00:11:30,507 --> 00:11:33,553 I know it sounds suspicious, but in my heart of hearts, 208 00:11:33,566 --> 00:11:35,920 I just can't believe that Orson could do such a thing. 209 00:11:35,926 --> 00:11:37,553 Sweetie, we all wanna believe 210 00:11:37,556 --> 00:11:39,220 the best of the people we care about, 211 00:11:39,248 --> 00:11:42,963 But you cannot let your feelings for a man blind you to cold hard facts. 212 00:11:46,305 --> 00:11:47,723 What in the world? 213 00:11:51,828 --> 00:11:52,881 Oh, my God! 214 00:11:56,757 --> 00:11:57,731 What's going on? 215 00:11:57,747 --> 00:11:59,810 They just arrested Mike for murder. 216 00:12:00,407 --> 00:12:00,873 What?! 217 00:12:01,146 --> 00:12:03,270 They're saying he killed that woman othe news, 218 00:12:03,298 --> 00:12:04,801 That Monique person. 219 00:12:06,527 --> 00:12:08,050 Oh, thank God! 220 00:12:11,405 --> 00:12:13,283 I can't believe we're gonna break that little girl's heart. 221 00:12:13,407 --> 00:12:14,681 Do not wimp out on me here. 222 00:12:14,688 --> 00:12:16,012 We gotta do what's best for the business. 223 00:12:16,017 --> 00:12:18,690 -What if the father yells at me? -Then I will jump in and defend you. 224 00:12:18,696 --> 00:12:20,800 Okay, but if you do, try and be diplomatic. 225 00:12:20,976 --> 00:12:22,191 I'm always diplomatic. 226 00:12:22,226 --> 00:12:24,201 Now just get in there, you spineless 'mo. 227 00:12:26,395 --> 00:12:27,770 Excuse me, Mr. Pearce? 228 00:12:30,047 --> 00:12:31,672 I'm so glad you could come today. 229 00:12:31,738 --> 00:12:33,101 This is my partner Gabrielle. 230 00:12:35,877 --> 00:12:36,911 Pleasure to meet you. 231 00:12:38,687 --> 00:12:39,421 Shall we? 232 00:12:41,387 --> 00:12:44,593 So, uh, what did you wanna talk to me about? 233 00:12:44,858 --> 00:12:45,801 Is there a problem with Amy? 234 00:12:45,806 --> 00:12:47,580 Not a problem, per se. 235 00:12:47,715 --> 00:12:50,453 We're just a little concerned that she might not have the, um... 236 00:12:50,797 --> 00:12:53,543 temperament for pageant competitions. 237 00:12:53,978 --> 00:12:54,752 And what does that mean? 238 00:12:54,876 --> 00:12:56,953 Well, when it comes to performing, 239 00:12:57,228 --> 00:12:58,561 she's not exactly... 240 00:13:02,148 --> 00:13:04,743 Well, she tends to be... Feel free to jump in. 241 00:13:05,138 --> 00:13:07,082 I have no idea where you're going with this. 242 00:13:11,228 --> 00:13:12,943 Well, as Gaby and I discussed, 243 00:13:13,828 --> 00:13:16,862 Amy has certain limitations and her odds of winning are slim. 244 00:13:16,888 --> 00:13:17,773 Vern! 245 00:13:18,668 --> 00:13:19,970 He is so competitive. 246 00:13:20,156 --> 00:13:22,561 I constantly have to remind him they're just kids. 247 00:13:24,297 --> 00:13:26,732 -When did you lose the joy? -Oh, I think you know. 248 00:13:26,767 --> 00:13:29,860 Wait, I'm confused. Are you dumping Amy? 249 00:13:30,096 --> 00:13:31,793 Of course not, Bill. 250 00:13:32,368 --> 00:13:33,612 Can I call you Bill? 251 00:13:34,746 --> 00:13:38,382 It's just we feel that Amy would benefit from some private coaching. 252 00:13:38,616 --> 00:13:41,592 Maybe I could come to your house? Say, Friday, 5:00? 253 00:13:44,606 --> 00:13:46,803 Sure. Yeah, I guess. 254 00:13:46,865 --> 00:13:48,600 Great! It's a date. 255 00:13:49,625 --> 00:13:50,930 Maybe I should come, too. 256 00:13:51,916 --> 00:13:53,790 After the harsh things you said about Amy? 257 00:13:53,877 --> 00:13:55,093 I don't think so. 258 00:13:58,726 --> 00:13:59,832 I'm gonna need a good lawyer. 259 00:14:00,365 --> 00:14:02,042 And that may take a little research. 260 00:14:03,076 --> 00:14:04,931 And whoever takes my case will need a retainer, 261 00:14:04,935 --> 00:14:07,442 so if you don't mind, I promise I'll pay you back. 262 00:14:08,265 --> 00:14:09,313 Oh, okay. 263 00:14:10,336 --> 00:14:11,822 And make sure he knows about my wrench. 264 00:14:12,098 --> 00:14:15,533 Apparently, they tested it and found traces of this Monique's blood. 265 00:14:18,878 --> 00:14:19,572 What's wrong? 266 00:14:21,565 --> 00:14:24,071 I don't know if you picked up on this, Mike, but... 267 00:14:25,765 --> 00:14:27,050 I haven't been happy. 268 00:14:28,886 --> 00:14:31,032 No, I didn't pick up on it. 269 00:14:31,577 --> 00:14:32,913 Well, I wanted to tell you this weeks ago, 270 00:14:32,928 --> 00:14:34,512 and I wish that I had, because now 271 00:14:34,527 --> 00:14:36,170 I know you're gonna think that I'm breaking up with you 272 00:14:36,188 --> 00:14:38,011 over this whole blood on the ax thing. 273 00:14:38,075 --> 00:14:38,771 Wrench. 274 00:14:39,447 --> 00:14:42,320 Whatever. But believe me, that's not it. 275 00:14:44,585 --> 00:14:45,503 It's just... 276 00:14:47,457 --> 00:14:49,350 We are moving too fast. 277 00:14:51,155 --> 00:14:52,422 What are you trying to say? 278 00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:56,140 Well, maybe we should just... take a break. 279 00:14:56,177 --> 00:14:58,802 You know... date other people. 280 00:15:00,388 --> 00:15:03,411 You're telling me this on the day I'm put in a men's prison? 281 00:15:04,585 --> 00:15:06,263 Well, I said the timing was bad. 282 00:15:09,405 --> 00:15:10,773 I am sorry. I... 283 00:15:11,517 --> 00:15:12,852 I really am. 284 00:15:13,508 --> 00:15:16,020 I just can't do this. 285 00:15:31,577 --> 00:15:34,701 They told me somebody was coming, but I did not expect it to be you. 286 00:15:35,665 --> 00:15:37,463 Is Edie getting you a good lawyer? 287 00:15:38,997 --> 00:15:39,751 I doubt it. 288 00:15:40,245 --> 00:15:41,530 She dumped me today. 289 00:15:42,355 --> 00:15:43,520 What? Why? 290 00:15:43,995 --> 00:15:45,703 Well, I was arrested for murder. 291 00:15:46,356 --> 00:15:47,342 Still... 292 00:15:49,155 --> 00:15:50,033 It's tacky. 293 00:15:52,227 --> 00:15:53,633 Well, okay then, uh... 294 00:15:55,167 --> 00:15:56,511 I'll help get you out. 295 00:15:58,558 --> 00:15:59,531 What's your bail? 296 00:16:03,025 --> 00:16:04,180 A million dollars. 297 00:16:07,866 --> 00:16:09,320 You don't have to help me, Susan. 298 00:16:13,105 --> 00:16:14,040 I want to. 299 00:16:17,497 --> 00:16:18,701 Aren't you gonna ask? 300 00:16:20,448 --> 00:16:21,082 What? 301 00:16:22,606 --> 00:16:23,991 If I killed that woman? 302 00:16:26,787 --> 00:16:28,360 I don't have to. I know you didn't. 303 00:16:32,138 --> 00:16:33,593 I wish I was that sure. 304 00:16:39,936 --> 00:16:41,211 I have these flashes, 305 00:16:41,605 --> 00:16:43,820 where I see her face, so I must've known her. 306 00:16:44,608 --> 00:16:46,010 And if I did, maybe something happened. 307 00:16:46,017 --> 00:16:47,541 maybe I got angry, maybe... 308 00:16:47,548 --> 00:16:51,402 There's an explanation for this, and we're gonna figure it out. 309 00:16:53,088 --> 00:16:54,431 Don't worry about a thing. 310 00:17:04,645 --> 00:17:05,563 Miss Gabrielle! 311 00:17:05,666 --> 00:17:07,440 When are you gonna come outside and watch me? 312 00:17:07,686 --> 00:17:10,772 Oh, um, the grass, honey, and my allergies... 313 00:17:11,008 --> 00:17:13,370 Go ahead and practice. I'll watch you from here. 314 00:17:16,018 --> 00:17:17,932 Are you sure I can't help with anything? 315 00:17:18,436 --> 00:17:20,021 I've been a single Dad for a while now. 316 00:17:20,236 --> 00:17:21,923 I got the dinner thing down. 317 00:17:22,686 --> 00:17:24,222 I've got the restaurant thing down. 318 00:17:24,826 --> 00:17:26,720 I can't bring myself to cook for one. 319 00:17:27,567 --> 00:17:29,291 Not that I ever cooked for two. 320 00:17:29,887 --> 00:17:33,361 Well, no restaurant tonight. You are having dinner with us. 321 00:17:34,336 --> 00:17:35,271 That's sweet. 322 00:17:35,335 --> 00:17:37,473 It's the least I can do to thank you for helping Amy. 323 00:17:37,635 --> 00:17:38,932 Oh. It's nothing. 324 00:17:46,157 --> 00:17:47,860 Yeah, she's a special girl. 325 00:17:49,665 --> 00:17:50,581 So... 326 00:17:51,925 --> 00:17:54,141 How is it for you, being single again? 327 00:17:55,257 --> 00:17:57,132 Oh, honestly? 328 00:17:59,206 --> 00:18:01,843 I hate it. It's like I've forgotten how to date. 329 00:18:02,265 --> 00:18:03,001 Me, too. You know, 330 00:18:03,017 --> 00:18:05,692 I even let a friend of mine talk me into one of those speed dating things. 331 00:18:06,038 --> 00:18:07,131 How was it? 332 00:18:07,638 --> 00:18:08,470 I didn't even go in. 333 00:18:08,708 --> 00:18:10,043 I just sat in this hotel lobby. 334 00:18:10,336 --> 00:18:13,660 I watched all these lonely, desperate single people filing in, 335 00:18:13,835 --> 00:18:15,961 and then it hit me, I'm one of them. 336 00:18:17,356 --> 00:18:18,523 I know what you mean. 337 00:18:22,288 --> 00:18:23,140 Did you see that? 338 00:18:23,207 --> 00:18:25,152 It spun three times and then I caught it. 339 00:18:26,746 --> 00:18:27,741 You didn't see. 340 00:18:27,898 --> 00:18:30,993 Yeah, I'm sorry, sweetie. I was distracting Gabrielle. 341 00:18:30,996 --> 00:18:33,010 Oh, no, no, it's totally my fault. 342 00:18:33,175 --> 00:18:35,431 I'm sorry, sweetie. Go outside and do it again. 343 00:18:35,436 --> 00:18:37,303 I promise this time we're gonna watch. 344 00:18:54,178 --> 00:18:54,943 Come in. 345 00:18:57,046 --> 00:18:57,733 Hey. 346 00:18:57,985 --> 00:19:00,321 Wow, oh, those are gorgeous. 347 00:19:00,328 --> 00:19:03,680 Well, I figured you'd be too busy cooking to manage a centerpiece. 348 00:19:05,518 --> 00:19:10,202 Well, you, uh, you may not be a good cook but you're certainly a tidy one. 349 00:19:10,627 --> 00:19:13,341 Don't worry. Dinner's all taken care of. We're having... 350 00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:16,691 Blanquette de veau and a grand marnier soufflé. 351 00:19:16,767 --> 00:19:18,431 Well, that's very ambitious of you, 352 00:19:18,435 --> 00:19:21,060 and, uh, when will Bree be done making it? 353 00:19:22,168 --> 00:19:22,842 5:30. 354 00:19:23,466 --> 00:19:25,583 But I am rewarming it all by myself. 355 00:19:26,745 --> 00:19:29,190 Oh, what's, uh, what's all this? 356 00:19:29,666 --> 00:19:31,772 Mike was arrested for murder. 357 00:19:32,247 --> 00:19:33,021 My God. 358 00:19:33,435 --> 00:19:35,461 I mean, of course he's totally innocent. 359 00:19:35,656 --> 00:19:37,390 I'm just trying to help him find a lawyer. 360 00:19:38,396 --> 00:19:40,482 Shouldn't, um, shouldn't his girlfriend be doing that? 361 00:19:41,245 --> 00:19:43,173 Yeah. Edie dumped him. 362 00:19:47,377 --> 00:19:49,560 Okay, I know how this looks but 363 00:19:50,135 --> 00:19:51,611 I just feel bad. 364 00:19:52,415 --> 00:19:53,842 He's just a friend now. 365 00:19:54,948 --> 00:19:57,913 Yes. Yes, a friend you sat by for six months, 366 00:19:57,917 --> 00:20:00,112 hoping he'd wake up and ravish you again. 367 00:20:00,627 --> 00:20:04,141 You are the only one allowed to ravish me these days, 368 00:20:04,707 --> 00:20:06,070 So stop worrying. 369 00:20:12,077 --> 00:20:14,723 Orson, it's me again. Please call. 370 00:20:15,266 --> 00:20:16,323 We need to talk. 371 00:20:19,787 --> 00:20:21,000 I'll do the chips. You deal. 372 00:20:21,186 --> 00:20:21,830 You got it. 373 00:20:24,738 --> 00:20:27,452 Guys, why has it been so long since we've played poker? 374 00:20:27,507 --> 00:20:29,270 -I really need this. -Oh, me, too. 375 00:20:29,276 --> 00:20:33,452 There's nothing more relaxing than an afternoon of finger food and girl talk. 376 00:20:34,205 --> 00:20:36,550 -Hi, ladies! -Hey! How you doing? 377 00:20:37,686 --> 00:20:40,331 So did you tell the police that you think Orson killed Monique? 378 00:20:40,617 --> 00:20:41,432 What?! 379 00:20:42,347 --> 00:20:44,893 No, I did not, and I don't plan to. 380 00:20:45,036 --> 00:20:46,122 But Mike is in jail, 381 00:20:46,137 --> 00:20:48,310 and you said yourself you thought Orson did it. 382 00:20:48,505 --> 00:20:49,662 I said I had concerns, 383 00:20:49,666 --> 00:20:53,223 Concerns that have disappeared now that Mike has been arrested. 384 00:20:53,435 --> 00:20:55,491 What are you saying? You think Mike is guilty? 385 00:20:55,656 --> 00:20:57,271 Hey, why don't we start that girl talk? 386 00:20:57,398 --> 00:21:00,220 I'll get the ball rolling. Anybody have a yeast infection? 387 00:21:01,488 --> 00:21:05,081 They found Monique's blood on the wrench that Mike was trying to dispose of. 388 00:21:05,345 --> 00:21:07,333 I mean, that hardly screams innocence. 389 00:21:07,437 --> 00:21:09,190 Her teeth were pulled. 390 00:21:09,326 --> 00:21:13,162 You don't think that's worth telling the cops she was messing around with a dentist? 391 00:21:13,296 --> 00:21:14,992 Orson was slipping it to the dead chick? 392 00:21:15,407 --> 00:21:18,012 Mike is innocent. I know that in my heart. 393 00:21:18,148 --> 00:21:19,570 We all have convictions, Susan. 394 00:21:19,608 --> 00:21:22,021 I believe Mike's last one was for manslaughter. 395 00:21:22,186 --> 00:21:24,843 Okay, okay, we've all made some excellent points 396 00:21:24,846 --> 00:21:26,732 and blown off a little steam. 397 00:21:26,758 --> 00:21:28,700 Whoo! Let's play some cards. 398 00:21:30,386 --> 00:21:32,203 If you're so sure that Orson is innocent, 399 00:21:32,207 --> 00:21:34,523 why don't we go through his things? Where's his desk? 400 00:21:34,628 --> 00:21:35,880 At his office. 401 00:21:36,195 --> 00:21:37,821 And what did you think you'd find there anyway? 402 00:21:37,847 --> 00:21:38,683 I don't know. 403 00:21:38,685 --> 00:21:41,411 A blackmail letter, a necklace made of teeth? 404 00:21:41,525 --> 00:21:42,960 We're not gonna play cards, are we? 405 00:21:43,687 --> 00:21:44,170 Nope. 406 00:21:44,275 --> 00:21:45,933 Well, I am certainly not playing with a woman 407 00:21:45,938 --> 00:21:48,611 that is willing to let Mike take the fall for her psycho husband. 408 00:21:48,636 --> 00:21:51,562 Well, needless to say, I won't be cooking dinner for Ian's parents. 409 00:21:51,626 --> 00:21:53,693 Fine. I'll cook myself. 410 00:21:53,898 --> 00:21:54,582 Good. 411 00:21:54,858 --> 00:21:56,431 Let me know if there are any survivors. 412 00:21:56,667 --> 00:21:58,981 And if you take Orson back, you do the same. 413 00:22:06,437 --> 00:22:07,873 Well, that was incredibly awkward. 414 00:22:07,876 --> 00:22:09,852 I'm sorry you both had to sit through it. 415 00:22:11,198 --> 00:22:13,063 Was it me? Was I out of line? 416 00:22:14,027 --> 00:22:15,392 Oh, I'm not taking sides. 417 00:22:15,545 --> 00:22:16,832 This will blow over. 418 00:22:17,168 --> 00:22:17,931 You're right... 419 00:22:31,738 --> 00:22:33,103 Hey, come on in. You're just in time. 420 00:22:33,137 --> 00:22:34,282 Thanks so much, Rita. 421 00:22:34,287 --> 00:22:37,732 I think it's such a good idea that we all get together and talk and... 422 00:22:39,138 --> 00:22:40,071 Wow. 423 00:22:40,738 --> 00:22:42,980 Wow. What is all this? 424 00:22:43,177 --> 00:22:45,823 We decided to stage a protest in front of Art's house. 425 00:22:46,966 --> 00:22:48,001 A protest? Mm-Hmm. 426 00:22:48,348 --> 00:22:51,661 Rita, I want the word "pedophile" to really stand out. 427 00:22:51,877 --> 00:22:52,950 Do we have any glitter? 428 00:22:53,606 --> 00:22:55,602 Say "molester." It sounds scarier. 429 00:22:56,456 --> 00:23:02,463 I'm sorry. I thought we were all gonna talk about how to keep an eye on this guy. 430 00:23:02,525 --> 00:23:04,433 We're past talking. The guy's a menace. 431 00:23:04,506 --> 00:23:07,851 Well, that's what we think, but we don't exactly have proof. 432 00:23:07,885 --> 00:23:11,100 The youth center just fired him. How much proof to you need? 433 00:23:11,566 --> 00:23:15,430 But, see, the only reason they fired him is because people were gossiping, 434 00:23:15,435 --> 00:23:19,563 and the only reason they're gossipg is because of what I told Mrs. McCluskey. 435 00:23:19,785 --> 00:23:22,213 Yeah, and you told me to spread the word. 436 00:23:22,428 --> 00:23:25,601 So that people could watch their kids and be vigilant. 437 00:23:25,757 --> 00:23:28,591 So you wanna wait until he actually molests one of our kids? 438 00:23:28,687 --> 00:23:31,060 -Whose side are you on, Lynette? -Knock it off, gert. 439 00:23:31,288 --> 00:23:33,432 Remember, if it weren't for Lynette, 440 00:23:33,698 --> 00:23:35,961 We never would've found out about this creep. 441 00:23:37,097 --> 00:23:38,091 She's our hero. 442 00:24:33,476 --> 00:24:35,933 ...The 22-Yard line, the give is to Harrison, 443 00:24:36,125 --> 00:24:38,081 who is hit immediately and dropped for a loss 444 00:24:38,087 --> 00:24:39,923 in his own backfield... 445 00:24:43,446 --> 00:24:44,222 Bye-bye, Daddy. 446 00:24:44,415 --> 00:24:45,571 See you, sweetie. Have fun. 447 00:24:46,477 --> 00:24:48,561 So I was, uh, I was thinking you... 448 00:24:48,635 --> 00:24:51,232 You wanna grab a cup of coffee or something after class? 449 00:24:51,808 --> 00:24:53,591 I'd love to grab a cup of coffee... 450 00:24:54,328 --> 00:24:55,202 or something. 451 00:25:00,396 --> 00:25:04,012 Amy, you are so lucky to have such a nice Dad. 452 00:25:04,907 --> 00:25:05,802 Yeah, I know. 453 00:25:07,907 --> 00:25:08,800 Leave him alone. 454 00:25:09,958 --> 00:25:10,602 Excuse me? 455 00:25:10,827 --> 00:25:11,620 You heard me. 456 00:25:12,358 --> 00:25:13,682 I don't want you dating him. 457 00:25:16,736 --> 00:25:18,411 Oh, sweetheart. 458 00:25:19,796 --> 00:25:22,000 I have a feeling I know what this is about. 459 00:25:22,296 --> 00:25:23,020 No you don't. 460 00:25:23,108 --> 00:25:25,773 I think I do. You miss your Mommy, 461 00:25:26,106 --> 00:25:29,730 and it feels funny seeing your Daddy be nice to somebody else. 462 00:25:29,867 --> 00:25:33,041 But believe me, I'm not trying to replace your Mom. 463 00:25:34,686 --> 00:25:35,613 Well, I am, 464 00:25:36,838 --> 00:25:38,141 And I have someone all picked out. 465 00:25:39,707 --> 00:25:40,290 What? 466 00:25:40,998 --> 00:25:43,423 I want my Dad to marry Sherri's Mom. 467 00:25:45,438 --> 00:25:46,513 Sherri from class? 468 00:25:46,757 --> 00:25:48,582 We're best friends, and we have it all planned out. 469 00:25:48,956 --> 00:25:50,202 Our parents are gonna get married, 470 00:25:50,515 --> 00:25:52,010 and then we'll be real sisters. 471 00:25:52,697 --> 00:25:54,672 What about your Dad? Don't you care what he wants? 472 00:25:54,918 --> 00:25:55,882 My Mom died. 473 00:25:56,636 --> 00:25:58,623 All my Dad wants is for me to be happy. 474 00:26:00,657 --> 00:26:03,763 Now get in there and teach me how to work the runway. 475 00:26:04,325 --> 00:26:05,832 That's what we're paying you for, right? 476 00:26:12,345 --> 00:26:13,730 ...Runs it left, swings it around. 477 00:26:13,887 --> 00:26:16,301 He fights his way to the 25 for another first down, 478 00:26:16,307 --> 00:26:17,983 and that should just about do it. 479 00:26:17,986 --> 00:26:21,663 I tell you, with 1:12 left on the clock and no time-outs remaining... 480 00:26:47,708 --> 00:26:48,592 Orson? 481 00:26:51,495 --> 00:26:52,080 Bree? 482 00:26:52,877 --> 00:26:53,693 Orson. 483 00:26:54,866 --> 00:26:56,930 Why haven't you returned any of my calls? 484 00:26:58,005 --> 00:27:00,503 I was afraid you were calling to ask me for a divorce. 485 00:27:02,076 --> 00:27:03,442 No, I wasn't. 486 00:27:04,987 --> 00:27:07,700 They arrested Mike for the murder of Monique Polier. 487 00:27:08,085 --> 00:27:08,712 They did? 488 00:27:09,577 --> 00:27:11,732 The other night, you wanted a chance to explain everything. 489 00:27:11,748 --> 00:27:14,413 Well, here it is, and I want it all. 490 00:27:15,097 --> 00:27:18,390 If I find out you've left anything out, then I will ask for that divorce. 491 00:27:20,197 --> 00:27:20,991 Okay. 492 00:27:41,108 --> 00:27:44,960 You're working so hard, Sherri. You must really wanna win this pageant. 493 00:27:45,598 --> 00:27:46,760 More than anything. 494 00:27:48,278 --> 00:27:50,401 Well, I think dedication should be rewarded, 495 00:27:50,757 --> 00:27:52,523 so I have a little surprise for you. 496 00:27:52,667 --> 00:27:53,361 What is it? 497 00:27:53,567 --> 00:27:56,500 Well, you know how the pageant starts with a big opening number? 498 00:27:56,647 --> 00:27:59,300 This year, all the contestants are gonna dance in pairs, 499 00:27:59,435 --> 00:28:03,322 and I've arranged for you to dance with your best friend Amy! 500 00:28:07,305 --> 00:28:08,511 What's wrong, sweetie? 501 00:28:09,318 --> 00:28:10,350 Well... 502 00:28:11,557 --> 00:28:12,632 Amy sucks. 503 00:28:15,808 --> 00:28:19,500 Well, I thought you two were practically sisters? 504 00:28:19,745 --> 00:28:22,542 We are... but she still sucks. 505 00:28:22,958 --> 00:28:24,440 And first impressions are everything. 506 00:28:24,495 --> 00:28:25,722 You said so yourself. 507 00:28:26,498 --> 00:28:29,042 -Well, that's true... -And this is the opening number. 508 00:28:29,486 --> 00:28:32,920 If the judges see me tripping all over that klutz, there's no way I'm gonna win. 509 00:28:33,745 --> 00:28:35,160 That's a good point. 510 00:28:35,316 --> 00:28:37,072 Now I wish I hadn't told Amy. 511 00:28:37,426 --> 00:28:39,353 You already told her?! 512 00:28:39,836 --> 00:28:42,101 She was so excited. 513 00:28:44,748 --> 00:28:46,323 Well, she's your best friend. 514 00:28:46,406 --> 00:28:48,771 Why don't you just tell her the truth? She'll understand. 515 00:28:49,967 --> 00:28:51,430 What if she doesn't? 516 00:28:52,575 --> 00:28:55,213 Well, friends come and go... 517 00:28:56,147 --> 00:28:58,193 but a crown is forever. 518 00:29:03,045 --> 00:29:04,210 I never loved Alma. 519 00:29:05,675 --> 00:29:07,152 My mother pushed us together, and, 520 00:29:08,398 --> 00:29:10,163 I was stupid enough to get her pregnant. 521 00:29:11,105 --> 00:29:12,391 You had a child? 522 00:29:13,715 --> 00:29:15,781 Alma miscarried a month after the wedding. 523 00:29:17,325 --> 00:29:18,303 I was trapped. 524 00:29:18,925 --> 00:29:20,131 Well, you could've left her. 525 00:29:20,638 --> 00:29:21,980 Mother wouldn't hear of it. 526 00:29:22,338 --> 00:29:24,383 Divorce is a sin. 527 00:29:26,977 --> 00:29:28,802 So I stayed in the marriage, 528 00:29:29,498 --> 00:29:32,680 hoping I would come to feel what I was supposed to, 529 00:29:33,945 --> 00:29:34,782 but I never did. 530 00:29:35,467 --> 00:29:38,173 So I resigned myself to a life without love. 531 00:29:39,756 --> 00:29:40,982 And then I met Monique. 532 00:29:43,998 --> 00:29:46,503 It was wrong. I didn't care. 533 00:29:48,036 --> 00:29:49,840 I loved her more than I'd loved anyone... 534 00:29:51,115 --> 00:29:51,893 Till you. 535 00:29:52,978 --> 00:29:54,860 So why couldn't you tell me this? 536 00:29:56,038 --> 00:29:57,501 Because you told me about Rex. 537 00:29:57,688 --> 00:29:59,801 How he cheated on you, how hurt you were. 538 00:29:59,855 --> 00:30:02,920 Bree, I needed you to feel safe with me. 539 00:30:03,138 --> 00:30:05,522 Well, you haven't done a very good job. 540 00:30:06,046 --> 00:30:08,750 Handling the truth would have been a hundred times easier 541 00:30:08,765 --> 00:30:11,840 than dealing with all the doubt and suspicion. 542 00:30:18,266 --> 00:30:21,113 So you stayed in a loveless marriage because of your mother? 543 00:30:21,515 --> 00:30:22,940 I know how it sounds. 544 00:30:24,286 --> 00:30:25,803 But after my father died, 545 00:30:26,577 --> 00:30:27,592 she was all I had. 546 00:30:28,485 --> 00:30:30,670 His death caused me so much pain... 547 00:30:37,186 --> 00:30:38,541 I would've done anything for her. 548 00:30:46,426 --> 00:30:48,802 She saw that weakness, 549 00:30:49,518 --> 00:30:50,771 and she ran with it. 550 00:30:56,408 --> 00:30:59,173 You've got no idea how manipulative she can be. 551 00:31:00,507 --> 00:31:02,543 She ruins lives. 552 00:31:05,628 --> 00:31:07,061 Now I've told you everything. 553 00:31:08,848 --> 00:31:09,893 What happens now? 554 00:31:11,468 --> 00:31:12,343 Well... 555 00:31:13,508 --> 00:31:15,891 First you pack up your things and come home, 556 00:31:17,667 --> 00:31:18,752 and then... 557 00:31:19,407 --> 00:31:22,182 we toss your mother out on her evil ass. 558 00:31:23,357 --> 00:31:24,662 God, I love you. 559 00:31:43,408 --> 00:31:45,391 Hi! I'm so sorry I'm late. 560 00:31:46,277 --> 00:31:47,863 -Where are your folks? -They're not coming. 561 00:31:47,985 --> 00:31:49,833 Their plane was snowed in at O'Hare. 562 00:31:51,067 --> 00:31:54,731 Well, that's too bad. Well, no harm done then, huh? 563 00:31:55,468 --> 00:31:56,862 You're 40 minutes late. 564 00:31:57,418 --> 00:31:58,513 But they're not here. 565 00:31:58,595 --> 00:32:00,180 You didn't know that. And where's dinner? 566 00:32:01,886 --> 00:32:03,583 Bree and I sort of had a fight. 567 00:32:05,707 --> 00:32:09,301 Look, I'm awfully sorry that I'm late. I had an emergency. 568 00:32:09,956 --> 00:32:12,492 Did this emergency have anything to do with Mike? 569 00:32:18,997 --> 00:32:23,271 I'm pretty sure that Bree's husband murdered the woman the cops think Mike killed. 570 00:32:24,478 --> 00:32:25,761 I went to his office... 571 00:32:25,838 --> 00:32:27,460 Oh, for God sakes, Susan. 572 00:32:27,505 --> 00:32:29,450 No, I found evidence. Look. 573 00:32:30,606 --> 00:32:34,521 Orson was committed to a mental institution for over a year. 574 00:32:34,675 --> 00:32:36,120 I mean, doesn't that suggest 575 00:32:36,135 --> 00:32:37,820 - he's some sort of... - I don't care! 576 00:32:39,695 --> 00:32:41,831 Tonight meant a great deal to me, and you blew it off. 577 00:32:43,496 --> 00:32:44,861 I said I was sorry, Ian. 578 00:32:51,058 --> 00:32:53,051 I have to help Mike. I'm all he's got. 579 00:32:54,996 --> 00:32:56,303 Actually, you're wrong. 580 00:32:56,618 --> 00:32:57,600 He's got me. 581 00:32:58,878 --> 00:32:59,471 What? 582 00:32:59,796 --> 00:33:02,370 Tomorrow, I'll hire the best lawyer in town to defend him, 583 00:33:02,378 --> 00:33:04,580 and I'll pay every cent of his bill. 584 00:33:06,237 --> 00:33:07,511 You would do that for Mike? 585 00:33:08,015 --> 00:33:10,633 Yes, on one condition... 586 00:33:15,085 --> 00:33:16,712 You can't see him anymore. 587 00:33:18,516 --> 00:33:19,111 Why? 588 00:33:19,325 --> 00:33:21,470 If you start visiting him, being a friend to him, 589 00:33:21,475 --> 00:33:22,911 he'll fall in love with you again. 590 00:33:22,916 --> 00:33:26,280 Then you'll have to decide whose heart to break, his or mine. 591 00:33:28,868 --> 00:33:32,123 As jealous ultimatums go, that's very flattering, but, 592 00:33:32,678 --> 00:33:34,012 I don't think that's necessary. 593 00:33:34,017 --> 00:33:35,833 Mike and I are done. 594 00:33:36,307 --> 00:33:39,353 Then you should have no problem accepting my generous offer. 595 00:33:40,826 --> 00:33:42,902 You would really get him the best lawyer in town? 596 00:33:43,098 --> 00:33:44,653 An absolute piranha. 597 00:33:46,315 --> 00:33:47,463 Do we have a deal? 598 00:33:51,335 --> 00:33:52,431 Well, okay then. 599 00:34:01,486 --> 00:34:03,180 You know, Mike barely remembers me. 600 00:34:05,007 --> 00:34:07,640 What makes you so sure he would fall in love with me again? 601 00:34:10,195 --> 00:34:12,421 What a perfectly asinine question. 602 00:34:13,605 --> 00:34:14,673 How could he not? 603 00:34:28,185 --> 00:34:31,053 God, I was only in the house 15 minutes. 604 00:34:31,475 --> 00:34:32,622 Are there more of them now? 605 00:34:32,806 --> 00:34:33,693 Yep. 606 00:34:37,167 --> 00:34:39,032 Go ahead, say it. I know you want to. 607 00:34:39,228 --> 00:34:41,343 This is all your fault. You should've listened to me. 608 00:34:42,267 --> 00:34:43,342 I know. 609 00:34:44,557 --> 00:34:47,922 But be fair. There is no way I could've anticipated this. 610 00:34:48,745 --> 00:34:50,743 You tell people Frankenstein's on the loose, 611 00:34:50,746 --> 00:34:53,601 then you're surprised to see the torch-wielding villagers? 612 00:34:56,407 --> 00:34:58,700 I'm putting the kids to bed early. I don't want 'em to see this. 613 00:35:01,465 --> 00:35:03,072 Is that an ambulance? 614 00:35:06,546 --> 00:35:08,181 I can't believe you're doing this! 615 00:35:08,235 --> 00:35:10,553 Amy, don't you want me to have a chance? 616 00:35:10,688 --> 00:35:13,170 God, I hate you! I hate you! 617 00:35:15,657 --> 00:35:17,071 Don't ever talk to me again! 618 00:35:20,735 --> 00:35:22,173 Hi. Bill? 619 00:35:22,768 --> 00:35:25,251 I was wondering, do you have plans Saturday night? 620 00:35:32,665 --> 00:35:35,070 What... Excuse me, can you tell me what happened? 621 00:35:35,077 --> 00:35:36,631 Ma'am, I need you to step back. 622 00:35:36,685 --> 00:35:37,230 Okay. 623 00:35:37,385 --> 00:35:39,260 We're brinng in a female, late 30s. 624 00:35:39,438 --> 00:35:41,640 And get crash cart ready. She's in cardiac arrest. 625 00:35:52,105 --> 00:35:53,560 -There he is. -There he is. 626 00:36:03,505 --> 00:36:09,062 Stop it! Stop it! You can't do this to people! Have you lost your minds?! 627 00:36:09,215 --> 00:36:11,572 Well, excuse us for wanting to feel safe in our own homes. 628 00:36:11,586 --> 00:36:14,011 Well, that's my home, and I don't feel very safe right now. 629 00:36:14,018 --> 00:36:17,583 Please, please, all of you, just leave this street. 630 00:36:17,695 --> 00:36:19,690 Please, I beg of you. Go! 631 00:36:21,018 --> 00:36:22,572 Just get off my street, please! 632 00:36:22,626 --> 00:36:24,882 Wait, wait! Art, wait, I'm sorry... 633 00:36:29,927 --> 00:36:30,820 I'm sorry. 634 00:36:48,657 --> 00:36:50,412 You're an idiot to take him back. 635 00:36:51,537 --> 00:36:53,650 I am no longer interested in your opinion. 636 00:36:53,716 --> 00:36:55,110 I thought I made that clear. 637 00:36:55,665 --> 00:36:56,761 Where are you sending me? 638 00:36:56,826 --> 00:37:00,321 Oh, we've rented you a condo in a lovely retirement community. 639 00:37:00,568 --> 00:37:02,111 It's our Christmas gift to you. 640 00:37:02,367 --> 00:37:03,802 So you're exiling me? 641 00:37:04,337 --> 00:37:06,743 Cutting me off from my new grandcldren? 642 00:37:06,958 --> 00:37:08,300 That's our gift to them. 643 00:37:14,975 --> 00:37:17,333 You think you can be rid of me that easily? 644 00:37:17,405 --> 00:37:19,670 It's over, mother. I told her everything. 645 00:37:20,107 --> 00:37:23,200 Oh, I doubt that very much. 646 00:37:23,545 --> 00:37:25,562 You still have secrets, my boy. 647 00:37:25,636 --> 00:37:26,902 So do you, mother, 648 00:37:27,516 --> 00:37:30,992 And if you want them kept, you'll keep mine. 649 00:37:43,516 --> 00:37:46,931 It's me. I have some bad news. She's taking him back. 650 00:37:48,107 --> 00:37:49,861 Meet me on the corner in an hour. 651 00:37:50,247 --> 00:37:52,040 We need to deal with this. 652 00:38:02,546 --> 00:38:05,123 I heard about Rebecca on the news. 653 00:38:06,557 --> 00:38:10,232 If there's anything I can do to help, I... 654 00:38:10,417 --> 00:38:13,673 With the funeral arrangements, or, uh... 655 00:38:14,095 --> 00:38:16,093 help you call relatives... 656 00:38:17,355 --> 00:38:18,290 Wow. 657 00:38:20,456 --> 00:38:22,400 You must be feeling really guilty. 658 00:38:24,475 --> 00:38:26,081 Of course! 659 00:38:26,477 --> 00:38:30,012 I feel just terrible. 660 00:38:30,078 --> 00:38:34,592 I mean, if you knew, if you could just know how sorry I am. 661 00:38:45,285 --> 00:38:45,860 Hey. 662 00:38:48,318 --> 00:38:50,090 You know, in a weird way... 663 00:38:52,147 --> 00:38:53,301 I should thank you. 664 00:38:56,897 --> 00:38:58,201 My sister was... 665 00:38:59,708 --> 00:39:01,743 a really wonderful person. 666 00:39:04,205 --> 00:39:06,381 She always saw the best in me. 667 00:39:09,007 --> 00:39:11,170 But there were things she couldn't see... 668 00:39:13,255 --> 00:39:14,393 Or chose not to, 669 00:39:15,047 --> 00:39:15,981 God love her. 670 00:39:21,536 --> 00:39:23,322 -What do you mean? -I think you know. 671 00:39:25,536 --> 00:39:28,802 See, I always knew that I had to take care of Rebecca, 672 00:39:28,836 --> 00:39:31,143 so I could never let myself... 673 00:39:32,096 --> 00:39:34,942 slip and do something that would hurt her. 674 00:39:36,406 --> 00:39:37,432 But now... 675 00:39:40,977 --> 00:39:41,890 I'm free... 676 00:39:44,806 --> 00:39:46,411 And all because of you. 677 00:39:55,675 --> 00:39:57,160 You can't stay here. 678 00:39:57,205 --> 00:39:59,501 Oh, don't worry. I'm already packed. 679 00:40:01,356 --> 00:40:02,440 Where are you going? 680 00:40:03,167 --> 00:40:04,341 Why, you gonna write? 681 00:40:09,427 --> 00:40:10,211 Well... 682 00:40:13,116 --> 00:40:14,061 Good-bye, Lynette. 683 00:40:17,705 --> 00:40:20,952 You take care of that beautiful family of yours. 684 00:40:54,608 --> 00:40:58,150 There's a reason people can't wait for Christmas, 685 00:41:00,885 --> 00:41:04,320 and it has little to do with family reunions... 686 00:41:07,806 --> 00:41:10,991 Or curling up with a cup of eggnog... 687 00:41:16,865 --> 00:41:21,200 Or that unexpected kiss beneath the mistletoe... 688 00:41:25,307 --> 00:41:29,551 Or receiving a present from that special someone. 689 00:41:37,626 --> 00:41:41,273 No, people look forward to Christmas, 690 00:41:42,476 --> 00:41:46,152 because they know it's a time... 691 00:41:48,588 --> 00:41:50,130 for miracles. 692 00:41:51,066 --> 00:41:52,112 Hello, Alma. 693 00:41:52,938 --> 00:41:54,202 Don't just stand there. 694 00:41:54,556 --> 00:41:55,813 Tell me everything.