1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:02,866 [Mary Alice] Previously on Desperate Housewives: 2 00:00:02,936 --> 00:00:05,370 Orson's wife, Alma, disappeared. 3 00:00:06,406 --> 00:00:09,534 - Gabby found a new calling. - I'm unbelievable. Close your mouths. 4 00:00:09,609 --> 00:00:11,372 Someone new moved in. 5 00:00:11,444 --> 00:00:13,674 He's a bachelor who lives with his invalid sister. 6 00:00:13,747 --> 00:00:17,547 - But Lynette found a dark secret. - Our neighbor is a pedophile. 7 00:00:17,617 --> 00:00:20,677 - You can't sit on this, Lynette. - [phone beeps] 8 00:00:20,754 --> 00:00:22,688 Orson's mother revealed his past. 9 00:00:22,756 --> 00:00:26,522 He cheated on Alma. Broke her heart, for his precious Monique. 10 00:00:26,593 --> 00:00:27,719 Monique Polier? 11 00:00:27,794 --> 00:00:30,063 - The police couldn't find evidence... - We couldn't find the toolbox. 12 00:00:30,063 --> 00:00:30,654 - The police couldn't find evidence... - We couldn't find the toolbox. 13 00:00:30,730 --> 00:00:33,494 - The man's a plumber. - ... until Mike tried to hide it. 14 00:00:33,566 --> 00:00:34,897 I'll take those. 15 00:00:41,674 --> 00:00:46,111 The annual block party was a winter tradition on Wisteria Lane. 16 00:00:48,948 --> 00:00:53,044 It was a way for the residents to spread holiday cheer. 17 00:00:54,988 --> 00:00:56,956 Everyone was invited. 18 00:00:59,259 --> 00:01:03,889 Including Art Shepard, the newest resident of Wisteria Lane. 19 00:01:05,465 --> 00:01:07,831 But as the big night drew near, 20 00:01:07,901 --> 00:01:11,462 more than holiday cheer was being spread around. 21 00:01:11,538 --> 00:01:14,371 Hey. Did you hear about the new guy that just moved in? 22 00:01:15,141 --> 00:01:17,268 Well, get a load of this. 23 00:01:17,877 --> 00:01:21,608 Apparently, the perv's got all this weird stuff in his basement. 24 00:01:21,681 --> 00:01:25,742 No, seriously. It's like this big kiddie trap full of toys. 25 00:01:28,154 --> 00:01:32,488 [Mary Alice] By Sunday evening, most of the gossiping had subsided 26 00:01:32,559 --> 00:01:37,155 and the neighborhood was once again consumed by the spirit of the season. 27 00:01:38,198 --> 00:01:40,530 Friends laughed over eggnog. 28 00:01:40,600 --> 00:01:43,501 Lovers kissed under mistletoe. 29 00:01:44,504 --> 00:01:46,699 And the mood was jolly. 30 00:01:48,675 --> 00:01:52,839 That is, until a certain guest made his appearance. 31 00:02:01,387 --> 00:02:03,912 Ho ho ho! 32 00:02:05,692 --> 00:02:08,388 Look who's here! 33 00:02:09,963 --> 00:02:14,900 - Merry Christmas, everybody! - Merry Christmas! 34 00:02:14,968 --> 00:02:17,562 Don't you do that! Don't you know what he did? 35 00:02:17,637 --> 00:02:21,164 Now, kids, who's been good this year? 36 00:02:29,149 --> 00:02:31,617 [chuckles] 37 00:02:31,684 --> 00:02:34,847 Oh, come on. Everybody was naughty? 38 00:02:36,589 --> 00:02:39,114 What am I gonna do with this fire truck? 39 00:02:39,192 --> 00:02:40,489 Joey, get back here! 40 00:02:45,398 --> 00:02:46,797 What's going on? 41 00:02:48,568 --> 00:02:50,195 I'm not sure. 44 00:03:00,580 --> 00:03:03,378 [Mary Alice] Yes, for the residents of Wisteria Lane, 45 00:03:03,449 --> 00:03:06,213 it was the most wonderful time of the year. 46 00:03:12,125 --> 00:03:14,889 But for Arthur Shepard and his sister, 47 00:03:14,961 --> 00:03:19,022 it had turned out to be a very silent night. 48 00:03:24,704 --> 00:03:27,002 For the residents of Wisteria Lane, 49 00:03:27,073 --> 00:03:30,509 the holiday season could only begin... 50 00:03:30,810 --> 00:03:33,438 ... once the decorations came out. 51 00:03:35,415 --> 00:03:38,680 For some, that meant pulling out the colored lights. 52 00:03:40,687 --> 00:03:44,088 For others, it meant locating that holiday wreath. 53 00:03:46,392 --> 00:03:50,096 And then there were those eager to display their Nativity scene. 54 00:03:50,096 --> 00:03:50,619 And then there were those eager to display their Nativity scene. 55 00:03:52,665 --> 00:03:56,294 But for a romantic few, it was all about... 56 00:03:56,369 --> 00:03:58,769 - ... the mistletoe. - Oh. 57 00:03:59,372 --> 00:04:01,306 You have to kiss me. It's the law. 58 00:04:03,810 --> 00:04:07,177 While you're in a good mood, I thought I'd spring something on you. 59 00:04:07,247 --> 00:04:08,874 My parents are coming to town. 60 00:04:08,948 --> 00:04:10,381 Your parents? Really? 61 00:04:10,450 --> 00:04:14,250 And I wondered if you might be free to join us for dinner Saturday. 62 00:04:14,320 --> 00:04:15,844 Absolutely! 63 00:04:15,922 --> 00:04:18,516 So I assume this means they know about me? 64 00:04:18,591 --> 00:04:21,253 - But of course. - And they know about me as in, 65 00:04:21,327 --> 00:04:25,263 "Mum, Dad, bloody good news! I've got myself a smashing new girlfriend"? 66 00:04:25,331 --> 00:04:28,027 That's adorable. Please don't do it in front of them. 67 00:04:28,101 --> 00:04:29,295 Right. 68 00:04:29,369 --> 00:04:33,305 So do you want me to make reservations at that little French place? 69 00:04:33,373 --> 00:04:37,707 We could do that. But it's a four-hour layover, and they'll be exhausted. 70 00:04:37,777 --> 00:04:41,008 I thought we might have a more enjoyable time if they came here, 71 00:04:41,080 --> 00:04:43,241 and you made dinner for them. 72 00:04:44,817 --> 00:04:48,309 OK. I guess it's time we have the conversation. 73 00:04:50,023 --> 00:04:51,547 Ian... 74 00:04:52,525 --> 00:04:55,756 ...haven't you ever wondered why I've never cooked for you? 75 00:04:55,828 --> 00:04:58,194 I just assumed that you were lazy. 76 00:04:58,264 --> 00:05:00,755 [laughs] No. I wish. 77 00:05:00,833 --> 00:05:04,098 My cooking is not good. 78 00:05:04,170 --> 00:05:07,264 Well, my parents won't be expecting a gourmet meal. 79 00:05:07,340 --> 00:05:11,174 Will they be expecting stomach cramps? Acid reflux? Night sweats? 80 00:05:11,244 --> 00:05:13,269 Come on. You can't be that bad. 81 00:05:18,184 --> 00:05:19,242 Oh. 82 00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:22,777 Is it really important that I make them a home-cooked meal? 83 00:05:22,855 --> 00:05:27,019 It's just, they're very old-fashioned, hearth and home types. 84 00:05:27,093 --> 00:05:30,824 And they might wonder why you didn't make the effort. 85 00:05:30,897 --> 00:05:32,159 But it's OK. 86 00:05:32,231 --> 00:05:35,098 You'll win them over... eventually. 87 00:05:37,637 --> 00:05:40,538 OK, I'll give it a shot. 88 00:05:41,341 --> 00:05:42,808 Thank you. 89 00:05:43,676 --> 00:05:45,143 Now, nothing elaborate. 90 00:05:45,211 --> 00:05:48,510 Just a simple roast and something appropriate to go with it. 91 00:05:48,581 --> 00:05:51,607 Right. Like an ambulance. 92 00:05:53,419 --> 00:05:55,717 [Christmas music plays] 93 00:05:59,425 --> 00:06:02,553 No, Amy, small steps, small. 94 00:06:02,628 --> 00:06:05,620 Little Miss Snowflake glides, she doesn't stomp. 95 00:06:05,698 --> 00:06:08,428 - Is that better? - Getting there, sweetie. 96 00:06:09,001 --> 00:06:11,196 If she was a horse, we'd have to shoot her. 97 00:06:13,473 --> 00:06:16,909 - Poor thing. She tries so hard. - Yeah, she's a trouper. 98 00:06:16,976 --> 00:06:19,035 - Let's dump her. - What? Why? 99 00:06:19,112 --> 00:06:22,081 Consultants are judged on the strength of their roster. 100 00:06:22,148 --> 00:06:24,708 We can't bounce every nose-picking no-talent, 101 00:06:24,784 --> 00:06:27,116 but we can lose the one who's dragging us down. 102 00:06:27,186 --> 00:06:29,552 We can't do that. Her mother died last year. 103 00:06:29,622 --> 00:06:31,715 Yes, I know, I know, and it's tragic. 104 00:06:31,791 --> 00:06:33,349 But we are running a business. 105 00:06:33,426 --> 00:06:36,759 Amy is sucking up all our time and we should be focusing on Sherri. 106 00:06:36,829 --> 00:06:39,127 She actually has a shot at winning. 107 00:06:40,266 --> 00:06:42,826 - How will I tell her family? - We'll do it together. 108 00:06:42,902 --> 00:06:44,836 - We'll be diplomatic. - Are you sure? 109 00:06:44,904 --> 00:06:46,997 The poor kid's been through the wringer. 110 00:06:47,073 --> 00:06:48,938 Amy! For God sakes! 111 00:06:49,008 --> 00:06:52,273 Little Miss Snowflake does not scratch down there! [groans] 112 00:06:52,345 --> 00:06:54,745 Well, then again, her mother died a year ago. 113 00:06:54,814 --> 00:06:56,611 How long is she gonna milk it? 114 00:06:57,750 --> 00:06:59,217 [women on TV] 115 00:06:59,285 --> 00:07:02,550 - Mother Hodge, I have your breakfast. - Just put it over there. 116 00:07:02,622 --> 00:07:05,557 - I'll pick through it later. - [woman] Merry Christmas. 117 00:07:05,625 --> 00:07:09,083 - [woman] Oh, wait, wait, wait. - What are you watching? 118 00:07:09,162 --> 00:07:11,255 Home movies. 119 00:07:11,330 --> 00:07:14,163 It's fun looking back at the past, isn't it? 120 00:07:14,233 --> 00:07:15,222 [TV off] 121 00:07:15,301 --> 00:07:18,828 Well, it's one way to kill time while you're waiting for death. 122 00:07:20,106 --> 00:07:22,006 We also have cable. 123 00:07:22,975 --> 00:07:25,603 Have you decided what you're gonna do about Orson? 124 00:07:25,678 --> 00:07:28,806 - Decided? - Yes. Have you called a lawyer yet? 125 00:07:28,881 --> 00:07:31,076 I don't think that's any of your concern. 126 00:07:31,150 --> 00:07:32,777 I don't mean to pry. 127 00:07:32,852 --> 00:07:35,514 But I think you're a good Christian woman, 128 00:07:35,588 --> 00:07:37,954 and you deserve better than my son. 129 00:07:38,024 --> 00:07:40,549 Well, I will take that under advisement. 130 00:07:40,626 --> 00:07:43,459 If you give him a chance he'll draw you back in. 131 00:07:43,529 --> 00:07:45,656 It's what he does. 132 00:07:45,731 --> 00:07:47,392 Just walk away. 133 00:07:47,467 --> 00:07:50,595 It's not that easy. I love him. 134 00:07:52,205 --> 00:07:55,368 You'll get over it. I did. 135 00:07:58,077 --> 00:08:00,102 - [woman] Hi. - [woman 2] Hi. 136 00:08:03,950 --> 00:08:07,044 - Merry Christmas! - Hello. 137 00:08:07,119 --> 00:08:10,748 [Mother Hodge] Merry Christmas. Oh, wait, wait, wait. 138 00:08:12,658 --> 00:08:15,786 Well, believe me, Rita, he scares me too. 139 00:08:15,862 --> 00:08:17,989 You know what? We should have a meeting. 140 00:08:18,064 --> 00:08:22,057 Get all the moms together and figure out what to do about this guy. 141 00:08:23,302 --> 00:08:26,738 - Saturday. Your house sounds good. - [knocking on car] 142 00:08:30,910 --> 00:08:33,572 Hey, Rita, I gotta go. 143 00:08:37,116 --> 00:08:39,710 Sorry, I can't talk now. I have somewhere to go. 144 00:08:39,785 --> 00:08:44,222 Well, my brother doesn't. The Youth Center just fired him. 145 00:08:44,290 --> 00:08:47,020 - Are you happy? - I'm not sad. 146 00:08:47,093 --> 00:08:49,823 He shouldn't be around kids. I saw those pictures. 147 00:08:49,896 --> 00:08:54,265 Those boys were on his swim team. He was proud of them. 148 00:08:54,634 --> 00:08:58,161 Turning that into something dirty says more about you than him. 149 00:08:58,237 --> 00:09:01,434 You can defend him all you want. I know what I know. 150 00:09:05,678 --> 00:09:10,012 Did you know my brother got spit on at the hardware store yesterday? 151 00:09:10,983 --> 00:09:13,816 That they refused to serve us at the diner? 152 00:09:14,520 --> 00:09:18,081 That our tire got slashed at the church parking lot? 153 00:09:18,157 --> 00:09:20,625 [panting, sighs] 154 00:09:21,527 --> 00:09:25,293 I am not a well woman. I don't need this stress. 155 00:09:26,999 --> 00:09:31,026 Well, I am sorry that happened. 156 00:09:31,103 --> 00:09:35,164 Have you considered, even for a moment, that you could be wrong? 157 00:09:35,241 --> 00:09:40,110 That you misinterpreted what you saw? That you are ruining my brother's life 158 00:09:40,179 --> 00:09:42,704 and mine over nothing? 159 00:09:44,717 --> 00:09:47,311 I have kids, OK? 160 00:09:47,386 --> 00:09:49,115 Better safe than sorry. 161 00:09:50,923 --> 00:09:53,687 As long as you're safe, what do you care who's sorry? 162 00:10:08,507 --> 00:10:11,635 So I'm cooking dinner for Ian's parents tomorrow night, 163 00:10:11,711 --> 00:10:14,043 and it's the first time I'm meeting them, 164 00:10:14,113 --> 00:10:17,605 - so I sort of want to impress them. - And yet you're cooking? 165 00:10:17,683 --> 00:10:19,514 Well, that's the thing. 166 00:10:19,585 --> 00:10:22,452 So I was hoping, you know, if you're not too busy... 167 00:10:22,521 --> 00:10:25,752 Oh, no, no. These things practically build themselves. 168 00:10:25,825 --> 00:10:28,419 Thank you. You are a lifesaver. 169 00:10:28,494 --> 00:10:32,863 Actually, I could probably use the distraction. 170 00:10:34,500 --> 00:10:35,660 Oh? 171 00:10:36,869 --> 00:10:39,303 I asked Orson to move out last night. 172 00:10:42,308 --> 00:10:45,209 Come on, why would you bury your toolbox in the woods? 173 00:10:45,277 --> 00:10:47,837 I knew the cops were looking for it and I panicked. 174 00:10:47,913 --> 00:10:49,778 I was trying to buy myself some time. 175 00:10:49,849 --> 00:10:51,510 You may have bought 20-to-life. 176 00:10:51,584 --> 00:10:54,747 - Let the guy enjoy his breakfast. - Stay out of this, Carlos. 177 00:10:54,820 --> 00:10:57,254 Mike, I want you to look at me. 178 00:10:57,323 --> 00:11:01,350 You look me in the eye and you swear to me that you didn't kill anybody. 179 00:11:01,427 --> 00:11:04,294 How many times do I have to tell you? I can't remember. 180 00:11:04,363 --> 00:11:07,560 You can't remember, or you don't want to remember? 181 00:11:07,633 --> 00:11:09,260 Guys? 182 00:11:20,780 --> 00:11:23,248 You have got to go to the police with all of this. 183 00:11:23,315 --> 00:11:26,148 I can't. Not yet. I need some time to think. 184 00:11:26,218 --> 00:11:29,346 His wife goes missing, then his mistress turns up dead. 185 00:11:29,422 --> 00:11:31,151 What is there to think about? 186 00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:36,491 I know it sounds suspicious, but in my heart of hearts, 187 00:11:36,562 --> 00:11:39,030 I can't believe that Orson could do such a thing. 188 00:11:39,098 --> 00:11:42,226 We all want to believe the best of the people we care about. 189 00:11:42,301 --> 00:11:46,101 But you cannot let your feelings for a man blind you to cold, hard facts. 190 00:11:49,475 --> 00:11:51,306 What in the world? 191 00:11:55,047 --> 00:11:56,537 Oh, my God! 192 00:11:59,785 --> 00:12:03,016 - What's going on? - They just arrested Mike for murder. 193 00:12:03,089 --> 00:12:04,147 What? 194 00:12:04,223 --> 00:12:08,159 They're saying he killed that woman on the news, that Monique person. 195 00:12:09,695 --> 00:12:11,424 Oh, thank God. 196 00:12:13,999 --> 00:12:16,399 We're gonna break that little girl's heart. 197 00:12:16,469 --> 00:12:18,960 We've gotta do what's best for the business. 198 00:12:19,038 --> 00:12:21,802 - What if her father yells at me? - I will defend you. 199 00:12:21,874 --> 00:12:24,138 OK. But if you do, try and be diplomatic. 200 00:12:24,210 --> 00:12:27,668 I'm always diplomatic. Now just get in there, you spineless 'mo. 201 00:12:29,515 --> 00:12:30,982 Excuse me, Mr. Pearce? 202 00:12:33,319 --> 00:12:36,686 So glad you could come today. This is my partner, Gabrielle. 203 00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:41,287 - Pleasure to meet you. - [laughs nervously] 204 00:12:41,360 --> 00:12:42,588 [Vern] Shall we? 205 00:12:44,630 --> 00:12:47,895 So, what did you want to talk to me about? 206 00:12:47,967 --> 00:12:50,765 - Is there a problem with Amy? - Not a problem, per se. 207 00:12:50,836 --> 00:12:54,966 We're just a little concerned that she might not have the temperament 208 00:12:55,040 --> 00:12:57,907 - for pageant competitions. - And what does that mean? 209 00:12:57,977 --> 00:12:58,477 Well, when it comes to performing, she's not exactly... 210 00:12:58,477 --> 00:13:01,913 Well, when it comes to performing, she's not exactly... 211 00:13:05,117 --> 00:13:08,245 Well, she tends to be... Feel free to jump in. 212 00:13:08,320 --> 00:13:11,084 I have no idea where you're going with this. 213 00:13:13,659 --> 00:13:18,619 Well, as Gabby and I discussed, Amy has certain limitations. 214 00:13:18,697 --> 00:13:20,927 - Her odds of winning are slim. - Vern! 215 00:13:21,834 --> 00:13:23,096 He is so competitive. 216 00:13:23,169 --> 00:13:25,865 I constantly have to remind him they're just kids. 217 00:13:27,006 --> 00:13:29,907 - When did you lose the joy? - Oh, I think you know. 218 00:13:29,975 --> 00:13:33,103 Wait, I'm confused. Are you dumping Amy? 219 00:13:33,179 --> 00:13:35,511 Of course not, Bill. 220 00:13:35,581 --> 00:13:36,946 Can I call you Bill? 221 00:13:37,950 --> 00:13:41,750 It's just, we feel that Amy would benefit from some private coaching. 222 00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:44,949 Maybe I could come to your house? Say, Friday, 5:00? 223 00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:50,160 Sure. Yeah, I guess. 224 00:13:50,229 --> 00:13:52,754 Great. It's a date. 225 00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:54,527 Maybe I should come too. 226 00:13:55,100 --> 00:13:58,228 After the harsh things you said about Amy, I don't think so. 227 00:13:58,304 --> 00:13:59,999 [giggles] 228 00:14:01,640 --> 00:14:05,098 I'm gonna need a good lawyer. And that may take a little research. 229 00:14:05,177 --> 00:14:07,702 And whoever takes my case will need a retainer. 230 00:14:07,780 --> 00:14:10,544 So if you don't mind, I promise I'll pay you back. 231 00:14:11,417 --> 00:14:14,853 - Oh, OK. - Make sure he knows about my wrench. 232 00:14:14,920 --> 00:14:18,913 Apparently, they tested it and found traces of this Monique's blood. 233 00:14:21,560 --> 00:14:23,721 What's wrong? 234 00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:28,633 I don't know if you've picked up on this, Mike, 235 00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:30,362 but I haven't been happy. 236 00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:36,035 - No, I didn't pick up on it. - I wanted to tell you this weeks ago. 237 00:14:36,108 --> 00:14:38,372 I wish that I had. I know you're gonna think 238 00:14:38,444 --> 00:14:41,038 I'm breaking up with you over the blood on the axe. 239 00:14:41,113 --> 00:14:43,411 - Wrench. - Whatever. 240 00:14:43,482 --> 00:14:45,712 But believe me, that's not it. 241 00:14:47,253 --> 00:14:48,720 It's just... 242 00:14:50,556 --> 00:14:52,387 ...we are moving too fast. 243 00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:55,850 What are you trying to say? 244 00:14:55,928 --> 00:14:59,261 Well, maybe we should just take a break. 245 00:14:59,331 --> 00:15:02,266 You know, date other people. 246 00:15:03,602 --> 00:15:06,901 You're telling me this on the day I'm put in a men's prison? 247 00:15:06,972 --> 00:15:09,907 Well, I said the timing was bad. 248 00:15:12,278 --> 00:15:15,805 I am sorry. I really am. 249 00:15:16,715 --> 00:15:20,048 I just can't do this. 250 00:15:37,503 --> 00:15:41,599 They told me somebody was coming, but I did not expect it to be you. 251 00:15:41,674 --> 00:15:43,904 Is Edie getting you a good lawyer? 252 00:15:43,976 --> 00:15:47,742 [scoffs] I doubt it. She dumped me today. 253 00:15:47,813 --> 00:15:51,840 - What? Why? - Well, I was arrested for murder. 254 00:15:52,451 --> 00:15:56,353 Still... it's tacky. 255 00:15:58,023 --> 00:16:02,517 Well, OK, then... I'll help get you out. 256 00:16:04,563 --> 00:16:05,860 What's your bail? 257 00:16:08,934 --> 00:16:10,094 A million dollars. 258 00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:13,666 Oh. [laughs] 259 00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:17,207 - You don't have to help me, Susan. - [buzzer] 260 00:16:19,111 --> 00:16:21,375 I want to. 261 00:16:23,482 --> 00:16:25,473 Are you gonna ask? 262 00:16:26,418 --> 00:16:27,646 What? 263 00:16:28,487 --> 00:16:30,455 If I killed that woman. 264 00:16:32,725 --> 00:16:34,852 I don't have to. I know you didn't. 265 00:16:38,063 --> 00:16:40,156 I wish I was that sure. 266 00:16:43,736 --> 00:16:45,363 I... 267 00:16:45,437 --> 00:16:50,465 I have these flashes where I see her face, so I must have known her. 268 00:16:50,542 --> 00:16:53,033 Maybe something happened. Maybe I got angry. 269 00:16:53,112 --> 00:16:57,378 There's an explanation for this, and we're gonna figure it out. 270 00:16:58,984 --> 00:17:00,474 Don't worry about a thing. 271 00:17:10,462 --> 00:17:13,659 Miss Gabrielle! When are you gonna come outside and watch me? 272 00:17:13,732 --> 00:17:15,067 Oh, the grass, honey and my allergies. Go ahead and practice. 273 00:17:15,067 --> 00:17:17,968 Oh, the grass, honey and my allergies. Go ahead and practice. 274 00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:19,868 I'll watch you from here. 275 00:17:21,740 --> 00:17:23,867 Are you sure I can't help with anything? 276 00:17:23,942 --> 00:17:26,103 No, I've been a single dad for a while now. 277 00:17:26,178 --> 00:17:28,373 - I got the dinner thing down. - Mmm. 278 00:17:28,447 --> 00:17:30,312 I've got the restaurant thing down. 279 00:17:30,382 --> 00:17:32,976 I can't bring myself to cook for one. 280 00:17:33,585 --> 00:17:35,610 Not that I ever cooked for two. 281 00:17:36,288 --> 00:17:39,587 Well, no restaurant tonight. You are having dinner with us. 282 00:17:39,658 --> 00:17:41,717 - That's sweet. - It's the least I can do 283 00:17:41,794 --> 00:17:43,421 to thank you for helping Amy. 284 00:17:43,495 --> 00:17:45,122 Oh, it's nothing. 285 00:17:48,767 --> 00:17:49,961 [sighs] 286 00:17:52,137 --> 00:17:54,469 Yeah, she's a special girl. 287 00:17:55,407 --> 00:18:00,174 So... how is it for you, being single again? 288 00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:03,612 Oh, honestly, um... 289 00:18:05,050 --> 00:18:06,244 ...I hate it. 290 00:18:06,318 --> 00:18:08,878 - It's like I've forgotten how to date. - Me too. 291 00:18:08,954 --> 00:18:11,616 I let a friend of mine talk me into speed-dating. 292 00:18:11,690 --> 00:18:14,591 - How was it? - I didn't even go in. 293 00:18:14,660 --> 00:18:17,458 I sat in this hotel lobby, watched all these lonely, 294 00:18:17,529 --> 00:18:22,228 desperate single people filing in, and then it hit me, I'm one of them. 295 00:18:23,368 --> 00:18:25,302 I know what you mean. 296 00:18:28,373 --> 00:18:31,570 Did you see that? It spun three times and then I caught it! 297 00:18:32,377 --> 00:18:35,505 - You didn't see. - Yeah, I'm sorry, sweetie. 298 00:18:35,581 --> 00:18:38,880 - I was distracting Gabrielle. - Oh, no, it's totally my fault. 299 00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:41,351 I'm sorry, sweetie. Go outside and do it again. 300 00:18:41,420 --> 00:18:43,945 I promise, this time we're gonna watch. 301 00:18:59,104 --> 00:19:01,732 - [knock, door opens] - Come in. 302 00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:06,236 Hey. Wow, those are gorgeous. 303 00:19:06,311 --> 00:19:09,838 Well, I figured you'd be too busy cooking to manage a centerpiece. 304 00:19:11,550 --> 00:19:16,419 Well, you may not be a good cook, but you're certainly a tidy one. 305 00:19:16,488 --> 00:19:18,422 Don't worry. Dinner's taken care of. 306 00:19:18,490 --> 00:19:22,688 We're having blanquette de veau and a Grand Marnier soufflé. 307 00:19:22,761 --> 00:19:24,456 That's very ambitious of you. 308 00:19:24,530 --> 00:19:28,967 - And when will Bree be done making it? - 5:30. 309 00:19:29,501 --> 00:19:31,799 But I am re-warming it all by myself. 310 00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:35,306 Oh, what's all this? 311 00:19:35,374 --> 00:19:39,276 - Mike was arrested for murder. - My God. 312 00:19:39,344 --> 00:19:41,608 I mean, of course he's totally innocent. 313 00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:43,477 I'm trying to help find a lawyer. 314 00:19:43,549 --> 00:19:46,677 Oh, shouldn't, um, shouldn't his girlfriend be doing that? 315 00:19:46,752 --> 00:19:50,449 - Yeah. Edie dumped him. - Hmm. 316 00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:53,180 [sighs] 317 00:19:53,258 --> 00:19:57,456 OK, I know how this looks, but I just feel bad. 318 00:19:58,430 --> 00:20:00,898 - He's just a friend now. - [exhales] 319 00:20:00,966 --> 00:20:03,799 Yes, yes, a friend you sat by for six months, 320 00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:06,064 hoping he'd wake up and ravish you again. 321 00:20:06,138 --> 00:20:09,938 You are the only one allowed to ravish me these days. 322 00:20:10,742 --> 00:20:12,733 So stop worrying. 323 00:20:18,183 --> 00:20:22,779 Orson, it's me again. Please call. We need to talk. 324 00:20:22,854 --> 00:20:25,823 You always do the chips. I think you're stealing money. 325 00:20:25,891 --> 00:20:28,485 - Well, I'll do the chips, you deal. - You got it. 326 00:20:30,829 --> 00:20:34,265 Why has it been so long since we played poker? I really need this. 327 00:20:34,333 --> 00:20:35,595 - Me too. - [door opens] 328 00:20:35,667 --> 00:20:39,728 There's nothing more relaxing than an afternoon of finger food and girl talk. 329 00:20:40,305 --> 00:20:42,398 - Hi, ladies. - Hey, how're ya doing? 330 00:20:43,542 --> 00:20:46,511 Did you tell the police you think Orson killed Monique? 331 00:20:46,578 --> 00:20:49,513 - What? - [Bree] No, I did not. 332 00:20:49,581 --> 00:20:52,072 - And I don't plan to. - But Mike is in jail. 333 00:20:52,150 --> 00:20:54,345 You said yourself you thought Orson did it. 334 00:20:54,419 --> 00:20:57,354 I said I had concerns, concerns that have disappeared 335 00:20:57,422 --> 00:20:59,219 now that Mike has been arrested. 336 00:20:59,291 --> 00:21:01,555 What? You think Mike is guilty? 337 00:21:01,627 --> 00:21:03,390 Why don't we start that girl talk? 338 00:21:03,462 --> 00:21:06,761 I'll get the ball rolling. Anybody have a yeast infection? 339 00:21:07,466 --> 00:21:11,095 They found Monique's blood on the wrench Mike was trying to dispose of. 340 00:21:11,169 --> 00:21:13,296 I mean, that hardly screams "innocence." 341 00:21:13,372 --> 00:21:17,069 Her teeth were pulled! You don't think that's worth telling the cops 342 00:21:17,142 --> 00:21:19,133 she was messing around with a dentist? 343 00:21:19,211 --> 00:21:21,076 He was slipping it to the dead chick? 344 00:21:21,146 --> 00:21:24,115 Mike is innocent. I know that in my heart. 345 00:21:24,182 --> 00:21:25,547 We all have convictions. 346 00:21:25,617 --> 00:21:27,881 Mike's last one was for manslaughter. 347 00:21:27,953 --> 00:21:30,854 OK, OK, we've all made some excellent points 348 00:21:30,922 --> 00:21:32,719 and blown off a little steam. 349 00:21:32,791 --> 00:21:35,419 Whoo, let's play some cards. 350 00:21:36,094 --> 00:21:39,586 If you're sure Orson is innocent, why don't we go through his things? 351 00:21:39,665 --> 00:21:42,099 - Where's his desk? - At his office. 352 00:21:42,167 --> 00:21:45,864 - What did you think you'd find there? - I don't know. A blackmail letter. 353 00:21:45,937 --> 00:21:48,997 - A necklace made of teeth. - We're not playing cards, are we? 354 00:21:49,074 --> 00:21:51,474 - Nope. - I'm certainly not playing with a woman 355 00:21:51,543 --> 00:21:54,774 willing to let Mike take the fall for her psycho husband. 356 00:21:54,846 --> 00:21:57,747 Well, I won't be cooking dinner for Ian's parents. 357 00:21:57,816 --> 00:22:00,546 - Fine. I'll cook myself. - Good. 358 00:22:00,619 --> 00:22:02,644 Let me know if there are any survivors. 359 00:22:02,721 --> 00:22:05,383 And if you take Orson back, you do the same. 360 00:22:08,560 --> 00:22:10,255 [sighs] 361 00:22:12,230 --> 00:22:14,164 [Bree] That was incredibly awkward. 362 00:22:14,232 --> 00:22:16,359 I'm sorry you both had to sit through it. 363 00:22:17,302 --> 00:22:19,668 Was it me? Was I out of line? 364 00:22:19,738 --> 00:22:22,832 - [Gabby] No way I'm taking sides. - [Lynette] This'll blow over. 365 00:22:22,908 --> 00:22:25,001 - You're right. - [Lynette] I hope so. 366 00:22:25,077 --> 00:22:27,671 Wait, you can't bet until you get all of your cards. 367 00:22:40,192 --> 00:22:43,093 - Come on in, you're just in time. - Thanks so much, Rita. 368 00:22:43,161 --> 00:22:47,120 I think it's such a good idea that we all get together and talk... 369 00:22:47,199 --> 00:22:49,690 - Wow. Wow. - [chattering] 370 00:22:49,768 --> 00:22:51,531 What is all this? 371 00:22:51,603 --> 00:22:54,538 We decided to stage a protest in front of Art's house. 372 00:22:55,407 --> 00:22:57,170 - A protest? - Mm-hmm. 373 00:22:57,242 --> 00:23:00,336 Rita, I want the word "pedophile" to really stand out. 374 00:23:00,412 --> 00:23:01,709 Do we have any glitter? 375 00:23:01,780 --> 00:23:04,248 Say "molester." It sounds scarier. 376 00:23:04,883 --> 00:23:06,214 I'm sorry. 377 00:23:06,284 --> 00:23:10,983 I thought we were all gonna talk about how to keep an eye on this guy. 378 00:23:11,056 --> 00:23:13,024 We're past talking. He's a menace. 379 00:23:13,091 --> 00:23:16,390 Well, that's what we think, but we don't exactly have proof. 380 00:23:16,461 --> 00:23:19,521 The Youth Center just fired him. How much proof do you need? 381 00:23:19,598 --> 00:23:23,830 But, see, the only reason they fired him is because people were gossiping. 382 00:23:23,902 --> 00:23:28,202 And the only reason they're gossiping is because of what I told Mrs. McCluskey. 383 00:23:28,273 --> 00:23:30,741 Yeah, and you told me to spread the word. 384 00:23:30,809 --> 00:23:34,210 So that people could watch their kids and be vigilant. 385 00:23:34,279 --> 00:23:37,043 So, you wanna wait until he molests one of our kids? 386 00:23:37,115 --> 00:23:39,777 - Whose side are you on? - [Mrs. McCluskey] Knock it off. 387 00:23:39,851 --> 00:23:41,876 Remember, if it weren't for Lynette, 388 00:23:41,953 --> 00:23:45,354 we never would've found out about this creep. 389 00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:47,255 She's our hero. 390 00:23:58,837 --> 00:24:00,168 [door closes] 391 00:24:13,285 --> 00:24:14,650 [door rattles] 392 00:24:15,020 --> 00:24:17,682 [door opens, footsteps] 393 00:24:41,346 --> 00:24:43,177 [TV announcer]... 42-yard line. 394 00:24:43,248 --> 00:24:47,184 The give to Harris, who is hit immediately and dropped for a loss. 395 00:24:51,790 --> 00:24:54,315 - [Amy] Bye, Daddy. - [Bill] See you. Have fun. 396 00:24:54,926 --> 00:25:00,193 So I was thinking, you wanna grab a coffee or something after class? 397 00:25:00,265 --> 00:25:03,530 I'd love to grab a cup of coffee... or something. 398 00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:12,574 [sighs] Amy, you are so lucky to have such a nice dad. 399 00:25:13,411 --> 00:25:14,810 Yeah, I know. 400 00:25:16,114 --> 00:25:19,277 - Leave him alone. - Excuse me? 401 00:25:19,351 --> 00:25:22,218 You heard me. I don't want you dating him. 402 00:25:25,123 --> 00:25:27,148 Oh, sweetheart. 403 00:25:28,260 --> 00:25:30,353 I have a feeling I know what this is about. 404 00:25:30,428 --> 00:25:32,862 - No, you don't. - I think I do. 405 00:25:32,931 --> 00:25:34,455 You miss your mommy. 406 00:25:34,533 --> 00:25:37,969 And it feels funny seeing your daddy be nice to somebody else. 407 00:25:38,036 --> 00:25:41,665 But believe me, I'm not trying to replace your mom. 408 00:25:43,074 --> 00:25:45,133 Well, I am. 409 00:25:45,210 --> 00:25:47,110 And I have someone all picked out. 410 00:25:48,046 --> 00:25:49,308 What? 411 00:25:49,381 --> 00:25:52,111 I want my dad to marry Sherri's mom. 412 00:25:53,952 --> 00:25:55,146 Sherri from class? 413 00:25:55,220 --> 00:25:57,415 We're best friends. We have it all planned. 414 00:25:57,489 --> 00:26:01,016 Our parents are gonna get married, and then we'll be real sisters. 415 00:26:01,092 --> 00:26:03,026 And your dad? You care what he wants? 416 00:26:03,094 --> 00:26:04,994 My mom died. 417 00:26:05,063 --> 00:26:07,691 All my dad wants is for me to be happy. 418 00:26:09,167 --> 00:26:12,728 Now, get in there and teach me how to work the runway. 419 00:26:12,804 --> 00:26:15,466 That's what we're paying you for, right? 420 00:26:20,912 --> 00:26:24,473 [TV]... fights his way to the 25 for another first down, 421 00:26:24,549 --> 00:26:26,312 and that should just about do it. 422 00:26:26,384 --> 00:26:28,787 I tell you, with 1:12 left on the clock with no timeouts remaining... 423 00:26:28,787 --> 00:26:30,220 I tell you, with 1:12 left on the clock with no timeouts remaining... 424 00:26:34,459 --> 00:26:36,086 [gasps] 425 00:26:48,773 --> 00:26:51,606 - [door creaks] - [water running] 426 00:26:55,914 --> 00:26:56,972 [Bree] Orson? 427 00:27:00,151 --> 00:27:02,244 - Bree? - Orson. 428 00:27:03,288 --> 00:27:05,518 Why haven't you returned any of my calls? 429 00:27:06,491 --> 00:27:09,255 I was afraid you were calling to ask me for a divorce. 430 00:27:09,327 --> 00:27:12,125 [sighs] No, I wasn't. 431 00:27:13,164 --> 00:27:16,327 They arrested Mike for the murder of Monique Polier. 432 00:27:16,401 --> 00:27:17,425 They did? 433 00:27:17,502 --> 00:27:20,562 [Bree] The other night you wanted a chance to explain. 434 00:27:20,639 --> 00:27:23,005 Well, here it is, and I want it all. 435 00:27:23,074 --> 00:27:27,010 If I find that you've left anything out, then I will ask for that divorce. 436 00:27:28,613 --> 00:27:30,171 OK. 437 00:27:49,534 --> 00:27:51,502 You're working so hard, Sherri. 438 00:27:51,569 --> 00:27:53,867 You must really want to win this pageant. 439 00:27:53,938 --> 00:27:56,634 - More than anything. - Aww. 440 00:27:56,708 --> 00:27:59,040 Well, I think dedication should be rewarded. 441 00:27:59,110 --> 00:28:01,874 - So I have a little surprise for you. - What is it? 442 00:28:01,946 --> 00:28:05,177 You know how the pageant starts with a big opening number? 443 00:28:05,250 --> 00:28:07,582 All the contestants are gonna dance in pairs. 444 00:28:07,652 --> 00:28:11,850 And I've arranged for you to dance with your best friend, Amy! 445 00:28:15,660 --> 00:28:18,823 - What's wrong, sweetie? - Well... 446 00:28:19,597 --> 00:28:21,360 ...Amy sucks. 447 00:28:24,202 --> 00:28:28,036 Well, I thought you two were practically sisters. 448 00:28:28,106 --> 00:28:30,939 We are. But she still sucks. 449 00:28:31,009 --> 00:28:34,172 And first impressions are everything. You said so yourself. 450 00:28:34,245 --> 00:28:37,476 - Well, that's true. - And this is the opening number. 451 00:28:37,549 --> 00:28:39,881 If the judges see me tripping over that klutz, 452 00:28:39,951 --> 00:28:41,441 there's no way I'm gonna win. 453 00:28:42,153 --> 00:28:45,919 That's a good point. Now I wish I hadn't told Amy. 454 00:28:45,990 --> 00:28:50,359 - You already told her? - She was so excited. 455 00:28:53,131 --> 00:28:54,894 Well, she's your best friend. 456 00:28:54,966 --> 00:28:58,333 Why don't you just tell her the truth? She'll understand. 457 00:28:58,403 --> 00:29:00,030 What if she doesn't? 458 00:29:00,972 --> 00:29:03,736 Well, friends come and go, 459 00:29:04,576 --> 00:29:07,409 but a crown is forever. 460 00:29:11,182 --> 00:29:13,173 I never loved Alma. 461 00:29:14,052 --> 00:29:18,751 My mother pushed us together, and I was stupid enough to get her pregnant. 462 00:29:19,424 --> 00:29:21,051 You had a child? 463 00:29:22,060 --> 00:29:24,620 Alma miscarried a month after the wedding. 464 00:29:25,764 --> 00:29:28,756 - I was trapped. - Well, you could have left her. 465 00:29:28,833 --> 00:29:32,894 [Orson] Mother wouldn't hear of it. Divorce is a sin. 466 00:29:35,340 --> 00:29:37,103 So I stayed in the marriage, 467 00:29:37,909 --> 00:29:41,401 hoping I would come to feel what I was supposed to. 468 00:29:42,313 --> 00:29:43,439 I never did. 469 00:29:43,515 --> 00:29:46,951 So I resigned myself to a life without love. 470 00:29:48,186 --> 00:29:49,744 And then I met Monique. 471 00:29:52,390 --> 00:29:55,257 It was wrong. I didn't care. 472 00:29:56,494 --> 00:30:00,624 I loved her more than I've loved anyone... until you. 473 00:30:01,499 --> 00:30:03,433 So why couldn't you tell me this? 474 00:30:04,369 --> 00:30:08,396 Because you told me about Rex, how he cheated on you, how hurt you were. 475 00:30:08,473 --> 00:30:11,601 Bree, I needed you to feel safe with me. 476 00:30:26,524 --> 00:30:29,584 So you stayed in a loveless marriage because of your mother? 477 00:30:29,661 --> 00:30:31,754 I know how it sounds. 478 00:30:32,597 --> 00:30:36,226 But after my father died, she was all I had. 479 00:30:36,868 --> 00:30:39,735 His death caused me to suffer in a way that... 480 00:30:45,577 --> 00:30:47,909 I would have done anything for her. 481 00:30:54,686 --> 00:30:59,385 She saw that weakness and she ran with it. 482 00:31:04,729 --> 00:31:07,721 You've got no idea how manipulative she can be. 483 00:31:09,033 --> 00:31:10,933 She ruins lives. 484 00:31:14,072 --> 00:31:16,063 I've told you everything. 485 00:31:17,141 --> 00:31:18,369 What happens now? 486 00:31:19,878 --> 00:31:21,140 Well, 487 00:31:21,913 --> 00:31:24,575 first you pack up your things and come home, 488 00:31:26,050 --> 00:31:30,755 and then we toss your mother out on her evil ass. 489 00:31:31,723 --> 00:31:33,554 God, I love you. 490 00:31:54,946 --> 00:31:58,382 Hi! I'm so sorry I'm late! Where are your folks? 491 00:31:58,449 --> 00:32:01,577 They're not coming. Their plane was snowed in at O'Hare. 492 00:32:01,653 --> 00:32:04,144 Oh, well, that's too bad. 493 00:32:04,222 --> 00:32:06,986 Well, no harm done, then, huh? 494 00:32:07,058 --> 00:32:10,186 - You're 40 minutes late. - But they're not here. 495 00:32:10,261 --> 00:32:12,729 You didn't know that. And where's dinner? 496 00:32:13,398 --> 00:32:16,993 Bree and I sort of had a fight, um... 497 00:32:17,068 --> 00:32:21,061 Look, I'm awfully sorry that I'm late. I had an emergency. 498 00:32:21,139 --> 00:32:24,233 Did this emergency have anything to do with Mike? 499 00:32:30,548 --> 00:32:32,539 I'm pretty sure that Bree's husband 500 00:32:32,617 --> 00:32:35,916 murdered the woman the cops think Mike killed. 501 00:32:35,987 --> 00:32:39,650 - I went to his office... - Oh, for God's sake, Susan. 502 00:32:39,724 --> 00:32:41,248 I found evidence. Look. 503 00:32:42,060 --> 00:32:46,190 Orson was committed to a mental institution for over a year. 504 00:32:46,264 --> 00:32:48,164 Doesn't that suggest he's some...? 505 00:32:48,232 --> 00:32:49,631 I don't care! 506 00:32:51,035 --> 00:32:54,436 Tonight meant a great deal to me, and you blew it off. 507 00:32:55,073 --> 00:32:56,631 I said I was sorry, Ian. 508 00:33:02,613 --> 00:33:05,343 I have to help Mike. I'm all he's got. 509 00:33:06,584 --> 00:33:08,108 Actually, you're wrong. 510 00:33:08,186 --> 00:33:11,280 - He's got me. - What? 511 00:33:11,356 --> 00:33:14,291 Tomorrow I'll hire the best lawyer in town to defend him, 512 00:33:14,359 --> 00:33:16,384 and I'll pay every cent of his bill. 513 00:33:17,829 --> 00:33:22,163 - You would do that for Mike? - Yes. On one condition. 514 00:33:26,671 --> 00:33:28,696 You can't see him anymore. 515 00:33:30,041 --> 00:33:31,303 Why? 516 00:33:31,376 --> 00:33:34,504 If you start visiting him, he'll fall in love with you again. 517 00:33:34,579 --> 00:33:37,912 Then you'll have to decide whose heart to break, his or mine. 518 00:33:40,485 --> 00:33:43,579 As jealous ultimatums go, that's very flattering. 519 00:33:43,654 --> 00:33:47,556 But I don't think that's necessary. Mike and I are done. 520 00:33:47,625 --> 00:33:51,083 Then you should have no problem accepting my generous offer. 521 00:33:52,430 --> 00:33:54,625 You would get him the best lawyer in town? 522 00:33:54,699 --> 00:33:57,259 An absolute piranha. 523 00:33:57,769 --> 00:33:59,202 Do we have a deal? 524 00:34:02,974 --> 00:34:04,373 Well, OK then. 525 00:34:13,051 --> 00:34:15,178 You know, Mike barely remembers me. 526 00:34:16,521 --> 00:34:19,547 What makes you so sure he would fall in love with me again? 527 00:34:20,158 --> 00:34:21,648 [scoffs] 528 00:34:21,726 --> 00:34:24,490 What a perfectly asinine question. 529 00:34:25,196 --> 00:34:26,595 How could he not? 530 00:34:31,302 --> 00:34:33,600 [crowd shouting] 531 00:34:39,777 --> 00:34:42,905 God, I was only in the house 15 minutes. 532 00:34:42,980 --> 00:34:45,505 - Are there more of them now? - Yep. 533 00:34:45,583 --> 00:34:48,177 [man] We don't want you in our neighborhood! 534 00:34:48,820 --> 00:34:50,811 Go ahead, say it. I know you want to. 535 00:34:50,888 --> 00:34:53,948 This is all your fault. You should have listened to me. 536 00:34:54,025 --> 00:34:55,219 I know. 537 00:34:56,160 --> 00:34:59,857 But be fair, there is no way I could have anticipated this. 538 00:34:59,931 --> 00:35:02,297 You tell people Frankenstein's on the loose, 539 00:35:02,366 --> 00:35:05,426 then you're surprised to see torch-wielding villagers? 540 00:35:05,503 --> 00:35:06,800 Honey. 541 00:35:08,005 --> 00:35:11,270 I'm putting the kids to bed early. I don't want them to see this. 542 00:35:11,342 --> 00:35:12,934 [sirens] 543 00:35:13,010 --> 00:35:15,410 Is that an ambulance? 544 00:35:17,615 --> 00:35:19,708 [Amy] I can't believe you're doing this! 545 00:35:19,784 --> 00:35:22,048 Amy, don't you want me to have a chance? 546 00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:24,782 God, I hate you! I hate you! 547 00:35:27,258 --> 00:35:29,317 Don't ever talk to me again! 548 00:35:32,430 --> 00:35:34,295 Hi, Bill? 549 00:35:34,365 --> 00:35:37,425 I was wondering, do you have plans Saturday night? 550 00:35:38,736 --> 00:35:41,261 [chattering] 551 00:35:44,609 --> 00:35:48,204 - Can you tell me what happened here? - Ma'am, I need you to step back. 552 00:35:48,279 --> 00:35:50,839 - OK. - We're bringing in a female, late 30s. 553 00:35:50,915 --> 00:35:53,475 Get a crash cart ready. She's in cardiac arrest. 554 00:36:03,861 --> 00:36:05,294 [crowd] There he is! 555 00:36:08,933 --> 00:36:11,834 [crowd shouting] 556 00:36:13,504 --> 00:36:14,994 [man] Stay out of here! 557 00:36:15,072 --> 00:36:17,006 Stop it! Stop it! 558 00:36:17,074 --> 00:36:20,874 You can't do this to people. Have you all lost your minds? 559 00:36:20,945 --> 00:36:23,345 Excuse us for wanting to feel safe in our homes. 560 00:36:23,414 --> 00:36:25,507 That's my home, and I don't feel safe now. 561 00:36:25,583 --> 00:36:29,644 Please, please, all of you, just leave this street. Please! 562 00:36:29,720 --> 00:36:31,381 I beg of you, go! 563 00:36:31,455 --> 00:36:33,548 Just get off my street! 564 00:36:33,624 --> 00:36:34,818 Please! Wait! 565 00:36:34,892 --> 00:36:36,120 Wait, Art! Wait! 566 00:36:36,194 --> 00:36:38,754 [crowd shouting] 567 00:36:41,499 --> 00:36:42,989 I'm sorry. 568 00:36:43,067 --> 00:36:45,558 [siren] 569 00:37:00,551 --> 00:37:02,416 [Orson sighs] 570 00:37:02,887 --> 00:37:04,855 You're an idiot to take him back. 571 00:37:05,556 --> 00:37:07,854 I am no longer interested in your opinion. 572 00:37:07,925 --> 00:37:11,258 - I thought I made that clear. - Where are you sending me? 573 00:37:11,329 --> 00:37:14,787 Oh, we've rented you a condo in a lovely retirement community. 574 00:37:14,865 --> 00:37:16,492 It's our Christmas gift to you. 575 00:37:16,567 --> 00:37:18,467 So you're exiling me? 576 00:37:18,536 --> 00:37:20,970 Cutting me off from my new grandchildren? 577 00:37:21,038 --> 00:37:22,869 That's our gift to them. 578 00:37:29,247 --> 00:37:31,511 You think you can be rid of me that easily? 579 00:37:31,582 --> 00:37:34,016 It's over, Mother. I told her everything. 580 00:37:34,085 --> 00:37:37,646 Oh, I doubt that very much. 581 00:37:37,722 --> 00:37:41,055 - You still have secrets, my boy. - So do you, Mother. 582 00:37:41,726 --> 00:37:45,218 And if you want them kept, you'll keep mine. 583 00:37:57,708 --> 00:37:59,699 It's me. I have some bad news. 584 00:37:59,777 --> 00:38:01,369 She's taking him back. 585 00:38:02,346 --> 00:38:05,838 Meet me on the corner in an hour. We need to deal with this. 586 00:38:16,594 --> 00:38:19,324 I heard about Rebecca on the news. 587 00:38:20,865 --> 00:38:23,299 If there's anything I can do 588 00:38:23,367 --> 00:38:26,495 to help with funeral arrangements 589 00:38:26,570 --> 00:38:30,529 or help you call relatives... 590 00:38:31,575 --> 00:38:32,872 Wow. 591 00:38:34,512 --> 00:38:36,912 You must be feeling really guilty. 592 00:38:36,981 --> 00:38:38,676 Oh. 593 00:38:38,749 --> 00:38:44,415 Of course. I feel just terrible. 594 00:38:44,488 --> 00:38:48,857 If you knew... if you could just know how sorry I am. 595 00:38:59,537 --> 00:39:00,970 Hey! 596 00:39:02,239 --> 00:39:07,734 You know, in a weird way... I should thank you. 597 00:39:10,848 --> 00:39:15,717 My sister was a really wonderful person. 598 00:39:18,389 --> 00:39:21,017 She always saw the best in me. 599 00:39:23,260 --> 00:39:25,956 But there were things she couldn't see. 600 00:39:27,531 --> 00:39:30,261 Or chose not to... God love her. 601 00:39:35,740 --> 00:39:37,901 - What do you mean? - I think you know. 602 00:39:39,710 --> 00:39:42,975 See, I always knew that I had to take care of Rebecca. 603 00:39:43,047 --> 00:39:47,143 So I could never let myself slip 604 00:39:47,218 --> 00:39:50,119 and do something that would hurt her. 605 00:39:50,187 --> 00:39:52,087 But now... 606 00:39:52,156 --> 00:39:54,624 [exhales deeply] 607 00:39:55,159 --> 00:39:56,421 ...I'm free. 608 00:39:58,796 --> 00:40:00,855 And all because of you. 609 00:40:09,240 --> 00:40:13,768 - You can't stay here. - Oh, don't worry. I'm already packed. 610 00:40:15,479 --> 00:40:18,880 - Where are you going? - Why? You gonna write? 611 00:40:23,654 --> 00:40:26,623 Well... [sniffs] 612 00:40:26,690 --> 00:40:28,123 ...goodbye, Lynette. 613 00:40:31,529 --> 00:40:35,329 You take care of that beautiful family of yours. 614 00:40:42,206 --> 00:40:43,901 [groans] 615 00:40:49,113 --> 00:40:50,740 [pants] 616 00:40:59,390 --> 00:41:00,823 [door closes] 617 00:41:08,799 --> 00:41:12,633 [Mary Alice] There is a reason people can't wait for Christmas, 618 00:41:15,139 --> 00:41:18,768 and it has little to do with family reunions. 619 00:41:22,046 --> 00:41:25,379 Or curling up with a cup of eggnog. 620 00:41:31,121 --> 00:41:35,558 Or that unexpected kiss beneath the mistletoe. 621 00:41:39,497 --> 00:41:43,661 Or receiving a present from that special someone. 622 00:41:51,909 --> 00:41:55,606 No, people look forward to Christmas 623 00:41:56,714 --> 00:42:00,650 because they know it's a time... 624 00:42:02,820 --> 00:42:04,720 ... for miracles. 625 00:42:04,788 --> 00:42:06,722 Hello, Alma. 626 00:42:06,790 --> 00:42:10,851 Don't just stand there. Tell me everything.