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[ Knock on door ]
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Oh, it's open.
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Who's ready
to kick some butt?
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Aah! Take off your shoes.
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No way.
The last time i did that,
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I almost broke a toe
on an old froot loop
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That was stuck
to your floor.
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That was before i sprang
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For a new area rug!
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All right!
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[ Laughs ]
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No macaroni...
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No tiny lego.
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My foot feels so free.
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[ Both laugh ]
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Okay, let me get my racket,
and we'll be on our way.
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Okay.
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Oh, there's so much stuff
in here.
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Oh, um...[ sighs ]
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Oh, is that bo's?
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No, i collect bassinets.
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Very funny.
Now, hurry up.
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Angie and summer
are in my car,
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And they're eating all
my "sitting in traffic" food.
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And i want to get down there
before they find the licorice.
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Aha!
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Here she is!
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I am coming to play doubles,
and i'm bringing hell with me.
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Yeah, hell from the '20s.
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This is a classic.
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It's a fossil.
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Who cares how you play
when you look like this?
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I do. I'm your partner.
And loser buys lunch.
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And we're up against
drinky and eaty, so come on.
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Okay, give me a minute.
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I have to wait for paula.
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She's picking up
kevin's birth certificate.
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Why do you have it?
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Because
i'm the organized one.
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Clearly.
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It's just one piece of paper.
I'll give it to her, i'm done.
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[ Knock on door ]
it's open. Come in.
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Hi!
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Oh, hi, paula. Do you remember
my friend celia?
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Hello, paula. Oh.
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[ Dully ] hello, paula.
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So...[chuckles]
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...what are you two
up to today?
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Um...
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I-I don't know. What do you
feel like doing, celia?
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Let's play it by ear.
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Hmm.
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Thank you for getting
kevin's birth certificate.
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The hospital wanted
all the paperwork in order.
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This is a beautiful bassinet.
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Thanks.
It was my son's.
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I always thought
i'd get to use it again.
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You could put it
on the front of a bike.
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No, you couldn't.
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Uh, let me get
the birth certificate.
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Hey, sherri...
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You know, it might be nice
to lend paula bo's bassinet.
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Are you kidding?
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I already lent her
bo's father.
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Well, i mean, look at her.
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She just looks
so helpless and lost.
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In a "totally did you wrong"
kind of way.
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Excuse me, sherri?
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Oh, just hang on.
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I do the nice thing
most of the time.
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Some of the time.
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Once in a while.
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Not this time.
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Uh, sherri...
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Oh, hang on.
[ Laughs ]
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Just the fact
that she's in my apartment
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Shows you
how far i've come.
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I hate to be a bother.
What?!
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I think my water broke.
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Oh, my god!
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On my new carpet?!
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What is it with this girl?!
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She is always
wrecking my home!
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Come on.
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♪ la, la, la, la
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♪ la, la, la, la
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We're at the hospital now,
kevin.
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No, this really
isn't my job.
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Okay, just get here
when you can.
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Oh, kevin's coming from yonkers.
He's on his way.
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I'm proud of you for
not bringing up the carpet.
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Oh, i'm bringing up
the carpet.
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He's paying for that.
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I got half a mind to make him
stop at the atm on the way.
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Thank you guys so much.
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Oh, it's fine. So, your mother's
gonna be here soon, right?
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She should be.
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I just updated my facebook
status to "baby coming now."
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You two seem to have
a nice relationship.
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Yeah.
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The internet's
been really good for us.
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We should
probably stay, right?
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Absolutely.
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Damn it.
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So, i'll tell the girls to circle
around the block one more time.
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Oh, if you have to go,
that's fine. I'm okay here.
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It's really not so bad yet.
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O-O-O-Ooh!
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Ohh!
[ Exhales deeply ]
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I'll just tell them
to park.
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Ohh! Oh, my god.
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This is really happening.
Sherri, i'm scared.
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Don't worry.
I'll stay for as long...
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There she is.
Hi, mom.
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I was doodling on facebook,
figuring out which beatle i was,
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When up popped your message.
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I was george, by the way.
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Nurse, do you know if they have
wifi in the rooms?
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Uh...
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Mom, she's not a nurse.
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Oh. Friend?
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Um...
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Oh, you've got that look on
your face that you used to get
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When i would catch you
eating play-Doh.
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And i'll say the same thing
i said then...
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Spit it out.
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Sherri is kevin's wife.
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Was. We split up.
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There were issues
in the marriage.
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Sherri was nice enough
to bring me here.
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And so i'm going to leave you two
alone to share this experience.
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Congratulations.
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Ha ha!
And i'm off to play tennis.
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Good for you.
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Big fan
of the williams sisters.
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Mother!
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What? I'm just trying
to be friendly.
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Sherri, margo.
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May i ask you a question?
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Is it about jazz
or anything?
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[ Laughing ] no.
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I'm just marveling
at how modern you are.
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I mean, the ex-Wife palling
around with the ex-Girlfriend.
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Mother.
It's so hollywood.
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Well, actually,
it's not so hollywood.
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I'm not the ex-Wife yet.
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I'm sorry. What?
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Kevin and i are separated,
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But we're still
technically married.
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Oh.
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So let's take a moment to
organize our thoughts, shall we?
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Kevin was married to you...
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When he did that to you.
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And now we're organized.
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So not only is my daughter
pregnant out of wedlock,
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But she's also
a homewrecker.
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Not now, mom.
I'm in enough pain.
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[ Cellphone rings ]
oh, there's your father.
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I didn't want to disturb him
on his hunting trip,
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So i thought i'd spare him
this joyous news.
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[ Beeping ]
oh, picture mail.
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Looks like we're having
wild boar again this winter.
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Ohh. Uh...
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Well, you two have each other,
and there's food coming.
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Well, i was prepared
for moderate shame,
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But what i got
was total shame.
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Whoa, whoa. Take it easy.
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She's having a baby.
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I'm sorry.
This is a family matter.
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Well, since you mention it,
i am family.
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This baby's going to be
a brother or sister to my son.
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You have a child?
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She has a child.
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Nurse: okay.
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Your birthing room is ready.
Who's going with you?
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I am.
No, not you.
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I want sherri.
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So, now what do we do?
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We sit here
and we support our friend
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Who's going through
a very trying experience.
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And then we play tennis?
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I'll reschedule
our court time.
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Okay, what do we think?
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Uh, water broke,
first baby...
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Under 25, carrying low.
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Yeah, i'll give her
three hours.
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How do you know that?
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I have an app.
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Look, sherri only has to be here
until kevin shows up, okay?
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Where is he coming from?
Yonkers.
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Okay, when did he leave and
is he driving or taking a train?
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Put that thing away!
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Excuse me.
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Is there any word
on my daughter, paula morgan?
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Oh, you must be
paula's mother.
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Hi, i'm celia.
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This is angie and summer.
We're sherri's friends.
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I've met enough
new people today.
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So, this is your
first grandchild?
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Congratulations.
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Yes.
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Grandma's little bastard.
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[ Breathing heavily ]
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Oh, my god!
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This is so hard!
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You're doing great.
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Take it easy.
Just breathe.
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Here are some ice chips.
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Thank you.
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I love that you're being
so nice to me,
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'Cause it makes me
feel better.
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But i hate that you're being
so nice to me,
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'Cause it makes me
feel worse.
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I know what you mean.
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I'm feeding ice chips to the
woman who broke up my marriage.
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It's not exactly
the revenge fantasy
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I've been playing
in my head.
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What's your
revenge fantasy?
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Oh, it's a good one.
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I wait for you to fall in love,
and on your wedding day,
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The man
that you're about to marry
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Suddenly sees me
and announces,
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"I can't possibly
marry this woman
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Because i've fallen in love
with sherri."
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I leave with the groom,
the cake,
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And a couple of presents.
227
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Well, i like that
you're at my wedding.
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Ooh! Ooh! Ohh!
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This is gonna get worse,
isn't it?
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You want me to sugarcoat it
or tell you the truth?
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Truth.
This is nothin'!
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If this baby's head
is as big as my son's,
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You're gonna think
you're giving birth
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To a volkswagen
with the doors open.
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Sugarcoat it, sugarcoat it!
I want the sugarcoating!
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Okay, all right.
Okay, maybe this will help.
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No matter how big
the baby's head is,
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There's a woman
in the ukraine
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Who gave birth
to a 19-Pound baby.
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The kid came out,
drove them both home.
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Ice chips?
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Okay.
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Oh, double blue. I am going
to gum drop mountain.
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[ Laughing ] oh, yes!
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That is your third double blue
in a row.
246
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What are you insinuating?
247
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You're cheating at
"candy land." Mm-Hmm.
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How dare you!
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I quit!
[ Gasps ]
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[ Chuckles nervously ]
fine. Let's start again.
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Let's not. Let's play something
you can't cheat at.
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Thumb wrestling
or a stare contest.
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Oh, i know...
kill the snitch.
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Oh, yeah, it's not
what you think it is.
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You need
dominoes and dice...
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And a snitch...
257
00:10:35,002 --> 00:10:37,098
And a knife.
258
00:10:37,133 --> 00:10:40,566
Maybe it is
what you think it is.
259
00:10:40,601 --> 00:10:43,232
Excuse me.
I'm looking for paula morgan.
260
00:10:43,267 --> 00:10:46,000
Oh, good, kevin's here. We can
still make our court time.
261
00:10:46,035 --> 00:10:48,299
Well, there's our host,
262
00:10:48,334 --> 00:10:51,334
The man who brought us
all together.
263
00:10:53,467 --> 00:10:55,032
Hello, margo.
264
00:10:55,067 --> 00:10:56,600
I'm surprised
to see you here.
265
00:10:56,635 --> 00:10:58,098
Why? I'm the baby's father.
266
00:10:58,133 --> 00:11:00,334
I was surprised
about that, too.
267
00:11:02,267 --> 00:11:03,734
Why aren't you with paula?
268
00:11:03,769 --> 00:11:04,933
She's with your wife.
269
00:11:04,968 --> 00:11:08,267
When were you going to mention
that you were married?
270
00:11:08,302 --> 00:11:09,432
To you?
271
00:11:09,467 --> 00:11:12,167
In a perfect world...never.
272
00:11:13,868 --> 00:11:16,384
So, you bailed
on your first family.
273
00:11:16,419 --> 00:11:18,510
When are you gonna
bail on this one?
274
00:11:18,545 --> 00:11:20,422
Look, let's get
one thing straight.
275
00:11:20,457 --> 00:11:22,179
I did not bail
on my first family,
276
00:11:22,214 --> 00:11:23,866
And i'm not bailing
on this one.
277
00:11:23,901 --> 00:11:26,300
I am the father, and this baby
is going to know it.
278
00:11:26,335 --> 00:11:28,632
[ Chuckles ]
279
00:11:28,667 --> 00:11:30,466
This baby
is going to think
280
00:11:30,501 --> 00:11:32,566
His father
is a famous astronaut
281
00:11:32,601 --> 00:11:37,067
Who was lost on a heroic
but tragic spacewalk.
282
00:11:38,734 --> 00:11:40,432
Oh, kevin,
thank god you're here.
283
00:11:40,467 --> 00:11:42,734
Would you go in there and
let her scream at you now?
284
00:11:42,769 --> 00:11:43,701
Gladly.
285
00:11:45,100 --> 00:11:47,434
She's in a lot of pain. I think
somebody should check on her.
286
00:11:49,234 --> 00:11:50,499
On top of all that...
287
00:11:50,534 --> 00:11:52,265
She's mourning the loss
of her husband,
288
00:11:52,300 --> 00:11:57,033
Who as we speak is drifting
slowly off into space.
289
00:12:01,267 --> 00:12:02,432
Okay, kevin is here.
290
00:12:02,467 --> 00:12:04,701
The doctor will be here
in any minute. I'm taking off.
291
00:12:04,736 --> 00:12:07,352
No, no. Sherri.
Please don't go. I need you.
292
00:12:07,387 --> 00:12:09,968
Hey, don't worry, don't worry.
I'm here.
293
00:12:10,003 --> 00:12:11,067
I hate you!
294
00:12:12,400 --> 00:12:14,767
You're the one
who did this to me!
295
00:12:14,802 --> 00:12:16,933
That takes me back.
296
00:12:16,968 --> 00:12:19,067
I remember
when you said that to me.
297
00:12:19,102 --> 00:12:21,767
Yeah, it was just last week.
298
00:12:25,400 --> 00:12:28,067
I meant
when you were having bo.
299
00:12:28,102 --> 00:12:29,766
That feels good.
300
00:12:29,801 --> 00:12:31,432
You haven't
lost your touch.
301
00:12:31,467 --> 00:12:33,432
You still got a way
with a washcloth.
302
00:12:33,467 --> 00:12:35,434
It was all i could do to
keep you from yelling at me...
303
00:12:35,469 --> 00:12:36,666
And throwing jell-O.
304
00:12:36,701 --> 00:12:38,734
[ Laughs ]
and remember you felt faint
305
00:12:38,769 --> 00:12:40,984
And we had to give you
those ice chips?
306
00:12:41,019 --> 00:12:43,200
Then bo came out
with a full head of hair.
307
00:12:43,235 --> 00:12:45,232
[ Both laugh ]
308
00:12:45,267 --> 00:12:48,467
And then the nurse said,
"congratulations. It's a mop."
309
00:12:48,502 --> 00:12:50,534
[ Both laugh ]
310
00:12:55,767 --> 00:12:57,583
I hate to interrupt.
311
00:12:57,618 --> 00:12:59,400
It's fascinating.
312
00:12:59,435 --> 00:13:00,965
Ice chip.
313
00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:02,632
Oh. I'm sorry.
Here you go.
314
00:13:02,667 --> 00:13:05,801
Hey, everyone. I'm dr. Fleming.
I'm the obstetrician on call.
315
00:13:05,836 --> 00:13:07,801
Oh, great.
The doctor's here, kevin's here.
316
00:13:07,836 --> 00:13:09,132
You don't need me.
317
00:13:09,167 --> 00:13:12,067
Take lots of pictures and as
many painkillers as you can get.
318
00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:15,167
So, how we doing?
319
00:13:15,202 --> 00:13:16,766
[ Screams ]
320
00:13:16,801 --> 00:13:18,167
We could use some drugs.
321
00:13:18,202 --> 00:13:19,334
Hey, who couldn't?
322
00:13:20,701 --> 00:13:22,065
That's a little
medical humor.
323
00:13:22,100 --> 00:13:24,834
How's my delivery, huh?
'Cause i'm also an obstetrician.
324
00:13:24,869 --> 00:13:27,501
See that? See what i did there?
You like that?
325
00:13:27,536 --> 00:13:29,833
[ Monitor beeping ]
326
00:13:29,868 --> 00:13:31,701
Huh. Wait a minute.
What do we have here?
327
00:13:31,736 --> 00:13:33,000
Is everything okay?
328
00:13:35,267 --> 00:13:38,033
Everything's gonna
be just fine.
329
00:13:50,434 --> 00:13:51,901
All right, let's go.
330
00:13:51,936 --> 00:13:53,532
Oh.
331
00:13:53,567 --> 00:13:55,684
Sherri, can i just say
one thing to you?
332
00:13:55,719 --> 00:13:57,776
Can you shout it as i walk
towards the exit?
333
00:13:57,811 --> 00:13:59,834
Well, i'm really sorry
about the trouble
334
00:13:59,869 --> 00:14:01,334
My daughter
has caused you.
335
00:14:01,369 --> 00:14:03,599
Thank you.
336
00:14:03,634 --> 00:14:06,000
And now she's having
this baby, and...
337
00:14:06,035 --> 00:14:07,866
I'll probably end up
raising it.
338
00:14:07,901 --> 00:14:11,834
I just want to know...
when is it my turn?
339
00:14:11,869 --> 00:14:14,033
When do i get to hunt?
340
00:14:14,068 --> 00:14:15,732
Kevin: hey.
341
00:14:15,767 --> 00:14:17,367
They're moving paula
to surgery.
342
00:14:17,402 --> 00:14:18,466
Surgery?!
Why?
343
00:14:18,501 --> 00:14:20,032
She has to have
an emergency c-Section.
344
00:14:20,067 --> 00:14:22,350
Well, that can't be.
I've got to talk to that doctor.
345
00:14:22,385 --> 00:14:24,634
The baby's in distress.
Paula's already on the table.
346
00:14:24,669 --> 00:14:25,799
I should be with her.
347
00:14:25,834 --> 00:14:29,167
She can only have one person,
margo. It's gonna be me.
348
00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:31,834
I understand
this is your baby.
349
00:14:31,869 --> 00:14:34,032
But she's my baby.
350
00:14:34,067 --> 00:14:37,300
Don't worry.
I'll take care of her.
351
00:14:38,334 --> 00:14:40,467
I'm counting on you.
352
00:14:42,033 --> 00:14:43,701
[ Sighs ]
listen, can you stay?
353
00:14:43,736 --> 00:14:44,666
Kevin...
sherri.
354
00:14:44,701 --> 00:14:46,167
If something goes wrong...
355
00:14:46,202 --> 00:14:47,634
Nothing will go wrong.
356
00:14:49,567 --> 00:14:51,417
I'll stay.
357
00:14:51,452 --> 00:14:53,267
Thank you.
358
00:14:55,434 --> 00:14:57,601
[ Sighs ]
359
00:14:58,634 --> 00:15:00,600
How are you doing?
360
00:15:00,635 --> 00:15:02,532
I'm okay. Really.
361
00:15:02,567 --> 00:15:05,400
There's no reason
for you guys to stay.
362
00:15:07,501 --> 00:15:10,300
Absolutely not!
363
00:15:14,200 --> 00:15:16,400
We're here for you, sherri.
All of us.
364
00:15:16,435 --> 00:15:18,265
So, what do we do now?
365
00:15:18,300 --> 00:15:20,317
Oh, i have a deck of cards.
366
00:15:20,352 --> 00:15:22,299
Why does that
not surprise me?
367
00:15:22,334 --> 00:15:24,100
We should check
to see if they're marked.
368
00:15:24,135 --> 00:15:26,484
No, this is
my friendly deck.
369
00:15:26,519 --> 00:15:28,743
Okay, acey-Deucey,
$20 buy-In.
370
00:15:28,778 --> 00:15:31,122
I wish
i wasn't here alone.
371
00:15:31,157 --> 00:15:33,432
You're not.
We're here, too.
372
00:15:33,467 --> 00:15:36,634
Hmm, come on, mama needs a new
pair of thigh-High boots!
373
00:15:36,669 --> 00:15:38,467
[ Laughs ]
374
00:15:44,868 --> 00:15:46,133
Okay, 3 and a king.
What do you think?
375
00:15:46,968 --> 00:15:49,084
Is the next card gonna
be between those two?
376
00:15:49,119 --> 00:15:51,165
Yes. Bet the pot.
There's no way you can lose.
377
00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:53,868
There's a lot of ways i can lose.
Yeah, but you won't, so bet the pot.
378
00:15:53,903 --> 00:15:56,285
The pot's up 32 checkers.
I don't know what that's worth.
379
00:15:56,320 --> 00:15:58,667
It doesn't matter. It's all
gonna be yours. Bet the pot!
380
00:15:58,702 --> 00:16:00,501
All right!
I'm betting the pot.
381
00:16:00,536 --> 00:16:03,434
Ooh, that was bold.
382
00:16:07,868 --> 00:16:11,567
Oh, what's going on in there?
Why is it taking so long?
383
00:16:11,602 --> 00:16:13,132
I'm sure everything
will be fine.
384
00:16:13,167 --> 00:16:18,033
Hey! Who do we have to kill to
get a medical update in here?!
385
00:16:18,068 --> 00:16:21,265
She'll be back.
386
00:16:21,300 --> 00:16:23,701
I'm glad you're here.
387
00:16:24,801 --> 00:16:26,699
Why are you here?
388
00:16:26,734 --> 00:16:28,667
You've got a husband
who cheated on you,
389
00:16:28,702 --> 00:16:30,601
And you're spending the day
with the woman
390
00:16:30,636 --> 00:16:32,468
Who's destroyed your family.
391
00:16:32,503 --> 00:16:34,300
You're an amazing woman.
392
00:16:34,335 --> 00:16:37,098
I know.
393
00:16:37,133 --> 00:16:39,250
This is the last place
i ever thought i'd be.
394
00:16:39,285 --> 00:16:41,367
I never thought
there would be a paula...
395
00:16:41,402 --> 00:16:43,399
Or a kevin and paula...
396
00:16:43,434 --> 00:16:45,467
Or a kevin
and paula's baby.
397
00:16:45,502 --> 00:16:46,866
And in a million years,
398
00:16:46,901 --> 00:16:50,534
I could have never imagined
i'd meet a margo.
399
00:16:51,701 --> 00:16:55,334
But i guess family comes to you
in weird ways.
400
00:16:55,369 --> 00:16:57,267
I guess it does.
401
00:16:57,302 --> 00:16:58,766
[ Sighs ]
402
00:16:58,801 --> 00:17:01,232
Oh, i should be in there
with her.
403
00:17:01,267 --> 00:17:04,501
She's probably scared.
She needs her mom.
404
00:17:04,536 --> 00:17:06,232
She has her mom.
405
00:17:06,267 --> 00:17:08,901
And she's going to especially
need her after today.
406
00:17:08,936 --> 00:17:10,868
I thought you said
i was a terrible mother.
407
00:17:10,903 --> 00:17:12,801
I never said that.
You were thinking it.
408
00:17:12,836 --> 00:17:15,534
There you go.
You're not so bad.
409
00:17:15,569 --> 00:17:19,432
You got mother's intuition.
410
00:17:19,467 --> 00:17:22,801
Every day's another chance
to get it right.
411
00:17:22,836 --> 00:17:24,165
Wow.
412
00:17:24,200 --> 00:17:26,532
See? You have that.
413
00:17:26,567 --> 00:17:29,466
Wherever that came from,
there's more.
414
00:17:29,501 --> 00:17:32,334
It came from a poster
over the nurses' station.
415
00:17:35,167 --> 00:17:37,217
Why do they tell
themselves that?
416
00:17:37,252 --> 00:17:39,267
What do they keep
doing wrong?
417
00:17:39,302 --> 00:17:40,499
Kevin: hey!
418
00:17:40,534 --> 00:17:41,984
It's a boy.
Ohh!
419
00:17:42,019 --> 00:17:43,399
I have a grandson!
420
00:17:43,434 --> 00:17:46,467
Oh, i'm so excited!
Ohh!
421
00:17:46,502 --> 00:17:48,965
Why not?
422
00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:50,566
Can i go see her?
423
00:17:50,601 --> 00:17:53,200
Your daughter wants you to.
And, margo, he's beautiful.
424
00:17:53,235 --> 00:17:56,232
Oh, my god. Ohh!
425
00:17:56,267 --> 00:17:58,667
He'll grow
into his ears, right?
426
00:18:00,033 --> 00:18:02,065
Any news?
427
00:18:02,100 --> 00:18:04,265
It's a boy.
His name is julian.
428
00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:07,133
Oh! Congratulations!
You're a dad again.
429
00:18:07,168 --> 00:18:09,217
And you're a...
430
00:18:09,252 --> 00:18:11,267
A...something.
431
00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:14,934
Yes, you are, sherri.
432
00:18:14,969 --> 00:18:16,868
You are really something.
433
00:18:16,903 --> 00:18:19,100
Hmm.
Thank you.
434
00:18:19,135 --> 00:18:21,998
Thank you.
435
00:18:22,033 --> 00:18:24,100
And i'm also really tired.
436
00:18:24,135 --> 00:18:25,232
Hmm.
437
00:18:25,267 --> 00:18:26,666
[ Groans ]
438
00:18:26,701 --> 00:18:28,034
I want to go home.
439
00:18:28,069 --> 00:18:29,332
I totally get that.
440
00:18:29,367 --> 00:18:31,834
But before we go,
do you have $250?
441
00:18:31,869 --> 00:18:34,032
I bet the pot.
442
00:18:34,067 --> 00:18:35,499
Celia,
how did you do that?
443
00:18:35,534 --> 00:18:37,834
I don't know.
The checkers were talking to me.
444
00:18:37,869 --> 00:18:39,385
They made me crazy!
445
00:18:39,420 --> 00:18:41,510
What did they say?
446
00:18:41,545 --> 00:18:43,601
"Bet the pot!"
447
00:18:50,634 --> 00:18:53,100
[ Knock on door, door opens ]
448
00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:55,332
Hey.
449
00:18:55,367 --> 00:18:57,332
Hey. How's paula?
450
00:18:57,367 --> 00:19:00,601
She's fine.
She's sleeping.
451
00:19:00,636 --> 00:19:02,634
Is that bo's bassinet?
452
00:19:02,669 --> 00:19:04,199
Yeah.
453
00:19:04,234 --> 00:19:06,601
I thought his brother
might like to use it now.
454
00:19:06,636 --> 00:19:08,400
I bet he would.
455
00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:11,934
You want to hold him?
456
00:19:11,969 --> 00:19:13,618
Could i?
457
00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:15,267
Yeah.
458
00:19:17,901 --> 00:19:20,267
[ Baby coos ]
459
00:19:20,302 --> 00:19:22,634
Here you go.
460
00:19:23,834 --> 00:19:26,434
Ohh. [ Gasps ]
461
00:19:28,334 --> 00:19:29,467
Ohh.
462
00:19:30,501 --> 00:19:32,901
He's incredible.
Yeah.
463
00:19:32,936 --> 00:19:35,501
[ Laughing ] oh.
464
00:19:35,536 --> 00:19:38,618
Hi, julian.
465
00:19:38,653 --> 00:19:41,593
I'm sherri.
466
00:19:41,628 --> 00:19:44,534
And i'm your...
467
00:19:44,569 --> 00:19:46,801
Something.