1 00:00:00,041 --> 00:00:01,886 Previously on Desperate Housewives... 2 00:00:02,035 --> 00:00:03,800 The last two years are a blank. 3 00:00:03,835 --> 00:00:05,100 That's a fresh approach. 4 00:00:05,433 --> 00:00:06,400 I believe you. 5 00:00:06,900 --> 00:00:09,296 Mike couldn't place a familiar face... 6 00:00:09,500 --> 00:00:10,299 Whoever killed her... 7 00:00:10,330 --> 00:00:12,642 The police couldn't identify a murder victim... 8 00:00:12,690 --> 00:00:14,951 -Pulled out all her teeth. -There's no signature. 9 00:00:14,952 --> 00:00:17,269 Gabrielle was getting showered with gifts... 10 00:00:17,416 --> 00:00:18,720 Buyer asked to remain anonymous. 11 00:00:18,830 --> 00:00:19,836 From a mystery suitor. 12 00:00:19,830 --> 00:00:21,363 I'm gonna open up a pizza parlor! 13 00:00:21,402 --> 00:00:23,068 And Lynette couldn't believe... 14 00:00:23,129 --> 00:00:23,930 Oh, dear God. 15 00:00:24,005 --> 00:00:25,460 What her husband had done. 16 00:00:25,508 --> 00:00:27,560 I wanna do what... you wanna do. 17 00:00:27,605 --> 00:00:30,300 Julie's first love was two-timing her, 18 00:00:31,035 --> 00:00:32,833 And Orson's first wife... 19 00:00:32,948 --> 00:00:33,831 I'm Alma Hodge. 20 00:00:33,836 --> 00:00:34,972 Wasn't going away... 21 00:00:34,987 --> 00:00:36,361 -What do you think? -I'll take it. 22 00:00:36,615 --> 00:00:37,992 Anytime soon. 23 00:00:42,346 --> 00:00:44,962 Your average housewife worries constantly 24 00:00:44,966 --> 00:00:48,603 about the dangerous people she sees on the nightly news. 25 00:00:50,106 --> 00:00:53,201 Which is why she buy expensive alarm systems, 26 00:00:54,405 --> 00:00:56,502 carries pepper spray in her purse, 27 00:00:57,547 --> 00:00:59,900 and keeps a gun in her drawer, 28 00:01:01,955 --> 00:01:05,521 so she can go about her day feeling safe and protected. 29 00:01:08,866 --> 00:01:11,061 Your average inmate worries constantly 30 00:01:11,066 --> 00:01:14,611 about the dangerous people he comes in contact with every day. 31 00:01:17,106 --> 00:01:19,631 Which is why he takes ordinary items, 32 00:01:20,766 --> 00:01:22,850 And turns them into weapons, 33 00:01:23,968 --> 00:01:25,890 that he always keeps handy, 34 00:01:26,688 --> 00:01:30,832 so he can go about his day feeling safe and protected. 35 00:01:32,457 --> 00:01:35,600 What is the difference between the housewife and the inmate? 36 00:01:37,366 --> 00:01:41,402 The inmate knows the feeling won't last long. 37 00:02:00,336 --> 00:02:01,501 Delfino, right? 38 00:02:02,586 --> 00:02:03,200 Yeah. 39 00:02:04,465 --> 00:02:05,010 So? 40 00:02:23,195 --> 00:02:24,301 Come on, brah, let's go. 41 00:02:24,777 --> 00:02:25,700 You okay? 44 00:02:30,195 --> 00:02:32,560 Yeah. I guess you do. 45 00:02:33,938 --> 00:02:36,672 Yes, we all need protection 46 00:02:36,676 --> 00:02:38,800 from those who would do us harm... 47 00:02:41,957 --> 00:02:45,322 And sometimes from those who protect us. 48 00:02:47,136 --> 00:02:51,052 By Tyno, Wisteria Team Forom.com & DHsubs.free.fr Transcript by FRM 49 00:02:53,675 --> 00:02:55,022 Wild parties. 50 00:02:56,026 --> 00:02:57,691 Handsome strangers. 51 00:02:58,827 --> 00:03:00,112 Tender kisses. 52 00:03:02,128 --> 00:03:03,301 I had a great time. 53 00:03:03,508 --> 00:03:04,200 Bye. 54 00:03:04,996 --> 00:03:06,863 Yes, there were many things 55 00:03:06,908 --> 00:03:10,400 Gabrielle Solis liked about being single again... 56 00:03:12,417 --> 00:03:14,782 But coming home to an empty house... 57 00:03:16,606 --> 00:03:18,021 was not one of them. 58 00:03:24,975 --> 00:03:25,611 What? 59 00:03:33,738 --> 00:03:35,761 Hi. You're sleeping at my place tonight. 60 00:03:36,187 --> 00:03:36,902 Really? 61 00:03:38,206 --> 00:03:39,301 What did you have in mind? 62 00:03:40,566 --> 00:03:42,072 God, I hate myife. 63 00:03:42,738 --> 00:03:44,953 Honestly, did you think I was gonna sleep with you? 64 00:03:45,367 --> 00:03:46,893 It would be the polite way to thank me. 65 00:03:47,178 --> 00:03:48,222 Carlos, this isn't funny. 66 00:03:48,227 --> 00:03:50,171 I am scared to death of this maniac. 67 00:03:50,725 --> 00:03:51,641 Since when? 68 00:03:52,208 --> 00:03:55,400 Yesterday you were loving all the presents, the intrigue. 69 00:03:55,446 --> 00:03:56,932 The guy broke into the house. 70 00:03:57,058 --> 00:03:59,090 He went from secret admirer to stalker. 71 00:03:59,236 --> 00:04:01,753 For all I know, he's trying to kill me so no one else will have me. 72 00:04:02,255 --> 00:04:03,733 Why don't you just call the cops? 73 00:04:03,895 --> 00:04:04,872 And tell them what? 74 00:04:05,038 --> 00:04:08,561 "911, sobody broke in the house and left a 6,000 dollars dress." 75 00:04:08,668 --> 00:04:10,743 Okay, so if this guy shows up again, 76 00:04:10,745 --> 00:04:12,182 what am I supposed to do, exactly? 77 00:04:12,835 --> 00:04:15,703 Nothing. Just having you here helps. 78 00:04:16,665 --> 00:04:17,670 Now that's very sweet. 79 00:04:18,436 --> 00:04:20,910 Because when he breaks in and starts hacking you up with his machete, 80 00:04:20,915 --> 00:04:23,410 your screams will wake me up, and then I'll be able escape. 81 00:04:26,186 --> 00:04:27,200 Glad I could help. 82 00:04:34,345 --> 00:04:35,182 Hey, stranger. 83 00:04:36,607 --> 00:04:37,403 Hey. 84 00:04:37,848 --> 00:04:38,931 You have good timing. 85 00:04:39,406 --> 00:04:41,080 I just got all the kids to sleep. 86 00:04:41,496 --> 00:04:43,481 Ah, damn, I wanted to tuck 'em in. 87 00:04:43,578 --> 00:04:46,440 Well, you could tuck me in. 88 00:04:47,908 --> 00:04:51,001 I thought I smelled your sex perfume. 89 00:04:51,505 --> 00:04:52,581 Come here. Hi. 90 00:04:52,666 --> 00:04:53,841 -Hi. -Hi. 91 00:04:56,045 --> 00:04:57,891 Oh, oh, oh. Wait a minute, wait a minute. 92 00:04:57,925 --> 00:04:59,161 Don't get me all revived up just yet. 93 00:04:59,296 --> 00:05:01,882 The printer said he was gonna drop off my menu on his way home. 94 00:05:02,456 --> 00:05:03,312 He already did. 95 00:05:05,458 --> 00:05:06,721 Oh, you didn't look at that, did you? 96 00:05:06,725 --> 00:05:07,901 'Cause it's just a mock-up. 97 00:05:07,906 --> 00:05:10,730 Too late. I looked... and it's great. 98 00:05:12,576 --> 00:05:13,163 Really? 99 00:05:13,188 --> 00:05:17,400 Yes. I love the font, the color, everything. 100 00:05:17,438 --> 00:05:21,003 I am so jazzed to see the restaurant. 101 00:05:21,155 --> 00:05:23,021 It is so good to hear that. 102 00:05:27,807 --> 00:05:31,250 So... any idea when that might be? 103 00:05:32,007 --> 00:05:32,730 Sure. 104 00:05:33,405 --> 00:05:35,293 How about... two weeks? 105 00:05:35,296 --> 00:05:35,793 Hey. 106 00:05:37,057 --> 00:05:38,323 You open in two weeks. 107 00:05:38,805 --> 00:05:40,423 Yeah. Well, that'd be a good time for you to come by, 108 00:05:40,428 --> 00:05:43,192 'cause there's free refills, balloons, music... 109 00:05:43,708 --> 00:05:46,171 Might there be a V.I.P. preview 110 00:05:46,176 --> 00:05:48,700 for people, say, who bore your children? 111 00:05:51,026 --> 00:05:52,100 -Lynette... -Yeah? 112 00:05:53,125 --> 00:05:54,900 I don't want you to see it until it's all done. 113 00:05:57,675 --> 00:05:58,273 Why not? 114 00:05:58,595 --> 00:06:00,180 Because you will take one look at the place 115 00:06:00,187 --> 00:06:02,203 and then you'll have all these tips and suggestions 116 00:06:02,206 --> 00:06:03,980 that you just won't be able to keep to yourself. 117 00:06:04,738 --> 00:06:06,062 You think? 'Cause I just saw 118 00:06:06,106 --> 00:06:08,002 a take-out menu with a 6-digit phone number, 119 00:06:08,038 --> 00:06:09,062 and I kept that to myself. 120 00:06:09,106 --> 00:06:12,543 See? There it is! That snarky, know-it-all attitude. 121 00:06:12,548 --> 00:06:16,502 What? I am snarky because I point out one small, glaring mistake? 122 00:06:16,788 --> 00:06:17,460 That's it. 123 00:06:17,647 --> 00:06:19,903 Now you're banned from the opening. 124 00:06:22,105 --> 00:06:24,293 Fine! Good night. 125 00:06:26,808 --> 00:06:28,303 So... we're not having sex? 126 00:06:29,536 --> 00:06:31,743 Hey, you banned me from your opening. 127 00:06:41,015 --> 00:06:43,703 All I'm saying is that I'd feel a lot safer on the pill. 128 00:06:44,697 --> 00:06:46,840 But if you're not 18, you need parental consent. 129 00:06:47,028 --> 00:06:49,002 Do we really need to give your mother another reason to hate me? 130 00:06:49,148 --> 00:06:51,480 She'll hate you a lot worse if you get me... Hey! 131 00:06:52,856 --> 00:06:53,502 Hi. 132 00:06:54,715 --> 00:06:55,281 Hi 133 00:06:58,397 --> 00:06:58,941 Bye. 134 00:06:59,598 --> 00:07:00,282 -Bye. -Bye. 135 00:07:07,725 --> 00:07:09,793 Can't we just keep using condoms and be extra careful? 136 00:07:10,106 --> 00:07:11,962 Are you crazy? They're not dependable. 137 00:07:12,006 --> 00:07:14,701 Sure, they are. Why do you think everybody uses them? 138 00:07:15,246 --> 00:07:16,962 They all have to pass inspection. 139 00:07:17,007 --> 00:07:18,142 It's too risky. 140 00:07:18,596 --> 00:07:20,380 Condoms are only 85% effective. 141 00:07:22,475 --> 00:07:23,201 Mom! 142 00:07:23,638 --> 00:07:25,420 Mom, what happened? Are you okay? 143 00:07:26,305 --> 00:07:28,580 Oh! I was just, uh... 144 00:07:29,280 --> 00:07:30,776 I lost an earring. 145 00:07:31,300 --> 00:07:33,723 Mom, you're wearing both your earrings. 146 00:07:35,312 --> 00:07:37,108 Oh! I found it. 147 00:07:39,389 --> 00:07:41,800 Austin, I would like to talk to my daughter privately. 148 00:07:42,238 --> 00:07:43,620 Sure. Call me later. 149 00:07:49,378 --> 00:07:50,890 Why were you two talking about condoms? 150 00:07:51,116 --> 00:07:52,123 Why were you eavesdropping? 151 00:07:52,166 --> 00:07:53,472 Don't change the subject. 152 00:07:53,868 --> 00:07:54,981 Are you two having sex? 153 00:07:54,985 --> 00:07:57,523 Because I thought that I raised you to be smarter than that. 154 00:07:57,667 --> 00:08:00,821 Don't you realize that sex is not fun and games? 155 00:08:00,995 --> 00:08:01,963 It's dangerous. 156 00:08:02,157 --> 00:08:03,763 Every time you turn around, there's a new disease. 157 00:08:03,765 --> 00:08:05,470 Do you want it to burn when you pee? 158 00:08:05,505 --> 00:08:07,091 -Mom! Mom! -Sex kills! 159 00:08:07,226 --> 00:08:07,812 What? 160 00:08:08,427 --> 00:08:09,540 I'm not having sex. 161 00:08:11,296 --> 00:08:11,923 Really? 162 00:08:12,948 --> 00:08:13,573 Really. 163 00:08:15,306 --> 00:08:16,410 Oh, thank God. 164 00:08:18,306 --> 00:08:20,521 If you're not having sex, why were you talking about condoms? 165 00:08:22,007 --> 00:08:24,903 Because we know two kids at school who are, 166 00:08:24,938 --> 00:08:26,663 and they're only using condoms, 167 00:08:26,708 --> 00:08:30,472 which really stupid because condoms are only 85% effective. 168 00:08:31,905 --> 00:08:33,393 Yes. That's right. 169 00:08:34,308 --> 00:08:35,851 A condom alone will not protect you. 170 00:08:38,306 --> 00:08:39,262 I totally agree. 171 00:08:52,607 --> 00:08:53,760 Bree! 172 00:08:53,837 --> 00:08:54,482 Alma! 173 00:08:54,518 --> 00:08:56,602 I didn't know that you knew Edie. 174 00:08:56,635 --> 00:08:59,923 I told your friends at that dinner party I was looking for a new house. 175 00:09:00,667 --> 00:09:01,521 A house? 176 00:09:01,865 --> 00:09:04,031 Yes, and Gaby introduced us. 177 00:09:04,975 --> 00:09:06,341 Oh. Well, um... 178 00:09:07,066 --> 00:09:07,821 I don't want to keep you. 179 00:09:07,826 --> 00:09:11,530 I'm sure that Edie has lots of other houses to show you. 180 00:09:12,005 --> 00:09:13,111 Nope. We're done. 181 00:09:13,457 --> 00:09:16,452 Alma took one look at the Applewhite house, am bam... 182 00:09:16,735 --> 00:09:17,961 love at first sight. 183 00:09:18,247 --> 00:09:18,930 What? 184 00:09:18,936 --> 00:09:20,371 We're gonna be neighbors. 185 00:09:20,728 --> 00:09:21,520 No! 186 00:09:23,636 --> 00:09:24,301 I mean... 187 00:09:24,968 --> 00:09:27,891 I mean, no, Alma, you can't buy this house. 188 00:09:28,087 --> 00:09:28,710 Why not? 189 00:09:29,006 --> 00:09:30,960 Well, are you aware of its history? 190 00:09:31,116 --> 00:09:34,463 The previous owner... was harboring a murderer. 191 00:09:34,637 --> 00:09:35,573 It was her son. 192 00:09:36,205 --> 00:09:38,002 Say what you like, she was a great Mom. 193 00:09:38,407 --> 00:09:40,162 They had a dungeon in the basement. 194 00:09:40,277 --> 00:09:43,502 I mean, people say they still hear groans coming from the house night. 195 00:09:44,405 --> 00:09:47,500 They're gonna hear groans coming from your house if you don't zip it. 196 00:09:49,458 --> 00:09:51,463 Don't worry, Alma, I'm sure that, uh, 197 00:09:51,568 --> 00:09:53,893 Edie can find you a house that won't give you nightmares. 198 00:09:54,307 --> 00:09:55,801 It's too late, Bree. 199 00:09:56,387 --> 00:09:58,163 I've fallen in love with this neighborhood. 200 00:09:58,938 --> 00:10:01,500 And as for that haunted house stuff, well, that's just silly. 201 00:10:01,988 --> 00:10:03,600 People don't come back from the dead. 202 00:10:09,806 --> 00:10:11,450 Don't I wish. 203 00:10:15,335 --> 00:10:17,521 I will not have that woman as a neighbor. 204 00:10:17,875 --> 00:10:19,023 You have got to do something. 205 00:10:19,126 --> 00:10:20,600 I said I'd talk to her. 206 00:10:20,678 --> 00:10:21,800 So what are you waiting for? 207 00:10:21,905 --> 00:10:23,450 The house is dark. She's not there. 208 00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:25,702 Oh, so you're just gonna wait until she moves in? 209 00:10:25,706 --> 00:10:27,863 I will deal with it. Bree, please calm down. 210 00:10:27,866 --> 00:10:28,930 How can I be calm?! 211 00:10:29,038 --> 00:10:31,503 For months, people thought you killed your first wife. 212 00:10:31,535 --> 00:10:33,763 No sooner does she show up and clear your name, 213 00:10:33,807 --> 00:10:36,581 than the police haul you off to ask you about another murder! 214 00:10:36,637 --> 00:10:37,923 They just had some questions. 215 00:10:37,928 --> 00:10:39,301 Everybody has questions. 216 00:10:39,436 --> 00:10:41,401 Susan and I aren't even speaking because of it. 217 00:10:41,437 --> 00:10:42,410 Bree, please. 218 00:10:42,908 --> 00:10:45,302 I try to hold my head up and smile 219 00:10:45,308 --> 00:10:48,271 and just bake more pies for the church social. 220 00:10:48,558 --> 00:10:50,751 But now your ex is camped out on our doorstep 221 00:10:50,847 --> 00:10:53,152 like I am hosting some kind of mormon slumber party, 222 00:10:53,358 --> 00:10:56,300 And I do not know how I am gonna bake my way out of this one! 223 00:10:57,915 --> 00:10:58,510 Darling, 224 00:10:59,158 --> 00:11:01,532 I swear to you, I will get Alma out of that house. 225 00:11:01,715 --> 00:11:04,491 I don't care if I have to live up to my reputation and strangle her. 226 00:11:07,607 --> 00:11:08,872 You're a good husband. 227 00:11:10,985 --> 00:11:12,351 Have you lost your mind? 228 00:11:12,807 --> 00:11:14,363 I am not getting you the pill. 229 00:11:15,297 --> 00:11:16,893 Aunt Edie, Julie and I are in love. 230 00:11:16,976 --> 00:11:20,433 Oh, please. It's not love you're feeling. It's hormones. 231 00:11:20,495 --> 00:11:21,512 That's not true. 232 00:11:21,758 --> 00:11:22,903 Okay, fine. 233 00:11:23,785 --> 00:11:25,383 If you want to... 234 00:11:25,705 --> 00:11:28,393 express your love, you don't need to go all the way. 235 00:11:28,807 --> 00:11:30,792 Kiss. Touch. Rub. 236 00:11:31,015 --> 00:11:32,802 I mean, whatever happened to heavy petting? 237 00:11:33,346 --> 00:11:34,790 It's so underrated. 238 00:11:35,505 --> 00:11:36,723 That's your advice? 239 00:11:37,446 --> 00:11:41,161 Well, I'm sorry. I've never been good at getting people not to have sex. 240 00:11:41,265 --> 00:11:42,602 So you're not gonna help us? 241 00:11:43,308 --> 00:11:47,151 Julie, if I do this, your mother would have my head. 242 00:11:48,505 --> 00:11:49,711 You should be talking to her. 243 00:11:49,835 --> 00:11:50,971 I can't talk to her. 244 00:11:51,206 --> 00:11:53,213 The whole idea of this completely freaks her out. 245 00:11:53,638 --> 00:11:55,393 She started screaming, "sex kills." 246 00:11:57,276 --> 00:11:58,500 So now it's all in my lap. 247 00:11:59,408 --> 00:12:01,402 God, she pisses me off. 248 00:12:02,515 --> 00:12:06,021 Look, how about I spring for a box of condoms? 249 00:12:06,245 --> 00:12:07,591 Will that get you two off my back? 250 00:12:08,708 --> 00:12:10,593 Condoms are only 85% effective. 251 00:12:11,257 --> 00:12:12,093 Is that true? 252 00:12:14,108 --> 00:12:17,163 Damn. I thought I could coast all the way to menopause. 253 00:12:17,805 --> 00:12:20,651 Look, we're gonna have sex whether you help us or not. 254 00:12:21,376 --> 00:12:23,030 We're just trying to be responsible. 255 00:12:27,217 --> 00:12:27,881 All right. 256 00:12:29,026 --> 00:12:30,581 But just so you know, 257 00:12:30,877 --> 00:12:33,223 the responsible thing is to abstain from sex 258 00:12:33,477 --> 00:12:35,001 and focus on your studies. 259 00:12:36,536 --> 00:12:40,181 There. I said it out loud, just in case anybody asks. 260 00:12:43,208 --> 00:12:44,730 Gaby, I need another pillow. 261 00:12:45,186 --> 00:12:47,272 All right, don't take the big one. That's my favorite. 262 00:12:48,115 --> 00:12:49,400 It's only for one night. 263 00:12:50,146 --> 00:12:52,491 'Cause tomorrow I'm gonna be back home sleeping in my own bed. 264 00:12:52,636 --> 00:12:53,222 What?! 265 00:12:53,598 --> 00:12:56,701 You can't abandon me! There's a madman stalking me. 266 00:12:56,965 --> 00:12:58,490 My life is on the line. 267 00:12:58,955 --> 00:13:00,470 Do you know how scared I am? 268 00:13:01,987 --> 00:13:03,100 You're keeping that? 269 00:13:05,406 --> 00:13:07,310 Hey, I'm scared, but not of the dress. 270 00:13:29,636 --> 00:13:30,452 Carlos! 271 00:13:31,328 --> 00:13:32,510 Carlos, wake up! 272 00:13:32,997 --> 00:13:34,001 I need you! 273 00:13:34,337 --> 00:13:36,000 Oh, yeah, I thought you'd come around. 274 00:13:36,035 --> 00:13:37,330 What? No! 275 00:13:37,847 --> 00:13:38,642 Hey! 276 00:13:38,847 --> 00:13:39,900 He's here. 277 00:13:51,995 --> 00:13:52,520 Don't! 278 00:13:53,607 --> 00:13:55,722 Carlos, be careful! He might have a gun! 279 00:13:57,167 --> 00:13:58,963 I'm unarmed. Stop kicking me! 280 00:13:59,008 --> 00:14:01,061 Oh, now you're gonna give me attitude?! 281 00:14:01,346 --> 00:14:02,862 Gaby, we got him. Maintain. 282 00:14:02,908 --> 00:14:04,463 This jerk has been terrorizing me. 283 00:14:04,508 --> 00:14:05,571 He broke into my house! 284 00:14:05,578 --> 00:14:07,251 It was a 6,000 dollars dress, 285 00:14:07,376 --> 00:14:09,610 and my boss didn't want me leaving it on the porch. 286 00:14:10,635 --> 00:14:11,662 Your boss? 287 00:14:13,006 --> 00:14:15,551 Hey, uh, ahem, I'm sorry to wake you, sir, 288 00:14:16,505 --> 00:14:18,730 But there was a problem dropping off the gift. 289 00:14:19,756 --> 00:14:22,233 Yes, and she's, uh, right here... with me. 290 00:14:22,726 --> 00:14:24,500 This is Gabrielle. Who the hell is this? 291 00:14:25,718 --> 00:14:28,503 Yes, I got your "token of esteem," and I'm not impressed. 292 00:14:29,538 --> 00:14:31,802 Because you're freaking me out, that's why! 293 00:14:32,908 --> 00:14:35,893 No, I don't care how much it cost. That's beside the point. 294 00:14:38,165 --> 00:14:39,553 Really? That much? 295 00:14:40,026 --> 00:14:42,910 Tell him if he doesn't stop harassing you, you're gonna call the cops. 296 00:14:43,405 --> 00:14:45,612 Look, I know you're trying to be romantic, 297 00:14:45,678 --> 00:14:47,802 but if you keep this up, I'm gonna be forced... 298 00:14:52,637 --> 00:14:53,651 What'd he say? 299 00:14:54,066 --> 00:14:55,172 That's very sweet of you, 300 00:14:55,176 --> 00:14:57,723 but I am not the most beautiful woman in the world. 301 00:14:58,005 --> 00:15:00,002 Tell him you're gonna get a restraining order on him. 302 00:15:00,705 --> 00:15:02,442 Yes, I may be in the top ten. 303 00:15:02,466 --> 00:15:03,182 Gaby! 304 00:15:03,536 --> 00:15:05,092 Hey, I'm talking here! 305 00:15:06,908 --> 00:15:09,001 Your voice sounds so familiar. Do I know you? 306 00:15:11,305 --> 00:15:12,900 He says I know him, 307 00:15:13,206 --> 00:15:15,102 and that he wants to reintroduce himself at dinner. 308 00:15:15,638 --> 00:15:17,132 Absolutely not. 309 00:15:17,637 --> 00:15:20,292 I would not feel comfortable meeting for dinner. 310 00:15:21,027 --> 00:15:21,843 Good girl. 311 00:15:22,515 --> 00:15:23,793 -How about lunch? -Gaby! 312 00:15:23,875 --> 00:15:26,872 But you have to promise to stop buying me these expensive gifts. 313 00:15:27,685 --> 00:15:29,363 Because I'm not that kind of girl. 314 00:15:30,106 --> 00:15:31,660 Well, for that many karats, 315 00:15:31,667 --> 00:15:33,300 yes, I could be that kind of girl. 316 00:15:34,048 --> 00:15:35,071 Um, I gotta go. 317 00:15:35,415 --> 00:15:36,843 I'll talk to you tomorrow! 318 00:15:38,367 --> 00:15:39,671 Oh, how about that? 319 00:15:40,158 --> 00:15:42,983 And here I was, thinking some guy wants to murder me in my sleep. 320 00:15:43,897 --> 00:15:45,121 The night's still young. 321 00:15:53,966 --> 00:15:54,921 How are those ribs? 322 00:15:55,427 --> 00:15:59,820 Ah, just needed some tape. Man, those guys were hard-core. 323 00:16:00,585 --> 00:16:01,673 You really saved my ass. 324 00:16:02,366 --> 00:16:03,100 Don't mention it. 325 00:16:03,516 --> 00:16:05,511 No. Seriously. 326 00:16:06,697 --> 00:16:07,851 Ever anything I can do for you, 327 00:16:08,528 --> 00:16:09,400 you just say the word. 328 00:16:10,498 --> 00:16:11,353 I'll keep that in mind. 329 00:16:12,917 --> 00:16:13,730 Hey, Delfino. 330 00:16:17,656 --> 00:16:18,351 Yeah, boss? 331 00:16:19,617 --> 00:16:21,362 You might wanna find yourself another prom date. 332 00:16:21,896 --> 00:16:23,003 Guy's not your friend. 333 00:16:24,505 --> 00:16:25,200 How do you know that? 334 00:16:25,518 --> 00:16:27,420 After those mutts knocked you around the other day, 335 00:16:28,075 --> 00:16:29,182 Your boy paid 'em off. 336 00:16:31,185 --> 00:16:31,903 You sure? 337 00:16:32,346 --> 00:16:34,123 I saw money change hands. 338 00:16:34,535 --> 00:16:35,750 Just watch your back. 339 00:16:44,737 --> 00:16:46,850 So I was in the middle of totally freaking out 340 00:16:46,885 --> 00:16:49,150 when Julie assured me that she's not having sex. 341 00:16:49,638 --> 00:16:51,170 I can't tell you how relieved I was. 342 00:16:51,966 --> 00:16:52,703 Uh-huh. 343 00:16:53,837 --> 00:16:56,750 Don't say "uh-huh" like that. Julie wouldn't lie to me. 344 00:16:56,796 --> 00:16:59,641 She says she's not having sex, then she's not having sex. 345 00:17:00,537 --> 00:17:01,300 Ooh-kay. 346 00:17:02,365 --> 00:17:04,203 You can't say "ooh-kay" like that, either. 347 00:17:04,545 --> 00:17:07,320 Julie's not like other girls. She's a straight-A student. 348 00:17:07,885 --> 00:17:09,570 And you were valedictorian. 349 00:17:09,907 --> 00:17:11,800 What were you up to that your mother didn't know about? 350 00:17:15,038 --> 00:17:17,140 Okay, you search the closet. I'm gonna look under the bed. 351 00:17:17,318 --> 00:17:19,841 Wait, wait, wait. First rule of ransacking... 352 00:17:20,208 --> 00:17:23,422 Remember where everything goes. 353 00:17:23,948 --> 00:17:26,043 You are gonna make a really good mother someday. 354 00:17:26,715 --> 00:17:29,332 So what does this diary look like? 355 00:17:29,367 --> 00:17:31,760 Uh, it's small. It's got a plaid cover. 356 00:17:31,806 --> 00:17:33,972 Oh, and when you find it, you have to read it, 357 00:17:34,025 --> 00:17:36,413 because I promised her that I would always respect her privacy. 358 00:17:36,708 --> 00:17:38,033 Now help me flip this mattress. 359 00:17:38,116 --> 00:17:39,130 Oh( Oh, my God! 360 00:17:39,347 --> 00:17:40,222 You found it? 361 00:17:40,696 --> 00:17:42,202 This is adorable! 362 00:17:42,767 --> 00:17:45,503 -You think maybe I could... -No, you cannot borrow it. 363 00:17:46,506 --> 00:17:47,103 Fine. 364 00:17:48,876 --> 00:17:50,551 Why does Julie have a VCR? 365 00:17:51,298 --> 00:17:52,302 To watch movies. 366 00:17:52,826 --> 00:17:55,942 Please. Kids don't watch videos anymore. Everything's digital. 367 00:18:02,846 --> 00:18:04,582 See? It's just a tape. 368 00:18:08,786 --> 00:18:09,502 Is it? 369 00:18:25,808 --> 00:18:26,411 Alma. 370 00:18:28,075 --> 00:18:29,122 What do you think you're doing? 371 00:18:31,038 --> 00:18:32,500 Measuring for drapes. 372 00:18:33,035 --> 00:18:34,340 I'm thinking damask. 373 00:18:35,377 --> 00:18:36,451 You know what I mean. 374 00:18:38,496 --> 00:18:39,571 Why have you moved here? 375 00:18:40,216 --> 00:18:42,130 Well, it's a very nice street, 376 00:18:42,936 --> 00:18:44,672 and I've made friends here. 377 00:18:46,287 --> 00:18:48,603 People have taken such an interest in me. 378 00:18:48,808 --> 00:18:50,103 Yeah, they thought you were dead. 379 00:18:51,045 --> 00:18:54,233 The novelty of your not being a corpse can't last forever. 380 00:18:55,257 --> 00:18:56,400 What are you after, hmm? 381 00:18:56,938 --> 00:18:58,971 Are you still punishing me? 382 00:18:59,336 --> 00:19:01,002 You want me to pay you to leave? What? 383 00:19:02,805 --> 00:19:04,500 I want what I've always wanted... 384 00:19:05,565 --> 00:19:06,201 You. 385 00:19:08,506 --> 00:19:09,890 I'm married. 386 00:19:11,188 --> 00:19:13,481 And even if I weren't, I don't love you. 387 00:19:15,465 --> 00:19:17,001 You didn't love the old Alma. 388 00:19:17,435 --> 00:19:18,701 I'm not that woman anymore. 389 00:19:19,318 --> 00:19:20,920 I'm stronger, more confident. 390 00:19:21,908 --> 00:19:24,903 It may take you a while to see that, but I can wait. 391 00:19:25,915 --> 00:19:27,261 Alma, I love Bree. 392 00:19:28,117 --> 00:19:29,440 But does she love you? 393 00:19:30,648 --> 00:19:33,550 Oh, she may love the Orson she knows... 394 00:19:35,195 --> 00:19:37,160 But does she know what you did to Monique? 395 00:19:39,267 --> 00:19:41,701 Does she know you ran over Mike Delfino? 396 00:19:43,528 --> 00:19:44,550 I know all that. 397 00:19:45,956 --> 00:19:46,971 I still love you. 398 00:19:48,808 --> 00:19:49,531 Would she? 399 00:20:01,537 --> 00:20:03,211 So I see you've spoken to Mother. 400 00:20:05,065 --> 00:20:08,623 Yes. It's nice to have someone on my side in all of this. 401 00:20:11,025 --> 00:20:13,403 Don't worry. I won't tell Bree. 402 00:20:13,696 --> 00:20:14,910 She might go to the police, 403 00:20:16,187 --> 00:20:17,581 And you're no good to me in jail. 404 00:20:21,198 --> 00:20:23,341 But if I thought I had no chance with you, 405 00:20:23,786 --> 00:20:25,111 no chance at all... 406 00:20:26,135 --> 00:20:28,832 Well, there'd be nothing to stop me from telling. 407 00:20:31,407 --> 00:20:32,400 Please, Orson, 408 00:20:34,696 --> 00:20:35,882 Don't take away my hope. 409 00:20:50,117 --> 00:20:50,900 She's not going. 410 00:20:52,406 --> 00:20:53,183 Why not? 411 00:20:54,458 --> 00:20:56,071 And what the hell was that on the porch?! 412 00:20:57,025 --> 00:21:00,021 She kissed me good-bye. What was I supposed to do, slug her? 413 00:21:00,318 --> 00:21:02,561 You went over there to read her the right act. 414 00:21:02,565 --> 00:21:04,961 Instead, it looked like you were reading her a bedtime story. 415 00:21:04,967 --> 00:21:07,852 Bree, I told her we don't want her here. 416 00:21:08,027 --> 00:21:09,563 I threatened, I shouted. 417 00:21:09,905 --> 00:21:11,252 She refuses to go. 418 00:21:11,706 --> 00:21:13,300 We're just gonna have to make the best of it. 419 00:21:19,106 --> 00:21:20,490 Hello? 420 00:21:20,786 --> 00:21:23,531 Hey, it's me. You wanna meet for lunch? 421 00:21:24,038 --> 00:21:25,360 No, honey, I got... 422 00:21:25,408 --> 00:21:27,670 I gotta drive to greendale to picout napkins. 423 00:21:27,967 --> 00:21:29,391 Remember? I told you. 424 00:21:30,155 --> 00:21:31,911 Oh. Yeah, that's right. 425 00:21:31,976 --> 00:21:33,882 So I'll, um, I'll see you tonight. 426 00:21:34,205 --> 00:21:36,301 Okay. Good. I'll see ya. 427 00:22:04,105 --> 00:22:06,763 Oh... my... God. 428 00:22:11,928 --> 00:22:13,400 Hey, Mrs. Scavo. 429 00:22:14,178 --> 00:22:15,111 Andrew, hi! 430 00:22:15,627 --> 00:22:17,593 I thought you weren't starting until the opening. 431 00:22:18,076 --> 00:22:20,303 Oh, yeah, there's just so much work that needs to be done. 432 00:22:20,335 --> 00:22:21,951 Mr. Scavo asked me to start early. 433 00:22:23,865 --> 00:22:25,002 He's not here, by the way. 434 00:22:25,377 --> 00:22:28,451 Yeah, I know. And hey, don't tell him I stopped by. 435 00:22:28,456 --> 00:22:32,141 I'm not supposed to be here. I just wanted to sneak a peek. 436 00:22:36,008 --> 00:22:37,003 Shouldn't you be working? 437 00:22:38,376 --> 00:22:40,152 Shouldn't you not be here? 438 00:22:41,065 --> 00:22:41,692 Touché. 439 00:22:42,947 --> 00:22:44,581 So, uh, how do you like the place? 440 00:22:45,805 --> 00:22:48,322 I think it's fantastic. 441 00:22:48,775 --> 00:22:51,932 It's really coming together. Oh, I love the bar. 442 00:22:52,505 --> 00:22:54,162 Oh, yeah, it's, uh, it's pretty cool. 443 00:22:54,305 --> 00:22:56,202 It's too bad we can't get a liquor license. 444 00:22:56,706 --> 00:22:57,310 What? 445 00:22:58,226 --> 00:23:00,202 Oh, uh, didn't Mr. Scavo tell you? 446 00:23:01,228 --> 00:23:03,083 No... he didn't. 447 00:23:04,406 --> 00:23:08,352 Don't, um, restaurants make half their money on the liquor? 448 00:23:08,667 --> 00:23:11,220 Oh. Yeah. We're completely screwed. 449 00:23:11,896 --> 00:23:13,791 This is a nightmare. 450 00:23:14,376 --> 00:23:15,701 How did this happen? 451 00:23:16,417 --> 00:23:18,380 The city rezoned and said 452 00:23:18,388 --> 00:23:20,791 he had to get all the residents within a block to sign a waiver, 453 00:23:21,395 --> 00:23:22,563 and there are some holdouts. 454 00:23:22,757 --> 00:23:23,632 He's kinda bummin'. 455 00:23:23,838 --> 00:23:27,003 Well, then why isn't he dealing with it Instead of shopping for napkins? 456 00:23:31,428 --> 00:23:33,450 We could lose our shirts in this dump! 457 00:23:36,645 --> 00:23:38,160 Is this Dr. Marvin Tashman? 458 00:23:39,266 --> 00:23:41,031 Hi. My name is Susan Mayer. 459 00:23:41,157 --> 00:23:43,073 My daughter Julie came in to see you... 460 00:23:44,195 --> 00:23:45,552 Yes, about birth control. 461 00:23:45,806 --> 00:23:47,201 So I'm just curious... 462 00:23:47,907 --> 00:23:51,672 Where do you get off prescribing that without my consent?! 463 00:23:53,758 --> 00:23:56,371 What?! No, I most certainly was not there. 464 00:23:57,515 --> 00:23:58,432 What do I look like? 465 00:23:59,375 --> 00:24:01,090 I don't have blonde hair. 466 00:24:06,645 --> 00:24:09,591 Wait, did my blonde hair have dark roots? 467 00:24:13,155 --> 00:24:15,603 I forgot to give you the keys to the shed. 468 00:24:17,746 --> 00:24:20,220 You got my daughter the pill?! 469 00:24:21,048 --> 00:24:22,131 Here. Catch. 470 00:24:25,838 --> 00:24:27,701 Don't you walk away from me! 471 00:24:28,897 --> 00:24:31,453 -Do we have to do this now? -Yes, we do. 472 00:24:31,796 --> 00:24:34,221 You might have gotten your first diaphragm with milk money, 473 00:24:34,247 --> 00:24:36,841 but that doesn't give you the right to corrupt my daughter! 474 00:24:36,885 --> 00:24:38,701 Look, it's not like I went after Julie and said, 475 00:24:38,868 --> 00:24:41,321 "Hey, do you wanna go out for a burger and some birth control?" 476 00:24:41,427 --> 00:24:42,762 She came to me. 477 00:24:42,766 --> 00:24:45,212 You do not get to decide this for her! 478 00:24:45,216 --> 00:24:46,662 What were you thinking?! 479 00:24:47,076 --> 00:24:49,592 I was thinking, if Julie got knocked up, 480 00:24:50,127 --> 00:24:52,491 that you and I could become family, and I'm sorry, 481 00:24:52,506 --> 00:24:54,243 -I cannot take that chance. -Oh, you know what? 482 00:24:54,245 --> 00:24:58,022 It wasn't till your rotten nephew came to town that Julie was a perfect kid. 483 00:24:58,218 --> 00:25:01,502 And now she's lying and scheming and having casual sex! 484 00:25:02,006 --> 00:25:04,391 She's just a boob job away from being you! 485 00:25:04,608 --> 00:25:07,200 Look, Mayer, Julie has discovered sex. 486 00:25:07,235 --> 00:25:08,891 The genie is out of the bottle. 487 00:25:09,255 --> 00:25:11,692 And you better get good with it, or you could lose her forever. 488 00:25:12,217 --> 00:25:14,480 'Cause like it or not, she loves him. 489 00:25:15,668 --> 00:25:16,700 And you know what else? 490 00:25:17,517 --> 00:25:18,621 He loves her. 491 00:25:32,996 --> 00:25:34,441 Your gentleman friend went to make a call. 492 00:25:34,686 --> 00:25:35,970 -He'll be with you shortly. -Thank you. 493 00:25:58,707 --> 00:25:59,400 Gabrielle. 494 00:26:03,116 --> 00:26:04,163 Zach Young! 495 00:26:04,205 --> 00:26:07,033 Oh, my God! It's been ages. 496 00:26:09,365 --> 00:26:12,202 Look at you! So handsome in a suit. 497 00:26:12,587 --> 00:26:13,442 You look beautiful. 498 00:26:13,806 --> 00:26:15,011 Aren't you sweet? 499 00:26:17,417 --> 00:26:19,923 Uh, well, anyway, I'd love to catch up, 500 00:26:19,926 --> 00:26:21,522 but I'm kinda waiting for someone. 501 00:26:22,515 --> 00:26:23,552 Yes, I know. 502 00:26:29,158 --> 00:26:30,773 So the dress fits. Cool. 503 00:26:38,468 --> 00:26:41,801 I'd like a bottle of your 1982 Château Lafite Rothschild, please. 504 00:26:41,966 --> 00:26:44,133 I'm sorry. How old are you? 505 00:26:46,536 --> 00:26:47,680 Why don't we say... 506 00:26:48,848 --> 00:26:49,622 A hundred? 507 00:26:50,746 --> 00:26:51,603 So you are. 508 00:26:54,557 --> 00:26:56,701 Wow, someone got an advance on their allowance. 509 00:26:57,536 --> 00:26:59,050 I was my grandfather's sole heir. 510 00:26:59,675 --> 00:27:01,741 I'm actually in the Fortune 400. 511 00:27:03,127 --> 00:27:04,620 Does that seem weird to you? 512 00:27:05,476 --> 00:27:06,653 I'm on a date with Zach Young. 513 00:27:06,797 --> 00:27:08,273 Nothing's ever gonna seem weird again. 514 00:27:11,165 --> 00:27:13,380 Every cent we have is circling the bowl, 515 00:27:13,388 --> 00:27:15,741 and Tom never said a word. Why didn't he come to me? 516 00:27:15,975 --> 00:27:17,432 Well, clearly, he's embarrassed. 517 00:27:17,706 --> 00:27:20,322 -But I'm his wife. -Don't be dense, Lynette. 518 00:27:20,938 --> 00:27:22,881 Half the reason men want to accomplish anything 519 00:27:22,895 --> 00:27:24,652 is so they can show off for the women they love, 520 00:27:24,758 --> 00:27:27,112 and when they fail, they like to keep it to themselves. 521 00:27:27,618 --> 00:27:28,432 I'm gonna tell him. 522 00:27:28,537 --> 00:27:30,290 I'm gonna tell him I went to the restaurant, 523 00:27:30,618 --> 00:27:34,980 and that I know he screwed up and that I'm gonna fix it. 524 00:27:35,408 --> 00:27:37,701 Oh, for God sake, it's bad enough you cut off his cojones. 525 00:27:37,708 --> 00:27:38,912 Now you wanna juggle them? 526 00:27:39,507 --> 00:27:41,362 My husband is in trouble. 527 00:27:41,598 --> 00:27:43,710 I love him. Shouldn't I want to help him? 528 00:27:43,837 --> 00:27:45,281 Well, if you really love him, you should help him 529 00:27:45,286 --> 00:27:47,070 without letting him know that you did. 530 00:27:51,806 --> 00:27:54,452 Yeah, so in addition to my penthouse, 531 00:27:54,636 --> 00:27:56,630 I also have a château in Switzerland 532 00:27:56,847 --> 00:27:58,663 and a cottage in the Hamptons. 533 00:27:58,997 --> 00:28:00,283 That's pretty impressive, huh? 534 00:28:01,528 --> 00:28:02,790 You got a little chocolate on your shirt. 535 00:28:04,477 --> 00:28:05,053 Damn it! 536 00:28:05,377 --> 00:28:07,290 -Here, let me get it. -No, I can do it! I can do it! 537 00:28:07,305 --> 00:28:09,183 I'd like to do it myself, thank you very much. 538 00:28:12,007 --> 00:28:12,873 I'm sorry, I... 539 00:28:13,005 --> 00:28:14,701 You know, I'll be neater for you ne time. 540 00:28:15,255 --> 00:28:16,091 Next time? 541 00:28:16,546 --> 00:28:19,101 Honey, let's get real. You are way too young for me. 542 00:28:20,777 --> 00:28:22,893 I'm two months older than John Rowland. 543 00:28:25,787 --> 00:28:27,303 Well, John Rowland was a mistake. 544 00:28:28,638 --> 00:28:29,532 I was lonely. 545 00:28:31,028 --> 00:28:32,083 You're not lonely now? 546 00:28:33,397 --> 00:28:34,762 You've heard about my divorce. 547 00:28:35,205 --> 00:28:37,203 Yeah. You were really smart to get rid of Carlos. 548 00:28:37,267 --> 00:28:38,401 You deserve much better. 549 00:28:39,698 --> 00:28:41,702 And let me guess, now you're my upgrade? 550 00:28:42,718 --> 00:28:46,272 Well, everybody knows you need someone to take care of you and, 551 00:28:47,106 --> 00:28:49,601 I'm rich now. I can give you anything you want. 552 00:28:50,576 --> 00:28:53,522 Wait a minute. Who says I need someone to take care of me? 553 00:28:54,238 --> 00:28:56,930 My Mom, her friends from the neighborhood. 554 00:28:57,678 --> 00:28:59,402 They said it was the only reason you stayed with Carlos, 555 00:28:59,408 --> 00:29:00,893 considering how he treated you. 556 00:29:05,348 --> 00:29:06,321 Well, they were wrong. 557 00:29:07,466 --> 00:29:08,592 Thank you for lunch, Zach. 558 00:29:09,205 --> 00:29:10,163 Wait, Gabrielle. 559 00:29:11,755 --> 00:29:13,792 I'm not that awkward kid that I was before. 560 00:29:15,788 --> 00:29:16,522 Can you please just... 561 00:29:17,205 --> 00:29:18,500 Please take me seriously. 562 00:29:19,278 --> 00:29:20,692 I'm sorry. I just can't. 563 00:29:22,087 --> 00:29:23,312 I'm not, I'm not gonna give up. 564 00:29:25,045 --> 00:29:26,202 Oh, sweetie. 565 00:29:27,268 --> 00:29:28,591 I really wish you would. 566 00:29:35,898 --> 00:29:37,181 For God sakes, Zach! 567 00:29:37,386 --> 00:29:39,902 Don't hijack a Ferrari if you don't know how to drive! 568 00:29:46,686 --> 00:29:47,460 Mr. Gaunt? 569 00:29:47,506 --> 00:29:49,142 Hi, I'm Lynette Scavo. 570 00:29:49,157 --> 00:29:51,800 My husband is opening the pizzeria right down the block. 571 00:29:51,985 --> 00:29:53,972 If it's about that liquor license, 572 00:29:54,265 --> 00:29:55,103 I'm not signing. 573 00:29:55,696 --> 00:29:58,070 Please, I've been at this for hours. Just hear me out. 574 00:29:58,816 --> 00:30:01,803 Well, I never could resist a pretty lady. 575 00:30:02,668 --> 00:30:03,932 -Come on in. -Thank you. 576 00:30:06,128 --> 00:30:07,352 Did you live in Las Vegas? 577 00:30:08,007 --> 00:30:09,893 I was a croupier for 40 years, 578 00:30:10,105 --> 00:30:13,003 and as you can see, I had a weakness for showgirls. 579 00:30:13,106 --> 00:30:14,701 I bet you were quite the player. 580 00:30:15,386 --> 00:30:17,143 You have no idea. 581 00:30:18,377 --> 00:30:19,462 Can I top you off there? 582 00:30:19,828 --> 00:30:21,792 No, thanks. Two's my limit. 583 00:30:22,046 --> 00:30:23,333 Well, suit yourself. 584 00:30:24,166 --> 00:30:28,300 Look, I understand your concerns about the license. 585 00:30:28,445 --> 00:30:30,123 Your neighbors had them, too. 586 00:30:30,437 --> 00:30:33,802 But they signed the waiver once I explained to them 587 00:30:33,837 --> 00:30:36,181 that this is a family restaurant. 588 00:30:36,187 --> 00:30:39,301 No late nights, no loud music. 589 00:30:39,387 --> 00:30:41,253 If there's one thing I learned in Vegas, 590 00:30:41,268 --> 00:30:44,661 it's that booze turns most people into noisy jackasses, 591 00:30:45,176 --> 00:30:47,283 And I don't want 'em puking on my doorstep. 592 00:30:47,698 --> 00:30:51,201 Come on, Harry. You are my last holdout. 593 00:30:51,927 --> 00:30:53,260 What's it gonna take? Cash? 594 00:30:54,055 --> 00:30:56,400 Free pizza for the rest of your life? You name it. 595 00:30:56,638 --> 00:31:00,951 Look, I hate to disappoint a pretty lady, but I'm not signing. 596 00:31:03,438 --> 00:31:04,093 Harry, 597 00:31:05,198 --> 00:31:08,983 my husband quit his job to start this restaurant, 598 00:31:09,468 --> 00:31:11,860 And if we can't sell liquor, we can't make a profit... 599 00:31:11,907 --> 00:31:14,990 And whoa, whoa, whoa, Harry. eyes up here. 600 00:31:15,735 --> 00:31:16,800 Oh, sorry. I'm sorry. 601 00:31:16,895 --> 00:31:17,522 Sorry. 602 00:31:18,708 --> 00:31:21,730 This place is his dream, 603 00:31:21,735 --> 00:31:25,340 and if he can't make it work, then it's just gonna kill him, 604 00:31:25,465 --> 00:31:27,500 And consequently, it's gonna kill our marriage... 605 00:31:27,538 --> 00:31:29,281 And, Harry, Harry, what did I say? 606 00:31:29,876 --> 00:31:32,271 I know, uh, uh, I don't mean to be rude. 607 00:31:32,275 --> 00:31:35,372 It's just that my showgirl days were a while ago, 608 00:31:35,378 --> 00:31:38,420 and I can't remember the last time I laid eyes on a... 609 00:31:38,898 --> 00:31:40,381 a beautiful woman's... 610 00:31:41,187 --> 00:31:41,862 bosom. 611 00:31:48,157 --> 00:31:48,973 Really? 612 00:31:49,165 --> 00:31:51,410 Well, what if I were to... 613 00:31:52,906 --> 00:31:56,051 very briefly refresh your memory? 614 00:32:03,505 --> 00:32:04,703 Completely worth it. 615 00:32:05,298 --> 00:32:06,190 Glad you thought so. 616 00:32:18,407 --> 00:32:21,472 Come on, baby. Say it one more time for Mommy. 617 00:32:22,095 --> 00:32:23,871 So you can teach 'em to say whatever you want? 618 00:32:23,976 --> 00:32:25,900 Oh, yes. These birds are very bright. 619 00:32:26,248 --> 00:32:27,603 I think they're smarter than people. 620 00:32:29,808 --> 00:32:31,501 Some people, anyway. 621 00:32:35,857 --> 00:32:38,801 Bree! Come in. I just made some lemonade. 622 00:32:45,717 --> 00:32:47,080 This isn't a social call. 623 00:32:48,807 --> 00:32:49,803 We need to talk. 624 00:32:50,867 --> 00:32:51,553 About what? 625 00:32:52,568 --> 00:32:55,301 About what it's gonna take to get you to sell this house and move. 626 00:32:56,156 --> 00:32:57,741 Move? Why? 627 00:32:58,305 --> 00:32:59,813 You're my husband's ex-wife. 628 00:33:00,198 --> 00:33:02,440 You disappeared so people would think he killed you. 629 00:33:02,787 --> 00:33:05,443 Does my scomfort really need any further explanation? 630 00:33:07,457 --> 00:33:08,991 I had no idea you felt this way. 631 00:33:09,078 --> 00:33:09,903 Oh, please. 632 00:33:10,918 --> 00:33:13,352 Orson made it perfectly clear we don't want you here. 633 00:33:13,955 --> 00:33:16,641 Okay, now I'm really confused. 634 00:33:16,737 --> 00:33:18,743 When Orson came by, all he said was, 635 00:33:19,598 --> 00:33:22,092 "Welcome to the street" and did I need help unpacking. 636 00:33:25,448 --> 00:33:26,563 That's not true. 637 00:33:28,648 --> 00:33:29,193 You know what? 638 00:33:29,976 --> 00:33:31,703 I think I've said too much. 639 00:33:32,175 --> 00:33:33,103 How about that lemonade? 640 00:33:36,128 --> 00:33:38,133 Ma'am, where would you like this? 641 00:33:38,458 --> 00:33:40,371 Ooh, uh, upstairs. I'll show you. 642 00:33:42,428 --> 00:33:43,973 Here, drink this. 643 00:33:44,188 --> 00:33:45,803 You look a little pale. Be right back. 644 00:33:50,917 --> 00:33:51,633 Don't tell Bree. 645 00:33:55,477 --> 00:33:56,393 Don't tell Bree. 646 00:34:52,485 --> 00:34:53,321 Are you all right? 647 00:34:54,288 --> 00:34:57,301 I'm so sorry. I br... broke a glass. 648 00:34:57,508 --> 00:34:58,781 Don't worry. I'll get it. 649 00:34:59,217 --> 00:35:00,333 Well, okay... 650 00:35:01,086 --> 00:35:02,121 I have to go. 651 00:35:04,368 --> 00:35:05,000 Bree... 652 00:35:05,408 --> 00:35:06,082 Wait. 653 00:35:07,826 --> 00:35:11,942 I understand why you might feel a little threatened about my moving in here. 654 00:35:13,276 --> 00:35:15,103 But in time, you'll see I'm... 655 00:35:15,756 --> 00:35:16,940 I'm perfectly harmless. 656 00:35:31,587 --> 00:35:34,101 So... how was the mystery date? 657 00:35:34,897 --> 00:35:37,140 Uh, it was fabulous. Thanks for asking. 658 00:35:38,018 --> 00:35:39,991 Oh, come on. I want details. Who is he? 659 00:35:40,487 --> 00:35:42,783 He's some global financier, 660 00:35:42,955 --> 00:35:44,990 Saw me on the cover of "Paris Match." 661 00:35:45,368 --> 00:35:46,800 Good-looking, just not my type. 662 00:35:47,588 --> 00:35:48,203 Really? 663 00:35:49,756 --> 00:35:52,231 'Cause I always thought that you and Zach would make a really great couple. 664 00:35:53,378 --> 00:35:55,233 You son of a bitch. You were there? 665 00:35:55,727 --> 00:35:57,701 Parked across the street, laughing my ass off. 666 00:35:57,998 --> 00:35:59,550 I can't believe you followed me. 667 00:36:01,038 --> 00:36:03,892 I thought you were meeting a psycho killer for lunch. I was worried. 668 00:36:06,065 --> 00:36:09,482 Well, at least until they brought out the crayons and children's menus. 669 00:36:10,075 --> 00:36:12,760 -All right, off my porch. -Okay, but don't forget, 670 00:36:12,946 --> 00:36:14,550 you asked me to watch your back. 671 00:36:15,658 --> 00:36:16,832 Yeah, about that... 672 00:36:17,487 --> 00:36:19,921 I'm installing an alarm system tomorrow, so... 673 00:36:20,825 --> 00:36:22,752 I'm not gonnaeed you to look after me anymore. 674 00:36:25,248 --> 00:36:26,223 Gaby, I don't mind. 675 00:36:26,925 --> 00:36:27,581 I mind. 676 00:36:28,298 --> 00:36:30,873 We're divorced. I can't keep running to you every time I get scared. 677 00:36:31,797 --> 00:36:33,803 I want to be the kind of woman who can take care of herself. 678 00:36:35,986 --> 00:36:36,702 Well... 679 00:36:38,675 --> 00:36:39,453 Good for you. 680 00:36:44,407 --> 00:36:45,660 I'm still right down the block, 681 00:36:47,758 --> 00:36:48,812 So if you do need me... 682 00:36:49,956 --> 00:36:52,213 I won't. But thank you. 683 00:37:01,868 --> 00:37:02,473 Hi. 684 00:37:02,986 --> 00:37:03,703 Hey. 685 00:37:04,617 --> 00:37:05,722 You're home early. 686 00:37:05,828 --> 00:37:08,650 I'm celebrating. We got our liquor license today. 687 00:37:10,055 --> 00:37:11,193 Really? That's great! 688 00:37:11,385 --> 00:37:14,122 Yeah, Andrew said he went all over the neighborhood getting signatures. 689 00:37:14,847 --> 00:37:15,562 Good for him. 690 00:37:16,796 --> 00:37:17,891 But I think he's lying. 691 00:37:19,226 --> 00:37:21,041 I think somebody else got the siatures. 692 00:37:21,947 --> 00:37:26,562 Okay, let's say just for the sake of argument, rhat someone else did, 693 00:37:26,618 --> 00:37:29,130 someone who clearly loves you very much. 694 00:37:29,138 --> 00:37:30,373 What's wrong with that? 695 00:37:30,416 --> 00:37:33,400 Nothing. Nothing. Order has been restored in the universe. 696 00:37:33,767 --> 00:37:35,722 You saved the day. I'm a loser. 697 00:37:36,638 --> 00:37:38,781 Ah, come on, Tom. 698 00:37:38,988 --> 00:37:41,550 I tried for two months to get that waiver signed. 699 00:37:41,556 --> 00:37:42,991 You did it in a day. 700 00:37:43,246 --> 00:37:43,992 Like I said... 701 00:37:44,935 --> 00:37:46,853 You can't drown in self-pity 702 00:37:46,855 --> 00:37:49,522 just because I helped you with one tiny little thing. 703 00:37:50,228 --> 00:37:52,852 Okay, but if I tell you that the plumbing's not up code, 704 00:37:52,857 --> 00:37:55,383 that we have termites and that the chairs won't be there until after we open, 705 00:37:55,438 --> 00:37:57,191 can I drown in self-pity then? 706 00:37:58,038 --> 00:38:01,160 Why haven't you told me about all of this? 707 00:38:01,208 --> 00:38:03,862 Because I wanted to accomplish something on my own. 708 00:38:04,005 --> 00:38:07,091 I'm the man. I shouldn't have to run to my wife to bail me out. 709 00:38:07,586 --> 00:38:08,152 Ow! 710 00:38:08,207 --> 00:38:12,332 Gambling with our life savings and not asking for help 711 00:38:12,537 --> 00:38:14,303 doesn't make you a man. 712 00:38:14,405 --> 00:38:16,530 It makes you an idiot. 713 00:38:16,938 --> 00:38:19,143 Come on, Tom, for God sakes, we are a team, 714 00:38:19,148 --> 00:38:21,292 and that restaurant is a huge undertaking. 715 00:38:21,298 --> 00:38:22,503 No one could do it alone. 716 00:38:22,587 --> 00:38:24,762 You don't ask me for help with your ad campaigns. 717 00:38:25,338 --> 00:38:25,790 Ow! 718 00:38:25,915 --> 00:38:27,531 I don't have to. 719 00:38:27,538 --> 00:38:31,221 You're always giving it to me, inspiring me. 720 00:38:31,368 --> 00:38:34,352 Remember the mouthwash jingle? You came up with the hook. 721 00:38:34,535 --> 00:38:36,303 And what about the Bartlett campaign? 722 00:38:36,468 --> 00:38:38,851 Would I have ever come up with tango-dancing fleas? 723 00:38:39,025 --> 00:38:39,742 All you. 724 00:38:39,855 --> 00:38:41,953 There's nothing that I have accomplished 725 00:38:41,956 --> 00:38:43,581 that I could have done without your help. 726 00:38:44,375 --> 00:38:45,991 Okay, fine. I help. We're a team. 727 00:38:46,605 --> 00:38:47,743 Just don't hit me again. 728 00:38:49,096 --> 00:38:51,861 So tomorrow, first thing, we'll fix the plumbing, 729 00:38:52,056 --> 00:38:54,611 we'll call an exterminator, we'll rent some chairs, 730 00:38:54,616 --> 00:38:58,081 and we will open on time, and it'll be a glorious success 731 00:38:58,318 --> 00:39:02,571 that you will have achieved with my help, okay? 732 00:39:03,568 --> 00:39:04,303 Okay. 733 00:39:08,105 --> 00:39:11,111 And tonight I'm gonna slap on some sex perfume and you're gonna get naked, 734 00:39:11,116 --> 00:39:12,751 and then we're gonna see who the man is. 735 00:39:15,175 --> 00:39:16,371 God, I hope it's me. 736 00:39:16,626 --> 00:39:18,201 Oh, I'm sure it will be. 737 00:39:26,888 --> 00:39:28,762 Hey, Mom. What are you doing out here? 738 00:39:34,908 --> 00:39:36,020 Okay, here's the thing- 739 00:39:36,178 --> 00:39:39,302 Don't worry, I'm not gonna get mad. Just sit down. 740 00:39:47,908 --> 00:39:49,600 You know what upset me the most? 741 00:39:50,766 --> 00:39:53,361 That you didn't trust me enough to tell me the truth. 742 00:39:54,517 --> 00:39:56,180 I tried to. You freaked out. 743 00:39:56,186 --> 00:39:59,213 Well, of course I freaked out. I'm a parent. 744 00:40:00,155 --> 00:40:03,860 You know, we hope that our children will wait to have sex till... 745 00:40:04,817 --> 00:40:06,003 after we're dead. 746 00:40:06,707 --> 00:40:07,993 And you wonder why I went to Edie. 747 00:40:08,207 --> 00:40:11,271 Okay, that's the other thing. That cannot happen anymore. 748 00:40:12,556 --> 00:40:15,703 You and I have always had an amazing relationship. 749 00:40:17,827 --> 00:40:19,192 Let's not mess it up now. 750 00:40:20,908 --> 00:40:21,513 Okay. 751 00:40:22,736 --> 00:40:23,431 I'm sorry. 752 00:40:27,206 --> 00:40:29,392 Look, I know you think I'm too young, but... 753 00:40:30,596 --> 00:40:31,961 Austin and I are in love. 754 00:40:35,646 --> 00:40:36,862 Yeah, um... 755 00:40:39,777 --> 00:40:40,672 About that... 756 00:40:47,527 --> 00:40:50,892 God, I wish there was a pill you could take to protect your heart. 757 00:40:52,507 --> 00:40:53,230 What do you mean? 758 00:40:56,556 --> 00:40:57,372 Honey, I... 759 00:40:58,048 --> 00:41:00,652 I was over at Edie's today and, 760 00:41:01,837 --> 00:41:03,253 I walked in the door... 761 00:41:04,177 --> 00:41:06,260 Uh, yes. I need to speak to my husband. 762 00:41:08,557 --> 00:41:10,002 Uh, yes. There he is. 763 00:41:10,128 --> 00:41:11,041 Would you... 764 00:41:11,646 --> 00:41:14,462 please ask him to come home as early as possible tonight. 765 00:41:15,197 --> 00:41:15,850 Thank you. 766 00:41:20,728 --> 00:41:22,720 It's a dangerous world... 767 00:41:26,165 --> 00:41:28,403 So we all look for protection... 768 00:41:31,288 --> 00:41:34,230 And whether we find it in the arms of our mother... 769 00:41:39,255 --> 00:41:41,811 Or at the end of a jacket blade... 770 00:41:46,766 --> 00:41:49,022 In the kiss of our sweetheart... 771 00:41:53,148 --> 00:41:55,033 Or at the end of a barrel... 772 00:41:56,248 --> 00:41:59,101 We do what we have to, to feel safe... 773 00:42:02,638 --> 00:42:05,912 Beacuse we know somewhere in the world... 774 00:42:11,607 --> 00:42:14,613 There are those who will do us harm.