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What's this about?
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Um, I guess...
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professionalism.
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At least going
through the motions
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of doing the job
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and pretending it matters.
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You're firing me?
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Henry, I need this job.
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Well, I am sorry.
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Okay, this's kind
of what I'm talking about.
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Am I un-fired?
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No.
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I just lost my job.
I need a drink.
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Please, Henry, don't--
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Look, I warned you
three times, Tim.
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What am I supposed to do?
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Not give a shit like
a human being.
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All you had to do was be
on time and not get drunk.
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It's not a difficult
job description.
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It's because I was born short.
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What? No, no--!
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You think it's easy holding that
fucking tray up so high--?
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Tim, this is only because
you're a shitty worker.
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Henry?
That's it.
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The promoter's looking for you.
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Yes, just in a second, Lydia.
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Boss's busy firing me 'cause
I make him uncomfortable.
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It's, it's not true.
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My car payments.
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I'm gonna lose my car
and my life will collapse
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because of you.
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Are you happy?
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No, I'm not happy.
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You love the power.
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The big boss man.
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You're gonna think about this
tonight and jerk off.
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And we are back...
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Sync by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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Does this seem okay to you?
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Oh, you look so handsome,
sweetie.
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Really?
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No. No Hot Pockets, honey.
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Just salad, study
the Hannah Montanas, and bed.
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You got new headshots again?
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Yeah, when my base jumping
movie comes out,
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I'll move up to B list.
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Gotta rebrand, you know--
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It's described in his contract.
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Not only does this have
six layers, not five,
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but it has four sides.
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Okay, I understand.
You don't.
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The man's a practicing
Satanist.
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Five is very important to them.
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Five layers.
Five sides.
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The pentagram.
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You give a Satanist
a four- sided sandwich,
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that's like giving Golda Meir
a fucking baked ham.
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We're on it.
We have new ones ready to go.
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Henry, thank you.
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If Jackal Onassis bitches to
me about one more thing...
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No problem.
Those ready to go?
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No.
No?
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Hey, Henry, check this out,
what do you think, man?
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Kyle, not now.
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Roman, encore's over,
I need these right now.
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What the fuck do you want from me?
I'm alone. Where's Tim?
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Henry fired him.
What?
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Okay, Alan's sending
a replacement.
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Actually, it's someone we know.
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Why'd you fire Tim?
Tim's awesome.
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Because he didn't give
a shit about the job,
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which is something I actually
wanted to talk to everyone about.
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Okay, attitudes have been getting
a little lax around here,
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so I just wanted to
ask everyone
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if we could just act
more professional.
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What, I'm trying to
be serious here, Roman.
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I know, that's why
it's funny. Your posture and--
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Just for tonight,
can you please try and pretend
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to give even one millionth
of a percent of a shit.
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Wow, did Knute Rockne show up?
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Casey. Welcome,
thank you,
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for, you know,
the short notice.
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Everybody, you remember Casey?
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Oh, Lydia, I'm sorry,
Casey Klein.
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Hi.
Oh, welcome.
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Thank you.
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Casey's the replacement?
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Dude, isn't that kind
of awkward?
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It's not,
I knew she was coming.
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Hey, Casey.
Yes.
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Tell me
if it's cool or--?
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Cool, yeah.
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You're wearing a blouse,
but... that's cool.
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No, they said it was
a unisex chemise.
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I think it's lovely.
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Thanks.
Hey, team leader.
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That's fuckin' crazy
that you're team leader.
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Yeah. We're kinda slammed,
tonight so--
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Okay, is there something
I should do?
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Shit.
Goddamn it!
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Kyle, Roman, you take that one.
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Here, can you pick those up?
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Cool. Thank you.
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"Born out of Satan's anus."
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Jeez, that's stupid.
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Satan is a fallen angel.
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He can't poo,
he doesn't have an anus.
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Must be awkward
seeing Casey again, yeah?
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I think I'll be able to manage.
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So, Uda must be fierce
in the sack, huh?
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Actually, this
isn't a conversation
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I'm going to participate in.
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You don't have to.
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It's common knowledge that
uptight, controlling women
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are sexually explosive.
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Casey!
Hey!
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God, I'm glad to have a girl
in this big boys' club.
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Yeah.
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You're so pretty.
You have to be an actress.
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Oh, God, thank you.
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I'm actually a comedian.
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Oh.
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Like Whoopie Goldberg?
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Sort of.
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Ed, my ex, hates
Whoopie Goldberg.
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He said that women
shouldn't do comedy
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because they're not
naturally funny.
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Well, club owners, many
of them think that way.
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And he has issues with blacks.
Oh!
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So why he would have
an affair with one...
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That is a question
for a psychologist.
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Yeah.
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Or as Ed would say,
a "Jew faggot."
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I'm serious, Jackal,
it was brilliant.
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It was fuckin' brilliant.
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Ah, thanks, Todd.
Thanks for being so full of shit, man.
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And I wanna fuck
your wife, so...
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Blah, blah, blah,
bullshit from you, man.
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Uh, corrected sandwiches.
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Very sorry for the mix-up.
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Oh, come on, man, I get bullshit
from everybody in my life!
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You can't seriously be
very sorry about sandwiches!
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This is your ex-husband?
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Very ex.
Yes, very ex.
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Ug. Me and Escapade left
him back in Wapato.
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Escapade, that's your car?
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My daughter the future star.
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Your daughter!
She acts, sings, dances.
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Does comedy.
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We sure would love some
pointers on being funny.
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Oh, God, I don't--
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Ohh.
I mean, I can try.
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I don't know what
I can tell you guys.
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Ohhh...
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Okay.
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Mmm...
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How are you doing?
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Because Kyle told me
that you and Henry
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used to--
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It was a really long time ago.
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It's really not a big deal.
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I know--how it is because,
No...
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After my divorce,
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I still worked as
the receptionist
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at Ed's exterminating service,
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Cramped together,
hate and lust all--
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Yeah, that doesn't--
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sound great,
but it's so not--
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We'll do a sign.
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A sign?
We'll do a sign.
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If you feel uncomfortable
at any time,
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give me the sign.
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Great.
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So you're not sorry.
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Finally, some reality,
thank you.
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Well, you're welcome.
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Is there there
anything else--?
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You know, I wanted all this.
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It's my fault.
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I wanted this fame.
Success.
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You guys know
the gypsy's curse?
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Your body's covered with warts.
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"May you get
everything you wish for."
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That's my curse.
Sorry to hear that.
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We actually I have to go--
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Oh, what, do you have real-life
responsibilities?
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Yes.
I wish I had those.
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I want those.
I have a fake life.
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I have fake friends,
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fake conversations,
fake experiences--
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The pussy, the money?
That's real.
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Look, the pussy's here
for the fame.
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And what the fuck is money?
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It's mortar holding up
stinking walls of bullshit.
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Know what I wish I could buy?
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This. It's being you guys.
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A real guy, an ordinary job.
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This is a day job.
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I'm a writer,
hard sci-fi.
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But you deal with reality,
you know what I'm saying?
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Yeah, I know
what you're sayin',
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and that's why I think this
is actually not all that bad.
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Okay-- okay, so then
let's switch, man.
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Just for tonight.
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I mean, being me's easy, man.
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All you gotta do
is throw on some make-up,
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act like a total dick,
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and let girls throw themselves
at you, what do you say?
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Yeah, I'm in.
What?
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I can do it. You have a girlfriend!
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Excuse me.
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Hello?
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What?
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Okay...hold on.
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I am very sorry.
I have to go.
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Roman, on the back bar?
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Don't worry about me.
Now?
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Okay.
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Ron?
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Yes, Henry Pollard!
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The big boss man!
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Ah, shit!
Oh! Yeah...
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I saw the van and I was like,
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please let that be
Henry's crew!
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Yeah!
Yes!
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Wow, it's been a while.
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Hey how's Soup R' Crackers?
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Great experience.
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Yeah?
Yes.
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I need you to get me backstage.
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Oh, I don't know, Ron.
It's a crazy night,
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and I could get in trouble.
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No, I get it, I was
team leader, sure.
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Absolutely, I get it.
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I need you to do me a favor.
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Will he do it?
I could call Paco.
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No, no! Do not
call Paco!
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I got it.
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It's Mandy.
It's my lady friend.
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She's a big Jackal Onassis fan.
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I promised to get her backstage
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for an autograph.
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Henry, come on, buddy,
I need a miracle.
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Just...try to keep
a low profile, okay?
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I'm backstage
at Jackal Onassis!
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Jesus.
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I'm gonna get my drink on!
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Uh, excuse me, where's Roman?
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He's in make-up.
We switched.
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Jackal Onassis?
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I want to be called "Dennis."
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Oh, fuck.
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Hey listen,
don't be mad at Roman.
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I said I'd have you all fired
if he didn't switch.
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Or if you tell anyone,
so don't tell anybody.
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I just wanna be
a real guy, man.
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But this isn't real.
This is fake.
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It's kind of real.
It's not real.
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It's realish.
260
00:10:11,341 --> 00:10:12,775
Can I get a beer?
261
00:10:12,809 --> 00:10:14,744
Yes, you may.
262
00:10:19,082 --> 00:10:20,750
In the cooler,
check wristbands.
263
00:10:20,784 --> 00:10:22,485
Cool.
Ahem.
264
00:10:22,519 --> 00:10:24,654
Coming right up.
265
00:10:26,423 --> 00:10:27,757
There you go, sweetie.
266
00:10:27,791 --> 00:10:29,692
Don't "sweetie" me, asshole.
267
00:10:29,726 --> 00:10:31,994
Oh, that is real.
She just called me an asshole.
268
00:10:32,029 --> 00:10:33,329
That is fantastic.
269
00:10:33,363 --> 00:10:36,232
So what is your
girlfriend's name, man?
270
00:10:36,266 --> 00:10:39,001
My girlfriend?
Yeah.
271
00:10:39,036 --> 00:10:40,136
Uda. Why?
272
00:10:40,170 --> 00:10:41,704
Just shooting the shit
with my co-workers.
273
00:10:41,738 --> 00:10:43,239
That's what I do.
274
00:10:43,273 --> 00:10:44,740
What line of work
is she in, buddy?
275
00:10:44,775 --> 00:10:46,309
Also catering.
276
00:10:46,343 --> 00:10:49,111
So it's kind of boring.
Consider the shit shot.
277
00:10:49,146 --> 00:10:51,414
That is great.
Know what's actually boring?
278
00:10:51,448 --> 00:10:53,382
Fucking models in penthouses.
279
00:10:53,417 --> 00:10:54,750
Really, that's boring?
Yep.
280
00:10:54,785 --> 00:10:56,018
That doesn't
sound boring to me.
281
00:10:56,053 --> 00:10:57,553
Try doing it hundreds of times.
282
00:10:57,588 --> 00:10:58,955
Still not boring.
283
00:10:58,989 --> 00:11:01,457
Malibu and coke,
and a Goldschlager shot.
284
00:11:01,491 --> 00:11:03,259
Coming right up.
285
00:11:03,293 --> 00:11:05,461
Hey, how's my boy doing
as team leader?
286
00:11:05,495 --> 00:11:06,462
This guy is terrific.
287
00:11:06,496 --> 00:11:07,430
I used to be his boss.
288
00:11:07,464 --> 00:11:09,098
Where the fuck is ckal Onassis?
289
00:11:09,132 --> 00:11:11,100
The show ended,
like, an hour ago.
290
00:11:11,134 --> 00:11:12,468
Hey, what did I say, sweetie?
291
00:11:12,502 --> 00:11:13,636
We'll get that autograph.
292
00:11:13,670 --> 00:11:15,371
Why? Why do you want his
autograph, anyway?
293
00:11:15,405 --> 00:11:16,706
He's just a guy.
294
00:11:16,740 --> 00:11:19,308
He's awesome
and fucking famous?
295
00:11:19,343 --> 00:11:21,177
God, who're you?
A bartender nobody
296
00:11:21,211 --> 00:11:23,479
who makes shitty drinks.
Ooh!
297
00:11:23,513 --> 00:11:25,114
I'm a bartender nobody!
298
00:11:25,148 --> 00:11:27,383
Okay, how awesome is that?
299
00:11:27,417 --> 00:11:28,884
Is is really fun.
300
00:11:31,521 --> 00:11:32,788
I want you so bad.
301
00:11:32,823 --> 00:11:34,790
Yeah, great. I want you.
302
00:11:38,295 --> 00:11:39,462
Oh!
303
00:11:41,531 --> 00:11:44,333
Oh, my God.
There he is.
304
00:11:44,368 --> 00:11:46,268
Hey.
305
00:11:46,303 --> 00:11:49,205
You are so awesome.
306
00:11:49,239 --> 00:11:50,239
Yeah.
307
00:11:50,273 --> 00:11:51,941
I'm freaking out.
308
00:11:51,975 --> 00:11:53,909
Could I please
get your autograph?
309
00:11:53,944 --> 00:11:57,113
Yeah, why don't we go
to my dressing room,
310
00:11:57,147 --> 00:11:58,714
the three of us.
311
00:11:58,749 --> 00:12:01,083
I'm gonna do you first.
312
00:12:01,118 --> 00:12:02,418
Does that turn you on?
313
00:12:06,256 --> 00:12:07,790
I was just joking.
314
00:12:10,127 --> 00:12:12,128
You know, jokes.
315
00:12:17,200 --> 00:12:21,037
Hey, um, we need glasses
at the back bar, please.
316
00:12:21,071 --> 00:12:22,538
Okay.
317
00:12:24,841 --> 00:12:26,742
So, what, we don't see
each other for nine months,
318
00:12:26,777 --> 00:12:28,310
and that's your
big opening line?
319
00:12:28,345 --> 00:12:31,480
Um, yeah, I'm sorry.
320
00:12:31,515 --> 00:12:34,116
I had to fire a guy,
321
00:12:34,151 --> 00:12:37,153
and Roman's...
doing something weird,
322
00:12:37,187 --> 00:12:39,221
and there's a new guy.
Mm-hmm?
323
00:12:39,256 --> 00:12:40,723
New guy... it's
a weird night.
324
00:12:40,757 --> 00:12:42,024
Very weird.
325
00:12:42,059 --> 00:12:44,360
How, how have you been?
326
00:12:44,394 --> 00:12:46,162
I've been fine.
327
00:12:46,196 --> 00:12:48,330
The cruise was good.
328
00:12:48,365 --> 00:12:53,035
You know, I worked my act,
didn't get a stomach virus,
329
00:12:53,070 --> 00:12:55,705
which I consider to be
some kind of coup.
330
00:12:55,739 --> 00:12:57,006
That is terrific.
331
00:12:57,040 --> 00:12:59,241
And now I'm back here.
I'm working the grind.
332
00:12:59,276 --> 00:13:00,276
Great.
333
00:13:00,310 --> 00:13:02,978
Oh, I'm seeing somebody now,
334
00:13:03,013 --> 00:13:05,314
which is purely by way
of information.
335
00:13:05,348 --> 00:13:08,951
That's not to make any sort
of awkward-- Hi, Lydia.
336
00:13:08,985 --> 00:13:10,119
Hi!
337
00:13:10,153 --> 00:13:12,421
Do you need something?
338
00:13:12,456 --> 00:13:14,256
No.
339
00:13:15,826 --> 00:13:17,593
Nope.
340
00:13:18,662 --> 00:13:21,130
How are you?
I'm good.
341
00:13:21,164 --> 00:13:22,531
Yeah, how's acting?
342
00:13:22,566 --> 00:13:23,766
Acting?
Yeah.
343
00:13:23,800 --> 00:13:28,771
Um, no, I'm just, uh,
you know, team leading.
344
00:13:28,805 --> 00:13:29,905
Right.
345
00:13:29,940 --> 00:13:31,941
This is where
the magic happened.
346
00:13:31,975 --> 00:13:33,576
I call this
"the prep zone--"
347
00:13:33,610 --> 00:13:35,211
♪ The prep zone ♪
348
00:13:35,245 --> 00:13:36,412
Hey!
349
00:13:36,446 --> 00:13:38,447
Casey Klein, Casey Klein?
350
00:13:38,482 --> 00:13:40,583
Oh, my God!
351
00:13:40,617 --> 00:13:43,853
Ron? What are
you doing here?
352
00:13:43,887 --> 00:13:46,188
Oh, Mandy, Casey.
I was her boss.
353
00:13:46,223 --> 00:13:47,490
Are you guys
back togeth--?
354
00:13:47,524 --> 00:13:49,291
No.
Oh, no. No.
355
00:13:49,326 --> 00:13:51,293
How's Soup R' Crackers?
356
00:13:51,328 --> 00:13:55,831
Great experience, unbelievable.
357
00:13:55,866 --> 00:13:57,833
That's great, Ron.
I'm really happy for yo--
358
00:13:57,868 --> 00:14:01,237
But this is the best part,
this beauty.
359
00:14:01,271 --> 00:14:03,472
Mandy came in and applied
for a cashier job
360
00:14:03,507 --> 00:14:05,307
and I just had
this feeling. I just--
361
00:14:05,342 --> 00:14:07,610
I just wanted to
make her happy.
362
00:14:07,644 --> 00:14:09,545
So he hired me.
363
00:14:09,579 --> 00:14:12,248
Yeah, mission accomplished.
364
00:14:12,282 --> 00:14:14,150
Until it cratered, which sucks,
365
00:14:14,184 --> 00:14:16,385
because now I'm at IHOP
and it blows.
366
00:14:16,419 --> 00:14:17,853
But what do you
mean it cratered?
367
00:14:17,888 --> 00:14:20,756
What happened?
Nothing!
368
00:14:20,791 --> 00:14:23,392
Nothing, nothing happened.
I did everything right!
369
00:14:23,426 --> 00:14:25,394
It should've been huge.
370
00:14:25,428 --> 00:14:28,497
Bad economy,
what do you think of?
371
00:14:28,532 --> 00:14:29,999
Soup kitchens, bread lines,
372
00:14:30,033 --> 00:14:31,700
all-you-can-eat
salad, right?
373
00:14:31,735 --> 00:14:34,970
And what does corporate do
with this opportunity?
374
00:14:35,005 --> 00:14:37,540
They fuckin' go bankrupt.
375
00:14:37,574 --> 00:14:39,141
Ron, we gonna get
the autograph,
376
00:14:39,176 --> 00:14:41,510
or just look at bars
and kitchens?
377
00:14:41,545 --> 00:14:44,513
Yes, yes, autograph!
378
00:14:44,548 --> 00:14:46,248
Good to see you, Ron.
379
00:14:46,283 --> 00:14:49,318
Ah, good memories.
380
00:14:49,352 --> 00:14:51,720
I'm coming, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
381
00:14:51,755 --> 00:14:53,556
Yeah, so it's a weird night.
382
00:14:53,590 --> 00:14:56,192
That girl is, like, eleven.
383
00:14:56,226 --> 00:14:57,193
Um, glasses?
384
00:14:57,227 --> 00:14:59,061
Glasses. Glasses.
385
00:14:59,095 --> 00:15:00,963
Henry.
Hey.
386
00:15:00,997 --> 00:15:03,866
Can you remind your guys
to lock the door
387
00:15:03,900 --> 00:15:05,267
when they go to the van?
388
00:15:05,302 --> 00:15:06,936
Because people try to sneak in.
389
00:15:06,970 --> 00:15:08,904
Of course, sir,
I'll take care of it.
390
00:15:08,939 --> 00:15:11,640
And can you tell the bartender
to go easy on the booze,
391
00:15:11,675 --> 00:15:12,842
'Cause it's--
Sure, yeah.
392
00:15:12,876 --> 00:15:14,243
Good, good.
393
00:15:14,277 --> 00:15:16,045
No picnic, being boss, huh?
394
00:15:16,079 --> 00:15:17,246
That's true.
395
00:15:17,280 --> 00:15:20,649
"Are we having fun yet?"
You look like that guy.
396
00:15:20,684 --> 00:15:22,184
From the beer ads.
397
00:15:22,219 --> 00:15:24,887
Yeah, yeah, I get that a lot.
398
00:15:24,921 --> 00:15:27,690
I mean everything you said,
I'm doing it.
399
00:15:27,724 --> 00:15:29,391
They're just not going for it.
400
00:15:29,426 --> 00:15:31,694
The contempt part's
really is important.
401
00:15:32,996 --> 00:15:35,931
I have total contempt
for these dumb bitches.
402
00:15:35,966 --> 00:15:38,000
They're brainless morons.
403
00:15:38,034 --> 00:15:39,635
I don't know what
to tell you, Roman.
404
00:15:39,669 --> 00:15:41,437
You want to have sex with them?
Yes!
405
00:15:41,471 --> 00:15:43,405
Okay, well that's the problem.
You have to not want it.
406
00:15:43,440 --> 00:15:44,907
If you want it,
they're not into it.
407
00:15:44,941 --> 00:15:47,943
It's like Xeno's paradox.
408
00:15:47,978 --> 00:15:49,678
I can't see shit
without my glasses.
409
00:15:51,014 --> 00:15:52,581
Is that blonde over there hot?
410
00:15:52,616 --> 00:15:53,949
The one with the tights
with the eyeliner?
411
00:15:53,984 --> 00:15:54,984
I don't know.
I can't tell.
412
00:15:55,018 --> 00:15:56,252
It's a man.
413
00:15:56,286 --> 00:15:57,786
Fuckin' shit.
414
00:15:57,821 --> 00:15:59,288
I think I saw some pretty
damaged-looking sluts
415
00:15:59,322 --> 00:16:00,823
over by the snack tray, though.
416
00:16:00,857 --> 00:16:02,057
That's my type.
Do it.
417
00:16:03,159 --> 00:16:04,260
Mr. Jackal, Mr. Jackal,
418
00:16:04,294 --> 00:16:05,761
I have a very special
lady friend,
419
00:16:05,795 --> 00:16:07,696
who'd love your autograph.
Fuck off, loser.
420
00:16:09,833 --> 00:16:10,900
Excuse me.
421
00:16:12,302 --> 00:16:14,470
Hey, you must be the new guy.
422
00:16:14,504 --> 00:16:15,504
Yeah.
423
00:16:15,538 --> 00:16:17,072
Hey, hey, how's
it going with Henry?
424
00:16:17,107 --> 00:16:18,540
It is going fine with Henry.
425
00:16:18,575 --> 00:16:19,942
Thank you for asking again.
426
00:16:19,976 --> 00:16:20,943
I'm Dennis.
427
00:16:20,977 --> 00:16:22,044
You must be Uda.
428
00:16:22,078 --> 00:16:24,380
What? No.
I'm Casey. Oh.
429
00:16:24,414 --> 00:16:25,881
That's so weird that
you'd say Uda.
430
00:16:25,916 --> 00:16:28,617
I just-- Well, I know Henry is
dating a caterer named Uda, so--
431
00:16:30,287 --> 00:16:33,656
Henry's dating Uda Bengt?
432
00:16:33,690 --> 00:16:38,560
Blonde, works for
Valhalla catering?
433
00:16:38,595 --> 00:16:41,997
Isn't it something
how guys always rebound
434
00:16:42,032 --> 00:16:43,532
to your opposite?
435
00:16:43,566 --> 00:16:47,136
My ex, his new girlfriend
is a professional athlete.
436
00:16:47,170 --> 00:16:49,338
She's got triceps that would
make her hat fly off.
437
00:16:49,372 --> 00:16:51,240
Hey. How's it going, guys?
438
00:16:51,274 --> 00:16:52,775
Fine.
439
00:16:52,809 --> 00:16:55,878
Casey, may I speak with you
in the next room for a moment?
440
00:16:55,912 --> 00:16:58,013
Yeah, sure, Lydia.
What do you need help with?
441
00:16:58,048 --> 00:16:59,248
Nothing, I don't need anything.
442
00:16:59,282 --> 00:17:01,350
I thought we were
doing the getaway.
443
00:17:01,384 --> 00:17:03,719
What are you talking about?
What does that even mean, doing the getaway?
444
00:17:03,753 --> 00:17:05,187
Didn't you give the sign?
445
00:17:05,221 --> 00:17:06,522
I didn't do the sign.
446
00:17:06,556 --> 00:17:07,690
I don't know what the sign is.
447
00:17:07,724 --> 00:17:10,492
You totally did the sign!
It's this.
448
00:17:10,527 --> 00:17:13,562
There's no way that-- I've
never done that in my life.
449
00:17:13,596 --> 00:17:16,532
So, the host complained you're
making the drinks too strong.
450
00:17:16,566 --> 00:17:18,834
Am I gonna get fired, man?
451
00:17:18,868 --> 00:17:20,369
How intense would that be?
452
00:17:20,403 --> 00:17:22,071
"You are terminated.
453
00:17:22,105 --> 00:17:24,173
Give me your key card."
454
00:17:24,207 --> 00:17:25,708
He just wants to save on booze.
455
00:17:25,742 --> 00:17:28,811
Okay, well, pinching pennies.
I never thought about that.
456
00:17:28,845 --> 00:17:31,246
That is fuckin' adorable.
457
00:17:31,281 --> 00:17:33,349
This whole thing is awesome,
thank you so much.
458
00:17:33,383 --> 00:17:34,450
No problem.
459
00:17:34,484 --> 00:17:36,251
Hey what's going on
with you and Casey?
460
00:17:36,286 --> 00:17:38,087
Nothing. Why?
461
00:17:38,121 --> 00:17:40,089
When I talked about your girlfriend,
she got a little weird.
462
00:17:44,461 --> 00:17:48,597
Weird like upset or--
Just weird.
463
00:17:48,631 --> 00:17:50,566
Weird.
464
00:17:52,736 --> 00:17:54,870
Just those eyes,
those vacant eyes.
465
00:17:54,904 --> 00:17:57,306
So what do I do?
I give them something to live for,
466
00:17:57,340 --> 00:17:59,842
sort of a direction,
a hope, a future.
467
00:17:59,876 --> 00:18:01,010
You guys ever heard
of Nietzsche?
468
00:18:01,044 --> 00:18:03,345
Hey, Jackal Onassis, man!
469
00:18:03,380 --> 00:18:06,448
Hey, I just wanna say
I really respect your act.
470
00:18:06,483 --> 00:18:07,883
I'm in a band myself.
471
00:18:07,917 --> 00:18:10,786
Yeah, I bet you are.
What is it, emo pop bullshit?
472
00:18:10,820 --> 00:18:12,021
Right, yeah.
473
00:18:12,055 --> 00:18:14,923
It's kind of like emo,
but more like power emo?
474
00:18:14,958 --> 00:18:16,558
That sounds shittier than emo.
475
00:18:16,593 --> 00:18:17,926
You guys play arou?
476
00:18:17,961 --> 00:18:20,095
Yeah, at Cherry, Ice Castle.
You should check us out.
477
00:18:20,130 --> 00:18:21,263
You guys would fuckin' love us.
478
00:18:21,297 --> 00:18:23,399
Wait, how many albums
have I sold?
479
00:18:23,433 --> 00:18:24,566
Eight million.
480
00:18:24,601 --> 00:18:25,667
That's right, eight million,
481
00:18:25,702 --> 00:18:27,403
So why the fuck are
you talking to--?
482
00:18:27,437 --> 00:18:28,804
We have a show coming up
next weekend.
483
00:18:28,838 --> 00:18:30,606
You guys should come.
I'll put you on the list.
484
00:18:30,640 --> 00:18:32,408
Wait, were you on
Society Kids?
485
00:18:32,442 --> 00:18:33,776
Yeah, yeah.
486
00:18:33,810 --> 00:18:36,445
You were the Harvard guy.
487
00:18:36,479 --> 00:18:39,014
I do a lot of acting,
and some modeling.
488
00:18:39,049 --> 00:18:40,049
Uh, security!
489
00:18:40,083 --> 00:18:41,717
What's the problem, sir?
490
00:18:41,751 --> 00:18:44,253
I'm trying to talk
to these girls.
491
00:18:44,287 --> 00:18:45,587
The problem is--?
492
00:18:45,622 --> 00:18:47,589
He's talking to them.
493
00:18:47,624 --> 00:18:48,924
But, from a security angle--
494
00:18:48,958 --> 00:18:51,593
Hey, man, I just wanted to say
I have mad respect for you.
495
00:18:51,628 --> 00:18:52,828
Lemme get your names.
496
00:18:52,862 --> 00:18:54,363
Yeah, let's go!
497
00:18:56,066 --> 00:18:57,966
Are you fuckin' serious?
498
00:18:58,001 --> 00:19:03,005
Oh, my God, I'm like
your hugest fan.
499
00:19:04,641 --> 00:19:07,042
I'll do anything
for an autograph.
500
00:19:07,077 --> 00:19:09,311
Yeah, anything?
501
00:19:11,981 --> 00:19:13,649
Home sweet home.
502
00:19:13,683 --> 00:19:15,084
Lemme just find a pen.
503
00:19:15,118 --> 00:19:17,219
Those skulls are awesome.
504
00:19:17,253 --> 00:19:20,456
Yeah, I'm thinkin' of getting rid of them.
They're old.
505
00:19:20,490 --> 00:19:22,624
Oh, you want me to sign
one of these photos?
506
00:19:22,659 --> 00:19:24,660
Actually, would you
mind doing two?
507
00:19:24,694 --> 00:19:26,762
Okay, your want one
for your friend?
508
00:19:26,796 --> 00:19:28,831
For my twins.
509
00:19:38,074 --> 00:19:39,641
Sorry.
510
00:19:47,484 --> 00:19:51,487
She says she's okay,
but I worry.
511
00:19:51,521 --> 00:19:53,789
You know what, Henry's
the one I'm worried about.
512
00:19:53,823 --> 00:19:55,457
Henry? Why?
513
00:19:55,492 --> 00:19:56,792
Yeah, she dumped him.
514
00:19:56,826 --> 00:19:58,994
Yeah, booked a gig,
left him high and dry.
515
00:19:59,028 --> 00:20:00,295
It was fuckin' cold.
516
00:20:00,330 --> 00:20:02,831
He did not mention that to me.
517
00:20:02,866 --> 00:20:05,100
He probably feels emasculated
518
00:20:05,135 --> 00:20:06,835
and super embarrassed
and stuff.
519
00:20:06,870 --> 00:20:09,071
I'm sure he does.
That's classic Henry, right, Kyle?
520
00:20:09,105 --> 00:20:11,240
That's right.
And now they have to work together.
521
00:20:11,274 --> 00:20:13,775
Can you even image what
he must have done to her?
522
00:20:13,810 --> 00:20:15,277
Malibu and coke.
523
00:20:15,311 --> 00:20:18,247
Has anybody seen
my little lady friend?
524
00:20:18,281 --> 00:20:20,082
What are you looking--
525
00:20:20,116 --> 00:20:23,185
Ah...
I warned him.
526
00:20:23,219 --> 00:20:24,686
Workplace romance.
527
00:20:24,721 --> 00:20:26,655
Bad idea.
528
00:20:26,689 --> 00:20:29,158
I've got a team to run, these
two are screwing in closet.
529
00:20:29,192 --> 00:20:31,260
Seizing that desperate moment
amidst the drudgery.
530
00:20:31,294 --> 00:20:32,594
That is some real life,
you guys.
531
00:20:32,629 --> 00:20:34,429
Henry and Casey aren't
right for each other.
532
00:20:34,464 --> 00:20:36,865
Henry's much better
off with Uda.
533
00:20:36,900 --> 00:20:38,534
You can tell there's
something still there
534
00:20:38,568 --> 00:20:40,335
They're totally
awkward together.
535
00:20:40,370 --> 00:20:42,137
Wait...Henry's
dating Uda Bengt?
536
00:20:42,172 --> 00:20:44,339
Yeah.
Totally.
537
00:20:48,545 --> 00:20:52,247
Uh, can I talk
to you for a minute?
538
00:20:52,282 --> 00:20:53,549
Yeah.
539
00:20:53,583 --> 00:20:55,250
Look, if this is weird for you,
540
00:20:55,285 --> 00:20:57,819
I can totally get Alan
to send somebody else.
541
00:20:57,854 --> 00:20:59,254
No, no.
It's not a big deal.
542
00:20:59,289 --> 00:21:00,789
Not at all.
543
00:21:00,823 --> 00:21:04,026
Well, Dennis told me
you're seeing Uda,
544
00:21:04,060 --> 00:21:07,362
so, I mean, if you told Dennis
that and you didn't tell me,
545
00:21:07,397 --> 00:21:10,165
then I figure things are
probably kind of weird for you.
546
00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:12,201
Well, I going to tell
you, but--
547
00:21:12,235 --> 00:21:13,302
What?
548
00:21:13,336 --> 00:21:15,837
I didn't want it to be awkward.
549
00:21:15,872 --> 00:21:18,340
Well, I don't want it
to be awkward either,
550
00:21:18,374 --> 00:21:20,342
obviously, but it kind of is.
551
00:21:20,376 --> 00:21:23,178
So... I don't know.
552
00:21:23,213 --> 00:21:24,846
Well, if it's too weird,
I can call Alan,
553
00:21:24,881 --> 00:21:26,515
and have Mundo here
for tomorrow.
554
00:21:26,549 --> 00:21:28,150
It's up to you.
555
00:21:36,859 --> 00:21:38,360
Not the sign.
556
00:21:40,797 --> 00:21:42,831
I don't know.
Okay, I don't, I can't--
557
00:21:42,865 --> 00:21:44,066
Here, look.
I have a coin.
558
00:21:44,100 --> 00:21:45,334
I'll flip a coin?
How 'bout that?
559
00:21:48,738 --> 00:21:50,639
Whoo! I got it!
560
00:21:50,673 --> 00:21:52,274
He is so cool!
561
00:21:52,308 --> 00:21:53,675
You got the autograph?
562
00:21:53,710 --> 00:21:55,410
Yeah! On my tits!
563
00:21:55,445 --> 00:21:58,847
Oh! On both of them.
564
00:22:00,283 --> 00:22:01,883
That doesn't say
Jackal Onassis.
565
00:22:01,918 --> 00:22:03,952
Maybe it's his real name.
I don't know what it is.
566
00:22:03,987 --> 00:22:05,721
It's Arnold Shirling.
567
00:22:05,755 --> 00:22:06,855
And look.
568
00:22:06,889 --> 00:22:09,992
Lucky I shaved yesterday.
569
00:22:10,026 --> 00:22:11,560
"Roman DeBeers."
570
00:22:11,594 --> 00:22:12,861
What's that?
571
00:22:12,895 --> 00:22:14,596
Roman DeBe--
572
00:22:16,666 --> 00:22:18,166
Roman!
573
00:22:18,201 --> 00:22:19,201
What?
574
00:22:19,235 --> 00:22:20,636
Roman!
575
00:22:20,670 --> 00:22:22,337
Who's that?
576
00:22:25,074 --> 00:22:27,009
Heads.
577
00:22:27,043 --> 00:22:28,977
So I'll stay.
578
00:22:29,012 --> 00:22:31,680
So heads we stay.
Was I heads?
579
00:22:31,714 --> 00:22:33,649
Yeah.
Okay, good.
580
00:22:33,683 --> 00:22:36,251
Come on, you asshole!
You fucking weasel!
581
00:22:36,286 --> 00:22:37,786
That's my lady friend!
582
00:22:37,820 --> 00:22:39,321
What the fuck, man!
583
00:22:39,355 --> 00:22:41,156
She didn't say anything
about a boyfriend.
584
00:22:41,190 --> 00:22:43,892
Ron, God!
Don't embarrass me.
585
00:22:43,926 --> 00:22:45,227
God, is that Roman?
586
00:22:45,261 --> 00:22:46,461
I told you, crazy night.
587
00:22:46,496 --> 00:22:48,530
You can't be jealous,
he's a superstar--
588
00:22:48,564 --> 00:22:52,100
No, listen to me!
That isn't Jackal Onassis!
589
00:22:52,135 --> 00:22:54,603
It's Roman.
I was his boss!
590
00:22:54,637 --> 00:22:56,405
I knew it.
See, he had no aura.
591
00:22:56,439 --> 00:22:58,206
Wait, so who signed my tits
592
00:22:58,241 --> 00:23:00,309
and my vee-jay wasn't
Jackal Onassis,
593
00:23:00,343 --> 00:23:02,444
it was just some guy?
594
00:23:02,478 --> 00:23:04,379
The difference
is what, folks, come on?
595
00:23:04,414 --> 00:23:05,580
Oh, yuck!
Kill him, Ron!
596
00:23:05,615 --> 00:23:07,549
I'm gonna fuckin'
rip your--
597
00:23:13,623 --> 00:23:14,856
Baby?
598
00:23:15,858 --> 00:23:17,125
What the fuck?
599
00:23:17,160 --> 00:23:18,226
How long does this last?
600
00:23:18,261 --> 00:23:19,394
Jackal, I'll handle it.
601
00:23:19,429 --> 00:23:21,296
All right,
where's her wristband?
602
00:23:21,331 --> 00:23:23,165
Do they even have passes?
How'd they get in?
603
00:23:23,199 --> 00:23:24,333
How'd you get in here?
604
00:23:24,367 --> 00:23:25,867
He let us in.
605
00:23:27,003 --> 00:23:28,437
Henry!
606
00:23:28,471 --> 00:23:29,971
Come on, you're suppose
to be the leader
607
00:23:30,006 --> 00:23:31,106
and set an example.
608
00:23:31,140 --> 00:23:32,474
Now I gotta call your boss.
609
00:23:32,508 --> 00:23:33,909
Okay, she meant me.
610
00:23:33,943 --> 00:23:35,444
I let them in.
611
00:23:35,478 --> 00:23:36,712
Yeah, it's the bartender.
612
00:23:36,746 --> 00:23:37,946
I'm really sorry, boss.
613
00:23:37,980 --> 00:23:39,915
Please don't fire me.
614
00:23:39,949 --> 00:23:41,249
Right.
615
00:23:41,284 --> 00:23:43,752
Right.
616
00:23:43,786 --> 00:23:46,655
Don't worry, Jeff,
I'll take care of this.
617
00:23:46,689 --> 00:23:49,358
Dennis.
You're fired.
618
00:23:53,596 --> 00:23:54,663
His first day.
619
00:23:54,697 --> 00:23:56,765
Poor Dennis.
620
00:23:59,669 --> 00:24:01,803
What a night.
621
00:24:01,838 --> 00:24:03,405
And I got fired.
622
00:24:03,439 --> 00:24:05,040
Thanks for that, man.
623
00:24:05,074 --> 00:24:06,908
Glad you enjoy it.
624
00:24:06,943 --> 00:24:09,077
You picked the right
career choice.
625
00:24:09,112 --> 00:24:12,214
Actually, I wanted
to be an actor.
626
00:24:12,248 --> 00:24:14,816
Nah. Fame's a curse, man.
627
00:24:14,851 --> 00:24:16,418
I go back to the gilded cage.
628
00:24:16,452 --> 00:24:18,553
You get to go home,
hang out with Uda.
629
00:24:18,588 --> 00:24:21,390
Eat leftovers and watch
The Mentalist on TiVo.
630
00:24:21,424 --> 00:24:22,958
I don't know what that is.
631
00:24:22,992 --> 00:24:24,326
It's a show.
632
00:24:24,360 --> 00:24:26,161
A guy solves crimes
using his mind.
633
00:24:26,195 --> 00:24:27,629
It's Uda's favorite.
634
00:24:27,663 --> 00:24:28,897
Okay.
635
00:24:30,066 --> 00:24:31,299
I envy you, Henry.
636
00:24:33,770 --> 00:24:35,637
So here's what's happening.
We're going to the hotel,
637
00:24:35,671 --> 00:24:36,938
we're gonna order some food,
638
00:24:36,973 --> 00:24:38,907
then we're gonna watch some--
what is it?
639
00:24:38,941 --> 00:24:40,709
The Mentalist.
640
00:24:40,743 --> 00:24:42,944
I love that show.
641
00:24:42,979 --> 00:24:44,146
Let's go.
642
00:25:14,744 --> 00:25:18,747
Well, I don't feel uncomfortable
about a lot of this.
643
00:25:18,781 --> 00:25:21,550
So, I personally
looking forward to
644
00:25:21,584 --> 00:25:23,618
being friendly co-workers.
Okay.
645
00:25:23,653 --> 00:25:26,354
Working side by side
in the trenches.
646
00:25:26,389 --> 00:25:29,124
Well, side by side,
technically.
647
00:25:29,158 --> 00:25:30,659
I am your boss...
648
00:25:30,693 --> 00:25:32,761
So don't forget that.
649
00:25:43,005 --> 00:25:46,475
She is gonna be
the death of me.
650
00:25:46,509 --> 00:25:49,945
But I can't help it.
I love her so much.
651
00:25:49,979 --> 00:25:51,947
Henry, can you do me a favor?
652
00:25:51,981 --> 00:25:53,181
I can try.
653
00:25:53,216 --> 00:25:54,816
Mandy's all I got.
654
00:25:54,851 --> 00:25:57,886
I just, I just wanna
make her happy.
655
00:25:57,920 --> 00:26:00,555
And I have no money coming in.
656
00:26:00,590 --> 00:26:01,957
She's bleeding me dry.
657
00:26:01,991 --> 00:26:04,759
Can you talk to
Alan Duck and see if--
658
00:26:04,794 --> 00:26:08,029
see if maybe he'll give me
my old job back?
659
00:26:09,866 --> 00:26:11,933
I'll see what I can do.
Yeah?
660
00:26:15,071 --> 00:26:18,139
The autograph.
If she still wants it.
661
00:26:18,174 --> 00:26:20,408
Henry.
662
00:26:20,443 --> 00:26:21,676
Thank you so much.
663
00:26:21,711 --> 00:26:23,378
Sure.
Mwah. Ahh!
664
00:26:23,412 --> 00:26:25,180
Mandy, I got it!
665
00:26:25,214 --> 00:26:26,882
Didn't I say
I was gonna get it?!
666
00:26:26,916 --> 00:26:28,783
I got it, I got it!
667
00:26:31,454 --> 00:26:41,454
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