1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:03,299 [Mary Alice] Previously on Desperate Housewives: 2 00:00:03,370 --> 00:00:06,032 Ian's wife Jane passed away... 3 00:00:06,573 --> 00:00:08,336 ... Gabby made a new friend... 4 00:00:08,408 --> 00:00:10,342 A friend friend, not a girlfriend. 5 00:00:10,410 --> 00:00:11,604 The finger of guilt... 6 00:00:11,678 --> 00:00:14,374 - I think it's a phone number. - ... pointed toward Mike. 7 00:00:14,447 --> 00:00:18,281 They tested my wrench and found traces of this Monique's blood. 8 00:00:18,351 --> 00:00:20,319 But he still couldn't remember. 9 00:00:20,387 --> 00:00:22,855 Bree found a bag of evidence. 10 00:00:22,922 --> 00:00:24,389 We have to do something. 11 00:00:24,457 --> 00:00:27,187 Not until we put these back in her house. 12 00:00:27,727 --> 00:00:29,319 Orson had a night... 13 00:00:30,263 --> 00:00:32,561 - What do you want? - A grandchild. 14 00:00:32,632 --> 00:00:34,122 ... he'd soon rather forget. 15 00:00:34,200 --> 00:00:38,398 - You raped my husband. - I could be expecting right now. 16 00:00:38,471 --> 00:00:39,665 Ah! 17 00:00:42,642 --> 00:00:47,238 [Mary Alice] It'd been two months since Mike Delfino awakened from his coma, 18 00:00:47,313 --> 00:00:51,716 and the memories he had lost were finally starting to return. 19 00:00:53,853 --> 00:00:57,380 He could now recall the first time he saw Wisteria Lane... 20 00:01:00,260 --> 00:01:03,252 ... and the first time he met his new neighbors... 21 00:01:05,865 --> 00:01:09,323 ... and the first time he heard Susan Mayer laugh. 22 00:01:09,402 --> 00:01:11,029 [laughing] 23 00:01:12,272 --> 00:01:16,675 But the memory he most wanted to reclaim still eluded him. 24 00:01:16,743 --> 00:01:20,873 That's why he had gone to see a hypnotherapist, 25 00:01:20,947 --> 00:01:24,144 so that he could finally remember everything. 26 00:01:31,591 --> 00:01:34,253 I thought you'd never get here. 27 00:01:34,327 --> 00:01:37,455 I'm sorry. The traffic was terrible. 28 00:01:39,666 --> 00:01:43,033 Oops! Sorry about that. 29 00:01:44,704 --> 00:01:47,264 I called my landlord when the pipe started leaking, 30 00:01:47,340 --> 00:01:49,035 and he recommended you. 31 00:01:49,109 --> 00:01:51,634 I was so flustered I couldn't find a piece of paper. 32 00:01:51,711 --> 00:01:53,269 I wrote your number on my hand. 33 00:01:53,913 --> 00:01:57,110 After you finish the sink maybe you could help me wash it off. 34 00:01:58,318 --> 00:01:59,785 Look... 35 00:01:59,853 --> 00:02:02,617 I'm flattered, but I'm seeing somebody. 36 00:02:02,689 --> 00:02:05,157 Me too... 37 00:02:05,225 --> 00:02:07,318 ...but he's married and I'm drunk. 38 00:02:10,997 --> 00:02:13,727 Your, uh, S trap is cracked. 39 00:02:14,167 --> 00:02:17,295 I don't have one with me. I'll have to go to the hardware store. 40 00:02:17,370 --> 00:02:20,168 - Now? It's late. - That water is gonna keep seeping, 41 00:02:20,240 --> 00:02:21,832 cause a lot more damage. 44 00:02:41,961 --> 00:02:44,953 I, uh... got that part for the sink. 45 00:02:47,834 --> 00:02:49,301 Hello? 46 00:02:57,577 --> 00:02:58,908 What happened, Mike? 47 00:02:58,978 --> 00:03:02,209 - God, I almost had it. I was so close. - Close to what? 48 00:03:02,282 --> 00:03:05,479 When I went back to Monique's place somebody else was there. 49 00:03:06,052 --> 00:03:08,987 - Who? - I don't know. I couldn't see it. 50 00:03:09,055 --> 00:03:14,254 [Mary Alice] Yes, there were still many things Mike Delfino couldn't remember. 51 00:03:14,894 --> 00:03:16,555 Then why are you smiling? 52 00:03:17,463 --> 00:03:21,797 But he'd finally remembered the most important thing of all... 53 00:03:23,469 --> 00:03:26,461 'Cause now I know I didn't kill her. 54 00:04:10,917 --> 00:04:13,385 [Mary Alice] It was 6:00 in the morning, 55 00:04:13,453 --> 00:04:16,445 and Bree Hodge was faced with a dilemma 56 00:04:16,522 --> 00:04:19,116 familiar to countless housewives. 57 00:04:20,460 --> 00:04:23,361 Should she wake her husband to discuss recent events 58 00:04:23,429 --> 00:04:26,523 that were weighing heavily on her mind? 59 00:04:26,599 --> 00:04:30,865 Or should she let him continue to get the rest he needed? 60 00:04:31,537 --> 00:04:34,665 Bree made the obvious choice. 61 00:04:37,110 --> 00:04:40,705 I'm sorry, but you've been out cold for ten hours and we need to talk. 62 00:04:43,182 --> 00:04:45,241 I remember drinking the Scotch, 63 00:04:45,318 --> 00:04:48,116 and then Alma suddenly sitting up. 64 00:04:48,187 --> 00:04:50,451 But after that... nothing. 65 00:04:50,523 --> 00:04:53,287 Oh, dear. I'm not sure how to tell you this, 66 00:04:53,359 --> 00:04:56,123 but after Alma knocked you out, 67 00:04:56,195 --> 00:04:58,425 she assaulted you. 68 00:04:59,832 --> 00:05:01,891 - Where? - Sexually. 69 00:05:03,036 --> 00:05:05,300 - She had sex with you. - That's impossible. 70 00:05:05,371 --> 00:05:09,808 Your drink was laced with pills for... erectile dysfunction. 71 00:05:09,876 --> 00:05:12,106 But I was dead to the world. 72 00:05:12,178 --> 00:05:14,442 No, dear, you were dead to the waist. 73 00:05:14,514 --> 00:05:17,244 I had sex with Alma and I wasn't even conscious? 74 00:05:18,918 --> 00:05:20,647 How reminiscent of our marriage. 75 00:05:20,720 --> 00:05:22,711 OK, this is no joke. 76 00:05:23,389 --> 00:05:25,789 She raped you and your mother helped. 77 00:05:26,426 --> 00:05:28,519 After we dress we're going to the police. 78 00:05:28,594 --> 00:05:32,428 - I can't do that. - Orson, I know you're embarrassed, 79 00:05:32,498 --> 00:05:35,126 but what they did to you was a crime. 80 00:05:35,201 --> 00:05:38,602 I can't go to the police. Not now, not ever. 81 00:05:38,671 --> 00:05:41,333 Orson! Your ex-wife is a homicidal rapist, 82 00:05:41,407 --> 00:05:44,001 and your mother is straight out of I, Claudius. 83 00:05:44,077 --> 00:05:46,375 Why do you refuse to deal with them? 84 00:05:52,085 --> 00:05:55,885 I think it's time I told you about the night Monique Poulier died. 85 00:06:04,764 --> 00:06:07,324 - What do you think of this one? - Pretty sexy. 86 00:06:07,400 --> 00:06:10,961 Is sexy what you're going for at the funeral of your boyfriend's wife? 87 00:06:11,037 --> 00:06:12,834 You're right. I'll keep looking. 88 00:06:13,873 --> 00:06:15,704 Why are you going? Won't it be weird? 89 00:06:15,775 --> 00:06:18,243 No, it'll be fine. Ian wants me there. 90 00:06:18,311 --> 00:06:20,905 Yeah, but it'll be all of Jane's friends and family, 91 00:06:20,980 --> 00:06:23,244 and you'll be the other woman who swooped in... 92 00:06:23,316 --> 00:06:26,376 OK, yes, it'll be weird, but it's not about me. 93 00:06:26,452 --> 00:06:28,511 This is about Jane and Ian. 94 00:06:29,989 --> 00:06:31,479 What if I wear this one? 95 00:06:31,557 --> 00:06:34,754 Then it'll be about Jane, Ian and your boobs. 96 00:06:36,262 --> 00:06:38,457 I have got to get more depressing clothes. 97 00:06:39,198 --> 00:06:42,656 OK, I just need to keep a low profile through the memorial. 98 00:06:42,735 --> 00:06:44,464 'Cause once I get through this, 99 00:06:44,537 --> 00:06:47,563 Ian can officially introduce me as his girlfriend, 100 00:06:47,640 --> 00:06:51,076 and we'll finally be a normal, non-adulterous couple. 101 00:06:52,245 --> 00:06:55,271 - What does this one say to you? - Modest, reserved, 102 00:06:55,348 --> 00:06:58,146 and definitely not dating the dead lady's husband. 103 00:06:59,285 --> 00:07:00,616 Sold. 104 00:07:00,686 --> 00:07:03,416 I'm not gonna get you towels for your birthday. 105 00:07:03,489 --> 00:07:05,320 Let's go to the jewelry department. 106 00:07:05,391 --> 00:07:08,827 No, Zach. I only accept jewelry from men I plan on sleeping with. 107 00:07:08,895 --> 00:07:11,955 Well, OK, so where does that leave me? 108 00:07:13,232 --> 00:07:15,757 You can buy me that toilet seat cover. 109 00:07:16,369 --> 00:07:18,633 Fine. I... We're just friends. 110 00:07:18,704 --> 00:07:21,172 Can I at least take you out for a birthday dinner? 111 00:07:21,240 --> 00:07:24,641 There will be no celebration. I'm turning 31. 112 00:07:24,710 --> 00:07:26,905 I'm a single woman in her thirties. 113 00:07:26,979 --> 00:07:29,447 I now have to subscribe to Cat Fancy. 114 00:07:29,515 --> 00:07:30,880 It's the law. 115 00:07:30,950 --> 00:07:33,384 Age is just a number. It doesn't mean anything. 116 00:07:33,453 --> 00:07:34,920 It means something to me. 117 00:07:34,987 --> 00:07:37,922 Being alone at this age, it's... hard, 118 00:07:37,990 --> 00:07:41,619 and it's only gonna get harder. I'm so depressed. 119 00:07:42,061 --> 00:07:43,995 Let me buy you a car. 120 00:07:44,864 --> 00:07:46,058 No thanks. 121 00:07:46,132 --> 00:07:49,260 But I do need a liquid soap dispenser. 122 00:07:51,204 --> 00:07:52,364 Go. 123 00:08:10,289 --> 00:08:11,620 Hello. 124 00:08:13,693 --> 00:08:16,025 Oh, sorry. Didn't mean to disturb you. 125 00:08:16,095 --> 00:08:18,029 I was just trying to see whether or not 126 00:08:18,097 --> 00:08:20,327 this was a regular king or a California king. 127 00:08:20,399 --> 00:08:24,165 I think it's a regular. California kings are much longer. 128 00:08:25,037 --> 00:08:27,835 Is your wife particularly tall? 129 00:08:28,774 --> 00:08:30,867 Oh, I'm, uh... I'm not married. 130 00:08:30,943 --> 00:08:35,846 - Oh. Why don't you try it out? - It's OK. I can wait until you get off. 131 00:08:36,415 --> 00:08:39,907 That'll happen a lot faster if you just hop on board. 132 00:08:40,887 --> 00:08:41,876 I'm sorry? 133 00:08:42,822 --> 00:08:44,949 It was a shameless sex joke. 134 00:08:45,024 --> 00:08:46,651 I was flirting with you. 135 00:08:47,860 --> 00:08:50,226 Oh! Right. [laughs] 136 00:08:50,296 --> 00:08:53,026 - Sorry, I can be a little dense. - [giggles] 137 00:08:53,099 --> 00:08:56,660 - Can we start over? - No. Moment's gone. You killed it. 138 00:08:57,703 --> 00:08:59,330 You know, I'm in a bit of a hurry, 139 00:08:59,405 --> 00:09:02,340 but maybe we can try this again sometime. 140 00:09:04,210 --> 00:09:07,475 - It could happen. - Hey. Sorry it took so long. 141 00:09:08,481 --> 00:09:12,349 - Mr. Young? - Oh, you know my "friend" Zach? 142 00:09:13,553 --> 00:09:14,884 No, I don't think so. 143 00:09:14,954 --> 00:09:17,252 I'm Luke... Purdue. 144 00:09:17,323 --> 00:09:20,486 I'm on your legal team. I'm taking point on the Halverson deal. 145 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:21,959 Right. Hey. 146 00:09:23,496 --> 00:09:25,964 Again, it was nice meeting you. 147 00:09:27,300 --> 00:09:28,494 Sir. 148 00:09:30,770 --> 00:09:32,101 That was really weird. 149 00:09:32,171 --> 00:09:34,503 I don't even know the guy, and he works for me. 150 00:09:36,976 --> 00:09:38,910 Works for me, too. 151 00:09:43,616 --> 00:09:45,607 - Bree... - Please don't touch me. 152 00:09:47,253 --> 00:09:49,619 All this time you've said you wanted the truth. 153 00:09:49,689 --> 00:09:51,418 That's before I knew what it was. 154 00:09:51,490 --> 00:09:54,687 You see, that's why I've tried to protect you from this. 155 00:09:54,760 --> 00:09:57,888 Yeah, but you weren't just trying to protect me, were you? 156 00:10:00,333 --> 00:10:03,928 - What do you want me to do? - Exonerate Mike. 157 00:10:04,003 --> 00:10:06,437 How could you stand by and let an innocent man 158 00:10:06,505 --> 00:10:09,497 - be dragged off to prison? - Think I haven't felt terrible? 159 00:10:09,575 --> 00:10:13,773 After he'd been in a coma because some lunatic ran him over. 160 00:10:14,947 --> 00:10:18,405 He has had a rough year. I want to help Mike. 161 00:10:18,484 --> 00:10:22,284 How do I do that without implicating myself? I could go to jail. 162 00:10:22,355 --> 00:10:24,152 I don't care if you go to jail. 163 00:10:24,223 --> 00:10:27,681 You have done a horrible thing and you have to make it right. 164 00:10:28,361 --> 00:10:30,727 I mean it, Orson. 165 00:10:30,796 --> 00:10:33,788 If you don't fix this, I will. 166 00:10:35,301 --> 00:10:37,963 Well, I guess I'm in no position to argue. 167 00:10:38,571 --> 00:10:40,368 No, you're not. 168 00:10:45,244 --> 00:10:47,735 - Morning, Andrew. - Hey, Orson. 169 00:10:47,813 --> 00:10:50,338 I was just gonna ask if you guys wanted some coffee. 170 00:10:50,416 --> 00:10:52,976 Oh, yeah, thanks. I could use some. 171 00:10:53,586 --> 00:10:55,577 It's gonna be a long day. 172 00:11:02,094 --> 00:11:03,686 - Thank you. - Thanks. 173 00:11:04,397 --> 00:11:06,024 Thank you. 174 00:11:06,098 --> 00:11:08,589 [ice cream truck music plays] 175 00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:09,930 Mom! 176 00:11:10,002 --> 00:11:13,369 Dinner is in an hour. You know the rules. 177 00:11:13,439 --> 00:11:14,531 And so do you. 178 00:11:14,607 --> 00:11:17,474 I know, I know, but he gave me the face. 179 00:11:17,543 --> 00:11:20,535 You fell for the face. What are you, a rookie? 180 00:11:20,613 --> 00:11:24,140 OK, you're right. Sorry, buddy. Mom's the boss. 181 00:11:26,552 --> 00:11:27,814 I feel nothing. 182 00:11:32,158 --> 00:11:34,490 Hi, Lynette. Hey, Tom. 183 00:11:34,560 --> 00:11:37,552 How's the restaurant coming? Ready for the big opening? 184 00:11:37,630 --> 00:11:40,292 Oh, we're getting there. Let me give you a coupon. 185 00:11:40,366 --> 00:11:43,631 Free extra topping on any medium or large. 186 00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:45,034 How nice. 187 00:11:45,104 --> 00:11:47,163 But you know what would be even nicer? 188 00:11:47,239 --> 00:11:49,571 Hire my nephew to work for you. 189 00:11:49,642 --> 00:11:52,372 You know, the coupon's good all week. 190 00:11:52,445 --> 00:11:55,039 I don't know what lies you've heard about Austin. 191 00:11:55,114 --> 00:11:57,173 You can't be listening to vicious gossip. 192 00:11:57,249 --> 00:11:59,740 I heard he got arrested for beating some guy up. 193 00:11:59,819 --> 00:12:01,810 OK, that one's pretty accurate. 194 00:12:01,887 --> 00:12:05,983 - Edie, I'm all staffed up. - Oh, come on, help me out. 195 00:12:06,058 --> 00:12:09,653 Seriously. Ever since Julie dumped him he's been depressed and mopey. 196 00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:13,426 He's driving me crazy. Please! Any crappy job you got. 197 00:12:14,600 --> 00:12:17,535 Well, I guess I could use an extra guy in back. 198 00:12:17,603 --> 00:12:20,265 Have him there tomorrow, 8:00 in the morning. 199 00:12:20,339 --> 00:12:23,467 Thank you. Thank you so, so much. 200 00:12:23,542 --> 00:12:26,238 Edie, you forgot your coupon. 201 00:12:26,312 --> 00:12:27,472 Oh, Tom, please. 202 00:12:27,546 --> 00:12:30,879 You've checked out my butt enough times to know I don't eat pizza. 203 00:12:39,792 --> 00:12:41,657 [doorbell rings] 204 00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:45,586 Zach. 205 00:12:45,664 --> 00:12:49,191 You said you wanted to be alone for your birthday, but that's just dumb. 206 00:12:49,268 --> 00:12:52,169 - So I'm gonna take you out. - Oh, that's so sweet, but I... 207 00:12:52,238 --> 00:12:55,696 Don't worry. It's gonna be one friend keeping another friend company. 208 00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:56,969 It's not gonna be a date. 209 00:12:57,042 --> 00:12:59,237 Well, um, Luke's gonna be here in 20 minutes, 210 00:12:59,311 --> 00:13:01,108 and that kind of will be a date. 211 00:13:02,114 --> 00:13:03,979 Luke? Uh... 212 00:13:04,049 --> 00:13:07,382 - My lawyer guy? - Yeah. 213 00:13:07,453 --> 00:13:08,977 That isn't a problem, is it? 214 00:13:09,054 --> 00:13:12,421 'Cause this is what friends do, they talk about each other's dates. 215 00:13:13,192 --> 00:13:14,318 No, I'm cool. 216 00:13:15,561 --> 00:13:19,520 Have a great time. Uh, I'm gonna get out of your hair. 217 00:13:22,701 --> 00:13:24,896 So you think this guy's really into you? 218 00:13:24,970 --> 00:13:28,303 Well, he seemed to like me in the mattress department, 219 00:13:28,374 --> 00:13:32,333 so here's hoping I like him in the mattress department. [laughs] 220 00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:37,476 What? Friends say these things. 221 00:13:39,685 --> 00:13:41,414 [knocking on door] 222 00:13:41,487 --> 00:13:42,818 Orson. 223 00:13:43,689 --> 00:13:46,089 Oh, well, I'm in luck. 224 00:13:46,492 --> 00:13:48,687 The whole coven is here. 225 00:13:50,563 --> 00:13:52,428 I just stopped by to say thank you. 226 00:13:53,499 --> 00:13:54,966 You're welcome. 227 00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:58,861 I bought a pregnancy test, but it's too soon to take it. 228 00:13:58,938 --> 00:14:00,565 I wasn't talking about the sex, 229 00:14:00,639 --> 00:14:03,631 though hats off, Mother, for colluding in my rape. 230 00:14:03,709 --> 00:14:06,974 I think it's great that we can still surprise each other. 231 00:14:07,046 --> 00:14:09,981 No, I was talking more about what you did for me and Bree. 232 00:14:10,049 --> 00:14:11,277 What did I do? 233 00:14:11,350 --> 00:14:15,252 Your little stunt made her so angry she demanded we go to the police. 234 00:14:16,388 --> 00:14:17,685 She forced my hand. 235 00:14:19,191 --> 00:14:21,682 - So I told her everything. - Everything? 236 00:14:21,760 --> 00:14:25,628 - Mm. - That is rather unwise. 237 00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:29,361 I faced my worst fear, the moment I felt sure would end my marriage, 238 00:14:29,435 --> 00:14:32,734 and guess what? It didn't. 239 00:14:33,739 --> 00:14:36,731 - She forgave you? - Not entirely. 240 00:14:36,809 --> 00:14:39,778 Not yet. But she'll come around. 241 00:14:40,679 --> 00:14:45,207 The good news is the months of dread, the fear of discovery, 242 00:14:45,284 --> 00:14:47,616 that's all over. 243 00:14:48,153 --> 00:14:49,415 So thank you. 244 00:14:50,756 --> 00:14:52,189 And goodbye. 245 00:14:56,061 --> 00:14:59,553 Wait! I could be carrying your child. 246 00:15:00,299 --> 00:15:03,757 I don't care if you've got the Hodge septuplets in there. 247 00:15:03,836 --> 00:15:05,827 I'm sticking with Bree. 248 00:15:12,645 --> 00:15:16,172 Why must he make everything so difficult? 249 00:15:21,086 --> 00:15:22,576 Uh, floor's done. 250 00:15:24,657 --> 00:15:27,524 I told you I wanted this floor to sparkle like your mom's. 251 00:15:27,593 --> 00:15:30,858 Now does this floor look "Bree Hodge clean" to you? 252 00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:34,730 Uh, no. Looks "Andrew Van de Kamp clean." 253 00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:37,769 But your disappointment in me is very Bree Hodge. 254 00:15:38,470 --> 00:15:41,337 OK, just for that, you get to help me take out the trash. 255 00:15:43,142 --> 00:15:45,610 I know you think I'm being a hardass, 256 00:15:45,678 --> 00:15:49,739 but I'm just looking for a basic level of professionalism. 257 00:15:51,517 --> 00:15:53,246 Oh. 258 00:15:53,686 --> 00:15:56,951 Austin? What the hell's going on here? 259 00:15:57,022 --> 00:15:59,490 Just talking to the delivery guy. 260 00:16:00,225 --> 00:16:01,817 Hey, where'd he go? 261 00:16:03,162 --> 00:16:04,288 Are you high? 262 00:16:05,164 --> 00:16:06,859 Only... 263 00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:10,128 Totally. 264 00:16:10,202 --> 00:16:12,830 - Austin! - Dude, not smart. 265 00:16:12,905 --> 00:16:15,430 But I have good reason, and when you hear it 266 00:16:15,507 --> 00:16:18,704 you're not gonna make that face anymore. 267 00:16:20,713 --> 00:16:22,112 Julie Mayer dumped me 268 00:16:22,181 --> 00:16:26,641 and I'm very... very upset. 269 00:16:28,587 --> 00:16:30,612 Your face is not changing. 270 00:16:31,724 --> 00:16:35,455 Get your stuff, get the hell out of my restaurant. You're fired. Go on. 271 00:16:42,267 --> 00:16:44,997 The floor's looking pretty clean right now, isn't it? 272 00:16:50,943 --> 00:16:52,740 You said he'd come back to me. 273 00:16:52,811 --> 00:16:54,870 You said deep down he still loves me. 274 00:16:54,947 --> 00:16:56,881 You heard him today, he hates me. 275 00:16:56,949 --> 00:16:59,076 You ravished him against his will. 276 00:16:59,151 --> 00:17:01,881 He's bound to be touchy in the short run. 277 00:17:01,954 --> 00:17:04,821 I'll handle Orson, you just worry about the baby. 278 00:17:04,890 --> 00:17:06,221 He said he doesn't care. 279 00:17:06,291 --> 00:17:08,156 He says that now, 280 00:17:08,227 --> 00:17:11,560 but he will not abandon his own flesh and blood. 281 00:17:11,630 --> 00:17:15,657 You're his flesh and blood. He put you in a home. 282 00:17:16,769 --> 00:17:20,296 You know, I usually don't say this to expectant mothers, 283 00:17:20,372 --> 00:17:23,364 but for God's sake have a Scotch. 284 00:17:26,979 --> 00:17:28,708 I should just call the police. 285 00:17:30,315 --> 00:17:32,715 - What? - I know what he did. 286 00:17:32,785 --> 00:17:35,583 If he's never gonna love me, why should I protect him? 287 00:17:35,654 --> 00:17:39,488 I'd rather see him in jail than playing house with Tammy Tight-ass. 288 00:17:39,558 --> 00:17:41,355 Knock it off, Alma. 289 00:17:41,427 --> 00:17:44,863 I will make Orson come around. 290 00:17:44,930 --> 00:17:46,693 I don't believe you anymore. 291 00:17:46,765 --> 00:17:50,758 She's got her claws in him and she's not letting go. 292 00:17:50,836 --> 00:17:52,701 Don't be so sure. 293 00:17:53,405 --> 00:17:56,238 I was looking over at their house last night, 294 00:17:56,308 --> 00:17:58,936 and I saw something 295 00:17:59,011 --> 00:18:02,503 very... curious. 296 00:18:02,581 --> 00:18:04,446 What? 297 00:18:05,417 --> 00:18:07,408 You can't see it down here. 298 00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:12,080 We need to be up higher. 299 00:18:23,435 --> 00:18:26,563 How can you see anything from here? There's not even a window. 300 00:18:29,441 --> 00:18:30,840 Gloria? 301 00:18:32,978 --> 00:18:34,445 Gloria! 302 00:18:34,513 --> 00:18:37,539 - [knocking on door] - Just calm down, sweetheart. 303 00:18:37,616 --> 00:18:40,585 - [AIma] Gloria, let me out! - Stress isn't good for the baby. 304 00:18:40,652 --> 00:18:42,916 What are you doing? Hey! 305 00:18:43,555 --> 00:18:45,147 Gloria! 306 00:18:47,392 --> 00:18:49,917 - [organ music plays] - [indistinct chatter] 307 00:19:06,645 --> 00:19:10,672 - So how are you holding up? - Better, now that you're here. 308 00:19:10,749 --> 00:19:13,479 Oh! No, I want to, um, keep a low profile. 309 00:19:13,552 --> 00:19:15,281 I've kissed a hundred lips today. 310 00:19:15,354 --> 00:19:18,346 I assure you, it would look more conspicuous if I didn't. 311 00:19:22,027 --> 00:19:23,392 OK, that's enough. 312 00:19:30,969 --> 00:19:33,938 Ian. Oh! You must be shattered. 313 00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:37,942 - I know I am. - Thanks for coming, Lynn. 314 00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:43,676 Mm! [laughs] You know, Jane used to kid me about you. 315 00:19:43,749 --> 00:19:46,479 - Did she? - She'd say, "Lynn, 316 00:19:46,552 --> 00:19:50,352 if anything ever happens to me, I want you to marry Ian. 317 00:19:51,924 --> 00:19:55,223 You're pushy. Maybe you could get him to pick up his socks." 318 00:19:58,463 --> 00:20:02,524 Listen, um, if you ever need to talk, I'm here. 319 00:20:03,535 --> 00:20:07,528 Why don't you stop over some night for a home-cooked meal? 320 00:20:08,807 --> 00:20:12,538 Oh, that's very kind of you, but I wouldn't dream of putting you out. 321 00:20:13,612 --> 00:20:17,070 Well, I won't take no for an answer. 322 00:20:17,149 --> 00:20:18,377 Have you got my number? 323 00:20:18,450 --> 00:20:21,010 I sure as hell do. 324 00:20:21,086 --> 00:20:24,146 Well, I'm sure I'll find it in Jane's phone book. 325 00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:26,623 Let me give it to you, just in case. 326 00:20:30,295 --> 00:20:31,694 Call any time. 327 00:20:39,438 --> 00:20:41,303 Oops! Watch yourself. 328 00:20:45,310 --> 00:20:46,971 So I was there on a plumbing job. 329 00:20:47,045 --> 00:20:50,310 It makes complete sense. I had no reason to want her dead. 330 00:20:50,382 --> 00:20:54,045 I always thought hypnotherapy was a bunch of bull, but damn. 331 00:20:55,053 --> 00:20:58,318 This is huge, man. You didn't kill anyone. 332 00:20:58,390 --> 00:21:00,915 The murderer has to be this yellow gloves guy. 333 00:21:00,993 --> 00:21:04,656 Yeah, but no matter how much I concentrate, I still can't see a face. 334 00:21:04,730 --> 00:21:08,598 Ah, you will. Look at the progress that you've made so far. 335 00:21:08,934 --> 00:21:10,458 You're gonna find this guy, 336 00:21:10,535 --> 00:21:13,197 and then you're gonna hand his ass over to the cops. 337 00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:16,002 Yeah. Something like that. 338 00:21:18,143 --> 00:21:19,405 Hey, guys. 339 00:21:29,021 --> 00:21:31,455 Well, Ian seems to be holding up. 340 00:21:31,523 --> 00:21:34,754 It's just a mask. The man is devastated. 341 00:21:34,826 --> 00:21:38,694 Tomorrow night, I'm gonna swing by his place to offer him a casserole 342 00:21:38,764 --> 00:21:40,755 and a shoulder to cry on. 343 00:21:41,700 --> 00:21:45,693 Will that shoulder be wearing a spaghetti strap and Chanel No. 5? 344 00:21:45,771 --> 00:21:47,762 You know me so well. 345 00:21:47,839 --> 00:21:52,902 Oh! Look at him. Even in mourning the man is scrumptious. 346 00:21:55,180 --> 00:21:56,704 I'm sorry for eavesdropping, 347 00:21:56,782 --> 00:22:00,240 but don't you think your conversation is a little inappropriate? 348 00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:03,288 I mean, we're here to grieve, not cruise. 349 00:22:03,355 --> 00:22:06,518 I'm sorry, and you are...? 350 00:22:07,526 --> 00:22:08,857 Susan Mayer. 351 00:22:08,927 --> 00:22:12,192 I'm... a friend of the family. 352 00:22:14,466 --> 00:22:17,594 Then you know how lonely Ian's been. 353 00:22:17,669 --> 00:22:20,399 And if I want to do something about that, 354 00:22:20,472 --> 00:22:22,804 it's no business of yours. 355 00:22:26,345 --> 00:22:28,939 Look, just to save you the embarrassment, 356 00:22:29,014 --> 00:22:30,675 Ian's seeing someone. 357 00:22:32,684 --> 00:22:34,015 Who? 358 00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:36,946 I'm not at liberty to say. 359 00:22:37,022 --> 00:22:40,480 Under the circumstances, they'd prefer to keep it quiet. 360 00:22:40,559 --> 00:22:43,460 I don't believe it. If there were some bimbo in the picture, 361 00:22:43,528 --> 00:22:44,688 I'd have heard about it. 362 00:22:44,763 --> 00:22:47,425 As far as I'm concerned, he's free meat. 363 00:22:49,768 --> 00:22:50,962 OK, it's me. 364 00:22:51,036 --> 00:22:54,870 - What? - I'm the bimbo. He's my meat. 365 00:22:58,844 --> 00:23:02,507 All righty. I just wanted to clear that up. 366 00:23:03,582 --> 00:23:07,848 And now I'm going to go find myself a seat with a better view. 367 00:23:11,656 --> 00:23:12,987 Here are your W-4s. 368 00:23:13,058 --> 00:23:16,186 Please sign them and get them back to me as soon as possible. 369 00:23:16,261 --> 00:23:19,662 Also, I'm gonna need a copy... Hi. 370 00:23:19,731 --> 00:23:21,824 ...of your driver's license. 371 00:23:21,900 --> 00:23:23,424 - Austin? - Yeah. 372 00:23:23,502 --> 00:23:25,436 What are you doing here? I fired you. 373 00:23:25,504 --> 00:23:28,564 Well, Mr. Scavo gave me my job back. 374 00:23:29,808 --> 00:23:30,866 Hey! 375 00:23:32,677 --> 00:23:36,613 You hired him back? Did he tell you he was stoned on the job? 376 00:23:36,681 --> 00:23:39,616 Yeah, and he knows if he does it again he is out of here. 377 00:23:39,684 --> 00:23:43,484 Look, I don't know what kind of hustle you pulled on him. It won't work on me. 378 00:23:43,555 --> 00:23:45,716 - Lynette. - No. I fired him. 379 00:23:45,791 --> 00:23:47,622 And you are gonna stay fired. 380 00:23:47,692 --> 00:23:49,990 Honey, can I see you in the back for a sec? 381 00:23:56,301 --> 00:23:59,896 What the hell are you doing, talking to me like that in front of my staff? 382 00:23:59,971 --> 00:24:02,201 Sorry, but you blindsided me out there. 383 00:24:02,274 --> 00:24:03,764 No, I was the one blindsided. 384 00:24:03,842 --> 00:24:06,868 You just went off on me without hearing what my reasons were. 385 00:24:06,945 --> 00:24:10,574 Let's hear them. What are your reasons for bringing back Joe Bong-Hit? 386 00:24:10,649 --> 00:24:13,277 If you drop that tone and stop making that face. 387 00:24:14,386 --> 00:24:16,286 What is...? 388 00:24:16,354 --> 00:24:18,345 This was a business decision. 389 00:24:18,423 --> 00:24:22,325 In case you hadn't noticed, and I hadn't until the waitresses pointed it out, 390 00:24:22,394 --> 00:24:23,383 Austin is hot. 391 00:24:23,462 --> 00:24:26,954 He'll bring in every girl from Fairview High and half the boys' chorus. 392 00:24:27,032 --> 00:24:29,899 What's more, Edie is gonna include our menu 393 00:24:29,968 --> 00:24:32,562 in the welcome packet she gives to new homeowners. 394 00:24:32,637 --> 00:24:36,198 I'm not sure she'd feel so generous if we fired her nephew. 395 00:24:38,210 --> 00:24:40,804 - Those reasons working for you? - Yeah. 396 00:24:40,879 --> 00:24:43,871 I just wish you'd told me before you rehired him. 397 00:24:43,949 --> 00:24:46,474 I mean, I am the manager. 398 00:24:46,551 --> 00:24:47,540 Right. 399 00:24:48,820 --> 00:24:50,378 But I'm the boss. 400 00:24:51,556 --> 00:24:53,490 Well, kinda. 401 00:24:53,558 --> 00:24:56,686 No, no, not "kind of." Really. 402 00:24:57,429 --> 00:24:59,556 I'm the boss. 403 00:25:00,432 --> 00:25:02,093 You're pulling rank on me? 404 00:25:02,167 --> 00:25:05,102 Look, at home, you get to be in charge. 405 00:25:05,170 --> 00:25:08,970 You decide how we discipline the boys, what car we buy... Everything. 406 00:25:09,040 --> 00:25:10,166 I consult you. 407 00:25:10,242 --> 00:25:12,642 Sure! And if you disagree, you ignore me. 408 00:25:12,711 --> 00:25:16,772 Look, when I go home, basically, I check my balls at the door. 409 00:25:16,848 --> 00:25:18,816 And that's fine. It works. 410 00:25:18,884 --> 00:25:21,682 But for this to work, when you walk through that door, 411 00:25:21,753 --> 00:25:23,948 you gotta check yours. 412 00:25:28,994 --> 00:25:30,359 OK. 413 00:25:31,530 --> 00:25:32,861 Really? 414 00:25:33,798 --> 00:25:36,665 Really. This place is your dream, 415 00:25:36,735 --> 00:25:40,193 so... consider them checked. 416 00:25:40,272 --> 00:25:43,969 Thanks. Now I need you to do just one more thing. 417 00:25:44,042 --> 00:25:47,170 Whatever you say, boss. 418 00:25:47,245 --> 00:25:50,146 I don't care if you think you know what's best. 419 00:25:50,215 --> 00:25:52,945 You don't, I do, because I'm the boss, 420 00:25:53,018 --> 00:25:55,885 - and what I say goes. - [whispers] That's it. Give it to me. 421 00:25:55,954 --> 00:25:59,321 So when I make a decision it stays made, you got that, Lynette? 422 00:25:59,391 --> 00:26:02,258 - Yes, sir. [whispers] Enough. - [whispers] Just one more. 423 00:26:02,327 --> 00:26:04,659 And if I want your opinion, I'll ask for it! 424 00:26:04,729 --> 00:26:06,993 But I probably won't, 425 00:26:07,065 --> 00:26:09,829 because I'm the boss. Are we clear? 426 00:26:09,901 --> 00:26:11,926 [whispers] Stop or I will hurt you. 427 00:26:12,003 --> 00:26:13,732 OK, I made my point. 428 00:26:14,506 --> 00:26:17,566 Anybody needs me, I'll be in the back, drinking a beer. 429 00:26:32,457 --> 00:26:35,392 Mm. This is delicious. 430 00:26:35,460 --> 00:26:38,657 Don't get too full. You have to leave room for dessert. 431 00:26:39,664 --> 00:26:41,632 Oh? What are we having? 432 00:26:41,700 --> 00:26:44,362 Well, let's just say it's going to be served upstairs 433 00:26:44,436 --> 00:26:46,028 and involves whipped cream. 434 00:26:47,138 --> 00:26:48,400 Is it pudding? 435 00:26:49,341 --> 00:26:50,933 No. 436 00:26:51,009 --> 00:26:54,638 Oh. You're flirting. Do it again, I swear I'll get it. 437 00:26:54,713 --> 00:26:56,874 [laughs] That's OK. Do you want some coffee? 438 00:26:56,948 --> 00:26:58,745 You bet I want coffee. 439 00:26:58,817 --> 00:27:01,445 Nice and hot and... 440 00:27:01,519 --> 00:27:03,578 Just finish your soup and we'll get naked. 441 00:27:05,357 --> 00:27:06,346 [knocking on door] 442 00:27:11,162 --> 00:27:14,495 Sorry to bother you, Mrs. Solis. I work with Luke. Is he available? 443 00:27:15,500 --> 00:27:17,661 Charles? What are you doing here? 444 00:27:17,736 --> 00:27:20,705 You forgot to initial some pages on the Halverson contract. 445 00:27:20,772 --> 00:27:23,866 - Can't this wait? - Market's already open in Tokyo. 446 00:27:25,110 --> 00:27:27,578 Go ahead. I'm gonna open some more wine. 447 00:27:40,458 --> 00:27:43,427 Mr. Young wants to make sure you understand that last part. 448 00:27:43,495 --> 00:27:45,156 Do you? 449 00:27:54,272 --> 00:27:55,398 Yeah. 450 00:27:56,541 --> 00:27:57,667 I get it. 451 00:28:01,946 --> 00:28:04,210 So when we think of Jane, 452 00:28:04,282 --> 00:28:07,308 let us remember her kind heart 453 00:28:07,385 --> 00:28:08,716 and her loving spirit. 454 00:28:08,787 --> 00:28:11,153 And now, if there's someone who'd like to share 455 00:28:11,222 --> 00:28:13,213 a special memory of our dear friend... 456 00:28:13,291 --> 00:28:14,622 I would. 457 00:28:22,300 --> 00:28:24,632 Hi, I'm Lynn Dean. 458 00:28:24,703 --> 00:28:27,194 Jane and I were sorority sisters. 459 00:28:27,272 --> 00:28:30,366 If she were here, she'd make me sing our pledge song, 460 00:28:30,442 --> 00:28:34,674 but I think there's already been enough grief for one day. 461 00:28:34,746 --> 00:28:35,735 [laughter] 462 00:28:35,814 --> 00:28:40,979 Now, I know how badly we've all felt for Ian 463 00:28:41,052 --> 00:28:44,579 during his long, lonely vigil. 464 00:28:44,656 --> 00:28:49,457 So I'm sure you'll be as happy as I was to learn 465 00:28:49,527 --> 00:28:53,258 his vigil wasn't quite so lonely after all. 466 00:28:54,132 --> 00:28:55,463 Oh, dear God. 467 00:28:55,533 --> 00:29:00,527 No, he found a warm, caring woman 468 00:29:00,605 --> 00:29:02,470 to share his burden... 469 00:29:04,242 --> 00:29:06,267 ...and so much else. 470 00:29:10,815 --> 00:29:15,081 Some people might find the fact that she's here today inappropriate, 471 00:29:15,754 --> 00:29:19,087 but I think she's a hero. 472 00:29:19,691 --> 00:29:23,092 She dared to brave the scorn 473 00:29:23,161 --> 00:29:27,530 of those who might find her actions questionable 474 00:29:27,599 --> 00:29:31,091 or even unsavory. 475 00:29:31,169 --> 00:29:33,467 [laughing] Oh, I was gonna ask her to stand, 476 00:29:33,538 --> 00:29:35,472 but I see she already has. 477 00:29:37,942 --> 00:29:40,604 Susan Mayer, say hello. 478 00:29:43,281 --> 00:29:44,612 Hey. 479 00:29:53,658 --> 00:29:54,852 Wow. 480 00:29:55,527 --> 00:29:58,394 Guess someone's in a hurry to get on with the evening. 481 00:29:58,463 --> 00:29:59,862 Yeah. [laughs] 482 00:30:01,199 --> 00:30:02,530 Well, I should go. 483 00:30:03,001 --> 00:30:05,731 - What? - I have a lot more work to do 484 00:30:05,804 --> 00:30:07,965 on that Halverson deal. 485 00:30:08,673 --> 00:30:11,801 - Sorry. - But can't it wait till after dessert? 486 00:30:11,876 --> 00:30:13,867 And by dessert I mean sex. 487 00:30:13,945 --> 00:30:17,540 - You are clear on that, right? - Painfully. 488 00:30:18,149 --> 00:30:21,175 My job's at stake here. I really don't have much of a choice. 489 00:30:21,252 --> 00:30:23,379 I think you've got lots of choices. 490 00:30:23,454 --> 00:30:24,853 Here's one of 'em. 491 00:30:30,929 --> 00:30:32,294 [phone rings] 492 00:30:32,363 --> 00:30:34,957 - Hello? - What do you think you're doing? 493 00:30:35,033 --> 00:30:37,501 - What? - I gave you an order 494 00:30:37,569 --> 00:30:40,094 and I expect you to follow it. Now get out of there. 495 00:30:40,839 --> 00:30:43,364 I'm trying, sir. I'm meeting some resistance 496 00:30:43,441 --> 00:30:45,636 to the plan we've agreed on. 497 00:30:45,710 --> 00:30:48,178 OK, she's not letting you leave? That's fine. 498 00:30:48,246 --> 00:30:49,679 Here's what I want you to say. 499 00:30:50,982 --> 00:30:52,540 Uh-huh. 500 00:30:53,585 --> 00:30:55,143 OK, I'll give it a shot, sir. 501 00:30:55,220 --> 00:30:57,586 - Is that your office? - Yeah, they, uh... 502 00:30:58,456 --> 00:31:00,048 They really need me over there. 503 00:31:00,124 --> 00:31:03,787 OK. So... come back when you're done. I'll wait up. 504 00:31:03,862 --> 00:31:06,660 I can't. No, I really can't. 505 00:31:09,868 --> 00:31:11,529 What is with you? 506 00:31:11,603 --> 00:31:13,662 An hour ago you were really into me, 507 00:31:13,738 --> 00:31:15,706 and now you can't get out fast enough! 508 00:31:15,773 --> 00:31:17,604 OK. Truth? 509 00:31:19,143 --> 00:31:21,043 I thought I could do this, but I can't. 510 00:31:22,547 --> 00:31:24,572 I'm just not attracted to you. 511 00:31:25,650 --> 00:31:28,244 - Of course you are! - No, see... 512 00:31:29,254 --> 00:31:31,586 I really only date women in their twenties. 513 00:31:31,656 --> 00:31:34,216 - What? - Sorry. 514 00:31:34,292 --> 00:31:36,226 You're too old for me. 515 00:31:40,231 --> 00:31:43,325 [both grunting] 516 00:31:43,401 --> 00:31:46,131 I still got a lot of kick for an old broad, don't I? 517 00:32:27,679 --> 00:32:30,079 - [Bree gasps, screams] - [crashing] 518 00:32:30,148 --> 00:32:31,547 Mom? 519 00:32:33,284 --> 00:32:35,878 Mom! Mom, are you all right? 520 00:32:35,954 --> 00:32:38,616 Don't move her. She might have broken something. 521 00:32:41,626 --> 00:32:45,619 Yes, we need an ambulance, please, at 4354 Wisteria Lane. 522 00:32:45,697 --> 00:32:49,224 My wife's had a bad fall. Please hurry. 523 00:32:58,443 --> 00:33:00,104 What the hell is this? 524 00:33:04,716 --> 00:33:08,447 Mrs. Hodge was very lucky. She only suffered a slight concussion. 525 00:33:08,519 --> 00:33:11,784 If you have any more questions the doctor should be back soon. 526 00:33:11,856 --> 00:33:13,187 Thank you. 527 00:33:14,425 --> 00:33:16,859 Thank God, I was so worried. 528 00:33:17,862 --> 00:33:19,523 Yeah, I'll bet. 529 00:33:21,933 --> 00:33:23,457 What's that supposed to mean? 530 00:33:24,602 --> 00:33:28,402 I heard you two yesterday. All that stuff about you maybe going to jail. 531 00:33:29,874 --> 00:33:32,274 That's none of your business, 532 00:33:32,343 --> 00:33:36,006 but if you think I had anything to do with Bree falling... 533 00:33:36,080 --> 00:33:40,608 I'm not stupid. I know the cops have been all over you about that dead woman. 534 00:33:40,685 --> 00:33:43,176 And Mom said for you to fix it or she would. 535 00:33:43,254 --> 00:33:45,779 Is this accident how you fixed it? 536 00:33:45,857 --> 00:33:48,655 - You're upset, I get it... - No, no, you don't get it. 537 00:33:48,726 --> 00:33:51,126 There's a reason my mom put me out on the street. 538 00:33:51,195 --> 00:33:54,164 You've never met that guy. You've never met Bad Andrew. 539 00:33:55,199 --> 00:33:57,667 But hurt my mom, and you will. 540 00:33:58,836 --> 00:34:00,497 I love your mother. 541 00:34:01,039 --> 00:34:03,507 I'm gonna do everything I can to protect her. 542 00:34:04,976 --> 00:34:06,967 Yeah, so am I. 543 00:34:10,048 --> 00:34:12,107 Hi, I'm Bree Hodge's son. 544 00:34:12,183 --> 00:34:15,584 You see that guy right there? That's her husband. 545 00:34:15,653 --> 00:34:18,986 Do not, under any circumstances, let him be alone with her. 546 00:34:19,057 --> 00:34:21,992 - Why? - Because it's his fault she's in here. 547 00:34:22,060 --> 00:34:26,861 He's a dangerous guy. I've warned you. Anything happens to her, you're liable. 548 00:34:29,467 --> 00:34:30,991 Good night, Dad. 549 00:34:37,708 --> 00:34:40,643 [footsteps approaching] 550 00:34:46,818 --> 00:34:47,876 Oh, you're home. 551 00:34:49,120 --> 00:34:52,715 - Thought you're still out on your date. - Date's over. What do you want? 552 00:34:52,790 --> 00:34:57,090 I thought since I can't take you out for your birthday, I'd leave you a present. 553 00:34:58,763 --> 00:35:00,492 Don't worry, it's not expensive. 554 00:35:06,104 --> 00:35:08,163 Aw, Zach! 555 00:35:10,575 --> 00:35:12,099 So how'd your date go? 556 00:35:12,777 --> 00:35:16,838 - Is he crazy? You're not old. - Hm. 557 00:35:16,914 --> 00:35:19,940 You did not see the look on his face when I tried to kiss him. 558 00:35:20,852 --> 00:35:23,650 It was like he was sniffing expired milk. 559 00:35:23,721 --> 00:35:26,849 That's ridiculous. You're gorgeous. 560 00:35:26,924 --> 00:35:29,586 And you're just gonna get prettier every year. 561 00:35:30,461 --> 00:35:34,124 That's so sweet... but it's a lie. 562 00:35:34,999 --> 00:35:37,661 Every tick of the clock takes away something. 563 00:35:40,138 --> 00:35:43,266 Zach, what am I gonna do when I'm not pretty anymore? 564 00:35:46,344 --> 00:35:48,335 It's never gonna happen. 565 00:35:50,348 --> 00:35:53,681 I'm gonna take a little nap, OK? Just for a minute. 566 00:35:56,020 --> 00:35:58,011 Take as long as you'd like. 567 00:36:10,701 --> 00:36:14,535 Susan, I've looked everywhere for you. 568 00:36:15,106 --> 00:36:17,301 I didn't think to start with the, um... 569 00:36:17,375 --> 00:36:19,570 ...embalming room. 570 00:36:20,545 --> 00:36:23,343 Yeah, I'll be having night terrors from now on... 571 00:36:24,515 --> 00:36:26,176 ...which I deserve. 572 00:36:27,318 --> 00:36:30,310 Look, no one is judging you. 573 00:36:30,388 --> 00:36:33,016 If anything, they're judging that dreadful Lynn. 574 00:36:33,090 --> 00:36:35,684 I should be thanking you for driving her away. 575 00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:38,820 Usually takes a crucifix and some garlic. 576 00:36:38,896 --> 00:36:41,797 I'm so sorry I ruined Jane's funeral. 577 00:36:41,866 --> 00:36:44,926 - No, you didn't. - Yes, I did. 578 00:36:47,205 --> 00:36:50,436 - It's just... - What? 579 00:36:52,210 --> 00:36:56,806 I thought after we got through this really painful day, 580 00:36:56,881 --> 00:36:59,008 things would start to get better. 581 00:37:01,118 --> 00:37:04,212 I thought I could be more a part of your world. 582 00:37:05,690 --> 00:37:08,523 Now all your friends and family are just gonna think of me 583 00:37:08,593 --> 00:37:10,925 as the crazy lady from Jane's funeral. 584 00:37:11,429 --> 00:37:14,557 [sobbing] Oh, God. Oh, Ian... OK. 585 00:37:14,632 --> 00:37:16,395 This is not supposed to be about me. 586 00:37:16,467 --> 00:37:18,094 You should be upstairs... 587 00:37:18,169 --> 00:37:22,162 ...to say goodbye. [sighs] 588 00:37:22,240 --> 00:37:27,371 I'm just gonna hide out here with the departed until everybody leaves. 589 00:37:28,779 --> 00:37:29,939 No. 590 00:37:31,115 --> 00:37:33,845 No more hiding. We've been doing it far too long. 591 00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:38,115 You have nothing to be ashamed of. 592 00:37:38,189 --> 00:37:41,056 You helped me through the most difficult part of my life. 593 00:37:41,125 --> 00:37:43,787 I love you. I want to spend the rest of my life with you. 594 00:37:43,861 --> 00:37:45,385 I want to marry you. 595 00:37:46,731 --> 00:37:48,892 Ian, are you proposing to me? 596 00:37:50,401 --> 00:37:53,734 Well... I guess, maybe, I... 597 00:37:53,804 --> 00:37:55,931 - I am. - Whoa! 598 00:37:56,007 --> 00:37:58,339 Before you say another word... 599 00:37:58,409 --> 00:37:59,933 ...take a look around. 600 00:38:01,412 --> 00:38:03,346 Oh. Right. 601 00:38:04,482 --> 00:38:06,950 I hadn't really thought a lot about this moment, 602 00:38:07,018 --> 00:38:10,681 but when I did... the table we were at didn't have a blood gutter. 603 00:38:12,290 --> 00:38:16,659 Then may I reopen the subject at a more opportune time and place? 604 00:38:19,630 --> 00:38:21,097 Yes. 605 00:38:23,034 --> 00:38:27,300 I accept your proposal to propose. 606 00:38:29,674 --> 00:38:30,800 Shall we? 607 00:38:39,450 --> 00:38:41,975 Now I want you to dig deep. 608 00:38:42,053 --> 00:38:44,578 If you feel your memory blocked, 609 00:38:44,655 --> 00:38:48,250 just count to three and the block will melt away. 610 00:38:48,793 --> 00:38:53,196 It is natural and easy for you to recall anything. 611 00:38:53,864 --> 00:38:56,526 Now remember Monique Poulier. 612 00:38:56,600 --> 00:38:59,660 Remember the night you met her... 613 00:39:02,473 --> 00:39:03,872 Miss Poulier? 614 00:39:05,743 --> 00:39:08,507 I've, uh... got that part for the sink. 615 00:39:10,414 --> 00:39:11,745 Hello? 616 00:39:22,893 --> 00:39:26,659 Sorry. Monique's upstairs taking a nap. 617 00:39:26,731 --> 00:39:28,392 She wasn't feeling well. 618 00:39:34,905 --> 00:39:37,339 Mike? Did you see something? 619 00:39:41,779 --> 00:39:43,974 I'm her boyfriend. I, uh... [clears throat] 620 00:39:44,048 --> 00:39:46,744 ...figured she'd want to wake up to a clean kitchen. 621 00:39:48,452 --> 00:39:51,853 Well, I'll just finish up with the sink and be out of your hair. 622 00:39:52,490 --> 00:39:55,482 Uh, why don't you let me take care of the sink? 623 00:39:55,926 --> 00:39:58,520 I mean, I'm pretty handy and it's getting late. 624 00:39:59,163 --> 00:40:00,824 Oh. I don't mind staying. 625 00:40:00,898 --> 00:40:03,560 No, look, it's OK. I got it under control. 626 00:40:04,668 --> 00:40:08,195 Here. This should cover what we owe you. 627 00:40:14,678 --> 00:40:16,805 Tell Miss Poulier I hope she feels better. 628 00:40:16,881 --> 00:40:17,870 Will do. 629 00:40:19,884 --> 00:40:20,873 Oh, hey. 630 00:40:21,752 --> 00:40:23,549 Don't forget your wrench. 631 00:40:30,161 --> 00:40:32,288 Mike, where are you going? 632 00:40:32,363 --> 00:40:33,625 Mike! 633 00:40:41,505 --> 00:40:43,029 Hey, Mr. Delfino. 634 00:40:43,107 --> 00:40:45,905 I need to, uh, talk to your stepdad. 635 00:40:45,976 --> 00:40:48,911 Orson's not here. He went to the hospital with my mom. 636 00:40:50,247 --> 00:40:52,579 She's fine. Thanks for asking. 637 00:40:59,056 --> 00:41:01,251 Mr. Hodge... 638 00:41:01,325 --> 00:41:03,190 Your wife's just sleeping. 639 00:41:03,260 --> 00:41:05,319 I suggest you go home and do the same. 640 00:41:07,398 --> 00:41:08,660 I will. 641 00:41:10,134 --> 00:41:11,431 You OK? 642 00:41:12,803 --> 00:41:14,532 Yeah, yeah, I'm fine. 643 00:41:15,206 --> 00:41:16,696 It's... 644 00:41:19,109 --> 00:41:21,577 There was a time when we were all so happy. 645 00:41:22,346 --> 00:41:24,746 I just can't seem to remember it anymore. 646 00:41:26,016 --> 00:41:29,679 [Mary Alice] Recapturing the past is a tricky business. 647 00:41:29,753 --> 00:41:34,019 While most memories are simply souvenirs of a happier time... 648 00:41:34,091 --> 00:41:35,820 Hey there. 649 00:41:35,893 --> 00:41:39,556 [Mary Alice]... others can be quite deadly. 650 00:41:40,397 --> 00:41:44,197 Hey, Mike. What brings you to the hospital? 651 00:41:44,268 --> 00:41:47,499 I've been seeing a hypnotherapist. 652 00:41:47,905 --> 00:41:50,738 She's helping me fill the gaps in my memory. 653 00:41:51,775 --> 00:41:53,174 How's it going? 654 00:41:55,112 --> 00:41:56,511 It's working. 655 00:42:04,188 --> 00:42:06,748 [car alarms blaring] 656 00:42:08,125 --> 00:42:10,116 [grunting] 657 00:42:20,037 --> 00:42:22,198 Oh! Oh!