1 00:00:00,179 --> 00:00:02,013 Jackie's voice: Previously on "Nurse Jackie"... 2 00:00:02,048 --> 00:00:04,115 I think I'm pregnant. 3 00:00:04,150 --> 00:00:05,886 Apparently, there's been a problem with shrinkage. 4 00:00:06,087 --> 00:00:08,487 No! Not apparently. 5 00:00:10,472 --> 00:00:12,307 You paid a publicist, didn't you? 6 00:00:12,341 --> 00:00:14,575 I... I have a publicist, yes, 7 00:00:14,610 --> 00:00:16,944 But that is not why I was chosen for the list 8 00:00:16,979 --> 00:00:19,881 Of the best 25 doctors in Manhattan. 9 00:00:19,915 --> 00:00:22,884 Your accent... London with a touch of Sussex, right? 10 00:00:22,918 --> 00:00:25,453 - Indeed. - I'm kind of an anglophile. 11 00:00:25,487 --> 00:00:27,255 How convenient. I'm an anglo. 12 00:00:27,289 --> 00:00:29,957 ( moaning ) 13 00:00:31,093 --> 00:00:34,329 - I have a girlfriend. - So do I. 14 00:00:35,397 --> 00:00:37,432 Do not take it out on him. 15 00:00:37,466 --> 00:00:40,201 - Who? Who am I taking it out on? - Thor. 16 00:00:40,235 --> 00:00:41,703 He's diabetic. You know that, right? 17 00:00:41,737 --> 00:00:43,771 - It's nurse Jackie. - Really? 18 00:00:43,806 --> 00:00:46,107 She constantly challenges my decisions, 19 00:00:46,141 --> 00:00:48,343 Is bossy and... and rude. 20 00:00:48,377 --> 00:00:50,511 My house, my kids... 21 00:00:50,546 --> 00:00:52,513 Are you out of your fucking mind? 22 00:00:52,548 --> 00:00:56,284 - I can't just turn it off like you can. - I didn't turn it off, Eddie. 23 00:00:56,318 --> 00:00:59,320 Want to know what your problem is? You're fucking greedy. 24 00:01:03,158 --> 00:01:06,027 - Didn't you practice? - That's not very nice, kaitlyn. 25 00:01:06,061 --> 00:01:08,596 Okay, I told you not to scold my child. 26 00:01:08,630 --> 00:01:11,733 I asked your child to make a little bit of room for my child. 27 00:01:11,767 --> 00:01:13,901 And I think I said "please." 28 00:01:13,936 --> 00:01:17,672 She said that her mom was dad's girlfriend before you. 29 00:01:17,706 --> 00:01:20,007 Oh, please. 30 00:01:20,042 --> 00:01:22,377 Oh, I made too much tater tot hot dish 31 00:01:22,411 --> 00:01:24,479 So I thought I'd bring some over. 32 00:01:24,513 --> 00:01:27,215 Kaitlyn says you guys order a lot of pizza. 33 00:01:27,249 --> 00:01:29,617 Yes, we happen to love pizza. 34 00:01:34,656 --> 00:01:44,057 Sync by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 35 00:01:59,348 --> 00:02:00,748 ( vocalizing ) 36 00:02:00,783 --> 00:02:04,152 ( vocalizing ) 37 00:02:36,385 --> 00:02:37,752 ( door closes ) 38 00:02:37,786 --> 00:02:39,954 ( door closes ) 39 00:03:16,025 --> 00:03:18,594 Really? "Alice in Wonderland"? 40 00:03:19,529 --> 00:03:21,497 It was with the girls. 41 00:03:21,531 --> 00:03:23,165 And dinner too... we went to dinner. 42 00:03:23,199 --> 00:03:25,400 Oh. Dinner and a movie. 43 00:03:25,435 --> 00:03:27,402 With? 44 00:03:29,405 --> 00:03:30,973 Kaitlyn and, um... 45 00:03:31,007 --> 00:03:32,508 Ginny? 46 00:03:32,542 --> 00:03:35,744 - Yeah. - ( groans ) 47 00:03:35,778 --> 00:03:38,480 Come on. It was a last minute thing, Jackie. 48 00:03:38,515 --> 00:03:40,949 May have been last minute on your part, 49 00:03:40,984 --> 00:03:42,951 - Not on hers. I can promise you that. - Kevin: Oh, shit. 50 00:03:42,986 --> 00:03:45,120 ( mutters ) God. 51 00:03:45,154 --> 00:03:47,389 ( brushing teeth ) 52 00:03:48,391 --> 00:03:50,392 Are you jealous of Ginny Flynn? 53 00:03:50,426 --> 00:03:52,461 ( spits ) 54 00:03:53,463 --> 00:03:55,163 Last minute. Please. 55 00:03:56,900 --> 00:03:59,301 That woman has been planning what to wear since High School. 56 00:03:59,335 --> 00:04:00,936 ( laughs ) 57 00:04:00,970 --> 00:04:02,704 You're nuts. 58 00:04:02,739 --> 00:04:04,306 Did she happen to mention 59 00:04:04,340 --> 00:04:06,542 That her marriage is falling apart? 60 00:04:06,576 --> 00:04:09,011 Seriously, Jackie, you're nuts. 61 00:04:13,216 --> 00:04:16,084 Seriously, Kevin, you're mine. 62 00:04:22,325 --> 00:04:25,694 - Oh... Shit. - What? 63 00:04:26,896 --> 00:04:28,297 - I'm sleeping on the couch. - What? 64 00:04:28,331 --> 00:04:31,934 - ( groans ) Jackie... - No, I gotta. 65 00:04:31,968 --> 00:04:34,169 W... why? Because we went to a movie? 66 00:04:34,203 --> 00:04:37,039 You're overreacting. 67 00:04:37,073 --> 00:04:38,574 No, I am reacting. 68 00:04:38,608 --> 00:04:40,475 I get to react, okay? 69 00:04:41,578 --> 00:04:43,078 ( slams ) 70 00:04:43,112 --> 00:04:45,113 ( sighs ) 71 00:04:54,524 --> 00:04:56,091 What just happened back there? 72 00:04:56,125 --> 00:04:58,460 You come strolling in at 2:00 am... 73 00:04:58,494 --> 00:05:00,529 I wanted to see that movie. I told you that. 74 00:05:00,563 --> 00:05:02,598 Baby, you were working. 75 00:05:02,632 --> 00:05:04,533 Well, then you should've called me or texted me. 76 00:05:04,567 --> 00:05:06,234 Why didn't you call me? 77 00:05:06,269 --> 00:05:08,270 'cause I was afraid you'd end up sleeping on the couch. 78 00:05:08,304 --> 00:05:10,672 Well, congratulations on being right. 79 00:05:12,175 --> 00:05:14,376 ( sighs ) 80 00:05:15,311 --> 00:05:16,979 See where that gets ya. 81 00:05:19,549 --> 00:05:22,217 ( chomping ) 82 00:05:34,430 --> 00:05:36,164 Is Johnny Depp married? 83 00:05:36,199 --> 00:05:38,467 Um... 84 00:05:38,501 --> 00:05:42,104 - Yes, honey, I believe he is. - We saw "Alice in Wonderland." 85 00:05:43,473 --> 00:05:46,475 - You did? - Tim Burton. 86 00:05:46,509 --> 00:05:48,844 - Fiona: You need to see it. - I do? 87 00:05:48,878 --> 00:05:50,479 You'll really like it. 88 00:05:50,513 --> 00:05:53,682 ( inhales ) okay. Done. 89 00:05:53,716 --> 00:05:56,585 You shouldn't be sleeping on the couch. 90 00:06:02,592 --> 00:06:03,992 ( car horns beeping ) 91 00:06:04,027 --> 00:06:07,629 ( car horns beeping ) 92 00:06:07,664 --> 00:06:10,332 Oh, the unsinkable Ginny Flynn. 93 00:06:10,366 --> 00:06:12,634 With all the stab wounds and gunshots we get, 94 00:06:12,669 --> 00:06:15,237 You would think that one of them could be her. 95 00:06:15,271 --> 00:06:17,506 And we'd let her bleed to death, yes? 96 00:06:17,540 --> 00:06:19,274 - Is that bad? - My two cents? 97 00:06:19,308 --> 00:06:22,277 - Yes, please. - No sleeping on couches. 98 00:06:22,311 --> 00:06:24,646 It makes people, I.e., husbands, 99 00:06:24,681 --> 00:06:26,915 Ask questions like "is something wrong? Can we talk?" et cetera. 100 00:06:26,949 --> 00:06:28,617 No good comes of it. Believe me. 101 00:06:28,651 --> 00:06:31,653 Not to mention the fact that that couch kills my back. 102 00:06:31,688 --> 00:06:33,689 Makes me totally useless. 103 00:06:33,723 --> 00:06:36,191 You are many things, Jacks... "useless" is not among them. 104 00:06:36,225 --> 00:06:38,493 - You're very sweet. - You need anything... 105 00:06:38,528 --> 00:06:40,095 Half a Percocet... you let me know. 106 00:06:40,129 --> 00:06:42,164 - Yes, I will. - ( tv news chattering ) 107 00:06:43,833 --> 00:06:46,435 Oh, she's great. I like her. 108 00:06:46,469 --> 00:06:48,070 Mm, she is, isn't she? 109 00:06:51,708 --> 00:06:54,176 She's leaving Gaza to take a desk in Washington. 110 00:06:54,210 --> 00:06:56,511 Is that right? How do you know that? 111 00:06:58,214 --> 00:06:59,815 - I know her. - Really? 112 00:06:59,849 --> 00:07:01,817 Wow. 113 00:07:01,851 --> 00:07:03,719 - Swanky life. - Yeah. 114 00:07:03,753 --> 00:07:05,987 Terribly swanky. 115 00:07:06,022 --> 00:07:07,756 God. 116 00:07:07,790 --> 00:07:11,126 - Last call for Percocet. - No no, it's too hard on the liver. 117 00:07:11,160 --> 00:07:14,696 Only if you take it in obscene quantities. 118 00:07:16,365 --> 00:07:18,266 Really? You know Sarah kohri? 119 00:07:18,301 --> 00:07:20,368 God, I could not love her more. 120 00:07:20,403 --> 00:07:21,903 Yeah, well... 121 00:07:21,938 --> 00:07:24,773 Will this be one of those times? 122 00:07:24,807 --> 00:07:28,110 Get in line. 123 00:07:30,813 --> 00:07:32,681 Oh. 124 00:07:35,418 --> 00:07:38,220 - Is this a good time? - Sorry. 125 00:07:39,756 --> 00:07:41,356 Quick and painless. 126 00:07:41,390 --> 00:07:42,891 I don't know about painless. 127 00:07:42,925 --> 00:07:44,793 Well then, here's to quick. 128 00:07:49,132 --> 00:07:51,032 Mm. 129 00:07:57,406 --> 00:07:59,141 - Hate you. - What'd I do? 130 00:08:00,510 --> 00:08:02,611 Not that I'd wish diabetes on any of you, 131 00:08:02,645 --> 00:08:04,579 But look at the shit I have to eat. 132 00:08:04,614 --> 00:08:06,681 Wasa bread?! ( hacks ) 133 00:08:06,716 --> 00:08:08,183 I love wasa bread. 134 00:08:08,217 --> 00:08:10,352 Kinda my point... it's not a very glamorous food. 135 00:08:10,386 --> 00:08:13,054 Seriously, diabetes... not a glamorous disease. 136 00:08:13,089 --> 00:08:14,990 I don't know. Mary Tyler Moore's pretty glamorous. 137 00:08:15,024 --> 00:08:16,658 Yeah, but her glamour comes more from her 138 00:08:16,692 --> 00:08:18,193 Business acumen and alcoholism. 139 00:08:18,227 --> 00:08:20,128 - Big diff. - Suit yourself. 140 00:08:20,163 --> 00:08:22,364 - Halle Berry, type 1. - I'm not a big baby person, 141 00:08:22,398 --> 00:08:23,865 But have you seen her kid? 142 00:08:23,900 --> 00:08:26,268 Her kid is like rgeous. 143 00:08:26,302 --> 00:08:28,837 - ( groans ) - You okay? 144 00:08:28,871 --> 00:08:30,472 Why, what have you heard? 145 00:08:31,407 --> 00:08:33,175 People, let it be known, 146 00:08:33,209 --> 00:08:34,976 Let it be known. 147 00:08:35,011 --> 00:08:37,212 For the time being, Miguel from admitting 148 00:08:37,246 --> 00:08:39,447 Will be stationed at the pill-o-matix. 149 00:08:39,482 --> 00:08:41,349 - Sorry? - You heard me. 150 00:08:41,384 --> 00:08:43,251 Until the narcotics situation 151 00:08:43,286 --> 00:08:44,786 Is resolved to my satisfaction, 152 00:08:44,821 --> 00:08:46,288 Miguel will be in the pharmacy. 153 00:08:46,322 --> 00:08:48,290 You need an id badge to get into the pharmacy. 154 00:08:48,324 --> 00:08:50,392 Any nutjob can walk into admitting. 155 00:08:50,426 --> 00:08:52,294 Stupidest thing I ever heard. Really. 156 00:08:52,328 --> 00:08:54,563 Tell your nurses to keep their noses out of the oxy. 157 00:08:54,597 --> 00:08:56,631 How about that? 158 00:08:57,700 --> 00:08:59,801 You are making things worse. 159 00:09:13,649 --> 00:09:16,384 - Ow. - Percocet? 160 00:09:16,419 --> 00:09:17,986 Yes, please. 161 00:09:18,020 --> 00:09:20,322 38-year-old male construction worker... 162 00:09:20,356 --> 00:09:22,858 Witnessed a fall from a second-story scaffolding. 163 00:09:22,892 --> 00:09:24,492 No habla... any of 'em. 164 00:09:24,527 --> 00:09:27,162 Hey, Zoey. What's up? 165 00:09:27,196 --> 00:09:28,763 Respiration is spontaneous and unlabored. 166 00:09:28,798 --> 00:09:30,498 Large whack to the back of the head. 167 00:09:30,533 --> 00:09:32,734 - Probably broke a couple ribs. - Let's call up for a scan, 168 00:09:32,768 --> 00:09:34,369 - See what we got. - On my count. 169 00:09:34,403 --> 00:09:36,571 One two three. 170 00:09:43,045 --> 00:09:44,446 You look nice... very pretty. 171 00:09:44,480 --> 00:09:46,147 You...you look nice... Very pretty. 172 00:09:46,182 --> 00:09:48,250 - You're rockin' a little glow. - I know, okay? 173 00:09:48,284 --> 00:09:51,119 Shut up. 174 00:09:54,156 --> 00:09:56,591 Zoey: Gun! Gun. 175 00:10:04,800 --> 00:10:07,235 Jackie Peyton... armed and dangerous. 176 00:10:07,270 --> 00:10:08,904 Do not tempt me. 177 00:10:08,938 --> 00:10:11,506 - Security! - Pharmacy. 178 00:10:11,540 --> 00:10:13,541 Jesus Christ. 179 00:10:19,815 --> 00:10:21,650 Make yourself useful. 180 00:10:26,255 --> 00:10:29,124 Hey, Kev. I thought the worst thing 181 00:10:29,158 --> 00:10:31,693 About sleeping on the couch would be 182 00:10:31,727 --> 00:10:33,261 How it fucks up my back, 183 00:10:33,296 --> 00:10:34,763 But I was wrong. 184 00:10:34,797 --> 00:10:37,065 It was waking up without you next to me. 185 00:10:37,099 --> 00:10:38,633 So... There. 186 00:10:38,668 --> 00:10:40,101 Call me back. 187 00:10:40,136 --> 00:10:42,237 ( mutters ) He needs stitches. 188 00:10:42,271 --> 00:10:44,105 Squishy. 189 00:10:46,042 --> 00:10:49,277 Two things... Dr. Cooper, I need a word alone with you. 190 00:10:49,312 --> 00:10:51,413 I heard there was a gun. Check his belongings, 191 00:10:51,447 --> 00:10:53,615 Proof of registration. If he's not carrying it, 192 00:10:53,649 --> 00:10:56,251 Get security to cuff him to the bed rail. 193 00:10:56,285 --> 00:10:58,086 - He's unconscious. - Out like a light. 194 00:10:58,120 --> 00:11:01,022 - Sleepin' like a baby. - Don't care. 195 00:11:03,793 --> 00:11:05,660 The upside is she does rise to the occasion 196 00:11:05,695 --> 00:11:08,296 When there's like a gun or something. 197 00:11:08,331 --> 00:11:09,831 Most of the time, she just comes off... 198 00:11:09,865 --> 00:11:12,934 I didn't ask you here to talk about Jackie. 199 00:11:12,969 --> 00:11:15,870 - No? - No. 200 00:11:17,206 --> 00:11:19,341 You're a very good-looking man, Dr. Cooper. 201 00:11:19,375 --> 00:11:21,176 Oh, man. 202 00:11:21,210 --> 00:11:22,911 See, this always happens. 203 00:11:22,945 --> 00:11:25,613 I... I'm flattered, Gloria. 204 00:11:25,648 --> 00:11:28,516 And I love older women, so it's not that, but... 205 00:11:28,551 --> 00:11:31,119 Okay, stop. I'm heartbroken. 206 00:11:31,153 --> 00:11:35,023 Dr. Cooper, I have been saddled with the task 207 00:11:35,057 --> 00:11:38,493 Of attracting more insured patients. 208 00:11:38,527 --> 00:11:40,462 A better grade of clientele. 209 00:11:40,496 --> 00:11:42,163 In a word... yes. 210 00:11:42,198 --> 00:11:44,199 Our friends at the sussman foundation are interested 211 00:11:44,233 --> 00:11:45,700 In making meaningful contributions 212 00:11:45,735 --> 00:11:48,003 To a distinguished medical facility, 213 00:11:48,037 --> 00:11:50,438 Not a ramshackle urgent care center. 214 00:11:50,473 --> 00:11:53,108 - We're distinguished. - Not like we were 30 years ago. 215 00:11:53,142 --> 00:11:55,543 - I was five. - Yeah. 216 00:11:55,578 --> 00:11:58,780 And given your recent write-up... - aw. 217 00:11:58,814 --> 00:12:00,815 I see what you're getting at. 218 00:12:00,850 --> 00:12:04,719 You want me to show up at a couple of black ties, 219 00:12:04,754 --> 00:12:06,354 Deliver a few speeches... 220 00:12:06,389 --> 00:12:08,390 Tell me when and where. 221 00:12:08,424 --> 00:12:10,625 Hobnobbing is my gift... 222 00:12:10,659 --> 00:12:13,128 - That and really tiny stitches. - We want to launch 223 00:12:13,162 --> 00:12:17,532 A citywide campaign... buses, subway stops, 224 00:12:17,566 --> 00:12:22,737 Featuring you as the face of all saints. 225 00:12:22,772 --> 00:12:24,339 ( chuckles ) 226 00:12:24,373 --> 00:12:25,874 So no speeches? 227 00:12:25,908 --> 00:12:27,742 Not ruling it out. 228 00:12:27,777 --> 00:12:29,544 Do I get paid? 229 00:12:29,578 --> 00:12:33,281 I've had legal draw up a little... 230 00:12:33,315 --> 00:12:35,950 Take a look. - I'll totally give the money to charity. 231 00:12:35,985 --> 00:12:38,319 Or new skis... no. Charity's better, yes? 232 00:12:38,354 --> 00:12:40,288 Charity. 233 00:12:40,322 --> 00:12:42,757 I'd like to have my team give it a look-see. 234 00:12:42,792 --> 00:12:45,193 By all means. 235 00:12:46,562 --> 00:12:48,229 Mostly charity. 236 00:12:50,766 --> 00:12:52,801 ( door closes ) 237 00:12:55,905 --> 00:12:58,173 Did you catch anybody stealing drugs yet? 238 00:12:58,207 --> 00:12:59,707 Nope. 239 00:12:59,742 --> 00:13:01,609 Did you lock the gun up yet? 240 00:13:01,644 --> 00:13:03,778 Nope. If I leave my post, I create 241 00:13:03,813 --> 00:13:05,680 An opportunity for theft. 242 00:13:05,714 --> 00:13:07,482 When do you eat? 243 00:13:07,516 --> 00:13:09,884 - When do you pee? - Classified. 244 00:13:09,919 --> 00:13:13,488 - You're all idiots. - Pretty much. 245 00:13:13,522 --> 00:13:16,391 Well, if you need me to bring you lunch 246 00:13:16,425 --> 00:13:18,259 Or a bedpan, 247 00:13:18,260 --> 00:13:20,061 Let me know. 248 00:13:21,964 --> 00:13:24,432 ( tone blaring ), 249 00:13:25,468 --> 00:13:28,436 - ( tone stops ) - 12:38. 250 00:13:28,471 --> 00:13:30,605 I'll leave you two to fold the flag. 251 00:13:34,243 --> 00:13:36,344 Tough nut to crack, that one. 252 00:13:36,378 --> 00:13:38,813 But so worth it. 253 00:13:39,715 --> 00:13:41,983 Couldn't agree more. 254 00:13:42,017 --> 00:13:44,486 Death kit. 255 00:13:47,223 --> 00:13:48,890 Shall we? 256 00:14:04,707 --> 00:14:06,674 - Look how small. - Hmm. 257 00:14:06,709 --> 00:14:08,309 They used to be bigger. 258 00:14:08,344 --> 00:14:10,645 I mean, not huge, but they covered everything. 259 00:14:10,679 --> 00:14:13,014 Sucks. 260 00:14:17,820 --> 00:14:20,188 May I have a word? 261 00:14:24,093 --> 00:14:25,727 What happened to the death kits? 262 00:14:25,761 --> 00:14:27,695 Why are they so... 263 00:14:27,730 --> 00:14:29,164 Skimpy? 264 00:14:29,198 --> 00:14:30,698 Half the price, miss Barkow. 265 00:14:30,733 --> 00:14:33,902 Yes, but now it takes two kits to cover one body. 266 00:14:33,936 --> 00:14:36,604 How's that saving anybody any money? 267 00:14:36,639 --> 00:14:38,940 Don't think so hard. 268 00:14:41,177 --> 00:14:43,111 Like I can help it. 269 00:14:44,446 --> 00:14:46,681 ( sighs ) 270 00:14:46,715 --> 00:14:48,883 - You okay? - Yes. 271 00:14:50,019 --> 00:14:51,419 And why do people keep asking me that? 272 00:14:51,453 --> 00:14:53,555 Give me your hand. 273 00:14:55,491 --> 00:14:57,392 ( chuckles ) 274 00:14:58,994 --> 00:15:01,129 Reflexology, acupuncture... 275 00:15:01,163 --> 00:15:04,632 Stuff corresponding with other stuff. 276 00:15:04,667 --> 00:15:07,368 Ooh! What was that? 277 00:15:07,403 --> 00:15:09,904 Huh. Something's up with your uterus. 278 00:15:11,574 --> 00:15:13,241 ( clears throat ) 279 00:15:13,275 --> 00:15:15,310 ( whispers ) Am I gonna get my period? 280 00:15:15,344 --> 00:15:17,979 ( whispers ) couldn't tell you. 281 00:15:18,013 --> 00:15:19,914 But yeah, something is definitely... 282 00:15:19,949 --> 00:15:21,649 ( gasps, laughs ) 283 00:15:21,684 --> 00:15:23,851 I know. Stop. 284 00:15:33,028 --> 00:15:34,729 I'm on the phone with my attorneys. 285 00:15:34,763 --> 00:15:36,931 And I am buying chapstick for the queen. 286 00:15:41,036 --> 00:15:42,870 Hey, mom. Can you put mom on? 287 00:15:42,905 --> 00:15:45,106 I have a legal question. 288 00:15:45,140 --> 00:15:47,342 Let's go. Get some gloves. 289 00:15:48,611 --> 00:15:50,878 80-year-old female, vital signs are stable, 290 00:15:50,913 --> 00:15:53,314 Altered mental status. 291 00:15:53,349 --> 00:15:56,017 Undomiciled? - No. Smell coming in the hallway... 292 00:15:56,051 --> 00:15:57,785 Neighbors thought she was dead. 293 00:15:57,820 --> 00:16:00,121 Called the cops. 294 00:16:02,258 --> 00:16:04,292 - I need you. - Handle this. 295 00:16:04,326 --> 00:16:06,628 May I help you? - I need you to come to lunch with me. 296 00:16:06,662 --> 00:16:09,631 - I can't do it. - Then I need you to kill Sam. 297 00:16:09,665 --> 00:16:11,666 You're a big girl. Kill him yourself. 298 00:16:11,700 --> 00:16:14,135 I'm begging you. Please. Use your powers as his direct superior... 299 00:16:14,169 --> 00:16:15,803 Tell him to stop cruising doctors. 300 00:16:15,838 --> 00:16:18,039 - You made your own bed. - Yes, I know! 301 00:16:18,073 --> 00:16:19,941 But it was a one-night stand... not even. 302 00:16:19,975 --> 00:16:22,143 A bump in the chapel. And now he's... 303 00:16:25,114 --> 00:16:26,948 I hope by "big" you meant "tall"! 304 00:16:28,450 --> 00:16:31,219 ( sighs ) 305 00:16:31,253 --> 00:16:34,922 Please stop looking at me. 306 00:16:39,094 --> 00:16:40,495 Ng Spanish ) 307 00:16:40,529 --> 00:16:42,263 ( speaking Spanish ) 308 00:16:52,741 --> 00:16:56,477 ( phone buzzing ) 309 00:17:10,993 --> 00:17:12,860 Hmm. 310 00:17:16,131 --> 00:17:18,533 Sí. 311 00:17:21,970 --> 00:17:23,705 ( speaks Spanish ) muy bien. 312 00:17:25,641 --> 00:17:29,410 Woman:...A lot of people. Caroline comes for lunch. 313 00:17:29,445 --> 00:17:33,081 You know she comes... we have lunch on thursdays. 314 00:17:33,115 --> 00:17:35,249 But no... no wigs. 315 00:17:35,284 --> 00:17:37,218 No wigs. 316 00:17:37,252 --> 00:17:39,253 Sometimes... ( murmurs ) 317 00:17:39,288 --> 00:17:41,489 - She wears a... fall. - Mm-hmm. 318 00:17:43,058 --> 00:17:44,892 The hair is from China. 319 00:17:46,829 --> 00:17:48,996 What's up? 320 00:17:49,031 --> 00:17:54,102 She has a 24-hour caregiver paid for by the state. 321 00:17:54,136 --> 00:17:55,803 I hope you are kidding. 322 00:18:00,576 --> 00:18:02,477 How we doing, Renata? 323 00:18:02,511 --> 00:18:05,413 Oh hello, sweetheart. 324 00:18:05,447 --> 00:18:07,215 How was the ride? 325 00:18:07,249 --> 00:18:08,883 Good, I hope. 326 00:18:08,917 --> 00:18:10,685 How about something to eat? 327 00:18:10,719 --> 00:18:13,788 Uh, should we wait for company? 328 00:18:13,822 --> 00:18:15,523 Well, it might be a while. 329 00:18:15,557 --> 00:18:18,393 - There's a lot of traffic today. - Yeah, I forgot. 330 00:18:18,427 --> 00:18:20,261 Traffic. 331 00:18:20,295 --> 00:18:21,896 I keep forgetting that. 332 00:18:25,367 --> 00:18:27,368 Will you get the girl some coffee? 333 00:18:27,403 --> 00:18:29,604 - No, that's okay. - I would love to. 334 00:18:29,638 --> 00:18:31,506 I will be right back, okay? 335 00:18:42,084 --> 00:18:43,751 ( phone buzzing ) 336 00:18:47,790 --> 00:18:49,257 - Hey, Kevin. - Hey, babe. 337 00:18:49,291 --> 00:18:51,225 Heads up... the car is out of commission. 338 00:18:51,260 --> 00:18:53,461 Really? What's up? - The tech is looking at it right now, 339 00:18:53,495 --> 00:18:56,464 But I just didn't want to throw you for a loop. 340 00:18:56,498 --> 00:18:59,767 Okay. You good? 341 00:19:03,071 --> 00:19:04,806 This is delightful. 342 00:19:04,840 --> 00:19:08,309 - Thank you. - My pleasure. 343 00:19:08,343 --> 00:19:10,511 Our pleasure. 344 00:19:13,582 --> 00:19:15,616 It says here you have someone who lives with you? 345 00:19:16,952 --> 00:19:18,853 Oh. 346 00:19:18,887 --> 00:19:21,789 My Caroline comes for lunch. 347 00:19:21,824 --> 00:19:23,491 That's nice, huh? 348 00:19:23,525 --> 00:19:24,992 Tuesdays. 349 00:19:25,027 --> 00:19:27,361 Sometimes Thursdays. 350 00:19:27,396 --> 00:19:28,796 Or not. 351 00:19:28,831 --> 00:19:33,334 Busy lady. And her kids are beautiful. 352 00:19:33,368 --> 00:19:35,236 And they're all blond... 353 00:19:35,270 --> 00:19:36,938 All of them. 354 00:19:38,740 --> 00:19:41,576 - Hello, dear. - Hi. 355 00:19:41,610 --> 00:19:44,412 I saw her name on the computer. Can I talk to her? 356 00:19:44,446 --> 00:19:46,380 Sure. Zoey. 357 00:19:55,491 --> 00:19:57,525 Renata Thurber. 358 00:19:57,559 --> 00:20:00,761 You did the hair for "mame"... 359 00:20:00,796 --> 00:20:02,997 And "follies" and "company." 360 00:20:06,001 --> 00:20:08,169 I did. 361 00:20:09,304 --> 00:20:10,938 Are you one of the dancers? 362 00:20:12,674 --> 00:20:14,308 I'm an understudy. 363 00:20:15,377 --> 00:20:17,011 Oh. 364 00:20:18,347 --> 00:20:19,780 Mm. 365 00:20:19,815 --> 00:20:21,983 ( phones ringing ) 366 00:20:23,218 --> 00:20:26,787 God. Why bother getting old, you know? 367 00:20:27,990 --> 00:20:29,524 People forgetting you're even alive. 368 00:20:29,558 --> 00:20:31,592 Or not caring. 369 00:20:33,228 --> 00:20:36,430 Having a baby wouldn't be the worst thing in the world. 370 00:20:36,465 --> 00:20:38,332 - At least when I'm old... - There's lots of reasons 371 00:20:38,367 --> 00:20:39,934 To have kids. 372 00:20:41,770 --> 00:20:43,771 Just as many not to. 373 00:20:46,642 --> 00:20:48,776 I have two girls. 374 00:20:53,181 --> 00:20:55,116 That's all you're gettin'. 375 00:20:56,451 --> 00:20:58,519 ( phone call ringing ) 376 00:21:06,194 --> 00:21:07,995 Five minutes. - All right, give me one second... 377 00:21:08,030 --> 00:21:09,931 Not asking. Come with me. 378 00:21:11,131 --> 00:21:14,831 You and Sarah Kohri... really? 379 00:21:19,575 --> 00:21:21,042 You don't do anything really. 380 00:21:21,076 --> 00:21:22,777 You don't do anything half-assed, do ya? 381 00:21:22,811 --> 00:21:24,845 Apparently not. 382 00:21:26,415 --> 00:21:27,982 I guess I shouldn't be surprised. 383 00:21:28,016 --> 00:21:30,184 You are pretty sophisticated. 384 00:21:30,218 --> 00:21:32,753 Keep telling me that. 385 00:21:32,788 --> 00:21:35,189 So, when are we talking? 386 00:21:35,223 --> 00:21:36,824 On her way up to Washington. 387 00:21:36,858 --> 00:21:39,493 ( sniffs ) only for a couple of days. 388 00:21:40,696 --> 00:21:43,230 I thought this was behind me. I really did. 389 00:21:44,800 --> 00:21:46,400 And it's not. 390 00:21:48,303 --> 00:21:49,904 Do I get to meet her? 391 00:21:49,938 --> 00:21:52,239 ( groans ) 392 00:21:52,274 --> 00:21:53,841 Incoming. 393 00:21:53,875 --> 00:21:56,077 Oh. See ya. 394 00:22:04,920 --> 00:22:06,954 Look, I... I think you're great, but... 395 00:22:06,989 --> 00:22:08,656 I really need to step away from this. 396 00:22:10,759 --> 00:22:13,527 Understood. - It was amazing, don't get me wrong. 397 00:22:13,562 --> 00:22:16,030 But having indiscriminate sex when you're a sex addict... 398 00:22:16,064 --> 00:22:17,865 Indiscriminate? You're hilarious. 399 00:22:17,899 --> 00:22:19,700 My girlfriend's back. 400 00:22:22,871 --> 00:22:24,438 So's mine. 401 00:22:32,814 --> 00:22:35,116 ( knocks ) 402 00:22:35,150 --> 00:22:37,018 Ta-da! 403 00:22:37,052 --> 00:22:39,086 - Thank you, Dr. Cooper. - Glad to help. 404 00:22:39,121 --> 00:22:40,655 And the whole " good-looking" thing... 405 00:22:40,689 --> 00:22:42,223 More of a curse than a blessing. 406 00:22:42,257 --> 00:22:44,025 I can't even imagine. 407 00:22:51,433 --> 00:22:53,801 What's up, Boo? 408 00:22:53,835 --> 00:22:57,171 Don't. - You're just shutting me down here. 409 00:22:57,205 --> 00:22:58,773 What's with that? 410 00:22:58,807 --> 00:23:01,842 - 'cause I can just... - nothing's with that. 411 00:23:07,416 --> 00:23:09,183 ( sighs ) 412 00:23:10,585 --> 00:23:12,520 I think I'm pregnant. 413 00:23:12,554 --> 00:23:14,655 Happy? 414 00:23:14,690 --> 00:23:16,390 Wow. 415 00:23:18,360 --> 00:23:20,594 I am happy if you're happy. 416 00:23:22,898 --> 00:23:25,066 It's not with a guy I like. 417 00:23:26,001 --> 00:23:27,735 It's his brother. 418 00:23:27,769 --> 00:23:30,104 - Oh. - One less Jagermeister, 419 00:23:30,138 --> 00:23:32,573 I might have ended up with the one I wanted. 420 00:23:32,607 --> 00:23:34,308 Yeah. 421 00:23:34,342 --> 00:23:36,577 Staten Island barbecues. 422 00:23:36,611 --> 00:23:39,046 - Yeah, they are the worst. - Yeah. 423 00:23:41,149 --> 00:23:43,551 If, uh, no one steps up to the plate, 424 00:23:43,585 --> 00:23:45,352 I could be there. 425 00:23:45,387 --> 00:23:47,388 That's very sweet. 426 00:23:47,422 --> 00:23:49,390 Just... Weird. 427 00:23:54,196 --> 00:23:56,797 I'm looking for Renata Thurber. 428 00:23:56,832 --> 00:23:58,299 Family? 429 00:23:58,333 --> 00:23:59,834 Caregiver. 430 00:24:00,969 --> 00:24:02,336 Um, why don't you have a seat? 431 00:24:02,370 --> 00:24:04,572 We'll get you the release forms. 432 00:24:09,244 --> 00:24:11,045 The police are here for the gun. 433 00:24:11,079 --> 00:24:12,880 - They need a signature. - Where are they now? 434 00:24:12,914 --> 00:24:14,582 There's just one. Miguel took him... 435 00:24:14,616 --> 00:24:16,851 All right. I'll be back in a second. 436 00:24:25,594 --> 00:24:27,161 ( speaking Spanish ) 437 00:24:47,315 --> 00:24:49,283 Are you out of your fucking mind? 438 00:24:49,317 --> 00:24:51,519 Go. 439 00:24:58,827 --> 00:25:01,462 Hey, can you come with me a second? 440 00:25:03,165 --> 00:25:05,466 I've got a call in to adult protective services. 441 00:25:05,500 --> 00:25:06,967 They're gonna want to take her in 442 00:25:07,002 --> 00:25:08,602 For aggravated neglect and endangerment. 443 00:25:08,637 --> 00:25:10,070 Who the hell are you? 444 00:25:10,105 --> 00:25:12,506 Jackie Peyton. Nice to meet you. 445 00:25:12,541 --> 00:25:14,775 Will you step over here, please, for a minute, ma'am? 446 00:25:14,810 --> 00:25:17,077 You've gotta be kidding me. - No. 447 00:25:17,112 --> 00:25:18,879 Uh, fraud... you can get her on fraud. 448 00:25:18,914 --> 00:25:20,581 We've still got an unregistered firearm here. 449 00:25:20,615 --> 00:25:22,583 The guy cracked his head open. He's not going anywhere. 450 00:25:22,617 --> 00:25:24,585 - If you say so. - I do. 451 00:25:27,689 --> 00:25:29,590 Ma'am, please. You want to step over here? 452 00:25:34,329 --> 00:25:36,397 Hi, it's me. 453 00:25:38,099 --> 00:25:41,202 Yeah, look, I'm sorry about all this. 454 00:25:41,236 --> 00:25:44,538 I'm... I'm tired. 455 00:25:44,573 --> 00:25:47,374 And my back's all fucked up and I'm sorry. 456 00:25:49,477 --> 00:25:50,911 You want to talk? 457 00:25:50,946 --> 00:25:52,646 ('5os pop music playing ) 458 00:25:52,681 --> 00:25:54,915 Really? 459 00:25:54,950 --> 00:25:56,951 Me too. 460 00:25:58,286 --> 00:26:00,287 * it's good to see you, baby * 461 00:26:00,322 --> 00:26:04,191 * but you've been gone away too long * 462 00:26:05,594 --> 00:26:07,394 * I said it's good to see you, baby * 463 00:26:07,429 --> 00:26:11,298 * but you've been gone away too long * 464 00:26:11,333 --> 00:26:12,867 * too long * 465 00:26:12,901 --> 00:26:15,636 * I've had another sugar * 466 00:26:15,704 --> 00:26:20,908 * every day since you've been gone... * 467 00:26:20,942 --> 00:26:23,944 - You are nuts. - I am. 468 00:26:27,582 --> 00:26:29,350 You've gotta toughen up. 469 00:26:29,384 --> 00:26:32,286 Says the lady that picked "Alice in Wonderland." 470 00:26:35,290 --> 00:26:37,091 I hear it's very good. 471 00:26:44,399 --> 00:26:47,067 * I try to date you * 472 00:26:47,102 --> 00:26:48,903 * understand * 473 00:26:48,937 --> 00:26:53,173 * I want to be your only man... * 474 00:26:53,174 --> 00:27:03,174 Sync by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com