1 00:00:03,903 --> 00:00:06,371 Madonna. 2 00:00:06,439 --> 00:00:09,374 Simply saying the word aloud makes me feel powerful... 3 00:00:09,442 --> 00:00:11,603 even in voice-over, 4 00:00:11,678 --> 00:00:14,772 How I have worshipped her ever since I was a little girl, 5 00:00:14,848 --> 00:00:18,215 Sorry, Angie Jolie, Catherine the Great, 6 00:00:18,284 --> 00:00:23,119 Madonna is the most powerful woman to ever walk the face of the Earth, 7 00:00:23,189 --> 00:00:26,625 I'm instating a new policy whereby we play Madonna's greatest hits... 8 00:00:26,693 --> 00:00:30,129 over the P.A. system quite loudly throughout the entire school day. 9 00:00:30,196 --> 00:00:34,724 But blasting her delicious hooks would make it impossible for the students to concentrate. 10 00:00:34,801 --> 00:00:36,962 Ah, who cares? Madonna never finished college. 11 00:00:37,037 --> 00:00:41,133 She hopped a cab for the bright lights of New York City with 35 bucks in her pocket. 12 00:00:41,207 --> 00:00:44,005 And I think we should encourage our pupils to do the same. 13 00:00:44,077 --> 00:00:46,477 You say the word, and I will provide you a list of the students... 14 00:00:46,546 --> 00:00:48,514 I believe should be rounded up and shipped off immediately. 15 00:00:48,581 --> 00:00:51,345 I am sorry, Sue. This is insanity! 16 00:00:51,418 --> 00:00:53,909 What you call insanity, I call inspiration. 17 00:00:53,987 --> 00:00:56,114 Let me break it down for you. 18 00:00:56,189 --> 00:00:59,158 It's been the biggest dream of my career to pay homage to Madonna... 19 00:00:59,225 --> 00:01:02,422 the woman most responsible for my take-no-prisoners demeanor... 20 00:01:02,495 --> 00:01:06,022 and my subconscious tendency to always be desperately looking for someone named Susan. 21 00:01:06,099 --> 00:01:08,033 And now my Cheerios squad this year... 22 00:01:08,101 --> 00:01:10,729 finally has the talent to make that dream come true. 23 00:01:10,804 --> 00:01:12,965 You will not take that dream from me. 24 00:01:13,039 --> 00:01:17,032 Do you not understand the blackmail process and how it works? 25 00:01:17,110 --> 00:01:19,442 Smile. 26 00:01:21,281 --> 00:01:24,307 I have your wife's phone number on speed dial. 27 00:01:24,384 --> 00:01:26,318 To recap, you will be playing those Madonna hits... 28 00:01:26,386 --> 00:01:28,786 throughout the day at an ear-splitting volume. 29 00:01:28,855 --> 00:01:31,881 Understood? 30 00:01:31,958 --> 00:01:33,289 Santana. 31 00:01:33,359 --> 00:01:36,055 - What does your bracelet say? - "W.W.M.D." 32 00:01:36,129 --> 00:01:38,097 "What Would Madonna do?' 33 00:01:38,164 --> 00:01:41,361 Well, the answer to that question is usually date a younger man. 34 00:01:41,434 --> 00:01:43,800 So let's see some arm candy, girls. 35 00:01:43,870 --> 00:01:47,636 Sorry, freshmen, You're gonna have to start trolling the middle schools, 36 00:01:47,707 --> 00:01:51,905 And you know why? 'Cause if you want to be as riveting a performer as Madonna... 37 00:01:51,978 --> 00:01:54,970 a skill that will nab us nationals this year... 38 00:01:55,048 --> 00:01:59,314 you're going to have to start thinking like her, acting like her, 39 00:01:59,385 --> 00:02:01,853 Also, a la Madonna... 40 00:02:01,921 --> 00:02:04,583 I will no longer acknowledge that any of you have last names. 41 00:02:04,657 --> 00:02:06,591 Becky Jackson... 44 00:02:13,700 --> 00:02:16,362 "I'm tough, I'm ambitious and I know what I want. 45 00:02:16,436 --> 00:02:19,837 If that makes me a bitch, okay. " 46 00:02:19,906 --> 00:02:24,240 I'm pretty sure she stole that line from one Sue Sylvester. 47 00:02:24,310 --> 00:02:26,938 No, really, she stole it from me. I said it first. 48 00:02:27,013 --> 00:02:30,414 Palladium. '87. 49 00:02:37,690 --> 00:02:39,624 Can I ask you guys something private? 50 00:02:39,692 --> 00:02:41,057 Yes, you should move to Israel. 51 00:02:37,690 --> 00:02:39,624 Can I ask you guys something private? 52 00:02:39,692 --> 00:02:41,057 Yes, you should move to Israel. 53 00:02:45,999 --> 00:02:47,933 It's about dating. 54 00:02:48,001 --> 00:02:51,027 Not that I'm dating anyone. We all know that Finn and I are no longer an item... 55 00:02:51,104 --> 00:02:54,130 and for the sake of the team, I broke up with Jesse. 56 00:02:54,207 --> 00:02:56,232 But let's just say I was dating someone. 57 00:02:56,309 --> 00:02:58,743 Let's just say, hypothetically, we went to a Wiggles concert... 58 00:03:03,683 --> 00:03:06,982 It was erotic and romantic. And then he said... 59 00:03:07,053 --> 00:03:08,987 We should do it. 60 00:03:10,123 --> 00:03:12,887 - "It"? - Totally. 61 00:03:12,959 --> 00:03:15,052 Haven't you done it before? 62 00:03:15,128 --> 00:03:17,926 No. Have you? 63 00:03:17,997 --> 00:03:19,931 What do you think? 64 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:23,525 It's no big deal. 65 00:03:23,603 --> 00:03:26,071 For a girl it is. 66 00:03:26,139 --> 00:03:28,073 What if then he got really crabby and left... 67 00:03:28,141 --> 00:03:30,609 and didn't even take home the Care Bear I won him playing Skee Ball? 68 00:03:30,677 --> 00:03:33,646 Would you please stop talking? You're grossing out my baby, 69 00:03:33,713 --> 00:03:36,011 I just want to be ready. I know I'm getting older... 70 00:03:36,082 --> 00:03:38,516 and these things are gonna happen someday... 71 00:03:38,585 --> 00:03:41,748 but how do I stop a guy from getting mad at me for saying "no"? 72 00:03:41,821 --> 00:03:44,312 - Just do what I do. Never say "No. " - Oh, totally. 73 00:03:44,390 --> 00:03:46,324 I mean, what's the worst that can happen? 74 00:03:46,392 --> 00:03:48,860 - Sorry, Quinn, - Look, girl, don't ask me, 75 00:03:48,928 --> 00:03:50,691 The last guy I liked was the mayor of Gay Town. 76 00:03:50,763 --> 00:03:53,527 And I can't wait to get a guy mad at me for saying "no, " 77 00:03:53,600 --> 00:03:56,433 We just have to accept that guys don't care about our feelings. 78 00:03:56,502 --> 00:03:58,868 Like, the other day, I was walking with Artie... 79 00:03:58,938 --> 00:04:01,634 I've thought a lot about it, and I forgive you for lying about your stutter. 80 00:04:01,708 --> 00:04:03,733 However, if you're planning on getting all up on this... 81 00:04:03,810 --> 00:04:05,368 I'm gonna need you to make some changes. 82 00:04:05,445 --> 00:04:08,414 The Goth thing was two years ago, so maybe lose the vampire makeup... 83 00:04:08,481 --> 00:04:10,415 and consider some tighter-fitting clothing. 84 00:04:10,483 --> 00:04:14,078 You've got the pow, and I believe you should work it more if we're going to be an item. 85 00:04:15,421 --> 00:04:18,288 That's got to sting. 86 00:04:18,358 --> 00:04:21,759 Hey, guys. I'm sorry to interrupt your little sorority... 87 00:04:21,828 --> 00:04:24,023 but I couldn't help but overhearing. 88 00:04:24,097 --> 00:04:26,190 Are you really having that much boy trouble? 89 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:29,167 You wouldn't understand, Mr. Schue. You're a guy. 90 00:04:30,937 --> 00:04:32,871 Well, then maybe you should talk to someone else about it... 91 00:04:32,939 --> 00:04:34,964 - like Miss Pillsbury. - I tried that. 92 00:04:35,041 --> 00:04:37,339 Oh, um, that's a hot-button topic, isn't it? 93 00:04:37,410 --> 00:04:39,105 I mean, when to do that. 94 00:04:39,178 --> 00:04:41,908 - This is the perfect chat to have with your mom. - I have two gay dads. 95 00:04:41,981 --> 00:04:45,144 Right, right. You, um... how about your rabbi? 96 00:04:45,218 --> 00:04:48,619 I really don't feel comfortable talking about this with Rabbi Greenberg. 97 00:04:48,688 --> 00:04:52,488 - Aren't you a guidance counselor? - Uh... 98 00:04:52,558 --> 00:04:54,924 The fact is, is that... 99 00:04:54,994 --> 00:04:59,988 women still earn 70 cents to every dollar that a man does for doing the same job. 100 00:05:00,066 --> 00:05:02,034 That attitude starts in high school. 101 00:05:04,671 --> 00:05:07,572 I don't know what to say, I mean... 102 00:05:07,640 --> 00:05:10,074 I can't do this job if I don't have the kids' confidence. 103 00:05:10,143 --> 00:05:12,771 I get that this area of interest is, uh... 104 00:05:12,845 --> 00:05:15,678 your blind spot, but I want to help you so that... 105 00:05:15,748 --> 00:05:19,013 the next time a girl comes in here asking those kinds of questions, you'll be prepared, 106 00:05:20,153 --> 00:05:21,780 I'm not saying you need to have sex. 107 00:05:21,854 --> 00:05:24,550 No! No, no, no. No, that's not what you were offering. 108 00:05:24,624 --> 00:05:27,058 Why Would you offer that? It wasn't what I was thinking, 109 00:05:27,126 --> 00:05:29,390 - Wishful thinking is all that was. - What this is all about... 110 00:05:29,462 --> 00:05:31,396 is teenage girls feeling like they have no power. 111 00:05:31,464 --> 00:05:34,024 Right. And it makes sense too. I mean, look at their role models, you know? 112 00:05:34,100 --> 00:05:36,534 You've got Britney Spears and her shaved head. 113 00:05:36,602 --> 00:05:38,627 Lindsay Lohan looks like something out of Lord of the Rings, 114 00:05:38,705 --> 00:05:40,036 Ann Coulter. 115 00:05:42,842 --> 00:05:46,778 Let's work together to try to find a way to make them feel more confident about themselves. 116 00:05:46,846 --> 00:05:49,280 Yeah, I like that. 117 00:05:49,349 --> 00:05:51,715 Yes, we will change the world one girl at a time. 118 00:05:51,784 --> 00:05:53,547 We'll be like a girl-saving team. 119 00:05:53,619 --> 00:05:58,420 And maybe along the way, we can find a way to help you too. 120 00:06:21,948 --> 00:06:27,079 ♪ Zephyr in the sky at night I wonder ♪ 121 00:06:27,153 --> 00:06:30,452 ♪ Do my tears of mourning ♪ 122 00:06:30,523 --> 00:06:33,458 ♪ Sink beneath the sun ♪ 123 00:06:37,230 --> 00:06:42,133 ♪ She's got herself a universe gone quickly ♪ 124 00:06:42,201 --> 00:06:45,932 ♪ For the call of thunder ♪ 125 00:06:46,005 --> 00:06:51,102 ♪ Threatens everyone ♪ 126 00:06:51,177 --> 00:06:54,943 ♪ And I feel like I just got home ♪ 127 00:06:55,014 --> 00:06:56,811 ♪ And I feel ♪ 128 00:06:58,618 --> 00:07:02,850 ♪ And I feel like I just got home ♪ 129 00:07:02,922 --> 00:07:07,359 ♪ And I feel ♪ 130 00:07:19,138 --> 00:07:22,301 Sloppy freak show babies! 131 00:07:22,375 --> 00:07:24,570 Somewhere in the English countryside... 132 00:07:24,644 --> 00:07:28,375 in a stately manor home, Madonna is weeping! 133 00:07:28,448 --> 00:07:30,143 Hit the showers! 134 00:07:32,452 --> 00:07:35,012 Oh. Hey, William. 135 00:07:35,087 --> 00:07:37,248 I thought I smelled cookies wafting from the ovens... 136 00:07:37,323 --> 00:07:39,416 of the little elves who live in your hair. 137 00:07:39,492 --> 00:07:41,756 Wow, Sue. I'm really impressed. 138 00:07:41,828 --> 00:07:43,762 Yeah, well, Madonna is legend. 139 00:07:43,830 --> 00:07:46,424 I want my girls to learn all the lessons she has to offer... 140 00:07:46,499 --> 00:07:49,024 strength, independence, 141 00:07:49,101 --> 00:07:53,037 Nobody quite like the Material Girl to empower my Cheerios... 142 00:07:53,105 --> 00:07:57,769 just like your hairdresser has empowered you to look absolutely ridiculous. 143 00:07:58,845 --> 00:08:00,779 I'll see you later, Sue. 144 00:08:02,982 --> 00:08:06,782 You think this is hard? I'm passing a gallstone as we speak! 145 00:08:06,853 --> 00:08:08,252 That's hard! 146 00:08:08,321 --> 00:08:10,915 What comes to mind when you see that name? 147 00:08:10,990 --> 00:08:13,049 - Genius. - Icon. 148 00:08:13,125 --> 00:08:15,593 Hall of fame MI LF. 149 00:08:15,661 --> 00:08:19,859 So, we're all aware of Madonna's musical and cultural significance... 150 00:08:19,932 --> 00:08:24,562 which is why this week your assignment is to come up with a Madonna number. 151 00:08:24,637 --> 00:08:26,537 Yes! 152 00:08:26,606 --> 00:08:28,540 Uh, Mr. Schue? 153 00:08:28,608 --> 00:08:30,906 As a dude, Madonna makes me kind of uncomfortable. 154 00:08:30,977 --> 00:08:34,071 Yeah, she's smokin' and everything, but can't some of us do something else? 155 00:08:34,146 --> 00:08:37,547 Like the guy version of Madonna? Like, you know, Pantera? 156 00:08:37,617 --> 00:08:39,448 Guys! 157 00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:41,953 You know, it's come to my attention that many of you haven't been... 158 00:08:42,021 --> 00:08:45,320 treating the young ladies of our group very nicely lately, 159 00:08:45,391 --> 00:08:50,385 You're disrespectful, bullying, sexist and... I hate to say it... misogynistic. 160 00:08:50,463 --> 00:08:52,624 I have no idea what that means. 161 00:08:52,698 --> 00:08:55,792 When I pulled my hamstring, I went to a misogynist. 162 00:08:57,503 --> 00:09:01,667 What it means is, put yourself in their shoes for a change. 163 00:09:01,741 --> 00:09:04,835 Culturally, Madonna's legacy transcends her music... 164 00:09:04,911 --> 00:09:07,243 because by and large, the subtext of her songs are about... 165 00:09:07,313 --> 00:09:12,307 being strong, independent and... and confident no matter what your sex, 166 00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:16,014 But more than anything, Madonna's musical message is about equality. 167 00:09:16,088 --> 00:09:19,353 And that is something I think you guys need to work on, 168 00:09:19,425 --> 00:09:23,418 Mr. Schue, I don't think we can have an honest conversation about Miss Ciccone... 169 00:09:23,496 --> 00:09:26,488 without acknowledging that her images are as indelible as her songs. 170 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:28,659 I would like to honor her contributions by tackling... 171 00:09:28,734 --> 00:09:31,202 a multimedia project with Mercedes, 172 00:09:31,404 --> 00:09:33,304 Great, Go for it, Kurt, 173 00:09:33,372 --> 00:09:36,273 I'm still not down. And no chick intimidates Puckzilla. 174 00:09:36,342 --> 00:09:38,572 I just don't think her music translates to show choir. 175 00:09:38,644 --> 00:09:41,579 Really? Well I, for one, couldn't disagree more. 176 00:09:48,621 --> 00:09:52,785 Come on, girls! Do you believe in love? 177 00:09:52,858 --> 00:09:56,658 'Cause I got something to say about it, and it goes something like this, 178 00:09:56,729 --> 00:10:00,790 ♪ Don't go for second best baby ♪ 179 00:10:00,866 --> 00:10:03,130 ♪ Put your love to the test ♪ 180 00:09:48,621 --> 00:09:52,785 Come on, girls! Do you believe in love? 181 00:09:52,858 --> 00:09:56,658 'Cause I got something to say about it, and it goes something like this, 182 00:09:56,729 --> 00:10:00,790 ♪ Don't go for second best baby ♪ 183 00:10:00,866 --> 00:10:03,130 ♪ Put your love to the test ♪ 184 00:10:03,202 --> 00:10:05,568 ♪ You know, you know you've got to ♪ 185 00:10:05,638 --> 00:10:08,573 ♪ Make him express how he feels ♪ 186 00:10:08,641 --> 00:10:12,168 ♪ And maybe then you know your love is real ♪ 187 00:10:14,080 --> 00:10:17,345 ♪ You don't need diamond rings ♪ 188 00:10:17,416 --> 00:10:21,978 ♪ Or 18-karat gold ♪ 189 00:10:22,054 --> 00:10:25,581 ♪ Fancy cars that go very fast ♪ 190 00:10:25,658 --> 00:10:29,924 ♪ You know they never last No, no ♪ 191 00:10:29,996 --> 00:10:34,023 ♪ What you need is a big, strong hand ♪ 192 00:10:34,100 --> 00:10:38,434 ♪ To lift you to your higher ground ♪ 193 00:10:38,504 --> 00:10:41,803 ♪ Make you feel like a queen on a throne ♪ 194 00:10:41,874 --> 00:10:47,369 ♪ Make him love you till you can't come down ♪ 195 00:10:47,446 --> 00:10:50,506 ♪ Don't go for second best baby ♪ 196 00:10:50,583 --> 00:10:53,108 ♪ Put your love to the test ♪ 197 00:10:53,185 --> 00:10:55,415 ♪ You know, you know you've got to ♪ 198 00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:58,389 ♪ Make him express how he feels ♪ 199 00:10:58,457 --> 00:11:03,861 ♪ And maybe then you'll know your love is real ♪ 200 00:11:03,929 --> 00:11:08,730 ♪ And when you're gone he might regret it ♪ 201 00:11:08,801 --> 00:11:12,396 ♪ Think about the love you once had ♪ 202 00:11:12,471 --> 00:11:16,373 ♪ Try to carry on but he just won't get it ♪ 203 00:11:16,442 --> 00:11:19,969 - * Hey* - * He'll be back on his knees, so please * 204 00:11:20,046 --> 00:11:23,982 ♪ Don't go for second best baby ♪ 205 00:11:24,050 --> 00:11:26,211 ♪ Put your love to the test ♪ 206 00:11:26,285 --> 00:11:28,583 ♪ You know, you know you've got to ♪ 207 00:11:28,654 --> 00:11:31,316 ♪ Make him express how he feels ♪ 208 00:11:31,390 --> 00:11:36,885 - * And maybe then you'll know your love is real * - * Your love is real * 209 00:11:36,962 --> 00:11:41,422 ♪ You've got to make him express himself ♪ 210 00:11:41,500 --> 00:11:45,095 - * Hey, hey, hey, hey * - * Put your love to the test * 211 00:11:45,171 --> 00:11:48,834 - * So if you want it right now make him show you how * - * Make him show how he feels * 212 00:11:48,908 --> 00:11:50,842 ♪ Express what he's got ♪ 213 00:11:50,910 --> 00:11:52,969 ♪ Baby, ready or not ♪ 214 00:11:53,045 --> 00:11:56,674 ♪ Express yourself ♪ 215 00:11:58,050 --> 00:12:01,645 That's what I'm talking about. All right! 216 00:12:03,823 --> 00:12:06,815 Oh, I look smoking hot. 217 00:12:06,892 --> 00:12:08,655 - Guess who I'm dating. - Who? 218 00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:11,253 Wes Brody. He's super cute. 219 00:12:11,330 --> 00:12:14,163 He plays soccer with my sister. He's seven. 220 00:12:14,233 --> 00:12:16,326 Oh! Crap. 221 00:12:16,402 --> 00:12:18,529 I need a younger, inferior man. 222 00:12:18,604 --> 00:12:21,368 If I don't find one, Coach Sylvester will kick me off the Cheerios for sure. 223 00:12:21,440 --> 00:12:25,672 Hello? Finn - his birthday's like three days before yours, and he's super dumb. 224 00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:27,713 We already tried with Finn, and he hates us. 225 00:12:27,780 --> 00:12:33,150 Trust me, the way to get a man to follow you forever... take his virginity. 226 00:12:33,219 --> 00:12:35,483 Madonna, like, wrote a song about it. 227 00:12:35,554 --> 00:12:37,215 - Hmm. - * You're not convinced that that is enough * 228 00:12:39,625 --> 00:12:43,618 Hey, Finnocence. You know, I've been thinking, and I think we should go out. 229 00:12:43,696 --> 00:12:45,687 Just you and me this time. No third wheel. 230 00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:49,201 - Will you talk to me this time? - I don't really talk during. 231 00:12:50,136 --> 00:12:51,865 Look, Finn. 232 00:12:51,937 --> 00:12:53,962 It's high time you've lost the big "V '" 233 00:12:54,039 --> 00:12:56,166 Everything about you screams virgin. 234 00:12:56,242 --> 00:12:58,540 You're about as sexy as a Cabbage Patch Kid. 235 00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:01,307 It's exhausting to look at you. 236 00:13:01,380 --> 00:13:04,543 Well, look, I appreciate the offer, but I have feelings for someone else... 237 00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:06,812 - and I'm trying to work things out with them, so... - Who, Rachel? 238 00:13:06,886 --> 00:13:09,047 She's dating that Jesse kid from Vocal Adrenaline. 239 00:13:09,121 --> 00:13:11,487 - No, she's not. - Please. You can smell it on her. 240 00:13:11,557 --> 00:13:13,149 She's like a cat in heat. 241 00:13:13,225 --> 00:13:17,423 She talked about him yesterday and practically sprayed the choir room. 242 00:13:17,496 --> 00:13:20,056 So, come on. 243 00:13:20,132 --> 00:13:21,793 Let's do the deed. 244 00:13:21,867 --> 00:13:24,529 It'll be great for my image, and Sue will promote me to head cheerleader. 245 00:13:24,603 --> 00:13:26,537 It's win-win. 246 00:13:26,605 --> 00:13:28,664 Wait. What... what do I get out of it? 247 00:13:28,741 --> 00:13:32,177 I don't know. You get to have sex and make Rachel jealous. 248 00:13:33,445 --> 00:13:36,437 I meant for me, okay? It's win-win for me. 249 00:13:38,317 --> 00:13:40,410 You wanted to see me? 250 00:13:40,486 --> 00:13:42,283 - * Come on, let's go * - Sue! 251 00:13:42,354 --> 00:13:44,948 Um, yeah. Thank you for coming. Please sit down. 252 00:13:45,024 --> 00:13:47,254 No. 253 00:13:47,326 --> 00:13:49,954 Okay. Um... 254 00:13:50,029 --> 00:13:53,294 I was just wondering why Madonna's playing everywhere except my office. 255 00:13:53,365 --> 00:13:54,889 Well, it's simple, Arlene. 256 00:13:54,967 --> 00:13:57,800 You don't deserve the power of Madonna, 257 00:13:57,870 --> 00:14:00,304 You have none of her self-confidence, her power over her body... 258 00:14:00,372 --> 00:14:02,101 or her sexual magnetism, 259 00:14:02,174 --> 00:14:04,574 Simply put, you have all the sensuality... 260 00:14:04,643 --> 00:14:08,443 of one of those pandas down at the zoo who refuse to mate. 261 00:14:08,514 --> 00:14:11,608 I had your, uh, intercom disconnected. 262 00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:19,988 There you go. 263 00:14:20,059 --> 00:14:22,755 Finn, I was just coming to find you. 264 00:14:22,828 --> 00:14:25,695 Look, I know that the boys were a little uncomfortable about this Madonna assignment... 265 00:14:25,764 --> 00:14:28,096 so I figured you and I as co-captains could... 266 00:14:28,167 --> 00:14:32,001 do a little mash-up of a bunch of her songs just to show everyone how cool it can be. 267 00:14:32,071 --> 00:14:34,505 Yeah, sure. Whatever. 268 00:14:34,573 --> 00:14:37,337 Look, are you still dating that Jesse kid? 269 00:14:37,409 --> 00:14:40,242 No... no. Who... who told you that? 270 00:14:40,312 --> 00:14:43,907 Look, I know things have been weird between us, but I never thought you'd lie to me. 271 00:14:46,452 --> 00:14:48,784 Look, please just don't tell anyone. 272 00:14:48,854 --> 00:14:50,822 - Unbelievable. - We may not be together... 273 00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:55,293 the way that Jesse and I are, but we can still be friends. 274 00:14:55,361 --> 00:15:00,094 I-I'm asking you as my friend to trust me. 275 00:15:02,468 --> 00:15:04,402 Fine. 276 00:15:04,470 --> 00:15:07,871 But if this leads to something bad for all of us, don't expect any more friendship from me. 277 00:15:09,408 --> 00:15:11,342 Noted. 278 00:15:11,410 --> 00:15:13,344 All right, let's rehearse then. 279 00:15:21,520 --> 00:15:24,080 ♪ Something in the way you love me ♪ 280 00:15:24,156 --> 00:15:27,216 ♪ Won't let me be ♪ 281 00:15:29,395 --> 00:15:31,590 ♪ I don't wanna be your prisoner ♪ 282 00:15:31,664 --> 00:15:34,656 ♪ So, baby won't you set me free ♪ 283 00:15:37,136 --> 00:15:40,367 ♪ Stop playing with my heart ♪ 284 00:15:40,439 --> 00:15:42,100 ♪ Finish what you start ♪ 285 00:15:42,174 --> 00:15:45,701 ♪ When you make my love come down ♪ 286 00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:47,939 ♪ If you want me, let me know ♪ 287 00:15:48,013 --> 00:15:50,106 ♪ Baby, let it show ♪ 288 00:15:50,182 --> 00:15:52,412 ♪ Honey, don't you fool around ♪ 289 00:15:52,484 --> 00:15:54,213 ♪ Don't try to resist me ♪ 290 00:15:54,286 --> 00:15:58,382 ♪ Open your heart to me, baby ♪ 291 00:15:58,457 --> 00:16:02,553 ♪ I'll hold the lock and you hold the key ♪ 292 00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:06,564 ♪ Open your heart to me darling ♪ 293 00:16:06,632 --> 00:16:09,226 ♪ I'll give you love if you ♪ 294 00:16:09,301 --> 00:16:12,361 - * You turn the key * - * Something in your eyes * 295 00:16:12,438 --> 00:16:14,668 ♪ Is making such a fool of me ♪ 296 00:16:14,740 --> 00:16:19,871 ♪ You're making me You're making such a fool of me ♪ 297 00:16:19,945 --> 00:16:22,914 ♪ I see you on the street and you walk on by ♪ 298 00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:26,247 ♪ You're on the street I see you when you're walking by ♪ 299 00:16:26,318 --> 00:16:28,582 ♪ When you hold me in your arms ♪ 300 00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:31,452 ♪ You love me till I just can't see ♪ 301 00:16:31,523 --> 00:16:35,289 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh oh, oh, oh ♪ 302 00:16:35,361 --> 00:16:40,060 ♪ So you choose to look the other way ♪ 303 00:16:40,132 --> 00:16:42,726 ♪ Well, I've got something to say ♪ 304 00:16:42,801 --> 00:16:47,261 ♪ Open your heart to me, baby ♪ 305 00:16:47,339 --> 00:16:51,332 ♪ I'll hold the lock and you hold the key ♪ 306 00:16:51,410 --> 00:16:55,437 ♪ Open your heart to me darling ♪ 307 00:16:55,514 --> 00:16:59,712 ♪ I'll give you love if you you turn the ♪ 308 00:16:59,785 --> 00:17:01,616 - * Key * - * Open your heart* 309 00:17:01,687 --> 00:17:03,985 ♪ I'll make you love me ♪ 310 00:17:04,056 --> 00:17:07,423 ♪ I'll hold the lock and you hold the key ♪ 311 00:17:07,493 --> 00:17:11,452 ♪ Open your heart to me darling ♪ 312 00:17:11,530 --> 00:17:14,556 ♪ I'll give you love if you ♪ 313 00:17:14,633 --> 00:17:16,123 ♪ You turn the key ♪ 314 00:17:16,201 --> 00:17:19,898 ♪ Oh, oh, oh oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 315 00:17:19,972 --> 00:17:26,241 ♪ Open your heart with the key ♪ 316 00:17:28,981 --> 00:17:31,279 - Th... that was good. - Totally. 317 00:17:35,487 --> 00:17:37,921 I'm going to Kabbalah. Is that too much? 318 00:17:37,990 --> 00:17:40,515 Hey, guys. How's this week's assignment coming along? 319 00:17:40,592 --> 00:17:43,493 Oh, amazing. You know how Madonna kind of reinvented the video, right? 320 00:17:43,562 --> 00:17:46,087 - Right. - Well, we got Artie and the A/V Club to help out. 321 00:17:46,165 --> 00:17:49,100 - We're gonna make a Madonna video of our own. - It's gonna be "Madge-ical." 322 00:17:49,168 --> 00:17:52,296 Madge. You know, Madonna's nickname? 323 00:17:52,371 --> 00:17:54,601 - Okay, you really got to get up to speed here. - I got it. 324 00:17:54,673 --> 00:17:56,766 Schuester! 325 00:17:56,842 --> 00:17:59,936 I heard a juicy little rumor that your up-with-people rejects were doing some Madonna songs. 326 00:18:00,012 --> 00:18:02,037 - Is that true? - Yeah, well, to be honest, Sue... 327 00:18:02,114 --> 00:18:04,378 I got inspired watching your Cheerios. 328 00:18:04,450 --> 00:18:06,941 Well, I have been waiting years to pay tribute to her... 329 00:18:07,019 --> 00:18:10,978 and you are not swooping in at the last minute to snatch her from my talons. 330 00:18:11,056 --> 00:18:15,390 Madonna belongs to me, and I will not be copied. It's in my contract. 331 00:18:15,461 --> 00:18:18,055 I want you to listen very closely. 332 00:18:18,130 --> 00:18:22,567 You can have your Barbras and your Chers and your Christinas... 333 00:18:22,634 --> 00:18:26,195 And, wow, I just lost my train of thought. You have so much margarine in your hair. 334 00:18:26,271 --> 00:18:29,240 Okay, first of all, my kids are doing Madonna. 335 00:18:29,308 --> 00:18:31,708 She's public domain, and there's nothing you can do about it. 336 00:18:31,777 --> 00:18:33,836 Secondly, enough with the hair jokes. 337 00:18:33,912 --> 00:18:37,575 Oh, by the way, how's the Florence Henderson look working out for you? 338 00:18:37,649 --> 00:18:40,880 ♪ And you should know I suffer the same ♪ 339 00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:44,184 Oh! Maybe you should try a new setting on your Flowbee. 340 00:18:44,256 --> 00:18:46,156 Oh, snap! 341 00:18:46,225 --> 00:18:48,216 ♪ Will be broken ♪ 342 00:18:50,929 --> 00:18:52,863 ♪ Love is a bird♪ 343 00:18:52,931 --> 00:18:55,263 ♪ She needs to fly♪ 344 00:18:55,334 --> 00:18:59,532 ♪ Let all the hurt inside of you die ♪ 345 00:18:59,605 --> 00:19:02,438 - * You're frozen * - Do you have a problem with what just happened? 346 00:19:02,508 --> 00:19:05,375 - I s that why you're looking at me like that? - * When your heart's not open * 347 00:19:05,444 --> 00:19:08,072 Who else wants a piece of this? Huh? 348 00:19:12,284 --> 00:19:17,221 ♪ Give yourself to me ♪ 349 00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:21,884 Um, hey. 350 00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:26,795 Uh, so, that offer of yours, uh, to lose the big "V"... 351 00:19:29,234 --> 00:19:30,223 I'm in. 352 00:19:30,302 --> 00:19:31,929 - * If I * - Hmm. 353 00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:34,564 ♪ Could melt your heart♪ 354 00:19:39,144 --> 00:19:40,975 Miss Sylvester, we'd like a word. 355 00:19:42,281 --> 00:19:43,771 We saw how upset you got today. 356 00:19:43,849 --> 00:19:45,544 I don't know what you're talking about. 357 00:19:45,617 --> 00:19:48,586 We saw your face after Mr. Schuester insulted your hair. 358 00:19:48,654 --> 00:19:50,417 Close the door. 359 00:19:51,857 --> 00:19:53,654 Sit down. 360 00:19:56,461 --> 00:20:00,659 You know, kids, I grew up with a "handicapable" sister. 361 00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:05,466 My parents were famous Nazi hunters, so they weren't around a lot. 362 00:20:05,537 --> 00:20:07,471 I had to bring her up on my own. 363 00:20:07,539 --> 00:20:11,805 I didn't have a lot of time or money to keep up with all the latest looks. 364 00:20:13,412 --> 00:20:16,313 But on my sixth birthday, True Blue was released... 365 00:20:16,381 --> 00:20:20,112 an album that would later sell over 30 million copies. 366 00:20:20,185 --> 00:20:23,279 And my sister and I took it upon ourselves to bleach my hair... 367 00:20:23,355 --> 00:20:27,519 with whatever chemicals we could find around the house - ammonia, napalm. 368 00:20:27,593 --> 00:20:32,462 My hair was so damaged, I've been forced to wear it short ever since, 369 00:20:32,531 --> 00:20:34,931 It's been a daily, ongoing pain. 370 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:38,299 - Wait. That would make you, like, 30. - Twenty-nine. 371 00:20:38,370 --> 00:20:40,497 And here's the truth. 372 00:20:40,572 --> 00:20:46,977 I mercilessly pick on Will Schuester's lustrous, wavy hair because I'm jealous. 373 00:20:47,045 --> 00:20:49,775 There. I said it. 374 00:20:49,848 --> 00:20:52,783 I think we can help. Mercedes is black. I'm gay. 375 00:20:52,851 --> 00:20:54,876 - We make culture. - Go on. 376 00:20:54,953 --> 00:20:58,821 We're working on an exciting new project and would like to use the Cheerios. 377 00:20:58,890 --> 00:21:01,017 And we can help you find a new look. 378 00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:03,027 Interesting. 379 00:21:15,941 --> 00:21:17,875 Sondheim on Music, 380 00:21:17,943 --> 00:21:19,467 Jesse, is that you? 381 00:21:19,544 --> 00:21:22,012 I'm so glad you came. 382 00:21:22,080 --> 00:21:25,481 I picked the Stephen Sondheim biography section for our clandestine meeting place... 383 00:21:25,550 --> 00:21:28,075 because only he would be able to express my melancholia. 384 00:21:28,153 --> 00:21:30,951 I feel bad about what happened at your house. 385 00:21:31,023 --> 00:21:32,991 Do you still have my Care Bear? 386 00:21:33,058 --> 00:21:36,027 Yes. Since we're meeting in the shadows... 387 00:21:36,094 --> 00:21:39,086 - there's something I wanted to talk to you about. - Me first. 388 00:21:39,164 --> 00:21:41,928 I was out of line the other night. You deserve more than that. 389 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:46,767 You deserve romance. No, you deserve epic romance. 390 00:21:48,407 --> 00:21:51,501 I feel badly that I pressured you into, you know... 391 00:21:51,576 --> 00:21:53,976 going all the way. 392 00:21:54,046 --> 00:21:56,037 I'm willing to wait. 393 00:21:56,114 --> 00:21:58,014 You tell me when you're ready, 394 00:21:58,083 --> 00:22:02,019 And I'll make sure that I'm fastidiously groomed. 395 00:22:04,489 --> 00:22:06,684 What did you want to tell me? 396 00:22:09,494 --> 00:22:12,019 I'm ready. 397 00:22:40,492 --> 00:22:42,983 Well, it struck me that the Big Mo is always in control of everything. 398 00:22:18,804 --> 00:22:21,602 Hey, that catch was amazing Tuesday. 399 00:22:21,673 --> 00:22:22,662 - Will! - Hey. 400 00:22:22,741 --> 00:22:25,039 - Hey, wait up. - All right. 401 00:22:25,110 --> 00:22:26,702 How's it going? 402 00:22:26,778 --> 00:22:31,477 Good. Um- Okay. I've realized something- something really important. 403 00:22:31,550 --> 00:22:33,745 You know when we were talking about Madonna the other day... 404 00:22:33,819 --> 00:22:36,447 and how her music was being blasted like an intimidating cluster bomb... 405 00:22:36,521 --> 00:22:40,423 into everybody's office except for mine because apparently I lack a shred of sex appeal? 406 00:22:40,492 --> 00:22:42,983 Well, it struck me that the Big Mo is always in control of everything. 407 00:22:43,061 --> 00:22:45,962 - Her life is her own. - Okay. 408 00:22:46,031 --> 00:22:50,730 So I need to take control of myself and my body... 409 00:22:50,802 --> 00:22:53,066 just like Madonna. 410 00:22:53,138 --> 00:22:55,299 Which is why... 411 00:22:55,374 --> 00:22:58,741 I'm planning on doing the nasty with you tonight at your place. 412 00:22:58,810 --> 00:23:01,904 Foreplay shall begin at 7:30 sharp. 413 00:23:01,980 --> 00:23:04,915 So, what do you think? 414 00:23:04,983 --> 00:23:06,951 Not that it matters. 415 00:23:07,018 --> 00:23:08,610 - I couldn't agree more. - Great. 416 00:23:08,687 --> 00:23:09,847 - Great. - 7:30. 417 00:23:09,921 --> 00:23:12,014 - Cool. - Mm-hmm. 418 00:23:17,462 --> 00:23:19,327 "Vogue, " take one, 419 00:23:22,334 --> 00:23:25,997 Sound, speed... and action. 420 00:23:28,039 --> 00:23:30,007 And playback, 421 00:23:47,359 --> 00:23:48,849 Strike a pose. 422 00:23:55,267 --> 00:23:57,201 ♪ Look around ♪ 423 00:23:57,269 --> 00:23:59,294 ♪ Everywhere you turn is heartache ♪ 424 00:23:59,371 --> 00:24:01,839 ♪ It's everywhere that you go ♪ 425 00:24:01,907 --> 00:24:04,034 ♪ Look around ♪ 426 00:24:04,109 --> 00:24:07,636 ♪ You try everything you can to escape ♪ 427 00:24:07,712 --> 00:24:09,873 ♪ The pain of life that you know ♪ 428 00:24:09,948 --> 00:24:11,313 ♪ The life that you know ♪ 429 00:24:11,383 --> 00:24:15,046 ♪ When all else fails and you long to be ♪ 430 00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:19,784 ♪ Something better than you are today ♪ 431 00:24:19,858 --> 00:24:23,385 ♪ I know a place where you can get away♪ 432 00:24:23,462 --> 00:24:27,865 ♪ It's called a dance floor and here's what it's for, so ♪ 433 00:24:27,933 --> 00:24:30,868 - * Come on, vogue * - * Vogue * 434 00:24:30,936 --> 00:24:33,905 ♪ Let your body move to the music ♪ 435 00:24:33,972 --> 00:24:35,906 - * Move to the music * - * Hey, hey, hey* 436 00:24:35,974 --> 00:24:39,273 - * Come on, vogue * - * Vogue * 437 00:24:39,344 --> 00:24:41,744 ♪ Let your body go with the flow ♪ 438 00:24:41,813 --> 00:24:44,873 ♪ You know you can do it ♪ 439 00:24:44,950 --> 00:24:48,386 ♪ Beauty's where you find it ♪ 440 00:24:48,453 --> 00:24:53,186 ♪ Not just where you bump and grind it♪ 441 00:24:53,258 --> 00:24:56,591 ♪ Soul is in the musical ♪ 442 00:24:56,661 --> 00:25:01,064 ♪ That's where I feel so beautiful ♪ 443 00:25:01,132 --> 00:25:04,397 ♪ Magical Life's a ball ♪ 444 00:25:04,469 --> 00:25:07,233 ♪ So get up on the dance floor ♪ 445 00:25:07,305 --> 00:25:09,569 ♪ Come on, vogue ♪ 446 00:25:09,641 --> 00:25:13,304 - * Vogue * - * Let your body move to the music * 447 00:25:13,378 --> 00:25:15,437 - * Move to the music* - * Hey, hey, hey * 448 00:25:15,514 --> 00:25:18,108 - * Come on, vogue * - * Vogue * 449 00:25:18,183 --> 00:25:21,584 - * Vogue * - * Let your body go with the flow * 450 00:25:21,653 --> 00:25:24,121 ♪ You know you can do it ♪ 451 00:25:25,490 --> 00:25:27,890 - * Vogue * - * Vogue * 452 00:25:27,959 --> 00:25:29,586 ♪ Beauty's where you find it ♪ 453 00:25:29,661 --> 00:25:32,425 ♪ Move to the music ♪ 454 00:25:33,498 --> 00:25:35,625 - * Vogue * - * Vogue * 455 00:25:35,700 --> 00:25:40,069 - * Beauty's where you find it * - * Go with the flow * 456 00:25:40,138 --> 00:25:44,302 ♪ Greta Garbo and Monroe Dietrich and Di Maggio ♪ 457 00:25:44,376 --> 00:25:46,503 ♪ Marlon Brando Jimmy Dean ♪ 458 00:25:46,578 --> 00:25:48,341 ♪ On the cover of a magazine ♪ 459 00:25:48,413 --> 00:25:52,679 ♪ Grace Kelly, Harlow, Jean Picture of a beauty queen ♪ 460 00:25:52,751 --> 00:25:56,812 ♪ Gene Kelly, Fred Astaire Sue Sylvester, dance on air ♪ 461 00:25:56,888 --> 00:25:58,788 ♪ They had style They had grace ♪ 462 00:25:58,857 --> 00:26:00,984 ♪ Rita Hayworth gave good face ♪ 463 00:26:01,059 --> 00:26:02,890 ♪ Lauren, Katharine, Lana too ♪ 464 00:26:02,961 --> 00:26:05,987 ♪ Will Schuester, I hate you ♪ 465 00:26:06,064 --> 00:26:09,090 ♪ Ladies with an attitude Fellas that were in the mood ♪ 466 00:26:09,167 --> 00:26:11,226 ♪ Don't just stand there Let's get to it ♪ 467 00:26:11,303 --> 00:26:13,203 ♪ Strike a pose There's nothing to it ♪ 468 00:26:13,271 --> 00:26:15,501 ♪ Vogue ♪ 469 00:26:17,542 --> 00:26:18,941 ♪ Vogue ♪ 470 00:26:21,913 --> 00:26:24,347 ♪ Ooh ♪ 471 00:26:24,416 --> 00:26:30,446 ♪ You've got to let your body move to the music ♪ 472 00:26:30,522 --> 00:26:34,583 ♪ Ooh, you've got to just ♪ 473 00:26:36,127 --> 00:26:37,890 ♪ Vogue ♪ 474 00:27:20,071 --> 00:27:22,904 ♪ I was sad and blue ♪ 475 00:27:22,974 --> 00:27:26,501 ♪ But you made me feel ♪ 476 00:27:26,578 --> 00:27:28,409 ♪ Yeah, you made ♪ 477 00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:30,414 ♪ Me feel ♪ 478 00:27:30,482 --> 00:27:35,010 ♪ Shiny and new ♪ 479 00:27:35,086 --> 00:27:38,021 ♪ Like a virgin ♪ 480 00:27:38,089 --> 00:27:41,581 ♪ Touched for the very first time ♪ 481 00:27:42,527 --> 00:27:46,691 ♪ Like a virgin ♪ 482 00:27:46,765 --> 00:27:50,599 ♪ When your heart beats next to mine ♪ 483 00:27:50,669 --> 00:27:52,102 ♪ Gonna give you all my ♪ 484 00:27:52,170 --> 00:27:53,603 ♪ Love, boy ♪ 485 00:27:53,672 --> 00:27:58,803 ♪ My fear is fading fast ♪ 486 00:27:58,877 --> 00:28:02,108 ♪ I've been saving it all for you ♪ 487 00:28:02,180 --> 00:28:06,207 ♪ 'Cause only love can last ♪ 488 00:28:06,284 --> 00:28:08,377 ♪ You're so fine ♪ 489 00:28:08,453 --> 00:28:10,580 ♪ And you're mine ♪ 490 00:28:10,655 --> 00:28:12,213 ♪ Make me strong ♪ 491 00:28:12,290 --> 00:28:14,554 ♪ Yeah, you make me bold ♪ 492 00:28:14,626 --> 00:28:17,561 ♪ Oh, your love thawed out ♪ 493 00:28:18,963 --> 00:28:21,625 ♪ Yeah, your love thawed out ♪ 494 00:28:21,700 --> 00:28:26,660 ♪ What was scared and cold ♪ 495 00:28:26,738 --> 00:28:30,230 - * Like a virgin * - * You make me feel like a virgin * 496 00:28:30,308 --> 00:28:32,572 ♪ Touched for the very first time ♪ 497 00:28:32,644 --> 00:28:34,612 ♪ Oh, baby ♪ 498 00:28:34,679 --> 00:28:39,116 ♪ Like a virgin ♪ 499 00:28:39,184 --> 00:28:42,483 ♪ When your heart beats next to mine ♪ 500 00:28:42,554 --> 00:28:44,954 ♪ Like a virgin ♪ 501 00:28:45,023 --> 00:28:49,153 - * Oh, oh, oh, like a virgin * - * Yeah * 502 00:28:49,227 --> 00:28:52,685 ♪ Feels so good inside ♪ 503 00:28:52,764 --> 00:28:54,994 - * When you hold me * - * When you hold me * 504 00:28:55,066 --> 00:28:56,863 - * When your heart beats * - * When your heart beats * 505 00:28:56,935 --> 00:29:00,462 - * When you love me * - * When you love me, baby * 506 00:29:05,577 --> 00:29:09,843 ♪ Oh, oh, yeah ♪ 507 00:29:09,914 --> 00:29:12,815 - * Oh * - * Like a virgin * 508 00:29:22,293 --> 00:29:24,227 Rachel? 509 00:29:27,165 --> 00:29:29,099 I'm ready. 510 00:29:34,172 --> 00:29:36,572 Our project was a triumph. 511 00:29:36,641 --> 00:29:38,700 I know. I wonder which look she's gonna rock. 512 00:29:38,777 --> 00:29:40,335 Doesn't matter. They were all fantastic. 513 00:29:40,411 --> 00:29:42,072 Oh, dear. 514 00:29:44,315 --> 00:29:46,647 Miss Sylvester. 515 00:29:46,718 --> 00:29:48,652 Oh, hey there, Whoopi, Don Knotts. 516 00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:50,654 - What happened? - Well, I'll tell you what. 517 00:29:50,722 --> 00:29:53,088 All those costumes and the hairstyles... 518 00:29:53,158 --> 00:29:55,422 I'm gonna leave constant reinvention to Madonna. 519 00:29:58,429 --> 00:30:02,092 Here's a list of the kids I want shipped off to New York with 35 bucks in their pocket. 520 00:30:04,269 --> 00:30:07,067 - Sue, these are all Glee kids. - Yep, 521 00:30:07,138 --> 00:30:11,438 Um- I-I'm sorry, Sue. I'm having trouble concentrating. 522 00:30:11,509 --> 00:30:14,842 - Your new look is- - Fantastic. Yeah, I agree. 523 00:30:14,913 --> 00:30:17,541 Unnecessary, Sue, you're a powerful woman, 524 00:30:17,615 --> 00:30:20,015 You don't need to copy anyone else. 525 00:30:20,084 --> 00:30:22,780 You're an original, just like Madonna, 526 00:30:22,854 --> 00:30:25,345 Don't lose that quality. 527 00:30:25,423 --> 00:30:27,391 Do you mean that, or are you just saying that... 528 00:30:27,458 --> 00:30:30,052 because I poked a couple of kids' eyes out before second period today? 529 00:30:30,128 --> 00:30:31,527 ♪ justify my love ♪ 530 00:30:31,596 --> 00:30:32,961 See, kids? 531 00:30:33,031 --> 00:30:35,363 Sue Sylvester realized she doesn't need to reinvent herself. 532 00:30:35,433 --> 00:30:38,129 She needs to reinvent everybody else - starting with you two. 533 00:30:44,843 --> 00:30:47,744 - Hey. - Hi. 534 00:30:47,812 --> 00:30:50,280 So how'd your date with Jesse go Friday night? 535 00:30:50,348 --> 00:30:53,078 It went wonderfully. 536 00:30:53,151 --> 00:30:55,483 Honestly, it wasn't that big of a deal. 537 00:30:55,553 --> 00:30:58,113 I mean, you know, it... -it was great. 538 00:30:58,189 --> 00:31:00,749 But when it was over, I just, uh... 539 00:31:00,825 --> 00:31:03,157 you know, didn't know why I was so nervous in the first place. 540 00:31:03,228 --> 00:31:06,755 -Just come out so we can talk. 541 00:31:06,831 --> 00:31:08,765 Or sing about it. 542 00:31:12,937 --> 00:31:16,134 Look, Jesse, I really like you, but... 543 00:31:16,207 --> 00:31:18,437 I can't do it. 544 00:31:18,509 --> 00:31:21,569 It wouldn't be right for... the team. 545 00:31:21,646 --> 00:31:23,580 What does the team have to do with this? 546 00:31:23,648 --> 00:31:27,049 If I give myself to you knowing that my team-mates wouldn't approve... 547 00:31:27,118 --> 00:31:30,110 it would be like I was sleeping with the enemy. 548 00:31:30,188 --> 00:31:31,951 I'd be betraying them. 549 00:31:32,023 --> 00:31:36,153 Because I'm truly not ready to do this, I'd be betraying myself. 550 00:31:38,630 --> 00:31:40,655 I'm happy for you. 551 00:31:40,732 --> 00:31:42,700 And, uh, what about you? 552 00:31:42,767 --> 00:31:45,793 I heard that you had a date with Santana on Friday night. 553 00:31:45,870 --> 00:31:47,838 Yeah. I... I couldn't go through with it. 554 00:31:47,906 --> 00:31:49,498 Why? 555 00:31:49,574 --> 00:31:52,441 I guess I'm just waiting for the right person. 556 00:31:52,510 --> 00:31:55,138 Do you think they have room service in this place? 557 00:31:55,213 --> 00:31:57,511 'Cause I want a burger. 558 00:31:57,582 --> 00:31:59,516 I thought I'd feel different after. 559 00:31:59,584 --> 00:32:02,018 Yeah, well, I've noticed that it takes about 20 or so times... 560 00:32:02,086 --> 00:32:04,850 before the feeling of accomplishment really kicks in. 561 00:32:04,923 --> 00:32:09,019 There's no menu, so you're gonna have to take me to a burger joint. 562 00:32:09,093 --> 00:32:11,527 How do you feel? 563 00:32:11,596 --> 00:32:14,030 I don't feel anything. 564 00:32:14,098 --> 00:32:17,192 'Cause it didn't mean anything. 565 00:33:20,264 --> 00:33:22,698 Well, when will that be? 566 00:33:23,701 --> 00:33:25,692 I filed today. 567 00:33:25,770 --> 00:33:28,364 So that's a start. 568 00:33:28,439 --> 00:33:30,430 But while we're waiting... 569 00:33:30,508 --> 00:33:32,703 I want you to get some help for your problems. 570 00:33:32,777 --> 00:33:35,541 We need to take action here. They're not gonna go away unless we do. 571 00:33:35,613 --> 00:33:39,447 Now, our health union covers counseling. 572 00:33:39,517 --> 00:33:43,044 They'll come to the school, meet you in your office-whatever you need. 573 00:33:44,355 --> 00:33:46,949 And... 574 00:33:47,025 --> 00:33:49,357 I polished them myself. 575 00:33:57,402 --> 00:33:58,733 Thank you. 576 00:34:02,807 --> 00:34:05,173 Mr. Schuester? 577 00:34:05,243 --> 00:34:07,905 - Yes? - I'm Jesse St. James. 578 00:34:07,979 --> 00:34:09,947 Can I talk to you about something? 579 00:34:12,050 --> 00:34:15,451 What the hell? It seems like now everybody's doing things just to hurt my feelings. 580 00:34:15,520 --> 00:34:19,115 I thought you all would take this news a little better. I'm a star. You can learn from me. 581 00:34:19,190 --> 00:34:21,624 We were already fighting for second leads, and now that you've shown up... 582 00:34:21,692 --> 00:34:24,092 - I have lost all hope at ever getting a solo. - Yeah, that's right. 583 00:34:24,162 --> 00:34:27,495 And y'all just trot me out at the end of every number so I can wail on the last note. 584 00:34:27,565 --> 00:34:30,534 - How is that okay? - He's a spy, Mr. Schue. I would know. 585 00:34:30,601 --> 00:34:33,627 Whoa, whoa, whoa, guys. I saw all the paperwork. I spoke with his parents. 586 00:34:33,704 --> 00:34:36,264 They winter in Bali. It's a very expensive phone call. 587 00:34:36,340 --> 00:34:39,468 Jesse just moved in with his uncle, which is in our school district, 588 00:34:39,544 --> 00:34:42,445 It's all above board, guys. He goes to this school now. 589 00:34:42,513 --> 00:34:44,708 - But this isn't fair. - Guys! 590 00:34:44,782 --> 00:34:49,378 Everyone who's ever auditioned for this group has gotten in. That's how we do things here. 591 00:34:49,454 --> 00:34:54,153 Okay? To suddenly change the rules now... that would be unfair, 592 00:34:54,225 --> 00:34:57,786 - Brittany. - Mr. Schue, is he your son? 593 00:35:00,031 --> 00:35:01,999 I don't understand why you're doing this. 594 00:35:02,066 --> 00:35:04,057 Because when you love something, you got to go for it. 595 00:35:04,135 --> 00:35:06,899 You would never be with me completely if I were on the opposing team, 596 00:35:06,971 --> 00:35:09,838 And I care about you more than winning another national title. 597 00:35:11,142 --> 00:35:13,633 So I left Vocal Adrenaline for you. 598 00:35:15,313 --> 00:35:17,406 All right, guys, we have got a lot of work to do, 599 00:35:17,482 --> 00:35:19,313 Jesse, great to have you here. 600 00:35:19,383 --> 00:35:22,147 Welcome aboard, Okay, from the top, 601 00:35:22,220 --> 00:35:23,619 Five, six, seven, eight! 602 00:35:23,654 --> 00:35:24,245 Five, six, seven, eight! 603 00:35:36,067 --> 00:35:37,500 ♪ Hey ♪ 604 00:35:37,568 --> 00:35:40,765 ♪ Uh, come on Kurt Hummel, take it ♪ 605 00:35:40,838 --> 00:35:46,743 ♪ Come on, girl I've been waiting for somebody to pick up my stroll ♪ 606 00:35:46,811 --> 00:35:49,336 ♪ Uh ♪ 607 00:35:49,413 --> 00:35:51,608 ♪ Well, don't waste time Give me the sign ♪ 608 00:35:51,682 --> 00:35:55,015 ♪ Tell me how you want to roll ♪ 609 00:35:57,688 --> 00:36:03,092 ♪ I want somebody to speed it up for me then take it down slow ♪ 610 00:36:03,161 --> 00:36:05,857 ♪ There's enough room for both ♪ 611 00:36:05,930 --> 00:36:08,558 ♪ Well, I can handle that You just got to show me where it's at♪ 612 00:36:08,633 --> 00:36:14,802 ♪ Are you ready to go ♪ 613 00:36:14,872 --> 00:36:16,897 ♪ If you want it ♪ 614 00:36:16,974 --> 00:36:19,704 ♪ You already got it ♪ 615 00:36:19,777 --> 00:36:22,371 ♪ If you've thought it it better be what you want ♪ 616 00:36:22,446 --> 00:36:25,574 ♪ Time is waiting♪ 617 00:36:25,650 --> 00:36:28,881 - * We only got four minutes to save the world * - * No hesitating * 618 00:36:28,953 --> 00:36:31,444 ♪ Yeah Grab a boy, grab a girl♪ 619 00:36:31,522 --> 00:36:33,615 ♪ Time is waiting ♪ 620 00:36:33,691 --> 00:36:37,991 - * We only got four minutes to save the world * - * No hesitating * 621 00:36:38,062 --> 00:36:41,156 ♪ We only got four minutes Huh, four minutes ♪ 622 00:36:41,232 --> 00:36:43,757 ♪ Don't be afraid Hey, Madonna, uh ♪ 623 00:36:43,834 --> 00:36:46,234 ♪ You got to get 'em up, hop ♪ 624 00:36:46,304 --> 00:36:47,794 ♪ Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock ♪ 625 00:36:47,872 --> 00:36:50,397 ♪ That's right, keep it up, keep it up Don't be afraid ♪ 626 00:36:50,474 --> 00:36:54,843 - * Hey, Madonna, uh * - * You got to get 'em up, hop * 627 00:36:54,912 --> 00:36:56,436 ♪ Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock ♪ 628 00:37:06,557 --> 00:37:08,491 Sue, what the hell is going on here? 629 00:37:08,559 --> 00:37:10,151 What's the matter, buddy? Did you miss the show? 630 00:37:10,228 --> 00:37:12,458 You probably had to run to the powder room. Let me fill you in. 631 00:37:12,530 --> 00:37:14,464 Future center square Kurt Hummel there... 632 00:37:14,532 --> 00:37:17,695 and his brassy hag Mercedes just tore that Madonna song... 633 00:37:17,768 --> 00:37:19,827 - a new one. - Wait. You two are Cheerios now? 634 00:37:19,904 --> 00:37:24,136 Yeah, I've decided to add vocals to my already wildly overproduced Cheerios numbers. 635 00:37:24,208 --> 00:37:26,142 It'll give us the edge at nationals, 636 00:37:26,210 --> 00:37:28,906 - You guys could've at least given me the heads-up. - You mean the same way... 637 00:37:28,980 --> 00:37:31,949 you gave us a heads-up before not giving us a solo almost every week? 638 00:37:32,016 --> 00:37:35,918 Mr. Schue, Mercedes and I talked it over, and we love being in Glee... 639 00:37:35,987 --> 00:37:39,081 but being in the Cheerios will give us more opportunities to shine. 640 00:37:39,156 --> 00:37:41,556 So we're doing both. 641 00:37:41,626 --> 00:37:43,560 Ah, chipper up, tiger. 642 00:37:43,628 --> 00:37:47,587 You know, I was down at the pharmacy today, and they're having a monster sale on Dep. 643 00:37:47,665 --> 00:37:49,599 Dep is a hair gel. 644 00:37:49,667 --> 00:37:52,761 And once again, I am making fun of your incredibly stupid hairdo. 645 00:37:59,644 --> 00:38:02,204 "Girls can wear jeans and cut their hair short... 646 00:38:04,615 --> 00:38:06,981 'cause it's okay to be a boy. " 647 00:38:07,051 --> 00:38:09,918 "But for a boy to look like a girl is degrading... 648 00:38:09,987 --> 00:38:13,514 'cause you think that being a girl is degrading. " 649 00:38:13,591 --> 00:38:17,220 "Secretly you'd love to know what it's like, wouldn't you? 650 00:38:17,295 --> 00:38:19,559 What it feels like for a girl. " 651 00:38:19,630 --> 00:38:22,861 ♪ 652 00:38:28,139 --> 00:38:30,266 ♪ Silky smooth ♪ 653 00:38:30,341 --> 00:38:34,004 ♪ Lips as sweet as candy ♪ 654 00:38:36,013 --> 00:38:37,071 ♪ Baby ♪ 655 00:38:37,148 --> 00:38:39,207 ♪ Strong inside, but ♪ 656 00:38:39,283 --> 00:38:41,547 ♪ You don't know it ♪ 657 00:38:41,619 --> 00:38:46,249 ♪ Good little girls they never show it ♪ 658 00:38:46,324 --> 00:38:50,090 ♪ When you open up your mouth to speak ♪ 659 00:38:50,161 --> 00:38:54,598 ♪ Could you be a little weak ♪ 660 00:38:54,665 --> 00:38:56,895 - * Do you know * - * Do you know * 661 00:38:56,967 --> 00:39:00,459 ♪ What it feels like in this world ♪ 662 00:39:00,538 --> 00:39:01,596 ♪ For a girl♪ 663 00:39:01,672 --> 00:39:03,867 - * For a girl * - * Oh * 664 00:37:59,644 --> 00:38:02,204 "Girls can wear jeans and cut their hair short... 665 00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:04,544 "wear shirts and boots... 666 00:38:04,615 --> 00:38:06,981 'cause it's okay to be a boy." 667 00:38:07,051 --> 00:38:09,918 "But for a boy to look like a girl is degrading... 668 00:38:09,987 --> 00:38:13,514 'cause you think that being a girl is degrading." 669 00:38:13,591 --> 00:38:17,220 "Secretly you'd love to know what it's like, wouldn't you? 670 00:38:17,295 --> 00:38:19,559 What it feels like for a girl." 671 00:38:28,139 --> 00:38:30,266 ♪ Silky smooth ♪ 672 00:38:30,341 --> 00:38:34,004 ♪ Lips as sweet as candy ♪ 673 00:38:36,013 --> 00:38:37,071 ♪ Baby ♪ 674 00:38:37,148 --> 00:38:39,207 ♪ Strong inside, but ♪ 675 00:38:39,283 --> 00:38:41,547 ♪ You don't know it ♪ 676 00:38:41,619 --> 00:38:46,249 ♪ Good little girls they never show it ♪ 677 00:38:46,324 --> 00:38:50,090 ♪ When you open up your mouth to speak ♪ 678 00:38:50,161 --> 00:38:54,598 ♪ Could you be a little weak ♪ 679 00:38:54,665 --> 00:38:56,895 - * Do you know * - * Do you know * 680 00:38:56,967 --> 00:39:00,459 ♪ What it feels like in this world ♪ 681 00:39:00,538 --> 00:39:01,596 ♪ For a girl♪ 682 00:39:01,672 --> 00:39:03,867 - * For a girl * - * Oh * 683 00:39:03,941 --> 00:39:11,712 ♪ For a girl ♪ 684 00:39:12,717 --> 00:39:20,283 ♪ In this world ♪ 685 00:39:22,059 --> 00:39:23,890 ♪ Do you know ♪ 686 00:39:23,961 --> 00:39:29,729 ♪ What it feels like in this world ♪ 687 00:39:30,868 --> 00:39:33,769 I am not down with this. I like being a dude. 688 00:39:33,838 --> 00:39:36,602 - That's because it's easy to be a dude. - Uh, Mr. Schue... 689 00:39:36,674 --> 00:39:39,234 I think we're gonna need a new baritone, 'cause Finn would like to become Finnessa. 690 00:39:39,310 --> 00:39:41,244 Wait, hold on, Puck. Finn has a point. 691 00:39:41,312 --> 00:39:43,780 I mean, haven't you noticed how low morale has been around here lately? 692 00:39:43,848 --> 00:39:48,478 I have, I think the way I was objectifying Tina may have sent her over the edge, 693 00:39:48,552 --> 00:39:50,144 Hey, girl. 694 00:39:50,221 --> 00:39:54,419 My eyes are up here! I am a person with feelings! Get out of my grill! 695 00:39:54,492 --> 00:39:56,585 I am a powerful woman, and my growing feminism... 696 00:39:56,660 --> 00:39:59,424 will I cut you in half like a righteous blade of equality! 697 00:40:01,565 --> 00:40:03,499 We've been treating the girls like crap... 698 00:40:03,567 --> 00:40:06,263 not caring about their feelings, not listening, objectifying. 699 00:40:06,337 --> 00:40:08,134 - That's the right word, right, Mr. Schue? - That's right. 700 00:40:08,205 --> 00:40:11,140 - Objectifying. - As an honorary girl, I have to agree. 701 00:40:11,208 --> 00:40:14,609 This team shouldn't work, but it does because we respect each other's talent. 702 00:40:14,678 --> 00:40:17,272 And if we want to take it to the next level, we have to start, ,, 703 00:40:17,348 --> 00:40:20,875 respecting each other as individuals, really see each other. 704 00:40:21,919 --> 00:40:24,183 Why were you singing with us, Mr, Schue? 705 00:40:24,255 --> 00:40:26,723 Because apparently... 706 00:40:26,791 --> 00:40:28,725 I need to learn that lesson. 707 00:40:28,793 --> 00:40:31,193 Fine, but I'm not singing this song. 708 00:40:31,262 --> 00:40:34,231 We don't have to. We just have to make it right with the girls... 709 00:40:34,298 --> 00:40:36,892 show them we get how it feels, 710 00:40:39,270 --> 00:40:41,568 I would get down on one knee if I could. 711 00:40:41,639 --> 00:40:44,472 - Why would you propose to me? You don't even like me. - Stop. 712 00:40:44,542 --> 00:40:46,476 That's where you're wrong. 713 00:40:46,544 --> 00:40:49,240 I was really rude to you. 714 00:40:49,313 --> 00:40:51,372 You're awesome. 715 00:40:51,449 --> 00:40:54,077 And you shouldn't change unless you want to. 716 00:40:54,151 --> 00:40:59,680 And if you want to get up on this, just let me know. 717 00:41:03,494 --> 00:41:05,962 Yep. That's more like it. 718 00:41:09,834 --> 00:41:13,031 - Hey. - If you're gonna criticize and mock me again about Jesse... 719 00:41:13,103 --> 00:41:15,037 you can can it. 720 00:41:15,105 --> 00:41:17,505 I wanted to apologize. 721 00:41:17,575 --> 00:41:21,102 The only reason you were even open to dating Jesse was because I was such an ass. 722 00:41:21,178 --> 00:41:23,510 Mr. Tough Guy and all that. 723 00:41:23,581 --> 00:41:25,515 I really liked you. 724 00:41:25,583 --> 00:41:29,075 And I could have had you, but I blew it. 725 00:41:29,153 --> 00:41:31,951 You really liked me? 726 00:41:32,022 --> 00:41:33,717 Okay, Finn, 727 00:41:33,791 --> 00:41:38,023 I know we have a big showdown coming, so let's just decide on the arena. 728 00:41:38,095 --> 00:41:40,723 Sing-off, the parking lot, 5:00. Be there. 729 00:41:40,798 --> 00:41:42,288 No. 730 00:41:44,134 --> 00:41:47,069 Welcome to New Directions. 731 00:41:47,137 --> 00:41:50,106 Frankly, I need you. I'm tired of carrying the male vocals all by myself. 732 00:41:53,344 --> 00:41:55,539 I'll do my best to stay away from your girl. 733 00:41:55,613 --> 00:41:58,673 I appreciate that. She's a keeper. 734 00:42:00,284 --> 00:42:02,718 Walk with me to the auditorium. I put together a new Madonna number. 735 00:42:02,786 --> 00:42:04,720 I'll talk you through it on the way. 736 00:42:04,788 --> 00:42:06,085 Sweet. 737 00:42:12,029 --> 00:42:16,796 ♪ Life is a mystery ♪ 738 00:42:16,867 --> 00:42:20,769 ♪ Everyone must stand alone ♪ 739 00:42:20,838 --> 00:42:25,935 ♪ I hear you call my name ♪ 740 00:42:26,010 --> 00:42:30,106 ♪ And it feels like ♪ 741 00:42:30,180 --> 00:42:33,513 ♪ Home ♪ 742 00:42:35,352 --> 00:42:39,948 ♪ When you call my name it's like a little prayer ♪ 743 00:42:40,024 --> 00:42:44,427 ♪ I'm down on my knees I wanna take you there ♪ 744 00:42:44,495 --> 00:42:48,659 ♪ In the midnight hour I can feel your power ♪ 745 00:42:48,732 --> 00:42:52,998 ♪ Just like a prayer You know I'll take you there ♪ 746 00:42:53,070 --> 00:42:57,803 ♪ I hear your voice ♪ 747 00:42:57,875 --> 00:43:01,572 ♪ It's like an angel sighing ♪ 748 00:43:01,645 --> 00:43:03,909 ♪ I have no choice ♪ 749 00:43:03,981 --> 00:43:07,678 ♪ I hear your voice ♪ 750 00:43:07,751 --> 00:43:10,584 ♪ Feels like flying ♪ 751 00:43:10,654 --> 00:43:14,613 ♪ I close my eyes ♪ 752 00:43:14,692 --> 00:43:18,992 ♪ Oh, God, I think I'm falling ♪ 753 00:43:19,063 --> 00:43:25,024 ♪ Out of the sky I close my eyes ♪ 754 00:43:25,102 --> 00:43:27,866 ♪ Let the choir sing ♪ 755 00:43:27,938 --> 00:43:31,738 ♪ When you call my name it's like a little prayer ♪ 756 00:43:31,809 --> 00:43:36,143 ♪ I'm down on my knees I wanna take you there ♪ 757 00:43:36,213 --> 00:43:40,707 ♪ In the midnight hour I can feel your power ♪ 758 00:43:40,784 --> 00:43:44,379 ♪ Just like a prayer You know I'll take you ♪ 759 00:43:44,455 --> 00:43:46,286 - * There * - * Just like a prayer * 760 00:43:46,357 --> 00:43:49,326 - * I'll take * - * I'll take you there * 761 00:43:49,393 --> 00:43:53,022 - * It's like a dream to me * - * 762 00:43:53,097 --> 00:43:57,625 ♪ Just like a prayer your voice can take me there ♪ 763 00:43:57,701 --> 00:43:59,760 ♪ Just like a muse to me ♪ 764 00:43:59,837 --> 00:44:02,567 - * You are a mystery * - * Your voice can take me there * 765 00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:04,733 ♪ Take you there Take you there ♪ 766 00:44:04,808 --> 00:44:08,437 ♪ You are not what you seem Just like a prayer ♪ 767 00:44:08,512 --> 00:44:11,572 ♪ No choice Your voice can take me ♪ 768 00:44:11,649 --> 00:44:18,179 ♪ There ♪ 769 00:44:28,180 --> 00:44:33,180 corrected by chamallow www.addic7ed.com