1 00:00:00,149 --> 00:00:02,309 Previously on Desperate Housewives... 2 00:00:02,457 --> 00:00:05,105 The Scavos prepared for a grand opening... 3 00:00:05,519 --> 00:00:08,457 This could be the best thing that's ever happened to our family. 4 00:00:08,510 --> 00:00:11,199 While Gabrielle had a few too many drinks... 5 00:00:11,473 --> 00:00:12,964 I'm gonna take a little nap, okay? 6 00:00:14,487 --> 00:00:18,048 And a cry for help made Orson lose his cool. 7 00:00:18,098 --> 00:00:20,339 Suicide is the worst thing that could happen to a family! 8 00:00:20,396 --> 00:00:21,764 Mike got arrested... 9 00:00:21,870 --> 00:00:22,950 Oh, thank God. 10 00:00:22,986 --> 00:00:24,880 And a friendship hit the rocks. 11 00:00:25,143 --> 00:00:27,279 -For the sake of our friendship... -Make no mistake, 12 00:00:27,276 --> 00:00:28,610 our friendship is over. 13 00:00:28,652 --> 00:00:30,677 Orson's Mom was determined... 14 00:00:30,849 --> 00:00:33,961 In the eyes of God, you're the other woman. 15 00:00:34,676 --> 00:00:37,950 To bring Alma and Orson back together. 16 00:00:38,196 --> 00:00:40,213 She raped you, and your mother helped. 17 00:00:40,505 --> 00:00:43,463 I think it's time I told you about the night about Monique died. 18 00:00:43,856 --> 00:00:46,152 Alma became a prisoner... 19 00:00:46,207 --> 00:00:47,181 Gloria?! 20 00:00:48,077 --> 00:00:48,771 Bree... 21 00:00:49,815 --> 00:00:51,712 was set up to take a fall. 22 00:00:52,486 --> 00:00:56,542 And Mike was finally able to remember the past. 23 00:01:03,437 --> 00:01:05,581 Orson Hodge had always assumed 24 00:01:05,628 --> 00:01:07,372 that the moment before he died, 25 00:01:07,586 --> 00:01:10,832 his entire life would flash before his eyes. 26 00:01:11,348 --> 00:01:14,792 But as he fell from the roof of the Fairview Memorial Hospital, 27 00:01:15,576 --> 00:01:17,662 it wasn't his life he saw. 28 00:01:18,378 --> 00:01:20,882 It was one night in particular. 29 00:01:21,258 --> 00:01:21,882 Monique? 30 00:01:23,567 --> 00:01:25,141 I've got wonderful news. 31 00:01:26,097 --> 00:01:27,200 Bonnes nouvelles! 32 00:01:27,708 --> 00:01:28,551 Monique? 33 00:01:33,298 --> 00:01:34,491 There's been an accident. 34 00:01:38,967 --> 00:01:40,252 Oh, my God. 35 00:01:43,377 --> 00:01:44,461 What have you done? 36 00:01:44,605 --> 00:01:45,461 It was self-defense. 37 00:01:45,927 --> 00:01:48,360 I came to tell her to stay away from you. She attacked me. 38 00:01:49,375 --> 00:01:50,220 Mother... 39 00:01:51,565 --> 00:01:52,353 she's dead. 40 00:01:52,627 --> 00:01:53,273 I know. 41 00:01:54,526 --> 00:01:57,313 And I'm sorry, but what's done is done. 44 00:02:01,096 --> 00:02:02,871 No! I'll go to jail. 45 00:02:03,066 --> 00:02:03,982 You killed someone! 46 00:02:03,987 --> 00:02:06,112 I'm your mother! You've got to help me! 47 00:02:06,186 --> 00:02:07,772 But I loved her. 48 00:02:07,788 --> 00:02:11,482 I once lost someone I loved, thanks to you. 49 00:02:15,145 --> 00:02:16,110 You owe me. 50 00:02:26,297 --> 00:02:26,802 Hello? 51 00:02:30,576 --> 00:02:31,403 Ms. Polier? 52 00:02:34,508 --> 00:02:35,722 I've got that part for the sink. 53 00:02:38,095 --> 00:02:38,690 Hello? 54 00:02:43,098 --> 00:02:43,831 Ms. Polier? 55 00:02:45,337 --> 00:02:46,323 Ah, I'm sorry. 56 00:02:47,405 --> 00:02:50,582 I'm Monique's boyfriend. She's upstairs lying down. 57 00:02:51,738 --> 00:02:53,353 She wasn't feeling well. 58 00:02:53,936 --> 00:02:56,581 Well, I'll just finish up with the sink and get out of your hair. 59 00:02:56,877 --> 00:02:58,551 Look, why don't you let me take care of that? 60 00:02:58,566 --> 00:03:00,703 I mean, I'm pretty handy, and it's getting late. 61 00:03:02,317 --> 00:03:03,421 I don't mind staying. 62 00:03:04,017 --> 00:03:05,712 I've got it under control. 63 00:03:06,055 --> 00:03:06,820 Here, let me, uh, 64 00:03:07,865 --> 00:03:08,810 let me pay you. 65 00:03:10,338 --> 00:03:11,312 That should cover it. 66 00:03:18,076 --> 00:03:18,633 Thanks. 67 00:03:20,098 --> 00:03:20,552 Oh, hey... 68 00:03:22,365 --> 00:03:23,711 Don't forget your wrench. 69 00:03:38,775 --> 00:03:41,473 You handled that very well, son. 70 00:03:42,316 --> 00:03:44,041 Now help me find a tarp. 71 00:03:56,215 --> 00:03:57,113 What are you doing? 72 00:03:57,946 --> 00:04:01,280 You don't want her identified through dental records, do you? 73 00:04:05,055 --> 00:04:06,293 I must say, 74 00:04:07,098 --> 00:04:10,571 I never realized your job was so difficult. 75 00:04:10,865 --> 00:04:11,982 It's not enough to kill her. 76 00:04:11,987 --> 00:04:13,702 You have to desecrate her body, too? 77 00:04:14,725 --> 00:04:15,871 Get away from her! 78 00:04:22,177 --> 00:04:23,622 Now look what you've done! 79 00:04:25,155 --> 00:04:27,340 I think my damn hip's broken. 80 00:04:31,215 --> 00:04:31,893 Help me. 81 00:04:36,726 --> 00:04:37,563 Yes... 82 00:04:39,676 --> 00:04:41,973 Orson Hodge had always assumed 83 00:04:41,978 --> 00:04:44,303 that his life would flash before his eyes 84 00:04:44,396 --> 00:04:46,290 the moment before he died. 85 00:04:50,188 --> 00:04:51,632 Luckily, for Orson... 86 00:04:52,748 --> 00:04:53,823 That moment... 87 00:04:53,995 --> 00:04:55,060 I got a pulse! 88 00:04:55,415 --> 00:04:56,641 Let's get him inside! 89 00:04:57,298 --> 00:04:59,523 Was not scheduled for today. 90 00:05:05,938 --> 00:05:14,210 By Tyno, Wisteria Team Transcript by FRM 91 00:05:22,215 --> 00:05:32,820 Forom.com & DHsubs.free.fr 92 00:05:46,745 --> 00:05:49,082 The first light of sunrise. 93 00:05:52,426 --> 00:05:54,460 The sound of the cat purring. 94 00:05:57,255 --> 00:05:59,563 The smell of fresh coffee. 95 00:06:02,228 --> 00:06:04,130 Yes, there are many things 96 00:06:04,137 --> 00:06:06,420 a housewife likes to wake up to. 97 00:06:07,006 --> 00:06:09,462 But an unexpected guest in her bed... 98 00:06:09,747 --> 00:06:11,453 is not one of them. 99 00:06:12,346 --> 00:06:13,032 Zach? 100 00:06:14,697 --> 00:06:16,703 You're... in your underwear. 101 00:06:17,345 --> 00:06:20,203 Well, I needed to put on something to get the morning paper. 102 00:06:21,598 --> 00:06:23,210 You've been here all night? 103 00:06:23,765 --> 00:06:24,352 Sure. 104 00:06:24,866 --> 00:06:27,201 I'm not one of those guys who gets up and leaves right after. 105 00:06:28,625 --> 00:06:29,561 Right after what? 106 00:06:30,187 --> 00:06:31,253 Do you wanna hear me say it? 107 00:06:32,186 --> 00:06:32,642 Fine. 108 00:06:33,557 --> 00:06:34,441 You were... 109 00:06:35,137 --> 00:06:35,970 amazing. 110 00:06:40,638 --> 00:06:43,463 Okay, listen to me very carefully, 111 00:06:43,768 --> 00:06:45,602 and this is no time to be vague. 112 00:06:45,648 --> 00:06:47,492 What exactly was I amazing at? 113 00:06:53,695 --> 00:06:55,393 Please tell me that once contained a mint. 114 00:06:56,247 --> 00:06:57,402 After a few drinks, 115 00:06:58,117 --> 00:06:59,393 you told me how lonely you were, 116 00:06:59,798 --> 00:07:02,523 and that I was the kindest man you'd met in a few years, and, uh... 117 00:07:03,318 --> 00:07:04,283 then you kissed me. 118 00:07:05,848 --> 00:07:07,970 -And then you took off your... -Okay, okay, stop talking. 119 00:07:08,385 --> 00:07:09,600 I'm getting nauseous. 120 00:07:11,805 --> 00:07:12,873 This is so great. 121 00:07:13,225 --> 00:07:15,281 I have so many awesome plans for us. 122 00:07:16,505 --> 00:07:17,121 "Us." 123 00:07:17,688 --> 00:07:20,312 Oh, man. It feels so good to say that. 124 00:07:22,186 --> 00:07:23,402 Oh, God. Here it comes. 125 00:07:24,035 --> 00:07:25,440 Would you like me to hold your hair, honey? 126 00:07:25,525 --> 00:07:26,282 No! 127 00:07:43,756 --> 00:07:46,023 Hey, what are you doing? 128 00:07:46,206 --> 00:07:48,342 I'm lying in bed, thinking about the opening tonight, 129 00:07:48,398 --> 00:07:49,223 when it hits me... 130 00:07:51,045 --> 00:07:52,531 We could run out of breadsticks. 131 00:07:52,606 --> 00:07:55,282 Oh, honey, you have had, what, 132 00:07:55,385 --> 00:07:57,421 four hours sleep in the past three days? 133 00:07:57,478 --> 00:08:00,221 You need rest. Who cares if we run out of breadsticks? 134 00:08:00,875 --> 00:08:01,751 I do! 135 00:08:02,077 --> 00:08:03,450 Tonight's the most important night of my life. 136 00:08:03,695 --> 00:08:04,803 Everything's gotta be perfect. 137 00:08:05,987 --> 00:08:07,330 Here. Try that. 138 00:08:10,035 --> 00:08:10,922 It's good. 139 00:08:10,975 --> 00:08:12,461 No. Too salty. 140 00:08:13,178 --> 00:08:15,480 If they're salty, we'll sell more beer. 141 00:08:15,485 --> 00:08:16,793 See? You're a genius. 142 00:08:16,905 --> 00:08:18,090 Don't patronize me! 143 00:08:18,096 --> 00:08:21,100 Oh, my God. This is gonna be a disaster. 144 00:08:21,273 --> 00:08:23,079 Hey, chill out. 145 00:08:23,176 --> 00:08:25,490 You're acting like I did when I was six months pregnant. 146 00:08:26,612 --> 00:08:28,607 Uh, excuse me. You were hitting people. 147 00:08:28,989 --> 00:08:29,820 Only two. 148 00:08:30,075 --> 00:08:32,380 And the mailman had the good taste never to bring that up again. 149 00:08:32,766 --> 00:08:34,021 Come on. Let's go get some sleep. 150 00:08:34,156 --> 00:08:36,701 The dough maker and the chairs get delivered at noon. 151 00:08:36,737 --> 00:08:38,983 I know. I'm the one that put in the order. 152 00:08:39,008 --> 00:08:42,073 I will handle anything that needs to be done. 153 00:08:42,127 --> 00:08:45,252 And you, take these and get some sleep. 154 00:08:45,255 --> 00:08:46,812 Come on. We need you at your best tonight. 155 00:08:51,508 --> 00:08:53,141 You're right. I'm sorry. Crazy. 156 00:08:56,458 --> 00:08:57,110 Honey glaze. 157 00:08:57,348 --> 00:08:59,662 Honey glaze will cut the salt in the breadsticks. 158 00:09:00,925 --> 00:09:03,612 Tom, I do not need to be pregnant to kick your ass. 159 00:09:04,085 --> 00:09:04,892 Now go. 160 00:09:05,595 --> 00:09:06,070 Go on. 161 00:09:19,086 --> 00:09:20,530 Andrew, you're here. 162 00:09:24,547 --> 00:09:25,953 What happened to me? 163 00:09:26,847 --> 00:09:28,830 You kinda had an accident. 164 00:09:29,665 --> 00:09:30,792 You fell off our ladder. 165 00:09:31,197 --> 00:09:32,361 Oh, that's right. 166 00:09:34,718 --> 00:09:35,931 Is Orson here? 167 00:09:39,285 --> 00:09:41,203 Yeah, he's at the hospital but, 168 00:09:42,108 --> 00:09:43,922 he's not exactly visiting. 169 00:09:45,555 --> 00:09:46,651 Suicide? 170 00:09:47,325 --> 00:09:50,183 No. Orson would never try to kill himself. 171 00:09:50,538 --> 00:09:52,601 The police are wrong. It must have been an accident. 172 00:09:52,797 --> 00:09:55,042 But they found his footprints on the trunk of his car. 173 00:09:55,406 --> 00:09:57,240 The only reason he'd be up there is to jump. 174 00:09:57,696 --> 00:09:58,543 But why? 175 00:09:59,996 --> 00:10:01,461 Maybe he was feeling guilty. 176 00:10:02,938 --> 00:10:03,670 For what? 177 00:10:05,798 --> 00:10:07,361 Mom, I looked at that ladder. 178 00:10:07,366 --> 00:10:08,990 Someone sawed through the rung. 179 00:10:10,715 --> 00:10:11,540 And you think... 180 00:10:11,737 --> 00:10:13,523 I heard you two in your room the other day. 181 00:10:14,147 --> 00:10:16,403 You told him to turn himself in or else... 182 00:10:16,665 --> 00:10:18,451 The next day, you fall and nearly die. 183 00:10:18,505 --> 00:10:19,972 You think that's a coincidence? 184 00:10:22,375 --> 00:10:23,982 And you say he's just down the hall? 185 00:10:24,485 --> 00:10:25,390 Yeah, but don't worry. 186 00:10:25,415 --> 00:10:27,112 I told them not to let him near you, 187 00:10:27,596 --> 00:10:29,641 and we're gonna get you home as soon as we can. 188 00:10:37,847 --> 00:10:38,631 Can I help you? 189 00:10:39,426 --> 00:10:41,471 I'm here to pick up my wife's belongings. 190 00:10:41,777 --> 00:10:42,841 Jane Hainsworth? 191 00:10:43,077 --> 00:10:44,072 Oh, yes. 192 00:10:44,696 --> 00:10:46,013 I'm so sorry for your loss. 193 00:10:46,115 --> 00:10:47,041 I'll be right back. 194 00:10:50,367 --> 00:10:51,342 You doing okay? 195 00:10:52,197 --> 00:10:54,421 Not really, but having you here helps. 196 00:10:56,608 --> 00:10:57,973 Oh, hey, Mrs. Mayer. 197 00:10:58,068 --> 00:10:59,982 Andrew, what are you doing at the hospital? 198 00:11:01,695 --> 00:11:02,441 You haven't heard? 199 00:11:08,448 --> 00:11:09,150 Hey. 200 00:11:10,776 --> 00:11:11,781 Susan. 201 00:11:13,457 --> 00:11:15,361 I just heard from Andrew what happened. 202 00:11:15,365 --> 00:11:16,612 I had to come see you. 203 00:11:17,848 --> 00:11:19,090 If you want me to go, uh... 204 00:11:19,336 --> 00:11:20,543 No, no. Come in. 205 00:11:22,718 --> 00:11:24,280 I know we've been fighting. 206 00:11:24,697 --> 00:11:27,762 Something like this happens, it just puts everything into perspective. 207 00:11:27,765 --> 00:11:29,233 I am so sorry. 208 00:11:29,595 --> 00:11:30,913 It was all my fault. 209 00:11:31,177 --> 00:11:33,400 If I hadn't got so caught up in protecting Mike... 210 00:11:33,458 --> 00:11:34,641 Susan, stop. 211 00:11:36,295 --> 00:11:37,253 Mike is innocent. 212 00:11:37,306 --> 00:11:40,261 He had nothing to do with Monique Polier's murder. 213 00:11:41,656 --> 00:11:42,642 Do you know something? 214 00:11:43,447 --> 00:11:46,810 Yes, and I intend to go to the police. 215 00:11:48,658 --> 00:11:49,791 Oh, my God. 216 00:11:51,158 --> 00:11:53,370 Does this have something to do with Orson's accident? 217 00:11:54,318 --> 00:11:55,842 I can't tell you right now. 218 00:11:57,345 --> 00:11:59,833 You're just gonna have to trust me. Can you do that? 219 00:12:03,865 --> 00:12:04,760 Of course. 220 00:12:09,517 --> 00:12:10,810 I should let you rest. 221 00:12:17,646 --> 00:12:19,431 So we're back to being friends? 222 00:12:22,086 --> 00:12:23,360 We never really stopped. 223 00:12:27,415 --> 00:12:30,611 Um, excuse me. These things don't belong to Jane. 224 00:12:31,215 --> 00:12:31,880 Are you sure? 225 00:12:32,708 --> 00:12:33,891 Oh, every couple has their secrets, 226 00:12:33,895 --> 00:12:35,991 But I'm pretty sure she wasn't a closet whittler. 227 00:12:41,256 --> 00:12:42,272 "Mike Delfino." 228 00:12:42,776 --> 00:12:44,343 Oh, these are Mike's things? 229 00:12:44,436 --> 00:12:46,962 Yep. Someone made a big mistake. 230 00:12:47,116 --> 00:12:49,340 Helen, you screwed up the labels again! 231 00:12:54,956 --> 00:12:56,661 He had an engagement ring with him. 232 00:12:56,918 --> 00:12:57,650 Ooh, that's pretty. 233 00:13:00,607 --> 00:13:02,511 You know, Mike and I are good friends. 234 00:13:02,516 --> 00:13:04,911 I could return these things to him, if you like. 235 00:13:05,626 --> 00:13:07,601 Sorry. He'll have to pick 'em up himself. 236 00:13:08,075 --> 00:13:09,311 It's hospital policy. 237 00:13:10,166 --> 00:13:13,752 It's also hospital policy to put the right labels on the right boxes! 238 00:13:14,298 --> 00:13:14,861 Ian! 239 00:13:15,256 --> 00:13:16,542 Ian, you're not gonna believe this. 240 00:13:17,217 --> 00:13:19,272 Bree just told me she can prove Mike's innocent. 241 00:13:19,976 --> 00:13:20,502 What? 242 00:13:20,526 --> 00:13:21,242 It's true. 243 00:13:21,246 --> 00:13:23,201 He's gonna be a free man. Isn't that great? 244 00:13:24,405 --> 00:13:26,542 Yes, it's bloody fantastic. 245 00:13:29,166 --> 00:13:29,790 Here. 246 00:13:30,236 --> 00:13:32,400 I'm gonna go get Bree some flowers. I'll be right back. 247 00:13:37,898 --> 00:13:39,391 No, no, that's great news. 248 00:13:40,145 --> 00:13:40,793 Thank you, doctor. 249 00:13:41,856 --> 00:13:43,753 So Orson's gonna pull through? 250 00:13:44,428 --> 00:13:45,293 You'd rather he didn't? 251 00:13:47,155 --> 00:13:47,952 No. 252 00:13:48,995 --> 00:13:51,141 I just don't know what he's gonna tell the police when he wakes up. 253 00:13:51,666 --> 00:13:52,492 It wasn't your fault. 254 00:13:52,616 --> 00:13:54,533 Orson, falling off that roof was an accident, right? 255 00:13:55,537 --> 00:13:56,701 Well, sort of. 256 00:13:57,256 --> 00:13:57,963 Sort of? 257 00:13:59,388 --> 00:14:00,891 Depending on what Orson tells them, 258 00:14:02,076 --> 00:14:03,703 I could get charged with attempted murder. 259 00:14:13,228 --> 00:14:15,533 Well, I'm so glad she has you to take care of her, 260 00:14:15,535 --> 00:14:18,151 and of course your Mom comes first, Andrew. 261 00:14:18,255 --> 00:14:20,382 And I wouldn't even ask except, you know, 262 00:14:20,595 --> 00:14:22,322 -we're opening tonight- -Chairs are here. 263 00:14:24,888 --> 00:14:26,173 Oh, God. Seriously? 264 00:14:26,406 --> 00:14:28,713 Fantastic. Thank you. It's just two quick hours, 265 00:14:28,717 --> 00:14:30,591 and then we'll get you right back home with your Mom. 266 00:14:31,026 --> 00:14:32,822 Thank you, Andrew. Okay. Bye-bye. 267 00:14:33,656 --> 00:14:37,241 Did you finish folding the takeout menus? 268 00:14:37,975 --> 00:14:39,231 You never asked me to do that. 269 00:14:39,378 --> 00:14:42,322 I shouldn't have to tell you every little thing, you know. Show some initiative. 270 00:14:43,448 --> 00:14:43,931 Wait. 271 00:14:44,427 --> 00:14:46,373 Where are my chairs? I didn't order these. 272 00:14:46,775 --> 00:14:48,001 -You're Lynette Scavo? -Yes. 273 00:14:48,975 --> 00:14:50,053 Well, then you ordered these. 274 00:14:50,637 --> 00:14:53,703 No. Why would I order 50 high chairs for the opening of a pizzeria? 275 00:14:53,876 --> 00:14:54,563 I don't know. 276 00:14:54,638 --> 00:14:56,591 I thought it was one of those kiddie pizza places 277 00:14:56,595 --> 00:14:58,242 with the games and the animatronic rats. 278 00:14:58,268 --> 00:14:58,850 Give me that. 279 00:14:58,906 --> 00:14:59,890 Easy there, sally. 280 00:14:59,896 --> 00:15:03,003 "Animatronic rats." Where do they find you people? 281 00:15:03,035 --> 00:15:04,753 Okay, okay, here it is. See? 282 00:15:04,966 --> 00:15:07,600 I ordered 50 of item number 7-3... 283 00:15:09,765 --> 00:15:11,010 Did we find the mistake? 284 00:15:11,227 --> 00:15:13,620 I switched the 7 and the 1. 285 00:15:15,097 --> 00:15:17,291 So... we're both wrong. 286 00:15:17,677 --> 00:15:19,510 Now this place opens in five hours. 287 00:15:19,518 --> 00:15:21,061 How long will it take to fix this? 288 00:15:24,675 --> 00:15:27,591 Hi. I need to rent 50 chairs by tonight at 5:00. 289 00:15:28,378 --> 00:15:28,970 What? 290 00:15:29,648 --> 00:15:30,393 Why not? 291 00:15:31,337 --> 00:15:32,990 What do you mean, it's bar mitzvah season? 292 00:15:32,996 --> 00:15:34,081 There's no such thing. 293 00:15:34,948 --> 00:15:37,843 You still have five. I will take those. Scavo. 294 00:15:38,067 --> 00:15:41,002 Okay, that brings us to 22. 295 00:15:41,127 --> 00:15:43,640 Javi, Rico, we got chairs to find. Move it. 296 00:15:52,055 --> 00:15:54,321 Looks like someone crawled into a bottle of Merlot last night. 297 00:15:55,066 --> 00:15:57,312 I sort of threw myself a little birthday party. 298 00:15:58,206 --> 00:16:00,533 So if you don't mind, I'd like to get back to my dry heaving. 299 00:16:00,818 --> 00:16:01,483 Quick question. 300 00:16:02,438 --> 00:16:04,940 Was that Zach Young I saw leaving your house 8:00 this morning? 301 00:16:06,948 --> 00:16:09,042 Uh, oh, yeah. Um... 302 00:16:09,505 --> 00:16:11,091 He just came by to, uh... 303 00:16:12,175 --> 00:16:13,561 drop off a birthday card. 304 00:16:14,555 --> 00:16:16,961 Really cute little cat with balloons. 305 00:16:17,985 --> 00:16:18,642 All right, bye. 306 00:16:19,596 --> 00:16:20,161 Follow-up. 307 00:16:22,716 --> 00:16:25,090 Why was Zach in your driveway at 7:00 this morning... 308 00:16:25,996 --> 00:16:26,840 In his underwear? 309 00:16:35,165 --> 00:16:37,141 We had sex last night! 310 00:16:37,298 --> 00:16:37,722 What?! 311 00:16:37,765 --> 00:16:40,453 I mean, I think we did. That's what he told me. 312 00:16:41,368 --> 00:16:41,920 Weren't you there? 313 00:16:42,065 --> 00:16:43,692 No, I don't remember anything! 314 00:16:43,707 --> 00:16:46,052 I just woke up, and he was in bed next to me. 315 00:16:46,296 --> 00:16:48,243 Thanks again, Gaby. Hey, Carlos. 316 00:16:52,555 --> 00:16:53,940 If you don't remember, 317 00:16:54,248 --> 00:16:56,861 then how can you be sure that you and Zach had sex? 318 00:16:56,965 --> 00:16:58,720 Well, we were both half-naked, 319 00:16:59,015 --> 00:17:01,223 and there was a condom wrapper. 320 00:17:01,378 --> 00:17:04,000 And he said I was amazing, which totally sounds like me. 321 00:17:05,088 --> 00:17:07,652 He thinks we're a couple now. You have to help me. 322 00:17:08,227 --> 00:17:10,063 I am not getting involved. 323 00:17:11,526 --> 00:17:13,771 God, I can't believe you bagged another neighborhood kid. 324 00:17:14,285 --> 00:17:15,182 Where are you going? 325 00:17:16,667 --> 00:17:18,101 To warn the Scavo boys. 326 00:17:28,015 --> 00:17:29,841 I wanna speak to my wife. 327 00:17:30,208 --> 00:17:31,051 She's resting. 328 00:17:31,697 --> 00:17:33,531 If we can get back to these questions... 329 00:17:34,297 --> 00:17:35,680 I fell off a roof. 330 00:17:35,748 --> 00:17:38,220 I need a physician, not a psychiatrist. 331 00:17:38,477 --> 00:17:39,923 Well, I'm afraid it's hospital policy 332 00:17:39,927 --> 00:17:41,790 when there's a suspected suicide attempt. 333 00:17:42,358 --> 00:17:43,751 I didn't try to kill myself. 334 00:17:44,557 --> 00:17:45,933 But you do have a certain... 335 00:17:46,445 --> 00:17:47,060 history? 336 00:17:48,656 --> 00:17:51,680 You spent most of 1976 in a psychiatric hospital. 337 00:17:53,706 --> 00:17:54,960 I don't care to discuss that. 338 00:17:56,816 --> 00:17:58,321 You won't be leaving here until we do. 339 00:18:05,407 --> 00:18:07,680 My parents were very religious. 340 00:18:09,277 --> 00:18:11,352 When I was 16, my father had an affair, 341 00:18:11,776 --> 00:18:13,770 caused quite a scandal at our church. 342 00:18:14,926 --> 00:18:17,711 He became depressed. He started drinking heavily. 343 00:18:18,778 --> 00:18:19,952 My mother grew concerned. 344 00:18:20,016 --> 00:18:21,672 She didn't like leaving him alone. 345 00:18:22,758 --> 00:18:24,360 One night, she had to visit a sick friend, 346 00:18:24,365 --> 00:18:26,003 and she asked me to keep an eye on him. 347 00:18:26,287 --> 00:18:27,701 But I had made plans with friends. 348 00:18:27,707 --> 00:18:29,690 I thought I could duck out for a while. 349 00:18:31,008 --> 00:18:32,993 When I got home, I found him in the bathroom. 350 00:18:38,725 --> 00:18:39,883 You blamed yourself? 351 00:18:42,087 --> 00:18:43,112 I didn't need to. 352 00:18:43,786 --> 00:18:46,042 Mother blamed me enough for both of us. 353 00:18:47,067 --> 00:18:49,312 That must have caused quite a strain in your relationship. 354 00:18:49,987 --> 00:18:50,522 Yes. 355 00:18:52,366 --> 00:18:53,583 But now and then, 356 00:18:53,586 --> 00:18:56,572 she suggests little ways I might make it up to her. 357 00:18:58,488 --> 00:19:01,173 Yes, I'm calling to check on the status of a patient. 358 00:19:01,937 --> 00:19:02,993 Last name Hodge. 359 00:19:04,755 --> 00:19:06,810 What do you mean, "which Hodge"? 360 00:19:12,385 --> 00:19:12,900 Gloria! 361 00:19:13,127 --> 00:19:15,161 Thank God. I thought you'd forgotten about me. 362 00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:16,971 When are you letting me out of here? 363 00:19:17,088 --> 00:19:18,390 It won't be long now. 364 00:19:19,046 --> 00:19:21,960 In fact, something interesting happened last night. 365 00:19:22,526 --> 00:19:24,053 Orson tried to kill himself. 366 00:19:24,596 --> 00:19:26,242 Oh, my goodness. Is he okay? 367 00:19:26,578 --> 00:19:27,471 He'll be fine. 368 00:19:27,585 --> 00:19:28,903 My point is, 369 00:19:29,375 --> 00:19:32,711 Suicide is hardly the act of a happily married man. 370 00:19:33,605 --> 00:19:36,970 Gloria, for God sake, give it up. 371 00:19:37,178 --> 00:19:39,200 He doesn't love me. 372 00:19:39,615 --> 00:19:40,431 He will, dear. 373 00:19:41,047 --> 00:19:42,643 Bree will be gone soon, 374 00:19:43,227 --> 00:19:46,520 and he'll need a good woman like you to console him. 375 00:19:48,718 --> 00:19:49,890 What are you gonna do to Bree? 376 00:19:51,927 --> 00:19:52,623 Gloria? 377 00:19:53,765 --> 00:19:54,690 Gloria? 378 00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:14,251 -Oh, hey, hon. -Hey. 379 00:20:14,255 --> 00:20:15,263 Did you get some sleep? 380 00:20:15,348 --> 00:20:19,143 Yes. I'm still kind of groggy from those pills, but... 381 00:20:24,345 --> 00:20:25,601 And now I'm awake. 382 00:20:25,936 --> 00:20:28,352 Okay, little mix-up with the new chairs. 383 00:20:28,355 --> 00:20:31,032 Which you were in charge of. 384 00:20:31,038 --> 00:20:33,012 Okay, okay, we could point fingers, 385 00:20:33,027 --> 00:20:35,782 but what's important is forgetting about what we expected, 386 00:20:35,787 --> 00:20:39,823 and focusing on what we have, which isn't so bad. 387 00:20:40,047 --> 00:20:43,072 I mean, all the different kinds of chairs 388 00:20:43,077 --> 00:20:46,280 give the place a kind of bohemian vibe. 389 00:20:46,726 --> 00:20:49,872 Plus, if we get a lot of babies, look, we're just totally set. 390 00:20:52,106 --> 00:20:54,341 Tom, I'm sorry. 391 00:20:54,367 --> 00:20:55,552 I am. I'm sorry. 392 00:20:55,558 --> 00:20:59,421 I just, I realize it's not... perfect. 393 00:21:01,877 --> 00:21:02,392 But... 394 00:21:04,545 --> 00:21:05,813 Please say something. 395 00:21:08,865 --> 00:21:10,002 What can I say, Lynette? 396 00:21:11,967 --> 00:21:13,662 It is what it is. 397 00:21:19,506 --> 00:21:21,070 Why do I have to babysit Mom? 398 00:21:21,406 --> 00:21:23,121 All my friends are gonna be at the opening. 399 00:21:23,676 --> 00:21:25,291 Austin was gonna sneak us beer! 400 00:21:25,395 --> 00:21:27,053 Damn it, Danielle, I have to work! 401 00:21:27,128 --> 00:21:28,571 Our mother's lying helpless upstairs 402 00:21:28,745 --> 00:21:30,153 'cause her husband tried to kill her. 403 00:21:30,546 --> 00:21:33,011 Now for just one night, could you try to be responsible? 404 00:21:37,406 --> 00:21:39,591 I liked you better when you were a psychopath! 405 00:22:01,475 --> 00:22:02,143 Here you go. 406 00:22:04,777 --> 00:22:06,131 Oh, you're... here. 407 00:22:06,397 --> 00:22:07,193 I wouldn't have missed it. 408 00:22:07,577 --> 00:22:09,340 You know how I feel about Lynette and Tom. 409 00:22:10,565 --> 00:22:12,250 Look, Zach, I'm glad you're here. 410 00:22:12,257 --> 00:22:14,270 I've been wanting to talk about us. 411 00:22:14,576 --> 00:22:16,943 Me, too. You, uh, being in my life now, 412 00:22:17,135 --> 00:22:19,901 having the connection that we do, 413 00:22:20,098 --> 00:22:24,010 this is really the first time that I've been happy since my mother killed herself. 414 00:22:27,437 --> 00:22:28,553 Would you excuse me a second? 415 00:22:29,316 --> 00:22:30,682 Of course, baby. Hurry back. 416 00:22:34,598 --> 00:22:35,943 I am in hell. 417 00:22:36,126 --> 00:22:37,960 I just tried to break up with Zach, and the little twerp 418 00:22:37,968 --> 00:22:39,651 played the dead Mommy card. 419 00:22:40,066 --> 00:22:41,561 Well, you can't let him make you feel guilty. 420 00:22:41,766 --> 00:22:42,912 But I am guilty. 421 00:22:43,077 --> 00:22:45,211 I don't remember how we ended up in bed together. 422 00:22:45,276 --> 00:22:46,830 Maybe I led him on. 423 00:22:47,305 --> 00:22:48,540 I gotta be sensitive here. 424 00:22:50,086 --> 00:22:51,392 Could you threaten him for me? 425 00:22:51,955 --> 00:22:52,500 What? 426 00:22:52,726 --> 00:22:54,153 You know, intimidate him. 427 00:22:54,197 --> 00:22:56,631 Do the whole jealous, latin ex-husband thing you do. 428 00:22:56,985 --> 00:22:58,563 Tell him if you can't have me, nobody can. 429 00:22:58,568 --> 00:23:00,782 Forget it. I'm not gonna to do that to poor Zach. 430 00:23:01,097 --> 00:23:02,891 Hey, I am looking out for Zach, too. 431 00:23:03,257 --> 00:23:05,423 If I dump him, it'll destroy him emotionally. 432 00:23:05,716 --> 00:23:06,883 Better to scare him off. 433 00:23:09,938 --> 00:23:10,950 Please? 434 00:23:14,187 --> 00:23:14,931 Fine. 435 00:23:15,466 --> 00:23:16,333 Thank you! 436 00:23:16,506 --> 00:23:17,621 Okay, look, there he goes. 437 00:23:19,095 --> 00:23:19,483 Go! 438 00:23:19,706 --> 00:23:21,090 Go get all cholo on his ass. 439 00:23:35,075 --> 00:23:36,173 Hey, Mr. Solis. 440 00:23:36,958 --> 00:23:37,363 Hey. 441 00:23:41,778 --> 00:23:43,202 Look, I need to talk to you about something. 442 00:23:44,038 --> 00:23:45,123 It's a little awkward, but... 443 00:23:52,045 --> 00:23:52,842 Mr. Solis? 444 00:23:54,006 --> 00:23:54,401 What? 445 00:23:55,316 --> 00:23:58,090 You were just saying that something was awkward? 446 00:23:59,427 --> 00:24:00,110 Never mind. 447 00:24:01,907 --> 00:24:02,983 Forget that I said anything. 448 00:24:07,395 --> 00:24:08,341 Hey. So how'd it go? 449 00:24:09,527 --> 00:24:10,982 You did not have sex with Zach young. 450 00:24:11,988 --> 00:24:14,091 Really? Did he tell you that? 451 00:24:14,447 --> 00:24:15,341 He didn't have to. 452 00:24:16,267 --> 00:24:16,732 What? 453 00:24:17,528 --> 00:24:19,153 I was standing next to him at the urinal. 454 00:24:19,968 --> 00:24:21,320 I don't care how drunk you were. 455 00:24:21,666 --> 00:24:23,932 If you had sex with him, you'd remember. 456 00:24:25,567 --> 00:24:26,931 Little Zach Young? 457 00:24:29,448 --> 00:24:31,391 Well, just how much would I have remembered? 458 00:24:49,425 --> 00:24:51,031 Hey. What are you doing here? 459 00:24:51,558 --> 00:24:53,460 I thought Bree might like some soup. 460 00:24:53,826 --> 00:24:56,140 It's my own special recipe. 461 00:24:59,145 --> 00:25:00,870 I'm surprised to find you home. 462 00:25:01,597 --> 00:25:04,711 I thought the whole street was going to Scavo's tonight. 463 00:25:05,405 --> 00:25:06,863 Well, I was supposed to go, 464 00:25:06,976 --> 00:25:10,032 but Andrew said I had to stay home and babysit Mom. 465 00:25:10,246 --> 00:25:12,700 Well, that's just silly. 466 00:25:13,436 --> 00:25:16,461 A vibrant young lady like you should be at the party, 467 00:25:16,786 --> 00:25:18,472 turning boys' heads. 468 00:25:19,546 --> 00:25:20,240 You go. 469 00:25:21,485 --> 00:25:22,901 I'll look after your mother. 470 00:25:23,538 --> 00:25:24,412 You mean it? 471 00:25:25,067 --> 00:25:27,161 Just take her dinner up first. 472 00:25:27,406 --> 00:25:30,992 I don't think I can manage the tray with my cane. 473 00:25:31,456 --> 00:25:33,083 Thanks, Grandma. You're the best! 474 00:25:35,266 --> 00:25:36,801 This soup smells so good. 475 00:25:37,276 --> 00:25:40,502 You wanna score some points? Don't say I brought it. 476 00:25:41,248 --> 00:25:43,082 Tell her you made it yourself. 477 00:26:17,137 --> 00:26:17,993 Hey! 478 00:26:22,955 --> 00:26:23,891 Hello? 479 00:26:24,835 --> 00:26:25,881 Over here! 480 00:26:41,606 --> 00:26:44,043 Honey, there is a line out the door. 481 00:26:44,057 --> 00:26:45,443 We are gonna make a killing tonight. 482 00:26:45,577 --> 00:26:46,653 I'm happy for you. 483 00:26:47,767 --> 00:26:48,432 For us. 484 00:26:49,157 --> 00:26:49,950 Now it's "us"? 485 00:26:50,035 --> 00:26:52,603 Because I thought I was the one who was trying to ruin everything. 486 00:26:53,686 --> 00:26:54,452 Hey, look, 487 00:26:54,996 --> 00:26:56,050 I know I overreacted... 488 00:26:56,056 --> 00:26:58,972 Yes, you did. But I have customers. 489 00:27:05,907 --> 00:27:07,022 The place came out great, huh? 490 00:27:07,465 --> 00:27:08,093 Sure did. 491 00:27:10,076 --> 00:27:12,103 Looks like, uh, the whole street's here. 492 00:27:12,507 --> 00:27:13,000 Yeah. 493 00:27:15,407 --> 00:27:17,940 Except for Orson, who fell off a roof. 494 00:27:18,796 --> 00:27:20,012 You know anything about that? 495 00:27:21,216 --> 00:27:22,471 Why would you think that? 496 00:27:24,085 --> 00:27:26,400 I heard you talking to Carlos. Now answer the question. 497 00:27:27,925 --> 00:27:29,733 I can't talk about it here. 498 00:27:31,676 --> 00:27:32,623 It's complicated. 499 00:27:34,276 --> 00:27:35,440 It always is with you. 500 00:27:36,596 --> 00:27:39,140 Hey. I just had a slice of pizza. It's pretty good. 501 00:27:39,935 --> 00:27:41,093 Is it really good, 502 00:27:41,097 --> 00:27:43,223 or are you just pretending you had a slice? 503 00:27:45,327 --> 00:27:47,163 You and I did not have sex. Admit it! 504 00:27:47,695 --> 00:27:48,480 Of course we did. 505 00:27:48,538 --> 00:27:49,110 Zach! 506 00:27:49,468 --> 00:27:52,472 How can you claim to care about me and lie to my face? 507 00:27:55,817 --> 00:27:56,493 I'm sorry. 508 00:27:57,468 --> 00:27:58,903 I'm tired of just being your friend. 509 00:27:59,768 --> 00:28:02,641 I thought if you saw me as a lover, you can think of me as a man, not... 510 00:28:02,918 --> 00:28:03,580 not a boy. 511 00:28:04,248 --> 00:28:06,143 Zach, a real man is honest. 512 00:28:06,365 --> 00:28:07,782 All you've ever tried to do Is bribe 513 00:28:07,787 --> 00:28:09,623 and trick me into falling in love with you. 514 00:28:09,965 --> 00:28:12,393 A little advice next time? Don't play games. 515 00:28:12,738 --> 00:28:14,993 Just stand up and be the kind of man 516 00:28:14,997 --> 00:28:17,241 a woman would be proud to share her life with. 517 00:28:22,206 --> 00:28:23,331 Hello! 518 00:28:25,706 --> 00:28:27,913 I think it's high time to make a toast. 519 00:28:29,175 --> 00:28:30,273 Tom, where are you? 520 00:28:30,946 --> 00:28:33,980 Where... Ah. Tom, you did it. 521 00:28:34,796 --> 00:28:37,921 There are a lot of people in this room that didn't think you could pull it off. 522 00:28:39,396 --> 00:28:40,870 Okay, well, maybe just me. 523 00:28:42,496 --> 00:28:44,361 Anyway, congratulations. 524 00:28:45,355 --> 00:28:49,842 The pizza is excellent, and the service is sublime. 525 00:28:50,338 --> 00:28:51,182 Cheers. Cheers. 526 00:28:51,816 --> 00:28:52,582 Speech! 527 00:28:54,927 --> 00:28:57,182 Thank you. Thank you for coming. 528 00:28:57,475 --> 00:28:59,890 It means everything in the world to me. 529 00:29:00,186 --> 00:29:03,802 I gotta tell you, when I arrived here this afternoon, I saw all these weird chairs, 530 00:29:04,118 --> 00:29:06,620 I thought the evening was gonna be a total disaster. 531 00:29:07,737 --> 00:29:11,580 But now when I look out, I can't even see the chairs. 532 00:29:14,016 --> 00:29:15,600 I just see people eating, 533 00:29:15,948 --> 00:29:17,661 laughing and having a great time. 534 00:29:19,268 --> 00:29:20,343 It's absolutely perfect. 535 00:29:23,147 --> 00:29:24,762 And none of this would've happened 536 00:29:24,766 --> 00:29:26,973 without my amazing partner Lynette. 537 00:29:31,158 --> 00:29:31,953 Who, uh... 538 00:29:34,457 --> 00:29:34,971 To... 539 00:29:40,527 --> 00:29:42,202 I'm sorry. I'm a little... 540 00:29:45,638 --> 00:29:47,783 I think what my husband is trying to say is, 541 00:29:48,076 --> 00:29:50,532 if you really want to test a marriage, open a restaurant together. 542 00:29:51,578 --> 00:29:53,430 Anyway, thank you for coming. 543 00:29:53,728 --> 00:29:55,342 Eat a lot and come back, 544 00:29:55,886 --> 00:29:57,822 'cause our kids need braces. 545 00:30:02,228 --> 00:30:04,973 Actually, as long as everyone has their glasses raised, 546 00:30:05,046 --> 00:30:07,382 I have something that I would like to say. 547 00:30:09,418 --> 00:30:11,732 Well, I thought of waiting for the perfect romantic spot 548 00:30:11,737 --> 00:30:13,312 in which to ask this question, 549 00:30:13,357 --> 00:30:14,292 but being here tonight, 550 00:30:14,345 --> 00:30:18,041 enveloped by so much love and warmth, I realize that, um, 551 00:30:18,658 --> 00:30:21,162 this is the perfect romantic spot. 552 00:30:24,566 --> 00:30:25,570 Susan Mayer... 553 00:30:26,487 --> 00:30:27,340 Drop the pizza. 554 00:30:29,387 --> 00:30:32,210 Will you make me the happiest man in the world and be my wife? 555 00:30:37,027 --> 00:30:38,342 Absolutely, yes! 556 00:30:50,287 --> 00:30:51,222 Ladies and gentlemen, 557 00:30:51,798 --> 00:30:54,501 please, I have something that I'd like to say also. 558 00:30:57,516 --> 00:30:58,600 Gabrielle Solis... 559 00:30:59,936 --> 00:31:00,762 Will you marry me? 560 00:31:01,968 --> 00:31:02,983 Should I clap? 561 00:31:04,327 --> 00:31:05,712 No, there will be no clapping! 562 00:31:07,238 --> 00:31:09,131 You, moron, come with me! 563 00:31:17,878 --> 00:31:19,563 Time for your pills, Mr. Hodge. 564 00:31:21,355 --> 00:31:22,482 It's after 6:00? 565 00:31:23,467 --> 00:31:25,512 I need to speak with my wife. What room is she in? 566 00:31:26,327 --> 00:31:27,681 Your wife checked out. 567 00:31:29,086 --> 00:31:29,701 Already? 568 00:31:30,005 --> 00:31:31,680 She was very eager to get home. 569 00:31:31,985 --> 00:31:33,091 Don't worry. She'll be fine. 570 00:31:33,537 --> 00:31:34,963 I have to talk to her. 571 00:31:35,446 --> 00:31:37,761 Oh, that reminds me. Your mother called. 572 00:31:38,007 --> 00:31:39,370 She said she didn't want to wake you up, 573 00:31:39,427 --> 00:31:41,512 and she wanted to make sure we'd be keeping you overnight. 574 00:31:42,556 --> 00:31:44,301 Moms are like that, so protective. 575 00:31:52,685 --> 00:31:53,693 Bree, it's me. 576 00:31:54,067 --> 00:31:54,900 Are you there? 577 00:31:55,848 --> 00:31:56,783 Please, pick up. 578 00:31:57,978 --> 00:31:58,670 Bree? 579 00:32:00,526 --> 00:32:02,542 Please, somebody, pick up the phone. 580 00:32:04,007 --> 00:32:04,923 I know that you're mad. 581 00:32:04,928 --> 00:32:06,262 I'm not mad, Zach. I'm done! 582 00:32:06,675 --> 00:32:07,932 But you said to be honest. 583 00:32:07,937 --> 00:32:09,472 I did not say to humiliate me! 584 00:32:09,475 --> 00:32:11,600 I'm sorry. All right? I was just trying... 585 00:32:12,407 --> 00:32:13,442 What do you want from me? 586 00:32:13,475 --> 00:32:15,183 I want you to leave me alone! 587 00:32:15,756 --> 00:32:18,533 This friends thing isn't gonna work 'cause you're always gonna want more, 588 00:32:18,665 --> 00:32:20,431 and I'm never gonna love you... ever. 589 00:32:22,298 --> 00:32:24,853 20 years from now when you're all middle-aged and alone, 590 00:32:25,106 --> 00:32:26,093 you'll regret this. 591 00:32:26,646 --> 00:32:28,031 Okay, I'll take my chances. 592 00:32:38,676 --> 00:32:39,790 Thought you might need this. 593 00:32:40,837 --> 00:32:41,623 Bless you. 594 00:32:46,678 --> 00:32:48,373 So how did it go with Seabiscuit? 595 00:32:49,197 --> 00:32:50,071 He's devastated. 596 00:32:50,655 --> 00:32:51,281 Of course. 597 00:32:51,987 --> 00:32:53,083 It's my fault. 598 00:32:53,785 --> 00:32:56,912 I should've known he couldn't handle the whole "let's be friends" thing. 599 00:32:58,306 --> 00:32:59,132 I don't blame him. 600 00:33:01,715 --> 00:33:04,061 I'm having kind of a hard time myself being just your friend, 601 00:33:04,856 --> 00:33:06,341 Watching you with other guys, 602 00:33:06,587 --> 00:33:07,630 being your confidant. 603 00:33:08,768 --> 00:33:09,312 Really? 604 00:33:10,868 --> 00:33:12,120 I think it's been nice. 605 00:33:13,326 --> 00:33:14,270 For you, maybe. 606 00:33:16,035 --> 00:33:19,023 Look, seriously, I don't know how much longer I'm gonna be able to keep this up. 607 00:33:27,025 --> 00:33:28,483 Well, hang in there as long as you can, 608 00:33:28,488 --> 00:33:29,790 'cause I still need you. 609 00:33:33,247 --> 00:33:34,172 I'll do my best. 610 00:33:46,957 --> 00:33:47,813 What are you doing here? 611 00:33:48,006 --> 00:33:50,173 I have better things to do than babysit Mom. 612 00:33:50,388 --> 00:33:52,081 She's fine. Gloria's watching her. 613 00:33:52,665 --> 00:33:53,172 What? 614 00:33:53,295 --> 00:33:55,581 I told you Mom's ready to go to the cops about Orson. 615 00:33:55,587 --> 00:33:57,480 How could you leave her at home with his crazy mother? 616 00:33:58,726 --> 00:33:59,723 She brought soup! 617 00:34:12,697 --> 00:34:13,381 Gloria? 618 00:34:15,037 --> 00:34:16,241 What are you doing here? 619 00:34:16,797 --> 00:34:18,480 I came to take care of you. 620 00:34:19,966 --> 00:34:21,673 I'm so sleepy. 621 00:34:22,008 --> 00:34:24,641 Good. Then the pills are working. 622 00:34:29,436 --> 00:34:30,541 Andrew? 623 00:34:31,267 --> 00:34:32,191 Danielle? 624 00:34:32,435 --> 00:34:33,371 They're gone. 625 00:34:35,208 --> 00:34:36,480 It's just us. 626 00:34:38,048 --> 00:34:38,761 Now... 627 00:34:40,027 --> 00:34:41,150 You rest, hon. 628 00:34:43,356 --> 00:34:47,861 I'm gonna draw you a nice, warm bath. 629 00:35:26,945 --> 00:35:28,101 Oh, Bree... 630 00:35:29,807 --> 00:35:33,761 I wish I could make you understand how deeply I regret having to do this. 631 00:35:35,266 --> 00:35:36,123 Monique... 632 00:35:36,577 --> 00:35:38,652 that was easy. She was a slut. 633 00:35:40,238 --> 00:35:41,412 You're a good woman. 634 00:35:42,068 --> 00:35:44,592 You didn't know Orson already had a wife. 635 00:35:45,576 --> 00:35:46,563 But he did. 636 00:35:47,935 --> 00:35:51,363 And he made a vow to her before God. 637 00:35:54,048 --> 00:35:57,083 What sort of mother would I be if I let him break it? 638 00:36:03,177 --> 00:36:03,941 I'm sorry. 639 00:36:06,888 --> 00:36:10,492 But I will not let him be his father's son. 640 00:36:34,507 --> 00:36:37,262 Wake up, Mr. Hodge. I've got dinner. 641 00:36:49,216 --> 00:36:50,833 That water's not too hot, is it? 642 00:36:52,677 --> 00:36:53,412 No. 643 00:36:54,197 --> 00:36:55,342 It's just right. 644 00:37:07,167 --> 00:37:08,912 Mom? Are you all right? 645 00:38:15,395 --> 00:38:16,063 Andrew? 646 00:38:38,045 --> 00:38:40,182 You've done this before, haven't you? 647 00:38:55,535 --> 00:38:56,192 No! 648 00:39:19,345 --> 00:39:20,283 Is she all right? 649 00:39:20,648 --> 00:39:21,421 She will be. 650 00:39:22,395 --> 00:39:24,531 Get her some blankets and some dry clothes. 651 00:39:25,227 --> 00:39:26,141 Orson? 652 00:39:29,296 --> 00:39:30,330 Orson! 653 00:39:36,808 --> 00:39:38,111 Something's wrong. 654 00:39:39,756 --> 00:39:40,493 I think I'm... 655 00:39:41,495 --> 00:39:42,752 having a stroke. 656 00:39:43,638 --> 00:39:45,162 You need an ambulance, mother. 657 00:39:46,956 --> 00:39:50,182 It's too bad there's no one here who'd dream of calling you one. 658 00:40:02,008 --> 00:40:02,693 What are you doing? 659 00:40:03,456 --> 00:40:05,381 I don't want her dying in our house. 660 00:40:30,017 --> 00:40:30,593 Hey there. 661 00:40:31,898 --> 00:40:32,980 Are you all right? 662 00:40:33,966 --> 00:40:35,082 Your mother... 663 00:40:36,128 --> 00:40:37,553 She tried to kill me. 664 00:40:38,238 --> 00:40:39,243 Don't worry about her. 665 00:40:40,216 --> 00:40:41,763 She's never gonna hurt you again, 666 00:40:43,366 --> 00:40:44,531 and neither will Alma. 667 00:40:45,428 --> 00:40:46,043 Alma? 668 00:40:47,096 --> 00:40:47,970 She's dead. 669 00:40:48,508 --> 00:40:49,071 What? 670 00:40:49,476 --> 00:40:51,742 I don't know what happened, but she's gone. 671 00:40:52,485 --> 00:40:54,100 And she's taking our troubles with her. 672 00:40:56,858 --> 00:40:58,820 Tomorrow morning, one of our neighbors 673 00:40:58,827 --> 00:41:01,202 will stumble on a gruesome surprise. 674 00:41:02,627 --> 00:41:05,023 Two bodies side by side. 675 00:41:11,647 --> 00:41:14,651 The police will conclude that Alma fell from the roof, 676 00:41:15,036 --> 00:41:18,513 and when my mother found her, she suffered a stroke. 677 00:41:23,015 --> 00:41:24,453 When they search the house, 678 00:41:24,467 --> 00:41:27,750 they'll find the note Alma wrote when she faked her suicide, 679 00:41:28,157 --> 00:41:31,683 and next to it, a bag containing Monique's teeth. 680 00:41:35,977 --> 00:41:37,750 In the face of such evidence, 681 00:41:38,035 --> 00:41:42,233 they'll have no choice but to drop the charges against Mike Delfino. 682 00:41:52,996 --> 00:41:56,593 Now, you and I are gonna take that honeymoon we never got around to. 683 00:42:00,147 --> 00:42:01,343 I'd love that. 684 00:42:07,078 --> 00:42:08,333 What about your mother? 685 00:42:08,505 --> 00:42:13,672 After all the things she's done, she's just gonna get off scot-free? 686 00:42:19,096 --> 00:42:21,763 Thank you, doctor. I know you did all you could. 687 00:42:25,888 --> 00:42:27,283 Good news, mother. 688 00:42:28,855 --> 00:42:32,132 The doctor said your stroke has left you completely paralyzed. 689 00:42:33,096 --> 00:42:34,153 You can't even speak. 690 00:42:35,068 --> 00:42:37,561 Which means all our secrets will be safe forever. 691 00:42:40,158 --> 00:42:41,672 Oh, here's the best part. 692 00:42:42,597 --> 00:42:44,641 Your brain is functioning normally. 693 00:42:45,586 --> 00:42:47,893 So I don't have to worry about putting you in jail. 694 00:42:48,728 --> 00:42:49,740 You're already there. 695 00:42:52,375 --> 00:42:53,093 Now, 696 00:42:53,847 --> 00:42:54,993 I'm gonna turn your head, 697 00:42:56,008 --> 00:42:57,962 so you can watch me walk away. 698 00:42:59,015 --> 00:42:59,932 You don't wanna miss it, 699 00:43:00,887 --> 00:43:03,262 'cause it's the last time you will ever see me. 700 00:43:15,598 --> 00:43:18,942 A surprising thing happened to Orson Hodge 701 00:43:19,005 --> 00:43:21,883 as he'd left Fairview Memorial Hospital. 702 00:43:23,767 --> 00:43:27,282 His life began to flash before his eyes. 703 00:43:29,866 --> 00:43:32,301 But it wasn't his past he saw. 704 00:43:33,235 --> 00:43:34,631 It was his future. 705 00:43:38,125 --> 00:43:40,210 Ordinary suburban days, 706 00:43:41,408 --> 00:43:43,832 filled with ordinary suburban moments, 707 00:43:44,278 --> 00:43:48,202 each made beautiful because of the housewife by his side. 708 00:43:50,958 --> 00:43:56,451 Yes, Orson could finally envision a life free from secrets and pain. 709 00:43:59,177 --> 00:44:01,693 And he couldn't wait for it to begin. 710 00:44:02,098 --> 00:44:02,812 Honey, 711 00:44:03,405 --> 00:44:04,481 I'm home.