1 00:00:02,812 --> 00:00:04,677 I think I'm failing Psychopharmacology. 2 00:00:04,881 --> 00:00:06,280 Why are you taking that? 3 00:00:06,482 --> 00:00:09,883 I thought it was a class about crazy farm animals, okay? 4 00:00:10,086 --> 00:00:12,054 Let's finish the unit. I don't wanna be late for lunch. 5 00:00:12,255 --> 00:00:14,689 Amar is to love, right? 6 00:00:14,891 --> 00:00:18,918 Oh, speaking of love, Shirley, how's it going with the sexy dreadlock guy? 7 00:00:19,128 --> 00:00:21,119 Oh, I'm sure I don't have a chance with him. 8 00:00:21,698 --> 00:00:23,256 Abed and I talked to him by the vending machine. 9 00:00:23,466 --> 00:00:25,866 He asked about you. He specifically asked about me? 10 00:00:26,069 --> 00:00:29,266 When Annie brought you up, he specifically asked, "Who is that?" 11 00:00:30,039 --> 00:00:31,028 Abed. Oh. 12 00:00:31,708 --> 00:00:32,766 What? That's what he said. 13 00:00:32,976 --> 00:00:35,843 Abed, your social skills aren't exactly streets ahead. 14 00:00:36,045 --> 00:00:37,637 You know what I mean? I don't. 15 00:00:37,847 --> 00:00:39,337 You're not alone in this case. Pierce. 16 00:00:39,549 --> 00:00:41,779 Stop trying to coin the phrase, "Streets ahead." 17 00:00:41,985 --> 00:00:44,112 Trying? Ha, ha. 18 00:00:44,320 --> 00:00:46,185 Coined and minted. 19 00:00:46,389 --> 00:00:47,788 Been there, coined that. 20 00:00:48,458 --> 00:00:50,790 "Streets ahead" is verbal wildfire. 21 00:00:50,994 --> 00:00:55,055 Does it just mean cool, or is it supposed to be like miles ahead? 22 00:00:55,598 --> 00:00:57,429 If you have to ask, you're streets behind. 23 00:00:57,634 --> 00:00:59,124 Okay. We can banter if we wanna banter. 24 00:00:59,335 --> 00:01:02,133 But I'm leaving for lunch early. Me too. 25 00:01:02,338 --> 00:01:03,464 Me three. Streets ahead. 26 00:01:03,673 --> 00:01:06,437 Man, you guys really love these stupid chicken fingers, huh? 27 00:01:06,643 --> 00:01:09,771 They're not stupid, they're the only good thing in the cafeteria. 28 00:01:09,979 --> 00:01:12,072 I haven't had one in weeks. They run out so fast. 29 00:01:12,282 --> 00:01:13,874 If God were edible, not that I'm Catholic, 30 00:01:14,083 --> 00:01:16,449 but if it was cool to eat God, he'd be a chicken finger. 31 00:01:16,653 --> 00:01:17,642 Mm-hm. 32 00:01:18,087 --> 00:01:20,146 Well, I wouldn't know. I'm a vegetarian. 33 00:01:20,356 --> 00:01:21,653 Oh, shocker. Yeah. 34 00:01:21,858 --> 00:01:24,588 And if you guys knew how they treated the animals that you're eating, 35 00:01:24,794 --> 00:01:27,854 you'd eat them even faster just to put them out of their misery. 36 00:01:28,064 --> 00:01:30,157 And then you would throw up. 37 00:01:30,867 --> 00:01:33,995 I don't know, maybe I'm feeling extra protective of animals today 38 00:01:34,203 --> 00:01:35,727 because my cat is sick. 39 00:01:35,938 --> 00:01:37,337 Oh, a cat? That's awful. 40 00:01:37,540 --> 00:01:38,700 He has diabetes. 41 00:01:38,908 --> 00:01:40,842 He can't even make it to the litter box. 44 00:01:48,651 --> 00:01:50,175 Mm-hm. 45 00:01:50,386 --> 00:01:52,047 Aw, go on. God bless you. 46 00:01:52,255 --> 00:01:54,985 Save some for me. Watch out. 47 00:02:03,433 --> 00:02:06,163 Oh. I can hear those fingers calling my name. 48 00:02:06,369 --> 00:02:07,927 Troy. Troy, Troy. 49 00:02:08,137 --> 00:02:10,799 Did you get my text message? Did you get my text message? 50 00:02:11,007 --> 00:02:12,406 I think it's... 51 00:02:12,809 --> 00:02:14,299 Hi. 52 00:02:15,912 --> 00:02:19,143 I gotta stop hanging out with her. She sounds like a chicken finger. 53 00:02:20,049 --> 00:02:21,038 Again? 54 00:02:21,250 --> 00:02:24,242 Outrageous. At least apologize. 55 00:02:24,454 --> 00:02:27,480 How can you just stand there like a mute idiot? 56 00:02:30,793 --> 00:02:32,385 Ooh. Well, 57 00:02:32,595 --> 00:02:33,755 throat surgery might humanize you. 58 00:02:33,963 --> 00:02:35,590 But it doesn't make this acceptable. 59 00:02:35,798 --> 00:02:37,493 So cute. 60 00:02:37,700 --> 00:02:39,725 And I don't even normally like dreadlocks. 61 00:02:39,936 --> 00:02:41,699 Hello. 62 00:02:43,473 --> 00:02:45,407 His dreadlocks remind me of the Predator. 63 00:02:45,608 --> 00:02:46,768 Which is weird because 64 00:02:46,976 --> 00:02:50,002 you're doing the actual hunting, and you seem invisible to him. 65 00:02:52,315 --> 00:02:53,680 Abed, you know what I do? 66 00:02:53,883 --> 00:02:55,510 Before I talk, I ask myself: 67 00:02:55,718 --> 00:02:56,878 "What am I about to say? 68 00:02:57,086 --> 00:02:59,452 And how might it affect each person listening?" 69 00:02:59,655 --> 00:03:00,986 I'm really glad you said that, Britta. 70 00:03:01,190 --> 00:03:02,953 The idea that you compulsively filter yourself 71 00:03:03,159 --> 00:03:04,751 makes your lack of flavor kind of a flavor. 72 00:03:06,929 --> 00:03:10,956 Sorry, guys, they ran out again. Something's gotta be done. 73 00:03:12,335 --> 00:03:14,530 Oh, I love chicken fingers. 74 00:03:14,737 --> 00:03:16,261 Hey. Oh, you're the man. 75 00:03:17,106 --> 00:03:18,937 What the hell, man? 76 00:03:19,942 --> 00:03:21,705 That's half our problem right there. 77 00:03:21,911 --> 00:03:24,379 Star-Burns works the fryer and skims fingers. 78 00:03:24,580 --> 00:03:25,569 No way. 79 00:03:25,782 --> 00:03:29,013 He gives them to people just so they'll act like he isn't Star-Burns. 80 00:03:29,218 --> 00:03:32,483 Well, I may not eat meat, but I am not gonna eat that injustice. 81 00:03:32,688 --> 00:03:33,677 Let's complain. Yeah. 82 00:03:33,890 --> 00:03:36,620 If we complain, he gets a warning and learns to be sneakier. 83 00:03:36,826 --> 00:03:41,388 I say we knock him out of the kitchen and replace him with one of our own all in one move. 84 00:03:41,597 --> 00:03:42,928 Then we're the ones with the chicken. 85 00:03:43,132 --> 00:03:44,121 It's like a mafia movie. 86 00:03:44,333 --> 00:03:45,561 As far back as I can remember, 87 00:03:45,768 --> 00:03:47,497 I always wanted to be in a mafia movie. 88 00:03:47,703 --> 00:03:49,796 Cool. That's exactly what it's like, Abed. 89 00:03:50,006 --> 00:03:52,998 And you get the most important job. You're gonna be fry cook. 90 00:03:53,209 --> 00:03:54,608 We may be watching different mafia movies. 91 00:03:54,811 --> 00:03:56,244 You worked in your dad's restaurant, right? 92 00:03:56,446 --> 00:03:58,846 Well, you'll apply for the job after we get Star-Burns fired. 93 00:03:59,048 --> 00:04:01,175 I don't know. I don't know about the firing. 94 00:04:01,384 --> 00:04:04,012 I think he really relies on that income. Yeah, man. 95 00:04:04,220 --> 00:04:05,881 Every day you flock here like sheep 96 00:04:06,088 --> 00:04:08,921 and wait in line for a broken promise from a dirty system. 97 00:04:09,125 --> 00:04:11,753 Back in those days, Jeff Winger was the guy that made things happen. 98 00:04:11,961 --> 00:04:15,124 He always knew what to say, and he always knew when to slap the table. 99 00:04:15,331 --> 00:04:17,060 You wanna be sheep, keep flocking. 100 00:04:17,266 --> 00:04:19,598 You wanna be wolves, form a pack. 101 00:04:20,002 --> 00:04:21,993 And that was it. It was that simple. 102 00:04:22,205 --> 00:04:24,435 At that moment, we stopped being a family 103 00:04:24,640 --> 00:04:27,268 and started being a family in italics. 104 00:04:28,678 --> 00:04:29,906 Britta got cozy with Star-Burns. 105 00:04:30,112 --> 00:04:31,409 Can I touch both of...? Oh. Yeah. 106 00:04:31,614 --> 00:04:33,479 He lowered his guard. 107 00:04:34,717 --> 00:04:36,378 He was gone. 108 00:04:37,954 --> 00:04:40,320 I mean, the way Jeff saw it, by not respecting us, 109 00:04:40,523 --> 00:04:42,320 Star-Burns had basically brought it on himself. 110 00:04:42,525 --> 00:04:43,822 And when his job opened up, 111 00:04:44,026 --> 00:04:47,792 we did what we had to do to keep the list of applicants to a minimum. 112 00:04:47,997 --> 00:04:50,761 I had worked in my dad's falafel restaurant , so I had a pretty impressive resume. 113 00:04:50,967 --> 00:04:51,956 It's very impressive. 114 00:04:52,168 --> 00:04:55,626 Especially your reference. Just give them a call right now. 115 00:04:55,838 --> 00:04:57,703 But we weren't taking any chances. The fix was in. 116 00:04:59,509 --> 00:05:01,909 Trump Tower, this is Donald. 117 00:05:02,111 --> 00:05:04,477 Well, he can deep-fry the hell out of chicken I can tell you that. 118 00:05:04,680 --> 00:05:08,309 Troy even applied for the same job and gave the world's worst interview. 119 00:05:08,518 --> 00:05:11,180 Just to make me look better, and that was that. 120 00:05:12,588 --> 00:05:15,887 This was the glorious time. No more racing to the cafeteria. No more lines. 121 00:05:16,092 --> 00:05:19,220 To us, lines were for suckers, hacks, sheep. 122 00:05:19,428 --> 00:05:21,396 We were wolves. 123 00:05:21,597 --> 00:05:23,861 And we had the chicken to prove it. 124 00:05:27,169 --> 00:05:28,261 To victory. 125 00:05:28,471 --> 00:05:31,338 It feels unfamiliar, but it tastes like chicken. 126 00:05:34,644 --> 00:05:37,204 Hi. Hello. 127 00:05:37,413 --> 00:05:39,278 You guys are lucky. They're always running out. 128 00:05:39,682 --> 00:05:40,910 Would you like one? 129 00:05:41,384 --> 00:05:45,377 The name's Shirley, memorize it. I will, Shirley. 130 00:05:46,122 --> 00:05:47,453 See that, ladies? 131 00:05:47,657 --> 00:05:49,784 The universe goes by supply and demand. 132 00:05:49,992 --> 00:05:52,688 The more you take and use, the more it sends. 133 00:05:52,895 --> 00:05:54,795 Somebody's been taking a little extra. What's in that container? 134 00:05:54,997 --> 00:05:56,259 Eight fingers. Abed. 135 00:05:56,899 --> 00:05:58,389 Abed's study group. 136 00:05:59,635 --> 00:06:02,069 Why you giving Chang chicken? We have an agreement. 137 00:06:02,271 --> 00:06:04,171 If you get caught skimming, you get fired. 138 00:06:04,373 --> 00:06:08,537 We all go back to eating like Britta. Yeah, we put you in that job. 139 00:06:08,744 --> 00:06:10,803 I dressed like a crazy pharaoh for you, man. 140 00:06:11,013 --> 00:06:12,947 You make the fingers, Abed, not the decisions. 141 00:06:13,382 --> 00:06:15,043 I'm sorry. It's okay, buddy. 142 00:06:15,251 --> 00:06:17,549 But just remember, these things have power. 143 00:06:17,954 --> 00:06:21,253 So just let me know next time you have any more agreements, all right? 144 00:06:21,457 --> 00:06:23,482 Yeah, I agreed to give Chang eight fingers per lunch 145 00:06:23,693 --> 00:06:26,662 in exchange for a 10 percent bump on every Spanish test for each of us. 146 00:06:26,862 --> 00:06:27,954 Oh. 147 00:06:28,164 --> 00:06:30,758 Okay, Abed makes the fingers and the decisions. 148 00:06:30,967 --> 00:06:34,801 Yeah, I'm gonna pass Spanish class. 149 00:06:36,005 --> 00:06:37,939 Oh, Abed, you're the best. 150 00:06:39,775 --> 00:06:42,744 At Greendale, they were always out of chicken fingers. 151 00:06:42,945 --> 00:06:45,140 So whoever could get them had power. 152 00:06:45,348 --> 00:06:47,714 And I the guy was in the apron, so I came up with a system. 153 00:06:47,917 --> 00:06:50,545 And pretty soon half the chicken at Greendale was going out the side door. 154 00:06:52,488 --> 00:06:55,616 Everybody in our crew had a job. T- Bone was the bag man. 155 00:06:55,825 --> 00:06:59,124 He'd move the fingers to a storeroom where two of the girls did the packaging. 156 00:06:59,328 --> 00:07:02,422 We could trust them not to eat the supply because Britta was a vegetarian. 157 00:07:02,632 --> 00:07:05,931 And Shirley figured that if she stole, she'd go to hell. 158 00:07:06,402 --> 00:07:10,463 They'd hand the stuff out the window to Annie. She was the leg man, the distributor. 159 00:07:11,907 --> 00:07:14,671 The crazy thing was, it was their food. 160 00:07:14,877 --> 00:07:18,313 And we were stealing it and giving it back to them like it was a big favor. 161 00:07:18,514 --> 00:07:21,950 Nobody asked any questions, because Pierce's experience as a CEO 162 00:07:22,151 --> 00:07:24,711 had taught him how to keep the wheels from squeaking. 163 00:07:24,920 --> 00:07:26,478 I had it all worked out on a schedule. 164 00:07:26,689 --> 00:07:27,678 You know, I've never been fired. 165 00:07:27,890 --> 00:07:29,755 The minute before you thought about busting us, 166 00:07:29,959 --> 00:07:32,120 that was the minute you had chicken in your hand. 167 00:07:32,328 --> 00:07:34,888 It's just insulting that you're eating his chicken fingers 168 00:07:35,097 --> 00:07:36,655 in front of me. 169 00:07:36,999 --> 00:07:39,661 Everyone had their hand out. Everyone wanted what we had. 170 00:07:39,869 --> 00:07:41,200 Oh. Well, here you go. 171 00:07:43,539 --> 00:07:45,166 And Jeff had the most important job of all. 172 00:07:45,374 --> 00:07:47,501 He was at the top. He was the boss. 173 00:07:47,710 --> 00:07:49,507 He was our leader. 174 00:07:49,712 --> 00:07:51,236 What the hell is going on? 175 00:07:51,447 --> 00:07:53,074 AV kids hooked it up. 176 00:07:53,282 --> 00:07:55,512 Abed supplied the whole department with chicken fingers. 177 00:07:55,718 --> 00:07:58,585 You think that's good, check out my posse and Troy's monkey. 178 00:07:58,788 --> 00:08:01,222 Troy, why do you have a monkey? 179 00:08:01,424 --> 00:08:03,255 It's an animal that looks like a dude. 180 00:08:03,459 --> 00:08:04,687 Why don't I have 10 of them? 181 00:08:04,894 --> 00:08:08,352 Guys, look at what Abed scored for me. 182 00:08:09,699 --> 00:08:10,825 It has a million zippers, 183 00:08:11,033 --> 00:08:13,365 and it was free. 184 00:08:16,372 --> 00:08:18,863 Oh, robot. I am a robot. 185 00:08:19,075 --> 00:08:21,441 I am programmed to love this backpack. 186 00:08:21,644 --> 00:08:22,736 This is insane. 187 00:08:22,945 --> 00:08:26,711 More insane than programming them to replace auto workers? 188 00:08:26,916 --> 00:08:27,974 What? 189 00:08:28,184 --> 00:08:31,620 Okay, okay, if you're not in this study group, please... 190 00:08:32,455 --> 00:08:34,514 No, no. That means you, sexy dreadlocks. 191 00:08:34,724 --> 00:08:36,055 Britta's hairdresser. What? 192 00:08:36,258 --> 00:08:39,386 Pierce's hackneyed entourage. Hackneyed? 193 00:08:39,595 --> 00:08:40,619 You see the turban guy? 194 00:08:40,830 --> 00:08:44,425 Yes, in a '90s ski movie that featured an entourage. 195 00:08:44,633 --> 00:08:46,191 Don't you guys think this is getting out of hand? 196 00:08:46,402 --> 00:08:47,391 We're not gonna get caught. 197 00:08:47,603 --> 00:08:48,695 We have campus security on the take. 198 00:08:48,904 --> 00:08:50,394 Abed's got it all figured out. 199 00:08:51,440 --> 00:08:52,532 Well, that's a relief. Yeah. 200 00:08:52,742 --> 00:08:55,870 It's pretty cool being friends with the biggest man on campus. 201 00:08:56,078 --> 00:08:57,943 Isn't that right, Annie's Boobs? 202 00:08:58,447 --> 00:08:59,675 Please rename that thing. 203 00:08:59,882 --> 00:09:01,907 And this time, not with a contest on Twitter. 204 00:09:02,118 --> 00:09:03,983 It's his Twitter account. He can do what he wants. 205 00:09:04,186 --> 00:09:05,778 They are my body parts. 206 00:09:05,988 --> 00:09:08,582 Know what I don't appreciate? I do not consent to this. 207 00:09:08,791 --> 00:09:11,555 You'll be begging for his company. I own that. 208 00:09:11,761 --> 00:09:14,889 I wouldn't threaten a monkey. They have more lactic acid than us. 209 00:09:16,098 --> 00:09:18,760 Shared my chicken with him. Talk to the backpack. 210 00:09:18,968 --> 00:09:21,493 You're the worst, Annie. Streets ahead. 211 00:09:25,441 --> 00:09:27,466 Now, where's he going? 212 00:09:30,079 --> 00:09:32,172 Line starts behind you. Oh, he's cool. 213 00:09:33,449 --> 00:09:35,041 Six fingers every Wednesday. 214 00:09:35,251 --> 00:09:37,913 Cool. And what can you offer? I have a bicycle. 215 00:09:38,120 --> 00:09:41,578 And I teach beginner's tennis. Cool, okay. 216 00:09:41,791 --> 00:09:45,557 Six fingers Wednesdays, all right. 217 00:09:45,995 --> 00:09:47,189 We'll be in touch, Janel. 218 00:09:47,396 --> 00:09:49,762 Thank you, Abed. You're welcome. 219 00:09:50,366 --> 00:09:52,129 Hey, Jeff. Hey, buddy. 220 00:09:52,835 --> 00:09:56,271 It's quite a setup you got here. Yeah, I'm pretty excited about it. 221 00:09:56,472 --> 00:09:59,373 It turns out everyone has needs and everyone has functions. 222 00:09:59,875 --> 00:10:01,740 Look, I've been thinking. 223 00:10:01,944 --> 00:10:06,040 Maybe I need to hit the big red button and bring an end to this operation. 224 00:10:06,248 --> 00:10:09,479 I mean, it's been fun, but it's out of control now. 225 00:10:09,685 --> 00:10:11,118 Am I right? I don't know. 226 00:10:11,320 --> 00:10:13,015 The entire campus is controlled by our group. 227 00:10:13,222 --> 00:10:16,988 Our group is controlled by chicken, and the chicken is controlled by me. 228 00:10:17,660 --> 00:10:19,150 Float? I'm good. 229 00:10:19,361 --> 00:10:23,354 Abed, the mafia movie is over. I'm not doing a mafia movie. 230 00:10:23,566 --> 00:10:26,967 In fact, I don't need to use movies or TV shows to talk to people anymore. 231 00:10:27,169 --> 00:10:29,831 Before I only needed them because the day-to-day world made no sense to me. 232 00:10:30,039 --> 00:10:32,564 But now, everyone's speaking the same language, chicken. 233 00:10:32,775 --> 00:10:34,709 I understand people and they finally understand me. 234 00:10:34,910 --> 00:10:37,538 Abed, eventually people are gonna get tired of chicken. 235 00:10:37,746 --> 00:10:38,838 I'm tired of chicken. 236 00:10:39,048 --> 00:10:42,211 You're not tired of chicken. You miss the taste of control. 237 00:10:43,152 --> 00:10:44,483 Well, that's crazy. 238 00:10:46,322 --> 00:10:47,346 Is it? 239 00:10:50,960 --> 00:10:52,757 Unfortunately, the very thing that drove you to this dorm room 240 00:10:52,962 --> 00:10:55,089 is what would prevent you from properly running this machine. 241 00:10:55,297 --> 00:10:57,094 Or even being a cog in it, your ego. 242 00:11:00,903 --> 00:11:04,498 I see. I see, this has been about me the whole time. 243 00:11:06,876 --> 00:11:09,208 You want a shot at the Jeff Winger throne? 244 00:11:09,411 --> 00:11:10,878 You better bring a powerful ass. 245 00:11:11,847 --> 00:11:14,577 Oh, and for your information, I don't have an ego. 246 00:11:14,783 --> 00:11:17,513 My Facebook photo is a landscape. 247 00:11:22,892 --> 00:11:24,086 You're the best, Eduardo. 248 00:11:25,895 --> 00:11:27,021 Thank you all for coming. 249 00:11:27,229 --> 00:11:30,289 Can we make this quick? I need to give a banana to Annie's Boobs. 250 00:11:30,499 --> 00:11:32,057 Abed is drunk with chicken power. 251 00:11:32,268 --> 00:11:35,066 He's gone from lovable Johnny Five to evil HAL. 252 00:11:35,271 --> 00:11:36,738 Hal Holb... Not Hal Holbrook. 253 00:11:36,939 --> 00:11:40,204 What are you saying? You all have to stop working for him. 254 00:11:40,409 --> 00:11:43,674 Let this operation dry up and let his wheels spin down. 255 00:11:43,879 --> 00:11:46,814 At which point you would be in charge again, right? 256 00:11:47,016 --> 00:11:48,711 What? This is so sad. 257 00:11:48,918 --> 00:11:51,250 You're jealous of Abed because he's providing for us. 258 00:11:52,454 --> 00:11:55,218 No, I'm concerned about Abed because he won't listen to reason. 259 00:11:55,424 --> 00:11:56,721 Won't listen to your reason. 260 00:11:58,027 --> 00:11:59,619 Why should he? Jeff's so not... 261 00:11:59,828 --> 00:12:01,557 Say, "Streets ahead," and die. 262 00:12:02,798 --> 00:12:04,163 Streets ahead. 263 00:12:04,800 --> 00:12:05,926 You wanna boss me around? 264 00:12:06,135 --> 00:12:08,365 Get me an entourage. Get Troy a monkey. 265 00:12:08,570 --> 00:12:10,561 That's what a real boss does. Yes. 266 00:12:10,773 --> 00:12:13,298 We probably shouldn't even be talking to him without checking with Abed. 267 00:12:13,509 --> 00:12:16,410 I'm already trying him, he's not picking up. What did you do with him? 268 00:12:16,612 --> 00:12:19,581 I don't believe what greedy sellouts you people turned out to be. 269 00:12:19,782 --> 00:12:22,649 I'm not gonna stand and be ignored. Shh. Voicemail. 270 00:12:22,851 --> 00:12:25,615 Hey, Abed, Jeff says you're not listening to him. 271 00:12:25,821 --> 00:12:28,051 Does that mean we shouldn't listen to him either? 272 00:12:28,257 --> 00:12:31,249 Oh, also, should we make special jackets for our crime family? 273 00:12:31,460 --> 00:12:33,792 Like blazers with chicken finger patches. 274 00:12:33,996 --> 00:12:35,623 I don't know, long message, I'm sorry. 275 00:12:35,831 --> 00:12:36,820 That's it. 276 00:12:37,032 --> 00:12:38,329 Oh! Abed. 277 00:12:40,369 --> 00:12:41,700 Look, I'm walking out this door right now. 278 00:12:41,904 --> 00:12:43,303 Okay. Okay, bye. 279 00:12:43,505 --> 00:12:44,836 For real. Good. 280 00:12:45,040 --> 00:12:46,974 I'm not gonna look back. Mm-hm. 281 00:12:47,176 --> 00:12:48,871 Goodbye. Goodbye. 282 00:12:49,078 --> 00:12:51,478 Abed. Hi, hi, yeah. 283 00:12:51,680 --> 00:12:53,272 Anybody need anything? Oh, everything, 284 00:12:53,482 --> 00:12:54,471 you look handsome. 285 00:12:54,683 --> 00:12:57,174 I like everything about you now. You get the message? 286 00:12:57,386 --> 00:12:59,980 I want a new hairdresser though. 287 00:13:03,042 --> 00:13:05,340 Hey. Oh. 288 00:13:11,284 --> 00:13:14,412 How's my hair look? Oh. I like this. 289 00:13:20,326 --> 00:13:22,886 Yeah, I got you fired. 290 00:13:23,096 --> 00:13:26,964 You deserved it. Maybe, maybe not. 291 00:13:27,166 --> 00:13:31,068 The question is, what do they deserve? 292 00:13:37,043 --> 00:13:38,032 Key to the kitchen. 293 00:13:38,244 --> 00:13:42,647 There's a valve on the back of the chicken fryer that's not made anymore. 294 00:13:42,849 --> 00:13:46,080 Now, say someone were to remove it. 295 00:13:46,285 --> 00:13:47,912 The fryer wouldn't work. 296 00:13:50,723 --> 00:13:52,748 Forever. How petty do you think I am? 297 00:13:58,631 --> 00:14:01,156 Jeff leaving the family didn't turn out to be a problem. 298 00:14:01,367 --> 00:14:03,767 Okay, I think we're set for the quiz. 299 00:14:03,970 --> 00:14:05,437 Yep. See you guys in class. 300 00:14:05,638 --> 00:14:06,764 Oh, wait, before you go. 301 00:14:07,173 --> 00:14:08,731 Oh, free notebooks. 302 00:14:09,709 --> 00:14:12,405 But the family's success started to go to their heads. 303 00:14:12,612 --> 00:14:15,080 They didn't have college ruled? No, sorry. 304 00:14:15,648 --> 00:14:17,081 It's okay. 305 00:14:22,155 --> 00:14:23,486 Abed? Yeah? 306 00:14:23,689 --> 00:14:25,680 Can I talk to you for a minute? Sure. 307 00:14:25,892 --> 00:14:27,587 We have a situation. 308 00:14:27,794 --> 00:14:29,193 Hey. Who is this? 309 00:14:29,395 --> 00:14:30,384 It's Travis. 310 00:14:30,596 --> 00:14:32,496 You said you wanted someone in your entourage named Travis. 311 00:14:32,698 --> 00:14:34,461 Show him your license. 312 00:14:35,868 --> 00:14:37,301 Travis is his middle name. 313 00:14:37,503 --> 00:14:39,971 I go by Travis. No, you go by the door. 314 00:14:41,440 --> 00:14:43,203 See you, Travis. 315 00:14:46,512 --> 00:14:47,672 Abed? Yep? 316 00:14:47,880 --> 00:14:49,780 No, no, no. 317 00:14:50,449 --> 00:14:52,041 My monkey hates this caviar. 318 00:14:55,721 --> 00:14:56,847 Troy, isn't that...? 319 00:14:57,056 --> 00:15:00,253 They were spoiled, fat, lazy. 320 00:15:00,459 --> 00:15:03,587 I'd given them everything and somehow I'd lost their respect. 321 00:15:03,796 --> 00:15:05,627 So I did the only thing I could think of. 322 00:15:05,832 --> 00:15:07,823 I did what I thought Jeff would do. 323 00:15:08,034 --> 00:15:09,865 I sent them a message. 324 00:15:21,747 --> 00:15:24,045 Somebody's backpack. 325 00:16:04,724 --> 00:16:06,988 These were the bad times. 326 00:16:11,097 --> 00:16:12,860 There he is. Jeff, Jeff. 327 00:16:13,065 --> 00:16:14,054 Jeff. Jeff. 328 00:16:14,267 --> 00:16:16,394 Jeff, Abed killed my backpack. 329 00:16:16,602 --> 00:16:18,126 I caught him stuffing my man full of chicken. 330 00:16:18,337 --> 00:16:20,635 And Tyler Perry has a series of movies about why that's wrong. 331 00:16:20,840 --> 00:16:22,865 That little Arab is off his rocker. 332 00:16:23,075 --> 00:16:26,704 He released Annie's Boobs. Annie's Boobs could be anywhere. Could be... 333 00:16:26,913 --> 00:16:29,279 We got it. The monkey's name is Annie's Boobs. 334 00:16:29,482 --> 00:16:31,450 Look what Abed did to my hair. 335 00:16:31,651 --> 00:16:34,085 I feel terrible for all of you. 336 00:16:34,287 --> 00:16:36,949 Wait, no, I don't, because I warned you about all this. 337 00:16:37,156 --> 00:16:39,624 You were so high on your backpacks and hairstyles, 338 00:16:39,825 --> 00:16:41,725 you accused me of being jealous. 339 00:16:41,928 --> 00:16:43,486 You were right. But what can we do? 340 00:16:43,696 --> 00:16:46,460 I'm sorry, you brushed over that first part. 341 00:16:46,666 --> 00:16:47,997 Together. 342 00:16:48,200 --> 00:16:51,067 You were right. 343 00:16:51,270 --> 00:16:53,932 Now, what you can do is go home and write that on your bathroom mirror. 344 00:16:54,140 --> 00:16:56,301 Wouldn't that make it seem like I was right? 345 00:16:56,509 --> 00:16:58,340 Yeah. I don't have a mirror. 346 00:16:58,544 --> 00:17:00,341 It's not reversed because you're the... 347 00:17:00,546 --> 00:17:03,606 You'd have the mirror behind you. And I would like... 348 00:17:06,218 --> 00:17:10,245 As for Abed, for his sake I guess I'll have to take him out. 349 00:17:11,524 --> 00:17:15,221 Poor little guy. Oh, good, that's nice. 350 00:17:33,079 --> 00:17:34,512 Abed. 351 00:17:36,082 --> 00:17:39,279 What are you doing? Making Tater Tots. 352 00:17:39,485 --> 00:17:42,215 You were right, people got sick of chicken, but I was close. 353 00:17:42,421 --> 00:17:43,888 I just need a new food, a new system. 354 00:17:44,090 --> 00:17:46,285 I'm gonna experiment with jalapeņo poppers next, and then Zucchini Zircles. 355 00:17:46,492 --> 00:17:48,460 I don't get it. It's not that complicated, Jeff. 356 00:17:48,661 --> 00:17:50,356 They replaced the C in circle with a Z for zucchini. 357 00:17:50,563 --> 00:17:52,827 No, no, I mean, why are you here? 358 00:17:53,032 --> 00:17:54,966 You said you were close? 359 00:17:58,170 --> 00:17:59,501 What were you close to? 360 00:18:02,041 --> 00:18:03,201 To the group? 361 00:18:05,077 --> 00:18:07,307 To people? Don't do a special episode about me. 362 00:18:07,513 --> 00:18:08,673 Oh. I wouldn't dream of it. 363 00:18:11,183 --> 00:18:13,276 Everyone else needs my help. 364 00:18:13,652 --> 00:18:17,383 That's what people don't get, is that they need to get me. 365 00:18:18,791 --> 00:18:22,784 I just need to be able to connect to people like you can, and then I can make everyone happy. 366 00:18:27,500 --> 00:18:30,765 Do you know why I'm here? You got caught with a fake degree. 367 00:18:30,970 --> 00:18:33,268 By the way, they started using that on Law & Order. 368 00:18:33,472 --> 00:18:35,030 Total rip off. 369 00:18:35,241 --> 00:18:37,709 I'm here to dismantle the fryer. 370 00:18:38,277 --> 00:18:40,871 To cut your power off at its source. 371 00:18:42,448 --> 00:18:43,710 Don't you see what happened? 372 00:18:43,916 --> 00:18:46,646 I manipulated the group into getting you the fry cook job 373 00:18:46,852 --> 00:18:48,911 so I could have some chicken. 374 00:18:49,121 --> 00:18:52,454 And you turned it all into a way to make everyone like you. 375 00:18:53,492 --> 00:18:57,121 Made me ashamed of myself, made me jealous. 376 00:18:57,329 --> 00:18:58,921 Maybe this is a special episode. 377 00:18:59,131 --> 00:19:01,497 It's pretty alarming behavior, Jeff. Yeah. 378 00:19:01,700 --> 00:19:04,635 There's specialists you could talk to. Maybe I should do that. 379 00:19:05,971 --> 00:19:08,303 In the meantime, let's make a deal. 380 00:19:09,241 --> 00:19:12,768 I'll help you connect with people, and you help me do a better job with them. 381 00:19:12,978 --> 00:19:14,536 Like Knight Rider. Exactly. 382 00:19:14,747 --> 00:19:16,908 Like Knight Rider. Deal. 383 00:19:17,583 --> 00:19:19,881 I'll put on a leather jacket and make out with an aerobics instructor. 384 00:19:20,086 --> 00:19:24,216 You pull around front and comedically startle passers-by with your ability to talk. 385 00:19:24,423 --> 00:19:26,789 Maybe we should just stay here and have a plate of chicken fingers. 386 00:19:27,259 --> 00:19:28,658 Cool. 387 00:19:29,095 --> 00:19:31,290 Can we eat them while sitting on a table like in Sixteen Candles? 388 00:19:31,497 --> 00:19:32,828 Pick one reference, Abed. 389 00:19:33,299 --> 00:19:34,561 Sixteen Candles. 390 00:19:35,968 --> 00:19:37,526 And just like that, the mafia movie was over. 391 00:19:37,736 --> 00:19:39,931 I quit the fry cook job, somewhat for the sake of the family, 392 00:19:40,139 --> 00:19:44,007 but mostly for the sake of Jeff's ego, poor guy. 393 00:19:45,911 --> 00:19:47,173 Things went back to normal. 394 00:19:47,379 --> 00:19:49,404 Everyone's back to being a bunch of regular schnooks. 395 00:19:49,615 --> 00:19:51,480 And I'm back to being a weirdo. 396 00:19:51,684 --> 00:19:55,313 Back to watching from the outside for now. 397 00:19:55,855 --> 00:19:58,085 There's still not enough chicken fingers. 398 00:19:58,290 --> 00:20:00,451 No way, no seriously. What? 399 00:20:00,659 --> 00:20:04,356 As soon as our family moved out, a new syndicate moved in to take its place. 400 00:20:04,563 --> 00:20:07,225 But you know what they'll never make a replacement for? 401 00:20:09,168 --> 00:20:10,692 Friends. 402 00:20:12,304 --> 00:20:14,067 Okay, thank you. That's great, Abed. 403 00:20:14,273 --> 00:20:16,503 But could you just answer the question? 404 00:20:16,709 --> 00:20:17,971 What was it? 405 00:20:18,177 --> 00:20:21,169 Do you know who might have stolen a box of hairnets from the kitchen? 406 00:20:21,747 --> 00:20:25,444 Someone with hair. I'm gonna write that down. 407 00:20:29,592 --> 00:20:30,786 Ready? 408 00:20:33,095 --> 00:20:34,687 Oh, that's nice. Never been done. 409 00:20:34,897 --> 00:20:37,457 Here I come. Back up the same staircase. 410 00:20:37,666 --> 00:20:40,100 It's good. Double escalator. 411 00:20:42,238 --> 00:20:45,435 Wow. I haven't seen that before. How did you think of that? 412 00:20:46,509 --> 00:20:48,875 And now for our signature trick. Awesome elevator. 413 00:20:49,078 --> 00:20:50,067 No. I can't do it. 414 00:20:50,279 --> 00:20:52,042 I got babies. I gotta get home. 415 00:20:52,248 --> 00:20:53,715 It's their loss. Yeah. 416 00:21:04,994 --> 00:21:07,360 That was awesome. Yeah.