1 00:00:00,020 --> 00:00:01,683 Previously on Desperate Housewives... 2 00:00:01,723 --> 00:00:04,119 Mike's plan to propose to Susan... 3 00:00:04,198 --> 00:00:05,899 These things don't belong to Jane. 4 00:00:05,900 --> 00:00:06,999 "Mike Delfino." 5 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:08,870 Was a surprise to Ian. 6 00:00:09,802 --> 00:00:11,268 Monique was murdered... 7 00:00:11,269 --> 00:00:12,346 There's been an accident. 8 00:00:12,359 --> 00:00:14,600 -And Orson... -Don't forget your wrench. 9 00:00:14,957 --> 00:00:16,300 Passed the blame. 10 00:00:16,807 --> 00:00:18,650 A connection was made... 11 00:00:21,243 --> 00:00:22,909 A heart was broken... 12 00:00:23,446 --> 00:00:26,510 And Bree buried her husband Rex. 13 00:00:34,602 --> 00:00:37,327 My name is Rex Van De Kamp. 14 00:00:37,729 --> 00:00:40,050 I always hated cemeteries when I was alive. 15 00:00:40,706 --> 00:00:43,400 Now that I'm dead, I like 'em even less. 16 00:00:46,365 --> 00:00:47,751 Here's where I used to live. 17 00:00:47,815 --> 00:00:49,833 A whole lot nicer, don't you think? 18 00:00:51,566 --> 00:00:53,700 The place hasn't changed much since I left, 19 00:00:53,805 --> 00:00:55,851 as tasteful and tidy as ever. 20 00:00:56,258 --> 00:00:57,800 Everything perfect... 21 00:00:58,108 --> 00:00:59,700 at least on the surface. 22 00:01:00,067 --> 00:01:01,630 My family was the same way. 23 00:01:03,375 --> 00:01:04,303 Look at us. 24 00:01:04,345 --> 00:01:07,401 You'd never guess how ticked off we all were the day this was taken, 25 00:01:07,786 --> 00:01:10,311 but that was the thing about us Van De Kamps. 26 00:01:10,326 --> 00:01:11,402 To really fit in, 27 00:01:11,506 --> 00:01:14,400 you had to have a smile that gave away nothing. 28 00:01:17,955 --> 00:01:19,362 Like my son Andrew. 29 00:01:19,676 --> 00:01:22,621 To look at him, you'd never know he spent six months on the streets 30 00:01:22,627 --> 00:01:25,993 supporting himself with panhandling and light prostitution. 31 00:01:26,836 --> 00:01:28,303 Or my daughter Danielle. 32 00:01:28,756 --> 00:01:30,180 Does she look like the kind of girl 33 00:01:30,187 --> 00:01:32,490 who'd seduce her middle-aged History teacher? 34 00:01:33,666 --> 00:01:35,700 I mean, they're my kids, and I love 'em, 35 00:01:36,305 --> 00:01:38,203 but I'm pretty darn relieved to be dead. 36 00:01:40,305 --> 00:01:42,501 Here's the clown Bree replaced me with, 37 00:01:43,306 --> 00:01:44,202 Orson. 38 00:01:45,276 --> 00:01:46,342 I don't mind saying, 39 00:01:46,347 --> 00:01:48,503 he's creeped me out right from the get-go. 40 00:01:52,908 --> 00:01:55,300 To me, he always has the shifty look of a guy 41 00:01:55,307 --> 00:01:57,351 who knows where the bodies are buried... 44 00:02:02,607 --> 00:02:04,801 But Bree thinks he's sir Galahad. 45 00:02:05,746 --> 00:02:06,971 The kids like him. 46 00:02:09,287 --> 00:02:10,471 And all my friends... 47 00:02:11,825 --> 00:02:13,231 now his friends. 48 00:02:13,948 --> 00:02:16,660 So it pleases me to know that at least one of my old neighbors 49 00:02:17,606 --> 00:02:19,272 sees right through the guy. 50 00:02:20,205 --> 00:02:23,003 Mike, you just missed Bree. 51 00:02:23,055 --> 00:02:24,601 She's off to see her folks, 52 00:02:24,606 --> 00:02:26,701 and then we're finally taking our honeymoon. 53 00:02:27,407 --> 00:02:29,903 Yeah, not a bad time for you to leave town, is it? 54 00:02:30,745 --> 00:02:32,203 Well, I don't follow you. 55 00:02:32,958 --> 00:02:35,702 I just keep thinking about that night at Monique's place. 56 00:02:35,807 --> 00:02:37,901 How you made sure I left with my wrench. 57 00:02:38,606 --> 00:02:39,901 The one with her blood on it. 58 00:02:40,106 --> 00:02:41,902 Well, it was your wrench. 59 00:02:43,367 --> 00:02:44,950 Why are you rehashing this? 60 00:02:45,308 --> 00:02:47,572 My ex-wife confessed in her suicide note. 61 00:02:47,576 --> 00:02:48,862 The case is closed. 62 00:02:49,557 --> 00:02:50,721 Maybe it shouldn't be. 63 00:02:52,407 --> 00:02:53,802 What do you think the police would say 64 00:02:54,206 --> 00:02:55,950 if they knew you were there that night? 65 00:02:56,868 --> 00:02:57,702 What do you think they'd say 66 00:02:57,806 --> 00:02:59,372 if they knew you threw me off a roof? 67 00:03:02,706 --> 00:03:03,700 Oh, Mike. 68 00:03:04,708 --> 00:03:06,900 We could make so much trouble for each other, 69 00:03:07,706 --> 00:03:09,680 or we can forget what we think we know 70 00:03:09,687 --> 00:03:11,503 and be good neighbors. 71 00:03:13,707 --> 00:03:14,600 Your call. 72 00:03:18,437 --> 00:03:21,303 No, Orson Hodge isn't exactly the guy 73 00:03:21,307 --> 00:03:22,842 I'd have picked to head my family, 74 00:03:23,807 --> 00:03:25,102 but I'll give him one thing... 75 00:03:26,807 --> 00:03:29,333 He's got the smile down cold. 76 00:03:34,115 --> 00:03:42,113 By Tyno, Wisteria Team Transcript by FRM 77 00:03:50,175 --> 00:04:01,072 Forom.com & DHsubs.free.fr 78 00:04:13,207 --> 00:04:15,631 Take a drive down any street in suburbia. 79 00:04:16,045 --> 00:04:17,210 You know what you're gonna see? 80 00:04:18,266 --> 00:04:19,500 Desperate women. 81 00:04:20,406 --> 00:04:21,223 That's right. 82 00:04:21,807 --> 00:04:24,450 One unhappy housewife after another, 83 00:04:25,868 --> 00:04:27,862 each completely miserable... 84 00:04:29,605 --> 00:04:31,601 in her own unique way. 85 00:04:32,855 --> 00:04:34,303 But I don't want to talk about them. 86 00:04:34,966 --> 00:04:37,702 No, I want to talk about their men 87 00:04:38,308 --> 00:04:39,690 and what happens to a guy 88 00:04:39,706 --> 00:04:43,103 when that special lady in his life starts to lose it. 89 00:04:44,505 --> 00:04:46,141 Like my friend Carlos. 90 00:04:47,006 --> 00:04:48,350 He used to have it all. 91 00:04:48,807 --> 00:04:50,803 Hot wife, tons of dough, 92 00:04:50,868 --> 00:04:52,400 then bam! 93 00:04:53,336 --> 00:04:55,663 She gets a divorce, and he gets stuck with the bill. 94 00:04:57,008 --> 00:04:58,580 But does he sit around and complain 95 00:04:58,606 --> 00:05:00,140 like your average hausfrau? 96 00:05:00,506 --> 00:05:01,500 No, sir. 97 00:05:02,408 --> 00:05:04,220 He finds creative ways 98 00:05:04,226 --> 00:05:06,200 to get what you can out of life. 99 00:05:10,558 --> 00:05:12,511 Hey, bro! Where you off to? 100 00:05:12,515 --> 00:05:13,593 Oh, the hospital called. 101 00:05:13,606 --> 00:05:15,710 They found the stuff I had on me the night of the accident. 102 00:05:17,126 --> 00:05:19,421 Coma, murder rap. You've had a tough year, buddy. 103 00:05:19,735 --> 00:05:21,803 You know what you need? Some pampering. 104 00:05:22,505 --> 00:05:24,060 Tomorrow you're checking in to a nice hotel. 105 00:05:24,066 --> 00:05:25,810 Room service, jacuzzi, my treat. 106 00:05:26,618 --> 00:05:28,022 You trying to get me out of the house? 107 00:05:28,968 --> 00:05:31,272 Mike, why would I... Okay, there's this girl. 108 00:05:31,436 --> 00:05:32,262 I knew it. 109 00:05:32,577 --> 00:05:34,361 Dude, she's a dancer, 110 00:05:35,148 --> 00:05:37,372 and if her online profile's any indication, 111 00:05:37,375 --> 00:05:39,870 she's a complete freak. We're talking serious Daddy issues. 112 00:05:39,875 --> 00:05:41,810 Look, I'll stay in my room. You'll never hear me. 113 00:05:42,108 --> 00:05:43,552 Yeah, but you'll hear me. 114 00:05:43,985 --> 00:05:47,072 I'm kind of exuberant by nature, and when I haven't had it in a while, 115 00:05:47,087 --> 00:05:48,933 I kind of do this shrieking thing that, I mean, is kinda... 116 00:05:48,936 --> 00:05:51,700 Okay. All right, I'll go. Just stop talking. 117 00:05:51,708 --> 00:05:54,360 Thanks, pal. I wouldn't want it to put a weird spin on our friendship. 118 00:05:54,407 --> 00:05:55,331 Too late. 119 00:05:58,407 --> 00:05:59,841 This is my friend Tom. 120 00:06:00,406 --> 00:06:02,570 Have you heard what he's been up to lately? 121 00:06:04,526 --> 00:06:07,192 This silly bastard opened up his own pizza place. 122 00:06:07,606 --> 00:06:09,720 He thought that if he was his own boss, 123 00:06:09,768 --> 00:06:11,990 he could sleep in as late as he wanted, 124 00:06:13,408 --> 00:06:16,371 but the problem with that logic is that married guys... 125 00:06:16,376 --> 00:06:18,000 Hey. It's after 9:00. 126 00:06:18,326 --> 00:06:20,502 Come on, Thomasina, it's time to get up. 127 00:06:20,706 --> 00:06:22,302 Are never their own boss. 128 00:06:23,436 --> 00:06:25,041 Are you as tired as I am? 129 00:06:25,118 --> 00:06:28,641 More, but I'm tougher, and I complain less. 130 00:06:29,285 --> 00:06:31,702 Not when you give birth, and you do that a lot. 131 00:06:31,905 --> 00:06:32,882 Yeah? 132 00:06:33,706 --> 00:06:36,741 Before I forget, you got a call from Chez Nous 133 00:06:36,746 --> 00:06:40,160 confirming your reservation for our anniversary. 134 00:06:40,426 --> 00:06:42,732 You heard that? I wanted that to be a surprise. 135 00:06:42,807 --> 00:06:45,163 Well, we've been going there for the last seven years. 136 00:06:45,208 --> 00:06:46,732 It's not exactly a surprise. 137 00:06:47,566 --> 00:06:49,682 Anyway, I hope you don't mind, 138 00:06:50,708 --> 00:06:51,600 but I canceled. 139 00:06:53,848 --> 00:06:55,611 You canceled? Why? 140 00:06:55,935 --> 00:06:59,342 Honestly, I just don't feel up to going out this year. 141 00:06:59,355 --> 00:07:01,913 But it's our anniversary. It's our ninth anniversary. 142 00:07:01,947 --> 00:07:03,093 Come on. The "big nine." 143 00:07:03,308 --> 00:07:06,800 That's a year longer than my Mom said we would be married. 144 00:07:06,803 --> 00:07:09,659 Come on. We gotta party down. 145 00:07:10,696 --> 00:07:11,890 I'm exhausted. 146 00:07:12,752 --> 00:07:17,127 Honestly, all I wanna do is pawn the kids off on somebody else, 147 00:07:17,149 --> 00:07:19,510 take a long bath and be in bed by 8:00. 148 00:07:21,617 --> 00:07:22,403 Okay. 149 00:07:22,445 --> 00:07:23,480 Oh, thank you. 150 00:07:23,945 --> 00:07:25,081 Thank you. Thank you. 151 00:07:28,337 --> 00:07:29,003 Hold it. 152 00:07:30,776 --> 00:07:31,901 What about my sex? 153 00:07:32,667 --> 00:07:34,201 I always get sex on our anniversary. 154 00:07:34,577 --> 00:07:36,733 We can still have sex. Just try not to wake me. 155 00:07:42,395 --> 00:07:43,971 This is Ian. 156 00:07:44,427 --> 00:07:45,661 Don't really know the guy, 157 00:07:45,665 --> 00:07:47,803 but Susan Mayer seems to like him. 158 00:07:49,488 --> 00:07:51,730 The other night, he surprised her with a proposal. 159 00:07:52,355 --> 00:07:55,303 She said yes, but he's still a little skittish 160 00:07:55,958 --> 00:07:57,383 about the competition. 161 00:07:58,647 --> 00:08:01,001 But Ian knows that if love is war... 162 00:08:01,016 --> 00:08:03,620 Hey. Where were you off to so early this morning? 163 00:08:03,708 --> 00:08:06,802 Sometimes you gotta bring out the big artillery. 164 00:08:09,816 --> 00:08:11,280 I should have had it when I proposed. 165 00:08:11,285 --> 00:08:12,881 It's not very good form, I know. 166 00:08:14,346 --> 00:08:17,402 Ian, oh, you can't be serious. 167 00:08:17,808 --> 00:08:19,502 Oh, that's just... too much. 168 00:08:19,506 --> 00:08:20,370 It's huge. 169 00:08:20,417 --> 00:08:21,871 Well, we could go smaller. 170 00:08:22,218 --> 00:08:24,652 Oh, no. No one's saying smaller. No, that's crazy talk. 171 00:08:29,346 --> 00:08:30,203 Rock me. 172 00:08:34,728 --> 00:08:37,501 Oh, my! Oh, it's so beautiful! 173 00:08:39,395 --> 00:08:40,900 Oh, okay. Okay, nobody move. 174 00:08:45,415 --> 00:08:46,282 I got it. 175 00:08:46,397 --> 00:08:47,851 I knew I should have measured your finger. 176 00:08:47,857 --> 00:08:49,903 No, it's okay. I can get it resized. 177 00:08:50,607 --> 00:08:52,191 You should go to the jeweler's right now, 178 00:08:52,208 --> 00:08:54,923 and when you get back, we can go and look at some places for the reception. 179 00:08:55,145 --> 00:08:55,943 Reception? 180 00:08:55,945 --> 00:08:58,433 Yes, I was hoping we could pull this together for next month. 181 00:08:59,058 --> 00:09:01,361 What's the rush? Am I pregnant? 182 00:09:01,406 --> 00:09:02,193 Of course not. 183 00:09:02,206 --> 00:09:04,902 I just, well, I just can't wait to be married to you. 184 00:09:05,077 --> 00:09:05,901 Are you sure? 185 00:09:06,266 --> 00:09:07,752 'Cause you seem a little anxious. 186 00:09:08,787 --> 00:09:10,853 What would I have to be anxious about? 187 00:09:16,277 --> 00:09:17,583 Again, sorry for the mix-up. 188 00:09:17,637 --> 00:09:19,040 If you could just sign right here... 189 00:09:19,537 --> 00:09:20,930 I don't remember this. 190 00:09:21,385 --> 00:09:22,392 You sure that's mine? 191 00:09:22,435 --> 00:09:24,221 It was on you the night you were admitted. 192 00:09:24,427 --> 00:09:25,523 I got hit by a car. 193 00:09:26,206 --> 00:09:28,012 I don't remember anything about that night. 194 00:09:28,507 --> 00:09:30,721 Well, it looks like you were gonna propose to someone. 195 00:09:33,507 --> 00:09:35,331 "Susan, be mine forever. Mike." 196 00:09:38,577 --> 00:09:39,580 Does that ring a bell? 197 00:09:45,006 --> 00:09:45,943 Sure does. 198 00:09:48,288 --> 00:09:49,423 Hey, Carlos. 199 00:09:51,676 --> 00:09:52,392 Hi. 200 00:09:52,735 --> 00:09:53,872 I have a little visitor 201 00:09:53,876 --> 00:09:55,702 that I thought you might get a kick out of seeing. 202 00:09:56,366 --> 00:09:57,522 Remember my little boy? 203 00:09:58,307 --> 00:10:01,401 Hey, Travers. How you doing? Put her there. 204 00:10:02,095 --> 00:10:03,172 I'm Carlos Solis. 205 00:10:03,387 --> 00:10:05,501 I think you came by my house one time trick-or-treating. 206 00:10:05,757 --> 00:10:08,502 I remember. You gave me a protein bar. 207 00:10:09,025 --> 00:10:09,830 Right. 208 00:10:10,507 --> 00:10:13,100 Sorry. My wife forgot to buy candy. 209 00:10:14,307 --> 00:10:16,321 Hey, is that football I hear? 210 00:10:16,617 --> 00:10:17,612 Go on. Check it out. 211 00:10:19,668 --> 00:10:21,190 I didn't know your son was coming for a visit. 212 00:10:21,586 --> 00:10:22,662 Neither did I. 213 00:10:27,698 --> 00:10:30,702 His father just dumped him here for four weeks 214 00:10:30,738 --> 00:10:33,893 so he could jet off with his doctors without borders buddies 215 00:10:33,905 --> 00:10:36,101 and fix cleft palates in Kenya. 216 00:10:36,146 --> 00:10:37,801 Selfish son of a bitch. 217 00:10:38,087 --> 00:10:39,443 Come on. I mean, you barely even see him. 218 00:10:39,446 --> 00:10:41,362 It'll be fun. A chance to bond. 219 00:10:41,708 --> 00:10:44,112 Yeah, that's true, but, um... 220 00:10:44,787 --> 00:10:47,013 I have this major party tonight, 221 00:10:47,487 --> 00:10:51,111 and I was wondering if maybe you could just keep an eye on him for a few hours. 222 00:10:51,465 --> 00:10:53,041 Sorry. I can't tonight. 223 00:10:53,128 --> 00:10:55,111 Come on! You love kids. 224 00:10:55,116 --> 00:10:56,692 I mean, didn't you rent that chinese chick 225 00:10:56,698 --> 00:10:58,163 so that you could have one of your own? 226 00:10:58,436 --> 00:10:59,672 I have a date, too, 227 00:10:59,745 --> 00:11:02,201 with a chick so hot I had to turn off the smoke alarms in my house. 228 00:11:03,508 --> 00:11:04,292 Fine. 229 00:11:05,227 --> 00:11:07,022 Travers, come on. Let's go. 230 00:11:09,428 --> 00:11:12,072 This isn't a child-friendly house. 231 00:11:15,745 --> 00:11:16,600 Bye, Travers. 232 00:11:28,656 --> 00:11:29,902 Wow, she's a looker. 233 00:11:30,008 --> 00:11:30,900 I'll say. 234 00:11:33,517 --> 00:11:35,111 Hey, what time's that fund-raiser? 235 00:11:35,115 --> 00:11:36,121 You got an hour. 236 00:11:37,107 --> 00:11:37,903 Well, then... 237 00:11:38,448 --> 00:11:39,710 Let's have a little fun. 238 00:11:53,506 --> 00:11:54,732 Look what you did! 239 00:11:54,775 --> 00:11:56,682 Don't yell at me. I'm just a passenger. 240 00:11:56,808 --> 00:11:58,191 Well, your driver's an idiot! 241 00:11:58,207 --> 00:11:59,702 Hey, it's not Clyde's fault. 242 00:11:59,708 --> 00:12:02,560 I mean, what man wouldn't be distracted by such beauty? 243 00:12:03,308 --> 00:12:04,610 Now you're hitting on me? 244 00:12:06,208 --> 00:12:07,843 I was talking about the car. 245 00:12:08,986 --> 00:12:10,562 Well, good. I'm glad you like it, 246 00:12:10,565 --> 00:12:12,001 'cause you're gonna pay to fix this. 247 00:12:12,106 --> 00:12:14,302 Of course. $5,000 cover it? 248 00:12:15,258 --> 00:12:16,140 Five? 249 00:12:17,285 --> 00:12:19,301 Well, sure, I guess. 250 00:12:19,636 --> 00:12:21,402 I'd rather not file an insurance claim. 251 00:12:21,726 --> 00:12:23,912 My opponent could find out and try to make me look bad. 252 00:12:24,035 --> 00:12:24,880 Opponent? 253 00:12:24,885 --> 00:12:26,501 Oh, well, I guess you don't read the papers. 254 00:12:26,687 --> 00:12:28,803 I'm running for mayor. My name's Victor Lang, 255 00:12:29,387 --> 00:12:30,791 and I hope I can count on your vote. 256 00:12:32,846 --> 00:12:34,592 I think I'd rather vote for the other guy. 257 00:12:34,856 --> 00:12:36,443 You know, the one who didn't wreck my car? 258 00:12:43,468 --> 00:12:44,770 you're off your game. 259 00:12:44,958 --> 00:12:46,052 You didn't even get a phone number. 260 00:12:46,207 --> 00:12:48,101 Oh, don't worry. I'll be seeing her again. 261 00:12:48,568 --> 00:12:50,032 How can you be so sure? 262 00:12:50,877 --> 00:12:51,992 I didn't sign the check. 263 00:13:04,607 --> 00:13:05,660 What the hell are you doing? 264 00:13:05,917 --> 00:13:06,592 We neeto talk. 265 00:13:06,687 --> 00:13:07,891 No, we don't. Get out. 266 00:13:08,095 --> 00:13:09,490 Please. You won't return my calls. 267 00:13:09,507 --> 00:13:10,403 Well, I've been busy. 268 00:13:10,407 --> 00:13:12,371 Plus, my Mom caught you naked on top of my friend. 269 00:13:14,745 --> 00:13:17,901 Just read this, and if you still don't want to talk to me, 270 00:13:18,446 --> 00:13:19,562 then I'll never bother you again. 271 00:13:21,108 --> 00:13:22,102 Fine, I'll read it, 272 00:13:22,105 --> 00:13:23,781 but only if you get out of the car right now. 273 00:13:24,107 --> 00:13:25,911 Now? But the hot wax is starting. 274 00:13:26,515 --> 00:13:28,082 I know. Ticktock. 275 00:13:41,478 --> 00:13:42,592 You're still in there? 276 00:13:42,796 --> 00:13:44,482 How long does it take to pluck that unibrow? 277 00:13:44,656 --> 00:13:45,673 Leave me alone! 278 00:13:46,218 --> 00:13:48,390 Danielle, I have to be at work in ten minutes. 279 00:13:48,407 --> 00:13:50,473 Now can I please just come in and brush my teeth? 280 00:13:50,807 --> 00:13:53,652 I'm having a really bad day, all right? 281 00:13:53,657 --> 00:13:55,000 Just go away! 282 00:13:55,408 --> 00:13:56,692 I'm gonna have a really bad day, too. 283 00:13:56,708 --> 00:13:59,090 I tend not to get tipped when my breath stinks. 284 00:14:01,767 --> 00:14:02,691 I'm pregnant. 285 00:14:16,108 --> 00:14:17,903 Mike, what are you doing here? 286 00:14:18,008 --> 00:14:21,951 Oh, hey, I'm just selling some old jewelry. 287 00:14:22,137 --> 00:14:23,251 I spoke to my manager. 288 00:14:23,908 --> 00:14:25,710 There's gonna be a charge to remove the inscription, 289 00:14:25,718 --> 00:14:27,912 but we can refund you for the engagement ring. 290 00:14:29,246 --> 00:14:30,302 That'll be fine. 291 00:14:33,468 --> 00:14:34,991 Was that the ring that you bought for... 292 00:14:35,148 --> 00:14:35,821 Yeah. 293 00:14:37,828 --> 00:14:38,632 Can I help you? 294 00:14:40,155 --> 00:14:42,441 Yeah, I have to get this sized. 295 00:14:42,497 --> 00:14:43,603 It's a little loose. 296 00:14:43,705 --> 00:14:44,782 Do you know your size? 297 00:14:44,976 --> 00:14:45,532 No. 298 00:14:47,428 --> 00:14:49,353 Congratulations, by the way. 299 00:14:49,838 --> 00:14:51,510 Ian... seems great. 300 00:14:52,717 --> 00:14:53,402 Thanks. 301 00:14:54,037 --> 00:14:55,542 I can't find my sizer. 302 00:14:56,746 --> 00:14:57,613 Here. 303 00:14:58,717 --> 00:15:00,182 -Try this one. -Oh, no... 304 00:15:03,185 --> 00:15:04,101 How's that fit? 305 00:15:10,625 --> 00:15:11,821 It's perfect. 306 00:15:12,338 --> 00:15:13,052 Great. 307 00:15:19,326 --> 00:15:20,442 Can I have it back now? 308 00:15:22,596 --> 00:15:23,693 Sorry. 309 00:15:33,968 --> 00:15:36,762 Hey, you've got a cousin in the limo business, don't you? 310 00:15:36,946 --> 00:15:40,370 Actually, I've got a cousin In the "limo as a front for prostitution" business. 311 00:15:41,225 --> 00:15:42,431 He's in jail. Why do you ask? 312 00:15:42,598 --> 00:15:45,753 Oh, I'm just planning a big thing for my anniversary. 313 00:15:45,808 --> 00:15:48,132 Aren't you just gonna go to Chez Boring, like you do every year? 314 00:15:48,178 --> 00:15:48,820 No. 315 00:15:50,025 --> 00:15:52,491 Lynette's so over that, she was ready to bag the whole night, 316 00:15:52,497 --> 00:15:54,043 so got me thinking. 317 00:15:55,258 --> 00:15:57,890 Nine years. Time to shake things up. 318 00:15:58,475 --> 00:16:01,540 Now I'm planning the greatest anniversary of all time. 319 00:16:04,025 --> 00:16:04,830 Check this out. 320 00:16:05,807 --> 00:16:08,063 Lynette's gonna open the door to find a limo driver 321 00:16:08,065 --> 00:16:09,820 with a dozen roses and a card. 322 00:16:10,058 --> 00:16:12,983 The card is gonna tell her to go with the guy, 323 00:16:13,558 --> 00:16:15,003 not ask any questions. 324 00:16:15,365 --> 00:16:16,830 He'll drive her out to the country. 325 00:16:16,937 --> 00:16:18,072 He'll drop her off, 326 00:16:19,007 --> 00:16:20,452 Then drive away. 327 00:16:20,957 --> 00:16:23,131 Just as she is starting to freak out, 328 00:16:23,588 --> 00:16:25,932 I show up in a horse-drawn carriage, 329 00:16:27,508 --> 00:16:29,302 which takes us up to Whitman's bluff, 330 00:16:29,345 --> 00:16:30,601 where we eat a catered dinner, 331 00:16:30,955 --> 00:16:32,633 listen to a professional violinist. 332 00:16:34,306 --> 00:16:36,430 Afterwards, when we come home, 333 00:16:37,026 --> 00:16:39,080 I'm sure Lynette will think of a way to thank me. 334 00:16:41,576 --> 00:16:43,382 You're one romantic son of a bitch. 335 00:16:44,576 --> 00:16:45,762 I have my moments. 336 00:16:47,606 --> 00:16:50,270 Of course I'm not questioning mayor Johnson's family values. 337 00:16:50,295 --> 00:16:52,631 I'm sure they're what prompted him to put his sisters, brother-in-law 338 00:16:52,638 --> 00:16:54,361 and six of his cousins on the city payroll. 339 00:16:59,498 --> 00:17:02,000 Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to cut this interview short. 340 00:17:02,058 --> 00:17:04,720 I have some very important business to attend to. 341 00:17:05,867 --> 00:17:06,940 Ms. Solis, 342 00:17:07,708 --> 00:17:08,933 What a nice surprise. 343 00:17:09,817 --> 00:17:11,883 Are you here to make a contribution to my campaign? 344 00:17:12,146 --> 00:17:13,162 Not exactly. 345 00:17:14,428 --> 00:17:16,662 Oh, no. Did I forget to s... 346 00:17:17,287 --> 00:17:18,290 I'm so sorry. 347 00:17:19,796 --> 00:17:20,723 Let me make it up to you. 348 00:17:21,005 --> 00:17:22,060 I'll take you to dinner. My treat. 349 00:17:22,077 --> 00:17:24,300 It would be your treat. I'm a hot date. 350 00:17:24,595 --> 00:17:25,652 What's in it for me? 351 00:17:26,876 --> 00:17:28,900 Well, I have, uh, "an ingratiating wit, 352 00:17:29,706 --> 00:17:30,872 trustworthy smile," 353 00:17:31,377 --> 00:17:32,741 According to the "Plainview Herald." 354 00:17:33,296 --> 00:17:34,742 Yeah. Check, please. 355 00:17:38,325 --> 00:17:40,611 My family also owns Lang Enterprises. 356 00:17:42,398 --> 00:17:43,602 Dad's worth a... 357 00:17:44,177 --> 00:17:45,181 few hundred mil. 358 00:17:48,848 --> 00:17:50,442 Well, a girl's gotta eat. 359 00:17:53,128 --> 00:17:55,241 Great. I'll take you to Cucina. 360 00:17:55,658 --> 00:17:56,940 There's no place harder to get into. 361 00:17:58,305 --> 00:17:59,572 That's what you think. 362 00:18:03,158 --> 00:18:05,702 Mike, this is completely unnecessary. 363 00:18:05,765 --> 00:18:07,750 My paying for your lawyer was a favor. 364 00:18:07,916 --> 00:18:08,742 It wasn't a loan. 365 00:18:08,797 --> 00:18:11,301 I appreciate it, but I just don't like to owe anybody. 366 00:18:11,305 --> 00:18:13,371 Well, I just don't want you to have any trouble 367 00:18:13,378 --> 00:18:14,602 getting back on your feet. 368 00:18:14,708 --> 00:18:17,002 No, it's fine. I had a windfall. 369 00:18:17,385 --> 00:18:18,853 The hospital gave me back 370 00:18:18,858 --> 00:18:20,962 an engagement ring I didn't even know I had. 371 00:18:21,096 --> 00:18:22,602 Oh, really? So you sold it? 372 00:18:23,088 --> 00:18:25,340 You should have kept it till the right girl comes along. 373 00:18:26,386 --> 00:18:27,230 Well, I... 374 00:18:27,665 --> 00:18:29,243 couldn't give this ring to just anyone. 375 00:18:29,735 --> 00:18:31,701 Oh, right, the, um, the inscription. 376 00:18:36,795 --> 00:18:38,043 How'd you know it was inscribed? 377 00:18:38,855 --> 00:18:41,603 Well, isn't that the custom? I just assumed it was. 378 00:18:44,877 --> 00:18:47,523 Well, listen, I've got to get some fresh rags. 379 00:18:47,777 --> 00:18:49,553 Thanks for the check. I'll see you around. 380 00:18:54,618 --> 00:18:55,882 Oh, you can count on it. 381 00:18:57,735 --> 00:18:59,040 -Are you sure? -Yes. 382 00:18:59,635 --> 00:19:01,463 I peed on five different sticks. 383 00:19:02,986 --> 00:19:05,303 Would you put that burrito away? It's making me nauseous. 384 00:19:05,675 --> 00:19:06,693 Join the club. 385 00:19:07,497 --> 00:19:09,893 Look, I know your parents are religious, but I know this clinic. 386 00:19:09,915 --> 00:19:11,201 Absotely not! 387 00:19:11,408 --> 00:19:12,750 So what other choice do we have? 388 00:19:12,785 --> 00:19:15,000 Well, gee, you could, like, uh, marry me? 389 00:19:15,158 --> 00:19:17,431 Marry you?! I can't stand you. 390 00:19:17,936 --> 00:19:20,023 Nice way to talk to the mother of your child! 391 00:19:21,288 --> 00:19:22,160 Oh, God. 392 00:19:22,495 --> 00:19:23,413 Bathroom. 393 00:19:28,318 --> 00:19:28,912 Hey. 394 00:19:29,546 --> 00:19:30,183 Julie. 395 00:19:30,325 --> 00:19:32,232 Hi. Uh, hey. 396 00:19:32,345 --> 00:19:34,101 Your door was open. Can I come in? 397 00:19:36,316 --> 00:19:37,301 What are you doing here? 398 00:19:37,507 --> 00:19:38,542 I read your letter. 399 00:19:41,268 --> 00:19:43,552 I had no idea it would be so sweet. 400 00:19:44,377 --> 00:19:46,042 I could really tell it came from your heart. 401 00:19:48,095 --> 00:19:49,621 I'm embarrassed to admit, I... 402 00:19:50,725 --> 00:19:51,553 cried. 403 00:19:54,455 --> 00:19:57,620 My aunt Edie sort of tied one on last night. 404 00:20:00,347 --> 00:20:02,353 Anyway, I guess what I'm saying is... 405 00:20:04,007 --> 00:20:04,651 Okay. 406 00:20:05,028 --> 00:20:06,153 "Okay"? 407 00:20:07,285 --> 00:20:08,212 We can try again. 408 00:20:08,745 --> 00:20:10,131 Julie, that's great! 409 00:20:10,326 --> 00:20:11,912 And I want to talk about this, 410 00:20:11,938 --> 00:20:13,932 but I just kinda need to take care of my aunt. 411 00:20:14,376 --> 00:20:15,450 Can I call you tomorrow? 412 00:20:15,766 --> 00:20:16,481 Sure. 413 00:20:19,538 --> 00:20:21,010 We're gonna have to take things slow, 414 00:20:21,548 --> 00:20:23,702 'cause it'll be a while before I can trust you again. 415 00:20:26,087 --> 00:20:27,102 I understand. 416 00:20:34,016 --> 00:20:35,760 Thank you, Bruno. The veal was excellent. 417 00:20:36,016 --> 00:20:37,992 -Feel like dessert? -No, thank you. I'm stuffed. 418 00:20:39,045 --> 00:20:40,551 Then let me propose a toast. 419 00:20:41,107 --> 00:20:42,523 To a delightful evening, 420 00:20:42,727 --> 00:20:44,773 and to the happy accident that brought us together. 421 00:20:45,735 --> 00:20:48,201 Victor, you are so full of crap. 422 00:20:48,875 --> 00:20:49,653 What? 423 00:20:50,245 --> 00:20:51,272 There was no accident. 424 00:20:51,277 --> 00:20:53,563 I know you told your chauffeur to ram my car. 425 00:20:54,148 --> 00:20:55,020 Why would I do that? 426 00:20:55,926 --> 00:20:58,493 For the same reason you "forgot" to sign the check. 427 00:20:58,878 --> 00:21:00,492 You've been working me since the second we met, 428 00:21:00,497 --> 00:21:02,383 and I've been on to you every step of the way. 429 00:21:05,257 --> 00:21:06,643 What? What's so funny? 430 00:21:07,055 --> 00:21:08,903 I just called you a manipulative jerk. 431 00:21:09,425 --> 00:21:10,813 I think I underestimated you. 432 00:21:12,457 --> 00:21:15,341 I also think this relationship just got a lot more interesting. 433 00:21:16,017 --> 00:21:18,543 There is no relationship. This is our last date. 434 00:21:18,927 --> 00:21:20,043 You didn't have any fun? 435 00:21:21,077 --> 00:21:22,081 It was okay. 436 00:21:22,318 --> 00:21:25,801 You know, you told a few good jokes. you're sorta charming. 437 00:21:25,998 --> 00:21:28,861 You're not bad-looking. I just think I can do better. 438 00:21:29,208 --> 00:21:31,152 Have you not noticed? I'm a catch. 439 00:21:31,557 --> 00:21:34,211 I have noticed, and I'm throwing you back. 440 00:21:36,005 --> 00:21:37,383 Gaby, let me tell you something. 441 00:21:38,195 --> 00:21:39,300 For my whole life, 442 00:21:39,428 --> 00:21:41,830 whenever I've truly wanted something, 443 00:21:42,408 --> 00:21:43,503 I've always gotten it. 444 00:21:44,168 --> 00:21:47,633 And tonight, right around the time you were calling me a manipulative jerk, 445 00:21:47,888 --> 00:21:51,661 I decided I truly want you. 446 00:21:53,107 --> 00:21:54,163 So brace yourself. 447 00:21:55,006 --> 00:21:56,643 The chase is on. 448 00:21:57,325 --> 00:21:59,353 You can chase me all you want, 449 00:21:59,498 --> 00:22:00,673 But trust me, 450 00:22:01,468 --> 00:22:03,003 I'm way too fast for you. 451 00:22:08,845 --> 00:22:09,623 Bruno... 452 00:22:12,205 --> 00:22:13,353 I'm gonna marry that girl. 453 00:22:18,888 --> 00:22:19,672 Can I just say something? 454 00:22:19,696 --> 00:22:21,502 You are way hotter than your online profile. 455 00:22:21,546 --> 00:22:24,252 So many guys say that. 456 00:22:33,886 --> 00:22:34,750 What's wrong? 457 00:22:35,475 --> 00:22:36,840 Oh, my friend's kid is out there. 458 00:22:41,417 --> 00:22:43,170 Hey, I got an idea. 459 00:22:43,485 --> 00:22:44,953 Let's go upstairs. 460 00:22:55,226 --> 00:22:56,490 I should warn you... 461 00:22:57,156 --> 00:23:00,703 My therapist says I'm sexually compulsive. 462 00:23:01,578 --> 00:23:03,483 This could take hours. 463 00:23:04,195 --> 00:23:06,960 Whatever your issues are, we will work them out together. 464 00:23:14,607 --> 00:23:16,860 It's almost 11:00. What is he doing out therby himself? 465 00:23:17,665 --> 00:23:19,900 I'm sure his folks know he's out there. 466 00:23:21,595 --> 00:23:23,732 Now relax. 467 00:23:33,868 --> 00:23:36,303 I'm so sorry. I will be right back. I promise. 468 00:23:40,455 --> 00:23:41,700 Hey, Travers, what are you doing out here? 469 00:23:41,735 --> 00:23:42,483 Where's your Mom? 470 00:23:42,715 --> 00:23:44,292 She had to go visit a sick friend. 471 00:23:50,428 --> 00:23:51,252 Come on. 472 00:23:52,805 --> 00:23:56,222 No way. I didn't come over here to babysit some little brat. 473 00:23:56,276 --> 00:23:58,391 -He can hear you. -I don't care. 474 00:23:59,977 --> 00:24:02,981 Look, his mother's bound to be home soon, all right? 475 00:24:03,795 --> 00:24:05,741 Then we can pick up where we left off. 476 00:24:06,235 --> 00:24:06,931 Forget it. 477 00:24:07,186 --> 00:24:09,550 I'm officially no longer in the mood. 478 00:24:21,357 --> 00:24:22,801 Sorry I ruined your date. 479 00:24:24,205 --> 00:24:25,243 That's okay. 480 00:24:26,218 --> 00:24:27,603 She was a very bad lady 481 00:24:28,045 --> 00:24:30,453 who wanted to do very, very bad things to me. 482 00:24:34,296 --> 00:24:35,330 Night, Raoul. 483 00:24:53,997 --> 00:24:55,790 -Where the hell have you been? -Oh, I, uh... 484 00:24:57,208 --> 00:24:59,400 ducked out... just for an hour. 485 00:24:59,445 --> 00:25:00,363 That's funny, 486 00:25:00,605 --> 00:25:02,662 'cause I found Travers wandering the streets three hours ago. 487 00:25:02,795 --> 00:25:04,401 Look, he was fine when I left. 488 00:25:04,996 --> 00:25:06,672 I just didn't know he'd go outside. 489 00:25:06,706 --> 00:25:08,302 Yeah, you never know what an 8 year old's gonna do. 490 00:25:08,306 --> 00:25:09,710 That's why you supervise him. 491 00:25:09,906 --> 00:25:13,761 Hey, you don't get to judge me. You don't have a kid. 492 00:25:13,806 --> 00:25:15,023 Well, if I did, 493 00:25:15,066 --> 00:25:17,180 I'd treat him a hell of a lot better than you do. 494 00:25:17,835 --> 00:25:19,472 Thank God he lives with his father. I mean, come on. 495 00:25:19,477 --> 00:25:20,982 What kind of mother are you? 496 00:25:26,008 --> 00:25:27,491 If you are done lecturing me, 497 00:25:27,495 --> 00:25:29,902 I would like my son now. 498 00:25:30,377 --> 00:25:31,412 He's asleep. 499 00:25:32,346 --> 00:25:33,582 Come and get him in the morning... 500 00:25:34,777 --> 00:25:35,782 When you're sober. 501 00:25:45,577 --> 00:25:46,461 Hey, buddy! 502 00:25:47,375 --> 00:25:48,581 Your Mom's here for ya. 503 00:25:51,455 --> 00:25:53,301 I know you think I'm a terrible person. 504 00:25:54,245 --> 00:25:55,263 I never said that. 505 00:25:56,266 --> 00:25:59,103 Terrible mother, terrible person. It's the same thing. 506 00:26:00,345 --> 00:26:02,982 Because no matter what else she does, 507 00:26:04,006 --> 00:26:06,323 if a woman isn't a good mother, she's a failure, right? 508 00:26:12,645 --> 00:26:13,763 Look, um... 509 00:26:15,378 --> 00:26:19,060 When I had Travers, I knew I was in over my head, 510 00:26:19,486 --> 00:26:21,570 and when Charles and I split, I... 511 00:26:23,266 --> 00:26:24,710 I gave him custody. 512 00:26:26,878 --> 00:26:30,020 Because I wanted my son to have the best life possible. 513 00:26:32,798 --> 00:26:34,833 And that doesn't make me a good mother, but... 514 00:26:36,808 --> 00:26:39,171 I like to think it makes me a realistic one. 515 00:26:43,825 --> 00:26:44,730 Hey, Mom. 516 00:26:45,475 --> 00:26:46,592 Hey, champ. 517 00:26:47,517 --> 00:26:48,540 I missed you. 518 00:26:49,408 --> 00:26:50,801 I missed you, too. 519 00:26:51,607 --> 00:26:52,581 Guess what? 520 00:26:53,127 --> 00:26:55,710 I've got so many fun things for you to do today. 521 00:26:56,205 --> 00:26:57,062 Cool. 522 00:26:57,507 --> 00:26:58,562 Thanks for the ice cream. 523 00:26:58,607 --> 00:26:59,590 My pleasure. 524 00:27:00,286 --> 00:27:01,443 I'll see you, little man. 525 00:27:01,905 --> 00:27:02,702 Hey. 526 00:27:04,907 --> 00:27:06,832 Travers said he's staying at least a month. 527 00:27:07,735 --> 00:27:08,420 Yeah. 528 00:27:09,485 --> 00:27:11,881 So if you ever need a babysitter, just yell. 529 00:27:15,556 --> 00:27:16,673 I appreciate that. 530 00:27:21,256 --> 00:27:23,280 Hey! Wait for me! 531 00:27:23,867 --> 00:27:25,500 No, I don't want a viola player. 532 00:27:25,508 --> 00:27:28,161 I asked for a violinist. I don't even know what a viola is. 533 00:27:29,416 --> 00:27:30,620 Oh, it's just a big violin? 534 00:27:31,546 --> 00:27:33,162 Okay. Yeah, sure. 535 00:27:33,468 --> 00:27:34,731 Okay, I'll see you at 8:00. 536 00:27:36,416 --> 00:27:37,183 What was that? 537 00:27:38,597 --> 00:27:41,223 It's just a little surprise, okay? 538 00:27:41,338 --> 00:27:43,830 -Let it go. -"Let it go", that's cute. 539 00:27:45,038 --> 00:27:45,920 Start talkin'. 540 00:27:46,656 --> 00:27:49,080 I planned a little something for our anniversary. 541 00:27:50,168 --> 00:27:52,033 That is all I'm gonna say. 542 00:27:53,018 --> 00:27:55,101 Okay. Okay. Okay. 543 00:27:55,316 --> 00:27:57,970 If we're doing this, I need to buy you something. 544 00:27:58,247 --> 00:27:59,960 What do you want? You don't have to buy me anything. 545 00:28:00,005 --> 00:28:01,551 Well, you didn't have to plan anything, 546 00:28:01,565 --> 00:28:03,673 but you did, even though we had an agreement. 547 00:28:03,936 --> 00:28:05,881 You like ties? You're getting a tie. 548 00:28:06,035 --> 00:28:07,603 What are you getting? 549 00:28:07,608 --> 00:28:10,252 I have been dragging my ass all day, and the only thought 550 00:28:10,257 --> 00:28:12,582 that's kept me going is the hot bath, 551 00:28:12,727 --> 00:28:16,200 and now I have do my hair and shave my legs. 552 00:28:16,236 --> 00:28:17,603 So what do you want to do, Lynette? 553 00:28:17,606 --> 00:28:19,140 Just tell me what you want. 554 00:28:19,148 --> 00:28:20,891 I told you what I want. 555 00:28:21,746 --> 00:28:25,272 Hot bath, bed early, but you choose not to listen. 556 00:28:26,666 --> 00:28:28,780 Well, okay, I guess I can just cancel the whole thing. 557 00:28:28,788 --> 00:28:30,441 You can have your dream evening alone, 558 00:28:30,445 --> 00:28:32,533 and I'll get up a poker game or something. 559 00:28:32,636 --> 00:28:33,770 Thank you. 560 00:28:35,845 --> 00:28:39,361 Hey. You know what? I've been dragging my ass all day, too, 561 00:28:39,366 --> 00:28:40,672 and you know what got me through it? 562 00:28:40,988 --> 00:28:43,182 The idea of doing something special with you. 563 00:28:45,416 --> 00:28:46,550 Happy anniversary. 564 00:28:53,705 --> 00:28:55,342 All right. I'm off to join your mother. 565 00:28:56,155 --> 00:28:58,233 The hotel number's on the fridge in case there's a problem. 566 00:28:58,235 --> 00:28:59,991 Bree said her cell phone isn't getting good reception. 567 00:29:01,466 --> 00:29:04,313 Actually, we kinda already have a problem. 568 00:29:04,546 --> 00:29:05,962 Well, I'm already late for my flight. 569 00:29:06,005 --> 00:29:07,991 Can this wait a few weeks till we're back? 570 00:29:08,237 --> 00:29:10,102 Yeah, this could wait a few weeks. 571 00:29:10,106 --> 00:29:10,740 Oh, good. 572 00:29:10,825 --> 00:29:12,990 I mean, heck, this particular problem could wait... 573 00:29:13,638 --> 00:29:14,623 nine months. 574 00:29:19,315 --> 00:29:20,043 Good Lord. 575 00:29:22,406 --> 00:29:23,333 How was your bath? 576 00:29:23,376 --> 00:29:24,560 Oh, I couldn't relax. 577 00:29:24,606 --> 00:29:28,292 I just kept replaying the fight I had with Tom in my head. 578 00:29:28,547 --> 00:29:30,662 Well, at least your husband tries to be romantic. 579 00:29:31,406 --> 00:29:33,701 Every anniversary, Gilbert bought me an appliance. 580 00:29:33,765 --> 00:29:35,891 The last one, he gave me a vacuum cleaner. 581 00:29:36,526 --> 00:29:38,051 He died two weeks later. 582 00:29:38,817 --> 00:29:39,780 I didn't cry. 583 00:29:44,335 --> 00:29:45,303 Who could that be? 584 00:29:45,747 --> 00:29:46,333 Here. 585 00:29:49,718 --> 00:29:50,821 All right. Here's what we're thinking. 586 00:29:51,548 --> 00:29:54,911 Clearly, the idea of the two of you getting married is ridiculous. 587 00:29:56,356 --> 00:29:57,933 So what do you want me to do? 588 00:29:58,035 --> 00:29:59,261 Glad you asked. 589 00:30:00,306 --> 00:30:02,060 Bree and I have decided 590 00:30:02,065 --> 00:30:04,571 that Danielle will join us on our heymoon. 591 00:30:04,975 --> 00:30:08,630 When we return, we'll tell our friends she's decided to study abroad. 592 00:30:08,805 --> 00:30:11,581 Once the baby is born and adopted by a suitable family, 593 00:30:11,808 --> 00:30:12,901 she'll come home. 594 00:30:16,265 --> 00:30:17,132 What about me? 595 00:30:17,338 --> 00:30:18,430 You leave. 596 00:30:18,965 --> 00:30:19,763 Leave? 597 00:30:19,878 --> 00:30:22,013 Get out of Fairview and don't tell a soul why, 598 00:30:22,336 --> 00:30:24,261 -Not even your aunt. -I can't do that. 599 00:30:24,358 --> 00:30:25,032 Why not? 600 00:30:25,036 --> 00:30:26,490 Because I've got responsibilities here. 601 00:30:26,506 --> 00:30:27,611 People are counting on me. 602 00:30:27,638 --> 00:30:29,032 Yeah, well, you should have thought of that 603 00:30:29,036 --> 00:30:30,690 before you impregnated my stepdaughter. 604 00:30:30,695 --> 00:30:32,122 I said I'm not leaving! 605 00:30:33,177 --> 00:30:34,501 Easy there, turbo. 606 00:30:35,808 --> 00:30:36,863 We'll be right back. 607 00:30:43,825 --> 00:30:45,343 So who exactly is counting on you? 608 00:30:46,625 --> 00:30:47,751 Julie Mayer, maybe? 609 00:30:48,016 --> 00:30:49,420 She gave me another chance. 610 00:30:49,677 --> 00:30:51,410 I can't leave if I've still got a shot with her. 611 00:30:51,537 --> 00:30:54,242 And what's gonna happen when Julie finds out you knocked up my sister? 612 00:30:54,488 --> 00:30:57,202 Didn't your stepdad just say no one's gonna find out about that? 613 00:30:58,877 --> 00:30:59,480 Okay. 614 00:31:00,676 --> 00:31:01,600 Try this. 615 00:31:02,568 --> 00:31:03,721 Julie's a nice girl, 616 00:31:04,547 --> 00:31:06,303 and you, well... 617 00:31:07,415 --> 00:31:08,502 you're a dog. 618 00:31:12,888 --> 00:31:13,860 No knock. 619 00:31:14,976 --> 00:31:16,561 I'm a dog lover myself, 620 00:31:18,038 --> 00:31:19,463 but Julie deserves better. 621 00:31:20,498 --> 00:31:22,303 You know you'll just end up cheating on her. 622 00:31:22,766 --> 00:31:24,051 No, I won't hurt her again. 623 00:31:26,125 --> 00:31:27,013 Sure you will. 624 00:31:28,905 --> 00:31:30,431 Not right away. 625 00:31:30,958 --> 00:31:32,732 Maybe you'll hold out for six months, 626 00:31:33,367 --> 00:31:35,732 but then it'll hurt her even more. 627 00:31:36,847 --> 00:31:37,850 Am I wrong? 628 00:31:41,096 --> 00:31:42,563 You just have to ask yourself 629 00:31:43,025 --> 00:31:45,033 if you can be the kind of guy she needs you to be. 630 00:31:46,638 --> 00:31:47,482 If you can't... 631 00:31:49,117 --> 00:31:50,121 walk away. 632 00:31:57,325 --> 00:31:59,463 Beer is on the house, guys. 633 00:31:59,506 --> 00:32:02,863 Drink fast, get stupid, lose money. 634 00:32:03,308 --> 00:32:04,001 Mike! 635 00:32:04,337 --> 00:32:06,123 Hey. How's it going, buddy? 636 00:32:06,708 --> 00:32:08,763 Hey, you know, uh, Orson, right? 637 00:32:09,017 --> 00:32:09,821 Oh, yeah. 638 00:32:10,108 --> 00:32:11,141 Hey, neighbor. 639 00:32:11,276 --> 00:32:14,372 Hey, so let's get started, huh? 5-card stud? Two dollars ante? 640 00:32:15,828 --> 00:32:16,971 Good evening, gentlemen. 641 00:32:17,137 --> 00:32:17,981 Ian! 642 00:32:19,098 --> 00:32:20,982 Hey... Ian. 643 00:32:21,487 --> 00:32:22,753 Nice to see you, Mike. 644 00:32:27,496 --> 00:32:29,073 What is fish and chips doing here? 645 00:32:30,006 --> 00:32:31,392 Susan asked me to include him. 646 00:32:31,406 --> 00:32:32,941 Said he always wanted to learn how to play poker. 647 00:32:32,946 --> 00:32:35,663 So we're going to give him some very expensive lessons. 648 00:32:36,617 --> 00:32:39,581 Be careful. He already knows how to bluff. 649 00:32:45,506 --> 00:32:46,131 Hey. 650 00:32:47,307 --> 00:32:48,841 Hey. How's it going? 651 00:32:49,285 --> 00:32:50,612 Good. Good, uh... 652 00:32:51,735 --> 00:32:54,342 Just wanted to tell you, I have to leave town for a while. 653 00:32:54,966 --> 00:32:56,660 Really? Is something wrong? 654 00:32:57,237 --> 00:32:59,112 No, no, no. It's just family stuff. 655 00:33:02,297 --> 00:33:04,282 I don't know exactly when I'll be back. 656 00:33:05,695 --> 00:33:06,892 It could be a while, though. 657 00:33:12,776 --> 00:33:13,451 Okay. 658 00:33:14,187 --> 00:33:15,552 I just want you to know that... 659 00:33:16,368 --> 00:33:18,940 It means a lot that you were willing to give me a second chance. 660 00:33:21,695 --> 00:33:23,460 You're, like, the only person that's ever done that. 661 00:33:24,877 --> 00:33:27,210 Austin... What's going on? 662 00:33:28,557 --> 00:33:30,440 Nothing, uh, it's just... 663 00:33:32,145 --> 00:33:33,083 I have to go. 664 00:33:36,095 --> 00:33:37,083 Good-bye, Julie. 665 00:33:40,635 --> 00:33:41,382 Austin! 666 00:34:04,517 --> 00:34:05,432 I'll raise you. 667 00:34:09,756 --> 00:34:10,601 Out. 668 00:34:11,507 --> 00:34:13,851 Ah, another courageous move for "foldilocks." 669 00:34:13,896 --> 00:34:16,011 All right. I'll call you. 670 00:34:17,815 --> 00:34:18,753 Flush, king high. 671 00:34:21,007 --> 00:34:23,252 Full house, 7s and knaves. 672 00:34:23,376 --> 00:34:26,453 Jacks. We call them jacks. 673 00:34:26,517 --> 00:34:29,231 Boy, this is your lucky room. 674 00:34:29,517 --> 00:34:31,441 Yes, I heard about your engagement the other night. 675 00:34:31,445 --> 00:34:32,523 Congratulations. 676 00:34:32,995 --> 00:34:35,232 Yeah, about that, Ian, 677 00:34:35,735 --> 00:34:39,510 Was that proposal spontaneous, or did you have it all planned? 678 00:34:39,737 --> 00:34:41,121 It was entirely planned. 679 00:34:41,658 --> 00:34:43,542 I thought it would be the ideal occasion. 680 00:34:44,246 --> 00:34:45,952 Well, if it was planned, why didn't you have a ring? 681 00:34:47,175 --> 00:34:49,851 Well, I thought Susan might like to choose the ring herself. 682 00:34:50,408 --> 00:34:51,523 Ante up, boys. 683 00:34:51,686 --> 00:34:54,372 So why'd she pick a ring that was too big for her? 684 00:34:56,847 --> 00:34:58,000 How did you know that? 685 00:34:59,037 --> 00:35:01,202 Guys, guys, guys, guys, we came here to play cards. 686 00:35:01,207 --> 00:35:02,520 Why are we talking about jewelry? 687 00:35:02,586 --> 00:35:06,263 Sorry, Tom, but I just found out I bought a ring for Susan myself. 688 00:35:07,168 --> 00:35:10,052 It was in my pocket that night some son of a bitch ran me over. 689 00:35:10,777 --> 00:35:12,701 Hey, Tom's right. We should focus on the game. 690 00:35:14,216 --> 00:35:16,840 After our talk, I called the hospital. 691 00:35:17,847 --> 00:35:19,730 They said my ring got in with your wife's stuff. 692 00:35:20,648 --> 00:35:21,930 So you saw it before I did... 693 00:35:22,206 --> 00:35:24,881 The same day you proposed to Susan. 694 00:35:26,998 --> 00:35:28,161 And your point is? 695 00:35:28,286 --> 00:35:30,193 That that's why you were in such a big hurry. 696 00:35:30,778 --> 00:35:34,611 You wanted to seal the deal before I found out about the ring and told her. 697 00:35:36,647 --> 00:35:38,030 Do you think I'm afraid of you? 698 00:35:38,465 --> 00:35:39,541 Maybe you should be. 699 00:35:40,446 --> 00:35:41,612 What do you think Susan would say 700 00:35:41,745 --> 00:35:44,760 if she found out why your proposal was so spontaneous? 701 00:35:45,795 --> 00:35:47,593 Guys, can we just play? 702 00:35:48,295 --> 00:35:49,220 I'm trying. 703 00:35:50,936 --> 00:35:51,721 Fine. 704 00:35:53,438 --> 00:35:54,050 Deal. 705 00:36:03,266 --> 00:36:03,881 Hello? 706 00:36:03,948 --> 00:36:04,740 Mr. Scavo, 707 00:36:04,808 --> 00:36:06,451 It's Lamar from the limo service. 708 00:36:07,385 --> 00:36:10,462 I got a flat, so I might be late picking up you and your wife. 709 00:36:10,775 --> 00:36:12,642 What are you talking about? I canceled you. 710 00:36:12,926 --> 00:36:13,732 No, you didn't. 711 00:36:13,736 --> 00:36:15,762 Yes, I did. I left you a message. 712 00:36:16,075 --> 00:36:17,161 I must have missed it. 713 00:36:17,566 --> 00:36:19,932 Anyway, I dropped your wife off, right where you told me. 714 00:36:20,975 --> 00:36:21,842 Oh, God. When? 715 00:36:21,967 --> 00:36:23,082 About two hours ago. 716 00:36:29,657 --> 00:36:31,962 Guys, lock up when you're done. 717 00:36:36,707 --> 00:36:37,480 I'll open. 718 00:36:39,755 --> 00:36:40,602 I'm out. 719 00:36:40,978 --> 00:36:42,053 And I'll raise you. 720 00:36:47,768 --> 00:36:48,562 You want a beer? 721 00:36:48,567 --> 00:36:50,841 Hell, Tom's gone. Let's go open up the good stuff. 722 00:36:55,716 --> 00:36:56,431 Well... 723 00:36:56,977 --> 00:36:58,541 Looks like it's just you and me, 724 00:36:59,125 --> 00:37:00,642 if you're still in. 725 00:37:01,976 --> 00:37:04,053 With this hand? You bet I am. 726 00:37:07,218 --> 00:37:08,170 I'll re-raise. 727 00:37:15,716 --> 00:37:16,922 And raise again. 728 00:37:20,185 --> 00:37:22,610 Your stack's looking kinda small. 729 00:37:31,886 --> 00:37:33,041 Will you take a check? 730 00:37:34,667 --> 00:37:35,973 You know I can't match that. 731 00:37:37,648 --> 00:37:38,803 How about this, then? 732 00:37:39,686 --> 00:37:42,590 You win, you keep the money, and you tell Susan whatever you want. 733 00:37:44,057 --> 00:37:46,663 I win, you keep your mouth shut about the ring, 734 00:37:46,736 --> 00:37:48,691 and you leave me and Susan alone. 735 00:38:02,236 --> 00:38:02,983 Deal. 736 00:38:17,827 --> 00:38:18,783 How was the game? 737 00:38:20,396 --> 00:38:21,302 I won. 738 00:38:33,308 --> 00:38:36,183 Lynette, I am so sorry. I am so sorry! 739 00:38:38,146 --> 00:38:40,281 You see, there was supposed to be a horse-drawn carriage and... 740 00:38:42,316 --> 00:38:43,912 Good. You got the flowers. 741 00:38:57,958 --> 00:38:58,541 Coffee? 742 00:38:58,865 --> 00:38:59,771 Yes, please. 743 00:39:02,627 --> 00:39:04,663 Yeah, she likes coffee, too. Thanks. 744 00:39:07,755 --> 00:39:09,941 I'm really, really, really sorry... 745 00:39:09,946 --> 00:39:12,060 Please stop apologizing. 746 00:39:12,107 --> 00:39:14,101 I appreciate what you were trying to do. 747 00:39:14,135 --> 00:39:16,773 It was a lovely though that just went hideously, hideously, 748 00:39:17,076 --> 00:39:18,403 hideously wrong. 749 00:39:20,988 --> 00:39:23,232 Wait till the kids find out that you saw a real coyote. 750 00:39:23,377 --> 00:39:24,283 Hideously. 751 00:39:29,307 --> 00:39:30,432 Well, I learned my lesson. 752 00:39:31,237 --> 00:39:32,792 Never again. No more surprises. 753 00:39:32,796 --> 00:39:35,061 From now on, I'll do exactly what you say. 754 00:39:40,326 --> 00:39:42,821 Don't... you... dare. 755 00:39:44,007 --> 00:39:44,731 What? 756 00:39:45,408 --> 00:39:47,681 I had a lot of time to think tonight, 757 00:39:48,186 --> 00:39:49,883 and I realized you were right. 758 00:39:50,848 --> 00:39:53,082 We have to keep the romance going, 759 00:39:53,715 --> 00:39:55,470 no matter how tired we are. 760 00:39:56,908 --> 00:40:01,032 The only thing worse thaor just going through the motions Is not... 761 00:40:01,696 --> 00:40:03,953 bothering to go through the motions. 762 00:40:05,875 --> 00:40:08,133 So you want me to surprise you next year? 763 00:40:09,436 --> 00:40:10,690 Knock yourself out. 764 00:40:11,556 --> 00:40:14,370 Just wait, 'cause I will think of something even better. 765 00:40:14,567 --> 00:40:16,210 Well, after this year, 766 00:40:16,217 --> 00:40:18,751 I would be happy with any date 767 00:40:18,767 --> 00:40:20,982 that included food and shelter. 768 00:40:34,108 --> 00:40:34,912 Nine years. 769 00:40:40,126 --> 00:40:41,093 Nine years... 770 00:40:42,826 --> 00:40:44,650 And I have loved every minute of it. 771 00:40:47,405 --> 00:40:48,192 Me, too. 772 00:40:57,357 --> 00:40:59,870 Take a drive down any street in suburbia. 773 00:41:00,667 --> 00:41:01,783 You know what you're gonna see? 774 00:41:03,968 --> 00:41:06,673 A bunch of guys wearing the same expression. 775 00:41:08,266 --> 00:41:09,762 It's a look that says, 776 00:41:10,566 --> 00:41:11,662 "Oh, crap. 777 00:41:12,575 --> 00:41:14,692 My dreams are never gonna come true." 778 00:41:18,605 --> 00:41:21,173 "I'll never have a life free from scandal." 779 00:41:23,896 --> 00:41:25,783 "I'll never have a son of my own." 780 00:41:28,706 --> 00:41:30,843 "I'll never hold her in my arms again." 781 00:41:34,748 --> 00:41:37,481 "I'll never get to tell her how I feel." 782 00:41:41,947 --> 00:41:45,693 Yeah, the suburbs are filled with a lot of men who have given up hope. 783 00:41:48,098 --> 00:41:50,500 Of course, every once in a while you do come across 784 00:41:50,505 --> 00:41:53,911 some lucky S.O.B. whose dreams have all come true. 785 00:41:56,395 --> 00:41:57,723 You know how you spot them? 786 00:41:59,358 --> 00:42:01,961 They're the ones who can't stop smiling. 787 00:42:04,546 --> 00:42:06,821 Don't you just hate those guys?