1 00:00:02,054 --> 00:00:04,189 Kaitlyn and Fi touched them with their bare hands 2 00:00:04,223 --> 00:00:05,957 and filled them full of their bacteria. 3 00:00:05,991 --> 00:00:07,959 Washing your hands every two minutes is kind of crazy 4 00:00:07,993 --> 00:00:10,061 - if you ask me. - Ooh, that's a lot. 5 00:00:10,096 --> 00:00:12,697 "Number 23, All Saints Hospital, 6 00:00:12,732 --> 00:00:15,533 - Dr. Fitch cooper"... - How did this happen? 7 00:00:15,568 --> 00:00:18,503 We want to launch a citywide campaign 8 00:00:18,537 --> 00:00:21,806 featuring you as the face of All Saints. 9 00:00:21,841 --> 00:00:24,876 You know Sarah Kohri? God, I could not love her more. 10 00:00:24,910 --> 00:00:28,179 Yeah. Get in line. 11 00:00:28,214 --> 00:00:30,315 When I get nervous, I act out with inappropriate 12 00:00:30,349 --> 00:00:32,050 sexual touches. It's like Tourette's. 13 00:00:32,084 --> 00:00:36,454 You and me tonight... Third-base line. 14 00:00:36,489 --> 00:00:38,323 I think I'm pregnant. 15 00:00:39,392 --> 00:00:40,825 Wow. 16 00:00:40,860 --> 00:00:43,128 Are you jealous of Ginny Flynn? 17 00:00:43,162 --> 00:00:45,397 You're overreacting. 18 00:00:45,431 --> 00:00:46,965 No, I am reacting. 19 00:00:46,999 --> 00:00:48,466 I get to react, okay? 20 00:00:48,501 --> 00:00:49,934 ( Sighs ) 21 00:01:01,881 --> 00:01:11,929 Sync by honeybunny - corrected by chamallow35 www.Addic7ed.Com 22 00:01:26,739 --> 00:01:30,141 ( vocalizing ) 23 00:01:57,069 --> 00:01:59,637 ( Wind howling ) 24 00:02:04,143 --> 00:02:06,077 ( Record crackling ) 25 00:02:07,546 --> 00:02:09,881 ( Jazz music playing ) 26 00:02:14,186 --> 00:02:17,856 ♪ I'm not looking for romance, ♪ 27 00:02:17,890 --> 00:02:19,924 ♪ I'm trying to locate... ♪ 28 00:02:19,959 --> 00:02:22,827 coffee black with a little milk. 29 00:02:22,862 --> 00:02:25,196 Oh God, I love this place. 30 00:02:25,231 --> 00:02:27,165 You always remember how I take my coffee. 31 00:02:27,199 --> 00:02:31,002 Mm. Yes. I remember all things that pertain to her. 32 00:02:32,371 --> 00:02:34,572 I like your new sheets... Very soft. 33 00:02:34,607 --> 00:02:37,342 I'm glad you worked through your cotton-poly-blend phase. 34 00:02:38,744 --> 00:02:40,845 Stick around, you'll learn all kinds of things about me. 35 00:02:40,880 --> 00:02:44,449 Now I forget, you have heard of CDs, right? 36 00:02:44,483 --> 00:02:46,217 You hear that? 37 00:02:46,252 --> 00:02:48,086 You hear those lows? 38 00:02:49,221 --> 00:02:51,389 Digital is bullshit. 39 00:02:51,423 --> 00:02:53,091 I guess. 40 00:02:53,125 --> 00:02:54,659 I pretty much stopped listening to music 41 00:02:54,693 --> 00:02:56,794 when the Teletubbies moved into my home. 42 00:02:57,763 --> 00:02:59,297 That's funny. 43 00:02:59,331 --> 00:03:01,032 You know the Teletubbies? 44 00:03:01,066 --> 00:03:04,435 - I'm a cultured man. - I shouldn't talk about my kids. 45 00:03:04,470 --> 00:03:06,771 Why not? It's your life. What are you gonna talk about? 46 00:03:06,805 --> 00:03:09,874 Yes, it is. My fabulous life. 47 00:03:09,909 --> 00:03:13,278 - Give me an example. - Of what? 48 00:03:13,312 --> 00:03:16,381 What you do. What's... what's tonight? 49 00:03:17,449 --> 00:03:19,517 - Oh... - Come on. 50 00:03:19,552 --> 00:03:25,023 Uh, let's see. Tonight, Gracie is having a sleepover with her friend Kaitlyn. 51 00:03:25,057 --> 00:03:27,091 You do not like Kaitlyn. 52 00:03:27,126 --> 00:03:29,127 No, I do not. 53 00:03:29,161 --> 00:03:31,195 How about Kevin? What's he up to? 54 00:03:32,698 --> 00:03:34,866 Okay. That I can't do. 55 00:03:34,900 --> 00:03:36,634 I'm sorry. 56 00:03:36,669 --> 00:03:40,505 This thing with, uh, you guys hanging out... 57 00:03:40,539 --> 00:03:42,073 It's very cute, but it's gotta stop. 58 00:03:42,107 --> 00:03:43,741 Got it. I got a couple of roxies 59 00:03:43,776 --> 00:03:45,276 laying around if you want 'em. 60 00:03:45,311 --> 00:03:47,845 No. My back's pretty good actually. 61 00:03:51,250 --> 00:03:53,751 And F.Y.I., 62 00:03:53,786 --> 00:03:56,487 I am here because I like you, 63 00:03:56,522 --> 00:03:58,256 not because you have drugs. 64 00:03:58,290 --> 00:04:00,491 Aw. You like me, huh? 65 00:04:02,461 --> 00:04:03,962 What do you want me to say, Eddie? 66 00:04:03,996 --> 00:04:05,797 What do you think? 67 00:04:05,831 --> 00:04:07,665 I gotta go. 68 00:04:12,571 --> 00:04:14,339 See ya. 69 00:04:18,644 --> 00:04:21,412 - Hey. Whoo, that smells good. - Hey. 70 00:04:21,447 --> 00:04:23,047 How was work? 71 00:04:23,082 --> 00:04:26,150 Oh, you know, fine. 72 00:04:26,185 --> 00:04:27,685 Crazy. 73 00:04:27,720 --> 00:04:29,587 Did you pick up the movies? 74 00:04:29,622 --> 00:04:31,856 Oh shit. Honey, no, I'm sorry. 75 00:04:31,890 --> 00:04:33,358 I didn't. I... you know what? 76 00:04:33,392 --> 00:04:34,926 - I'll go get 'em now. - No no no, that's fine. 77 00:04:34,960 --> 00:04:37,161 You're here. Just... stay here. 78 00:04:37,196 --> 00:04:38,930 Uh, take over for me, please. 79 00:04:38,964 --> 00:04:40,365 All right. 80 00:04:40,399 --> 00:04:44,002 - Okay, girls. Corn's ready. - ( Phone buzzes ) 81 00:04:51,110 --> 00:04:55,747 - Dad, can I have a coke? - Negative. 82 00:04:55,781 --> 00:04:57,315 Hi, grace honey. Thanks for asking. 83 00:04:57,349 --> 00:04:58,850 - My day was fine. - Popcorn! 84 00:04:58,884 --> 00:05:02,487 - Ow! Kaitlyn tripped me! - No, I didn't. 85 00:05:02,521 --> 00:05:06,658 - Okay, let me take a look. - The kitchen stinks. I think you're burning it. 86 00:05:06,692 --> 00:05:08,393 - It's better that way. - No, it's not. 87 00:05:08,427 --> 00:05:10,128 Well, it's better than nothing. 88 00:05:10,162 --> 00:05:12,430 - You look okay to me, kiddo. - Good thing. I didn't feel 89 00:05:12,464 --> 00:05:13,998 like setting any broken bones tonight. 90 00:05:14,033 --> 00:05:17,201 I want a broken bone with a cast on my arm! 91 00:05:17,236 --> 00:05:19,337 I could get one for my birthday. 92 00:05:19,371 --> 00:05:21,606 - Retarded. - ( Giggles ) 93 00:05:21,640 --> 00:05:23,474 Kaitlyn! Be nice. 94 00:05:23,509 --> 00:05:26,010 Okay, cranberry or apple juice? 95 00:05:26,045 --> 00:05:27,512 - Cranberry. - I don't care. 96 00:05:27,546 --> 00:05:29,080 - Coke? - No, Fi. 97 00:05:29,114 --> 00:05:30,982 No coke. 98 00:05:34,286 --> 00:05:38,156 ( Whispers ) Hey, do you still wear diapers? 99 00:05:40,759 --> 00:05:43,895 Kaitlyn honey, listen to me. 100 00:05:43,929 --> 00:05:46,164 Shut the fuck up. 101 00:06:12,324 --> 00:06:14,358 ( Sighs ) 102 00:06:18,397 --> 00:06:20,498 What? 103 00:06:26,004 --> 00:06:27,972 ( Whispers ) What? 104 00:06:28,006 --> 00:06:30,308 She is not a nice kid. 105 00:06:31,744 --> 00:06:33,711 Kevin: Her home life is a mess. 106 00:06:33,746 --> 00:06:35,546 Might want to lighten up. 107 00:06:38,751 --> 00:06:40,985 Do you know what happened to my Joni Mitchell albums? 108 00:06:41,019 --> 00:06:42,720 Nope. 109 00:07:11,984 --> 00:07:14,318 ( Gasps ) Fuck. 110 00:07:16,255 --> 00:07:19,090 Motorcycle accident... E.T.A. two minutes! 111 00:07:19,124 --> 00:07:21,092 Let's focus, people! 112 00:07:21,126 --> 00:07:23,161 Can we move a little faster?! 113 00:07:23,195 --> 00:07:25,029 Zoey, go easy, honey. 114 00:07:25,063 --> 00:07:26,764 They're fine, they're okay. 115 00:07:29,635 --> 00:07:31,969 Not seeing a lot of people on their toes! 116 00:07:33,605 --> 00:07:35,773 Other than Jackie and me. 117 00:07:39,011 --> 00:07:40,878 Aw, geez. I'm sorry. 118 00:07:40,913 --> 00:07:44,182 I gotta go... And not pee. 119 00:07:44,216 --> 00:07:46,517 - I can't wipe. - Jackie. 120 00:07:46,552 --> 00:07:48,386 - Zoey. - Sam! 121 00:07:49,621 --> 00:07:51,856 Hey, you're the guy on the bus stops. 122 00:07:51,890 --> 00:07:54,225 - You saw that? - ( Laughs ) 123 00:07:54,259 --> 00:07:56,127 You're a doctor, huh? I thought you were a model. 124 00:07:56,161 --> 00:07:59,263 - I mean, you look like a model. - Cooper: Thank you. 125 00:07:59,298 --> 00:08:01,666 Jealous much, Jackie? 126 00:08:01,700 --> 00:08:03,234 ( Mocking ) "If looks could cure." 127 00:08:03,268 --> 00:08:04,936 No, I'm good. 128 00:08:04,970 --> 00:08:07,138 I am doing what it takes to bring the sick 129 00:08:07,172 --> 00:08:08,973 and the injured into this hospital 130 00:08:09,007 --> 00:08:12,043 so that I can cure them. Call ortho. Tell them the face of All Saints 131 00:08:12,077 --> 00:08:14,679 - is just about done here. - You've got to give him a hand in the bathroom. 132 00:08:14,713 --> 00:08:17,215 - I told you to do it. - She's got a code coming in. 133 00:08:19,051 --> 00:08:21,152 We all set? Everybody happy? 134 00:08:21,186 --> 00:08:22,620 I'm happy if you're happy. 135 00:08:22,654 --> 00:08:24,121 Zoey: 34-year-old female 136 00:08:24,156 --> 00:08:25,857 lost control of her motorcycle on the f.D.R. 137 00:08:25,891 --> 00:08:29,160 Running two large-bore I.Vs wide open, 69 over 40. 138 00:08:29,194 --> 00:08:31,195 Get respiratory over, then. All right, who's with me? 139 00:08:31,230 --> 00:08:34,098 Transfer. Ready. One two three. 140 00:08:34,132 --> 00:08:36,167 - Who's working my lines? - Jackie: Zoey. 141 00:08:36,201 --> 00:08:39,370 - Me, certainly, right now. - Oh, that leg's a bit humpty-dumpty. 142 00:08:39,404 --> 00:08:41,672 Massive internal bleeding. 143 00:08:41,707 --> 00:08:43,341 Shit. Name... what's her name? 144 00:08:43,375 --> 00:08:46,677 - Jennifer. - Jennifer, are you with us? 145 00:08:46,712 --> 00:08:49,480 - Can you hear me? - Jennifer: I'm still here. 146 00:08:49,514 --> 00:08:51,616 What's that, honey? 147 00:08:51,650 --> 00:08:53,517 Where am I? 148 00:08:53,552 --> 00:08:56,687 You're in All Saints hospital. You've been in an accident. 149 00:08:56,722 --> 00:08:58,589 - I'm fucking alive? - Yes, you are. 150 00:08:58,624 --> 00:09:00,691 We're gonna take very good care of you. 151 00:09:00,726 --> 00:09:03,527 - No. Fuck. Please don't. - We're gonna get you out of pain first. 152 00:09:03,562 --> 00:09:05,563 - Okay? - Good fuckin' luck. 153 00:09:05,597 --> 00:09:08,065 Can I have 100 of sux and 40 of etomidate? 154 00:09:08,100 --> 00:09:09,767 Sux and etomidate. 155 00:09:09,801 --> 00:09:12,036 Zoey, call the O.R. 156 00:09:12,070 --> 00:09:15,039 Zoey: "All gave some, some gave all." 157 00:09:15,073 --> 00:09:16,440 Wow, she's in the service. 158 00:09:16,475 --> 00:09:18,843 Zoey, call the O.R. now. 159 00:09:19,945 --> 00:09:21,779 Bet her spleen is all but shot. 160 00:09:21,813 --> 00:09:24,015 - You don't need your spleen. - Actually, Zoey, you do. 161 00:09:24,049 --> 00:09:25,650 She's right. Incredibly. 162 00:09:25,684 --> 00:09:28,519 New research says spleens produce all the monocytes. 163 00:09:28,553 --> 00:09:30,888 Hugs for the continuing education, Dr. Cooper. 164 00:09:30,923 --> 00:09:32,623 You'll let us know the next big thing, won't you? 165 00:09:32,658 --> 00:09:34,558 At least I get my information from medical journals, 166 00:09:34,593 --> 00:09:36,327 not from A.O.L. like Jackie. 167 00:09:36,361 --> 00:09:38,029 Well, he's got me there. 168 00:09:41,300 --> 00:09:42,934 - Hi, are you Trey? - Yeah. 169 00:09:42,968 --> 00:09:45,636 Hi, uh, Dr. O'Hara wanted me to update you. 170 00:09:45,671 --> 00:09:47,371 We are doing everything we can, 171 00:09:47,406 --> 00:09:48,940 but I'm not gonna blue-sky you. 172 00:09:48,974 --> 00:09:51,375 She has a ruptured spleen and that's not good. 173 00:09:55,080 --> 00:09:57,348 Okay. 174 00:10:11,330 --> 00:10:13,998 Excuse me. Uh, excuse me. 175 00:10:14,032 --> 00:10:16,067 No one's allowed over the yellow line. 176 00:10:16,101 --> 00:10:18,102 Sorry, uh, hi. Tony Frambi. 177 00:10:18,136 --> 00:10:21,272 - I'm with cellulab. - We are overrun with you guys. 178 00:10:21,306 --> 00:10:24,976 If... if I could, uh... Uh, nurse Peyton, 179 00:10:25,010 --> 00:10:27,278 just leave you with a few samples. It's my first day. 180 00:10:27,312 --> 00:10:28,846 It's not gonna work. Thank you anyway. 181 00:10:28,880 --> 00:10:31,649 Uh, flopro is new for incontinence, excellent results. 182 00:10:31,683 --> 00:10:33,884 And joyfulax is a real up-and-comer for depression. 183 00:10:33,919 --> 00:10:36,153 Okay, this is an E.R., Tony. People don't come here 184 00:10:36,188 --> 00:10:39,390 'cause they're sad. I mean, they do, but that's not... 185 00:10:39,424 --> 00:10:41,459 Um, you know what's exciting? 186 00:10:41,493 --> 00:10:43,094 Capsaicin. Studies show that it treats 187 00:10:43,128 --> 00:10:45,529 neuropathic pain better than any barbiturate in its class. 188 00:10:45,564 --> 00:10:47,865 Is that right? 189 00:10:47,899 --> 00:10:49,500 Uh, yeah. 190 00:10:53,939 --> 00:10:55,473 Uh, can I see the studies? 191 00:10:55,507 --> 00:10:57,141 Uh, yeah. I'll bring them by tomorrow. 192 00:10:57,175 --> 00:10:59,410 - Oh, that's too much. - Oh, please, I have plenty. 193 00:10:59,444 --> 00:11:01,145 Okay, that's... I don't... that's good. 194 00:11:01,179 --> 00:11:02,913 - Please take it. It's fine. - Okay. 195 00:11:02,948 --> 00:11:04,982 - See you tomorrow. - Okay. 196 00:11:34,679 --> 00:11:36,080 You believe this? 197 00:11:36,114 --> 00:11:39,950 - Who knew women could be such pigs? - Me. 198 00:11:45,524 --> 00:11:48,959 Chart for motorcycle crash, the girl with the ruptured spleen. 199 00:11:50,729 --> 00:11:52,630 Poor spleen. 200 00:11:52,664 --> 00:11:56,033 Minding its own business, then... bam! 201 00:11:56,068 --> 00:11:57,902 Call it a day. 202 00:11:57,936 --> 00:12:00,805 ( Brooklyn accent ) Life as you know it is over. 203 00:12:00,839 --> 00:12:02,807 Over. 204 00:12:03,875 --> 00:12:06,143 C'est la vie. 205 00:12:07,379 --> 00:12:09,313 ( Mimics horn ) Wa-wa! 206 00:12:11,483 --> 00:12:13,617 - ( Groans ) - Zoey, get back here. 207 00:12:15,821 --> 00:12:17,988 Um, I don't know if it's hormones 208 00:12:18,023 --> 00:12:20,124 or fear of being a mother or what, 209 00:12:20,158 --> 00:12:21,659 but um, you're getting a little weird. 210 00:12:21,693 --> 00:12:24,528 First of all, have you had a pregnancy test? 211 00:12:24,563 --> 00:12:26,864 No. No. Unnecessary. 212 00:12:26,898 --> 00:12:28,265 And why is that? 213 00:12:28,300 --> 00:12:30,401 ( Whispers ) I'm pregnant. 214 00:12:30,435 --> 00:12:33,137 - And you know this how? - Uh, I know my body... 215 00:12:35,140 --> 00:12:37,241 Pretty well and they're... 216 00:12:40,512 --> 00:12:42,813 Jackie, walk with me please. 217 00:12:46,418 --> 00:12:48,752 The good news is our endowment's intact 218 00:12:48,787 --> 00:12:50,521 even though our revenues are down. 219 00:12:50,555 --> 00:12:53,057 - The bad news is... - The bad news is under your arm. 220 00:12:53,091 --> 00:12:55,259 Don't speak. Listen. 221 00:12:55,293 --> 00:12:58,162 If anyone knows what a crock of shit this is, it's me. 222 00:12:58,196 --> 00:13:01,732 But the hospital needs this to work, so get behind it. 223 00:13:01,766 --> 00:13:03,968 Why are we advertising inside the hospital, Gloria? 224 00:13:04,002 --> 00:13:05,503 The patients are already here. 225 00:13:05,537 --> 00:13:07,905 This is not our field of expertise, Jackie. 226 00:13:07,939 --> 00:13:11,041 Our p.R. People have a multi-pronged strategy. 227 00:13:11,076 --> 00:13:13,043 This is one of the prongs. 228 00:13:13,078 --> 00:13:15,412 They may not look like much to you, 229 00:13:15,447 --> 00:13:18,949 but each of these costs $286. 230 00:13:18,984 --> 00:13:21,452 Vandalizing or disfiguring any Dr. coopers 231 00:13:21,486 --> 00:13:24,688 will be met by a shitstorm. Don't test me. 232 00:13:28,727 --> 00:13:30,261 Aw, Jacks. 233 00:13:30,295 --> 00:13:32,763 - To think all of this could've been yours. - ( Elevator dings ) 234 00:13:32,797 --> 00:13:35,432 Ladies. 235 00:13:37,002 --> 00:13:38,602 Who's the handsome guy? 236 00:13:39,804 --> 00:13:43,507 It may be my face, but it's our body. 237 00:13:43,542 --> 00:13:45,776 Speaking of our body, what's wrong with it? 238 00:13:45,810 --> 00:13:48,379 It doesn't appear to be quite life-size, does it, Dr. Cooper? 239 00:13:50,882 --> 00:13:52,816 - That is weird. - It's more than weird. 240 00:13:52,851 --> 00:13:55,252 - I'd say it's a travesty. - It's a tiny little travesty. 241 00:13:55,287 --> 00:13:56,754 Hmm. Miniature, really. 242 00:13:56,788 --> 00:13:58,923 You think I'm stupid? 243 00:13:58,957 --> 00:14:02,226 Fortunately, the face of All Saints is not petty. 244 00:14:05,964 --> 00:14:08,465 ( Phone buzzing ) 245 00:14:11,336 --> 00:14:13,270 What? 246 00:14:13,305 --> 00:14:14,905 Turn around. 247 00:14:17,876 --> 00:14:21,212 - You said you'd call. - I lied. 248 00:14:25,116 --> 00:14:26,917 ( Laughing, grunting ) 249 00:14:30,422 --> 00:14:32,323 Oh God, what's wrong with me? 250 00:14:32,357 --> 00:14:33,924 - ( Laughs ) - This is Jackie? 251 00:14:33,959 --> 00:14:36,427 - You told her about me? - Come on, what else would I talk about? 252 00:14:36,461 --> 00:14:39,029 Where are we going for lunch? Not Barneys. 253 00:14:39,064 --> 00:14:41,765 - Jackie, you pick. - Oh, no, I can't go to lunch. 254 00:14:41,800 --> 00:14:44,101 Thank you, I'm... there's sick people all over the place. 255 00:14:44,135 --> 00:14:46,103 There's one right there I've gotta deal with right now. 256 00:14:46,137 --> 00:14:48,973 ( Both protesting ) 257 00:14:49,007 --> 00:14:51,709 ( Laughing ) 258 00:14:51,743 --> 00:14:53,510 Exactly how drunk were we? 259 00:14:53,545 --> 00:14:55,079 I don't know, but we talk our way 260 00:14:55,113 --> 00:14:58,182 - onto an American military... - Oh! 261 00:14:58,216 --> 00:15:01,852 In the Bavarian fucking Alps and we tell them that we're colonels' wives. 262 00:15:01,886 --> 00:15:03,487 You did. I was a general's wife. 263 00:15:03,521 --> 00:15:04,922 You were a general's wife, I'm sorry. 264 00:15:04,956 --> 00:15:07,291 But we're in the line for the lift 265 00:15:07,325 --> 00:15:09,126 and we just can't keep our hands off each other. 266 00:15:09,160 --> 00:15:12,363 - We were a bit grabby! - ( All laughing ) 267 00:15:12,397 --> 00:15:13,964 I'd say! 268 00:15:13,999 --> 00:15:16,200 We ended up telling this gawking sergeant 269 00:15:16,234 --> 00:15:18,435 that our husbands had been deployed 270 00:15:18,470 --> 00:15:20,971 in Kosovo for over a year and we're just consoling each other. 271 00:15:21,006 --> 00:15:23,307 Mm-hmm. We're just consoling each other. 272 00:15:23,341 --> 00:15:26,210 ( Laughing ) 273 00:15:28,246 --> 00:15:31,415 Hmm. God. You're settling in Washington? 274 00:15:31,449 --> 00:15:33,217 That's what they tell me. 275 00:15:33,251 --> 00:15:34,852 That's exciting. 276 00:15:34,886 --> 00:15:36,620 No, not really. Well, good gig, 277 00:15:36,655 --> 00:15:38,789 but, you know, once you've talked your way 278 00:15:38,823 --> 00:15:41,558 - out of a drunk general's tent in Mogadishu... - ( Phone buzzing ) 279 00:15:41,593 --> 00:15:43,294 Covering congressional hearings 280 00:15:43,328 --> 00:15:45,562 - doesn't exactly cut it. - Hmm. 281 00:15:45,597 --> 00:15:47,731 Oh great. A medieval war has just broken out. 282 00:15:47,766 --> 00:15:50,301 Someone's shot an arrow into a man's lung. 283 00:15:50,335 --> 00:15:52,836 Oh, Cupid is having a bad day. 284 00:15:52,871 --> 00:15:54,738 - I disagree. - Well, I've got the check. 285 00:15:54,773 --> 00:15:56,240 Hey, that's absurd! 286 00:15:56,274 --> 00:15:58,275 - Come on. - In six years of lunches, 287 00:15:58,310 --> 00:16:00,678 I have never seen her leave so much as a pickle. 288 00:16:04,749 --> 00:16:07,651 Hmm. Sorry? 289 00:16:07,686 --> 00:16:09,520 No... ( Mutters ) 290 00:16:12,223 --> 00:16:14,792 Wow. It really is an arrow. 291 00:16:14,826 --> 00:16:17,895 - Would I lie to you? - Some rich douchebag drank his lunch 292 00:16:17,929 --> 00:16:19,863 and then decided to shoot an arrow off his roof. 293 00:16:19,898 --> 00:16:22,232 Hang on a minute. You're going after rich people who drink. 294 00:16:22,267 --> 00:16:24,034 I don't think I like that very much. 295 00:16:24,069 --> 00:16:27,037 Right. Let's call up to radiology for a cat scan 296 00:16:27,072 --> 00:16:29,406 - of the chest. - Got it. 297 00:16:30,675 --> 00:16:32,810 Hey, can I ask you a question about Zoey? 298 00:16:32,844 --> 00:16:34,745 No. 299 00:16:36,781 --> 00:16:39,116 - Hey, Ronnie, how you doing? - You believe this? 300 00:16:39,150 --> 00:16:41,285 ( Gasps ) It's brand new. 301 00:16:41,319 --> 00:16:43,654 - What's brand new? - I heard it, 302 00:16:43,688 --> 00:16:45,522 - but I didn't believe it. - What? 303 00:16:45,557 --> 00:16:48,158 - Wow. - Shot by an arrow... 304 00:16:48,193 --> 00:16:50,527 - Standing on sixth. - You're here why? 305 00:16:50,562 --> 00:16:52,296 I've never even been mugged. 306 00:16:52,330 --> 00:16:53,897 Wow, check it out... carbon king. 307 00:16:53,932 --> 00:16:55,366 That's top of the line right there. 308 00:16:55,400 --> 00:16:57,434 - Are you talking about the freaking arrow? - Okay. Yes. 309 00:16:57,469 --> 00:16:59,403 But my roommate in college was a member 310 00:16:59,437 --> 00:17:02,573 of the archery club so I know a thing or two. 311 00:17:02,607 --> 00:17:05,209 At the most. Please get out of here. 312 00:17:07,512 --> 00:17:09,947 - It's brand new. - What, the arrow? 313 00:17:09,981 --> 00:17:12,216 No... the lung. 314 00:17:26,965 --> 00:17:31,568 Heavy is the head that wears the crown, Dr. Cooper. 315 00:17:39,444 --> 00:17:42,246 I've done the math. I can cover all your shifts 316 00:17:42,280 --> 00:17:45,449 during your maternity leave if you cover me. 317 00:17:45,483 --> 00:17:51,221 If you take my shifts, my mom and I can go to Holland, Michigan for the Tulip Festival finally. 318 00:17:51,256 --> 00:17:53,056 ( Inhales ) 319 00:17:53,091 --> 00:17:58,028 I told you about my condition for your support, 320 00:17:58,062 --> 00:18:00,497 not so you can plan a vacation. 321 00:18:00,532 --> 00:18:02,900 I'm putting a bright spin on things. 322 00:18:05,470 --> 00:18:07,070 Hey, hold on a minute. 323 00:18:08,940 --> 00:18:10,974 - Yeah, I can do it. - Thank you. 324 00:18:11,009 --> 00:18:13,343 This has been a dream of ours. 325 00:18:13,378 --> 00:18:15,913 So... are you close to your mother? 326 00:18:15,947 --> 00:18:18,482 Not really. She sold me into slavery when I was four 327 00:18:18,516 --> 00:18:21,118 and I lived on the streets until a mission intervened. 328 00:18:23,121 --> 00:18:26,356 One year for a Halloween, I went as a slave. 329 00:18:26,391 --> 00:18:27,925 ( Laughs ) Kidding. 330 00:18:27,959 --> 00:18:29,860 I grew up in Jersey, went to Rutgers. 331 00:18:29,894 --> 00:18:32,896 ( Chuckles ) Kidding. By "slave" I meant "Princess Leia." 332 00:18:38,436 --> 00:18:40,270 Fucking motorcycle. 333 00:18:43,775 --> 00:18:45,876 I'm sorry I curse so much. 334 00:18:45,910 --> 00:18:47,845 Yeah, well, fuck that. 335 00:18:47,879 --> 00:18:50,881 She serves in the helmet province, okay? 336 00:18:50,915 --> 00:18:52,950 Kandahar. 337 00:18:52,984 --> 00:18:54,518 Jesus Christ, what do I tell my kids 338 00:18:54,552 --> 00:18:57,054 if she dies right here at home? 339 00:18:57,088 --> 00:18:58,655 I don't have the answer to that, 340 00:18:58,690 --> 00:19:00,757 but you don't have to cross that bridge yet. 341 00:19:00,792 --> 00:19:06,763 She doesn't sleep, doesn't cry, barely fuckin' eats. 342 00:19:06,798 --> 00:19:09,032 She had this bike, like, this Ducati, ten years ago. 343 00:19:10,902 --> 00:19:12,436 Awesome, I mean... 344 00:19:12,470 --> 00:19:14,771 awesome motorcycle. 345 00:19:14,806 --> 00:19:17,074 Brad Pitt has one. 346 00:19:17,108 --> 00:19:21,044 So I went out and spent like $8,000 347 00:19:21,079 --> 00:19:23,146 on a kick-ass motorcycle. 348 00:19:23,181 --> 00:19:25,015 Thought it might clear her head. 349 00:19:26,150 --> 00:19:28,185 You know? 350 00:19:28,219 --> 00:19:29,987 Yeah, I know. 351 00:19:30,021 --> 00:19:32,356 I know. 352 00:19:32,390 --> 00:19:34,825 Now look what I've done. 353 00:19:34,859 --> 00:19:36,994 Oh God, what did I do? 354 00:19:38,062 --> 00:19:39,596 You were making her happy. 355 00:19:43,668 --> 00:19:47,271 It was an accident, Trey. They're called accidents for a reason. 356 00:20:12,764 --> 00:20:15,098 Mm-mm. I'm not ready for this. 357 00:20:16,834 --> 00:20:18,769 Being a mother's hard. 358 00:20:18,803 --> 00:20:20,571 You know that already. 359 00:20:34,252 --> 00:20:36,954 ( Sighs ) 360 00:20:36,988 --> 00:20:39,456 Didn't make it. 361 00:20:41,159 --> 00:20:43,994 Bleeding! 362 00:20:45,563 --> 00:20:47,564 My apologies. 363 00:20:49,667 --> 00:20:51,602 ( Sighs ) 364 00:20:57,942 --> 00:20:59,743 Is she always this... 365 00:20:59,777 --> 00:21:01,612 Yeah. 366 00:21:16,594 --> 00:21:18,161 I regret my behavior. 367 00:21:18,196 --> 00:21:19,630 Good. 368 00:21:19,664 --> 00:21:22,733 But can I just say that miracles can happen every day? 369 00:21:22,767 --> 00:21:24,401 Yeah, like the day they invented rubbers. 370 00:21:24,435 --> 00:21:26,103 Try using them. 371 00:21:26,137 --> 00:21:28,839 ( Phone buzzing ) 372 00:21:31,609 --> 00:21:33,477 - Hey. - Hey, how's your day going? 373 00:21:33,511 --> 00:21:35,912 - Jackie: Oh, you know, same old. Yours? - Good. 374 00:21:35,947 --> 00:21:38,215 So, I wanna do this full disclosure thing, 375 00:21:38,249 --> 00:21:40,050 you know, so there's no more confusion. 376 00:21:40,084 --> 00:21:42,085 We're heading into the city for happy hour. 377 00:21:42,120 --> 00:21:43,754 We're gonna play a little ping-pong. 378 00:21:43,788 --> 00:21:46,456 Well, Jesus, Kevin, I'm not your mom. 379 00:21:47,425 --> 00:21:48,792 - Ping-pong? - Yeah. 380 00:21:48,826 --> 00:21:50,494 Susan Sarandon opened up a club. 381 00:21:50,528 --> 00:21:52,462 My friend Eddie got us a table. 382 00:21:58,836 --> 00:22:00,470 I know you're leaving, but I thought 383 00:22:00,505 --> 00:22:02,272 you should know Mr. Conroy, arrow guy, 384 00:22:02,306 --> 00:22:04,007 - transplanted lung... - Yes? 385 00:22:04,042 --> 00:22:06,777 The man who shot him sent his driver in. 386 00:22:06,811 --> 00:22:08,945 Where? 387 00:22:10,948 --> 00:22:12,683 ( Sighs ) 388 00:22:19,390 --> 00:22:23,293 Your boss nearly kills my patient and he sends his driver in. 389 00:22:23,327 --> 00:22:25,662 There's eight million people in this fuckin' city. 390 00:22:25,697 --> 00:22:28,265 What kind of a moron shoots an arrow off a roof? 391 00:22:28,299 --> 00:22:32,002 The man he hit waited three years for a lung transplant. 392 00:22:32,036 --> 00:22:33,470 Guess where he got hit? 393 00:22:33,504 --> 00:22:35,972 Ma'am, my boss is a freakin' dick. 394 00:22:36,007 --> 00:22:38,275 Can I just ask if they guy's okay? 395 00:22:38,309 --> 00:22:40,377 Well, yes. Miraculously, he is. 396 00:22:40,411 --> 00:22:42,345 Why isn't your dick-of-a-boss in jail? 397 00:22:42,380 --> 00:22:44,915 The reckless endangerment charges were dismissed. 398 00:22:44,949 --> 00:22:46,483 He's connected. 399 00:22:46,517 --> 00:22:48,819 So, you're here to apologize? 400 00:22:48,853 --> 00:22:52,656 No. I'm here for his arrow. 401 00:22:59,997 --> 00:23:01,732 He's not in there, ma'am. 402 00:23:02,934 --> 00:23:05,469 - This a Mercedes? - S65 AMG. 403 00:23:05,503 --> 00:23:07,170 Only 15 ever made. 404 00:23:10,875 --> 00:23:13,410 ( Scraping ) 405 00:23:14,479 --> 00:23:16,213 Nice car. 406 00:23:17,148 --> 00:23:18,482 It's really gorgeous. 407 00:23:18,516 --> 00:23:20,484 Got heated seats? 408 00:23:20,518 --> 00:23:23,386 What a beautiful piece of machinery. 409 00:23:26,524 --> 00:23:29,326 What kind of mileage you get? 410 00:23:29,360 --> 00:23:31,094 You missed a spot. 411 00:24:09,233 --> 00:24:11,568 Oh! ( Chuckles ) 412 00:24:11,602 --> 00:24:14,204 Hey, babe. 413 00:24:14,238 --> 00:24:16,540 See what he just did? Shit, man, that was good. 414 00:24:16,574 --> 00:24:19,242 - Hiya, Jackie. - A little spin on that, huh? 415 00:24:19,277 --> 00:24:20,877 Yeah, a lot of spin. Yeah. 416 00:24:20,912 --> 00:24:23,180 Thirsty? They got like 20 beers on tap. 417 00:24:23,214 --> 00:24:25,182 - Get us a pitcher? - Yeah. Yeah, let's get a pitcher. 418 00:24:25,216 --> 00:24:26,883 - Yeah? - Yeah, thanks, man. 419 00:24:28,419 --> 00:24:31,488 - What the hell? - What? 420 00:24:31,522 --> 00:24:33,957 You told me to stop seeing him. I never said I would. 421 00:24:33,991 --> 00:24:37,060 - Why, Eddie? - Hedging my bets a little, I guess. 422 00:24:37,094 --> 00:24:39,496 You lie to me again, I tell him everything. 423 00:24:39,530 --> 00:24:43,033 Oh, I see. So you just got the whole thing figured out then? 424 00:24:43,067 --> 00:24:45,168 As a matter of fact, I do. 425 00:24:45,203 --> 00:24:47,571 Well, I guess we'll see about that, won't we? 426 00:24:48,706 --> 00:24:51,374 - Kevin: Here we go. - All right! 427 00:24:51,409 --> 00:24:53,577 - Cheers. - Cheers. 428 00:25:01,853 --> 00:25:04,221 - Kick his ass. - Will do. 429 00:25:04,255 --> 00:25:06,156 ( Chuckling ) 430 00:25:19,637 --> 00:25:22,405 You know this is pretend, right? 431 00:25:22,440 --> 00:25:24,674 How long do I get to keep it on? 432 00:25:24,709 --> 00:25:27,010 Well, I don't know. 433 00:25:27,044 --> 00:25:30,780 Not just for my birthday, but past it too, right? 434 00:25:30,815 --> 00:25:32,883 We will see how you do. 435 00:25:34,552 --> 00:25:36,386 Really, Fi? This is really what you want? 436 00:25:36,420 --> 00:25:38,154 Because this is gonna harden up and you're gonna be 437 00:25:38,189 --> 00:25:41,191 - stuck with it for a little bit. - I know. 438 00:25:45,863 --> 00:25:48,298 - Mom? - Yes, honey. 439 00:25:48,332 --> 00:25:51,801 Nothing's really broken. 440 00:25:51,802 --> 00:26:01,802 Sync by honeybunny - corrected by chamallow35 www.Addic7ed.Com