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<i>So here's what's happened on
Glee: Finn got Kurt to try out</i>

2
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<i>for the football team, which
was super cool, but sometimes</i>

3
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<i>it seems like maybe Kurt's
sort of got a crush on him.</i>

4
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It's enough to want
to give up women all together.

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<i>Will's old crush, April,
joined the Glee Club,</i>

6
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<i>but she was drunk all the time,
so Will kicked her out.</i>

7
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<i>Also, Sue convinced Kurt and
Mercedes that they should join</i>

8
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<i>the Cheerios!, which Will was
none too happy about.</i>

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<i>And that's what you missed
on... ♪ Glee! ♪</i>

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[marching band percussion
plays a flourish]

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Ladies, what we have here
is a grade-A dilemma.

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Mercedes, your vocal chords

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have had more fantastic runs
than a Kenyan track team,

14
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but that look
simply will not do.

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At first,
I thought it was

16
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a subtle homage
to yours truly,

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but now I fear it's some sort
of ironic comment.

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Ms. Sylvester,
I'm just not comfortable

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in those Cheerios! skirts.

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They don't fit me right.

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Mercedes, you shouldn't feel
embarrassed about your body.

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Embarrassed?

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No, no. I'm worried about
showing too much skin

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and causing a sex riot.

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[both laughing]

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How do you two
not have a show on Bravo?

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Here's the skinny:
<i>Splitts!</i> magazine,

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after much campaigning
by one Sue Sylvester,

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has named me "Cheerleading Coach
of the Last Two Thousand Years."

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In seven days, reporter
Tracey Pendergrass

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will arrive on campus,

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and my new star singer
will have lost ten pounds,

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and be in a gender-appropriate
cheerleading uniform,

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or she is off the team.

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KURT:
Ten pounds?

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- Are you serious?
- You could stand

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to lose a few, too, kiddo.

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You got hips like a pear.

39
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Now, if you'll
excuse me, I have

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to put in a call to the
Ohio Secretary of State,

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notifying them I will no longer
be carrying photo I.D.

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You know why?

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People should know who I am.

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<i>Sync By YesCool
www.addic7ed.com
www.isubs.coil.us.to</i>

45
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[bell ringing]
Sue! We need to talk.

46
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The auditorium is padlocked!

47
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Well, that's curious.

48
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- Did you check the sign-up sheet?
- What sign-up sheet?

49
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Why, the one I keep right here
in my waistband,

50
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William. Let's see.

51
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Yeah, I've got the entire
week booked solid.

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Got a big magazine feature
coming up.

53
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It's a little chilly for my girls
to be practicing outdoors.

54
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Yeah? Well, let's see what
Figgins has to say about this.

55
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Oh, I'm sure Figgins will just
mumble something nervously

56
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and then pretend to
take a phone call.

57
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I happen to be blackmailing him.

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<i>WILL: Um, all right, I have one
final announcement</i>

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before we all leave.

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We can't use the auditorium
for the next week.

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But that's garbage.
How are we supposed to practice

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for Regionals
without the auditorium?

63
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The Cheerios! need it
to practice in.

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There's nothing I can do.

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I recommend a sit-in.

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I recommend we torch the place.

67
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No. Look, we've all
faced adversity before,

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and we've come out
stronger on the other end.

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I'm going to check out a few
off-site locations for us

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to use, just for the week.

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I promise
I'll find us a new home.

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[bell ringing]

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WILL:
Have good day, guys.

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Oh, Finn, I wanted
your opinion on this.

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It's a swatch board.

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I'm redecorating my bedroom.

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Kind of going
for a hunting lodge

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meets Tom Ford's place
in Bel Air.

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I was hoping
you could help me out

80
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with the hunting lodge part.

81
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I live in a closet.

82
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There's cowboy wallpaper
on the walls.

83
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Oh...

84
00:03:03,432 --> 00:03:05,599
But I guess
that one's nice.

85
00:03:05,666 --> 00:03:06,966
Toile?

86
00:03:07,034 --> 00:03:09,202
I always pegged you
as a chinoiserie type.

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Mercedes...

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This is healthy!

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Chicken breast and a salad,
dressing on the side.

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You have a week
to lose ten pounds.

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That's like having
to lose one of my butt cheeks.

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Look at what I'm eating:
peeled celery.

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And for breakfast,
I had Splenda.

94
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Look, Mercedes, now that
we're cheerleaders,

95
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we're finally part
of the in crowd.

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We have a place at the table.

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We don't have to beg underneath
for scraps of attention.

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[sighs]
Don't screw it up.

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BRITTANY: I'm pretty sure my
cat's been reading my diary.

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Hey, guys.
Can I ask you something?

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How do you manage
to stay so skinny?

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The Sue Sylvester
Master Cleanse.

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Water, maple syrup
for glucose,

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lemon for acid, cayenne pepper
to irritate the bowels,

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and a dash of ipecac,
a vomiting agent.

106
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I haven't had a solid meal
since 1987.

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Sometimes I add a
teaspoon of sand.

108
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- That can't be healthy.
- Who cares?

109
00:04:04,752 --> 00:04:06,686
You can either feel terrible
and look great,

110
00:04:06,754 --> 00:04:09,089
or get kicked off the team
when that reporter gets here.

111
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Why are you
so upset?

112
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It's not your bed.

113
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Don't you have any
feelings about it?

114
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It's your and dad's
honeymoon set.

115
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I was conceived
in that bed.

116
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You were conceived
on a pinball machine.

117
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Well... I think
that's everything.

118
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You mentioned something
about the recliner?

119
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Oh, yeah.

120
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It doesn't look like much,
but the parts all work.

121
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Ooh, my wife would love this.

122
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Sciatica.

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Mom, no!

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It's not for sale.

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This is Dad's chair.

126
00:05:04,334 --> 00:05:07,002
This is the only picture
of the two of us.

127
00:05:07,070 --> 00:05:08,504
It's the only
picture there will

128
00:05:08,572 --> 00:05:11,173
ever be of the two of us,
and he's sitting in this chair.

129
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It's a chair, honey.
It's not him.

130
00:05:13,977 --> 00:05:15,511
What's going on with you?

131
00:05:15,578 --> 00:05:17,746
You're selling
all our old stuff,

132
00:05:17,814 --> 00:05:20,581
you got new clothes,
a new haircut...

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- I'm seeing someone, Finn.
- Um...

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I think I'm in love.

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Who is it?

136
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Uh, do I know him?

137
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It's your friend Kurt's father...

138
00:05:30,324 --> 00:05:32,192
Burt Hummel.

139
00:05:36,730 --> 00:05:39,897
Hey. I'd like to talk to someone
about renting out this space.

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APRIL: Okay, fellas,
grab a gal, or...

141
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grab another fella if that's
the way the Good Lord made ya!

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'Cause it's a
couples skate!

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No way.

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♪ ♪

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Well, as I live and breathe!

146
00:05:54,940 --> 00:05:57,007
Will Schuester?!

147
00:05:57,075 --> 00:05:58,475
I just had a sex dream

148
00:05:58,543 --> 00:06:00,944
about you!
Aw, isn't he smokin'?

149
00:06:01,012 --> 00:06:02,646
April. April, please stop
speaking into the mic.

150
00:06:02,713 --> 00:06:05,048
Wait...
I smell something.

151
00:06:05,115 --> 00:06:06,149
What?

152
00:06:06,216 --> 00:06:09,084
I smell a duet coming on!
Fire!

153
00:06:09,152 --> 00:06:10,118
Springsteen! Hit it!

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[band plays intro to Fire]

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April, what is going on here?

156
00:06:15,191 --> 00:06:16,458
You own this place?

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♪ I'm ridin' in your car, ♪

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♪ you turn on the radio. ♪

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♪ You're pullin' me close, ♪

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♪ I just say no. ♪

161
00:06:33,705 --> 00:06:37,340
♪ I say I don't like it ♪

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♪ but you know I'm a liar ♪

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BOTH:
♪ 'cause when we kiss ♪

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♪ Ooh... fire. ♪

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♪ Late at night ♪

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♪ Ooh. ♪

167
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BOTH:
♪ you're takin' me home. ♪

168
00:06:57,391 --> 00:06:59,993
♪ You say you wanna stay. ♪

169
00:07:00,061 --> 00:07:01,861
♪ I wanna stay. ♪

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00:07:01,929 --> 00:07:03,096
♪ I say ♪

171
00:07:03,164 --> 00:07:05,497
BOTH:
♪ I wanna be alone. ♪

172
00:07:05,565 --> 00:07:09,500
♪ I say I don't love you ♪

173
00:07:09,568 --> 00:07:13,803
♪ but you know I'm a liar ♪

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00:07:13,871 --> 00:07:17,273
♪ 'cause when we kiss ♪

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♪ Ooh, fire. ♪

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♪ Romeo and Juliet, ♪

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00:07:25,583 --> 00:07:30,186
♪ Samson and Delilah, ♪

178
00:07:30,254 --> 00:07:32,487
♪ Oh, baby, you can bet ♪

179
00:07:34,356 --> 00:07:36,757
♪ a love they couldn't deny. ♪

180
00:07:38,825 --> 00:07:40,993
♪ My words,
they say split, ♪

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WILL:
♪ Yeah ♪

182
00:07:43,029 --> 00:07:45,263
♪ but my words may lie ♪

183
00:07:45,331 --> 00:07:47,364
♪ May lie. ♪

184
00:07:47,432 --> 00:07:49,666
BOTH:
♪ 'cause when we kiss ♪

185
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♪ ooh, fire. ♪

186
00:07:54,103 --> 00:07:55,269
April, what happened?

187
00:07:55,337 --> 00:07:57,071
I mean, last
time I saw you,

188
00:07:57,138 --> 00:07:59,206
you were getting cleaned
up, headed off to Branson.

189
00:07:59,273 --> 00:08:01,274
I know. It's crazy, right?

190
00:08:01,341 --> 00:08:03,307
I was so jazzed
about sobering up

191
00:08:03,375 --> 00:08:04,842
and starting a new life,

192
00:08:04,909 --> 00:08:07,177
I had to stop at a bar to get
a drink just to calm down.

193
00:08:07,244 --> 00:08:10,713
Then I hung out at that bar
for a few months or so.

194
00:08:10,780 --> 00:08:13,815
One day, an old codger,
about 75, 80, came in,

195
00:08:13,883 --> 00:08:15,651
and asked to buy me a drink.

196
00:08:15,719 --> 00:08:16,986
Get this.

197
00:08:17,054 --> 00:08:19,557
Buddy Leibowitz.

198
00:08:19,624 --> 00:08:22,526
Of Leibowitz Strip Malls?
I'm his new mistress.

199
00:08:22,594 --> 00:08:25,295
April, I really thought you were
serious about getting sober.

200
00:08:25,363 --> 00:08:27,631
No. Don't look
so disappointed, Will.

201
00:08:27,699 --> 00:08:29,700
I mean,
who are we kidding really?

202
00:08:29,767 --> 00:08:31,701
I'm nothing
but a washed-up dreamer.

203
00:08:31,769 --> 00:08:34,070
It's all I'll ever be.

204
00:08:34,138 --> 00:08:36,639
Besides, I've
finally realized

205
00:08:36,707 --> 00:08:39,709
my lifelong ambition
of being a mistress

206
00:08:39,776 --> 00:08:42,478
to an incredibly wealthy
strip mall tycoon

207
00:08:42,546 --> 00:08:46,882
and the owner-operator
of a cabaret roller rink.

208
00:08:46,950 --> 00:08:49,618
Um, listen, about that...

209
00:08:49,686 --> 00:08:51,920
well, the Glee Club kind of
needs some rehearsal space.

210
00:08:51,988 --> 00:08:54,655
Sue's commandeered
the auditorium.

211
00:08:54,723 --> 00:08:56,856
Are you kidding?
Bring 'em here.

212
00:08:56,924 --> 00:08:58,224
- Really?
- Yeah.

213
00:08:58,292 --> 00:08:59,557
Oh, that would be amazing!

214
00:08:59,625 --> 00:09:01,025
And I promise,
it's only temporary.

215
00:09:01,093 --> 00:09:02,092
Oh, you're the best.

216
00:09:02,160 --> 00:09:03,460
Listen, uh, I got to run.

217
00:09:03,527 --> 00:09:05,094
I've got an appointment
to show my apartment.

218
00:09:05,162 --> 00:09:06,495
What's this, now?

219
00:09:06,562 --> 00:09:10,196
Yeah, so I need
to rent out my apartment

220
00:09:10,264 --> 00:09:12,396
and find a smaller place
to live.

221
00:09:12,464 --> 00:09:13,664
Uh...

222
00:09:13,731 --> 00:09:15,632
because I'm...
I'm getting a divorce.

223
00:09:15,699 --> 00:09:17,934
[loudly]:
Divorce?!

224
00:09:18,002 --> 00:09:20,033
So you're free to date?

225
00:09:20,100 --> 00:09:22,133
And by date, I mean
sleep with people.

226
00:09:22,200 --> 00:09:24,667
And by sleep with,
I mean have sex with people.

227
00:09:24,735 --> 00:09:26,002
People like me.

228
00:09:26,069 --> 00:09:28,037
[laughs] Kidding.
[laughs]

229
00:09:28,104 --> 00:09:30,338
Not really. But listen to this.

230
00:09:30,405 --> 00:09:31,438
You're looking
for a sub-letter.

231
00:09:31,506 --> 00:09:33,940
I'm looking for a place to stay.

232
00:09:34,008 --> 00:09:35,275
One catch.

233
00:09:35,342 --> 00:09:37,410
I'm full-time
fancy now, Will.

234
00:09:37,478 --> 00:09:39,145
I'm gonna want
to check the place out.

235
00:09:39,213 --> 00:09:40,648
I'm gonna wanna check
the "fungshwung,"

236
00:09:40,716 --> 00:09:42,184
or the "fing-fong,"
or whatever they call it.

237
00:09:42,252 --> 00:09:43,187
Tell you what.

238
00:09:43,255 --> 00:09:44,424
I'm gonna go get myself

239
00:09:44,492 --> 00:09:45,858
a bikini wax,

240
00:09:45,926 --> 00:09:47,993
and I'm gonna see you tomorrow.

241
00:09:56,002 --> 00:09:57,434
[bell ringing]
I lost two pounds, Coach.

242
00:09:57,502 --> 00:09:59,765
Well, Becky, you are
assimilating beautifully.

243
00:09:59,833 --> 00:10:01,865
Instead of being different
and an outcast,

244
00:10:01,933 --> 00:10:04,601
you're just like every other
teenage girl in America...

245
00:10:04,668 --> 00:10:06,769
sadly obsessed with vanity.

246
00:10:06,836 --> 00:10:08,203
Hey, before you
know it, you'll be

247
00:10:08,271 --> 00:10:09,438
leaving little
baggies of upchuck

248
00:10:09,505 --> 00:10:11,273
in your parents'
linen closet.

249
00:10:11,341 --> 00:10:12,608
Congrats.
I'm proud of you, kid.

250
00:10:12,676 --> 00:10:13,909
- Thanks, Coach.
- You betcha.

251
00:10:13,977 --> 00:10:15,812
Next!

252
00:10:19,049 --> 00:10:21,016
Hey, you're still in
your track uniform.

253
00:10:21,084 --> 00:10:23,385
Yup, and I'm ready
for my midweek weigh-in.

254
00:10:23,453 --> 00:10:26,122
I've been eating very well,
and walking everywhere, and...

255
00:10:26,190 --> 00:10:27,424
Okay, well, climb aboard.

256
00:10:27,491 --> 00:10:30,560
Let's see how many
libbies you lost.

257
00:10:31,829 --> 00:10:33,463
Well, look at
that, Mercedes.

258
00:10:33,531 --> 00:10:34,866
You've gained
two pounds.

259
00:10:34,934 --> 00:10:36,103
What?! That's impossible!

260
00:10:36,170 --> 00:10:38,005
Look, I'm gonna
break it down for you.

261
00:10:38,072 --> 00:10:40,140
You have four days
to lose the weight,

262
00:10:40,208 --> 00:10:41,941
get yourself in a
uniform, or you're out.

263
00:10:42,009 --> 00:10:43,376
What am I gonna do?

264
00:10:43,443 --> 00:10:44,844
Well, you might try
dropping the attitude.

265
00:10:44,911 --> 00:10:46,712
I'm sure there's a
pound or two in that.

266
00:10:46,780 --> 00:10:48,814
You know, with the Cheerios!,
we have only one lesson,

267
00:10:48,881 --> 00:10:49,748
and it's very
simple lesson:

268
00:10:49,816 --> 00:10:52,283
You do whatever it takes.

269
00:10:53,952 --> 00:10:55,185
[bell ringing]

270
00:10:55,253 --> 00:10:56,519
Next.

271
00:10:57,721 --> 00:10:59,188
Kurt, hey!
What-What the hell's

272
00:10:59,256 --> 00:11:00,689
going on with our parents?

273
00:11:00,757 --> 00:11:03,226
How did this happen? When did
they even meet each other?

274
00:11:03,294 --> 00:11:06,196
Parent-Teacher conference night,
about a month ago.

275
00:11:06,263 --> 00:11:08,363
<i>I always accompany my father
to those conferences,</i>

276
00:11:08,431 --> 00:11:09,696
<i>to act as translator.</i>

277
00:11:09,764 --> 00:11:12,064
How do you know
this is not organic?

278
00:11:12,132 --> 00:11:14,266
Because you can see the logo.
It's encrusted in the cookie.

279
00:11:14,334 --> 00:11:15,768
<i>Fate brought them together.</i>

280
00:11:15,836 --> 00:11:17,870
Dad, meet Carole Hudson.

281
00:11:17,938 --> 00:11:19,339
Ms. Hudson,
my father... Burt Hummel.

282
00:11:19,406 --> 00:11:21,408
You both have dead spouses,
maybe you should talk.

283
00:11:21,475 --> 00:11:22,942
You know, I was just saying
to a friend

284
00:11:23,010 --> 00:11:24,177
that acid wash
should make a comeback.

285
00:11:24,245 --> 00:11:25,645
Mmm. Really.

286
00:11:25,713 --> 00:11:27,316
And who said it ever left?

287
00:11:27,383 --> 00:11:29,919
<i>It was an instant connection.</i>

288
00:11:29,986 --> 00:11:31,921
That's impossible.

289
00:11:31,988 --> 00:11:33,289
When will you learn that
nothing is impossible

290
00:11:33,356 --> 00:11:34,790
when it comes to love?

291
00:11:34,858 --> 00:11:37,325
Haven't you noticed anything
different about your mom?

292
00:11:37,393 --> 00:11:39,327
New clothes, new makeup,

293
00:11:39,394 --> 00:11:41,895
a haircut that doesn't look like
it was styled by the Amish?

294
00:11:41,963 --> 00:11:43,596
Who do you think
Pretty Woman'ed her up?

295
00:11:43,664 --> 00:11:45,330
Has she started selling
the furniture yet?

296
00:11:45,398 --> 00:11:47,198
Yeah, yeah, she just got rid
of her old bedroom set.

297
00:11:47,266 --> 00:11:49,800
And she tried to sell my
dad's chair, but I stopped her.

298
00:11:49,868 --> 00:11:51,568
How did you even know that?

299
00:11:51,636 --> 00:11:54,037
People our parents' age don't
wait around for love to bloom.

300
00:11:54,104 --> 00:11:55,605
They know what they want.

301
00:11:55,672 --> 00:11:58,373
I guess you and I will be
roommates with Mom and Dad

302
00:11:58,441 --> 00:11:59,774
cohabitating upstairs
by midterms.

303
00:11:59,842 --> 00:12:02,243
- No way.
- Give in to the inevitable, Finn.

304
00:12:02,311 --> 00:12:04,913
I want us to decide how to
redecorate our room together.

305
00:12:04,980 --> 00:12:06,748
That's why I asked you
about the swatches.

306
00:12:06,816 --> 00:12:08,149
And don't sweat that old chair.

307
00:12:08,217 --> 00:12:10,051
I have a lovely chaise
picked out.

308
00:12:10,119 --> 00:12:12,887
Look-Look, screw you-your
swatches and you-your "chez."

309
00:12:12,955 --> 00:12:14,622
- "Chaise."
- Whatever, okay.

310
00:12:14,689 --> 00:12:16,223
Look, I-I like my house.

311
00:12:16,291 --> 00:12:19,359
I'm not moving, and she's not
selling that... that damn chair.

312
00:12:21,029 --> 00:12:22,296
[bell ringing]

313
00:12:22,364 --> 00:12:23,397
A roller rink?!

314
00:12:23,465 --> 00:12:24,765
Weren't those outlawed
in, like, 1981,

315
00:12:24,833 --> 00:12:27,266
for being totally lame?

316
00:12:27,334 --> 00:12:29,601
Oh, come on, guys,
where's your sense of adventure?

317
00:12:29,669 --> 00:12:31,669
The space is great and
April is giving it

318
00:12:31,736 --> 00:12:33,136
to us to practice
in for free.

319
00:12:33,204 --> 00:12:35,104
Mr. Shue, if I may?

320
00:12:38,441 --> 00:12:42,342
New Directions! is clearly a
club with a dearth of direction.

321
00:12:42,410 --> 00:12:43,844
Rachel and Jessie
refuse to accept

322
00:12:43,911 --> 00:12:46,045
that all of us
would rather die

323
00:12:46,113 --> 00:12:48,647
before we allow them to become
the next Beyoncé and Jay-Z.

324
00:12:48,715 --> 00:12:50,482
And Finn's mother's
romance with my father

325
00:12:50,549 --> 00:12:54,319
is sending him into a wholly
unnecessary tailspin of despair.

326
00:12:55,955 --> 00:12:57,389
What we all need right now

327
00:12:57,457 --> 00:13:00,692
is to explore the idea
of a sense of place

328
00:13:00,760 --> 00:13:03,494
and how, if we find
that place within,

329
00:13:03,562 --> 00:13:05,062
we will get that happy ending.

330
00:13:05,130 --> 00:13:06,930
Brad, B flat.

331
00:13:06,998 --> 00:13:09,833
[gentle intro plays]

332
00:13:16,474 --> 00:13:19,542
♪ A chair is still a chair ♪

333
00:13:19,610 --> 00:13:24,437
♪ even when there's no one
sitting there. ♪

334
00:13:26,870 --> 00:13:29,600
♪ But a chair ♪

335
00:13:29,667 --> 00:13:31,968
♪ is not a house ♪

336
00:13:32,036 --> 00:13:35,773
♪ and a house is not a home ♪

337
00:13:35,841 --> 00:13:39,811
♪ when there's no one there ♪

338
00:13:39,879 --> 00:13:43,950
♪ to hold you tight ♪

339
00:13:44,019 --> 00:13:46,821
♪ and no one there ♪

340
00:13:46,889 --> 00:13:50,791
♪ you... can... ♪

341
00:13:50,859 --> 00:13:58,338
♪ kiss... good... night. ♪

342
00:14:01,610 --> 00:14:05,747
♪ A room is still a room ♪

343
00:14:05,815 --> 00:14:10,318
♪ even when there's nothing
there but gloom. ♪

344
00:14:13,122 --> 00:14:16,991
♪ But a room is not a house ♪

345
00:14:17,059 --> 00:14:20,161
♪ and a house is not a home ♪

346
00:14:20,229 --> 00:14:23,197
♪ when the two of us ♪

347
00:14:23,265 --> 00:14:26,000
♪ are far apart ♪

348
00:14:26,068 --> 00:14:32,573
♪ and one of us
has a broken heart. ♪

349
00:14:34,810 --> 00:14:39,780
♪ Now and then
I call your name ♪

350
00:14:39,848 --> 00:14:46,653
♪ and suddenly
your face appears ♪

351
00:14:46,721 --> 00:14:52,225
♪ but it's just a crazy game ♪

352
00:14:52,292 --> 00:14:54,293
♪ and when it ends, ♪

353
00:14:54,361 --> 00:15:01,166
♪ It ends in tears. ♪

354
00:15:03,269 --> 00:15:08,673
♪ So, darling, have a heart. ♪

355
00:15:08,740 --> 00:15:15,912
♪ Don't let one mistake
keep us apart. ♪

356
00:15:15,980 --> 00:15:19,682
♪ Well, I'm not meant
to live alone. ♪

357
00:15:19,749 --> 00:15:23,151
♪ Turn this house into a home. ♪

358
00:15:23,219 --> 00:15:30,391
♪ When I climb the stair
and turn the key... ♪

359
00:15:30,458 --> 00:15:36,029
♪ oh, please be there ♪

360
00:15:38,299 --> 00:15:43,236
♪ still in love... ♪

361
00:15:43,304 --> 00:15:51,076
♪ with me. ♪

362
00:15:57,516 --> 00:15:59,350
[song ends]

363
00:16:04,218 --> 00:16:06,364
[bell ringing]

364
00:16:10,234 --> 00:16:11,567
Hiya, hot stuff.

365
00:16:11,635 --> 00:16:12,701
Hey, April.

366
00:16:12,769 --> 00:16:15,070
Um... come in.

367
00:16:15,138 --> 00:16:17,205
What's with the... what's
with the duffel bag?

368
00:16:17,272 --> 00:16:19,906
Can't have an overnighter
without an overnight bag.

369
00:16:19,973 --> 00:16:21,373
Overnight?

370
00:16:21,440 --> 00:16:23,207
Baby, I'm an artist...
I don't go by brains,

371
00:16:23,275 --> 00:16:25,240
I go by feel.

372
00:16:25,308 --> 00:16:27,009
I need to settle in
to the energy of the place,

373
00:16:27,076 --> 00:16:28,643
get to know the ghosts.

374
00:16:28,711 --> 00:16:29,778
Won't Buddy miss you?

375
00:16:29,845 --> 00:16:31,045
Oh, he's out of town.

376
00:16:31,113 --> 00:16:33,083
Something about
buying a new kidney

377
00:16:33,151 --> 00:16:34,653
or lung.

378
00:16:34,720 --> 00:16:36,455
Look, April,
I'm really not comfortable

379
00:16:36,522 --> 00:16:38,023
with any of this.

380
00:16:38,090 --> 00:16:39,724
I'm not looking
for a hookup, Will.

381
00:16:39,792 --> 00:16:42,025
I just sleep better
with someone inside the house.

382
00:16:43,761 --> 00:16:46,762
I guess I've been just feeling
a little lonely, you know?

383
00:16:46,829 --> 00:16:48,463
Yeah. I know.

384
00:16:48,530 --> 00:16:49,897
Just one night?

385
00:16:49,965 --> 00:16:51,832
[sighs]

386
00:16:51,900 --> 00:16:54,500
Oh, look, do you want to sub-let
this place quick or not?

387
00:16:54,568 --> 00:16:56,868
Okay, fine,
but you get the couch.

388
00:16:56,936 --> 00:16:58,170
And no funny business.

389
00:17:00,139 --> 00:17:01,840
[April humming]
WILL: Um...

390
00:17:01,908 --> 00:17:04,075
bathroom is right
around the corner.

391
00:17:04,143 --> 00:17:06,377
Sometimes you just need
a little Burt.

392
00:17:06,445 --> 00:17:08,613
Take whatever you want
from the refrigerator.

393
00:17:08,680 --> 00:17:09,713
April.

394
00:17:11,049 --> 00:17:12,481
The liquor cabinet
is off-limits.

395
00:17:12,549 --> 00:17:14,583
Oh, no worries... brought my own.

396
00:17:14,651 --> 00:17:16,485
[One Less Bell to Answer
instrumental playing]

397
00:17:16,552 --> 00:17:18,120
Good night, April.

398
00:17:19,288 --> 00:17:21,990
G'night, Will.

399
00:17:27,467 --> 00:17:34,911
♪ One less bell to answer, ♪

400
00:17:34,978 --> 00:17:40,918
♪ one less egg to fry, ♪

401
00:17:40,985 --> 00:17:44,757
♪ one less man ♪

402
00:17:44,824 --> 00:17:48,126
♪ to pick up after. ♪

403
00:17:48,194 --> 00:17:52,263
♪ I should be happy, ♪

404
00:17:52,331 --> 00:17:56,902
♪ but all I do is cry. ♪

405
00:17:56,969 --> 00:17:59,837
♪ Cry, cry. ♪

406
00:17:59,905 --> 00:18:02,373
♪ No more laughter. ♪

407
00:18:02,441 --> 00:18:04,975
♪ Oh, I should be happy. ♪

408
00:18:05,043 --> 00:18:09,479
♪ Oh, why did she go...? ♪

409
00:18:09,547 --> 00:18:12,815
♪ I only know
that since he left ♪

410
00:18:12,882 --> 00:18:17,886
♪ my life's so empty. ♪

411
00:18:17,953 --> 00:18:19,821
♪ Oh ♪
♪ Though I try to forget, ♪

412
00:18:19,889 --> 00:18:22,958
♪ it just can't be done. ♪

413
00:18:23,026 --> 00:18:28,936
♪ Each time the doorbell rings,
I still run ♪

414
00:18:29,003 --> 00:18:33,976
BOTH:
♪ I don't know
how in the world ♪

415
00:18:34,044 --> 00:18:36,614
♪ to stop thinking of him. ♪

416
00:18:36,682 --> 00:18:38,949
♪ I should be happy ♪

417
00:18:39,017 --> 00:18:43,887
♪ 'Cause I still love him so. ♪

418
00:18:43,955 --> 00:18:48,625
♪ I end each day the way I start out. ♪
♪ I start and end ♪

419
00:18:48,692 --> 00:18:52,929
♪ crying my heart out. ♪
♪ each day crying ♪

420
00:18:52,996 --> 00:18:58,099
♪ One less bell to answer. ♪

421
00:18:58,167 --> 00:19:06,807
♪ One less egg to fry. ♪

422
00:19:06,874 --> 00:19:10,043
♪ One less man ♪
♪ One less man ♪

423
00:19:10,110 --> 00:19:12,678
♪ To pick up after. ♪

424
00:19:12,746 --> 00:19:16,648
♪ No more laughter, ♪
♪ No more ♪

425
00:19:16,716 --> 00:19:23,421
BOTH:
♪ no more love... ♪

426
00:19:23,489 --> 00:19:27,057
♪ since he went away. ♪

427
00:19:27,124 --> 00:19:29,959
♪ Since she ♪

428
00:19:30,027 --> 00:19:33,728
♪ went away. ♪
♪ Since he ♪

429
00:19:33,796 --> 00:19:38,432
♪ went away. ♪

430
00:19:41,536 --> 00:19:46,772
♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh... ♪

431
00:19:46,840 --> 00:19:50,275
♪ A chair is still a chair ♪

432
00:19:50,343 --> 00:19:56,447
♪ even when there's no one
sitting there. ♪

433
00:19:56,515 --> 00:20:00,717
♪ Well, I'm not meant
to live alone. ♪

434
00:20:00,785 --> 00:20:05,054
♪ Turn this house into a home. ♪

435
00:20:05,122 --> 00:20:11,392
♪ When I climb the stair
and turn the key... ♪

436
00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:18,835
♪ Oh, please be there ♪

437
00:20:18,903 --> 00:20:25,779
♪ still in love ♪

438
00:20:25,846 --> 00:20:31,786
♪ with me... ♪
♪ One less bell to answer. ♪

439
00:20:31,854 --> 00:20:35,623
♪ Each time the doorbell rings ♪

440
00:20:35,691 --> 00:20:38,560
♪ I still run... ♪

441
00:20:38,627 --> 00:20:42,630
♪ One less egg to fry ♪

442
00:20:42,698 --> 00:20:46,067
♪ I've got one less man ♪
♪ One less man... ♪

443
00:20:46,135 --> 00:20:49,304
♪ to pick up after. ♪

444
00:20:49,372 --> 00:20:52,540
♪ No more ♪
♪ No more laughter, ♪

445
00:20:52,608 --> 00:20:58,680
BOTH:
♪ No more love, ♪

446
00:20:58,747 --> 00:21:02,216
♪ since he ♪

447
00:21:02,284 --> 00:21:03,951
♪ went away. ♪
♪ since she ♪

448
00:21:04,019 --> 00:21:08,252
♪ went away, ♪
♪ Since he ♪

449
00:21:08,320 --> 00:21:12,383
♪ went away, ♪

450
00:21:12,450 --> 00:21:19,948
[in harmony]:
♪ all I do ♪

451
00:21:20,016 --> 00:21:24,118
♪ is ♪

452
00:21:24,186 --> 00:21:35,662
♪ cry. ♪

453
00:21:37,831 --> 00:21:39,866
Good night, Will.

454
00:21:39,933 --> 00:21:42,401
Good night, April.

455
00:21:45,305 --> 00:21:47,139
[song ends]

456
00:21:49,009 --> 00:21:50,576
A toast.

457
00:21:50,644 --> 00:21:53,179
Tonight is
a momentous occasion.

458
00:21:53,246 --> 00:21:55,781
It marks the first real
communion between the Hummel

459
00:21:55,849 --> 00:21:57,749
and the Hudson clans.

460
00:21:57,817 --> 00:21:58,917
I imagine that
when the Bouviers

461
00:21:58,984 --> 00:22:00,518
and the Kennedys
first broke bread,

462
00:22:00,586 --> 00:22:03,521
there was a similar sense
of joy and urgency.

463
00:22:03,589 --> 00:22:05,456
So let me raise
my Shirley Temple

464
00:22:05,524 --> 00:22:07,257
to our new little family.

465
00:22:07,325 --> 00:22:09,993
- Aw...
- We're not a family.

466
00:22:10,061 --> 00:22:11,394
Finn...

467
00:22:11,462 --> 00:22:13,363
It's cool.
You're right.

468
00:22:13,431 --> 00:22:15,899
Your mom and I just enjoy each
other's company right now.

469
00:22:15,966 --> 00:22:17,066
Let's just enjoy dinner.

470
00:22:17,134 --> 00:22:18,201
I mean, I'm buying, right?

471
00:22:18,268 --> 00:22:20,870
[Carole laughs]

472
00:22:20,938 --> 00:22:22,004
What you,
playing basketball now?

473
00:22:22,072 --> 00:22:23,305
Yeah, but I actually

474
00:22:23,373 --> 00:22:24,640
kind of like football better.

475
00:22:24,708 --> 00:22:25,974
I didn't know that.

476
00:22:26,042 --> 00:22:27,709
Sounds crazy,
but I miss getting hit.

477
00:22:27,777 --> 00:22:29,945
Pure boyish insanity.

478
00:22:30,012 --> 00:22:30,945
No, it isn't.

479
00:22:31,013 --> 00:22:32,280
I totally get that.

480
00:22:32,347 --> 00:22:33,681
I used to love the feeling

481
00:22:33,749 --> 00:22:34,816
of getting my
clock cleaned

482
00:22:34,883 --> 00:22:35,816
and then popping
right up.

483
00:22:35,884 --> 00:22:37,051
Kind of reminded me

484
00:22:37,118 --> 00:22:38,084
- of being alive.
- Yeah.

485
00:22:38,152 --> 00:22:39,485
Why hasn't anyone commented

486
00:22:39,553 --> 00:22:41,353
on the new jeans I got Carole?

487
00:22:41,420 --> 00:22:42,820
Oh, come on.

488
00:22:42,887 --> 00:22:44,154
Notice that the waistband falls
well below the belly button.

489
00:22:44,221 --> 00:22:46,386
A welcome change.

490
00:22:46,454 --> 00:22:47,720
Sure, Kurt. Hey, you know,
I sell tires

491
00:22:47,788 --> 00:22:49,289
to one of the assistant
coaches from the Browns.

492
00:22:49,356 --> 00:22:52,123
I can probably get you tickets,
if you want to go.

493
00:22:52,191 --> 00:22:54,554
That'd be awesome. I've never
been to an NFL game live before.

494
00:22:54,622 --> 00:22:55,755
Well, no problem.

495
00:22:55,823 --> 00:22:57,855
FINN [laughs]:
Wow. You know,

496
00:22:57,923 --> 00:23:00,123
for a place called
Breadstix, these really suck.

497
00:23:00,191 --> 00:23:01,618
[both laughing]

498
00:23:01,686 --> 00:23:03,817
[laughing]

499
00:23:03,885 --> 00:23:05,718
BURT: It's really
just stale bread.

500
00:23:05,785 --> 00:23:07,286
CAROLE:
Yeah...

501
00:23:08,521 --> 00:23:10,088
BURT:
Hey.

502
00:23:10,156 --> 00:23:11,756
You finally choose one?

503
00:23:11,823 --> 00:23:13,324
No. They're all wrong.

504
00:23:13,391 --> 00:23:14,758
Well, they all look
like gray to me.

505
00:23:14,825 --> 00:23:16,058
Well, maybe if they were

506
00:23:16,126 --> 00:23:17,392
different colored
sports uniforms,

507
00:23:17,460 --> 00:23:19,528
you'd work harder to
try and tell them apart.

508
00:23:19,596 --> 00:23:21,396
I knew it.
I knew when I started in

509
00:23:21,464 --> 00:23:23,198
on the football with Finn,
you'd take it personal.

510
00:23:23,266 --> 00:23:24,833
How could I not, Dad?

511
00:23:24,901 --> 00:23:26,234
When was the last time

512
00:23:26,302 --> 00:23:28,336
you were that engaged
in a conversation with me?

513
00:23:28,404 --> 00:23:30,739
I'm sorry. I don't know
what you want here.

514
00:23:30,807 --> 00:23:32,607
What I want is for you
to appreciate

515
00:23:32,675 --> 00:23:35,576
how hard it is for me
to watch you bond with the son

516
00:23:35,644 --> 00:23:36,744
that you've obviously
always wanted.

517
00:23:36,812 --> 00:23:38,479
Oh, suddenly
I'm not the guy

518
00:23:38,546 --> 00:23:40,947
who sat through <i>Riverdance</i>
three years in a row?

519
00:23:41,015 --> 00:23:44,317
Look, Kurt, I love you,

520
00:23:44,385 --> 00:23:46,484
and I am sympathetic
to all of your stuff,

521
00:23:46,552 --> 00:23:48,651
but come on, buddy,
we got a deal here.

522
00:23:48,719 --> 00:23:50,786
Right? I don't try
to change you,

523
00:23:50,854 --> 00:23:52,386
you don't try to change me.

524
00:23:52,454 --> 00:23:54,821
You are my son,

525
00:23:54,889 --> 00:23:57,222
and a little guy talk
with some other kid

526
00:23:57,290 --> 00:23:58,856
isn't gonna
change that.

527
00:23:58,923 --> 00:24:00,857
Guy talk?

528
00:24:00,924 --> 00:24:02,925
I'm a guy.

529
00:24:02,993 --> 00:24:05,360
Well, come on,
you know what I mean.

530
00:24:06,560 --> 00:24:08,995
Maybe I was wrong.

531
00:24:09,063 --> 00:24:10,797
Maybe it is too soon

532
00:24:10,865 --> 00:24:12,765
for you to start getting serious
with someone.

533
00:24:14,367 --> 00:24:17,068
Your mom's been dead
eight years, you know that.

534
00:24:24,307 --> 00:24:25,940
Why'd you fix me up
with Carole, huh?

535
00:24:26,008 --> 00:24:27,241
Wasn't it to make me happy?

536
00:24:27,309 --> 00:24:28,608
'Cause that's what you told me.

537
00:24:28,676 --> 00:24:31,110
Can you go now?

538
00:24:31,178 --> 00:24:33,545
I'm a half an hour behind
on my moisturizing routine,

539
00:24:33,612 --> 00:24:35,279
and I need to get up early.

540
00:24:42,651 --> 00:24:45,185
TINA: Do you want half
of my peppermint patty?

541
00:24:45,253 --> 00:24:47,120
No. I don't put junk in my body.

542
00:24:47,188 --> 00:24:48,554
Why are you doing this?

543
00:24:48,622 --> 00:24:50,422
We like you
no matter how you look.

544
00:24:50,489 --> 00:24:52,290
And those shake diets
are really unhealthy.

545
00:24:52,358 --> 00:24:53,458
They also don't really work.

546
00:24:53,525 --> 00:24:54,892
As soon as you go off them,

547
00:24:54,960 --> 00:24:56,227
you gain back
the weight you lost.

548
00:24:56,294 --> 00:24:58,495
You know what?
I don't want to hear it!

549
00:24:58,563 --> 00:25:01,898
You have no idea how much
I'm sacrificing to be a Cheerio!

550
00:25:01,966 --> 00:25:03,232
To look fantastic.

551
00:25:03,300 --> 00:25:04,934
To finally fit in
at this school.

552
00:25:07,908 --> 00:25:11,013
We're just trying
to look out for you.

553
00:25:11,080 --> 00:25:12,783
We just want you
to be healthy.

554
00:25:12,851 --> 00:25:14,219
Stop getting all up in my face,

555
00:25:14,287 --> 00:25:15,790
telling me what
I can and cannot do.

556
00:25:15,858 --> 00:25:18,661
And I'm really hungry, so stop
trying to get me to eat you!

557
00:25:18,729 --> 00:25:20,763
Hold up. Did she just say
she wanted to eat us?

558
00:25:23,233 --> 00:25:25,133
The point is that
Fanny Brice is

559
00:25:25,201 --> 00:25:26,534
the most iconic work.

560
00:25:26,602 --> 00:25:29,503
Aw, damn.

561
00:25:36,447 --> 00:25:37,880
Your blood pressure's low.

562
00:25:37,948 --> 00:25:39,949
Maybe that's why you fainted.

563
00:25:40,016 --> 00:25:41,717
Your mom will
be here soon.

564
00:25:41,784 --> 00:25:43,552
I'll go and get you
some ginger ale.

565
00:25:51,059 --> 00:25:54,193
Thanks. I'm not hungry.

566
00:25:54,261 --> 00:25:55,361
Yes, you are.

567
00:25:55,428 --> 00:25:57,195
You're starving.

568
00:25:57,263 --> 00:25:58,696
I know. I've been there.

569
00:26:00,999 --> 00:26:02,732
Did all the other kids
start looking like food

570
00:26:02,800 --> 00:26:03,800
right before you fainted?

571
00:26:03,867 --> 00:26:07,169
- Yeah. How'd you know?
- Been there.

572
00:26:07,237 --> 00:26:10,650
...Eat the granola bar.

573
00:26:11,342 --> 00:26:13,642
Why are you being
so nice to me?

574
00:26:13,810 --> 00:26:16,278
I can't remember the last time

575
00:26:16,345 --> 00:26:19,080
you said two words to me
that weren't "you" and "suck."

576
00:26:19,148 --> 00:26:22,783
'Cause I was you... scared.

577
00:26:22,851 --> 00:26:24,852
Hating myself for
eating a cookie.

578
00:26:24,919 --> 00:26:26,820
But I got over it.

579
00:26:26,888 --> 00:26:28,155
Yeah, of course you did,

580
00:26:28,222 --> 00:26:30,390
Miss Pretty Blonde
with the white girl ass.

581
00:26:30,457 --> 00:26:32,691
When you start eating
for somebody else,

582
00:26:32,759 --> 00:26:35,460
so that they can grow
and be healthy,

583
00:26:35,528 --> 00:26:37,461
your relationship
to food changes.

584
00:26:37,529 --> 00:26:39,563
What I realized is that

585
00:26:39,631 --> 00:26:42,698
if I'm so willing to eat
right to take care of this baby,

586
00:26:42,766 --> 00:26:44,867
why am I not willing
to do it for myself?

587
00:26:46,670 --> 00:26:47,970
You are so lucky.

588
00:26:49,439 --> 00:26:51,506
You've always been at home
in your body.

589
00:26:52,641 --> 00:26:55,208
Don't let Ms. Sylvester
take that away from you.

590
00:26:58,313 --> 00:27:00,580
I'm so embarrassed.

591
00:27:02,383 --> 00:27:04,250
This isn't me.

592
00:27:06,553 --> 00:27:08,287
[crying]:
How did I become this person?

593
00:27:11,990 --> 00:27:13,824
You are beautiful.

594
00:27:16,228 --> 00:27:17,728
You know that.

595
00:27:20,865 --> 00:27:24,333
I'm gonna stay here with you
until your mom comes, okay?

596
00:27:27,303 --> 00:27:31,206
<i>♪ Home sweet home. ♪</i>

597
00:27:31,273 --> 00:27:33,207
<i>♪ Tonight, tonight... ♪</i>

598
00:27:33,275 --> 00:27:36,043
I don't think
this is gonna work out.

599
00:27:36,111 --> 00:27:39,512
So, I'm thinking about
closing up early.

600
00:27:39,580 --> 00:27:41,414
Want to order a pizza,

601
00:27:41,481 --> 00:27:43,949
maybe snuggle up,
pop in a movie?

602
00:27:44,017 --> 00:27:46,184
I don't think
we should make a habit

603
00:27:46,251 --> 00:27:47,385
of spending
the night together.

604
00:27:47,452 --> 00:27:49,387
All we did was sleep.

605
00:27:49,455 --> 00:27:50,755
No. All <i>you</i> did was sleep.

606
00:27:50,822 --> 00:27:52,856
I was up all night
with you kicking me.

607
00:27:52,924 --> 00:27:55,926
Sorry.
Them's the night terrors.

608
00:27:55,994 --> 00:27:59,095
Look, I'm in the middle
of a divorce, and you...

609
00:27:59,163 --> 00:28:01,431
are you really where
you want to be?

610
00:28:01,498 --> 00:28:04,265
I mean, being
somebody's mistress?

611
00:28:04,333 --> 00:28:06,401
Don't you think you deserve
a little bit more than that?

612
00:28:06,468 --> 00:28:09,003
You can be the life
of the party every night

613
00:28:09,070 --> 00:28:10,504
and drink till
you can't see straight,

614
00:28:10,572 --> 00:28:14,073
but you're always going
to feel empty inside

615
00:28:14,141 --> 00:28:16,876
until you really
find a home.

616
00:28:16,943 --> 00:28:20,512
<i>♪ I'm on my way... ♪</i>

617
00:28:20,579 --> 00:28:22,481
But, listen, if you need a place
to stay tonight...

618
00:28:22,548 --> 00:28:23,582
No.

619
00:28:23,649 --> 00:28:25,216
No.

620
00:28:25,284 --> 00:28:26,584
You're right.

621
00:28:26,652 --> 00:28:28,786
You're right.
I am worth more than that.

622
00:28:30,555 --> 00:28:32,256
Tonight, I'm gonna
go over to Buddy's,

623
00:28:32,323 --> 00:28:33,924
and I'm gonna tell him
we're through.

624
00:28:33,991 --> 00:28:35,658
If he still had the powers
of speech,

625
00:28:35,726 --> 00:28:36,959
I'm sure he'd be thankful.

626
00:28:37,027 --> 00:28:40,762
You know, RinkyDinks
loses $8,000 a night.

627
00:28:40,830 --> 00:28:42,764
Turns out, roller rinks...

628
00:28:42,832 --> 00:28:46,467
not so profitable.

629
00:28:46,535 --> 00:28:48,369
[quiet laugh]

630
00:28:55,475 --> 00:28:58,943
You always give me the
right advice, Mr. Schuester.

631
00:28:59,011 --> 00:29:00,978
See you around.

632
00:29:01,046 --> 00:29:03,014
[clicks tongue]

633
00:29:04,183 --> 00:29:06,051
[sighs]

634
00:29:07,986 --> 00:29:10,287
[bell ringing]

635
00:29:10,355 --> 00:29:13,323
Finn, we need to talk.

636
00:29:13,391 --> 00:29:15,659
We have to break up our
parents immediately.

637
00:29:17,061 --> 00:29:19,162
I screwed up.

638
00:29:19,230 --> 00:29:21,830
I feel like the guy who
set up Liza and David Gest.

639
00:29:21,898 --> 00:29:24,032
It hurt you, didn't it?

640
00:29:24,099 --> 00:29:26,901
When I was talking sports
with your dad and stuff.

641
00:29:26,969 --> 00:29:28,269
I could tell
that you were...

642
00:29:28,337 --> 00:29:30,437
Left out?

643
00:29:30,505 --> 00:29:32,171
Invisible?

644
00:29:32,239 --> 00:29:33,639
Yeah.

645
00:29:33,708 --> 00:29:36,911
I don't like that my mom's
forgetting about my dad.

646
00:29:36,978 --> 00:29:39,512
It's up to me
to keep his memory alive,

647
00:29:39,580 --> 00:29:42,181
and I don't want
to move in with you.

648
00:29:42,249 --> 00:29:44,383
- No offense.
- None taken.

649
00:29:45,585 --> 00:29:47,286
So we put an end to them.

650
00:29:47,353 --> 00:29:49,121
Agreed?

651
00:29:49,189 --> 00:29:51,757
Agreed.

652
00:29:56,796 --> 00:29:58,663
What are you doing?

653
00:29:58,731 --> 00:30:00,599
I'm going to flush Dad's
ashes down the toilet.

654
00:30:02,802 --> 00:30:05,170
Have you lost your mind?!

655
00:30:05,238 --> 00:30:08,272
What? I'm just doing the same
thing you're doing to him.

656
00:30:08,340 --> 00:30:09,938
What's the point
of keeping his remains around

657
00:30:10,006 --> 00:30:12,637
if you're just gonna dump
them out like an old ashtray?

658
00:30:12,703 --> 00:30:14,569
Fine.

659
00:30:16,839 --> 00:30:19,140
What are you doing?
What you want.

660
00:30:19,207 --> 00:30:20,207
What we've been doing

661
00:30:20,275 --> 00:30:22,676
for the last 15 years:
pretending.

662
00:30:22,744 --> 00:30:26,113
Come on, Finn, let's sit
and watch TV as a family.

663
00:30:26,181 --> 00:30:27,514
Look! There's
a basketball game on.

664
00:30:27,582 --> 00:30:29,316
Your dad would've liked
to watch that.

665
00:30:29,383 --> 00:30:30,550
What do you think, Christopher?

666
00:30:30,618 --> 00:30:31,751
Mom, you're being crazy.

667
00:30:31,819 --> 00:30:33,019
And you're being selfish.

668
00:30:34,088 --> 00:30:37,557
I like Burt. I-I...

669
00:30:37,624 --> 00:30:40,793
I haven't felt this way about
a guy since your dad died.

670
00:30:40,860 --> 00:30:43,295
At least not one
who felt it back.

671
00:30:43,363 --> 00:30:45,497
This family works. I don't
want it to get screwed up!

672
00:30:45,565 --> 00:30:47,765
This family manages.

673
00:30:47,833 --> 00:30:50,802
We get by.

674
00:30:50,869 --> 00:30:52,937
You just don't know
any differently because

675
00:30:53,005 --> 00:30:54,372
you think
what we have is normal.

676
00:31:03,180 --> 00:31:05,582
[crying]:
I do this with him every night.

677
00:31:07,418 --> 00:31:09,485
I take the urn to bed with me,

678
00:31:09,553 --> 00:31:11,920
and I talk to him about my day.

679
00:31:11,988 --> 00:31:14,455
16 years,

680
00:31:14,523 --> 00:31:18,491
I've been asking him
for advice and...

681
00:31:20,727 --> 00:31:22,594
...and waiting
to hear his laugh,

682
00:31:22,661 --> 00:31:24,762
and for him
to tell me that he loves me.

683
00:31:27,931 --> 00:31:29,764
And he never does.

684
00:31:31,166 --> 00:31:32,500
And he never will.

685
00:31:36,670 --> 00:31:38,804
I won't do it. I'm not moving.
I'm not ready.

686
00:31:38,871 --> 00:31:41,239
And he wouldn't want you
to do this if I wasn't ready.

687
00:31:41,307 --> 00:31:43,942
You didn't know him, Finn.

688
00:31:47,547 --> 00:31:53,518
Sweetheart,
I love you so much.

689
00:31:53,586 --> 00:31:57,189
We don't need any more
memories or ghosts.

690
00:31:57,256 --> 00:32:01,493
We need a family. A home.

691
00:32:18,017 --> 00:32:20,185
Well, with a name like Tracy,

692
00:32:20,253 --> 00:32:22,153
I assumed you were a lady.

693
00:32:22,221 --> 00:32:24,588
Quite a turnout

694
00:32:24,656 --> 00:32:25,955
for a pep rally.

695
00:32:26,022 --> 00:32:27,354
On assembly days, I arrange

696
00:32:27,422 --> 00:32:29,589
for the rest of the
school to be fumigated,

697
00:32:29,657 --> 00:32:32,626
leaving the gymnasium the only
place with breathable air.

698
00:32:32,694 --> 00:32:34,029
Oh, come on.
That's clever.

699
00:32:34,097 --> 00:32:36,299
You might want to start
writing down my little bon mots.

700
00:32:36,366 --> 00:32:37,934
I'm gonna be dropping
some beauties on you.

701
00:32:38,002 --> 00:32:40,669
You know, this is
just a freelance job.

702
00:32:40,737 --> 00:32:42,771
I was short-listed
for the Pulitzer last year

703
00:32:42,839 --> 00:32:44,041
for my <i>Newsweek</i> piece

704
00:32:44,109 --> 00:32:45,710
on high school athletes
going pro.

705
00:32:45,778 --> 00:32:48,947
So my cover story
isn't a fluff piece?

706
00:32:49,015 --> 00:32:50,949
Nope. Hard-hitting
investigation.

707
00:32:52,884 --> 00:32:54,585
[applause and cheering]

708
00:33:03,261 --> 00:33:07,063
Feast your ears on
this smokin' intro.

709
00:33:09,032 --> 00:33:11,066
In a few seconds.

710
00:33:11,134 --> 00:33:12,968
It's so important to
build the tension.

711
00:33:18,540 --> 00:33:19,707
[whispers]:
What is she doing?

712
00:33:21,443 --> 00:33:22,910
[mic feedback squeals]

713
00:33:22,977 --> 00:33:24,077
Hey, guys.

714
00:33:24,145 --> 00:33:25,778
I'm Mercedes Jones.

715
00:33:27,047 --> 00:33:29,348
So most of you know

716
00:33:29,415 --> 00:33:32,117
Cheerios! is about perfection
and winning,

717
00:33:32,184 --> 00:33:34,686
looking hot and being popular.

718
00:33:34,753 --> 00:33:38,455
Still building the tension.

719
00:33:38,523 --> 00:33:40,957
[mic feedback squeals]

720
00:33:41,025 --> 00:33:44,293
Well, I think that it should be
about something different.

721
00:33:46,896 --> 00:33:49,998
How many of you
at this school feel fat?

722
00:33:52,467 --> 00:33:54,001
How many of you feel like

723
00:33:54,068 --> 00:33:55,702
maybe you're not worth
very much?

724
00:33:57,738 --> 00:33:59,238
Or you're ugly,
or you have too many pimples

725
00:33:59,306 --> 00:34:03,542
and not enough friends?

726
00:34:03,644 --> 00:34:05,377
Well, I felt all those things
about myself

727
00:34:05,445 --> 00:34:07,179
at one time or another.

728
00:34:09,482 --> 00:34:12,818
Hell, I felt most of those
things about myself today.

729
00:34:12,886 --> 00:34:15,554
And that just ain't right.

730
00:34:15,622 --> 00:34:18,924
And we've got something
to say about it.

731
00:34:18,992 --> 00:34:20,892
And if you like
what we have to say,

732
00:34:20,960 --> 00:34:23,962
come down here
and sing it with us.

733
00:34:24,029 --> 00:34:27,331
[gentle intro playing]

734
00:34:27,399 --> 00:34:33,136
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ah... ♪

735
00:34:33,204 --> 00:34:36,439
♪ Yeah... ♪

736
00:34:37,641 --> 00:34:42,478
♪ Every day is so wonderful, ♪

737
00:34:42,546 --> 00:34:45,080
♪ and suddenly ♪

738
00:34:45,148 --> 00:34:48,285
♪ it's hard to breathe. ♪

739
00:34:50,357 --> 00:34:54,423
♪ Now and then I get insecure ♪

740
00:34:54,491 --> 00:34:57,925
♪ from all the pain. ♪

741
00:34:57,993 --> 00:35:00,893
♪ I'm so ashamed. ♪

742
00:35:02,759 --> 00:35:04,991
♪ I am beautiful ♪

743
00:35:05,059 --> 00:35:08,595
♪ no matter what they say. ♪

744
00:35:08,663 --> 00:35:13,399
♪ Words can't bring me down. ♪

745
00:35:15,669 --> 00:35:20,838
♪ I am beautiful
in every single way. ♪

746
00:35:20,906 --> 00:35:25,775
♪ Yes, words can't
bring me down. ♪

747
00:35:25,843 --> 00:35:28,311
♪ Oh, no... ♪

748
00:35:28,378 --> 00:35:32,612
♪ So don't you bring me
down today. ♪

749
00:35:32,680 --> 00:35:36,946
<i>♪ No matter what we do. ♪</i>
♪ No matter what we do. ♪

750
00:35:37,013 --> 00:35:40,178
♪ No matter what we say. ♪
<i>♪ We're the song that's outta tune, ♪</i>

751
00:35:40,246 --> 00:35:45,049
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah... ♪
<i>♪ full of beautiful mistakes. ♪</i>

752
00:35:45,117 --> 00:35:49,392
<i>♪ And everywhere we go ♪</i>
♪ And everywhere we go ♪

753
00:35:49,460 --> 00:35:53,560
♪ the sun will always, always ♪

754
00:35:53,628 --> 00:35:55,996
♪ shine, ♪

755
00:35:56,064 --> 00:35:58,766
♪ 'cause we are beautiful ♪

756
00:35:58,834 --> 00:36:01,702
♪ no matter what they say. ♪

757
00:36:01,770 --> 00:36:06,472
♪ Yes, words won't
bring us down ♪

758
00:36:06,540 --> 00:36:08,541
♪ Oh, no... ♪

759
00:36:08,608 --> 00:36:11,242
<i>♪ Ah... ♪</i>
♪ We are beautiful ♪

760
00:36:11,310 --> 00:36:13,911
♪ in every single way. ♪

761
00:36:13,979 --> 00:36:18,448
♪ Yes, words can't
bring us down. ♪

762
00:36:18,515 --> 00:36:22,183
♪ Oh, oh, oh. ♪

763
00:36:22,251 --> 00:36:27,056
♪ So don't you bring me down today. ♪
<i>♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh... ♪</i>

764
00:36:28,258 --> 00:36:32,461
♪ Oh, oh, oh... ♪

765
00:36:32,529 --> 00:36:34,263
♪ Oh... ♪

766
00:36:34,331 --> 00:36:39,434
♪ Don't you bring me
down today. ♪

767
00:36:39,502 --> 00:36:42,103
♪ Hey... ♪

768
00:36:42,170 --> 00:36:45,273
♪ Yeah... ♪

769
00:36:45,340 --> 00:36:48,209
<i>♪ Oh... ♪</i>
♪ Ooh... ♪

770
00:36:48,277 --> 00:36:52,711
♪ Don't you bring me down ♪

771
00:36:52,779 --> 00:36:58,181
♪ today. ♪

772
00:36:58,249 --> 00:37:01,084
[cheering]

773
00:37:05,923 --> 00:37:08,124
We can finish this interview
in your office tomorrow.

774
00:37:08,191 --> 00:37:10,659
[cheering continues]

775
00:37:13,029 --> 00:37:18,365
Thank you. I was wrong.

776
00:37:25,844 --> 00:37:26,944
Mr. Pendergrass,
let me explain.

777
00:37:27,011 --> 00:37:28,678
Just have a seat.

778
00:37:28,746 --> 00:37:31,681
Oh. Not used to
taking orders

779
00:37:31,749 --> 00:37:33,617
in my own office.

780
00:37:33,685 --> 00:37:36,154
Sue, when I met you,
I instantly disliked you.

781
00:37:36,222 --> 00:37:37,957
You're bossy, insulting,

782
00:37:38,025 --> 00:37:40,094
and the fact that twice
you called me Rerun

783
00:37:40,162 --> 00:37:42,530
makes me think
you're a little racist.

784
00:37:42,598 --> 00:37:44,631
I came here to write a piece

785
00:37:44,699 --> 00:37:47,502
that would expose you
as a coward and a cheat.

786
00:37:47,570 --> 00:37:49,271
I could not have been
more wrong.

787
00:37:49,339 --> 00:37:51,206
Beg pardon?

788
00:37:51,274 --> 00:37:53,008
You got every shape and size
Cheerio! up there

789
00:37:53,076 --> 00:37:55,143
singing about empowerment
and inclusion,

790
00:37:55,211 --> 00:37:59,446
telling everyone it's okay to
be exactly the person you are.

791
00:37:59,514 --> 00:38:00,981
You're a visionary,

792
00:38:01,049 --> 00:38:03,550
and I think
redefining cheerleading.

793
00:38:03,618 --> 00:38:05,518
Bravo.

794
00:38:05,586 --> 00:38:08,388
Well, thank you, uh,
Mr. Pendergrass.

795
00:38:08,456 --> 00:38:11,424
I... I can't say I'm surprised.

796
00:38:11,492 --> 00:38:14,860
Um, you know, I work so hard

797
00:38:14,928 --> 00:38:18,163
to get my girls feeling good
about themselves,

798
00:38:18,230 --> 00:38:20,098
becae it's what's inside
that counts.

799
00:38:20,165 --> 00:38:21,665
It's an honor, Coach.

800
00:38:21,733 --> 00:38:23,667
When this
hits the stands,

801
00:38:23,735 --> 00:38:25,702
it could mean
big things for you.

802
00:38:30,607 --> 00:38:32,474
[bell ringing]

803
00:38:35,412 --> 00:38:37,212
What are you doing here?
Did you already move in?

804
00:38:37,280 --> 00:38:38,981
No, your mom invited me.

805
00:38:39,048 --> 00:38:41,415
She thought you and I
could have a man-to-man.

806
00:38:41,482 --> 00:38:43,781
Good, you know, 'cause I got
a lot to say about this.

807
00:38:43,849 --> 00:38:46,746
Well, I don't,
so let me go first.

808
00:38:46,814 --> 00:38:49,913
You're pissed, I get it.

809
00:38:49,981 --> 00:38:52,317
Your dad is a hero,

810
00:38:52,384 --> 00:38:55,019
not only to the world for
what he did in Desert Storm,

811
00:38:55,087 --> 00:38:57,354
but he's a hero to you.

812
00:38:57,421 --> 00:39:00,189
No way I can fill his shoes.

813
00:39:02,458 --> 00:39:04,392
It's just, you know...

814
00:39:04,460 --> 00:39:05,526
I love your mom.

815
00:39:07,729 --> 00:39:09,996
She's like this angel that,
you know, came down

816
00:39:10,064 --> 00:39:12,131
to wake me up after
all these years,

817
00:39:12,199 --> 00:39:14,734
and I swear to you
I will never hurt her,

818
00:39:14,801 --> 00:39:17,669
I will always take care of her.

819
00:39:17,737 --> 00:39:19,171
And I can't be your dad,

820
00:39:19,238 --> 00:39:22,974
but I will be her hero
for as long as she'll take me.

821
00:39:26,211 --> 00:39:27,511
All right, I've said my piece.

822
00:39:27,579 --> 00:39:28,845
What do you want to say?

823
00:39:31,648 --> 00:39:35,350
Just... want to know
if you want to watch a game.

824
00:39:38,521 --> 00:39:40,488
Sure.

825
00:39:45,993 --> 00:39:47,527
Hold up.

826
00:39:49,129 --> 00:39:52,497
You can sit here
if you want.

827
00:40:02,339 --> 00:40:04,174
[TV turns on]

828
00:40:05,610 --> 00:40:07,577
[game playing on TV]

829
00:40:09,614 --> 00:40:11,481
You know, I hate Duke
like I hate the Nazis.

830
00:40:12,650 --> 00:40:14,384
[sighs]

831
00:40:14,452 --> 00:40:16,052
Tell me about it.

832
00:40:16,120 --> 00:40:19,990
This team, every year, they
recruit these guys and, uh...

833
00:40:20,057 --> 00:40:22,926
[talking continues indistinctly]

834
00:40:29,867 --> 00:40:31,934
[bell ringing]
I-I don't know what to say.

835
00:40:32,002 --> 00:40:33,235
Just say congratulations.

836
00:40:33,303 --> 00:40:34,736
I took your advice.

837
00:40:34,804 --> 00:40:37,604
I went home, I told Buddy that
if he wanted to keep me around,

838
00:40:37,672 --> 00:40:38,872
he had to ditch the old lady

839
00:40:38,940 --> 00:40:40,506
and give yours truly
the top job.

840
00:40:41,608 --> 00:40:43,976
And then he died.
[laughs]

841
00:40:44,043 --> 00:40:45,143
One of his eyes went all funny

842
00:40:45,211 --> 00:40:46,678
and he had a stroke
right in front of me.

843
00:40:46,745 --> 00:40:47,879
Geez, April, are you okay?

844
00:40:47,947 --> 00:40:49,881
Okay? I'm rich.

845
00:40:49,949 --> 00:40:52,317
The ol' battle axe was afraid
I'd go to <i>The Lima Times</i>,

846
00:40:52,385 --> 00:40:55,015
so she shut me up
to the tune of $2 million.

847
00:40:55,083 --> 00:40:58,980
So I'm sobering up, and I'm
heading to the Broadway, Will.

848
00:40:59,048 --> 00:41:01,548
I haven't had a drink
in 45 minutes.

849
00:41:01,616 --> 00:41:03,716
I'm going to take my hush money
and I'm going to mount

850
00:41:03,784 --> 00:41:08,520
the first-ever all-white
production of <i>The Wiz</i>.

851
00:41:08,587 --> 00:41:09,719
[laughs]
Okay.

852
00:41:09,787 --> 00:41:10,820
And I've got you to thank.

853
00:41:10,888 --> 00:41:12,722
Did you tell him yet?

854
00:41:12,789 --> 00:41:13,789
Tell me what?

855
00:41:13,857 --> 00:41:16,658
That I bought y'all
the auditorium.

856
00:41:16,726 --> 00:41:17,725
[cheering]

857
00:41:17,793 --> 00:41:19,060
What?!

858
00:41:19,127 --> 00:41:21,729
I wrote ol' Figgins a check
this morning.

859
00:41:21,797 --> 00:41:24,965
It's now called the April Rhodes
Civic Pavilion.

860
00:41:25,033 --> 00:41:28,101
I... I don't know
what to say.

861
00:41:28,170 --> 00:41:29,572
APRIL:
We've got that covered.

862
00:41:29,639 --> 00:41:32,408
[gentle intro playing]

863
00:41:41,517 --> 00:41:43,818
♪ When I think of home, ♪

864
00:41:43,886 --> 00:41:46,586
♪ I think of a place ♪

865
00:41:46,654 --> 00:41:52,590
♪ where there's love
overflowing. ♪

866
00:41:52,658 --> 00:41:55,060
♪ I wish I was home. ♪

867
00:41:55,127 --> 00:41:57,529
♪ I wish I was back there ♪

868
00:41:57,596 --> 00:42:04,533
♪ with the things
I been knowing. ♪

869
00:42:04,601 --> 00:42:10,404
♪ Wind that makes the tall grass
bend into leaning, ♪

870
00:42:10,472 --> 00:42:15,574
♪ suddenly the raindrops
that fall have a meaning, ♪

871
00:42:15,642 --> 00:42:20,743
♪ sprinklin' the scene, ♪

872
00:42:20,811 --> 00:42:29,283
♪ makes it all clean. ♪

873
00:42:29,351 --> 00:42:33,152
♪ Maybe there's a chance for me
to go back, ♪

874
00:42:33,220 --> 00:42:39,123
♪ now that I have
some direction. ♪

875
00:42:39,191 --> 00:42:43,830
♪ It sure would be nice
to be back home ♪

876
00:42:43,898 --> 00:42:46,438
♪ where there's love
and affection. ♪

877
00:42:29,288 --> 00:42:32,868
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