1 00:00:02,102 --> 00:00:03,069 So here's what's happened on Glee. 2 00:00:03,136 --> 00:00:05,070 Finn got Kurt to try out for the football team... 3 00:00:05,138 --> 00:00:07,800 but sometimes it seems like maybe Kurt's got a crush on him. 4 00:00:07,874 --> 00:00:10,274 It's enough to want to give up women altogether. [Chuckles] 5 00:00:10,343 --> 00:00:11,970 Will's old crush April joined the Glee Club... 6 00:00:12,045 --> 00:00:14,138 but she was drunk all the time so Will kicked her out. 7 00:00:14,214 --> 00:00:16,045 Also, Sue convinced Kurt and Mercedes that they should join the Cheerios... 8 00:00:16,116 --> 00:00:18,084 which Will was none too happy about. 9 00:00:18,151 --> 00:00:19,914 And that's what you missed on Glee. 10 00:00:21,755 --> 00:00:24,485 ##[Marching Band Drums] 11 00:00:24,557 --> 00:00:27,958 Ladies, what we have here is a grade-A dilemma. 12 00:00:28,028 --> 00:00:32,488 Mercedes, your vocal cords have had more fantastic runs than a Kenyan track team... 13 00:00:32,565 --> 00:00:35,159 but that look simply will not do. 14 00:00:35,235 --> 00:00:37,897 At first I thought it was a subtle homage to yours truly... 15 00:00:37,971 --> 00:00:40,303 but now I fear it's some sort of ironic comment. 16 00:00:40,373 --> 00:00:43,740 Ms. Sylvester, I'm just not comfortable in those Cheerios skirts. 17 00:00:43,810 --> 00:00:45,744 They don't fit me right. 18 00:00:45,812 --> 00:00:47,973 Mercedes, you shouldn't feel embarrassed about your body. 19 00:00:48,048 --> 00:00:49,675 Embarrassed? No, no. 20 00:00:49,749 --> 00:00:52,684 I'm worried about showing too much skin and causing a sex riot. 21 00:00:52,752 --> 00:00:54,743 [Both Laughing] 22 00:00:56,523 --> 00:00:58,616 How do you two not have a show on Bravo? 23 00:00:59,759 --> 00:01:01,454 Here's the skinny. 24 00:01:01,528 --> 00:01:04,793 Splits magazine, after much campaigning by one Sue Sylvester... 25 00:01:04,864 --> 00:01:08,356 has named me cheerleading coach of the last 2,000 years. 26 00:01:08,435 --> 00:01:11,734 In seven days reporter Tracy Pendergrass will arrive on campus... 27 00:01:11,805 --> 00:01:14,740 and my new star singer will have lost 10 pounds... 28 00:01:14,808 --> 00:01:17,242 and be in a gender-appropriate cheerleading uniform... 29 00:01:17,310 --> 00:01:19,676 or she is off the team. 30 00:01:22,082 --> 00:01:26,212 - Ten pounds? Are you serious? - You could lose a few too, kiddo. You got hips like a pear. 31 00:01:28,488 --> 00:01:31,821 Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to put in a call to the Ohio secretary of state... 32 00:01:31,891 --> 00:01:35,019 notifying them I will no longer be carrying photo I.D. 33 00:01:35,095 --> 00:01:37,188 You know why? 34 00:01:37,263 --> 00:01:39,823 People should know who I am. 35 00:01:43,002 --> 00:01:45,061 - [School Bell Rings] - Sue! We need to talk. 36 00:01:45,138 --> 00:01:47,003 The auditorium is padlocked! 37 00:01:47,073 --> 00:01:49,735 Well, that's curious. Did you check the sign-up sheet? 38 00:01:49,809 --> 00:01:53,301 - What sign-up sheet? - Why, the one I keep right here in my waistband, William. 39 00:01:55,148 --> 00:01:58,413 Let's see. Yeah, I've got the entire week booked solid. 40 00:01:58,485 --> 00:02:01,079 Got a big magazine feature coming up... 41 00:02:01,154 --> 00:02:03,714 and it's a little chilly for my girls to be practicing outdoors. 42 00:02:03,790 --> 00:02:06,588 Yeah? Well, let's see what Figgins has to say about this. 43 00:02:06,659 --> 00:02:10,390 Oh, I'm sure Figgins will just mumble something nervously and then pretend to take a call. 44 00:02:10,463 --> 00:02:12,431 I happen to be blackmailing him. 45 00:02:12,499 --> 00:02:16,697 Um, all right, I have one final announcement before we all leave. 46 00:02:16,769 --> 00:02:20,762 - We can't use the auditorium for the next week. - But that's garbage. 47 00:02:20,840 --> 00:02:23,001 How are we supposed to practice for regionals without the auditorium? 48 00:02:23,076 --> 00:02:27,035 The Cheerios need it to practice in. There's nothing I can do. 49 00:02:27,113 --> 00:02:30,344 - I recommend a sit-in. - I recommend we torch the place. 50 00:02:30,416 --> 00:02:34,750 No. Look, we've all faced adversity before and come out stronger on the other end. 51 00:02:34,821 --> 00:02:38,780 I'm gonna check out a few off-site locations for us to use just for the week. 52 00:02:38,858 --> 00:02:41,122 I promise I'll find us a new home. 53 00:02:41,194 --> 00:02:43,253 [School Bell Rings] 54 00:02:43,329 --> 00:02:45,456 [All Murmuring, Chattering] 55 00:02:45,532 --> 00:02:48,126 Oh, Finn! I wanted your opinion on this. 56 00:02:48,201 --> 00:02:51,637 It's a swatch board. I'm redecorating my bedroom. 57 00:02:51,704 --> 00:02:54,969 Kind of going for a hunting lodge meets Tom Ford's place in Bel Air. 58 00:02:55,041 --> 00:02:57,475 I was hoping you could help me out with the hunting lodge part. 59 00:02:57,544 --> 00:02:59,478 I live in a closet. 60 00:02:59,546 --> 00:03:01,776 There's cowboy wallpaper on the walls. 61 00:03:01,848 --> 00:03:03,110 Oh. 62 00:03:03,183 --> 00:03:05,743 But I guess that one's nice. 63 00:03:05,818 --> 00:03:09,151 Toile? I always pegged you as a chinoisserie type. 64 00:03:16,062 --> 00:03:17,996 - Mercedes. - This is healthy. 65 00:03:18,064 --> 00:03:20,555 Chicken breast and a salad, dressing on the side. 66 00:03:20,633 --> 00:03:22,567 You have a week to lose 10 pounds. 67 00:03:22,635 --> 00:03:25,900 It's like having to lose one of my butt cheeks. Look at what I'm eating. 68 00:03:25,972 --> 00:03:28,236 Peeled celery. And for breakfast I had Splenda. 69 00:03:28,308 --> 00:03:31,903 Look, Mercedes, now that we're cheerleaders, we're finally part of the in crowd. 70 00:03:31,978 --> 00:03:35,744 We have a place at the table. We don't have to beg underneath for scraps of attention. 71 00:03:35,815 --> 00:03:37,976 [Sighs] Don't screw it upl 72 00:03:38,051 --> 00:03:40,485 I'm pretty sure my cat's been reading my diary. 73 00:03:40,553 --> 00:03:43,317 Hey, guys. Can I ask you something? 74 00:03:43,389 --> 00:03:45,323 How do you manage to stay so skinny? 75 00:03:45,391 --> 00:03:47,791 The Sue Sylvester Master Cleanse. 76 00:03:47,860 --> 00:03:50,693 Water, maple syrup for glucose, lemon for acid... 77 00:03:50,763 --> 00:03:52,424 cayenne pepper- irritate the bowels... 78 00:03:52,498 --> 00:03:56,127 and a dash of ipecac- a vomiting agent. 79 00:03:56,202 --> 00:03:59,433 I haven't had a solid meal since 1987. 80 00:03:59,505 --> 00:04:02,702 Sometimes I add a teaspoon of sand. 81 00:04:02,775 --> 00:04:04,470 - That can't be healthy. - Who cares? 82 00:04:04,544 --> 00:04:06,512 You can either feel terrible and look great... 83 00:04:06,579 --> 00:04:09,047 or get kicked off the team when that reporter gets here. 84 00:04:27,834 --> 00:04:30,098 Why are you so upset? 85 00:04:30,169 --> 00:04:32,103 It's not your bed. 86 00:04:32,171 --> 00:04:34,264 Don't you have any feelings about it? 87 00:04:34,340 --> 00:04:36,808 It's your and Dad's honeymoon set. I was conceived in that bed. 88 00:04:36,876 --> 00:04:40,039 You were conceived on a pinball machine. 89 00:04:40,113 --> 00:04:43,480 Well... I think that's everything. 90 00:04:43,549 --> 00:04:46,484 - You mentioned something about the recliner? - Oh! Yeah. 91 00:04:46,552 --> 00:04:49,077 It doesn't look like much, but the parts all work. 92 00:04:49,155 --> 00:04:52,215 Ooh, my wife would love this. Sciatica. 93 00:04:52,292 --> 00:04:54,351 Mom! No! 94 00:04:54,427 --> 00:04:56,418 It's not for sale. 95 00:04:59,732 --> 00:05:01,723 This is Dad's chair. 96 00:05:04,337 --> 00:05:06,737 This is the only picture of the two of us. 97 00:05:06,806 --> 00:05:09,741 It's the only picture there will ever be of the two of us... 98 00:05:09,809 --> 00:05:11,902 and he's sitting in this chair. 99 00:05:11,978 --> 00:05:13,741 It's a chair, honey. It's not him. 100 00:05:13,813 --> 00:05:16,281 What's going on with you? 101 00:05:16,349 --> 00:05:20,342 Selling all our old stuff, you got new clothes, a new haircut... 102 00:05:20,420 --> 00:05:22,217 - I'm seeing someone, Finn. - Uh... 103 00:05:22,288 --> 00:05:24,779 I think I'm in love. 104 00:05:26,225 --> 00:05:28,455 Who is it? Do I know him? 105 00:05:28,528 --> 00:05:31,520 It's your friend Kurt's father, Burt Hummel. 106 00:05:34,634 --> 00:05:36,727 ##[Disco] 107 00:05:36,803 --> 00:05:40,000 Hey, I'd like to talk to someone about renting out this space. 108 00:05:40,073 --> 00:05:42,166 [Woman] Okay, fellas, grab a gall 109 00:05:42,241 --> 00:05:45,904 Or grab another fella if that's the way the good Lord made yal 110 00:05:45,978 --> 00:05:49,778 'Cause it's a couples skatel 111 00:05:49,849 --> 00:05:51,612 No way. 112 00:05:51,684 --> 00:05:54,551 - ##[Continues] - Well, as I live and breathe! 113 00:05:54,620 --> 00:05:56,884 Will Schuester? 114 00:05:56,956 --> 00:06:00,483 I just had a sex dream about you! Oh, isn't he smokin'? 115 00:06:00,560 --> 00:06:02,460 April, please, stop speaking into the mic! 116 00:06:02,528 --> 00:06:04,894 Wait, I smell somethin'. 117 00:06:04,964 --> 00:06:07,956 - What? - I smell a duet comin' on! 118 00:06:08,034 --> 00:06:09,968 "Fire!" Springsteen! Hit it! 119 00:06:10,036 --> 00:06:10,370 ##[Guitar Intro] 120 00:06:10,370 --> 00:06:13,669 ##[Guitar Intro] 121 00:06:13,740 --> 00:06:16,231 What is going on here? You own this place? 122 00:06:16,309 --> 00:06:19,244 ♪ I'm riding in your car ♪ 123 00:06:21,481 --> 00:06:23,574 ♪You turn on the radio ♪ 124 00:06:25,184 --> 00:06:29,086 ♪You're pullin' me close ♪ 125 00:06:29,155 --> 00:06:31,988 ♪ I just say no ♪ 126 00:06:33,493 --> 00:06:35,927 ♪ I say I don't like it ♪ 127 00:06:37,196 --> 00:06:41,098 ♪ But you know I'm a liar ♪ 128 00:06:41,901 --> 00:06:45,064 ♪ 'Cause when we kiss ♪ 129 00:06:45,138 --> 00:06:46,969 ♪ Ooh ♪ 130 00:06:47,039 --> 00:06:48,870 ♪ Fire ♪ 131 00:06:49,942 --> 00:06:51,637 ♪ Late at night ♪ 132 00:06:53,012 --> 00:06:55,810 ♪ Ooh, you're takin' me home ♪ 133 00:06:58,184 --> 00:06:59,776 ♪You say you wanna stay ♪ 134 00:06:59,852 --> 00:07:01,683 ♪ I wanna stay ♪ 135 00:07:01,754 --> 00:07:04,279 ♪ I say I wanna be alone ♪ 136 00:07:05,925 --> 00:07:08,291 ♪ I say I don't love you ♪ 137 00:07:09,729 --> 00:07:12,630 ♪ But you know I'm a liar ♪ 138 00:07:14,267 --> 00:07:18,067 ♪ 'Cause when we kiss ♪ 139 00:07:18,137 --> 00:07:19,468 ♪ Ooh ♪ 140 00:07:19,539 --> 00:07:20,904 ♪ Fire ♪ 141 00:07:22,074 --> 00:07:25,339 ♪ Romeo and Juliet ♪ 142 00:07:26,612 --> 00:07:28,705 ♪ Samson and Delilah ♪ 143 00:07:30,082 --> 00:07:32,482 ♪ Oh, baby, you can bet ♪ 144 00:07:34,086 --> 00:07:36,748 ♪A love they couldn't deny ♪ 145 00:07:38,558 --> 00:07:40,685 ♪ My words they say split ♪ 146 00:07:40,760 --> 00:07:42,250 # Yeah # 147 00:07:42,328 --> 00:07:45,092 #But my words may lie # 148 00:07:45,164 --> 00:07:47,098 ♪ May lie ♪ 149 00:07:47,166 --> 00:07:49,498 # 'Cause when we kiss # 150 00:07:49,569 --> 00:07:52,060 ♪ Ooh ♪ 151 00:07:52,138 --> 00:07:53,901 ♪ Fire ♪♪ 152 00:07:53,973 --> 00:07:54,507 April, what happened? 153 00:07:54,507 --> 00:07:55,701 April, what happened? 154 00:07:55,775 --> 00:07:59,074 Last time I saw you you were getting cleaned up, headed off to Branson. 155 00:07:59,145 --> 00:08:01,079 I know! It's crazy, right? 156 00:08:01,147 --> 00:08:04,014 I was so jazzed about sobering up and starting a new life... 157 00:08:04,083 --> 00:08:07,018 I had to stop at a bar to get a drink just to calm down! 158 00:08:07,086 --> 00:08:10,681 And I hung out at that bar for a few months or so. 159 00:08:10,756 --> 00:08:15,853 One day an old codger, about 75, 80, came in and asked to buy me a drink. 160 00:08:15,928 --> 00:08:19,364 Get this- Buddy Leibowitz. 161 00:08:19,432 --> 00:08:22,128 - Of Leibowitz Strip Malls? - I'm his new mistress. 162 00:08:22,201 --> 00:08:25,102 April, I really thought you were serious about getting sober. 163 00:08:25,171 --> 00:08:29,039 Oh, don't look so disappointed, Will. Who are we kiddin', really? 164 00:08:29,108 --> 00:08:31,906 I'm nothing but a washed-up dreamer. 165 00:08:31,978 --> 00:08:33,912 It's all I'll ever be. 166 00:08:33,980 --> 00:08:38,314 Besides, I've finally realized my lifelong ambition... 167 00:08:38,384 --> 00:08:42,411 of being a mistress to an incredibly wealthy strip mall tycoon... 168 00:08:42,488 --> 00:08:46,754 and the owner-operator of a cabaret roller rink! 169 00:08:46,826 --> 00:08:49,761 Um, listen, about that... 170 00:08:49,829 --> 00:08:53,230 Well, the Glee Club kinda needs some rehearsal space. 171 00:08:53,299 --> 00:08:56,666 - Sue's commandeered the auditorium. - You kiddin'? Bring 'em here. 172 00:08:56,736 --> 00:08:59,102 - Really? That would be amazing! - Yeah! 173 00:08:59,171 --> 00:09:01,969 And I promise, it's only temporary. You're the best. 174 00:09:02,041 --> 00:09:04,976 Listen, I gotta run. I've got an appointment to show my apartment. 175 00:09:05,044 --> 00:09:07,478 - What's this now? - Yeah. 176 00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:12,280 So I need to rent out my apartment and find a smaller place to live. 177 00:09:12,351 --> 00:09:15,479 Uh, because I'm- I'm getting a divorce. 178 00:09:15,555 --> 00:09:17,853 - [Shouts] Divorce? - [Nervous Chuckle] 179 00:09:17,924 --> 00:09:19,858 So you're free to date? 180 00:09:19,926 --> 00:09:22,019 And by "date," I mean sleep with people. 181 00:09:22,094 --> 00:09:25,791 And by "sleep with," I mean have sex with people. People like me! 182 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:27,965 Kiddin'. 183 00:09:28,034 --> 00:09:30,195 Not really. But listen to this. 184 00:09:30,269 --> 00:09:33,864 You're looking for a sublettor, I'm looking for a place to stay. 185 00:09:33,940 --> 00:09:37,273 One catch- I'm full-time fancy now, Will. 186 00:09:37,343 --> 00:09:39,277 I'm gonna want to check the place out. 187 00:09:39,345 --> 00:09:41,279 I'm gonna wanna check the "fong schwang" or the "fing fong"... 188 00:09:41,347 --> 00:09:43,110 whatever they call it. 189 00:09:43,182 --> 00:09:47,812 Tell you what. I'm gonna go get myself a bikini wax and I'm gonna see you tomorrow. 190 00:09:47,887 --> 00:09:49,479 [Slurping] 191 00:09:49,555 --> 00:09:53,116 [Woman] #Future's open wide # 192 00:09:55,294 --> 00:09:57,626 - [School Bell Rings] - I lost two pounds, Coach. 193 00:09:57,697 --> 00:09:59,562 Well, Becky, you are assimilating beautifully. 194 00:09:59,632 --> 00:10:02,066 Instead of being different and an outcast... 195 00:10:02,134 --> 00:10:05,069 you're just like every other teenage girl in America... 196 00:10:05,137 --> 00:10:07,002 sadly obsessed with vanity. 197 00:10:07,073 --> 00:10:11,567 Before you know it you'll be leaving baggies of upchuck in your parents'linen closet. 198 00:10:11,644 --> 00:10:13,874 - Congrats. I'm proud of you, kid. - Thanks, Coach. 199 00:10:13,946 --> 00:10:15,937 You betcha. Next! 200 00:10:19,251 --> 00:10:21,811 Hey, you're still in your track uniform. 201 00:10:21,887 --> 00:10:24,151 Yep, and I'm ready for my midweek weigh-in. 202 00:10:24,223 --> 00:10:27,158 - I've been eating very well and walking everywhere and- - Well, climb aboard. 203 00:10:27,226 --> 00:10:29,820 Let's see how many "libbies" you lost. 204 00:10:32,498 --> 00:10:35,160 Well, look at that, Mercedes. You gained two pounds. 205 00:10:35,234 --> 00:10:38,203 - What? That's impossible! - Look, I'm gonna break it down for you. 206 00:10:38,270 --> 00:10:42,229 You have four days to lose the weight, get yourself in a uniform, or you're out. 207 00:10:42,308 --> 00:10:45,243 - What am I gonna do? - Well, you might try dropping the attitude. 208 00:10:45,311 --> 00:10:47,245 I'm sure there's a pound or two in that. 209 00:10:47,313 --> 00:10:51,044 You know, with the Cheerios we have only one lesson, and it's a very simple lesson. 210 00:10:51,117 --> 00:10:52,709 You do whatever it takes. 211 00:10:55,287 --> 00:10:56,948 - [School Bell Rings] - Next! 212 00:10:57,023 --> 00:10:59,514 Kurt! Hey! 213 00:10:59,592 --> 00:11:02,459 What the hell's going on with our parents? When did they even meet each other? 214 00:11:02,528 --> 00:11:06,362 Parent-teacher conference night, about a month ago. 215 00:11:06,432 --> 00:11:09,924 I always accompany my father to those conferences to act as translator. 216 00:11:10,002 --> 00:11:12,300 How do you know this is not organic? 217 00:11:12,371 --> 00:11:14,532 Because you can see the logo. It's encrusted in the cookie. 218 00:11:14,607 --> 00:11:17,132 - [Kurt] Fate brought them together. - Dadl 219 00:11:17,209 --> 00:11:19,575 Meet Carole Hudson. Ms. Hudson, my father, Burt Hummel. 220 00:11:19,645 --> 00:11:21,613 You both have dead spouses. Maybe you should talk. 221 00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:24,479 I was just saying to a friend that acid wash should make a comeback. 222 00:11:24,550 --> 00:11:27,610 Oh. Really? And who said it ever left? 223 00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:31,248 - [Kurt] It was an instant connection. - [Laughs] Yeah! 224 00:11:31,323 --> 00:11:34,622 - That's impossible. - Nothing is impossible when it comes to love. 225 00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:37,629 Haven't you noticed anything different about your mom? 226 00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:41,155 New clothes, new makeup, a haircut that doesn't look like it was styled by the Amish. 227 00:11:41,233 --> 00:11:43,827 Who do you think "Pretty Woman"-ed her up? 228 00:11:43,903 --> 00:11:45,768 - Has she started selling the furniture yet? - Yeah, yeah. 229 00:11:45,838 --> 00:11:50,775 She got rid of her old bedroom set and she tried to sell my dad's chair, but I stopped her. 230 00:11:50,843 --> 00:11:54,779 - How do you even know that? - People our parents' age don't wait around for love to bloom. 231 00:11:54,847 --> 00:11:56,906 They know what they want. 232 00:11:56,982 --> 00:11:59,917 You and I will be roommates, with Mom and Dad cohabitating upstairs by midterms. 233 00:11:59,985 --> 00:12:02,283 - No way. - Give in to the inevitable, Finn. 234 00:12:02,354 --> 00:12:05,084 I want us to decide how to redecorate our room together. 235 00:12:05,157 --> 00:12:07,091 That's why I asked you about the swatches. 236 00:12:07,159 --> 00:12:10,322 And don't sweat that old chair. I have a lovely chaise picked out. 237 00:12:10,396 --> 00:12:13,126 Look, screw y-your swatches and your-your "chez." 238 00:12:13,199 --> 00:12:14,962 - Chaise. - Whatever! 239 00:12:15,034 --> 00:12:19,801 I like my house, I'm not moving, and she's not selling that damn chair! 240 00:12:21,373 --> 00:12:23,466 - [School Bell Rings] - A roller rink? 241 00:12:23,542 --> 00:12:27,501 Weren't those outlawed in, like, 1981 for being totally lame? 242 00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:29,810 Come on, guys. Where's your sense of adventure? 243 00:12:29,882 --> 00:12:33,443 The space is great and April is giving it to us to practice in for free. 244 00:12:33,519 --> 00:12:35,544 Mr. Schue? If I may? 245 00:12:38,691 --> 00:12:42,559 The New Directions is clearly a club with a dearth of direction. 246 00:12:42,628 --> 00:12:46,291 Rachel and Jesse refuse to accept that all of us would rather die... 247 00:12:46,365 --> 00:12:48,890 before we allow them to become the next Beyoncé and Jay-Z... 248 00:12:48,968 --> 00:12:51,732 and Finn's mother's romance with my father... 249 00:12:51,804 --> 00:12:55,638 is sending him into a wholly unnecessary tailspin of despair. 250 00:12:55,708 --> 00:12:57,642 What we all need right now... 251 00:12:57,710 --> 00:13:01,908 is to explore the idea of a sense of place... 252 00:13:01,981 --> 00:13:03,846 and how if we find that place within... 253 00:13:03,916 --> 00:13:06,544 we will get that happy ending. 254 00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:08,587 Brad, B-flat. 255 00:13:08,888 --> 00:13:12,881 ♪♪ [Introduction] 256 00:13:16,729 --> 00:13:19,721 ♪A chair is still a chair ♪ 257 00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:25,999 #Even when there's no one sitting there # 258 00:13:27,106 --> 00:13:29,040 [Mouths Words] Are you gay? 259 00:13:29,108 --> 00:13:32,236 #But a chair is not a house # 260 00:13:32,311 --> 00:13:36,042 ♪And a house is not a home ♪ 261 00:13:36,115 --> 00:13:40,074 ♪When there's no one there ♪ 262 00:13:40,152 --> 00:13:44,213 # To hold you tight # 263 00:13:44,290 --> 00:13:48,192 ♪And no one there ♪ 264 00:13:48,260 --> 00:13:53,129 ♪You can kiss ♪ 265 00:13:53,199 --> 00:13:59,138 ♪ Good night ♪ 266 00:14:01,941 --> 00:14:04,774 #A room is still a room # 267 00:14:05,978 --> 00:14:08,378 #Even when there's nothing there # 268 00:14:08,447 --> 00:14:11,939 ♪ But gloom ♪ 269 00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:17,254 #But a room is not a house # 270 00:14:17,323 --> 00:14:20,451 ♪And a house is not a home ♪ 271 00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:23,461 ♪When the two of us ♪ 272 00:14:23,529 --> 00:14:26,259 ♪Are far apart ♪ 273 00:14:26,332 --> 00:14:28,061 ♪And one of us ♪ 274 00:14:28,133 --> 00:14:30,931 ♪ Has a broken ♪ 275 00:14:31,003 --> 00:14:33,528 #Heart # 276 00:14:35,007 --> 00:14:37,567 ♪ Now and then ♪ 277 00:14:37,643 --> 00:14:39,975 ♪ I call your name ♪ 278 00:14:40,045 --> 00:14:43,242 ♪And suddenly your face ♪ 279 00:14:43,315 --> 00:14:46,944 #Appears # 280 00:14:47,019 --> 00:14:52,480 ♪ But it's just a crazy game ♪ 281 00:14:52,558 --> 00:14:55,584 ♪And when it ends ♪ 282 00:14:55,661 --> 00:14:58,027 #It ends # 283 00:14:58,097 --> 00:15:00,622 ♪ In tears ♪ 284 00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:05,764 #So, darlin'# 285 00:15:07,072 --> 00:15:08,937 ♪ Have a heart ♪ 286 00:15:09,008 --> 00:15:15,004 ♪ Don't let one mistake keep us apart ♪ 287 00:15:16,215 --> 00:15:20,015 ♪Well, I'm not meant to live alone ♪ 288 00:15:20,085 --> 00:15:23,350 # Turn this house into a home # 289 00:15:23,422 --> 00:15:26,721 ♪When I climb the stair ♪ 290 00:15:26,792 --> 00:15:30,728 ♪And turn the key ♪ 291 00:15:30,796 --> 00:15:36,530 ♪ Oh, please be there ♪ 292 00:15:38,971 --> 00:15:43,874 ♪ Still in love ♪ 293 00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:51,577 ♪With me ♪♪ 294 00:16:04,697 --> 00:16:06,756 [School Bell Rings] 295 00:16:08,934 --> 00:16:10,765 [Knocking] 296 00:16:10,836 --> 00:16:13,566 - Hiya, hot stuff. - Hey, April. 297 00:16:13,639 --> 00:16:15,607 Uh, come in. 298 00:16:15,674 --> 00:16:17,608 What's with the duffel bag? 299 00:16:17,676 --> 00:16:20,543 Can't have an overnighter without an overnight bag. 300 00:16:20,612 --> 00:16:22,910 - Overnight? - Baby, I'm an artist. 301 00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:25,780 I don't go by brains, I go by feel. 302 00:16:25,851 --> 00:16:29,252 I need to settle into the energy of the place, get to know the ghosts. 303 00:16:29,321 --> 00:16:31,619 - Won't Buddy miss you? - He's out of town. 304 00:16:31,690 --> 00:16:35,251 Something about buying a new kidney or lung. 305 00:16:35,327 --> 00:16:38,592 Look, April, I'm really not comfortable with any of this. 306 00:16:38,664 --> 00:16:42,794 I'm not looking for a hook-up. I just sleep better with someone inside the house. 307 00:16:44,336 --> 00:16:47,396 Guess I've been just feeling a little lonely, you know. 308 00:16:47,473 --> 00:16:49,134 Yeah, I know. 309 00:16:49,208 --> 00:16:52,405 - Just one night? - [Sighs] 310 00:16:52,478 --> 00:16:55,106 Oh, look, do you want to sublet this place quick or not? 311 00:16:55,180 --> 00:16:57,546 Okay, fine. But you get the couch. 312 00:16:57,616 --> 00:16:58,947 And no funny business. 313 00:17:00,686 --> 00:17:02,711 - ## [Humming] - [Will] Um... 314 00:17:02,788 --> 00:17:04,722 the bathroom is right around the corner. 315 00:17:04,790 --> 00:17:06,985 Sometimes you just need a little Burt. 316 00:17:07,059 --> 00:17:10,495 - Take whatever you want from the refrigerator-April. - ##[Lush Pop] 317 00:17:11,630 --> 00:17:13,154 The liquor cabinet is off limits. 318 00:17:13,232 --> 00:17:16,133 Oh, no worries. Brought my own. 319 00:17:17,202 --> 00:17:18,897 Good night, April. 320 00:17:20,539 --> 00:17:22,769 Good night, Will. 321 00:17:28,680 --> 00:17:30,671 ♪ One less ♪ 322 00:17:30,749 --> 00:17:34,583 ♪ Bell to answer ♪ 323 00:17:36,021 --> 00:17:37,852 ♪ One less ♪ 324 00:17:37,923 --> 00:17:42,292 ♪ Egg to fry ♪ 325 00:17:42,361 --> 00:17:45,762 ♪ One less man ♪ 326 00:17:45,831 --> 00:17:48,925 ♪To pick up after ♪ 327 00:17:49,001 --> 00:17:52,960 ♪ I should be happy ♪ 328 00:17:53,038 --> 00:17:56,474 ♪ But all I do ♪ 329 00:17:56,542 --> 00:17:57,941 #Is cry # 330 00:17:58,010 --> 00:18:00,376 ♪ Cry, cry ♪ 331 00:18:00,446 --> 00:18:02,937 ♪ No more laughter ♪ 332 00:18:03,015 --> 00:18:05,540 ♪Though I should be happy ♪ 333 00:18:05,617 --> 00:18:07,278 ♪ Oh, why ♪ 334 00:18:07,352 --> 00:18:09,843 ♪ Did she go ♪ 335 00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:13,881 #I only know that since he left # 336 00:18:13,959 --> 00:18:18,293 ♪ My life's so empty ♪ 337 00:18:18,363 --> 00:18:21,389 - # Ohh-ohh # - # Though I try to forget it # 338 00:18:21,467 --> 00:18:23,799 ♪Just can't be done ♪ 339 00:18:23,869 --> 00:18:26,895 ♪ Each time the doorbell rings ♪ 340 00:18:26,972 --> 00:18:30,339 ♪ I still run ♪ 341 00:18:30,409 --> 00:18:34,539 [Together] # I don't know how in the world # 342 00:18:34,613 --> 00:18:37,173 [Solo] #To stop thinking # 343 00:18:37,249 --> 00:18:39,342 - #About him # - # I should be happy # 344 00:18:39,418 --> 00:18:44,219 # 'Cause I still love him so # 345 00:18:44,289 --> 00:18:46,484 #I end each day # 346 00:18:46,558 --> 00:18:49,049 - # The way I start out # - # I start # 347 00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:53,497 - #And end each day cryin'# - # Cryin' my heart out # 348 00:18:53,565 --> 00:18:56,227 ♪ One less ♪ 349 00:18:56,301 --> 00:18:59,600 #Bell to answer # 350 00:18:59,671 --> 00:19:03,107 ♪ One less ♪ 351 00:19:03,175 --> 00:19:07,271 #Egg to fry # 352 00:19:07,346 --> 00:19:10,611 - # One less man # - # One less man # 353 00:19:10,682 --> 00:19:14,118 ♪To pick up after ♪ 354 00:19:14,186 --> 00:19:17,121 ♪ No more laughter ♪ 355 00:19:17,189 --> 00:19:24,027 [Together] # No more love # 356 00:19:24,096 --> 00:19:27,623 ♪ Since he ♪ 357 00:19:27,699 --> 00:19:29,394 - # Went away # - # Since she # 358 00:19:29,468 --> 00:19:31,698 ♪Went away ♪ 359 00:19:31,770 --> 00:19:35,206 ♪ Since he ♪ 360 00:19:35,274 --> 00:19:39,608 ♪Went away ♪ 361 00:19:42,514 --> 00:19:47,315 ♪ Ooh-ah-ooh ♪ 362 00:19:47,386 --> 00:19:50,913 ♪A chair is still a chair ♪ 363 00:19:50,989 --> 00:19:55,926 ♪ Even when there's no one sitting there ♪ 364 00:19:57,729 --> 00:20:01,290 ♪Well, I'm not meant to live alone ♪ 365 00:20:01,366 --> 00:20:05,496 ♪Turn this house into a home ♪ 366 00:20:05,571 --> 00:20:08,335 ♪When I climb the stair ♪ 367 00:20:08,407 --> 00:20:12,275 ♪And turn the key ♪ 368 00:20:12,344 --> 00:20:18,772 ♪ Oh, please be there ♪ 369 00:20:20,352 --> 00:20:22,320 ♪ Still ♪ 370 00:20:22,387 --> 00:20:26,687 ♪ In love ♪ 371 00:20:26,758 --> 00:20:30,057 - #With me # - #One less # 372 00:20:30,128 --> 00:20:32,358 ♪ Bell to answer ♪ 373 00:20:32,431 --> 00:20:36,094 ♪ Each time the doorbell rings ♪ 374 00:20:36,168 --> 00:20:39,137 ♪ I still run ♪ 375 00:20:39,204 --> 00:20:41,297 ♪ One less ♪ 376 00:20:41,373 --> 00:20:43,034 ♪ Egg to fry ♪ 377 00:20:43,108 --> 00:20:46,874 - # One less man # - # One less man # 378 00:20:46,945 --> 00:20:49,709 ♪To pick up after ♪ 379 00:20:49,781 --> 00:20:52,978 - #No more # - # No more laughter # 380 00:20:53,051 --> 00:20:59,217 [Together] # No more love # 381 00:20:59,291 --> 00:21:02,624 ♪ Since he ♪ 382 00:21:02,694 --> 00:21:05,492 - #Went away # - # Since she # 383 00:21:05,564 --> 00:21:09,056 - #Went away # - # Since he # 384 00:21:09,134 --> 00:21:13,070 ♪Went away ♪ 385 00:21:13,138 --> 00:21:17,837 [Together] #All I # 386 00:21:17,909 --> 00:21:21,310 ♪ Do ♪ 387 00:21:21,380 --> 00:21:25,680 ♪ Is ♪ 388 00:21:25,751 --> 00:21:37,856 ♪ Cry ♪♪ 389 00:21:39,197 --> 00:21:41,188 Good night, Will. 390 00:21:41,266 --> 00:21:43,257 Good night, April. 391 00:21:50,042 --> 00:21:53,773 A toast. Tonight is a momentous occasion. 392 00:21:53,845 --> 00:21:58,339 It marks the first real communion between the Hummel and the Hudson clans. 393 00:21:58,417 --> 00:22:01,352 I imagine that when the Bouviers and the Kennedys first broke bread... 394 00:22:01,420 --> 00:22:04,116 there was a similar sense of joy and urgency. 395 00:22:04,189 --> 00:22:07,784 So let me raise my Shirley Temple to our new little family. 396 00:22:09,661 --> 00:22:11,925 - We're not a family. - Finn. 397 00:22:11,997 --> 00:22:16,525 It's cool. You're right. Your mom and I are just enjoying each other's company right now. 398 00:22:16,601 --> 00:22:19,798 Let's just enjoy dinner. I mean, I'm buyin', right? [Chuckles] 399 00:22:19,871 --> 00:22:21,429 [Chuckles] 400 00:22:21,506 --> 00:22:23,633 - You playing basketball now? - Yeah. 401 00:22:23,709 --> 00:22:26,542 - But I actually kinda like football better. - I didn't know that. 402 00:22:26,611 --> 00:22:30,570 - Sounds crazy, but I miss getting hit. - Pure boyish insanity. 403 00:22:30,649 --> 00:22:32,913 No, it isn't. I totally get that. 404 00:22:32,984 --> 00:22:36,476 I used to love the feeling of getting my clock cleaned and then popping right up. 405 00:22:36,555 --> 00:22:38,716 - Kinda reminded me ofbeing alive. - Oh, yeah. 406 00:22:38,790 --> 00:22:41,987 Why hasn't anyone commented on the new jeans I got Carole? 407 00:22:42,060 --> 00:22:44,790 - Oh, come on. - Notice that the waistband falls well below the belly button. 408 00:22:44,863 --> 00:22:46,922 - A welcome change. - [Burt] Sure, Kurt. 409 00:22:46,998 --> 00:22:50,900 Hey, you know, I sell tires to one of the assistant coaches from the Browns. 410 00:22:50,969 --> 00:22:53,437 - I can probably get you tickets, if you want to go. - That'd be awesome. 411 00:22:53,505 --> 00:22:56,303 - I've never been to an N.F. L. Game live before. - Well, no problem. 412 00:22:56,375 --> 00:22:58,400 Wow. 413 00:22:58,477 --> 00:23:02,277 - For a place called Breadstix, these really suck. - [Both Laughing] 414 00:23:04,116 --> 00:23:06,380 [Burt] It's really just stale bread, isn't it? 415 00:23:06,451 --> 00:23:08,078 [Carole] Yeah- 416 00:23:10,856 --> 00:23:13,916 - Hey. You finally choose one? - No. They're all wrong. 417 00:23:13,992 --> 00:23:16,620 Well, they all look like gray to me. 418 00:23:16,695 --> 00:23:20,131 Maybe if they were different colored sports uniforms, you'd work harder to tell them apart. 419 00:23:20,198 --> 00:23:23,861 I knew it. I knew when I started in on the football with Finn, you'd take it personal. 420 00:23:23,935 --> 00:23:25,698 How could I not, Dad? 421 00:23:25,771 --> 00:23:28,934 When was the last time you were that engaged in a conversation with me? 422 00:23:29,007 --> 00:23:31,339 I'm sorry. I don't know what you want here. 423 00:23:31,410 --> 00:23:35,073 What I want is for you to appreciate how hard it is for me to watch you bond... 424 00:23:35,147 --> 00:23:37,342 with the son that you've obviously always wanted. 425 00:23:37,416 --> 00:23:41,648 Oh, suddenly I'm not the guy who sat through Riverdance three years in a row? 426 00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:44,951 Look, Kurt, I love you... 427 00:23:45,023 --> 00:23:47,457 and I am sympathetic to all of your stuff. 428 00:23:47,526 --> 00:23:50,495 But come on, buddy, we got a deal here, right? 429 00:23:50,562 --> 00:23:54,089 I don't try to change you, you don't try to change me. 430 00:23:54,166 --> 00:23:59,069 You are my son, and a little guy talk with some other kid isn't gonna change that. 431 00:24:00,305 --> 00:24:03,570 Guy talk? I'm a guy. 432 00:24:03,642 --> 00:24:06,167 Come on. You know what I mean. 433 00:24:07,679 --> 00:24:10,239 Maybe I was wrong. 434 00:24:10,315 --> 00:24:13,580 Maybe it is too soon for you to start getting serious with someone. 435 00:24:15,020 --> 00:24:17,887 Your mom's been dead eight years. You know that. 436 00:24:24,896 --> 00:24:29,333 Why'd you fix me up with Carole? Wasn't it to make me happy? 'Cause that's what you told me. 437 00:24:29,401 --> 00:24:32,336 Can you go now? 438 00:24:32,404 --> 00:24:36,101 I'm a half an hour behind on my moisturizing routine and I need to get up early. 439 00:24:43,248 --> 00:24:45,910 Do you want half of my peppermint patty? 440 00:24:45,984 --> 00:24:47,849 No. I don't put junk in my body. 441 00:24:47,919 --> 00:24:51,013 Why are you doing this? We like you no matter how you look. 442 00:24:51,089 --> 00:24:53,023 And those shake diets are really unhealthy. 443 00:24:53,091 --> 00:24:56,857 They also don't really work. As soon as you go off them, you gain back the weight you lost. 444 00:24:56,928 --> 00:24:59,692 You know what? I don't want to hear it! 445 00:24:59,764 --> 00:25:03,723 You have no idea how much I'm sacrificing to be a Cheerio, to look fantastic... 446 00:25:03,802 --> 00:25:05,793 to finally fit in at this school. 447 00:25:08,540 --> 00:25:11,703 We were just trying to look out for you. 448 00:25:11,776 --> 00:25:13,710 We just want you to be healthy. 449 00:25:13,778 --> 00:25:16,440 Stop getting all up in my face, telling me what I can and cannot do. 450 00:25:16,515 --> 00:25:19,279 And I'm really hungry, so stop trying to get me to eat you! 451 00:25:19,351 --> 00:25:23,151 Hold up. Did she just say she wanted to eat us? 452 00:25:23,221 --> 00:25:27,248 The point is that Fanny Brice is the most iconic role... 453 00:25:27,325 --> 00:25:29,816 Aw, damn. 454 00:25:34,966 --> 00:25:37,992 - [Hissing] - Hmm. 455 00:25:38,069 --> 00:25:41,266 Your blood pressure's low. Maybe that's why you fainted. 456 00:25:41,339 --> 00:25:45,673 Your mom will be here soon. I'll go and get you some ginger ale. 457 00:25:52,517 --> 00:25:54,451 Thanks. I'm not hungry. 458 00:25:54,519 --> 00:25:57,750 Yes, you are. You're starving. 459 00:25:58,690 --> 00:26:02,251 I know. I've been there. 460 00:26:02,327 --> 00:26:05,262 Did all the other kids start looking like food right before you fainted? 461 00:26:05,330 --> 00:26:07,321 Yeah. How'd you know? 462 00:26:07,399 --> 00:26:10,368 Been there. 463 00:26:10,435 --> 00:26:12,596 Eat the granola bar. 464 00:26:12,671 --> 00:26:15,105 Why are you being so nice to me? 465 00:26:15,173 --> 00:26:20,440 I can't remember the last time you said two words to me that weren't "you" and "suck." 466 00:26:21,646 --> 00:26:24,012 'Cause I was you- scared. 467 00:26:24,082 --> 00:26:28,178 Hating myself for eating a cookie. But I got over it. 468 00:26:28,253 --> 00:26:31,620 Yeah, of course you did, Miss Pretty Blonde With the White Girl Ass. 469 00:26:31,690 --> 00:26:33,988 When you start eating for somebody else... 470 00:26:34,059 --> 00:26:36,721 so that they can grow and be healthy... 471 00:26:36,795 --> 00:26:38,854 your relationship to food changes. 472 00:26:38,930 --> 00:26:44,300 What I realized is that if I'm so willing to eat right to take care of this baby... 473 00:26:44,369 --> 00:26:47,361 why am I not willing to do it for myself? 474 00:26:48,039 --> 00:26:50,633 You are so lucky. 475 00:26:50,709 --> 00:26:53,974 You've always been at home in your body. 476 00:26:54,045 --> 00:26:56,707 Don't let Ms. Sylvester take that away from you. 477 00:27:00,018 --> 00:27:02,077 I'm so embarrassed. 478 00:27:03,788 --> 00:27:06,052 This isn't me. 479 00:27:07,959 --> 00:27:11,087 How did I become this person? 480 00:27:13,732 --> 00:27:15,324 You are beautiful. 481 00:27:17,636 --> 00:27:19,228 You know that. 482 00:27:22,140 --> 00:27:25,837 I'm gonna stay here with you until your mom comes, okay? 483 00:27:28,613 --> 00:27:32,549 - [Woman] #Home sweet home # - [Chattering, Laughing] 484 00:27:32,617 --> 00:27:35,552 # Tonight's the night # 485 00:27:35,620 --> 00:27:38,555 - I don't think this is gonna work out. - ##[Continues] 486 00:27:38,623 --> 00:27:41,319 So, I'm thinking about closing up early. 487 00:27:41,393 --> 00:27:45,261 Want to order a pizza, maybe snuggle up, pop in a movie? 488 00:27:45,330 --> 00:27:48,731 I don't think we should make a habit of spending the night together. 489 00:27:48,800 --> 00:27:50,700 All we did was sleep. 490 00:27:50,769 --> 00:27:54,136 No. Allyou did was sleep. I was up all night with you kicking me. 491 00:27:54,205 --> 00:27:57,231 Sorry. Them's the night terrors. 492 00:27:57,308 --> 00:28:00,607 Look, I'm in the middle of a divorce, and you... 493 00:28:00,679 --> 00:28:05,582 Are you really where you want to be? I mean, being somebody's mistress? 494 00:28:05,650 --> 00:28:08,710 Don't you think you deserve a little bit more than that? 495 00:28:08,787 --> 00:28:12,814 You can be the life of the party every night and drink till you can't see straight... 496 00:28:12,891 --> 00:28:18,158 but you're always going to feel empty inside until you really find a home. 497 00:28:18,229 --> 00:28:21,790 #I'm on my way # 498 00:28:21,866 --> 00:28:24,960 - But, listen, if you need a place to stay tonight- - No. 499 00:28:26,638 --> 00:28:30,267 You're right. You're right. I am worth more than that. 500 00:28:31,810 --> 00:28:33,744 Tonight, I'm gonna go over to Buddy's... 501 00:28:33,812 --> 00:28:35,746 and I'm gonna tell him we're through. 502 00:28:35,814 --> 00:28:39,181 If he still had the powers of speech, I'm sure he'd be thankful. 503 00:28:39,250 --> 00:28:42,117 You know, RinkyDinks loses $8,000 a night. 504 00:28:42,187 --> 00:28:45,384 Turns out, roller rinks... 505 00:28:45,457 --> 00:28:47,823 not so profitable. 506 00:28:47,892 --> 00:28:49,883 [Chuckles] 507 00:28:56,901 --> 00:29:00,337 You always give me the right advice, Mr. Schuester. 508 00:29:01,573 --> 00:29:03,564 See you around. [Clicks] 509 00:29:06,945 --> 00:29:09,243 [Sighs] 510 00:29:09,481 --> 00:29:11,506 [School Bell Rings] 511 00:29:11,583 --> 00:29:15,314 Finn, we need to talk. 512 00:29:15,386 --> 00:29:18,355 We have to break up our parents immediately. 513 00:29:18,423 --> 00:29:20,288 I screwed up. 514 00:29:20,358 --> 00:29:23,225 I feel like the guy who set up Liza and David Gest. 515 00:29:23,294 --> 00:29:25,228 It hurt you, didn't it? 516 00:29:25,296 --> 00:29:28,231 When I was talking sports with your dad and stuff. 517 00:29:28,299 --> 00:29:31,564 - I could tell that you were- - Left out? 518 00:29:31,636 --> 00:29:33,433 Invisible? 519 00:29:33,505 --> 00:29:34,972 Yeah. 520 00:29:35,039 --> 00:29:37,974 I don't like that my mom's forgetting about my dad. 521 00:29:38,042 --> 00:29:40,840 It's up to me to keep his memory alive. 522 00:29:40,912 --> 00:29:44,473 And I don't want to move in with you. No offense. 523 00:29:44,549 --> 00:29:46,881 None taken. 524 00:29:46,951 --> 00:29:49,419 So we put an end to them. 525 00:29:49,487 --> 00:29:52,115 - Agreed? - Agreed. 526 00:29:57,996 --> 00:29:59,930 What are you doing? 527 00:29:59,998 --> 00:30:03,161 I'm going to flush Dad's ashes down the toilet. 528 00:30:04,903 --> 00:30:06,495 Have you lost your mind? 529 00:30:06,571 --> 00:30:09,506 What? I'm just doing the same thing you're doing to him. 530 00:30:09,574 --> 00:30:13,010 What's the point of keeping his remains if you're just gonna dump them out like an ashtray? 531 00:30:14,712 --> 00:30:17,146 Fine. 532 00:30:18,149 --> 00:30:20,549 - What are you doing? - What you want. 533 00:30:20,618 --> 00:30:24,019 What we've been doing for the last 15 years-pretending. 534 00:30:24,088 --> 00:30:27,455 Come on, Finn, let's sit and watch TV as a family. 535 00:30:27,525 --> 00:30:30,722 - [TV: Clicks On] - Lookl A basketball game. Your dad would've liked that. 536 00:30:30,795 --> 00:30:33,127 - What do you think, Christopher? - Mom, you're being crazy. 537 00:30:33,198 --> 00:30:35,428 And you're being selfish. 538 00:30:35,500 --> 00:30:38,901 I like Burt. L-l... 539 00:30:38,970 --> 00:30:42,064 I haven't felt this way about a guy since your dad died. 540 00:30:42,140 --> 00:30:44,574 At least not one who felt it back. 541 00:30:44,642 --> 00:30:46,872 This family works. I don't want it to get screwed up! 542 00:30:46,945 --> 00:30:49,880 This family manages. 543 00:30:49,948 --> 00:30:52,143 We get by. 544 00:30:52,217 --> 00:30:55,880 You just don't know any differently because you think what we have is normal. 545 00:31:04,395 --> 00:31:07,091 I do this with him every night. 546 00:31:08,833 --> 00:31:13,327 I take the urn to bed with me, and I talk to him about my day. 547 00:31:14,539 --> 00:31:17,269 Sixteen years... 548 00:31:17,342 --> 00:31:20,334 I've been asking him for advice and... 549 00:31:21,946 --> 00:31:23,880 and waiting to hear his laugh... 550 00:31:23,948 --> 00:31:26,940 and for him to tell me that he loves me. 551 00:31:29,120 --> 00:31:32,021 And he never does. 552 00:31:32,090 --> 00:31:34,024 And he never will. 553 00:31:38,029 --> 00:31:40,463 I won't do it. I'm not moving. I'm not ready. 554 00:31:40,531 --> 00:31:42,658 And he wouldn't want you to do this if I wasn't ready. 555 00:31:42,734 --> 00:31:45,532 You didn't know him, Finn. 556 00:31:49,407 --> 00:31:53,935 Sweetheart, I love you so much. 557 00:31:56,214 --> 00:31:58,614 We don't need any more memories or ghosts. 558 00:31:58,683 --> 00:32:02,619 We need a family, a home. 559 00:32:15,800 --> 00:32:17,791 [Chattering] 560 00:32:19,938 --> 00:32:24,170 Well, with a name like Tracy, I assumed you were a lady. 561 00:32:25,610 --> 00:32:27,976 Quite a turnout for a pep rally. 562 00:32:28,046 --> 00:32:30,981 On assembly days, I arrange for the rest of the school to be fumigated... 563 00:32:31,049 --> 00:32:34,507 leaving the gymnasium the only place with breathable air. 564 00:32:34,585 --> 00:32:37,520 Come on. That was clever. You might want to start writing down my little bon mots. 565 00:32:37,588 --> 00:32:39,886 I'm gonna be dropping some beauties on you. 566 00:32:39,958 --> 00:32:42,893 You know, this is just a freelance job. 567 00:32:42,961 --> 00:32:45,225 I was short-listed for the Pulitzer last year... 568 00:32:45,296 --> 00:32:47,594 for my Newsweek piece on high school athletes going pro. 569 00:32:47,665 --> 00:32:50,896 So my cover story isn't a fluff piece? 570 00:32:50,969 --> 00:32:53,062 Nope. Hard-hitting investigation. 571 00:32:53,905 --> 00:32:56,703 [Cheering] 572 00:33:05,149 --> 00:33:09,176 Feast your ears on this smokin' intro. 573 00:33:11,022 --> 00:33:13,013 In a few seconds. 574 00:33:13,091 --> 00:33:15,082 So important to build the tension. 575 00:33:20,431 --> 00:33:22,422 What is she doing? 576 00:33:23,468 --> 00:33:26,062 - [Microphone Feedback] - Hey, guys. 577 00:33:26,137 --> 00:33:27,900 I'm Mercedes Jones. 578 00:33:29,040 --> 00:33:31,668 [Exhales] So most of you know... 579 00:33:31,743 --> 00:33:34,143 Cheerios is about perfection and winning... 580 00:33:34,212 --> 00:33:37,807 Iooking hot and being popular. 581 00:33:37,882 --> 00:33:40,476 Still building the tension. 582 00:33:40,551 --> 00:33:43,349 [Feedback] 583 00:33:43,421 --> 00:33:46,413 Well, I think that it should be about something different. 584 00:33:49,127 --> 00:33:52,119 How many of you at this school feel fat? 585 00:33:54,999 --> 00:33:59,595 How many of you feel like maybe you're not worth very much? 586 00:33:59,670 --> 00:34:03,333 Or you're ugly, or you have too many pimples and not enough friends? 587 00:34:05,510 --> 00:34:09,310 Well, I felt all those things about myself at one time or another. 588 00:34:11,382 --> 00:34:14,943 Hell, I felt most of those things about myself today. 589 00:34:15,019 --> 00:34:17,681 And that just ain't right. 590 00:34:17,755 --> 00:34:20,519 And we've got something to say about it. 591 00:34:20,591 --> 00:34:23,321 And if you like what we have to say... 592 00:34:23,394 --> 00:34:25,988 come down here and sing it with us. 593 00:34:26,130 --> 00:34:29,258 ##[Pop Ballad] 594 00:34:29,333 --> 00:34:31,824 ♪♪ [Vocalizing] 595 00:34:35,440 --> 00:34:37,840 ♪Yeah ♪ 596 00:34:39,577 --> 00:34:41,408 ♪ Every day ♪ 597 00:34:41,479 --> 00:34:44,243 ♪ Is so wonderful ♪ 598 00:34:44,315 --> 00:34:47,409 ♪And suddenly ♪ 599 00:34:47,485 --> 00:34:50,454 ♪ It's hard to breathe ♪ 600 00:34:52,356 --> 00:34:53,914 ♪ Now and then ♪ 601 00:34:53,991 --> 00:34:56,391 ♪ I get insecure ♪ 602 00:34:56,461 --> 00:34:59,897 #From all the pain # 603 00:34:59,964 --> 00:35:03,058 ♪ I'm so ashamed ♪ 604 00:35:04,735 --> 00:35:07,067 ♪ I am beautiful ♪ 605 00:35:07,138 --> 00:35:10,574 ♪ No matter what they say ♪ 606 00:35:10,641 --> 00:35:15,544 ♪Words can't bring me down ♪ 607 00:35:17,548 --> 00:35:19,675 ♪ I am beautiful ♪ 608 00:35:19,750 --> 00:35:22,719 ♪ In every single way ♪ 609 00:35:22,787 --> 00:35:26,723 ♪Yes, words can't bring me down ♪ 610 00:35:26,791 --> 00:35:30,192 ♪ Oh, no ♪ 611 00:35:30,261 --> 00:35:34,391 ♪ So don't you bring me down today ♪ 612 00:35:34,465 --> 00:35:37,263 - # No matter what we do # - # No matter what we do # 613 00:35:37,335 --> 00:35:39,735 - # No matter what we say # - # No matter what we say # 614 00:35:39,804 --> 00:35:45,367 - #We're the song that's out of tune # - #Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah # 615 00:35:45,443 --> 00:35:46,842 ♪Yeah ♪ 616 00:35:46,911 --> 00:35:49,846 - #And everywhere we go # - #And everywhere we go # 617 00:35:49,914 --> 00:35:52,382 ♪The sun will always always shine ♪ 618 00:35:52,450 --> 00:35:55,715 # The sun will always, always # 619 00:35:55,786 --> 00:35:58,220 ♪ Shine ♪ 620 00:35:58,289 --> 00:36:00,757 # 'Cause we are beautiful # 621 00:36:00,825 --> 00:36:03,589 ♪ No matter what they say ♪ 622 00:36:03,661 --> 00:36:08,428 # Yes, words won't bring us down # 623 00:36:08,499 --> 00:36:10,262 #Oh, no # 624 00:36:10,334 --> 00:36:13,235 - ## [Vocalizing] - # We are beautiful # 625 00:36:13,304 --> 00:36:15,795 ♪ In every single way ♪ 626 00:36:15,873 --> 00:36:20,833 # Yes, words can't bring us down # 627 00:36:20,912 --> 00:36:23,107 ♪ Ohh-ohh-ohh ♪ 628 00:36:24,215 --> 00:36:29,209 ♪ So don't you bring me down today ♪ 629 00:36:30,354 --> 00:36:34,450 #Ohh-oh-ohh # 630 00:36:34,525 --> 00:36:36,993 #Ohh-ohh # 631 00:36:37,061 --> 00:36:41,395 ♪ Don't you bring me down today ♪ 632 00:36:41,465 --> 00:36:44,059 #Hey-ey-ey # 633 00:36:44,135 --> 00:36:47,696 ♪Yeah ♪ 634 00:36:47,772 --> 00:36:50,172 #Oh # 635 00:36:50,241 --> 00:36:54,507 ♪ Don't you bring me down ♪ 636 00:36:54,579 --> 00:36:58,276 ♪Today ♪♪ 637 00:36:58,416 --> 00:37:01,510 [All Cheering] 638 00:37:07,925 --> 00:37:11,258 We can finish this interview in your office tomorrow. 639 00:37:15,633 --> 00:37:18,568 Thank you. 640 00:37:18,636 --> 00:37:20,797 I was wrong. 641 00:37:27,144 --> 00:37:29,271 - [School Bell Rings] - Mr. Pendergrass, let me explain. 642 00:37:29,347 --> 00:37:31,281 Just have a seat. 643 00:37:31,349 --> 00:37:35,809 Oh. Not used to taking orders in my own office. 644 00:37:35,886 --> 00:37:38,446 Sue, when I met you I instantly disliked you. 645 00:37:38,522 --> 00:37:42,322 You're bossy, insulting, and the fact that twice you called me Rerun... 646 00:37:42,393 --> 00:37:44,827 makes me think you're a little racist. 647 00:37:44,895 --> 00:37:49,696 I came here to write a piece that would expose you as a coward and a cheat. 648 00:37:49,767 --> 00:37:53,396 - I could not have been more wrong. - Beg your pardon? 649 00:37:53,471 --> 00:37:57,373 You got every shape and size Cheerio up there singing about empowerment and inclusion... 650 00:37:57,441 --> 00:38:02,071 telling everyone it's okay to be exactly the person you are. 651 00:38:02,146 --> 00:38:05,877 You're a visionary, and I think redefining cheerleading. 652 00:38:05,950 --> 00:38:07,941 Bravo. 653 00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:12,055 Well, thank you, uh, Mr. Pendergrass. 654 00:38:12,123 --> 00:38:14,057 I can't say I'm surprised. 655 00:38:14,125 --> 00:38:19,893 Um, you know, I work so hard to get my girls feeling good about themselves... 656 00:38:19,964 --> 00:38:22,398 because it's what's inside that counts. 657 00:38:22,466 --> 00:38:24,934 It's an honor, Coach. 658 00:38:25,002 --> 00:38:28,665 When this hits the stands, it could mean big things for you. 659 00:38:32,910 --> 00:38:34,901 [School Bell Rings] 660 00:38:37,682 --> 00:38:42,119 - What are you doing here? Did you already move in? - No, your mom invited me. 661 00:38:42,186 --> 00:38:46,020 - She thought you and I could have a man-to-man. - Good, 'cause I got a lot to say. 662 00:38:46,090 --> 00:38:49,059 I don't, so let me go first. 663 00:38:49,126 --> 00:38:52,357 You're pissed. I get it. 664 00:38:52,430 --> 00:38:54,523 Your dad is a hero... 665 00:38:54,598 --> 00:38:57,533 not only to the world for what he did in Desert Storm... 666 00:38:57,601 --> 00:39:00,468 but he's a hero to you. 667 00:39:00,538 --> 00:39:02,631 No way I can fill his shoes. 668 00:39:04,775 --> 00:39:07,972 It's just, you know- I love your mom. 669 00:39:09,947 --> 00:39:14,384 She's like this angel that came down to wake me up after all these years... 670 00:39:14,452 --> 00:39:17,387 and I swear to you I will never hurt her. 671 00:39:17,455 --> 00:39:20,322 I will always take care of her. 672 00:39:20,391 --> 00:39:23,326 I can't be your dad, but I will be her hero... 673 00:39:23,394 --> 00:39:26,488 for as long as she'll take me. 674 00:39:28,532 --> 00:39:31,296 All right, I've said my piece. What do you want to say? 675 00:39:34,138 --> 00:39:37,801 Just wanted to know if you wanted to watch a game. 676 00:39:40,845 --> 00:39:42,938 Sure. 677 00:39:48,319 --> 00:39:49,980 Hold up. 678 00:39:52,590 --> 00:39:54,956 You can sit here if you want. 679 00:40:04,668 --> 00:40:07,865 - [TV: Clicks On] - [Crowd Cheering] 680 00:40:11,842 --> 00:40:14,936 You know, I hate Duke like I hate the Nazis. 681 00:40:15,012 --> 00:40:18,277 - [Can Top Pops] - [Sighs] Tell me about it. 682 00:40:18,349 --> 00:40:22,012 This team, every year, they recruit these guys and... 683 00:40:24,288 --> 00:40:27,780 they don't know that the, uh, entire college... 684 00:40:27,858 --> 00:40:31,988 is basically built on tobacco- 685 00:40:32,196 --> 00:40:34,289 - [School Bell Rings] - I don't know what to say. 686 00:40:34,365 --> 00:40:37,027 Just say congratulations. I took your advice. 687 00:40:37,101 --> 00:40:40,036 I went home, I told Buddy that if he wanted to keep me around... 688 00:40:40,104 --> 00:40:42,971 he had to ditch the old lady and give yours truly the top job. 689 00:40:43,908 --> 00:40:46,342 And then he died. [Laughs] 690 00:40:46,410 --> 00:40:49,004 One of his eyes went all funny and he had a stroke right in front of me. 691 00:40:49,079 --> 00:40:52,139 - Geez, April, are you okay? - Okay? I'm rich! 692 00:40:52,216 --> 00:40:55,151 The ol' battle-ax was afraid I'd go to the Lima Times... 693 00:40:55,219 --> 00:40:58,484 - so she shut me up to the tune of $2 million. - What? 694 00:40:58,556 --> 00:41:01,491 So I'm sobering up and I'm heading to the Broadway, Will. 695 00:41:01,559 --> 00:41:03,857 I haven't had a drink in 45 minutes. 696 00:41:03,928 --> 00:41:05,862 I'm going to take my hush money... 697 00:41:05,930 --> 00:41:10,765 and I'm going to mount the first-ever all-white production of The Wiz. 698 00:41:10,835 --> 00:41:13,167 - Okay. [Chuckles] - And I've got you to thank. 699 00:41:13,237 --> 00:41:16,104 - Did you tell him yet? - Tell me what? 700 00:41:16,173 --> 00:41:19,006 - That I bought y'all the auditorium. - [Applause, Cheering] 701 00:41:20,144 --> 00:41:22,237 What? 702 00:41:22,313 --> 00:41:25,248 I wrote ol' Figgins a check this morning. 703 00:41:25,316 --> 00:41:28,217 It's now called the April Rhodes Civic Pavilion. 704 00:41:28,285 --> 00:41:30,412 L- I don't know what to say. 705 00:41:30,488 --> 00:41:32,289 We've got that covered. 706 00:41:32,289 --> 00:41:33,381 We've got that covered. 707 00:41:33,457 --> 00:41:36,221 ##[Ballad] 708 00:41:43,968 --> 00:41:46,129 ♪When I think of home ♪ 709 00:41:46,203 --> 00:41:48,763 ♪ I think of a place ♪ 710 00:41:48,839 --> 00:41:50,636 ♪Where there's ♪ 711 00:41:50,708 --> 00:41:54,872 ♪ Love overflowing ♪ 712 00:41:54,945 --> 00:41:57,038 #I wish I was home # 713 00:41:57,114 --> 00:42:00,379 #I wish I was back there # 714 00:42:00,451 --> 00:42:06,754 ♪With the things I've been knowing ♪ 715 00:42:06,824 --> 00:42:09,418 ♪Wind that makes the tall grass ♪ 716 00:42:09,493 --> 00:42:12,462 ♪ Bend into leaning ♪ 717 00:42:12,530 --> 00:42:16,091 ♪ Suddenly the raindrops that fall ♪ 718 00:42:16,166 --> 00:42:18,191 ♪ Have a meaning ♪ 719 00:42:18,269 --> 00:42:21,033 ♪ Sprinklin' ♪ 720 00:42:21,105 --> 00:42:23,733 ♪The scene ♪ 721 00:42:23,807 --> 00:42:25,934 ♪ Makes it all ♪ 722 00:42:26,010 --> 00:42:30,504 ♪ Clean ♪ 723 00:42:31,682 --> 00:42:33,274 ♪ Maybe there's a chance ♪ 724 00:42:33,350 --> 00:42:35,682 ♪ For me to go back ♪ 725 00:42:35,753 --> 00:42:38,017 ♪ Now that I ♪ 726 00:42:38,088 --> 00:42:41,353 ♪ Have some direction ♪ 727 00:42:41,425 --> 00:42:46,453 #It sure would be nice to be back home # 728 00:42:46,530 --> 00:42:49,522 ♪Where there's love ♪ 729 00:42:49,600 --> 00:42:52,364 #And affection # 730 00:42:52,436 --> 00:42:56,167 # Then just maybe I can convince time # 731 00:42:56,240 --> 00:42:58,606 ♪To slow up ♪ 732 00:42:58,676 --> 00:43:00,507 #Giving me enough time # 733 00:43:00,578 --> 00:43:03,706 #In my life to grow up # 734 00:43:03,781 --> 00:43:07,774 # Time, be my friend # 735 00:43:07,851 --> 00:43:11,787 - #Let me start again # - # Let me start # 736 00:43:11,855 --> 00:43:15,052 ♪Again ♪ 737 00:43:15,125 --> 00:43:16,490 ♪ Living here ♪ 738 00:43:16,560 --> 00:43:19,529 - # In this brand-new world # - # Brand-new world # 739 00:43:19,597 --> 00:43:22,498 - # Might be a fantasy # - # Fantasy # 740 00:43:22,566 --> 00:43:25,160 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 741 00:43:25,235 --> 00:43:29,604 ♪ But it taught me to love ♪ 742 00:43:29,673 --> 00:43:34,667 ♪ So it's real, real, real to me ♪ 743 00:43:34,745 --> 00:43:36,679 ♪And I've learned ♪ 744 00:43:36,747 --> 00:43:42,208 ♪We must look look inside our hearts ♪ 745 00:43:42,286 --> 00:43:44,550 ♪To find ♪ 746 00:43:44,622 --> 00:43:49,025 - #Yeah, a world full of love # - #World full of love # 747 00:43:49,093 --> 00:43:54,725 ♪ Like yours, like mine ♪ 748 00:43:54,798 --> 00:44:00,566 ♪ Like home ♪ 749 00:44:00,638 --> 00:44:04,074 ♪ Home ♪ 750 00:44:05,309 --> 00:44:09,973 ♪ Home ♪♪ 751 00:44:13,083 --> 00:44:16,883 ##[Vocalizing] 752 00:44:16,954 --> 00:44:19,684 ##[Harmonic Vocalizing] 753 00:44:37,608 --> 00:44:39,405 ##[Ends] 754 00:44:46,150 --> 00:44:47,139 ENGLISH - US - SDH