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♪Nice girls,
not one with a defect, ♪
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♪ cellophane shrink-wrapped,
so correct. ♪
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♪ Red dogs
under illegal legs. ♪
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♪ She looks so good... ♪
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Maybe one of these days you'll
actually be able to drop me off
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in front of my house.
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♪ She is watching
the detectives. ♪
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♪ "Ooh, he's so cute!" ♪
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Night.
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♪ She is watching
the detectives ♪
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♪ when they shoot,
shoot, shoot, shoot. ♪
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Help!
Someone out there, help!
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I don't know... I don't know
what you're talking about!
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I don't know!
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You've gotta be
kidding me, dude.
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Aah!
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I don't know what
you're talking about, man!
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You got the wrong guy! I don't
know what you're talking about!
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Okay, okay, okay!
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Okay! I'll tell you
what you need to know.
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Just get that gun
out of my face, okay?
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Okay. Okay, okay, okay.
I'll tell you what you want.
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Just get the gun
out of my face.
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Are we good?
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Uh, I figured
you'd let me go, you know?
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Let the proper authorities
do to me what they have to,
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you know?
Court, prison, and may...
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Oh, come on! I told you
what you want to know!
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I told you
what you want to hear!
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Wait! I told you
what you needed to know!
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Oh, please! I told you what you
needed to know!
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Find your baggage
on the platform.
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- It's Henley, isn't it?
- Yeah.
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Hi.
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- I'm Miranda Kirby. Oh! What fun.
- Thank you so much for getting me.
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Full-service Realtor.
That's what they call me.
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Welcome to Haplin.
You're gonna love it here.
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- Do you play the guitar?
- I do, yeah.
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Oh! I have always
wanted to play.
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- You know, I took lessons when
I was about 9... - Thank you.
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But I didn't like my teacher
'cause he smelled.
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So I asked my parents if I
could quit, and they let me!
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I have half a mind
to sue them now, honest.
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Can you imagine
if they didn't make me quit?
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I'd be flippin'
Eric Clapton today.
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My Jordan... she's 8.
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She's gonna start
playing in the summer.
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And if she wants to quit,
it's like,
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- Sorry, partner! No can
doofus! Get in! - Right, okay.
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So why have you
chosen Haplin, hon?
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Aside from wanting to display
impeccable geographic taste.
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- Uh, well, my mother vacationed
here as a child. - Okay.
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Yeah.
She recently passed away,
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- but she always spoke so
fondly of this place. - Oh.
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♪ Do doodly do! ♪
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- ♪ Do do doodly do, ah! ♪
- Your dad's singing his "do do" song,
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and that can only mean
one thing.
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That's right... "Dallas Alice"
goes back in the lake today.
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- It gets earlier every year.
- No, that's not true.
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The week of the thaw fest is
when we always put her back in.
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It's gonna be
a chilly thaw fest this year.
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- Doesn't seem like it's warming
up anytime soon. - Mm, mm, mm.
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- Oh, did you look at those brochures?
- Uh, no.
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Emma C., mommy wants to leave
Haplin and move to California.
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What say you?
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I say... no.
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- Yeah?
- Yeah.
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- Why not?
- They have earthcakes there.
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They do have earthcakes there.
And here we are,
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in the cradle of the Heartland.
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Daddy's the son of the sheriff
in a town with no crime.
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Mommy has an important job
at the bread factory,
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and daughter Emma
is the brightest bulb
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in her first grade class.
Eat 'em.
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Mommy and daddy still sneak off
for smoochy-smooch,
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despite the fact that they've
been together since prom.
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So tell me, Emma.
Why would we trade any of that
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- to go to a place full of earthcakes?
- We wouldn't.
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No, we wouldn't.
Tell her, Emma C.
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Tell mommy
the glories of Haplin, hmm?
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What do you plan to do?
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I want to open a candle shop
with my inheritance.
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- What do you think? - I think
that's amazing. I adore candles,
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- especially the scented ones.
- Oh, you'll love my, uh,
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- strawberry fields glow-ever candle.
- Oh, yeah?
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Mm-hmm. I use sweet,
sun-ripened strawberries
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- in the wax...
- Oh!
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- And then hand-grubby the top
with banana slice wicks. - Ooh!
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- The aroma is amazing.
- Okay. Put me down for five.
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Um, speaking of aroma,
everything smells so good here.
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Well, of course it does,
sweetie. Look.
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That's the bread factory...
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"Our Daily" baking
and confectioner.
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The locals call it
"The Bready."
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Not only does it employ
12% of Haplin's residents,
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it also makes Haplin a place
where the air is alive
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with the aroma
of fresh baking bread
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all the live-long day.
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♪ Don't you ever ask them why, ♪
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♪ if they told you,
you would cry, ♪
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♪ so just look at them
and sigh, ♪
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♪ and know they love you. ♪
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Welcome to Haplin,
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or as some folks like
to call it... Happy Town.
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Because they know, Henley.
They know.
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I think it's too cold.
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Well, now that's
where you're wrong.
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Yeah, it's too cold, but if you
think on it, wish on it,
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visualize the "Dallas Alice"
on lake spears, huh?
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- Are you seeing it?
- No.
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No? Huh?
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Are you... are you seeing
the string with the trout
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- and the sauger and the walleye
dangling from it, huh? - No.
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- No? Are you visualizing anything?
- Grilled cheese!
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Grilled cheese? What? Mwah.
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Okay. I'll prove
to you that it works.
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Right now I am envisioning
your babysitter Georgia,
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who's come
to walk you to school.
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Ohm...
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Oh, my God! It works.
I can't believe it!
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It works!
It works!
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- What are you guys doing?
- Daddy's being dumb.
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Daddies do that.
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Are you really putting her
in the water today?
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- Yeah. - The pond is frozen over.
I was by there last night.
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Well, the pond isn't the lake,
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and... what were you doing by the pond
last night, Georgia?
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Saved by the belly.
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Hey there, little bean!
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- Grandpa!
- Oh! That's my girl.
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Oh, look at you.
Georgia, how's your father?
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Sleeping one off.
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- Ain't that much sleep in creation.
- Truth.
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We got a situation at the square.
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- Want to ride along?
- It's my day off, pops.
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I'm putting the "Dallas Alice"
back in the water today.
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It's too damn early
in the season
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- to put her back in the water.
- Was there some sort of meeting?
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What, you guys
got together this morning
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- to talk about the weather?
- Come on, let's go.
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- Let me get my khakis.
- No, you're fine just like you are.
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- See you later, huh, little bean? Georgia.
- Tell mommy I had to leave
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'cause my daddy is
meaner than your daddy. Mmm!
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Come on. Let's go. You drive.
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- Bye, guys.
- Come on.
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Technically, it is not a date.
I never framed it as a date.
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The minute you ask a girl out,
Big Dave, it's a date.
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I asked her out for omelets.
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White wine and omelets.
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This is Big Dave's,
and this is Big Dave. Hi!
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Good morning. This is Henley.
Henley, this is Big Dave.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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- And this is Eli Rogers.
- Hey.
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They call him "Root Beer."
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It's a small town.
Everyone gets a nickname.
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Nice to meet you guys.
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Ah, yeah. Welcome.
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Yeah. Definitely.
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Um, why don't you ladies
take a booth,
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and I will bring you over
a cup of coffee?
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- Okay.
- Great.
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Bye.
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Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?
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White wine and omelets?
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Okay. Yeah, I'm on it.
I'm on it. I gotta go.
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Trouble in the square...
banner trouble.
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Ohh. Again?
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Lay off that horn!
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You, in the car. Would you
lay off the horn?
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Settle down.
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- Everybody, settle down. - Why don't you use
a little more bass in your voice, Root Beer?
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- Say it like a man. It'll be more effective.
- Yeah! Yeah!
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Whoa. Look at this...
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A fracas.
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An imbroglio... a mob scene
in downtown Haplin.
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That's a rare occurrence, John.
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Well, these men
seem to have a problem
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with us raising our banner.
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I thought we agreed that
it wasn't to be hoisted.
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- No, we agreed to nothing of the sort.
- Yeah, sure we did.
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We sat at that
city council meeting,
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and the talk was of healing,
of not dwelling in the past,
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and we agreed then and there
this wasn't to be hoisted.
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Which I would imagine
would be very easy
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if your own flesh and blood
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was not pictured
up on that banner.
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So as long
as they remain missing,
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- then there's still hope I guess, right?
- No doubt. I-I'm not trying to be insensitive...
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As long as you refuse
to hunt for the "Magic Man",
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then he'll just remain at large.
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Providing there really
was a "Magic Man".
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Providing there's not
some other explanation.
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What then? They all
just skipped town, huh?
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- My 8-year-old daughter did not
just skip town. - I know that.
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- Maybe you'd like to take this up
with my mother. - Maybe I would.
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That's it!
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Hey!
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- Jeez! All right!
- Get him away!
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- Enough! That is enough!
- Damn it.
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The banner goes away.
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Thaw fest is about
corn dogs and carousels.
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It ain't about darkness.
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Hey, Sheriff.
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Hobbs has got something serious
out at Mac's pond.
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The banner goes away!
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How's your jaw?
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It's fine.
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You need to start acting
like a cop, Tommy.
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How do you figure?
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You're standing there with
your hands in your back pockets
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instead of blading them
properly. Command presence.
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You act like
you're selling ice cream.
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This is Haplin, pop.
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Why make things difficult
when life is offering you this?
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Just remember the inevitability
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of the vis major.
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The what?
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The vis major.
It's a Latin term.
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It means the natural
and unavoidable catastrophe
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that interrupts
the natural course of events.
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And, son, every life can expect
a visit from the vis major.
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Well, I figure the trick
is to avoid the major vis
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or the vis major
or whatever the hell it is
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- for as long as possible.
- That is the trick.
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I'd tell that to Chloe
if ever I saw her again.
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- Who?
- What?
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Who's Chloe?
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Who?
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What you got, Hobbs?
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Kids were skatin'
when they found him.
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You're not gonna believe this.
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Know what that is, Tommy?
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Yep.
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The vis major.
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Okay.
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I really think you're gonna be
very comfortable here
240
00:14:07,460 --> 00:14:10,529
till we can find you something
a little more permanent, huh?
241
00:14:10,564 --> 00:14:13,032
Yeah, sounds good.
242
00:14:13,066 --> 00:14:15,432
I have seven boarders
at this time, Henley,
243
00:14:15,467 --> 00:14:17,434
including you and me.
244
00:14:17,468 --> 00:14:19,435
Now here is the TV room,
245
00:14:19,470 --> 00:14:21,437
and the only rule here is
246
00:14:21,471 --> 00:14:23,839
"the first to arrive
gets to drive".
247
00:14:23,873 --> 00:14:26,708
Breakfast and lunch
are come-as-you-may.
248
00:14:26,742 --> 00:14:29,845
And these are my widows...
249
00:14:29,880 --> 00:14:32,115
Esther, Joanie,
250
00:14:32,149 --> 00:14:34,817
Rose and Irene.
251
00:14:34,852 --> 00:14:36,819
- This is Henley.
- Hello.
252
00:14:36,853 --> 00:14:41,656
Well, look at you!
Cuter than a mouse's pocketbook!
253
00:14:43,191 --> 00:14:46,360
I looked like that
when I was her age.
254
00:14:46,394 --> 00:14:49,529
- No, you didn't.
- I have the photo.
255
00:14:49,563 --> 00:14:51,730
They didn't have cameras
in the 1400s.
256
00:14:55,868 --> 00:14:58,369
Everybody says
there's no homier place
257
00:14:58,403 --> 00:15:01,171
than Dot Meadows' place.
258
00:15:01,206 --> 00:15:03,974
Mr. Grieves?
259
00:15:04,008 --> 00:15:06,576
Mrs. Meadows.
260
00:15:06,610 --> 00:15:08,844
Will you be joining us
for dinner?
261
00:15:08,879 --> 00:15:12,347
We're serving lamb,
mint-rubbed.
262
00:15:12,381 --> 00:15:14,349
Regrettably no,
Mrs. Meadows.
263
00:15:14,383 --> 00:15:18,953
My stomach is a little... sour.
Has been all day.
264
00:15:18,987 --> 00:15:22,990
Oh, dear. I'll send Colleen up
with some bicarbonate of soda.
265
00:15:23,024 --> 00:15:25,525
How kind.
266
00:15:27,528 --> 00:15:31,096
Mr. Grieves moved here
three months ago.
267
00:15:31,130 --> 00:15:33,798
He's opening a shop in town...
movie memorabilia.
268
00:15:33,833 --> 00:15:36,500
The third floor is
strictly off-limits.
269
00:15:40,337 --> 00:15:42,306
Failure to adhere
to these rules
270
00:15:42,341 --> 00:15:45,676
will result in the immediate
termination of your stay here.
271
00:15:47,913 --> 00:15:50,248
I'm not joking.
272
00:15:50,282 --> 00:15:52,550
Your room is this way.
273
00:16:01,592 --> 00:16:04,326
We have a late-model
red pickup overturned...
274
00:16:06,262 --> 00:16:09,732
Okay, everybody.
275
00:16:09,766 --> 00:16:12,067
By now you've all heard.
276
00:16:12,102 --> 00:16:14,436
And while I know this is
something we haven't had
277
00:16:14,471 --> 00:16:18,540
to deal with in a while...
for most of you, never at all...
278
00:16:18,574 --> 00:16:21,209
we will get this taken care of
279
00:16:21,243 --> 00:16:24,211
so long as we keep
our powder dry.
280
00:16:24,246 --> 00:16:27,947
Now the brutal specificity
of the murder
281
00:16:27,982 --> 00:16:32,751
should be kept quiet so as
to help in the investigation.
282
00:16:32,785 --> 00:16:35,853
We gotta get this guy, quick.
283
00:16:35,887 --> 00:16:37,854
This is not a well man.
284
00:16:38,573 --> 00:16:40,573
A well man does not put a
hole in another man's head.
285
00:16:41,292 --> 00:16:44,192
Okay, people. You heard the man.
Let's get out there.
286
00:16:44,227 --> 00:16:47,428
I want you to canvass all
the houses around Mac's pond,
287
00:16:47,462 --> 00:16:50,430
and I want you to find anybody
who might have seen the victim
288
00:16:50,465 --> 00:16:53,767
in the hours before he died,
all right? Let's get on it.
289
00:16:53,801 --> 00:16:55,935
Sheriff, State Police Barracks
290
00:16:55,969 --> 00:16:59,470
- are sending a car over for the body. - They're
not even gonna give us 11 seconds with it?
291
00:16:59,505 --> 00:17:01,272
Captain Frost's orders,
Detective Hobbs.
292
00:17:01,307 --> 00:17:03,677
And it sounded like
they're sending a man out.
293
00:17:03,711 --> 00:17:04,812
For what?
294
00:17:04,846 --> 00:17:06,947
To assist us, I'm sure.
295
00:17:06,981 --> 00:17:09,115
"Assist," which quickly
turns "monitor",
296
00:17:09,149 --> 00:17:11,850
and before you know it,
it's "supervise".
297
00:17:11,884 --> 00:17:15,220
And Peggy Haplin office
left six messages
298
00:17:15,255 --> 00:17:17,354
before the great lady
called herself.
299
00:17:17,389 --> 00:17:19,356
Oh, yeah?
How'd she sound?
300
00:17:19,391 --> 00:17:22,060
Well, like she'd been eatin'
hornets for breakfast.
301
00:17:25,565 --> 00:17:29,068
Root Beer. Tommy.
302
00:17:29,102 --> 00:17:31,637
Notify Mrs. Friddle.
303
00:17:35,609 --> 00:17:37,910
Line one.
304
00:17:37,944 --> 00:17:40,279
So here we see the containers
305
00:17:40,313 --> 00:17:43,748
where the water, flour, salt, fat
and yeast are all mixed.
306
00:17:43,783 --> 00:17:47,184
The mix is then placed
into the kneading troughs
307
00:17:47,219 --> 00:17:49,186
to ferment the yeast.
308
00:17:49,220 --> 00:17:53,289
This takes about three hours,
and it allows the dough to rise.
309
00:17:56,057 --> 00:17:59,123
We have another pallet on the
shipping dock.
310
00:17:59,157 --> 00:18:00,757
Hello?
311
00:18:00,792 --> 00:18:02,459
Hey. Hey.
312
00:18:02,493 --> 00:18:05,061
Uh, you okay?
313
00:18:05,095 --> 00:18:08,230
I'm fine.
I was just, um, reading.
314
00:18:08,264 --> 00:18:10,231
Let's get out
of the house tonight.
315
00:18:10,265 --> 00:18:12,933
What do you say? I gonna
take you out for dinner.
316
00:18:12,967 --> 00:18:16,037
How about, uh,
how about some Chinese?
317
00:18:16,071 --> 00:18:20,340
I don't know.
I'm... I'm kind of tired.
318
00:18:20,375 --> 00:18:22,876
In the room again, aren't you?
319
00:18:22,910 --> 00:18:25,011
I was just making up the bed.
320
00:18:25,045 --> 00:18:28,247
I washed the sheets...
321
00:18:28,281 --> 00:18:30,248
spring cleaning and whatnot.
322
00:18:30,282 --> 00:18:33,017
Damn it, Carol, how many times
do we have to go through this?
323
00:18:33,051 --> 00:18:35,752
I found
"Spaghetti on the Moon."
324
00:18:35,786 --> 00:18:39,255
Remember it?
325
00:18:39,290 --> 00:18:41,524
You used to read it to her.
326
00:18:41,558 --> 00:18:43,492
Yeah, I remember.
327
00:18:43,526 --> 00:18:46,928
Honey, please. This is...
this is not healthy.
328
00:18:55,904 --> 00:18:57,837
Mr. Haplin, line seven.
329
00:18:59,840 --> 00:19:02,374
Mr. Haplin, line seven.
330
00:19:05,078 --> 00:19:08,079
Hey.
What are you doing here?
331
00:19:08,114 --> 00:19:10,748
Hey.
332
00:19:10,782 --> 00:19:13,450
Something I was hoping
I'd go my whole career
333
00:19:13,484 --> 00:19:17,587
without having to do...
notifying next of kin.
334
00:19:17,621 --> 00:19:20,823
What? What happened?
335
00:19:20,857 --> 00:19:23,592
We'll talk about it
at home, okay?
336
00:19:23,626 --> 00:19:25,294
Okay.
337
00:19:29,131 --> 00:19:31,966
Donna Friddle?
338
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:35,803
Yeah?
339
00:19:35,837 --> 00:19:39,974
We're here about your husband.
340
00:19:40,008 --> 00:19:42,777
He was found dead
this morning at Mac's pond.
341
00:19:42,811 --> 00:19:45,947
We... we believe
he was murdered.
342
00:19:45,981 --> 00:19:48,483
We're... we're sorry.
343
00:19:48,517 --> 00:19:51,019
If there's anything that we...
that we can do,
344
00:19:51,053 --> 00:19:53,922
- please just...
- Don't hesitate to...
345
00:19:57,361 --> 00:20:00,396
No! No! No!
346
00:20:00,431 --> 00:20:02,932
No! No! No!
347
00:20:02,967 --> 00:20:05,302
Coming here
to... to tell me that!
348
00:20:05,336 --> 00:20:08,000
No! No!
349
00:20:08,035 --> 00:20:12,135
- No! No! - Okay. Okay, kids.
Let us see if we can't get a nibble
350
00:20:12,169 --> 00:20:14,771
of some hot, fresh rolls
straight out of the oven, okay?
351
00:20:30,634 --> 00:20:33,435
He was totally killed
in Raymond meadows' ice shack.
352
00:20:33,469 --> 00:20:36,470
- The one on Mac's?
- Yeah.
353
00:20:36,504 --> 00:20:39,739
I can't picture him...
Jerry Friddle.
354
00:20:39,774 --> 00:20:41,741
The skulker?
Remember they fired him
355
00:20:41,775 --> 00:20:43,742
'cause he would hide
behind the stacks
356
00:20:43,777 --> 00:20:46,745
- and stare at the women and the girls?
- That guy... the skinny guy.
357
00:20:46,779 --> 00:20:48,713
Yeah, he was so the creep.
358
00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:50,715
But still,
he didn't deserve this.
359
00:20:50,749 --> 00:20:52,750
Hey, fellas, look who it is.
360
00:20:52,785 --> 00:20:55,886
Straight from the government-
subsidized subdivision
361
00:20:55,921 --> 00:20:58,289
known as Cook's Ridge.
362
00:20:58,323 --> 00:21:00,090
Where cockroaches go to die.
363
00:21:00,125 --> 00:21:02,960
- Why don't you just... don't even.
- Can't you see, Lani?
364
00:21:02,995 --> 00:21:05,696
Being mean to girls is how
these clunks hide the fact
365
00:21:05,730 --> 00:21:08,865
that they are deep in the throes
of homosexual panic.
366
00:21:08,899 --> 00:21:12,236
How's your dad, Georgia?
He still cookin' the meth?
367
00:21:12,270 --> 00:21:14,205
'Cause, you know,
we saw him last night
368
00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:18,343
on truck trail 2 singing
at the top of his tweaked lungs
369
00:21:18,377 --> 00:21:20,811
that old song "You're so vain",
370
00:21:20,846 --> 00:21:23,214
except he changed the words.
371
00:21:23,248 --> 00:21:26,117
Let's go, Lanie.
♪ In my veins, mm, ♪
372
00:21:26,151 --> 00:21:29,353
♪ I think I'll shoot
some meth in my forearm. ♪
373
00:21:29,388 --> 00:21:32,056
♪ In my veins...
In my veins... ♪
374
00:21:32,091 --> 00:21:35,226
♪ I think I'll
shoot some meth in my forearm. ♪
375
00:21:35,260 --> 00:21:37,795
♪ Ooh ♪
376
00:21:43,533 --> 00:21:46,434
What the hell happened to you?
377
00:21:46,468 --> 00:21:48,436
Donna Friddle.
378
00:21:48,471 --> 00:21:50,438
She had a strong reaction
379
00:21:50,472 --> 00:21:52,707
to the news of her husband's demise.
380
00:21:52,741 --> 00:21:54,408
I didn't realize
you meant it literally
381
00:21:54,443 --> 00:21:57,011
when you said,
"keep your powder dry".
382
00:21:57,045 --> 00:21:59,547
Yeah.
Well, she's in room one if you need her.
383
00:21:59,581 --> 00:22:02,549
- Whoa, whoa. Who is?
- Donna Friddle.
384
00:22:02,584 --> 00:22:05,352
You brought her here?
385
00:22:05,386 --> 00:22:07,153
Well, yeah. Yeah.
386
00:22:07,188 --> 00:22:09,055
She's not a suspect.
387
00:22:09,090 --> 00:22:12,493
We give her the news,
and then we question her
388
00:22:12,527 --> 00:22:14,495
in her home
after she's had time
389
00:22:14,529 --> 00:22:16,497
to properly process things.
390
00:22:16,531 --> 00:22:18,499
Ohh.
391
00:22:18,534 --> 00:22:21,569
So we should take her home.
392
00:22:21,603 --> 00:22:24,839
Bring her to the break room.
393
00:22:24,873 --> 00:22:27,208
You got it.
394
00:22:27,276 --> 00:22:29,245
What?
395
00:22:32,784 --> 00:22:34,851
Hey, T.C.
What's going on?
396
00:22:34,885 --> 00:22:38,388
It's a whole magungle.
W-what are you doing here?
397
00:22:38,423 --> 00:22:41,192
I thought we were
putting the "Dallas Alice"
398
00:22:41,226 --> 00:22:43,728
- in the water today.
- God, it's not a good time.
399
00:22:43,762 --> 00:22:45,964
Look, there's...
there's been a murder.
400
00:22:45,998 --> 00:22:47,966
- A murder?
- Yeah.
401
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:49,968
Who got murdered?
402
00:22:50,003 --> 00:22:53,005
I can't talk about it now.
I'll just call you later, okay?
403
00:22:53,040 --> 00:22:54,540
Uh, I'm sorry.
404
00:22:54,575 --> 00:22:56,075
Okay.
405
00:23:10,053 --> 00:23:12,988
You think that was gilding
the Lily a little bit, dude?
406
00:23:13,022 --> 00:23:14,456
My dad?
407
00:23:21,094 --> 00:23:25,627
I think we need
some ground rules.
408
00:23:25,662 --> 00:23:27,162
My father is off-limits.
409
00:23:27,197 --> 00:23:31,130
So is my taste in music...
410
00:23:31,164 --> 00:23:32,798
and my ass.
411
00:23:32,832 --> 00:23:34,733
But your ass is beautiful.
412
00:23:34,767 --> 00:23:38,268
Exactly why it's off-limits.
413
00:23:41,373 --> 00:23:43,841
So what am I gonna do
about the ice shack?
414
00:23:43,875 --> 00:23:46,911
I don't know.
What do you want to do?
415
00:23:46,945 --> 00:23:49,246
Um, you didn't actually
see anything, right?
416
00:23:51,282 --> 00:23:53,750
How are you gonna explain
being out by Mac's pond
417
00:23:53,784 --> 00:23:56,086
past midnight
in the freezing cold?
418
00:23:56,120 --> 00:23:59,322
I could tell the truth...
that I was in a parked car
419
00:23:59,357 --> 00:24:02,659
snogging the once and future
prince of Happy Town.
420
00:24:02,693 --> 00:24:03,493
His grandma runs the town.
421
00:24:03,593 --> 00:24:05,095
My grandma danced
with the money they throw.
422
00:24:05,299 --> 00:24:07,099
His father owns
the bread factory.
423
00:24:07,199 --> 00:24:08,999
My father owns a meth lab.
Oh, and his father
424
00:24:09,099 --> 00:24:12,034
- and my father, they hate each other's guts. - Yeah,
that's a great way to guarantee I'm never allowed
425
00:24:12,134 --> 00:24:16,005
- out of the house again. - I'm just so
over this whole Romeo and Juliet thing.
426
00:24:16,900 --> 00:24:18,900
It's not gonna be
like this forever.
427
00:24:19,709 --> 00:24:22,078
Right. Eventually,
a meteor will hit planet Earth,
428
00:24:22,112 --> 00:24:24,080
wiping out humanity
as we know it,
429
00:24:24,114 --> 00:24:27,083
- and then you and I can hold
hands in public. - I love you so much.
430
00:24:29,118 --> 00:24:31,218
Sometimes I don't even know
what day it is.
431
00:24:30,253 --> 00:24:33,456
It's "grow a pair" day.
432
00:24:35,859 --> 00:24:40,262
My Jerry was persecuted here...
433
00:24:40,297 --> 00:24:42,332
always,
434
00:24:42,366 --> 00:24:44,734
on account of he liked
to look at the girls.
435
00:24:44,769 --> 00:24:48,372
It didn't bother me none.
436
00:24:48,406 --> 00:24:52,477
He was a looker.
He looked. He didn't touch.
437
00:24:52,511 --> 00:24:55,180
But he made folks
uncomfortable.
438
00:24:55,215 --> 00:24:57,483
Looking isn't skulking.
Looking isn't touching.
439
00:24:57,517 --> 00:25:00,653
But in this town,
if you pay attention to folks
440
00:25:00,687 --> 00:25:03,189
who aren't necessarily
your friends, well, then,
441
00:25:03,224 --> 00:25:07,361
You gotta be "Magic Man"
material, don't ya?
442
00:25:07,395 --> 00:25:09,663
Because remember
what they used to say
443
00:25:09,698 --> 00:25:12,367
back when that was happening...
one thing you can count on...
444
00:25:12,401 --> 00:25:14,035
The "Magic Man",
445
00:25:14,070 --> 00:25:16,505
he's someone you passed by
on the street today.
446
00:25:16,539 --> 00:25:20,709
All you have to do is start
with those Stiviletto brothers.
447
00:25:20,744 --> 00:25:23,079
They never
left my Jerry alone.
448
00:25:23,113 --> 00:25:27,017
They picked on him every chance
they had.
449
00:25:27,051 --> 00:25:30,186
And at what point
did Chloe contact you?
450
00:25:33,190 --> 00:25:35,125
Huh?
451
00:25:35,159 --> 00:25:37,728
Did you realize
the glow from her mouth
452
00:25:37,762 --> 00:25:41,999
- was the silvery moon?
- What the hell is he talkin' about?
453
00:25:44,103 --> 00:25:46,304
Pop.
454
00:25:46,338 --> 00:25:47,805
Griff?
455
00:25:47,839 --> 00:25:51,009
Pop.
456
00:25:51,043 --> 00:25:54,113
Which Stiviletto brother
in particular?
457
00:25:59,454 --> 00:26:02,822
Every time!
Hey, you need to get...
458
00:26:11,098 --> 00:26:15,801
Shut up, dogs!
Shut up!
459
00:26:15,835 --> 00:26:18,069
You know,
every damn time...
460
00:26:18,103 --> 00:26:21,270
it is hard to soar
with the eagles, dog-bird,
461
00:26:21,304 --> 00:26:23,338
when you're flying
with turkeys.
462
00:26:23,372 --> 00:26:25,907
Hey, look.
It's Sheriff Andy Taylor
463
00:26:25,941 --> 00:26:27,442
and his boy Opie
come a-callin'.
464
00:26:27,476 --> 00:26:29,143
What you boys doing?
465
00:26:29,177 --> 00:26:30,644
What? This?
466
00:26:30,678 --> 00:26:33,647
This is our contribution
to the annual thaw fest.
467
00:26:33,681 --> 00:26:36,916
For 50 cents, you get 3 chances
468
00:26:36,950 --> 00:26:39,918
to "dunk the dimwit."
469
00:26:39,953 --> 00:26:42,252
There's our dimwit.
470
00:26:42,287 --> 00:26:44,787
Ain't particularly nice.
471
00:26:44,821 --> 00:26:47,922
It also ain't particularly anywhere
near your business.
472
00:26:47,990 --> 00:26:49,490
Why don't you settle down,
Lincoln?
473
00:26:49,524 --> 00:26:51,258
Don't even fake that
you're a hard guy, T.C.
474
00:26:51,292 --> 00:26:53,760
If your old man weren't
the sheriff,
475
00:26:53,794 --> 00:26:57,062
you'd be workin' for us
at the dump shootin' rats.
476
00:26:57,096 --> 00:27:00,394
Yeah, that's if you knew how to fire a gun.
477
00:27:00,429 --> 00:27:02,762
Where were you boys last night?
478
00:27:02,796 --> 00:27:04,763
Well, that's easy-peasy,
Sheriff. We were here all night,
479
00:27:04,798 --> 00:27:06,765
except, of course,
when Linc went into town
480
00:27:06,800 --> 00:27:08,735
to get us some pizza from Big Dave's.
481
00:27:08,769 --> 00:27:12,205
And then he come back,
and then me and Lincoln worked...
482
00:27:12,239 --> 00:27:16,141
Shut up, dog! Shut up!
483
00:27:16,175 --> 00:27:18,476
Then me and Linc worked
on the dimwit dunker,
484
00:27:18,510 --> 00:27:21,679
and baby boy watched himself
a little reality television.
485
00:27:21,713 --> 00:27:23,681
Then my girlfriend Kissy
came over,
486
00:27:23,716 --> 00:27:26,683
and I made sweet love to her
while she read a movie magazine.
487
00:27:28,787 --> 00:27:31,921
You got a problem
with Jerry Friddle?
488
00:27:31,956 --> 00:27:35,291
No, he's okay, you know,
489
00:27:35,325 --> 00:27:38,894
except for his
around town pervin', of course.
490
00:27:41,830 --> 00:27:43,864
Chloe know you're here?
491
00:27:48,970 --> 00:27:51,204
Who's that?
492
00:27:51,238 --> 00:27:53,006
Pop.
493
00:27:53,040 --> 00:27:54,440
Pop.
494
00:27:54,475 --> 00:27:56,242
Pop.
495
00:27:58,546 --> 00:28:00,513
W-watch this, Conroy men.
Watch me. Go, go, go!
496
00:28:00,548 --> 00:28:02,549
Don't leave town.
497
00:28:02,583 --> 00:28:07,320
We never leave town,
Sheriff. Never.
498
00:28:09,524 --> 00:28:13,126
Womper stinks.
499
00:28:13,161 --> 00:28:14,428
Hey, T.C.!
Come on, Womper!
500
00:28:14,462 --> 00:28:16,230
Sure you don't want
to stick around?
501
00:28:16,264 --> 00:28:19,567
Have a beer? Talk old times?
Come on, Womper!
502
00:28:19,601 --> 00:28:22,136
All the bad stuff
you used to do
503
00:28:22,171 --> 00:28:23,671
that your pops
doesn't know about?
504
00:28:23,706 --> 00:28:26,174
- So you have a nice day, gentlemen.
- Boo!
505
00:28:28,210 --> 00:28:32,245
Yeah!
506
00:28:38,822 --> 00:28:40,622
Henley!
507
00:28:43,826 --> 00:28:45,626
Henley!
Hi, hon!
508
00:28:45,661 --> 00:28:47,294
Hi.
509
00:28:47,329 --> 00:28:49,696
Absurdly cheery here, isn't it?
510
00:28:49,731 --> 00:28:51,464
Hello.
511
00:28:51,498 --> 00:28:54,665
Come in, please.
512
00:28:58,903 --> 00:29:01,972
I'm so happy you found us.
513
00:29:02,006 --> 00:29:04,974
Compulsion to buy the remnants
of cultural signposts
514
00:29:05,009 --> 00:29:07,476
from a flicking history
is not exactly high
515
00:29:07,511 --> 00:29:11,045
on the list of priorities
in Haplin county,
516
00:29:11,080 --> 00:29:13,381
but to an outsider...
517
00:29:13,415 --> 00:29:16,083
From Snoqualmie, Washington.
518
00:29:16,118 --> 00:29:18,853
Visiting for reasons
related to...
519
00:29:18,854 --> 00:29:21,054
Uh, the passing of a loved one.
520
00:29:21,088 --> 00:29:23,656
And, um, looking to find...
521
00:29:23,691 --> 00:29:25,658
Uh... comfort
in breathing new air.
522
00:29:25,692 --> 00:29:27,493
And also to...
523
00:29:27,527 --> 00:29:29,796
Use my inheritance
to open a candle shop.
524
00:29:29,830 --> 00:29:31,564
Paraffin or tallow?
525
00:29:31,599 --> 00:29:33,833
Soy wax.
526
00:29:33,867 --> 00:29:38,803
Merritt Grieves, room 2B.
527
00:29:38,837 --> 00:29:40,771
Henley Boone, 2F.
528
00:29:42,607 --> 00:29:44,574
So you've got the ladies
in the boarding house
529
00:29:44,608 --> 00:29:46,742
in quite a dither.
530
00:29:46,777 --> 00:29:50,478
Yes, well, that is the burden
of being eternally dashing.
531
00:29:52,715 --> 00:29:55,685
So, no offense, and really,
what do I know about anything,
532
00:29:55,719 --> 00:29:57,686
but... we're
in the middle of the tundra,
533
00:29:57,721 --> 00:30:00,790
and this place
would struggle in Berkeley.
534
00:30:00,824 --> 00:30:04,393
I mean, do you really think
this was the prime plot
535
00:30:04,427 --> 00:30:06,395
to peddle memorabilia that,
unless I'm missing something,
536
00:30:06,429 --> 00:30:08,497
uniformly predates the 1950s?
537
00:30:08,532 --> 00:30:13,368
Opening the minds of
these fricky-frack townsfolk
538
00:30:13,403 --> 00:30:15,470
to the wonders of early cinema.
539
00:30:15,504 --> 00:30:18,472
And if I can deliver one convert
to the tick of time,
540
00:30:18,506 --> 00:30:22,309
then my investment will
have been well-placed,
541
00:30:22,343 --> 00:30:24,310
as I remember the overwhelming
sensation that I experienced
542
00:30:24,345 --> 00:30:29,880
when my dear mother exposed me
to the wonders of live action.
543
00:30:31,381 --> 00:30:32,848
"The Blue Door",
544
00:30:32,882 --> 00:30:36,350
made by a young auteur
in Berlin in 1923.
545
00:30:36,384 --> 00:30:38,684
This film, seen by very few,
546
00:30:38,718 --> 00:30:41,650
revealed to me
the secrets of the universe.
547
00:30:41,684 --> 00:30:44,251
The blue door was a gateway,
548
00:30:44,286 --> 00:30:48,888
a portal into the heart of man.
549
00:30:52,193 --> 00:30:55,161
There's dread everywhere,
550
00:30:55,196 --> 00:30:58,166
even in the sunniest plains,
551
00:30:58,200 --> 00:31:01,169
but Haplin county has lived
552
00:31:01,203 --> 00:31:04,172
under the false comfort
of its sheriff,
553
00:31:04,206 --> 00:31:06,774
who has managed
to keep the dread at bay
554
00:31:06,809 --> 00:31:08,776
the last run of years.
555
00:31:08,810 --> 00:31:10,878
The "Magic Man".
556
00:31:10,913 --> 00:31:16,283
Hmm. So the uninitiated
has been slightly initiated.
557
00:31:16,318 --> 00:31:17,818
One hears things.
558
00:31:17,853 --> 00:31:20,721
Why do they call him
the "Magic Man"?
559
00:31:20,755 --> 00:31:24,291
Because he had an ability
560
00:31:24,326 --> 00:31:28,029
to make people disappear
so completely
561
00:31:28,063 --> 00:31:30,064
that bordered on the mystical.
562
00:31:33,068 --> 00:31:35,035
It began 12 years ago.
563
00:31:35,070 --> 00:31:37,571
An 18-year-old girl
goes missing.
564
00:31:37,606 --> 00:31:40,274
Every year,
for the next seven years,
565
00:31:40,309 --> 00:31:42,477
someone vanishes,
566
00:31:42,511 --> 00:31:44,478
a personal possession
they're carrying at the time...
567
00:31:44,513 --> 00:31:47,983
a backpack, a toy,
a paperback novel...
568
00:31:48,017 --> 00:31:51,919
the only thing left at
the scene of the abduction.
569
00:31:51,987 --> 00:31:55,757
And then five years ago,
it ended with a child.
570
00:31:55,791 --> 00:31:57,792
But why?
571
00:31:57,827 --> 00:31:59,594
Did he move away?
572
00:31:59,628 --> 00:32:01,395
Did he lose interest?
573
00:32:01,429 --> 00:32:04,097
Was he jailed for
another crime altogether?
574
00:32:04,131 --> 00:32:06,099
Or did he die?
575
00:32:06,133 --> 00:32:08,934
Or did he simply slip away
576
00:32:08,969 --> 00:32:11,437
ever-so quietly,
577
00:32:11,472 --> 00:32:13,741
back through the blue door?
578
00:32:21,683 --> 00:32:23,650
Now I think we let
the Stivilettos stew
579
00:32:23,685 --> 00:32:25,819
in their own filth
for a couple of days,
580
00:32:25,854 --> 00:32:28,455
get cozy with the thought
of being off our radar,
581
00:32:28,489 --> 00:32:30,924
and then we use that time
to load the cannons
582
00:32:30,958 --> 00:32:32,926
for when they slip.
583
00:32:32,960 --> 00:32:35,262
- 'Cause they will slip.
- Sounds great, boss.
584
00:32:35,296 --> 00:32:36,763
Police.
585
00:32:36,797 --> 00:32:39,532
Lab's on 3, Roger.
586
00:32:39,566 --> 00:32:42,369
Hobbs.
587
00:32:42,403 --> 00:32:44,471
Where on the body?
588
00:32:44,506 --> 00:32:46,941
Well, why didn't
you say so then?
589
00:32:46,975 --> 00:32:50,545
If it could be baking flour,
it is baking flour.
590
00:32:50,580 --> 00:32:52,682
It rains baking flour
around here.
591
00:32:52,716 --> 00:32:54,685
We're all covered in it.
592
00:32:54,719 --> 00:32:57,321
All right. Well, have
the lab run the test anyway.
593
00:32:57,355 --> 00:32:59,824
All right. Thanks.
594
00:32:59,858 --> 00:33:01,526
Believe these dopes?
595
00:33:01,560 --> 00:33:03,561
Friddle's body tested positive
596
00:33:03,562 --> 00:33:05,897
for high traces
of baking flour.
597
00:33:05,932 --> 00:33:08,900
Since I moved here,
the back of my balls
598
00:33:08,935 --> 00:33:12,738
would test positive for high
traces of baking flour.
599
00:33:50,299 --> 00:33:52,299
Miss Boone?
600
00:33:53,935 --> 00:33:56,035
You said you'd be
joining us for supper.
601
00:33:57,304 --> 00:34:00,305
The soup is fresh cabbage.
602
00:34:01,907 --> 00:34:03,907
Thank you.
603
00:34:18,051 --> 00:34:19,685
What do you say, pop?
604
00:34:19,719 --> 00:34:21,186
Hello there, son.
605
00:34:21,220 --> 00:34:23,121
You feeling all right?
606
00:34:23,155 --> 00:34:26,224
Oh, my knees are creakin'.
What else is new?
607
00:34:28,260 --> 00:34:30,262
Yeah.
608
00:34:31,765 --> 00:34:33,733
Hey, um...
609
00:34:35,736 --> 00:34:37,204
Who's Chloe?
610
00:34:37,239 --> 00:34:38,908
Chloe?
611
00:34:38,942 --> 00:34:41,779
Yeah, uh, who is she?
612
00:34:41,814 --> 00:34:45,083
Don't know any Chloe.
613
00:34:45,117 --> 00:34:47,084
Pretty name, though, isn't it?
614
00:34:48,887 --> 00:34:51,289
Right.
615
00:34:51,323 --> 00:34:55,059
Pop, why don't we make
an appointment with doc Pete?
616
00:34:55,093 --> 00:34:57,161
You know, just... have him
check under the hood?
617
00:34:57,195 --> 00:34:59,964
I'm fine.
618
00:34:59,998 --> 00:35:01,966
Well, you talk about
forgetting the past,
619
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:04,635
yet... you still wear
your wedding ring.
620
00:35:04,669 --> 00:35:06,570
Ma's been gone years now.
621
00:35:06,605 --> 00:35:09,573
The sense of touch
622
00:35:09,608 --> 00:35:12,843
is the most unappreciated
of the five senses.
623
00:35:12,911 --> 00:35:16,847
As long as this ring
is on my finger,
624
00:35:16,881 --> 00:35:20,484
it's as if I'm still
holding Alice's hand.
625
00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:25,288
Hey, chin to the moon, son.
626
00:35:25,322 --> 00:35:27,691
This was a dark day for Haplin.
627
00:35:27,725 --> 00:35:29,692
We've had a 5-year run
628
00:35:29,727 --> 00:35:32,295
of keeping that darkness
from the township.
629
00:35:32,329 --> 00:35:34,597
No, you did.
630
00:35:34,631 --> 00:35:36,599
Well, however you slice it,
for five years,
631
00:35:36,633 --> 00:35:39,769
there were no major felonies,
no "Magic Man"
632
00:35:39,803 --> 00:35:42,605
and no murders
until this morning.
633
00:35:42,639 --> 00:35:44,607
We will get it back...
634
00:35:44,641 --> 00:35:46,609
the good yesterday.
635
00:35:46,643 --> 00:35:48,277
Take station with that.
636
00:35:52,917 --> 00:35:54,484
Hugs to the girls, huh?
637
00:35:54,519 --> 00:35:56,820
All right.
638
00:36:06,028 --> 00:36:09,663
So just go ahead and eat.
639
00:36:09,698 --> 00:36:11,698
- I'm sorry I'm late, everyone.
- Oh.
640
00:36:11,733 --> 00:36:14,301
Hello.
641
00:36:14,335 --> 00:36:16,203
Ah, this looks delicious.
642
00:36:16,238 --> 00:36:18,006
Mm-hmm.
I hope it's still warm.
643
00:36:18,040 --> 00:36:21,810
A woman traveling alone,
they say, is either running
644
00:36:21,844 --> 00:36:24,146
from a man or to a man.
645
00:36:24,180 --> 00:36:26,715
- Which is it for you, dear?
- Rose.
646
00:36:26,750 --> 00:36:29,819
What? Girl talk.
Right, Henley?
647
00:36:29,853 --> 00:36:32,656
Right. It's okay.
648
00:36:32,690 --> 00:36:34,791
Uh, and the answer is, uh,
not to or from.
649
00:36:34,826 --> 00:36:38,029
There's no man on either side
of my travels.
650
00:36:38,063 --> 00:36:39,563
Aw.
651
00:36:39,598 --> 00:36:41,698
Well, it's lovely here,
652
00:36:41,732 --> 00:36:44,200
and don't let this trouble
at the pond
653
00:36:44,234 --> 00:36:46,235
make you think otherwise.
654
00:36:48,405 --> 00:36:50,539
What trouble at the pond?
655
00:36:50,573 --> 00:36:53,308
Murder.
656
00:36:55,745 --> 00:36:58,079
The town weirdo,
657
00:36:58,114 --> 00:36:59,848
an awful man.
658
00:36:59,882 --> 00:37:03,082
Now I'm not saying
that he deserved to die...
659
00:37:03,116 --> 00:37:06,750
and in my late husband's
ice fishing shack, no less...
660
00:37:06,784 --> 00:37:10,185
but he angered a lot of people
around here
661
00:37:10,252 --> 00:37:14,585
with his shifty eyes
and perverted ways.
662
00:37:16,888 --> 00:37:19,622
- Gorgonzola on your soup?
- No, thank you.
663
00:37:19,657 --> 00:37:21,958
Here he comes.
664
00:37:24,429 --> 00:37:27,231
Good evening, ladies.
665
00:37:27,265 --> 00:37:29,467
Good evening.
Feeling any better?
666
00:37:29,501 --> 00:37:31,436
Unfortunately, no,
667
00:37:31,470 --> 00:37:34,973
but I'm hoping the night air
will bring a fix.
668
00:37:35,007 --> 00:37:37,810
I'll leave some preserves
on your nightstand
669
00:37:37,844 --> 00:37:40,245
on a slice of toast.
670
00:37:40,279 --> 00:37:43,581
That and some warm ginger ale
always does the trick.
671
00:37:43,616 --> 00:37:45,916
Thank you, Rose.
672
00:37:45,951 --> 00:37:47,084
Mm.
673
00:37:50,655 --> 00:37:52,955
Hmm.
674
00:37:56,259 --> 00:37:57,292
Ladies.
675
00:37:57,327 --> 00:37:59,160
Good night.
676
00:37:59,195 --> 00:38:01,962
Good night.
677
00:38:03,598 --> 00:38:05,999
Ahh.
You trollop!
678
00:38:06,034 --> 00:38:08,469
I will make no apologies.
679
00:38:08,504 --> 00:38:11,305
In fact, I just may just be
680
00:38:11,339 --> 00:38:14,741
- lying on that slice of toast on
his nightstand. - Oh, you!
681
00:38:23,818 --> 00:38:26,619
Soup is getting cold, ladies.
682
00:38:26,654 --> 00:38:28,655
Soup is getting cold.
683
00:38:46,407 --> 00:38:48,375
Good meatballs today.
684
00:38:48,409 --> 00:38:50,411
I'll be the judge of that.
685
00:38:53,515 --> 00:38:55,716
Oh, you know what, Sheriff?
686
00:38:55,751 --> 00:38:58,719
Jerry Friddle used to come in here.
687
00:38:58,753 --> 00:39:01,889
I didn't mind him.
688
00:39:01,923 --> 00:39:04,558
I know people thought
he was strange, but, uh,
689
00:39:04,592 --> 00:39:07,895
you know, he could name
every viking player by position
690
00:39:07,929 --> 00:39:10,197
since the franchise started
in 1960.
691
00:39:10,231 --> 00:39:11,965
Is that so?
692
00:39:11,999 --> 00:39:13,900
Yeah.
693
00:39:13,935 --> 00:39:17,304
Then maybe Roger Staubach
killed him.
694
00:39:18,606 --> 00:39:20,740
Come on.
695
00:39:23,778 --> 00:39:26,680
Pizza Barn.
Big Dave speaking.
696
00:39:26,714 --> 00:39:28,548
Yeah.
697
00:39:28,583 --> 00:39:30,684
Two?
698
00:39:30,718 --> 00:39:32,652
Okay. No problem.
699
00:39:32,687 --> 00:39:34,888
What's the address?
700
00:39:37,391 --> 00:39:39,759
I thought that
after our talk last week,
701
00:39:39,794 --> 00:39:41,795
we had an agreement.
702
00:39:41,829 --> 00:39:44,497
What are you still doing
in my county?
703
00:39:44,532 --> 00:39:46,232
Oh, my goodness.
704
00:39:46,267 --> 00:39:48,234
Did you really just utter
a version
705
00:39:48,269 --> 00:39:51,537
of "This town ain't big enough
for the both of us"?
706
00:39:51,572 --> 00:39:54,006
How splendid.
707
00:39:54,040 --> 00:39:56,041
A man can go his entire life
708
00:39:56,075 --> 00:39:58,509
without hearing a sheriff
say those words to him.
709
00:40:05,453 --> 00:40:09,923
It appears
you've dropped something.
710
00:40:18,298 --> 00:40:20,298
Your wedding band?
711
00:40:45,588 --> 00:40:47,522
Good evening, Sheriff.
712
00:40:52,284 --> 00:40:54,719
Oh, I saw Miranda Kirby
at the produce counter today.
713
00:40:54,753 --> 00:40:57,388
She said they're expecting
the biggest turnout yet
714
00:40:57,423 --> 00:41:01,492
- at thaw fest. Won't that be fun, cookie?
- I'm gonna wear my purple dress.
715
00:41:01,527 --> 00:41:04,395
I can't believe they're
even going ahead with it,
716
00:41:04,429 --> 00:41:06,731
- considering...
- Considering what?
717
00:41:06,765 --> 00:41:10,367
Considering that the weather
hasn't broken yet.
718
00:41:10,402 --> 00:41:12,670
Is that what you mean, Georgia?
719
00:41:12,704 --> 00:41:14,972
Right. A thaw fest
with no thaw...
720
00:41:15,006 --> 00:41:17,407
it's like Thanksgiving
with no thanks.
721
00:41:17,442 --> 00:41:20,343
Someone got killded.
722
00:41:23,781 --> 00:41:27,150
Where did you hear that?
723
00:41:27,184 --> 00:41:28,751
Angela Ferelli told me.
724
00:41:28,786 --> 00:41:32,855
She said someone got killded
on the pond where we skate.
725
00:41:32,890 --> 00:41:35,358
It's true, Emma C.
726
00:41:35,392 --> 00:41:36,993
Somebody did die today.
727
00:41:37,027 --> 00:41:39,862
But we talked about this,
remember?
728
00:41:39,897 --> 00:41:42,665
Eventually,
everybody goes up to heaven,
729
00:41:42,699 --> 00:41:45,067
just like Grammy Alice did.
730
00:41:45,102 --> 00:41:47,069
Did Grammy Alice get killded?
731
00:41:47,104 --> 00:41:49,372
No, no, no, sweetie.
732
00:41:49,406 --> 00:41:51,708
Grammy Alice was very tired
and...
733
00:41:51,742 --> 00:41:53,776
People die in different ways.
734
00:41:53,811 --> 00:41:56,946
The man on the pond died
because someone bad hurt him.
735
00:41:56,980 --> 00:41:59,181
But...
736
00:41:59,215 --> 00:42:02,284
most people
die just like Grammy Alice.
737
00:42:02,318 --> 00:42:03,685
Okay, honey?
738
00:42:03,720 --> 00:42:05,020
- Okay?
- Okay.
739
00:42:05,054 --> 00:42:07,422
Okay? All right,
now you eat up.
740
00:42:15,865 --> 00:42:18,132
I was only telling her
the truth.
741
00:42:18,166 --> 00:42:21,035
If we don't, she'll be a pod.
She'll be a kid.
742
00:42:21,069 --> 00:42:23,404
The more you shield her
from these things, Tommy,
743
00:42:23,439 --> 00:42:25,973
the less she'll be equipped
to face them,
744
00:42:26,008 --> 00:42:27,975
to protect herself from them.
745
00:42:28,009 --> 00:42:30,644
Well, excuse me for trying
to prolong the innocence
746
00:42:30,678 --> 00:42:33,279
of our daughter's childhood
for as long as we can.
747
00:42:33,314 --> 00:42:35,984
Okay, count.
One, two, three, four, five.
748
00:42:36,018 --> 00:42:38,154
All right, what's next?
"Hey, Emma. Guess what.
749
00:42:38,188 --> 00:42:42,091
Macaroni and cheese is bad for
you, and Jerry Garcia's dead."
750
00:42:49,799 --> 00:42:51,699
Yeah.
751
00:42:51,734 --> 00:42:54,936
- No! Get her off! - We were
turning over the Stiviletto file
752
00:42:54,970 --> 00:42:57,906
- when he came in. - Yeah, he blows
right past us like we're not even there.
753
00:42:57,940 --> 00:42:59,943
He's outside of himself, Tom.
This ain't him.
754
00:43:05,316 --> 00:43:07,618
Pop. Open the door, pop.
755
00:43:07,652 --> 00:43:09,153
Pop?
756
00:43:09,221 --> 00:43:10,753
Griff, open the door.
757
00:43:10,788 --> 00:43:12,688
If you touch the baby Jesus,
758
00:43:12,722 --> 00:43:14,689
I will you make you wear
the costume!
759
00:43:14,724 --> 00:43:17,825
Open the door, pop.
760
00:43:19,996 --> 00:43:22,631
Pop, look at me.
What are you doing?
761
00:43:24,033 --> 00:43:27,436
Ch-Chloe burnt the can.
762
00:43:27,470 --> 00:43:30,006
Pop...
763
00:43:30,041 --> 00:43:32,476
- Who?
- She burnt the can.
764
00:43:32,510 --> 00:43:35,011
What?
765
00:43:38,414 --> 00:43:41,481
So I'm here.
766
00:43:41,515 --> 00:43:44,451
Ma, I'm gonna go up now.
767
00:43:44,486 --> 00:43:45,820
It's...
768
00:43:45,854 --> 00:43:48,789
uh, 12:30 my time.
769
00:43:48,824 --> 00:43:50,891
I'll call you
if I find anything.
770
00:43:50,926 --> 00:43:52,392
Hello?
771
00:43:52,427 --> 00:43:53,894
Oh, you're there.
772
00:43:53,928 --> 00:43:57,131
It's me...
773
00:43:57,166 --> 00:43:58,433
Chloe.
774
00:44:04,875 --> 00:44:08,710
- Pop, look at me.
- Now that blood has been spilled again,
775
00:44:08,744 --> 00:44:10,311
everything will unravel.
776
00:44:10,345 --> 00:44:13,181
- Pop, look at me.
- He'll be back.
777
00:44:14,549 --> 00:44:16,516
- Pop, look at me.
- Sheriff?
778
00:44:16,551 --> 00:44:18,717
He's only born
in the instant flash...
779
00:44:18,751 --> 00:44:20,887
Pop. Pop, open the door.
780
00:44:20,922 --> 00:44:23,757
- ...of man's capacity for evil...
- Sheriff?
781
00:44:23,791 --> 00:44:26,259
And he'll thrive
in the shadows.
782
00:44:26,293 --> 00:44:29,595
- Pop. Pop, look at me. Pop, open
the damn door! - So that wickedness...
783
00:44:29,630 --> 00:44:31,596
- Look at me, please.
- ...is vanquished.
784
00:44:31,631 --> 00:44:33,098
Pop!
785
00:44:33,132 --> 00:44:34,365
Pop!
786
00:44:34,399 --> 00:44:37,100
You can't stop him.
We never could.
787
00:44:37,134 --> 00:44:40,536
Pop.
Pop, look at me, please.
788
00:44:40,570 --> 00:44:43,170
We never could.
789
00:44:43,205 --> 00:44:45,338
Pop! Pop, no. Pop!
790
00:44:45,373 --> 00:44:47,207
- Get this door open!
- Pop.
791
00:44:47,242 --> 00:44:50,276
- Pop, open the damn door!
- You can't stop him.
792
00:44:50,310 --> 00:44:52,378
You can't stop him.
793
00:44:52,413 --> 00:44:55,281
What are you talking
about? Pop!
794
00:44:55,316 --> 00:44:58,752
He's a Magic Man.
795
00:44:58,786 --> 00:45:00,487
Pop, no.
796
00:45:00,521 --> 00:45:03,990
Pop. Pop, look at me!
Open the door!
797
00:45:04,025 --> 00:45:06,560
- He's a Magic Man.
- Open the door! No!
798
00:45:11,066 --> 00:45:15,303
Now that blood has
been spilled, he'll be back.
799
00:45:20,342 --> 00:45:22,677
He's a Magic Man.
800
00:45:28,478 --> 00:45:31,478
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