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<i>So here's what's happened</i> on Glee.

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<i>- Jesse left Vocal Adrenaline-</i>
- I'm a star. You can learn from me.

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<i>So he could date Rachel,</i>
<i>so now he's part of the Glee Club.</i>

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<i>- Great to have you here.</i>
<i>- And they're the new power couple.</i>

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<i>Previous power couples? Rachel and Finn.</i>

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- I made us his-and-her relationship calendars.
- Oh.

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<i>- Also, Rachel and Puck.</i>
- You want to make out?

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Sure.

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<i>Will still has a crush on Emma-</i>

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I could just lean over and kiss you
if I want to, and I want to.

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<i>But he hasn't divorced Terri yet</i> <i>and he made
out with the coach</i> <i>of Vocal Adrenaline.</i>

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Most of the show choir directors
I make out with are gay.

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<i>- And Sue?</i>
- Sloppy freak show babies!

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<i>Still just kind of angry about everything.</i>

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- Who else wants a piece of this?
<i>- And that's what you missed on</i> Glee.

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[Laughing]

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What's so funny?

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You aren't watching the video of me falling off
stage at my first Tiny Tots beauty pageant?

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That was Carrot-Top funny
compared to this comedic tour de force.

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<i>That's Olivia Newton-John's "Physical."</i>

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It was pretty groundbreaking
subject matter at the time...

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considering its depiction of fluid sexuality.

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<i>- [Mercedes Laughing] Oh, my G-</i>
- Wait, wait.

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That's not Olivia Newton-John.
That's-That's Sue Sylvester.

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- Where did you get this? - I can tell
you that I certainly did not steal it...

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<i>from her locked file cabinet yesterday</i>
<i>when she sent me back to her office...</i>

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to get her hormone replacement injection
during Cheerios practice.

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- # Let's get physical #
<i>- Wait.</i>

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- Did she just do the Cabbage Patch?
- [Mercedes Laughs]

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- I'm posting this on YouTube.
- No, no, wait, wait.

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Do you think that's a good idea?
She might kill us.

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Oh, let her get a taste of some
of the humiliation she put us through.

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<i>I'm with Finn. You guys need to stop being</i>
<i>such asses and start being badasses.</i>

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Ten bucks it goes viral by lunch.

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[Olivia Newton-John]
# Let's get animal, animal #

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Hey! Ms. Sylvester.

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- Let's get physical.
- Not really my type, but I like that attitude.

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Hey, Sue! Let's get animal!

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<i>[School Bell Rings]</i>

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That Glee Club stole my private property
and posted it online.

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And as soon as I figure out the difference
between slander and libel, I'm filing a lawsuit.

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Sue, don't you think you might
be overstating this a little?

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Will, I may buy a small diaper for your chin,
because it looks like a baby's ass.

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<i>That video has received</i>
<i>over 170,000 comments.</i>

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I took the liberty of printing out a few.

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"The man in this video looks like the champion
cheerleading coach Sue Sylvester."

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That was particularly hurtful.

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You know, Sue, there are a lot of people
in this school who dislike you.

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- My kids don't do stuff like this.
- Is that so?

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Exhibit "B."

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- What's a "Glist"?
- It's a "Glee List," William.

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It's a weekly ranking of your Glee Club, based
on a hotness quotient of sexual promiscuity.

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<i>It was posted all over the school an hour ago.</i>

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Apparently, you get a point
for each act of perpetuated depravity.

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What makes you think my kids did this?

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<i>The Glist was made on a library computer</i>
<i>using the pass code "gleeclub."</i>

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Your Glee Club is a petri dish
of sexual depravity.

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<i>Sue's right, Will.</i>

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Why, only last year, a list was posted...

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ranking McKinley's 10 ugliest gingers.

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The perpetrator would have been expelled had it
not turned out to be a member of the <i>facultyl</i>

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- I stand by that list.
<i>- William, this is serious.</i>

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I cannot have an environment that sexualizes
children and damages their self-esteem!

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[Gasps]

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A week ago, had I found a list
that so degraded the Glee Club...

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I would've been embarrassed
I was beaten to the punch.

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<i>But now I know the white-hot shame</i>
<i>of public rebuke.</i>

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<i>That pain is indescribable.</i>

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William, last year at West Dayton High...

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<i>a photo circulated of a school superintendent-</i>

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- And what was he wearing?
- Women's lingerie.

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- And what was he riding?
- Pony!

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- And who was expelled?
- The entire school!

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- The entire school was expelled!
- What does that have to do with me?

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You must find out who made the Glist and
suspend them before they post another one...

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or I'm holding the entire Glee Club responsible!

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- Are you serious?
- Deadly serious!

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I cannot have these shenanigans at this school!

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He cannot have <i>these</i> shenanigans
at <i>this</i> school!

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Who did it?

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This is serious. Principal Figgins
is threatening to disband the club.

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Why are we playing this game?
We all know it was Puck.

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Back off. I didn't do squat.

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Then why is your girlfriend first on the Glist?

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And why am I last? Aside from the fact
that I refused to put out for you.

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Okay, enough!
No one is accusing anyone of anything.

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- Puck, seriously, did you do it?
- I said no.

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<i>I'm a delinquent, sure. I like setting stuff</i>
<i>on fire and beating up people I don't know.</i>

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I own that. But I'm not a liar.

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All right, here's the important point.

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Between this and posting
Coach Sylvester's personal video on YouTube...

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<i>you guys are getting a pretty bad reputation.</i>

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Why is that a bad thing?

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Maybe if we seem more dangerous, people
would stop flushing my glasses down the toilet.

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Look, things are hard right now.

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<i>I get it. You're under a lot of pressure</i>
<i>with regionals coming up.</i>

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I know that winning sectionals hasn't had
the positive effect on your popularity...

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that a lot of you thought it would.

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But becoming what you despise
is not the answer.

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- Man, this song is wack.
- No, it's not.

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It's a terrific song on a long list of top hits...

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that, because of time or some bad press,
has become a joke.

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<i>And like you guys, it's time</i>
<i>to start rehabilitating its bad reputation.</i>

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The assignment for the week
is for all of you to find songs like this...

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mine them for what works
and make them great again...

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and then, hopefully, you can apply
this musical lesson to your own lives.

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This song should be arrested
for the crime of sucking.

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- [Laughing]
- You wanna bet?

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- Ooh!
<i>- [Artie] Oh, no, he didn't.</i>

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- Hit it!
<i>- [Kids Laughing]</i>

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[Rapping]
#Yo, V.I.P. #

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♪ Let's kick it ♪

113
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♪ Ice, ice, baby ♪

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- #All right, stop Collaborate
and listen # - Listen!

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♪ Ice is back with a brand-new invention ♪

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- Whoo!
- # Something grabs ahold of me tightly #

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♪ Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly ♪

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♪Will it ever stop
Yo, I don't know ♪

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♪Turn off the lights, huh, and I'll glow ♪

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♪To the extreme
I rock a mike like a vandal ♪

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♪ Light up a stage
and wax a chump like a candle ♪

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- Dance!
- # Dance, go rush the speaker that booms #

123
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♪ I'm killing your brain
like a poisonous mushroom ♪

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- Deadly!
- #Deadly when I play a dope melody #

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- Go, go, go!
- #Anything less than the best is a felony #

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♪ Love it or leave it You better gangway
You better hit the bull's-eye ♪

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♪The kid don't play
If there was a problem, yo I'll solve it ♪

128
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♪ Check out the hook
while my deejay revolves it ♪

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- # Ice, ice, baby #
- Go!

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- Oh!
- #Vanilla Ice, ice, baby #

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- Whoo!
- Ha-ha!

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♪Take heed 'cause I'm a lyrical poet ♪

133
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♪ Miami's on the scene
just in case you didn't know it ♪

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♪ My town that created all the bass sound ♪

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♪ Enough to shake
and kick holes in the ground ♪

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♪ 'Cause my style's like a chemical spill ♪

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♪ Feasible rhymes you can vision and feel ♪

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♪ Conducted and formed
That's a hell of a concept ♪

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♪We make it hype
and you want to step with this ♪

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♪ Shay plays on the fade
Slice like a ninja, cut like a razor blade ♪

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♪ So fast other deejays say, Damn ♪

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♪ If my rhyme was a drug
I'd sell it by the gram ♪

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♪ Keep my composure
when it's time to get loose ♪

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♪ Magnetized by the mike
while I kick my juice ♪

145
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♪ If there was a problem
yo, I'll solve it ♪

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<i>#Check out the hook</i>
while my deejay revolves it #

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- # Ice, ice, baby #
- Come on, come on, come on, come on!

148
00:07:03,189 --> 00:07:06,556
<i># Vanilla Ice, ice, baby #</i>

149
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- Whoo!
- #Vanilla Ice, ice, baby #

150
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We got it.

151
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♪Vanilla Ice, ice, baby
Too cold, too cold ♪

152
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♪Vanilla Ice, ice, baby
Too cold, too cold ♪♪

153
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♪Yo, man, let's get out of here
Word to your mother ♪♪

154
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- Oh!
- This song is officially paroled!

155
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<i>- Right, Jesse? You got me?</i> - Jesse could've
done it better, but you did it really good.

156
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<i>[School Bell Rings]</i>

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[Thinking]
This is not happening.

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<i>The cruel, slow-motion laughter</i>
<i>is just your imagination.</i>

159
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<i>You're Sue Sylvester, legend.</i>

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They're not laughing at you
because of your "Physical" video.

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Just calmly pour yourself
a cup of joe and focus.

162
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Wait. What's that smell?

163
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Dear God! That's coffee.

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It's usually masked by the smell of fear.

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<i>Sweet merciful Lord, this</i> is <i>happeningl</i>

166
00:08:02,415 --> 00:08:05,111
<i>You're being laughed at in slow motion...</i>

167
00:08:05,184 --> 00:08:08,017
by a roomful of inferiors
whom you used to terrify.

168
00:08:10,323 --> 00:08:13,724
The name is Brenda. Brenda Castle.

169
00:08:13,793 --> 00:08:16,591
I just transferred from Fort Wayne.

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00:08:16,662 --> 00:08:20,996
I can't teach in Indiana anymore
'cause I have some "drug problems"...

171
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that ended up involving some of my "shudents."

172
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I saw your video-
[Laughing]

173
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And you, my friend, are an embarrassment!

174
00:08:31,711 --> 00:08:34,942
And that's <i>me</i> talking!

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<i>[School Bell Rings]</i>

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- I need to enlist the services of the A/V Club.
- What did you have in mind?

177
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My shame at appearing so low on the Glist...

178
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has made me reevaluate my image
at this school and beyond.

179
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I've realized that in today's culture of
bad boy athletes and celebrity sex tapes...

180
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a good reputation is no good at all.

181
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Artie, you know
how our Glee Club assignment...

182
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was to find a song with a bad reputation
and rehabilitate it?

183
00:09:02,041 --> 00:09:05,670
Well, mine is going to afford me
the worst reputation in this school.

184
00:09:05,745 --> 00:09:08,680
Rachel Berry is going to get
a little down and dirty.

185
00:09:08,748 --> 00:09:12,741
I'm gonna stop you.
You had me at "sex tape." How can I help?

186
00:09:12,818 --> 00:09:15,548
Hold on to your hat because Rachel Berry...

187
00:09:15,621 --> 00:09:19,250
is going to become musically promiscuous.

188
00:09:23,696 --> 00:09:26,494
<i>- [School Bell Rings]</i> - Fellow Glee
Clubbers, I have called this meeting...

189
00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:29,330
because our free-falling reps
have reached terminal velocity.

190
00:09:29,402 --> 00:09:33,702
- We are at DEFCON 1. - We're such zeros,
they didn't bother putting us on the Glist.

191
00:09:33,773 --> 00:09:36,105
What does a C-lister do when their tiny star...

192
00:09:36,175 --> 00:09:38,439
is about to fall off Perez Hilton's radar screen?

193
00:09:38,511 --> 00:09:41,241
They cause a scandal so extreme...

194
00:09:41,314 --> 00:09:43,305
they can no longer be ignored.

195
00:09:43,382 --> 00:09:46,351
Um, excuse me. Why is she here?

196
00:09:47,887 --> 00:09:49,878
I've been here since first period.

197
00:09:49,956 --> 00:09:53,392
<i>I had a cold, and I took all my antibiotics</i>
<i>at the same time...</i>

198
00:09:53,459 --> 00:09:56,121
and now I can't remember how to leave.

199
00:09:56,195 --> 00:09:59,460
<i>But I also don't know why</i>
<i>I've only made fourth on the Glist.</i>

200
00:09:59,532 --> 00:10:02,296
I made out with, like, everyone in this school...

201
00:10:02,368 --> 00:10:06,304
girls, boys, Mr. Kidney the janitor.

202
00:10:06,372 --> 00:10:08,897
- I need to do something to get into
the top three. - Fine, you're in.

203
00:10:08,975 --> 00:10:11,705
In what? We don't even have a plan.

204
00:10:11,777 --> 00:10:14,746
What is the worst thing
a student can do at this school?

205
00:10:14,814 --> 00:10:16,975
- Eat in the cafeteria?
- [Snickers]

206
00:10:17,049 --> 00:10:19,176
No, be a disruption in the library.

207
00:10:19,251 --> 00:10:22,743
<i>And I'm not talking about trying</i>
<i>to check out a reference book.</i>

208
00:10:22,822 --> 00:10:26,519
Uh-uh. I'm talking about full-on chaos...

209
00:10:26,592 --> 00:10:28,890
including getting your Glee on in the stacks.

210
00:10:30,196 --> 00:10:31,686
Genius!

211
00:10:31,764 --> 00:10:36,428
I never really understood
how hard it is to be laughed at...

212
00:10:36,502 --> 00:10:39,733
particularly in slow motion.

213
00:10:39,805 --> 00:10:43,206
I try to make it seem like
nothing can touch me, but, boy...

214
00:10:43,275 --> 00:10:45,766
Jean, I'm so sorry you ever felt that way.

215
00:10:45,845 --> 00:10:48,006
I'm sorry I didn't protect you more.

216
00:10:48,080 --> 00:10:50,173
Remember what we used to do, Sue?

217
00:10:50,249 --> 00:10:52,240
<i>Whenever I got sad...</i>

218
00:10:52,318 --> 00:10:56,311
we'd help at the animal shelter to give back.

219
00:10:56,389 --> 00:10:59,449
Because there's always someone
who's got it worse than you do.

220
00:11:03,095 --> 00:11:05,222
<i>- [School Bell Rings]</i>
- I'm a little confused.

221
00:11:05,297 --> 00:11:07,231
I understand.

222
00:11:07,299 --> 00:11:10,097
You're probably wondering,
what exactly does Sue Sylvester mean...

223
00:11:10,169 --> 00:11:12,569
when she says, "I'm your new therapist"?

224
00:11:12,638 --> 00:11:14,572
Well, let me explain.

225
00:11:14,640 --> 00:11:17,473
As you may or may not know,
I star in a little music video...

226
00:11:17,543 --> 00:11:19,374
that's been circulating around the Web...

227
00:11:19,445 --> 00:11:22,209
a video that has a tendency
to induce cruel, slow-motion laughter.

228
00:11:22,281 --> 00:11:25,114
No. No. Didn't- Didn't know about that.

229
00:11:25,184 --> 00:11:28,153
Well, this video has inspired Sue Sylvester
to start giving back.

230
00:11:28,220 --> 00:11:30,154
I happen to have my master's in counseling...

231
00:11:30,222 --> 00:11:33,487
and when I heard that our school district's
one-and-only psychologist...

232
00:11:33,559 --> 00:11:35,493
had committed suicide...

233
00:11:35,561 --> 00:11:38,553
well, I decided to volunteer my services.

234
00:11:38,631 --> 00:11:41,395
And they gave me your name.
I'd really like to help.

235
00:11:41,467 --> 00:11:44,061
I don't know
how I'm supposed to feel about this.

236
00:11:44,136 --> 00:11:45,831
Ella, you're crippled by mental illness.

237
00:11:45,905 --> 00:11:49,306
Your compulsions have estranged you
from your own feelings.

238
00:11:49,375 --> 00:11:52,469
You nearly married a gym teacher
who's more gravy than man...

239
00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:56,948
and you're content to be repeatedly lied to
by the man you purport to love.

240
00:11:57,016 --> 00:11:59,143
- I'm sorry?
- I bribed Will Schuester's landlord...

241
00:11:59,218 --> 00:12:03,211
to slip baby monitors
under his couch and under his bed.

242
00:12:03,289 --> 00:12:07,123
Turns out he's been having make-out sessions
with the coach from Vocal Adrenaline...

243
00:12:07,193 --> 00:12:09,991
and sleepovers with that world-class
banana magnet April Rhodes.

244
00:12:10,062 --> 00:12:12,792
- Oh, my God.
- You need to make a bold move.

245
00:12:15,901 --> 00:12:18,267
- You suck.
- Excuse me?

246
00:12:18,337 --> 00:12:20,464
You take weird little strides when you walk...

247
00:12:20,539 --> 00:12:23,531
as if you were raised in ImperialJapan
and someone bound your feet.

248
00:12:23,609 --> 00:12:26,874
- You make a valid point.
- Grow a pair! I'm insulting you!

249
00:12:26,946 --> 00:12:31,940
You refuse to stand up for yourself,
you're so afraid of confrontation.

250
00:12:32,017 --> 00:12:34,008
- You're right.
- If you want to get better...

251
00:12:34,086 --> 00:12:36,486
you need to start communicating your feelings.

252
00:12:36,555 --> 00:12:40,685
You need to let Will Schuester know how he's
made you feel, and in a public setting...

253
00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:43,661
so he can't escape
and he won't manipulate you.

254
00:12:43,729 --> 00:12:48,530
Trust me-you need to let him have it.

255
00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:51,627
<i>Do you know that when we dated,</i>
<i>the rest of the school gave us a nickname?</i>

256
00:12:51,704 --> 00:12:54,366
- Puckleberry.
- That's humiliating.

257
00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:59,002
The fact is that slumming it with me
actually improved your reputation.

258
00:12:59,078 --> 00:13:01,979
It gave you a sense of humanity.

259
00:13:02,047 --> 00:13:04,038
Wait. Do you want to date again?

260
00:13:04,116 --> 00:13:06,050
I was wondering why you invited me here.

261
00:13:06,118 --> 00:13:08,712
As you know, I'm taken,
but I can be of some assistance.

262
00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:10,847
Help me with my song for Glee Club.

263
00:13:10,923 --> 00:13:12,914
L-I might be the last chance you have...

264
00:13:12,992 --> 00:13:16,325
to salvage what's left
of your reputation and stay in Glee.

265
00:13:16,395 --> 00:13:19,558
Besides, you need a song that's gonna
help you to express your inner pain.

266
00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:21,429
What song do you wanna do
for your assignment?

267
00:13:21,500 --> 00:13:27,405
I've chosen David Geddes's fantastically
terrible '70s Top 10 hit, "Run Joey Run."

268
00:13:27,473 --> 00:13:29,668
It's a story song, so we get to play parts.

269
00:13:29,742 --> 00:13:32,575
I'm gonna play the role
of the tragic heroine who dies in the end...

270
00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:34,579
à la Nicole Kidman in <i>Moulin Rougel</i>

271
00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:36,615
And you can be the hunky, heroic male lead.

272
00:13:36,682 --> 00:13:41,676
- Do I get to kill you?
- N-Actually, my dad shoots me with a shotgun.

273
00:13:41,754 --> 00:13:45,315
[Sighs]
Do you think I made that Glist? Honestly.

274
00:13:45,391 --> 00:13:48,053
Well, it does sound like something
that you would do.

275
00:13:48,127 --> 00:13:51,688
God, I'm so tired of people judging me
for a few mistakes I've made.

276
00:13:51,764 --> 00:13:57,259
<i>I try to be a good guy. I go to school</i>
<i>and I say, "Be cool, Puck. Be nice."</i>

277
00:13:57,336 --> 00:13:59,770
But by second period,
I've got a fire extinguisher in my hands...

278
00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:03,104
and I'm spraying some dweeb with it,
and I don't know how I got there.

279
00:14:03,175 --> 00:14:06,872
I understand. Yeah.

280
00:14:06,946 --> 00:14:10,575
I sit in Glee Club and I watch
a couple of imperfect performances...

281
00:14:10,649 --> 00:14:14,710
and a litany of criticisms just start
building up inside of me like a volcano...

282
00:14:14,787 --> 00:14:18,746
and I keep telling myself to hold it in,
and then it just comes bursting out.

283
00:14:18,824 --> 00:14:20,758
Granted, generally, I'm right...

284
00:14:20,826 --> 00:14:23,226
but doesn't do much for my reputation.

285
00:14:23,295 --> 00:14:25,160
It does suck when you do that.

286
00:14:30,169 --> 00:14:35,129
So, uh, how do you think
we can get people to see us differently?

287
00:14:36,208 --> 00:14:37,903
I don't know.

288
00:14:40,512 --> 00:14:43,345
I ca- I can't do this.

289
00:14:43,415 --> 00:14:46,111
You know, whoever made that Glist
is gonna put you at number one...

290
00:14:46,185 --> 00:14:49,586
when they find out you cheated
on thatJesse kid with me.

291
00:14:49,655 --> 00:14:53,455
Besides, Jesse will never fully understand
what it means to be a Jew.

292
00:14:56,228 --> 00:14:59,891
No, l- I'm ironically turned on
by your bad boy image...

293
00:14:59,965 --> 00:15:02,627
but I think we should
just keep this professional.

294
00:15:02,701 --> 00:15:05,192
All right, I'm out.

295
00:15:05,271 --> 00:15:08,866
- Why should I stay if there's no
chance of us making out? - Uh, Noah...

296
00:15:08,941 --> 00:15:12,377
Please come and sit down,
and let's work on the project. Okay?

297
00:15:12,444 --> 00:15:15,004
It'll help us both, I promise.

298
00:15:18,117 --> 00:15:20,051
<i>- [School Bell Rings]</i>
- I don't think I can do this.

299
00:15:20,119 --> 00:15:21,780
Are you sure this is a good idea?

300
00:15:21,854 --> 00:15:24,345
- Stop thinking about him and
do it for yourself. - Okay.

301
00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:28,318
- Okay, let's do this.
- No, can't go in the teachers' lounge.

302
00:15:28,394 --> 00:15:31,454
Lots of cruel,
slow-motion laughter going on in there.

303
00:15:31,530 --> 00:15:35,227
Well, look who it is!
I thought I smelled a laughingstock.

304
00:15:35,301 --> 00:15:38,134
Don't start with me, Castle,
or I will kick you square in the taco.

305
00:15:38,203 --> 00:15:43,038
It's a date. That's just a typical
Saturday night in the Castle condo.

306
00:15:48,480 --> 00:15:50,812
<i>- I think it's mornings.</i>
- Yeah.

307
00:15:50,883 --> 00:15:52,817
Go get 'im.

308
00:15:55,921 --> 00:15:58,981
It's okay. It'll be all right, Mrs. Carlisle.

309
00:15:59,058 --> 00:16:01,083
- Oh, it's just so-
- Excuse me.

310
00:16:02,995 --> 00:16:05,088
Oh, hey, Em. Can you just give us a sec?

311
00:16:05,164 --> 00:16:08,691
Actually, no, Will. I can't give you a sec.

312
00:16:08,767 --> 00:16:11,827
<i>You're just gonna have to reschedule your</i>
<i>heavy-petting session with Mrs. Carlisle.</i>

313
00:16:11,904 --> 00:16:15,067
- Emma!
- I beg your pardon.

314
00:16:15,140 --> 00:16:20,407
I was just telling Mr. Schuester
about how my husband recently died.

315
00:16:20,479 --> 00:16:22,845
Wow.

316
00:16:22,915 --> 00:16:26,009
Getting them fresh off
the rebound now, aren't you?

317
00:16:26,085 --> 00:16:27,712
Amazing. Nobody's safe. Nobody is safe.

318
00:16:27,786 --> 00:16:30,152
- Emma, can I talk to you in private?
- No, you can't.

319
00:16:30,222 --> 00:16:33,714
Will, we're gonna talk about this here and now
because I have absolutely nothing to hide.

320
00:16:33,792 --> 00:16:36,226
<i>Actually, did you know</i>
<i>I was seeing a therapist?</i>

321
00:16:36,295 --> 00:16:39,856
Did you know I've been trying to work through
my O.C.D. So I could be with you?

322
00:16:39,932 --> 00:16:41,797
Will, do you think that's fun for me?

323
00:16:41,867 --> 00:16:44,461
<i>It's not fun. It's absolutely humiliating.</i>

324
00:16:44,536 --> 00:16:47,630
And come to find out you've been fooling
around with some woman named Shelby...

325
00:16:47,706 --> 00:16:49,799
and you slept with April Rhodes.

326
00:16:49,875 --> 00:16:52,571
- How did you find out about that?
- You're not denying it.

327
00:16:52,644 --> 00:16:55,579
Wow. Okay. See, I thought we
were trying to work through this.

328
00:16:55,647 --> 00:16:58,844
I thought when you said you were trying
to figure out things on your own...

329
00:16:58,917 --> 00:17:01,044
I thought you meant that.

330
00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:03,588
<i>I'm not gonna stand for this anymore. I'm not.</i>

331
00:17:03,655 --> 00:17:06,624
<i>I'm putting my foot down,</i>
<i>and I'm finally sticking up for myself.</i>

332
00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:09,217
You're a slut, Will.

333
00:17:09,294 --> 00:17:12,730
<i>You're a slut.</i>
<i>You're a slut, you're a slut, you're a slut.</i>

334
00:17:12,798 --> 00:17:16,894
Everybody should know that,
and you should know that I'm through with you.

335
00:17:19,738 --> 00:17:21,467
I'm very sorry for your loss.

336
00:17:26,645 --> 00:17:28,613
<i>[School Bell Rings]</i>

337
00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:40,290
Looks like we got a full house, y'all.

338
00:17:40,359 --> 00:17:42,327
I'm kind of getting cold feet here.

339
00:17:42,394 --> 00:17:45,454
- Can you even feel your feet?
- Shh!

340
00:17:45,531 --> 00:17:49,092
Team, listen up. If we pull this off,
we will be legends at this school.

341
00:17:49,168 --> 00:17:51,898
We'll rocket up the Glist.
We'll be top five, easy.

342
00:17:51,970 --> 00:17:55,770
Artie, pump up the jam. It's about to go down.

343
00:18:00,846 --> 00:18:03,212
- # U can't touch this #
- ## [Pop]

344
00:18:03,282 --> 00:18:05,648
<i>- #My, my, my #
</i>- # U can't touch this #

345
00:18:05,717 --> 00:18:08,618
♪ My music hits me so hard
Makes me say, Oh, my Lord ♪

346
00:18:08,687 --> 00:18:12,316
♪Thank you for blessing me
with a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet ♪

347
00:18:12,391 --> 00:18:14,120
♪ It feels good when you know you're down ♪

348
00:18:14,193 --> 00:18:15,854
♪A superdope homeboy from the Oaktown ♪

349
00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:17,452
♪And I'm known as such ♪

350
00:18:17,529 --> 00:18:20,020
♪And this is a beat, uh
U can't touch ♪

351
00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:22,795
♪ I told you, homeboy ♪

352
00:18:22,868 --> 00:18:25,166
♪ Can't touch this ♪

353
00:18:25,237 --> 00:18:26,795
- #Yo, let me bust this funky lyric #
- # Can't touch this #

354
00:18:26,872 --> 00:18:28,965
♪ Fresh new kicks and pants ♪

355
00:18:29,041 --> 00:18:30,633
♪You gotta like that
Now you know you wanna dance ♪

356
00:18:30,709 --> 00:18:34,145
♪ So move outta your seat
and get a fly girl and catch this beat ♪

357
00:18:34,213 --> 00:18:35,840
♪While it's rolling, hold on ♪

358
00:18:35,914 --> 00:18:37,575
♪ Pump a little bit
and let 'em know it's going on ♪

359
00:18:37,649 --> 00:18:39,514
♪ Like that, like that ♪

360
00:18:39,585 --> 00:18:41,416
♪ Cold on a mission, so fall on back ♪

361
00:18:41,487 --> 00:18:43,079
♪ Let 'em know that you're too much ♪

362
00:18:43,155 --> 00:18:45,089
♪And this is a beat, uh
you can't touch ♪

363
00:18:45,157 --> 00:18:47,148
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

364
00:18:47,226 --> 00:18:49,524
♪Yo, I told you
Can't touch this ♪

365
00:18:49,595 --> 00:18:52,587
<i>- #Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh #
- # U can't touch this #</i>

366
00:18:52,664 --> 00:18:55,599
- # Oh, oh, oh, oh #
- #Yeah, U can't touch this #

367
00:18:55,667 --> 00:18:59,899
- # Oh, oh, oh #
- # I told you, can't touch this #

368
00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:02,736
- # Oh, oh, oh, oh #
- #Too high, U can't touch this #

369
00:19:02,808 --> 00:19:05,038
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

370
00:19:05,110 --> 00:19:07,346
♪Yo, we out of here
Can't touch this ♪♪

371
00:19:07,346 --> 00:19:08,040
♪Yo, we out of here
Can't touch this ♪♪

372
00:19:11,617 --> 00:19:13,778
Here it comes.

373
00:19:15,954 --> 00:19:18,718
That was very cute.

374
00:19:18,790 --> 00:19:21,452
I'm gonna talk to my pastor
and see if I can't get you kids...

375
00:19:21,527 --> 00:19:25,054
to perform that for our Sunday service.

376
00:19:29,134 --> 00:19:31,068
Look, I don't like doing this
any more than you do...

377
00:19:31,136 --> 00:19:34,367
but if I don't find out who made that Glist
and stop another one from being published...

378
00:19:34,439 --> 00:19:37,101
the whole Glee Club's going down,
and I can't let that happen.

379
00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:40,236
Look, I know I've been kind of angry lately,
and sometimes I kick over chairs and stuff...

380
00:19:40,312 --> 00:19:42,109
but I didn't do it.

381
00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:45,947
All the pieces fit. You have a very big ax
to grind with several people on that Glist.

382
00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:47,713
Quinn broke your heart,
Puck betrayed your friendship...

383
00:19:47,786 --> 00:19:49,651
<i>you're dealing with</i>
<i>Kurt's dad dating your mom.</i>

384
00:19:49,721 --> 00:19:52,781
And I happen to know you've had your
ups and downs with Santana and Brittany.

385
00:19:52,858 --> 00:19:55,418
I have nothing against Santana,
and I like Brittany.

386
00:19:55,494 --> 00:19:57,155
Quinn's the one that has a beef with them.

387
00:19:57,229 --> 00:19:59,754
Well, there are an awful lot
of Cheerios on that Glist.

388
00:19:59,831 --> 00:20:02,231
Isn't it true that you
still feel like an outcast in that group?

389
00:20:02,301 --> 00:20:04,735
I don't know what you're talking about.
I like being a Cheerio.

390
00:20:04,803 --> 00:20:06,998
And why does everyone just assume
I'm angry all the time?

391
00:20:07,072 --> 00:20:09,404
It's called being sassy, Mr. Schue.

392
00:20:09,474 --> 00:20:11,635
<i>It's simple math, Mr. Schue.</i>

393
00:20:11,710 --> 00:20:14,508
The Glists are posted at a height of five
and a half feet, comfortably out of my reach.

394
00:20:14,580 --> 00:20:16,775
It could not have been me.
And I have it on good word that...

395
00:20:16,848 --> 00:20:19,339
- I saw Puck putting up the Glist in the hallway.
- I was moving it!

396
00:20:19,418 --> 00:20:21,511
Somebody put it on Rachel's locker,
so I moved it.

397
00:20:21,587 --> 00:20:23,714
I was being a man, doing the right thing.

398
00:20:23,789 --> 00:20:26,622
At some point, the lies are gonna stop,
and you're gonna start to sing.

399
00:20:26,692 --> 00:20:28,489
If I did it, why would I
put myself at number three?

400
00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:30,357
As far as badasses go, I'm number "wha."

401
00:20:30,429 --> 00:20:32,090
I'll say it again, I didn't do it!

402
00:20:32,164 --> 00:20:34,325
I don't know how to turn on a computer.

403
00:20:34,399 --> 00:20:37,300
Rachel did it. Think about it.
I stole the guy she's in love with...

404
00:20:37,369 --> 00:20:40,167
then stole the guy she dated
to get over the guy she's in love with...

405
00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:41,706
and I'm a bitch to her.

406
00:20:41,773 --> 00:20:44,867
- Just doesn't seem like Rachel.
- She's gone behind your back before.

407
00:20:44,943 --> 00:20:47,707
And I mean, who's to say
that there's only one culprit?

408
00:20:47,779 --> 00:20:49,303
Look, I know you know something!

409
00:20:49,381 --> 00:20:52,475
So we're not leaving here
until I get some answers!

410
00:20:52,551 --> 00:20:54,382
Mr. Schuester, may I be blunt?

411
00:20:56,288 --> 00:20:58,984
[Sighs] Shoot.

412
00:20:59,057 --> 00:21:00,991
Ever since you separated from your wife...

413
00:21:01,059 --> 00:21:05,325
you've spent a lot of late nights watching
reruns of <i>Law & Order,</i> haven't you?

414
00:21:05,397 --> 00:21:08,195
Hmm. Thought so.

415
00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:10,599
And no, I didn't make the Glist.

416
00:21:10,669 --> 00:21:13,263
[Sighs] Right.

417
00:21:15,540 --> 00:21:17,474
<i>[School Bell Rings]</i>

418
00:21:17,542 --> 00:21:19,066
We're as menacing as Muppet Babies...

419
00:21:19,144 --> 00:21:22,739
which means our squeaky-clean reputations
are still very much intact.

420
00:21:22,814 --> 00:21:24,805
We have to do what we've been dreading...

421
00:21:24,883 --> 00:21:28,375
something more terrifying
than Rachel's personality.

422
00:21:28,453 --> 00:21:31,081
We have to go to Sylvester
and admit that we posted the "Physical" video.

423
00:21:31,156 --> 00:21:34,148
- But we'll get suspended.
- And it will be worth it.

424
00:21:34,226 --> 00:21:37,923
Finally, the entire student body
will see us as badasses.

425
00:21:41,266 --> 00:21:43,325
[Thinking] DearJournal...

426
00:21:43,402 --> 00:21:47,771
I don't know how much longer
I can take the humiliation.

427
00:21:47,839 --> 00:21:51,172
The video has just surpassed three million hits.

428
00:21:51,243 --> 00:21:54,041
Is my misery some kind of karmic retribution...

429
00:21:54,112 --> 00:21:56,273
for the way I've treated people?

430
00:21:56,348 --> 00:21:59,044
[Phone Rings]

431
00:21:59,117 --> 00:22:01,244
<i>[Rings]</i>

432
00:22:02,587 --> 00:22:05,283
- You're go for Sue.
- Hello? Sue?

433
00:22:05,357 --> 00:22:07,791
It's Olivia Newton-John, star of <i>Grease...</i>

434
00:22:07,859 --> 00:22:10,419
the most successful movie musical of all time.

435
00:22:10,495 --> 00:22:14,124
Nice try, and that's a ridiculous accent.

436
00:22:14,199 --> 00:22:15,564
Uh...

437
00:22:15,634 --> 00:22:18,899
[Thinking]
Journal, I've learned my lesson.

438
00:22:18,970 --> 00:22:22,872
Sue Sylvester's gotta start
playing nice full time.

439
00:22:22,941 --> 00:22:24,465
[Rings]

440
00:22:25,644 --> 00:22:27,578
<i>[Rings]</i>

441
00:22:28,580 --> 00:22:30,514
<i>[Rings]</i>

442
00:22:31,683 --> 00:22:33,776
Hi! Uh, we must have been cut off.

443
00:22:33,852 --> 00:22:38,312
It's Olivia Newton-John. I released a record
seven consecutive number-one singles.

444
00:22:38,390 --> 00:22:43,589
- Sing something.
- # Let's get physical, physical #

445
00:22:43,662 --> 00:22:47,291
That song was the best-selling record
of the '80s.

446
00:22:47,366 --> 00:22:49,994
Listen, Sue, I'm headed
for a ribbon-cutting ceremony...

447
00:22:50,068 --> 00:22:52,400
at a sanctuary for orphaned koalas...

448
00:22:52,471 --> 00:22:56,464
but I heard my daughter Chloe laughing
at something on the Internet the other day...

449
00:22:56,541 --> 00:22:58,406
and I saw your video.

450
00:22:58,477 --> 00:23:00,342
And I just have to ask...

451
00:23:00,412 --> 00:23:03,575
whatever would possess a person
to do something like that?

452
00:23:03,648 --> 00:23:08,017
Well, I gotta tell you, Olivia, that video
was never meant for public consumption.

453
00:23:08,086 --> 00:23:11,783
Some people enjoy videotaping
themselves being intimate with a partner.

454
00:23:11,857 --> 00:23:16,453
I happen to enjoy revisiting the impeccable
form of my various Jazzercise routines.

455
00:23:16,528 --> 00:23:20,294
Well, it got me thinking. You know,
that song was the biggest hit of my career.

456
00:23:20,365 --> 00:23:22,560
"Physical" spent 10 weeks at number one.

457
00:23:22,634 --> 00:23:24,761
- It's a classic.
- I agree.

458
00:23:24,836 --> 00:23:26,770
Unfortunately, I botched the video...

459
00:23:26,838 --> 00:23:30,672
which, by the way, was one
of the first music videos ever.

460
00:23:30,742 --> 00:23:33,040
But I filled it with obese guys in spandex...

461
00:23:33,111 --> 00:23:35,944
and it went over the top,
and the song went with it.

462
00:23:36,014 --> 00:23:38,039
But I saw your YouTube video, Sue...

463
00:23:38,116 --> 00:23:41,483
and I realized that now is the time to save it-
and possibly you.

464
00:23:41,553 --> 00:23:43,851
I'll be in Ohio tomorrow chairing a benefit...

465
00:23:43,922 --> 00:23:45,981
for Save the Rain Forests at King's Island.

466
00:23:46,057 --> 00:23:49,185
- I don't understand.
<i>- [School Bell Rings]</i>

467
00:23:53,632 --> 00:23:55,930
All right, Schue. Nice.

468
00:23:56,001 --> 00:23:58,196
Hey, man-whore.

469
00:23:58,270 --> 00:24:00,204
- Will Schuester?
- Yeah.

470
00:24:00,272 --> 00:24:04,265
I'm Brenda Castle. I'm the new
astronomy teacher and badminton coach.

471
00:24:04,342 --> 00:24:08,176
I also happen to be an alcoholic,
<i>and</i> I like pills.

472
00:24:08,246 --> 00:24:10,237
I hear that's just your type.

473
00:24:10,315 --> 00:24:13,113
- Let's go in this classroom and pork!
- No.

474
00:24:14,686 --> 00:24:16,620
I'm praying for you, William.

475
00:24:16,688 --> 00:24:19,248
We've all heard about your gallivanting!

476
00:24:19,324 --> 00:24:21,656
But nothing happened!

477
00:24:21,726 --> 00:24:23,717
Maybe that's not what matters, Will.

478
00:24:23,795 --> 00:24:26,423
You broke the heart of somebody
who doesn't let people get close to her.

479
00:24:26,498 --> 00:24:28,159
I didn't mean to hurt anybody.

480
00:24:28,233 --> 00:24:30,167
You probably didn't mean to hurt me either...

481
00:24:30,235 --> 00:24:34,103
but lately I've been feeding my feelings
to the tune of 6,000 calories a day.

482
00:24:34,172 --> 00:24:36,106
[Sighs]

483
00:24:36,174 --> 00:24:38,108
Slut.

484
00:24:42,047 --> 00:24:44,015
<i>- [School Bell Rings]</i>
- Remember...

485
00:24:44,082 --> 00:24:46,915
If Sylvester hits you in the face
after you cop to posting the video...

486
00:24:46,985 --> 00:24:48,953
don't scream like a woman.

487
00:24:49,020 --> 00:24:52,717
- You're so brave for doing this, Kurt.
- I know. Thank you.

488
00:24:52,791 --> 00:24:54,554
Oh, my God!

489
00:25:01,700 --> 00:25:04,760
Coach Sylvester,
can I have just a minute of your time?

490
00:25:04,836 --> 00:25:07,430
What do you want, lady-face?

491
00:25:07,506 --> 00:25:09,497
You're aware a tape
was leaked onto the Internet...

492
00:25:09,574 --> 00:25:12,099
causing you to become
a national laughingstock?

493
00:25:12,177 --> 00:25:15,613
We stole the tape from your syringe-and-pill
drawer. We posted it online.

494
00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:19,446
- We'll accept whatever punishment you see fit.
- So it was you.

495
00:25:20,619 --> 00:25:23,144
I can't thank you enough.

496
00:25:28,193 --> 00:25:31,094
<i>She wasn't angry at all. It was weird.</i>

497
00:25:31,162 --> 00:25:35,064
Maybe the comments online have gotten so mean,
and people have started to feel sorry for her.

498
00:25:35,133 --> 00:25:38,466
She's finally getting some sympathy,
so she's in a forgiving mood.

499
00:25:38,537 --> 00:25:41,267
Wait a second. Take a look at this.

500
00:25:42,641 --> 00:25:45,667
♪♪ ["Physical"]

501
00:25:45,744 --> 00:25:47,245
Isn't that...

502
00:25:47,245 --> 00:25:47,904
Isn't that...

503
00:25:47,979 --> 00:25:51,415
<i>#Physical, physical</i>
Physical, physical #

504
00:25:51,483 --> 00:25:54,782
<i>#I'm saying all the things</i>
that I know you'll like #

505
00:25:54,853 --> 00:25:57,913
♪ Making good conversation ♪

506
00:25:59,324 --> 00:26:03,317
♪ I gotta handle you just right ♪

507
00:26:03,395 --> 00:26:06,922
♪You know what I mean ♪

508
00:26:06,998 --> 00:26:09,990
♪ I took you to an intimate restaurant ♪

509
00:26:10,068 --> 00:26:14,368
♪Then to a suggestive movie ♪

510
00:26:14,439 --> 00:26:18,603
♪There's nothing left to talk about ♪

511
00:26:18,677 --> 00:26:20,975
♪ Unless it's horizontally ♪

512
00:26:21,046 --> 00:26:24,846
♪ Let's get physical, physical ♪

513
00:26:24,916 --> 00:26:27,180
♪ I wanna get physical ♪

514
00:26:27,252 --> 00:26:29,618
♪ Let's get into physical ♪

515
00:26:29,688 --> 00:26:33,681
♪ Let me hear your body talk
your body talk ♪

516
00:26:33,758 --> 00:26:36,693
♪ Let me hear your body talk ♪

517
00:26:36,761 --> 00:26:40,697
<i>#Let's get physical, physical #</i>

518
00:26:40,765 --> 00:26:43,199
<i>#I want to get physical #</i>

519
00:26:43,268 --> 00:26:45,828
♪ Let's get into physical ♪

520
00:26:45,904 --> 00:26:49,305
♪ Let me hear your body talk
your body talk ♪

521
00:26:49,374 --> 00:26:51,968
♪ Let me hear your body talk ♪

522
00:26:52,043 --> 00:26:53,510
<i>#Bah-bah-bah-body talk #</i>

523
00:26:53,578 --> 00:26:56,911
♪ I've been patient
I been good ♪

524
00:26:56,982 --> 00:27:01,180
- #Trying to keep my hands on the table #
- # Table #

525
00:27:01,252 --> 00:27:04,517
♪ It's getting hard this holding back ♪

526
00:27:04,589 --> 00:27:08,889
♪You know what I mean ♪

527
00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:12,327
♪ I'm sure you'll understand
my point of view ♪

528
00:27:12,397 --> 00:27:16,197
♪We know each other mentally ♪

529
00:27:16,267 --> 00:27:20,033
<i># You've gotta know</i>
that you're bringin'out #

530
00:27:20,105 --> 00:27:22,938
♪The animal in me ♪

531
00:27:23,008 --> 00:27:26,842
♪ Let's get physical, physical ♪

532
00:27:26,911 --> 00:27:29,243
<i>#I want to get physical #</i>

533
00:27:29,314 --> 00:27:32,112
♪ Let's get into physical ♪

534
00:27:32,183 --> 00:27:35,710
♪ Let me hear your body talk
your body talk ♪

535
00:27:35,787 --> 00:27:41,054
♪ Let me hear your body talk ♪

536
00:27:41,126 --> 00:27:44,857
<i>#Physical, physical</i>
Physical, physical #

537
00:27:47,599 --> 00:27:51,057
♪ Let me hear your body talk
your body talk ♪

538
00:27:51,136 --> 00:27:54,264
♪ Let me hear your body talk ♪

539
00:27:54,339 --> 00:27:57,001
♪ Let's get physical ♪♪

540
00:27:59,678 --> 00:28:01,373
<i>- [Mercedes] Phewl</i>
<i>- [Applause]</i>

541
00:28:01,446 --> 00:28:03,573
Again, again, again, again,
again, again, again, again!

542
00:28:03,648 --> 00:28:06,242
- All day.
- I need to learn to do this verse.

543
00:28:06,317 --> 00:28:07,306
<i>[School Bell Rings]</i>

544
00:28:08,286 --> 00:28:10,413
All right, guys, listen up.

545
00:28:10,488 --> 00:28:12,718
Another week has almost passed.

546
00:28:12,791 --> 00:28:15,885
If a list goes up again later today,
this issue is out of my hands...

547
00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:18,451
<i>and it becomes Principal Figgins's jurisdiction.</i>

548
00:28:18,530 --> 00:28:22,432
<i>Seriously, Mr. Schue, whoever made that list</i>
<i>is not gonna come forward.</i>

549
00:28:22,500 --> 00:28:25,060
We might as well just bend over
and take whatever's coming.

550
00:28:28,973 --> 00:28:31,271
Fine.

551
00:28:31,342 --> 00:28:33,674
Okay. Well, then, uh, let's get to it.

552
00:28:33,745 --> 00:28:36,908
Rachel, how 'bout you show us
your bad reputation project?

553
00:28:38,383 --> 00:28:40,044
I'd like to say a few words first.

554
00:28:40,118 --> 00:28:42,985
<i>Though I understand that a motion picture</i>
<i>should stand on its own...</i>

555
00:28:43,054 --> 00:28:45,181
I do realize that some of you
are not well-versed...

556
00:28:45,256 --> 00:28:47,190
<i>in the complex vocabulary of the filmic arts.</i>

557
00:28:47,258 --> 00:28:51,854
I expect that this video will go over some of
the heads of our less-cultured teammates.

558
00:28:51,930 --> 00:28:56,128
<i>So let me just say</i>
<i>I hope you enjoy my bad reputation.</i>

559
00:28:56,201 --> 00:28:58,135
Lights. Okay, go.

560
00:28:58,203 --> 00:28:59,602
[Beeps]

561
00:29:02,207 --> 00:29:02,273
<i>[Beeps]</i>

562
00:29:02,273 --> 00:29:03,763
<i>[Beeps]</i>

563
00:29:03,842 --> 00:29:08,006
♪♪ [Vocalizing]

564
00:29:12,884 --> 00:29:16,115
♪ Daddy, please don't
It wasn't his fault ♪

565
00:29:16,187 --> 00:29:19,247
♪ He means so much to me ♪

566
00:29:19,324 --> 00:29:22,987
♪ Daddy, please don't
We're gonna get married ♪

567
00:29:23,061 --> 00:29:27,623
♪Just you wait and see ♪

568
00:29:27,699 --> 00:29:30,133
♪ Every night the same old dream ♪

569
00:29:30,201 --> 00:29:34,035
<i>#I hate to close my eyes #</i>

570
00:29:34,105 --> 00:29:36,596
♪ I can't erase the memory ♪

571
00:29:36,674 --> 00:29:40,405
♪The sound ofJulie's cry ♪

572
00:29:40,478 --> 00:29:42,844
♪ She called me up late that night ♪

573
00:29:42,914 --> 00:29:46,247
♪And she said Joe, don't come over ♪

574
00:29:46,317 --> 00:29:49,445
♪ My dad and I just had a fight ♪

575
00:29:49,521 --> 00:29:52,081
♪And he stormed out the door ♪

576
00:29:52,157 --> 00:29:55,752
<i>#I've never seen him act this way #</i>

577
00:29:55,827 --> 00:29:58,990
<i>#My God, he's going crazy #</i>

578
00:29:59,063 --> 00:30:02,089
♪ He said he's gonna make you pay ♪

579
00:30:02,167 --> 00:30:05,068
<i>#For what we've done</i>
He's got a gun #

580
00:30:05,136 --> 00:30:07,866
♪ So run, Joey, run ♪

581
00:30:07,939 --> 00:30:09,873
♪Joey, run ♪

582
00:30:11,910 --> 00:30:14,970
♪ Daddy, please don't
It wasn't his fault ♪

583
00:30:15,046 --> 00:30:18,072
♪ He means so much to me ♪

584
00:30:18,149 --> 00:30:21,812
♪ Daddy, please don't
We're gonna get married ♪

585
00:30:21,886 --> 00:30:24,855
♪Just you wait and see ♪

586
00:30:26,491 --> 00:30:29,119
<i>[Jesse]</i>
#Got in my car and drove like mad #

587
00:30:29,194 --> 00:30:31,628
♪Till I reached Julie's place ♪

588
00:30:33,097 --> 00:30:35,497
♪ She ran to me with tear-filled eyes ♪

589
00:30:35,567 --> 00:30:38,798
♪And bruises on her face ♪

590
00:30:38,870 --> 00:30:42,203
♪All at once I saw him there ♪

591
00:30:42,273 --> 00:30:45,265
<i>- #Sneaking up behind me #
- Watch out!</i>

592
00:30:45,343 --> 00:30:48,710
♪Then Julie yelled
He's got a gun ♪

593
00:30:48,780 --> 00:30:51,044
♪ She stepped in front of me ♪

594
00:30:51,115 --> 00:30:54,642
♪Then suddenly a shot rang out ♪

595
00:30:54,719 --> 00:30:58,120
<i>#And I saw Julie falling #</i>

596
00:30:58,189 --> 00:31:01,056
♪ I ran to her
I held her close ♪

597
00:31:01,125 --> 00:31:04,094
♪When I looked down
my hands were red ♪

598
00:31:04,162 --> 00:31:10,123
♪And here's the last words Julie said ♪

599
00:31:10,201 --> 00:31:13,693
♪ Daddy, please don't
It wasn't his fault ♪

600
00:31:13,771 --> 00:31:17,332
♪ He means so much to me ♪

601
00:31:17,408 --> 00:31:22,812
♪ Daddy, please don't
We're gonna get married ♪

602
00:31:22,881 --> 00:31:28,513
<i>##[Girls Vocalizing]</i>

603
00:31:33,391 --> 00:31:35,791
♪ Run, Joey, run ♪

604
00:31:35,860 --> 00:31:39,023
♪Joey, run Joey, run ♪

605
00:31:39,097 --> 00:31:42,157
<i>#Joey, run</i> Joey, run #

606
00:31:42,233 --> 00:31:48,502
♪Joey, run ♪♪

607
00:31:48,573 --> 00:31:50,564
♪♪ [Vocalizing]

608
00:32:00,618 --> 00:32:04,179
<i>Well, why don't we just, um, take a moment...</i>

609
00:32:04,255 --> 00:32:06,780
to really absorb what we've just watched?

610
00:32:06,858 --> 00:32:09,053
- This is garbage! - Finn!
- No, he's right.

611
00:32:09,127 --> 00:32:11,721
I need to trust my instincts more because I
had a feeling when we were shooting that...

612
00:32:11,796 --> 00:32:13,525
that it was not gonna be good.

613
00:32:13,598 --> 00:32:17,034
Why didn't you tell me they were in this too?
I thought you and I were going out.

614
00:32:17,101 --> 00:32:21,162
Being triple cast with two other guys to play
opposite your girlfriend- it's mortifying.

615
00:32:21,239 --> 00:32:24,231
- It was an artistic statement.
<i>- [Finn] No, it wasn'tl</i>

616
00:32:24,309 --> 00:32:27,005
<i>It was you trying to look like you had</i>
<i>a bunch of guys fighting over you...</i>

617
00:32:27,078 --> 00:32:31,378
so you could stop looking like some kind of outcast
and be seen as some hot, slutty girl singer!

618
00:32:33,518 --> 00:32:36,385
How could you do this to me, to all us guys?

619
00:32:36,454 --> 00:32:38,922
Is your stupid reputation
more important than your relationships?

620
00:32:42,160 --> 00:32:44,856
Jesse, wait.

621
00:32:53,104 --> 00:32:55,038
[Jean]
I saw your video, Sue. You were fabulous.

622
00:32:55,106 --> 00:32:57,040
You know, I have to thank you, Jean.

623
00:32:57,108 --> 00:33:01,238
You always know exactly what to say to me
when I lose my way.

624
00:33:01,312 --> 00:33:04,042
Turns out all I needed was an attitude change.

625
00:33:04,115 --> 00:33:06,879
I forgot how good it feels to give back.

626
00:33:06,951 --> 00:33:10,978
I've spent so much time worrying about
what other people thought about me...

627
00:33:11,055 --> 00:33:13,751
when there's really only one person
in the world I want to impress.

628
00:33:13,825 --> 00:33:16,453
- Who?
- Who? You, silly.

629
00:33:16,527 --> 00:33:20,224
<i>So, yesterday,</i>
<i>I walked back into that teachers'lounge...</i>

630
00:33:20,298 --> 00:33:24,826
and I calmly informed them
of my unlikely skyrocket to showbiz fame...

631
00:33:24,902 --> 00:33:27,200
<i>and very gently told them all...</i>

632
00:33:27,271 --> 00:33:29,796
I just didn't care what they thought about me.

633
00:33:29,874 --> 00:33:35,141
What's that? Oh, look! Sue Sylvester
is a Top 700 recording artist, people!

634
00:33:35,213 --> 00:33:37,374
<i>Who's laughing now, huh?</i>

635
00:33:37,448 --> 00:33:42,010
Now, since Olivia's giving her cut
of the proceeds to injured manatees...

636
00:33:42,086 --> 00:33:45,886
I've decided to give all of my profits
to this nursing home.

637
00:33:45,957 --> 00:33:49,154
It's not gonna be much.
Olivia totally screwed me in negotiations.

638
00:33:49,227 --> 00:33:51,889
I won't be working with her again.

639
00:33:51,963 --> 00:33:54,625
But it should be enough for a couple
of benches out back for the summer...

640
00:33:54,699 --> 00:33:56,758
maybe a little vegetable garden
for you to putter around in.

641
00:33:56,834 --> 00:33:59,564
- That'd be nice.
- Yeah.

642
00:33:59,637 --> 00:34:01,605
Now, after all these years...

643
00:34:01,672 --> 00:34:04,835
how is it that you still know so much more
about everything than I do?

644
00:34:04,909 --> 00:34:07,377
I'm the smart one.

645
00:34:07,445 --> 00:34:10,437
- And you got the looks too. How's that fair?
- Ah, thank you.

646
00:34:10,515 --> 00:34:14,007
[Laughs]
Let's say we crack open a book, huh?

647
00:34:14,085 --> 00:34:16,417
- Okay.
- See that? Two little bears?

648
00:34:16,487 --> 00:34:18,648
- That's you and I.
- That's right. I'm the big one, right?

649
00:34:18,723 --> 00:34:21,351
- And I'm the small one. - Yeah, you're the tiny one.
And what does that say?

650
00:34:21,426 --> 00:34:23,360
"I always love you."

651
00:34:23,428 --> 00:34:25,726
And I will always love <i>you.</i>

652
00:34:27,832 --> 00:34:30,062
<i>[School Bell Rings]</i>

653
00:34:33,938 --> 00:34:35,496
- [Knocking]
- Hey.

654
00:34:38,009 --> 00:34:39,977
Uh, these are for you.

655
00:34:44,082 --> 00:34:46,380
They're lovely. Thank you.

656
00:34:49,020 --> 00:34:50,954
[Clears Throat] Um...

657
00:34:52,390 --> 00:34:55,018
l-I messed up, Emma.

658
00:34:55,093 --> 00:34:57,823
I think, in all of this
"discovering who I am" business...

659
00:34:57,895 --> 00:35:00,056
I took a couple of wrong turns.

660
00:35:00,131 --> 00:35:04,830
And I get how those detours
might have hurt you.

661
00:35:04,902 --> 00:35:07,996
But now I know that that's not who I am...

662
00:35:09,006 --> 00:35:10,974
or who I want to be.

663
00:35:12,477 --> 00:35:14,342
I know what's supposed to happen now.

664
00:35:14,412 --> 00:35:18,508
<i>I'm supposed to smile and be impressed</i>
<i>by how in touch you are with your feelings...</i>

665
00:35:18,583 --> 00:35:21,814
and moon over the fact
that you care about me so much, but, um...

666
00:35:24,755 --> 00:35:27,155
I can't.

667
00:35:27,225 --> 00:35:30,820
But, Emma, th-this is- this is killing me.

668
00:35:30,895 --> 00:35:33,159
I just...

669
00:35:33,231 --> 00:35:36,826
[Exhales]
I want you to look at me the way you used to.

670
00:35:39,837 --> 00:35:41,828
I can't.
[Clears Throat]

671
00:35:43,841 --> 00:35:45,832
But you know what? That's a good thing.

672
00:35:45,910 --> 00:35:48,777
Really, if this relationship is ever
gonna work between the two of us...

673
00:35:48,846 --> 00:35:51,610
we have to start seeing each other
for who we really are.

674
00:35:54,919 --> 00:35:56,910
Thank you for the flowers.

675
00:36:20,278 --> 00:36:22,542
- I know you're behind the Glist.
- You have no proof.

676
00:36:22,613 --> 00:36:26,071
<i>I can't believe that you're gonna</i>
<i>pin this on me. I'll be expelled.</i>

677
00:36:26,150 --> 00:36:27,617
I mean, it makes sense.

678
00:36:27,685 --> 00:36:31,917
Everything else has been taken from me-
my popularity, my body.

679
00:36:31,989 --> 00:36:34,321
Might as well throw away my education.

680
00:36:34,392 --> 00:36:37,088
You know when I realized that you did it?

681
00:36:37,161 --> 00:36:40,358
The moment I felt what it was like
to walk in your shoes.

682
00:36:40,431 --> 00:36:42,661
I mean, it takes years
to build a good reputation...

683
00:36:42,733 --> 00:36:45,327
but only seconds to destroy it.

684
00:36:45,403 --> 00:36:49,134
Couple bad choices,
and you go from the top to the bottom.

685
00:36:53,144 --> 00:36:55,738
You have lost so much, Quinn...

686
00:36:57,215 --> 00:36:59,615
which means you had
the most to gain from the Glist.

687
00:37:02,453 --> 00:37:04,478
I never meant to hurt anybody.

688
00:37:04,555 --> 00:37:06,955
I know.

689
00:37:07,024 --> 00:37:10,824
I was captain of the cheerleading squad,
president of the Celibacy Club.

690
00:37:10,895 --> 00:37:13,056
I had Finn.

691
00:37:13,130 --> 00:37:17,294
People would part like the Red Sea
when I walked down the hallway.

692
00:37:17,368 --> 00:37:21,498
- Now I'm invisible. - And you think
being seen as a cheap tramp is better?

693
00:37:21,572 --> 00:37:24,769
A bad reputation
is better than no reputation at all.

694
00:37:24,842 --> 00:37:28,642
Look, I know that high school feels like
your whole life right now...

695
00:37:28,713 --> 00:37:30,647
<i>but it's going to end.</i>

696
00:37:30,715 --> 00:37:34,708
<i>You're gonna give that baby to a family</i>
<i>who really wants it, who's gonna love it...</i>

697
00:37:34,785 --> 00:37:39,119
and then you are gonna go on
to do amazing things, Quinn.

698
00:37:39,190 --> 00:37:42,023
You really think that I can
get it all back one day?

699
00:37:44,262 --> 00:37:46,287
[Exhales]

700
00:37:47,732 --> 00:37:50,166
No.

701
00:37:50,234 --> 00:37:52,896
I think you can get something even better.

702
00:37:52,970 --> 00:37:56,133
- I mean, come on! You're Quinn Fabray, right?
- [Chuckles]

703
00:37:56,207 --> 00:37:59,370
Those people didn't part when you walked down
the halls, you moved them with your attitude.

704
00:37:59,443 --> 00:38:02,071
Thanks, Mr. Schue.

705
00:38:02,146 --> 00:38:04,546
You're a really good teacher...

706
00:38:04,615 --> 00:38:07,140
even if everybody is calling you a man-whore.

707
00:38:07,218 --> 00:38:09,083
<i>You wanted to see me, William?</i>

708
00:38:09,153 --> 00:38:13,055
<i>I trust you have come up</i>
<i>with the perpetrators of the Glist.</i>

709
00:38:13,124 --> 00:38:16,287
<i>I, um-I grilled every single one</i>
<i>of my students...</i>

710
00:38:16,360 --> 00:38:19,818
and, uh, no one...

711
00:38:19,897 --> 00:38:21,421
<i>no one copped to making the Glist.</i>

712
00:38:21,499 --> 00:38:24,559
They all closed ranks
and wouldn't rat out who did it.

713
00:38:24,635 --> 00:38:26,569
That's poppycock, Will.

714
00:38:26,637 --> 00:38:30,334
I will not let this school
be held hostage by juvenile shenanigans.

715
00:38:30,408 --> 00:38:34,742
I know, but I mean, your point has been made.
The Glists have stopped.

716
00:38:34,812 --> 00:38:37,872
<i>I think we should</i>
<i>just call this a victory and move on.</i>

717
00:38:41,585 --> 00:38:44,281
Fine.

718
00:38:44,355 --> 00:38:46,619
I'm still praying for you, Will.

719
00:38:53,964 --> 00:38:56,159
- [Whispers] Thank you.
<i>- [School Bell Rings]</i>

720
00:39:04,508 --> 00:39:07,739
Hi. Are you still mad at me?

721
00:39:07,812 --> 00:39:10,110
You know, before I transferred here
to make you my girlfriend...

722
00:39:10,181 --> 00:39:12,741
I asked around about you,
found out your rep, what kind of girl you were.

723
00:39:12,817 --> 00:39:15,308
- What did they say?
- Most of them had no idea who you were.

724
00:39:15,386 --> 00:39:17,718
The ones that did said
you were kind of sneaky hot...

725
00:39:17,788 --> 00:39:20,552
but that that quality was canceled out
by a compulsive need to be right...

726
00:39:20,624 --> 00:39:23,149
and a strange affinity
for sweaters with animals on them.

727
00:39:23,227 --> 00:39:26,788
The most interesting part was that even though
no one particularly liked you...

728
00:39:26,864 --> 00:39:29,264
they all said you were a person
who could be trusted.

729
00:39:29,333 --> 00:39:30,994
I still am!

730
00:39:31,068 --> 00:39:33,969
I have this pathological need
to be popular, okay?

731
00:39:34,038 --> 00:39:37,565
L- I just want people
to think I'm cool so bad sometimes...

732
00:39:37,641 --> 00:39:39,404
that it just clouds my judgment.

733
00:39:39,477 --> 00:39:42,310
As a fellow star in the making,
I'm sure you can understand that.

734
00:39:42,380 --> 00:39:44,371
On that level, sure.

735
00:39:44,448 --> 00:39:46,643
As the guy who gave up everything
to be your one and only...

736
00:39:46,717 --> 00:39:48,651
I just can't see past this.

737
00:39:48,719 --> 00:39:51,517
I should have been enough for you, Rachel.

738
00:39:53,424 --> 00:39:55,858
I knew you'd break my heart.

739
00:39:57,495 --> 00:40:00,896
Well, that's the funny thing about reputations.

740
00:40:00,965 --> 00:40:02,990
Everyone thinks I'm the big heartbreaker...

741
00:40:03,067 --> 00:40:05,194
but the fact of the matter is...

742
00:40:05,269 --> 00:40:07,203
you broke mine first.

743
00:40:10,775 --> 00:40:12,709
Do me a favor.

744
00:40:12,777 --> 00:40:15,439
If we end up next to each other on the bar
at Ballet Club this week...

745
00:40:15,513 --> 00:40:17,845
just do your arabesques and piqués in silence.

746
00:40:17,915 --> 00:40:20,008
Don't talk to me.

747
00:40:25,122 --> 00:40:28,387
<i>##[Rock Ballad]</i>

748
00:40:28,459 --> 00:40:30,518
♪Turn around ♪

749
00:40:30,594 --> 00:40:33,495
♪ Every now and then
I get a little bit lonely ♪

750
00:40:33,564 --> 00:40:36,158
♪And you're never comin' round ♪

751
00:40:36,233 --> 00:40:37,928
♪Turn around ♪

752
00:40:38,002 --> 00:40:40,698
<i>#Every now and then</i>
I get a little bit tired #

753
00:40:40,771 --> 00:40:43,069
<i>#Oflistening to the sound of my tears #</i>

754
00:40:43,140 --> 00:40:44,664
♪Turn around ♪

755
00:40:44,742 --> 00:40:48,200
♪ Every now and then
I get a little bit terrified ♪

756
00:40:48,279 --> 00:40:50,144
♪And then I see the look in your eyes ♪

757
00:40:50,214 --> 00:40:53,877
♪Turn around, bright eyes ♪

758
00:40:53,951 --> 00:40:56,545
♪ Every now and then I fall apart ♪

759
00:40:56,620 --> 00:41:00,386
♪And I need you now tonight ♪

760
00:41:00,458 --> 00:41:03,689
♪And I need you more than ever ♪

761
00:41:03,761 --> 00:41:07,219
<i>#And if you'll only hold me tight #</i>

762
00:41:07,298 --> 00:41:10,756
<i># We'll be holding on forever #</i>

763
00:41:10,835 --> 00:41:14,430
♪And we'll only be making it right ♪

764
00:41:14,505 --> 00:41:16,700
♪ 'Cause we'll never be wrong ♪

765
00:41:16,774 --> 00:41:20,505
♪Together we can take it
to the end of the line ♪

766
00:41:20,578 --> 00:41:24,173
♪Your love is like a shadow on me
all of the time ♪

767
00:41:24,248 --> 00:41:26,443
<i>#All of the time #</i>

768
00:41:26,517 --> 00:41:29,418
♪ I don't know what to do
I'm always in the dark ♪

769
00:41:29,487 --> 00:41:34,220
♪We're living in a powder keg
and giving off sparks ♪

770
00:41:34,291 --> 00:41:36,350
♪ I really need you tonight ♪

771
00:41:36,427 --> 00:41:40,193
♪ Forever's gonna start tonight ♪

772
00:41:40,264 --> 00:41:42,232
<i>#Forever's gonna start tonight #</i>

773
00:41:42,299 --> 00:41:45,462
♪ Once upon a time
there was light in my life ♪

774
00:41:45,536 --> 00:41:48,471
<i>#Now I'm only falling apart #</i>

775
00:41:50,508 --> 00:41:52,442
♪There's nothing I can say ♪

776
00:41:52,510 --> 00:41:55,138
♪A total eclipse of the heart ♪

777
00:41:57,982 --> 00:42:01,315
♪Turn around, bright eyes ♪

778
00:42:01,385 --> 00:42:03,979
♪ Every now and then I fall apart ♪

779
00:42:04,054 --> 00:42:07,421
♪Turn around, bright eyes ♪

780
00:42:07,491 --> 00:42:10,119
♪ Every now and then I fall apart ♪

781
00:42:10,194 --> 00:42:13,823
♪And I need you now tonight ♪

782
00:42:13,898 --> 00:42:16,662
♪And I need you more than ever ♪

783
00:42:16,734 --> 00:42:21,068
♪And we'll only be making it right ♪

784
00:42:21,138 --> 00:42:23,231
♪ 'Cause we'll never be wrong ♪

785
00:42:23,307 --> 00:42:26,765
♪Together we can take it
to the end of the line ♪

786
00:42:26,844 --> 00:42:30,803
♪Your love is like a shadow on me
all of the time ♪

787
00:42:30,881 --> 00:42:32,610
<i>#All of the time #</i>

788
00:42:32,683 --> 00:42:35,948
♪ I don't know what to do
I'm always in the dark ♪

789
00:42:36,020 --> 00:42:41,185
♪We're living in a powder keg
and giving off sparks ♪

790
00:42:41,258 --> 00:42:43,818
♪ I really need you tonight ♪

791
00:42:43,894 --> 00:42:47,159
♪ Forever's gonna start tonight ♪

792
00:42:47,231 --> 00:42:51,099
<i>[Chorus]</i>
#Forever's gonna start tonight #

793
00:42:51,168 --> 00:42:53,659
♪ Once upon a time
I was falling in love ♪

794
00:42:53,737 --> 00:42:57,366
♪ Now I'm only falling apart ♪

795
00:42:59,109 --> 00:43:00,804
♪There's nothing I can do ♪

796
00:43:00,878 --> 00:43:05,713
♪A total eclipse of the heart ♪

797
00:43:09,219 --> 00:43:14,156
♪Turn around, bright eyes ♪♪

798
00:43:18,028 --> 00:43:18,462
<i>[School Bell Rings]</i>

799
00:43:18,462 --> 00:43:19,952
<i>[School Bell Rings]</i>

800
00:43:22,032 --> 00:43:25,968
<i>##[Vocalizing]</i>

801
00:43:26,036 --> 00:43:29,972
<i>##[Harmonic Vocalizing]</i>

802
00:43:46,056 --> 00:43:47,990
<i>##[Ends]</i>

803
00:43:54,898 --> 00:43:55,887
ENGLISH - US - SDH

