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provided by Desperate Housewives...
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bree discovered a family secret.
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Oh,I'm gonna be sick.
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Lynette struggled with chetherapy...
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while susan took joy
in being pregnant...
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I'm eating for two.
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The biggest obstacle
to carlos and gaby...
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the I.R.S.Could make
me testify against you.
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Was the promise edie
forced carlos to make.
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We're engaged.
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I really did care for edie,but
I can't let her ruin my life.
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trevor!Over here!
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all children love to play games.
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But before they can race their bikes
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or jump their ropes
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or toss their frisbees,
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children understand they must first convince
their friends to play along with them.
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The same is true for adults.
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Hi,gaby.It's me.I'm throwing a
party saturday night.Guess what kind?
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A charades party?Didn't
you just throw one?
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No,that was a year ago.
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Oh.Right.Guess it's
time for another one.
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Sure is.Can you come?
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Um...sorry.Victor needs me at this...
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political thing.Damn.Damn.Damn.
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Aw!You have to come.You're the
best charades player I know.
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That's sweet.and totally accurate.
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But I'm really whipped
from the chemo,so...
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oh,there's my other line.Can
you ask me next time,okay,hon?
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Okay,bye.
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hello?
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Oh,hey,bree.Mm,what's up?
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Well,I stopped by katherine's last night just to get
a recipe,and you'll never believe what I overheard.
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She slapped her kid?!No!
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Yes,and get this... when adam said dylan
was just going to keep asking questions,
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katherine said... and I quote...
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"well,we're just gonna
have to find better lies."
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oh,hang on.I've got another call.
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Don't answer it!It's susan.She's
hosting another game night.
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Another one? It's time
for an anonymous letter.
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- Wait...is katherine going to susan's charade night?
- Probably.Why?
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We should go,too.
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Get a few drinks in
her,see if she loosens up.
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Well,I doubt a woman like katherine
is gonna spill her secrets just
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- because she's had a little win
- I don't know.
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You came out with some interesting
things before you swore off the sauc
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well,none that I recall.
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Didn't you tell me you lost your
virginity in the backseat of a...
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point well taken.I'll bring the wine.
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Susan,good news.We can
come to the party after all.
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Hey,you know who else you should invite?
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Yeah,I am feeling much
better,so count me in.
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- Will our new neighbor be coming?
- Of course!
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I love your charades parties.And I hope you're
inviting that delightful katherine mayfair.
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So you were pa a very
nice compliment today.
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- I was?
- Yes.
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I am hosting a charades party,and all of my
friends went out their way to insist I invite you.
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- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
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Yes,not all adults like to play games.
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But the ones who do...
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play to win.
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Stella wingfield hated to cook.
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Still,she spent that friday
morning grating cheese...
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and greasing a pan...
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and laying in macaroni
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because her eldest daughter was sick,
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and stella could no longer
sit by and do nothing.
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- Lunchtime!
- Oh.No,thanks.
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Oh,come on.I made it for you
special.You've gotta keep your streng up.
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I appreciate the effort,but I told
you,I can't keep anything down,and F.Y.I.
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Mac and cheese is halfway to vomit.
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You might as well have given
me a plate of creamed corn.
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Aren't you taking the anti-nausea drug?
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Yeah,I am taking it.It's just...
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not working.
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Well,um...
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I know something that might help
your nausea and boost your appetite.
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Um...
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perhaps a little visit
from my old friend...
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mary jane?
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- You're suggesting pot?
- A lot of chemo patients use it.
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- Hell,I did.
- Yeah.
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Oh,come on.
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Let mama score you
some kick-ass chronic.
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"Kick-ass
chronic"? Uh-huh.
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You're a grandmother.Shouldn't you
be off somewhere knitting an afghan?
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Just trying to ease your pain.
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Well,thks,but prefer not to get my
medication from some guy under a bridge.
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Suit yourself.
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Hey.
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- What's this?
- A crib.
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Oh,and look...
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safety latch.I figured if
the baby takes after you,
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"accident-proof" is key.
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Honey,you know,I'm still
in my first trimester.
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Um,don't you think it's a
little early to be making cribs?
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Early would be painting
it pink or blue.But...
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I got both,so we're covered either way.
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great.
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And whether it's a boy
or a girl,colts fan.
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- That's
non-negotiable. - Mm.
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Um,bree's home.I'll be right back.
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look sharp.It's susan.
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God,it's getting harder and
harder to keep her at arm's length.
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I never knew she was such a hugger.
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- You want me to run interference?
- I'm getting good at props. No,no.
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Yeah? Good.
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Hey,susan!What's up?
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I need a favor.
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Um,I remember you mentioning
that you liked your obstetrician.
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Can I get his number?
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I thought you were using dr.Mayfair.
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Yeah,I don't know.It's
getting a little weird.
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You know,adam is my neighbor.
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But you don't mind
orson being your dentist.
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Well,that's because I don't
blush when orson says,"open wide."
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you know,my O.B.Is all
the way across town.
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You just do not want to drive that far.
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Oh,well,we could schedule our appointments
together and carpool.You know...
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pregnant gals on the road.
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it does sound fun,but I don't think
my doctor's taking on any new patients.
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Oh,I can talk him into
it.What's his name?
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I,uM...don't remember.
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You don't remember?
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No.You know,I usually
just call him "doctor."
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bree,just get me the number.
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Ooh.
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here you go,but please
don't mention my name.
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As I said,you know,he's overbooked,and
I just don't want to get on his bad side.
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I'm so excited.Pregnant
gals sharing a doctor!
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- ah-choo! -
Oh,bless you.
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Oh!Sorry,probably just allergies,but,you
know,you don't want to take anchances.
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right.
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Hey.Can I get a drink?
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Yeah,sure.
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By the way,you missed a spot.
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Oh,thanks.
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Anytime.
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- I'd say the car is clean enough.
- Katherine.
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You two seemed awfully friendly.
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- Do you know her?
- We said two words.No.
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- She criticized my car washing.
- Hmm.It's funny.
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When I criticize you,you
don't put on a big,goofy grin.
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You really need to stop this.
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Given our history,shouldn't
i be saying that to you?
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Katherine,I can't just
not speak to women.
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I'm a gynecologist,for god's sake.
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Yes,I know.
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But you don't have to bring
your work home with you.
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you leaving already?
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Ah,edie asked me to help her
pick out a gift for her sister,
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so I gotta swing by the mall.
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Whenan I see you next?
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Well,victor has a teachers'
union thing on thursday.
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Guess I'llee you on thursday.
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Carlos,what's happening here?
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I mean,with us.Why are
we still sneaking around?
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- You know exactly why.
- Oh,come on.
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Edie's recovered from her little suicide
attempt.Don't you think it's time to move on?
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I've got some things going on,and I need
them to pay off before I can make a move.
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Really,I don't have a choice.
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Okay,but if you did have a
choice,would it be a hard one?
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I mean,it's not like you're
in love with edie,is it?
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No,I don't love edie.
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And I've got a plan to get her out of my
life forever.Just give me two weeks,okay?
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A bracelet's always nice.
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For edie's sister.
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Good idea.
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here's the thing...
my daughter has cancer.
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She's so nauseous,she's stopped eating,and I
can't just stand by and watch her waste away.
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So I asked around,and people thought
you might be able to get me what I need.
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You follow my drift?
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Um...yeah.You...
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you want me to score you some weed.
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The best stuff you can get.
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nothing's too good for my little girl.
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Darling?
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What is it?
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Well,I don't want you to worry.
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I-I just got off the
phone with the convent.
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It seems danielle took a little spill.
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You're 8 1/2 months pregnant!
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What in heaven's name were
you doing roller-blading?
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I'm bored.All I do is lay around.
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In your condition,that's
what you should be doing.
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And where on earth did you
get skates in a convent?
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I borrowed them from one of
the eating disorder girls.
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They have all the good
exercise equipment.
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Danielle,what if your reckless
behavior had hurt the baby?
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They're going to examine
me.I'm sure the baby's fine.
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Yes,and it is going to stay that way
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because I have instructed sister
theresa to keep you sequestered
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in your room until the baby is born.
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What am I supposed to do for fun?
You won't even get me a dvd player.
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Well,I was hoping that you could use these
last few wee for reflection and personal growth.
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I hate you.
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Clearly,it would be time well spent.
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- How was the lasagna?
- Why don't you ask it yourself?
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- Honey.
- Sorry.
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At least eat a little.We need you in
fighting form for charades tonight.
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Yeah,about that... I don't
think I'm gonna make it.
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You have to!You are
the charades assassin.
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They still talk about the night that you gueed
"the americanization of emily" in 15 seconds.
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12.And that's my point.
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I'm undefeated.Why spoil my winning
streak by playing when I'm not up to it?
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Honey,people...know that you're sick.
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They don't expect you to
be at your absolute best.
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tom,hair loss and constant
nausea... those are inconveniences.
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Losing at charades to susan meyer...
that is just flat-out intolerable.
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- hey,andrew.
- Hey.
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What's up? Hey,mr.Scavo,um,a
package for lynette's mom
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got delivered to our
house by mistake,so...
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I've got it,tom.It's a pattern.I'M...
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knitting lynette an afghan.
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a friend of mine recommended this place.
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It's not exactly what I expected.
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must be one heck of a doctor,though,huh?
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I don't know.I just come
here to buy clean urine.
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Shoo!Those are only for grown-ups.
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Why?
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Because that have
special medicine in them.
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Like the grown-up iced
tea you always drink?
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Similar.
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How about some ice cream instead? And
you can watch tv till your eyes fall out.
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- Yeah!
- You stay.
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Grandma needs a favor,and
you've got justhe face for it.
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Wow,sweetie.
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Those really look delicious,but I
just don't feel like eating right now.
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Just one,mom?
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I made them special...
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Just for you.
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This really is delicious.
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Emergency,you can reach
me on my cell phone.
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Or they can just walk across the street.
238
00:14:45,586 --> 00:14:47,880
Have fun,girls. Don't
do anything I would do.
239
00:14:51,383 --> 00:14:53,469
Adam seems really laid-back.
240
00:14:54,511 --> 00:14:56,222
Yeah,he's pretty cool.
241
00:14:57,306 --> 00:15:01,018
Of course,everyone seems
cool compared to robo-mom.
242
00:15:01,936 --> 00:15:03,479
Hey,you never told me.
243
00:15:03,479 --> 00:15:05,856
What happened when you asked
her about your real dad?
244
00:15:05,981 --> 00:15:08,984
She freaked out,just like I thought.
245
00:15:08,984 --> 00:15:11,653
She wouldn't tell me anything.
246
00:15:12,738 --> 00:15:13,989
Well...
247
00:15:13,989 --> 00:15:16,575
There are other ways to find things out.
248
00:15:16,575 --> 00:15:18,494
Does your mom keep any old papers?
249
00:15:18,535 --> 00:15:20,871
You know,letters,diaries?
250
00:15:20,871 --> 00:15:22,831
Not that she shows me.
251
00:15:22,831 --> 00:15:27,961
There's stuff in the storage room
upstairs,but it's locked,so forget about it.
252
00:15:31,548 --> 00:15:33,800
What kind of lock is it?
253
00:15:37,095 --> 00:15:38,096
Oh,come on in.
254
00:15:38,096 --> 00:15:40,223
I was hoping you were susan.
255
00:15:41,058 --> 00:15:41,600
She's not here?
256
00:15:41,642 --> 00:15:43,226
No,and she's not
answering her cell phone.
257
00:15:43,226 --> 00:15:44,061
Where is she?
258
00:15:44,061 --> 00:15:48,607
Well,she had an appointment with this new obstetrician
over on river street,but she should be here by now.
259
00:15:48,607 --> 00:15:51,068
Why would she see a doctor over
there? That's a terrible neighborhood.
260
00:15:51,068 --> 00:15:52,152
- It is?
- Yes.
261
00:15:52,194 --> 00:15:55,363
Don't you remember? That's where they
murdered those two prostitutes last year.
262
00:15:56,531 --> 00:15:58,784
We should help mike with the food.
263
00:15:59,409 --> 00:16:01,161
- Knock,knock.
- we're here.
264
00:16:01,161 --> 00:16:05,707
Oh,good! Katherine,I was hoping
we'd get a chance to chat.
265
00:16:05,707 --> 00:16:08,126
Open this now.
266
00:16:09,461 --> 00:16:12,505
Susan's parties are
always such a snoozefest.
267
00:16:12,505 --> 00:16:16,176
The only thing people will be miming
is get me the hell out of here.
268
00:16:16,176 --> 00:16:18,553
Aren't you a little
overdressed for charades?
269
00:16:18,553 --> 00:16:23,016
Oh,I thought that I'd look
nice,just in case we decided to...
270
00:16:24,184 --> 00:16:28,021
Oh,I don't know--
announce our engagement?
271
00:16:28,438 --> 00:16:31,149
We're not announcing anything.
272
00:16:32,734 --> 00:16:34,068
It's susan and mike's party.
273
00:16:34,068 --> 00:16:37,489
I do not want to make it all about us.
274
00:16:37,489 --> 00:16:39,616
You're right,darling.
275
00:16:40,325 --> 00:16:42,452
I may drop a few hints,though.
276
00:16:42,452 --> 00:16:43,995
Edie,let me be clear on this.
277
00:16:43,995 --> 00:16:47,373
You are not to tell anyone
about our engagement,got it?
278
00:16:47,373 --> 00:16:48,875
Fine.
279
00:16:48,917 --> 00:16:51,461
I won't say a word.
280
00:17:06,392 --> 00:17:08,061
Oh,this is fantastic.
281
00:17:08,102 --> 00:17:09,520
You know edward ferber?
282
00:17:09,520 --> 00:17:11,647
- State senator?
- Yes.
283
00:17:11,689 --> 00:17:15,359
His wife just got picked
up for shoplifting.
284
00:17:15,359 --> 00:17:17,778
Why is that fantastic?
285
00:17:17,820 --> 00:17:20,448
He was making noises about
going against me for governor.
286
00:17:20,489 --> 00:17:23,201
I guess the light-fingered
mrs.Ferber just put an end to that.
287
00:17:23,201 --> 00:17:25,161
Why? It's not like he shoplifted.
288
00:17:25,161 --> 00:17:26,621
It doesn't matter. It's a scandal.
289
00:17:26,621 --> 00:17:28,497
You know what they do to poll numbers.
290
00:17:28,497 --> 00:17:29,165
Oh,that's right.
291
00:17:29,206 --> 00:17:32,960
I was reading about that in
politics is boring magazine.
292
00:17:32,960 --> 00:17:36,630
I'm just glad I don't have to worry
about you pulling crap like that.
293
00:17:36,839 --> 00:17:39,300
Yeah,you're lucky.
294
00:17:42,261 --> 00:17:43,554
So where's lynette?
295
00:17:43,554 --> 00:17:46,098
She's usually your charades M.V.P.
296
00:17:46,098 --> 00:17:50,895
Ah,she wasn't feeling so well,but,uh,you
are still going down,mister.
297
00:17:50,895 --> 00:17:54,732
It's just a game,tom-- a game
you wish you never played.
298
00:17:54,732 --> 00:17:56,358
So much work...
299
00:17:56,567 --> 00:17:58,277
Oh,hi,gaby.
300
00:17:58,277 --> 00:18:01,614
Katherine and I were just
talking about the old days.
301
00:18:01,614 --> 00:18:05,284
So when you were living with your
aunt,was dylan's father with you?
302
00:18:05,326 --> 00:18:07,328
No,just me and dylan.
303
00:18:07,328 --> 00:18:11,332
Were you widowed or divorced?
304
00:18:11,332 --> 00:18:15,294
Actually,I prefer not to
discuss my first marriage...
305
00:18:15,294 --> 00:18:17,212
If you don't mind.
306
00:18:17,671 --> 00:18:20,841
We,we certainly didn't mean to pry.
307
00:18:20,841 --> 00:18:24,094
Let me just tidge that up for you.
308
00:18:24,595 --> 00:18:26,305
Hello,all.
309
00:18:26,972 --> 00:18:29,016
Ah,it's so nice to see you.
310
00:18:29,683 --> 00:18:30,767
Some wine?
311
00:18:31,685 --> 00:18:33,478
Oh,no.
312
00:18:33,979 --> 00:18:38,066
Oh,my contact slipped.
313
00:18:38,108 --> 00:18:40,485
Edie,is that an engagement ring?
314
00:18:41,278 --> 00:18:43,322
Uh,shoot.
315
00:18:43,697 --> 00:18:45,490
Pretend you didn't see that.
316
00:18:45,490 --> 00:18:46,533
I promised my fianc?
317
00:18:46,533 --> 00:18:50,329
That I wouldn't say a word
until the official announcement.
318
00:18:51,663 --> 00:18:53,832
Excuse me.
319
00:18:54,958 --> 00:18:56,084
Gaby!
320
00:18:56,084 --> 00:18:57,544
Sorry I'm late.
321
00:18:57,586 --> 00:18:59,629
Oh,my god! You made it.
322
00:18:59,629 --> 00:19:01,047
That is such a beautiful dress.
323
00:19:01,047 --> 00:19:03,800
We're gonna have so much fun. You...
324
00:19:04,342 --> 00:19:05,844
Come with me.
325
00:19:07,053 --> 00:19:09,181
- She's got a ring!
- What?
326
00:19:09,181 --> 00:19:12,767
Edie--she's wearing a big,honkin'
engagement ring the size of a peach pit.
327
00:19:12,767 --> 00:19:14,269
Hey,I didn't get her a ring!
328
00:19:14,269 --> 00:19:16,730
Oh,so you're not engaged?
329
00:19:16,730 --> 00:19:19,649
- Well,see,here's the thing-
- oh,you gotta be kidding me!
330
00:19:19,649 --> 00:19:20,984
- Let me explain!
- No,no,no.
331
00:19:20,984 --> 00:19:24,821
I am done with your explanations,and I am
done with just give me two more weeks,baby.
332
00:19:24,821 --> 00:19:27,157
Whatever games you're
playing,I'm sick of it.
333
00:19:27,198 --> 00:19:28,450
We're through.
334
00:19:28,450 --> 00:19:32,370
So you're just gonna go and live
happily ever after with victor,huh?
335
00:19:33,455 --> 00:19:36,207
You think victor's my only option?
336
00:19:36,207 --> 00:19:38,042
Well,I got news for you,carlos.
337
00:19:38,084 --> 00:19:41,629
I can have any guy
I want,because this...
338
00:19:41,629 --> 00:19:44,174
Waits for no man.
339
00:19:51,598 --> 00:19:54,183
You bought yourself an engagement ring?
340
00:19:54,642 --> 00:19:55,977
It's been three days,carlos.
341
00:19:55,977 --> 00:19:57,186
How long was I supposed to wait?
342
00:19:57,186 --> 00:19:59,105
You agreed not to say anything.
343
00:19:59,105 --> 00:20:02,442
Ah,but I didn't agree
not to wear anything.
344
00:20:03,067 --> 00:20:04,360
Don't worry.
345
00:20:04,360 --> 00:20:06,070
It wasn't expensive.
346
00:20:06,070 --> 00:20:08,656
You can pay me back later.
347
00:20:08,656 --> 00:20:10,241
Count on it.
348
00:20:10,283 --> 00:20:14,287
And the whole time,I just kept
thinking,this is bree's doctor.
349
00:20:14,287 --> 00:20:15,955
Bree recommended him.
350
00:20:15,997 --> 00:20:17,498
He must be the best.
351
00:20:17,498 --> 00:20:20,668
So I didn't worry when it
was between a needle exchange
352
00:20:20,668 --> 00:20:23,629
And the area's only
transvestite bookstore.
353
00:20:23,629 --> 00:20:27,633
And I ignored that my
shoes stuck to the floor
354
00:20:27,633 --> 00:20:31,012
And there was a cigarette
machine in the waiting room,
355
00:20:31,012 --> 00:20:35,600
But when I saw the ant
traps on his speculum tray,
356
00:20:35,641 --> 00:20:37,768
I thought that you and
i should have a talk.
357
00:20:37,768 --> 00:20:39,603
Oh,susan,I am so sorry,and,of course,
358
00:20:39,645 --> 00:20:42,273
I will pay for the slashed
tire and the stolen cell phone.
359
00:20:42,273 --> 00:20:43,691
That is not the point!
360
00:20:43,691 --> 00:20:48,529
Why would you send me to somebody
who is obviously not your doctor?
361
00:20:49,238 --> 00:20:50,573
I can't tell you.
362
00:20:50,573 --> 00:20:52,283
Why not?
363
00:20:52,616 --> 00:20:54,326
It's private.
364
00:20:54,368 --> 00:20:55,744
You know what else is private?
365
00:20:55,744 --> 00:20:59,874
The parts of me that I'm pretty sure
he snapped with his camera phone.
366
00:21:01,917 --> 00:21:02,877
I have a party to throw.
367
00:21:02,877 --> 00:21:04,962
I will deal with you later.
368
00:21:10,217 --> 00:21:12,886
Look,al,she is totally out of control.
369
00:21:13,387 --> 00:21:15,848
I need her taken care of.
370
00:21:16,807 --> 00:21:19,268
Fine. I'll see what I can do.
371
00:21:20,686 --> 00:21:21,603
I promised my fianc?
372
00:21:21,645 --> 00:21:25,149
That I wouldn't say a word
until the official announcement.
373
00:21:25,190 --> 00:21:29,403
Adam,I feel the tag of my dress
sticking out,and I can't reach it.
374
00:21:29,403 --> 00:21:31,613
- Do you mind?
- Oh,sure.
375
00:21:33,407 --> 00:21:34,283
There you go.
376
00:21:35,492 --> 00:21:37,244
I think I got a chill.
377
00:21:37,911 --> 00:21:40,247
Now let me see if I can give you one.
378
00:21:40,247 --> 00:21:41,915
Oh,yeah,it worked.
379
00:21:46,712 --> 00:21:49,464
We haven't been here an hour,and
you're already humiliating me?
380
00:21:49,464 --> 00:21:51,508
Are we really having
this conversation again?
381
00:21:51,508 --> 00:21:53,677
Oh,I guess you learned
nothing from chicago.
382
00:21:53,677 --> 00:21:55,595
For god sake,I was not flirting.
383
00:21:55,595 --> 00:21:57,222
- She asked me to fix her dress.
- Yeah.
384
00:21:57,222 --> 00:21:58,056
I saw your face.
385
00:21:58,056 --> 00:22:00,559
I could tell what a
chore it was for you.
386
00:22:01,017 --> 00:22:03,478
You know what? I think I'm a little
behind you in the alcohol department.
387
00:22:03,520 --> 00:22:05,480
Let me go catch up.
388
00:22:09,484 --> 00:22:10,360
I'm sorry.
389
00:22:10,360 --> 00:22:15,615
I,uh,didn't mean to eavesdrop,but you
really shouldn't take this out on adam.
390
00:22:15,949 --> 00:22:20,328
Gabrielle has a little bit of a
reputation,if you know what I mean.
391
00:22:20,954 --> 00:22:23,039
No,I don't.
392
00:22:23,039 --> 00:22:25,375
But I'd certainly like to.
393
00:22:25,709 --> 00:22:28,253
Okay,everybody,let the games begin.
394
00:22:29,004 --> 00:22:31,798
Um,okay. I will be team captain one.
395
00:22:31,798 --> 00:22:33,883
Who wants to be captain number two?
396
00:22:33,883 --> 00:22:35,719
- i'll do it.
- Great.
397
00:22:35,719 --> 00:22:38,888
- okay,you pick first.
- Oh,okay.
398
00:22:39,347 --> 00:22:41,391
I will pick adam.
399
00:22:43,226 --> 00:22:45,019
I pick lynette.
400
00:22:45,478 --> 00:22:46,604
Where's lynette?
401
00:22:46,604 --> 00:22:50,775
Uh,she really wanted to be here
she's just feeling too sick to party.
402
00:22:55,488 --> 00:22:56,990
That's funny,isn't it?
403
00:22:57,031 --> 00:22:59,200
Are you kidding? It's genius.
404
00:22:59,200 --> 00:23:01,828
He's a sponge,but he talks!
405
00:23:04,247 --> 00:23:07,166
Well,looks like somebody
is feeling a little better.
406
00:23:07,166 --> 00:23:08,459
Yeah.
407
00:23:08,459 --> 00:23:12,005
I guess that anti-nausea
medicine finally kicked in.
408
00:23:12,588 --> 00:23:14,507
That must be it.
409
00:23:17,677 --> 00:23:19,387
Orson.
410
00:23:19,387 --> 00:23:20,805
Carlos.
411
00:23:21,472 --> 00:23:22,682
Husband in the room?
412
00:23:22,682 --> 00:23:24,934
Honey,I love you,but I wanna win.
413
00:23:27,812 --> 00:23:29,856
You should pick edie.
414
00:23:29,856 --> 00:23:30,982
Why?
415
00:23:30,982 --> 00:23:33,693
The woman just tried to commit
suicide. Don't make her last pick.
416
00:23:33,693 --> 00:23:35,903
- She's still fragile.
- Good point.
417
00:23:35,903 --> 00:23:37,530
Mike!
418
00:23:37,530 --> 00:23:39,490
Yes! Let's get started.
419
00:23:39,532 --> 00:23:40,616
No,no! Wait,wait,wait.
420
00:23:40,616 --> 00:23:41,826
Gaby,you know how it works.
421
00:23:41,826 --> 00:23:43,828
Okay,first,I have to
go over all the signals.
422
00:23:43,828 --> 00:23:48,499
Okay,so,um,this is movie,um,tv...
423
00:23:49,709 --> 00:23:51,293
Where did you learn to do this?
424
00:23:51,293 --> 00:23:55,965
When you live with a mother who constantly
locks herself out,you develop certain skills.
425
00:24:00,428 --> 00:24:01,220
I don't know.
426
00:24:01,220 --> 00:24:03,722
Maybe this is a sign we should stop.
427
00:24:05,474 --> 00:24:08,018
What were you saying about signs?
428
00:24:10,145 --> 00:24:13,774
A whole concept,person,um,let's see.
429
00:24:13,774 --> 00:24:18,445
Shakespeare,book,and then
if you do the signal for book
430
00:24:18,445 --> 00:24:20,656
And you touch your
heart,then that's poem.
431
00:24:20,656 --> 00:24:23,409
Okay,when has anyone ever
used a poem as a clue?
432
00:24:23,409 --> 00:24:24,994
Yeah,come on. Let's play.
433
00:24:24,994 --> 00:24:26,745
Let's play!
434
00:24:26,995 --> 00:24:29,206
Yeah! Let's play!
435
00:24:29,665 --> 00:24:31,625
Hey,honey! You made it.
436
00:24:31,625 --> 00:24:33,752
Dibs on lynette! She's on my team!
437
00:24:33,752 --> 00:24:36,713
That's not fair. She's
like the charades ninja.
438
00:24:36,713 --> 00:24:38,549
That's me! The ninja!
439
00:24:42,010 --> 00:24:44,346
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to...
440
00:24:44,346 --> 00:24:45,722
Okay.
441
00:24:45,764 --> 00:24:47,766
Okay! I'm ready.
442
00:24:51,103 --> 00:24:52,271
Okay,go.
443
00:24:52,271 --> 00:24:53,522
- shoe.
- Sock.
444
00:24:53,522 --> 00:24:54,523
- Working out.
- black.
445
00:24:54,564 --> 00:24:55,857
- sole.
- itch.
446
00:24:55,899 --> 00:24:57,317
- Itch.
- Scratch.
447
00:24:58,318 --> 00:24:59,653
A blister.
448
00:24:59,945 --> 00:25:00,696
Sounds like blister.
449
00:25:00,696 --> 00:25:02,280
- Sister.
- kissed her.
450
00:25:02,280 --> 00:25:04,449
Two mules for sister sara!
451
00:25:05,826 --> 00:25:07,536
Okay,22 seconds.
452
00:25:07,577 --> 00:25:08,662
Lynette,you're up.
453
00:25:08,662 --> 00:25:09,830
Come on,babe.
454
00:25:09,830 --> 00:25:10,956
We're 40 seconds down.
455
00:25:10,997 --> 00:25:12,916
We need you to make that time up.
456
00:25:12,916 --> 00:25:15,043
Who do you think you're talking to?
457
00:25:15,043 --> 00:25:16,628
- Right on.
- all right.
458
00:25:19,089 --> 00:25:20,090
Ready?
459
00:25:20,131 --> 00:25:22,884
- Get set...go.
- Okay.
460
00:25:31,393 --> 00:25:33,436
Honey,clock's ticking.
461
00:25:33,478 --> 00:25:34,604
I know.
462
00:25:34,604 --> 00:25:37,023
Just,this is a really hard one.
463
00:25:37,857 --> 00:25:39,150
Okay,come on,come on.
What is--what is it?
464
00:25:39,150 --> 00:25:40,318
Is it a book? Is it a movie?
465
00:25:40,360 --> 00:25:41,653
Movie.
466
00:25:41,653 --> 00:25:42,862
It's a western.
467
00:25:42,862 --> 00:25:44,698
- No talking.
- Sorry.
468
00:25:45,240 --> 00:25:46,574
Honey,start with the first word.
469
00:25:46,574 --> 00:25:48,159
How many syllables?
470
00:25:55,041 --> 00:25:56,042
One word.
471
00:25:56,042 --> 00:25:58,795
Sweetie,act it out.
You're really good at that.
472
00:26:01,256 --> 00:26:03,633
Okay,okay. Whole idea.
473
00:26:04,676 --> 00:26:06,135
- Me.
- Edie.
474
00:26:06,177 --> 00:26:07,303
- Woman.
- Blonde.
475
00:26:07,345 --> 00:26:08,596
Bleach!
476
00:26:22,026 --> 00:26:23,194
Hang 'em high?
477
00:26:23,194 --> 00:26:26,030
Yes! Yes!
478
00:26:26,072 --> 00:26:27,865
Yes!
479
00:26:28,074 --> 00:26:31,619
Okay. Well,I think
it's time for a break.
480
00:26:31,619 --> 00:26:33,412
- Good idea.
- Yeah.
481
00:26:35,039 --> 00:26:37,124
You feeling okay? 'Cause you're...
482
00:26:37,166 --> 00:26:38,501
Acting kinda spacey.
483
00:26:38,543 --> 00:26:40,044
Yeah,no,I'm good.
484
00:26:40,044 --> 00:26:43,464
Hey,do you think they
have any grapes or lobster?
485
00:26:43,506 --> 00:26:46,092
Why--why don't I go
get you some coffee,hon?
486
00:26:46,759 --> 00:26:48,719
Uh,um,orson?
487
00:26:50,221 --> 00:26:54,183
Hey,um,there's a phone call for you at
the house. Yoshould probably take it.
488
00:27:06,195 --> 00:27:07,696
- Hi.
- Hello.
489
00:27:08,906 --> 00:27:10,074
Oh,tom.
490
00:27:10,074 --> 00:27:12,034
Stella,what-- what
are you doing here?
491
00:27:14,078 --> 00:27:17,873
I made some brownies
earlier,and I just...
492
00:27:17,873 --> 00:27:20,167
Noticed they were missing.
493
00:27:21,126 --> 00:27:24,046
Lynette didn't bring them here,did she?
494
00:27:24,046 --> 00:27:26,256
Why? Is that a problem?
495
00:27:26,298 --> 00:27:28,842
It's like chocolate love.
496
00:27:28,884 --> 00:27:30,928
Okay,wait,wait,wait.
Wait,wait,wait,wait,wait.
497
00:27:30,928 --> 00:27:33,347
Sorry,uh,don't eat those.
Don't eat those.Sorry.
498
00:27:33,389 --> 00:27:34,848
Uh,no!
499
00:27:34,890 --> 00:27:36,517
Bad batch. Bad.
500
00:27:36,517 --> 00:27:39,144
Bad,bad,bad. Sorry.
501
00:27:39,645 --> 00:27:41,688
Full of trans fats.
502
00:27:44,274 --> 00:27:45,526
Tom,watch it!
503
00:27:45,526 --> 00:27:47,069
I am sorry.
504
00:27:47,069 --> 00:27:48,111
Oh,here.
505
00:27:48,111 --> 00:27:50,531
- Let me get that.
- Thank you.
506
00:27:51,490 --> 00:27:53,367
- Okay.
- It's a little cold.
507
00:27:53,367 --> 00:27:55,244
- Sorry.
- It's all right.
508
00:27:55,827 --> 00:27:58,789
Would it be too much to ask you
to keep your hands off my husband?
509
00:27:58,789 --> 00:28:00,958
What? I spilled my drink on him.
510
00:28:00,958 --> 00:28:03,669
And you're trying to make up
for it by breast-feeding him?
511
00:28:03,669 --> 00:28:05,420
Uh,katherine?
512
00:28:05,462 --> 00:28:07,339
Look,lady,you need to calm down.
513
00:28:07,339 --> 00:28:10,342
You're getting a reputation around
here for having a stick up your ass.
514
00:28:10,342 --> 00:28:13,428
Better that reputation than
the one you're toting around.
515
00:28:13,428 --> 00:28:14,638
What do you mean by that?
516
00:28:14,638 --> 00:28:16,681
Okay,back to charades.
517
00:28:16,681 --> 00:28:17,724
Never mind. Forget it.
518
00:28:17,724 --> 00:28:19,184
Oh,no,no. Tell me.
519
00:28:19,184 --> 00:28:20,769
What's my reputation?
520
00:28:20,769 --> 00:28:23,230
Am I smug and
holier-than-thou?
521
00:28:23,230 --> 00:28:25,857
Oh,no,wait. That's you.
522
00:28:25,857 --> 00:28:27,692
Let me be specific.
523
00:28:27,692 --> 00:28:30,362
By reputation,I mean that
you are the kind of woman that
524
00:28:30,362 --> 00:28:34,157
Treats a man like a plaything,whether
it's my husband or let's say...
525
00:28:34,157 --> 00:28:36,618
Your teenage gardener?
526
00:28:44,334 --> 00:28:46,836
Bree saw you slap your daughter.
527
00:28:47,295 --> 00:28:48,922
Excuse me?
528
00:28:48,922 --> 00:28:50,131
Gaby!
529
00:28:50,173 --> 00:28:52,675
Yeah,she asked about her
father and then you smacked her.
530
00:28:52,717 --> 00:28:54,886
Why'd you do that?
531
00:28:55,970 --> 00:28:59,557
This is the last thing
that I will ever say to you.
532
00:28:59,557 --> 00:29:04,020
Yes,I lost my temper with dylan,but
her father is a horrible man.
533
00:29:04,020 --> 00:29:08,233
I want you to imagine the worst thing
that a father can do to his daughter.
534
00:29:08,233 --> 00:29:11,319
What was I supposed to
tell dylan about that,hmm?
535
00:29:14,030 --> 00:29:17,408
I hope that satisfies
everyone's curiosity.
536
00:29:24,749 --> 00:29:27,502
oh,my god.
537
00:29:27,710 --> 00:29:30,838
"Hang 'em high" has three syllables.
538
00:29:36,010 --> 00:29:39,013
I guess you...saw what
happened down there.
539
00:29:39,347 --> 00:29:40,515
Yep.
540
00:29:42,475 --> 00:29:46,646
Look,it was a long time
ago,and...and it didn't mean anything.
541
00:29:46,646 --> 00:29:48,898
How many people know about this?
542
00:29:49,565 --> 00:29:51,859
Now or before tonight?
543
00:29:54,111 --> 00:29:56,697
- how many?
- Look,I know you're upset.
544
00:29:56,697 --> 00:30:00,326
I'm not upset.I'm just trying
to work out how to spin this.
545
00:30:01,744 --> 00:30:04,246
Clearly,the boy was underage.
546
00:30:04,372 --> 00:30:06,791
Do you think money would shut him up?
547
00:30:07,166 --> 00:30:10,044
Victor,really,I don't
think it's a big deal.
548
00:30:10,127 --> 00:30:13,881
Hmm.That's because you're not me.
549
00:30:21,722 --> 00:30:23,599
Okay,you've got to remember this.
550
00:30:23,724 --> 00:30:25,893
This is bodsworth.You
took him everywhere.
551
00:30:26,018 --> 00:30:28,479
No,I think I'd remember
a bear that ugly.
552
00:30:28,604 --> 00:30:30,356
Well,clearly,it's yours.
553
00:30:30,439 --> 00:30:34,193
Your mom kept it all these
years,and he's here in your old room.
554
00:30:34,318 --> 00:30:37,154
Wait.This was my old room?
555
00:30:37,279 --> 00:30:39,823
My mom told me I'm in my
old room down the hall.
556
00:30:39,948 --> 00:30:42,951
No,this was your room.What
are you talking about?
557
00:30:43,035 --> 00:30:45,204
Evening,girls.
558
00:30:46,497 --> 00:30:49,958
Hey.How was the party?
559
00:30:50,083 --> 00:30:51,835
It was lovely.
560
00:30:51,919 --> 00:30:54,922
I think your mother would
like you home to help clean up.
561
00:31:06,934 --> 00:31:09,227
I'm sorry,mom.
562
00:31:09,853 --> 00:31:13,273
It's okay,sweetie.
563
00:31:17,444 --> 00:31:20,822
But I don't want you
seeing that girl anymore.
564
00:31:33,084 --> 00:31:35,128
Orson,honey,where have you been?
565
00:31:35,253 --> 00:31:37,631
We got a call from danielle's doctor.
566
00:31:37,714 --> 00:31:40,550
Apparently,her fall caused
a placental abruption,
567
00:31:40,675 --> 00:31:43,219
- where the placenta separates from the uterus.
- Oh,my god.
568
00:31:43,386 --> 00:31:45,972
Now they said not to
panic.There are degrees of this.
569
00:31:46,097 --> 00:31:48,808
They're doing a sonogram,then
they're gonna call us.
570
00:31:48,933 --> 00:31:52,520
I can't wait that long.I
have to be with her.
571
00:31:52,645 --> 00:31:55,440
Okay.I'll get your purse.
572
00:31:58,485 --> 00:32:01,112
What do you think you're
doing? You can't leave yet.
573
00:32:01,112 --> 00:32:03,490
- Something's come up.We'll talk tomorrow.
- No,we'll talk now.
574
00:32:03,531 --> 00:32:07,076
You still owe me an explanation
for that scuzzy gyno you sent me to.
575
00:32:07,202 --> 00:32:10,413
I said I was sorry.For god
sakes,susan,not everything is about you.
576
00:32:14,334 --> 00:32:18,963
Oh,I know this night has been a
complete disaster,but all in all,
577
00:32:19,088 --> 00:32:21,841
it's still your best party ever.
578
00:32:38,065 --> 00:32:39,650
I'm confused.
579
00:32:39,776 --> 00:32:41,569
Ow!Now I'm confused,and my head hurts.
580
00:32:41,652 --> 00:32:44,322
That's for letting edie
think you're engaged.
581
00:32:44,447 --> 00:32:46,908
And the kiss?
582
00:32:47,033 --> 00:32:50,453
When you saw me
flirting,you smashed a glass.
583
00:32:50,578 --> 00:32:54,790
When victor heard I had an affair,he
started crunching poll numbers.
584
00:32:56,417 --> 00:33:01,255
I need a man who cares enough to explode
when he thinks he's gonna lose me.
585
00:33:01,672 --> 00:33:05,801
I don't just love you.I
lovethe way you love me.
586
00:33:08,054 --> 00:33:12,558
- So we're back on?
- See you thursday.
587
00:33:28,616 --> 00:33:31,118
Al,what have you got for me?
588
00:33:31,243 --> 00:33:33,120
I think I found a way
to make this happen,
589
00:33:33,203 --> 00:33:35,998
but it might take a week or
two to line everything up.
590
00:33:36,415 --> 00:33:38,000
Fantastic.
591
00:33:38,083 --> 00:33:40,002
I'll call you when it's done.
592
00:33:40,377 --> 00:33:42,254
Shirley?
593
00:33:43,672 --> 00:33:46,258
Can you make some
copies of the britt file?
594
00:33:48,552 --> 00:33:51,263
Al Kanminsky Certified Puhlic Accountant
595
00:33:55,476 --> 00:33:57,895
ah seen gaby?
596
00:33:58,020 --> 00:34:00,564
Uh,yeah,in the bathroom upstairs.
597
00:34:00,689 --> 00:34:02,482
Tell me something.
598
00:34:03,192 --> 00:34:08,739
When you found out that kid who you were
paying to mow your lawn was doing your wife,
599
00:34:09,239 --> 00:34:11,950
how did you not kill him?
600
00:34:12,075 --> 00:34:15,120
Well,I wanted to at first,but...
601
00:34:15,203 --> 00:34:19,458
hey,we're all human,right?
We gotta forgive and forget.
602
00:34:19,583 --> 00:34:22,961
You're a very understanding man.If
she pulled something like that on me,
603
00:34:23,045 --> 00:34:26,339
yhat guy wouldn't be around for long.
604
00:34:26,715 --> 00:34:30,093
Yeah,but no woman's worth
going to jail for,right?
605
00:34:30,218 --> 00:34:34,139
If you have enough money,it's not
that hard to make someone disappear.
606
00:34:39,311 --> 00:34:41,354
let's go,honey.
607
00:34:41,479 --> 00:34:44,024
Night,carlos.
608
00:34:56,995 --> 00:35:00,665
- darling,what are you doing?
- I have to bring this dvd player to danielle.
609
00:35:01,708 --> 00:35:06,337
- Honey,we really have to go.
- It'll just take a few seconds.These damn cords...
610
00:35:06,421 --> 00:35:10,341
- sweetheart,it's a long drive.
- It's the only thing she asked for.
611
00:35:16,639 --> 00:35:18,099
yes.Hello?
612
00:35:18,183 --> 00:35:20,268
Hello,doctor.
613
00:35:20,351 --> 00:35:22,812
How is she?
614
00:35:26,065 --> 00:35:29,068
- Thank god.
- oh,my god.
615
00:35:29,736 --> 00:35:33,114
It's gonna be okay.
616
00:35:45,126 --> 00:35:48,880
kids are all tucked in.They're
sleeping like angels.
617
00:35:48,963 --> 00:35:51,966
Great.Did you put
quaaludes in their cocoa?
618
00:35:52,049 --> 00:35:54,427
Could you check on 'em for me,please?
619
00:35:57,471 --> 00:36:00,141
- So how was the party?
- You drugged me.
620
00:36:00,224 --> 00:36:02,310
Oh.Just a little.
621
00:36:02,393 --> 00:36:06,147
What is wrong with you? I
told you,I didn't want any pot.
622
00:36:06,272 --> 00:36:09,650
Before you slap me around,let
me ask you something.
623
00:36:10,318 --> 00:36:12,820
Do you feel better?
624
00:36:12,945 --> 00:36:16,866
That's not the point.And what were you
thinking,using my son as a drug mule?
625
00:36:16,991 --> 00:36:19,910
He didn't know what was going on,and why
626
00:36:20,035 --> 00:36:24,039
are you making such a big deal about it?
627
00:36:24,039 --> 00:36:28,878
Let me ask you something.Do you
remember what I wore to the junior prom
628
00:36:29,128 --> 00:36:31,422
or what part I hadin the play that year?
629
00:36:31,547 --> 00:36:33,924
Who remembers that stuff?
630
00:36:34,049 --> 00:36:37,052
Parents who weren't stoned.
631
00:36:37,177 --> 00:36:42,808
My whole childhood passed in a blur
because you were medicating yourself...
632
00:36:42,808 --> 00:36:46,937
pot when you were sick,booze when
you weren'T.I am not going to do that.
633
00:36:47,062 --> 00:36:51,275
I wot miss a second of my kids'
lives,not if I can avoid it.
634
00:36:51,400 --> 00:36:56,488
Well,I'd say I'm sorry,but I'm not.
635
00:36:57,239 --> 00:36:59,658
You're a mom.
636
00:36:59,908 --> 00:37:03,954
You know,there's nothing worse
than watching your kids suffer,
637
00:37:04,538 --> 00:37:07,082
and seeing you...
638
00:37:07,207 --> 00:37:12,087
act all goofy,watching
that cartoon,well...
639
00:37:12,504 --> 00:37:16,842
it was probably the
high point of my trip.
640
00:37:17,426 --> 00:37:20,053
I get it.
641
00:37:21,388 --> 00:37:24,474
But if you ever pull
something like this again...
642
00:37:24,558 --> 00:37:27,269
- I won'T.
- Okay.
643
00:37:27,602 --> 00:37:30,147
Well...
644
00:37:30,439 --> 00:37:34,192
I think I'll turn in.
645
00:37:34,317 --> 00:37:36,695
- Yenta.
- What?
646
00:37:37,028 --> 00:37:41,700
Junior year,you were yenta
in "fiddler on the roof."
647
00:37:41,825 --> 00:37:44,870
- You remembered.
- Yeah.
648
00:37:44,953 --> 00:37:50,375
There are some performances so
bad,even alcohol can't block them out.
649
00:38:00,635 --> 00:38:02,262
Bree?
650
00:38:04,222 --> 00:38:08,685
Can we call a truce,please?
651
00:38:10,687 --> 00:38:15,900
So you know I'm not
bluffing,um,I brought cake.
652
00:38:17,944 --> 00:38:21,698
I am so sorry that I
snapped at you tonight.
653
00:38:21,739 --> 00:38:23,992
It's okay.
654
00:38:24,450 --> 00:38:27,829
I just wanna know what's going on.
655
00:38:27,954 --> 00:38:31,457
Ever since you've been pregnant,there's
been this wall between us.
656
00:38:31,583 --> 00:38:34,752
It's like something's
changed,and I don't know why.
657
00:38:35,253 --> 00:38:38,256
Did I do something to offend you?
658
00:38:40,883 --> 00:38:45,513
It's not about you.I've just
been going through some things.
659
00:38:45,930 --> 00:38:49,267
Like what? I mean,come on.Just tell me.
660
00:38:49,392 --> 00:38:52,186
We share everything.
661
00:38:52,478 --> 00:38:55,857
Okay.Um...
662
00:38:56,149 --> 00:39:00,027
I haven't told anybody this,but...
663
00:39:02,154 --> 00:39:05,783
it's,uh,about the baby.
664
00:39:07,577 --> 00:39:12,623
- There have been some complications.
- Oh,no.
665
00:39:12,832 --> 00:39:15,209
- Is everything okay?
- Yeah,everything's fine,
666
00:39:15,334 --> 00:39:18,546
but,uh,there was just a time
where I thought I might lose it.
667
00:39:18,671 --> 00:39:20,923
Oh,my god.
668
00:39:21,048 --> 00:39:25,010
And there I was,just bugging you
about your doctor.I am ssorry.
669
00:39:25,136 --> 00:39:27,972
- You should've just told me.
- No,you're pregnant,too.
670
00:39:28,097 --> 00:39:30,349
I'm not gonna tell you
anything that's gonna worry you.
671
00:39:30,432 --> 00:39:33,769
Oh,are you kidding? It's the
first baby I've had in 17 years.
672
00:39:33,894 --> 00:39:36,522
You know,I could not
possibly be more freaked out.
673
00:39:36,647 --> 00:39:40,985
- This morning,I caught mike building a crib.
- No.
674
00:39:41,068 --> 00:39:42,611
- This early?
- Yeah!
675
00:39:42,987 --> 00:39:48,117
I-I wanted to scream.You know,are
you nuts? Do you just wanna jinx it?
676
00:39:48,284 --> 00:39:53,539
This is what we get for having
kids at our age... anxiety,terror.
677
00:39:53,622 --> 00:39:55,374
It's just gonna get worse.
678
00:39:55,499 --> 00:40:00,129
Do you know,when our babies
go to college,we'll be like...
679
00:40:00,254 --> 00:40:02,965
dead?
680
00:40:03,048 --> 00:40:05,884
- If we are lucky
- Mm.
681
00:40:09,012 --> 00:40:10,681
Look at us.
682
00:40:10,806 --> 00:40:14,434
Pregnant gals,eating cake and bitchin'.
683
00:40:14,768 --> 00:40:19,189
- it's kinda nice,huh?
- It really is.
684
00:40:26,571 --> 00:40:29,741
- What are you doing?
- The hospital called.
685
00:40:29,866 --> 00:40:31,702
My aunt's ready to come home.
686
00:40:31,827 --> 00:40:34,538
- And you want her to stay in here?
- Yeah.
687
00:40:35,163 --> 00:40:37,958
I think making this room
off-limits was a mistake.
688
00:40:38,083 --> 00:40:41,253
If I want dylan to
focus on other things,
689
00:40:41,378 --> 00:40:44,339
I really need to make
it less intriguing.
690
00:40:45,257 --> 00:40:48,134
Speaking of intriguing,
691
00:40:48,260 --> 00:40:51,179
what were you thinking last night?
692
00:40:51,513 --> 00:40:53,181
- What?
- Come on.
693
00:40:53,265 --> 00:40:57,769
"The worst thing a father could do"?
You realize what people are gonna think.
694
00:40:57,894 --> 00:40:59,437
Yeah.
695
00:40:59,562 --> 00:41:01,856
They're gonna be very uncomfortable,
696
00:41:01,940 --> 00:41:05,860
and uncomfortable people
don't ask questions.
697
00:41:16,830 --> 00:41:20,166
all children love games.
698
00:41:21,167 --> 00:41:26,339
But children grow up,and then
they find new games to play.
699
00:41:27,048 --> 00:41:31,970
They pretend to be well so
their families won't worry.
700
00:41:33,888 --> 00:41:39,018
They lie to their lovers about
where they go in the afternoon.
701
00:41:39,143 --> 00:41:41,104
So anyway,that's why it was so great.
702
00:41:41,187 --> 00:41:43,982
- Oh!
- They invent stories to hide
703
00:41:44,107 --> 00:41:46,275
- the truth from their friends.
- I got it,I got it.
704
00:41:46,401 --> 00:41:48,653
Oh,one more.Here you go.
705
00:41:48,778 --> 00:41:50,822
Yes...
706
00:41:50,947 --> 00:41:55,284
everyone has fun playing games
707
00:41:56,035 --> 00:41:59,831
right up until the moment...
708
00:42:00,373 --> 00:42:04,252
Someone gets hurt.
709
00:42:04,794 --> 00:42:08,880
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Desperate Housewives
Season 4 Episode 3