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provided by Desperate Housewives...

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bree discovered  a family secret.

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Oh,I'm gonna be sick.

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Lynette struggled  with chetherapy...

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while susan took joy
in being pregnant...

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I'm eating for two.

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The biggest obstacle
to carlos and gaby...

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the I.R.S.Could make
me testify against you.

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Was the promise edie
forced  carlos to make.

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We're engaged.

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I really did care for edie,but
I can't let her ruin my life.

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trevor!Over here!

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all children  love to play games.

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But before  they can race their bikes

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or jump their ropes

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or toss their frisbees,

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children understand they must  first convince
their friends  to play along with them.

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The same is true for adults.

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Hi,gaby.It's me.I'm throwing a
party saturday night.Guess what kind?

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A charades party?Didn't
you just throw one?

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No,that was a year ago.

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Oh.Right.Guess it's
time for another one.

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Sure is.Can you come?

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Um...sorry.Victor needs me at this...

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political thing.Damn.Damn.Damn.

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Aw!You have to come.You're the
best charades player I know.

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That's sweet.and totally accurate.

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But I'm really whipped
from the chemo,so...

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oh,there's my other line.Can
you ask me next time,okay,hon?

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Okay,bye.

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hello?

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Oh,hey,bree.Mm,what's up?

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Well,I stopped by katherine's last night just to get
a recipe,and you'll never believe what I overheard.

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She slapped her kid?!No!

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Yes,and get this... when adam said dylan
was just going to keep asking questions,

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katherine said... and I quote...

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"well,we're just gonna
have to find better lies."

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oh,hang on.I've got another call.

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Don't answer it!It's susan.She's
hosting another game night.

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Another one? It's time
for an anonymous letter.

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- Wait...is katherine going to susan's charade night?
- Probably.Why?

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We should go,too.

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Get a few drinks in
her,see if she loosens up.

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Well,I doubt a woman like katherine
is gonna spill her secrets just

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- because she's had a little win
- I don't know.

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You came out with some interesting
things before you swore off the sauc

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well,none that I recall.

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Didn't you tell me you lost your
virginity in the backseat of a...

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point well taken.I'll bring the wine.

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Susan,good news.We can
come to the party after all.

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Hey,you know who else you should invite?

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Yeah,I am feeling much
better,so count me in.

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- Will our new neighbor be coming?
- Of course!

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I love your charades parties.And I hope you're
inviting that delightful katherine mayfair.

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So you were pa a very
nice compliment today.

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- I was?
- Yes.

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I am hosting a charades party,and all of my
friends went out their way to insist I invite you.

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- Really?
- Mm-hmm.

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Yes,not all adults  like to play games.

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But the ones who do...

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play to win.

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<font color=#38B0DE>Desperate Housewives
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Stella wingfield hated to cook.

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Still,she spent  that friday
morning  grating cheese...

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and greasing a pan...

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and laying in macaroni

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because her eldest daughter  was sick,

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and stella could no longer
sit by and do nothing.

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- Lunchtime!
- Oh.No,thanks.

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Oh,come on.I made it for you
special.You've gotta keep your streng up.

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I appreciate the effort,but I told
you,I can't keep anything down,and F.Y.I.

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Mac and cheese is halfway to vomit.

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You might as well have given
me a plate of creamed corn.

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Aren't you taking the anti-nausea drug?

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Yeah,I am taking it.It's just...

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not working.

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Well,um...

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I know something that might help
your nausea  and boost your appetite.

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Um...

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perhaps a little visit
from my old friend...

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mary jane?

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- You're suggesting pot?
- A lot of chemo patients use it.

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- Hell,I did.
- Yeah.

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Oh,come on.

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Let mama score you
some kick-ass chronic.

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"Kick-ass
chronic"? Uh-huh.

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You're a grandmother.Shouldn't you
be off somewhere knitting an afghan?

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Just trying to ease your pain.

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Well,thks,but prefer not to get my
medication from some guy under a bridge.

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Suit yourself.

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Hey.

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- What's this?
-  A crib.

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Oh,and look...

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safety latch.I figured if
the baby takes after you,

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"accident-proof" is key.

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Honey,you know,I'm still
in my first trimester.

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Um,don't you think it's a
little early to be making cribs?

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Early would be painting
it pink or blue.But...

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I got both,so we're covered either way.

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great.

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And whether it's a boy
or a girl,colts fan.

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- That's
non-negotiable. - Mm.

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Um,bree's home.I'll be right back.

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look sharp.It's susan.

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God,it's getting harder and
harder to keep her at arm's length.

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I never knew she was such a hugger.

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- You want me to run interference?
- I'm getting good at props. No,no.

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Yeah? Good.

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Hey,susan!What's up?

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I need a favor.

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Um,I remember you mentioning
that you liked your obstetrician.

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Can I get his number?

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I thought you were using dr.Mayfair.

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Yeah,I don't know.It's
getting a little weird.

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You know,adam is my neighbor.

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But you don't mind
orson being your dentist.

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Well,that's because I don't
blush when orson says,"open wide."

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you know,my O.B.Is all
the way across town.

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You just do not want to drive that far.

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Oh,well,we could schedule our appointments
together and carpool.You know...

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pregnant gals on the road.

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it does sound fun,but I don't think
my doctor's taking on any new patients.

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Oh,I can talk him into
it.What's his name?

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I,uM...don't remember.

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You don't remember?

128
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No.You know,I usually
just call him "doctor."

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bree,just get me the number.

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Ooh.

131
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here you go,but please
don't mention my name.

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As I said,you know,he's overbooked,and
I just don't want to get on his bad side.

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I'm so excited.Pregnant
gals sharing a doctor!

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- ah-choo! -
Oh,bless you.

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Oh!Sorry,probably just allergies,but,you
know,you don't want to take anchances.

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right.

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Hey.Can I get a drink?

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Yeah,sure.

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By the way,you missed a spot.

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Oh,thanks.

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Anytime.

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- I'd say the car is clean enough.
- Katherine.

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You two seemed awfully friendly.

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- Do you know her?
- We said two words.No.

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- She criticized my car washing.
- Hmm.It's funny.

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When I criticize you,you
don't put on a big,goofy grin.

147
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You really need to stop this.

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Given our history,shouldn't
i be saying that to you?

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Katherine,I can't just
not speak to women.

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I'm a gynecologist,for god's sake.

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Yes,I know.

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But you don't have to bring
your work home with you.

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you leaving already?

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Ah,edie asked me to help her
pick out a gift for her sister,

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so I gotta swing by the mall.

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Whenan I see you next?

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Well,victor has a teachers'
union thing on thursday.

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Guess I'llee you on thursday.

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Carlos,what's happening here?

160
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I mean,with us.Why are
we still sneaking around?

161
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- You know exactly why.
- Oh,come on.

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Edie's recovered from her little suicide
attempt.Don't you think it's time to move on?

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I've got some things going on,and I need
them to pay off before I can make a move.

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Really,I don't have a choice.

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Okay,but if you did have a
choice,would it be a hard one?

166
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I mean,it's not like you're
in love with edie,is it?

167
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No,I don't love edie.

168
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And I've got a plan to get her out of my
life forever.Just give me two weeks,okay?

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A bracelet's always nice.

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For edie's sister.

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Good idea.

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here's the thing...
my daughter has cancer.

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She's so nauseous,she's stopped eating,and I
can't just stand by and watch her waste away.

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So I asked around,and people thought
you might be able to get me what I need.

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You follow my drift?

176
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Um...yeah.You...

177
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you want me to score you some weed.

178
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The best stuff you can get.

179
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nothing's too good for my little girl.

180
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Darling?

181
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What is it?

182
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Well,I don't want you to worry.

183
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I-I just got off the
phone with the convent.

184
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It seems danielle took a little spill.

185
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You're 8 1/2 months pregnant!

186
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What in heaven's name were
you doing roller-blading?

187
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I'm bored.All I do is lay around.

188
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In your condition,that's
what you should be doing.

189
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And where on earth did you
get skates in a convent?

190
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I borrowed them from one of
the eating disorder girls.

191
00:11:06,660 --> 00:11:08,390
They have all the good
exercise equipment.

192
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Danielle,what if your reckless
behavior had hurt the baby?

193
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They're going to examine
me.I'm sure the baby's fine.

194
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Yes,and it is going to stay that way

195
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because I have instructed sister
theresa to keep you sequestered

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in your room until the baby is born.

197
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What am I supposed to do for fun?
You won't even get me a dvd player.

198
00:11:24,520 --> 00:11:30,030
Well,I was hoping that you could use these
last few wee for reflection and personal growth.

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I hate you.

200
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Clearly,it would be time well spent.

201
00:11:42,050 --> 00:11:45,130
- How was the lasagna?
- Why don't you ask it yourself?

202
00:11:45,270 --> 00:11:47,700
- Honey.
- Sorry.

203
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At least eat a little.We need you in
fighting form for charades tonight.

204
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Yeah,about that... I don't
think I'm gonna make it.

205
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You have to!You are
the charades assassin.

206
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They still talk about the night that you gueed
"the americanization of emily" in 15 seconds.

207
00:12:02,310 --> 00:12:04,410
12.And that's my point.

208
00:12:04,530 --> 00:12:08,390
I'm undefeated.Why spoil my winning
streak by playing when I'm not up to it?

209
00:12:08,570 --> 00:12:12,070
Honey,people...know that you're sick.

210
00:12:12,180 --> 00:12:14,960
They don't expect you to
be at your absolute best.

211
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tom,hair loss and constant
nausea... those are inconveniences.

212
00:12:20,460 --> 00:12:25,480
Losing at charades to susan meyer...
that is just flat-out intolerable.

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- hey,andrew.
- Hey.

214
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What's up? Hey,mr.Scavo,um,a
package for lynette's mom

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00:12:32,490 --> 00:12:34,510
got delivered to our
house by mistake,so...

216
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I've got it,tom.It's a pattern.I'M...

217
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knitting lynette an afghan.

218
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a friend of mine recommended this place.

219
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It's not exactly what I expected.

220
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must be one heck of a doctor,though,huh?

221
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I don't know.I just come
here to buy clean urine.

222
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Shoo!Those are only for grown-ups.

223
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Why?

224
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Because that have
special medicine in them.

225
00:13:48,530 --> 00:13:51,010
Like the grown-up iced
tea you always drink?

226
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Similar.

227
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How about some ice cream instead? And
you can watch tv till your eyes fall out.

228
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- Yeah!
- You stay.

229
00:14:00,410 --> 00:14:05,540
Grandma needs a favor,and
you've got justhe face for it.

230
00:14:08,970 --> 00:14:10,150
Wow,sweetie.

231
00:14:10,160 --> 00:14:14,490
Those really look delicious,but I
just don't feel like eating right now.

232
00:14:14,500 --> 00:14:16,190
Just one,mom?

233
00:14:16,200 --> 00:14:18,140
I made them special...

234
00:14:18,150 --> 00:14:20,210
Just for you.

235
00:14:31,520 --> 00:14:34,510
This really is delicious.

236
00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:42,280
Emergency,you can reach
me on my cell phone.

237
00:14:42,290 --> 00:14:44,880
Or they can just walk across the street.

238
00:14:44,890 --> 00:14:47,190
Have fun,girls. Don't
do anything I would do.

239
00:14:50,710 --> 00:14:52,780
Adam seems really laid-back.

240
00:14:53,830 --> 00:14:55,510
Yeah,he's pretty cool.

241
00:14:56,600 --> 00:15:00,310
Of course,everyone seems
cool compared to robo-mom.

242
00:15:01,260 --> 00:15:02,770
Hey,you never told me.

243
00:15:02,780 --> 00:15:05,160
What happened when you asked
her about your real dad?

244
00:15:05,310 --> 00:15:08,300
She freaked out,just like I thought.

245
00:15:08,310 --> 00:15:10,960
She wouldn't tell me anything.

246
00:15:12,040 --> 00:15:13,280
Well...

247
00:15:13,290 --> 00:15:15,880
There are other ways to find things out.

248
00:15:15,890 --> 00:15:17,820
Does your mom keep any old papers?

249
00:15:17,830 --> 00:15:20,170
You know,letters,diaries?

250
00:15:20,180 --> 00:15:22,120
Not that she shows me.

251
00:15:22,130 --> 00:15:27,270
There's stuff in the storage room
upstairs,but it's locked,so forget about it.

252
00:15:30,870 --> 00:15:33,090
What kind of lock is it?

253
00:15:36,400 --> 00:15:37,410
Oh,come on in.

254
00:15:37,420 --> 00:15:39,530
I was hoping you were susan.

255
00:15:40,350 --> 00:15:40,920
She's not here?

256
00:15:40,930 --> 00:15:42,530
No,and she's not
answering her cell phone.

257
00:15:42,540 --> 00:15:43,350
Where is she?

258
00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:47,900
Well,she had an appointment with this new obstetrician
over on river street,but she should be here by now.

259
00:15:47,910 --> 00:15:50,370
Why would she see a doctor over
there? That's a terrible neighborhood.

260
00:15:50,380 --> 00:15:51,480
- It is?
- Yes.

261
00:15:51,490 --> 00:15:54,680
Don't you remember? That's where they
murdered those two prostitutes last year.

262
00:15:55,860 --> 00:15:58,110
We should help mike with the food.

263
00:15:58,700 --> 00:16:00,480
- Knock,knock.
- we're here.

264
00:16:00,490 --> 00:16:05,020
Oh,good! Katherine,I was hoping
we'd get a chance to chat.

265
00:16:05,030 --> 00:16:07,450
Open this now.

266
00:16:08,790 --> 00:16:11,810
Susan's parties are
always such a snoozefest.

267
00:16:11,820 --> 00:16:15,480
The only thing people will be miming
is get me the hell out of here.

268
00:16:15,490 --> 00:16:17,870
Aren't you a little
overdressed for charades?

269
00:16:17,880 --> 00:16:22,340
Oh,I thought that I'd look
nice,just in case we decided to...

270
00:16:23,480 --> 00:16:27,310
Oh,I don't know--
announce our engagement?

271
00:16:27,750 --> 00:16:30,460
We're not announcing anything.

272
00:16:32,030 --> 00:16:33,380
It's susan and mike's party.

273
00:16:33,390 --> 00:16:36,790
I do not want to make it all about us.

274
00:16:36,800 --> 00:16:38,930
You're right,darling.

275
00:16:39,650 --> 00:16:41,740
I may drop a few hints,though.

276
00:16:41,750 --> 00:16:43,300
Edie,let me be clear on this.

277
00:16:43,310 --> 00:16:46,670
You are not to tell anyone
about our engagement,got it?

278
00:16:46,680 --> 00:16:48,200
Fine.

279
00:16:48,210 --> 00:16:50,770
I won't say a word.

280
00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:07,390
Oh,this is fantastic.

281
00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:08,810
You know edward ferber?

282
00:17:08,820 --> 00:17:10,970
- State senator?
- Yes.

283
00:17:10,980 --> 00:17:14,670
His wife just got picked
up for shoplifting.

284
00:17:14,680 --> 00:17:17,100
Why is that fantastic?

285
00:17:17,110 --> 00:17:19,770
He was making noises about
going against me for governor.

286
00:17:19,780 --> 00:17:22,510
I guess the light-fingered
mrs.Ferber just put an end to that.

287
00:17:22,520 --> 00:17:24,470
Why? It's not like he shoplifted.

288
00:17:24,480 --> 00:17:25,910
It doesn't matter. It's a scandal.

289
00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:27,800
You know what they do to poll numbers.

290
00:17:27,810 --> 00:17:28,490
Oh,that's right.

291
00:17:28,500 --> 00:17:32,280
I was reading about that in
politics is boring magazine.

292
00:17:32,290 --> 00:17:35,960
I'm just glad I don't have to worry
about you pulling crap like that.

293
00:17:36,160 --> 00:17:38,620
Yeah,you're lucky.

294
00:17:41,590 --> 00:17:42,850
So where's lynette?

295
00:17:42,860 --> 00:17:45,390
She's usually your charades M.V.P.

296
00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:50,190
Ah,she wasn't feeling so well,but,uh,you
are still going down,mister.

297
00:17:50,200 --> 00:17:54,050
It's just a game,tom-- a game
you wish you never played.

298
00:17:54,060 --> 00:17:55,670
So much work...

299
00:17:55,880 --> 00:17:57,590
Oh,hi,gaby.

300
00:17:57,600 --> 00:18:00,910
Katherine and I were just
talking about the old days.

301
00:18:00,920 --> 00:18:04,610
So when you were living with your
aunt,was dylan's father with you?

302
00:18:04,620 --> 00:18:06,640
No,just me and dylan.

303
00:18:06,650 --> 00:18:10,640
Were you widowed or divorced?

304
00:18:10,650 --> 00:18:14,590
Actually,I prefer not to
discuss my first marriage...

305
00:18:14,600 --> 00:18:16,520
If you don't mind.

306
00:18:16,990 --> 00:18:20,160
We,we certainly didn't mean to pry.

307
00:18:20,170 --> 00:18:23,400
Let me just tidge that up for you.

308
00:18:23,890 --> 00:18:25,620
Hello,all.

309
00:18:26,280 --> 00:18:28,340
Ah,it's so nice to see you.

310
00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:30,080
Some wine?

311
00:18:31,010 --> 00:18:32,800
Oh,no.

312
00:18:33,300 --> 00:18:37,390
Oh,my contact slipped.

313
00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:39,800
Edie,is that an engagement ring?

314
00:18:40,600 --> 00:18:42,640
Uh,shoot.

315
00:18:42,990 --> 00:18:44,780
Pretend you didn't see that.

316
00:18:44,790 --> 00:18:45,840
I promised my fianc?

317
00:18:45,850 --> 00:18:49,650
That I wouldn't say a word
until the official announcement.

318
00:18:50,970 --> 00:18:53,160
Excuse me.

319
00:18:54,280 --> 00:18:55,380
Gaby!

320
00:18:55,390 --> 00:18:56,870
Sorry I'm late.

321
00:18:56,880 --> 00:18:58,920
Oh,my god! You made it.

322
00:18:58,930 --> 00:19:00,350
That is such a beautiful dress.

323
00:19:00,360 --> 00:19:03,090
We're gonna have so much fun. You...

324
00:19:03,660 --> 00:19:05,170
Come with me.

325
00:19:06,350 --> 00:19:08,490
- She's got a ring!
- What?

326
00:19:08,500 --> 00:19:12,070
Edie--she's wearing a big,honkin'
engagement ring the size of a peach pit.

327
00:19:12,080 --> 00:19:13,580
Hey,I didn't get her a ring!

328
00:19:13,590 --> 00:19:16,030
Oh,so you're not engaged?

329
00:19:16,040 --> 00:19:18,950
- Well,see,here's the thing-
- oh,you gotta be kidding me!

330
00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:20,290
- Let me explain!
- No,no,no.

331
00:19:20,300 --> 00:19:24,140
I am done with your explanations,and I am
done with just give me two more weeks,baby.

332
00:19:24,150 --> 00:19:26,480
Whatever games you're
playing,I'm sick of it.

333
00:19:26,490 --> 00:19:27,750
We're through.

334
00:19:27,760 --> 00:19:31,660
So you're just gonna go and live
happily ever after with victor,huh?

335
00:19:32,780 --> 00:19:35,510
You think victor's my only option?

336
00:19:35,520 --> 00:19:37,370
Well,I got news for you,carlos.

337
00:19:37,380 --> 00:19:40,940
I can have any guy
I want,because this...

338
00:19:40,950 --> 00:19:43,470
Waits for no man.

339
00:19:50,920 --> 00:19:53,500
You bought yourself an engagement ring?

340
00:19:53,970 --> 00:19:55,280
It's been three days,carlos.

341
00:19:55,290 --> 00:19:56,480
How long was I supposed to wait?

342
00:19:56,490 --> 00:19:58,410
You agreed not to say anything.

343
00:19:58,420 --> 00:20:01,770
Ah,but I didn't agree
not to wear anything.

344
00:20:02,380 --> 00:20:03,670
Don't worry.

345
00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:05,370
It wasn't expensive.

346
00:20:05,380 --> 00:20:07,970
You can pay me back later.

347
00:20:07,980 --> 00:20:09,570
Count on it.

348
00:20:09,580 --> 00:20:13,600
And the whole time,I just kept
thinking,this is bree's doctor.

349
00:20:13,610 --> 00:20:15,280
Bree recommended him.

350
00:20:15,290 --> 00:20:16,810
He must be the best.

351
00:20:16,820 --> 00:20:19,980
So I didn't worry when it
was between a needle exchange

352
00:20:19,990 --> 00:20:22,950
And the area's only
transvestite bookstore.

353
00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:26,940
And I ignored that my
shoes stuck to the floor

354
00:20:26,950 --> 00:20:30,330
And there was a cigarette
machine in the waiting room,

355
00:20:30,340 --> 00:20:34,930
But when I saw the ant
traps on his speculum tray,

356
00:20:34,940 --> 00:20:37,070
I thought that you and
i should have a talk.

357
00:20:37,080 --> 00:20:38,930
Oh,susan,I am so sorry,and,of course,

358
00:20:38,940 --> 00:20:41,590
I will pay for the slashed
tire and the stolen cell phone.

359
00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:43,010
That is not the point!

360
00:20:43,020 --> 00:20:47,830
Why would you send me to somebody
who is obviously not your doctor?

361
00:20:48,570 --> 00:20:49,880
I can't tell you.

362
00:20:49,890 --> 00:20:51,580
Why not?

363
00:20:51,930 --> 00:20:53,650
It's private.

364
00:20:53,660 --> 00:20:55,040
You know what else is private?

365
00:20:55,050 --> 00:20:59,180
The parts of me that I'm pretty sure
he snapped with his camera phone.

366
00:21:01,220 --> 00:21:02,170
I have a party to throw.

367
00:21:02,180 --> 00:21:04,290
I will deal with you later.

368
00:21:09,520 --> 00:21:12,200
Look,al,she is totally out of control.

369
00:21:12,710 --> 00:21:15,150
I need her taken care of.

370
00:21:16,110 --> 00:21:18,600
Fine. I'll see what I can do.

371
00:21:19,980 --> 00:21:20,930
I promised my fianc?

372
00:21:20,940 --> 00:21:24,480
That I wouldn't say a word
until the official announcement.

373
00:21:24,490 --> 00:21:28,720
Adam,I feel the tag of my dress
sticking out,and I can't reach it.

374
00:21:28,730 --> 00:21:30,920
- Do you mind?
- Oh,sure.

375
00:21:32,720 --> 00:21:33,590
There you go.

376
00:21:34,810 --> 00:21:36,550
I think I got a chill.

377
00:21:37,230 --> 00:21:39,550
Now let me see if I can give you one.

378
00:21:39,560 --> 00:21:41,240
Oh,yeah,it worked.

379
00:21:46,020 --> 00:21:48,780
We haven't been here an hour,and
you're already humiliating me?

380
00:21:48,790 --> 00:21:50,830
Are we really having
this conversation again?

381
00:21:50,840 --> 00:21:52,970
Oh,I guess you learned
nothing from chicago.

382
00:21:52,980 --> 00:21:54,900
For god sake,I was not flirting.

383
00:21:54,910 --> 00:21:56,540
- She asked me to fix her dress.
- Yeah.

384
00:21:56,550 --> 00:21:57,360
I saw your face.

385
00:21:57,370 --> 00:21:59,870
I could tell what a
chore it was for you.

386
00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:02,810
You know what? I think I'm a little
behind you in the alcohol department.

387
00:22:02,820 --> 00:22:04,780
Let me go catch up.

388
00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:09,670
I'm sorry.

389
00:22:09,680 --> 00:22:14,910
I,uh,didn't mean to eavesdrop,but you
really shouldn't take this out on adam.

390
00:22:15,250 --> 00:22:19,650
Gabrielle has a little bit of a
reputation,if you know what I mean.

391
00:22:20,260 --> 00:22:22,360
No,I don't.

392
00:22:22,370 --> 00:22:24,680
But I'd certainly like to.

393
00:22:25,030 --> 00:22:27,550
Okay,everybody,let the games begin.

394
00:22:28,330 --> 00:22:31,100
Um,okay. I will be team captain one.

395
00:22:31,110 --> 00:22:33,180
Who wants to be captain number two?

396
00:22:33,190 --> 00:22:35,010
- i'll do it.
- Great.

397
00:22:35,020 --> 00:22:38,210
- okay,you pick first.
- Oh,okay.

398
00:22:38,640 --> 00:22:40,710
I will pick adam.

399
00:22:42,550 --> 00:22:44,350
I pick lynette.

400
00:22:44,790 --> 00:22:45,900
Where's lynette?

401
00:22:45,910 --> 00:22:50,080
Uh,she really wanted to be here
she's just feeling too sick to party.

402
00:22:54,800 --> 00:22:56,320
That's funny,isn't it?

403
00:22:56,330 --> 00:22:58,500
Are you kidding? It's genius.

404
00:22:58,510 --> 00:23:01,120
He's a sponge,but he talks!

405
00:23:03,550 --> 00:23:06,480
Well,looks like somebody
is feeling a little better.

406
00:23:06,490 --> 00:23:07,780
Yeah.

407
00:23:07,790 --> 00:23:11,330
I guess that anti-nausea
medicine finally kicked in.

408
00:23:11,920 --> 00:23:13,800
That must be it.

409
00:23:16,990 --> 00:23:18,680
Orson.

410
00:23:18,690 --> 00:23:20,130
Carlos.

411
00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:21,990
Husband in the room?

412
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:24,240
Honey,I love you,but I wanna win.

413
00:23:27,130 --> 00:23:29,160
You should pick edie.

414
00:23:29,170 --> 00:23:30,280
Why?

415
00:23:30,290 --> 00:23:33,000
The woman just tried to commit
suicide. Don't make her last pick.

416
00:23:33,010 --> 00:23:35,220
- She's still fragile.
- Good point.

417
00:23:35,230 --> 00:23:36,830
Mike!

418
00:23:36,840 --> 00:23:38,820
Yes! Let's get started.

419
00:23:38,830 --> 00:23:39,920
No,no! Wait,wait,wait.

420
00:23:39,930 --> 00:23:41,130
Gaby,you know how it works.

421
00:23:41,140 --> 00:23:43,120
Okay,first,I have to
go over all the signals.

422
00:23:43,130 --> 00:23:47,810
Okay,so,um,this is movie,um,tv...

423
00:23:49,030 --> 00:23:50,610
Where did you learn to do this?

424
00:23:50,620 --> 00:23:55,260
When you live with a mother who constantly
locks herself out,you develop certain skills.

425
00:23:59,730 --> 00:24:00,540
I don't know.

426
00:24:00,550 --> 00:24:03,040
Maybe this is a sign we should stop.

427
00:24:04,770 --> 00:24:07,320
What were you saying about signs?

428
00:24:09,440 --> 00:24:13,090
A whole concept,person,um,let's see.

429
00:24:13,100 --> 00:24:17,740
Shakespeare,book,and then
if you do the signal for book

430
00:24:17,750 --> 00:24:19,970
And you touch your
heart,then that's poem.

431
00:24:19,980 --> 00:24:22,730
Okay,when has anyone ever
used a poem as a clue?

432
00:24:22,740 --> 00:24:24,310
Yeah,come on. Let's play.

433
00:24:24,320 --> 00:24:26,060
Let's play!

434
00:24:26,300 --> 00:24:28,540
Yeah! Let's play!

435
00:24:28,980 --> 00:24:30,940
Hey,honey! You made it.

436
00:24:30,950 --> 00:24:33,060
Dibs on lynette! She's on my team!

437
00:24:33,070 --> 00:24:36,020
That's not fair. She's
like the charades ninja.

438
00:24:36,030 --> 00:24:37,870
That's me! The ninja!

439
00:24:41,340 --> 00:24:43,650
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to...

440
00:24:43,660 --> 00:24:45,050
Okay.

441
00:24:45,060 --> 00:24:47,070
Okay! I'm ready.

442
00:24:49,190 --> 00:24:50,230
Okay,go.

443
00:24:50,550 --> 00:24:51,590
- shoe.
- Sock.

444
00:24:51,600 --> 00:24:52,610
- Working out.
- black.

445
00:24:52,620 --> 00:24:53,950
- sole.
- itch.

446
00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:55,390
- Itch.
- Scratch.

447
00:24:56,390 --> 00:24:57,720
A blister.

448
00:24:58,030 --> 00:24:58,760
Sounds like blister.

449
00:24:58,770 --> 00:25:00,360
- Sister.
- kissed her.

450
00:25:00,370 --> 00:25:02,520
Two mules for sister sara!

451
00:25:04,100 --> 00:25:05,830
Okay,22 seconds.

452
00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:06,920
Lynette,you're up.

453
00:25:06,930 --> 00:25:08,110
Come on,babe.

454
00:25:08,120 --> 00:25:09,250
We're 40 seconds down.

455
00:25:09,260 --> 00:25:11,180
We need you to make that time up.

456
00:25:11,190 --> 00:25:13,300
Who do you think you're talking to?

457
00:25:13,310 --> 00:25:14,910
- Right on.
- all right.

458
00:25:17,360 --> 00:25:18,380
Ready?

459
00:25:18,390 --> 00:25:21,170
- Get set...go.
- Okay.

460
00:25:29,680 --> 00:25:31,730
Honey,clock's ticking.

461
00:25:31,740 --> 00:25:32,860
I know.

462
00:25:32,870 --> 00:25:35,290
Just,this is a really hard one.

463
00:25:36,130 --> 00:25:37,420
Okay,come on,come on.
What is--what is it?

464
00:25:37,430 --> 00:25:38,610
Is it a book? Is it a movie?

465
00:25:38,620 --> 00:25:39,920
Movie.

466
00:25:39,930 --> 00:25:41,120
It's a western.

467
00:25:41,130 --> 00:25:42,980
- No talking.
- Sorry.

468
00:25:43,510 --> 00:25:44,830
Honey,start with the first word.

469
00:25:44,840 --> 00:25:46,420
How many syllables?

470
00:25:53,300 --> 00:25:54,310
One word.

471
00:25:54,320 --> 00:25:57,060
Sweetie,act it out.
You're really good at that.

472
00:25:59,540 --> 00:26:01,910
Okay,okay. Whole idea.

473
00:26:02,940 --> 00:26:04,430
- Me.
- Edie.

474
00:26:04,440 --> 00:26:05,590
- Woman.
- Blonde.

475
00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:06,870
Bleach!

476
00:26:20,320 --> 00:26:21,460
Hang 'em high?

477
00:26:21,470 --> 00:26:24,320
Yes! Yes!

478
00:26:24,330 --> 00:26:26,130
Yes!

479
00:26:26,330 --> 00:26:29,890
Okay. Well,I think
it's time for a break.

480
00:26:29,900 --> 00:26:31,690
- Good idea.
- Yeah.

481
00:26:33,300 --> 00:26:35,410
You feeling okay? 'Cause you're...

482
00:26:35,420 --> 00:26:36,790
Acting kinda spacey.

483
00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:38,320
Yeah,no,I'm good.

484
00:26:38,330 --> 00:26:41,750
Hey,do you think they
have any grapes or lobster?

485
00:26:41,760 --> 00:26:44,350
Why--why don't I go
get you some coffee,hon?

486
00:26:45,020 --> 00:26:46,980
Uh,um,orson?

487
00:26:48,500 --> 00:26:52,450
Hey,um,there's a phone call for you at
the house. Yoshould probably take it.

488
00:27:04,470 --> 00:27:05,980
- Hi.
- Hello.

489
00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:08,340
Oh,tom.

490
00:27:08,350 --> 00:27:10,290
Stella,what-- what
are you doing here?

491
00:27:12,370 --> 00:27:16,130
I made some brownies
earlier,and I just...

492
00:27:16,140 --> 00:27:18,450
Noticed they were missing.

493
00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:22,300
Lynette didn't bring them here,did she?

494
00:27:22,310 --> 00:27:24,550
Why? Is that a problem?

495
00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:27,130
It's like chocolate love.

496
00:27:27,140 --> 00:27:29,210
Okay,wait,wait,wait.
Wait,wait,wait,wait,wait.

497
00:27:29,220 --> 00:27:31,640
Sorry,uh,don't eat those.
Don't eat those.Sorry.

498
00:27:31,650 --> 00:27:33,140
Uh,no!

499
00:27:33,150 --> 00:27:34,800
Bad batch. Bad.

500
00:27:34,810 --> 00:27:37,440
Bad,bad,bad. Sorry.

501
00:27:37,910 --> 00:27:39,970
Full of trans fats.

502
00:27:42,530 --> 00:27:43,800
Tom,watch it!

503
00:27:43,810 --> 00:27:45,330
I am sorry.

504
00:27:45,340 --> 00:27:46,370
Oh,here.

505
00:27:46,380 --> 00:27:48,810
- Let me get that.
- Thank you.

506
00:27:49,750 --> 00:27:51,650
- Okay.
- It's a little cold.

507
00:27:51,660 --> 00:27:53,530
- Sorry.
- It's all right.

508
00:27:54,090 --> 00:27:57,070
Would it be too much to ask you
to keep your hands off my husband?

509
00:27:57,080 --> 00:27:59,230
What? I spilled my drink on him.

510
00:27:59,240 --> 00:28:01,950
And you're trying to make up
for it by breast-feeding him?

511
00:28:01,960 --> 00:28:03,710
Uh,katherine?

512
00:28:03,720 --> 00:28:05,600
Look,lady,you need to calm down.

513
00:28:05,610 --> 00:28:08,600
You're getting a reputation around
here for having a stick up your ass.

514
00:28:08,610 --> 00:28:11,710
Better that reputation than
the one you're toting around.

515
00:28:11,720 --> 00:28:12,920
What do you mean by that?

516
00:28:12,930 --> 00:28:14,960
Okay,back to charades.

517
00:28:14,970 --> 00:28:15,990
Never mind. Forget it.

518
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:17,470
Oh,no,no. Tell me.

519
00:28:17,480 --> 00:28:19,040
What's my reputation?

520
00:28:19,050 --> 00:28:21,510
Am I smug and
holier-than-thou?

521
00:28:21,520 --> 00:28:24,140
Oh,no,wait. That's you.

522
00:28:24,150 --> 00:28:25,960
Let me be specific.

523
00:28:25,970 --> 00:28:28,640
By reputation,I mean that
you are the kind of woman that

524
00:28:28,650 --> 00:28:32,420
Treats a man like a plaything,whether
it's my husband or let's say...

525
00:28:32,430 --> 00:28:34,890
Your teenage gardener?

526
00:28:42,600 --> 00:28:45,100
Bree saw you slap your daughter.

527
00:28:45,550 --> 00:28:47,180
Excuse me?

528
00:28:47,190 --> 00:28:48,420
Gaby!

529
00:28:48,430 --> 00:28:50,970
Yeah,she asked about her
father and then you smacked her.

530
00:28:50,980 --> 00:28:53,180
Why'd you do that?

531
00:28:54,250 --> 00:28:57,830
This is the last thing
that I will ever say to you.

532
00:28:57,840 --> 00:29:02,300
Yes,I lost my temper with dylan,but
her father is a horrible man.

533
00:29:02,310 --> 00:29:06,500
I want you to imagine the worst thing
that a father can do to his daughter.

534
00:29:06,510 --> 00:29:09,600
What was I supposed to
tell dylan about that,hmm?

535
00:29:12,310 --> 00:29:15,690
I hope that satisfies
everyone's curiosity.

536
00:29:23,040 --> 00:29:25,780
oh,my god.

537
00:29:25,970 --> 00:29:29,100
"Hang 'em high" has three syllables.

538
00:29:34,080 --> 00:29:37,460
I guess you...saw what
happened down there.

539
00:29:37,560 --> 00:29:39,500
Yep.

540
00:29:40,560 --> 00:29:44,830
Look,it was a long time
ago,and...and it didn't mean anything.

541
00:29:44,930 --> 00:29:47,670
How many people know about this?

542
00:29:47,800 --> 00:29:50,820
Now or before tonight?

543
00:29:52,260 --> 00:29:54,850
- how many?
- Look,I know you're upset.

544
00:29:54,950 --> 00:29:58,580
I'm not upset.I'm just trying
to work out how to spin this.

545
00:29:59,990 --> 00:30:02,480
Clearly,the boy was underage.

546
00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:05,030
Do you think money would shut him up?

547
00:30:05,410 --> 00:30:08,290
Victor,really,I don't
think it's a big deal.

548
00:30:08,390 --> 00:30:12,120
Hmm.That's because you're not me.

549
00:30:19,950 --> 00:30:21,850
Okay,you've got to remember this.

550
00:30:21,960 --> 00:30:24,140
This is bodsworth.You
took him everywhere.

551
00:30:24,260 --> 00:30:26,740
No,I think I'd remember
a bear that ugly.

552
00:30:26,850 --> 00:30:28,590
Well,clearly,it's yours.

553
00:30:28,700 --> 00:30:32,460
Your mom kept it all these
years,and he's here in your old room.

554
00:30:32,570 --> 00:30:35,390
Wait.This was my old room?

555
00:30:35,510 --> 00:30:38,090
My mom told me I'm in my
old room down the hall.

556
00:30:38,210 --> 00:30:41,190
No,this was your room.What
are you talking about?

557
00:30:41,270 --> 00:30:43,470
Evening,girls.

558
00:30:44,740 --> 00:30:48,210
Hey.How was the party?

559
00:30:48,320 --> 00:30:50,080
It was lovely.

560
00:30:50,180 --> 00:30:53,150
I think your mother would
like you home to help clean up.

561
00:31:05,180 --> 00:31:07,480
I'm sorry,mom.

562
00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:11,520
It's okay,sweetie.

563
00:31:15,680 --> 00:31:19,080
But I don't want you
seeing that girl anymore.

564
00:31:31,340 --> 00:31:33,390
Orson,honey,where have you been?

565
00:31:33,490 --> 00:31:35,870
We got a call from danielle's doctor.

566
00:31:35,970 --> 00:31:38,810
Apparently,her fall caused
a placental abruption,

567
00:31:38,910 --> 00:31:41,480
- where the placenta separates from the uterus.
- Oh,my god.

568
00:31:41,620 --> 00:31:44,240
Now they said not to
panic.There are degrees of this.

569
00:31:44,350 --> 00:31:47,050
They're doing a sonogram,then
they're gonna call us.

570
00:31:47,170 --> 00:31:50,770
I can't wait that long.I
have to be with her.

571
00:31:50,880 --> 00:31:53,700
Okay.I'll get your purse.

572
00:31:56,750 --> 00:31:59,370
What do you think you're
doing? You can't leave yet.

573
00:31:59,380 --> 00:32:01,740
- Something's come up.We'll talk tomorrow.
- No,we'll talk now.

574
00:32:01,760 --> 00:32:05,340
You still owe me an explanation
for that scuzzy gyno you sent me to.

575
00:32:05,450 --> 00:32:08,640
I said I was sorry.For god
sakes,susan,not everything is about you.

576
00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:17,200
Oh,I know this night has been a
complete disaster,but all in all,

577
00:32:17,330 --> 00:32:20,080
it's still your best party ever.

578
00:32:36,330 --> 00:32:37,900
I'm confused.

579
00:32:38,010 --> 00:32:39,810
Ow!Now I'm confused,and my head hurts.

580
00:32:39,910 --> 00:32:42,590
That's for letting edie
think you're engaged.

581
00:32:42,710 --> 00:32:45,160
And the kiss?

582
00:32:45,270 --> 00:32:48,720
When you saw me
flirting,you smashed a glass.

583
00:32:48,830 --> 00:32:53,050
When victor heard I had an affair,he
started crunching poll numbers.

584
00:32:54,650 --> 00:32:59,500
I need a man who cares enough to explode
when he thinks he's gonna lose me.

585
00:32:59,910 --> 00:33:04,050
I don't just love you.I
lovethe way you love me.

586
00:33:06,300 --> 00:33:10,820
- So we're back on?
- See you thursday.

587
00:33:26,870 --> 00:33:29,360
Al,what have you got for me?

588
00:33:29,480 --> 00:33:31,350
I think I found a way
to make this happen,

589
00:33:31,460 --> 00:33:34,240
but it might take a week or
two to line everything up.

590
00:33:34,670 --> 00:33:36,230
Fantastic.

591
00:33:36,340 --> 00:33:38,260
I'll call you when it's done.

592
00:33:38,640 --> 00:33:40,500
Shirley?

593
00:33:41,930 --> 00:33:44,500
Can you make some
copies of the britt file?

594
00:33:46,820 --> 00:33:49,530
Al Kanminsky Certified Puhlic Accountant

595
00:33:53,720 --> 00:33:56,150
ah seen gaby?

596
00:33:56,250 --> 00:33:58,830
Uh,yeah,in the bathroom upstairs.

597
00:33:58,940 --> 00:34:00,750
Tell me something.

598
00:34:01,460 --> 00:34:07,000
When you found out that kid who you were
paying to mow your lawn was doing your wife,

599
00:34:07,470 --> 00:34:10,200
how did you not kill him?

600
00:34:10,340 --> 00:34:13,350
Well,I wanted to at first,but...

601
00:34:13,440 --> 00:34:17,700
hey,we're all human,right?
We gotta forgive and forget.

602
00:34:17,820 --> 00:34:21,200
You're a very understanding man.If
she pulled something like that on me,

603
00:34:21,300 --> 00:34:24,570
yhat guy wouldn't be around for long.

604
00:34:24,960 --> 00:34:28,350
Yeah,but no woman's worth
going to jail for,right?

605
00:34:28,470 --> 00:34:32,370
If you have enough money,it's not
that hard to make someone disappear.

606
00:34:37,580 --> 00:34:39,600
let's go,honey.

607
00:34:39,710 --> 00:34:42,270
Night,carlos.

608
00:34:54,010 --> 00:34:57,810
- darling,what are you doing?
- I have to bring this dvd player to danielle.

609
00:34:58,740 --> 00:35:03,350
- Honey,we really have to go.
- It'll just take a few seconds.These damn cords...

610
00:35:03,460 --> 00:35:07,380
- sweetheart,it's a long drive.
- It's the only thing she asked for.

611
00:35:13,670 --> 00:35:15,160
yes.Hello?

612
00:35:15,250 --> 00:35:17,310
Hello,doctor.

613
00:35:17,410 --> 00:35:19,870
How is she?

614
00:35:23,120 --> 00:35:26,120
- Thank god.
- oh,my god.

615
00:35:26,770 --> 00:35:30,150
It's gonna be okay.

616
00:35:42,170 --> 00:35:45,910
kids are all tucked in.They're
sleeping like angels.

617
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:49,000
Great.Did you put
quaaludes in their cocoa?

618
00:35:49,100 --> 00:35:51,480
Could you check on 'em for me,please?

619
00:35:54,520 --> 00:35:57,170
- So how was the party?
- You drugged me.

620
00:35:57,270 --> 00:35:59,370
Oh.Just a little.

621
00:35:59,460 --> 00:36:03,190
What is wrong with you? I
told you,I didn't want any pot.

622
00:36:03,310 --> 00:36:06,700
Before you slap me around,let
me ask you something.

623
00:36:07,370 --> 00:36:09,880
Do you feel better?

624
00:36:09,990 --> 00:36:13,930
That's not the point.And what were you
thinking,using my son as a drug mule?

625
00:36:14,050 --> 00:36:16,950
He didn't know what was going on,and why

626
00:36:17,070 --> 00:36:21,090
are you making such a big deal about it?

627
00:36:21,100 --> 00:36:25,930
Let me ask you something.Do you
remember what I wore to the junior prom

628
00:36:26,160 --> 00:36:28,480
or what part I hadin the play that year?

629
00:36:28,590 --> 00:36:30,970
Who remembers that stuff?

630
00:36:31,100 --> 00:36:34,100
Parents who weren't stoned.

631
00:36:34,210 --> 00:36:39,840
My whole childhood passed in a blur
because you were medicating yourself...

632
00:36:39,860 --> 00:36:43,990
pot when you were sick,booze when
you weren'T.I am not going to do that.

633
00:36:44,100 --> 00:36:48,340
I wot miss a second of my kids'
lives,not if I can avoid it.

634
00:36:48,450 --> 00:36:53,540
Well,I'd say I'm sorry,but I'm not.

635
00:36:54,290 --> 00:36:56,690
You're a mom.

636
00:36:56,940 --> 00:37:00,990
You know,there's nothing worse
than watching your kids suffer,

637
00:37:01,570 --> 00:37:04,130
and seeing you...

638
00:37:04,250 --> 00:37:09,150
act all goofy,watching
that cartoon,well...

639
00:37:09,570 --> 00:37:13,890
it was probably the
high point of my trip.

640
00:37:14,480 --> 00:37:17,090
I get it.

641
00:37:18,450 --> 00:37:21,510
But if you ever pull
something like this again...

642
00:37:21,620 --> 00:37:24,320
- I won'T.
- Okay.

643
00:37:24,660 --> 00:37:27,180
Well...

644
00:37:27,480 --> 00:37:31,260
I think I'll turn in.

645
00:37:31,370 --> 00:37:33,740
- Yenta.
- What?

646
00:37:34,070 --> 00:37:38,760
Junior year,you were yenta
in "fiddler on the roof."

647
00:37:38,890 --> 00:37:41,900
- You remembered.
- Yeah.

648
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:47,410
There are some performances so
bad,even alcohol can't block them out.

649
00:37:57,700 --> 00:37:59,330
Bree?

650
00:38:01,280 --> 00:38:05,730
Can we call a truce,please?

651
00:38:07,730 --> 00:38:12,940
So you know I'm not
bluffing,um,I brought cake.

652
00:38:15,010 --> 00:38:18,760
I am so sorry that I
snapped at you tonight.

653
00:38:18,780 --> 00:38:21,030
It's okay.

654
00:38:21,490 --> 00:38:24,900
I just wanna know what's going on.

655
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:28,510
Ever since you've been pregnant,there's
been this wall between us.

656
00:38:28,620 --> 00:38:31,810
It's like something's
changed,and I don't know why.

657
00:38:32,290 --> 00:38:35,320
Did I do something to offend you?

658
00:38:37,920 --> 00:38:42,580
It's not about you.I've just
been going through some things.

659
00:38:42,990 --> 00:38:46,320
Like what? I mean,come on.Just tell me.

660
00:38:46,430 --> 00:38:49,250
We share everything.

661
00:38:49,540 --> 00:38:52,920
Okay.Um...

662
00:38:53,220 --> 00:38:57,080
I haven't told anybody this,but...

663
00:38:59,210 --> 00:39:02,850
it's,uh,about the baby.

664
00:39:04,620 --> 00:39:09,690
- There have been some complications.
- Oh,no.

665
00:39:09,890 --> 00:39:12,280
- Is everything okay?
- Yeah,everything's fine,

666
00:39:12,400 --> 00:39:15,610
but,uh,there was just a time
where I thought I might lose it.

667
00:39:15,710 --> 00:39:17,980
Oh,my god.

668
00:39:18,080 --> 00:39:22,070
And there I was,just bugging you
about your doctor.I am ssorry.

669
00:39:22,180 --> 00:39:25,040
- You should've just told me.
-No,you're pregnant,too.

670
00:39:25,150 --> 00:39:27,390
I'm not gonna tell you
anything that's gonna worry you.

671
00:39:27,490 --> 00:39:30,820
Oh,are you kidding? It's the
first baby I've had in 17 years.

672
00:39:30,930 --> 00:39:33,560
You know,I could not
possibly be more freaked out.

673
00:39:33,680 --> 00:39:38,020
- This morning,I caught mike building a crib.
- No.

674
00:39:38,140 --> 00:39:39,670
- This early?
- Yeah!

675
00:39:40,030 --> 00:39:45,160
I-I wanted to scream.You know,are
you nuts? Do you just wanna jinx it?

676
00:39:45,350 --> 00:39:50,590
This is what we get for having
kids at our age... anxiety,terror.

677
00:39:50,690 --> 00:39:52,440
It's just gonna get worse.

678
00:39:52,560 --> 00:39:57,200
Do you know,when our babies
go to college,we'll be like...

679
00:39:57,300 --> 00:40:00,000
dead?

680
00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:02,950
- If we are lucky
- Mm.

681
00:40:06,070 --> 00:40:07,740
Look at us.

682
00:40:07,840 --> 00:40:11,490
Pregnant gals,eating cake and bitchin'.

683
00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:16,260
- it's kinda nice,huh?
- It really is.

684
00:40:23,630 --> 00:40:26,800
- What are you doing?
- The hospital called.

685
00:40:26,920 --> 00:40:28,750
My aunt's ready to come home.

686
00:40:28,870 --> 00:40:31,590
- And you want her to stay in here?
- Yeah.

687
00:40:32,200 --> 00:40:35,030
I think making this room
off-limits was a mistake.

688
00:40:35,140 --> 00:40:38,300
If I want dylan to
focus on other things,

689
00:40:38,410 --> 00:40:41,400
I really need to make
it less intriguing.

690
00:40:42,320 --> 00:40:45,190
Speaking of intriguing,

691
00:40:45,310 --> 00:40:48,250
what were you thinking last night?

692
00:40:48,580 --> 00:40:50,220
- What?
- Come on.

693
00:40:50,320 --> 00:40:54,830
"The worst thing a father could do"?
You realize what people are gonna think.

694
00:40:54,960 --> 00:40:56,500
Yeah.

695
00:40:56,620 --> 00:40:58,890
They're gonna be very uncomfortable,

696
00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:02,930
and uncomfortable people
don't ask questions.

697
00:41:13,880 --> 00:41:17,230
all children love games.

698
00:41:18,240 --> 00:41:23,380
But children grow up,and then
they find  new games to play.

699
00:41:24,110 --> 00:41:29,010
They pretend to be well  so
their families won't worry.

700
00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:36,080
They lie to their lovers  about
where they go  in the afternoon.

701
00:41:36,210 --> 00:41:38,140
So anyway,that's why it was so great.

702
00:41:38,250 --> 00:41:41,040
- Oh!
- They invent stories to hide

703
00:41:41,140 --> 00:41:43,330
- the truth from their friends.
- I got it,I got it.

704
00:41:43,440 --> 00:41:45,690
Oh,one more.Here you go.

705
00:41:45,810 --> 00:41:47,870
Yes...

706
00:41:47,980 --> 00:41:52,320
everyone has fun playing games

707
00:41:53,100 --> 00:41:56,870
right up until the moment...

708
00:41:57,430 --> 00:42:01,320
Someone gets hurt.

709
00:42:01,840 --> 00:42:05,100
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