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Previously on Desperate Housewives...
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Bree discovered
a family secret.
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Oh, I'm gonna be sick.
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Lynette struggled
with chemotherapy...
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while susan took joy
in being pregnant...
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I'm eating for two.
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The biggest obstacle
to Carlos and Gaby...
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The I.R.S. Could make me
testify against you.
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Was the promise edie forced
Carlos to make. We're engaged.
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I really did care for edie,
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But I can't let her
ruin my life.
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trevor! Over here!
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all children
love to play games.
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But before
they can race their bikes
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Or jump their ropes
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Or toss their frisbees,
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Children understand they must
first convince their friends
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To play along with them.
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The same is true for adults.
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Hi, Gaby. It's me.
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I'm throwing a party
saturday night.
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Guess what kind?
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A charades party?
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Didn't you just throw one?
No, that was a year ago.
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Oh. Right. Guess it's time
for another one.
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Sure is. Can you come?
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Um... sorry.
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Victor needs me
at this... political thing.
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Damn. Damn, damn.
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Aw! You have to come.
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You'u're the best
charades player I know.
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That's sweet...
and totally accurate.
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But I'm really whipped
from the chemo, so...
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oh, there's my other line.
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Can you ask me next time,
okay, hon? Okay, bye.
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Hello?
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Oh, hey, bree.
Mm, what's up?
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Well, I stopped by katherine's
last night just to get a recipe,
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And you'll never believe
what I overheard.
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She slapped her kid?! No!
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Yes, and get this...
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when adam said dylan was just
going to keep asking questions,
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Katherine said...
and I quote...
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"well, we're just gonna
have to find better lies. "
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Qoh, hang on. I've got
another call. Don't answer it!
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It's susan. She's hosting
another game night.
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Another one? It's time
for an anonymous letter.
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Wait... is katherine going
to susan's charade night?
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Probably. Why?
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We should go, too.
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Get a few drinks in her,
see if she loosens up.
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Well, I doubt
a woman like katherine
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Is gonna spill her secrets
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Just because she's had a
little wine. I don't know.
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You came out with
some interesting things
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Before you swore off the
sauce. Well, none that I recall.
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Didn't you tell me
you lost your virginity
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In the backseat of a... point
well taken. I'll bring the wine.
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Susan, good news.
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We can come to the party
after all.
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Hey, you know who else
you should invite?
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Yeah, I am feeling much better,
so count me in.
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Will our new neighbor
be coming?
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Of course!
I love your charades parties.
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And I hope you're inviting that
delightful katherine mayfair.
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So you were paid
a very nice compliment today.
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I was?
Yes.
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I am hosting
a charades party,
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And all of my friends
went out their way
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To insist I invite you.
Really?
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Mm-Hmm.
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Yes, not all adults
like to play games.
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But the ones who do...
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play to win.
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Desperate housewives
season 04 epdisode 03
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Stella wingfield
hated to cook.
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Still, she spent
that friday morning
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Grating cheese...
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and greasing a pan...
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and laying in macaroni
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Because her eldest daughter
was sick,
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And stella could no longer
sit by and do nothing.
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Lunchtime!
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Oh. No, thanks.
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Oh, come on.
I made it for you special.
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You've gotta
keep your strength up.
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I appreciate the effort,
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But I told you,
i can't keep anything down,
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And f. Y.I., mac and cheese
is halfway to vomit.
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You might as well have given me
a plate of creamed corn.
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Aren't you taking
the anti-Nausea drug?
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Yeah, I am taking it.
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It's just... not working.
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Oh. Well, um...
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i know something that might
help your nausea
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And boost your appetite.
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Um... perhaps a little visit
from my old friend...
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mary jane?
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You're suggesting pot?
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A lot of chemo patients
use it. Hell, I did.
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Yeah.
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Oh, come on.
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Let mama score you
some kick-Ass chronic.
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"Kick-Ass chronic"?
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Uh-Huh.
You're a grandmother.
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Shouldn't you be off somewhere
knitting an afghan?
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Just trying
to ease your pain.
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Well, thanks,
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But I prefer
not to get my medication
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From some guy
under a bridge.
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Suit yourself.
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Hey.
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What's this?
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A crib.
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Oh, and look...
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safety latch.
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I figured if the baby
takes after you,
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"Accident-Proof" is key.
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Honey, you know, I'm still
in my first trimester.
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Um, don't you think
it's a little early
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To be making cribs?
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Early would be
painting it pink or blue.
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But...
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i got both,
so we're covered either way.
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great.
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And whether
it's a boy or a girl,
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Colts fan.
That's non-Negotiable.
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Mm.
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Um, bree's home.
I'll be right back.
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Look sharp. It's susan.
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God, it's getting
harder and harder
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To keep her
at arm's length.
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I never knew
she was such a hugger.
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You want me to run
interference? No, no?
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Yeah? Good.
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Hey, susan! What's up?
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I need a favor.
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Um, I remember you
mentioning
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That you liked
your obstetrician.
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Can I get his number?
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I thought
you were using dr. Mayfair.
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Yeah, I don't know.
It's getting a little weird.
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You know,
adam is my neighbor.
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But you don't mind
orson being your dentist.
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Well, that's because
i don't blush
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When orson says,
"open wide. "
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You know, my o. B.
Is all the way across town.
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You just do not want
to drive that far.
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Oh, well, we could schedule
our appointments together
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And carpool.
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You know...
pregnant gals on the road.
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it does sound fun,
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But I don't think my doctor's
taking on any new patients.
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Oh, I can talk him into it.
What's his name?
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I, um...
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don't remember.
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You don't remember?
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No. You know, I usually
just call him "doctor. "
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bree,
just get me the number.
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Ooh.
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Here you go, but please
don't mention my name.
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As I said, you know,
he's overbooked,
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And I just don't want
to get on his bad side.
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I'm so excited. Pregnant gals
sharing a doctor!
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Ah-Choo!
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Oh, bless you. Oh! Sorry,
probably just allergies,
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But, you know, you don't want
to take any chances.
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right.
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Hey.
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Can I get a drink?
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Yeah, sure.
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By the way,
you missed a spot.
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Oh, thanks.
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Anytime.
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I'd say
the car is clean enough.
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Katherine.
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You two seemed awfully friendly.
Do you know her?
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No. We said two words. She criticized
my car washing. Hmm. It's funny.
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When I criticize you, you don't
put on a big, goofy grin.
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You really need
to stop this.
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Given our history, shouldn't i
be saying that to you?
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Katherine, I can't
just not speak to women.
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I'm a gynecologist,
for god's sake.
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Yes, I know.
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But you don't have to bring
your work home with you.
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You leaving already?
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Ah, edie asked me to help her
pick out a gift for her sister,
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So I gotta
swing by the mall.
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When can I see you next?
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Well, victor has
a teachers' union thing
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On thursday.
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Guess I'll see you
on thursday.
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Carlos,
what's happening here?
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I mean, with us. Why are we
still sneaking around?
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You know exactly why.
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Oh, come on. Edie's recovered
from her little suicide attempt.
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Don't you think it's time to move
on? I've got some things going on,
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And I need them to pay off
before I can make a move.
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Really,
i don't have a choice.
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Okay, but if you did
have a choice,
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Would it be a hard one?
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I mean, it's not like you're
in love with edie, is it?
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No, I don't love edie.
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And I've got a plan to get her
out of my life forever.
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Just give me two weeks, okay?
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A bracelet's always nice.
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For edie's sister.
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Good idea.
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Here's the thing...
my daughter has cancer.
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She's so nauseous,
she's stopped eating,
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And I can't just stand by
and watch her waste away.
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So I asked around,
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And people thought you might
be able to get me what I need.
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You follow my drift?
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Um... yeah.
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You... you want me
to score you some weed.
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The best stuff you can get.
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Nothing's too good
for my little girl.
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Darling?
What is it?
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Well,
i don't want you to worry.
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I- I just got off the phone
with the convent.
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It seems danielle
took a little spill.
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You're 81/2 months pregnant!
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What in heaven's name
were you doing roller-Blading?
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I'm bored.
All I do is lay around.
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In your condition,
that's what you should be doing.
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And where on earth
did you get skates in a convent?
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I borrowed them from one
of the eating disorder girls.
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They have all
the good exercise equipment.
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Danielle,
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What if your reckless behavior
had hurt the baby?
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They're going to examine me.
I'm sure the baby's fine.
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Yes, and it is going
to stay that way
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Because I have instructed
sister theresa
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To keep you sequestered
in your room
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Until the baby is born. What
am I supposed to do for fun?
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You won't even get me
a dvd player.
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Well, I was hoping that you
could use these last few weeks
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For reflection
and personal growth.
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I hate you.
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Clearly,
it would be time well spent.
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How was the lasagna?
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Why don't you
ask it yourself?
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Honey.
Sorry.
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At least eat a little.
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We need you in fighting form
for charades tonight.
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Yeah, about that...
i don't think I'm gonna make it.
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You have to! You are
the charades assassin.
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They still talk about
the night that you guessed
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"The americanization of emily"
in 15 seconds.
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12.
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And that's my point.
I'm undefeated.
253
00:12:07,019 --> 00:12:08,228
Why spoil my winning streak
254
00:12:08,312 --> 00:12:10,105
By playing
when I'm not up to it?
255
00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:13,400
Honey, people...
know that you're sick.
256
00:12:13,734 --> 00:12:16,236
They don't expect you
to be at your absolute best.
257
00:12:17,738 --> 00:12:20,824
Tom, hair loss
and constant nausea...
258
00:12:20,824 --> 00:12:22,117
those are inconveniences.
259
00:12:22,201 --> 00:12:24,411
Losing at charades
to susan meyer...
260
00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:26,622
that is just
flat-Out intolerable.
261
00:12:29,917 --> 00:12:30,709
Hey, andrew.
Hey.
262
00:12:30,834 --> 00:12:32,628
What's up?
Hey, mr. Scavo, um,
263
00:12:32,711 --> 00:12:35,214
A package for lynette's mom
got delivered to our house
264
00:12:35,214 --> 00:12:37,841
By mistake, so... oh! I'm
coming. I've got it, tom.
265
00:12:38,717 --> 00:12:43,138
It's a pattern. I'm...
knitting lynette an afghan.
266
00:13:25,556 --> 00:13:27,349
A friend of mine
recommended this place.
267
00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:30,853
It's not exactly what
i expected.
268
00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:36,358
Must be one heck of a doctor,
though, huh?
269
00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:39,945
I don't know. I just come here
to buy clean urine.
270
00:13:43,949 --> 00:13:44,449
Shoo!
271
00:13:44,575 --> 00:13:47,369
Those are only for grown-Ups. Why?
272
00:13:47,744 --> 00:13:50,164
Because that have
special medicine in them.
273
00:13:50,164 --> 00:13:52,875
Like the grown-Up iced tea
you always drink?
274
00:13:52,958 --> 00:13:55,252
Similar. How about
some ice cream instead?
275
00:13:55,252 --> 00:13:57,671
And you can watch tv
till your eyes fall out.
276
00:13:57,671 --> 00:13:58,964
Yeah!
Awesome.
277
00:13:58,964 --> 00:14:00,257
You stay.
278
00:14:02,259 --> 00:14:03,677
Grandma needs a favor,
279
00:14:04,219 --> 00:14:06,722
And you've got
just the face for it.
280
00:14:10,893 --> 00:14:13,312
Wow, sweetie.
Those really look delicious,
281
00:14:13,312 --> 00:14:15,814
But I just don't feel like
eating right now.
282
00:14:16,190 --> 00:14:17,399
Just one, mom?
283
00:14:18,108 --> 00:14:19,401
I made them special...
284
00:14:19,985 --> 00:14:21,111
just for you.
285
00:14:33,707 --> 00:14:35,792
Mmm.
This really is delicious.
286
00:14:41,215 --> 00:14:42,299
Now if there's an emergency,
287
00:14:42,424 --> 00:14:44,009
You can reach me
on my cell phone.
288
00:14:44,092 --> 00:14:46,512
Or they can just
walk across the street.
289
00:14:46,803 --> 00:14:48,388
Have fun, girls.
Don't do anything I would do.
290
00:14:52,601 --> 00:14:54,311
Adam seems
really laid-Back.
291
00:14:55,604 --> 00:14:56,813
yeah, he's pretty cool.
292
00:14:58,398 --> 00:15:01,985
Of course, everyone seems cool
compared to robo-Mom.
293
00:15:03,111 --> 00:15:04,196
hey, you never told me.
294
00:15:04,613 --> 00:15:06,490
What happened when you
asked her about your real dad?
295
00:15:07,115 --> 00:15:09,493
She freaked out,
just like I thought.
296
00:15:09,993 --> 00:15:11,286
She wouldn't tell me
anything.
297
00:15:13,914 --> 00:15:14,706
Well...
298
00:15:15,123 --> 00:15:17,417
there are other ways
to find things out.
299
00:15:17,709 --> 00:15:19,503
Does your mom keep
any old papers?
300
00:15:19,503 --> 00:15:21,922
You know,
letters, diaries?
301
00:15:21,922 --> 00:15:23,423
Not that she shows me.
302
00:15:23,924 --> 00:15:25,801
There's stuff
in the storage room upstairs,
303
00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:29,012
But it's locked,
so forget about it.
304
00:15:32,850 --> 00:15:34,059
What kind of lock is it?
305
00:15:38,355 --> 00:15:40,440
Oh, come on in.
I was hoping you were susan.
306
00:15:42,150 --> 00:15:42,651
She's not here?
307
00:15:42,734 --> 00:15:44,945
No, and she's not answering
her cell phone. Where is she?
308
00:15:44,945 --> 00:15:47,239
Well, she had an appointment
with this new obstetrician
309
00:15:47,364 --> 00:15:49,658
Over on river street,
but she should be here by now.
310
00:15:49,658 --> 00:15:51,243
Why would she see a doctor
over there?
311
00:15:51,368 --> 00:15:52,953
That's a terrible
neighborhood. It is?
312
00:15:52,953 --> 00:15:53,954
Yes. Don't you remember?
313
00:15:54,037 --> 00:15:55,956
That's where they murdered
those two prostitutes last year.
314
00:15:57,749 --> 00:15:59,835
We should help mike
with the food.
315
00:16:00,544 --> 00:16:02,546
Knock, knock.
we're here.
316
00:16:02,546 --> 00:16:03,338
Oh, good!
317
00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:06,842
Katherine, I was hoping
we'd get a chance to chat.
318
00:16:06,842 --> 00:16:09,553
open this now.
319
00:16:09,761 --> 00:16:13,765
Ugh. Susan's parties are
always such a snoozefest.
320
00:16:13,849 --> 00:16:15,267
The only thing
people will be miming is
321
00:16:15,267 --> 00:16:17,269
"Get me the hell
out of here. "
322
00:16:17,352 --> 00:16:19,646
Aren't you a little overdressed
for charades?
323
00:16:19,938 --> 00:16:22,149
Oh, I thought
that I'd look nice,
324
00:16:22,149 --> 00:16:24,443
Just in case
we decided to...
325
00:16:25,444 --> 00:16:29,156
oh, I don't know...
announce our engagement?
326
00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:31,867
we're not
announcing anything.
327
00:16:33,952 --> 00:16:35,245
It's susan and mike's party.
328
00:16:35,329 --> 00:16:37,956
I do not want to make it
all about us.
329
00:16:38,749 --> 00:16:40,542
You're right, darling.
330
00:16:41,543 --> 00:16:43,337
I may drop a few hints,
though.
331
00:16:43,337 --> 00:16:45,047
Edie, let me be clear
on this.
332
00:16:45,130 --> 00:16:48,467
You are not to tell anyone
about our engagement, got it?
333
00:16:48,467 --> 00:16:52,054
Fine. I won't say a word.
334
00:17:07,611 --> 00:17:09,071
Oh, this is fantastic.
335
00:17:09,196 --> 00:17:11,490
You know edward ferber?
State senator?
336
00:17:11,490 --> 00:17:12,908
Yes.
337
00:17:12,991 --> 00:17:16,495
His wife just got
picked up for shoplifting.
338
00:17:16,495 --> 00:17:18,080
Why is that fantastic?
339
00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:19,706
He was making noises
340
00:17:19,790 --> 00:17:21,708
About going against me
for governor.
341
00:17:21,792 --> 00:17:23,001
I guess
the light-Fingered mrs. Ferber
342
00:17:23,001 --> 00:17:24,378
Just put an end to that.
343
00:17:24,503 --> 00:17:26,505
Why? It's not like
he shoplifted.
344
00:17:26,505 --> 00:17:27,881
It doesn't matter.
It's a scandal.
345
00:17:28,006 --> 00:17:30,884
You know what they do to poll
numbers. oh, that's right.
346
00:17:30,884 --> 00:17:33,887
I was reading about that in
"politics is boring" magazine.
347
00:17:34,388 --> 00:17:35,180
I'm just glad
i don't have to worry
348
00:17:35,305 --> 00:17:40,185
About you pulling crap like
that. Yeah, you're lucky.
349
00:17:43,605 --> 00:17:44,690
So where's lynette?
350
00:17:44,773 --> 00:17:47,109
She's usually
your charades m. V.P.
351
00:17:47,109 --> 00:17:49,278
Ah, she wasn't feeling
so well,
352
00:17:49,403 --> 00:17:52,197
But, uh, you are still
going down, mister.
353
00:17:52,197 --> 00:17:53,782
It's just a game, tom...
354
00:17:53,991 --> 00:17:56,076
a game you wish
you never played.
355
00:17:56,076 --> 00:17:57,077
So much work...
356
00:17:57,202 --> 00:17:57,911
ahem.
357
00:17:57,995 --> 00:17:59,496
Oh, hi, Gaby.
358
00:17:59,580 --> 00:18:02,875
Katherine and I were just
talking about the old days.
359
00:18:02,875 --> 00:18:04,710
So when you were living
with your aunt,
360
00:18:04,793 --> 00:18:08,589
Was dylan's father with you?
No, just me and dylan.
361
00:18:08,589 --> 00:18:12,092
Were you widowed
or divorced?
362
00:18:12,593 --> 00:18:16,388
Actually, I prefer not
to discuss my first marriage...
363
00:18:16,430 --> 00:18:18,015
if you don't mind.
364
00:18:18,140 --> 00:18:22,144
Oh. Well, we certainly
didn't mean to pry.
365
00:18:22,352 --> 00:18:25,147
Let me just
tidge that up for you.
366
00:18:25,939 --> 00:18:27,316
Hello, all.
367
00:18:28,233 --> 00:18:30,652
Ah, it's so nice to see you.
368
00:18:31,028 --> 00:18:32,237
Some wine?
369
00:18:33,030 --> 00:18:35,240
Oh, no.
370
00:18:35,324 --> 00:18:39,244
Oh, my contact slipped.
371
00:18:39,328 --> 00:18:42,247
Edie,
is that an engagement ring?
372
00:18:42,539 --> 00:18:45,751
Oh! Uh, shoot.
Pretend you didn't see that.
373
00:18:45,751 --> 00:18:49,046
I promised my fianc?
That I wouldn't say a word
374
00:18:49,046 --> 00:18:51,423
Until
the official announcement.
375
00:18:53,050 --> 00:18:54,843
Excuse me.
376
00:18:56,345 --> 00:18:58,722
Gaby! Sorry I'm late.
377
00:18:58,847 --> 00:19:00,724
oh, my god!
You made it.
378
00:19:00,849 --> 00:19:04,019
That is such a beautiful dress.
We're gonna have so much fun.
379
00:19:04,019 --> 00:19:07,022
You... come with me.
380
00:19:08,524 --> 00:19:10,526
She's got a ring!
What?
381
00:19:10,651 --> 00:19:13,153
Edie... she's wearing
a big, honkin' engagement ring
382
00:19:13,153 --> 00:19:16,323
The size of a peach pit.
Hey, I didn't get her a ring!
383
00:19:16,323 --> 00:19:19,535
Oh, so you're not engaged?
Well, see, here's the thing...
384
00:19:19,535 --> 00:19:21,620
oh, you gotta be kidding me!
Let me explain!
385
00:19:21,620 --> 00:19:23,622
No, no, no. I am done
with your explanations,
386
00:19:23,747 --> 00:19:26,041
And I am done with "just
give me two more weeks, baby. "
387
00:19:26,124 --> 00:19:29,837
Whatever games you're playing,
I'm sick of it. We're through.
388
00:19:29,837 --> 00:19:31,713
So you're just gonna
go and live
389
00:19:31,713 --> 00:19:33,632
Happily ever after
with victor, huh?
390
00:19:34,716 --> 00:19:37,052
you think victor's
my only option?
391
00:19:37,052 --> 00:19:39,346
Well, I got news for you,
Carlos.
392
00:19:39,429 --> 00:19:43,016
I can have any guy I want,
because this...
393
00:19:43,058 --> 00:19:44,560
waits for no man.
394
00:19:53,068 --> 00:19:55,571
You bought yourself
an engagement ring?
395
00:19:55,988 --> 00:19:58,574
It's been three days, Carlos.
How long was I supposed to wait?
396
00:19:58,574 --> 00:20:00,367
You agreed
not to say anything.
397
00:20:00,492 --> 00:20:04,288
Ah, but I didn't agree
not to wear anything.
398
00:20:04,371 --> 00:20:07,374
Don't worry.
It wasn't expensive.
399
00:20:07,374 --> 00:20:10,085
You can pay me back later.
400
00:20:10,085 --> 00:20:11,461
Count on it.
401
00:20:11,587 --> 00:20:15,591
And the whole time, I just kept
thinking, this is bree's doctor.
402
00:20:15,591 --> 00:20:17,384
Bree recommended him.
403
00:20:17,384 --> 00:20:18,760
He must be the best.
404
00:20:18,886 --> 00:20:22,055
So I didn't worry when it was
between a needle exchange
405
00:20:22,055 --> 00:20:25,475
And the area's only
transvestite bookstore.
406
00:20:25,559 --> 00:20:28,979
And I ignored that my shoes
stuck to the floor
407
00:20:28,979 --> 00:20:30,772
And there was
a cigarette machine
408
00:20:30,772 --> 00:20:32,191
In the waiting room,
409
00:20:32,566 --> 00:20:36,987
But when I saw the ant traps
on his speculum tray,
410
00:20:36,987 --> 00:20:39,072
I thought that you and i
should have a talk.
411
00:20:39,156 --> 00:20:41,158
Oh, susan, I am so sorry,
and, of course,
412
00:20:41,283 --> 00:20:45,078
I will pay for the slashed tire and the
stolen cell phone. That is not the point!
413
00:20:45,078 --> 00:20:47,456
Why would you send me
to somebody
414
00:20:47,581 --> 00:20:49,958
Who is obviously
not your doctor?
415
00:20:50,667 --> 00:20:51,877
I can't tell you.
416
00:20:51,877 --> 00:20:53,462
Why not?
417
00:20:53,587 --> 00:20:55,589
Uh... it's private.
418
00:20:55,672 --> 00:20:56,965
You know what else
is private?
419
00:20:57,090 --> 00:20:59,176
The parts of me
that I'm pretty sure
420
00:20:59,176 --> 00:21:01,386
He snapped
with his camera phone.
421
00:21:03,180 --> 00:21:06,475
I have a party to throw.
I will deal with you later.
422
00:21:08,018 --> 00:21:09,728
Oh!
423
00:21:11,522 --> 00:21:14,608
look, al,
she is totally out of control.
424
00:21:14,816 --> 00:21:17,402
I need her taken care of.
425
00:21:18,111 --> 00:21:20,531
Fine.
I'll see what I can do.
426
00:21:22,115 --> 00:21:22,825
I promised my fianc?
427
00:21:22,908 --> 00:21:26,411
That I wouldn't say a word
until the official announcement.
428
00:21:26,620 --> 00:21:29,414
Adam, I feel the tag
of my dress sticking out,
429
00:21:29,414 --> 00:21:31,834
And I can't reach it.
Do you mind?
430
00:21:31,834 --> 00:21:33,418
Oh, sure.
431
00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:35,504
There you go.
432
00:21:35,629 --> 00:21:38,632
Ooh! I think I got a chill.
433
00:21:39,424 --> 00:21:43,720
Now let me see if I can give
you one. Oh, yeah, it worked.
434
00:21:48,100 --> 00:21:49,434
we haven't
been here an hour,
435
00:21:49,518 --> 00:21:52,938
And you're already humiliating
me? Are we really having?
436
00:21:52,938 --> 00:21:55,023
Oh, I guess you learned
nothing from chicago.
437
00:21:55,023 --> 00:21:56,900
For god sake,
i was not flirting.
438
00:21:57,025 --> 00:21:59,820
She asked me to fix her
dress. Yeah. I saw your face.
439
00:21:59,820 --> 00:22:02,698
I could tell what a chore it
was for you. You know what?
440
00:22:02,823 --> 00:22:04,908
I think I'm a little behind you
in the alcohol department.
441
00:22:04,908 --> 00:22:06,618
Let me go catch up.
442
00:22:10,914 --> 00:22:11,707
I'm sorry.
443
00:22:11,832 --> 00:22:14,209
I, uh, didn't mean
to eavesdrop,
444
00:22:14,418 --> 00:22:17,212
But you really shouldn't
take this out on adam.
445
00:22:17,337 --> 00:22:20,299
Gabrielle has a little bit
of a reputation,
446
00:22:20,299 --> 00:22:21,925
If you know what I mean.
447
00:22:22,301 --> 00:22:24,136
No, I don't.
448
00:22:24,511 --> 00:22:27,014
But I'd certainly like to.
449
00:22:27,222 --> 00:22:29,725
Okay, everybody,
let the games begin.
450
00:22:30,475 --> 00:22:32,853
Um, okay.
I will be team captain one.
451
00:22:32,853 --> 00:22:35,272
Who wants to be
captain number two?
452
00:22:35,272 --> 00:22:37,065
I'll do it.
Great.
453
00:22:37,149 --> 00:22:38,942
okay, you pick first.
454
00:22:38,942 --> 00:22:40,652
Oh, okay.
455
00:22:40,777 --> 00:22:42,779
I will pick adam.
456
00:22:42,779 --> 00:22:43,864
Ah.
457
00:22:44,656 --> 00:22:47,159
I pick lynette.
Where's lynette?
458
00:22:47,159 --> 00:22:49,745
Uh, she really wanted
to be here.
459
00:22:49,745 --> 00:22:52,372
She's just feeling
too sick to party.
460
00:22:56,668 --> 00:22:58,170
That's funny, isn't it?
461
00:22:58,253 --> 00:23:03,175
Are you kidding? It's genius.
He's a sponge, but he talks!
462
00:23:05,761 --> 00:23:08,555
Well, looks like somebody
is feeling a little better.
463
00:23:08,555 --> 00:23:11,850
Yeah. I guess
that anti-Nausea medicine
464
00:23:11,850 --> 00:23:13,477
Finally kicked in.
465
00:23:14,061 --> 00:23:15,354
That must be it.
466
00:23:19,066 --> 00:23:22,361
Orson.
Carlos.
467
00:23:22,444 --> 00:23:23,946
Um...
husband in the room?
468
00:23:24,071 --> 00:23:25,781
Honey, I love you,
but I wanna win.
469
00:23:29,159 --> 00:23:31,161
You should pick edie.
470
00:23:31,161 --> 00:23:32,162
Why?
471
00:23:32,246 --> 00:23:33,872
The woman just tried
to commit suicide.
472
00:23:33,956 --> 00:23:36,250
Don't make her last pick.
She's still fragile.
473
00:23:36,250 --> 00:23:38,752
Good point. Mike!
474
00:23:38,877 --> 00:23:40,879
Yes! Let's get started.
475
00:23:40,963 --> 00:23:43,173
No, no! Wait, wait, wait.
Gaby, you know how it works.
476
00:23:43,173 --> 00:23:45,259
Okay, first, I have to go over
all the signals.
477
00:23:45,259 --> 00:23:47,052
okay, so, um,
478
00:23:47,177 --> 00:23:50,347
This is "movie," um, "tv"...
479
00:23:51,348 --> 00:23:52,641
where did you learn
to do this?
480
00:23:52,808 --> 00:23:55,102
When you live with a mother who
constantly locks herself out,
481
00:23:55,102 --> 00:23:57,104
You develop certain skills.
482
00:24:01,900 --> 00:24:05,320
I don't know. Maybe this is
a sign we should stop.
483
00:24:06,905 --> 00:24:09,283
What were you saying
about signs?
484
00:24:11,785 --> 00:24:15,289
"A whole concept,"
"person," um, let's see.
485
00:24:15,414 --> 00:24:20,002
"Shakespeare," "book," and then
if you do the signal for "book"
486
00:24:20,002 --> 00:24:22,087
And you touch your heart,
then that's "poem. "
487
00:24:22,212 --> 00:24:26,091
Okay, when has anyone ever used a poem
as a clue? Yeah, come on. Let's play.
488
00:24:26,091 --> 00:24:27,384
Let's play!
489
00:24:28,510 --> 00:24:30,888
Yeah! Let's play!
490
00:24:31,096 --> 00:24:35,100
Hey, honey! You made it. Ha!
Dibs on lynette! She's on my team!
491
00:24:35,100 --> 00:24:38,187
That's not fair.
She's like the charades ninja.
492
00:24:38,187 --> 00:24:41,899
That's me! The ninja!
Whaa-Ya! Whaa!
493
00:24:41,899 --> 00:24:43,400
Ahh!
494
00:24:43,483 --> 00:24:46,486
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to...
495
00:24:46,486 --> 00:24:49,615
Okay. okay!
I'm ready.
496
00:24:53,202 --> 00:24:54,786
Okay, go.
shoe.
497
00:24:54,786 --> 00:24:56,288
Sock.
Working out.
498
00:24:56,413 --> 00:24:57,289
black.
sole.
499
00:24:57,414 --> 00:24:59,708
itch. Itch. Scratch. Oh. Aah.
500
00:25:00,417 --> 00:25:02,002
A blister.
Ha!
501
00:25:02,085 --> 00:25:04,421
Sounds like "blister.
" Sister. kissed her.
502
00:25:04,421 --> 00:25:06,798
"Two mules for sister sara"!
503
00:25:08,008 --> 00:25:11,512
Okay, 22 seconds. Lynette,
you're up. come on, babe.
504
00:25:11,512 --> 00:25:15,098
We're 40 seconds down. We need
you to make that time up.
505
00:25:15,098 --> 00:25:18,101
Who do you think you're
talking to? Right on.
506
00:25:18,143 --> 00:25:20,145
all right. Whoo!
507
00:25:21,438 --> 00:25:24,858
Ready? Get set... go.
508
00:25:24,858 --> 00:25:26,026
Okay.
509
00:25:33,742 --> 00:25:35,661
Honey, clock's ticking.
510
00:25:35,744 --> 00:25:39,957
I know. Just,
this is a really hard one.
511
00:25:40,165 --> 00:25:41,458
Okay, come on, come on.
What is... what is it?
512
00:25:41,542 --> 00:25:45,045
Is it a book? Is it a movie?
Movie. It's a western.
513
00:25:45,045 --> 00:25:47,548
No talking.
Sorry.
514
00:25:47,631 --> 00:25:49,049
Honey,
start with the first word.
515
00:25:49,049 --> 00:25:50,425
How many syllables?
516
00:25:56,557 --> 00:25:58,433
Ugh.
One word.
517
00:25:58,559 --> 00:26:01,645
Sweetie, act it out.
You're really good at that.
518
00:26:03,647 --> 00:26:07,150
Okay, okay.
Whole idea.
519
00:26:07,150 --> 00:26:08,443
Me.
Edie.
520
00:26:08,527 --> 00:26:10,863
Woman. Blonde. Bleach!
521
00:26:11,363 --> 00:26:12,739
oh!
522
00:26:16,243 --> 00:26:18,453
Aah!
523
00:26:19,246 --> 00:26:21,165
Aah!
524
00:26:24,334 --> 00:26:25,335
"Hang 'em high"?
525
00:26:25,335 --> 00:26:27,838
Yes! Yes!
526
00:26:28,463 --> 00:26:30,340
yes!
527
00:26:30,465 --> 00:26:33,927
Okay. Well, I think
it's time for a break.
528
00:26:33,927 --> 00:26:36,138
Good idea.
Yeah.
529
00:26:37,431 --> 00:26:38,348
you feeling okay?
530
00:26:38,432 --> 00:26:40,851
'Cause you're... acting
kinda spacey.
531
00:26:40,893 --> 00:26:42,186
Yeah, no, I'm good.
532
00:26:42,269 --> 00:26:45,397
Hey, do you think they have
any grapes or lobster?
533
00:26:45,397 --> 00:26:48,483
Why... why don't I go get you
some coffee, hon?
534
00:26:49,985 --> 00:26:51,403
Uh, um, orson?
Hmm?
535
00:26:51,570 --> 00:26:54,573
Hey, um, there's a phone call
for you at the house.
536
00:26:54,573 --> 00:26:56,200
You should probably
take it.
537
00:26:56,867 --> 00:26:59,286
Uh, thanks. Yeah.
538
00:27:08,587 --> 00:27:09,296
Hi.
Hello.
539
00:27:09,296 --> 00:27:10,506
Hello.
540
00:27:11,381 --> 00:27:12,382
Oh, tom.
541
00:27:12,508 --> 00:27:14,176
Stella, what...
what are you doing here?
542
00:27:14,176 --> 00:27:18,680
Uh... I made some brownies
earlier,
543
00:27:18,805 --> 00:27:22,476
And I just... noticed
they were missing.
544
00:27:22,601 --> 00:27:26,480
Uh... lynette didn't
bring them here, did she?
545
00:27:26,688 --> 00:27:28,690
Why? Is that a problem?
546
00:27:28,774 --> 00:27:30,901
It's like chocolate love.
Oh!
547
00:27:30,984 --> 00:27:33,403
Okay, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
548
00:27:33,403 --> 00:27:36,490
Sorry, uh, don't eat those.
Don't eat those. Sorry.
549
00:27:36,573 --> 00:27:39,701
Uh, no! Ooh. Bad batch.
Bad. Bad, bad, bad.
550
00:27:39,701 --> 00:27:43,705
Whoa. sorry.
Full of trans fats.
551
00:27:44,998 --> 00:27:45,999
Oh!
Oh!
552
00:27:46,083 --> 00:27:49,086
Oh! Tom, watch it!
I am sorry.
553
00:27:49,086 --> 00:27:52,089
Oh, here. Oh.
Let me get that.
554
00:27:52,089 --> 00:27:54,508
Thank you.
Oh, god. Okay.
555
00:27:54,508 --> 00:27:55,801
It's a little cold.
556
00:27:56,468 --> 00:27:58,095
Sorry.
It's all right.
557
00:27:58,178 --> 00:27:59,805
Would it be too much
to ask you
558
00:27:59,805 --> 00:28:01,598
To keep your hands
off my husband?
559
00:28:01,598 --> 00:28:03,308
What?
I spilled my drink on him.
560
00:28:03,392 --> 00:28:05,769
And you're trying to make up
for it by breast-Feeding him?
561
00:28:05,811 --> 00:28:07,813
Uh, katherine?
562
00:28:08,021 --> 00:28:09,731
Look, lady,
you need to calm down.
563
00:28:09,815 --> 00:28:11,024
You're getting a reputation
around here
564
00:28:11,024 --> 00:28:12,609
For having a stick
up your ass.
565
00:28:12,734 --> 00:28:17,114
Better that reputation than the one you're
toting around. What do you mean by that?
566
00:28:17,114 --> 00:28:20,117
Okay, back to charades.
Never mind. Forget it.
567
00:28:20,242 --> 00:28:23,245
Oh, no, no. Tell me.
What's my "reputation"?
568
00:28:23,245 --> 00:28:25,622
Am I smug
and holier-Than-Thou?
569
00:28:25,622 --> 00:28:28,417
Oh, no, wait.
That's you.
570
00:28:28,417 --> 00:28:30,127
Let me be specific.
571
00:28:30,210 --> 00:28:32,546
By "reputation," I mean
that you are the kind of woman
572
00:28:32,629 --> 00:28:34,047
That treats a man
like a plaything,
573
00:28:34,131 --> 00:28:38,635
Whether it's my husband or let's
say... your teenage gardener?
574
00:28:46,810 --> 00:28:49,021
Bree saw you slap
your daughter.
575
00:28:49,730 --> 00:28:51,315
Excuse me?
576
00:28:51,440 --> 00:28:52,524
Gaby!
577
00:28:52,649 --> 00:28:55,235
Yeah, she asked about her father
and then you smacked her.
578
00:28:55,235 --> 00:28:57,112
Why'd you do that?
579
00:28:58,530 --> 00:29:02,034
This is the last thing
that I will ever say to you.
580
00:29:02,326 --> 00:29:04,328
Yes, I lost my temper
with dylan,
581
00:29:04,328 --> 00:29:06,330
But her father
is a horrible man.
582
00:29:06,330 --> 00:29:08,415
I want you to imagine
the worst thing
583
00:29:08,540 --> 00:29:10,542
That a father can do
to his daughter.
584
00:29:10,626 --> 00:29:13,212
What was I supposed
to tell dylan about that, hmm?
585
00:29:16,548 --> 00:29:19,718
I hope that satisfies
everyone's curiosity.
586
00:29:27,351 --> 00:29:29,728
Oh, my god.
587
00:29:30,270 --> 00:29:32,564
"Hang 'em high"
has three syllables.
588
00:29:38,362 --> 00:29:41,657
I guess you... saw
what happened down there.
589
00:29:41,657 --> 00:29:43,158
Yep.
590
00:29:44,660 --> 00:29:46,453
Look,
it was a long time ago,
591
00:29:46,578 --> 00:29:48,956
And... and it didn't mean
anything.
592
00:29:48,956 --> 00:29:51,375
How many people
know about this?
593
00:29:52,084 --> 00:29:54,670
Now or before tonight?
594
00:29:56,588 --> 00:29:57,464
How many?
595
00:29:57,589 --> 00:30:00,467
Look, I know you're upset.
I'm not upset.
596
00:30:00,467 --> 00:30:03,470
I'm just trying to work out
how to spin this.
597
00:30:04,263 --> 00:30:06,473
Clearly,
the boy was underage.
598
00:30:06,557 --> 00:30:09,184
Do you think
money would shut him up?
599
00:30:09,685 --> 00:30:12,479
Victor, really, I don't think
it's a big deal.
600
00:30:12,688 --> 00:30:15,357
Hmm. That's because
you're not me.
601
00:30:24,074 --> 00:30:25,993
Okay, you've got
to remember this.
602
00:30:26,076 --> 00:30:28,453
This is bodsworth.
You took him everywhere.
603
00:30:28,453 --> 00:30:30,956
No, I think I'd remember
a bear that ugly.
604
00:30:30,956 --> 00:30:32,666
Well, clearly, it's yours.
605
00:30:32,791 --> 00:30:34,459
Your mom kept it
all these years,
606
00:30:34,459 --> 00:30:36,170
And he's here
in your old room.
607
00:30:36,962 --> 00:30:40,382
Wait. This was my old room?
My mom told me
608
00:30:40,382 --> 00:30:42,092
I'm in my old room
down the hall.
609
00:30:42,176 --> 00:30:45,470
No, this was your room.
What are you talking about?
610
00:30:45,470 --> 00:30:47,264
Evening, girls.
611
00:30:49,057 --> 00:30:52,477
Hey. How was the party?
612
00:30:52,519 --> 00:30:54,104
It was lovely.
613
00:30:54,229 --> 00:30:57,232
I think your mother would
like you home to help clean up.
614
00:31:09,495 --> 00:31:11,622
I'm sorry, mom.
615
00:31:12,498 --> 00:31:14,500
It's okay, sweetie.
616
00:31:20,005 --> 00:31:23,008
But I don't want you
seeing that girl anymore.
617
00:31:35,604 --> 00:31:37,314
Orson, honey,
where have you been?
618
00:31:37,731 --> 00:31:40,108
We got a call
from danielle's doctor.
619
00:31:40,234 --> 00:31:43,028
Apparently, her fall caused
a placental abruption,
620
00:31:43,111 --> 00:31:45,823
Where the placenta separates
from the uterus. Oh, my god.
621
00:31:45,823 --> 00:31:48,534
Now they said not to panic.
There are degrees of this.
622
00:31:48,534 --> 00:31:51,203
They're doing a sonogram,
then they're gonna call us.
623
00:31:51,203 --> 00:31:54,998
I can't wait that long.
I have to be with her.
624
00:31:54,998 --> 00:31:57,417
Okay. I'll get your purse.
Hmm?
625
00:32:01,129 --> 00:32:03,507
What do you think you're doing?
You can't leave yet.
626
00:32:03,507 --> 00:32:05,133
Something's come up.
We'll talk tomorrow.
627
00:32:05,133 --> 00:32:06,009
No, we'll talk now.
628
00:32:06,134 --> 00:32:08,720
You still owe me an explanation
for that scuzzy gyno
629
00:32:08,804 --> 00:32:11,223
You sent me to. I said I was
sorry. For god sakes, susan,
630
00:32:11,223 --> 00:32:13,100
Not everything is about you.
631
00:32:16,937 --> 00:32:20,274
Oh, I know this night
has been a complete disaster,
632
00:32:20,274 --> 00:32:23,652
But all in all, it's still
your best party ever.
633
00:32:40,669 --> 00:32:42,171
I'm confused.
634
00:32:42,254 --> 00:32:44,173
Ow! Now I'm confused,
and my head hurts.
635
00:32:44,256 --> 00:32:48,468
That's for letting edie think
you're engaged. And the kiss?
636
00:32:49,553 --> 00:32:53,140
When you saw me flirting,
you smashed a glass.
637
00:32:53,140 --> 00:32:54,975
When victor heard
i had an affair,
638
00:32:55,058 --> 00:32:56,852
He started crunching
poll numbers.
639
00:32:59,062 --> 00:33:01,356
I need a man
who cares enough to explode
640
00:33:01,356 --> 00:33:03,859
When he thinks
he's gonna lose me.
641
00:33:04,276 --> 00:33:08,155
I don't just love you.
Ilovethe way you love me.
642
00:33:10,574 --> 00:33:12,159
So we're back on?
643
00:33:13,076 --> 00:33:15,078
See you thursday.
644
00:33:31,261 --> 00:33:33,639
Al, what have you got for me?
645
00:33:33,764 --> 00:33:35,557
I think I found a way
to make this happen,
646
00:33:35,641 --> 00:33:38,477
But it might take a week or two
to line everything up.
647
00:33:39,061 --> 00:33:40,479
Fantastic.
648
00:33:40,604 --> 00:33:44,816
I'll call you when it's done.
Shirley?
649
00:33:46,401 --> 00:33:48,695
Can you make some copies
of the britt file?
650
00:33:58,413 --> 00:33:58,705
Ahh.
651
00:33:58,789 --> 00:34:00,499
Seen Gaby?
652
00:34:00,582 --> 00:34:03,210
Uh, yeah,
in the bathroom upstairs.
653
00:34:03,210 --> 00:34:04,795
Tell me something.
654
00:34:05,796 --> 00:34:08,799
When you found out
that kid who you were paying
655
00:34:08,799 --> 00:34:11,593
To mow your lawn
was doing your wife,
656
00:34:11,885 --> 00:34:14,096
How did you not kill him?
657
00:34:14,596 --> 00:34:17,599
Well, I wanted to at first,
but...
658
00:34:17,683 --> 00:34:21,520
hey, we're all human, right?
We gotta forgive and forget.
659
00:34:22,104 --> 00:34:23,313
You're
a very understanding man.
660
00:34:23,397 --> 00:34:25,482
If she pulled
something like that on me,
661
00:34:25,482 --> 00:34:27,609
That guy wouldn't be around
for long.
662
00:34:29,403 --> 00:34:32,698
Yeah, but no woman's worth
going to jail for, right?
663
00:34:32,990 --> 00:34:33,907
If you have enough money,
664
00:34:33,991 --> 00:34:36,702
It's not that hard
to make someone disappear.
665
00:34:41,999 --> 00:34:43,500
Let's go, honey.
666
00:34:44,084 --> 00:34:46,003
Night, Carlos.
667
00:34:58,390 --> 00:34:59,308
Darling,
what are you doing?
668
00:34:59,391 --> 00:35:02,686
I have to bring
this dvd player to danielle.
669
00:35:03,103 --> 00:35:04,521
Honey, we really have to go.
670
00:35:04,646 --> 00:35:07,733
It'll just take a few seconds.
These damn cords...
671
00:35:07,858 --> 00:35:11,945
sweetheart, it's a long drive.
It's the only thing she asked for.
672
00:35:18,243 --> 00:35:19,536
yes. Hello?
673
00:35:19,745 --> 00:35:21,455
Hello, doctor.
674
00:35:21,830 --> 00:35:23,123
How is she?
675
00:35:27,628 --> 00:35:28,462
Thank god.
676
00:35:28,545 --> 00:35:30,255
oh, my god.
677
00:35:31,131 --> 00:35:32,758
It's gonna be okay.
678
00:35:47,648 --> 00:35:49,233
Kids are all tucked in.
679
00:35:49,358 --> 00:35:51,360
They're sleeping
like angels.
680
00:35:51,527 --> 00:35:54,154
Great. Did you put quaaludes
in their cocoa?
681
00:35:54,446 --> 00:35:56,740
Could you check on 'em for me,
please?
682
00:36:00,035 --> 00:36:01,328
So how was the party?
683
00:36:01,328 --> 00:36:02,538
You drugged me.
684
00:36:02,663 --> 00:36:04,748
Oh. Just a little.
685
00:36:04,832 --> 00:36:06,124
What is wrong with you?
686
00:36:06,250 --> 00:36:08,460
I told you,
i didn't want any pot.
687
00:36:08,544 --> 00:36:12,256
Before you slap me around,
let me ask you something.
688
00:36:12,923 --> 00:36:14,633
Do you feel better?
689
00:36:15,425 --> 00:36:16,260
That's not the point.
690
00:36:16,343 --> 00:36:19,346
And what were you thinking,
using my son as a drug mule?
691
00:36:19,346 --> 00:36:21,139
He didn't know
what was going on,
692
00:36:21,223 --> 00:36:25,727
And why are you making
such a big deal about it?
693
00:36:26,645 --> 00:36:27,855
Let me ask you something.
694
00:36:27,980 --> 00:36:31,275
Do you remember what I wore
to the junior prom
695
00:36:31,275 --> 00:36:33,986
Or what part I had
in the play that year?
696
00:36:34,278 --> 00:36:36,488
Who remembers that stuff?
697
00:36:36,697 --> 00:36:39,366
Parents who weren't stoned.
698
00:36:39,491 --> 00:36:41,702
My whole childhood
passed in a blur
699
00:36:41,785 --> 00:36:44,788
Because you were
medicating yourself...
700
00:36:44,872 --> 00:36:47,875
pot when you were sick,
booze when you weren't.
701
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:49,293
I am not going to do that.
702
00:36:49,376 --> 00:36:52,087
I won't miss a second
of my kids' lives,
703
00:36:52,087 --> 00:36:53,589
Not if I can avoid it.
704
00:36:53,881 --> 00:36:58,969
Well, I'd say I'm sorry,
but I'm not.
705
00:36:59,887 --> 00:37:02,598
You're a mom. You know,
706
00:37:02,681 --> 00:37:06,101
There's nothing worse than
watching your kids suffer,
707
00:37:06,977 --> 00:37:10,981
And seeing you...
act all goofy,
708
00:37:11,064 --> 00:37:13,192
Watching that cartoon,
well...
709
00:37:15,068 --> 00:37:18,280
it was probably
the high point of my trip.
710
00:37:20,073 --> 00:37:21,200
I get it.
711
00:37:23,994 --> 00:37:26,580
But if you ever pull
something like this again...
712
00:37:26,997 --> 00:37:28,874
i won't.
713
00:37:28,999 --> 00:37:31,293
Okay. Well...
714
00:37:33,003 --> 00:37:34,796
i think I'll turn in.
715
00:37:36,882 --> 00:37:38,383
Yenta.
716
00:37:38,592 --> 00:37:39,468
What?
717
00:37:39,593 --> 00:37:43,305
Junior year, you were yenta
in "fiddler on the roof. "
718
00:37:44,306 --> 00:37:46,099
You remembered.
719
00:37:46,391 --> 00:37:49,394
Yeah. There are
some performances so bad,
720
00:37:49,394 --> 00:37:51,688
Even alcohol
can't block them out.
721
00:38:03,325 --> 00:38:04,743
Bree?
722
00:38:06,829 --> 00:38:10,624
Can we call a truce,
please?
723
00:38:13,335 --> 00:38:16,338
So you know
I'm not bluffing, um,
724
00:38:16,338 --> 00:38:18,423
I brought cake.
725
00:38:20,509 --> 00:38:23,846
I am so sorry that
i snapped at you tonight.
726
00:38:24,429 --> 00:38:25,848
It's okay.
727
00:38:27,015 --> 00:38:29,810
I just wanna know
what's going on.
728
00:38:30,310 --> 00:38:31,728
Ever since
you've been pregnant,
729
00:38:31,812 --> 00:38:33,814
There's been this wall
between us.
730
00:38:33,939 --> 00:38:37,234
It's like something's changed,
and I don't know why.
731
00:38:37,818 --> 00:38:40,529
Did I do something
to offend you?
732
00:38:43,448 --> 00:38:44,116
It's not about you.
733
00:38:44,241 --> 00:38:47,744
I've just been
going through some things.
734
00:38:48,537 --> 00:38:51,832
Like what? I mean,
come on. Just tell me.
735
00:38:51,832 --> 00:38:53,917
We share everything.
736
00:38:55,127 --> 00:38:57,045
Okay. Um...
737
00:38:58,839 --> 00:39:01,925
i haven't told anybody this,
but...
738
00:39:04,720 --> 00:39:07,014
it's, uh, about the baby.
739
00:39:10,142 --> 00:39:13,020
There have been
some complications.
740
00:39:13,228 --> 00:39:14,730
Oh, no.
741
00:39:15,480 --> 00:39:16,481
Is everything okay?
742
00:39:16,565 --> 00:39:18,358
Yeah, everything's fine,
but, uh,
743
00:39:18,483 --> 00:39:21,153
There was just a time where
i thought I might lose it.
744
00:39:21,153 --> 00:39:24,156
Oh, my god.
And there I was,
745
00:39:24,281 --> 00:39:25,949
Just bugging you
about your doctor.
746
00:39:26,074 --> 00:39:29,161
I am so sorry.
You should've just told me.
747
00:39:29,286 --> 00:39:30,078
No, you're pregnant, too.
748
00:39:30,162 --> 00:39:32,581
I'm not gonna tell you anything
that's gonna worry you.
749
00:39:32,581 --> 00:39:34,249
Oh, are you kidding?
750
00:39:34,374 --> 00:39:36,168
It's the first baby I've had
in 17 years.
751
00:39:36,251 --> 00:39:39,087
You know, I could not possibly
be more freaked out. Mm.
752
00:39:39,087 --> 00:39:42,674
This morning,
i caught mike building a crib.
753
00:39:42,674 --> 00:39:44,176
No. This early?
754
00:39:44,259 --> 00:39:46,553
Yeah! I-I wanted to scream.
755
00:39:46,678 --> 00:39:49,973
You know, are you nuts?
Do you just wanna jinx it?
756
00:39:50,974 --> 00:39:53,268
This is what we get
for having kids at our age...
757
00:39:53,352 --> 00:39:56,063
anxiety, terror.
758
00:39:56,188 --> 00:39:57,773
It's just gonna get worse.
759
00:39:57,856 --> 00:40:00,984
Do you know, when our babies
go to college,
760
00:40:00,984 --> 00:40:02,861
We'll be like...
761
00:40:02,861 --> 00:40:04,154
dead?
762
00:40:05,781 --> 00:40:06,782
if we're lucky.
763
00:40:11,578 --> 00:40:13,163
Look at us.
764
00:40:13,455 --> 00:40:16,583
Pregnant gals, eating cake
and bitchin'.
765
00:40:17,376 --> 00:40:19,378
It's kinda nice, huh?
766
00:40:19,753 --> 00:40:21,463
It really is.
767
00:40:29,179 --> 00:40:30,764
What are you doing?
768
00:40:30,973 --> 00:40:33,976
The hospital called.
My aunt's ready to come home.
769
00:40:34,059 --> 00:40:36,270
And you want her
to stay in here?
770
00:40:36,353 --> 00:40:40,357
Yeah. I think making this room
off-Limits was a mistake.
771
00:40:40,524 --> 00:40:43,610
If I want dylan
to focus on other things,
772
00:40:43,694 --> 00:40:46,697
I really need to make it
less intriguing.
773
00:40:47,906 --> 00:40:50,200
Speaking of intriguing,
774
00:40:50,993 --> 00:40:53,120
What were you thinking
last night?
775
00:40:54,329 --> 00:40:55,205
What?
776
00:40:55,330 --> 00:40:58,125
Come on. "The worst thing
a father could do"?
777
00:40:58,125 --> 00:41:01,211
You realize what people
are gonna think.
778
00:41:01,295 --> 00:41:04,631
Yeah. They're gonna be
very uncomfortable,
779
00:41:04,631 --> 00:41:08,010
And uncomfortable people
don't ask questions.
780
00:41:19,521 --> 00:41:22,900
All children love games.
781
00:41:23,901 --> 00:41:25,903
But children grow up,
782
00:41:26,028 --> 00:41:29,406
And then they find
new games to play.
783
00:41:29,698 --> 00:41:34,328
They pretend to be well
so their families won't worry.
784
00:41:36,622 --> 00:41:38,123
They lie to their lovers
785
00:41:38,207 --> 00:41:41,418
About where they go
in the afternoon.
786
00:41:41,418 --> 00:41:44,505
So anyway, that's why
it was so great. Oh!
787
00:41:44,630 --> 00:41:47,424
They invent stories to hide
the truth from their friends.
788
00:41:47,424 --> 00:41:51,303
I got it, I got it.
Oh, one more. Here you go.
789
00:41:51,303 --> 00:41:53,305
Yes...
790
00:41:53,764 --> 00:41:57,518
Everyone has fun playin' games
791
00:41:59,144 --> 00:42:01,688
Right up until the moment...
792
00:42:03,148 --> 00:42:06,151
...someone gets hurt.