1 00:00:01,502 --> 00:00:03,712 MARY ALICE: Previously on Desperate Housewives. 2 00:00:03,754 --> 00:00:06,173 Bree discovered a family secret. 3 00:00:06,256 --> 00:00:07,716 Oh, I'm going to be sick. 4 00:00:07,758 --> 00:00:10,010 Lynette struggled with chemotherapy, 5 00:00:10,093 --> 00:00:11,178 (LYNETTE VOMITING) 6 00:00:11,428 --> 00:00:14,097 while Susan took joy in being pregnant. 7 00:00:14,097 --> 00:00:15,641 I'm eating for two. 8 00:00:15,682 --> 00:00:18,602 The biggest obstacle to Carlos and Gabby... 9 00:00:18,685 --> 00:00:21,021 The IRS could make me testify against you. 10 00:00:21,063 --> 00:00:23,857 ... was the promise Edie forced Carlos to make. 11 00:00:23,941 --> 00:00:25,150 We're engaged. 12 00:00:25,192 --> 00:00:28,529 CARLOS: I really did care for Edie, but I can't let her ruin my life. 13 00:00:31,615 --> 00:00:33,200 KID: Trevor, over here! 14 00:00:34,034 --> 00:00:37,412 MARY ALICE: All children love to play games. 15 00:00:37,454 --> 00:00:40,207 But before they can race their bikes, 16 00:00:40,290 --> 00:00:42,334 or jump their ropes, 17 00:00:42,376 --> 00:00:44,920 or toss their Frisbees, 18 00:00:44,962 --> 00:00:48,757 children understand they must first convince their friends 19 00:00:48,799 --> 00:00:50,884 to play along with them. 20 00:00:50,968 --> 00:00:54,304 The same is true for adults. 21 00:00:54,388 --> 00:00:57,057 Hi, Gabby. It's me. I'm throwing a party Saturday night. 22 00:00:57,140 --> 00:00:58,767 Guess what kind. 23 00:00:58,809 --> 00:01:00,143 A charades party? 24 00:01:00,227 --> 00:01:01,353 Didn't you just throw one? 25 00:01:01,395 --> 00:01:03,981 No, that was a year ago. 26 00:01:04,064 --> 00:01:06,984 Oh, right. I guess it's time for another one. 27 00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:08,569 Sure is. Can you come? 28 00:01:09,403 --> 00:01:13,699 Sorry. Victor needs me at this political thing. 29 00:01:13,740 --> 00:01:15,367 Damn. Damn, damn. 30 00:01:15,409 --> 00:01:19,663 You have to come. You're the best charades player I know. 31 00:01:19,746 --> 00:01:22,457 That's sweet. And totally accurate. 32 00:01:22,499 --> 00:01:24,251 But I'm really whipped from the chemo, so... 33 00:01:24,334 --> 00:01:25,460 (CALL WAITING BEEPS) 34 00:01:25,502 --> 00:01:26,712 Oh, there's my other line. 35 00:01:26,753 --> 00:01:30,424 Can you ask me next time? Okay, hon? Okay. Bye. 36 00:01:31,758 --> 00:01:35,762 Hello? Oh, hey, Bree, what's up? 37 00:01:35,846 --> 00:01:39,057 Well, I stopped by Katherine's last night just to get a recipe, 38 00:01:39,099 --> 00:01:41,018 and you'll never believe what I overheard. 39 00:01:41,101 --> 00:01:43,604 She slapped her kid? No! 40 00:01:43,687 --> 00:01:45,022 BREE ON PHONE: Yes. And get this. 41 00:01:45,105 --> 00:01:47,858 When Adam said Dylan was just going to keep asking questions, 42 00:01:47,941 --> 00:01:50,027 Katherine said, and I quote, 43 00:01:50,110 --> 00:01:52,487 "Well, we're just gonna have to find better lies." 44 00:01:52,529 --> 00:01:53,655 (CALL WAITING BEEPS) 45 00:01:53,697 --> 00:01:55,240 Oh, hang on. I've got another call. 46 00:01:55,282 --> 00:01:58,952 Don't answer it! It's Susan. She's hosting another game night. 47 00:01:59,036 --> 00:02:02,164 Another one? It's time for an anonymous letter. 48 00:02:02,206 --> 00:02:05,459 Wait, is Katherine going to Susan's charade night? 49 00:02:05,542 --> 00:02:08,420 - Probably. Why? - LYNE TTE: We should go, too. 50 00:02:08,462 --> 00:02:11,590 Get a few drinks in her, see if she loosens up. 51 00:02:11,632 --> 00:02:14,510 I doubt a woman like Katherine is gonna spill her secrets 52 00:02:14,551 --> 00:02:16,470 just because she's had a little wine. 53 00:02:16,553 --> 00:02:18,764 I don't know. You came out with some interesting things 54 00:02:18,805 --> 00:02:20,849 before you swore off the sauce. 55 00:02:20,891 --> 00:02:22,851 Well, none that I recall. 56 00:02:22,893 --> 00:02:25,479 Didn't you tell me you lost your virginity in the backseat of a... 57 00:02:25,562 --> 00:02:28,398 Point well taken! I'll bring the wine. 58 00:02:28,482 --> 00:02:32,861 Susan, good news. We can come to the party after all. 59 00:02:32,903 --> 00:02:34,905 Hey, you know who else you should invite? 60 00:02:34,988 --> 00:02:38,325 Yeah, I am feeling much better, so count me in. 61 00:02:39,159 --> 00:02:40,452 Will our new neighbour be coming? 62 00:02:40,494 --> 00:02:43,372 Of course. I love your charades parties. 63 00:02:43,455 --> 00:02:47,167 And I hope you're inviting that delightful Katherine Mayfair. 64 00:02:49,670 --> 00:02:52,506 So, you were paid a very nice compliment today. 65 00:02:52,589 --> 00:02:53,841 - I was? - Yes. 66 00:02:53,924 --> 00:02:55,425 I'm hosting a charades party, 67 00:02:55,509 --> 00:02:59,054 and all of my friends went out of their way to insist I invite you. 68 00:02:59,763 --> 00:03:01,223 Really? 69 00:03:01,849 --> 00:03:06,311 MARY ALICE: Yes, not all adults like to play games. 70 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:11,692 But the ones who do, play to win. 71 00:03:24,204 --> 00:03:27,749 MARY ALICE: Stella Wingfield hated to cook. 72 00:03:27,791 --> 00:03:32,546 Still, she spent that Friday morning grating cheese 73 00:03:32,629 --> 00:03:34,965 and greasing a pan 74 00:03:35,048 --> 00:03:38,051 and laying in macaroni 75 00:03:38,135 --> 00:03:40,929 because her eldest daughter was sick. 76 00:03:41,555 --> 00:03:45,726 And Stella could no longer sit by and do nothing. 77 00:03:45,809 --> 00:03:48,645 - Lunch time. - Oh, no thanks. 78 00:03:48,729 --> 00:03:52,566 Oh, come on, I made it for you special. You got to keep your strength up. 79 00:03:52,649 --> 00:03:56,320 I appreciate the effort, but I told you I can't keep anything down. 80 00:03:56,403 --> 00:04:00,157 And FYI, mac and cheese is halfway to vomit. 81 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:03,035 You might as well have given me a plate of creamed corn. 82 00:04:03,076 --> 00:04:05,412 Aren't you taking the anti-nausea drug? 83 00:04:05,495 --> 00:04:08,916 Yeah, I am taking it. It's just not working. 84 00:04:10,501 --> 00:04:14,421 Well, I know something that might help your nausea 85 00:04:14,505 --> 00:04:17,257 and boost your appetite. 86 00:04:18,425 --> 00:04:23,597 Perhaps a little visit from my old friend, Mary Jane? 87 00:04:25,349 --> 00:04:27,017 You're suggesting pot? 88 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:30,771 A lot of chemo patients use it. Hell, I did. 89 00:04:31,396 --> 00:04:36,527 Come on, let mama score you some kick-ass chronic. 90 00:04:37,819 --> 00:04:41,615 "Kick-ass chronic"? You're a grandmother. 91 00:04:41,698 --> 00:04:44,284 Shouldn't you be off somewhere knitting an afghan? 92 00:04:44,368 --> 00:04:46,787 I'm just trying to ease your pain. 93 00:04:46,870 --> 00:04:48,539 Well, thanks. 94 00:04:48,622 --> 00:04:52,292 But I prefer not to get my medication from some guy under a bridge. 95 00:04:56,713 --> 00:04:58,090 Suit yourself. 96 00:05:05,973 --> 00:05:10,060 Hey, what's this? 97 00:05:10,143 --> 00:05:12,980 A crib. Oh, and look. 98 00:05:14,147 --> 00:05:15,315 Safety latch. 99 00:05:15,399 --> 00:05:19,278 I figured if the baby takes after you, accident proof is key. 100 00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:22,322 Honey, you know, I'm still in my first trimester. 101 00:05:22,406 --> 00:05:24,908 Don't you think it's a little early to be making cribs? 102 00:05:24,992 --> 00:05:27,160 "Early" would be painting it pink or blue. 103 00:05:27,244 --> 00:05:31,957 But I got both, so we're covered either way. 104 00:05:33,500 --> 00:05:34,751 Great. 105 00:05:34,835 --> 00:05:37,004 And whether it's a boy or a girl... 106 00:05:37,754 --> 00:05:40,007 Colts fan. That's non-negotiable. 107 00:05:41,425 --> 00:05:44,428 Bree's home. I'll be right back. 108 00:05:49,683 --> 00:05:51,351 Look sharp. It's Susan. 109 00:05:51,435 --> 00:05:54,563 God, it's getting harder and harder to keep her at arm's length. 110 00:05:54,605 --> 00:05:56,398 I never knew she was such a hugger. 111 00:05:56,440 --> 00:05:58,859 - You want me to run interference? - No, no. I'm getting good at props. 112 00:05:58,942 --> 00:06:00,235 Oh, good. 113 00:06:01,528 --> 00:06:04,281 - Hey, Susan. What's up? - I need a favour. 114 00:06:04,364 --> 00:06:07,159 I remember you mentioning that you liked your obstetrician. 115 00:06:07,201 --> 00:06:08,744 Can I get his number? 116 00:06:10,037 --> 00:06:13,624 - I thought you were using Dr Mayfair. - Yeah, I don't know. 117 00:06:13,707 --> 00:06:16,585 It's getting a little weird. You know, Adam is my neighbour. 118 00:06:16,627 --> 00:06:18,962 Well, you don't mind Orson being your dentist. 119 00:06:19,046 --> 00:06:22,382 Well, that's because I don't blush when Orson says, "Open wide." 120 00:06:23,634 --> 00:06:26,220 You know, my OB is all the way across town. 121 00:06:26,303 --> 00:06:28,597 You just do not want to drive that far. 122 00:06:28,639 --> 00:06:31,475 Oh, well, we could schedule our appointments together and carpool. 123 00:06:31,558 --> 00:06:34,102 You know, pregnant gals on the road! 124 00:06:34,478 --> 00:06:35,979 That does sound fun. 125 00:06:36,063 --> 00:06:38,732 But I don't think my doctor's taking on any new patients. 126 00:06:38,732 --> 00:06:41,276 Oh, I can talk him into it. What's his name? 127 00:06:42,152 --> 00:06:45,280 I... don't remember. 128 00:06:46,323 --> 00:06:47,950 - You don't remember? - No, you know, 129 00:06:47,991 --> 00:06:50,452 I usually just call him "doctor." 130 00:06:51,245 --> 00:06:53,121 Bree, just get me the number. 131 00:07:09,513 --> 00:07:10,597 (CHUCKLING) 132 00:07:10,681 --> 00:07:12,641 Here you go. But please don't mention my name. 133 00:07:12,683 --> 00:07:14,226 As I said, you know, he's overbooked, 134 00:07:14,268 --> 00:07:16,061 and I just don't want to get on his bad side. 135 00:07:16,103 --> 00:07:19,565 I'm so excited! Pregnant gals, sharing a doctor! 136 00:07:21,024 --> 00:07:22,234 (SNEEZES) 137 00:07:22,276 --> 00:07:23,443 Oh, bless you. 138 00:07:23,527 --> 00:07:25,863 Oh, sorry. Probably just allergies. 139 00:07:25,946 --> 00:07:28,657 But, you know, you don't want to take any chances. 140 00:07:37,207 --> 00:07:39,585 Hey, can I get a drink? 141 00:07:40,460 --> 00:07:41,837 Yeah, sure. 142 00:07:48,969 --> 00:07:52,723 - By the way, you missed a spot. - Oh, thanks. 143 00:07:52,973 --> 00:07:54,224 Anytime. 144 00:08:01,648 --> 00:08:04,651 - I'd say the car is clean enough. - Katherine. 145 00:08:04,735 --> 00:08:08,197 You two seemed awfully friendly. Do you know her? 146 00:08:08,238 --> 00:08:11,533 No. We said two words. She criticised my car washing. 147 00:08:11,575 --> 00:08:15,412 It's funny, when I criticise you, you don't put on a big goofy grin. 148 00:08:15,495 --> 00:08:17,206 You really need to stop this. 149 00:08:17,247 --> 00:08:19,708 Given our history, shouldn't I be saying that to you? 150 00:08:19,750 --> 00:08:21,835 Katherine, I can't just not speak to women. 151 00:08:21,919 --> 00:08:24,046 I'm a gynaecologist, for God's sake. 152 00:08:24,087 --> 00:08:25,881 Yes, I know. 153 00:08:27,841 --> 00:08:30,802 But you don't have to bring your work home with you. 154 00:08:42,022 --> 00:08:43,565 You leaving already? 155 00:08:43,941 --> 00:08:48,028 (SIGHS) Edie asked me to help her pick out a gift for her sister, 156 00:08:48,111 --> 00:08:49,988 so I gotta swing by the mall. 157 00:08:51,031 --> 00:08:52,783 When can I see you next? 158 00:08:53,700 --> 00:08:56,662 Well, Victor has a teachers' union thing on Thursday. 159 00:08:57,371 --> 00:08:59,373 Guess I'll see you on Thursday. 160 00:09:00,207 --> 00:09:02,751 Carlos, what's happening here? 161 00:09:03,460 --> 00:09:06,380 I mean, with us. Why are we still sneaking around? 162 00:09:06,463 --> 00:09:07,923 You know exactly why. 163 00:09:07,965 --> 00:09:10,634 Oh, come on. Edie's recovered from her little suicide attempt. 164 00:09:10,717 --> 00:09:12,719 Don't you think it's time to move on? 165 00:09:12,803 --> 00:09:14,805 Look, I've got some things going on, and I need them to pay off 166 00:09:14,888 --> 00:09:17,641 before I can make a move. Really, I don't have a choice. 167 00:09:18,517 --> 00:09:22,229 Okay, but if you did have a choice, would it be a hard one? 168 00:09:22,312 --> 00:09:25,357 I mean, it's not like you're in love with Edie, is it? 169 00:09:25,732 --> 00:09:27,609 No, I don't love Edie. 170 00:09:27,734 --> 00:09:29,486 And I've got a plan to get her out of my life forever. 171 00:09:29,528 --> 00:09:32,114 Just give me two weeks. Okay? 172 00:09:34,449 --> 00:09:36,159 A bracelet is always nice. 173 00:09:39,746 --> 00:09:41,123 For Edie's sister. 174 00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:44,126 Good idea. 175 00:09:56,346 --> 00:09:57,723 (DOOR CLOSING) 176 00:10:07,357 --> 00:10:10,485 Here's the thing. My daughter has cancer. 177 00:10:10,527 --> 00:10:12,613 She's so nauseous, she's stopped eating, 178 00:10:12,696 --> 00:10:16,116 and I can't just stand by and watch her waste away. 179 00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:18,744 So I asked around, and people thought 180 00:10:18,827 --> 00:10:21,330 you might be able to get me what I need. 181 00:10:21,371 --> 00:10:22,956 You follow my drift? 182 00:10:23,540 --> 00:10:27,002 Yeah. You want me to score you some weed. 183 00:10:27,878 --> 00:10:31,507 The best stuff you can get. Nothing's too good for my little girl. 184 00:10:39,681 --> 00:10:42,267 - Darling. - What is it? 185 00:10:42,893 --> 00:10:44,811 Well, I don't want you to worry. 186 00:10:44,895 --> 00:10:47,356 I just got off the phone with the convent. 187 00:10:48,357 --> 00:10:50,692 It seems Danielle took a little spill. 188 00:10:51,401 --> 00:10:53,570 You're eight and a half months pregnant! 189 00:10:53,654 --> 00:10:56,532 What in heaven's name were you doing rollerblading? 190 00:10:56,573 --> 00:10:59,326 I'm bored! All I do is lay around. 191 00:10:59,409 --> 00:11:01,662 In your condition, that's what you should be doing. 192 00:11:01,745 --> 00:11:04,957 And where on Earth did you get skates in a convent? 193 00:11:05,040 --> 00:11:08,210 I borrowed them from one of the eating disorder girls. 194 00:11:08,293 --> 00:11:09,878 They have all the good exercise equipment. 195 00:11:09,920 --> 00:11:12,714 Danielle, what if your reckless behaviour had hurt the baby? 196 00:11:12,756 --> 00:11:15,300 They're going to examine me. I'm sure the baby's fine. 197 00:11:15,342 --> 00:11:18,887 Yes. And it is going to stay that way because I've instructed Sister Theresa 198 00:11:18,929 --> 00:11:22,850 to keep you sequestered in your room until the baby is born. 199 00:11:22,933 --> 00:11:24,268 What am I supposed to do for fun? 200 00:11:24,351 --> 00:11:25,978 You won't even get me a DVD player. 201 00:11:26,019 --> 00:11:28,939 Well, I was hoping that you could use these last few weeks 202 00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:32,317 for reflection and personal growth. 203 00:11:32,359 --> 00:11:33,569 I hate you. 204 00:11:34,778 --> 00:11:37,072 Clearly, it would be time well spent. 205 00:11:43,704 --> 00:11:46,832 - How was the lasagne? - Why don't you ask it yourself? 206 00:11:46,874 --> 00:11:49,334 - Honey. - Sorry. 207 00:11:49,376 --> 00:11:50,586 At least eat a little. 208 00:11:50,627 --> 00:11:52,880 We need you in fighting form for charades tonight. 209 00:11:52,963 --> 00:11:55,841 Yeah, about that, I don't think I'm gonna make it. 210 00:11:55,883 --> 00:11:59,636 You have to. You are the Charades Assassin. 211 00:11:59,720 --> 00:12:01,096 They still talk about the night that you guessed 212 00:12:01,138 --> 00:12:03,849 The Americanization of Emily in 15 seconds. 213 00:12:03,891 --> 00:12:06,852 Twelve, and that's my point. I'm undefeated. 214 00:12:06,894 --> 00:12:10,022 Why spoil my winning streak by playing when I'm not up to it? 215 00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:13,650 Honey, people know that you're sick. 216 00:12:13,734 --> 00:12:15,611 They don't expect you to be at your absolute best. 217 00:12:15,652 --> 00:12:16,945 (DOORBELL RINGING) 218 00:12:17,487 --> 00:12:22,075 Tom, hair loss and constant nausea, those are inconveniences. 219 00:12:22,159 --> 00:12:26,455 Losing at charades to Susan Mayer, that is just flat-out intolerable. 220 00:12:27,498 --> 00:12:29,082 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 221 00:12:29,750 --> 00:12:30,834 - Hey, Andrew. - Hey. 222 00:12:30,918 --> 00:12:32,294 - What's up? - Hey, Mr Scavo. 223 00:12:32,336 --> 00:12:35,547 A package for Lynette's mom got delivered to our house by mistake. 224 00:12:35,589 --> 00:12:37,299 - Oh... - I've got it, Tom. 225 00:12:38,509 --> 00:12:42,888 It's a pattern. I'm knitting Lynette an afghan. 226 00:12:56,360 --> 00:12:57,861 (PATIENT COUGHING) 227 00:13:05,035 --> 00:13:06,453 (PHONE RINGING) 228 00:13:25,389 --> 00:13:27,015 A friend of mine recommended this place. 229 00:13:27,057 --> 00:13:28,141 (GLASS SHATTERING) 230 00:13:28,225 --> 00:13:29,268 (CAR ALARM BLARING) 231 00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:31,436 It's not exactly what I expected. 232 00:13:34,231 --> 00:13:36,775 Must be one heck of a doctor though, huh? 233 00:13:36,817 --> 00:13:40,612 I don't know. I just come here to buy clean urine. 234 00:13:43,574 --> 00:13:46,159 (SHOOING) Those are only for grown-ups. 235 00:13:46,243 --> 00:13:47,536 Why? 236 00:13:47,578 --> 00:13:50,038 Well, because they have special medicine in them. 237 00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:52,875 Like the grown-up iced tea you always drink? 238 00:13:52,916 --> 00:13:54,126 Similar. 239 00:13:54,168 --> 00:13:55,419 How about some ice cream instead? 240 00:13:55,502 --> 00:13:57,504 And you can watch TV till your eyes fall out. 241 00:13:57,588 --> 00:14:00,048 - Yeah! - You stay. 242 00:14:02,092 --> 00:14:06,597 Grandma needs a favour, and you've got just the face for it. 243 00:14:10,601 --> 00:14:13,270 Wow, sweetie. Those really look delicious. 244 00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:15,856 But I just don't feel like eating right now. 245 00:14:16,273 --> 00:14:20,903 Just one, Mom? I made them special. Just for you. 246 00:14:33,207 --> 00:14:35,709 LYNETTE: This really is delicious. 247 00:14:42,299 --> 00:14:45,177 If there's an emergency, you can reach me on my cell phone. 248 00:14:45,219 --> 00:14:47,804 Or they can just walk across the street. 249 00:14:47,888 --> 00:14:49,556 Have fun, girls. Don't do anything I would do. 250 00:14:49,640 --> 00:14:50,682 (CHUCKLING) 251 00:14:53,644 --> 00:14:55,521 Adam seems really laid back. 252 00:14:56,813 --> 00:14:58,440 Yeah, he's pretty cool. 253 00:14:58,482 --> 00:14:59,566 (DOOR CLOSING) 254 00:14:59,650 --> 00:15:03,070 Of course, everyone seems cool compared to Robo-Mom. 255 00:15:04,238 --> 00:15:05,697 Hey, you never told me. 256 00:15:05,739 --> 00:15:08,242 What happened when you asked her about your real dad? 257 00:15:08,325 --> 00:15:12,704 She freaked out, just like I thought. She wouldn't tell me anything. 258 00:15:14,998 --> 00:15:18,502 Well, there are other ways to find things out. 259 00:15:18,919 --> 00:15:23,090 Does your mom keep any old papers, you know, letters, diaries? 260 00:15:23,173 --> 00:15:25,008 Not that she shows me. 261 00:15:25,092 --> 00:15:28,679 There's stuff in the storage room upstairs, but it's locked, 262 00:15:28,762 --> 00:15:30,514 so forget about it. 263 00:15:33,851 --> 00:15:35,561 What kind of lock is it? 264 00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:42,359 Oh, come on in. I was hoping you were Susan. 265 00:15:43,026 --> 00:15:44,111 She's not here? 266 00:15:44,194 --> 00:15:45,237 No, and she's not answering her cell phone. 267 00:15:45,279 --> 00:15:46,363 Where is she? 268 00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:49,116 Well, she had an appointment with this new obstetrician over on River Street. 269 00:15:49,199 --> 00:15:50,868 She should be here by now. 270 00:15:50,951 --> 00:15:53,328 Why would she see a doctor over there? That's a terrible neighbourhood. 271 00:15:53,370 --> 00:15:54,913 - It is? - Yes. Don't you remember? 272 00:15:54,955 --> 00:15:58,250 That's where they murdered those two prostitutes last year. 273 00:15:58,876 --> 00:16:01,044 We should help Mike with the food. 274 00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:03,463 - Knock, knock. - We're here! 275 00:16:03,547 --> 00:16:07,926 Oh, good! Katherine, I was hoping we'd get a chance to chat. 276 00:16:07,968 --> 00:16:09,887 Open this now. 277 00:16:10,804 --> 00:16:11,847 (EDIE GROANS) 278 00:16:11,889 --> 00:16:14,558 Susan's parties are always such a snooze fest. 279 00:16:14,808 --> 00:16:18,687 The only thing people will be miming is, "Get me the hell out of here." 280 00:16:18,729 --> 00:16:21,064 Aren't you a little overdressed for charades? 281 00:16:21,148 --> 00:16:25,110 Well, I thought that I'd look nice, just in case we decided to... 282 00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:29,489 Well, I don't know, announce our engagement. 283 00:16:30,741 --> 00:16:32,951 (CHUCKLES) We're not announcing anything. 284 00:16:34,995 --> 00:16:38,790 It's Susan and Mike's party. I do not want to make it all about us. 285 00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:41,418 You're right, darling. 286 00:16:42,586 --> 00:16:44,671 I may drop a few hints, though. 287 00:16:44,755 --> 00:16:46,256 Edie, let me be clear on this. 288 00:16:46,340 --> 00:16:49,468 You are not to tell anyone about our engagement. Got it? 289 00:16:49,510 --> 00:16:52,262 Fine. I won't say a word. 290 00:17:08,612 --> 00:17:10,322 Oh, this is fantastic. 291 00:17:10,364 --> 00:17:11,782 You know Edward Ferber? 292 00:17:11,865 --> 00:17:13,325 - State Senator? - Yes. 293 00:17:14,034 --> 00:17:17,162 His wife just got picked up for shoplifting. 294 00:17:17,621 --> 00:17:19,498 Why is that fantastic? 295 00:17:20,123 --> 00:17:22,626 He was making noises about going against me for governor. 296 00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:25,379 I guess the light-fingered Mrs Ferber just put an end to that. 297 00:17:25,462 --> 00:17:27,464 Why? It's not like he shoplifted. 298 00:17:27,548 --> 00:17:28,966 It doesn't matter. It's a scandal. 299 00:17:29,049 --> 00:17:30,717 You know what they do to poll numbers. 300 00:17:30,801 --> 00:17:34,888 Oh, that's right. I was reading about that in Politics is Boring magazine. 301 00:17:35,305 --> 00:17:39,142 I'm just glad I don't have to worry about you pulling crap like that. 302 00:17:39,226 --> 00:17:40,978 Yeah. You're lucky. 303 00:17:44,648 --> 00:17:45,816 So where's Lynette? 304 00:17:45,899 --> 00:17:48,277 She's usually your charades MVP. 305 00:17:48,318 --> 00:17:53,156 She wasn't feeling so well. But you are still going down, mister. 306 00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:54,825 It's just a game, Tom. 307 00:17:55,158 --> 00:17:57,327 A game you'll wish you never played. 308 00:17:57,703 --> 00:17:58,787 (CLEARING THROAT) 309 00:17:58,829 --> 00:18:00,539 Oh, hi, Gabby. 310 00:18:00,581 --> 00:18:03,584 Katherine and I were just talking about the old days. 311 00:18:03,959 --> 00:18:07,546 So, when you were living with your aunt, was Dylan's father with you? 312 00:18:07,629 --> 00:18:09,298 No. Just me and Dylan. 313 00:18:09,506 --> 00:18:12,301 Were you widowed or divorced? 314 00:18:13,594 --> 00:18:18,515 Actually, I prefer not to discuss my first marriage, if you don't mind. 315 00:18:19,099 --> 00:18:22,186 Oh, well, we certainly didn't mean to pry. 316 00:18:23,270 --> 00:18:25,981 Let me just tinge that up for you. 317 00:18:26,857 --> 00:18:28,233 Hello, all. 318 00:18:29,443 --> 00:18:31,612 It's so nice to see you. 319 00:18:32,029 --> 00:18:33,405 White wine? 320 00:18:34,031 --> 00:18:39,661 Oh, no, my contact slipped... 321 00:18:40,370 --> 00:18:42,456 Edie, is that an engagement ring? 322 00:18:43,540 --> 00:18:47,628 Oh, shoot. Pretend you didn't see that. 323 00:18:47,711 --> 00:18:52,049 I promised my fiancé that I wouldn't say a word until the official announcement. 324 00:18:52,299 --> 00:18:55,052 Oh. Excuse me. 325 00:18:57,137 --> 00:18:59,723 Gabby! Sorry I'm late. 326 00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:01,517 Oh, my God, you made it. 327 00:19:01,558 --> 00:19:04,895 That is such a beautiful dress. We're gonna have so much fun. 328 00:19:04,978 --> 00:19:07,731 You. Come with me. 329 00:19:09,233 --> 00:19:10,776 She's got a ring! 330 00:19:10,817 --> 00:19:11,985 - What? - Edie! 331 00:19:12,069 --> 00:19:13,737 She's wearing a big, honking engagement ring 332 00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:14,947 the size of a peach pit. 333 00:19:14,988 --> 00:19:16,532 Hey, I didn't get her a ring. 334 00:19:16,573 --> 00:19:18,325 Oh, so you're not engaged? 335 00:19:18,909 --> 00:19:20,661 Well, see, here's the thing... 336 00:19:20,744 --> 00:19:21,954 Oh, you've gotta be kidding me. 337 00:19:22,037 --> 00:19:23,580 - Let me explain. - No, no, no! 338 00:19:23,664 --> 00:19:24,915 I am done with your explanations 339 00:19:24,998 --> 00:19:27,084 and I am done with, "Just give me two more weeks, baby." 340 00:19:27,167 --> 00:19:30,504 Whatever games you're playing, I'm sick of it. We're through. 341 00:19:30,587 --> 00:19:34,466 So you're just gonna go and live happily ever after with Victor, huh? 342 00:19:35,759 --> 00:19:38,470 You think Victor's my only option? 343 00:19:38,512 --> 00:19:41,890 Well, I got news for you, Carlos. I can have any guy I want. 344 00:19:41,932 --> 00:19:45,727 Because this waits for no man. 345 00:19:53,819 --> 00:19:56,154 You bought yourself an engagement ring? 346 00:19:56,947 --> 00:19:59,324 It's been three days, Carlos. How long was I supposed to wait? 347 00:19:59,366 --> 00:20:01,368 You agreed not to say anything. 348 00:20:01,451 --> 00:20:03,996 But I didn't agree not to wear anything. 349 00:20:05,289 --> 00:20:08,000 Don't worry, it wasn't expensive. 350 00:20:08,208 --> 00:20:10,002 You can pay me back later. 351 00:20:11,128 --> 00:20:12,629 Count on it. 352 00:20:12,713 --> 00:20:16,508 And the whole time, I just kept thinking, this is Bree's doctor. 353 00:20:16,550 --> 00:20:19,761 Bree recommended him. He must be the best. 354 00:20:19,803 --> 00:20:22,931 So I didn't worry when it was between a needle exchange 355 00:20:22,973 --> 00:20:25,851 and the area's only transvestite bookstore. 356 00:20:25,893 --> 00:20:29,897 And I ignored that my shoes stuck to the floor 357 00:20:29,938 --> 00:20:33,025 and there was a cigarette machine in the waiting room. 358 00:20:33,567 --> 00:20:37,613 But when I saw the ant traps on his speculum tray, 359 00:20:37,821 --> 00:20:39,990 I thought that you and I should have a talk. 360 00:20:40,073 --> 00:20:41,533 Oh, Susan, I am so sorry. 361 00:20:41,575 --> 00:20:44,536 And of course I will pay for the slashed tyre and the stolen cell phone. 362 00:20:44,578 --> 00:20:45,954 That is not the point! 363 00:20:45,996 --> 00:20:49,958 Why would you send me to somebody who is obviously not your doctor? 364 00:20:51,585 --> 00:20:54,254 - I can't tell you. - Why not? 365 00:20:54,838 --> 00:20:56,298 It's private. 366 00:20:56,590 --> 00:20:57,883 You know what else is private? 367 00:20:57,966 --> 00:21:01,637 The parts of me that I'm pretty sure he snapped with his camera phone. 368 00:21:01,678 --> 00:21:02,763 (GASPS) 369 00:21:04,097 --> 00:21:07,059 I have a party to throw. I will deal with you later. 370 00:21:08,852 --> 00:21:10,145 (SOBBING) 371 00:21:12,689 --> 00:21:17,653 Look, Al, she is totally out of control. I need her taken care of. 372 00:21:19,196 --> 00:21:21,073 Fine, I'll see what I can do. 373 00:21:22,866 --> 00:21:24,868 EDIE: I promised my fiancé that I wouldn't say a word 374 00:21:24,952 --> 00:21:27,204 until the official announcement. 375 00:21:27,538 --> 00:21:31,708 Adam, I feel the tag of my dress sticking out and I can't reach it. 376 00:21:31,792 --> 00:21:33,877 - Do you mind? - Yeah, oh, sure. 377 00:21:35,712 --> 00:21:38,549 - There you go. - Oh, I think I got a chill. 378 00:21:38,632 --> 00:21:40,175 (BOTH CHUCKLING) 379 00:21:40,217 --> 00:21:42,135 Now let me see if I can give you one. 380 00:21:42,219 --> 00:21:43,595 Yeah, that worked. 381 00:21:48,976 --> 00:21:51,687 We haven't been here an hour and you're already humiliating me? 382 00:21:51,728 --> 00:21:53,772 Are we really having this conversation again? 383 00:21:53,814 --> 00:21:55,941 Oh, I guess you learned nothing from Chicago. 384 00:21:55,983 --> 00:21:58,944 For God's sake, I was not flirting. She asked me to fix her dress. 385 00:21:58,986 --> 00:22:02,573 Yeah, I saw your face. I could tell what a chore it was for you. 386 00:22:03,282 --> 00:22:05,784 You know what? I think I'm a little behind you in the alcohol department. 387 00:22:05,826 --> 00:22:07,327 Let me go catch up. 388 00:22:11,748 --> 00:22:15,252 I'm sorry, I didn't mean to eavesdrop, 389 00:22:15,335 --> 00:22:18,005 but you really shouldn't take this out on Adam. 390 00:22:18,005 --> 00:22:22,134 Gabrielle has a little bit of a reputation, if you know what I mean. 391 00:22:23,260 --> 00:22:27,306 No, I don't. But I'd certainly like to. 392 00:22:28,015 --> 00:22:30,309 Okay, everybody, let the games begin! 393 00:22:31,935 --> 00:22:35,939 Okay, I will be team captain one. Who wants to be captain number two? 394 00:22:36,106 --> 00:22:37,191 I'll do it. 395 00:22:37,274 --> 00:22:39,401 Great. Okay, you pick first. 396 00:22:39,860 --> 00:22:43,572 Oh, okay, I will pick Adam. 397 00:22:45,449 --> 00:22:48,619 I pick Lynette. Where's Lynette? 398 00:22:48,785 --> 00:22:53,040 She really wanted to be here. She's just feeling too sick to party. 399 00:22:53,123 --> 00:22:55,167 (LAUGHING) 400 00:22:57,377 --> 00:22:58,837 It's funny, isn't it? 401 00:22:58,879 --> 00:23:03,634 Are you kidding? It's genius! He's a sponge, but he talks! 402 00:23:03,717 --> 00:23:04,760 (LAUGHING) 403 00:23:06,553 --> 00:23:09,431 Well, it looks like somebody is feeling a little better. 404 00:23:09,473 --> 00:23:13,852 Yeah, I guess that anti-nausea medicine finally kicked in. 405 00:23:14,895 --> 00:23:16,522 That must be it. 406 00:23:19,900 --> 00:23:21,109 Orson! 407 00:23:21,735 --> 00:23:22,945 Carlos. 408 00:23:23,320 --> 00:23:24,905 Husband in the room. 409 00:23:24,988 --> 00:23:27,241 Honey, I love you, but I want to win. 410 00:23:30,077 --> 00:23:31,578 You should pick Edie. 411 00:23:32,079 --> 00:23:33,247 Why? 412 00:23:33,330 --> 00:23:35,916 The woman just tried to commit suicide. Don't make her last pick. 413 00:23:35,999 --> 00:23:37,084 She's still fragile. 414 00:23:37,167 --> 00:23:38,961 Good point. Mike! 415 00:23:39,753 --> 00:23:41,630 Yes! Let's get started. 416 00:23:41,672 --> 00:23:43,924 No, no! Wait, wait, wait. Gabby, you know how it works. 417 00:23:44,007 --> 00:23:45,968 Okay, first I have to go over all the signals. 418 00:23:46,009 --> 00:23:50,180 Okay! So, this is movie, TV... 419 00:23:52,015 --> 00:23:53,517 Where did you learn to do this? 420 00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:55,769 When you live with a mother who constantly locks herself out, 421 00:23:55,853 --> 00:23:57,604 you develop certain skills. 422 00:24:02,860 --> 00:24:05,696 I don't know. Maybe this is a sign we should stop. 423 00:24:07,698 --> 00:24:09,783 What were you saying about signs? 424 00:24:12,536 --> 00:24:15,497 Whole concept, person... 425 00:24:15,622 --> 00:24:18,458 Let's see, Shakespeare, book, 426 00:24:18,542 --> 00:24:21,712 and then, if you do the signal for book and you touch your heart, 427 00:24:21,795 --> 00:24:23,130 then that's poem. 428 00:24:23,213 --> 00:24:25,632 Okay, when has anyone ever used a poem as a clue? 429 00:24:25,716 --> 00:24:28,468 - Yeah, come on, let's play. - Yeah! Let's play! 430 00:24:28,969 --> 00:24:31,471 Yeah. Let's play! 431 00:24:31,972 --> 00:24:33,974 Hey, honey, you made it! 432 00:24:34,057 --> 00:24:35,767 Dibs on Lynette! She's on my team. 433 00:24:35,809 --> 00:24:37,186 No! That's not fair! 434 00:24:37,227 --> 00:24:38,937 She's like the charades ninja. 435 00:24:38,979 --> 00:24:40,480 That's me. The ninja. 436 00:24:42,482 --> 00:24:43,650 (GIGGLING) 437 00:24:43,734 --> 00:24:45,068 Oh, sorry! 438 00:24:46,570 --> 00:24:50,157 Okay! I'm ready! 439 00:24:53,744 --> 00:24:55,162 SUSAN: Okay, go! 440 00:24:55,245 --> 00:24:56,330 - WOMAN: Shoes! - Sock! 441 00:24:56,413 --> 00:24:57,748 - Working out! Black! - MAN: Soles! 442 00:24:57,831 --> 00:24:59,625 - Itch! - Corn! 443 00:24:59,833 --> 00:25:00,918 (MOANS) 444 00:25:01,001 --> 00:25:02,044 A blister? 445 00:25:02,085 --> 00:25:03,337 Blister! Sounds like blister! 446 00:25:03,420 --> 00:25:04,922 MAN: Kissed her. WOMAN: Sister. 447 00:25:05,005 --> 00:25:06,840 Two Mules For Sister Sara! 448 00:25:06,924 --> 00:25:08,175 (ALL SHOUTING) 449 00:25:08,258 --> 00:25:11,303 Okay, 22 seconds. Lynette, you're up. 450 00:25:11,345 --> 00:25:13,680 Come on, babe, we're 40 seconds down. 451 00:25:13,764 --> 00:25:15,641 We need you to make that time up. 452 00:25:15,682 --> 00:25:17,684 Who do you think you're talking to? 453 00:25:17,768 --> 00:25:19,895 - Right on. - KATHERINE: All right! 454 00:25:21,855 --> 00:25:25,442 Ready? Get set... Go! 455 00:25:30,864 --> 00:25:31,949 (EXHALES) 456 00:25:32,449 --> 00:25:33,992 (WHIMPERS) 457 00:25:34,034 --> 00:25:35,869 Honey, clock's ticking. 458 00:25:35,953 --> 00:25:39,665 I know. It's just, this is a really hard one. 459 00:25:40,624 --> 00:25:43,001 Okay, come on, come on! What is it? Is it a book? Is it a movie? 460 00:25:43,043 --> 00:25:45,379 Movie. It's a Western. 461 00:25:45,462 --> 00:25:47,589 - No talking! - Sorry. 462 00:25:48,048 --> 00:25:51,051 Honey, start with the first word. How many syllables? 463 00:25:56,640 --> 00:25:57,683 (EXHALES) 464 00:25:57,724 --> 00:25:58,809 One word? 465 00:25:58,892 --> 00:26:01,728 Sweetie, act it out. You're really good at that. 466 00:26:03,897 --> 00:26:06,024 Okay, okay, whole idea. 467 00:26:07,401 --> 00:26:08,902 - Me? - Edie! 468 00:26:08,986 --> 00:26:11,071 Woman! Blonde! Bleach! 469 00:26:11,655 --> 00:26:12,739 (GRUNTS) 470 00:26:16,076 --> 00:26:17,661 (IMITATES GAGGING) 471 00:26:24,918 --> 00:26:27,504 - Hang 'Em High? - Yes! Yes! 472 00:26:28,839 --> 00:26:30,716 Yes! 473 00:26:31,008 --> 00:26:34,428 Okay! Well, I think it's time for a break. 474 00:26:34,511 --> 00:26:35,596 Good. Yes. 475 00:26:37,764 --> 00:26:41,268 You feeling okay? Because you're acting kind of spacey. 476 00:26:41,351 --> 00:26:42,644 Yeah, no, I'm good. 477 00:26:42,686 --> 00:26:46,148 Hey, do you think they have any grapes or lobster? 478 00:26:46,190 --> 00:26:48,775 Why don't I go get you some coffee, hon? 479 00:26:50,360 --> 00:26:54,907 Orson, there's a phone call for you at the house. 480 00:26:54,948 --> 00:26:56,783 You should probably take it. 481 00:27:08,795 --> 00:27:10,297 - Why, hello. - Hello. 482 00:27:11,715 --> 00:27:14,468 - Oh, Tom. - Stella? What are you doing here? 483 00:27:16,887 --> 00:27:19,223 I made some brownies earlier, 484 00:27:19,306 --> 00:27:22,893 and I just noticed they were missing. 485 00:27:22,976 --> 00:27:26,438 Lynette didn't bring them here, did she? 486 00:27:27,064 --> 00:27:28,899 Why, is that a problem? 487 00:27:28,982 --> 00:27:31,777 - It's like chocolate love. - Oh, God. 488 00:27:31,818 --> 00:27:33,695 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! 489 00:27:33,737 --> 00:27:36,949 Sorry. Don't eat those. Don't eat those. Sorry. No! 490 00:27:37,157 --> 00:27:44,081 Oh, bad batch. Bad, bad, bad, bad. Oh, sorry, full of trans-fats. 491 00:27:47,084 --> 00:27:49,169 - Tom, watch it! - I am sorry! 492 00:27:49,253 --> 00:27:51,046 Oh, God, here. 493 00:27:51,088 --> 00:27:53,590 - Let me get that. - Thank you. 494 00:27:54,258 --> 00:27:56,552 - It's a little cold. - So sorry. 495 00:27:56,593 --> 00:27:57,886 It's all right. 496 00:27:58,512 --> 00:28:01,557 Would it be too much to ask you to keep your hands off my husband? 497 00:28:01,598 --> 00:28:03,725 What? I spilled my drink on him. 498 00:28:03,767 --> 00:28:06,228 And you're trying to make up for it by breast-feeding him? 499 00:28:06,270 --> 00:28:07,980 (EXHALES) Katherine! 500 00:28:08,021 --> 00:28:10,107 Look, lady, you need to calm down. 501 00:28:10,190 --> 00:28:13,026 You're getting a reputation around here for having a stick up your ass. 502 00:28:13,110 --> 00:28:16,113 Better that reputation than the one you're toting around. 503 00:28:16,196 --> 00:28:17,406 What do you mean by that? 504 00:28:17,447 --> 00:28:19,408 Okay! Back to charades! 505 00:28:19,533 --> 00:28:21,827 - Never mind. Forget it. - No, no, tell me. 506 00:28:21,869 --> 00:28:25,914 What's my reputation? Am I smug and holier-than-thou? 507 00:28:25,956 --> 00:28:28,125 Oh, no, wait, that's you. 508 00:28:28,876 --> 00:28:30,460 Let me be specific. 509 00:28:30,544 --> 00:28:33,088 By "reputation," I mean that you are the kind of woman 510 00:28:33,130 --> 00:28:35,757 that treats a man like a plaything. Whether it's my husband or, 511 00:28:35,799 --> 00:28:38,427 let's say, your teenage gardener. 512 00:28:47,144 --> 00:28:49,188 Bree saw you slap your daughter! 513 00:28:50,063 --> 00:28:52,816 - Excuse me? - Gabby! 514 00:28:52,900 --> 00:28:55,360 Yeah. She asked about her father, and then you smacked her. 515 00:28:55,402 --> 00:28:57,029 Why'd you do that? 516 00:28:58,739 --> 00:29:01,783 This is the last thing that I will ever say to you. 517 00:29:02,493 --> 00:29:04,620 Yes, I lost my temper with Dylan, 518 00:29:04,661 --> 00:29:06,747 but her father is a horrible man. 519 00:29:06,830 --> 00:29:10,876 I want you to imagine the worst thing that a father can do to his daughter. 520 00:29:11,001 --> 00:29:13,837 What was I supposed to tell Dylan about that? 521 00:29:16,924 --> 00:29:19,801 I hope that satisfies everyone's curiosity. 522 00:29:27,684 --> 00:29:29,436 Oh, my God. 523 00:29:30,521 --> 00:29:32,814 Hang 'Em High has three syllables! 524 00:29:38,946 --> 00:29:41,657 I guess you saw what happened down there. 525 00:29:42,282 --> 00:29:43,450 Yep. 526 00:29:45,452 --> 00:29:49,331 Look, it was a long time ago and it didn't mean anything. 527 00:29:49,623 --> 00:29:51,708 How many people know about this? 528 00:29:52,459 --> 00:29:54,670 Now or before tonight? 529 00:29:57,047 --> 00:29:59,550 - How many? - Look, I know you're upset... 530 00:29:59,633 --> 00:30:03,345 I'm not upset. I'm just trying to work out how to spin this. 531 00:30:04,888 --> 00:30:07,266 Clearly the boy was underage. 532 00:30:07,307 --> 00:30:09,476 You think money would shut him up? 533 00:30:10,143 --> 00:30:12,813 Victor, really, I don't think it's a big deal. 534 00:30:13,146 --> 00:30:15,816 (SCOFFS) That's because you're not me. 535 00:30:24,491 --> 00:30:26,535 Okay, you've got to remember this. 536 00:30:26,577 --> 00:30:28,912 This is Bodsworth, you took him everywhere. 537 00:30:28,996 --> 00:30:31,582 No, I think I'd remember a bear that ugly. 538 00:30:31,665 --> 00:30:33,292 Well, clearly it's yours. 539 00:30:33,333 --> 00:30:36,920 Your mom kept it all these years, and he's here in your old room. 540 00:30:37,337 --> 00:30:39,131 Wait, this was my old room? 541 00:30:40,174 --> 00:30:42,718 My mom told me I'm in my old room, down the hall. 542 00:30:42,759 --> 00:30:45,721 No, this was your room. What are you talking about? 543 00:30:46,096 --> 00:30:47,723 KATHERINE: Evening, girls. 544 00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:52,436 Hey! How was the party? 545 00:30:53,103 --> 00:30:54,563 It was lovely. 546 00:30:54,855 --> 00:30:58,025 I think your mother would like you home to help clean up. 547 00:31:09,870 --> 00:31:11,413 I'm sorry, Mom. 548 00:31:12,789 --> 00:31:14,625 That's okay, sweetie. 549 00:31:20,464 --> 00:31:23,133 But I don't want you seeing that girl any more. 550 00:31:36,063 --> 00:31:38,232 Orson, honey, where have you been? 551 00:31:38,398 --> 00:31:40,651 We got a call from Danielle's doctor. 552 00:31:40,734 --> 00:31:43,487 Apparently her fall caused a placental abruption 553 00:31:43,570 --> 00:31:45,405 where the placenta separates from the uterus. 554 00:31:45,489 --> 00:31:47,407 - Oh, my God. - No, they said not to panic. 555 00:31:47,491 --> 00:31:48,951 There are degrees of this. 556 00:31:48,992 --> 00:31:51,745 They're doing a sonogram, then they're gonna call us. 557 00:31:51,829 --> 00:31:55,207 I can't wait that long. I have to be with her. 558 00:31:55,582 --> 00:31:57,668 Okay, I'll get your purse. 559 00:32:01,421 --> 00:32:03,966 What do you think you're doing? You can't leave yet! 560 00:32:04,007 --> 00:32:05,467 Something's come up. We'll talk tomorrow. 561 00:32:05,509 --> 00:32:06,593 No, we'll talk now! 562 00:32:06,677 --> 00:32:10,138 You still owe me an explanation for that skuzzy gyno you sent me to. 563 00:32:10,180 --> 00:32:14,101 I said I was sorry. For God's sake, Susan, not everything is about you! 564 00:32:17,437 --> 00:32:21,233 I know this night has been a complete disaster, but all in all, 565 00:32:21,275 --> 00:32:23,443 it's still your best party ever. 566 00:32:41,128 --> 00:32:42,629 I'm confused. 567 00:32:42,713 --> 00:32:44,715 (GROANS) Now I'm confused and my head hurts. 568 00:32:44,798 --> 00:32:47,301 That's for letting Edie think you're engaged. 569 00:32:47,384 --> 00:32:48,552 And the kiss? 570 00:32:49,970 --> 00:32:53,348 When you saw me flirting, you smashed a glass. 571 00:32:53,390 --> 00:32:57,186 When Victor heard I had an affair, he started crunching poll numbers. 572 00:32:59,479 --> 00:33:01,356 I need a man who cares enough to explode 573 00:33:01,398 --> 00:33:03,567 when he thinks he's gonna lose me. 574 00:33:04,651 --> 00:33:07,863 I don't just love you, I love the way you love me. 575 00:33:10,991 --> 00:33:12,367 So we're back on? 576 00:33:13,327 --> 00:33:14,995 See you Thursday. 577 00:33:31,678 --> 00:33:33,889 Al, what have you got for me? 578 00:33:34,097 --> 00:33:36,141 AL: I think I found a way to make this happen. 579 00:33:36,183 --> 00:33:39,228 But it might take a week or two to line everything up. 580 00:33:39,520 --> 00:33:40,896 Fantastic. 581 00:33:41,021 --> 00:33:42,981 I'll call you when it's done. 582 00:33:43,524 --> 00:33:48,529 Shirley, can you make some copies of the Britt file? 583 00:33:59,206 --> 00:34:00,541 Seen Gabby? 584 00:34:00,958 --> 00:34:03,252 Yeah. In the bathroom upstairs. 585 00:34:03,710 --> 00:34:05,921 Tell me something. 586 00:34:06,213 --> 00:34:08,340 When you found out that kid 587 00:34:08,382 --> 00:34:12,219 who you were paying to mow your lawn was doing your wife, 588 00:34:12,302 --> 00:34:14,888 how did you not kill him? 589 00:34:14,972 --> 00:34:16,890 Well, I wanted to at first. 590 00:34:16,974 --> 00:34:21,270 But hey, we're all human, right? You gotta forgive and forget. 591 00:34:22,312 --> 00:34:23,856 You're a very understanding man. 592 00:34:23,897 --> 00:34:28,235 If she pulled something like that on me, that guy wouldn't be around for long. 593 00:34:29,736 --> 00:34:32,698 Yeah, but no woman's worth going to jail for, right? 594 00:34:33,407 --> 00:34:36,034 If you have enough money, it's not that hard to make someone disappear. 595 00:34:36,076 --> 00:34:37,578 (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING) 596 00:34:42,332 --> 00:34:43,959 Let's go, honey. 597 00:34:44,418 --> 00:34:46,003 Night, Carlos. 598 00:34:59,850 --> 00:35:00,893 Darling, what are you doing? 599 00:35:00,934 --> 00:35:03,478 I have to bring this DVD player to Danielle. 600 00:35:04,688 --> 00:35:06,023 Honey, we really have to go. 601 00:35:06,106 --> 00:35:09,234 It'll just take a few seconds. All these damn cords! 602 00:35:09,276 --> 00:35:10,944 Sweetheart, it's a long drive. 603 00:35:11,028 --> 00:35:13,155 It's the only thing she asked for. 604 00:35:13,530 --> 00:35:15,073 (PHONE RINGING) 605 00:35:19,703 --> 00:35:22,289 Yes, hello? Hello, doctor. 606 00:35:23,207 --> 00:35:24,500 How is she? 607 00:35:29,296 --> 00:35:30,881 - Thank God. - Oh. 608 00:35:31,548 --> 00:35:32,633 (SOBBING) 609 00:35:32,716 --> 00:35:34,301 It's going to be okay. 610 00:35:35,052 --> 00:35:37,012 (CRYING) 611 00:35:47,981 --> 00:35:51,902 Kids are all tucked in. They're sleeping like angels. 612 00:35:51,985 --> 00:35:54,530 Great. Did you put Quaaludes in their cocoa? 613 00:35:54,905 --> 00:35:57,282 Could you check on them for me, please? 614 00:36:00,410 --> 00:36:01,662 So how was the party? 615 00:36:01,745 --> 00:36:03,080 You drugged me! 616 00:36:04,081 --> 00:36:05,165 Just a little. 617 00:36:05,249 --> 00:36:08,919 What is wrong with you? I told you I didn't want any pot. 618 00:36:08,961 --> 00:36:11,964 Before you slap me around, let me ask you something. 619 00:36:13,257 --> 00:36:14,758 Do you feel better? 620 00:36:15,926 --> 00:36:19,680 That's not the point. And what were you thinking, using my son as a drug mule? 621 00:36:19,763 --> 00:36:21,598 He didn't know what was going on. 622 00:36:21,682 --> 00:36:25,644 And why are you making such a big deal about it? 623 00:36:27,020 --> 00:36:28,355 Let me ask you something. 624 00:36:28,438 --> 00:36:31,483 Do you remember what I wore to the junior prom? 625 00:36:31,525 --> 00:36:34,278 Or what part I had in the play that year? 626 00:36:34,361 --> 00:36:37,030 Who remembers that stuff? 627 00:36:37,030 --> 00:36:39,616 Parents who weren't stoned. 628 00:36:39,950 --> 00:36:45,080 My whole childhood passed in a blur because you were medicating yourself. 629 00:36:45,622 --> 00:36:49,793 Pot when you were sick, booze when you weren't. I am not going to do that. 630 00:36:49,877 --> 00:36:53,714 I won't miss a second of my kids' lives. Not if I can avoid it. 631 00:36:54,131 --> 00:36:58,510 Well, I'd say I'm sorry, but I'm not. 632 00:37:00,220 --> 00:37:01,889 You're a mom. 633 00:37:02,806 --> 00:37:06,226 You know there's nothing worse than watching your kids suffer. 634 00:37:07,394 --> 00:37:13,692 And seeing you act all goofy watching that cartoon, well... 635 00:37:15,486 --> 00:37:18,489 It was probably the high point of my trip. 636 00:37:20,240 --> 00:37:21,450 I get it. 637 00:37:24,411 --> 00:37:27,414 But if you ever pull something like this again... 638 00:37:27,498 --> 00:37:28,707 I won't. 639 00:37:29,333 --> 00:37:34,254 Okay. Well, I think I'll turn in. 640 00:37:37,174 --> 00:37:39,968 - Yente. - What? 641 00:37:40,010 --> 00:37:43,347 Junior year. You were Yente in Fiddler on the Roof. 642 00:37:44,765 --> 00:37:46,350 You remembered. 643 00:37:46,725 --> 00:37:51,813 Yep. There are some performances so bad, even alcohol can't block them out. 644 00:38:03,534 --> 00:38:04,701 Bree? 645 00:38:07,204 --> 00:38:10,249 Can we call a truce, please? 646 00:38:13,585 --> 00:38:18,215 So you know I'm not bluffing, I brought cake. 647 00:38:21,051 --> 00:38:23,846 I am so sorry that I snapped at you tonight. 648 00:38:23,887 --> 00:38:25,722 It's okay. 649 00:38:27,391 --> 00:38:30,102 I just want to know what's going on. 650 00:38:30,727 --> 00:38:34,231 Ever since you've been pregnant, there's been this wall between us. 651 00:38:34,314 --> 00:38:37,151 It's like something's changed and I don't know why. 652 00:38:38,235 --> 00:38:40,404 Did I do something to offend you? 653 00:38:43,532 --> 00:38:47,744 It's not about you. I've just been going through some things. 654 00:38:48,912 --> 00:38:53,750 Like what? I mean, come on, just tell me. We share everything. 655 00:38:55,502 --> 00:39:01,425 Okay, I haven't told anybody this, but... 656 00:39:05,012 --> 00:39:07,389 It's about the baby. 657 00:39:10,267 --> 00:39:12,728 There have been some complications. 658 00:39:13,437 --> 00:39:16,773 Oh, no. Is everything okay? 659 00:39:16,857 --> 00:39:18,650 Yeah, everything's fine, 660 00:39:18,734 --> 00:39:21,278 but there was just a time where I thought I might lose it. 661 00:39:21,528 --> 00:39:23,071 Oh, my God. 662 00:39:23,780 --> 00:39:27,826 And there I was just bugging you about your doctor. I am so sorry. 663 00:39:27,868 --> 00:39:29,328 You should have just told me. 664 00:39:29,411 --> 00:39:30,829 No, you're pregnant, too. 665 00:39:30,871 --> 00:39:32,748 I'm not gonna tell you anything that's gonna worry you. 666 00:39:32,831 --> 00:39:34,500 Oh, are you kidding? 667 00:39:34,541 --> 00:39:36,543 It's the first baby I've had in 17 years. 668 00:39:36,627 --> 00:39:39,296 You know, I could not possibly be more freaked out. 669 00:39:39,338 --> 00:39:42,758 This morning, I caught Mike building a crib. 670 00:39:43,050 --> 00:39:44,635 No! This early? 671 00:39:44,718 --> 00:39:47,262 Yeah! I wanted to scream, you know, 672 00:39:47,304 --> 00:39:50,516 "Are you nuts? Do you just want to jinx it?" 673 00:39:51,308 --> 00:39:56,271 This is what we get for having kids at our age. Anxiety, terror... 674 00:39:56,313 --> 00:39:58,273 It's just going to get worse. 675 00:39:58,357 --> 00:40:02,444 Do you know, when our babies go to college, we'll be like... 676 00:40:03,070 --> 00:40:04,446 Dead? 677 00:40:05,989 --> 00:40:07,616 If we're lucky. 678 00:40:11,829 --> 00:40:13,205 Look at us! 679 00:40:13,580 --> 00:40:19,002 Pregnant gals, eating cake and bitching. It's kind of nice, huh? 680 00:40:19,670 --> 00:40:21,213 It really is. 681 00:40:29,513 --> 00:40:31,056 What are you doing? 682 00:40:31,098 --> 00:40:34,351 The hospital called. My aunt's ready to come home. 683 00:40:34,434 --> 00:40:36,603 And you want her to stay in here? 684 00:40:36,687 --> 00:40:40,649 Yeah. I think making this room off limits was a mistake. 685 00:40:40,858 --> 00:40:46,238 If I want Dylan to focus on other things, I really need to make it less intriguing. 686 00:40:48,115 --> 00:40:53,078 Speaking of intriguing... What were you thinking last night? 687 00:40:54,538 --> 00:40:55,622 What? 688 00:40:55,706 --> 00:40:58,375 Come on, "The worst thing a father could do." 689 00:40:58,458 --> 00:41:00,836 You realise what people are going to think. 690 00:41:00,919 --> 00:41:04,006 Yeah. They're going to be very uncomfortable. 691 00:41:04,798 --> 00:41:07,759 And uncomfortable people don't ask questions. 692 00:41:17,853 --> 00:41:19,062 (KIDS SHOUTING) 693 00:41:19,646 --> 00:41:22,191 MARY ALICE: All children love games. 694 00:41:24,109 --> 00:41:28,822 But children grow up, and then they find new games to play. 695 00:41:29,907 --> 00:41:33,785 They pretend to be well so their families won't worry. 696 00:41:36,747 --> 00:41:41,126 They lie to their lovers about where they go in the afternoon. 697 00:41:44,922 --> 00:41:49,134 They invent stories to hide the truth from their friends. 698 00:41:51,595 --> 00:41:57,059 Yes, everyone has fun playing games, 699 00:41:58,936 --> 00:42:01,980 right up until the moment 700 00:42:03,232 --> 00:42:06,235 someone gets hurt. 701 00:42:09,112 --> 00:42:10,739 (SOBBING)